Robert Pattinson is really a sexy man..

WOW AFTER SPENDING LIKE ABOUT 30 MINS LOOKING AT THAT BEAUTIFUL PIC I DO BELIEVE THERE IS A GOD AND I THANK HIM EVERYDAY NOW :) BRAVO GOD BRAVO AND MAY I SAY NICE JOB

OMG!!! HE IS SOOOO SEXY!!!!!! *PASSES OUT*

There are no words that would justify how he looks!
None of them would do him justice!

Glad to see that he's fine. I was so worried that he got hurt by that taxi, and those stupid fangirls <<

looking better and better rob .. lol ..

How can some say Rob isnt the most gorgeous man on earth?!
I will never understand.

Look at that face! http://www.popsugar.com/3330425?page=0,0,1

I think its so stunning that it has the power to bring World peace!

Okay okay. Maybe I got a little carried away.
Its too early in the morning. These kind of took me by suprise. Lol

HE'S STILL GORGEOUS THOUGH :D

Who ever says that is telling nothing but lies! LOL!

He might not be able to bring about world peace, but he can make millions of women fall over!

Oh man, and guess what?!
I finally got my New Moon poster today!

It looks AMAZING. It is now hanging beautifully on my wall :)

Wait, which new moon poster? The official movie poster? Why was not aware they were on sale? *starts breathing heavily in envy*

I'm sure it looks amazing!

*looks at empty space in between Edward poster and cullen family poster*

Hmmm......

Yes! The official Edward, Bella & Jacob poster!
Its been on sale for a while now! Lol

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002AR7F4A/ref...

I have it between my two Edward & Bella posters! It fits in perfectly! (:

*runs away from nmm.org to amazon*

I have to have it! It will look so perfect with the twilight posters!

I still have no idea why I didn't know it was on sale.

Go, go! Order it awayyy! Lmbo

I dont think they posted it up here. But theres a whole bunch of people selling it on amazon! I had pre-ordered it so it took quite some time. Its worth the time and money though! :D

You bet he can!

You know I'll fall on my knees for that man OMC! Lol.

I'll fall on my knees for him with you cc! LOL

*looks at your avatar and my knees are strangly starting to give out* LMAO!

Lmbo

Dont try to be strong! Give into it!

He's worth it OMC! He's worth it all ! LOL!

*finally gives in and falls to my knees*

You're right he is so worth it CC, but I just wanted to be strong! I just couldn't fight Rob's hotness on this!

well good morning sunshine!

What a beautiful way to wake up on a Friday morning! The suit, the skinny tie? Rob, darling, you really do know how to make a girl go crazy.

crazy as in "wakes-up-sees-this-picture-instantly-blushes-and-needs-a-change-of-undies", not the "see-you-on-the-side-walk-and-attack-you-and-putting-you-in-danger-of-taxis" kind of crazy.

LOL, good then you passed the "I'm not a frizzy-haired-fan-freak" test!

hot hot hot.

i just woken up. and guess what. da dam. had to come here.

and what do i see.. ROB LOOKING .....no words no words.

again thank you. my day is made ! love rob.

and he does look good in anything. seriously.

Now I can relax...
No blond psychos, crazy stalking fans or blind taxi drivers, phew!

Oh all things holy, why did I have to miss this? I do love a man in a tie...but for some (not quite unknown) reason I just feel like ripping of his tie...and then his shirt...and then the rest I'll think about and not say!

Does anyone else think Rob can wear anything (i MEAN anything..) and still make us drool over him?

Hell yeah he can! We all bow down for him.

He can just stand there in anything and I lose the ability to speak! So the answer to your question is YES!!!!

As quoted.. He is like a drug to me... Deary me im too hooked on this man!

He is like a drug to so many women, including ourselves! I am hooked on him just as much as you!

It's really weird..
i never would have liked a guy like him but after seeing him in the film it changed my attitudes towards guys immediately.. i mean REALLY HIGH STANDARDS NOW! :)

Ok, I just looked at the pics over at Popsugar, and come on Rob!!!!! It's not fair what you do to me, I do love him in the tie, but pleeeeeeease, those pics of him in his hood might be ever HOTTER!!!!
Have to go and cool down now!

Oh yes, you are so right! That man can wear anything and nothing and still make us swoon, drool, faint....you name it! I do love a man in a tie, but Rob can wear just about anything and he still makes me weak in the knees!

SEXY!

OK, Im going to sleep now that I have new Rob images in my head..........

Robert - check
tie - check
finger porn - check
jaw porn - check

yep, looks like im ALL set :)

oh rob and his sodas!

That is some scary $#&^ Rob has gone through. Why dont they just take the pictures and leave him alone. Even though they say he is okay, you never know. He might or wait a minute he probably is already traumatized by what happend to him today. Those are seriously bad stalkers. Summit needs to close down the street, or get cops on there to protect him, seriously. Let's seperate this. He's Robert Pattinson, not Edward Cullen : )

always looking hot and sexy as usual

Nice, anyone else really appreciating Rob in all his suit and tie glory? Glad he's fine after the stupid mob attack.

Yup, can't take my eyes off this picture, I'm almost glued to the screen...

And then some! He is so freakin beautiful it hurts!

Yeah, just didn't wanna get too worked up, don't think my mind can handle the beauty that is Rob lol. Is it really fair for him to be so perfect at like everything?

I hear that I check this site in the morning, before work, after work, uggh. I am totally obsessed.

And during work of course....

Can't help myself either!!

Totally with you on that one, become a student it's easier to be obsessed that way, you have so much free time lol. At least 3 times a day, i think thats a must.

Can anyone tell me where in NYC Rob is filming? Cause my friend is going in a week and wants to find him!

Mmmm shirt and tie! Soooo sexy!!!

omg, that picture is just plain hotness and sexiness. And that picture from Jaypat. Holy crow, those fingers just do wonders to my brain. and those lips, i think that is one of my fave pics of him and all he is doing is opening a door.

*feels slightly light headed*

i think i need to go lay down

hmm robert looks like he's pouting in every shot...i wonder why

He's probably tired of having to peak around the corner every time he comes out of that trailer.

Or of having all those burly guys on all sides...not much of a view, although may be better than the mob that is following him.

Next I expect him to start sporting IPOD earbuds all the time so his ears aren't bombarded by all the mob screams!

He looks so good in a suit!! YUMMY!!!!!

Yes, our Rob does dress up real nice!

i have no words.um wait SEXY :)

mmmmmm :)
this is totally going to be the next coke advert ;)
x

Mmhmm. Why so sexy!

OME!!!!! My man is looking sexier and sexier every second!!!!! He is soooooo H.O.T HOT!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEW MOON!!!!! LOVE U EDWARD!!!!!!!!

Wow! Rob is sure looking good! He really is looking sexy!

Has he quit smoking???
I don't see pics of him smoking ciggs anymore. That's good if he did.

From the shots I've seen from the filming it seems that he smokes quite a lot in the movie.

Oh so he still does.It was just a random observation,sometimes my mind so easily goes to the random.lol

I highly doubt it, since it is a great stress reliever and there is not relief from stress in the foreseeable future.

Very true. And im guessing he NEEDS it right now.

He must be seriously be freaked out by this entire week. He is trying to get himself mentally into this very emotioan role and every time he walks outside, he is bombarded by crazies. Hoping that he will be fillming indoors soon so he can feel safer and concentrate on his job.

I feel that way, too. It's similar to when they were in Italy--working on very emotional scenes and all some fans can do is scream and mob him. He can't just turn the emotions (as an actor) on and off with the scene; it's much more complicated than that. Want a good movie? Give him some room!

Exactly. In Italy he had one of the most pivotal scenes in New Moon and I think he could hardly concentrate. And they were moaning how they didn't get a pic with him...how lame is that.
I'm glad though when I heard that they managed to send off all the extras and fool some fans and film their close up without audience.
Nicelly said, if they want a good movie let him do his job...
I am very excited about Remember me, it is funny, emotional and hard story. And also it is a smaller movie and they can't lose time, fans are just making their job more difficult.

Look at that bottom lip...
I just want to suck on it...and nibble on it...mmmmm

I just want to say, I love your avatar!!!!

You know I hear that alot..
I changed it a while back and I was getting all these tearful pleas to bring CiggyRob back..
He is a keeper isnt he..
Doesnt it look like he could be about to suckle something else besides that smoke??

He is a keeper.

What I really love about this picture of him is his jawline. Seriously, it drives me crazy every single time I look at it!!! And that smoke in his mouth. It sure does look like he's about to suckle something else. :)

hello everyone..... just gained my composure back after the cab incident.

Dudes and chicks, I leave for just a little bit, and their our new posts of Rob AND Kristen. Too bad it is not a together picture, dernit.

Let's see ....
Jacob in tie .... serious yawnage ...
Rob in tie .... serious massive coronary

No comparison in my eyes ...hehehe

You speak the truth oh wise one!
I sprained my jaw from jawning so much yesterday, but this makes my blood boil and my eyes wide open haha.

oh my gosh i am right there with you! i HATED that raggedy old tie Jacob was wearing.... i know its supposed to be that way but still he looked like a little raggamuffin. plus that horrifying wig he had on did not help much! i am just counting down the seconds to New Moon when we get to see Taylor's beautiful bod and short hair!

now to the pic of Roberto! holy shnikies! that man was born to wear that outfit!... plus any other type of clothing.... or no clothing at all. Whatever he prefers i mean who am i to choose what the man wears? I just WISH i could choose what he wears but if that dream were to ever come true i'm pretty every single twilighter would be pretty happy with my choices ;)

Ha! Totally agree! =D

And just to add, loving the long fingers ....

**Clears throat**

Sorry, did I say that out loud ...

naughty naughty girl u!..haha i luv it!

I agree with both your assessments.

Always can't help but notice the long fingers. LOL

Yummy!!!! <----- That's the first word that popped in my head when I saw this picture.

HAHA

That's the first word that pops up in my head when I see any picture of him.

Ya know I feel bad looking at these pics. I really dont wanna support the stalking of Rob.

I know what you mean.
I don't want to look at these pictures, but I can't help it!
And when I do look at these pictures, I feel like crying because I'm a horrible person. I feel like it's somehow my fault about what happened to Rob today.

Same! I hate the fact that these crazy people are ruining my fun. I have found myself checking the news less often just so I don't feel guilty!!

you know i feel the same....but i am addicted.....*catch22*

Yeah me to, I just really want him to be safe and if it means me not wanting to check and see him every day then I will do that. It sucks.

tried to reply....my computer farted lol

East coast people put on channel 11, comcast. NY news is having news about RP getting hit by the cab today.

OMG!! He looks so hot in that shirt and tie! I want to grab him by that tie and kiss his sexy lips!
*GASP*
Is that a soda can in his hands??
Oh that man is going to be the death of me!
*GROANS*
LOL

Yeah! And it's a Coke...proving yet again that he's got exceptionally good tates.

Oh to be that Coca-cola can. lol jk

Well isn't he just looking as hot as ever!!! I just want to wrap my hand around his tie and pull him to me and...........ok i think i better stop right there...LOL!!!

*goes to take a cold shower*

hot hot hot

He looks nervous here though. Poor Rob:(

He's probably afraid he is going to get mauled again!
Poor guy!

Yep,scared to get attacked by the RPCFT A.K.A ROB PATTINSON CRAZY FAN TACKLERS. lol

LOL!! Good one!!

Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...

*hyperventilating*

It's a suit...

Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...Oh my...

Where's that bag of unicorn cookies Sparkly gave me???

Him in formal wear is just too sexy for words.*sigh*

*pulls a vamp girl in a wolf post move*

*yawn* Where's a new wolf post? ;-)

Cute but not breath takingly gorgeous for me.

I agree TWP I'm right there with you

Hey, you guys got Taylor in a tie this morning, it is only fair that we get Rob in a tie now. LOL

He looks amazing~as always~8O). I think we are all going a bit crazy for him. I mean it's getting worse his is in my mind 24/7 it's getting in the way of work for me haha. Just yesterday I was helping a customer and I ended up telling him all about my dream I had the night before of Rob hmmmmmm. ~get a grip ashley~
But poor my love he looks more and more stressed each day. These crazy girls are going to make him crazy then he is going to hate us and not want to finish the Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. OH NO!!

wow... -gazes dreamily- He really does clean up nice...He look's gorgeous ;)

He looks like he smells good.

LMAO Aloha! youre still on your smelling fetish I see lol

Rejoicing that my overuse of Zicam hasn't ruined my olfactory.

I been drinking wine like jaypat-inson. Gotta keep it short or I'll start shlurring my speesh.

LOL

real friends dont let friends type drunk!

LMAO oh man you see nmm.org in a whole other light when youve had a few glasses of wine

DAMN! He looks GOOD!!!

*swoon*

Thanks NMM.org, we needed that tonight after seeing all that awful stuff earlier with the cab!

OMG, My post must have gotten deleted, so hear i go again. I actually live in NY but have no clue where remember me is being filmed, if someone knows the exact location please let me in on the secret, i would love to see Mr. cullen in action!!!

i bet skinny ties will be all the rage when women start telling their men to wearing it

Rob looks so great in a tie!

*edit*

wait, what am i saying, he looks GREAT IN ANYTHING

...or great in nothing..sorry i could help myself ;)

skinny tie...check
knotted shirt...check
now...I'm off to see the Wizard

lol. i'm confused...
are you wearing a knotted shirt w a skinny tie for Rob?

off to see the wizard, huh? Make magic happen! ;-)

Umm..... yeah... that was totally random wasnt it...
I blame fanfic and not enough caffiene..

Of course he looks great in anything.


But I think he'll look his best in nothing!!!!

ahhh Rob wearing NOTHING !!!!!!!!!!

*must not have mind wander off*
need to finish revisions for paper

LOL
Without a doubt!

oh yeah one more thing, damn he is dressed nicer in this movie than he is in Twilight, and hes supposed to be super rich in twilight comeon! his suit is so fitted and clean and crisp here. SOOoOOoOo yummy! that is waht i call a fine piece of man. lol.

oh hello cutie.
LOL

*Swoons*
My sexylicious, sweetie pie!
*sighs* My God, you looks so damn adorable and so handsome like ALWAYS... don't worry baby, I've got your back.... I LOVE that man, GOD!!!! I'm such a sucker for him, sometimes I think I'm going loco... (crazy for those of you who don't understand hehe) I just have this urge to run up to him, tell him I'm his protector sent from above, assure him I'm not a frizzy crazy, take him into my arms and make a run for it to the safety of my home... errr, yea home!!!

*Drools*

hooray Rob! looking good! I must say when he wears a tie it is one of my favorite looks on him!

Nice. Something hot to look at before I go2 bed. Sweet dreams for sure.

Oh my god he looks so hot when he is dressed up like that. He could only look hotter if he wasnt wearing anything at all lol. A certain Volterra scene comes 2 mind.

so hunky. i love the way guys look when they are dressed up. i'm a sucker for a guy in a dress shirt and tie!
i fell in love with my boyfriend when he was all dressed up for a work event :)

wow he is sooo hot :D

Yummy!!!

I loved dressed up Rob!

Gah...look at those fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!

*thinks about the things they could do*

what?..I meant play the piano!! geez!!!

LOL

I gotta get out of your head. Made that comment before reading yours ... hehehe

What?
You can't leave me in the gutter by myself!!!
I won't make it!!!

LOL

*Breathes a sigh of relief*

Thank goodness. I thought I was such a perv for noticing the fingers ... but they kind of stick out. LOL

yeah, sure


SCREAM OUT LOUD

AWWWWWWW THOSE FINGERS ARE WONDERFUL, THEY DO WONDERS....

**pictures it**

**gets weak in the knees**

look at how he is holding that coke and manuscript....yummy!!!!

LOL

yes

ummmmm ..... Robert Faster !! Harder !!

seriously he is a great Musician

LOL

YES! YES!
OH ROBERT!
Keep pounding!
(the keys of course)
LOL

ROTFLMAO!

Nice one, Sparkly...nice.

LMAO!!!

yes, he can tickle my ivories any time!!!

*wink*

LOL
I would love to play out the Master Edward scene at the piano with him. I bet he wouldn't miss a note. ;)

I would like to cause some damage with him on the piano... = P

OMG I just noticed your avatar!|
LOVE IT!
I didn't notice it had changed! I can't keep up with your avatar relationships.
That avatar will be in my dreams tonight!
lol

Rob and I have an avatar relationship like that.. Love his many faces..

Yes the many faces of Rob. We've been through this before... Let's see
There's baseball hat Rob
Red carpet Rob
Robward
Coffee stirrer Rob
Haircut Rob...etc. etc.
Every single one of them perfect!
,lol

LOL
Just used the word avatar 3 times in that comment! I am losing it. Why would I say avatar so many times?
I could have said picture instead of avatar!

It's ok Sparkly.. I understand..

LMAO..shes so excited she cant even talk properly!!

The avatar is just so damn HOT!

**waves at LTCB**

pfft...I cant lick your avatar now!!! LOL

If Rob was in the front maybe but KS would feel it first and that just wouldn't be right!

**patiently waits for LTCB to change her avatar in a few days**

LOL

LOL!! this is a nice wedding picture I found looking for Rob in a tie..

oooh....is that a challenge?!?!

You bet he wouldn't miss a note, I bet that I would try my darnest to get him TO miss a note!!

LOL

LMAO

*thinks over Effing's challenge...realizes odds are against me*
Okay maybe just one or two notes...but not until the end!

I am having trouble thinking coherently...I keep picturing sitting in his lap facing him while he plays piano with those strong arms and long fingers.
*faints*

**sees Sparkly faint**
 
good thing I put an extra pillow out...one for you, me and Spunkie!!
 
**proceeds to think of what Sparkly said**
 
oooh...
 
**faints beside Sparkly**
 
lol

*wakes up*
*notices pillow*
*sees Effing lying next to her*
Um...thanks for the pillow...you know me too well

lol

Picturing piano scene from Pretty Woman ... oh yeah.

Oh HALE YES!

"I want the fairytale."

LOL

He can play Beethoven on me...I mean for me anytime!!!!!!

yes...I would like to hear him while I play with his chopstick...errr, I mean HEAR HIM PLAY the "chopsticks"

okay..we need to stop before we get edited. LOL

LMAO!

haha

Nice comeback! :)

Love my man in suit and tie!! Muah!!!

There is something about THAT man in a suit and tie!

*sigh*

Well in anything actually!! He's too hot for his own good!

lol

You mean he is too hot for OUR own good!

Yeah I stand corrected.. OUR own good.. LOL!!

The man has such a hold over all of us! He can do anything and have us swooning!

hellooooooooooooo PATTINSON, ive missed you today! im glad you are doing well,... more than well, HOT is the exact word

Hmm...would like to take that tie off of him, and tie him up...then proceed to undress and love him..

That is all I wish...Twi-Gods...MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

**giving the Twi-Gods my "evil-eye"**

lol

lol Effing I love that dirty mind of yours lol!

**whispers to Effing**

He's dressed like the Beautiful B@st@rd headed to the office!!!

**drools**

OMG!!

**Thinks of the conference room that first night...**

mmmm...

**drools, faints**

lol

*pushes self up against large floor to ceiling window trying to recreate office fantasies*

shoot....this just doesn't work by myself....erghh...

*sighs loudly*
*stomps feet*
*gives up*
:-(

Here...

**throws Kassie pocket Edward**

try it now...see if that helps...

LOL

OOOOOOOOOO

Conference room.....board table......leather chairs...ties...

*whimpers*

why, effing...why?

Because I am awesome that way. LMAO

Well ease up would ya....

*tries to calm down*

I swear...my !@#*!@!@ gonna travel at the speed of light at this rate.

**pictures conference room**

move over...

*faints beside Effing landing in her drool*

LOL

**wakes up, see Spunkie beside me in my drool-puddle**

aw...man...

**wakes Spunkie up, giving her a towel to clean herself up**

There...now that you are all cleaned up...

**goes to get pillows and put them on the floor**

Now...let's think of the next day in the stairwell!!

**proceeds to think of said day**

**faints again**

lol

**wipes Effing's drool off **

**fixes pillow in a comfortable position**

*lays back with Effing staring at the ceiling in the conference room*

Let's begin....

**remembers stair case**

THESE ARE MINE...puts them in his pocket for "safe keeping"

**faints again with Effing**

Good thing we are already laying down or we would be bruised as hale!!!

LOL

OMG!...The copy room.....the file vault .....the bathrooom sink...

oh yes I definitely came on at the right time.

on the desk, on the floor, baby can you give me more

oh God, why oh why !!

you always have the right fantasies GOSH, gotta take a cold shower!

Ha!

you're welcome!! LOL

hey I actually live in NY, but have no clue where they are filming, if any one knows can u please tell me i'd love to get a a glimpse of mr cullen in action

Please just don't attack him, like crazy-frizz girl!!! :)

Maybe she is the frizz girl.....

*starts to reach for tazer*

Haha...just be careful, she looked dangerous...and we all know crazy too!! lol

and if shes in ny, who dont she just stick her head out the window and follow the hysterical screaming?

I dont think its safe fo rus to disclose locations if we know of them anyhow...dont want an accident on rob coming back to us...

True, true.
Right now, I just want him to be left alone to do his job filming in NY.

Wow, he looks so 30th floor administrative office.. just a lot more handsome than most..
lol

see there! Come on out the of forest and take a ride to the top floor...you know you wanna.

Nah, offices bore me.. I'm more of a ranger type myself.

*smirk*

just love that great outdoors and it's local wildlife.

lol

Offices are what you make them...he he ...trust me.

Oh OK...keep telling yourself that...maybe one day you'll believe it.

well, well, well....
look who it is...

ignoring me talking to your empty avatar earlier, huh?!?

FINE!!

**proceeds to ignore 4tW's occupied avatar**

lol

Effing I need your help about a grey face that randomly wanted to start s*** with me!

*gets down and kissing ring godfather style*

There is this grey face that keeps claiming the whole taxi incident is a scam! I know WTF! 5ct. bauble told me to call you for a grey face "fling back" in her own words!

*turning around slowly*

Oh, do I know you???

Yes, yes.. I believe we had a deal..

*stands on W. 49th Street wearing a mermaid outfit and shivering in the rain*

Oh.. by the way.. THERE IS ROB.. (points up)

I'm shivering and wet and miserable and I haven't seen Taylor yet...

*brightens*

But if you stand next to me and start singing really loudly and I'll do a mermaidy dance, maybe he'll appear..

LOL

Definitely the handsomest!

Truly.. because there are no wolves in the office (lol)

But he does have a very very beautiful face.. vamp-wise.

lol

cute!!!!!!!!

Mmmm. Rob in a tie :)


I'm just now slowly starting to recover from earlier. Hardly any steam is coming out of my ears now :)

Rob is really yummy in a tie!

Believe me I am just starting to calm down from earlier. I am still not happy, but I am not going to jump on a plane right now!

I think everyone vented their feelings on the other post...

But he is looking very dapper! :)

Yeah, I even got chewed out by a grey face being told I don't know what I was talking about because none of it was real. I was like WTF!

I agree though he is looking dapper!

Yummy!

There was another grey face that had a go at all fans on the website saying it was obsessed fans "like us" who did it to him.

what!? which post i wanna go check it out.

Hope you got back up or at least shut them up!

It was one of my first posts on the the thread. Her name is T. A .V or something like that! I just checked it so I haven't had a chance to get back at her, but I was the only one she yelled at! What the he// is up with that?

didnt see it...too many comments!!

but there are a lot of people in here that will help you if you need it...just call! :D

http://disqus.com/people/7938947673f7f9c36f77ad...

Here is the link to her profile and shows the comment! She went on about how the whole taxi incedent is nothing but lies!

Nothing hey? Then why has the news been broadcast around the world!! Literally!
and it may only have been very minor but it still counts as an incident.

Was that grey face a drive-by? if so...go get effing and aloha! we got some faeces to fling back!

Muhahaha, just smacked down our grey face "friend"! I love the use of sarcasm!

*drops drive by kit which spills open. Out spills rope, crowbar, peperspray, tazer, and pic of Rob*

*kicks contents of bag out of view from bauble*

*hugs omc back*

anytime..

do you have your drive-by kit yet?

*Runs up and hugs bauble*

Thank you for helping me with my grey face problem! I know Effing is going to be pissed to hear about a grey face acting up! Hopefully the link worked!

*goes off to find effing*

Effing! I have a grey face to smack down!

Yeah. When i first read that, I was so close to packing my bags and getting a flight to NYC, and whacking some girls with a crowbar. lol

I was right behind you Spunky

You can join us too :)

Group trip! The more the better! So many Rob loving minds in one place!

Definitely! And, the more people we have, the more ideas we'll have to make the psycho "fans" suffer!

Hmmm.... I will have to come up with some interesting ideas. I don't even bother to call them fans they are more fanatics.

Well think girl! And yeah, theyre more like delusional, obsessive, fanatics.

don't forget whacked out idiots too!

*goes back to list of ideas*

*hopes no one notices pile of rejected ideas behind me*

I know the feeling. I just can't get how people can be that stupid! But now we have Rob looking unbelievably hot in a suit and tie!

I know! Its actually delusional.

And exactly. Sexy guys in ties make everything better. :)

You should have gone for it.
I would have backed you up 110%!

Ha, maybe I will anyway. Its never too late to knock some sense into people. You can join me.

:)

Hell yeah!
Those people need some sense knocked into them and we're the right people for that.

Lets see... what should we pack for this trip?
Do you think our crowbar would get through security?

Cattle Prods by the looks of some of them psychos!

Hmmmm. I'm not sure. we can always forge ID's and say we're in the CIA and need the crowbar for a very important mission xD

But i know we're gonna need a tazer, crowbar, baseball bat.... and, hey, maybe we can push them into traffic too. :)

Got anything else to add to the list?

LOLLL

I like the list. :) We have everything we need. Wait! Gloves. We need gloves if we don't want the police to find us.

Yeah exactly. It gets annoying.

But we should! And we can put 108 (thats correct, right?) candles on it. God, that will take a while though....

Ugh, I have to write here now since I cant reply to that one.


No, I cant make it tomorrow, its already almost 11 p.m here :/

But we'll accomplish our misson on Edward's birthday! Ironic really.

But yeah, I'm sure hes actually hiding in a corner now from all the crazies, so I will behave for him. And if I cant hold you back, I'll just use our equipment on you. lol

Yeah, why sometimes I can't reply to people after away. Like the button for reply is gone. I never understood that.

Ohhh! We should get a cake and sing Happy Birthday to Edward even though he isn't there. That's sooo weird, but I feel like doing it.

I'm writing here since I cant reply to your other post.


Sounds good! Wait, tomorrow morning? Cause I don't know if i can get there in time...

But yes, once we're done with our "business" we'll watch from a distance. Even though I would reeeaaallly like to do some things to him, I will be good and restrain myself :)

You can't make it tomorrow morning?
How about the next day then? June 20, also Edward's birthday. I'm such a dork. Haha

I don't think our 'business' would take too long. Maybe an hour or two. You're not alone. I'll do anything to be close to him, but I think he has had enough crazies trying to ambush him. If you can't restrain myself, promise to help me, okay?

Smart thinking!

Okay, we start our mission in NYC at 9:00am sharp!

Maybe we can even visit Rob at work, but we're not going to go crazy. We'll just quietly watch from a distance.

Awwwww

Soooo handsome!

5th

WOW he looks SOOOOO cute... i LOOOOVE my men in tux...mmmm he sure likes his coke...something else we have in common..... i tell you guys.... we're meant to be LOL

Awww, you are meant to be. ;)
As long as you let me have him on the weekends, that's fine with me.

HMM....
***thinks about it***
alrighty c, but im gonna give you a list of what he likes and doesn't like.... he's very picky in some things.... i think i spoiled him

LMAO!!

I'll take him no matter what, so no worries. :)

ok so sat. 7:00a.m sharp Robbie is at Ohio...LOL..... have brekfust ready.... he's cranky in the mornings...believe me

haha, will do!! I'll make sure he has plenty to eat. He'll need all his energy for later. *wink*

haha i guess so.... u to are gonna be really busy **wink**
aww dnt tell me anymore...im getting jealous LOL

Don't worry, he'll be back in Texas on Monday morning! Ready and waiting for that breakfast. :)

LOL okey dokey.... i guess ur right... but plz dnt tell me what u guys DO those 2 days... LOL... i'll rather live in denial and think u jux saw tv

Yeah for us!!! Top ten again. :)

yeah.... well top 5 WOOHOOOO..... all thnx to you... once again thnx

He looks so sexy

he's soooooooo cutie pie!!! Love him!!!

OMG !!! HE'S HOT IN A TIE !!!

first?
Yeah!!!!
Oh my...Rob is looking sexier and sexier every time I see a new pic of him. I just want to grab him by that pretty tie, and drag him over...ah, spending too much time in the gutter. LMAO!

haha
yepp i must say the man does kno how too wear a suit:)
lol.

Yes!!! He looks amazingly sexy.

Congrats on 1st! ... Haha sorry it's the next day. I was really into a NCIS episode and fell asleep after..lol

lol, thanks!

mmm tempting

lol i was with you until you mentioned the gutter....

what is with the gutter anyways? and unicorns....

*sigh* i feel clueless

ok that comment^^^^^ was supposed to be a reply to cjean's.

i have no idea why its down here

It refers to some fanfic some of us have been reading.

And the gutter is just a place where us dirty minds hide out and do nothing but think of Rob and other things that go with that. ;)

ohhhh i guess im in there with ya then...

lol

The gutter runs very deep, haha. :)

leave it to rob to look good in anything...

omg i know righttt.. boy does he clean up good !!!

OME!! Cjean!!! You're first!!
*happy dance*
I've been drinking alot of wine.

See, I step out for awhile and they put this pic of Rob in a suit and tie, which they will know will drive me insane.

I LOVE a man in a suit. And this, this *pointing to screen* is going to drive me insane!

LMAO!!!

I don't know if ya should be doing that, jaypat!! haha Your crazy enough without the wine. :)
And yea, he is driving me insane too!!

And there's finger porn!!!
I can't take it anymore!!!
*runs out of the house screaming*

oh myyyy... what long fingers u have rob; very edwardly...

*thinking dirty thoughts*

He keeps calling his hands and fingers feminine......please. I love me some Rob Pattinson fingers.

Finger lickin' good....

Mmmm Hmmm....

I'd also like to say......I could stare at my Avatar.....for hours!
Can you imagine rolling over in bed and waking up to that?
DAMN!!
*pervs more on Rob*

ROTFL!!!

**yelling** Get back in the house, we need you on NMM.org!!

You're too funny to leave us. :)

I'm back. I may have to change my avatar to that.

Oh to be that can of pop. Look at him hold that! Who holds a pop can like that?
Yes, that would be Rob Pattinson. He knows how to drive me insane!

if ya change your avatar, do it fast! We wouldn't want anyone else to get it before you.

And coke is officially my fav kind of pop now. haha

Is there anyone else as crazy as me about his hands? Well, maybe.

I live on diet coke. I cannot go a day w/o drinking it.

LMAO Rob finger! That sounds so dirty girl I love it!!!! And the new pic makes me squeal!!! Love it good choice!

LOL, I figure you would want that option. Maybe we should think of a new name for you too. haha

LMAO!!!
No, you don't have to be "smoking through plastic vampire teeth".

But you can if ya want. Or you could be "Rob with something in his mouth". ;) haha

They are quite amazing, but I'm more of the jawline girl.

Our avatars represent us well. :)

i chose option number two. Rob with something in his mouth is a much better representation haha

does that mean I represent smoking through plastic vamp teeth?

OMG! They do! I may have to change my name too

I can't go without my Cherry Coke Zero.. Love the new

avatar.. = P

Did I just read you ran outside screaming? Crazy girl!!

LOOK at his fingers! They are just wild!!
Look at this
http://www.popsugar.com/3330425?page=0,0,0

He's just opening the door!!

You should totally change your avatar to the picture up above..

He's holding a Coke can...

OMG!! It's insane how long they are..

If he only knew what he does to us...

Wow!!

LOVE IT!!

My imagination just runs wild when I see his hands.

congrats on first cjean!!

Scuse me while I try to undress him with my eyes

Thanks!
Glad to know I'm not the only one who does that. lol

What's that Mr. Pattinson meet you in the conference room.. I'll be right there..

hold all phone calls until further notice.... ( closing blinds) LOL!!! I wish!!

more like; *Mr. Pattinson; there's a meeting in my bedroom; and please don't be too late...*

rob says; *why is there a meeting in your bedroom VV?*

I say; * I don't see nothing wrongggg*

rob says *aww... NAUGHTYYYYY*..lmao

LMAO!!

That would be amazing, oh the dream...

Haha

I guess great minds think a like.

My god is he sexyyyyyy!!!! i cannot wait to see this movie seriously.

BUT i am still so upset. i truly believe that if you are a big fan of him, its okay to admire him from a distance and if it happens that the time permits for you to walk up to him and ask for his autograph or perhaps even talk to him then do so. dont bombard him in the middle of him shooting a movie,thats so disrespectful and rude. I would never in a million years have the guts or the audacity to even approach him in that circumstance. I am one of the biggest Robert Pattinson fans out there, i spend countless hours on this website, reading articles about him, watchin all the interviews and making collages of him but i am not crazy enough to stalk him and be apart of themisery in his lilfe. i have the control to admire him from a distance and go support his movies when it comes out. i hope that he gets the space he needs bc i still want to see more of him.. SANE! love u rob... from a distance lol.

I agree. I love his acting, and singing. But I don't think I'd ever have the guts to go up to him and attack him like some of the girls do. I'm a huge Twilight fan, and Rob fan, but from a distance. The poor guy is dealing with so much, while working i don't think that i would be able to be one of the crazed fans waiting outside his trailer.
Love him, but Ill keep my distance.

Here.. you see, he can be cute without looking messy.. That's how I like a man, clean, tied and everything.. this is a nice man today! And you see, he's alive, so you can stop mutilating yourself girls!

HURRAH! What a great comment...

(I make rob collages too...and masks for my hubby to wear...)

i so agree with you on everything you said, including the collages... he's an amazing actor, seems inteligent (from his vocabulary), funny, and is attractive with an amzaing voice (have you heard him sing?? check out broken or stray dog.. AMAZING!!!) people are going to make him so paranoid or miserable that he'll quit acting and singing... do we really want THAT?!?!? "HELL NO" is the response i'm looking for... i'm all for supporting people in the things they do, but stalking them and grabbing at them... that's a no-no to me... but he can grab me anytime he wants to *grins*

Kudos on first, cjean!!

and you never spend enough time in the gutter. LOL

LOL, ha!!

Actually, I'm quite fond of the gutter...cookies, posters, lipgloss...just can't get enough. ;)

You've got goooooooood taste!

I wonder if the bodyguard on the left is the same dum-dum who let Rob get hit by a cab today.

Seriously people, can we get some qualified staff to look after the man?

I know, but it's sad that he would need that much protection to begin with. Maybe if some fans weren't crazy psychos...

Congrats on first cjean!! Woo Hoo!

Thanks! It's really bc of you. haha, see above comment. :)

thnx to u im 5th... love twitter.....LOOOOOVE you... and to think i found it pointless.... ahh not anymore LOL

ah i see you made 1st place, i wonder if people will start b*tching about places again... HUH?

back to subjec

YES HE LOOKS SEXY no wait SEXIEST!! lol thats better

gosh i just want to grab him & take him to bed LMAO

no more comment

LOL no grl unfortunately i was 5th...cjean was first...
jux ignore those ppl

LOL calm down leydy
remember: inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale
better
LMAO

Yeah, Oh my word, I said I got first, let's all cry about it. haha

And yes, he is amazingly dashing in his tie!!

At least you didn't call first on the "rob got hit in the hip" post... the poor unfortunate who did was accused of "not caring about rob"
LMAO!!
Some people take this waaay too seriously, I promptly shaved my head of course when I read the news....

I know, I got "second" on the post. That's why it was so annoying. I mean c'mon, obviously I care cause I'm on here 24/7, I don't need to be told I don't just cause I happened to put"second". Ah well, new day so I'm going to let it go. :)

LOL

gosh

HE SHOULD COME TO FLORIDA, WE WILL TREAT HIM LIKE A KING, THE WAY HE SHOULD BE TREATED

Never!!! He is coming to Ohio!! lol

lol didnt i tell u ..... u get more obsessed with it as u do it more often i told u i told u LOL :D

Yes, I like it alot too. It's so addicting.

yeah u were right i LOOOOVE it now.... it's like another little world...HAHA...AWESOME.... i will never doubt twitter again.... poor birdies

HA!!!
I know, LTCB asked on Twitter if there was any new news. So I checked for her, and what do ya know, I'm first! lol

See... I helped you be first..

Go you GO you!!

is this a new avi or am i too slow? cos i LOVE it!!

ohhh and congrats on first

thanks, congrats on fifth, yeah!!

THNX..... soo happy lol

Been thinking about your companion name for Edman and......................... I got nothin'.

Stumped!

Perhaps just Whitlock! Sort of like Sherlock Holmes's Watson - but I think most people might not get it.

Or, you could go Jaspen (like Robin)

Edman and Jaspen - well - that has kind of a nice ring to it.

One last idea (I guess I had more than nothin' after all)

Edman and Vampster

Let know what you ultimately select for your dynamic duo.