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Robert Pattinson With Other Celebrity Hairstyles

by Will on June 25, 2009 · Comments

in Robert Pattinson

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Is New Moon star Robert Pattinson’s sexiness all in his hair? That’s the question SpoiledPretty asks as they replace his hair with other celebrity hair–including the ‘dos shown above from Zac Efron, Spencer Pratt and Kristen Stewart.

Check out the rest of the looks at SpoiledPretty.

[thanks, Rachael!]

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  • tru_twifan
    EWWW! Who would do that to beautiful Rob. This is wrong.. this is very very wrong.
  • nunya
    Well, that middle hairstyle isn't very fair. Not even spencer pratt is attractive with that hair. I actually kinda like the other two
  • sllean23525
    These hairstyles make him look like he's in his 40s or 50s. Does nothing for him.
  • constantnorthernstar
    Ahh... Thoughts of Rob headbanging in kristens hair..OH YEAH! LOL
  • Awienert
    HAHAHAHA

    HE LOOKS LIKE HURCULES WITH KRISTENS LONG HAIR

    OMG!
  • EmmetTHEteddybear
    bahahahhahaha. hilarious.


    why would someone put kristen's hair on rob?
    reminds of the indian guy from " last of mohicans"

    but a lot younger. lmao
  • NessieandJacobforever
    Why? Why? Why?
    *hears scary music in the background*
    What has this world come to???
    These pictures scare me. . .
    lol.
  • TheHoneyBear
    This is what we discuss when the King of Pop has passed away?

    Unbelievable.
    This is soooooo pathetic. Debating over which hairstyle suits Robert if he never had his current moneymakin' hair?

    Wow.
  • nov_meyer
    i think robert have his style n he doesn't copy other actor style
  • Ugh! They look really bad! They're trying to prove that he doesn't look good with any other hairstyle. The Kristen hair makes him look like a freaky pervert/stalker.
  • ashelby19
    spencer pratt should not be considered a celebrity.
  • 30yearoldtwifan
    What... is....this?

    OMG POOR ROBERT! LMAO who would do such a thing to you? lol
  • its not just his hair.. its the whole thing.
    If you take away one aspect.. even his gorgeous hands... then he wont be the same.
    So his hair is just the icing on the cake
  • EmmetTHEteddybear
    yum, icing!
    lick it all off.
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    noooo, my eyes are burning. Why torture our poor eyes with such cruel pictures. you cant do that to rob.

    i cant look, its just too painful. that spencer pratt hair is just the WORST
  • AECullen♥
    i think he looks pretty stunning in the Kristen Stewart hair if you ask me..LOL! jk. he looks AMAZING in the Robert Pattinson hair...oh wait that wasnt a choice...well maybe...just maybe...they shouldnt CORRUPT his looks with other peoples hair!!!
  • cutesweetiezzz
    EWWWWWWWW

    Someone make it stop already!
  • Isabelle Woodbridge
    Sadly, out of those three
    kristen stewarts looks best.
  • luvtwilight
    wow... out of the three really bad hair do's, Kristen's do looks the best..LMAO
  • Twilightlover
    LOL that is soo true....eww spencer and Zac...never! Kristens look makes him look manly!
  • Tes
    Ok, I don't comment much on this stuff, but this calls for one. Uggh! Why would someone replace his GORGEOUS, most PERFECT hair on earth with other celeb's hair. He looks ridiculous now! U ruined his PERFECTION!!
  • Omigosh! Just so wrong in so many ways! They should've chucked a Jackson mohawk on him while they were at it! LOL
  • neev
    LOL mmmm ok that's just weird.
  • Team banana <3 June
    damn i dont care shave his hair all off and he will still be the sexiest man on earth
    :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  • AlohaSD "Robso-Freakin-Lutely"
    Okay, I'm sitting in a serious meeting with our financial consultant and my BOSS, sneaking peaks at my monitor.

    I lost it when this post came up. F*ckin trying not to bust up. Trying to keep a straight face. "Ah yes, the net cost ratio when divided by the income percentage factor..........**Rob in Pratt hair**............. bobbity bibbity boo!"

    I got some mean stares........ :D

    Sheez
  • CullenGirl76
    So. Not. Right.

    WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIS PERFECTNESS?!
  • Katie87
    weirdly enough he looks like he's 40 yrs old in every pic!
  • stephie_bear
    it's not just the hair for me. i love his face. and everything else...

    anyway, the first one doesn't look too bad on him.
  • Kimoppi
    For some really ugly reason I don't think the Effron hair is all that bad. It's not a good look for him either, but I guess to me it's the least awful.
  • VampDanc3r101
    He actually looks best in Kristen's hair out of any of them.. lol.
  • teeeeeamEDWARD
    i think its because they cut off half his head for other ones but with krsitens hair theres no piece of his forehead missing
    if you getv me??
  • He could have any hairstyle and I would still love him, its the face, the smile, the eyes, the accent and everything else. The messy hair is just a bonus.

    Check out pics from the set whilst filming a new kissing scene and a video from ydays filming at the fairground by going to www.twitter.com/rpattzpoint
  • I like his own hair. The ones here make him look ugly. They don't work at all.
  • twilightobsessor
    it is his gorgeous face and his eyes... it isn't the hair. its just a plus with his face
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    he's a hot version of kristen lool. but yeah he can pull of anything. cause it's our rob.

    ps ; i love his messy hair styl the best anyways. :))))
  • Twittered
    those hair styles are not Rob at all, the first one makes him look preppy, second one makes him look gay the third he could pull of but really why would you want to mess with his fingers through the hair nervouse habit. Lets keep him the way he is, why mess with perffection?
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Exactly! His hair looks great as is, right now. These pictures don't do a thing for him.
  • couldent agree more.
  • twilightfanatic
    One word for all these pics:
    AWFUL
    He looks better with his OWN hair!!
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Yes, he does. Seems kind of silly; do you notice there are no good hair styles here, only dumb ones?
  • twilightfanatic
    I know they are all really stupid!
  • _teambellatrix_
    O___o wtft? someone has way too much time on their hands,it is all kinds of wrong
  • Loik13
    I have to admit, zac efron has lovely hair. It looks gorgeous!
  • He has an uniqe style our robert, hope he keep it. So hot
  • IloveyouEdward
    he coooooould pull of any style its rPATZ comon
    it would just LOOOK BETTER WITH HIS OWWWWWWN HAIR !
    not photoshopped lmao ;p
  • Perla_PR
    OMG...what the hell is that???...he looks gay in the 3 pics. He is perfect with his own hair.
  • MaxineA
    Of course any hair do he has will look great but these are just very badly photo shopped onto him. With any one of them he probably won't look to bad. But the fact is his messy hair do is part of his appeal. Zac Efron? Too good boy for Rob.
  • EstonianVampire
    LMAO
    The hairstyles on him are just... ew.
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    My fave is the Efron/Chace Crawfored inspired do. BUT ROB looks hot in ANYTHING!!!!
  • What Obsession?
    Those are the funniest pics ever! Except for Spencer's hair do, that's just wrong! UGH!
  • EdwardCullenLuvR
    Eww! THIS IS GROSS! PELASE STOP MESSING WITH HIS HAIR! I'm losing my eyes!
  • andreav
    HAHAHAHA! i love his messy hair!
  • Can´t se him neither of the hair styles.He has such beautful hair that he dosen´t have to change. I think if there is one rob in every town, so many girls would be happy. At least me. I´m in sweden and i probebly just gonna se him on pitcures and movie. Poor me.
  • PracticallyAliceCullen
    K, that is just demeaning. This is right out WRONG. Make it stop!
  • ♥Krisbert76♥
    They KISSED again! NOT AGAIN!? LOL ..
    http://twilightindo.ning.com/profiles/blogs/rem...

    ROB & emilie ...
  • rpattzgirl
    Here's a few more photos of the "date"

    http://www.popsugar.com/3373034?page=0,0,11
  • twilightfanatic
    Rob doesn't look too happy in these ones.
  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HOLY MOLY THAT IS HILARIOUS!!
  • Sparkles
    EWW! Why would they put the disgusting Specers hair on the beautiful Rob. No I dont like it, Robs hair is just too sexy for anyone elses hair but Robs.
  • My
    LOL :)) he looks really bad with hairstyle by Zac =.=
  • Casey(TheWise)
    Blimey!
  • combat
    Rob in Kristens hairdo looks like a brunette Fabio! LMAO
  • kerbear585
    wow i never thought that his hairstyle made him even hotter...but it does! although i would take him any way i could get him!!!
  • Geneva
    I have to say he looks good in all those hairstyles. Except Spencer Pratt - that's just WRONG. :DDD And maybe Trump's. But everything else looks fine. It's not the hair that makes him look gorgeous, it's mostly the face. Ahhh... the face... :)
  • Lisa
    eww..the left one actually isnt THAT bad but its still pretty.. not good LOL. his normal hair is best of course!
  • JoUK
    Thats just STRANGE!
    Someone seriously had too much time on their hands...
    but why mess with Rob's hair Im sure there are other more worthy celebs in need of a hair makeover!
  • kim
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. wtf happened to rob? zac efron's hair = fail.
  • Edwardluverr
    LOL I dunno what 2 say. Hmm yeah it is weird that he looks good in Kristen's hair but when it comes to the rest, Idk LOL
  • nicknickcole13
    he looks like a brunette Fabio!

    lmao...
  • TE101(9/11_A_Day_Of_Infamy)
    Can't......Stop......LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Hahahahahahahahaha thats so baaaaad!!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    Oh please...someone, anyone..post these pics from the filming, these are NEW.
    http://bauergriffinonline.com/2009/06/kissing-r...

    Don't let this be the last post of the day hahaha.
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    These are really good. They look so cute. They look like they will be a good couple in this movie. Can't wait for the finished product!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    she has the amazing panda. AGAIN ! *give it to me. and Rob. lol*
  • rpattzgirl
    I know-I posted this link as well on the last thread-but no one has updated yet. The photos are beautiful-his poor little swollen face....
    See, when he's filming, clothes are different and he's shaved. He saves his scruffy look for rehearsals!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    My left eye is twitching every time I come here because of that hair blasphemy hahah.

    I know, they really are beuatiful. I was really surprised they managed to catch them when they were acutally filming.
    Haha yeah, he shaved for a date :), and I love his clothes there. But I like that he has a little scruff, at least he had in some scenes from before...like fight scene and the one when he's just walking down the street. It looks good on him. :D
  • rpattzgirl
    I do too. And honestly, I don't care what he wears, hat or no hat, shaved or not-he's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen....
    I'm blinded by him, he can just do no wrong!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    No he can't, I don't mind it too, scruff, no scruff, I like it all....look there's more:
    http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...

    and these ones are even better. I'm seriously gonna die untill this move is finished. They are killing me lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    You changed your avatar! Very nice! *winks*
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    haha yup I did, but Bella's gonna come back sooner or later... xD
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    All these pictures...there must have been so many paps there for the filming==do they twitter the filming locations or what? They did get some great pictures, though.

    I really think they make a cute couple for this movie. Their chemistry is evident, even in still pictures.
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    I have no idea. I was reading twitters from fans but they don't tell the locations, which is cool. And they also twittered that the crowd is much more civilised and respectful to the crew. I guess they learned their lesson.
    The paps I guess have their ways. I agree those pics are really beautiful, I think even more so because they are taken without flash.

    I think so too, they really choose well. Emilie is lovely. I was sceptical at first but now I really see that they really look good. It will be even better in the movie for sure :)
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    I do think they look good together in the movie and I think that it's important they bond a little to be able to make their chemistry work. They need to be comfortable with each other.

    That doesn't mean they have to have a romantic relationship off-screen. I think the fans have to chill out. Rob and Kristen have several movies to work on, besides having the time on the two they've just done. Their bonding is secure, they are friends-at the least.
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    Yeah, of course. They have to get along if they're going to look good in the movie.
    This movie is going to be really good, the story is just so beautiful.

    Haha yeah, a lot of people can't see a clear difference when they're shooting a scene, and the sad part is that you can't reason with them. I guess they see Rob and Kristen as Bella and Edward...I mean they see their connection the same way. And bashing another actress just because she is kissing Rob in the movie is crazy to be honest. Of course, what ever Kristen's and Rob's relationship may be they seem to work good together, they're respecting each other and they are stabile personalities...in the end they are friends at the least as you said. People should give them both some credit.
  • This is so funny!!!
    The best one is definetely Kristen.... Anyways, obviously each of these guys have different faces and styles and Rob definetely got the best... His natural look.
  • daniel_cullen
    woo.. The long hair doesn't look too bad on Rob.. Love his hair now; but maybe later... hmmm.. I could get use to that as well!
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Long hair doesn't look too bad on him--maybe for Unbound Captives?
  • Kelle
    So I think he looks best in Kristen's hair....he reminds me of that one guy who is on all of the romance novel covers and he used to do the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials.... I might be the only one who remembers those commercials lol
  • You mean Fabio... LMAO!
    I see the resemblance. :)
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    lol. Ew, Fabio. But yeah, the longer hair suits him the best. Though it still doesn't look very good. The middle one.. Pratt whatever.. looks TERRIBLE.
  • ilovealphas(SST)
    Yeah...I'm definately not a huge in love with Rob person...but it's definately the hair. He looks insane with these. I also didn't really like it when he cut his hair. The Edward hair is definately the best. :]
  • vanessa_thp
    hmm..maybe he looks ridiculous with all these other hairstyles because they're photoshopped horribly on him
    it doesn't look natural at all
  • oh no! while I don't think Rob's looks are in his hair- these pics are absolutely awful! Is that first one supposed to be Zac Efron hair???

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Whoever made these must think they are really funny. Took the worst hairstyles for him and tried to "ugly" him up!

    I'm sure there are lots of different hair styles that would look good on him, just not these especially.
  • Yeah, Efron's hair so last year!

    Yuck!

    Lol
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    OMG! Hahahahaha! I'll have nightmares, oh man that's terrible..it looks like they chopped the sides of his head, it looks slimmer and weird.
  • locheneilien
    Please post something new soon, It hurts my eyes too much to see this everytime I hit refresh. Rob is too gorgeous, nice, sexy, etc etc etc. to be defamed in this way.
  • RobPattinsonIsTheSex
    I think rob looks great no matter what!!!!
  • NOOO!! *covers eyes up* *stares at hot Rob poster for 30 seconds*
    Don't you do this ever again whoever the hell you are!
    humfff *presses back button*
  • vanessa_thp
    the title of the article is just stupid
    "is his hotness in his hair?"
    uhh....no!!!
    its the whole package
    hair PLUS face
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Face plus face, hair, body, long fingers, big feet, etc..........

    Whole package!
  • twilightfanatic
    So true!!
  • lizzie_newmoon
    the zac effron one looks alright but all of the others just look stupid
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Even Zac Efron doesn't look good with that hair!
  • Edwardlover89
    I prefer his own hair, thank you very much!
  • i second that!
  • locheneilien
    Please lose the Spencer Pratt pix, doesn't fit his face at all, could be Fabio and on the cover of romance novels with Kristen's. Bare chested manly man, protecting damsel in distress from evildoers.
  • ROTF!

    Hey! They forgot frizzy blonde hair!

    LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    WHAT THE HALE is THAT!?!?
    Oh Sweet mother of Edward... make IT stop... make it STOP!!!!
    Ok, Rob is too much of a sexy man and any hairdo would do him just fine... but THIS... this BARBIE BOY's hair on my Greek God is just... just plain wrong!!! Nooooooooooo!!!
  • AlexaET
    Hahahahahahahaha......... your are totally right! I don't like any of the "looks" but you know what? For this new movie he is filming I would have liked a different look! Not as ridiculous as the ones in those pics.... but somehting different....I see the pics and video they take in the set and is like you are looking Edward Cullen in casual clothing .... but the hair is the same.... except when he wears that hat..... and sometimes with bruises hahahaha...
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    I think this hair looks good for this character. He already doesn't look or act like Edward. This character is not "perfect" like Edward, he has some flaws.

    Anyway, I'm glad he didn't change his hair much for this movie as he will be back as Edward working on Eclipse in just over a month. Don't want him to have to wear a wig, too!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Lol... that's true... but I dont think he looks that much like Edward Cullen in Remember Me... Edward's hair was much more special and a tad bit different than Tyler's (Rob's character in RM)! Still.. he's HOT no matter what... well, screw the Barbie Boy's hair... perfection =)
  • BASHY CULLEN
    this is downright CRUEL
  • Po
    With Kristen haire"s is so cute ^^
  • IndiesR
    That is not funny!!!
  • AlexaET
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Ru kidding me? It sucks! Who did this to him? The looks go from bad to worse!!! But still really funny tough!

    Maybe watching at this pictures I can't control my fixation a little bit better hahahahaha......
  • StupidPattinson
    I know, right!!
    He looks awful XD
  • RobRocks
    Hello....I was just wondering Y your Name is stupid pattinson? because if you are calling My man stupid its on sista....seriously....get you helmet because this will get ugly...
  • StupidPattinson
    RobRocks,

    I'm sorry but I really hate the guy! Sorry for any offence taken!!



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  • RobRocks
    OMG woman what world are you living in? How can You hate that body but most of all that face? O WELL your lost, my gain.....YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE less scank I have to beat down....LMAO
  • LOL careful RR your BFF is a mod now I have to power to banish you muwhahahaha!!!
  • RobRocks
    GO Muwhahahaha yourself woman....Dont you know not to mess with RR when she is on the SCANK hunt??? Suicide I tell ya SUICIDE....... BACK OFF LMAO
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    ROFLMAO!!!!
  • AlexaET
    What is all this fighting about ladies?
  • RobRocks
    Ummm Idk...CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! I fight for no reason but I had a good one this time....what was it???!!! O YEA....The scank above has a name of Stupidpattinson and I just wanted to know the reasons behind calling my man stupid...thats all. LMAO
  • AlexaET
    Hahahahaha ok ok .... but don't get mad, the less girls that love Rob the more part of him we get to ourselves don't you think? hahahahahaha
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    While that is true, us Rob fans don't appreciate someone calling our man stupid!!!! We get crazy around here defending our man...LOL
  • *gets the decks out and spins all time fave track and starts dancing*

    *SNAP - I GOT THE POWER!!!*
  • Sparks
    *Takes TSH's record off & replaces it with Sparks all time fav track & starts dancing*

    SNAP - Rhythm is a dancer!!

    Lol
  • RobRocks
    LMAO....The power has gone straight to ur brain SCANK.........Go get an injection from the good old Doc and leave RR and her prey in peace...LMAO
  • ohhh the injection.....

    damn gotta wait till i get off the train!!
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    ROFLMAO!!! It's on like donkey kong!!! LOL!!!
  • RobRocks
    LMAO..Im gonna Donkey Kong her A**......Stupidpattinson??!!!! WTF...
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    I know what the heck is up with the SN? It's so uncalled for!!! He def isn't stupid!!!
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Somebody put up a link for this morning in the comments. It's STILL scary.lol
  • Danielle
    The only hair that fits him in these is Kristen's hair...it goes with his eyebrows! He almost reminds me of Tarzan! Bahahahaha!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    His hair is only one of the many reasons why we love him, plus I think he totally rocks the Kristen hair! lol

    But how could anyone choose to use *tries not to vomit* Efron and Pratts hair, I've never been so disgusted!! I can't even look at these pictures anymore, it's sooo wrong to taint his perfect face like that!
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    ahaha, agreeeed! it's all about rob's hair, nothing can replace it. and how would rob run those silky, gorgeous hands in zac's hair!?, seriously, it would never work.


    and only the hair on robs head goes with that perfect face, i don't understand how in god's name spencer pratt's hair ended up on his head. it just made me hate spencer even more:P
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    I know I absolutely love his hair!!!! I don't even understand why they are bringing efron and pratts hair into this? LOL!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    They are bringing Efron in this cuz you girls know you luuuurrrrrvvvvveeee him!!!

    LOL
  • Meadow Girl
    Easy there IH2....no room for Efron with the Popsicles
  • LOL

    you just made me chuckle on the train!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Why thanks TSH!

    LOL I try my best here!
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    Who luvs efron? Not me!!! LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!

    I was kidding LEC - but his hair is best!

    *pinching nose for the sweet stench & hugging*
  • JCullen81 (a while)
    "She's a witch, BURN HER!"..... oh sorry, flash back of previous posts....
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    Ummm no his hair is not best!!!! Robs hair is best!!! These don't even compare!!! LOL!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    OMG WOMAN!! I said HIS as in ROB's!!!!

    Gawd gimme some credit!!!

    LOL
  • JCullen81 (a while)
    Ooops. I thought you meant Efron's hair too... my bad
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    Ok IH2!!! I'll give you a lil credit...LOL!!! Not much though!!! LOL
  • that was a low blow, IH2!!! LMAO
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL Sorry - I am not in my office today - a sick day.

    And what do ya know?? This wolf girl is spunkiest when sick!!!

    LOL!
  • sick day?

    we all know you just wanted to catch up on NMM, LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *checks to see if web cam is on*

    *checks to see if RIMR is peeping in from the window*

    *paranoid look*

    H-h-how did you know???

    LMAO!
  • *evil laughter*

    you should know by now IH2, your Twi-buddies are E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!!

    LMAO
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Ew, It's disgusting that they even typed those names next to his. lol
  • MandiCullen
    I'll take him with any haircut! he's hot no matter what!
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    yipes, that is scary! but uhm seriously, you can rock Kristen's hair!

    but hey, Rob? your sex hair is great just as it is.please don't even think about lower your hair stds by having your hair like efron.

    *shudders* @ the thought. EWWWWWWWWW
  • rather than SpoiledPretty giving Rob all these weird hairstyles.. can't they just make a slideshow of all his actual hairstyles? I'd much rather look at those.

    Slide 1- Rob with sex hair
    Slide 2- Rob with Cedric Diggory hair
    Slide 3- Rob with short hair after Twilight
    .....
    Slide 456 - Rob with 'just ran his hand through his hair' hair

    LMAO
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    There are quite a few pictures of good pictures of Rob in the new "Sexy Stars of Twilight" magazine including a page of Rob with different hairstyles from 2005-2009.

    Not to push the magazine or anything but it does have some nice pictures and the posters are pretty nice, too.
  • there is a "Sexy Stars of Twilight" magazine? Sweet mother of pearl- I had no idea!!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMFAO!!!!

    At least you've got some sense in you woman. LOVE IT!
  • lol!

    what do you mean? I <3 RP.. isn't that all the sense I need?

    *big cheesy grin*
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    oh yes! i totally agree

    i wish youtube would have the option to send in requests...you KNOW someone must have thought about doing this before. I mean, all those vids of just his mesmerizing stares, or finger-porn, etc...

    let's petition one to get it up...
    i'd do it myself but i'm technically challenged when it comes to yt vids. i only know how to search and watch...lol
  • I'll throw that idea out on twitter. someone's got to be good at this technological mumbo jumbo!

    until then, I will just have to daydream about all of Rob's different hairstyles..

    *swoons*
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    MY EYES...MY EYES!!!!

    Make it GO AWAY!!!!

    AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Why ruin what is already PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • RealMenGlitter
    LMAO

    *hands LTCB scissors*

    I believe we have a job to do. We have to get that Efron and Pratt hair off our man! oh god could it get any worse! Yes it could... Next Pratts creepy facial hair is gunna start appearing...AHHHH!! we gotta make it stop im blinded!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    LMAO!!!

    (taking scissors)

    We must hurry.. Oh god... nasty Pratts facial hair makes

    me wanna vomit.... Blah!!!!

    cutting Efron's hair...What's all this girly hair product on it..

    Gross!!!

    Oh Look!... Mickey Mouse ears under here...

    lol!!
  • RealMenGlitter
    *hands vomit bucket to LTCB*

    Ive got the razor ready just in case some hairs start popping up

    LMAO oh yes the hidden mickey mouse ears...now get those off of Pattinson!

    Hurry hurry we must get pattinson sex hair back on before someone tries to steal it and put it on pratt or efron!

    *imagines pattinson's hair with efrons girly hair product in it*

    *reaches back for the vomit bucket*
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    When you shave Pratt, can you please make sure the razor is dull and rusty? Thanks! : )
  • RealMenGlitter
    well of course! though i dont know if even a dull razor blade is gunna be able to slice through all that plastic
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Just push REALLY hard, K? Let me know how it all turns out!
  • RealMenGlitter
    haha will do! well if you see on the news that some crazy chik snuck into pratts house and butchered his face beyond repair youll know i was successful

    dont tell anyone tho! id much rather go to jail for succeeding in some of my pattinson fantasies than this!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I know NOTHING.................
  • Jennie
    can someone make it stop !!! arrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    NO! JUST DONT!!

    F whoever had this gross idea!! F you all!
  • AlexRobAddict
    He is already perfect, why change anything?
    And that's right: Robert + Efron's hair is like misunderstanding lol :P
  • ChelseaCullen
    this is just so wrong.
  • LovesJasper
    ACK! Icky! although........Kristen's hair doesn't look too bad on him. Kinda reminds me of when Brad Pitt had long hair. YUM!
  • KrisFan
    I laughed so hard that I peed in my pant. Sorry guys but this is ugly :))
  • JaspersGirl
    Omg! thats hilarious! the spencer pratt one looks ridiculous!!!! kristens hair kinda suits him... weird... lol
  • Steph
    haha im loving him with KStew's hair.. the others just look strange!! ITs true though.. Robs hair is amazingly gorgeous!
  • CBella
    Horrible, LMAO... but kinda cute in KS's hair! hahaha
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    EWE. to. every. f*cking. one of those!!!!

    Get Spencer Pratt's hair off of him... RIGHT. NOW!
  • My thoughts exactly!!!!

    *** SHUDDERS ***
  • ImNotScaredOfYou
    That is just cruel. I mean maybe if they put on Brad Pitt's hair then it would at least look OK.
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    LMAO!!

    Spencer: Hale yeah my hair looks good on him! *combs hair*

    *gags*
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    spencer probably thinks he's the hottest man now. :P
  • LMAO

    AWWW ROB ROCKS!!

    HE LOOKS WAYYYYY BETTER THAN EFRON's OWN HAIR

    BUT THEN AGAIN ROB'S HAIR IS UNIQUE NO1 CAN TOP HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR

    THAT CRAZY / WILD HAIR OF HIS - nope no1 can make it look as sexy as he does!
  • i believe we call that crazy/wild hair of his 'sex hair' LMAO
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    I wonder if he does this on purpose? Does he know that running his hands thru his hair drives us wild with thoughts of him in bed?
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Of course he does :) lol

    Naughty boy :) He knows what he's doing when he chews coffee stirrers too :)
  • Breesmom~team Bel-Ami Rob
    Oh, my!

    Well, it works!

    (I must now go take a shower, dry off, cool down)
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Ok....but the shower doesn't work :) I've tried that LOL
  • so for the first time in my NMM history i'm trying to be nice with my comments! and NOT get edited!!

    and here you are messing with my head! i know we call that sex hair, as a matter of fact we all want to grab that hair and pull it while making some hot sexy umm yeah...

    see where this is going?! you got my head fill with naughty things! shame on you! how dare you? lol

    Dear Mod, i tried to play nice with my comments... blame RIMR !!! she's trying to get me in trouble!
  • there's no way to NOT get edited.. our minds are way too dirty- someone has to filter this... LMAO

    how can i have clean, happy thoughts when your avatar is of shirtless Rob?? I blame you for making my mind wander in the first place!!
  • YUP you got that right!!!!!!!!!!
    hahaha he can pull the hair way better than barbie boy...
    the face is sexy..the hair is sexy..EVERYTHING is SEXYYY
  • TeamTwilightSaga
    lmoa...that hairstyles are just so funny.....rob stick to your wonderful hair!!!
  • Josie
    he looks good as a girl
  • KrisFan
    I laughed so hard that I peed in my pant, but sorry guys this is so ugly :)))
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    lmao i think i like him with kristens hair the best
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    ROTF :)

    I just snorted Sprite down my nostrils....and it's a very very painfull thing to do....so never try it :)

    Okay some of his sexiness is in his hair....after looking at these abominations :) lol

    But no....nice try jealous guys who thought this up.......He's SEXY all over :) LOL

    Eyes, fingers, jaw, V, Abs, arms, lips, legs, @ss......etc etc :)
  • Jaypat
    *hands Nic a napkin*
    You missed a little sprite there sweetie.

    Exactly!! Some jealous man had to do this.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *swoon*

    Sorry....i'm having trouble typing when i look at your Avatar LOL
  • Jaypat
    You should see my wallpaper...It's a huge picture of it. Whoever photoshop/manip it did an awesome job.

    BTW...WTF Team Foxinson? He will not be with that porn face!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO

    Everyone hates Meg...so i'm gonna take her side :) LOL

    I just changed my name to get people going LOL

    About to change back 5....4..3....2....1 :) lol
  • JCullen81 (a while)
    I don't hate Meg..... I dont neccesarily like her but I do like her better then Emelie!!!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Well hell.....you've just been more supportive than almost anyone else LMAO

    *high five*
  • JCullen81 (a while)
    LMAO... well, what can I say, I am sucker for the underdog
  • snorting Sprite down your nostrils is good preparation for when you snort coffee granules, LOL

    I'd rather picture Rob bald then with any of these hairs.. must not lose focus of that beautiful face.. and that jaw porn!!
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    carp! you cant just list those things!!

    So MANY images in my head...and right before work!!

    LOL
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO :)

    Girl you can't even type now, you're so flustered :)

    Carp?? as in the fish LMAO
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    omg! LMAO! it was supposed to be "CRAP"

    yes, i get totally flustered with Rob images, can ya blame me?!?!

    LOL
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Nic! OMG!

    I just saw your name....

    Nooooooooo!

    lol!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LOL

    Just wanted to see if i'd get any haters LMA
  • Wandy
    LOL the last one with the long hair! Doesn't he look like Brendan Fraiser in George of the Jungle!?!? LOL Monkeyman!
  • lol he just needs his spidermonkey
  • Jackie
    Yes he does!!! I thought the same exact thing! Hahahaha

    Rob is sexy no matter what, but his hair just makes him that much more appealing. No one is a match for Rob's sex hair. <3 lol
  • StupidPattinson
    I'm sorry [Rob fans] but he looks awful anyway... now he's just weird :P
  • JCullen81 (a while)
    Umm... no.... but you're entitled to your opinion..... please don't bash Rob though, that is just not cool, especially on this site.
  • StupidPattinson
    Oh, ok, sorry!! I know I am titled to an opinion, but sorry and stuff....




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  • LovinEdwardCullen
    OMG!!! He does not look awful!!! He is absolutely sexy!!!! I don't know who the hell you are looking at saying he looks awful but it sure isn't Rob!!! I think someone needs to get some glasses or some contacts or laser eyes surgery to fix you eye sight!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
  • StupidPattinson
    XD I'm sorry hun, but, he does look awful.... [sorry, hun, but it's true]!! Oh, my, I'll soon be murdered by all Pattinson fans *eep!



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  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Looks like you and I need to join against the forces of evil on several fronts today. You with me?
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    Hells yeah!!! LOL!!!
  • Sparks
    How dare they put efron hair on Pattz!!! Thats sacrilege!!
  • sarah_of_the_volturi
    hes still sexy even if he doesnt have any hair at all
  • jenny_cullen
    who's is the middle?
  • Nina
    hahaha! NO no no no no! I`ll keep Rob as he is!!
  • RobsGirl
    HAHA! Too funny!
  • Pumpkin
    Lol...He totally suits Kristen's hair!
  • jenny_cullen
    i like the 1st and last there da best
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    OMG!!! Rob looks best with Zac's hair style!!

    I say this even though I am gagging!

    PS Vamp Girls that is just my opinion and I am not being mean at all!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Howlie!?!
    *prepares to pounce on her dorky friend*
    How dare you *snarls* say that the Barbie Boy's hair looks best??
    Ewww *shudders* That's blasphemy... NEVER... EVER *echoes*
    Lol... no... just... NO Howlie... not nice!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    uh-uh...

    *looks around to see 4tw engaged in sensible convo for once*

    That means I am alone!

    *points to somewhere over Ceci's shoulder*

    LOOK!!! IT IS MEGAN FOX!!! GO GET HER GIRL!!!!

    *running away in other direction*
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    That's what we thought. lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL yes you thought right!
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Okay we're cool. :)

    *Goes to eat a "Cherry Bomb" cookie*
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO!!!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *runs after Howlie and catches her*

    Megan Fox my a**, Howlie... not even SHE would distract me now... buahaha *evil laugh*

    Oh, you are alone and unprotected ey? Buahaha... perfect time to pounce on you *snarls*

    What!? Oh you say you take it ALL back? Oh, ok... then let me chilax a bit... *breathes* there... we're good now... lol!! DORK!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *lower lip quivering*

    Ceci called me DORK!! That means all is well... the sun will rise again... the bird will chirp again... the rivers will flow again...

    *wiping tears of joy*
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *pinches nose and goes in for a Dork hug*
    There, there, Howlie... don't worry... we're good now!! And look *points up at the sky*... the sun IS rising and the birds are singing... what a beautiful day isn't it? LOL...

    *wipes tears along Howlie*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *Ceci & Howlie walk hand in hand towards the sunset*

    THE END!

    Daymn that was a good film!!

    LMAO!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO... Oh my... that was the BEST damn movie EVER... wooohooo

    Dork!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Yes!!

    *pointing to a blonde female running away joyously*

    I think 4tw has already over heard us talk - so now there will be at least 2 people in the audience!

    LOL!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *stares where Howlie points*
    Damn IT!! We lost her... damn!!
    Oh well... I'm sure Seth will still come... right? RIGHT!?!

    Haha!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh Yes!!! We can have 4tw with him too - she has a big thing for him!

    plus she can get him to SHUT UP!!

    LOL!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LOL... then it's settled... there, there's a total of FOUR in our audience!! Better than TWO if you ask me... LOL!!
  • 4thewolf
    OMG!!!!!!!! OMG, OMG!!!
    *runs in jumping up and down and screaming*
    Did you just say you needed someone to shut up Seth?? '
    *raises hand and looks pleadingly*
    pick me. !!! PICK ME!! pickmepickmepickmpickme!!!!!!
    I promise I will love your movie and say it's great although I'm quite sure I won't even be looking at it.. because I'll be too busy shutting up Seth, but I'll love you forever.
    I will go get lip gloss right away...
    *runs away at lightning speed, shouting I LOVE MY LIFE........................." LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I bet only we both will be the audience in that film!!

    LOL!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LOL... no.... no... remember Seth? Yea, Seth would support us... can't forget about Seth ;-)

    LOL
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    uh-oh...

    *looks around to see 4tw engaged in a sensible convo for once*

    So that means I am alone!!

    *pointing to somewhere over Ceci's shoulder*

    LOOK!!!! IT IS THAT BI@TCH MEGAN FOX! GO GET HER GIRL!!!

    *running away in the other direction*
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    YES!
    Three against one!!!!!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Lol... Howlie's a friend and she retracted ALL she said so there wont' be any fighting... hehe!!
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    That's the lowest blow you could have given. *gasp*
    *Taking off jewelry and putting vaseline on face*
    *Lets go!*
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    OMG are you serious? IH2!!!!! I ought to kick your butt!!! LOL!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL LOL LOL!!!

    *pinky on the corner of the mouth*

    *evil laugh*

    Mwhahahhahahah
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Yes, you and your Dr. Evil ways - I'm on to you! LMAO
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!

    *keeping sparkles in hand to distract OE*
  • TwilightSagaLove
    Is it just me or are all twilighters HILARIOUS ?
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL everyone of us are HILARIOUS!!

    but the sense of humor is different here and needs getting used to...

    For Eg: In real life if I say I want to ride a werewolf - I would be straitjacketed ASAP! And my hubby would personally sign the papers!

    But here that sentence takes a deep deep meaning!
  • JCullen81 (a while)
    I have to amend that statement.... not ALL twilighters are hilarious...... there are some freaky psychotic one's out there too..... like that frizz B*tch that attacked Rob
  • TwilightSagaLove
    Uh huh, but most Twilighters on here are the good kind :)
  • TwilightSagaLove
    why yes, yes it does.
  • TwilightSagaLove
    anyways, I'm gonna go - cyaa xx
  • TwilightSagaLove
    I kind of agreee....is that bad? The Zac Efron hair doesn't look horrible...I mean he looks better in Zac's hair than Zac does himself! But of course the sex hair takes the prize HANDS DOWN.
  • JCullen81 (a while)
    yes... I agree about the sex hair.... oh my, I really do love that hair
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!

    THE VAMP GIRLS ARE AFTER YOU!!!

    *running away*
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    You better run!!!

    *chases after IH2*

    LMAO
  • diamondslady812
    run.....and take your other little pesty dogs with you......*cackling like the wicked witch on wiz of oz*
  • TwilightSagaLove
    Aww, don't worry, we won't hurt you..yet...
  • 4thewolf
    No, I totally agree with her.l I mean, the effect is NOT pretty, but if he HAD to choose one, Zach's would be it. Sorry..
    LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Lalalalalalala - can't hear you........................
  • 4thewolf
    Oh... sorry. Didn't realize I wasn't communicating well.

    *starts miming.. "Together, Together, Together EVERYONE!!!!"

    and dancing..

    *draws picture of a highschool musical and stick figure with a basketball=ROB*

    LOL

    Is that better? LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Ohhhhhh noooooooooo
    *covers eyes*
    Blasphemy I tell ya... blasphemy!!!
    Bad 4TW... bad girl!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Ceci!!! Think of this glorious scene -

    Basketball Cullens singing finale song when all of a sudden all the La Push wolves come running out of the woods - Nessie leaping 15 feet in the air and Bella stumbling on her own feet

    All singing together:
    Everyone is special in their own way
    We make each other strong (we make each other strong)
    Were not the same
    Were different in a good way
    Together's where we belong

    We're all in this together
    Once we know
    That we are
    We're all stars
    And we see that
    We're all in this together
    And it shows
    When we stand
    Hand in hand
    Make our dreams come true
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *Gasps*
    *Raises eyebrows at Howlie and 4TW*
    WTF!?!

    *joings OE in barfing*
    Ohhh.. make it STOP!!! I thought we had walked into the sun hand in hand, Howlie? What happened!? What!?

    *asks Jake for an extra popcorn bucket*

    Blahhhhhhhhh!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Yes Yes Ceci!!

    I wrote this before the sunset scene!!

    Sorry! I had to make OE barf!!

    *handing Ceci the bucket*

    Here take it Mike!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Uh!! How dare you? And here... I was trusting you in making the best film ever...

    *shakes head back and forth*
    I should of known... should have expected this.. but no... I had to go and trust you... *sniff*

    LMAO... thx for the bucket by the way...
  • Sparks
    OMG I hope you didn't just write that from memory............? Lol!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL! No hunny that is why google is there!!

    I would have to be 12 year old if i knew all the lyrics to HSM!!

    LOL Chillax!
  • Sparks
    Ha! Phew. Had to check....sometimes people reveal things about themselves in the heat of the moment.......Lol!
  • 4thewolf
    *'runs to sing with Howls and dance to Together*
    WILDCATS in the HOU---
    *hears "I would have to be twelve years old..*
    *claps hand over mouth and slinks away into trees*
    *curls up and cries* Is this why I can't get a date?
    LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    *Cleaning up buckets of vomit*

    I know the concept is obscene! But please, vamps - she is just joking!

    Stop throwing (burrrrrrp - wreeeeeeetch) up. I know it's difficult but I am running out of buckets and trash cans!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Ewwwwwwwwwwww

    Grossssssss

    OK now i know how you feel abt Zac! LOL

    DONT THROW UP AGAIN!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL! sorry I couldn't help myself!

    I can pay for the trash bags and buckets!

    That was worth it!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Well, I guess I can look at the good side: my abs got a great work out with all that puking! But the smell...............ugh!
  • 4thewolf
    *wicked grin*
    Really? I think it's swell!!!
    I'm going to go send it to David Slade right now and tell him that 9 out of 10 vamp girls agreed that this is the way he should look for Eclipse... it would attract a whole younger generation of Twi-fans. AND would be perfect for that goal we have of making Breaking Dawn into a musical to put us into a category for winning a TONY!! Yes! I can see it now.. (envisions wolves running and leaping out of woods and joining Vampires for Together at the end)
    AND.. SETH can stand up on a tree branch and lead the "OH, OH. OH! Don't mess with the Status Quo as he defies the pack's status quo and goes to hang with the Cullens*
    OOOOOOOHH THE CLEVERNESS OF ME!!!!!
    LOL LOL LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO... No please 4TW... nooooooo... dont you dare!!! Blasphemy!! OME... that's just... wrong... haha... I have NO idea what song is THAT... seriously... LOL!! I'm assuming the ending song of the Barbie Boy's musical crap? LOL...

    *envisions wolves running and leaping out of woods and joining Vampires for Together at the end*
    LMAO... oh please... haha... NOOOOO... Ok I love me some wolves too BUT C'MON... that's just plain WRONG... NOooo
  • 4thewolf
    *bats eyes innocently*

    I'm assuming then, that you also won't like my idea of having Michael Jackson worked in as one of the vamps at the battle scene and preforming thriller as all the vamps come out of the woodwork wouldn't please you?

    Bummer, really! He's a legend!!!

    LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO... ALL that but NOT a perv... got it... lol!!!

    *waves back*
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO
    *Gasps*
    Oh... I'm so very sorry... MY mistake!! Look, what I meant was that he looked little since when I looked to stare at the two of you, well, you were far in the distance and you both looked "little" in the distance...?? make sense?? haha... ok, sure... HUNKY-Seth.... got it ;-)
  • 4thewolf
    *relieved* Oh, good. Ok. Gosh. You really had me worried there. I mean I may be violent, temperamental, jealous,irrational, have mood swings, and fall desperately in love with the wrong people, but I'm not a perv!

    LOL

    *waves*
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *sniffs stop abruptly*
    *turns around to face 4TW*

    You mean it!? Friends!? Really!? YES!! Ok.. much, much better!!
    *goes in for the hug*
    *shudders a little*

    So we're on for the show, then? Woohoo!!
    *screams to Howlie*
    "We're back at FOUR, Howlie"

    *Grins widely as she watches little Seth and 4TW run away hand in hand*

    LOL!!
  • 4thewolf
    GAH!!!!! What kind of perv do you take me for?!!!!!

    *stares in horror at Ceci*

    That would be OLD-ENOUGH-SETH,but I guess since we just met, you wouldn't have known that (it's been a while since the series was written, so he's definitely like, 19/20 now, ok? OK)

    Let's just change that last sentence:


    *Grins widely as she watches hunky, muscular Seth and 4TW run away hand in hand*



    Whew! You were scaring me there! Yes, friends! LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LOL... I would enjoy your genius ideas just as long as they didn't deal w/ my vamps.... *sighs*
    Oh 4TW.. and here I thought we were establishing a friendship... you were even invited to Howlie's and my film
    *shakes head*
    *sniff*
    Farewell... it all could have ended on a good note... farewell

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    NO,no, no, no,no... wait!!! Ok.. I can leave the vamps out.. this is the independent film you guys just made in which I am shutting up SEth for you, right?

    *bites lip and waits expectantly*

    Yes? IT IS???? OMG!!!!!!!

    *holds out hand.. friends?? * Yes???? *sees Seth and bones start melting* Actually just give me a hug!!! *hug* *wipes off smell and runs to say hi to Seth*

    See you after the show!!!

    *bounces away holding Seth's hand and grinning*

    LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *glares at 4TW*
    *gasps*
    What!?! No... of course NOT!! How about we... HAHA... we have him do Thriller when Jake and Paul are "dancing" around preparing to rip into shreds?? *wink* no, man... this is way too much!!

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Don't glare at me. I thought it was brilliant, but obviously you can't recognize genius when you see it. LOL I'll just go take my brilliant ideas to MR.. maybe she'll like them. LOL
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    I don't like any of them. Robs hair is perfect the way it is. LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    That's it! IHowl - them's fighin' words!!!

    Let's take it out back, RIGHT NOW! and go through the hair dressers book to decide with hair - other than his own looks good.

    Zac ????????????? That is the darkest slander you could ever bestow upon our benifecent idol! LMAO
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I TAKE IT BACK!!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!

    I dont mean to hurt you
    *sob*

    But that was the pay back for the Vamp girls - one of you said that I am like Edward Girl - wants slow and nice...

    *evil grin*
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Good, peace has been restored.......................

    But.......................

    I'm watching you

    *points to my eyes and then points to IHowl with two fingers, squinting at her *
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL!!

    *shivers*

    Be afwaid be vewy vewy afwaid!!

    LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Oh Dear God,

    How could you blasphemy that face?

    Make it stop! What's next.................... a mullet?
  • cutesweetiezzz
    I think I'm scarred for life now.
  • JCullen81 (a while)
    Haha... a mullet??? That would be a freaky looking site.....LMAO
  • lmao this looks kinda funny I wonder how he'll look bold?
  • robsessed44
    anyone who is crazy enough to destroy a perfect mans beauty mark, (hair 4 rob), is very idiotic...i'm sorry 4thewolf......but he definetly needs to stick w/ either his normal hair or just shaved a little i mean jeez! stick to the old fashioned my goodness!!!!! ok breathing now lol
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    A MULLET at this point would be WAY better compared to my sweetie pie in BARBIE BOY'S hair... *shudders* Ewwwwwwwwwww
  • Sparks
    LMAO! Agreed. Please, someone make it go away...............
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    YES... please!! Make it all go away... well, I'll keep Rob w/ Kristen's hair but... B-... B-... GOD... I can't even repeat that name... eww!!
  • Jaypat
    Gah!!
    Why did they use Spencer Pratt?!!!! That is just NOT RIGHT!!! Where the ef is Effing?!! She will loose her dang mind!!!

    LOL! Mullet!
  • RealMenGlitter
    *sends up smoke signal to effing*

    she always tells us to use the signal but she doesnt respond when its an effing emergency! We gotta get a new method..
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!


    Please point me in the direction of the jacka$$ that thought it would be a good idea to put "Pukefron's" hair on that gorgeous face?!?!?


    OMG!!

    I am way beyond nauseated...

    and..WAIT!!!

    IS THAT SPENCER PRATTS HAIR?!?!?!?

    OMG!

    AT least he doesnt have the creepy flesh-colored beard!

    BUt still....

    omg...those pics of pattinson just made me throw up a little.
  • RealMenGlitter
    We still dont know who did this

    We thought we would leave it to you to handle them
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    ON IT!!

    **goes to exact revenge on the idiot that obviously has a "Effing" deathwish**

    lol
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    Start with tracking down this b*tch then go from there!!

    Daneen Baird, Editor-in-Chief
    Spoiled Pretty

    I dont think she has ANY idea who she's messing with!!!!!!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Effing!!!

    YOUR HERE!!

    See RMG the flags worked....

    Ugh today is not my day... Effing no

    Remilie banners today...

    I CAN'T TAKE IT...

    (sobbing)

    lol!
  • 4thewolf
    *jumps up and down screaming and laughing*
    DID SHE JUST BUY ONE OF OUR SHIRTS??
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Runs in circles, sweeping arms out and laughing.
    SUCCESS IS OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    LOL!

    I knew what you meant...

    *wink*
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Sweet!

    If it involves going to NYC and Rob...let's go!

    (making sure you can read the back of my shirt too...

    Rob <3 LTCB..)

    Here...

    *throws 4thewolf a tube of Taylor flavored lip gloss*

    We may need your skills to get pass all of Rob's new

    bodyguards...

    lol!
  • 4thewolf
    *swipes lip gloss over lips*

    I am SO all over this!! *stops* You know what i mean?

    *smirk*

    LOL
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Wooooooo Hoooooooo!!!

    Team RobTCB!!!!!

    Come over here 4thewolf..

    Gimme a hug...I don't care if your a wolf

    and I'm a Vamp...

    You made my day with all this Emilie stuff

    going on lately...Your the bestest wolf EVER!!
  • 4thewolf
    *HUGE HUG*

    *sprays Febreze all over self when finished*

    *brushes off glitter*

    Yay, yay, yay!!! Let's go, LTCB.. we're off to a publicity stunt that MAY involve kissing!!

    LOL
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    4thewolf

    I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts...

    I can't breathe!!!

    Tears are falling from my eyes...

    I'm speechless...

    (putting on the my ROBTCB shirt as we speak!!!

    LOL!!!!!!
  • 4thewolf
    Runs in with cheerleadingo outfit! TEAM ROBTCB!!!

    OH, YAH OH YAH!!

    COME ON AND SHOUT WITH ME!!

    WHO'S THE CUTEST TEAM ON EARTH????

    ITS TEAM ROBTCB,

    again

    IT's TEAM ROBTCB!!

    WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Jumps up and down and hands out stickers. LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I am here...but I have to go..Just stopped on to see if i missed anything exciting. I gotta make supper...you know, feed the kid and all. LOL
     
    I will be back later...
     
    **gives LTCB "Team RobTCB" shirt**
     
    There...wear that and go in peace until I return. LOL
     
    Talk to ya later!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Bye Effing!!

    *taking My Team RobTCB shirt and putting it on*

    (sigh of relief that Rob is mine!!...lol)

    Talk to ya later...

    = )
  • 4thewolf
    OMG!!!!! VICTORY!!!!
    *runs around and around in circles with V fingers in the air*
    Did you just purchase a ROBTCB t-shirt??
    HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH our marketing plan worked!!
    Yay, ayayayyayayyayayayy!!
    lol
    *stops* Yah, I know.. go away, I'm ruining your fun.

    *glares and stomps away* I don't like you either anymore.
  • RealMenGlitter
    LMAO oh man they are so going down!

    LTCB will be so happy we finally found you to take care of this. She's crying on the Pattinson kissing Em post...its been a rough day for her
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I havent made it over there yet...just got on real quick to see if i missed anything...but now I have to go make supper with a  nauseated stomach...
     
    lol
     
    i will be back later to comment on the other posts...
  • RealMenGlitter
    We've been looking all day for you! Tried flags, smoke signals, lollipop sucking...

    *hands puke bucket to Effing*

    weve been passing this around all day!

    LTCB and I had a quick mission to remove the hair and prevent that creepy facial hair from growing. We got rid of most of the hair but it was hard with Efrons nasty hair products and hidden mickey mouse ears

    Now were just trying to find Pattinson's sex hair and get it on him immediately before someone tried to put it on someone else
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    The sad thing is I can't puke...it is still Pattinson...but that hair...omg...**dry heaves**...I can't help it...

    it is just wrong...

    wrong on sooooo many levels...

    lol
  • Jaypat
    *hands Effing trashcan*

    This jack@ss must be destroyed!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Tell me about it...Oh, I will google my heart out and find out who is behind this blasphemy!

    LOL - they will have no idea what hit them and they will be EXTREMELY sorry for their mistake.

    lol
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Here flag her down with this...

    *handing RMG a flag with FF on it*

    If you wave SHE will come...

    lol!
  • RealMenGlitter
    LMFAO!

    *Takes flag from LTCB and waves it high and proud*

    EFFFING!!!

    wait a minute what FF....

    *starts reading flag, sees unicorns, and cookies, and bad@ss edward*

    Im gunna need a minute with this flag you keep waving Ill only be a minute
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    (taps RMG on the head with the flag)

    Here's another flag for you...

    Now Wave the flag woman...Effing!!!
  • RealMenGlitter
    lol woohoo two flags! I feel extra special! Where could that woman be?

    Maybe if I start sucking on the lollipop again she will think we finally tricked Pattinson over and she will show up
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Effing gonna flip her lid when she sees Rob with Efron's hair..

    That's just way Wrong!!!

    = P
  • NessieandJacobforever
    I like zac efron, but that's just wrong. . . Why have the done this to our Rob? lol.
  • 4thewolf
    I actually think he could pull off a Jackson Rathbonesque Mohawk. It would accentuate his nice eyes and get it off his face.
    lol
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Ok...first of all...WHO'S stalking!?!?!? I simply responded to the post you sent me while I was gone.

    Second...what are you talking about? "gossip column"

    And Third...that's no way to treat somebody who has just had the single WORST vacation on the face of the planet.

    *sits in the corner and pouts*
  • 4thewolf
    *whispers* I LOVE being stalked, baby girl. But hey, if you wanna deny you're stalking me, I can handle being rejected.

    2. I have to write Italy up.. it was posted on the Ashley with puppy Marlow from yesterday.. and I will write it in like,15 minutes if i can stay awake..and SEth does'nt walk by.. *Sigh* *slow burn*

    3. Tell me all about it honey..

    *sits adn waits to listen*

    I promise not to punch you till tomorrow.

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    no...I hate being stalked...sorry to bother you.
  • 4thewolf
    ?????
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    what?
  • 4thewolf
    Ok. Am I talking to the same Scarlet1 that was here last week, or did I just tease you on a totally wrong night. I'm sorry if I said something offensive.

    We usually jokingly callfollowing ( as in disqus follow) "stalking" and I'm always happy to talk to the same ppl if they're funny and interesting, which you are. I wasn't meaning anything creepy. And you seemed upset by your trip, so I was offering to listen, rather than virtually beat you with a book or other object, which is generally my nature.

    I apologize if I freaked you out..
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    It's ok...I've just been literally stalked before...a horrid experience.

    And vacation...well...the first night of vacation someone broke into my car,
    shattering the passenger side glass, so we had to wait and extra day on our
    first stop so that the window could be fixed. My husband forgot to take
    the crap out of his pockets and ruined his cell phone and because he's
    dependent upon it for work I had to give him mine....AND then my child got
    pulled under a wave, ingesting a lot of sea water which then pooled and
    forced a tremendous amount of pressure on her eardrum thus resulting in us
    spending 7 hours in the emergency room with her screaming and wetting
    herself through 2 changes of clothes.

    I may never go on vacation again.
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    OMG! Scarlet that sounds horrible!
    Sorry about your vacation, if you even wanna call it that!
    Hope your child is feeling better :)
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Thanks...I'm glad to be home.

    She's better...Tylenol with Codeine does amazing things.
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    well thats good!
    glad to have you back on nmm.org too :)
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Thanks!
  • 4thewolf
    I'm so sorry, Scarlet. I have a ridiculous sense of humor and sometimes forget that not everyone can understand what the h*ll I'm talking about. Thanks for not running away screaming. ):

    Wow, that DOES sound totally sucky!!! If it makes you feel better, we can go find a Wickham post and hit him really hard with a book or some such thing. I'll let you do it.. I already scalded him with hot tea for saying I was secretly afraid of him, yet drawn. LOL

    Or, tomorrow you can help me threaten ppls lives with daggers.

    Or you can turn on me, like you usually do and we can beat the cr*p out of each other and walk away like normal.

    ): Welcome home.. a vacation from vacation!!! LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    LOL..I NEED a vacation from vacation.

    Do you think Wickam is Darcy's split personality?

    Don't worry about the twisted humor...I usally have it in spades and I'm
    sure it will return tomorrow.

    Take advantage of nice Scarlet while she's here.
  • 4thewolf
    LOL.. We're all wondering the same thing, Scarlet.. Woohoooo. The mystery..

    (:

    It's ok, Scarlet, I know you have a killer sense of humor that's why I thought, uh-oh, what'd I say, when you suddenly went cold. I mean, geez, I run around slapping, killing, and threatening ppl all day and then I offend someone by offering to talk?

    SEE!! It just goes to show that I should ALWAYS, ALWAYS use force to get my WAY

    *SLAP* *SMACK* *BIFF*

    NOw shut up and quit whining about your vacation!!! YOu made me curse with those stupid asteriks that never really hide the actual curse word and I hate cursing. Therefore, you will be the first person I threaten with a dagger tomorrow!!

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    You know what pup...just bring it...you'd have to catch me to stab me and we
    all know you can't out run me!
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh, pup? It's like Dr. Suess!! Up, PUp! Pup is Up. PUp, Cup. Pup in Cup. CAT SAT MAT HAT THAT RAT FAT!!!!!

    Yayayayayayyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy!! *runs around in circles like a lunatic*

    Yes, "As if I could outrun you!!!" *runs in circles like an idiot*

    "As if I could fight you off!!:" * draws sword* Yah, actually. I might be able to do that.

    LOL.

    NO, I probably won't straight outrun you.. that would be way too obvious. *grin* I'll be a LITTLE more challenging than that. YOu may want to stick very closely to your little Capulet buddies tomorrow, Scarlet.. Bummer for you if we Montagues find you all alone.

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Since I'm sure you need a good night's sleep to come up with a witty reply,
    I will bid you adeu for the night...You can try to "catch" and stab me
    tomorrow...



    *tries to stifle rip-roaring laughter*



    *blows kisses to wolfy*



    Night! =0)
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I see your literature horizons haven't broadened since I left...well, you
    have evolved from "See Spot Run" to Dr. Seuss...I guess that's a little bit
    of improvement.

    Don't mock Rob...I'll have to torture you.

    And WHO divided up R&J sides?!?! If I was picking a side it would NOT be the
    Capulets. So...I guess you'll have to switch teams.
  • 4thewolf
    No, honey. I was repeating the Dr. Suess for YOUR benefit.. kind of like the "When in Rome..." thing going on. I wanted you to feel comfortable.
    Torture me? Sure, sure! You know what would be my worst nightmare? Being thrown to the wolves in LaPush. Please if you catch me and torture me, PLEASE do anything but that. It's what I fear most. *tries to look horrified*

    I divided up teams. Because I was here! And I had the swords! And nobody else was killing people. Geez. No one else complained. Leave it to you to start the problems. *rolls eyes*

    C'mon if you're a Capulet, you get to have a really big party.. No? Fine!! Be a Montague, although heaven knows I wouldn't want to be related to you. I'm NOT changing sides.. Don't get too close to my sword though, that would be such a shame if I "accidentally" forgot whose side you were on. LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    ooooh...you had a little br'er rabbit thing going on there a while.

    hmmm...fighting with you might be unwise (visions of Marcus Brutus dancing
    through my head)

    I'll just be Mercutio and curse you both.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *Quick break from work*

    OMG! ROTFL! This is hilarious! The last one on the right looks like the "I can't believe its not butter" Fabio guy!
  • 4thewolf
    ROTFL.. yes or the "I tried to get into Metallica but just ended up looking like a really gentle dead-head who smiles too much and plays acoustic, not electric"

    LOL
  • Mr_Darcy
    Hello there
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Good afternoon kind Sir

    Apologies for interrupting. I wanted to thank you for your kind note yesterday and apologise for not replying to it promptly, as I should have done. Unfortunately, work commitments presvented me from doing so.

    Please do not feel the need to apologise, if at times you are unable to stop and convers with me on a post. I understand work pressure get in the way at time (so unfortunate as I do love talking to you).

    Anyway, that was all from me.

    Again thank you for your kind words.

    A presto
    PMP3
  • Mr_Darcy
    Bonjour Phoenix; ca va?

    Grazie per suo messaggio.
    (Did I say that right? My Italian is horrendous)

    What other languages shall we use?

    Shalom alechem vayom sameach.

    Danke weider für Ihre Antwort.

    : )
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Extremely honourable I cannot disagree with you there. :-)

    Car can be replaced, people cannot (in any universe/alternative reality)
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Buon Giorno Signor Darcy

    Io sto bene grazie e tu?

    Your Italian is good you only missed one tiny word 'il' (grazie per il suo messaggio).

    We can be polite towards the other dweller of this site and converse in English, that would be the polite thing to do, or we could converse in French Italian and Spanish if you wish. My German is extremely limited and I don't know Jewish (correct me if I am wrong) at all.

    ;-)
  • Mr_Darcy
    Ca va tres bien. Mieux qu'hier. Merci.

    Unfortunately I know hopelessly little spanish. So that should probably be out.

    You are correct, that was Hebrew. I minored in ancient languages when I was working on my first BA. So that and koine greek are amusing skills to have, but rather useless outside those specific circles.
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Are you ok? Were you injured in the accident?

    Tiresome business I agree.

    4TW and PiMSY are just jesting. I would not take them so seriously, if I were you. It will save you undue distress.

    I like your novel lenghs posts, they are entertaining, no offence meant.
  • Mr_Darcy
    My person is quite fine. Though I cannot say the same for the vehicle.

    Despite the fact that they were jesting, I gave my word, and could not break
    it except to save a life.

    In Bushido, there is a saying, a samurai never needs to promise, because his
    every word is binding enough to be trusted completely.

    I try to live up to this standard, even in jest.
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Oh wel we will continue in french and italian as well as inglish. As for ancient languages, you never know they might turn useful in sending wolf girls into a quiver...lol

    What was so bad yesterday, if you don't mind my asking?
  • Mr_Darcy
    Yesterday.....

    That depends on if you are talking about which dimension you are talking
    about. It was an interesting day in both.

    In here, my first appearance was replying to PIMSY's reply to a comment of
    mine from the previous day....which 4tW took to be me giving PIMSY her right
    to summon me by the mention of my name (though that is not really the case
    since the "summoning" is not replying to my comments-and thus sending me an
    email notification-no magical mystery there).

    In any case, 4tW became extremely offended and nearly killed some innocent
    bystanders in the process. I told her that if my presence was displeasing I
    would depart until she summoned me.......but since she got off didn't happen
    to be for many hours later. But being a man of my word I stayed away until
    she asked for me.

    In the alternate universe when I went to the post office the automobile
    behind me was not paying attention and ran into mine. Causing me to be away
    for many hours more than I planned, not to mention the headache that those
    situations cause unto themselves.

    There I go again with my novel-length posts
  • 4thewolf
    I'm so sorry, I just realized that I promised I would be nice for 10 minutes because you were "supposedly" hit by a car.

    *releases Steward*

    *shy grin at Mr. Darcy*

    Hi! So glad you showed up.. I was getting really afraid that maybe you'd lost your touch!

    And now I see that not only are you still capable, but you are also not a liar, because your "supposed" steward finally appeared also.

    *looks at watch*

    2 minutes left.. and then we'll discuss your honesty on this "car accident point.. Capulet lover!!"
  • Mr_Darcy
    *tips hat*

    Thank you.

    I gave you my word. And that is as trustworthy as the rising of the sun.

    I imagine my two minutes are up now. I'm all yours.
  • 4thewolf
    *raises sword and beckons to Mercutio and Benvolio*

    Yes, your two minutes are up.

    *eyes narrow*

    You're all... agh! *drops sword*

    *stares at Mr. Darcy horrified and blushing* Would you just..just.. STOP THAT. God!! your wording is completely unnerving. GEEZ!

    UGGH!!!

    *stomps off and realizes has left sword there*

    *goes back and picks it up,then walks off, bumping into various passersby on the way out*
  • 4thewolf
    *holding Steward tightly*

    *thrown off*

    Hello there?? *repeats quietly* Hello there? I see Pimsy has been loosening you up a bit.

    *jerks Steward back into a tight hold*

    So. where were you today when you got "hit by a car?" Funny how you disappeared around the same time the Capulets were causing trouble on the other end of the city..

    And I didn't know automobiles left nice, clean, scratches such as that one that is now upon your face!!

    *glares*





    lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    I don't really know what the Capulets were doing today. I was on my way to the post office. Happily I was in a 3000 pound motorized steel box when the blackgaurd assaulted me, so the damage to my person is minimal.

    And I also do not know quite what you mean about PIMSY.

    And please don't kill my steward.

    All I know is that I heard your call something to the tune of 3 hours ago......and I was incapable of replying. I hope my coming is not too late to salvage your opinion of me.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Mr Darcy!! YAY! *jumping up and down*

    So the gray face is your steward...I received your letter! I didn't understand what you meant by 4tw and I fighting! We always fight! *slaps 4tw on the head*

    It's how we show our love for eachother!

    *giggles*
  • Mr_Darcy
    I gave 4tW my word. And such as it was I was determined to keep it.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    hmm...I see. Okay
    *stands still, trying not to invade Mr. Darcy's personal space*
  • Mr_Darcy
    *eyebrow raised*

    This is a new development. How long do you think that will last?

    *smiles*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Seven minutes...



    *jumps on Mr. Darcy and give a tight hug, nose touching on his neck, sniffing his cologne*



    *steps back*



    I'm good now! LOL



    So how was your day!? We missed you around here!
  • Mr_Darcy
    I'm afraid I must now bid you good night.

    Until tomorrow then.
  • Mr_Darcy
    It's been a rather difficult one to tell the truth. But tomorrow will be a
    new day. I have missed you as well.
  • 4thewolf
    *lowers sword*

    Do you jest?

    *peers at Mr. DArcy searchingly*

    *pushes steward away*

    I will leave him alive. For today..

    *unnerved* What enemy are you that you have a 300 pound motorized steel box?

    *stares aghast and looks at sword*

    lol

    Are you well?
  • Mr_Darcy
    I jest not.

    Well? I have been better, but nothing too bad. A bit stiff, really.
  • 4thewolf
    *hears this comment upon leaving*

    Oh! Well I'm sorry for threatening your life so quickly after it was already endangered. I will wait a while then to fight you for .. um.. whatever reason I was originally fighting you for. But I'm sure it was an excellent one. *tries to remember*

    Don't hang out too close to the Capulets, this evening, Mr. DArcy. It would be a crying shame if my sword slipped and nicked you just a bit.

    *smirk*
  • Mr_Darcy
    I must now depart for the evening. If I am alive tomorrow I thank you.

    *gentle bow*

    Good Night


    *vanishes leaving single rose in place of where he stood*
  • 4thewolf
    *calls out*

    I HATE FLOWERS!!

    *waits till Darcy leaves*

    *turns to M &B* Oh, look. There's Tybalt! Catch him, man! Catch him!!

    *they run off*

    *picks up rose, bites lip to keep from smiling and walks off*



    'night. Mr. D..
  • Mr_Darcy
    *Unbuttons waistcoat, holds it open*

    You have the sword.

    I said before death would be preferable to your disdain.

    If you wish it, my life is yours.

    You may choose.




    .........
  • 4thewolf
    *watches Pimsy sniffing Darcy's cologne and jumping all over him*

    *lowers sword*

    Ok, for the mad Brazilian Puppy, I will find another person to threaten.

    And because it is fun to conjure you up..although really, *crosses fingers behind back* I could take or leave you myself. I mean who wants well-mannered gentlemen.

    *averts eyes*

    *uncrosses fingers*

    Ok, now. Have a lovely evening. I hope you improve quickly.

    *scans area* Now who can I go after, since my good cousins are with me?

    *thinks of Mr. Wickham*

    *wicked grin*

    Right!!!
  • Mr_Darcy's Steward
    Announcing, Mr. Darcy
  • 4thewolf
    Excellent announcing, my good fellow.

    *whips around and holds Steward in a vice-like grip*

    Now.. tell me.. has he been consorting with the Capulets, or is he neutral?

    If I find out you're lying, you will be dead within the hour!!

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    Yes! Yes! I also thought of the movie "Lost Boys"! He fits that vamp look much better with that hair!

    *slap*

    What took you so long to answer me!? I'm having 4tw withdrawal!
  • 4thewolf
    *slap* War with my wireless again!! Again!! *holds dagger to wireless's throat* I can't threaten and type at the same time.

    And I just um.. did something really evil to Wickham.. *impish, evil grin* It was FUN!! For me.

    And I'm stuck here waiting for Darcy to come when conjured.. and Mercutio and Benvolio are starting to get on my nerves and I fear a swordfight is coming because I just saw Tybalt step..OMG.. Tybalt?? That's TYBALT??? DANG!! When did he get so hot??!!!

    *grins*I might just go start some trouble on purpose. (:

    And I just wrote another H.S. Musical part for Seth to be inserted into Breaking Dawn

    AND

    I formed a contest for Kim..

    *wipes forehead* Any more reasons you need for me being late? What have YOU been doing? LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    IIIIIIIIIIIIII have been working, my love!

    And before that I was umm...well...I was learning French! *giggles*


    Tybalt *sly smile* Have you seen the Romeo and Juliet version with Leo DiCaprio? I like that Tybalt! hmmm
    yum, yum! Yes! Yes!

    Wickham? Is he back? Did you stab him already? I'm a bit over him. He has been playing games with me, talking behind my back, ignoring me when I speak to him, and as we all know PATIENCE IS NOT MY SPECIALTY!

    *eyes wide*
    HS Musical Twilight version!? YAY!!!!!! *runs in circles*
    May I sing and dance with Zac and you do your thing with Seth?

    Yes! Yes! Excellent idea!

    LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *narrows eyes at Patience*
    You've been learning french have you? Without me? Should I be in a murderous jelous rage or where you refering to me?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *Patience melts at the sound of Phoenix's voice*

    Morning!
    Jealous!? No! I was referring to you and our little show yesterday... *giggles*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    mmmm Interesting
    where is this french posting?

    I don't believe I am responsible for it but if you want to spank me you just have to ask you never know I might say yes

    *licks Patience behind the ear - She growls and moans before collapsing on the ground....*

    *ghosting around the site to find french post*lol
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    So be it your french lover will go crazy from time to time.

    Behave!!!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    here is what I (your french lover) did to you a few minutes ago

    I will probably get moderated or banned

    *holding her to him, grabs a handful of her hair, pulls her head back exposing neck, after a few little bites on her neck, kisses her forcefully pushing his toungue inside her mouth, seconds pass bites her bottom lip, releases her, both short of breath*

    so you like your suitors jealous???

    xxx
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    *l'avoir elle à lui, s'empare d'une poignée de ses cheveux, tire sa tête exposant de retour le cou, après que les bouchées de quelque peu sur son cou, embrasse son poussant avec force son toungue dans sa bouche, les secondes passent des bouchées sa lèvre inférieure, ses relâchements elle, les deux essoufflé*

    Sorry Baby, I let my jelousy take over for a moment and went bad a$$ on you......
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh.. Sounds thrilling, PIMSERS! I never did get that coffee (just an extra hot tea, which somehow accidentally landed on Wickham) Bummer. *wicked grin*

    Yes, I have seen that version. It's the ONLY version.. LOL

    YES!! PIMSY!! Absolutely!!! Can you dance without invading his personal space too much? If so, I shall make you his partner and he can swing you all over the place and you can do funky moves and if you behave, I shall schedule extra late-night rehearsals for you
    and I will ..bummer.. have to find a way to incorporate myself into the movie so I have a shot at being near Seth.. Status Quo is not a partner dance. Hmm.. I should have thought that one through a bit better. "

    *droops*

    Now I am sad.

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    ME invading someone's personal space? I should slap you for that! But I won't, cuz it's true! So here's a tight hug... *hug*

    Who needs space anyways?

    *sighs*

    I need to find a way to get in Jake's personal space, or maybe he can get into my space...
    *sly smile*



    *looks over at invoices*

    Damn it! I don't wanna work!

    What was that about Romeo and Juliet? What about the 1968 version with Olivia Hussey?
    *hits 4tw on the forehead*

    Heheh!

    Sorry...

    So back to our HS Twilight movie...Status Quo? I prefer Jabbawockeez!!! We can have them dance at the end! Right after Zac and I makeout!

    *jumping up and down*

    What do you think?
  • 4thewolf
    *shoves PIMSY and she goes flying across room*

    What is it with you and hitting people today??? Didn't your mother teach you any manners? Where are you getting this from? lol

    Oh..no,no..Olivia Hussey? No the very name is just telling me that it's not a go.. I like it that it shows people and issues haven't really changed all that much over the years.. Shakespeare was just as valid and meaningful now then back then. I mean come on , tell me it didn't just rip your heart out when Leo is SCREAMING at the sky and crying.. and in Midsummer night's dream when..the girl whose name escapes me now is begging the guy to let her be his dog and she will follow him anywhere and he's just desperate to shake her off. tell me that doesn't happen nowadays. Ok. maybe we don't say, "I will be your Spaniel.. beat me.." and stuff like that, but the desperation.

    *sees Pimsy snoring*

    Never mind..

    YES! A Kissing scene would be SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!

    Pimsy and ZACH 4EVER..

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *flies across the room*



    *ears buzz with impact*



    *watches 4tw's lips moving but can't make a word*



    *gets tired and takes a quick nap*



    *opens eyes and sees 4tw glaring at PIMSY*



    *giggles*



    Well you threw me! I think I had a concussion or something like that! Nothing new!!!! *glares at 4tw*



    Maybe I should give you one...*nostrils flare*



    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *sigh* I knew you weren't listening!! This is why I rarely bother to try to say anything intelligent. No one cares.

    *glares at PIMSY* Not even my own treacherous friend.

    Sure, *smacks chest and juts chin in the air* Hit me! C'mon! Hit me!!

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO!

    How can I be listening when you knock me unconscious!?

    *stares at 4tw as she yells 'Hit Me'*
    Don't you dare me! *4te yells louder 'HIT ME'*

    *shouting*
    No! Stop it!


    *teary eye*
  • 4thewolf
    *sees Pimsy tearing up*

    *gets all softy-eyed* No, PIMSERS, don't cry. I'm so sorry.. I didn't mean to make you cry. I .. *sigh* *brightens* OK, NO, don't hit me! Quick!!!

    *starts running in circles again*

    Come on PImsy, run with me!! It was so fun this morning and ..

    It's still just as fun now!!!

    OW!!! OWWW!! OW, OW, OW!!!!

    *looks down, horrified, and realizes 4tW has forgotten to take off sword before running and having run into a tree, stabbed herself*

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *panics and clutches side* It's ok, PIMS.. a scratch. *laughs weakly* a scratch!!

    *look for me tomorrow and you will find me a grave man..

    *falls to the ground and is still*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO!



    *concerned runs towards 4tw*

    *kneels on the floor*

    *holding 4tw's head*


    *throws head back*

    *yelling*



    "A plague on both your houses!!"



    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *opens eyes*

    Wow, PIMSY!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! It's so fun to die, really!!!!

    *gets up and starts running in circles again!! *

    Yay, Yay, Yay!

    HOw come we never meet any wolves on our jogging trips, PIMSERS?

    LOL LOL LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *stares in shock*



    Don't you ever do that to me again!



    *laughs*



    I don't know, sis! I guess they are not as cool as us!



    *starts jumping, doies the Hammer dance*



    Oh yeah! Look at this! *Vanilla Ice backward walk*



    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    OOH! Look at you and your Vanilla Ice! Cool Pi-

    *chokes*

    *looks down at large cut*

    Ok.. mabye it was --just a bit--more than a scratch..

    *starts stumbling around the forest hitting trees*

    I'ts ok, PIMS. I'll walk it off..

    *continues stumbling*

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Walk it off??? (ROFTL)



    Hm...perhaps Mr. Darcy could help you with that...





    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *gasping for breath*

    REally, PIMSY, I think I'll be ok. This is not the first time I have died.... it happens a lot, curiously enough!

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!



    Your a wolf sis! Look you barely have a scar now!



    *giggles*



    Wuss!
  • 4thewolf
    *stops stumbling*

    *turns around and looks at Pimsy dead in the face*

    *very very quietly*



    What did you just call me?



    *scary scary silence*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *PIMSY looks back at 4tw, determined to prove to herself she is not afraid*



    A...wuss!



    *PIMSY prepares for attack, claws out*



    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *Mercutio and Benvolio* attack Pimsy and 4tW prepares to join, when she realizes PImsy is enjoying the attack way WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYy too much.

    Ok, Ok, Cutio, Ben.. enough.. I forgot females find you nice-looking. Umm.. there's a Capulet party to crash.. leave PIMS alone.

    *rolls eyes*

    Gosh! Leave it to you to mess up my plan.

    LOL

    Gotta run. Later.
  • diamondslady812
    look what the cat drug in.......spewing insults i guess .......jk
  • 4thewolf
    No,no. love. More like the wolf. And trust me, I went very very willingly. LOL

    No, no insults. I just call it like I see it. And if you note, I complemented his lovely eyes!!

    Twice, no less.

    *flashes grin*

    I mean, he's no Jacob Black, but certainly he's got his own beautiful points.

    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    ok.....will let you slide........cant wait till jacob is put in a fabio....wait he already was....btw he rocked it......oh hell....jacob just hot either way his hair is probably would be sexy as a skinhead.......... hes just hot anyway you picture him.....he does have that on rob....
  • 4thewolf
    One moment

    *holds out recorder*

    Jacob hot anyway you picture him? Can I get that on tape, please?

    LOL
  • diamondslady812
    err.......i did not say that jacob was hot anyway you picture him*in my bill clinton voice*........btw Ms. Mary King advised me that Wickham was a horrible person.......
  • 4thewolf
    *checks original message* Hmm.. I'll have my lawyer look into that one.

    Oh, I've heard Wickham is a bit of a trouble-maker. Which I find amusing. And I'm not remarkably threatened, really! I think I can handle it. LOL But thanks for the heads up on that one. I just dumped tea on his head and so far.. no comment.

    *whispers* I think he's afraid of me. *cracks a grin, then starts laughing*

    Chalk one up for me!!!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    OK, 4TW - I think that might not be a bad idea. As a former little punk girl myself - I always loved a man in a mohawk (preferably blue - like Ray the Dj at the club I used to go to on Thursday nights)

    *shakes head and comes back to reality from the trash bag lined walls of the night club of my youth *

    Right, Mohawk - I'm in!
  • 4thewolf
    Woot! woot! we are just thinking on the same wavelength today, OhEdward.

    *narrows eyes*

    Are you sure you're not hiding a wolf-girl inside there somewhere?

    Hm.

    Ooh, and I'm thinking if he goes colors a shimmery muted blue-green would go nicely with the eyes. Hm...

    I will start mixing the colors now.. (takes our hair paint) and just for fun.. maybe some sparkly? Yes, no?

    lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    No wolf here - sorry 100% vamp . However, sparkly would be a nice touch, thanks for thinking of me.
  • Hahahaha. Wow, those all look really awful.
  • LovinEdwardCullen
    LMAO @ Mullet!!!!!!!!!
  • HAHAHA...I cant even look at him.....why why why..This shouldnt be happening....I miss his Hair.....

    Its like two pieces of a puzzle.....they cannot fit with other pieces!!!!

    Make it stop please hahaa........
  • hahaha is it jux me...i like him with KStew's hair the best LOL
    they're meant to be..lol jp
  • ROFL.. the only one he doesnt look good in is Spencer Pratt's.. but Pratt doesn't look good in his own hair anyway! :)
  • MrsLautner93
    gOd nO pleaSe nO!! haha Robert's hair is already gorgeous!! Is the last one Kristen's hair!?
  • bella7
    Rob should definitely stick with the hair he has now. :P (Seriously.) Though, if one looks closely, he looks okay with Kristen's hair.
  • So funny.
    Who's the last person's hair? Of the 3, that looks the best, but his own hair is definitely better for him.

    Leave it to me not to read!
    LOL even harder @ the fact that it's KStew's hair. She has nice hair, I never noticed.
  • jenny_cullen
    kirstens
  • It's Kristen's hair! LOL =D
  • Edwardlover89
    the last one is Kristens hair
  • lol love the hairdos lol but to make the spencer pratt thing work u need that creepy flesh color beard he has HAHHAHAHAHAHA :D ............. wow rob is sexy in any hairdo :D
  • yup he is..
    ugh he looks creepy in the Pratt hair...BUT...the FACE is ALL that counts
  • lmfao, been watching the Soup?

    Spencer Pratt's Creepy Flesh Colored Beard FTW!
  • LOL yes i love the soup hahahhahah :D
  • OMG How could they do that to that beautiful face, I'm sending felix round to sort that person out, as much as he hates Edward he will not tolerate such foolery! LMAO
  • I know!!! I'm not Rob fan but seriously effron's hair is a joke..!
  • I know and the Pratt look is just wrong on so many levels, when pratt has that whole fleshy beard thing going on it reminds me off a woman's tullip! Not that I study them or anything. I used to wax them for a living, god even saying that sounds wrong but you get what I mean!....*goes and locks herself in a room where she can't communicate with anyone* LMAO
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    YES, D... please do so!! Make Felix go call dibs on those crazies that dared do THIS to my sweetie pie... Hurry... hurry!!
  • stephcullenx3
    LOL at the kstew hair xD
  • diamondslady812
    i see efron hair........omg this is nasty
  • MrsSpunkRansom
    Ha, God, no thank you.
  • Edwardlover89
    Thats hilarious! lol
  • Sparks
    Ewww!
  • diamondslady812
    this is nasty lookin
  • TwilightSagaLove
    lmao :) I think his face is too beautiful so it doesn't make a difference. I do prefer his own hair though. The Zac Efron one isn't too bad, but I'd never want him to change it.
  • diamondslady812
    my daughter went thru an effron stage....its like the barney(purple dinosaur)stage you grow to hate it
  • TwilightSagaLove
    lol, yeah I've been through an efron stage too. When I was very young I loved Barney. He taught me how to use the potty.
  • diamondslady812
    lol.....thats great.....lol
  • TwilightSagaLove
    hehe :) But back on subject, Rob should never changen his hair.
  • TwilightSagaLove
    And sorry but I have to be soppy right now -

    I like Rob for him as a person (you may say "you dont even know him you retard") but he's got the rebelious cool vibe about him like he doesn't have a care in the world. The looks are just a bonus.
  • diamondslady812
    *ugh* omg did you just call me a retard......jk...he is perfection at its best...
  • TwilightSagaLove
    *again ugh* did you just imply that retards are bad humans/are not human/ are weird in a bad way? lol, no I completley agree, I just wish he'd get a chance to come back to England once in a while :(
  • diamondslady812
    no way would i do that my son has autism.........this is a whole different world in here......real world i would be heavily medicated for some the things i say here.... this my happ y place
  • rpattzgirl
    God no-his own hair is the best.
  • I also agree!!!!
  • Nina
    Totally agree! hahaha!
  • Ha! Funny! Is it weird that he kinda looks good with Kristen's hair? LOL He looks like a rocker!!! But, of course he looks best with is own hair! No one looks better then Robert Pattinson! He is just so deliciously gorgeous! =D
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    LOL even the Zac Efron fro looks better on Rob than it does on Zac. LOL BUT NO...We like Rob just the way he is thank you very much!!!

    And might I add that he looks like the next FABIO with the kristen fro (but an actual good-looking FABIO)...he totally deserves to be on covers of romance novels...all the dirty ones!
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