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The Robert Pattinson Birthday Cake

by Will on June 12, 2009 · Comments

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NMM.org reader Kelsey shared these pictures of her very delicious looking Robert Pattinson birthday cake. Yum!

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  • EmilyLovesEmmett
    I bet this excites a lot of people.. because this way... you can actually lick Rob's body haha
  • JCullen1901
    but it'd taste even BETTER if he had no shirt on......./:) YUMmmmmm....
  • amanda.ray
    my Mommy made this cake..... GOOOOOOOOOOO MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Yea you can lick his body, kiss him, touch him *oh he feels soft and squishy* lol, and do many things to him, but the bad thing is that he dissolves!!!!!!
  • Mrs.Pattinson
    How do u put his face on the cake without the copyright going thrue??? PLEASE tell me!!!
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    lmao well i dont blame them he looks good and the cake looks yummy!!
  • Jaypat
    Mmmmmm......Rob cake.......Mmmmmm.......Yummy....

    I wonder if my husband would get me a cake like this for my birthday....Probably not.
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    haha i bet hes going to be jelous!
  • cutesweetiezzz
    Ohhh good idea!
    People are so sneaky these days.

    "If you can't lick the real Rob, just lick the cake version of him!"
  • cullencrazy29
    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=s2b9jr&s=5

    this is my edward cullen cake

    .....you like it????? :D
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I like it!

    It is really good!

    Kudos to you for not licking his face off like I would have...

    LOL
  • cullencrazy29
    lol it took all the self-control in myself to but hey i kinda didnt wanna eat him and just savor his beautifulnes :D
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    hmmm......not sure that was a clean comment!!!!! lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    oh...um...THIS one...

    err...

    **looks around nervously**

    I just meant because of the icing..it looks delicious, don't ya think?? LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    hmm.....alright :) Will let it pass lol

    After all who doesn't love a bit of cake :) and a good licking for that matter lol
  • wow i LOOOOOVE it.....
    darn now i can't decide which one i want
  • hey ppl what would you do if this happened to you
    i mean it's not any of the twi-guys but it's still KOOL....
    i know the first part is really BORING
    so go to 3:18
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1yFjhh3ls8&feat...
  • TwilightSagaLove
    Woah! Why didn't those girls get up!!?! I would freak out but try to contain myself, look EVERYWHERE for a pen and paper always helps, chase after them - not in a freaky stalker way - and ask for their autographs and tell them how I'm such a ginourmous fan (:
  • yeah me too. or at least a pix.....anything.....
    well they heave that vidoe as memory lol
    wonder if they regret not going up to them????
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    dude i have a blown-up poster of that pic!!!!!! dats so AWESOME!!!!!!!
  • ilovehim57
    i so agree with you. :) he is so mega delic!
  • cullencrazy29
    i had a twilight cake for my b-day a while back..... :) it was cooler than that...... would u like to see it?
  • Jaypat
    Yes!!
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    yes we would like to see it :) nd lmao the girl with the glasses looks like shes gonna go into shock or something!!
  • cullencrazy29
    let see...i am trying to get this to work... how do i upload the picture? im kinda technicly challenged when it comes to this stuff
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    lol go to tinypic.com u can upload any size picture u want. :)
  • cullencrazy29
    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=s2b9jr&s=5


    i hope this is it.... you like it????? :D
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    wow the cake looksss sooooooo good!! am jelous i want some! :| did u bake it? if u did then ur talented women!!
  • cullencrazy29
    psh you honestly think i could MAKE that wonderful masterpiece?! ummm no way! i paid somebody to do it.... the correct thing to do because if i even attempted to make a cullen cake it would turn out to look like a deformed blob wiith a horrible taste! and by the way.... the cake was 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 vanilla..... ohhh it was AMAZING!
  • robertpattinsonismine
    yes!!
  • upandcomingcullen
    hahah i know! i would probably faint if that was my birthday cake! it's like yeh! i got robert pattinson for my birthday! :) well, not really. lol
  • LochNessieMonsters
    these picks r a little creepy! hahahaha

    i <3 twilight cakes!
  • AhMONIQUED
    I would love a cake with his photo on it, but wouldn't it be better if the ACTUAL Robert Pattinson came with the cake? x)
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    or jumped out of a cake? :-)....naked
  • XeniaCullen
    Damn it...You were too quick for me ;)
  • XeniaCullen
    With the cake? He should jump out of a cake! Shirtless! :D
  • jamjarrn
    would luv to have rob jump out fo the cake! I don't care if I am old enough to be his Mum. That means I'm not dead ,yet! NO, pun intended!Lol
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    Yummiest cake ever!
    But if I had a ROB cake...I am not sure I would bite it...Lick it maybe ;)
  • honey bee
    ROFL

    It's a lovely cake, but I wouldn't have chosen that photo. If you're going to go all out and put The Pattz on something edible, why not use a photo of shirtless Rob and lick? 8)
  • 5ctBauble
    My thoughts EXACTLY! No offence but there are much sucier pics of him!! That pic was rather..demure and innocent...wheres a shirtless pic or a more rugged pic!?
  • You got to remember Her MOM organised the cake.
    Go Mommy for getting a Rob cake at all...howere ...mommy know has to be shown the shirtless pics in time for next years cake!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    We might have better than shirtless by next year :)

    *wink*
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    I wouldnt want to eat it LOL


    I would just stare at it untill it goes bad.
  • mlj (Team Pea Coat)
    LOL!

    Like I needed ANOTHER reason to love cake!!!!!
  • RobRocks
    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope it hurts when she craps it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    your so bad!!!! LOL LOL LOL
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    lmao!!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    OMG LMAO!!
  • honey bee
    .
  • honey bee
    LMAO!!!!! You're nuts. *shakes head* I puffy heart you.
  • Okay, that's so wickedly cool! I mean, how awesome is it? YOU GET TO EAT ROB! <3
  • robertpattinsonismine
    yeh the other day my friend and i were imagining a huge cake and then robert jumping out of it covered in whipped cream.....hehehhe and then chocolate sprinkles fell from the sky and a massive cherry came out of no where and landed on his head anddd mmmmm he would look so sexy popping out of a cakeeeeee ahahahh
  • zzzzzzzzzz
    I wonder what his expression would be when he discovered that he was covered in frosting and he was surrounded by crazed twilight fans. I'd want that on film! Anyone psyched for New Moon? Only 160 days!
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    It looks too good to eat!
  • haha Bean - like the new name

    Who live sin a pinapple at the bottom of the sea.....Jasper Cullen apparently - well I guess he doesn't need to breathe!
  • definetly-maybe
    well... i think it's a bit 2 much, i mean wud u like if someone gets a cake with ur face on it n eats it?! it's kinda going overboard... whatever... none of my business anyway sooo...
    don't missunderstand: I'M STILL A HUGE FAN OF ROB N EDWARD (but I have limits)
  • Twittered
    Ya!! I agree with you. why would you want to cut him up and eat him? That's just sick. why not keep him whole and enjoy his presents/ company.
  • latinadominicana
    i agree with you !I really really like rob but if i was famous i wouldn't want someone to eat MY face
  • Marisa_21
    i agree with flavia_dreamy....i mean i like him too but im not that obsessed with him to b eating him
  • flavia_dreamy
    crazy people
    robert pattison on their skin, food, clothes
    crazy
    don't get me wrong: i like rob but this is too much
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Nice cake!

    But you know what they say: 'a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips'.

    Now I would rather have the real Pattinson on my hips at least I would be burning calories instead of piling them on.

    ok 3.00 am in the UK need some zzzzz
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    ROTF

    i didn't see this post till now.......i just spat my coffee all over the keyboard :) LMAO

    Oh well screw it...it's only a work PC :)

    Oh your in the Uk too :) hooray :)
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    I had forgotten about this...... if for any unfathomable reason Mr Pattinson were to ever see these comments I would end up in jail for psychologically molesting a young man...... funny though

    Now to more important business What are you doing at work it's sunday unless I have totally missed a day in which case I've just lost my job as I should be in France, no, no, no .......*goes to check calendar, TV, radio and asks nexts door* Phew yessss it is sunday - WEhy are you at work woman and where abouts in the uk are you?

    God my posts get crazier by the minute............... maybe I should change medications ...... as if that would make a difference LMAO
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    hmmm.....

    I think you'd be okay :) By the time they get though the really dirty comments on these posts, there would be no time to try your case :) LMAO

    Um...i'm in Scotland :) Yes yes *smacks head of desk* I'm working on a sunday....i have a little weekend job at the moment.....i have young kids and was back at uni for a while...so it's the only time i have free to work :( Booo

    Where are you???

    Hold the phone..........you get to go to France for work??

    *stomps off in a temper* LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Phew - I didn't think of that, lots of posts to go through before they get to mine....

    I'm in Cheltenham I work for Kraft as a business analyst while on project they send us around quite a bit last year between Oct and dec I was on a plane every week twice a week. It's great to meet people but most of the time we only see colleagues airports hotels motorways etc. no sightseen - still better then be stuck in the same place all the time.....not conducive to a private life though ..... more time to dedicate to Rob
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO Oh who need a real life LOL

    Isn't he going to France later to shoot a movie?? Maybe you'll end up seat buddies :)

    Oh my hubby is a project manager, he was working as an analyst last year :)

    *prepares to assume well practiced expression......which invloves nodding a lot while not understanding a word about critical pathways....and stakeholder analysis and such*
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    I wish I could be a seat buddy with Rob but Kraft is stingy we only travel economy (lowest economy seats possible) but hey you never know

    I fell into my job by accident a few years back while working in HR, I still pretend to understand what everyone is talking about, nodding sagely, pretending to care about master data, hyerarchies, etc. What a palaver - give me picture of Rob and I can write a dissertation on what I think it's going on ........ much more interesting........ LOL

    what are you studying at Uny?
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Well not Rob *sigh*

    I took some time out of nursing for a while and worked as an underwriter....i wanted a nice 9-5 office job like all my friends lol..now i'm heading back to hospitals :) You need to go back to uni for 3 months to register as a nurse :)

    But i just found out i passed with an A so i'm good to go :) lol
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    KUDOS you got an A Fantastic!

    *does the happy dance*

    Wow I am impressed I couldn't be a nurse! The hours (although with insomnia I could probably do nights easily), crappy doctors who think they know it all and some patients who just need to get a grip and snap out of it!

    huh definitely not nurse material! LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    *scatches head*

    Hmmm...that sounds like nurse material to me :) LOL

    I mostly do nights :) I'm a bad insomniac :) looks at number of posts on NMM 2800....yeah well....Duh everyone says!!! LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    what's with this thing the reply button disappears after a while duh!!

    ha ha ha me a nurse ROTFLMAO Hell angel more likely ..... I would certainly speed up recovery by scaring people out of hospital..... maybe I should talk to the govt about easing congestion....

    well I am now free to read more fanfic (should be editing my book by hey call it research ;-0) and keep up with cyber friends yey!!!
    - ironing done
    - cleaning done
    - packing done (passport, ticket check)
    LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    My god.....if that was me....it would be...

    Ironing - not done
    cleaning - not done
    Passport - meh...will find in the morning

    *eating cookies and reading fan fiction* LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    oh I have a little OCD (both kinds Cullen disorder and the usual Compulsive one - so screwd;-0)
    so I have to get stuff ready and double/tripple check. I only do what is strickly necessary for the trip. the rest will stay dirty/crumpled until I need it :-)
    mmhh cookies I knew I was missing something ... LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LOL

    I take it you are all up to speed on your cookies now?? l
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Yep dying to read the rest of the chapters when she finally publishes them, I miss Bad A$$ E. Thanks to Effing I've now read sub and dom, office and I'm on to red anything else good out there? what are you reading now?
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    That Effing spreading her twi-porn....

    *looks at Effing with motherly pride*

    I sent her her very first fan fic you know :) I think i've created a monster LMAO

    Have read all those too......have some others i've not read yet...but they are at home....i can sent you quite a funny tiny one if you like - 5 minute read but i laughed my ass off nicnixs@hotmail.com
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    *looking at Nicnixs with pride and love*

    Yes Sire we owe you big time! LMAO
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Yeah i like to be in the background stirring up trouble and then walking away LOL

    I sent you little funny one :) it only takes a min to read it :) But you might have got it from your pusher already LMAO
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    We are all following your teachings looking at you for approval....

    Maybe you could start a new course at Uny teaching sh*t stirring - I would enrol beats any other course..........
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LOL

    If you need i fan fiction dose i have another one :) It's not dirty......it's twilight from EPOV....and it's not finished (are they ever) But even if you don't want to read it all its worth skipping to the last 2 chapters just for the meadow scene lol
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    I'd love to have it I'm hoping Stephenie will finish Midnight Sun soon she can't possibly leave it at just before the meadow - Iknow the story but Edward's point of view is so much more fun!
    Fanks! x
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LOL :)

    Okay am sendng :)
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    got it cheers x
  • Edward's Brunette
    Wonder if it was an ice cream cake??? So it's hard and cold like Edward.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    I don't want a bite of that cake... I wanna bite of the real thing...

    LOL!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Okay..did it!

    *wipes brow*
    whew!! That was seriously the hardest thing I ever did. LOL

    BUt...TAKE THAT LTCB!!

    haha!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Keep up the good work... You can do it..

    What!! I'm cheering you on...

    You know you wanna lick the frosting off don't cha??? = P
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **keeps reading last sentence in LTCB's comment**

    STOP WOMAN!!

    are you trying to make me lose this bet?!?!?!?

    lol
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Focus Effing!! Don't turn to the Darkside...

    Use the force.. CONCENTRATE....

    It's just a cake It's just a cake....

    with Rob's Hot face on it... = P
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    yes....

    it's just cake

    it's just cake...

    it's just cake that I would like to eat off....ERR...um...

    nevermind
  • how many hors left to go Effin'?

    Will you make it without spontaneously combusting?

    Or when the bet is over will you spontneously smut all over the posts?
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I just had to make it through this thread..But since I couldn't spread my wonderful dirty thoughts on this one, I am going to have to make up for it on the next Pattinson post. LOL
  • Well Done...

    **rubs hands gleefully**
    Looking forward toi the next Rob post - all that pent up Smut should be
    worth seeing

    Think I may join you in gutter territory...again!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    hmmm....your dancing right up to the dirty line here LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    yes...but i didn't cross it! That is all that matters!! LOL
  • just_hyper (JB)
    OK....... guess I can share him!

    if you ask nicely...

    LOL
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    my birthday is coming up...will you please make me a delicious charlie / demetri cake??? thanks. LOL
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    LOL I'll make it and ship it to you!!! :D (and then make another one for myself! :))
  • You'd better make three cakes!
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    haha of course I will! :)
  • BiteMe. Team SexyAudiDriver
    weird. with a sprinkle of creepy. ... not really sure what to think.
  • just_hyper (JB)
    DONT BITE HIM!!!!!!!!!

    HES MINE!!!!!!
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    no hes mine back off women!! ;)
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    ok, I don't know what's more weird: having the face of a complete stranger on your birthday cake (and eating it afterwards *there goes Rob's nose*) or that crazy nutter's facial expression.
    She's creeping me out.

    lol
  • haha i love the face she's making in the first pic OMG hehe
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    lol that face is actually kinda sorta scary!!
  • the_nina
    Uh.. woah. Intense.
  • the_nina
    And first! Awesome.
    By the way, not only is that a good choice of picture for the cake, but that girl's glasses are awesome.
  • audrey
    beautiful xx
  • Lydia
    cool i want one!
  • CarolB790
    hahahaha i <3 it. But i'd never get one.
  • YEAH!!!
    lol
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    my gosh ive never seen a more delicous cake in my life unless it had all the twilight men on it id so love that you
  • my_stupid_shiny_volvo_owner
    yayayay! im at the top and that is one delishious looking cake! : P
  • my_stupid_shiny_volvo_owner
    wow not at all! that was really stupid of mee! hahahaha
  • cutesweetiezzz
    LOL

    Nice facial expression!
  • RealMenGlitter
    scrumptious!!...though I would have used a whole body shot
  • yummy:D
  • britt
    uh..that's um...creepy
  • MelissaIsATwilightLover
    I call bottom!
  • just_hyper (JB)
    lmao!!!!!!!!!
  • omg wow.... ahh and silly me wanted the new moon cake.....
    heck no, lol i seriously want the robbie one so bad....
    mmmm i can jux taste it....
    two more months,jux two more months
  • and this is why i LOOOOOOVE him...lol.... and for a bunch of other stuff...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFHUwC9tD8A&feat...
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    That is so cute!

    A bit much for me to do, but still very sweet!
  • XeniaCullen
    Somehow that's really... weird!
  • doood I want one!!!! hahaha
    I am getting the Bella cake from the NM trailer for my bday though!! yay!!!!
  • If I got 1 I wouldnt want 2 eat it lol. I would feel uncomfortable eating his face lol. I mean if u r gonna get ur lips on his face u want it 2 b the real 1 and not 1 made of icing and marzipan lol
  • Majnona (H.N)
    that's a cake to picture with not to eat <3
  • wow the girl in the 1st pix is jux plain creepy lol
    i mean, yesss it's robbie.... but dont try to scare ppl
  • nono
    Dude that is creepy. Rob is a great actor (and of course gorgeous).. but all these people fantasizing over him is dumb!! He is a normal person... the only reason people are so about him is because he plays a character that in our eyes is perfect. Leave him alone!! haha
  • XeniaCullen
    I bet you are the one who's fantasizing the most ;)
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    I wonder what the store that made that cake was thinking when she brought the pic in of Rob to put on the cake? lol
  • eva6kora
    Looks yummy!
    It's my birthday soon, can I get one? *blink* *blink*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    HOLY SH**

    It's Cannes Rob on a cake!!!

    HE'S DELICIOUS!! but I could never eat his face like that, a little too weird for me!

    LOL
  • This is one of his hottest pictures! Love him! =D
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Oh...wow...look at that. A Robert Pattinson birthday cake...

    Well, Happy Birthday to her.

    I wonder what made her choose that picture? I mean they are all good, but wonder what it was about THAT pic??



    **shouts to Nicnixs and LTCB**
    TAKE THAT!!!
    *victorious laughter**
    buahahahahahahaha!!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    ROTFLMAO!!

    Good Job Effing!

    Nice...clean and thoughtful...

    Glittery stars for you....
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Hells yeah!!!

    **takes glittery stickers**

    ooh...can I have 3???
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    4 glittery gold stars for you Effing!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Sweet!!

    thanks...but I am starting to think they are not worth it!

    **starts thinking What would LTCB do?**

    lol
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    I would want a huge cake shaped like Rob from head to toe...

    Um.. I wonder what part I would eat first?

    Effing what do you think?
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    the head.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    LMAO!!! I was drinking water and I laughed...
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **innocent look**

    WHY??

    Are you okay??

    **thinking it serves you right**

    lol
  • mlj (Team Pea Coat)
    OMG...You are so crazy!

    Cutting into a cake with Rob's face/head on it would cause me pain.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Innocent look! Hah

    *backing away slowly*

    Oh my.... Effing's avatar is looking at me Beautiful Bas***d style

    *quiver*

    Mmhh Mr. Pattinson I've come undone

    *slides to floor incoherent*
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Thats was dirty - bang your outt!!!!!!!!

    I know what you mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    That was NOT dirty!!

    I simply said "the head" because he has such a wonderful mind. Such a great actor, and his sense of humor..I just meant because he is such a thoughtful person...I said the head because of the way his MIND works...

    Geeze...I am offended...

    lol
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO

    I call bulls**t on you babes :) LOL

    But i still love and respect you :)
  • just_hyper (JB)
    good job effing!

    but how about a REAL comment now??

    *singing voice*
    you know you wanna!

    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Nope...I can't the bet was not limited to my first comment, it was for the whole thread...

    that being said...

    **clears throat**

    Gee, he must be really happy - being put on b-day cakes is kind of a big deal, isn't it? He may just think it is weird...I hope not that may make me feel guilty for eating one. LOL
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    I would just take a bite with out even cutting it with a knife.. MORE FOR ME!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    OMG


    I woud like to take that icin...**stops suddenly**

    DAMMIT LTCB!!

    go away!!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    WHAT!! some chick wants to smear it all over her body...


    HAHAHA!! Made ya look!!

    LMAO!!! Sorry Effing!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **pictures cake smeared all over Pattinson's body**

    OMG!!

    **starts to think of Efron**

    blech...that's better!!

    **points to LTCB**
    IT IS GONNA TAKE ALOT MORE THAN THAT TO BREAK ME, WOMAN!!

    lol
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Not Efron Silly Rob...

    Robert Pattinson... Bad Edward Leather jacket...

    Scooby Doo pjs.... Yeah... that one...

    You remember... Unicorn cookies... = P
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **shaking leather-clad Pattinson image from my thoughts**

    ...and I always thought you were innocent, turns out you're EVIL!!

    lol
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Sticks and Stones Effing... Sticks and stones may break my

    bones but your words would never hurt me.. (sticks out tongue)

    Blah!!!

    Just kidding Effing your doing GREAT!!!

    How long do you have to keep this up..there's another post

    already..

    You know I do this cuz i really <3 you..... LOL!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Just on this thread....
     
    I think I slipped already...
     
    **hangs head in shame**
     
    it just came out so naturally and it was too late for me to edit it..
     
    lol
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    I miss the old Effing...

    Are you done now?
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!!

    I think so...

    *sighs*

    I am thinking I may reply with my usual responses. it is no fun this way.. LOL
  • just_hyper (JB)
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    damn it! I really should get to work!
  • JCullen81
    What was the bet? Obviously you are trying to behave yourself.... but where's the fun in that?
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    O wow Effing, I'm impressed... I knew you could do it!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Thanks...I am not sure how much longer I can hold out...I mean I got 4 stickers for it, but I am starting to think it is not worth it. LOL
  • Kay
    Effing where are you? we have a Hater over at the Kristen post.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    coming!!
     
    **rolls up sleeves, heads to kristen post I didn't even know was there**
     
    lol
  • twihardbaby
    LMFAO how weird if i saw someone with that cake i would throw it in their face

    im embarrassed for those girls
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    now wheres Effing? I would love to read her thoughts on this one! :-)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    HERE!!

    But, I CANT say anything I WANT to say because I have a bet with NIcky!

    dammit!!
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    Oh Effing ...... what did you do? :-(


    I think your going to lose your bet LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I didn't DO anything...it was a stupid bet we made on the magazine post...

    she challenged me, and I am too stubborn to back down. LOL

    I will NOT lose this bet!! I CAN DO IT!!!

    **keeps chanting to self like the little engine that could**
    lol
  • just_hyper (JB)
    what if it was a different picture??

    *forces effing to look at shirtless Rob pic......AND the V*

    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **looks at shirtless pic**

    **starts to drool**

    **pulls away from JB**

    NO!!

    I can't ....trust me....i WANT to but I cant! lol
  • just_hyper (JB)
    wow! what a strong woman!

    ill take that pic back then!!

    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    **grips tightly to picture**

    **glares at JB**

    BACK OFF!!


    I am going thru withdraw here..

    lol
  • just_hyper (JB)
    LMAO!!

    fine, since i really am leaving for work!!


    GOOD LUCK!!!

    **crosses fingers behind back hoping effing breaks**
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Thanks...

    **muttering to self**
    ..how much longer can I hold it in??

    lol
  • RobRocks
    R u using my word woman.....YOU BACK OFF .....ROB IS MINE....ALL MINE....ALL NIGHT
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    well since u have him all night may i have him in the morning sharing is caring remember? ;)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Well, I cannot be on Pattinson on this post the way I would like to be...so, you will have him this time with no fight...

    **cursing NIcky under my breath**

    lol
  • RobRocks
    OMG i am gonna touch every ounce of his body and lick it and do other things as well.....Effing WHO??????????? yea thats right his mine...you never had him...ALL MINE!!!!!!1
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    enjoy it while it lasts...next Pattinson post, I am gonna be ALL over that!!

    lol
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Awwww

    Effing you did way better than i expected :) LOL

    8/10 for effort lol :)
  • breesmom
    So sad! I was waiting to hear your answer to this. If there ever was a post for you, this is it!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Tell me about it!!

    **slams head on table repeatedly**

    lol
  • twiromantic
    you know how people always ask for a piece of cake with the yummy sugary icing flowers? what would you ask for on this cake? "i want his left eye", "no i want his nose", "no, give me those luscious lips"....haha i'm cracking myself up....

    haha i just had a thought, i would want this cake but i would just want to look at it, not eat it. i can't imagine cutting into that beautiful face!
  • neev
    OMG what a sexy cake! I So cool!
    Too bad I just had my birthday a couple of months ago and no one gave me cake like that. BORING!
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    At least that's something you can literally sink your teeth in!
  • TWILOVER96
    LOL... yeah now you can sink your teeth into Rob... jk but i bet that cake is delicious!! =D
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    Hmm looks too sugary for me, I usually have a real sweet tooth, but I want the real deal!
  • TWILOVER96
    LOL but true who doesn't!!
  • prodigalofblue
    Love it! I know what to get my cousin for her birthday; an edible and lickalicious Robert Pattinson birthday cake! She's going to savor every lick and swallow. I might have one myself.
  • Team~Edward~96
    oh-mi-gosh, that is SOOOO cool!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm having a twilight cake 4 my b-day & also 4 my b-day, i'm going 2 c NEW MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm SOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!
    i don't think i've ever been this excited 4 a birthday. me & my 5 closest friends r going 2 c it. we all can't wait!!!
  • Team~Sparkly~Vamps(TSV)
    lol congrats is ur bday in november? and u better share the cake with me!! :)
  • Team~Edward~96
    actually Team~Sparkly~Vamps, it's december 3, but since the date was so close and i REALLY wanted 2 c new moon, i figuired go ahead & have my party early. & you'll have 2 live REALLY close 2 me 2 get a piece!!! lol
  • ROB'S MA KINDA MAN!
    Oh i love the cake.... but ohhhh i'd be guttered having to cut thru his gorgeous face tho....
  • fanpire
    yummmm :D

    i could just eat him up... literally:P
  • Had I been at that party....with my friend's face that close to a cake. I would have reached over, and smashed her face into it. Just because that's the type of person I am. lol!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Ha!!

    ...and that is why I love you!!

    LMAO!!

    **note to self: don't invite TWP to my b-day parties**

    lol
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    i would get a cake with a naked pic of rob and have a sweet glace cherry placed just in the right place. Although it would take more than one cherry to cover up.

    ok i wouldnt get a cake like that, but it is ok dream isnt it?

    *hyperventilating* ok need to calm down
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    Probably won't go over too well when I tell my husband this is the cake I want for our 10th anniversary this year...
    Oh well...I was gonna have to give up something sooner or later.
    I will miss my husband.
    LOL
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    LMAO sparkly. Shows great commitment.
    I guess i dont feel too bad now that i'd probably do the same, although the real rob is would be a better trade
  • JCullen1901
    Yummiest cake EVER!!!!!!

    But it's too good to eat...or lick......

    I wonder what that girl did with it....?????? LOL

    And, MAN, I wish someone would come up with a Robert Pattinson popsicle! I COULD FINALLY LICK HIS FACEEE!!!! LOL

    (It could be RobbyP. flavored!) XD lol
  • LovesJasper
    you can totally see her Squeeeeeeeeeee!!

    Her face planted right in the middle of the cake would have been stinkin hilarious!
  • Marianne
    Oh, please, can't people just leave the poor guy alone. It's no wonder he hates having his picture taken. Ridiculous.
  • JCullen1901
    Oh, and poor Effing ;(
    You can't comment? That sukcs 'cuz I AM YOUR #1-12-YEAR-OLD-TEAM-EDWARDIAN-FANNNN!!!!!
    I WISH I COULD TALK OF ALL THINGS ROBERT/EDWARD WITH YOUUU!!!!!! DX

    *sigh*Oh well....I'll catch you on the OTHER RobbyP. article......

    *dies from lack of laughs and robert-flavored cake*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    HA!!!

    Well, nice to meet my #1 12-YEAR-OLD-TEAM-EDWARDIAN-FANNNN!!!!!

    LOL

    Thanks for the condolences...I appreciate it - **impatiently waiting for next Pattinson post**

    lol
  • JCullen1901
    there's just NEVER enough robert pattinson news to satisfy my thirst for robert pattinson. *sigh*

    LOL-- *chokes*

    GAH!!!

    *dies from lack of "Robert Effing Pattinson")

    LOL
  • ohmy_feathers
    That has to be one of the most common expressions from girls when they see Rob! hahaha! Awe he's such a cutie, we just want to eat him up!!
  • awesome b day cake i love it .......it must be yummy lol :D
  • SarahCullen - TeamKeepthePeace
    that is the most insanely beautiful cake that i've ever seen.
  • stupid lamb
    i got this cake done for my best friend back in april, the girl did s uch a great job!
    http://tinypic.com/?t=postupload
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *Drools*
    I want me some of THAT cake... NOW!!!
    LMAO that girl's face on the first picture.... PRICELESS!! That would be me too... lol... ROB CAKE=Yummy!! GIMME GIMME... yumm!!!!
  • stupid lamb
    click the second link the first ones wrong..lolz
  • MMmm...Rob with cake...I would love to have this cake. I would eat it it very slowly, dreaming away why I lick, taste, and eat my Robcake. :)
  • ohmy_feathers
    random article that I happen to be in total agreement with...

    http://www.examiner.com/x-11613-Books-on-Film-E...
  • JTSTeam Swiss
    lol, i wonder if Rob knows fans of his use his picture to make a cake so they can use the excuse to lick away @ him???

    that is one yummy-licious cake...it's too bad i wouldn't have the strength to just look @ it. i'd def. want a TASTE OF THAT!
  • 1WolfHater
    she is squealing Hilarious
    I WANT IT
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Girlie-girl's got bigger problems than just a simple addiction to Robert Pattinson...Who went shopping with her and said "Yeah...you should buy those glasses...they look good on you." It definiately wasn't a friend.
  • love.
    all i got to say is....
    damn.
  • twilight43ver
    where do go to get a cake like this done?because ive been to a couple of places and they tell me that i cant do it because of the pictures copyrights...
  • Mrs.Pattinson
    ya i want to know to!
  • lmao, so awesome :D
  • Edwardlover89
    Mmmm, I want that cake!! I would lick that beautiful face of his. lol. Yummy!
  • RobObsessed
    WOW. mmm now i realy wanna cake like that ! :]
    ive so gone all green eye jealousy.. yumm, wow, urm what was i saying...lost my thought train lmao.
    im glad she got these pictures before she ate him, haha

    and the facials of the girl in the picture- they are legendary !
    made me laugh, lol- i cant even imagine what id do if i got this cake, would i still be breathing ?!? LOL. or will i have fainted and then start dreaming about lickiing...

    and from what ive been reading, shot to its effing for the bet, i dnt no i wouldve lasted

    and too all those people who are saying its wierd and creepy and then would never do it.. pfffft watever ;] lol
  • Samantha!
    oh my goooodness!
    i would hate to eat that cake..i'd want to keep it forever :)

    i feel silly saying this but i'm actually jealous! i should get one for my 17th birthday.... :D
    he's so damn good looking!
  • jest
    i had a rob cake for my bday!!!!!! was a far better pic. it was the bird cage 1 from teen vogue i think. mmmmmmm
  • Poor Rob. He would definitely be more paranoid when he sees this.
    Rob : Can't you see they're eager to eat my face?!
  • Nataniasmom
    I got a Edward cake for my birthday a couple weeks ago too, here look :)

    My daughter and I blowing out the candle :
    http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/natani...

    Good pic of the cake:
    http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/natani...
  • Nataniasmom
    And in my defense, Edward is fictional, this was not about Rob in real life.
    It's like the difference between Miley and Hannah.

    So yea... lol.
  • Mrs.Pattinson
    hey how do u put his pic on the cake without the copyright going thrue? PLEASE tell me! thanks!
  • Nataniasmom
    I have no idea, my mom got the cake for me, so it was a surprise, I would assume it is like when people put any pics on a cake, they just do it, maybe the store already had the pic, no idea, sorry.
  • Mrs.Pattinson
    hey how did u put his face on it? i REALLY want a rob cake for my bday so please reply! thanks!
  • TwilightFreak09
    Take a pic to your nearest bakery. Or to like an Albertson's, Walmart or someplace like that that bakes cakes. Just ask them to put the pic on your cake and ta-dah! They'll do it for you! :D
  • TwilightFreak09
    For my 18th, I had a Robert Pattinson bday cake as well! With the same picture that's in my avi pic! :D Hottttt stuff. I cut AROUND his head because I couldn't stand the thought of slicing his beautiful face. It wasn't until yesterday (5 days after getting the cake) that I finally did. It was tough. But I had to do it. lol. My mom was getting mad I wouldn't slice the cake properly. Hahahaha.
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