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by Will on June 12, 2009 · View Comments

in Robert Pattinson,Twilight

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US Magazine has finally realized where the sales are and is making a magazine dedicated solely to stars of Twilight / New Moon called The Sexy Stars of Twilight and promises “7 Big Posters Inside” and “140 Gorgeous Photos”. You can check out 6 interior pages at B&N. [Warning: New Moon spoilers on some pages]

[thanks, Monica via his_mella]

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1 Lolla 06.12.09 at 9:06 am

ölsdkl

2 IndiesR 06.12.09 at 9:06 am

1st

3 MCJesus 06.12.09 at 9:06 am

I'm totally buying that!!! haha

4 tiffanyf105 06.12.09 at 9:06 am

when does this come out?!

5 the_nina 06.12.09 at 9:06 am

Oh my god, I want it!

6 the_nina 06.12.09 at 9:07 am

The website says June 26th. So exciting!

7 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:07 am

I need to get this!! I absolutely frickin LOVE that cover pic. *faints*

8 patty 06.12.09 at 9:09 am

I want it, i wnat it. when does this come out? finally something to feed more our twlight sae/ movie saga apptietides for befroe and afera new moovies come out beofre the next one. yay!

9 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:09 am

They should have picked a shirtless Taylor picture…would have sold a lot more!!!! LOL

10 catherinelluc 06.12.09 at 9:09 am

You're right!His eyes matching his shirt…oh so sexy :D

11 Lauriepr 06.12.09 at 9:10 am

OMG
He is perfect!

12 Phoebe 06.12.09 at 9:10 am

can it be bought in the UK? i've never heard of that mag…

13 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 9:10 am

Holy sh$t. How can anyone be Team Jacob after this picture and the one of him in the leather jacket.

Just repeat to yourself … I am married … I love my husband …. No, I wouldn't leave him for my husband ….

It is not working.

14 EstonianVampire 06.12.09 at 9:10 am

I NEED this magazine! I will freakin' fly to America if I don't get it here LOL

15 IndiesR 06.12.09 at 9:11 am

OK NMM.org, that's just wrong using that pic…now I'll have to sit on plastic all day! LOL

16 twilihobbit 06.12.09 at 9:12 am

oh my gud god i want this magazine !!!!! i want it now ! i wonder if it will come 2 uk? not likley nothin comes 2 uk, looks like ill be ebayin it again lol !!! ah well, anythink 4 twilight saga =)=)=)

17 catherinelluc 06.12.09 at 9:12 am

That third pic with him in Cannes…OMG!!!He looks HOT!

*faints*

18 Taz 06.12.09 at 9:13 am

Looks good, Too bad I don't live in the US.

19 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:14 am

“How can anyone be Team Jacob??”

Let me explain something to you……….Have you seen Taylor shirtless? Have you seen Taylor shirtless and wet? Have you seen Taylor's abs??? Have you seen Taylor at all!?

I think not! I look at that Rob's picture and I think…WHERE THE EF IS TAYLOR?

LOL

20 tiffanyf105 06.12.09 at 9:14 am

he loos delicious in the leather jacket. bad boy-esque

21 kcullen 06.12.09 at 9:14 am

ok, now that they have printed this I HOPE they understand that they need to print millions of copies…..it is going to be sold out every were…..

22 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:16 am

His eyes are actually green and the shirt blue, but OMG I just wanna lick him and touch him all over!! I could stare at him forever!

23 nikitajuice 06.12.09 at 9:17 am

Huh? Am I missing something or what? It says “the sexy stars of Twilight” and then there's a pic of Rob-put-my-finger-in-a-socket-and-my-hair-exploded on the front. I feel totally deceived.
lol

24 fleur_laura 06.12.09 at 9:17 am

I'm soo wanting this magazine!

25 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:18 am

Me too! I want my money back! LOL

26 cclore 06.12.09 at 9:19 am

One of those posters inside the mag is probably your shirtless Taylor lol!!! I wouldn't mind looking at it!!

27 renayl 06.12.09 at 9:19 am

Mmm..more fuel for my addiction.

28 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 9:19 am

I can't, I am completely devoted to Rob and his hotness.

**Trying to keep a straight face while thinking about Taylor shirtless**

29 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:19 am

HAHA Me too!! I will not be able to think of anything else all day. Well not that thinking of Rob all day would be different than any other day, but OMG that pic!! That is just pure incredible torture of the best kind!

30 Kassielovesthecullens 06.12.09 at 9:19 am

Have you guys checked out the 6 pages at the Barnes and Noble website they list above….all the pictures that they've shown we've all seen before on here. If I'm going to buy a magazine it better have exclusive pictures I haven't seen before. I'd save my money and just come back to NMM.org.

31 catherinelluc 06.12.09 at 9:19 am

Yeah I know, but in this pic they're blue…

“Hey,did you get contacts??Hum…No it's the fluorescence…”

LMAO

32 cclore 06.12.09 at 9:20 am

This is soooooo worth buying!!! Can't wait to get it!!!

33 giggsy_girl 06.12.09 at 9:20 am

a buffed body and a baby face,what a combination lol

34 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:21 am

What do you prefer? A man face and a boy popsicle?

35 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 9:21 am

And you know that is how he looks at Kristen when they are alone together. Goodness she is the luckiest chick on the face of the planet. Knowing that she could have THAT at anytime.

It is really getting hot in the office.

**Fanning myself, trying to act cool**

36 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:22 am

one question PIMS……

DID YOU TAKE TIME TO EVEN SEE THAT??? LOL!

I was “yeah yeah.. whatevs…”

37 taylor_all_the_way 06.12.09 at 9:22 am

i know wot u mean i was like ohh emm geee seriously guys taylor is like twice as hot as rob!!!!!

38 Marissa1 06.12.09 at 9:22 am

I pre-ordered this yesterday! Can't Wait!

39 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 9:23 am

I am going straight home and telling my husband to pick his finger in a socket.

Oh that's right, my husband shaves his hand. Dangit!!

40 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:23 am

Um, I think so :-)

But what ever gets them going!!!

41 nikitajuice 06.12.09 at 9:24 am

This sucks, no Tay, no (8-) pack, no nothin. I guess we'll have to be content with the Jake-vid for another 2 weeks.

42 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:24 am

Woot woot!!

yes… The shirt and the jump scene and the wet scene, the shirtless scene..

*dragging the shamwow out and sitting on it*

43 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:25 am

lol..
*turn and just walk away.* Now I'm just picturing the look on his face when he says that line. Sooo sexy!!
I am not going to function very well today. I have a feeling I will not get a whole lot accomplished. .

44 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:25 am

LOL!!! Hope it works for you!! Try have him grow his hair out!

:-D

45 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 9:25 am

Where's Effing? She would totally have my back on this.

46 evi_cullen 06.12.09 at 9:25 am

just can't wait to buy it!!!!!!!

47 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 9:26 am

Go Lola!!! Go Lola!!!
It's her birfday!!!!

*doin the cabbage patch*

48 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:26 am

I was cribbing the same Niki! :-(

*sniffles*

49 moonstar 06.12.09 at 9:26 am

hey, just bringing up a robsten something.

a simple quote..

if you love two persons, and you only have to pick one person..
always pick the second one because if you really love the first one, you will never love the second.

simple, but makes sense. :)

50 moonstar 06.12.09 at 9:26 am

hey, just bringing up a robsten something.

a simple quote..

if you love two persons, and you only have to pick one person..
always pick the second one because if you really love the first one, you will never love the second.

simple, but makes sense. :)

51 nikitajuice 06.12.09 at 9:26 am

Alternative option:
put your hubby's head into a washing machine and press “spinn cycle”, works as well and saves you the effort of calling the plummer afterwards to fix the entire electricity.
lol

52 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 9:27 am

Yeah, something is going to have to give. But I honestly don't think it would have the same effect.

53 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:27 am

Hahhahah I am not THAT bad!!

She is still busy drooling on Jake post!

*smirking and leaning hips on the counter*

54 giggsy_girl 06.12.09 at 9:27 am

well,I think from what we've seen in the italy pics, R's body is just about perfect now,tall,lean,defined but not over the top. Not everyone is into body builders and gym freaks you see.

55 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:28 am

Ok here is another suggestion..

how about body glitter??? Or may be asking him to put excessive sunblock???
:-D

56 catherinelluc 06.12.09 at 9:28 am

me too :D my desk is full of papers and books and stuff and here I am, listening to Rob's songs and in this f*cking addictive site!!!

No…I won't function properly today :D

LMAO

57 my_stupid_shiny_volvo_owner 06.12.09 at 9:28 am

OMG I CANT WAIT UNTILL THIS COMES OUT! (i also need more twilight posters to hang on my walls!!!!)

58 giggsy_girl 06.12.09 at 9:29 am

well,I think from what we've seen in the italy pics, R's body is just about perfect now,tall,lean,defined but not over the top. Not everyone is into body builders and gym freaks you see.

59 Nina 06.12.09 at 9:30 am

That is one HOT cover! look at those eyes! yummy!

60 giggsy_girl 06.12.09 at 9:30 am

you wish

61 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:30 am

LOL

So you agree Rob has a tiny popsicle?

62 TheGirlWithTheBigBrownEyes 06.12.09 at 9:30 am

hmm i rather waste my money on other things just saying i have 2 posters that's enough for me haha .

63 ROBSTRUCK 06.12.09 at 9:30 am

all rob has to do is just stand there and he totally smolders….

no need to go shirtless. at all.

effortless sexy :) )

64 Lolla 06.12.09 at 9:32 am

What has happened to our lives? I get excited of been first her to comment on nmm.org.. What has this site done to me??

IT HAS BRIGHTEN UP MY RAINY SWEDISH DAYZ:))))

65 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 9:32 am

OMG…those eyes…that look!
*faints*
That man is extremely hazardous to my health!
LOL

66 combat 06.12.09 at 9:34 am

this is like the most embarrassing title evar.

the sexy stars of twilight….
“guys lets be simple about this”

67 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:34 am

Ok, and some women prefer their men hot and with a pulse…LOL

68 cclore 06.12.09 at 9:34 am

You're right. Just one glance from those sexy eyes and I'm a goner lol!!!

69 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:34 am

I agree!! Robs body is perfect!! And hot and sexy!! I can't get over Taylors shoulders. They just look weird to me. I'm not into too much muscle. But I do think he's cute. But Rob is just pure HOTNESS! *drool*

70 cjean 06.12.09 at 9:35 am

His eyes are smoldering!!!! I am truly dazzled. I can't wait to get this issue. “The Sexy stars of Twilight”…there are so many, there better be alot of pages!

71 nikitajuice 06.12.09 at 9:35 am

Gawd, I'd even take a Jake/Spongebob vid lol

72 ♥Luvsthacoldnhotguys♥ 06.12.09 at 9:35 am

lmao… you made me spit out my drink… lol.. shamwow… and yes, those scenes of taylor are so freaking hot!!! he is like irresistible and gorgeous…

73 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 9:35 am

Not with those hands and feet he doesn't.

74 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:35 am

What….”boy popsicle” Have you seen how big his feet are!!…lol

75 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 9:36 am

<–spits out coffee all over the monitor @ tiny popsicle

76 jaypat 06.12.09 at 9:37 am

Oh Cullenfan, you have stirred the pot with the Wolf girls..

*looks around to see if they me talking to her*

I repeat that chant everyday….

77 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:37 am

Hell no!! He doesn't!! I will back you up on this CullenFanatic.

78 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 9:37 am

Still not quite feeling it. But maybe a British accent would do the trick … for now.

79 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:37 am

Lets hope so cclore! As for you drooling over him…I'm not surprised! He does have that affect on women!

80 giggsy_girl 06.12.09 at 9:37 am

yeah unlike others he doesn't even have to go shirtless to get women swooning. him sans shirt is just a bonus. lol

81 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:37 am

Um… I am not sure abt stooping so low…!

*secretly licking self avatar, Niki's and TRP's avtar*

*dabbing lips with tissue* so where was i???

82 bookobsessed 06.12.09 at 9:37 am

Ahhhh!!!! There is nothing better than waking up Friday morning to a glorious picture of Rob unless of course your waking up with Rob…….*daydreams begin*………. but thats a whole other kind of euphoria isn't it……..ahhhh I love that last one with him in a leather jacket………*mind wanders again*…….

Ah well time to start another day. *skips off to get coffee*

83 Awienert 06.12.09 at 9:38 am

i hope they sell the magazine in Australia!!! *jumps up and down* how exciting :)

omfg he is the sexiest man that ever lived!!

84 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 9:38 am

…and don't forget lonnnggggg fingers ;-)

85 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:38 am

*hands team perv a napkin*
If you ruin your monitor you will not be able to look at Rob. Quick wipe it up!

86 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:38 am

Oh! If you are in to feet then it is ok…

but isn't sticking feet up there…. ok i need to stop right there…

LOL!!!

87 rose311 06.12.09 at 9:38 am

You can pre-order it from the Barnes and Noble website *pre-ordering while I type this :) *

88 TeamRenegadePack 06.12.09 at 9:39 am

Yes taylor_all_way!! He is twice as hot, and…hit it!.. cue the music….”once, twice, three times the man…” lol

89 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:39 am

Hhhahah! Glad to make you laugh!

Well it is a fact that these telecommercial guys are making a huge profit out of me and our Wolf Pack Girls!!

90 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:40 am

No! I have seen no such thing! (lol)
All I saw were big shoes…but anybody can buy a shoe bigger than what they actually need!

91 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:40 am

But when I think of Rob I don't see Edward, soooo he is hot and has a pulse.. He really is alive. lol

92 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:40 am

LOL yes… just make sure he has this constipated expression when you pass by him and ask him to cover his nose…

LMAO!!

93 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 9:41 am

****SCREAMS! **** Good thinking!
**grabs the napkin & frantically starts wiping **

94 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:42 am

I would never forget about his long fingers!!..mmmmm
*mind is wandering*

95 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 9:42 am

OK…so WHEN is this coming out….and HOW do I get my hands on one?

96 EstonianVampire 06.12.09 at 9:42 am

Team Edward (L) But Jacob IS super hot, don't get me wrong. But it's hard to compare Jacob and Edward & Rob and Taylor, it's like comparing water and ice.

97 EstonianVampire 06.12.09 at 9:43 am

You're totally right! lol

98 rose311 06.12.09 at 9:45 am
99 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 9:45 am

Oh no…that's not a boy popsicle…I can assure you.
Rob Pattinson is hung like a horse…
No I take that back.
Horses are hung like Rob Pattinson!

LOL

100 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:45 am

lmao…Ummmm…. I don't even know what to say to this… I guess some people probably are into it though.
lmfao

101 ♥Luvsthacoldnhotguys♥ 06.12.09 at 9:45 am

i guess so… lol.. you keep making me laugh too hard… lol *goes and orders shamwow*

102 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 9:45 am

Time to see what IHowl? Rob's popsicle? He keeps flaunting it at me! I told him nooo…I'm Team Jacob! Argh! Men and their kinky fantasies!
LOL

103 Little_Angel 06.12.09 at 9:45 am

OMG…I m definitely moving to States after that.:))……A magazine of their own. Sounds…perfect. Also…Did u see how Kristen looks at him? God, the details make the difference:))

104 Lauriepr 06.12.09 at 9:45 am

I just preorder a copy, but i dont know when its release?

105 rose311 06.12.09 at 9:46 am

June 26

106 TwilightMommy 06.12.09 at 9:47 am

ummmmm…… when dose this come out? i have to buy it!!!!!!!!!!!

107 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 9:47 am

*** grabs her latest icon ****

*** TEAM EDWARD ***
cause piano players are good with their fingers.

* smirks *

108 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:47 am

lol…. I absolutely believe this statement is true!!

109 TeamRenegadePack 06.12.09 at 9:47 am

Hey! pass that shamwow..*screech,screech,wiping avatar* yeah what a disapointment with that…back to licking our wounds by licking and drooling on our avatars!!

Patience maybe a temporary Tay avatar…whatya say? :P

110 Spunk Ransom 06.12.09 at 9:47 am

Once again………….D@MN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As if the side view didn't send me over board now they have the front view with him and that “come hither” look!!

**looks at Rob..I'm coming baby…**

I could get lost in his eyes all day and not even care!!!

**rubs hands together and prepares to run fingers thru that sex hair**

Oh I'm def gonna get this magazine and read it as much as I do the Twilight series!!

111 TwilightMommy 06.12.09 at 9:47 am

its not working for me either girl!!!!

112 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 9:48 am

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU!

113 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:48 am

*baffled expression*

Did I just “rob” you of words??? (“Rob” you!! Get it?? LOL )

(I need help!!)

LOL then they should worry abt his feet and his long fingers…. you should be worrying abt the popsicles!!

114 Angelique 06.12.09 at 9:48 am

is it also coming out in belgium?
-Like in a international magazine store?
Cause I would like to have tis one (;
xx

115 Geneva 06.12.09 at 9:48 am

Another way of making money… Am I buying it? No. Will I download it somewhere after it hits the internet? Yes I will. :D

116 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:49 am

HAHA!! I soooo need to get a shamwow!! lmao

117 cclore 06.12.09 at 9:50 am

I know!! Rob is definitely more my taste but I can also appreciate a work of art! Taylor worked super hard for that bod!!

118 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:51 am

I think I have managed to lick all the Wolf Girl's avatar by now!!

Um, TRP… the Shamwow was a bit, errrr, dirty…!

LOL

119 destined to be a cullen 06.12.09 at 9:51 am

ooh – yeah!.. this is great!! totally great!.. ummm, well, im not really feeling the title of the magazine.. but that's not the point i guess; what's more important is the content.. ohhh!!! bring it on! haha..

120 cclore 06.12.09 at 9:52 am

LMAO!!!!! You guys are cracking me up!!!

121 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 9:52 am

LOL
Two words:
SHOE SIZE

122 mirushi 06.12.09 at 9:53 am

oh man :<
I want to buy it too!
but,as usual,this not coming to Israel. :(

123 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:53 am

*grins* Oh you can “Rob” me anyday!! lol

No need to worry about his popsicle!! It is my favorite flavor and gigantic so it will keep me busy and definitely satisfy my hunger!

124 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:54 am

I think I will consider the theaters “well- equipped” for NM only if they have
1. the seats are covered with Shamwow
2. there are enough ice tea
3. defibrillators
4. hand held fans
5. smelling salts
6. EMTS on standby

125 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 9:54 am

*imagining what Rob could do with those lonnngggg fingers*

*faints*

Dammit that's twice today and it's not even 10AM yet!LOL

126 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:56 am

As I said before… “whatevs”

God i think I am channeling Jessica Stanley here!!

127 Kim1524 06.12.09 at 9:56 am

Damn it!!

I'm pretty sure we won't be able to find this in the UK! :(

Robrocks, you have my address, when it comes out, post it please :D

128 ROBSTRUCK 06.12.09 at 9:57 am

guys, pls keep on voting for rob in vanity fair poll for most handsome man ~~
voting ends on june 15 and the others are trying to catch up !!!!

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/2009/06/...

129 Robaholic 06.12.09 at 9:57 am

Hmmmm. Perhaps there should be privacy curtains in between each seat. I mean we wouldn't want anyone getting embarrassed by how fast the shamwow fills up now would we?? lol

130 TeamRenegadePack 06.12.09 at 9:58 am

eeeww, but no problem Jakey looks good wet!

which reminds me ..where's Nutters!! she has the most lickable one right now…Rainy day Tay!!

131 Nina 06.12.09 at 9:58 am

I know, they have a lot to cover!
Shirtless Rob, shirtess Taylor, shirtess kellan……… You get my drift =P

132 nikitajuice 06.12.09 at 9:58 am

Good thing there are the quicky jakes…:)
#5 and 6 are coming up later.
Jesus, what would the wolf girls do if they wouldn't help themselves??

133 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 9:59 am

*making a note of this in the Taycob notebook*

*putting a cap on the pen*

well thanks for the suggestion! But who will be watching each other??? NO ONE!!

So it really doesnt matter abt the privacy screen!

134 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 9:59 am

ROFLMFAO!!!!! ShamWOW!!!!! Brilliant! *bows down* May have to place an order for a few…hundred. ;) I love that infomercial, btw. The dorky guy with his little head set is almost as good as the Snuggies infomercial. Almost. :)

135 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 10:01 am

Damn, I will be at the beach …. that's it I am canceling my beach trip.

136 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:01 am

Quicky and Jake in one sentence…

I think I am on my way to spoiling my keyboard!!

*kissing the Holy Postermaker's hands once more*

137 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 10:01 am

** waves some smelling salts & gently fans sparkly **
It's gonna be ok GF….ummm better keep the smelling salts…it's only 10am…I'm sure there's gonna be more faint-worthy news by the end of this day…

** mind begins wandering **

…….long…..fingers…..possibilities…..grabs the smelling salts back

138 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:02 am

Oh TRP…. The dirty shamwow was caused by Jake…'

*sheepish smile*

Rain, Tay, Jake, Quicky, Tootsie all make me go bonkers in the office :-)

139 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 10:03 am

LMAO … yes!

140 cjean 06.12.09 at 10:03 am

Exactly!! And don't forget all the sexy Vulturi men either, and the wolfpack, and the rest of the Cullens…the list could go on and on.
I tried to change my avatar to the smokin' picture of Rob in the leather jacket, but it wouldn't let me. :(

141 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:04 am

Honeyyyyyy Beeeeeee!!!! Finally spoke to you!!!!! Yay!!!

Hahha I know… *sigh* the Shamwow is what is till saving me from the public embarrassment! Here in Office and at home – you know the couch doesn't get dirty!

LOL!

142 jillian_is_team_swiss 06.12.09 at 10:05 am

GEEZ! Rob is a certifiable panty melter with those smoldering blue eyes

143 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 10:06 am

ahh .. the good 'ol SHAMWOW..

my 5 year old son wants one .. for his bday .. LOL he likes the commercial THAT much ahahaha

144 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 10:06 am

LaPush Baby! LaPush!

145 covered_in_feathers 06.12.09 at 10:06 am

who cares about the popsicle.. all I need are those long fingers!!!

146 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 10:07 am

Bad Sparky! Bad! Bad Sparky….The moderator had to edit your comment! LOL

147 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 10:07 am

It is hard for me to be attracted to a 17 year old. Especially compared to Rob … I mean come on people. Rob has that “I don't give a sh&t” look about him. That rough, didn't shave, getting all dirty feel about him that just makes me blush. Taylor is too metro and clean for me. Not really into the pretty boy look.

But Taylor does look good shirtless. I have to give him that much.

Start the stone throwing wolfpack … I am ready for ya! LOL

148 Lauriepr 06.12.09 at 10:08 am

They will need to be very lucky
Robert is winning by a 54%

149 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 10:08 am

hey hey .. be nice TRP!! lol I don't put down little TayTay … they are both hot, just in different ways : )

150 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 10:08 am

lmfao .. thats ok Patience .. I'll keep him occupied. Sometimes he likes to run random w/ that Popsicle. Men.

151 nikitajuice 06.12.09 at 10:09 am

Well I'd consider it well equipped if there's not a seat but Taylor's lap waiting for me.
And I wouldn't mind the rest of the pack fanning me and spraying me with cool evian water, while Tay would be busy feeding me with strawberries and whipped cream, thank you very much.
lol

152 Spunk Ransom 06.12.09 at 10:09 am

LMAO!!!!

**thinks about going horse back riding**

153 Nina 06.12.09 at 10:09 am

You have that picture now, I can see it. maybe you cant see it just yet… but there is another girl here who has it too thow….

I want to see the hole cast too..they have been holding out on us for soooo long! come on!

154 Lauriepr 06.12.09 at 10:09 am

LOL

155 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 10:11 am

Thank you! They are completely different! I'm not into 17 yr olds, doesnt' matter what they look like. But even if Taylor was 25, he just isn't someone I personally wouldn't drool over. He is definitely drool worthy!! I've just ALWAYS had a thing for brooding vampires…

156 HeartTheCullens 06.12.09 at 10:11 am

oh yes… Taylor shirtless/wet/abs = totally yum………. but Rob… *die* that picture on the cover is TO DIE FOR….. my sexual appetite for any other man is just… ruined, ruined i say! lol…. (good thing I don't currently have one…. I think he might be bothered by that lol)

157 TeamRenegadePack 06.12.09 at 10:11 am

aaah more satisfying relief from our PosterMaster

Yay!! 5&6!! quicky-jakey no other better to 'put his icing on our cakes' ;-P

158 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:11 am

LOL You should make him your excuse and get a box full for Vamp Girls too – just like I have done for my Wolf Girls…

You know, after all, Wobbiekins will be shirtless too!!
:-D

159 LaPushbabyLaPush 06.12.09 at 10:11 am

I'm afraid I'm going to have to purchase this when it comes out…..And I'm thinking those posters are gonna HAVE to be put up in my laundry room…..I'm a 15 year old STUCK in a 33 year old woman's body….AHHHHH!

*sheepish voice*: Help!

;-)

160 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 10:11 am

ROFLMAO @ ShamWow

don't forget to add Kleenex to that list

161 HeartTheCullens 06.12.09 at 10:12 am

you got that right…. sweet jesus that cover pic…. is…. there are no words.

162 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:13 am

Yes Niki… Then we can take turns…!

*collecting all the Evian bottles that she can find in the office*

I think that is how my idea of heaven is….!

163 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 10:13 am

*confused look*
What are you talking about? Ed is Rob and Tay is Jake!

*pops anti-psychotic pills into mouth*

The voices in my head told me so!

lol

164 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:13 am

Kleenex doesnt last long TP…. Believe me… I tried it during the Trailer scene!!

That is the reason for Shamwow!
LOL!!

165 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:14 am

Welcome to our life HTC!!!

Poor Hubbys & Bfs… they dont know what hit them!!

166 vivi4567 06.12.09 at 10:15 am

Rob's face, every single part of him is just SO SO SO hot !
i realllllyyyyy dont agree with those ( Patience isn't my speciality) who say Taylor has MORE i mean he is SEVENTEEN ! helloooo????
he's still a kid … and his face is a boys face
Rob is much muchhhh muchh more of a man and u see it already in his expressions..OMFG! just the expressionn i meann WOWW…
And can u think of little seventeen year old boy Jacob doing things with his “popsticle” ;) ?! with his little innocent face..*snorts* NO
ROB …god i can picture that…and his long hands… *eyes at the back of the head imagining*…….

167 jaypat 06.12.09 at 10:16 am

I'll block them CullenFan. It had to be said.

*starts blocking the stones*

DUCK!

168 IndiesR 06.12.09 at 10:16 am

I know! He's so damn …….able! you know what I mean. LOL

169 Lauriepr 06.12.09 at 10:16 am

thanks!!

170 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 10:16 am

Damn…yer right!

*** note to self.***
Order ShamWow before November 20th

171 nikitajuice 06.12.09 at 10:17 am

mhhh, sharing Tay's lap…mhhh
*fighting with herself*
FOINE! You can sit for a couple of minutes…but only because you're my beloved pack sista.
But since this is MY totally unrealistic fantasy, I want him back SOON.
So make the best of it!
lol

172 snuffiesnoop 06.12.09 at 10:18 am

God……I just want to run my fingers through his hair!

LOL and the vanity fair “vote” is almost a joke. I mean Rob is beating all the heart throbs by leaps and bounds.

*stares back at smoldering sexy Rob* I can understand why though…..*swoons*

I like Taylor too he is hunky and hot and in a few years I might actually find him sexy. I mean he did work hard for that awesome bod. When I was in school there wasn't that many guys who had a body like that at 17 let me tell you.

However, *raises right hand and stands at attention*

I shall remain and always will be a Follower of the hotness and sexiness of Rob Pattinson.

*fantasizes that I am the one standing next to him in the leather jacket*

173 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 10:19 am

LMAO!!! very VERY true!! hahahahahaha

174 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 10:19 am

LMAO I know. lol You spoke with Melissa before, but never honey_bee. :D It's nice to meet you IHowl2…LOL ;)

It's a great use of shamwow! So long, plastic covers! :D I'll have to remember to have it handy for New Moon! My packing list for the theater keeps growing longer each day. Oxygen tank, smelling salts, heart monitor, EMT on stand by, a bucket, two bibs,…two shamwows. Jeeze.

175 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.12.09 at 10:21 am

umm… when is Charlie Bewley Is Hot And Shirtless Magazine coming out?? *taps foot impatiently*

176 jaypat 06.12.09 at 10:21 am

Lord, could you imagine this man looking at you like that…..alone in the bedroom……with no clothes on?!!!!
How could Kristen resist that? I wouldn't let him out of my sight!

177 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:22 am

*shaking hands virtually* Nice to meet you too Honey_Bee!

I think I am dragging my tote to the theater *sigh* it is already heavy with the Hydrant from Vancouver set.. Oh well a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!!

LOL

178 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:25 am

You will get him very soon I promise

*hand on heart*

In fact if I get Sam with me all the time – might not even claim Tay!!

How does that sound?? *wiggling eyebrows*

179 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 10:25 am

LOLOL

** shoves vivi off for a cold shower **

180 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:25 am

*peering in the note book*

write – in bulk TP!

181 HeartTheCullens 06.12.09 at 10:25 am

LOL! well… I'm free to obsess and drool and have all my uninteruppted attention to focus on the HOTNESS that is Mr. Pattinson *sigh* ….

182 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 10:25 am

Yeah…Effing is starting to rub off on me.

*looks to moderator*
*sad face*
Sorry, it won't happen again.
:(

183 jaypat 06.12.09 at 10:26 am

LOL!!

184 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:27 am

Well do ya know that we have another count down clock till Feb 11th 2010??? LOL!

We use it more than/as much as the NM countdown clock!!

So at least I wont throw stones at you!!

185 fantasyfan 06.12.09 at 10:27 am

Absolutely fellow wolf woman. Where's Taylor? I'm not interested in buying it if he isn't all over it.

186 Majnona 06.12.09 at 10:27 am

I don't need it..I don't need it..definetly don't need it….I NEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTT ..
lol

187 Spunk Ransom 06.12.09 at 10:29 am

No way in hale I could resist it!!!!!!!!!!!!

If he looked at me like that in the bedroom…we wouldn't come out for days!!!

LMAO!!!

188 in3zzy 06.12.09 at 10:30 am

rob is so cute…so hot…i love him…

189 jillian_is_team_swiss 06.12.09 at 10:31 am

well, it's true no? hahaha

190 Lauriepr 06.12.09 at 10:32 am

Read the table of content
The magazine have poster of Taylor + an interview

191 nikitajuice 06.12.09 at 10:33 am

DEAL.
And don't forget the choc syrup for the body shots lol

192 VAMPGRL 06.12.09 at 10:33 am

WOW!!!! Breath-taking…. Robert just has it all
I cant wait to purchase my issue

193 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 10:33 am

New Moon T-shirt : $ 21.95

ShamWow : $ 19.95

Movie tickets : $ 10. 25

Popcorn & Soda : $ 11.50

Seeing Edward & Jacob shirtless : Priceless

194 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 10:33 am

LMAO! I didn't even see your post. I wrote almost the exact same thing. Freaky! Great minds think alike. Hahaha.

195 TeamRenegadePack 06.12.09 at 10:35 am

ok LM, I'll play nice with you and your personal Rob,lol

196 VAMPGRL 06.12.09 at 10:35 am

Yep we are all 30 + and in love…. I was going thru the comments thinking I would have to frame some of the pics. LOL.

197 Spunk Ransom 06.12.09 at 10:36 am

*shakes head at Sparkly*

Boy you really are worked up this morning if you have already been hit by the mod!!! LOL

*pats Sparkly on the back and hands her a sticker*

that's ok…we are all thinking the same thing too!! LOL

198 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.12.09 at 10:36 am

I heard some Wolf Girls are using the ShamWow instead of plastic these days… super absorbant and all…pretty good idea I think.

199 VAMPGRL 06.12.09 at 10:36 am

The eyes… it's definetely the eye….
They make my stop and take my breath away….

200 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:36 am

Right on Sista!!!

for me it will be -

New Moon T-shirt : $ 21.95

ShamWow : $ 19.95

Movie tickets : $ 10. 25

Medical attention: Check with my insurance

Seeing Jake shirtless : Priceless!!

201 nessiecullen 06.12.09 at 10:36 am

SSSoooooo gonnna buy!!!!!!!

202 nelluc 06.12.09 at 10:37 am

LMAO !!! Yes I too have tried that mantra! ha ha ha….Rob is just TOO FINE!

203 Its RobCakes! 06.12.09 at 10:37 am

CAN YOU BUY THIS IN THE UK?!?!!?!
I'm guessing not. Wahhhh :(

204 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:38 am

I saw your first I was like Yes! She has the same thought!!

LOl!

205 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.12.09 at 10:38 am

Aww,, PIMSY you know you like it…**avatar winks at PIMSY**

206 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 10:38 am

LMFAOOOOOO

207 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 10:39 am

hahaha Thank you! Thats all I ask for

I think that we should have have a shirt off, kinda like a dance off, between Rob and Taylor .. Chippendale's style …. see .. see what this has done? i'm going to have to moderate myself. Which is like speaking in the 3rd person!! hahahahaha

208 rpattzgirl 06.12.09 at 10:39 am

May seem silly-but you bet I will buy it to add to my collection!

209 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 10:39 am

LOL Priceless indeed…8)

10.25 a ticket? Lucky! The theater cost 12.50 per person here. Booo!

210 CBella 06.12.09 at 10:41 am

Very nice pictures. I'm not a Rob fan, but I agree the pic with the leather jacket is something.. Maim miam!

211 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 10:43 am

OUCH! These movie theatre's have got nerve charging that kind of money…..now multiply that price by how many times you are going to see NM……it's a damn car payment!!!

SIGH….it's worth it though

212 Rob_is_my_Kryptonite 06.12.09 at 10:44 am

When is this coming out???
Definitely have a feeling I am gonna have to hunt this treasure down!

213 Meg1 06.12.09 at 10:44 am

At least he's in it! :) I'm sure they'll be a truckful of Taylor stuff once NM hits the theater, too!

214 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 10:44 am

AWWW That is soo cute, LM! :)

My boy was in love with that darn Snuggies commercial. I even caught him trying to dial their number with his allowance in hand. Hmph! lol

I surprised him with one last Christmas and even bought one for myself. Now we're the family of Monks…*giggles*

215 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 10:45 am

LOL

The funny thing is honey-bee….with all that….you wont even stand out in the cinema :)

The whole place will look like a cardiac unit :) LOL

216 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 10:46 am

HOLY SH*T!!!!

Okay….so this is me this morning:

**gets out of bed**

**chants to self: I will not be on nmm.org today**

**comes downstairs, attempts to ignore laptop calling my name**

**gives in to temptation**

dammit…I am so pathetic…they probably don't have anything new posted yet…

**gets onto nmm.org website**

**eyes bulge out of my head at sexy Pattinson pic**

HOLY HELL!!! …Look at that damn face!!

**frantically clicks link to see rest of pics**

mmm…Pattinson in leather, along with some jawporn….

**starts to drool**

that's it! I am never leaving this site again!! Besides, if I can wake up every morning and see that hunk of a man first thing in the morning, I will take it!! I am not sure if this place is feeding my Pattinson addiction nicely, or trying to cause the destruction of my marriage…

**scrolls up to look at pic again**

ah.I can get remarried….I am SO not going anywhere. LOL

217 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 10:48 am

**splashes cold beer in Sparly's face**

WAKE UP WOMAN!!

you are missing precious Pattinson ogling time!!

**turns Sparkly's head to look at sexy Pattinson again**

218 fantasyfan 06.12.09 at 10:48 am

Hey fellow wolf: didn't mean to imply that you weren't part of the pack last night. (begging forgivness). No one considers me a wolf either even though I've never been anything else.

219 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 10:49 am

*giggles*
*looks away*
*blushes*

Hi ciggy Rob!

*giggles*

220 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 10:49 am

awwww … that is really really cute! How old is your son? I have a daughter too, she is 3.

221 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 10:50 am

My god its £8.50 per person here..i think thats about $15….

And worth every penny :) LOL

I went to Twilight 6 times lol

*shudders at thought of phone call from bank manager this time*

222 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 10:52 am

I neeeeeeeed it!!!!!!!!!! LOL

My morning wasn't as pleasing…but I'll take it.

*velvet voice*
NMM.org is like a drug to me! My own personal brand of heroin! LOL

223 fantasyfan 06.12.09 at 10:52 am

Hey wolf lady: Sorry if you thought that I was not counting you as part of the pack last night. Of course you're pack. Please forgive my indiscrestion. I'm pack too but no one seems to notice.

224 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 10:53 am

Oh yes Meg1… at least they didnt make this Sexy Stars of Twilight – meet the Vamps…

Grrrrrr!!

225 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 10:54 am

LMAO

You expect us to believe you were gonna have a day away from NMM????

Can you do it?? Can you?? I think not!!!!!

I am loving Bad Edward look…………it's criminal if he does NOT do the movie adaption of WA :)

*begging* Please Rob!!!!!!

226 Billie 06.12.09 at 10:54 am

4 of those 7 poster are just Rob and one is Rob and Kristen and a big group shot and just one of Taylor that is really not balanced

227 sllean23525 06.12.09 at 10:55 am

I'd love to see Rob make a movie with Emma Watson. They'd be so cute together!!!

228 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 10:56 am

*takes sticker*

ooooh, glittery!!

Thanks…yeah I had hard time controlling myself this morning…first leather Rob, then this.

They really can't blame me!

But I'm gonna be good for the rest of the morning…

*looks at clock…notices it's still early*

*thinks of Rob's fingers and horse back riding*

*thinks of unicorns*

Um never mind…I better not make any promises I may not be able to keep.

LOL

229 TeamRenegadePack 06.12.09 at 10:56 am

lmao, glad i'm friends with the self-moderating moderator..errr *scratches head*

Anyway, good idea LM!!!
*runs to get a wad of dollar bills*
ok LM, start the music, turn down the lights, I'm ready Tay!! oh Rob…? LM's ready too ..stop that! that's enough glitter! *big smiles*

lol

230 Christine 06.12.09 at 10:56 am

Agreed! Taylor Lautner makes a beautiful Jacob. (Not saying that I don't love Rob Pattinson, too, however). They are both beautiful!

231 Cullen_Grl 06.12.09 at 10:56 am

when does it come out????

232 Elsewhere 06.12.09 at 10:57 am

it says 7 BIG posters….define BIG….

..they all SAY they have BIG …ummm…posters/ shoes/ hands….

and sometimes my/our BIG is not their BIG…and here we are…. disappointed w/ our BIG/small…..
..uh….posters/shoes……

233 Rob_is_my_Kryptonite 06.12.09 at 10:57 am

Ahhh..JUST pre-ordered my copy. Can't wait to get it!!!

234 TeamEdwardForever101 06.12.09 at 10:57 am

well ya know, rob does look prett-y sexy……………………

235 JB12 06.12.09 at 10:58 am

OMG, that is great, can't wait for the magazine….I just hope we get to finally see some more Wolf Pack pictures, and a lot more Taylor pictures….Team Jacob!!!!

236 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 10:59 am

**scoffs and crosses arms over chest**

Whatever, NIcky!!

I can SOO stay away from this site for a day!!

Did you challenge me?? I will so take you up on that bet!!

**thinks of way to create different user ID so I can still post but people will think it is somebody else**

Name the day, chickie!! I can do it!!

lol

237 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 10:59 am

*hands effing another beer*

Here, I don't think that first one did the trick….

*waits anxiously*

238 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:00 am

I wake up every morning saying that I am gonna do better and not come on here as much…then they have to throw that Pattinson pic in my face and my not-so-strong will goes straight to hell. LOL

239 TeamRenegadePack 06.12.09 at 11:00 am

lol, “wolf lady”!

no, not at all, no such thoughts FF, I'm in any tay action, no problem getting noticed lol.
I notice you FF, no wolf or wolf girl ever goes unoticed by me,:)

240 tneb_EJay 06.12.09 at 11:01 am

hahahha will you seriously do that ?!
cos that was EXACTLY what i was thinking !!!
LOOK AT THAT PiCTURE OF ROB ! who wouldn`t need it !?!
i effing want it !!

241 rpattzgirl 06.12.09 at 11:01 am

Tonight on ET they are supposed to do a story on Edward vs Bill (True Blood) although I've not seen True Blood, there is NO comparison. Sorry, Edward hands down!!!

242 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:01 am

LMAO Effing!

*hands effing a towel to wipe the drool off her face*

In a nutshell…

243 tneb_EJay 06.12.09 at 11:03 am

hey guys ! i`m dazzled, dazzled and DAZZLED EVEN MORE !
needs another photo of shirtless taylor ! xD

244 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:03 am

Nooooooooo competition there!

Although, I do like Vampire Bill, and didn't know HE had an accent TOO! For crying out loud….

But he's NO ROBERT! Not even close!

245 IHowl2 06.12.09 at 11:04 am

Oh poor you!

I sympathize with you Jo! I think this is the only time a Wolf Pack person sympathizes with Volturi!!

LMAO!!

246 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:04 am

**takes towel from flplmtree**

Thanks…this is seriously getting out of hand….I really do need to get control of myself. My son is starting to laugh at me when I drool this much. LOL

247 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:06 am

ooh…shirtless Taylor…Between him and Pattinson, that would definately be a best-seller!! LOL

248 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 11:07 am

Me too!!!!! hahah But I'm glad you can't resist! Cuz you crack me up…It just wouldn't be the same!

*Looks at Effing's 5yo and imagines years of therapy he will have to endure to get over his mother's neglect*
*Hm, prospective patient*

Effing…NMM.org is totally worth it!

LOL

249 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:07 am

They may one day mistake your Robert drooling for alzheimers, so be careful! ;)

250 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 11:08 am

Effing….you can call yourself whatever you like……you can even make your name sound innocent…….shinyhalogirl or something..

As soon as you open your mouth….the game will be up :) We'd know you brand of perversion anywhere….not to mention your reaction to Rob Posts….

ROTF

*giggling at the the thought of Effing talking a day off*

251 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:08 am

LMAO!! Love that commentary, he cracked me up!

Now guys……

252 -Kay- 06.12.09 at 11:09 am

Lol Nicnixs.you are absolutely right!! haha
I once said that we will be first tachychardic and then out hearts will go flatline when we get to see all of these shirtless sexy men!!

253 jillian_is_team_swiss 06.12.09 at 11:09 am

yes definitely, i am a sucker when it comes to men with blue eyes

254 EdwardForever 06.12.09 at 11:10 am

Every morning I tell myself I will NOT go on NMM.org. I will act like a normal grown women.

Ah, hell, who am I kidding.

The side shot is killing me and a leather jacket…If I find out that man rides a motorcycle, I'm ditching my husband so fast… No, no, no, can't do that after all he learned to ride a bike just for me. Must remember that, must remember that.

255 dazzle_me_edward 06.12.09 at 11:10 am

I completely agree! I'll give Taylor his props….he does look good without a shirt, and I know how hard he worked for that. But, he's only 17 and WAY too clean. Rob just has that “edge” to him that makes all that much sexier. I've never really been the type that swoons all over an actor, but Rob's got me!

256 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:10 am

Ha!!
 
At least it that happens, I can pretend to have an excuse. LOL

257 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 11:10 am

LMAO
How true. I am definitely going to see NM multiple times! Besides, Taylor asked us all to pitch in and see it one more viewing than Twilight. That means I am up to 2, but I am sure I will see it more than that. There weren't any shirtless hunks in Twilight. ;P

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/stardish/2009/03/1...

258 AshleyAnne5 06.12.09 at 11:10 am

just wait until we see the 7 posters! then we will all be dazzled!

259 joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel 06.12.09 at 11:12 am

yay! thanks! ;)

Luckily, I'm fond of only one Volturi guy… or 2… or maybe 3… dammit! :D

260 TwilightREhab 06.12.09 at 11:14 am

wow movie tickets here in michigan are 7.50 and shamwow's are only 8.00 at walmart and you get 2 lol. pop corn and soda is about 7.50 as well lol

261 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:14 am

LMAO!! I can hear you now, as they roll you away….

“It's just Robert drool! Seriously!!! Take me back!!! TAKE ME BACK!!! ROBERT!!!!”

262 twiromantic 06.12.09 at 11:15 am

I'm considering getting a blackberry just so I can check the internet on days I am away from my computer! **Obsessed**

263 dazzle_me_edward 06.12.09 at 11:15 am

Not just effortless sexy either. When he's trying NOT to be sexy or NOT be noticed…those are some of the best! That shy, yet sexy look on an edgy looking guy…..ugh! It just melts me!

264 -Kay- 06.12.09 at 11:15 am

i'm impressed!! Here in Puerto Rico its only $5.50!! you guys should come here!!

265 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 11:16 am

*wakes up*
*opens eyes…sees Rob's sexy face again*
*faints again*
You go on without me…it's no use!
LOL

266 TEAM PERV 06.12.09 at 11:16 am

Sigh….yeah, the price's here in NY really suck……and not in a good way!
LOL

267 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:17 am

Ha!!
 
You know damn well once my hormones kick in, they won't be able to restrain me…but, I am sure a few tranq. darts will do the trick…maybe.LOL

268 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 11:17 am

I think for safety sake….

We should all bring a twilight hater with us……to do any CPR that's needed :) LOL

269 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 11:18 am

Aw Effing!!!!

I heart you! *looks around nervously to see if 4tw is listening*

Let's say it would be a tie! *smiles warmly*

270 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 11:19 am

Whaaat?!15 bucks??! I am not going to complain anymore. :x LOL

I applaud you for your 6 times. I am definitely going to see NM at least 3 times during opening weekend.

I figure if I head out opening weekend, I won't be able to hear a word over the screaming, gasping, giggling teenagers. Wait. Who am I kidding? I am going to be screaming right along with them! Hmm. I should really go incognito. This could get kind of embarrassing. lol

271 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 11:23 am

Please LMCullen! I don't want Jacob to start thinking I'm being unfaithful!

*shakes glitter from hair*

272 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 11:24 am

YAY! Quicky Jakes!!!!!!!

273 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 11:24 am

*looking at feet*

My husband and i have had the 'but an i phone REALLY is a neccesity' argument several times :) LOL

274 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 11:25 am

LOL

I'm going to try the hit theover 18 showings…but then they'll will probably scream more LOL

275 Suz 06.12.09 at 11:25 am

I'm over 40! I haven't wanted a magazine with pull-out posters in a loooong time. What is wrong with me and why are they doing this to me?

276 londonalozzy 06.12.09 at 11:26 am

Oh no how am I gonna get hold of this in the UK. I bet they wont sell it here. Please someone give sum advice or it looks like its gonna b another ebay transaction lol

277 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:27 am

**takes beer from flplmtree***

**opens it and drinks it quickly**

**sees flplmtree looking at me like “WTF”**

WHAT??

This was for me, wasn't it??

**watches flplmtree shake her head “no”**

oh…err…better get another one.. LOL

278 Shelley513 06.12.09 at 11:27 am

Effing,

So glad to know that I'm not the only one who goes through this process every morning.

And dam does he look sexy. I love his jawporn. My 16yr old saw Twillight before I did, I had no idea what it was about at all. When she came home I asked her how the movie was and was it worth the money? She said it was cool and the guy from Harry Potter was in it. I then said, you mean Harry potter, no Mom Cedric, oh I said. The guy with the hot jawline. She and my hubby were amazed that I only remembered that from the movie.

Needless to say, I went the next weekend and have been hooked since. I”m going to have professional help when the ride is done. Oh well, what a ride though.

279 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:28 am

**shakes Sprakly by the shoulders, slapping her in the face*

dammit woman!! Do I have to take that pic off your computer? You want me to put a pic of Efron up? Because if you don't control yourself, I will!!

280 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 11:28 am

Sweet. :) I have one boy. He turned 8 a few months ago. :) I am going to have a third grader soon. I cannot believe how time flies…*sobs*

281 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 11:30 am

self moderating moderators are the BEST of our kind. sheesh. LOL

hahaha ohh yeah, glitter city here we come! We'll put glitter on Tay, that way he doesn't feel left out :P *grinning*

282 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 11:30 am

Oooh! PR! <3 I want to visit for a mini vacation this summer. I want to hold a coqui in my hand. Do you think that's possible? Are they easy to catch? lol

283 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:31 am

*looks at Effing stunned for a moment*

*shrugs*

*Opens up another beer and chugs it along with effing*

*hands her another beer*

This one…. is NOT for drinking…

284 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:32 am

Whatever..I can play innocent just like the other pervs on this site! LOL

I can control myself for a day….I think…

**thinks about what Nicky said**
..I am not sure to take that as compliment or insult…but since I like you so much, I will take it as compliment. LOL

285 eva6kora 06.12.09 at 11:32 am

I live in France and here is exactly the same Twilight mania. There are magazines every week all about Twilight, there is even one called “Robert Pattinson” and has just his pictures, posters and interviews in it. It's crazy! People are buying it! (Ok, sometimes me too ;-) ) It's everywhere! I am in my early twenties but Twilight (and Rob) brought all this crazyness into my life! I don't think I was ever so obsessed with something even as a teenager ;-) But to be honest I don't really care ;-) I am still loving it!

286 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 11:33 am

Taken care of. Luckily I caught him before it melted. Its rock solid now. No worries. Won't happen again *smiles, with the BIGGEST smile EVER*

There I go again .. the self moderating moderator ..

287 Lovin_the_Cullens_n_Bella 06.12.09 at 11:34 am

Holy crap!!! I'm getting that. I think I'll get two. Lol

288 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 11:35 am

I hear ya .. I can't believe my son will be in grade 1 in the fall : (

Where does the time go?

289 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:35 am

Ooh…Pattinson on a motorcycle…

Wonder if we could get him to wear some leather chaps…and nothing else??

Now, that is something I would love to see…

**thinking about Pattinson in a$$-less leather chaps**
…yummy.
lol

290 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 11:35 am

LMAO

People will think they've walked into the set of ER. Fab idea with bringing the non twi friend!! I will have trouble finding one, they wanted to stick me with daggers after I surprised them with a showing of Twilight during movie night. *shudders* I don't think that will go over real well. I'll probably end up bringing my …dad. xD

291 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 11:37 am

LOL!
Well I'm glad you saved it before it melted!

*looking intensively at LMCullen*

You're a moderator????

292 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 11:37 am

Right i do set you a challange!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHatever the next Rob post is….you must only make clean and respectfull comments about him!!!

Nothing sexual at all :) LMAO

It was a total complimrnt :) I can't stand people who are not perverted……i just don't trust them :) lol

293 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 11:40 am

*stumbles sideways from slap*

*hears Efron's name and throws up*

Huh?  Where am I ?

*sees Robs face…sighs happily*

Thanks! Okay I'm fine now…

LOL

294 -Kay- 06.12.09 at 11:40 am

honey_bee..i can't reply to you on the comment so i'm gonna do it here..yes you can hold a coqui yay! but they are not easy to find..they are almost extinct :( but not impossible to find

If you're coming tell me! There are fun things to do and see here :)

295 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 11:41 am

Get outta town! Bill has an accent???? What kind? ;P
Did you catch the True Blood half hour special? I caught the last few minutes of it. I believe it's just a recap, but you get a little sneak peek of season two. I ordered HBO the other day! I'm all set!!! :)

296 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 11:42 am

Edward hands down, but there's just something about Bill's stare that makes my knees weak. *swwwoooon*

297 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 11:42 am

The little star beside my name says I am (awww .. i'm so super deeduper special with my widdle star lol). Anyone w/ a star beside their name is a Mod.

I'm moderator/bada$$. I usually just moderate myself tho LOL

Yes, I was glad I saved it in time .. I was getting REALLY worried. The Popsicle liked you, A LOT. hahahahahahaaha *Glares @ Patience*

298 Shelley513 06.12.09 at 11:43 am

I love it when he sucks in his cheeks like that.

This man is going to be the death of me. Oh yea, and possibly my marriage if I don't get off the dam computer and get some work done.

299 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:43 am

YOU'RE ON!!

**fist pump in air**
…i totally got this…

300 ImCullenHaleBlack 06.12.09 at 11:44 am

whoa just whoa!
he is…*want to talk but suddenly hypnotizd by the look*
~15mn later phone rigging getting me out off the stare~
*look at the phone a boy's name…Paul who? oh my boyfriend! look at the picture last time want to hang on but hypnotiz again……

301 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 11:47 am

LOL :)

I'm not even safe with my hubby there…

He has a major cardiac event when he Sees Kristen or Ashley :) If there both on screen at the same time…..he'll be dead for sure LOL

302 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:47 am

oh yeah… it's lovely to listen to him talk. :) From London… aren't they all!? *sigh*

This is the quickest youtube link I could find, but you'll hear it well enough. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxotlO38wJk

303 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:48 am

YEP!

304 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 11:49 am

nah. I can drink this one…All I had to do was mention “Efron” and she woke right up… LOL
 
**takes beer and drinks it**
…thanks, by the way. LOL

305 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 11:51 am

*shocked*
*whispering*
How many of you are there???

So what ARE the rules? Cuz I have no restraint! LOL

*winks at popsicle*

306 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 11:56 am

I think there are 5 or 6 of us. Now you are looking out for stars aren't you? hahaha. I don't find I have to moderate that often really! Not as much as before, lately is been very clean. Any of the bad ones seem to be caught in a filter, so its easier that way.

The rules are just he basic common sense kind of thing: No swearing, sexual content (descriptive, like coming out and SAYING something), No hating towards race, religion, gender, sexual preference, age, etc. Just your basic type of things. Nothing extreme! The site owner is pretty awesome!

*Glares @ Patience* I saw that….

307 honey_bee 06.12.09 at 11:56 am

Nooooo! *heart breaks* :*( Almost extinct?? That's horrible. :*(

What part are you from? I wanted to visit the west side of the island. Somewhere near Mayaguez and Aguadilla. I haven't decided yet. :) Have you ever been to Gilligan's Island?

308 flplmtree95 06.12.09 at 11:57 am

LMAO!

Hey, no big, waste not want not….

Dang, now I'm out again, gotta run to the store and stock up….

309 nicnixs - Team Sheen 06.12.09 at 11:58 am

*look at Effing with clear doubt in eyes*

Uh Huh

*walking away shaking head*

To self – hmmmm Maybe i shouldn't have made an issues out of this…..she'll only be upset when she realises she can't do it :) LOL

310 Spunk Ransom 06.12.09 at 12:01 pm

yes, it is early but never to early to wake up in the gutter!!!

LOL

**heads out to go horseback riding*

* grabs cowgirl hat*

311 moonstar 06.12.09 at 12:07 pm

hey, i have a wtf, idk if true story, but you gotta read this..

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/48855/kri...

312 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 12:10 pm

*tosses Spunk cowboy boots*
Here!
Wouldn't want to forget these!
LOL

313 Spunk Ransom 06.12.09 at 12:13 pm

Thanks!!

**wonders**

Should I keep the spurs on or take them off?

LMAO!!!!

314 TeamWolfPack (TWP) 06.12.09 at 12:29 pm

Because I'm down with the motorcycle driving, tall, tanned, dark haired, half-nekkid, badarse, abs of steel wolves, yo.

Rather than the pale, boring, ho-hum Bella can do whatever and I'll remind her it's never her fault, Volvo driving, blood sucking, dead, cold vampie. *gag*

;-)

315 Patience isn’t my specialty 06.12.09 at 12:32 pm

*Reads rules attentively*

Shoot! What can I say now!? LOL

*looks away from LMCullen's glare*

*I think she is onto me!*

316 TeamWolfPack (TWP) 06.12.09 at 12:34 pm

First he was too little to be Jacob, and now he is too buff?

I'm confuzzled.

And why the heck do people never point out Rob's flaws? He has then y'all! I promise! *points at chipmunk face in Twilight*

I mean that in a nice way.

317 -Kay- 06.12.09 at 12:40 pm

Yes I have been to Gilligan's island! actually there are 2 islands..there's ballena and Gilligan..If you want to go to Gilligan you have to be there 6am sharp because of the line..everyone wants to go to Gilligan..if the boat to Gilligan fills then they will get you to Ballena. Those islands are in Guanica about 1 hour from Mayaguez. it's really pretty I think you'll love it.

I am 20 minutes away from San Juan..so i'm from the east side.

You'll find beautiful beaches in the west :) Most of us puertorricans go to the west for vacation lol

318 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 12:43 pm

LOL don't worry about the 'rules'. There is actually nothing posted on the site for everyone to see. Its just common sense. You've been alright, you've got nothing to worry about ….

BUT .. I AM onto you, and THAT you DO have to worry about *stares, unimpressed, and very … annoyed*

319 NewMoon 06.12.09 at 12:45 pm

mmm hot

320 NewMoon 06.12.09 at 12:49 pm

ok if it is true, this is my thought, Emile de Ravin back off from our man!!! He can be either Kristen's or ours, but no one else! >:D

321 I_like_em_sparkly 06.12.09 at 12:50 pm

*rolls eyes…shakes head in disappointment*
On…definitely on!
Geeze, haven't you learned anything from those fanfics??
LOL

322 Spunk Ransom 06.12.09 at 12:54 pm

**steps away from the fan fic**

yes, I have learned some things.

I just don't wanna hurt him ya know…not the first time anyway!!! LOL

**goes back to reading fan fic**

323 elliemoran 06.12.09 at 12:55 pm

Yup – the only benefits of being a Twilight fan in Michigan – cheap cinema tickets and cheap shamwows :)

324 gabriellle 06.12.09 at 1:30 pm

the jacket is SO hot.

325 StupidLamb1326 06.12.09 at 1:37 pm

SCREW TEAM EDWARD SCREW TEAM JACOB! IM IN FOR TEAM THREESOME ROFL!!! YAY ME! ROFL

326 cjean 06.12.09 at 1:46 pm

Oh nooo…well, let's say I had it first, and they'll just have to change theirs. :)

I want to see a pic of the Volturi soo bad. With the wolfpack, they're easy to picture. It's a bit more difficult with the Volturi. I really want to see the “papery”skin and the red eyes. I mean I can picture it, but I want to see our actors that way!!

327 eva6kora 06.12.09 at 2:11 pm

Nothing wrong with you!

328 TwilightREhab 06.12.09 at 2:12 pm

ummm and taylor was born and partially raised here…..

thats another benefit lol

329 elliemoran 06.12.09 at 2:25 pm

Yeah, but he got out of here pretty fast :)

I wonder if we could get Grand Rapids to put on a Taylor Lautner day, and get him to come over for it…

330 eva6kora 06.12.09 at 2:35 pm

Yeah, no suprise, tssk, what do the others think???

331 TwilightREhab 06.12.09 at 2:50 pm

you from michigan too??

Ya that would be amazing, maybe the rest of the cast would come out if there was a Taylor Lautner day!!

332 rose311 06.12.09 at 3:12 pm

You're welcome :D

333 Twilight_Luvr 06.12.09 at 3:19 pm

I SO agree with you CullenFanatic!! Those pics of him make me melt. He is sexy it hurts!

Taylor is cute, he's a doll and great bod, but he isn't manly enough yet. He's getting there though!

334 Twilight_Luvr 06.12.09 at 3:28 pm

OMG! too funny!

335 Twilight_Luvr 06.12.09 at 3:32 pm

That picture on the cover illustrates the hottest man in the universe. My jaw drops and my breathing stops when I see that pic.

336 elliemoran 06.12.09 at 3:42 pm

Yes – I wasn't born and raised here though – just ended up here through circumstances :)

Maybe we could write a letter to the mayor or something?

337 CullenFanatic911 06.12.09 at 3:56 pm

Days? People would probably never see me again. I would lose myself in the hair and the abaliciousness. Just saying.

338 breesmom 06.12.09 at 3:57 pm

I work all night, 12 hrs. of night. Although I am dead tired when I get home from work first thing I do is to check my laptop for news on nmm.com before I go to sleep. Then, when I get up in the afternoon, I check again to see what I've missed.

I lead a backwards life, I know. I have the origional vampire job!

339 TeamJBTL 06.12.09 at 4:01 pm

OMT I LOVE YOU!

haha

340 breesmom 06.12.09 at 4:02 pm

Oh, no, anything but that! It reminds me of that vulgar stunt at the MTV awards! That Sacha Baron Cohen rear end was so disgusting!

Not that Rob would look anything like him, but…..

341 breesmom 06.12.09 at 4:05 pm

They would have to change some things, I'm afraid. Rob can't play high schoolers forever. Just in our imaginations. (Our imaginations have been on overdrive lately!)

342 breesmom 06.12.09 at 4:10 pm

Me, to,, and just when I say I'm not buying anymore Twilight stuff at least until New Moon is in theaters, out comes the New moon t-shirt which I just have to sleep in and then this magazine which I can conveniently have delivered to my door…

343 EstonianVampire 06.12.09 at 4:40 pm

Hmm, I would if I could, maybe :D
I know, right?! Rob is perfect! I want posters too, and pictures of Taylor, and uh pretty much everything. * Spongebob: I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it.. I neeeeeeeeeeeeed it!*

344 TeamRenegadePack 06.12.09 at 4:48 pm

nononono, that won't do LM, glitter and Tay…uh…. no,lol

Rob can have it all:)

Tay on the other hand can go ahead and get all “Flashdance” on me and that bucket of water falling all over his body will do just fine,lol

k LM, and will just leave this at that,lol so you don't have to use your self-moderating moderator powers on yourself or me,lol

345 LMCullen 06.12.09 at 4:51 pm

*slowly backs away from the conversation…. *

346 Casizzle 06.12.09 at 5:21 pm

Ya I couldn’t get thru the first I don’t need it before I said I NEED it : )

347 Casizzle 06.12.09 at 5:25 pm

I’m getting the new Zune so I can check nmm.org on the go or I guess it will be eclipse.org by then : )

348 oh_my_cullen 06.12.09 at 5:38 pm

First time writing on the site, but *starts whispering* I regularly check NMM.org throughout the day.

Anyways, we might see Rob on a motorcycle in Eclipse because if I remember correctly Edward gets a motorcycle since Bella has one in the book.

*starts daydreaming about Rob on motorcycle*

349 vampire_vixen 06.12.09 at 6:02 pm

like alice says in twilight, “IT'S TIMEEEEE”….yay….when does this comes out people?

350 vampire_vixen 06.12.09 at 6:05 pm

u got that right @effin for saying “jawporn”…swoon…whewwww..ok after reading “The Submissive” last night; lord looking at that sexy azz hot delicious face got a girl thinking about unicorns, whips, being dominated, freaky freaky thoughts

351 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.12.09 at 6:08 pm

GAH!!
 
**rushes to cover VV's comment**
 
you aren't supposed to use titles…
 
**looks over shoulder for mods to pounce**

352 vampire_vixen 06.12.09 at 6:08 pm

i love that one…he sounds so funny and when he says “NAUGHTYYYY”…LOL.. classic

353 LoVethemCuLLenBoYs (LTCB) 06.12.09 at 6:21 pm

Rob post Rob Post and it involves CAKE!!!

Good Luck!!

YOu can do it… = P

354 just_bella 06.12.09 at 6:26 pm

effing!!!!

you're missing the cake!!!

355 5ctBauble 06.12.09 at 7:56 pm

I know tickets may be pricey but lets face it…we would all pay ANYTHING to go see it for the first time! Right…?

And it took themm long enough to realise they would make big bucks from a twilight magazine!!
Theres already a mag for each Disney series so why not Twilight!!

356 MCNutters [TeamTaycob! <3] 06.12.09 at 7:58 pm

raises hand* i like gym freaks LOL

357 vampire_vixen 06.12.09 at 9:07 pm

ouch..damn i forgot about that no titles..thanks for covering my azz EFFING

*hugs EFFING in a vampire embrace*

358 bella425edward4445 06.12.09 at 9:39 pm

LMAO :D

359 Tiger 06.19.09 at 2:09 am

Edward is bloody ugly as is, then add that fact to him being next to Jacob in pictures, he is put into utter shame.

Jacob has to be the hottest (literally) character of the series, otherwise I think the director missed the chance to create a drool-worthy cast, most of them are more creepy than hot eg Edward and Jasper.

360 VAMPGRL 06.26.09 at 9:01 am

Dont feel bad ; ) I am 30 and I collect Rob's pics on my computer, I constantly read the Twilight books on my free time, my ringtones are from Twilight, my screensaver on my computers, etc… My daughter is 15 and I am a bigger fan than she is… and I hiperventilate everytime I see this beautiful man. LOL!

361 vampirekitten 09.02.09 at 3:57 pm

OMG! i have this magazine! i could stare at Rob's face all day but my mom stole it from me

362 vampirekitten 09.02.09 at 8:57 pm

OMG! i have this magazine! i could stare at Rob's face all day but my mom stole it from me

363 Ivy 02.03.10 at 5:02 pm

The magazine is still available at http://www.tvonprint.com

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