he is soooooooooooooooooo hot!

Oh there is no new news that I'm starting a mexican wave followed by the Mike Newton dance!!!

I can't believe I have been at work all day....and there is no news!!!!

*yawns for 100th time*

Tay kept me up all night doing things he really shouldn't have....naughty boy!!

do you know where in nyc taylor is?

haven't got a clue...I live in England...I'm not a frizzy haired
stalker....but when it rains my hair can get frizzy...!

lol
i'm no stalker
i'm just 16

OMG that means I have to behave and no dirty talk then!

All together now, ladies: DA-YUM.

he looks so weird:p


Avril Lavigne Bandaids


Evan Taubenfeld Bandaids

does anyone know where in NYC he is...i would love to see him
=]

i.... can't.... breathe...... oh my god that man never seizes to amaze me!!!! he looks FIIIIIIIINE!!!!

wow...
looking hot taylor :P

If it isn't the WOLF MAN himself!!! Hi Tay *waves at Tay* He's looking so cute, so hot and so yea.... oooohh Tay, now that you're in NY would you please do me a favor?? TAKE CARE OF MY ROB while I'm away, pretty PLEASE!?! *does puppy eyes at Tay* Ooohh no pun intended TSH... I love Tay, he's such a gorgeous WOLF MAN w/ awesome skin that I love and envy w/ all my heart *sighs*
Remember my favor, Tay k? Love ya!!

why is he in nyc?

Taylor better not get hit by a cab because of all the crazy fans.

does ny1 no how long he gunna be there n were he stayin cause im goin 2 new york im his freakin idol

omg!!! he's in nyc too!!!! im sooooooo gonna pass out!!! good thing he's a martial artist he can fight off the crazy fans!!! please please pleaseeeeee don"t hurt him!!!!

whoaaaaaaaaa i mean he is a hottie but in a boyish way now rob on the other hand is a drop dead hottie that is a man to perfection :)))))))

wats up with him and selena gomez??? i mean, he says "shes a great girl" and she says "hes a good friend"....but they r always 2gether! she even visited him on set of NEW MOON<3, a couple times....r they going out? or r they realy just friends? ugh! i need 2 know!
any ways... :P
he looks hot in this pic, wait, he looks hot in evry pic! i absolutaly love his eyes but they look kinda weird there...

Yeah he is a lil hottie.... and hey Taylor hows about going to kick some Rob Pattinson stalkers in NY while your there huh! But watch yourself, don't get too involved you might get hurt as well.....or you could just break out into your martial arts techniques and take out the entire lot of them...lol orrrrr even better you could just phase and rip them all to streads... what yah think?? lol

well i can't argue and say he isn't one HOT guy!
wow. he is so bufff and i think he dresses really cute. :)
did anyone read the rest of the thing at Celebrity-Gossip?
i thought there was a post on here a while back about Megan fox dissing Rob
and know she is saying he is attractive? im confused i just don't like her!
and not because she is extremely gorgeous just because her attitude is really
annoying to me.

why is he in nyc? but hey im not complainin hes in the state rite next to mine and only 20 bucks for a train ticket hmmm if only i knew exactly where he was lol i wouldnt bother Rob though, he has enough to deal with.

OMG I LIVE 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM NYC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM DEFINTLEY GOING INTO THE CITY ON SATURDAY AND IM GOING TO FIND HIS HOTEL LMFAO AND WAIT UNTIL HE COMES OUTT! HAHAH WEN I SAW THIS I COULDNT BREATHE I CANT BEIEVE IM 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM TAYLOR LAUTNER AND ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

I LIVE IN NYC if you find out please tell me!!!!

hey we can catch a ride together lol

OMG, LOVE those nice snug jeans man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...he always looks just incredible, so HOT.....

AW! He looks so tired! Come on over Tay, and get back in my bed.

HOOOOOOOOOOOT
nothing more to say

The horizontal stripes aren't that flattering, but Taylor looks good in anything!!! Gotta love him! <3

He doesn't have the stature for the muscles. His neck is getting so thick because of it and is that the beginning of a double chin? Poor little boy is ruining his body to keep this role.

WOW!
and they say horizontal stripes aren't flattering!pfft!

wow he looks sooo sooo cute....

So, what's the jiff?....

WHY IS HE IN NEW YORK?
MOVIE?
PUBLICITY?
JUST TO HANG OUT WITH MY MAN ROB?

WHY PEOPLE, WHY?!?!?!?!?!? lol

oowwwww!!

my man is sexy fine!!!!!

=D

the clock is ticking!!!!!!! 11-20-09!!!!!!!!!

Good now Rob has some twicompany :)
Taylor doesn't look so happy ... hope he puts on a smile when he sees rob ... i thik they have a good friendship ongoing :=?

Wow someone's not a happy wolfy here, perhaps Selena told him that she's Team Edward!! *gasps*

lmao

kim....are you looking for trouble....

*TSH stands up and performs the karete kid chop on Kim*

*Kim goes flying and lands like a heap on the floor*

haha mr miyagi taught me well!!!

Umm maybe ;)

I wondered how long it would take, 5 minutes is a respectable time

LOL

He looks like he's gonna throw up.

nah just needs a shower has afterglow of being with a cullen girl

Hem. I think you're mistaken.
Yeah he needs a shower to wash off the afterglow of
being STARED at BY a cullen girl. Ugh...that's nasty...I would want to wash that off me as well.
LOL

i witnessed several cullen ladies drooling at him maybe, one of robs girls got lonely last night lol

Yeah they get lonely (I would...with Rob *snore*)...and yeah they drool at him. But that's about it.
See, wanting a thing doesn't necessarily make it yours.
Maybe in your dreams.
No. Not even there.
Sorry ;)
LOL

See? He can wear anything and he'll drive us nutters...
Yesterday it was the smart-and-charming-perfect-gentleman-yet-dangerous-secret-agent-suit.
Today it's the bad-boy-broke-out-from-jail-stripped-shirt.
So what's it gonna be tomorrow Taylor?
Here's my suggestion:
I'd love to see the working-out-shirtless-in-rain-and-grinning-suggestively-into-camera-FINALLY-introducing-the-8-pack-to-the-patient-wolf-girls-outfit... LOL

hey thats my name! dont wear it out.
and...HELL YEAH! *fist bump* we think too much alike. LOL

but to be honest, he looks super tired here or angry. too much partying, tay-tay? then again he doesn't seem like the partying type. he said so himself, he can't dance.

*sings I Can't Dance by Phil Collins* LOL

you know what, today is like a storm out there in ny(i live here). * go see taylor* so tay would you want to play in rain, used white shirt if you don't feel comfortable shirtless?

no kidding. its been hell in Miami too. thunder/lightning/storm/pouring rain. "Jake hold me!"

he is younger than my son, i should be ashamed*oh well going to h3ll anyway*WOOOOF WOOOF

Ahhh...who cares about age? It's only a number...and the amount of time you've spend on this planet doesn't say ANYTHING about your maturity level.
And seriously, THOSE things are my last concern when I look at him.
*goes through all the nasty naughty thoughts and fantasies that ever come across mind whenever staring at him*
DEFINITELY...my VERY last concern.
LOL

And by the way... he's legal in Europe ;D

i couldn't agree more! i gave up on the age thing a long time ago.
damn you you europeans. wait, i think in my state 17 is the age of legal consent or whatever.
LOL yes i know that. the pack girls looked it up for me.

true and i am only looking *scared of 4tw* lol

No need to wait for 4tw... the pack has their eyes everywhere.
wolfgirl ready to act right here.
Go. Look. and enjoy the sight from the distance. Cuz that's as close as you'll ever get.
LOL

been nice, now i have to go into real world ,i have alot of errands to do. *sigh* tell effing i have my own duffel bag now bye all

Hot no matter what.
But he does look sleepy :)

I HOPE KRISTENS NEXT WE ALL NOW WAT WERE GOING TO SEE :)

bless, he looks like hes been working hard!! go and have a kip love..

that shirt hads got to go .....he can do better and he looks really tired

oh wow, not one of his best looks :( lol

I never really noticed how "chocolate" Taylor's eyes are............so pretty!

Ok Taylor....first with the suit...and NOW with the stipes!?!?!?!?

Mmm Mmmm Mmmm

Stripes are good for you babe....they're really good.

*bites lips*

*glares*
Those better be your own lips you're biting, there. love.
*claws snap out*
lol

What is this? The great vamp defender reverborating TwiLust for Taylor? Hmmmm......
*Grins wickedly while bracing for impact*

oh Mr Darcy when did you get an avatar...no more grey face and that means the image of colin firth that popped into my head everytime we spoke is not gone....you were one grey face that I didn't mind!

*sobs*

I couldn't stay a grey-face forever. Some guest a little while back started spewing some insipid comments about Jake and wolves in general, and before I knew it my hands were shaking, everything went red, and POW, I heard fabric ripping and that's that.

Hope this helps with your Firth fix, though. Now you can still hear his voice in my comments.

LOL!!

So can we assume that you are a Wolf Guy?? :-D

Don't fear my hubby is one too - he just needs to be dragged out of the closet kicking and screaming that is all!!

*grinning*

Assume? No need. I am most certainly a wolf. Though, it took a long time
to get me here, but that's another story...*grimaces*...ruddy facebook.

Hey...I can’t always suppress these raging hormones.

*looks down at feet*

And by the way…

*kicks at dirt*

I’m sorry I was hateful to you the other day.

I didn’t know you were such a gentlemen…there aren’t many of you guys left out there you know.

*looks up at Darcy*

Forgive me?

Think nothing of it. Forgiven 100%. If you've read Austen you know that I
should probably be saying, "My good opinion once lost is lost forever." But
if you haven't already caught this from your other wolf sparring partners,
we only fight with people we like.

LOVE Jane Austen...

And now I have Matthew Macfadyen's glorious words ringing in my ears.

Oh how I love that film.

*gags*
which version did you watch?
*slap*
stop going mainstream.. you big Austen-lover wanna-be.

*rolls eyes and stomps off*
(I'm going to be gone most of the day and must insult you while I can- it can't be all love all the time,here, you know)

Who are you callin' "wanna-be", flea-bag!?!?!

How many Austen books do you own?

Or can you even understand her literature?

*glares frostily

Name one, I've read it.. multiple times. No.. *rolls eyes* I don't understand it.. Mr. Darcy runs off with Lydia right and then Wickham is reformed by the ever-faithful Fanny Price who comes screaming bloody murder out of Northanger Abbey after her friend Catharine tries to murder her but is stopped by the ever-lovely-and good Jane and then zombies come and Lady Catharine DeBurgh beats them with a cane..

I got that right, correct? Oh, and then Emma turns the zombies into perfect ladies and tries to throw them in the path of other rich men..

LOL

oh I love P&P!!!

My favorite austen book :D

Me too, me too!!!! Every time someone does something stupid I have to hold myself back from saying, 'Other way, Mr. Collins' or 'I am all astonishment' or some other such beauty...lol

You forgot Colonel Brandon, didn't he marry Charlotte Lucas to cover up his illicit relationship with Willoughby?

*eyebrow raised, grinning*
Dang, I, Ｓｔｅｐ out for a few hours and I miss you... and
Oh, yes I did miss that little detail. how embarrassing. Perhaps because I was thinking so much of where Mr.Collins opens a school for etiquette in London and ends up hitting his head jumping off a wall and asking Louisa to catch him.. Normally she wouldn't have missed, but she was too busy trying to get Bingley to stop repeating..I'm so very happy now if only I　wasn't so ill..but nobody knows what I suffer'lol

Hahaha Spot on. It's been busy today. Apparently my new avatar has caused
somewhat of a stir in the Cullen Calendar post, and I got to explain that
yes I actually am a wolf fan in the one below.

I meant Edward and Jacob, not Edward and Taylor..
I think I got Ｐｅｌｔｅｄ with one too many rocks yesterday...Jake..Taylor is fictional. Or was the other way around?
*shakes head confused*
Excuse me, I need to go hit someone.. I'm losing myself...
lol

*reads Mr.Darcy's wolfy revelation below*
Cool... of course you're causing a stir.. you're Mr. Darcy... the only way you could one-up that is to simultaneously be Edward and Taylor at the same time...
*grins*
Not that I would necessarily want perfect and sparkly, myself..lol

LOL

*Stifles laughter*

*Blank stare*

I must be in an episode of The Twilight Zone (no pun intended) …I’m enjoying my time with the mutts WAY too much today.

*backs away slowly*

*in best Bill Shatner voice

Must….get…away….everything….getting…dark.

But your Emma comment isn't TOO far off.

LOL

*snort*

Did I just snort at something wolfy said?

*picks up phone*

Time to schedule that MRI.

*smirks*
You're snorting at something I said because I'm just so funny like that and your brain knows it....lol

hey...................................................................................................................................i
got nothin.

*stands there blankly*
＊raises hand meekly* Uh...blonde and rained on.. is that your brain scan or mine? Or both of ours put together?
Or..am I missing something?
*waits nervously for answer..*

lol....mine...ignore me...I'm dealing with post-hazing guilt...lol

Uh.. should I know what exactly that meant? Or should I just back away smiling with my hands up?lol

lol...you just do whatever will make you comfortable...smelly.

*wink*

*raises eyebrows* REally?????
*smirk*Thanks..
*grabs shirtless wolf and pulls him into forest smiling sultrily*
lol

LOL...Ok...I can't believe I'm going to do this....

*digs into bag*

*tosses 50cpoints to wolfy*

That's for "sultrily"...BUT you better not tell anybody about this!

And that would be a comfort...but if you'd like to be aroused...you should
try a vamp on for size.. LOL

*walks out of the forest with hair slightly tangled... um.. is there a reason that you're interrupting me when you just told me to go make myself comfortable... I was just getting to that point*

Oh.. points for me? *sees scarlet's face, then whispers* Oh..points for me. Thank you ever so much..

Umm.. no..vamps really do leave me cold and uh..comfortable is a word I like to use in place of something much much more exciting... *blushes and bites lip..* So, if you'll excuse me.. I'll just be leaving again... LOL

I find that response shallow and pedantic...

lol

I find your response to my response arrogant, greatly misinformed, and terse.

Ouch! Poor Miss Smith! Well she is tolerable I suppose but not handsome enough to tempt me.

LMAO...Ok...ok

now put your Jane Austen desk reference back in your drawer.

Matthew Macfayden! No, no, no. Colin Firth. I'll grant you, he did a fine
job in his own right, and Keira Knightly played a great Elizabeth, but if
you've seen BBC's version Colin Firth is the only one allowed to play that
part.

Ok...you'll have to excuse the American. When I think of Colin Firth...I think of his OTHER portrayal of Darcy.

Bridget Jones's Diary you mean? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that he was given
that part because of his portrayal in Pride and Prejudice. If you haven't
seen it, that should go to the top of your list. But be warned, it is very
nearly word-literal to the book, and thus about 5 hours long.

Well hallelujah! I’m always appreciative of a good piece of literature being performed in full. Branagh’s Hamlet is far superior to anything Mel Gibson even THOUGHT about doing. I really missed Bingley’s other sister and brother-in-law.

OMFG you have never seen the BBC adaptation?!!! That is like a rainy sunday afternoon must have!!

So I'm hearing...how good is Elizabeth though?...Knightly rocked it out!

*singing and dancing around*

Its raining men Hallelujah..

its raining men... amen!!

RFLMFAO!

Oh lordy now I picture colin and hugh fighting in the street!!

Priceless!!

*wondering about the Bridget Jones bunny outfit*

Hmmmm wonder how will I ....

oh, never mind!

lmao

You will see more of them coming this way once they see the movie Mr. Darcy...

LOL!

Without a doubt, IHowl, without a doubt. I wonder how that will affect the
demographics for eclipsemovie.org discussions.

Huh...

*takes out a Cricket Bat to fend off the fence jumpers*

*sees one coming over*

*hits the bat really hard*

aaaaaaand it goes for a sixer!!!

plus a no ball... which means I get another free shot at another one!!!

LOL!

You keep swinging and I'll keep bowling.

Awesome...!! Then we can switch!

Mr. Darcy and Howling Girl = All rounders!!

Daymnn... did you see anyone play this good??

Botham, Boycott, Hussain, Tendulkar, Lara... phooey...

LOL!!

ICC World Championship here we come! Do you think it's too late to enter?

Ohhhh! Mr. Darcy - shirtless?? A new version of P&P - wonder what Liz Bennet will think??

Well the tattoo will look nice indeed!

I can have the tattoo strategically placed so that when I take runs between the wickets I can accidentally flash my tramp stamp thus increasing our run rate..

What do think of my devious plan???

LOL!

Oh! The wolf form is best!!

It will scare the bloody hell out of them!!

Now we just need to pick out out our colours of the uniforms!!

LOL!

Well I'd just as soon go shirtless, but if we must how about red with the
Quileute tattoo in white as a logo.

Though I can't guarantee it would survive the game.

I dont think so..

*looking up the application to fill in*

Do you think we can go as the TwiLand/LaPushLand/Forkland - I need some suggestions for name!!??
People wont know what hit them..

*evil chuckle, rubbing the hands gleefully*

Hmmmm......Let's go with TwiLand. We might need a couple more outfielders.
I mean, I'll have no problem speeding around in wolf form....but that might
scare off the other team......or is that a good thing?

Are those names of cities in your area? Because I have never heard of them..
*listens*
Oh,they're crickets?
You name crickets and bats over there?
Hm... interesting choice of pets.
*grins and skips off*

OMG!!! 4tw!!!

That is like saying Papi, Ellsbury and Ramirez are the names of the bases and bats !!!

ROFLMAO!!

Who????

*feels dejected and sad and deficient, somehow*

Ok.. I'm just going to leave the sports field and go find Kim and have a Shakespeare quote war now.. so I can feel smart again..

*brightens*

Wait, wait wait!!!

I know Michael PHELPS!! *jumps up and down* SCORE ONE FOR ME!! Swimming is lovely.

AND I can tell you the names of all the male teachers on Dancing with the Stars.. dancing is a sport.. does that count?

lol

and I know Mel B from the Spice Girls..she's britishy.. and Beckham..soccer.

Never mind.I'll stay.. I'm cheering right up, now!lol

Oh,my goodness. He looks so adorable,but sleepy. It must have been from fending off all the vamp girls from his Calvin Klein-clad body till early hours of the morning last night.
That will teach him to wear a suit.
*stands in NYC and holds a baseball bat to fend off any fantackers*
*wait a minute, he takes martial arts*
*throws bat over shoulder,accidentally hitting Taylor in head*
*CRAZY WOLF GIRL FAN ATTACKS LAUTNER WITH BAT* is new headline
I.. I.. I was just trying to help.
LOL

LOL

Taylor is starting to look tired....take a break Taylor, go get a kit-kat. :)

LMAO

I must be tired.. that struck me as really funny. LOL

I'm tired, too, Taylor... maybe we should go take a nap together. But since I don't want to anger the wolf ladies, I shall just sleep. He's too young for me anyway. ::sigh:: Maybe pretend I'm dreaming and grab his ass, though. heh.

Then maybe I'll take a nap with Rob, to be fair.. then maybe Peter, Kellan, Jackson, Paul, etc etc.

Now I have ass-grabbing thoughts in my head. heh.

LOl oh you vamp girls. always reading other people's minds. ;)

hehe. Oh, I'm not strictly vampire. I'm a vamolf. ;) Hence the addition to my name.. TeamRotation.. they all come through my revolving doors of love. lol.

LOL if you say so.
i think your more of an edward type, no?

I don't know... do I seem like an Edward type? I didn't think I came across as being specifically one or the other. Though I do actually tend to relate more to Jacob.

I still maintain I'd like a guy who is a combo of Jake and Edward! heh. I enjoy the vampires and werewolves pretty equally. =)

Okay..this is one of those times when I wish so bad I was in NY! Gah...lucky New yorkers!!!!

he looks bashed in the eye...we'll just say he's tired.

Taylor's in the city too???!!! The fans are going to triple with both Rob Taylor there...

Summit better up the security if they end up chilling together

LOL! I thought the same thing! Rob and Taylor in NYC!! Shut down the city!!!

That shirt just reminds me that he's jailbait. *frowns*

get your booty to england he's isn't jailbait here....he is legal and I can do whatever I please...strap him up and.........I think I will stop right there before I have to mod myself!

LMAO
im already saving up money to move to england. ;)

LMAO

he won't be a minor for long....then I'll be hopping across the pond!

i think he's the legal age of consent in my state.

LMAO!!
*looking for flights to England*
*scrathes head*
But Taylor's is in NYC???
*looking for flights to NYC then to England*

You're being naughty!

are you going to kidnap him? and then flight w/ him to england, good job, i could help with the kidnap.

If you're bringing him to england ill be waiting! I hate living here, all the action is elsewhere! Don't know about anyone else lol

uhm, i would love to move to england, and there are many reasons for that.*thinking about guys and i have more than one especially in my mind*

Sorted! we'll swop houses then :) sounds good? lol

sounds good to me,but right now for obvious reasons i won't do it,(rob and tay near me hear in nyc), sorry but u can come and visit, and we could go together to look for them wherever they are.

LMAO!!

DO IT!!

It would be hilarious!! :D

you want them to remove my special gold star so you can steal it...I shall not give in to temptation....I shall resist!!!

I don't want the star, all I want is the hat! ....... so perhaps we could make a deal, its a win win situation, you keep the star, I get the hat :D lol

no i like my pointy hat!!

i know! who knows frizzy-electrocute mess + her crazies may be Taylor fans too

the NYPD security detail better be working cuz both of them are Summit's investments right now...

i know. it's so hard to look @ Taylor since he's jailbait for me too.
the words "look, don't touch" have never applied more

THANK GOODNESS IT DOESN'T APPLY TO ROB! =)

Thank goodness! Thank goodness he's 23!!

Oh if they even touch Taylor I'll be on the next plane out there!!! No frizz get near Tay!!!

don't worry i live in ny, what happened to rob would not happen to tay, i am here to protect both, summit would not even have to pay me to do their job.
*ok, now i am freaking out, first ron and tay too, swoon*

I'll be sure to look after your hat for you when you go, me and kog will share it! :D lol

you wish sister!!!

get on it TSH! PROTECT YOUR MAN! =)

electrocuted frizz looks like a lurker so Taylor needs protecting!

Oh I have been having lessons from mr miyagi....

*Takes a bow*

I'll be waxing her on and off to oblivion if she touches Tay or any of the pack!

LOL so will i.
been taking some lessons from mr. jackie chan himself. betweetn us two, they dont stand a chance.
"FEAR OUR WRATH!"

LOL

lmao

with a combination of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Mr Miyagi moves these girls won't know what hit them!!

here here!

A...Ha! Bromance busted! I can see the headlines...Rob and Tay together at last haha

He loos cute, but his face is a little bloated....or maybe it's just because of the pics.

no I said earlier...Selena did the Jimmy Fallon show last night....me thinks its romance not bromance!

lol bromance with Rob & Taylor?!

Rob sets aside TomStu.... oh no! poor TomStu

Oh you're right...I guess they have to wait for Tom to vacate the city haha

Just kidding.
Bromance with TomStu is sacred no woman or man will come between them lol.

those two are tight. the bromance b/w Rob & TomStu live on to fight another day!

OMGZ Taylor followed Rob to NY!! Now let all the speculations begin LMAO

love it ! I wonder sometimes if he is human...how is it possible to have such a perfect skin?
He must be so soft...and warm...and ..hmm...delicious....*drifts into a dream that not even the devil can wake me up from*

*sits beside Hazeena and dreams off*

*spills the hot coffee on self*

Ouch!!

ohh..btw..I found another awesome jacob fanfic : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5070529/1/Its_Only_...
Bella and Edward love story never happens .. and Jacob is so great in this fanfic. And you'll lyao at some chapters. It's so damn funny!

*hugs Hazeena*

Thanks!!! As if I needed anymore distractions in my work!!

LOL!!! I will def tell you how i liked it!

aww..you're welcome. I know you like reading fanfics and I know you'll enjoy it ^^

*runs in to wipe up coffee* *trips,spilling more coffee*
Mornin' baby girl.. I was up so late last night fending vamps off of Taylor.. I was trying to summon you by screaming out my window, but only Juicy popped in and then the police who wanted to know why I was repeatedly screaming, "HOWL" ...
*sigh*
But I'm glad you're here now.
LOL

*hugs 4tw*

Good morning to you too sister!!

If you go to the last post you will see me shaking fists at NMM and moping around... I was there and wrote a "hate comment" to NMM

*sigh* I know there is a conspiracy going on against me!

Oh... it's ok, honey..

But now I gotta see the fist-shaking part.

*leaves, laughing*

hey...you spilled on me ,too. Be careful,woflgirl !lol
when we're dreaming about taycob it's better we don't have any objects nearby ..otherwise...we could end in hospital! LOL

Whoopsie Daisy!!

sorry for that!!

com'on! look at those arms?!?

hehe..

oh taylor..

HOT! Prefer the suit though, or naked will do too.

two jacob posts in a row!!! oh yeah!!!! loooove this!!
*joining in TSH and howly on their happy dance*

he seems like he just got out of bed.. *wiggling eyebrows* =)

he got out of MY bed!!

Yay! Me too... although the last one was put up after I slept off... *scowling*

But any way my Tay Tay is hereeeeee Yay!!!

*doing the Single Ladies dance*

same here.. i just saw the last post where he's wearing suit and there's already like 300+ comments.. so i just ended up looking plus licking my monitor instead of posting a comment.. LMAO!!

*starting to wear my leotard*
*handing one to howly*
*looking for another wolf girl to complete the single ladies dance*
oh well, all the wolf girls can join.. LOL!

Ugh! I know.... I moped on that post too :-(

*glaring at NMM*

*taking the leotard from JMJ*

we can wait for the other wolf girls - i know for sure that TSH will join us, if not there will be other who will be our third wheel!!

LOL!

i already told TSH to put on her leotards so that we can start dancing the single ladies already.. hahaha..

*ready to hit the play button once TSH comes in* =)

I'm here I'm here....press play!!!

LOL

Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh oh

*flipping hair*
*one hand on hip & the other pointing to the Shasha Fierce Glove and ring*
*shaking hips*

*taps feet*

*does booty dance*

*goes crazy and start spinning around*

sorry coffee kicked in!

*singing "blame it" by jamie foxx and changing the word alcohol to coffee to TSH"

*blame it on the cococoffee* oh gawd! it doesn't sounds right... im sooo terrible at singing

*going back to dancing single ladies* LMAO!

*shaking booty*
*taps feet*

oh yeah!!! im loooving it!!!!
Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh oh

OMG I am have a ball on the posts today!!!

*continues dancing*

woot woot!!!

LMAO!!

*sigh*

at least you have the excuse of coffee! Wonder what excuse should I make-up??

What the heck!! Its a Tay post!! Who needs excuse??

*joining with TSH*

P.S. I went all cricket talk with Mr. Darcy!! Couldn't resist it!!

Yay!!!

*adjusting the hair-do*

*adjusting the rings in the finger*

*adjusting the Sasha Fierce glove on hand*

*smoothing the wrinkles on the leotard*

LOL!!
BTW are you from USA (East Coast?)

LOL!!!

nope.. im Asian.. im actually from Philippines.. have your heard my country?? =)

hahah yes I know Philippines...

I have a friend who is from there!!
:-D

oh that's already good enough!! nice one howly!!
*fist bump*

now, TSH up there is already shaking her booty, leotards on, and singing "all the single ladies, now put your hands up"

*grabbing howly to join TSH*

we don't do fist bumps we do booty bumps!!!

really?? oh wow.. that's nice to hear.. =) do you know some Tagalog words?? hehehe

LOL!!

the only Philippine words I know are in the song Bebot from Black Eyed Peas!!

Sorry!!

*takes in all of Howl in her leotard glory*

WOW, Howl... I just.... WOW.

Why thank you Tree...

*flipping hair over the shoulder*

When I do it... I do it right

LOL!

Why does my hunny bunch look upset? *sighs*
He still looks damn hot :)

LOL
honey bunches!
yeah he does, but i think he's just tired. like Indies said, he needs a kitkat! LMAO
or better yet, he needs us to wake him up. ;) hehehehe

He's upset,PIMSY.. because you were nowhere to be found yesterday at 3 a.m.. and he had to help us defend himself because you weren't there to distract people with your jumping around and calling out things that make absolutely no sense and cause people to either smack you or laugh.
LOL
*hugs* I missed you PIMSY...
But obviously our expeditions worked... So.. *wicked grin* Let's start reintroducing the population.
lol

ROTFL!

*hugs 4tw*
*steps back*
*lifts one eyebrow and tries to look smart*

My unorthodox methods are completely well thought out and planned! It's a battle tactic. The leech-lovers never see me coming and when I'm there they have no clue what I will do next. I leave them thinking: WTF?

It’s like Eddie Izzard once said…”Nobody expects to be attacked by Drag Queens” By the time they figure out what is happening the Queens have invaded and taken over the enemy.

*winks*
* wonders if 4tw bought that*

LOL

Stares at PIMSY dumbfounded.

*checks brain case and notices that brain is missing*

Ahh... I see.

You're wearing the brain today.

I'll have to watch out for you..

LOL

Um, that is his BED face hunny... he is not upset!!!

Woman - look at him properly!!
LOL!

Definitely looks sleepy.

sorry my fault we both kept each other up all night...hence the 1 hour of sleep!!

*channeling Jessica Stanley* I know, right??

My Jakey wooks sweepy....

LOL!

LMAO! Love Jessica!

You need to wake him up Howl, he's not on top of his game clearly, here.

*sheepish grin*

how can I wake him up when I was then one to... well never mind!

I like Jessica too - it would have given me chance to punch Bella on her face!!

DANG!!!!

Now why would you punch poor Bella in the face?

Huh... I think I have offended a HUGE Bella fan!!

LOL!

Any ways back to business...

*placing Shamwows on chair and staring at Taylor*

NAH!
I just wouldn't want to deck the girl... ;)

*watches as Howl sits on shamwows*

*giggles*

*looks at Tree incredulously*

*talks Yoda talk*

Great potential in you I see for forgiveness

*shrugging*
*looking at Tay pics sighing and changing the Shamwows*

What??? I know you emptied a whole box when the shirtless Rob pic was released!!

*looks at Howl in shock*

What? Who, me?

*laughs nervously*

*looks around*

OK, ya got me, and a few pair of undies too!

looks to me he just woke up - and still sleepy.. hehe

Thank god!!!!!! I get to see this post!!!!!!

And for the first time I am not sleeping when Tay post is up!!!

*doing the WHo Let The Dogs Out dance*

LOL classic song

*joining the dance*... what!? I like to dance! ;)

Yay!!

*dancing with Jo on Rock DJ*

I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keepin' me up all night

woohoooo!! move over, Single Ladies!!! *shakes her booty*

Oh are we going to go Full Monty too??

*face brightening up*

*Hands Charlie to Jo and takes The Pack for herself*

Ok Jo, I think we are ready to see the Full Monty now!!

LOL!! we totally are!!
do you know that after translation Full Monty became "Naked & Happy" in Poland? :D

OMG!!! hahhahah

Talk abt saying what I was thinking!!!

you mind readers.. you!!

naughty minds think alike!! :)
you, me, Charlie, The Pack... def happy and DEF naked! :D

you dirty hoe!!! LOL

LOL!!
NOW I DO! :D
*doesn't stand up knowing that she'd fall again*

LMAO

*takes a bow with Howling Girl*
*thinks about Charlie naked, while bowing*
*falls on her face*
OUCH!! ;)

ROFL


Did you imagine yourself nekkid too and pointing your butt in his face?!

*Jo and Howling Girl taking a bow simultaneously*

LOL!

LMAO I was so happy...I always miss Tay posts and there are always 100 comments by the time I get there!

I'm sorry I was up at an ungodly hour and stole your first ;(

oh no worries sweetie...I'm happy with 2nd!! It was a close call!

but congrats to you!! :))

it was pretty funny cuz i usually read all the wolf girls comments to start the dy and i was like whoa!!!no comments yet?! it was pretty great,lol!

You HAVE to see the "hate post" that I have written to NMM on the last post!!

LOL!

But I checked out the pics on the Celeb -Gossip site... erm, the last pic was kinda HAWWWWT!!!

LMAO!

yes it is freaking hot! i got hot and bothered just looking at it. it should be a sin/crime for wearing tight jeans all the time. i have a thing for his thighs. their juicy lol. ;)
speaking of which, where's juicy?

aww poor you I just read it!!

But you're here now :D

yes!! yay!!

*waiting for TSH to start the single ladies dance*

Jakey and I are already dancing further up the top of the post....where are you?!!

LOL I am there!!

We were waiting till you finished your business with replying to all the posts!!

OK so now we can start!!

*showing TSH her costume - twirling around*

Look, I am in full get-up too!!

sorry about that...too much caffeine and I feel like i have to reply!!

you look great by the way!!!

Love the heels!! ;-)

Why thank you!

I have been waiting for this day - when I will dance with TSH!!

LOL!

OMFG I am super hyper today!!!

OMG, don't you just like melt whenever you see him???
How gawjus please?

He looks good, as always :D although maybe a little tired? hmm....

I wonder why hes in NY? Now I'm nervous for him, You have Taylor and Rob in the same city as those crazy girl fans! Please be careful Taylor and Rob, you know people are really going to flock to NY.

ahh, i know! seriously, he better lock all his doors, check around him at all times, etc:P


and taylor, he is a god. and i'm pretty sure he does not look seventeen at allll anymore, he's so grown up. and really, he kinda does look like a wolf. i think it's his nose, idk; but i really like it. and it looks like he just woke up, or is out of it; idk. but so cute( :

LOL looks like a wolf now? i think its the hair.

you know that Selena was on Jimmy Fallon last night....is that filmed in NY? I don't have clue because we don't get it in the UK.

yeah she was in NY but she's in canada now. and tay in NY was just doing the promotion thingy.
but then tay will be in canada i think to do the MuchMusicVideoAwards i think... with rachelle.

TSH IS BRITISH??!!!!
*gasps in shock*
BOOO-yah!!!!!!! i knew there was a bond between us!!!
Go Europe!!!!!
LMAO!!!!

I can do a mean british accent, does that count?

go on say something british....!

cuppah tay....

jolly good!!! :P

"Oh Bloody Hell!".... haha... pretty good for an American....

*Goes to room to practice accent more*

... it's not so hard....

See rob, i can be british too

*looks at rob with seducing smile*

:)

LOL keep trying chicky!!

NOOOOOO!!!
*realises i was kinda harsh*
....But you're still my Best American Friend, flplmtree!!!!

LOL

HMPH!

*practices British accent*

But it's SO GOOD! ;)

LMAO!

I am an excellent American friend to have though, I can settle. :)

Yes, yes of course you are plmtree!!!
*pats plmtree on back*
*dramatic music in background; preferbaly the British National Anthem*
One Day, when the Credit Crunch is over, i shall find you my dear friend, because it is my duty as a Brit to honour all of my friends, no matter how far they are...
*pauses to think of Lali in Chile*
..umm, okay, i MIGHT have to re-think that...

lmao!!!!

YES!

LMAO

Are you from the UK too SpankMe?

yeah im a Londoner, born and bred!!! GO LONDON!!!!!
but right now i have the urge to go to America just to be in the same continent as Rob...
WHY WONT HE COME BACK TO THE UK??!!!! HE BELONGS IN HIS HOMELAND!!!!
*remembers that TSH is a wolf-lover and therefore doesnt care*
i think i better take my tears somewhere else...
*walks towards Rob post*

I used to live in Wandsworth on the river but decided to move out of london last year. Still work here though so crashing in Islington at friends tonight....wooohooo to going out and getting p*ssed tonight...Thursday is the new Friday!!! LOL

I think he needs to come back here too...if only so I can say 'pa-hhahahahaha' to all the girls in the US!

Wandsworth??!!!! ISLINGTON??!!!!
OMG I USED TO LIVE NEAR THERE!!!!! I now live in Mitcham (stupid, tiny place next to Croydon) which is equivalent to Forks (without the trees...and the vampires)

EVERYDAY IS PARTY DAY!!! BRING ON AUGUST!!!!! THE BIKINI IS COMING OUT!!!!

LMAO!!!

LMAO

Mitcham isn't in London..thats like miles out!!

I had friend who lived in Reigate....that was the worst place ever...we did drive out into the sticks one evening to a place called Smith'n'Weston...I don't remember much of the night but I did come home with a cowboy hat!

Kidding... do you think I need something incriminating!!

LOL!

OMG!!! Cowboy hat!!!

Wait till you come to this side of the pond TSH...

I will have camcorder, camera everything ready!!

if you have a camcorder I'm not coming!! No one captures evidence on me!!

lol

HMMMMMM!!!!! Interesting theory!

I'm guessing Fallon is in New York then....?

I'm 99.5% sure he is.

UPDATE: yes, yes it is!
http://www.nytix.com/TVShows/Current/JimmyFallon/

well Bobs your uncle...I pieced it all together!!!!

Selena in NY = Taylor in NY

Taylor's gonna get some tonight!!! LOL

pft right. and im the queen of england. we all know selena is too squeaky clean for that plus she has a pledge ring or w/e u call it. and tay is a gentleman. :)

well they can do plenty of other stuff without her losing her ring....

*9am and the dirty mind is already there!*

sure but i really doubt that. im sure the ring applies everything else too, except kissing.

lol

Nooooooooooooooo

*claps hand on ears*

*muttering to self*
Think of happy things Howling Girl... think... think you dammit!!

Sunshine, butterflies, honey, sugar, spice and everything nice, power puff girls, puppies, yapping puppies, howling puppies, wolves, wolves-supposed-girlfriends....

Dammit!!! You have corrupted the scene TSH!!!

*sobbing and giving TSH a betrayed look*

*walking away wiping tears on sleeves*

aww dont worry, they wont be doing anything of that nature. :) read my post above to TSH. and if its true their not together anymore, they wont be doing much of anything. :(

LMAO

oh come on Howly....we just want him to be happy....Selena makes him happy!

I still love him but I would rather he be with her than Miley Cyrus!

*glaring at TSH for saying the M word*

*gag*

*running towards the bathroom*

I agree I never liked Selena until Tay was spotted with her... Now I am very much ok with her...
:-)

LOL

I love Selena and Tay together!

3RD!!!!!!

*looks around for grey-faces*

Not so quick on the mouse, now ARE YOU??!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*MC hammer dance with cookies*

Right lay off the grey faces now people ...unless you're politely asking them to register....it was fun while is lasted but leave them alone and stop intimidating them...I know, I know i did it too but enough already.

Thank you!! :D

*small voice*
okay, Moderator.

:)

thanks chick...I'm all for peace and love today!!

*actually notices what the post is about*
*stops dancing*

Oh for f*cks sake!!! Damn you, Taylor you stinkin' (Hot) Werewolf!!!!

*walks out of post*

Are you talking to yourself today Spankie!? LOVE IT!

LMAO!!!!! I think i am!!! I'm kinda wary about the grey-faces today...
*focuses back on post*
why is all about TAYLOR??!! HE'S NOT ROB!!! WHERE'S ROB??!!!

bam chica wah wah.... 2nd on a Taylor post!!! Yay me!!!

Thats the closest I have ever got on a wolf post!!!

*Does Happy Dance a la Chandler from Friends...bopping arms and legs about all out of synch*

*Throws legs in the air like Riverdance!!!* Yay me!!!!!!

This so much makes up for the one hour of sleep!! :D

ok so where is he in the city? like why is he here? please please comment me back

LMAO :D

come on join in the dance Bella ....you know you want to!!! ;D

oh lol u know me to well ....... *jumps in a joins the dance*......LMAO :D

Well if it isn't my friend TSH... why am I NOT surprised? Lol... enjoying your second much, huh? Dork... hehe... *does the Newton dance w/ ya* Just 'cause I'm trying to feel better... haha... oh your WOLF MAN is looking might HAWT here... wooo Tay...

My wolfman always look hot!!

Yay I got everyone dancing....I'm at work now though so I can only tap my feet today!!

LOL... I know, I noticed everybody is dancing all sorts of songs w/ your dorky self.... hehe!!
Well then tap away when you can't dance, girl... tap away *giggles*

*watches TSH's dance*
*sips coffee*
*shrugs*

If you can't beat her, then join her.

*breaks out in the cabbage patch dance*

Taylooooooooooooooor! Oh how you make this sh*t day at work so much better!! I have been upgraded to having my own office! Come on down darlin'. We can play the naughty secretary. We can even howl, and nobody will notice!

Bring Alex with you!!

*stops & thinks....*

Actually go see Howly for the naughty secretary....send Alex my way.

Yay TWP joins the party!!!

I'm just about to go now though :-(

...going out for boozy night out with friends! I will be back tomorrow still dancing I hope!!

LMAO!
Go get some rest!!

no way jose!!!

I'm on fire with all this caffeine....gimme more!!!

LOL

Ok...you had me at "bam chica wah wah"

LOL

hahaha! Sorry too much caffeine...I don't know whats wrong with me!! LOL

*sees TSH doing happy dance*
*looks at coffee*
*looks at TSH*
*huge happy grin spreads across face*
*chucks coffee over shoulder and walks perkily down the street*
That dance just totally made my day,TSH
who needs coffee?
Congrats!!!!
;p

awww thanks wolfy!

I need coffee...don't spill good coffee...send it my way!!

*grabs wolfy and breaks into dance with wolfy*

You shake that booty 4tw!!!

*uses lightning-quick wolfy reflexes to grab coffee before it hits the ground, then hands to TSH*

Cream? Sugar? Coffeemate?

OOh. booty-shaking...

*grins happily and shakes booty*

*earth starts shaking

woops.. Um.. sorry 'bout that.

lol

milk no sugar thanks!! ;-))

But I think I have had too much...I really should be working right now!

good morning ,still just looking at menu....

Good morning,honey. (:

Enjoy browsing.. the color pictures are delicious-looking today, yes??

lol

yes i have enjoyed looking

yay you're back!! They didn't scare you away!! :D

I was worried you wouldn't be coming back!

i did enjoy the roasting of the newbie,

they don't usually do an initiation like that...you should feel honored for being the first to get a welcome like that! ;-)

alright then i have a slow pc

Hey 4tW...I'm assuming that since your online right now that your house didn't blow away....The pictures of that Twister in Nebraska are pretty terrifying...

OMG! I didn't see it, Scarlet! I live in NYC now, but I'm from NE.. I always hated Tornado season, but my dad grew up there so he would always stand on the porch and watch the green sky and it head in..

*smart, right*?

kinda like you...

lol

Hey! helloooooo get your head into the game! since ur in NYC why not stalk taylor and take a few pics from the bushes of his cute butt. since he wears tight jeans and all that should be illegal! the wearing tight jeans i mean. ;)

OMG...my in-laws (who are NOT Texans let me clarify) break out the lawn chairs when the sirens go off.

And who are YOU to question intelligence? You lust after wolves.

*closes one eye and peeks at wolfy hoping she won’t notice the hypocrisy*

At least I don't smell like wet-dog!

Yes, yes.. let's all just sit and watch death as it looms near us..

And I'm an exclentl juj of smartiveness. Cant u tll? (LOL)



Oooh, *wicked wicked grin* No, no,no. honey.. when wolves are wet it's always in human form and trust me..not smelly at all.. very very very nic...uh..never mind.. not your business.

lol

sorry but i would rather c a vamp wet

LOL sing TSH!! sing for Taylor!!! :D

Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh oh

LMAO....damn Peter Facinelli!!

yay! *dances*
practice, TSH, practice - soon you're gonna show off your talent ;)

LOL

We need to do a karaoke next time we call....that would be sooooo funny!!

LMAO with the mics distorting our voices... that would be something!! :D

LOL

Yeah that would be something!!

I still think Nic's idea of watching the Twilight commentary together would
be hilarious!

LOL we'd die of laughter/lust or drown during the first 10 minutes! ;)
but I love the idea!!! :)

oh we have to do it on a friday or saturday night with a few bottles of wine!!

it's a date! ;)

LOL I'm in!!! but please not tomorrow, I've got a party to attend to ;)

Next week!!

I think I have to do that nursing my bottle of kool-aid!!

LOL!

*stares in awe of TSH doing the Mike Newton dance*

Wow.... that was.... AWESOME!

LMAO!

lol, mike newton dance<3

why thank you chick!

I still so happy I could put on a leotard and dance to Single Ladies!!

I think the one hour of sleep 3 venti latte's and 2 cans of pepsi are getting to me!! If I pass out make sure to call Carlisle...he'll inject me with the right thing to wake me up!

put on your leotard TSH!! howly and i are just waiting for another one to complete our single ladies dance.. LOL!

*grabs leotard and breaks out into Single Ladies*

*shakes the booty like theres no tomorrow*

wait wait wait!!!!

*shouting at howly*
hey howly!!! come over here!!! TSH is already shaking her booties!! LOL!

RFLMFAO

oh I'm p*ssing my pants with laughter and nearly choking on my 3rd pepsi...

uh oh.. now you need to change your leotards!! LMAO!!

*strips quickly and puts on the new shiny black one*

There all done!! Come on Jakey lets dance!!!

*putting on the white background*
*hit the play button*

Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh oh

*flipping hair*
*shaking hips*

howly come on now!! shake your booty sistah!! oh yeah!! LOL!

ROFLMFAO

*taps foot and shakes booty like Beyonce*

LMAO!! We'll have to get a vision of that one after coffee!!! :)

1 hour of sleep!? Were you being a NMM.org addict all night, or was this something more interesting? Good interesting I hope!

I was yapping with some of the gals offline and needed to pack because I'm staying over in London tonight...needless to say the yapping took over and I didn't pack much!

I have to leave the house at 5:30am to catch my train and well because I was up I ended up getting ready and then sleeping on the sofa from 4:30-5:30 and then zoomed out the house to get the train...3 venti's later + the pepsi...I have the shakes now! I'm on fire!!!

Good lord!

Shakes are no good..... here, have some carbs, it'll offset the caffein...

*hands TSH a hugely oversized bagel*

The girl sat next to me just gave me chocolate...she said I was banging the keys on my laptop like I wanted to break it....*oops*

Cheers for the bagel....think I should run out and get lunch but then I can't post....dilemma!!!

no!!!! what ever you do! dont break the laptop!!! my aircard was broken by my baby girl like..2 weeks ago, and i havent gotten a new one yet. thank God for the storm that took out the light pole in our back yard and the electricity company thats taking so long to fix it that we cant move back into the house(that we are about to move out of).....*taking deep breath*.....thus giving me the chance to use my perants computer because we are staying with them until saterday. the only downside....they still have dial up...
moral of the long winded story....breaking anything that gives you access to NMM.org is painful!!!!!! avoid this at all costs!!

*taps keys lightly!*

LOL point taken!!

damn, that was a nice wake up call :)