OMG!!!

He is the sexiest f*cking man I have ever seen in my life!!

I seriously want to rip that dam shirt open, and lick him from navel to hairline...

LOL

lol ill rip off his pants and boxers

boxers?.........didn't we establish with the airport pictures that he prefers to go without........LOL..........gotta love the man.

lol just incase if we get to find any on :D

Yes, that is nice of him to go commando...It shortens our wait to get his a$$ nekkid!! He is really generous. LOL

Yeah...you definitely need privacy for THAT. LOL

Yea...I don't wanna get arrested or anything...but if he REALLY wanted me to, I would do it. LOL

Haha ~ imagine both of you getting arrested.
Both of you in a single, desolate cell together.
I bet you would love that!

...Ohh, gosh, I think I need a cold shower just THINKING of all the possibilities. I mean, it is YOU involved, Effing. LOL

mmm...now THAT I wold love to just sit and think about...

**thinking of pattinson in cell with me**
ooh...look time for a strip search...

LOL

you are so bad......

God I love you.

**begins to worry about the safety of Rob**
**considers taking Rob hostage to save him from wild kinky pyschos like Effing**
**starts making plans to take Rob hostage and save him from wild kinky pyschos like Effing**

*waves at Effing*

go ahead and get arrested.....you know I have the bail money like you have mine.

I got your back you got mine....remember??? Besides it would sooo be worth it!

LOL

**sees Spunkie waving handful of bail money**

SWEET!!

**grabs the rest of Pattinson clothes and rips them off**

Alrighty....

**continues to do stuff that I cannot mention on this site without getting banned**

**sees police coming up to us**

crap....

**throws PAttinson's shirt over their heads**

come on!

**grabs robs hand....runs away**

**calling Spunkie**
..nevermind...I lost the coppers...but thanks for the look-out!!

LOL

**stuffs bail money back in pants**

*starts running*

Hell no you aint taking him off by yourself!!!!!

*looks at Rob*

don't worry I'll protect you! wink wink!!!

LOL

oh by the way....I just read 3 more good stories that I think you might like....if you want me to send them to you send me your email addy again. You may be reading them already but I thot I would share just in case. :-)

**sees Spunkie running after us**
 
**shouts to her**
 
YOU TAKE HIS OTHER HAND...WE CAN RUN FASTER THAT WAY!!
 
LOL
 
oooh...more stories?? Heck yes! send them to me!!
itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com
 
Thanks Spunkie! Luv ya!!
 
did you see I got modded *sad face*
 
*sighs*...gotta be careful from now on... lol

**grabs his other hand**

**starts running & shouting**

THANKS EFFING!!!

LOL

ok I just sent you the email...long email with a lot of links...LOL..told ya I found some stories.

**hangs head in shame**

I'm addicted to fan fic!!!!

LOL

**shock face**
**sighs**

It'll be ok Effing....maybe it was just an "off" day for someone yesterday! LOL *wink wink*

**running with Spunkie and Pattinson into the sunset to live happily ever after**
 
lol
 
Dude, tell me about it...that fanfic stuff is seriously addicting!! I read and finished two stories yesterday. If they are not the ones that you sent me, I will send them to ya. THey were friggin hilarious. such foul language....i love it. LOL

All the one's I've read and are reading have foul language and lots of "lemons" as they call them.
That's the only one's I like!!! LOL

**smiles and giggles**

I love lemons!!!!

yeah send them to me....I'll read anything. I found this website and there are over 200 pages of "mature" fan fic stories!!

hahaha

u cant keep it under control can u??

lmao

i jst fell off sofa laughin dat hard!!! LOL

Hey there VA!!

No, you know me better than that. I can't ever control myself when Pattinson and all his sexiness is involved. LOL

hey hey

ive been incogntio or however u spell dat atm my brain not functionin over a sightin of rob LOL!!!!

but who could control themselves when hes about hehehehe

Amazing! You write how much you want to rip Edward's clothes off and vamp girls go wild! 3 Likes so far! LOL

They love me. LOL

I bet if you write "Hi Edward" they will worship you and celebrate for 7 consecutive days!

Please, don't inflate her head any more!

LOL! Look at her post way above Kellan! I noticed this several times...she can write whatever and vamp girls go wild. Clicking that like buttom!

Well those vamp girls are CRAZY!
I refuse to press the like button for her!

*tries to unlike her posts*

*jealous*

Me too! Where is that un-like buttom??

I seriously think we need to invest in one of those! They would def come in handy with a lot of her posts!
Esp her posts about MY MAN!!!!

haha

HEY!!! I was ver mild-mannered on that Kellan post the other day...

You should be grateful, I don't just reel my hormones in for anybody, ya know!! LOL

Whatever...you love me too!!

You are just too annoyed with me to admit it right now. LOL

*rolls eyes*

Yeah ok. You keep telling yourself that!
Whatever makes you sleep at night! =D

LMAO!!

Ha!! I should try that.. lol

Yeah, pretty much...... LOL

of course we do...

eh hello how cud neone not wana rip his clothes n do wat she mentions.....well unless u want one of da pack........

LMAO...Im not gonna even comment............*****putting effing on the top of my sh** list***............Watch yourself woman.......lol

LOL!
It has been a while since I have been up on your list!!

I will have to be sure to earn a permanent place on that list. LOL

LMFAO Effing got moderated!!!!!!
*dont ask me why its funny-it just is*
*knocks mug of coke over as i struggle to get off the floor*

i completly agree wiht your comment though =)

I know!! That is the second time in two days!! WTF is going on with me...I really gotta take a few steps out of the gutter... LOL

silly potty-mouthed Effing.....*patronising look*
you really should keep your Rob fantasies strictly PG-13 *snickers*
**goes back to daydream about Rob, leather whips and horses**

**imitates whip noise**

Geez! Effing.... Step away from the fan fiction!.. your gonna end up getting kick off the site.. LMAO!!

Not if your tall a$$ can get past me first!

LOL! I just saw where your comment was edited by a moderator. You are naughty and saucy.

Man, I go out to spend some time with my family and I miss this!

Please!! I can just step over you!!
LOL

I know...I can't belive I got modded...

**looks to moderators**
SORRY!! I WILL TRY AND BEHAVE NOW!!

**crossing fingers, hoping that my mouth won't get me in trouble again**

lol

SUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Heck yes!! I don't wanna be on their hit list with you!!

lol

*grabs Effing's leg as she drags me with her to Rob*

They've got their eye on you, probably for a while now! LOL!
It's hard to control our mouths when they show pictures of this gorgeous man like this. What do they expect?

Geeze Effing! What the heck did you say!?!?
You better be careful...you're gonna get your butt kicked off here, then who will keep me company in the gutter???
LMAO

Lets just say it was classic Effing.....*roles eyes*.....it wasn't that bad...something about going lower....hehehe

Hahaha...I get the picture.
Classic Effing.
LOL

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Glad you're not banned, OE! ;) We'd miss your rather dashing avatar.... and you too, of course!

I'll help!!!

LMAO :D

damn he is looking fine in the flannel and hat! that man can pull off any look and still be sexy!!

Well..... at least he looks happy here! :)

I must have done a proper job of pleasing my master.

ROFLMAO!

LOL - that sounds like a line from a fan fic!?!?!?! LMAO!!!

He needs to take his shirt off more often!!!

Speaking of which she just posted another chapter...gotta love that girl!!!!!....*happy dance*

What?! New chapter.. I've been waiting... OME! Thanks for the head's-up....

Damn, of course I learn this right when the new Rob post comes out. Big dilemma: leave NMM.org for new fan-fic chapter??? Life is full of such tough choices... LMAO!

OH... yeah....
And she posted an outtake that is dated between chap 36 & 37 of Bella's POV..... hot.

There's also a another Edward chapter at the end...I wish she would finish up Edward......heheh

Yes it is....HOT! LOL

I never knew you were so kinky *mock shocked expression*

I had you down as ones of the more sensible ones here

*shakes head sadly*

*shy smile* .......well you know us librarian types.....always willing to learn....

*nodding*

I certainly do :) LMAO

There's the sex on legs!! *wiggles eyebrows*

So Eva Mendes and Emilie de Ravin huh, yeah i'm not worried, geeze...........

*She obviously didn't listen to our warnings last time*

We're still watching you de Ravin, we're still watching you*

LMAO!!! :D

Get em Kim!
Don't let them near your man!
The nerve of those girls!

Yeah Kim . Sex on legs. He has no idea,does he? That's another hot aspect about him. If he only knew.Whew! They better leave our man alone.lol I liked the your last sentence.

ROFLMAO...sex on legs....gooooood one!!!

You go Kim...lead the way...I got your back!!

And Y wasnt I included in this gig? ****stomping my feet****I wanna come, I wanna come.......DAMN IT I WANNA COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Like you need an invite Robrocks, I knew you'd already be with us, we couldn't go without you :D

Yeah RobRocks, the dirty coven is in this together! Every single one of us!

Hell Yeah Kim!! We're still watching her and Eva now... Dang it!

Yes we are!!

I know Eva slipped through, sneaky.....

There's enough of us to watch them both, there's no escape

lmao!!

When are these girls gonna learn!! Geez!

*putting hair in ponytail*

LMAO!!!

As if they can out run us... or fight us off... Lambs...

They don't know us!!!

*cracks knuckles* Let's go show those skanks who's boss!!!

LOL

*cracking knuckles along with Kim*

Hopefully this time they will heed our warning!! :D

EVA MENDES???WTF???don't you dare go near our man, honey!!!


Looking nice, Mr. Pattinson :D

oh hells no she already has her Ghost Rider!!! back off!

i kno rite ..... stay away Eva :)

yea..she is WAY annoying...and what was she doing at a bar..She just got outta rehab. LOL

I think she's trying to get our man drunk...Rob, don't even THINK about that!I'm telling you!!

Geezee, these woman nowadays...so f*cking desperate...

Like if he is the HOTTEST man in the world...pfff *sarcastic look*

LMAO

Seriously...what do they even see in him?

**looks Pattinson over**

I mean...just look at those legs, fingers, hands, hair, eyes, jaw, chest, butt....

**starts to choke on my own drool**

lol

*taps Effing in the back* There you go, don't choke!!!

And his voice...like there's something "naughty" about that accent...I don't get how there's some women that play those audio of Rob's sexy talk all the time!!!


**points finger to...pretty much everyone in here**

Who are we fooling...

LMAO

LMAO look at what i've found in popsugar!!!

"Spencer Pratt thinks he would win in a fight against Pattinson, though we're not holding our breath to see that play out."

LMAO...just...LMAO!!!!

Popsugar:

**Heidi on who would win in Spencer vs. Robert Pattinson: "Spencer, of course! Especially if it's a looks contest."
Spencer on taking on Rob: "I would fight the whole Twilight cast. Me versus all of them at the same time." **


Thats the reason why Robert scores #1 at popsugar and spencer #76
Anyone wants to give him a BIG mirror please?

LMAO!!!

You shouldn't post that while I'm eating...I just spill my juice all over the table!!!

I don't even know what to say...Are they like...reeealy blind???

I don't think a mirror would solve this anymore...They need eye surgery!!!Both of them :D

I would soooo love see that Pratt guy fight with Kellan...Our Emmett would beat the crap out of him LMAO

Gah! I hate these people. Only douchebags would say something so stupid.

That douchebag shouldn't even be on that list.

HA HA HA that man is a cartoon character, he really really is!

I don't think he has a mirror in his house...:D we should get him one!

Spencer Pratt - name and nature...

What a gink.

LMAO he should go with his b*tch wife somewhere we aren't forced to see them anymore :D

hah! couldn`t have said it better my self!

I think Spencer would actually win.
He's very aggresive, as demonstrated on The Hills.

Rob wouldnt have time to fight Spencer though..
He'd be too busy fighting twihards off.

lmfao he has no chance WTF was he thinking when he said that!!!

I saw that. HAHAHAHAHAHA.Oh, my stomach hurts.I can't quit laughing. Who does he think he is???? ewwwww. Rob's little finger looks better than Spencer's face. lol. Boy! Is that egotism. Rob, bless his heart doesn;t see what we seein him. I love the humbleness of him (as well as other things .ahem) My eyes bugged out when I read that. omg

Ya know, the Pratt could have an advantage in a fight - don't underestimate the spook power of his flesh-coloured beard! One look at that and Rob would be running for the hills! **groan**

Ugh. It's a shame Speidi didn't get lost in the jungle...

LMAO BEAN

Running for the hills!!!

LMAO you're right!!!That beard is really...ewww...:D

They can get lost anywhere they want, as long as it's away from me (and Rob :D)!!!!

Runnig for the hills... LMAO I'm picturing Rob running like a maniac and screaming "Get away from me, you lunatic!!!Go do your show!!Gink."

lol...His shirt is buttoned wrong again..just lovin it.. He's so adorable.

aww our Rob is here he looks happy :D I wish I could say the same thing for Kristen..

Yes!!! Thank you!!!
I've waited all day to see my man!

I just want to run and jump him and kiss him all over...*am I dreaming?*

yes.........but ill join you in that dream!!!

hahaha...In that case, i dont want to wake up! LOL

Awww...there's our guy! Looking DAZZLING as always!
Is it just me or does he look to be staggering a bit?
*holding arms out*
Don't worry Rob, I'll catch you if you stumble...can't promise I won't run off with you though!
LOL

Hey Sparkly!!

yeah don't make a promise you will NOT keep! LOL

ugh...he's got that d@mn hat on....I wanna see that sexy hair to go along with that smile!!!

**thinks about finger porn**

Yummy!!!!

oh we're definitely going! Bring the rob goody bag!
lmao

**runs to get grab "goody bag"**

**throws in a few "extra special" new things I bot*

wink wink

First thing I'm gonna do is take that d@mn hat off his head and run my fingers thru his hair over and over and over and over.....where was I?

LOL

I swear its impossible to not love any picture that our Rob is in..

he is just so frigging gorgeous!

he's so handsome here.....Gosh i want to be where he is......i love him!!!!!

He looks like he is headed towards being drunk..if he is not already there lol. He fits well in NY. I wish he would stay there so that each time I visit I can imagine bumping into him hehe.

looking hot as all ways

Yay! A Rob post!

YEAH!! It's a ROBERT sighting!!!!

Good to see him smile!....wonder what he thinks of Kristin's new hair doo.....

;-)

Alright, after seeing this article I have decided I am going to New York RIGHT NOW!!!

ROAD TRIP !

*packing car*

Who's with me?????

LOL

I'm IN!

*throws back pack into Sparkly's trunk*

I brought beer.

Good thinking flpmtree...We'll need the beer for later!

LMAO!!

I'm sitting next to flmtree!
Hand me a beer now! Robrocks is driving.

I'm in with you!!!

*packs toothbrush and some clothes...nah, why do we need the clothes for??*

I brought cookies :D

I'll bring the riding crop!

ROFLMAO!!

Don't forget the blindfold love.....you know....just in case

And some wax... just in case.

Man, I love the way you think!!!!!!! Rob here we come.....(you can take that anyway you want).............hehehehe

LMFAO!!!

I hope they're unicorn cookies!
lmao!

Of course they are!!!Those are the ones we all like...:D

LMAO

mmm unicorn cookies! :)

We gotta get more bait to lure Pattinson to the van. Ive got some peroni beer (what he was drinking last night), some ciggys, and those meatballs from Vancouver he was always eating

*thinks about meatballs*

Im gunna go to the gutter for a while...hopefully ill be out in time for the ride to NY!

hum...meatballs...LMAO

Oh,we'll wait for you,don't worry!!!

*thinking of some bait to lure Mr. Pattinson :D*

Of course I'm in but only if we can listen to Rob's music the whole drive! I'll bring my ipod. Flpmtree's bringing the beer... swwweett... anything else we need? :-)

How about Rob's disco stick?
lmao!!

im in.

Im In! Ive got the directions!

wooooohooo roadtrip!

I'm in...but I call Shotgun!!

THere is no way my tall a$$ is getting in the backseat...with a bunch of women anyways. LOL

Damn it, why didn't I think of shotgun!!!!

Oh well, I can shot gun a beer! Who's in!?

oh yea! Make sure its Peroni beer!

Are you bringing the backpack? Otherwise I'm next to flplmtree95 which is OK of course...I can bring a cooler...*smile*

Effing remember what we were doing yesterday on here for FUN...

IT"S BACK!!!!!

Ooh!! Where??

Hi!! by the way!!

scroll down

Maybe you should bring the tazer...
Ya know, just in case we run into any complications.
lol

Screw that im driving.....We'll get there faster......THERES ROOM IN THE TRUNK SCANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

RR!!!Haven't seen you today...Thought those wolfs got to you yesterday :D

I manage to escape with a cardboard Rob all with glitter :D

Hum..Not so bad...:D

LMAO...so they let you go eh?.......i do hope you took at bath after beinging near those wolves....i will throw your wet dog smelling A** out of the car and no Robbie Rob for you woman....LMAO

of course I took a bath!!!!with glitter Rob :D

Can I bring him too???He would make our trip so much more exciting...LMAO

Yea thats fine......but i get first dibs of rob....lmao

You're not a sharing person are you??

OK...just get what you want, but then pass him over allright??

Nope....dont share welll but sure....you can have my sloppy seconds...lmao

hum...Let me think about that....NO!!!No cardboard Pattinson for you then!!!

LMAO

Count me in! Rob, I'm coming for you!

Count Me In! I just have to buy a ticket and get over to the U.S first =P lol

WTH Sparkly!! Leaving without me? Geez!!

Oh... no LTCB!
*about to drive away*

I would never leave without you!

*Backing car up*

Where have you been? I was waiting for your MIA a$$ to show up!
Now hurry up and hop in...the car is running.
And you know how impatient Effing can be!

I don't know how we're all gonna fit...
maybe we should take the PATTINSON LOVE BUS instead.
Spunk's goody bag is taking up alot of room...
she added a few EXTRA SPECIAL items ;)

LOL

*jumping in*

I had to this workshop for school... Bored out of my MIND..Thinking my A@@ could be on here but...NOOO.. life happened.... LOL!!

Let's Go!!!! Where are we going? to Rob's favorite bar in NYC?

(moving Spunks bag...dang we are prepared for anything!! )

Woo Hoo... Pattinson we're coming for your sweet A@@!!!! LMAO!!

Yep...Bowery bar here we come!
I don't know why Spunk brought the whipping bench!
Hmmm...
maybe she plans on using it later!

*turns radio up*

*Singing*
I wanna be a part of it
New York New York
If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York
New York!

*speeds away*
lol

*singing with Sparkly*

Dang Spunk don't mess around! Oopps sorry are my feather pillows in the way?

Hehe! We know how messy those pillows can get if you ripe them.. = P

Geeze LTCB! Put the feather pillows in the trunk with Spunk's whipping
bench...I can't see out the windshield!
LOL

Well ok... let me move your cardboard Rob out of the way..

Sparkly! what is this I see...Oh no! What's the mermaid costume doing here?

We won't need that.. We need black hoodies to hang out with Rob at the bar..

I brought my video camera.... Are we having fun yet? = P

I'm IN!!! Where do we meet up? I might have quite a drive from TX!

I'm coming from northern New England...
Hmmm...
You'll have to fly into Boston. I'll pick you up at the airport.
I will be holding up a sign that says

PATTINSON LOVE BUS

LMAO

LOL! Wow that's quite some distance. OK, I'll be at the Boston airport...I'll be wearing my "I'm with Robward" shirt!

My flight from Sweden is about 1 hour and I am bringing handcuffs with me:)) Just in case we run into him....

Lolla, you did it again!! Beautiful drawing on your avatar. You are an artiste!!

*blushing, all red now*

I discovered that only thing I know how to draw is Edward and Bella! It is easier to draw Ed due to the significant look and line of his gorgeous face, Bella on the other hand little bit difficult. However this is my interpretation of how she would look when she became Bella (I found a pic of her and I just draw it fro, there and put in some things I wanted)..

Glad you r liking it:)

ha. they love to wear the same clothes :)
http://idazzleyou.com/nggallery/post/kristen-le...

ha if only they loved each other....

gotta say, looks a MILLION times better on Robbie.... sorry kristen....

Gawd I love that man in a pair of blue jeans; although, I think he'd look even better out of them! LOL

O_____M_____G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS MINE SCANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY INCH!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone here?

I think they are hiding Mr. Darcy!

Who are you referring to? LOL

At the time anyone at all actually, just got back and clicked the first post up. I wound up being the first to comment...who knew.

LOL! How did it feel? Being first for the first time? I tell you, it feels better when it's a wolf post!

Since there are no wolf posts today I've decided to harass vamps.

4tw should be showing up soon, with her proper English and ladylike etiquette.

Ever seen a movie or TV show where everything is going normally until
something really inappropriate is said/done...you hear the record screeeech,
and everything's quiet and awkward......yeah a lot like that. Would've done
better if I'd actually expected to be the only one in the room.

Yes! I get that feeling every time I speak my mind...People just shut up and stare with a "WTH?" expression...LOL

Well, you're in good company here then. Especially since just about every avatar in here is a Pattinson

*giggles*
*Is he trying to be charming or does it come out naturally?*

I don't mind their odor anymore...
You see, I'm a wolf girl, and white sparkly things don't scare me!
However it can get out of hand! It’s always a good idea to have a wolf by my side *smiles*

Every wolf needs a pack.

True that, Mr Darcy! I can howl to that!

must say I'm loving your avatar. Congrats on first

Thank you very much Phoenix. I don't believe we've had a chance to meet.
You new here?

Hello

no not new! I just spend more time laughing on the floor at other people's comments then actually writing my own LoL

This site just makes my day.

Well, pleasure to meet you.

This place cracks me up too.

Back at you! Looking forward to your posts. This place is excellent!

I'm here, I'm here!!!!!

Hey, Elizabeth Reaser and I have the same birthday!! Woo hoo!!

The Bowery Bar, huh?? I'll go there and knock down a few when I visit NYC in September. Too bad my trip isn't NOW!! Arghhh......

BBar is L A M E. Mostly models. Ick.

Realllly? Well, that's me, then!!!

***looking over shoulder for truth police***

LOL

ME ME

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!
I was too absorbed with another conversation and missed it!!!!

DAMN YOU EFFING!

yeah, where is effing??

Its Rob AND in ripped jeans!!

I already violated him down below in my comment...

You know I would be here eventually... LOL

yep, just saw it!! LOL

LOVE your idea of course!!!

SORRY!!

I missed it too...but you know you still love me!!

LOL

HAND HIM OVER

**slapping AAE in head with BD**
NO!!

go play with your cardboard...he looked quite "horny" when I seen tose pics....I would hate for you to have him feeling neglected. LOL

*points*

WHATS THAT???

*gives edward the nod to sneak out and into her car*

Wow! First. Huh.

yeay!

Thank you, thank you. Seems the down time has done him good.

Me too :D

oh he looks very happy! that is great to see! oh i just want to run and give him a hug!

Third AGAIN but on a ROB POST!!

Woop woop

Looks like he's thinking about me there...

*karate stance*

Yay finally

#8 on Rob post?? Im so happy!!

*looks up at pic*

and a smiling Rob WOW!!!

There HE IS!

and a smile to!

I heard the paps haven't been to bad while hes in NY, I'm glad and I hope to see more smiles from him :-)

Only ONE photog when he left!! He can totally handle that.

NYC is way more low key (i.e. jaded) than LaLaLand.
I heart NYC!! :-)

mmmm he looks gorgeous at this pic !! And he's smiling :D .. The Rob we love!

Finally!!!! We missed you Rob! Looking beautiful as ever!!

Awww there's that cap again. I will say it 1 more time, oh how I wish that I was a cap that I could sit apon that glorious head lol.

I'd pick the pants.

I gotta say...I love our Rob but I'm always disappointed by the places she shows up at in NYC. I live here and I'm not like living the epitome of cool or anything, but when I hear he's at the Bowery Bar, The Rose Bar, and Black and White, places that are super fabulous (in a bad way), with bouncers and $20 drinks and door guys that let you in (or not) based on your looks and status (Rose Bar), it bums me out. I know he gorgeous, rich, and fabulous, and clearly he's not someone with attitude, but I feel like he's always winding up at these douchebag places. Translation: I can't "bump" into him because I'm not beautiful enough to even get into those places (nor do I want to but...)
But, I'm glad to hear he's hanging out with ladies my age ;)

he* >.<

yeah.

Well, he is a tourist - he probably hasn't got a clue about the places he goes to! :)

AWW, dont be sad metoo! I feel for you.

*gives big hug*

But at least you live in America, im all the way out in the UK. It brings tears to my eyes.... lool

It's good he can finally get some privacy but also some fun time with friends. Then he will have a smile for us when he comes out of there! See how straight and tall our Rob looks after he's had some cill time"

Yeah! for "chill-time NYC Rob"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He probably goes to these expensive places because they are used to having guests of his caliber. They have the money to have good security, and they probably offer him PRIVACY from the likes of Papparazzi and fans. He needs to have a life too. He was going out for a good time. If i was in his place I wouldn't choose a place that everybody and their brother could be at.

THERE U R ROB!!!!
I HAVE MISSED U!!!!

Glad to see u are enjoying yourself. LOOKING SEXY AS EVER!!!

gorgeous as always...... you do us proud ROB! :)

Ahhh yes, the smile. It's been a while. The pics of him earlier in the week, he wasn't smiling. That smile is the DAZZLER. We miss our Rob.

"robbie robbie, come out come out where ever you are"
ohh there you are, you sneaky boy, and i see your eating pizza.....
what about ur mountain lion, new york is giving you bad habits
lol

Oh no no, us East Coasters are taking VERY good care of Rob, hes never going to want to leave! :-)

hehehe im not to sure about that
he would be in great care here in tx...... ahh if he would only give us a chance:(

Yes yes, come to Texas Rob, we won't hurt you! We'll just show you some southern love!

ahh ha right on.......... preferably dallas......... Robbie needs to come and see at what d-town is willing to offer him....

Yes, definitely Dallas, then he can come visit me!!!

honey, dnt you mean US.....LOL
ahh but you know, he did come..... i believe it was in nov. for an autograph signing at a hot topic.....
ugh i was sooooo MAD when i found out..... still kinda am......
can't beleive we were sooo close and i missed him
****remembers sad memories****

LOL, fine, US! Yeah I missed the signing at Hot Topic too...sadly I didn't know the man existed then! I didn't know until opening weekend for Twilight what my life had in store for me!

omg girl hi5
me too
the day i went to see twilight my life changed.....
ohh and lets not even start when i read twilight two weeks later......
but i was still upset:(

Same here...I read Twilight like a month later and...here we are... LOL

what's with the unevenly buttoned shirts,a fashion statement or smth? KStew with knotted shirts,he with misbuttoned. lol

I think they are starting new fashion trends lol! It's definitely working for him!

yay hes smilin!!!

wers he been hidin that .....*looks above n silently thanks god*

n hes swaggerin hehehe...happy happy happy rob

mmmmmm

wow hes so freakin hot!

AHHH Rob, Looking fine as always. I hope you are enjoying New York and the new movie. Looks like it to me.....hmmmm......wonder who you were talking to sooo much on the phone.....hmmmmmmm.......it was awful late......perhaps someone on the West Coast...............are you missing someone love?

OK, I just had to start it up....

Oh Jeez bookobsessed now people are going to say he was on the phone planning his wedding! with a certain someone, Its all your fault! LOL

*giggling* can't help myself....you have to admit texting someone on your phone at 1:30AM kind of leaves out anyone in England....unless its Nix cause she never sleeps....haha.....

Were you talking about me honey bunny :) LMAO

Because i do sleep - every third friday of the month for 3 hours :) lol

Hello Nix, I've missed you terribly....*big hug* .....and lets be honest now, you only sleep the 3rd Friday if the Rob posts are slow.....LMAO

*big hugs*

I've missed you too :( My real life is getting in the way :(

I'm off for a 2 hour torture sesh at the gym now :) But i hope you all here when i get back!!

*stern look*

I must admit I was also wondering who he was calling/texting as well but I wasn't going to bring it up! Thanks bookobsessed!!

Ok....so it was me :)

Honestly...the guys a total stalker....i've tried changing phones and everything :) LOL

There you are!! Missed you most of yesterday!!

Of course he's a stalker nic... H-E-L-L-O it's one of the reasons we love him! Does he crawl through your bedroom window every 3rd Friday to watch you sleep? Just wondering...

..........how did you know.....

Damn it.... i hope i'm the only one he does that to????

*reminds self to reactivate Robs GPS chip.......lets see where he really going when he tells me he's off to visit his mother*

God even staker men are so unreliable :)

Ahhh Nix, I knew it was you!!!!! Rob has been looking a little lonely you work to much...LOL

I know......

But you know i'm just worn out....work is the only place i get a break....*rolling eyes* He just has a one track mind.....s@x all day...it's getting old :)

LMAO

lmao maybe hes texing kristin ;)

Maybe....but I think I will pretend like it was me...

lmao damn you!! give me his phone # if he was texing u.. ;)

I can't do that.. I am not one to share..lol!!
I'll tell you what if I ever get sick of him maybe then I will let you have his #.

damn it are u ever gettin tired of him? :| i kno i woulnt ;)

probaly not but if i ever do i will keep you in mind..lol!!

Well, my day just got a whole lot better! =)

Sexy sexy man... Now, why is the site banner changed back? Did I miss something?

Boy I never noticed how skinny his legs are!

Come now Rob, let me get a better look, you can take them off for me.I wont tell. :-)

Hush your mouth scank!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM bout to tell you were to stick it woman...LMAO

LMAO It didnt take you long to find my comment! You have Rob Radar! LOL

LMAO....Y yes I do.....and a SCANK radar too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, you'd better run, RobRocks is on the hunt!!!

Oh kimberlna Rob Rocks will NEVER catch me LOL Ill let her think she will though LMAO

Gotta love her :-)

Well, Helloooooo Mr. Sexy!

Its been a long time since we've seen you Rob. I've missed you *wink*

So I checked out the pictures of him getting in the cab.....
Wouldn't that be just so surreal if YOU had his cell number and you could call him up....

"Hey Rob...what's up?....Where you at?....Let's hook up man!"......

That would be so frickin cool!!!!!

I noticed he hung out with Eva Mendez.....BOY! My husband is gonna hate him all the more now!!! LOL!!

;-)

Yeah.....my husband had some not very nice things to say about Rob when i told him that :) LOL

Aww, Rob looks pretty happy and relaxed!! The paps aren't as bad in NYC it seems, except at the airport when he arrived. It's cool he gets to hang with his old friend and ESME!!! We hardly hear anything of Elizabeth Reaser, wonder if she lives in NY?

Oh my.... how can he look good with everything?? Hahahahaha..... I'm glad he looks relax and not freaked out, cause with all the latest news about him beeing freaked out for his fame, fans and paparazzi following his each step I taught next time a saw a picture of him he would be all stress.... but he actually looks happy.......I'm glad!!!

ahhhh ROB how iv missed you!!!

yay he's smiling .. that makes me happy..

I was really starting to worry about him with all this talk about paranoia and it getting to much for him..

nice to see him having fun again :D

love u Rob!

LOVE the full stride in his walk ...like watch out cuz I ain't slowin' down!

.....wah chinka wah wah.... smokin' hot!!

Seems Mr. Pattinson is hanging with some older ladies? Hmmmm......

Nice to see the smile again!!

He is definately thinking about me there...

In your dreams scank lmao

isn't scank a horrible word in the states... we don't have it here but i think the equivalent would be...

Watch your mouth Slag

Let me guess???? you cant take a joke.......and unless Im mistaken your not my mother...and I dont have to watch my mouth.... :0

what i love about that is that you didn't take the joke yourself!!

if i was your mother i'd wash your mouth out with soap ;-P

but then of course you'd have to wash out my mouth... and on and on...

*cat fight*

Haha....Believe me i can take a joke but since I cant see your face and you didnt put LOL or LMAO or anything after It seemed to didnt take the joke. and i have had my mouth washed out before with soap and it didnt do a damn thing. O and If you want a catfight bring it scank......I dont play or fight fair so please be prepared so you dont waste my time, too many scanks to kick around and cant be wasting it all on you.....LMAO

LMAO

*creeps up behind RR, gets her in a headlock and NUGGGGGGIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE*

Don't worry, 'scank' is a term of endearment when used by RobRocks - honestly! She's just very overprotective of her man. ;)

You can't consider yourself a proper Rob fan until you've provoked RobRocks into calling you one on NMM! LOL

I always thought my nickname was "scank" from RobRocks...I mean that's all she ever calls me! LOL

lOVE YOU TOO SCANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

LOL, I know you say it out of love!!

***tiptoeing up to RobRock***
***tapping gently on shoulder**

Uh, excuse me, Ms. RobRocks. I hate to bother you when you're in such a fightin' mood, but,

check out this site re your avatar picture. (btw, this is an awesome website.)
http://pattinsonanonymous.com/photo-of-rob-on-h...

It explains why they think that the pic is a manip. I mean I love the pic, very sexy, but if you're a purist, I thought you'd like to know.

LOL

***backing up slowly***

lol AND.......its still My pic with MY man in it......lmao

Ahhh! I'll never forget the first time RobRocks called me scank. LOL I felt so special. <3 It was one hell of a welcome. :*)

Awwww your welcome Scank!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

GAAAAAAAH! So, The Patzz is loving the East Village again. 8) I lovelovelove it. I had to google up this Bowery Bar. It's is on 4th street. We are almost in the same zip code. *breathes into paper bag* Come on, Robbie! Make my day! :D

OMG are you in his neighborhood!!!???? You may run into him :D

LMAO

Almost! A little over 10 streets and some avenues away! But almost is good enough for me. LOL He's been spotted downtown lately! If he keeps it up, I might run into him! Mwahahaha! I've been slapping my hands not to stalk, but this is too good to be true. 8)

*must not stalk, honey_bee, must NOT stalk*

HELP!! It's not working. :(

Girl... you don't need help! You need to get up off you a** and find that man!!! Bring your camera and keep us posted. :)

*waiting for honey_bee to throw out her sensible nature and stalk His Hotness.

I got so confused there cos I thought that was my comment... HO HO!

This is MY avatar...

That's why they encourage people to use different avatars. I've had this one since March when I first got my GQ mag and fell in love with the photos, so I'm not exactly sure what you mean by, "this is MY avatar." I just saw it next to your name only recently. Had you been using it all these months, I definitely would have noticed. There are so many pictures out there, why choose an avatar someone else already has??

In summary: I've had this avatar over 3 months, I love it, I'm not changing it. Thanks. :-)

Oh I was hardly serious! I've never had a different one... but I don't think we've chatted at the same times so...

Its been a long time since I've had a lecture on a forum though so thanks!! ;-P

Mine is slightly different because I darkened his eyes... a la edward... It is definately the best pic of ROb out there...

say WHAT! You must go to him Honey! Find him and hug him tightly for all of us! Then pat him on the head and tell him to eat his wheaties and stay good..... no, tell him to be bad.... be very... very bad. :D

You CANNOT pass up this opportunity!! You have like 8 weeks to find that man and "bump" into him, ;) I wish lived in NYC right now! Maybe you will eventually find out where they are filming and can see him there too!

That was my original plan. LOL Just to find out where they are filming. It's not stalking if you just so happen to walk down a street and come across the set...by chance...;D

OMG OMG honey I would be freaking out and running down those blocks to meet him. It's too bad you can't know where he is while he's still there...

I told you anytime you want to go to "cough" stalk... Oh I mean a nice day trip to NY this summer, Let me know :-) LOL

Yesyesyes! :) I'd love that. :) We should get Indies to come along too! :)

Honey-bee......Grrrr

Will you get off your ass and meet Pattz already!!!! I'm living vicariously through you right now.....

Say it with me........My name is Bee.....and i'm a stalker......i am getting my camera....i'm leaving my house......and i will not come home till i've been through every bar in New York!!!

LMAO

LMAO!!!

nic, YOU have your priorities CORRECT, woman. How many times will HB be in the same zip code, much less the same time zone. Ten blocks = 1 inch in NYC.

SHEEEZ!!!!