OMG-hot, hot hot! Can't wait to see this magazine and add it to my collection. God, he's so beautiful....be still my heart!

OK this is what someone posted just above :
" Details on the Vanity Fair photoshoot of Robert Pattinson:
Robert Pattinson had a photoshoot with Vanity in Montreal near the oceanside. He was styled up by Yigal Azrouel and there are some outtakes of Robert Pattinson shirtless. The cover pic is with Rob wearing a suit with the blazer in his hands, near the blue ocean. Robert Pattinson had to pose without his shirt also, which Vanity thought was going to be a seller. "
I also read somewhere that Angelina will be on the cover as well as in some of the pics...if someone knows more on the topic PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE let us know asap LOL as I cant wait months until this mag comes out...thank you LOL

He is going to be shirtless in Vanity Fair? ****Get me Smelling salt Pronto, I'm FAINTING!***

rob wit a hoodie and sunglasses=perfection....
:)) singing "rob..your sex is on fire" :)

this is for all the folks on here saying "aww... rob makes smoking look so sexy and stuff"..i don't hate him for smoking and love that he is not perfect and tries not to be...i just wish the same feeling will be applied to kristen the next time someone sees her smoking or with a pack of cigerette in her hand..not saying all those people who think rob smoking=sexy are haters; but people are so quick to judge kristen..we as females are more harder on other females than men and it's not fair...they both are similar and kristen is the female version of rob if u notice....and i think thats why they connect so well as friends etc....

I'm so with you there, it's just plain unfair!!!!!!
Bloodyhell! LOL
It's so strange we, females judges other females more harshly, I think we just expected alot out of people from the same sex ... girls should be nice and pleasant and all that ... lol
I tend to do that myself at times, though, now I am more aware of it, and tried to stop myself ... if I find I am judging another female with a higher standard than when I judge a man in the similar situation ...

I don't judge Rob and Kristen for what they do with their free time, I'm just tired of the double standards. period. We as women have fought for equality well we should get it. I do not want to hear another peep of Kristen, smoking, drinking etc etc. Enough.

ANOTHER ROB POST!!!!!!!!!!!
*Swoons*
*Drools*
*Swoons some more*
*Drools some more*

Ahh... my sweetie pie!!! *wags finger at Rob* "DON'T you EVER hide from me again, you hear me mister?" *Sighs* I've missed him oh so much... he's HOT like alway... my adorkable Rob... I LOVE him!! I want to see the pictures of that "rumored" photoshoot *hopes it's NOT rumored*

omg that is like oh my god he is so hot and and why is edward going to a fair and i am not going to read the book until i see the movie because when i see the movie i will be able to understand what i am reading .

ooohhh cool a new photo shoot in a real magazine to get excited for :-) yippee skippee

Once again, my addiction is getting fed! Thanks NMM!

Today is the happy day!
Rob's out and about again,
Hooray!!!

LoL

what a great day !!!! but i still wanttt moreee ROBbbbbbb lol

OMG theres my hottness......yea I said MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and there aint nothing any of you scanks can do about it....LMAO

Oh theres PLENTY I would do about that!!

*stretches and warms up*

*runs after robrocks to beat her a$$*

*takes Robert home and locks him away from rest of scanks*

LOL

WHat ever happened to sharing? Or taking turns? lmao

true......but we've been ROB-less for a week!

I'm sure you all understand why im not willing to share! LOL

I love this site!! By the time I read a few comments and scroll down to comment myself: I've totally forgotten what I'm commenting on!!!!! (totally blushing and embarrassed)

Anyhoo: Vanity Fair always does such a GREAT job with their photoshoots.....I'll be looking forward to this one...I'm sure it will be wonderful.....!!!!

They have already done the July issue of Johnny Depp, so I'm thinking it will be August or September Issue. Dang it. Can't wait if it is true, that will expain his absence for a couple of very long days.

I thought that only happened to me!

Yay Im not alone :)

ANYONE KNOW THE STREET WHERE THESE PICTURES WERE TAKEN???

" Details on the Vanity Fair photoshoot of Robert Pattinson:
Robert Pattinson had a photoshoot with Vanity in Montreal near the oceanside. He was styled up by Yigal Azrouel and there are some outtakes of Robert Pattinson shirtless. The cover pic is with Rob wearing a suit with the blazer in his hands, near the blue ocean. Robert Pattinson had to pose without his shirt also, which Vanity thought was going to be a seller. "

Rob? shirtless?

*faints*

WOW...can't wait! Where did you read this? Were there pictures?

is this a recent pix......... well i really dont care.. i got to see robbie again, thats all that matters!!!!!!

ahh he looks sooo cute trying to be undercover with the hoodie and shades...... haha he never looses hope...... ahh the pappz are always on the look out

Vanity .... Fair ..... Photoshoot .... with .....Rob.......I am dying now. We will probably have to wait until November for it to come out though. He is so hot ... as if you people did not already no. Why is the cigarette in his mouth so sexy? I hate cigarette smoking.

GUARANTEE you that as soon as Rob has completed his obligation to this Twilight saga he will shave his head...to the skin to try to throw people off and get his life back again.

I love Pattinson but am really beginning to feel bad for the guy. The photos on the streets of NYC are sad....not that I didn't find them delicious but still...........I'm starting to feel bad for him.

I told you guys, he was going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair in the next issue. He's winning most handsome man so thats why. The photoshoot Rob did was with Angelina Jolie who won most beautiful woman. So next issue, Rob/Angelina.

Last year Johnny Depp won and Angelina Jolie.

Mmm he looks so yummy!! What is that thing in his mouth? A ciggy? A pen? Well, whatever it is, I wanna be it! lol. Cant wait for the photoshoot pictures!!

OMG!!!! I want to be that cigarette!!!!!!!

He is soooo freaking hot!!!! So excited for new photoshoot pics!!! Can't wait to see them!!! YUMMY!

**** STOMPING on the Cigarette****** There 1 scank down.....9.999.9999.999 to go.....

LMAO!!!

B*tch......you will never bring me down. Only Rob can make me go down........LOL!!!!

Alright!

You all know that I love Pattinson, but that damn hoodie is getting on my nerves!!

I just wanna rech out from that rack of clothes, pull him in, rip that damn hoodie and glasses off and throw him back out there while shouting "Stop covering yourself up damn it, you are too beautiful to hide!"

...Um, after I have my way with him while concealed in the clothing rack, of course... LOL

LMAO @ hoodie.....hey, at least it's a step up from that shabby black hat he used to always wear

I liked the hat WAYYYYYYY better than the hoodie!!

Who is he anyway....Edward or OB1 Kenobi??????

The ball cap looked way better than the wool hat and the hoodie combined. Hotttttt!

OBI!! LMFAOOOOOOOO

We can take turns!!!!

LMAO Effing!!!
Just like in WA....

take it off!

Ha!! That was my first thought when I see that damn thing...I can sympathize with Bada$$ Eddie for that now.. LOL

god I love bas A$$ Edward and all his f-bombs.

"and she didn't put the hood up, b/c she f*cking knows I hate that sh*t"....

**remembering his dirty mouth**

yes, I really enjoyed his language...Made him more sexy or something..

Oh! Did you see that interview on youtube, where Pattinson says "F*ck!" really loud? I think he says if quite a few times more in the interview clip...OMG! I melted out of my chair. LOL

What clip is this? Would you mind putting up a link Effing?

As for the hoodie...hes not hiding himself too well and everyone knows to look for the hoodie and sunnys now!

LMAO! YES!! He almost looks embarassed to say it doesn't he? Love his giggle. He has the ... nicest .... smile.... ugh!

you guys drove me crazy lols i was lookin every where for the vid i cant find it ugh lols
went nuts

Oh wow. I must agree that looks like the "roll it yourself" type of smokes to me in thta one pic. Hmmmm. And is it just me, or does sugar-pants there look like he's got some good sized feet?

hmmm...I wonder if they need someone to help dress him up....Please give me the job!

You can dress him....i'll undress him!!!!

That's the best part....he'll have to change outfits. LOL

damn, if anyone can look hot when smoking, its robert pattinson.

i agree

and i dont even like guys who smoke
lol

Wow----I can't wait to see the pics from that photo shoot!!!!!

*melts*

He better not be wearing layers either - Remember Rob - less is more!!! LOL

The pic of him with the hoodie up and the cigarette hanging out is just YUMMY!!! Look at the way those lips hold that cigarette.......hhhhmmmmmm!!!!!!!

awesome! a photo shoot of just him alone!!!
but good lord Rob! you're always with the ever present hoodie! how do you deal with this crazy heat??!!!

you'd think being HOT as he is he couldn't take any more

A photoshoot yay!....hope it's true........lots of nice new pics to drool over and absolutely no guilt about how much hassle he went through for them to be taken - where is the bad in that

he looks a little lost and confused! not sure what to do on a photoshoot without his main lady<3

There's the hotness himself!!

I have to say what is that in his mouth in that third pic???
Hmmmmm some people may say cigarette, but it looks a funny kind of cigarette to me, are you being naughty rob?? god i hope so, the words rob and naughty just ...well... yum!!

LMAO

Maybe it's a cookie!

LOL! Oh hell if only, can you imagine?

It will be pure bliss, all those crumbs stuck to his lips and falling down his perfection hhmm..... so cause a unicorn!!

LMAO

holy, canoli.
Let me get those crumbs for you master... I mean... Rob. :D

LMAO!!

Master, i wonder if robs a bit of a dom in private, well i'm going to imagine him as one now!!

I know, but once i start removing the crumbs i just know i'll have to start removing other things too, oh the possibilites lol

I can't even let my mind go there.... it's hard enough reading about EDWARD being a dom! If I heard Robert was!!! My application would be in the mail!!! For the love of!!!!

I've let my mind go there, it's extremely happy with itself now lol

If only, that would answer so many of my dreams, he's said in the past he finds it hard to get any, well i think he needs to be informed about the dom idea!!

*goes to start filling out an application*

LOL

LMAO, I concur!

omg thats the weirdest thing....i figured it out the SECOND i posted that question haha never mind sry! :-)

ive been thinking about this for days....its probably really obvious, but wat does the abbreviation in ur username stand for?

LMAO! I shouldn't even think about Rob being a dom, I would mail him a new application every single day!

You are disgusting!!!! ..........and I like it! LMAO!!!

LOL!! Thanks!! glad you like it :)

LMAO

We like him naughty :) *wink*

LOL

Yes we do ;)

Now if only i could stop thinking these things my days would become more productive, then again, no maybe not :D

Well.....i can't seem to stop my thoughts going that way now :)

I was thinking of him smoking that while lying in my bed nekkid.....and asking for a bag of F***ing cookies :) LOL

I'm a lost cause too lol

OMG thats a perfect thought right there!!! naked, smoking and a bag of f***ing cookies, i have to steal that one nic :D

LOL

LMAO

That's ok Kim :) I think there's a lot of that fantasy going around right now :)

Awwww Robs Anut had some sweet things to say about our Rob :-)


http://www.showbizspy.com/article/187230/robert...

Too cute... I love that she says he also has manners and charm....
Gosh Rob! And you wonder why everyone is so in love with you. sheesh. ;)

he is so freekin hot

My God.....looking forward to that shoot.......

Is it my imagination or has Rob's wardrobe suddenly gotten bigger over the last few weeks......

Who is looking after our beloved black jeans and t shirt these days?? I miss my all in black Rob :)

Good to see the hoodie is still going strong!!!!! Wonder what that would fetch on Ebay :)

LOL

Ahahaha!!! I know! I hardly recognized the man in the pic! I would have done a double take if it weren't for those raybans. Rob has very few pieces of clothing. He still wears a dark blue sweater from his Harry Potter days.

Wow. I sound like a freakin' stalker!!! lol

:x

Bee :)

somewhere recently on these posts we were shouting for you and asking you to go on a stalker mission for us LOL

*casts eyes around posts*

Nic:)))) You crack me up!!! xD I found it via your profile comments! :D

Nic have you noticed his new shoes??? I have only seen them in the pic from yesterday and now today, he's updating his wardrobe for some reason

He looks his best in black, i love those dirty jeans, hhmm yes i wonder who has them......

LOL

*embarrased shuffling of feet*

Um......i must confess....when i see Rob i never look at his feet....i start at the top and scan down.......and my eyes never seem to be able to go past his......um.....lower mid section

LOL

LOL!!

What things might they be nic???

Could it possibly be the VVVVVVVV, that V is like the yellow brick road, i so want to follow it

lmao :)

Well the V yes......*clears throat*.........and other eye drawing....um.....things.......

He does have very long fingers after all :) *wink*

AHHHH! Dying to comment....but i promised to be good!!!! It's killin' me!! LMAO!!!

*gives lapush a stern look*

There will be NO being good on the Rob posts!!! So come on...let your bad side loose :) lol

LMAO!

(shaking with addiction....)

Can't.....take.....much .....more captain!!!!!!!! She's about to BLOW!!!!

*puts on waterproof mack and protective goggles*

Do your worst :) LMAO

Yeah, I've too noticed that his wardrobe has gotten bigger lol.
I love seeing him in all these new clothes!

I also noticed him and KS have the same exact sunglasses... maybe Im a little late on that one though!

I'm not a sun galsses person so i didn't notice....

( i live in Scotland after all, and the only thing sun glasses would be good for is keeping the blinding rain out of my eyes lol)

But yes the boy seems to be expanding his wardrobe....or maybe he's just pinching clothes from the set :) That would be so Rob LOL

LOL!
Well I live in Miami so sunglasses are neccesary!

Hmm, maybe he is taking them from the set.. we might be getting a little preview of Mr. Cullen. I am going to be paying more attention to his wardrobe from now on! Hahaa.

I've noticed the big clothes too. We need some tight-fitting clothes Rob, better to see his gorgeous bod that way.

Dear god yes please :)

We all know now that he can carry a tight t shirt off :) We've seen the V and the abs :) LOL

Or he could just go around with no clothes on...in fact I think that would be much approved of. :)

I like a little left to the imagination........so i'm willing to settle form him walking around in boxers LOL

Ah, so true. I'll take him either way, anyway, anytime. :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH NMM.ORG!!!

I'm loving all these posts!
And heres me thinking today was gonna be a very slow one!

That guy is just so god damn SEXY!
And that pic with the ciggarette...
I hate smoking, but damn he even manages to make THAT look good LOL
oh i hope their is a photo shoot need some new professional pics for my collection.... and an interview wouldnt go a miss =]

I hope the rumor is true. I love the professional pics of Rob. Of course, he always looks great, but especially when the professionals take advantage of his sexy physique and get some great pics. can't wait

Ok so is Lainey saying that Rob and KS were at the same photo shoot? or just the same photographer? Im confused LOL and thats not hard.

She's just trying to stir the pot... she always does.

She just mentions these trivial things cos some twihards are obsessed with analysing every little thing about the couple. And it was definitly just the same styler...nothing else.

Bet this VF shoot will come out when the movie does...like KS Allure shoot from Santa Monica

Just the same person who dressed/styled Kirsten for the MTV awards...I believe.

I sure hope it's true! If it is and VF comes out, I will be the first to buy it in Estonia LOL.

it better be true cause i have decided to buy it already

OH MY GOSH ANOTHER ROB POST!!!! I feel so spoiled!!!!

Oh me 2!

Ooh, hope this story is true - more beautiful pics of the gorgeous Mr Pattinson to look forward too (which means new avatar possibilities, Rob fans!)

LOL, well it is quite difficult when it comes to avatars. If you choose a new pic then it's snatched up REALLY quick by like 5 other people. You've got to wait for the picture to die down. It's really quite a fine art!

It's dog eat dog when it comes to the avatars, you have to be quick and ruthless :D

p.s. kim, you're following the wrong me on disqus, you're following my old account ed that i created when i was banned, i miss him sometimes lol

Yeah I realized that later, LOL! But your old acct is still MY friend, banned or not!!

Yey, thanks kim, he was very good to me in my desperate hours, i think the real me avatar got jealous that you are following my old act and not him LOL

I can't get on chat kim, it is broken, woe is me lmao

I'm going to see if I can get an account later. Find a cool pic of rob maybe.

The best of luck Elizabeth, and if you steal mine I will kick your butt to timbuctu!!!

*rubs eyes*

Bean, is that really yooou?!! Welcome back, chick!! :)

I know! Crossing my fingers this turns out true!!!

Yeah, but i dont have an account so, I'm stuck with a boring avatar.

Rob is irresistible in his hoodie :D

I have to agree. I know people are sick of the hoodie but the poor guy needs to try and be somewhat inconspicuous.

God, I don't think i've EVER loved a freakin' hoodie and pair of shades more in my whole life. Pants...not black=nice bright white tee=hot different sneaks=even better long sleeved shirt/hoodie always rolled or pushed up at the sleeves=Robesque...

The Hoodie Horder is HOT!!!!!!!

The last picture at Laineygossip with him on the phone with a cig hanging out of his mouth!!!
*fanning self*
Soo damn hot!!! I don't like guys who smoke, but dang why does he make it so sexy!!! I think I need a cig now.

I know someone from NMM.org wrote that letter to Lainey. Too funny

agree! normally as soon as i see a guy whip out a cig & start to smoke, i totally get turned off & won't even bother approaching them...

but Rob, man he makes smoking look sexy!
why does he have to be such a sexy beast?

LMAO! Those letters to Lainey are almost embarassing... Passionate, clearly, but embarassing.... it just makes Twilight fans look raving mad... LOL...
I always get a kick out of her site - even when she's wrong.

Love Laineys site! and the fact that that she posts some of her hate mail. Its just so funny! twi-hards must forget that the site is called 'Laineys' as in it is HER site so she can write anything she wants. Considering she doesnt seem to love twilight too much (with the exception of KStews butt...anyone else noticed?) we're lucky she posts such good stuff! :D

They are embarrassing, but they are soooo funny. -We don't care about your house, your dog, your looser husband, or your friends. Just give us RP!-

I think she's hilarious, even though she doesn't like Twilight.

I tend to think she DOES like it (she's met him a few times) but just likes to get the Twi Fans all riled up. As the quote goes "me thinks the lady doth protest too much".... ya know what I'm sayin?

Exactly. I think she puts everything on her friend who likes him, but you know she wants a piece of Rob.
OH, she absolutely LOVES getting the twifans riled up.

How could she NOT want a piece of that!?
Crazy girl. She just can't embrace the love yet.... one day....

I know I don't think cigarettes are sexy either! EXCEPT when I see Rob with one! I still am hoping he will quit though...I want him to be around for a LONG time!

There's something about the way he holds the cig in his mouth and in his hands. He is that hot, he makes a nasty habit look freaking sexy!!! I want to be disgusted, but I can't!

Yeah I have that pic of him smoking a cig from GQ hanging up in my cubicle. Sexiest @)*(#UR) pic ever!

*sighs*
That pic made me want to smoke..............him.
*slaps hand* Bad jaypat, bad jaypat!

LOL!! Every time someone gets on my nerves at work I just shoot a glance at that pic and suddenly turn into a giggly, love sick girl!

SERIOUSLY! I never liked a guy who smoked...UNTIL Rob!

all i can say is **Drool**
i dont know i always thought smoking was very sexy
im weird that way (...and im a smoker )

Yes indeed! When isn't he irresistible?!

true, true! haha

I did it FINALLY :-)


by the way, Robs leading and beating Brad Pitt for the most handsome man in the world. Also Vanity Fair.

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/home/...

How could you doubt Rob and his sexiness? Of course he's beating Brad Pitt. He has nothing on our Rob.

YES!!!! GO ROB!!! everyone knows you are going to win, since you are the hottest thing since. well, since nothing since you are the hottest thing EVER!!! god i luv ya!!! and brad shmad.... rob wins at life! i really hope rob does another photo shoot; i have a couple more inches of my wall left to fill up with rob <3

Go ROB!!!

ya go rob ...wait i think this is the time for the twilight cheerleader to come out and do a cheer lol.......GOOOOOOO ROB :D lol ......havent done that in a while WOO HOO :D

There's a New Handsome Man in Town and he goes by the name Pattinson..... Robert Pattinson...

Any questions???

Oh and Mr. Brad Pitt.. Don't let the door hit you on the way OUT!!!!

ahaha.. gotta love it

Maybe that's why he's doing the cover shoot! Another thing I cannot wait for....I am getting sooo impatient lately................

Congrats, you! :)))))

congrats! Lucky girl u. :)

TBH I dont no why they even bothered with a poll, like they didnt no who would win, they may as well have just handed him the award when they came up with the idea! lol

None of the other contenders even come close to his perfection...
In fact i cant think of ANYONE that comes anywhere near his goddliness =]

But of course he is!

tsk tsk, Brad... it's never handsome to cheat on someone like Jennifer Anston... especially for some ho bag like Angelina..... psha!

couldnt agree more!

i also think its time for brad pitt to let other men (ROB) win the title!

**blond speak** brad is SO like 5 minutes ago

*flips hair*

Like, TOTALLY!

ROFL

Im really not liking his little moustache thingy....angelina should shave it off as he sleeps!

lol That's what I'd do if I were her.

Amen flplmtree95! Team Aniston all the way!

YEAH!

Hah! I so agree with you, but I won't comment to much on the brad/angie thing. Gotta comment on how hot Rob is amazing and he will definitely win most handsome man!

*slaps forehead*

Thanks for reminding me to stay in line cjean!

FOCUS!

Rob! You deserve it dude! Embrase your SEXINESS!!! Then meet me at my house later!

Gah if he does that, we all are going to be his willing slaves, cause the only the other god of hotness Mr Johnny Depp, I kept saying if these two embrace their hotness, they will take over the world, I mean who will say no, to these Gods of Hotness?

There'd be no stopping the spontaneous combustions that would happen all over the world! ;) LOL

ahahaa..u silly @fllplmtree95....ofcourse he should and will win...sexy azz robb.....i don't think brad is all that; never did....i am a fan of angie though..so u know where i am going with this.. :( sorry...lol...but i want to focus on the sexiness that is rob...lol

Your welcome, and call me when you're finished with Rob...if ever. :)

Lord, I hope Angelina doesn't try to get her claws into Rob now!

GOd Please no!!! I am so hoping I get a role in Eclipse!!! I'd be able to meet the TwiGuys. I'd most definitely post on here if I did...but I'm not sure if I will.....

cool you're auditioning?

Yep!

Good luck!!

Thank You! I hope the good lucks will do just that... gimme good luck.

thats what its for :)

:) I'm not the luckiest person usually, so I hope I am Just this ONCE!

Is there a specific part your trying out for? Or just as an extra?

LMAO

I think that has crosses EVERYONE's mind :) Probably even Brads :)

Time to trade in Angie :) lol

trade UP for ROB!

*totally doing the hand signal --> UPGRADE!*

lol

jk, i don't want angie touching him. she's got brad

TOTAL UPGRADE LMAO

Oh, you know Brad is worried, and he should be. I bet she was checking RP out in Cannes thinking "I bet he'd make a beautiful baby"

I bet babies didn't even cross her mind at that point....

Apart form maybe "Brad is SO babysitting while i nail that!!!!!" lol

Or maybe i'm just bad :) lol

OMFG! You're frickin hilarious!!!

ROFLMAO while squirting water everywhere!! Jeeze, thanks, Nicky. :p lol

*reminding self never to drink while reading nmm*

LOL

I made that a rule after that photoshop post...i keep my drinks well away :) lol

LMFAO!!!

does anyone know when that vanity fair poll ends?

okay

1st?

YAY 30 year old!
Congrats woman!
*doin the happy dance for 30 year old*

Ahhhh you are all very special to me! without you I would have noone to enjoy my Rob with to obsess with over and over and over.....

YAY! I'm special to someone!

woooooohoooooo congrats!! :D

Well Thank You Thank You! I feel so special now. :-) being 1st is a newmoon.org honor.

ive been first once its fun!! haha lol congratulations on your win... of being first haha

DOes that make me extra special??? I've done it 3 times.

Congrats :) LOL

*pins medal to 30's chest*

You are!