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Robert Pattinson “Most Easygoing Celeb”, “Sexiest on Planet”

by Will on June 23, 2009 · Comments

in Robert Pattinson

200906231046.jpg The press can’t say enough good things about New Moon star Robert Pattinson. Despite some security mixups on the set of Remember Me in New York, Robert Pattinson has kept his eternal cool, with a source telling E! that

Sources over at Summit tell us Rob might be the most easygoing celeb they’ve ever worked with.

“He’s always so relaxed and flexible—it’s amazing. Someone with that star level has power. And he doesn’t use it at all,” dishes Deep Twi.

Over at Heat Magazine, Robert Pattinson has been named “Sexiest Man on the Planet”–this coming soon after his similar win with GQ:

The mag’s editor Julian Linley said the actor “is obviously very easy on the eye, but a lot of his popularity has to be down to the character Edward he plays in Twilight – strong, brooding and tortured, basically most women’s fantasy boyfriend”.

Check out more pics of Robert Pattinson on the set of Remember Me at Celebuzz.

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  • smiilee
    Anyone noticed that rob is wearing the same shoes as taylor on the second last photo here?
    http://www.newmoonmovie.org/page/5/

    By the way i am team edward not team robert, im team taylor and not team jacob!!
  • here´s a newbie, must say you gays over here has so many great things to say about Rboert. Love him of cource like the rest of u.
  • Jess
    he's soooo dreamy no matter what.....
  • ROB'S MA KINDA MAN!
    As for this Julian Linley lady......... what is she on about?? i mean what is she high or something? Its all about Rob now, has been for awhile...the whole Rob's popularity is because of Edward is getting rather boring.

    Rob's popular because of Rob....... she needs a "clue stick" wacked across her head so she wakes the hell up and smells the freckn coffee...... WORD!
  • ilovemasochist
    ("it’s amazing. Someone with that star level has power. And he doesn’t use it at all,” )
    Thats my boy!!!

    And is Julian Linley stupid? Really, I mean enough is enough this guy is in his element. Twilight seems so long ago already and Robert is still going strong. It seems shes the one obsessed with Edward.
  • Remember Tyler
    Rob...ur so amazing.
    And I will support u all the way...six pack or no six pack, big hair, short hair, beard, clean shaven, box office films, flops, with Kristen or Nikki or Emilie or whoever the tabloids links you with!
  • The5thCullen
    as what the buck would say "I BET he's easy going!"
  • EstonianVampire
    True.. True.. That's why everyone loves him. :]
  • SARAH!
    i just want to let everyone know that robert and kristen are officially dating!
  • ROB'S MA KINDA MAN!
    How do you know they are officially dating??? did i miss something?? ohhhh please do share:)
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    that's bc Rob is gracious and kind and isn't letting all this Hollywood crap getting to his head...

    it's no wonder people can't help but like him, not only for his looks, but also for personality and the fact that he's modest as hell about his skyrocket to fame
  • ROB'S MA KINDA MAN!
    HES SUCH A NATURAL!!!

    And that is how you do it.......... COOL, CALM AND COLLECTIVE.........

    'Never change who you are Rob, don't let the craziness put you in a place only one may define as hell.... you don't need hell, you deserve heaven:):)
  • rpattzgirl
    Few more photos from Rob filming last night...

    http://www.twilightpoison.com/gallery/displayim...
  • ♥is-it-june-yet?.♥
    awwh.does this not make him any hotter?.. :)

    my roommate..i luv her but she's annoying sometimes.Last night when we were watching t.v they were talking about Rob. and she goes "who cares" and then they mentioned the little incident about the cab and she was like "too bad he wasn't hurt".That irritated me a bit.She's always bashing him for what reason i have no idea.But the good thing is her one little opinion will not change mine nor will it afffect Rob in anyway.:)
  • 30yearoldtwifan
    Of course Rob is just a sweet guy, this doesnt suprise me. :)
  • Dom loves unicorns!
    *drools*
    crap. anyone got a tissue?
  • jules60
    That's what we like about Rob, the fact that he is so humble, and easy going. Edward made me notice him, but when I see Rob these days I don't even think about Edward I just think about Rob.
  • LovesJasper
    I LOVE all the cougars here.......!! I love that I have a place where I can express not only my love and obsession for the Twilight saga but I get to share all of the naughty, big girl lust for Rob Pattinson & Jackson Rathbone and you, my sistas, get it and don't judge!!

    Now......ladies.......we need to get these super delicious 22 - 26 year olds to stop, breathe deep, look up and check out the 30+ ladies because we know who we are, we know what we want and we can do some "serious damage" in the bedroom. Meee-ooow!
  • rpattzgirl
    Amen to that sista!
  • 30yearoldtwifan
    Hell Yeah!!!!!
  • Loribug
    Amen sistah!
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    That's our Rob, beautiful on the inside and out.
  • pamloves
    i like rob not just for edward but that he is such an amazing actor. he doens't take his a-list status over his head.
  • cutesweetiezzz
    God, I think Summit is totally taking advantage of Rob. Just because he's nice and easy going doesn't mean that they can give him crappy security! Rob deserves better than that!
  • bluenote
    Well the writer from GQ has it totally wrong as far as I'm concerned. My adoration of Rob has nothing to do with Edward. In fact it was Rob and his personality through interviews and such that finally broke down my reserve about reading Twilight. (I had heard too many mixed reviews about the series from people I respect and share similar book interests with.) He made me want to see the movies, which of corse made me want to read the books first. I'm finally at that turning point in my life where he's my first celebrity crush that I am old enough to possibly be his mother so it's nice to know he's not just nice to look at, he's also a nice guy.

    I'm glad to know that he's as easy-going and relaxed about his good fortune as he seems to be in the interviews he gives. I hope that doesn't change.
  • wolf_girl12
    lol i love taylor lautner more but robs cool 2 =]
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    I love how all the media outlets act like it is such a surprise that Robward is like this. Why do you think he is so appealing to all of us? It is not just because of him playing Edward Cullen.

    Sure that put him out there, but even I did not understand what the big deal was with him at the beginning. But after getting to know him through his interviews and the way he acts in real life, you can't help but fall for him.

    Any other celeb would be so full of themselves right now after all of the attention and craziness in NYC.

    But not our Rob. Love you, man. Stay the same.
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Not only does he have a perfectsexy body and beautiful face but he also has a great personality.
    This is why we love you Rob...you're a winning combination.
    *sighs*
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    easy on the eyes????
    sure if that means that as soon as you see him...

    you picture him nekid..
    then think of a million and 1 things to do to him..
    then eye f*ck him for a few minutes..



    Yes I agree, VERY easy on the eyes! LOL
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Um, a few minutes?
    Hmmm, my eye f*cking sessions usually last alot longer than that with him ;)
    LOL
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    oh i know!!

    I just have to be at work in like 15 min :(
    when I get back from work that's a whole diff story!!

    **continues to eye f*ck rob**


    LOL
  • CindysGotOCD
    Rob you have done a wonderful job not letting Hollywood get to your head. I hope you stay that way forever. I know your charm, goofiness, and cool is going to take you to the top. Your fans will always stick by your side as long as you stay true to yourself.
  • Nina
    Well said! =)

    Go Rob <3
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Yey Fanks

    went off the deep end there for a bit......

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Well I just like to take a moment to thank from the bottom of my heart (tip of my toes and top of my head) Mr & Mrs Pattinson without whom we would not be here discussing, dreaming and drooling over the genetic miracle that is Robert.

    So really, truly THANK YOU!

    Now this posts confirms to me that magazines editors, etc, have no finger on anyone pulse or they would know that Robert is probably one of the few (if not the only one (as far as I know) with a massive appeal to people of every generation. That ain't just Edward!!!

    I'm not 7, a teen, in my twenties, a mum or grandma. So quit labeling me, possibly everyone on this site, wrong.
    Quit trying to put Rob in a box, he's not just Edward and he's not just beautiful (looks fade), he is scary talented, funny, charming, level headed and so self efacing, he is sometimes, annoying - he can't see how good he is!

    If you really have to label him then find a good one!

    Main thing Thank you Mr & Mrs Pattinson I so believe I owe you big time.

    Rant over - lol
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    I sooo agree with you, couldn't have said it better!

    Ok, we all kind of fool around here, drooling over his pictures making goofy remarks and sometimes even silly allusions about his sex appeal but at the end of the day he is just an amazing person and so down to earth. I hope Hollywood doesn't get a grip on him, hope he stays this way. That's how we've come to love him!

    Sorry if I can't explain myself better (sometimes it's difficult to find the right translation).
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Don't apologise that was very well said. Fanks!
    Hey did you get a chance to have a look on the web for the magazine?
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Thanx! Yeah, I did but I had to register or I had to use creditcard and I'm so used to using Paypal. I just couldn't figure out how to order... Silly me... I even went to Dutch online bookstores, but they didn't sell it. Bummer!
  • spidermonkey76
    Well said!!! :-)
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    oh Fanks

    must be the longest post I've ever written.

    I guess Rob is also inspirational.... another quality this man never stops he's killing me softly. lol
  • twihard4life07
    I luv this story it's soooooo true. I don't think Rob will ever change who he really is and that is soooo refreshing to have. I luv that the media can tell him just how hot he is and give him all of these covers and it never once goes to his head. Good 4 him This is why we LUV U ROB! :)
  • pastiche
    im so pissed at media telling us why we like rob. i dont even like edward! im a jacob fangirl, but also a rob girl. not a fan taylor lautner, and i just cant stand edward. so i can separate fiction from reality, thank you very much.
    i like rob because of his personality, charm, and smile. i hope the media gets that. i mean it's not that hard to understand!
  • ROBSTRUCK
    i totally disagree with the magazine's editor about rob's popularity as mainly due to his edward character. as much as i love edward cullen, ROB PATTINSON is way much more attractive not to mention funnier :))

    i'm excited to see rob dazzle us again in new moon but i'm definitely more excited and so looking forward to see him mesmerize us in "remember me" come feb 2010 !!!
  • ROBSTRUCK
    you can tell by the way he smiles, the way he tallks, his body language, the way he wears his clothes, and yeah that includes his alltime fave nike shoes :)) that rob is such a laid back guy, easy to be with and so down to earth. i hope he stays that way always.

    and sexiest guy ? definitely. he's this kind of actor that when you see him in pics and vids you'll be captivated by his hotness then you listen to him talk during his interviews and you're totally hooked. he's just so much fun to listen to !!
  • leaverobalone
    http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com/
    Check it out! Funny one :) Hope you all like it!
  • Twilight_Rox - Team Leg Hitch
    Well this really didn't come as a surprise to any of us, right?! He IS the most beautiful, sexy, humble, unique guy!
    We love him, and not because of his carachter as Edward (of course we love him as Edward), but we love HIS personality!
  • I wonder what is really going on in his head...
    I don't believe he doesn't suffer underneath but he always handles the chaos so well in public.

    He is the coolest, most talented, funniest, lovliest, most handsome guy in showbiz!
    And the best thing is, he is just himself.
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    Are they really just realizing that he is the SEXIEST MAN ON THE PLANET? Where the hell have they been? Of course he's the SEXIEST man on the PLANET!!!

    *drools*
  • Jess
    I think he is doing a wonderful job hanging on to who he is and has always been.....I give his family ALOT of credit for raising a remarkable young man!! Stay true to yourself RP....
  • MillyPattinson - Flippy (L)
    WOO ! bought heat magazine today and was well pleased to see him voted as sexiest male, it is very very true :)
  • ZaraCullen
    Me too! AND he is the only one with a whole page for his picture so you can cut it out. Even if you are old enough to know better....

    Love Heat magazine
  • MoreThanMyOwnLife
    I think it is funny how this character dresses like Rob and hehe even wears the same kinda Nikes that he wears. Pretty freaky.

    I think he would make a very easy going bf too.
  • God bless unicorns
    Poor boy, i hope he can keep up without any drug beyond the cigs.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I'm getting pretty sick of media types telling me i like Pattinson because he plays a mean and moody vampire!! blah blah blah

    I'm no Edward fan.....what i like about Pattz is he's polar opposites to that character in every way...

    When he's not being driven crazy by stress or stalkers...he's funny, shy and charming and seems to be able to hang onto who he is despite the madness :)

    Do your fekkin homework media people ( and drop the 'teen' fans of twilight thing while your there)
  • late30'sfan
    I'm in my late 30's and have a decent profession. Surprise, surprise! I'm not a teen fan but Rob makes me feel like a teenager again. I adore him for what i see in the interviews. He's not a boring person at all. He's very analytical, charming, witty etc. I enjoy reading a lot of your posts. should I be embarrased? No, not at all. We fans, are not mindless people and the media in general should finally get a hold of that.
  • Definately not mindless people!!! :) And yes, I'm also not a teen - I'm 29 and came on here when I was in the middle of searching Rob's music and ended up having a few laughs! I've only seen a couple of interviews and agree, analytical, charming and witty is a great summary for a very talented guy! And yes, great people on here... some not so great... and some just SO CRASSSSSSS! *looks at Effing* HAHAHAHAHA
    *waves to nicnixs below* Hiya chick! :)
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    Yeah, I think the majority of us here are well out of our tweens, so come and join the Cougars! ;)
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    yey join you're cool (sorry bad impression of a teen/tween - vaguely remember what that's like) lol

    like nicnixs says people here are great. Lots of fun.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    It really does seem like we're standing in the middle of this storm shouting - WE ARE NOT TWEENIES :) lol So they must be willfully not listening :)

    Yeah...before i saw Rob interviews i wasn't really impressed, i thought here comes the ususal dumb pretty movie star :) He's a gift :)

    You should register for the site and get a pic and join in with us :) It's way more fun when you get to know everyone :) In fact i don't really come here for the news so much as the people :)

    nics
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Rob "relaxed" and "easy-going"??!! While he's currently the Most Hunted Down Male In The World of Frizzy-Haired Pyschos??!! (no offence to frizzy-haired people)

    Damn...wonder what drugs he's taking

    LOL
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMAO!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    I have that Apple bottom jeans song in my head.. but

    instead of apple bottom jeans..I'm singing

    Button fly jeans...black nike's tied up...and wearing a Yankees cap..Oh!..you hit the floor

    we hit the floor....

    then you go low low low...

    ROTFLMAO!!! I made up my own words.. = P
  • RealMenGlitter
    *reads LTCB song*

    *spits coffee all over screen*

    *wipes coffee off to read song again*

    *turns on itunes and searches for apple bottom jean song*

    *grabs hairbrush, turns up the volume, jumps around the room singing LTCB version of my new favorite song*

    That was freakin hilarious! LOVVVE IT you are very talented! May I be your backup singer? Ill keep practicing
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Yeah my song has that affect on people JustBella spilled her cereal and you spit

    out coffee..

    I can totally picture us singing this song (grabs brush from vanity)

    singing with RMG..

    we need more singers.. Effing, Sparkly, Jaypat, Spunkie...

    New song for our Roadtrip adventures...

    LMAO!!
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    LMAO!

    you made me choke on my cereal!!!

    *still laughing*
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    LOL!! Sorry about the cereal Justbella...
    =P
  • Robaholic
    I like your version better than the original..lol
  • cclore
    LMAO!! Too funny!!!
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    (blushing)

    LOL!!

    It's catchy right?

    You know your sing it too..

    = P
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    *starts singing LTCB's song*
    Button fly jeans...black nike's tied up...and wearing a Yankees cap..Oh!..you hit the floor

    we hit the floor....

    then you go low low low...
    *does MC Hammer Hula Hoop dance*
    LMAO!!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    LMAO!! I can totally picture the dance..
  • cclore
    Throw Rob's name in a title and you have a hit I'm sure lol!!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Oh I know.. Rob wearing a Yankees cap...sounds better..
  • spidermonkey76
    it's very rare that you find the total package in an actor. Rob is the total package in every way.....he's got awesome talent in music and in acting, the cool head when he needs it, personality and a smile that makes you totaly melt!!.....he works hard and it shows and you can tell he loves what he does!!! He's going far and he'll have a lot of people there to back him up on the way! :-)
  • 4thewolf
    *beams at Rob*
    Congrats.. I will step out of my wolf-girl bias for one moment and give absolute kudos for being easy to work with. Being polite, well-mannered, and un-jerklike is always sexy and in-style. Way to go!
    *looks at wolf-pack girls growling in distance*
    Later..lol
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Its nice to see that some wolves can be unbiased for at least a minute...though i'm kinda surprised to find you here 4tw...youre in MY territory now
    *chuckles evilly*

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *smirk*

    I was just leaving, really..

    I try to be empty-minded.. I mean open-minded..

    *confused*

    Whatever... I appreciate good manners as well as the next person.

    *walks off and mutters below breath. And dang!! those are some NICE eyes..*

    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    did you destroy the evidence......*snickering* Mr. Darcy seems charming............
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh! You changed your avatar! What is it? *peers more closely*
    Yes, all evidence has been burned AND I ate the ashes..
    Yes, Mr. Darcy can be very very charming, indeed.
    Feel free to introduce yourself.. considering you are loaded with diamonds, I believe it would be perfectly appropriate to approach him.
    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    i shall when the most oppurtuned moment arises itself........till we meet again........
  • 4thewolf
    *watches diamondslady disappear into the air*

    Wierd.. you are just everywhere.. and then nowhere..

    *walks away eerily mystified*

    lol
  • diamondslady812
    i have been playing with my avatar...... i drew this one............ so many new posts ..... i think i have ADD......theres a butterfly.*runs off to catch it*
  • 4thewolf
    ROTFL... OMG. you are hilarious.. "ooh, there's a butterfly*

    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    so many posts.....its like having ADD..........which way do i go...this way thata way....*ouch* my head is hurting *i am getting dizzy*
  • 4thewolf
    Poor you, sweetheart. Come here.. go look at Ashley's cute cute puppy.. there's not much to say about a dog.. calm yourself down and then go look around again.

    LOL
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    LOL it doesnt take you much effort to be empty-minded...i guess it's all part of being a wolf...
    *walks off and laughs*
  • 4thewolf
    *grabs large volume of Collected Works of Oscar Wilde and hurls it at SpankMe*

    It smacks her in the back of the head.

    FIVE LESS BRAIN CELLS, SWEETHEART.

    Keep talking to me and you'll be down to empty-headed in no time.

    LOL

    *saunters off laughing*
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    *falls to the ground*
    *sees stars*
    ooOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! I know you like hitting people, but seriously ive recieved more than my share of Smacks, Slaps and Attacks...
    Where the hell did you get Oscar Wilde from anyway?? I'm sure youre too busy chasing sticks to be reading anything clever...
    *ducks as huge branch is flung in my direction
    HA, YOU MISSED!!! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, BITC-
    *gets knocked out as another branch hits my head*
  • 4thewolf
    *stares in shock as SpankMe finishes biting Jake*
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

    *screams and panics as Jake writhes on ground*

    *tears running down face hovers over him, begging him to stay with her*

    *he is still*

    4tW checks venom bite and tries to find some to lick, but it's gone.

    What? Poison, And you have left no drop for me?

    Screams at sky!! "I DEFY YOU STARS"

    looks around and sees dagger she did not give Mr. Darcy..

    Looks at it.. smiles. "Oh, happy Dagger" *plunges it into self* falls dead on Jake.

    They lie dead on sidewalk

    Vamps and Werewolves gather around as Carlisle screams.

    THis is the result of the war between your Houses oh Quileute and Cullen!!!

    A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!! A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!!

    *sad theme music and candles are lit*



    For never was there a tale more full of woe, than that of 4tW and her Jacob-o.

    *bursts into tears*

    *sobs* *there.. another classic for you* we were running low on the other post, repy wise* *sniffles*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *clapping loudly and hysterically*
    *shouting*
    BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO
    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *opens one eye quietly and grins and Pheonix*

    *whispers*

    Hey, girl.. I'm supposed to be dead, so I need to keep my EYES closed. shh..

    but thank you so much.. I've always wanted to go dramatically, dang that he she didn't bite him on the lips so I could try to get the poison of them, but hey.. what are you gonna do..

    Oh, shhhhhhhhhh.. here she comes..

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *whispering* Excellent choice
    Back in a moment

    *ghosting out*........................................ *ghosting back to bush*

    *whispering* here you go brought you the whole bottle, Rob has been very generous, we are celebrating his nominations for easy going and sexiest star, not that he believes in any of it but I am trying to convince him that he is both and more......

    Enjoy!!!
    *ghosting back out*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *whispering from nearby tree*

    awww don't cry, we are all violent and psychotic at one time or another.... don't listen they are just jealous.

    Can I get you anything, glass of champagne, tissue, don't want to smudge make up etc.

    I can be pretty fast. Let me know I'll keep close. x
  • 4thewolf
    *whispers*

    champagne please. I'm lying in a bush, so no one should notice.

    LOl
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *whispering without looking directly at 4TW* oh sorry I just got caught in the moment, the tragedy. Beautiful

    I'll leave now, see you on another post Muaaaa *blows kiss to 4TW*
  • 4thewolf
    *tear rolls down face*

    *goes softy-eyed, touched*

    *whispers* Thank You, Phoenix, No one has ever called anything I've done beautiful.. always just violent or psychotic

    I won't ever forget this..

    *sob* *sniffle*
  • 4thewolf
    *opens one eye quietly and grins and Pheonix*

    *whispers*

    Hey, girl.. I'm supposed to be dead, so I need to keep my EYES closed. shh..

    but thank you so much.. I've always wanted to go dramatically, dang that he she didn't bite him on the lips so I could try to get the poison of them, but hey.. what are you gonna do..

    Oh, shhhhhhhhhh.. here she comes..

    lol
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!]

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!!!

    *realises 4tw and Jacob are too still*

    guys...? 4tw....?

    *kicks 4tw's legs-she doesnt respond*

    OMG!!!!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO THE MODS??!!!

    *drags 4tw's body under a bush*

    *glances at Jacob and leaves him in the wilderness*
    *hears wolves in the distant and starts running*



    lol
  • 4thewolf
    ROTFL...........



    *gets up from under bush and stomps over to SpankMe, glaring*

    Oh, my gosh!! Have you NO respect for the dead WHATSOEVER????

    At LEAST let me lay on him in death.. but no.. you have to split us up!!!

    YES! RUN! RUN! Before I get ahold of you!!

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Mr. Darcy lent me Oscar Wilde.

    He told me to make sure I hit you with it really hard.

    *fingers crossed behind back, hopes Mr. D doesn't hear*

    Oh, really? Please don't tell me you almost called me a ..*bleep* That's laughable. considering I'm practically canine, you can really come up with a more creative insult than that..

    LOL
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    I could...but i have dignity and i shall not let my potty-mouth expose itself in this respectable place...see, 4tw us vampires/vampire-lovers have something that you wolves can only ever DREAM of and that is....CLASS!!!

    BTW Oscar Wilde is getting BURNED!! MUAHAHA!!
    *Throws book into random fire*
  • 4thewolf
    Class? LOL..

    ROTFL..You must have meant "GLASS" like the vast majority of the wall space on the Cullen house. Yes, Yes, wolves have glass also, not quite as pretty as yours, but we tend to like to be outdoors not view it through fine windows.

    OOH!! I LOVE a good bonfire. Let me call my friends and grab some marshmallows.

    AND

    *whips out Collected Works of William Shakespeare*

    BAM! SMACK! BIFF!

    I always, always keep a back-up..

    LOL
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    *wakes up*
    *attempts to sit up* Oh, what??!! OH, HELL NO, SHE DIDNT!!! THAT F*CKING MONGREL!!!!!
    *chases after 4tw's scent, knowing it will lead to Jacob*
  • Mr_Darcy
    Classic literature really is flying in SpankMe's vicinity today. She tried to throw Sense and Sensibility on the floor to make room for the movie-cover New Moon on that post.
  • 4thewolf
    Really? LOL.. imagine that, SpankMe throwing sense and sensiblity out the window.. as is she had much to start with in the first place. She should have named herself, "SmackMe" instead, as she's usually meandering around nursing bruises...
    lol
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Enough already!!!!
    *storms back to New Moon book cover post and flings P&P off shelf*
    How does that feel, sir??!!!!
    *manic laughing*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Ha!!

    "MY territory"....what are you peeing on the trees on this side of the fence or what?!?!?

    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    oh you were the one who popped it.....*i must have dosed off*.............it did feel good to be the first post here.......*blows kisses* tooto-loo.....
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    LMAO!!
    *looks down*
    umm...maybe...When youre drunk, you dont tend to think about decency and dignity okay??!!!!!
    *realises who i'm talking to*
    Hey, its The Kinky One!!!!! Hallo, long time no speak!!!

    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    'the Kinky One"?!??!
     
    And when did I acquire THAT name?!?!
     
    Geeze, I have so many I am not gonna be able to keep them all straight. LOL
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Oh come on, you're not exactly nun-like are you?? :D
    *imagines Effing in nun oufit* ROTFLMFAO
    Im pretty sure nuns wouldnt relieve Rob of his clothes in ten seconds flat when they got the chance...
    ...or seduce him while he's asleep...
    ...or offer to give him a massage and then tie him to the bed with fluffy handcuffs from the local sex shop...

    God, you'd make a terrible nun!! LMAO
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **reads SpankMe' comment**

    hmm....wonder if she is right...

    **looks in mirror to see how I look in my Nun costume**

    I don't know..I think I look pretty good...

    and look, it hides my pocket Edward and tazer nicely...

    Oh! And here is a pocket for my handcuffs! Sweet!!

    **glares at Spankme**

    I think I make a wonderful nun, now if you will excuse me I must go an punish Pattinson with a ruler and make him beg forgiveness for his sins...

    LOL
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    ROTFLMAO!!! Save the Spanking for me!!!
  • agava [04/09]
    Gosh I wonder how many titles more is this guy going to get???

    Sexiest in the universe?

    Sexiest in the galaxy??

    Sexiest human being EVER???

    LOL
  • cclore
    Um yeah....they all sound about right lol!!
  • Bettyboo23
    I agree with you he is hot as hell and he should be number one of peoples hottest bachelors.

    Oh by the way you guys a freaking hilarious oooh and so naughty shame yourselfs :) just kidding of course.
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    You bet your bootie he IS the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE and NOT just b/c he played Edward!! I think us, Rob-lovers, have come to love him outside of Edward! Rob is amazingly centered, so down to earth, so humble, shy, doesn't have his head all up in his a**, *sighs* he's amazing!!! Woo Sweetie pie... never, ever change!! Now, if those crazies would stop w/ all the harassing, then maybe he'll be a little more happy and comfy doing what he loves and what we LOVE to see him doing!!
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    Tell me something I dont know.

    - Of course he is the sexiest in the planet and in the universe period.
    - Of course he is easy going, thats one of the biggest reasons why we love him
    - And obviously he has power. He just doesnt know he is using it. Look at us!

    Love this man till the end.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Gee, Pattinson, with all those holes in your jeans you look kinda sexy-scruffy and I like it....

    But, how about we see how much better you would look out of that tattered denim?!?

    **proceeds to rip off Pattinsons pants**

    Ahhhh...much better!!

    LOL

    He is hot and does not surprise me at all that he has maintained his laid back personality. I sincerely hope he keeps it, that is one of the many things that make him so sexy!!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMAO Effing!!! Nicely done!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Hey flplmtree!! Geeze, seems like I havent talked to you in forever! lol

    I am still trying to play catch-up with all the news...anything you recommend I look at??
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    Back at ya babe!

    I know.... we get nuthin, nuthin, nuthin, nuthin, nuthin.... then FLOOD!

    There's a good video of Rob filming Remember Me, but it'll just piss you off listening to the stupid pap flashing their light bulbs at him.... and then there's good pics of him getting arrested. :D Those 2 are the MOST exciting I've seen so far.... trying to catch up is hell. ;)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Oh, I already left my two cents on the arrested post. LOL
  • *** runs past flp, throws her a cookie screaming unicorn...unicorn ....UNICORN! ***
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    *reaches up and catches cookie fast like a ninja*

    *calls after Perv*

    Thanks PERV!!!

    *eats cookie faster than ninja*
  • I suddenly feel like the cookie fairy....

    all I'm missing is a tu-tu & a golden horn......glares in Rob's direction

    * evil grin *
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMAO!!! And some of those little wings you can put on.... the glittery
    ones. ;)
  • *** SQUEALS ***

    YAY!!! I'll be all sparkly!!
  • Forever-NoMatter (FNM)
    can't even say anything about this. :P
    everyone esle has already said what needs to be said. :)
  • Well he's ROB, perfect , so..
  • Yeah...he is the coolest guy you'll ever know. and if u just stopped harrassing him, then maybe he'll be ever more outgoing. what do u say about that, oh mighty media power?
  • I love him

    **sigh**

    He is so great. In alot of interviews, Rob will say he is only popular cause us fans just transfer our love for the character Edward to him. But I say no way!!

    Rob is amazing in his own way. Sexy and easy-going are just two of his amazing characteristics.
  • God bless unicorns
    Maybe the fans liked him in the beggining because of Edward, but now, i think we all love the real Rob. He's beautiful from the inside and outside.

    There are no words to describe him...

    I never get tired of watching his interviews over and over, and these pictures, they just make my day ;)
  • Me neither! I love when he talks about Edward and how he describes his character. I love when he talks in general about anything, I think he is a really interesting person.

    I would love to meet him, of course I would never tackle him like the crazy-frizz girl. Grrr...I don't want to go there.

    Anyway, so Rob is amazing and we love him :)
  • God bless unicorns
    Really!

    One thing that melts my heart is when he says 'gardenburger'... He's so funny and his accent soooo sexy
  • I know what you're talking about..."gardenburger"...lol!

    He has an amazing voice, and the accent is divine!
  • Well_Good_Morning_Rob
    Twilight definitely gave him the push. But honestly, I think it's that damn hair! I swear, I've never been attracted to someone's hair so much in my life. It's almost embarrassing. LOL!
  • Loribug
    Totally agree I just wanna grab me a handful mmmm mmmm......
  • I know how you feel!!!

    I just want to run my hands through it! His hair always looks absolutely gorgeous.

    Mmmmm...off to daydreams...
  • LovesJasper
    Rob's vunerability, genuineness and sincerity just builds upon and adds to his good looks (which never hurts). He has a glow that shines in his eyes and women see it.

    If more men were open, honest, vunerable, loyal and kind they would get a much better response from women over and above the dishonesty, cheating, machismo crap most men portray.

    Rob has no problem saying...sh*t....here I am, take me, leave me, whatever, I'm going to be me no matter what happens and THAT is sexy, THAT is hot and THAT is what I love about him as a person.
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    Couldn't have said it better myself LovesJasper. How many other, Male Actors, do you know would admit that being around large crowds of screaming fans makes them somewhat emotional. NONE of them.
    Others would:
    1. Probably would not feel that way.
    2. NEVER admit it.
    3. If they admitted it, it wouldn't be in a magazine where Everyone would read it.

    He's open, honest, and vulnerable. We already know this about him, we LOVE him for it and it's why we "The True Fans" are fiercely protective of him.
    Even in the video where the paparazzi guy was filming him....Rob's telling him to "Stop bumping into people". He doesn't want other people bothered by him walking down the street...because he's a genuinely nice person.
    I agree with Nicnixs also in the fact that his fans are not all TEENS! I am hell and gone from my teen years *breathes a sigh of relief at this fact* and because of that fact, I can appreciate WHO he really is. Us women (and some men) who have seen our fair share of crappy, sorry excuses for men out there can truly appreciate a man such as Rob Pattinson. In his position now, he could be cocky and demanding. The fact that he remains open, honest and vulnerable, shows his strength of character.
    Personally I would love to give him a big hug him and tell him how wonderful he really is.....hoping that somewhere deep down....he believes it. However I would never do it without asking first!
    What ever woman he ends up with, and I don't care who it is, better realize EXACTLY what she's getting! 'Cause all eyes will be on her, making sure she deserves him! And GOD help her if she breaks him!

    Rob, we love you for who you are....as well as your many talents!
  • ChupaChupsTeam
    yayyy everybody likes ( or love :D ) Rob ..... :D

    he is just perfect !!!!!!
  • taylorroxmysoxoff123
    okay here i go bout rob he is soooooooooooooooooo oberly hott me and my friend always say he is so hot he deserve 2 t's instead of one cause he is to hott to just get 1 and i can see him as easy going i soooooooo wish i was his costar kissing him on that beach even if it was just acting
  • cclore
    Should be hottest bachelor as well but that's People for you!! The sex appeal doesn't ooze from Chace like it does Rob!!
  • are you kidding me?? look at his pose in this pic...

    i want to blow it up, make a cardboard copy, and take it home with me!

    this man is fabulous!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMAO! Nuff said. ;)
  • taylorroxmysoxoff123
    okay so i am going to say something bout rob in a minute but did anybody watch jon and kate plus 8 last night
  • Ciggy_
    I love that picture of him leaning on the cab...swoon...
    **ahhhh there goes another pair**
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    LMAO!!
    you need to hit Costco and buy in bulk!!!!
  • diamondslady812
    i just think he is adorable......
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    "...is currently in the States where he is filming New Moon, the sequel to vampire flick Twilight. The movie will also see Kristen Stewart back as Bella."

    Yeah..check your facts msn entertainment.

    I'm so sick of them telling us the reason why we like Rob. I mean he is total opposite of Edward and we like him like that. Same old crap, they're just repeating it haha.

    Well he is easy going, why wouldn't he be.
    He is a star, but I doubt he has that much power. He is still beginning in Hollywood.
    Though for "Remember me" they did give him a lot of space...he choose the leading lady...he was even there when they rewrote the script.

    In any case I doubt his attitue will change even with 10 more movies and who knows how many millions of dollars.
    If he's not bigheaded by now with all the adoration he gets, I don't think it will EVER happen! Yay Rob :D
  • cclore
    Edward may be the reason I got drawn in but he is not the reason I'm completely in awe of him. Rob has done that just by being himself. I have become more enamored since watching interviews and I don't see that changing with the end of the Twilight movies.
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    Yes, exactly. We all wanted to find out more about him because he played a character we love, but if he wasn't what he is I guarantee he wouldn't have this kind of following.
    I am in my 20s..*cough* haha and I don't remember that I ever loved an actor like this. In my teen years I liked no other actor as I like Rob now.
    And I don't see it changing after Twilight movies either.
  • RobIsMyHeroin
    They just keep reporting stuff that makes me love him even more!
    I seriously hope he keeps his laid back attitude through the years! It's part of what makes him so sexy!
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    YAY A new post!!!! Of course Rob is all those great things...glad to see him get praise for it :)
    Please...more Rob news...I have been SERIOUSLY deprived!
  • Ciggy_
    WOW!! What some geniuses!!!! Havent we ALL been saying this now for HOW long already?? It MUST be true now cause the moronic press says so!
    **continues to burn people magazine stash**
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    Yep...we definitely have been saying Rob is AMAZING from the beginning!!! BUT you know the media...they always want to get credit first!
  • rpattzgirl
    Oh, he is so sweet!
  • Sexiest Man on the planen!!!they're totaly right!!!!!!!!HE'S GORGEOUS PERFECT AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
  • OH YES HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!


    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    gosh just look at those lips, legs, eyes, body, face

    && then there he's personality - omg very unique

    we cannot compare him to no1!
  • IndiesR
    Damn Right! Yay for "my" Greek God!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    OUR Greek God... *taps Indies head lightly* Remember? lol!
  • IndiesR
    Oops! Busted!

    Sorry Cecci, let me rephrase..."Our Greek God" LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Damn right... BUSTED... hehe!!
    There.... much, MUCH better *sighs in relief* LOL
    Don't forget it again partner =)
  • IndiesR
    RFLMAO. Wont forget!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Lol... good... partners 4 life.... buahaha!!
  • God bless unicorns
    Is that his stunt double from twilight in some of the pictures?
  • Robaholic
    Of course he is the sexiest man on the planet.. Duh. The only people that don't seem to know this are the dorks that work at "People" magazine and name Chase Crawford as hottest bachelor instead of Rob. Wow were they sooo wrong.
  • God bless unicorns
    F*ck those people. We all know he's the best EVER in every way, and that's enough.

    Go Rob!
  • JBAG(JustA#Baby)Mar09
    hello! RoB!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Of course He's the Sexiest.. and easy going....

    Now just Protect him!!!

    Geez!! The man doesn't ask for much....

    LOL!!
  • Robaholic
    lol..I know. They just even said he doesn't ask for much. He just doesn't want to be stabbed or attacked. That isn't a whole lot to hope for.
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Yeah.. he'll only ask for the important stuff like that..

    Heck we all ask for him to be protected..
  • but of cource he's the SEXXIEST on the planet...who ever doubted that...
    mmmmm.....FLEXIBLE....
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    flexible. that sounds intresting and makes u want more lol hehe... :))))
  • yesss it does!!!!!!!
    lol
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    damn i should be working here ...

    but no.. i have little naughty naughty ( btw love the way Rob says naughty ) flexible thoughts..lol

    *pinch me to wake up*. or not lool.
  • ***about to pinch K.L.Mr.S***
    **stops**
    nah im not mean...i dnt wanna ruin ur day dreams
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    thank you. but i asked for it myself. hehe.

    i am back. did some work * with a hard feeling on my chest * lol.

    but rob waited patiently for "me" hehe.
  • no way! lol

    who ever doubts that is craziiiiiiiieeeee
  • i know...ohh i know... the others...of you know what i mean **wink**
    omg im sooo happpy SOO many news
  • Is it any big surprise he has won sexiest man on the planet. I dont think so, we all no its the case, no else comes close. Even in bad mothers handbook when he is walking around in those dodgy glasses and wearing the multicoloured jumper he is still the hottest guy to ever grace the screen.
  • God bless unicorns
    LMAO that's sooo true ;)
  • rachaelwsz
    Kudos to Rob for his sexiness! And for his eternal cool.. :D
  • Twisessed
    So true!!!
    I just LoveLoveLoveLoveLove him!!! <3<3<3
  • Jaypat
    Could we love him anymore?!!!
    *grabs chest and closes eyes*

    I just hope all the paps and crazy girls don't change him! He seems so relaxed and happy before all the craziness. Now it's just total chaos, and that has to be annoying.

    Don't change Rob!! We love your humor, humility, & hotness! HHH!!!!!
  • RealMenGlitter
    woohoo Jaypat ur on top! just how you like it esp on a rob post! *wink*

    Did they say flexible??...mmm...prove it rob show us some moves!

    but really tho I hope this doesnt change him from the man that he is cuz its very inspiring that someone can stay so levelheaded through all the madness.

    We love you rob!! You most certainly are the sexiest man on the planet
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Um, I would love to read your comment jaypat, but I can't get past your name... mmmm.... Rob.....finger....
    *drools*
    LOL
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
    he's the best ever..so calm; so cool, so collective, immensely talented; beautiful; real and also realistic; down to earth..oh oh i could go on...and these are some of the many things that makes him sexy to me..yes; his looks are important; but his personality is one of the main reasons he's so effing sexy....

    gosh and i love the new pics; and his scruffy look...it makes him look so manly and sexy..boy oh boy; i am lost for words...i can't think....lol
  • AMEN TO THAT.
  • covered_in_feathers
    *smacks heat magazine in the head*

    are they just now figuring out what we have known all along..

    He is what every woman dreams of (literally.lol!!) He is sweet, funny, caring, honest and absolutley breathtaking.

    What more could we ask for..
    Whoever he ends up with better treat him right b/c she will be the luckiest woman in the world....
  • i agree :D
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    You said it well Jaypat :)

    Please please don't change Rob :) lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    My thoughts exactly Jaypat!!
  • 4thewolf
    *comes running in!*
    KIM, KIM, KIM..
    *notices hundreds of vamp girls and no wolves*
    WOAH!!!
    Uh..*claws out, puts back to wall*
    KIM, KIM, KIM..
    There's an Ashley with Puppy post today.. YOU KNOW what that means, right? RIGHT? *screetches and jumps up and down*
    If my wireless doesn't defy me, I shall break down Italy and beyond this evening.
    BTW- I said something really nice about your vamp.
    Ok.. bye. LOL
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    4thewolf are you eyeing Rob's button fly jeans?

    Umm? No touchy Rob 4thewolf...

    I"m watching you (pointing 2 fingers to 4thewolf)

    Checking Rob for strawberry flavored lip-gloss...

    = P
  • 4thewolf
    *quickly tosses Strawberry lip gloss tube into nearby bush and opens eyes widely*

    No, no. If he does taste like strawberry lip gloss it was certainly not due to me.. I only have this.. *checks pocket* "Where the H*ll Have You Been Jalapeno" from Effing_ It BURNS, but it's AWESOME!!! Wanna try it??

    And I was IN NO WAY looking at Rob's button fly jeans. What kind of pervert do you take me for?

    *walks away muttering. Geez.. I'm totally a shoulders and eyes kind of girl. I was only considering licking his shoulder blades and back!*

    LOL
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    LOL! Um.. no I heard the jalapeno lip gloss was made especially for you 4thewolf..

    it burns it burns like hell...lol!!

    Looking over Rob for lip gloss..

    What's this shiny lip gloss around his face...

    YOU LIED!!!

    4thewolf There's no touchy or licking of Rob even if he's not playing a vampire

    be gone...

    (piss) he does look sexy in those jeans huh?
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    *Eye's widen in excitement, grabs 4TW for bear hug*

    4TW!!!! It has been days *kicks dirt* I have missed you!!

    *notices trepidation on 4TWs face at being surrounded by vamps, reassures her*

    OMG I DO!!! YES!!!

    *starts bouncing with excitement*

    If your wireless fails, I will scream!! I have been waiting for this for ages!!!

    *needs to find something to do to pass the time, pulls out fanfics*

    What did you say that was nice? Tell me!! Yay!! This has put me in a good mood now :D

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh, Ooh, Ooh! Kimi.. go look! Go look! In honor of you.. I just reenacted Romeo and Juliet (up above) after SpankME just bit Jake.
    And yes!! So exciting about Italy and after, right? I hope I don't disappoint you.. although my sources are EXCELLENT.. very reliable. I mean the fact that Taylor is now dating Mary Hart is absolutely believable. I would think.
    LOL
    Oh, I said that Rob's um.. *scans for wolves* eyes were um. nice.. and thatIwasveryappreciativeofthefactthathewaspolite,wellmannered,andunjerklike.
    Bye..
    LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    *Huge smile on face*

    In honour of me? *searches frantically* I've found it!!

    Yes, I am so excited! You will not disappoint me 4TW!

    OMG Mary Hart LMAO!!! Can't wait now :D

    YAY Thankyou! It's all true, he's such a beautiful person

    *hears a rustling*

    Quick 4TW, I think I can smell another wolf approaching, I don't want you to get into trouble, I will be eagerly awaiting the installment :D

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Ok, back soon!! Gots to go!! See ya tonight Kimmy for the "update"

    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    be safe....... miss you also
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Ok good, I'll see you tonight 4TW! :D
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I believe we are all in a state posting euphoria frenzy! We are all friends, kumbaya and all that.

    Nothing a couple days of separation to make the heart grow fonder for wolves, vamps, and newbies alike - well, maybe I was a bit to hasty to include the gray faced newbies. Sorry I got caught up feeling the love.

    *shakes head - snaps into shape *
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    Hale, I'm even happy to see the greys!

    **links arms with vamps, wolves, greyfaces and does humungous happy dance to The O'Jays 'Love Train'**

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvsAqkOhI48

    Let's enjoy the harmony while it lasts!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    K, I say we jump off the Love Train and move over to the Party Train but the Gap Band

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmWfTDZvvkM
  • 4thewolf
    LOL..
    *holds O-E's hand and sways in the forest singing, "Can You feel the Love Tonight?"
    Whew.. you stink.. can you stand a few feet away while we sing? *sees OE's hurt look* No,no.. this can't be pleasant for you either.. it's ok.. HEY!! We could do "Together" from HS Musical then we can do funky dancing near each other without touching. Although Effing_ is hiding Zach somewhere around here.. she's been crazy over him lately.
    LOL LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *jumping around, accidentally lands on vamp post*
    *runs for cover next to 4tw*

    Don't move sis...maybe they won't notice us here...

    *reads Rob is the most easy going Celeb*
    *rolls eyes*
    *murmurs*

    More like, most easy going paranoid!

    lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    OMG NO! You are asking for trouble Patience, I will potect 4TW from the vamps, but as you've just insulted Rob I cannot gurantee you're safety!!

    lmao
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    hahah!

    ME asking for trouble??? NEVER! I'm such a good girl...*giggles*

    Fine, I see how it is Kim. I guess I will have to fend for myself.

    *claws out*

    lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LOL!!

    You're about as much a good girl as I am, wait..... yes... I'm a saint ;)

    I'm sorry Patience, I would have been able to help you escape but you brought it on yourself

    lmao
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *I will not cry, I will not cry*

    So I guess this means we are over then, you and me...

    *strikes Kim's name off from "Do not kill this vamp" list*

    And I thought I could count on you...*lower lip trembling*

    Damn it! Where is 4tw!?

    *turns face before Kim notices the tears*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    *See's that patience is crying*

    No please don't cry, I hate to see people upset!

    *own eye's start to tear*

    We're not done Patience, you are one of the wolf girls I like, I will help you escape!!

    *looks around for vamps*

    Quickly follow me before anyone catches on to what I'm doing...

    *looks over shoulder for any danger*

    You'll be fine now, just follow that trail there and it will lead you back to the reservation

    *looks at the ground, shuffles feet nervously*

    I'm sorry about earlier Patience, can you forgive me?

    lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Hmmmmm. This is a very interesting concept, Patience!

    *smiles that very knowing smile and a nod *
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *giggles*

    Well...at least I'm a good girl on most days...okay, maybe not, some days....

    Well who is a good girl around here anyways?

    lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Like my t-shirt says

    "Good girls go to heaven............

    Bad girls go to Amsterdam.................
    or (ahem - to post on NMM)

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *giggles* Pimsy you are so funny. *shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* you're going to get us in trouble.

    Hey, if ciggy is so easygoing, maybe we should hunt down a different fantasy creature just to try it.. LOL LOL LOL

    Let's go.. *stifles laughs*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *giggles*

    I know...they did say easygoing...that could be interpreted in so many ways....*grins*

    I better run! Kim and LTCB are onto me...

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh! Ha ha ha. Hey, heard he's filming at the beach today!! Still got that marble fish and mermaid costume.. Perhaps we could pretend we're filming our own movie and lost an actor! And he will fill in... If he says Yes we could quickly change the scene to one where a mermaid and a fish-carrying water nymph are drowning and need rescuing and CPR. Cool
    Awesome, PIMSY. I LOVE water!!

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    Big sis, we shape shift into wolves not fish...

    *see disappointment in 4tw's eyes*

    Do you have a mermaid costume for me? *smiles warmly*

    Maybe he should be the one drowning… you can perform CPR while I shave his head...lol

    Then, when he opens his eyes and spits out water, he will obviously be cold so I will warm him with my body! WOW, this movie will be great!

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh, PIMSY! You are a genius!!!!
    Yes.. *erases feverishly and rewrites script!* Rob will be one drowning. Men are SO hot when they're dripping.. Ok.. I will go for the "cpr" There's a new kind involving biting lips gently.. Yes. I believe it's in the American Red Cross handbook.. somewhere.
    Ooh. I LIKE his hair.. just clip it a little ok, then do the warming up.
    I'll hold up twinkling lights while you're doing that to make it more romantic.. we'lll film in the evening.
    Oops. Low budget. can't afford twinkling Lights. but i have a flashlight. I'll just put it under a blanket to soften the glow and flash it on and off.
    Perfect. He likes low-budget films, right?
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    Haha, love this - reading comments on a Rob post and all I can see is wolves!!

    Wasn't 3 days of nothing but Taylor enough for the pack? You have to come sniffing round our vamps as well? ;)
  • 4thewolf
    *big eyes*

    No, no.. don't worry. We mean you no harm. We come in peace. Pimsy and here are just making our own low-budget film and are just missing an actor.

    And you know. we got a little curious about exactly HOW easygoing Rob is. I mean you're totally confident that he is, right? So if Pimsy and I here put it to the test, you shouldn't feel threatened at all, yes? We're trying to help you out here by confirming this easygoing-ness.

    *motions to Rob*

    Ok.. you just need to lie down here. Yep, get comfortable. I'll be there in a sec.

    *looks at Bean*

    I HATE to do this, being a wolf-lover and all, but for research purposes, we have to cover all angles.

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    ROTFL! You’re killing me today, 4tw!

    Yes! We HATE to do this Bean...but don’t worry we are professional scientists, no need to panic. We will return Rob safe and sound when we are done with our research. Maybe with a few scratches, bruises and bite marks…nothing permanent.

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    He doesn't heal like wolves, so we may have to be a tad careful, PIMSY.. he may not like our um.. research the same way our boys do..

    We'll see.

    Back tonight. LOL
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    Research? Hmm... well, I guess if you put it that way...

    **does double take**

    Hang on a minute, what EXACTLY are you 'researching'?

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *grins wickedly*

    I'm sorry, this research is top secret..

    He said "EASY"

    LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I think the glut of info has made us all run around like we are on crack!

    Wait................. which post am I on?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Aren't we greedy little wolves! lol

    I was trying to be discreet about being in here, but we all know I lack the necessary skillz to do so :P

    Sorry Bean *winks*
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    Only joking PIMSY, glad to see you here. I'm all for Team Switzerland... as long as we can work out a few 'share and share alike' ground rules... ;)
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    BUSTED!!! Hey leave Rob alone Patience.. he's been attacked, chased and hit by

    a cab this week...lol!

    = P
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *jumps up*
    Oh, hey FRIEND *emphasis on friend*

    A cab you say?
    *hides car keys, with "I ran over Rob and Selena Gomez" key chain*

    Okay...I'll leave him alone *crosses fingers behind back*
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Hey it's been a long time Patience... How ya been?

    Wait! What's that I see...Is that a taxi cab drivers license?

    (Gasp!) Where were you the day Rob got hit by a cab?

    You wouldn't.......Ah..would you?

    = P
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *shaking head*

    No! Of course I wouldn't, would, wouldn't never not hit Rob with a cab!
    (lol)

    Besides what good would that do to my car? Edward is not easily hurt...physically I mean. Cuz man he is messed up. I was looking into vamp psychologist in the area and...
    *LTCB glares at PIMSY*

    Oh...sorry! I mean, Edward is fine! He doesn't need any therapy! *hopeful smile*
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Yeah PIMSY! We don't like the frizz crazy fan.. How dare she

    even approach Rob without proper invitation from Him!

    LOL!!

    I'll take good care of him.. cross my heart..

    = P
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Hey!! (pausing) LOL!!

    That's not funny Patience.. he doesn't need therapy...

    He's just loved by many... no meds needed..just TLC...from me!

    = P
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Yes...Rob PLEASE don't change.. We love you for who you are..even if you don't know it yourself..

    For your:

    humor

    charm

    looks

    smile

    and most of all...

    Just you being YOU!!!

    Muah!!

    You don't know how long we waited for YOU!!!!!
  • I know Rob just be who you are trust me we are the best types of fans you can ever have we are not psychotic like others
  • oh yes!!

    he's soo unique i hope he never change

    i love his body/face but MOST OF ALL HIS PERSONALITY, he's soo humble & kind.

    & he soo cute when he all shy

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • cookies_unicornsforRob(nessa_)
    rob is so unique :) i agree

    just looking at how hes so down to earth & not into himself makes me smile and love him even more

    this is why we love him ppl not just bc of his looks
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    Are they just now catching on to this? ;) LOL!
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    No kidding flplmtree....we know this about him and we LOVE him for his easy going, carefree, and laid back demeanor. This is not the ONLY reason we love him....but it is a few of the reasons why we stick by him.

    *feels content to see RPattz pics*

    It's been a long couple of days.

    Thanks again for feeding our addiction nmm.org! We love you!
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    A little slow huh?! Maybe in like 5 years they will finally agree with us that Rob is an amazing actor?!
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    OH SERIOUSLY????Is he the most GORGEOUS man on earth???OH, we hadn't noticed it yet...

    humpf, this mags are really slow :S


    O_o
  • Jaypat
    They are so slow!!
    Did you see one mag (I think People) had Chase Crawford as the most eligible bachelor?! Rob came in the top 10? Please.
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
    i agree..they are so slow....i mean rob's been giving women all around the world free unicorns 24-7 and they now finally realized he's sexy?.....seriously; i love us women. we are always first to notice the valuables in life; and like they say; ladies first...lol lmao;
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LOL! Yep! Saw that one this weekend, it WAS People.... and I was like... W.T.F??????
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Yea! Tell us something we don't know. I believe they should consult some of us, cause we know what's up.
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    Well said OE! Although Heat magazine does rock. They are almost as Robsessed as we are and they manage to sneak Rob news & pics in every week. You can tell the writers are total fangirls & boys!

    And they've previously featured topless shots of both Kellan and Cam as their 'Torso of the Week'....

    **eyes drift to Torso of the Week posters**
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Torso of the week? Can we please have that in calendar form?
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Really! And we've been saying this how long?

    Sexiest man on the planet--they've finally got the title right!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    Victory is our's!!! ;) LOL!
  • diamondslady812
    goin to read it now......
  • omg i was just about to post about the Heat thing..ive litterley just copied and pasted it about to send it in lol. 2ND!!!! First time ever!!
  • ok...i was beat to 2nd place by like a few seconds lol
  • God bless unicorns
    2nd?
  • God bless unicorns
    No! Stupid slow internet
  • NessieandJacobforever
    My computer does that to me all the time! i'll think I'm second or something, but no. Lol. :)
  • F_Fanpire
    yes HE IS SEXY!!
  • diamondslady812
    sometimes he looks so overwhelmed though..........
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Things have happened to him really fast. I'll bet he feels overwhelmed a lot.
  • diamondslady812
    am i first
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Congrats on first!!

    See? Good things happen to those whose cherries I have popped!!

    LOL
    ;)
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Congrats on 1st diamondslady!!

    Feels good huh?

    Woo Hoo!!
  • diamondslady812
    it does feel good.......
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    congrats. The new avatar is sweeet! ;-)
  • diamondslady812
    thanks..... i am chasing butterflies at the moment.....* hugs*.......
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    cool *hugs back*
  • CONGRATS ON 1ST
  • Venia_Cullen
    Congrats!!
  • diamondslady812
    thanks *bows for all*
  • crazy4cullens*RollingRockRob
    You are! Congrats!! Rolling in at 2nd.
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