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Very Important News About Robert Pattinson’s Buttcrack

by Will on June 6, 2009 · Comments

in Funny, Robert Pattinson

I just don’t have the words for this one. I found it pretty darn funny though!

[via TwiFans, thanks TeamSpaceHeaters]

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1 bcwlove 06.06.09 at 3:19 pm

that is funny!!!

2 -Kay- 06.06.09 at 3:19 pm

Lol loved the intro!!

3 bcwlove 06.06.09 at 3:19 pm

1st comment whooo hoooo

4 heliumrok 06.06.09 at 3:20 pm

haha first point sooo true. mmmm Robert Pattinson Buttock…. *droolls*

5 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:20 pm

third?

6 rachael 06.06.09 at 3:20 pm

omg thats SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

7 honey_bee 06.06.09 at 3:20 pm

Dear Lord,

May a belt never find its way into Mr. Pattinson's wardrobe ever again.

Amen & Amen.

8 Ange 06.06.09 at 3:20 pm

Hahaha. I hate TMZ. But that was funny.

9 <3 Kristen76 06.06.09 at 3:21 pm

OH my lord… LMAO!!!!!!!

10 patrob 06.06.09 at 3:21 pm

omg those are the cutes butt cheeks ever..i wish i could grab them…hehehe

11 <3 Kristen76 06.06.09 at 3:22 pm

she's a witch!!! BURN HER!!!

12 ilovebella&edward 06.06.09 at 3:22 pm

11th !

13 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:23 pm

Hahahaha
LOL
That was hilarious!

*stops laughing*
But true.

14 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:23 pm

LOL
Congrats on 11th!

15 Erin 06.06.09 at 3:23 pm

ALL HAIL ROBS BUTTCRACK! :P hahaha.. this was funny!

16 -Kay- 06.06.09 at 3:23 pm

Amen to that!! haha

17 Hazeena 06.06.09 at 3:23 pm

rofl

18 Hazeena 06.06.09 at 3:24 pm

In fact ..if Rob sees this..I think he'll soon have a wardrobe FULL of belts.LOL

19 MrsLautner93 06.06.09 at 3:25 pm

what a niCe buttcrack *just kidding* but the video is funny an so true!! we could see anything involving our twiguys even if it is not important!!

20 robizmine 06.06.09 at 3:25 pm

omg sad! i know his butt crack is amazingly sexy but poor guy cant go around putting on shoes without getting youtubed! rob… i still luv you :-p

21 irishgurl 06.06.09 at 3:25 pm

Lol they should burn her!

22 sabrine 06.06.09 at 3:25 pm

oh god that was sooooo funny specially the burn the wiiiiiiitch! part haha

23 TwilightRobGirl 06.06.09 at 3:25 pm

“Is he that hot?!” WTF is that chick thinking?! I can't believe she even has to question the HOTNESS that is Rob Pattinson.

Otherwise, the video “cracked “me up!! get it?!! LMAO!!

24 vampire_angel 06.06.09 at 3:26 pm

omg shame on dat wench who said is he rli dat hot

how very much effing dare she!!!!!!!!!

ladies wen i say 3 we run n get her….whos wit me

1….
2….
3….

but stil da was funi as f*** hehehe totally brghtened my day up

LMAO

25 MillyPattinson 06.06.09 at 3:26 pm

HAHA!!
funniest thing iv seen or heard all day :) :)

26 KatPattz 06.06.09 at 3:26 pm

You're so right ! *praying*

27 -Kay- 06.06.09 at 3:26 pm

Lol!! let's hope he doesn't Hazeena.

28 Kimberlina 06.06.09 at 3:27 pm

LOL, poor guy…but it is rather funny! Especially the intro about RPatz fans!! I am so one of those…

29 SwitzieJ 06.06.09 at 3:28 pm

Me too! And worst of all, it couldn't be more true.
But I am proud to be a girl who likes Robert Pattinson and would watch anything involving Robert Pattinson no matter how dumb it is! LOL.

30 ivana 06.06.09 at 3:28 pm

where the twilight don't shine :) ))))

31 svetla 06.06.09 at 3:28 pm

Nice,very,very nice.I'm speachless

32 ImmortalLove92 06.06.09 at 3:28 pm

Hahahaha!
That made me really LOL!

::bows:: All Hail the Amighty Buttcrack!

“She's a witch!
Burner her!”

::grabs a pitch fork::

LMAO!
JP!

33 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:29 pm

lol
I think I spotted several of us in the crowd of angry people holding torches!

34 IndiesR 06.06.09 at 3:29 pm

LMAO! Besides, I happen to love Rob's butt crack! LOL

35 Kimberlina 06.06.09 at 3:29 pm

LOL, hey I think I saw you! LMAO!!

36 Helpless_Delicious 06.06.09 at 3:30 pm

Welcome back post! I really missed you please don't leave me again…

37 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:30 pm

Hahaha
Yeah…still laughing at “she's a witch, burn her!”
LOL

38 allaboutedward 06.06.09 at 3:30 pm

Its funny COS ITS TRUE!!!

*licks monitor*

39 Mapi Carvajal 06.06.09 at 3:30 pm

she's a witch!!!!! burn her!!!! O_O LMAO

40 rpattzgirl 06.06.09 at 3:30 pm

OMG, that is hysterical, and so true. Yes, we do get excited over any little tid bit no matter what! And the chick who said “is he really that hot?” Uhh, hello??? Are you crazy???
I could stare at any part of him for the rest of my life and never get tired or bored…..He's even got beautiful feet!

41 ferni 06.06.09 at 3:30 pm

okaaaaaaaay, lol no comment

to lady- yessssss he is that hot
lets burn her

42 forevertwilight 06.06.09 at 3:30 pm

The best news i've had all day and it's over a buttcrack.

I'm so glad Rob obviously doesn't own a belt :)

43 ilovebella&edward 06.06.09 at 3:30 pm

Oh my gosh! Thanks for posting this video. I never would have thought that I'd see Spunk Ransom's butt in my entire existence. Thanks so much to the papz for taking a good shot of his buttcrack even though we only have a few seconds to enjoy it. Papz should take a lot of these buttcrack shot instead of taking a close up shot of Rob's sad face (poor Rob too far to be with KStew). Buttcrack shot is way to go to swoon us RPattz lovers!

44 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 3:31 pm

Sweet Jesus!!

If them keeping Pattinson away from us for a few days gets us a glimpse of his a$$-crack..imagine what we would get if we didn't have him for a week?!??!?

**thinks of possibility of seeing “one-eyed Robbie”**

Well, it would be tough not seeing him for that long, but hell, it would be SO worth it!!

LOL

That video was hilarious, BTW!!

45 CullenFanatic911 06.06.09 at 3:31 pm

Now I remember why I don't like TMZ. They have to make fun of everything. The only people that they say nice things about are the ones that actually talk to them. They just irk me.

46 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.06.09 at 3:31 pm

LoL Honey that was awesome **wink**

47 Aimee 06.06.09 at 3:31 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

48 phillygirl19119 06.06.09 at 3:31 pm

Absolutely sleezy of TMZ. Unbelievable. I find nothing funny about it. He can't even go thru airport security in peace. TMZ has a bunch of people working for them who appear to not even graduated high school (i.e. that blonde guy) and just prey on those who are trying to make a living. TMZ are a bunch of loosers. Why would you even take the time to post that sleeze on this site?

49 BronteFan 06.06.09 at 3:31 pm

LOL!!! “She's a wtich…” OMG, too funny! Thanks for the laugh :) ))))

50 cachun 06.06.09 at 3:31 pm

Who cares
and i think he doesnt care either
you can berly see his BUTT
thats dumb

51 RobismySL 06.06.09 at 3:31 pm

Hahhahahaahhaha…Heck yes!!! Buttcrack..We all are so very happy.Thank you NMM.org..this just made my day!! lol… Poor thing, bieng picked on all the time, bcus he is just sooo hott!!! Haha, I am so one of those fans..lol

52 ClareB 06.06.09 at 3:32 pm

God bless RPattz! That's the only arse crack i ever wanna look at again.

53 CullenFanatic911 06.06.09 at 3:32 pm

She's probably a Zack Efron fan.

54 breesmom 06.06.09 at 3:33 pm

Sooooo funny! I'm wiping my eyes! So true…especially on a slow Rob news day.

Every once in a while TMZ comes up with somethin hilarious!

55 TeamVampiro 06.06.09 at 3:33 pm

LMAO!! That was my favorite part…

56 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:34 pm

*on knees*

I promise God, I will never ask you for anything again…

LOL

57 starchildx03x 06.06.09 at 3:35 pm

ditto! haha it wasn't even his butt crack though, hah! it was like a little itty bitty shadow! it's the silliest thing ever, but it probably has 2131913213210 views!

58 Briele 06.06.09 at 3:36 pm

robert oh robert..we have not seen you for 3 days now ;( though it makes us sad, we are still happy that you get to have your “me” time away from the crazy papz…. We also hope that you get to see or atleast make/receive phone calls from the VIP's in your life…

59 Carol60 06.06.09 at 3:36 pm

TMZ = the king of sleazy Journalism…and I use the word journalism in the loosest sense of the word. What next? Are they don't to photograph RP sneezing or barefoot or something equally newsworthy? They have a point though. We're starved for Pattinson news and would watch anything.

60 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.06.09 at 3:36 pm

***rolling on the floor laughing***

HILARIOUS **can't breathe** She's a witch – BURN HER LMAO!!!!!!

And that intro was just dammit I can't find the words LOL

So freakin' funny!!

61 OhHowiWishiCouldSing 06.06.09 at 3:36 pm

haha butt cleavage?

62 IndiesR 06.06.09 at 3:36 pm

I'm one of them! Not a shamed to say it…even though a little part of me is telling me I should be. LOL

Besides, Rob's butt is picture perfect….I would have loved to help him pull it back up…or down more…whatever he'd like. LMAO!

63 OhHowiWishiCouldSing 06.06.09 at 3:38 pm

hahahaahahahaahaha

64 evi_cullen 06.06.09 at 3:38 pm

this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!
and yes i watch everything with Robert Patiinson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

65 Brooke 06.06.09 at 3:38 pm

that wasn't even funny. His crack wasn't even showing. haha

66 flplmtree95 06.06.09 at 3:38 pm

*Laughing against my own will*

I really freaking hate TMZ… but I had to giggle, couldn't help it.

*sigh*

Oh, Rob…. where for art thou????

67 TiShCuLLen 06.06.09 at 3:38 pm

Hahaha xD that was funny.. I'm one of those girls.. most of us.. are hahaha xD but who cares he's super hot! I'm holdin' my pitch fork.. who's with me!? haha xD I'm kiddin' I could buy him a belt =) nobody should see that.. It's cruel.. but we enjoy it.. I'm sorry I'm havin' a battle in my head.. that one where an angel me and a devil me are wisperin' in my ear.. hahaha xD

68 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 3:39 pm

100th!!!

69 outrayjess 06.06.09 at 3:39 pm

what a crack up!!!! he's the only guy i would like to see looking like a plummer besides my hubby ;o)

70 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:39 pm

Yep, that was me with the Robert Pattinson tattoo on my chest!!
LOL
Hey, is that you with the bite marks on your neck???

71 ObsessiveLautnerAddict 06.06.09 at 3:39 pm

Ahaha..
*wonders what is going on in allaboutedward's mind*

72 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 3:40 pm

she's a witch… burn her!!! LOL

73 ferni 06.06.09 at 3:40 pm

probably…… why want the boy when you can have the MAN……
ahh some ppl jux dnt have good taste.
hehe well more robbie for us…….
leave her with barbie boy

74 breesmom 06.06.09 at 3:40 pm

We could also see it in his shirtless Italian reunion pictures when he turned around. His pants were placed low to show off his great chest. You could almost squint and picture him……….without…..

75 30yearoldtwilightfan 06.06.09 at 3:40 pm

Oh…MY…GOD

This made up for the past 3 days with no Rob posts, Im in shock right now. Even his Butt Crack is cute.

:-)

I have to say they are getting to knoe us Twilight fans VERY well, they even had the pitch forks out! LMAO

76 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 3:40 pm

Thanks for sending in all the great news, TSH!!!

You know I had to watch that video again….I didn't zoom in on it yet though… LOL

77 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

you still having dreams about that V!!!

78 g 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

omg you looser

79 black 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

loooooooooooooolll..WERE THE TWILIGHT DNT SHINE!!!!!!!
hehehe :) BURN HER SHES A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dt ws hilarious poor guy, i luv u ROBERT P..:)

80 Kimberlina 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

How did you guess that was me?? LOL!

Yeah he bit me one wild night and it hasn't faded! I didn't get to see all of your tattoo, just the top, what was it of??

81 EstonianVampire 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

Yeah the more videos the better. :] The video was HILARIOUS though, especially the witch part.. no actually everything was funny! :D

82 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

how many times have you watched it and zoomed in already!

83 ObsessiveLautnerAddict 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

Mwahaha…that was so hilarious! :) Loved it…
“Butt cleavage”..this was so funny!
Thanks TSH!

84 SarahCullen 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

Ahahahahahaha! Holy crap thats funny. Soooo true! xDD

The intro cracked me up!

85 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:41 pm

LMAO
Congrats on 100th!
You get the special prize! It's a butt-crack Rob doll!

86 30yearoldtwilightfan 06.06.09 at 3:42 pm

By the way, TMZ did say Rob was at LAX airport yesturday, that LA isnt it?

87 TeamJBTL 06.06.09 at 3:42 pm

lmao

oMT!

This video is so darn funny! lmao He has a CUTE buttcrack! haha

88 SwitzieJ 06.06.09 at 3:42 pm

lol, iknow! and those people sitting there and reflecting around the fact like they had just found out he was just as human as th rest of us with butt cracks. hilarious!

maybe i shouldn't say anything, i would probably do the same thing.. *hiding my face behind my greatest Pattinson poster*

89 mirushi 06.06.09 at 3:43 pm

LOL

but I prefer his abs :P
(or Kellen's… yum.)

90 breesmom 06.06.09 at 3:44 pm

When was this made? Maybe on Monday? They were asking about the awards (MTV)

91 TEAM PERV 06.06.09 at 3:44 pm

AMEN!!!! LMFAO @ Butt cleavage!

92 rpattzgirl 06.06.09 at 3:44 pm

I think that video was from before he went to New York….but I could be wrong…he's wearing the same pants…

93 RobRocks 06.06.09 at 3:45 pm

You wont ever see one eyed robbie…..its with me and its gonna stay that way….BACK OFF SCANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

94 ZephyrEffect 06.06.09 at 3:45 pm

That was hilarious!! …and true *blush*

95 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.06.09 at 3:45 pm

And then this furious crowd :D

That's was the best part of it LOL

96 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 3:47 pm

no you just have it paused on the crack right!

97 sc 06.06.09 at 3:48 pm

haha the intro thingy lol its funny but its so true hah
and
shes a witch burn her!!
those bits made me laugh the most

98 EdwardForever 06.06.09 at 3:48 pm

Hahahaha!

I laughed so hard during the entire video that I started crying – the truth really does hurt!

99 RobRocks 06.06.09 at 3:49 pm

I luv everything about that man…butt crack and all

100 Kim1524 06.06.09 at 3:49 pm

SHES A WITCH!! BURN HER, i will never tire of this video, thanks TSH!! :D

101 Elena Lucia 06.06.09 at 3:49 pm

OME! what a hot butt crack :D

102 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 3:50 pm

and you were at the front of the crowd I bet!!

103 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 3:51 pm

does it vibrate!! LOL

104 Molly_Cullen 06.06.09 at 3:51 pm

I agree with you, not funny at all. I guess it was posted here due to the lack of news of Rob these days, but still.. not funny at all.

105 IndiesR 06.06.09 at 3:51 pm

hahahaha. Yes, going crazy with it! LOL

106 breesmom 06.06.09 at 3:52 pm

Maybe it was a setu[, you know–scripted. They have to do scripting and editing to make the show have it's comedy timing. I'll bet her and the girl with the glasses had to flip to see who would say that.

If one of the guys were to say that it wouldn't have been funny at all!

107 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.06.09 at 3:53 pm

LOL

I was in the middle:D Other freaks were just faster than me :P

108 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:53 pm

LMAO
Oh, just a life-size tattoo of Rob's butt-crack with his autograph underneath. He did it himself…

When I have a shirt on all you can see is the top part of his cheeks :)

LOL…If Rob bit me I would have the marks permanently etched into my neck!

109 Kimberlina 06.06.09 at 3:55 pm

LOL!!! Well maybe the teeth marks are pemanent, they've been here for “a while”.

Nice tattoo! I didn't know Rob was so talented at tattooing!!!

110 leydylaura_Rob is my Life 06.06.09 at 3:55 pm

LOL!!! amen sista!

SHES A WITCH… wtf is wrong with her? how can she not see his beauty?? lol

111 Lone Cullen 06.06.09 at 3:56 pm

Haha! That was funny. Even if the man tried to be funny he actually told the truth! xD
I'm sitting here blushing. Feel a bit sorry for Rob though.

112 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:56 pm

LMAO
Yeah, when you turn it on it vibrates then the pants fall all the way down to reveal nekkid Rob.
(I prefer nekkid Rob to butt-crack Rob)

113 MaxineA 06.06.09 at 3:57 pm

“*gasp* Shes a witch! Burn Her!” lol that was funny :)

114 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.06.09 at 3:57 pm

LoL

**we will watch anything involving Robert Pattinson no matter how dumb it is**

ohh that was mean….

But so true LOL

115 sue1111 06.06.09 at 3:57 pm

Amen, my brother…

116 <3 Kristen76 06.06.09 at 3:58 pm

alicexjasper fans :D
funny script /drawings
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs35/f/2008/312/1/0/...

117 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 3:59 pm

LOL!
Oh yeah…that man has many HIDDEN TALENTS!

118 Claire Danvers_Morganville 06.06.09 at 3:59 pm

That made me laugh and it is quite true we will look at anything involving Rob. Now on close inspection there is no evidence of any pants, does that mean Mr. Pattinson goes commando? I'll let you girls think about that for a while! Cold shower anyone?

119 amber 06.06.09 at 4:00 pm

OME! That was hysterical!

120 Kimberlina 06.06.09 at 4:01 pm

LMAO *drooling over the possibilities*

121 thetmzway31 06.06.09 at 4:01 pm

Hey, I feel special. I posted this video! score.

122 sue1111 06.06.09 at 4:03 pm

The first step is to admit you have a problem….

I've been addicted to Robert Pattinson Trivia, no matter how dumb, for months… It's not getting better, it's getting worse. **confessing** I watched the **butt crack** segment twice, and I actually much prefer his his face:)

If it's wrong I don't want to be right:)

123 Katie 06.06.09 at 4:03 pm

haha poor rob!

124 Brit 06.06.09 at 4:05 pm

at :17 who is that girl with Rob, just wondering she looks familiar?

125 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 4:05 pm

*fanning myself*

Playing the guitar is not the only thing those fingers can do…

lol

I think I need a cold shower now! Or maybe a tub full of ice.

126 Regina 06.06.09 at 4:07 pm

Wasnt TMZ the one to catch Kristen doing pot. LMAO

127 shanbo7 06.06.09 at 4:07 pm

adorable. TMZ is hilarious

128 Kimberlina 06.06.09 at 4:07 pm

*bites lip* You had to bring up his fingers??? Well I'm off to take an ice cold shower!!

129 SoffeS 06.06.09 at 4:08 pm

Hhahahahaha!! *goes to watch it again..and adds to favourites*
Funny as hell.

130 Aloha 06.06.09 at 4:08 pm

HAHAHA! I hate TMZ but you gotta admit, this is pretty funny. Looks like they've got us fans pegged….. how pathetic! Somehow I think Rob would find this funny, too, he's so self-effacing.

And isn't it funny that this non-news comes after a Rob-drought. Like water in an Oasis. PLEEAAASE, give some real news about movies, scripts, casts…………….

BTW, have you noticed that Rob doesn't have butt cheeks? His pants are always saggy in the rear and now we get butt crack.

*** closing eyes to imagine exactly how it would look**
*** looking up the still shot from Dali. Nekked Rob from behind *****

131 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.06.09 at 4:10 pm

LoL I understand your point! And I'm telling you it won't get any better!
I prefer his face too but….hmmm he has a really nice buttcrack LOL

**thinks about confessing that she has a problem**

Nah…, I'm sane, I'm sane I really am sane LOL

132 ilovebella&edward 06.06.09 at 4:12 pm

Wow *breesmom* do you know what I'm thinking right now? Imagine looking at this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/eldons/2q... with Rob shirtless & his pants hanging just below his marblelikeskinned buttcrack for our viewing pleasure. Yo know what I'm seeing (yeah, instead of saying)?

133 Minnie 06.06.09 at 4:15 pm

Don't like TMZ at all (don't want to invade people's private lives/space so I don't watch it) but hafta say, that was hilarious.

134 PhoenixMP3 06.06.09 at 4:15 pm

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LMAO!

This is beyond words. Very funny. I have to admit true. If Rob's in it we'll watch it!
Why not there are worst things we could be doing At least this is legal……. mmmhhh

*thinking to herself – 'lets hope no one can read my mind, cause I'm pretty sure …. my latest thoughts are not strictly legal…..'*

Oh er … hhmm mind ran away there …. in the gutter …… I better go retrieve it! ;-) ))

135 Leslie 06.06.09 at 4:16 pm

LMAO

136 breesmom 06.06.09 at 4:16 pm

That's seriously sick. Feel like throwing up. Did not enjoy that at all.

137 Twilightluver 06.06.09 at 4:17 pm

i think im light-headed! that is sooo hot!

138 LaPushbabyLaPush 06.06.09 at 4:18 pm

Ha! For real people????? That' is too funny!!!………..Looks like he finally got his “crack” into show business!!!! LMAO!!!

139 L 06.06.09 at 4:20 pm

so our boy goes commando, eh?

140 Tricia 06.06.09 at 4:20 pm

Wasn't it that girl who was in a pic with Rob. She was like kissing his cheek or something?

141 TwilightRobGirl 06.06.09 at 4:23 pm

One-eyed Robbie! LMAO!! Can always count on you, RobRocks, for a witty comeback. :-)

142 TwilightRobGirl 06.06.09 at 4:26 pm

Not that I'm complaining because at least we got some Rob news today, but…. Ya.. there was a better buttcrack shot from when they did the shirtless Italy scene. OME!! Now, that one was HOT! SOmeone posted a link to it on here that day.

143 utopia76 06.06.09 at 4:28 pm

Bahahhahaha this was funny

” SHES A WITCH, BURN HER” LOL yeah i can see the rabid fan girls saying that lol

144 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 4:31 pm

ooooo I imagine I will have hours and hours of fun with this!!

145 TwilightRobGirl 06.06.09 at 4:32 pm

I'm sure you're sane…. that's not the question. The questionis: are you obsessed? addicted? It's ok to admit it on this site! We're here to support each other! “Hello, I'm TRG and I am addicted to all things Twilight/Rob Pattinson.” See… it's easy! And no shame!! :-)

146 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.06.09 at 4:32 pm

at least you know he goes commando!

That means less for you to rip of him and burn!

147 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.06.09 at 4:34 pm

WTF was that all about!

Funny though!
If you have a sense of humour!

148 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.06.09 at 4:37 pm

LoL thanks for the support TRG!!

***takes a deep breath**

ok here we go

“I am ATTF and I am addicted to all things Twilight/Rob Pattinson”

GAH, I feel so much better LOL

149 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 4:37 pm

LOL….not even that you get to run away with rob?!

150 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.06.09 at 4:37 pm

I feel a Monty Python moment coming on….Niet!

151 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 4:38 pm

hey Perv!!! I missed ya sister! Where the hale have you been…

152 Kasiii 06.06.09 at 4:38 pm

” shes a witch burn her ” muahahahaha !
well.he ain't perfect. that's why we love him.
c'mon we see buttcracks each day hehe. some many people bend over and yuck.

but this is Rob P. and his buttcrack…..ouch. hehe

153 amycullen77 06.06.09 at 4:42 pm

“Where the Twilight don't shine”!!!! I am gonna use that as an insult from now on.

You can stick it where the Twilight don't shine!!!

154 Real_Men_Glitter 06.06.09 at 4:45 pm

Hi Rob's buttcrack! Welcome to NMM.org! We hope that you will be staying with us for a while you are our most honored guest! Can we get you something so you stay longer? We hope you feel comfortable here enough that you feel no need to hide your beautiful self. Please, dont be shy!

155 LoveForEdward. 06.06.09 at 4:45 pm

hahaaaaa :) i love him

156 Mela89 06.06.09 at 4:49 pm

lool yeah that was soooo funny x))

157 Meg1 06.06.09 at 4:50 pm

Yeah, not sure I'm too into buttcracks. haha. Didn't mind it, to be honest.. lol.. but it wasn't necessary for me to see.

You can tell it's a slow news day when we get a video about Rob's buttcrack. haha.

Was a pretty funny video, I have to say that!

158 Janetrigs 06.06.09 at 4:56 pm

I expect thanks to arrive later. Yes, all my and @Too_Far_Gone's doing. True Story

159 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.06.09 at 5:02 pm

Hahahaha great one :)
If you don't put a trademark on that I shall be using it too :P

160 nowimaFelixgirl 06.06.09 at 5:03 pm

I would really appreciate it if Rob would make showing crack HOT. Then maybe my husband could pull it off – since he's always showing his!

161 JasperIsLove 06.06.09 at 5:03 pm

hahahaha that was funny as HELL!
“BURN HER!!!”
tee-hee (;

162 Triple D 06.06.09 at 5:05 pm

It is legal, just might be immoral.

163 laurjulia 06.06.09 at 5:13 pm

lmao, witch, burn her!!!

hahahahaahahahah.
my dad just asked me what i was laffing at.
:P

164 Sasha 06.06.09 at 5:13 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
that quenched my thirst…..robcrack withdrawal sucks…..

165 bobica 06.06.09 at 5:14 pm

hahahaha too funny LOL .reporters are crazy

166 TEAM PERV 06.06.09 at 5:15 pm

I been working a damn yard sale for the second week in a row….and I'm sweating my arse off! Nothing like a lil' Rob buttcrack to perk up the day….

:-D

167 lauren 06.06.09 at 5:19 pm

my computer wont play any of the video
so can u post up the link of this video please thank u

168 Marissa1 06.06.09 at 5:20 pm

Wow TMZ must have been having a slow news day. They do some funny things,but those people who work there are dumb. Especially the girl who made the comment about Rob not being that great. She has to be the dumbest of the group, has made some pretty pathetic statements in past.

169 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.06.09 at 5:21 pm

Yeah I saw this vid a while ago already… I know he has no a$$! But I like it!! lol!! ** pictures Robs nonexistant a$$ and faints**

170 liebi4994 06.06.09 at 5:22 pm

HILARIOUS and good they can make fun of themselves. I think even Rob would think this is a hoot.

171 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.06.09 at 5:23 pm

AACCKK!!! What are you thinking girl!! You cant say commando in a Rob post?? are you crazy?? **pictures Rob commando and faints**

172 bookobsessed 06.06.09 at 5:24 pm

UGH!!!! ….OK I would normally fall onto the Rob Pattinson drool fest over most pictures but now I just feel for the guy….can't even get through airport security without a zoom lense pointed at your rear……And who is the weird girl with the comments…Is that your job honey?….Really making an impact on the world aren't you….OMG this is just embarassing….:(

173 neev 06.06.09 at 5:27 pm

LOL
seriously…LOL
ok i'm laughing. but does it mean that it was funny? i don't know…

174 TheLionFellInLuvWithCeci 06.06.09 at 5:28 pm

“Ahhh, she's a WITCH… BURN her” is DAMN right!!! LMAO… oh man, is it really wrong for me to be playing that video over and over again just to see his adorable almost-butt show? LOL.. OH MY SWEET EDWARD that's amazing.. hehe… it doesn't even really show it… haha… ummm… I think I'm gonna go play it again… BYE!!!
“Buttcrack Santa” woohoo… Buttcrack ROB!!!

175 DarkAngel...! 06.06.09 at 5:32 pm

xDDDD ahahaha BUTT CRACK!!!!!

I'm sorry to say, but I'm with the Witch :x

Aww, don't be mad… we all have our preferences right? So, I prefer taylor and most of you prefer rob – but I'm from the switzerlandTEAM.

Peace & Love x)

176 just_bella 06.06.09 at 5:34 pm

LOL
True, we'll watch anything with Rob! :)

Especially after these past Rob-less days…..pure torture!

177 neev 06.06.09 at 5:42 pm

I agree with you!

178 Taylor_is_a_sexy_BEAST 06.06.09 at 5:45 pm

That had me tears! So funny :D

179 twilover112 06.06.09 at 5:46 pm

that made me LMFAO! i cant stop watching it

180 silvia barbieri 06.06.09 at 5:52 pm

give the guy a break and dignity do you have to put picture like that on the web.

181 Danielle 06.06.09 at 5:58 pm

LOL!!! that is just to funny.

182 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 6:00 pm

**gasp**

Um…..err, no….Why would you think that??

**Quickly covers computer screen, wondering which window TSH is looking in**

lol

183 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 6:02 pm

**sigh**

**sweet smile**

Oh, RobRocks….so nice of you to stop by and say “scank”. I do love our little moments, we really don't have enough of them…

How have you been? I see that you are still dilusional, as always. But, I wouldn't change a thing about you – that is what makes you so much fun!!
;)
LOL

184 ICAN'TWAITTILLNOVEMBER20 06.06.09 at 6:02 pm

i saw this a couple days ago and i agree if you put anything with rob i will watch it.

185 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 6:03 pm

Good point!! That means that we can focus more on the shower and baby oil!!
My day just got a whole lot brighter!
Thanks, Saxon!!!

lol

186 ICAN'TWAITTILLNOVEMBER20 06.06.09 at 6:08 pm

let is all say AMEN. he is beautiful.

187 lovin.kellan.im.his.only.woman 06.06.09 at 6:08 pm

its funny, but rob aint that hot!!! kellan lutz is hotter and sexier……..my opinion

188 lovin.kellan.im.his.only.woman 06.06.09 at 6:10 pm

yh it is funny, im with the witch too………….i prefer kellan sexy lutz

189 ICAN'TWAITTILLNOVEMBER20 06.06.09 at 6:12 pm

it is true. i watched this a couple days channel surfing and well kept it on and they are right on track with rob pattinson no matter how stupid it is.

190 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.06.09 at 6:12 pm

Hey Effing, NIcnix says Hi – she's had to worjk and has no internet now.
She's asked that you , me and TSH create havoc over here – liven uo a slow news day

191 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 6:15 pm

Aw, Nicky…*sad face* ..I miss her too!!

You tell her that no internet and a job should never stand in her way of talkin to me!! I accept no excuses! LOL

Geeze, I am going to have to reconsider the spanking again. LOL

I am trying to reak havoc, but it seems like not many people are here…

**slams head on table**
…so lonely…

lol

192 ICAN'TWAITTILLNOVEMBER20 06.06.09 at 6:15 pm

tmz is the sleeziest of them all. they are the ones that always have the cameras with them.

193 nunupb 06.06.09 at 6:16 pm

i know right its cute lols
and burn the witch burn her lols

194 ICAN'TWAITTILLNOVEMBER20 06.06.09 at 6:16 pm

i am so one of those as well.

195 EmmetTHEteddybear 06.06.09 at 6:17 pm

i agree :] rob's cute but kellan is hotterrr.

196 CC 06.06.09 at 6:18 pm

Honestly, I feel sorry for Rob on this one. You have to remove your belt at airport security and bend over to remove the shoes, and cus he's RPattz he's got the darn papparazzi on him. It was barely a butt crack so it really isn't bad, but still a little embarrassing. Not to sound prudish, but it'd be nice to see the paparazzi exercise a little restraint for a change.

197 ICAN'TWAITTILLNOVEMBER20 06.06.09 at 6:21 pm

i don't think i would last in addicted to robert pattinson anonymous.
he is so hot.

*hi my name is pamela tobolowsky oh nevermind i am way to addicted with his hottness*

198 newmoon_897 06.06.09 at 6:23 pm

myy, we will watch anything that involves him :]

199 cclore 06.06.09 at 6:32 pm

Yes, he REALLY is that HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

200 Alessandra 06.06.09 at 6:46 pm

amen

201 Margie L. Miller 06.06.09 at 6:49 pm

I actually thought it was hilarious because it was SO pathetic- because it made fun of the paparazzi and all the fans who will watch ANYTHING about the man. To me, THAT'S where the humor was.

202 jillian_is_team_swiss 06.06.09 at 6:53 pm

ROTFLMAO
sure, “there's nothing hotter than a guy looking like a plumber” -> only if the plumber is really Rob…

epic! “Robert showed us where the twilight don't shine!”

that chick is NUTS! she's in denial.

203 TeamEdwardForever101 06.06.09 at 6:56 pm

Nice Half Moon Rob!!!

204 Sheri 06.06.09 at 7:05 pm

OMG!!! Love it!!! and Love him!!!

205 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.06.09 at 7:20 pm

not too much havoc…I don't want to end up having to mod myself!!

206 cutesweetiezzz 06.06.09 at 7:42 pm

LOL.

Amen.

The intro to the video was hilarious and true! Seriously, I would watch anything relating Rob in it! Even if it was for a split second. :)

207 cutesweetiezzz 06.06.09 at 7:42 pm

LETS BURN HER!

HAHA

208 Jennifer 06.06.09 at 7:43 pm

Nice! That is exactly how Rob fans act, crazies. lol I love Rob too though.

209 I_like_em_sparkly 06.06.09 at 7:56 pm

LOL
Well, okay maybe one more thing!

210 katie 06.06.09 at 8:05 pm

at least it's not hairy (;

211 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.06.09 at 8:13 pm

HaHa
What a conundrum!

212 RPattzIsLuverly 06.06.09 at 8:14 pm

Oh TMZ ….. You know us twilight fans so well ;)
LOL cleavage is a funy word hahahaha
I luv u rob <3

213 kristine8 06.06.09 at 8:18 pm

Oh dear god.

Look, I am desperate for news about this movie, but this is going a bit far.

TMZ is probably zooming in on his nose hair as we speak.

214 cullenwannabe1 06.06.09 at 9:06 pm

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mom blocked everything 'violent' on my computer!!!! I can't see a dash or a line or a CRACK!!!!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………..mothers.
thank GOD you aren't ME!!!!!!
lucky pplz *sobsob*
CAN SOMONE SEND ME DA VID?!?! my email is:
jayladgetcity@gmail.com

215 Kassielovesthecullens 06.06.09 at 9:12 pm

That was entertaining…..my favorite part(believe me or not) was NOT the Buttcrack but the part where the brunette asked if everyone thinks he's that hot…..”What a Witch BURN HER….WHAT A MONSTER” That was priceless. LOL

216 kerbear585 06.06.09 at 9:31 pm

oh my god that was hilarious!!!
from the people who brought you robert pattinson gets into a car and robert pattinson doesn't get into a car
great!

217 combat 06.06.09 at 10:17 pm

I just wached it cause it's about Rob Pattinson.
They know my logic pretty well.

i don't know ,is it more embarassing for me or for Rob?

218 breesmom 06.06.09 at 10:19 pm

We'll never feel complacent about going thru airport security again!

219 SBOSG 06.06.09 at 10:23 pm

Intro was very true! And LETS BURN HER!!!! lol…sillys!

220 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 10:32 pm

**Watches vidoe and laughs for about 3 seconds**

**then realizes what I just seen**

**shaking head**

no, that is not right….not right at all…

221 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 10:35 pm

Ha! That is what I thought of when they said “burn her”!! I frickin' love that movie!! LOL

222 cristi 06.06.09 at 10:35 pm

you suck tmz!! robert is the best i love him is so cute dont matter what…. and i see it this only for robert… but is a little funny iss a human after all??

223 melissa 06.06.09 at 10:38 pm

lol it was funny. But hey that's not the only time he's shown it. There's a pic from the new moon set that shows it tooo. He's not bending down but u can still see it! So what does it mean ????? He goes commando? lol oh boy!!!! Another frenzy on the way!!! Watch out!!! Here we come!!!!! lol

224 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.06.09 at 10:40 pm

Yeah this sucks.. I hate slow news days..cant even read any good fanfiction cause people I guess have lives and cant seem to finish them!! I don't know who I miss more Rob.. Bad A$$ Edward or Ed The Dom..its pretty even…..

225 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 10:44 pm

I know!
I am sooo bored!! I have no idea how to entertain myself. I have a few fanfic stories that I haven't read yet…but I need a break from all that..

Guess I will have to watch that Pattinson video that Aloha alerted us to in the other post… THat thing was fantastic!!

226 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.06.09 at 10:49 pm

MMM Manbits… Thats an idea.. I could watch that a couple hundred more times tonight..I gotta stop drawing mustaches and bush eyebrows on the Kristen post its so hard getting marker off the screen! So Effin Bored!!

227 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 10:52 pm

LMAO!!!
I can totally see you drawing on your computer screen mumbling to yourself “where the F*ck is Robert”..

Then cursing when the marker won't come off and curse at Kristens pic because you are tired of looking at it!!!

LOL

That was a good laugh…Thanks!!

;)

228 Bpleeeeeez 06.06.09 at 10:55 pm

I am a few weeks late but how do I find bada$$ edward?

229 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.06.09 at 10:56 pm

uhh what? ** runs around housing checking blinds** you saw that? Effing what the hell are you doing outside in the rain looking in my windows!! I know your bored and desperate but Robs NOT here either!!! **eyes glaze over thinking Rob is here**

230 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.06.09 at 10:59 pm

**gets up out of bushes**

**packs up umbrella and tent**

Damn…I thought I seen him go in there a while ago….Thanks for telling me. Now I have to start the search all over again…

**hands Sparkly2 a dry-erase marker**
if you use this, it will come off easier….

lol

231 pinkpokadott 06.06.09 at 11:23 pm

although the video is meant for entertainment purposes and come on girls, we loooooove it lol its very sad that every single little thing he does and shows is now scrutinized (or published) i hope he doesn't see this…poor guy harassed by paps all the time he can't even bend down in peace now lol

232 Mrs_Rathbone 06.06.09 at 11:58 pm

Hey Effing I just started reading some fanfic… would you be able to recommend any to me? Pretty please?

233 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 12:02 am

Sure. If you are over 18….

e-mail me:
itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com

I will forward you a few.

**shakes head**
…feeling like a twi-porn pimp all over again. NIcnixs is gonna love this…

LOL

234 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.07.09 at 12:04 am

TADA!!! How do you like V-Rob!! Ciggy Rob is taking a break… Gotta love the V!!

235 Obsessive_Cullen_Disorder 06.07.09 at 12:05 am

Rip her apart burn the pieces!!! Oh wait, she's not worthy to be a vampire, if she doesn't think Rob is hot…

236 TwilightRobGirl 06.07.09 at 12:07 am

See it's easy! And now that's off your chest! you can move on… I honestly can't imagine not having Twilight and this site (with all the other obsessed fans) in my life. People in my “real life” just DON”T GET IT!!! LOL!!!!

237 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 12:07 am

**picking jaw up off floor**

Good God woman!!

That is the best avatar EVER!!!

Um, would you mind if I licked it several times??

**doesn't wait for your answer, licks screen vigorously**

DAMN!!! That man is f*cking SEXY as HELL!!!

**drooling**

238 sue1111 06.07.09 at 12:09 am

Yes, so true, I wouldn't last either.

Sort of my “own own personal heroin”… It's just too addictive….

I would lurk guiltily in the background of the RP anonymous meeting, and listen to other confessions of the watching of butt crack videos, and in the end, I would have to slip out the back door, and do a google search…

It's hopeless, but so worht it!

239 sue1111 06.07.09 at 12:11 am

LOL- the more you say it the more you'll believe it!!

Anyway, sanity may be over rated:)

240 5ctBauble 06.07.09 at 12:14 am

This video is so funny!! I suppose it should possibly offend us for being one of those screaming followers but i dont care!
SO Funny! Whats the bet someone has a blown up pic of his butt crack saved somewhere on their comps now hahaha

241 I_Luv_Edward 06.07.09 at 12:15 am

LMAO! Oh wow! That was HILARIOUS!!! :D

242 IWANTTOBESPARKLY2 06.07.09 at 12:18 am

I know it took me forever to get it cropped just right cause I couldnt stop licking my own screen…this is what happens on slow news days I go searching for avatars… I love V-Rob…I must now post constently so I can keep seeing him pop up all over… mmm… did I say pop up?…

243 sue1111 06.07.09 at 12:19 am

Yes, it's good to admit it. I think I'll go read the Rolling Stones article again, or, there has to be something new out by now…

244 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 12:21 am

Well, do me a favor and reply to my posts frequently…That way I don't have to go looking for you. LOL

You definately need to spread the sexy-joy that is your avatar…

Take it to the people, Sparkly2, take it to them and let them see the wonder and sexiness that is Pattinson…

LOL
..I rather enjoyed that little rant…

245 EdwardsVenom 06.07.09 at 12:23 am

I love Rob as much as the next chickie…but really….his butt crack? I agree Book Obsessed, poor man can't even get on a freakin' plane without being attacked by a camera!

And the Chick in the clip….can fall through a “Crack”….and never resurface. We know how to appreciate our MAN!

If she doesn't GET IT……more for us….

246 Mrs_Rathbone 06.07.09 at 12:35 am

Thank you…I sent you an email.
 
I just assumed that you would be the one to know of all the “good” fanfic stories. It's a compliment.  : )

247 Mrs_Rathbone 06.07.09 at 12:42 am

O.M.G. I think I picked the wrong vamp to lust after…. Might have to switch teams based on just that perfectly cropped shot of that V. Yum yum yum.

248 sue1111 06.07.09 at 12:44 am

Hmmmmm….. hadn't thought of that……

249 1WolfHater 06.07.09 at 12:47 am

LOL I CANT THEY NOTICED THAT!!!!

250 sue1111 06.07.09 at 12:47 am

Yes, exactly, it's just not right…..

I better look again and figure out more exactly what the problem is..

Wait, no, stop, I'm doing it again….

251 sue1111 06.07.09 at 12:49 am

yes, you need a litle imagination, it's more like the beginning of an indentation. Clearly we are pathetic, and desperate here, but we have to work with whatever we get.

252 lauriefletch 06.07.09 at 1:00 am

WTF That was totally weird. But then again totally funny at the same time. “butt cleavage” what all our butt cracks should be called from now on!

253 Chevel 06.07.09 at 1:07 am

Completely agree!! LMFAO!

254 Taylor_is_a_sexy_BEAST 06.07.09 at 1:27 am

I know what you mean my parents did that to me lat week and I went balstic.(i couldn't even get on NMM.org)
I hacked thier passeword and changed the settings. Try that.
Otherwise that really sucks.

255 TwilightMommy 06.07.09 at 1:27 am

OMFG THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!
i laughed soooo hard!

256 dab3stpnay 06.07.09 at 1:28 am

okay really now… i feel so bad for the guy… he's being super stalked by everybody… yea he's super hot and all but do we really need to talk about him and his butt crack… i mean really, the guy is scared to go out and just get a cup of coffee.. it's getting a little much now… poor rob…

257 Real_Men_Glitter 06.07.09 at 1:38 am

Reminded me of monty python (freakin love that movie), which then reminded me of a fanfic

All of Edward’s lines are Shakespeare. All Emmett’s are Monty. All Jasper’s are from the Princess Bride.

its great…read it

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4169295/1/

oh and if you werent convinced to read it there are some nekkid cullen boys (in a pg13 kind of way of course)

258 rpatzluver 06.07.09 at 1:38 am

God, thank you! p.s please let us succed in the killing of the witch …..thank you amen! LMAO! Oh you gotta give it to the man, he can look sexy every single second of his life! It's impossible not to love the sexiest man on the planet!! lol

259 Caribbean_Vamp 06.07.09 at 1:50 am

Hey those fanfics are the ones of bad ass edward???
I know I am late but i would love to read that…
can I email u to so u tell me where I can fin it???

260 twilightisflippinawsome 06.07.09 at 1:56 am

Your all going to hate me now, but I don't think he's that hot either…….AND IM NOT A WITCH….I think Jackson Rathbone is hot though :/

261 vampire_vixen 06.07.09 at 1:56 am

funny video..lmao..i am not mad at the witch and u guys know why?..because she wants the camara on her face to get publicity; so she says that..but honestly; it's her opinion and not everyone thinks rob is hot..i personally find him beautiful and hot and talented…so guys; easy on the witch; i mean girl..lol…

but seriously; buttcrack?….i mean; it's stupid..we all show buttcracks once in our lives; but we don;t get it put on national display like on the net..this shows that rob is constantly being harrass and i wish the paps would back off a bit; but then again; it was probably a gay pap who took that pic because he wanted rob or something.. i say it because why would he be taking a video of the dude buttcrack…buttcrack or no butt crack; and we all have one; rob is still the hottest vamp alive..

262 vampire_vixen 06.07.09 at 2:03 am

no one hates on here.. and if they do; it won't be fair to u..everyone has perferences..i like jackson too and find a sexiness about him…i am into guys like rob and jackson.. love kellen too; but he's too buff for me..lol… i like them rocker boys..lol… hell i love all the guys and girls on twilight; my fave is rob and jackson though.. but that's the great thing about opinions right; it's like azz and we all have one..lol..

263 twilightisflippinawsome 06.07.09 at 2:13 am

It was a pretty funny video though :)

264 Mrs_Rathbone 06.07.09 at 2:34 am

Rob is pretty hot, but OBVIOUSLY I like Jackson more…lol. Wouldn't mind a shirtless (or pantless) photo of him! Oh well, a girl can dream…..

265 Twilight_Fanpire1901 06.07.09 at 2:45 am

one SEXY buttcrack :] *drolls*

266 ilovemasochists 06.07.09 at 3:12 am

AWWWW what a cute tushy…kiss kiss lol <3
I could only wish I found a plummer like that to fix my pipes :P

267 Beans 06.07.09 at 3:15 am

my guess is.. if Rob ever saw this video he would blush in crimson.. (^_~)

268 Ziogas09 06.07.09 at 3:23 am

This is not vert bad thing, for everybody who don't wear belt can be the same. But why everybody put this in net, doing like a tragedy of this and waiting for bad comments? It's radicilous. I love Rob. No matter what will gonna happen. ;) Best wishes ;}}

269 Peanut_Butter21 06.07.09 at 3:39 am

omgs this makes me sick.

270 Sanchaaaa 06.07.09 at 3:56 am

“OMG BUTTCRACKS? I COULDNT LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THAT ROB HAS A BUTTCRACK”
seriously tho…this is soooo dumb; so friken what, the tiniest bit of the SHADOW of his ass crack showed, is that really TV TMZ worthy? LAME, poor guy…cant even go comando one day w|o the world knowing about it
-remembers never to become famous
HAHA kidding ! =D

271 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 4:06 am

LMAO

Honey-bee……before i even opened this post i knew exactly what you would say….and that it would be top of the post :) lol

You naughty girl!!!!!!

I will join you on a mission to destroy all the worlds belts just to be sure lol

272 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 4:13 am

*shakes head*

i'm so disappointed…..the posts are not kinky enough…

You did your best Effing but you need more wing men prepared to go that extra few inches….

lol

273 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 4:30 am

Oh yeah *wink*

I bought you something……here it is ;)

http://www.glitter.net.au/thumbs/pimp-chain.gif

274 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 4:34 am

LOL

Oh Sax….i've been thinking about watching that film for a few days :) You've brought it to mind again…when i go home i'm putting it on with a glass of wine :)

275 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 5:14 am

I can't imagine it either. Life without Twilight and this site???? NAAAHHHHH, not any more. Oh and it's great to have so many fellow addicts!!!! I feel like I'm having a double life!!!!! Being dr Jekyll in reality (WTH is that???) and mr Hyde around here LOL

276 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 5:19 am

lol

277 melluvstwilight 06.07.09 at 5:25 am

The comment on the clip is so true! If anything mentions Rob or Twilight we watch it! Can you just imagine how frustrating it must be for him! Lets make July leave Rob alone month, wouldn't it be great if he could walk down the street without people screaming at him!

278 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 5:31 am

*skips up to agave and slaps her on the butt*

heeelllooooooo :)

279 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 5:32 am

Hey Hun :) )

Ok I read my comment once again and I think I overreacted a bit. But I was laughing so hard I couldn't help it LOL

How are you after that working marathon??

280 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 5:35 am

***jumps up***

auuuuu nice :P

Hey there I just said hi to you somewhere up there **points up**

How's everything? Hope you're ok. I understand you had a quite long shift at work?

281 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 5:36 am

Hmmmm

*nic glances up at Agava's post*

I think you were very calm…….Ok…maybe you over reacted a teeny bit :)

282 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 5:40 am

LoL that's just what happens to me after a slow news day!
When I finally got some news and I saw RP in the tittle so I went like crazy LOL and this video was hilarious so…….oh I couldn't help myself ;P

283 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 5:42 am

hmmmmm

Some people seem a bit offended by this clip….and that's fair enough….it is a shame for Rob

But hello…..the clip is titled butt crack……surely that set a little bell ringing….if it makes you sick don't click the link….

I stay away from Miley Cyrus and Jonas brothers Clips for exactly the same reason…..

LOL

284 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 5:43 am

Hey :) yeah it was a long shift….home for 6 hours and now back again LOL

God it is quiet here at there weekeds…

*listens and hars an eerie wind blowing through NMM*

285 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 5:52 am

Hmmmmm you know If I wouldn't be seeing you here all the time I would think you're a really hard working person LOL

286 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 5:56 am

*chokes on lunch*

i hope you mean an acrual plummer to fix your acrual pipes….and not some sort of shady pervy comment…

*taps foot*

287 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 5:58 am

Right Nic, don't click it……….unless you're not a native English speaker and all of your dictionaries seem to have disappeared lol and you are just so bloody curious WTH is it about hahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

288 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 5:59 am

Oh i'm just lucky that my little job invloves doing…well…..not very much at all except surfing the net…while pretending to keep an eye on the computer systems here :) Lol

um…..you only see me here ALL the time…because YOU are here all the time LOL

*wink*

289 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 6:02 am

LOL

that was mean:PP but yeah I kinda spend here…..hmmmm………a lot of time?????

Well you should be happy that I keep you company while all mainland US is sleeping **wink**
At least I'm happy ;D

290 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 6:06 am

LOL

I swear i do feel for Rob….what a shame…… but still…

Give ME the £12 million per film and all the sports cars i can eat and other super hot people fighting to sleep with me and i'll give you all the damn butt crack shots you like :)

God I'll let you put a web cam on it :) LOL

291 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 6:08 am

I am happy i am :) *skips around Agava and slaps her on the butt again*

if you were not here i would just be talking to myself……..well i do that anyway on the posts….but i'd only be talking to myself LOL

292 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 6:15 am

Yeah there's something about it, I also think this films is embarrassing for Rob

but look at all of those celebs I mean there is so much information about them, press, websites it is impossible to keep up with all of this, I don't even think they're doing it, well to tell the truth I'd surprised if they did

I don't think such trivia actually affect them in any way… well at least they shouldn't XD

293 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 6:21 am

He should take a leaf out of Michael Sheens book……(of course Michael does everything well *swoon* lol)

Set up a twitter and he can update the adoring masses and tweet whatever pictures he wants us to see…….then the market for stuff like this will go WAY down :)

come on Rob!!!!

294 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 6:22 am

LOL

you seem to be butt-slepping-obsessed :>> does it have anything to do with the fan fic :D

***looking at Nic with a suspicious smile***

well I'm talking to myself anyway, there are those 2 natures in me like this Twi/Rob obsessed and the this other one I used to have before coming here; and they're just talking to each other :P

**stops for a sec, realises what she just said**

Dammit I'm getting the Gollum complex……!!

295 VeniaFromGreece 06.07.09 at 6:22 am

omg…that was really funny….!!poor guy…!!we love you Rob!!!

296 SlightlyObbsessedToTwilight 06.07.09 at 6:24 am

hallelujah,

And

OMG ROBS ARSE!!!!

297 SlightlyObbsessedToTwilight 06.07.09 at 6:25 am

How did you know i had that!!!

298 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 6:29 am

Yeah great idea!! If they post another butt crack accident or whatever we'll just go like “nah, we've already seen that boooooo”

I don't know, this Michael Sheen is just way too perfect…… I don't know if my little mind can cope with that much of perfection… lol

299 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 6:32 am

*backs away from Agava slowly…nodding and smiling to keep her calm*

here Agava…take this nice medicine…. :) lol

Yeah ok….i am a little butt obsessed…and yeah it must be that damn fan fic :) lol

300 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 6:39 am

hmm *thinking*

If i was passing Rob at the airport at that moment…….i would accidently drop my pen down the back of his trousers……

Then make my apologies while i retrieved it :)

LOL

301 Gemini 06.07.09 at 6:43 am

Oh me – so I saw this vid yesterday but I turned to jelly and couldn't even find the strength to type a comment!

So I guess we know now why he wore the suspenders in Italy……..thank heavens it appears he left them there

302 mrs. cullen 06.07.09 at 6:45 am

whhahaha! that was hilarious! haha.. xD

303 Gemini 06.07.09 at 6:51 am

OMG an official RPattz twitter now that would be………….Edwardly!

If anyone has suggested this before I didn't see it so i'm totally giving you my props for making the suggestion.

304 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 6:55 am

Where the heck have you gone Agava????

*shouts into the void of NMM*

*eerie silence all around*

:*(

305 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 6:58 am

LOL
I'm hereeeee!!!!!

Sorry I had a phone call LOL

306 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 6:58 am

Well you know……..it would give him some control over things :) it works for other stars :)

Lets face it no one is going to want to stop seeing him any time soon……..but i think most people would be more than happy with official comments and pictures that he wants us to see….

Damn it….if i could find his number i would call him and suggest it :) lol

307 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 7:07 am

*phew*

I panic when i'm alone…i have too many phobias lol

308 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 7:07 am

****grabs medicine from NIc****

My prreeecciiioussssssssss LOL

Like that'll help!

309 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 7:11 am

**cuddles**

poor you, don't worry I guess we share that phobia…. I have another one **confessing time** I feel so left out when nobody's responding to me…… I feel like I am boring or stupid or hopeless **sobs**

Glad I have You NIC!!! **cries**

Ok that was embarassing LOL

310 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 7:18 am

*pats Agava on the back*

It's ok don't worry :) LOL

My phobia of butter is way more embarrasing…..or maybe my phobia of cartoons is worse…hmmm…not sure

LOL

311 PhoenixMP3 06.07.09 at 7:25 am

Yeah he' is barely over the age of consent….. ha ha ha …. still extrimily young. I think I'll make a nice cosy space for me and my mind, here in the gutter…. I might as well stay here, I come back so often…………….. ;-) ))

312 lilrister 06.07.09 at 7:31 am

nail polish remover is usually perfect for those marker removing situations well at least on glass i have never tried it on a lcd computer screen yet lol

313 Agava_the_TwiFreak 06.07.09 at 7:35 am

LOL the only phobia I can remember is arachnophobia but it's nothing original :>

314 Lolla 06.07.09 at 7:58 am

So true…

Even though this is a kind of a sarcastic humor, it still reflects the terrible reality for Rob….

315 VeniaFromGreece 06.07.09 at 9:20 am

agree!!

316 TEAM PERV 06.07.09 at 9:48 am

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you are prolly right!

Hmmmm, it WOULD make a good screen saver…..

317 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 9:59 am

LMAO!!

I shall wear it with pride!!

Hmm..perhaps I will change my avatar…

LOL

318 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 10:00 am

sure thing…just send me and e-mail and i will forward it to you

319 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 10:05 am

**hangs head in shame**

I know….I tried, but there are only a few people that are down in the deepest depths of the gutter with me…and none of them were here last night…

**glaring at NIcky, Sparkly and LTCB**

where were you guys when I needed you??

I can only do so much with innocent people, you know…I need more time to corrupt them. I kinda started to get Kimberlina down there with me, but she was putting up a fight. LOL

320 JCullen81 06.07.09 at 10:13 am

That was just twisted and sick….. WTF?
*Pouring bleach in my head to burn that image from my brain*

321 JCullen81 06.07.09 at 10:25 am

Thanks again for Beutiful B@stard Edward….. I have a hard time keeping my mind out of the gutter when I get on the elevator at work now.

322 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 10:28 am

Oh, I know!! That one was especially wonderful..I wish that they would get it updated, I want to know what happens when they get back from Seattle. I don't think it it finished yet. Thank God! If they leave it hanging like that, I am gonna be so mad. LOL

323 bella425edward4445 06.07.09 at 10:33 am

LMAO …….AMEN :D

324 breesmom 06.07.09 at 10:34 am

I recently read an interview with Rob where he was asked about his New Moon salary and the price fame; the interviewer said that she'd heard he had doubled his salary to 12 million dollars. He laughed and said that number was really inflated. Then he added, “For that amount of money I'd be willing to walk around the streets nekked!”

Don't give us any ideas! Here's hoping he gets a movie with Harvey Weinstein, he's got oodles of money for movies!

325 JCullen81 06.07.09 at 10:35 am

I know, it's driving me mad. I have read about 10 stories, non of which are finished….. so I am checking my email every chance I get to see if there have been any updates… *pouting*

326 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.07.09 at 10:52 am

sorry chica. I was so tired I fell asleep on the sofa…I thought I was 'resting my eyes' for five minutes but I fell into deep state of REM sleep and didn't wake till the wee hours of the morning!!

Now I need Carlisle to help give me a massage as my neck is all stiff!

327 TwilightRobGirl 06.07.09 at 10:52 am

What Rolling Stones article? Is it new? What's it regarding. Details woman!!! :-)

328 MCNutters [TeamTaycob! <3] 06.07.09 at 11:26 am

LMAO hilarious. nice buttcrack ;-)

329 MCNutters [TeamTaycob! <3] 06.07.09 at 11:28 am

LMAO!

330 MCNutters [TeamTaycob! <3] 06.07.09 at 11:29 am

i love your nickname btw. ;D indeed he is.

331 LoVethemCuLLenBoYs 06.07.09 at 11:42 am

OMG!!! I'm not here for 24hours and I miss NMM.org face look,

Bella's cake and the most important ROB'S ButtCr@ck!! Effing…

you should of sent a message like morse code…..

Beep be Beep BEEEEEEPPPPP…( Rob's buttcr@ck! )

332 ye_ly15 06.07.09 at 11:57 am

I completely agree. She must seriously like really ugly guys.(;

333 LoVethemCuLLenBoYs 06.07.09 at 12:06 pm

That was HILARIOUS!!!!! How dare she question if Rob is Hot…. Man Woman are you Blind! She must be an

Efron fan…Geez! Rob is beyond Hot!…… Burn the Witch who spoke of the unthinkable… LMAO!!!!

334 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.07.09 at 12:12 pm

I know thats my favorite bit!!

335 Jayla_Pattzlap 06.07.09 at 12:15 pm

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but, DAMN, i have'nt got a CLUE what the password is……………..
i hope i don't get in trouble……………..
oh, yeah, p.s. i changed my name….heehee……..

336 TwilightREhab 06.07.09 at 1:01 pm

Ya doesnt she know that the cullen boys are property of us??
I hoping the get a glimpse of one-eyed robbie…….but just a glimpse.

Im going through Jackson withdrawls………it would be nice if they posted something about him soon…..

hmmm

*starts to daydream*

337 TwilightREhab 06.07.09 at 1:02 pm

Kellan isnt shy about the abs comming out to play, so Im sure you will never go into Kellan ab withdrawl!!

338 Jayla_Pattzlap 06.07.09 at 1:12 pm

oh, god…..
THAT'D BE LOW ENOUGH TO SEE HIS D*CK!!!!!!
SWEET MOTHER MARY, AND HE HAS A BIG ONE, TOO, I SHOULD KNOW!!!!!
lol

339 Kim1524 06.07.09 at 1:38 pm

LOL!! i love the office, i think she usually updates once a week so hopefully there's not too much longer to wait, i have so many that i'm waiting to be finished, it's driving me mad, sorry for butting in your converstaion, when it comes to twi smut i can't help myself :)
also i don't know if you've read it or not but bitter sweet symphony is really good, it's not finished yet but theres 30 chapters to keep you going :D

340 Krazii4Twilight 06.07.09 at 1:49 pm

OHMYGOSH I NOE!! hehe nd like wdf is rong with that chik :@

i wanted to see his whole butt :D
robert pattinson is not only hawt he is a tease i mean come on take teh shirt off :P or at least show ur butt :D ok im srry that was just weird hahah

he better not have a belt :(

that chik must die!!

341 Krazii4Twilight 06.07.09 at 1:50 pm

haha yh! lolsz

yu we shud all rip that chik up nd burn the pieces…..let her feel the purple haze overcome her :D

342 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 2:31 pm

Sorry computers went down today :( *groan*

343 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 2:34 pm

*taps on shoulder*

Um…i think there's some fan fic you didn't send me….so let me have it!!!!! :)

Your bling looks very nice on you *wink*

344 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 2:39 pm

Hmmm i just pulled that figure out of thin air :)

But it was just to give some perspective :) My job might vanish in the credit cruch and i have sleepless nights about losing my house……All in all even for £1 million i think i'd trade with him LOL

I hope he holds to that promise when his salary does hit £12M :) Do you think we could get him legally speaking….he did give us a verbal contract LMAO

345 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 2:45 pm

LOL, I cannot eve remember what I sent you! I have sent so much to other people!

But, I still have your e-mail, so I will forward you what I don't have. Alot of which is stuff I haven't had a chance to read yet, so, if you don't like it. Don't blame me….and what are you doinghere? There is a new rob post….MOVE IT!! LOL

346 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 2:47 pm

**sending morse code**
 
beeep beb bip bop beeeep
 
**new Pattinson post**
 
LOL

347 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 2:48 pm

I just got back from the longest working weekend EVER :) lol

I'm gonna have a bath and then grab a beer and then come back :) If i get sucked in by a new post i can't get away :) LOL

You'll say everything i want to anyway….Perv *wink*

xx

348 ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson 06.07.09 at 2:53 pm

LOL
 
Well, I am trying my best to make you proud….My smutty remarks are all over that post. But, I am sure you will lots of wonderful things to add..
 
**jumping in seat, waiting for Nicky to join us**
 
LOL

349 breesmom 06.07.09 at 2:54 pm

I feel for you in the money crunch–we're all feeling it, I'm afraid.

On a lighter note, you might get some legal aide to find out for us about that binding verbal agreement with Rob. We don't need money, just a short clip of him making good on his”contract”!!! ; )

350 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.07.09 at 3:06 pm

I love that one.

Makes my office sooooo dull!
No beautiful B's beside me…just lots of ugly B's!

351 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.07.09 at 3:07 pm

Lovin' it!

352 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.07.09 at 3:09 pm

Thought we'd agreed it wasn't a “V”
It's an arrow pointing where to go….

353 sue1111 06.07.09 at 3:28 pm

That was cruel…. sorry…

Sorry, i meant the April GQ, not Rolling Stones.

I'll try to post the link here, but if it doesn't work you can google it. They have a web site. I bet you've already seen it!

http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=con...

354 TeamSpaceHeaters (TSH) 06.07.09 at 3:37 pm

lmao stick to charlie's V sister….while my hand make the way down Rob's V!

355 Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) 06.07.09 at 4:07 pm

Oh Well…if I MUST, I shall keep my hands on Charlie's “V”
I suppose someone has to do it
Guestt I'll volunteer

**jumps up and down ..I volunteer ..pick me…pick me***

356 Lovin_the_Cullens_n_Bella 06.07.09 at 4:29 pm

Oh Honeybee, I couldn't have said it better myself. Lol

357 SillyAnaBaby 06.07.09 at 5:14 pm

AMEN!!!!

358 nicnixs 06.07.09 at 5:34 pm

Hmmm….i go look out that footage and save it right now……..

Um…just in case LOL

359 TwilightRobGirl 06.07.09 at 5:57 pm

LMAO… Oh I got the GQ mag in the mail before it was even on the stands! Love the article and that photo spread is one of my favorites. That's what my avatar shot is from- which I've been using on this site for months! *hint to users who hijacked my pic and are also using it* . :) It's one of my favorite pics of him.

360 sue1111 06.07.09 at 6:48 pm

I should have picked up on the Avatar…. glad you've got it. It's good for a fix on a low news day:)

At least I got your heart rate up!

LOL :p

361 LoVethemCuLLenBoYs 06.07.09 at 7:46 pm

Nobody's HERE!! Ugh! Where is everybody? = (

362 NewMoon 06.07.09 at 11:10 pm

wow that lady is blind or making herself just not like him because many are after him! But common witch even a blind person can see his hotness!

363 TeamJBTL 06.08.09 at 12:55 am

Its not like one of those discusting hairy buttcracks. lmao

lmao oh yeah.

How dare she! that BITC*

364 5ctBauble 06.08.09 at 6:31 am

Oh God…look what i have started…! Butt crack screen savers, Butt crack t-shirts whats next…

Hahaha…I suppose im in the wrong too considering i thought of it to begin with… :S

365 Green_Twilight 06.08.09 at 7:11 am

Amen indeed!

366 MyCrimsonPoison 06.08.09 at 10:07 am

That was too funny. Poor Rob. Never a moment of peace. LOL

367 MyCrimsonPoison 06.08.09 at 10:09 am

I agree completely. Poor guy is under constant scrutiny. I couldn't do it. I don't envy him one bit. I'd crack under the pressure. (No pun intended!)

368 MyCrimsonPoison 06.08.09 at 10:12 am

Ain't that the truth. I could stare at the man's bare chest all day long. Yumilicious!

369 sarah 06.08.09 at 1:35 pm

i agree. although now we can be assured that rob has a nice buttcrack, they really need to give the twilight cast (especially rob and kristen) a break… the paparazzi is awful like that.

as for that one girl…
yeah! RIP HER APART AND BURN THE PIECES!

370 honey_bee 06.08.09 at 1:50 pm

Nonono. LOL I'll make an exception for suspenders every now and then. He looks adorable wearing them. Yum.

371 honey_bee 06.08.09 at 2:02 pm

LMFAO!!!!

*does the Perv Walk of Shame*

:D

372 Jayla_Pattzlap 06.08.09 at 9:50 pm

YES.
And thank GOD that he was made with the perfect buttcrack.

We ALL need that in a man.

But, oh, he has SO much more to offer than that……..;)

In Jesus' name AMEN!!!!! team red!!! (robert and edward)

373 JCullen1901 06.09.09 at 1:50 am

YES.
And thank GOD that he was made with the perfect buttcrack.

We ALL need that in a man.

But, oh, he has SO much more to offer than that……..;)

In Jesus' name AMEN!!!!! team red!!! (robert and edward)

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