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I just don’t have the words for this one. I found it pretty darn funny though!
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that is funny!!!
Lol loved the intro!!
1st comment whooo hoooo
haha first point sooo true. mmmm Robert Pattinson Buttock…. *droolls*
third?
omg thats SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
Dear Lord,
May a belt never find its way into Mr. Pattinson's wardrobe ever again.
Amen & Amen.
Hahaha. I hate TMZ. But that was funny.
OH my lord… LMAO!!!!!!!
omg those are the cutes butt cheeks ever..i wish i could grab them…hehehe
she's a witch!!! BURN HER!!!
11th !
Hahahaha
LOL
That was hilarious!
*stops laughing*
But true.
LOL
Congrats on 11th!
ALL HAIL ROBS BUTTCRACK!
hahaha.. this was funny!
Amen to that!! haha
rofl
In fact ..if Rob sees this..I think he'll soon have a wardrobe FULL of belts.LOL
what a niCe buttcrack *just kidding* but the video is funny an so true!! we could see anything involving our twiguys even if it is not important!!
omg sad! i know his butt crack is amazingly sexy but poor guy cant go around putting on shoes without getting youtubed! rob… i still luv you :-p
Lol they should burn her!
oh god that was sooooo funny specially the burn the wiiiiiiitch! part haha
“Is he that hot?!” WTF is that chick thinking?! I can't believe she even has to question the HOTNESS that is Rob Pattinson.
Otherwise, the video “cracked “me up!! get it?!! LMAO!!
omg shame on dat wench who said is he rli dat hot
how very much effing dare she!!!!!!!!!
ladies wen i say 3 we run n get her….whos wit me
1….
2….
3….
but stil da was funi as f*** hehehe totally brghtened my day up
LMAO
HAHA!!
:)
funniest thing iv seen or heard all day
You're so right ! *praying*
Lol!! let's hope he doesn't Hazeena.
LOL, poor guy…but it is rather funny! Especially the intro about RPatz fans!! I am so one of those…
Me too! And worst of all, it couldn't be more true.
But I am proud to be a girl who likes Robert Pattinson and would watch anything involving Robert Pattinson no matter how dumb it is! LOL.
where the twilight don't shine
))))
Nice,very,very nice.I'm speachless
Hahahaha!
That made me really LOL!
::bows:: All Hail the Amighty Buttcrack!
“She's a witch!
Burner her!”
::grabs a pitch fork::
LMAO!
JP!
lol
I think I spotted several of us in the crowd of angry people holding torches!
LMAO! Besides, I happen to love Rob's butt crack! LOL
LOL, hey I think I saw you! LMAO!!
Welcome back post! I really missed you please don't leave me again…
Hahaha
Yeah…still laughing at “she's a witch, burn her!”
LOL
Its funny COS ITS TRUE!!!
*licks monitor*
she's a witch!!!!! burn her!!!! O_O LMAO
OMG, that is hysterical, and so true. Yes, we do get excited over any little tid bit no matter what! And the chick who said “is he really that hot?” Uhh, hello??? Are you crazy???
I could stare at any part of him for the rest of my life and never get tired or bored…..He's even got beautiful feet!
okaaaaaaaay, lol no comment
to lady- yessssss he is that hot
lets burn her
The best news i've had all day and it's over a buttcrack.
I'm so glad Rob obviously doesn't own a belt
Oh my gosh! Thanks for posting this video. I never would have thought that I'd see Spunk Ransom's butt in my entire existence. Thanks so much to the papz for taking a good shot of his buttcrack even though we only have a few seconds to enjoy it. Papz should take a lot of these buttcrack shot instead of taking a close up shot of Rob's sad face (poor Rob too far to be with KStew). Buttcrack shot is way to go to swoon us RPattz lovers!
Sweet Jesus!!
If them keeping Pattinson away from us for a few days gets us a glimpse of his a$$-crack..imagine what we would get if we didn't have him for a week?!??!?
**thinks of possibility of seeing “one-eyed Robbie”**
Well, it would be tough not seeing him for that long, but hell, it would be SO worth it!!
LOL
That video was hilarious, BTW!!
Now I remember why I don't like TMZ. They have to make fun of everything. The only people that they say nice things about are the ones that actually talk to them. They just irk me.
LoL Honey that was awesome **wink**
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
Absolutely sleezy of TMZ. Unbelievable. I find nothing funny about it. He can't even go thru airport security in peace. TMZ has a bunch of people working for them who appear to not even graduated high school (i.e. that blonde guy) and just prey on those who are trying to make a living. TMZ are a bunch of loosers. Why would you even take the time to post that sleeze on this site?
LOL!!! “She's a wtich…” OMG, too funny! Thanks for the laugh
))))
Who cares
and i think he doesnt care either
you can berly see his BUTT
thats dumb
Hahhahahaahhaha…Heck yes!!! Buttcrack..We all are so very happy.Thank you NMM.org..this just made my day!! lol… Poor thing, bieng picked on all the time, bcus he is just sooo hott!!! Haha, I am so one of those fans..lol
God bless RPattz! That's the only arse crack i ever wanna look at again.
She's probably a Zack Efron fan.
Sooooo funny! I'm wiping my eyes! So true…especially on a slow Rob news day.
Every once in a while TMZ comes up with somethin hilarious!
LMAO!! That was my favorite part…
*on knees*
I promise God, I will never ask you for anything again…
LOL
ditto! haha it wasn't even his butt crack though, hah! it was like a little itty bitty shadow! it's the silliest thing ever, but it probably has 2131913213210 views!
robert oh robert..we have not seen you for 3 days now ;( though it makes us sad, we are still happy that you get to have your “me” time away from the crazy papz…. We also hope that you get to see or atleast make/receive phone calls from the VIP's in your life…
TMZ = the king of sleazy Journalism…and I use the word journalism in the loosest sense of the word. What next? Are they don't to photograph RP sneezing or barefoot or something equally newsworthy? They have a point though. We're starved for Pattinson news and would watch anything.
***rolling on the floor laughing***
HILARIOUS **can't breathe** She's a witch – BURN HER LMAO!!!!!!
And that intro was just dammit I can't find the words LOL
So freakin' funny!!
haha butt cleavage?
I'm one of them! Not a shamed to say it…even though a little part of me is telling me I should be. LOL
Besides, Rob's butt is picture perfect….I would have loved to help him pull it back up…or down more…whatever he'd like. LMAO!
hahahaahahahaahaha
this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!
and yes i watch everything with Robert Patiinson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that wasn't even funny. His crack wasn't even showing. haha
*Laughing against my own will*
I really freaking hate TMZ… but I had to giggle, couldn't help it.
*sigh*
Oh, Rob…. where for art thou????
Hahaha xD that was funny.. I'm one of those girls.. most of us.. are hahaha xD but who cares he's super hot! I'm holdin' my pitch fork.. who's with me!? haha xD I'm kiddin' I could buy him a belt =) nobody should see that.. It's cruel.. but we enjoy it.. I'm sorry I'm havin' a battle in my head.. that one where an angel me and a devil me are wisperin' in my ear.. hahaha xD
100th!!!
what a crack up!!!! he's the only guy i would like to see looking like a plummer besides my hubby ;o)
Yep, that was me with the Robert Pattinson tattoo on my chest!!
LOL
Hey, is that you with the bite marks on your neck???
Ahaha..
*wonders what is going on in allaboutedward's mind*
she's a witch… burn her!!! LOL
probably…… why want the boy when you can have the MAN……
ahh some ppl jux dnt have good taste.
hehe well more robbie for us…….
leave her with barbie boy
We could also see it in his shirtless Italian reunion pictures when he turned around. His pants were placed low to show off his great chest. You could almost squint and picture him……….without…..
Oh…MY…GOD
This made up for the past 3 days with no Rob posts, Im in shock right now. Even his Butt Crack is cute.
I have to say they are getting to knoe us Twilight fans VERY well, they even had the pitch forks out! LMAO
Thanks for sending in all the great news, TSH!!!
You know I had to watch that video again….I didn't zoom in on it yet though… LOL
you still having dreams about that V!!!
omg you looser
loooooooooooooolll..WERE THE TWILIGHT DNT SHINE!!!!!!!
BURN HER SHES A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehe
dt ws hilarious poor guy, i luv u ROBERT P..:)
How did you guess that was me?? LOL!
Yeah he bit me one wild night and it hasn't faded! I didn't get to see all of your tattoo, just the top, what was it of??
Yeah the more videos the better. :] The video was HILARIOUS though, especially the witch part.. no actually everything was funny!
how many times have you watched it and zoomed in already!
Mwahaha…that was so hilarious!
Loved it…
“Butt cleavage”..this was so funny!
Thanks TSH!
Ahahahahahaha! Holy crap thats funny. Soooo true! xDD
The intro cracked me up!
LMAO
Congrats on 100th!
You get the special prize! It's a butt-crack Rob doll!
By the way, TMZ did say Rob was at LAX airport yesturday, that LA isnt it?
lmao
oMT!
This video is so darn funny! lmao He has a CUTE buttcrack! haha
lol, iknow! and those people sitting there and reflecting around the fact like they had just found out he was just as human as th rest of us with butt cracks. hilarious!
maybe i shouldn't say anything, i would probably do the same thing.. *hiding my face behind my greatest Pattinson poster*
LOL
but I prefer his abs
(or Kellen's… yum.)
When was this made? Maybe on Monday? They were asking about the awards (MTV)
AMEN!!!! LMFAO @ Butt cleavage!
I think that video was from before he went to New York….but I could be wrong…he's wearing the same pants…
You wont ever see one eyed robbie…..its with me and its gonna stay that way….BACK OFF SCANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
That was hilarious!! …and true *blush*
And then this furious crowd
That's was the best part of it LOL
no you just have it paused on the crack right!
haha the intro thingy lol its funny but its so true hah
and
shes a witch burn her!!
those bits made me laugh the most
Hahahaha!
I laughed so hard during the entire video that I started crying – the truth really does hurt!
I luv everything about that man…butt crack and all
SHES A WITCH!! BURN HER, i will never tire of this video, thanks TSH!!
OME! what a hot butt crack
and you were at the front of the crowd I bet!!
does it vibrate!! LOL
I agree with you, not funny at all. I guess it was posted here due to the lack of news of Rob these days, but still.. not funny at all.
hahahaha. Yes, going crazy with it! LOL
Maybe it was a setu[, you know–scripted. They have to do scripting and editing to make the show have it's comedy timing. I'll bet her and the girl with the glasses had to flip to see who would say that.
If one of the guys were to say that it wouldn't have been funny at all!
LOL
I was in the middle:D Other freaks were just faster than me
LMAO
Oh, just a life-size tattoo of Rob's butt-crack with his autograph underneath. He did it himself…
When I have a shirt on all you can see is the top part of his cheeks
LOL…If Rob bit me I would have the marks permanently etched into my neck!
LOL!!! Well maybe the teeth marks are pemanent, they've been here for “a while”.
Nice tattoo! I didn't know Rob was so talented at tattooing!!!
LOL!!! amen sista!
SHES A WITCH… wtf is wrong with her? how can she not see his beauty?? lol
Haha! That was funny. Even if the man tried to be funny he actually told the truth! xD
I'm sitting here blushing. Feel a bit sorry for Rob though.
LMAO
Yeah, when you turn it on it vibrates then the pants fall all the way down to reveal nekkid Rob.
(I prefer nekkid Rob to butt-crack Rob)
“*gasp* Shes a witch! Burn Her!” lol that was funny
LoL
**we will watch anything involving Robert Pattinson no matter how dumb it is**
ohh that was mean….
But so true LOL
Amen, my brother…
alicexjasper fans
funny script /drawings
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs35/f/2008/312/1/0/...
LOL!
Oh yeah…that man has many HIDDEN TALENTS!
That made me laugh and it is quite true we will look at anything involving Rob. Now on close inspection there is no evidence of any pants, does that mean Mr. Pattinson goes commando? I'll let you girls think about that for a while! Cold shower anyone?
OME! That was hysterical!
LMAO *drooling over the possibilities*
Hey, I feel special. I posted this video! score.
The first step is to admit you have a problem….
I've been addicted to Robert Pattinson Trivia, no matter how dumb, for months… It's not getting better, it's getting worse. **confessing** I watched the **butt crack** segment twice, and I actually much prefer his his face:)
If it's wrong I don't want to be right:)
haha poor rob!
at :17 who is that girl with Rob, just wondering she looks familiar?
*fanning myself*
Playing the guitar is not the only thing those fingers can do…
lol
I think I need a cold shower now! Or maybe a tub full of ice.
Wasnt TMZ the one to catch Kristen doing pot. LMAO
adorable. TMZ is hilarious
*bites lip* You had to bring up his fingers??? Well I'm off to take an ice cold shower!!
Hhahahahaha!! *goes to watch it again..and adds to favourites*
Funny as hell.
HAHAHA! I hate TMZ but you gotta admit, this is pretty funny. Looks like they've got us fans pegged….. how pathetic! Somehow I think Rob would find this funny, too, he's so self-effacing.
And isn't it funny that this non-news comes after a Rob-drought. Like water in an Oasis. PLEEAAASE, give some real news about movies, scripts, casts…………….
BTW, have you noticed that Rob doesn't have butt cheeks? His pants are always saggy in the rear and now we get butt crack.
*** closing eyes to imagine exactly how it would look**
*** looking up the still shot from Dali. Nekked Rob from behind *****
LoL I understand your point! And I'm telling you it won't get any better!
I prefer his face too but….hmmm he has a really nice buttcrack LOL
**thinks about confessing that she has a problem**
Nah…, I'm sane, I'm sane I really am sane LOL
Wow *breesmom* do you know what I'm thinking right now? Imagine looking at this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/eldons/2q... with Rob shirtless & his pants hanging just below his marblelikeskinned buttcrack for our viewing pleasure. Yo know what I'm seeing (yeah, instead of saying)?
Don't like TMZ at all (don't want to invade people's private lives/space so I don't watch it) but hafta say, that was hilarious.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LMAO!
This is beyond words. Very funny. I have to admit true. If Rob's in it we'll watch it!
Why not there are worst things we could be doing At least this is legal……. mmmhhh
*thinking to herself – 'lets hope no one can read my mind, cause I'm pretty sure …. my latest thoughts are not strictly legal…..'*
Oh er … hhmm mind ran away there …. in the gutter …… I better go retrieve it!
))
LMAO
That's seriously sick. Feel like throwing up. Did not enjoy that at all.
i think im light-headed! that is sooo hot!
Ha! For real people????? That' is too funny!!!………..Looks like he finally got his “crack” into show business!!!! LMAO!!!
so our boy goes commando, eh?
Wasn't it that girl who was in a pic with Rob. She was like kissing his cheek or something?
One-eyed Robbie! LMAO!! Can always count on you, RobRocks, for a witty comeback.
Not that I'm complaining because at least we got some Rob news today, but…. Ya.. there was a better buttcrack shot from when they did the shirtless Italy scene. OME!! Now, that one was HOT! SOmeone posted a link to it on here that day.
Bahahhahaha this was funny
” SHES A WITCH, BURN HER” LOL yeah i can see the rabid fan girls saying that lol
ooooo I imagine I will have hours and hours of fun with this!!
I'm sure you're sane…. that's not the question. The questionis: are you obsessed? addicted? It's ok to admit it on this site! We're here to support each other! “Hello, I'm TRG and I am addicted to all things Twilight/Rob Pattinson.” See… it's easy! And no shame!!
at least you know he goes commando!
That means less for you to rip of him and burn!
WTF was that all about!
Funny though!
If you have a sense of humour!
LoL thanks for the support TRG!!
***takes a deep breath**
ok here we go
“I am ATTF and I am addicted to all things Twilight/Rob Pattinson”
GAH, I feel so much better LOL
LOL….not even that you get to run away with rob?!
I feel a Monty Python moment coming on….Niet!
hey Perv!!! I missed ya sister! Where the hale have you been…
” shes a witch burn her ” muahahahaha !
well.he ain't perfect. that's why we love him.
c'mon we see buttcracks each day hehe. some many people bend over and yuck.
but this is Rob P. and his buttcrack…..ouch. hehe
“Where the Twilight don't shine”!!!! I am gonna use that as an insult from now on.
You can stick it where the Twilight don't shine!!!
Hi Rob's buttcrack! Welcome to NMM.org! We hope that you will be staying with us for a while you are our most honored guest! Can we get you something so you stay longer? We hope you feel comfortable here enough that you feel no need to hide your beautiful self. Please, dont be shy!
hahaaaaa
i love him
lool yeah that was soooo funny x))
Yeah, not sure I'm too into buttcracks. haha. Didn't mind it, to be honest.. lol.. but it wasn't necessary for me to see.
You can tell it's a slow news day when we get a video about Rob's buttcrack. haha.
Was a pretty funny video, I have to say that!
I expect thanks to arrive later. Yes, all my and @Too_Far_Gone's doing. True Story
Hahahaha great one
If you don't put a trademark on that I shall be using it too
I would really appreciate it if Rob would make showing crack HOT. Then maybe my husband could pull it off – since he's always showing his!
hahahaha that was funny as HELL!
“BURN HER!!!”
tee-hee (;
It is legal, just might be immoral.
lmao, witch, burn her!!!
hahahahaahahahah.
my dad just asked me what i was laffing at.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
that quenched my thirst…..robcrack withdrawal sucks…..
hahahaha too funny LOL .reporters are crazy
I been working a damn yard sale for the second week in a row….and I'm sweating my arse off! Nothing like a lil' Rob buttcrack to perk up the day….
my computer wont play any of the video
so can u post up the link of this video please thank u
Wow TMZ must have been having a slow news day. They do some funny things,but those people who work there are dumb. Especially the girl who made the comment about Rob not being that great. She has to be the dumbest of the group, has made some pretty pathetic statements in past.
Yeah I saw this vid a while ago already… I know he has no a$$! But I like it!! lol!! ** pictures Robs nonexistant a$$ and faints**
HILARIOUS and good they can make fun of themselves. I think even Rob would think this is a hoot.
AACCKK!!! What are you thinking girl!! You cant say commando in a Rob post?? are you crazy?? **pictures Rob commando and faints**
UGH!!!! ….OK I would normally fall onto the Rob Pattinson drool fest over most pictures but now I just feel for the guy….can't even get through airport security without a zoom lense pointed at your rear……And who is the weird girl with the comments…Is that your job honey?….Really making an impact on the world aren't you….OMG this is just embarassing….:(
LOL
seriously…LOL
ok i'm laughing. but does it mean that it was funny? i don't know…
“Ahhh, she's a WITCH… BURN her” is DAMN right!!! LMAO… oh man, is it really wrong for me to be playing that video over and over again just to see his adorable almost-butt show? LOL.. OH MY SWEET EDWARD that's amazing.. hehe… it doesn't even really show it… haha… ummm… I think I'm gonna go play it again… BYE!!!
“Buttcrack Santa” woohoo… Buttcrack ROB!!!
xDDDD ahahaha BUTT CRACK!!!!!
I'm sorry to say, but I'm with the Witch
Aww, don't be mad… we all have our preferences right? So, I prefer taylor and most of you prefer rob – but I'm from the switzerlandTEAM.
Peace & Love x)
LOL
True, we'll watch anything with Rob!
Especially after these past Rob-less days…..pure torture!
I agree with you!
That had me tears! So funny
that made me LMFAO! i cant stop watching it
give the guy a break and dignity do you have to put picture like that on the web.
LOL!!! that is just to funny.
**gasp**
Um…..err, no….Why would you think that??
**Quickly covers computer screen, wondering which window TSH is looking in**
lol
**sigh**
**sweet smile**
Oh, RobRocks….so nice of you to stop by and say “scank”. I do love our little moments, we really don't have enough of them…
How have you been? I see that you are still dilusional, as always. But, I wouldn't change a thing about you – that is what makes you so much fun!!
LOL
i saw this a couple days ago and i agree if you put anything with rob i will watch it.
Good point!! That means that we can focus more on the shower and baby oil!!
My day just got a whole lot brighter!
Thanks, Saxon!!!
lol
let is all say AMEN. he is beautiful.
its funny, but rob aint that hot!!! kellan lutz is hotter and sexier……..my opinion
yh it is funny, im with the witch too………….i prefer kellan sexy lutz
it is true. i watched this a couple days channel surfing and well kept it on and they are right on track with rob pattinson no matter how stupid it is.
Hey Effing, NIcnix says Hi – she's had to worjk and has no internet now.
She's asked that you , me and TSH create havoc over here – liven uo a slow news day
Aw, Nicky…*sad face* ..I miss her too!!
You tell her that no internet and a job should never stand in her way of talkin to me!! I accept no excuses! LOL
Geeze, I am going to have to reconsider the spanking again. LOL
I am trying to reak havoc, but it seems like not many people are here…
**slams head on table**
…so lonely…
lol
tmz is the sleeziest of them all. they are the ones that always have the cameras with them.
i know right its cute lols
and burn the witch burn her lols
i am so one of those as well.
i agree :] rob's cute but kellan is hotterrr.
Honestly, I feel sorry for Rob on this one. You have to remove your belt at airport security and bend over to remove the shoes, and cus he's RPattz he's got the darn papparazzi on him. It was barely a butt crack so it really isn't bad, but still a little embarrassing. Not to sound prudish, but it'd be nice to see the paparazzi exercise a little restraint for a change.
i don't think i would last in addicted to robert pattinson anonymous.
he is so hot.
*hi my name is pamela tobolowsky oh nevermind i am way to addicted with his hottness*
myy, we will watch anything that involves him :]
Yes, he REALLY is that HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amen
I actually thought it was hilarious because it was SO pathetic- because it made fun of the paparazzi and all the fans who will watch ANYTHING about the man. To me, THAT'S where the humor was.
ROTFLMAO
sure, “there's nothing hotter than a guy looking like a plumber” -> only if the plumber is really Rob…
epic! “Robert showed us where the twilight don't shine!”
that chick is NUTS! she's in denial.
Nice Half Moon Rob!!!
OMG!!! Love it!!! and Love him!!!
not too much havoc…I don't want to end up having to mod myself!!
LOL.
Amen.
The intro to the video was hilarious and true! Seriously, I would watch anything relating Rob in it! Even if it was for a split second.
LETS BURN HER!
HAHA
Nice! That is exactly how Rob fans act, crazies. lol I love Rob too though.
LOL
Well, okay maybe one more thing!
at least it's not hairy (;
HaHa
What a conundrum!
Oh TMZ ….. You know us twilight fans so well
LOL cleavage is a funy word hahahaha
I luv u rob <3
Oh dear god.
Look, I am desperate for news about this movie, but this is going a bit far.
TMZ is probably zooming in on his nose hair as we speak.
DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mom blocked everything 'violent' on my computer!!!! I can't see a dash or a line or a CRACK!!!!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………..mothers.
thank GOD you aren't ME!!!!!!
lucky pplz *sobsob*
CAN SOMONE SEND ME DA VID?!?! my email is:
jayladgetcity@gmail.com
That was entertaining…..my favorite part(believe me or not) was NOT the Buttcrack but the part where the brunette asked if everyone thinks he's that hot…..”What a Witch BURN HER….WHAT A MONSTER” That was priceless. LOL
oh my god that was hilarious!!!
from the people who brought you robert pattinson gets into a car and robert pattinson doesn't get into a car
great!
I just wached it cause it's about Rob Pattinson.
They know my logic pretty well.
i don't know ,is it more embarassing for me or for Rob?
We'll never feel complacent about going thru airport security again!
Intro was very true! And LETS BURN HER!!!! lol…sillys!
**Watches vidoe and laughs for about 3 seconds**
**then realizes what I just seen**
**shaking head**
no, that is not right….not right at all…
Ha! That is what I thought of when they said “burn her”!! I frickin' love that movie!! LOL
you suck tmz!! robert is the best i love him is so cute dont matter what…. and i see it this only for robert… but is a little funny iss a human after all??
lol it was funny. But hey that's not the only time he's shown it. There's a pic from the new moon set that shows it tooo. He's not bending down but u can still see it! So what does it mean ????? He goes commando? lol oh boy!!!! Another frenzy on the way!!! Watch out!!! Here we come!!!!! lol
Yeah this sucks.. I hate slow news days..cant even read any good fanfiction cause people I guess have lives and cant seem to finish them!! I don't know who I miss more Rob.. Bad A$$ Edward or Ed The Dom..its pretty even…..
I know!
I am sooo bored!! I have no idea how to entertain myself. I have a few fanfic stories that I haven't read yet…but I need a break from all that..
Guess I will have to watch that Pattinson video that Aloha alerted us to in the other post… THat thing was fantastic!!
MMM Manbits… Thats an idea.. I could watch that a couple hundred more times tonight..I gotta stop drawing mustaches and bush eyebrows on the Kristen post its so hard getting marker off the screen! So Effin Bored!!
LMAO!!!
I can totally see you drawing on your computer screen mumbling to yourself “where the F*ck is Robert”..
Then cursing when the marker won't come off and curse at Kristens pic because you are tired of looking at it!!!
LOL
That was a good laugh…Thanks!!
I am a few weeks late but how do I find bada$$ edward?
uhh what? ** runs around housing checking blinds** you saw that? Effing what the hell are you doing outside in the rain looking in my windows!! I know your bored and desperate but Robs NOT here either!!! **eyes glaze over thinking Rob is here**
**gets up out of bushes**
**packs up umbrella and tent**
Damn…I thought I seen him go in there a while ago….Thanks for telling me. Now I have to start the search all over again…
**hands Sparkly2 a dry-erase marker**
if you use this, it will come off easier….
lol
although the video is meant for entertainment purposes and come on girls, we loooooove it lol its very sad that every single little thing he does and shows is now scrutinized (or published) i hope he doesn't see this…poor guy harassed by paps all the time he can't even bend down in peace now lol
Hey Effing I just started reading some fanfic… would you be able to recommend any to me? Pretty please?
Sure. If you are over 18….
e-mail me:
itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com
I will forward you a few.
**shakes head**
…feeling like a twi-porn pimp all over again. NIcnixs is gonna love this…
LOL
TADA!!! How do you like V-Rob!! Ciggy Rob is taking a break… Gotta love the V!!
Rip her apart burn the pieces!!! Oh wait, she's not worthy to be a vampire, if she doesn't think Rob is hot…
See it's easy! And now that's off your chest! you can move on… I honestly can't imagine not having Twilight and this site (with all the other obsessed fans) in my life. People in my “real life” just DON”T GET IT!!! LOL!!!!
**picking jaw up off floor**
Good God woman!!
That is the best avatar EVER!!!
Um, would you mind if I licked it several times??
**doesn't wait for your answer, licks screen vigorously**
DAMN!!! That man is f*cking SEXY as HELL!!!
**drooling**
Yes, so true, I wouldn't last either.
Sort of my “own own personal heroin”… It's just too addictive….
I would lurk guiltily in the background of the RP anonymous meeting, and listen to other confessions of the watching of butt crack videos, and in the end, I would have to slip out the back door, and do a google search…
It's hopeless, but so worht it!
LOL- the more you say it the more you'll believe it!!
Anyway, sanity may be over rated:)
This video is so funny!! I suppose it should possibly offend us for being one of those screaming followers but i dont care!
SO Funny! Whats the bet someone has a blown up pic of his butt crack saved somewhere on their comps now hahaha
LMAO! Oh wow! That was HILARIOUS!!!
I know it took me forever to get it cropped just right cause I couldnt stop licking my own screen…this is what happens on slow news days I go searching for avatars… I love V-Rob…I must now post constently so I can keep seeing him pop up all over… mmm… did I say pop up?…
Yes, it's good to admit it. I think I'll go read the Rolling Stones article again, or, there has to be something new out by now…
Well, do me a favor and reply to my posts frequently…That way I don't have to go looking for you. LOL
You definately need to spread the sexy-joy that is your avatar…
Take it to the people, Sparkly2, take it to them and let them see the wonder and sexiness that is Pattinson…
LOL
..I rather enjoyed that little rant…
I love Rob as much as the next chickie…but really….his butt crack? I agree Book Obsessed, poor man can't even get on a freakin' plane without being attacked by a camera!
And the Chick in the clip….can fall through a “Crack”….and never resurface. We know how to appreciate our MAN!
If she doesn't GET IT……more for us….
Thank you…I sent you an email.
I just assumed that you would be the one to know of all the “good” fanfic stories. It's a compliment. : )
O.M.G. I think I picked the wrong vamp to lust after…. Might have to switch teams based on just that perfectly cropped shot of that V. Yum yum yum.
Hmmmmm….. hadn't thought of that……
LOL I CANT THEY NOTICED THAT!!!!
Yes, exactly, it's just not right…..
I better look again and figure out more exactly what the problem is..
Wait, no, stop, I'm doing it again….
yes, you need a litle imagination, it's more like the beginning of an indentation. Clearly we are pathetic, and desperate here, but we have to work with whatever we get.
WTF That was totally weird. But then again totally funny at the same time. “butt cleavage” what all our butt cracks should be called from now on!
Completely agree!! LMFAO!
I know what you mean my parents did that to me lat week and I went balstic.(i couldn't even get on NMM.org)
I hacked thier passeword and changed the settings. Try that.
Otherwise that really sucks.
OMFG THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!
i laughed soooo hard!
okay really now… i feel so bad for the guy… he's being super stalked by everybody… yea he's super hot and all but do we really need to talk about him and his butt crack… i mean really, the guy is scared to go out and just get a cup of coffee.. it's getting a little much now… poor rob…
Reminded me of monty python (freakin love that movie), which then reminded me of a fanfic
All of Edward’s lines are Shakespeare. All Emmett’s are Monty. All Jasper’s are from the Princess Bride.
its great…read it
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4169295/1/
oh and if you werent convinced to read it there are some nekkid cullen boys (in a pg13 kind of way of course)
God, thank you! p.s please let us succed in the killing of the witch …..thank you amen! LMAO! Oh you gotta give it to the man, he can look sexy every single second of his life! It's impossible not to love the sexiest man on the planet!! lol
Hey those fanfics are the ones of bad ass edward???
I know I am late but i would love to read that…
can I email u to so u tell me where I can fin it???
Your all going to hate me now, but I don't think he's that hot either…….AND IM NOT A WITCH….I think Jackson Rathbone is hot though :/
funny video..lmao..i am not mad at the witch and u guys know why?..because she wants the camara on her face to get publicity; so she says that..but honestly; it's her opinion and not everyone thinks rob is hot..i personally find him beautiful and hot and talented…so guys; easy on the witch; i mean girl..lol…
but seriously; buttcrack?….i mean; it's stupid..we all show buttcracks once in our lives; but we don;t get it put on national display like on the net..this shows that rob is constantly being harrass and i wish the paps would back off a bit; but then again; it was probably a gay pap who took that pic because he wanted rob or something.. i say it because why would he be taking a video of the dude buttcrack…buttcrack or no butt crack; and we all have one; rob is still the hottest vamp alive..
no one hates on here.. and if they do; it won't be fair to u..everyone has perferences..i like jackson too and find a sexiness about him…i am into guys like rob and jackson.. love kellen too; but he's too buff for me..lol… i like them rocker boys..lol… hell i love all the guys and girls on twilight; my fave is rob and jackson though.. but that's the great thing about opinions right; it's like azz and we all have one..lol..
It was a pretty funny video though
Rob is pretty hot, but OBVIOUSLY I like Jackson more…lol. Wouldn't mind a shirtless (or pantless) photo of him! Oh well, a girl can dream…..
one SEXY buttcrack :] *drolls*
AWWWW what a cute tushy…kiss kiss lol <3
I could only wish I found a plummer like that to fix my pipes
my guess is.. if Rob ever saw this video he would blush in crimson.. (^_~)
This is not vert bad thing, for everybody who don't wear belt can be the same. But why everybody put this in net, doing like a tragedy of this and waiting for bad comments? It's radicilous. I love Rob. No matter what will gonna happen.
Best wishes ;}}
omgs this makes me sick.
“OMG BUTTCRACKS? I COULDNT LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THAT ROB HAS A BUTTCRACK”
seriously tho…this is soooo dumb; so friken what, the tiniest bit of the SHADOW of his ass crack showed, is that really TV TMZ worthy? LAME, poor guy…cant even go comando one day w|o the world knowing about it
-remembers never to become famous
HAHA kidding ! =D
LMAO
Honey-bee……before i even opened this post i knew exactly what you would say….and that it would be top of the post
lol
You naughty girl!!!!!!
I will join you on a mission to destroy all the worlds belts just to be sure lol
*shakes head*
i'm so disappointed…..the posts are not kinky enough…
You did your best Effing but you need more wing men prepared to go that extra few inches….
lol
Oh yeah *wink*
I bought you something……here it is
http://www.glitter.net.au/thumbs/pimp-chain.gif
LOL
Oh Sax….i've been thinking about watching that film for a few days
You've brought it to mind again…when i go home i'm putting it on with a glass of wine
I can't imagine it either. Life without Twilight and this site???? NAAAHHHHH, not any more. Oh and it's great to have so many fellow addicts!!!! I feel like I'm having a double life!!!!! Being dr Jekyll in reality (WTH is that???) and mr Hyde around here LOL
lol
The comment on the clip is so true! If anything mentions Rob or Twilight we watch it! Can you just imagine how frustrating it must be for him! Lets make July leave Rob alone month, wouldn't it be great if he could walk down the street without people screaming at him!
*skips up to agave and slaps her on the butt*
heeelllooooooo
Hey Hun
)
Ok I read my comment once again and I think I overreacted a bit. But I was laughing so hard I couldn't help it LOL
How are you after that working marathon??
***jumps up***
auuuuu nice
Hey there I just said hi to you somewhere up there **points up**
How's everything? Hope you're ok. I understand you had a quite long shift at work?
Hmmmm
*nic glances up at Agava's post*
I think you were very calm…….Ok…maybe you over reacted a teeny bit
LoL that's just what happens to me after a slow news day!
When I finally got some news and I saw RP in the tittle so I went like crazy LOL and this video was hilarious so…….oh I couldn't help myself ;P
hmmmmm
Some people seem a bit offended by this clip….and that's fair enough….it is a shame for Rob
But hello…..the clip is titled butt crack……surely that set a little bell ringing….if it makes you sick don't click the link….
I stay away from Miley Cyrus and Jonas brothers Clips for exactly the same reason…..
LOL
Hey
yeah it was a long shift….home for 6 hours and now back again LOL
God it is quiet here at there weekeds…
*listens and hars an eerie wind blowing through NMM*
Hmmmmm you know If I wouldn't be seeing you here all the time I would think you're a really hard working person LOL
*chokes on lunch*
i hope you mean an acrual plummer to fix your acrual pipes….and not some sort of shady pervy comment…
*taps foot*
Right Nic, don't click it……….unless you're not a native English speaker and all of your dictionaries seem to have disappeared lol and you are just so bloody curious WTH is it about hahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh i'm just lucky that my little job invloves doing…well…..not very much at all except surfing the net…while pretending to keep an eye on the computer systems here
Lol
um…..you only see me here ALL the time…because YOU are here all the time LOL
*wink*
LOL
that was mean:PP but yeah I kinda spend here…..hmmmm………a lot of time?????
Well you should be happy that I keep you company while all mainland US is sleeping **wink**
At least I'm happy ;D
LOL
I swear i do feel for Rob….what a shame…… but still…
Give ME the £12 million per film and all the sports cars i can eat and other super hot people fighting to sleep with me and i'll give you all the damn butt crack shots you like
God I'll let you put a web cam on it
LOL
I am happy i am
*skips around Agava and slaps her on the butt again*
if you were not here i would just be talking to myself……..well i do that anyway on the posts….but i'd only be talking to myself LOL
Yeah there's something about it, I also think this films is embarrassing for Rob
but look at all of those celebs I mean there is so much information about them, press, websites it is impossible to keep up with all of this, I don't even think they're doing it, well to tell the truth I'd surprised if they did
I don't think such trivia actually affect them in any way… well at least they shouldn't XD
He should take a leaf out of Michael Sheens book……(of course Michael does everything well *swoon* lol)
Set up a twitter and he can update the adoring masses and tweet whatever pictures he wants us to see…….then the market for stuff like this will go WAY down
come on Rob!!!!
LOL
you seem to be butt-slepping-obsessed :>> does it have anything to do with the fan fic
***looking at Nic with a suspicious smile***
well I'm talking to myself anyway, there are those 2 natures in me like this Twi/Rob obsessed and the this other one I used to have before coming here; and they're just talking to each other
**stops for a sec, realises what she just said**
Dammit I'm getting the Gollum complex……!!
omg…that was really funny….!!poor guy…!!we love you Rob!!!
hallelujah,
And
OMG ROBS ARSE!!!!
How did you know i had that!!!
Yeah great idea!! If they post another butt crack accident or whatever we'll just go like “nah, we've already seen that boooooo”
I don't know, this Michael Sheen is just way too perfect…… I don't know if my little mind can cope with that much of perfection… lol
*backs away from Agava slowly…nodding and smiling to keep her calm*
here Agava…take this nice medicine….
lol
Yeah ok….i am a little butt obsessed…and yeah it must be that damn fan fic
lol
hmm *thinking*
If i was passing Rob at the airport at that moment…….i would accidently drop my pen down the back of his trousers……
Then make my apologies while i retrieved it
LOL
Oh me – so I saw this vid yesterday but I turned to jelly and couldn't even find the strength to type a comment!
So I guess we know now why he wore the suspenders in Italy……..thank heavens it appears he left them there
whhahaha! that was hilarious! haha.. xD
OMG an official RPattz twitter now that would be………….Edwardly!
If anyone has suggested this before I didn't see it so i'm totally giving you my props for making the suggestion.
Where the heck have you gone Agava????
*shouts into the void of NMM*
*eerie silence all around*
:*(
LOL
I'm hereeeee!!!!!
Sorry I had a phone call LOL
Well you know……..it would give him some control over things
it works for other stars
Lets face it no one is going to want to stop seeing him any time soon……..but i think most people would be more than happy with official comments and pictures that he wants us to see….
Damn it….if i could find his number i would call him and suggest it
lol
*phew*
I panic when i'm alone…i have too many phobias lol
****grabs medicine from NIc****
My prreeecciiioussssssssss LOL
Like that'll help!
**cuddles**
poor you, don't worry I guess we share that phobia…. I have another one **confessing time** I feel so left out when nobody's responding to me…… I feel like I am boring or stupid or hopeless **sobs**
Glad I have You NIC!!! **cries**
Ok that was embarassing LOL
*pats Agava on the back*
It's ok don't worry
LOL
My phobia of butter is way more embarrasing…..or maybe my phobia of cartoons is worse…hmmm…not sure
LOL
Yeah he' is barely over the age of consent….. ha ha ha …. still extrimily young. I think I'll make a nice cosy space for me and my mind, here in the gutter…. I might as well stay here, I come back so often……………..
))
nail polish remover is usually perfect for those marker removing situations well at least on glass i have never tried it on a lcd computer screen yet lol
LOL the only phobia I can remember is arachnophobia but it's nothing original :>
So true…
Even though this is a kind of a sarcastic humor, it still reflects the terrible reality for Rob….
agree!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you are prolly right!
Hmmmm, it WOULD make a good screen saver…..
LMAO!!
I shall wear it with pride!!
Hmm..perhaps I will change my avatar…
LOL
sure thing…just send me and e-mail and i will forward it to you
**hangs head in shame**
I know….I tried, but there are only a few people that are down in the deepest depths of the gutter with me…and none of them were here last night…
**glaring at NIcky, Sparkly and LTCB**
where were you guys when I needed you??
I can only do so much with innocent people, you know…I need more time to corrupt them. I kinda started to get Kimberlina down there with me, but she was putting up a fight. LOL
That was just twisted and sick….. WTF?
*Pouring bleach in my head to burn that image from my brain*
Thanks again for Beutiful B@stard Edward….. I have a hard time keeping my mind out of the gutter when I get on the elevator at work now.
Oh, I know!! That one was especially wonderful..I wish that they would get it updated, I want to know what happens when they get back from Seattle. I don't think it it finished yet. Thank God! If they leave it hanging like that, I am gonna be so mad. LOL
LMAO …….AMEN
I recently read an interview with Rob where he was asked about his New Moon salary and the price fame; the interviewer said that she'd heard he had doubled his salary to 12 million dollars. He laughed and said that number was really inflated. Then he added, “For that amount of money I'd be willing to walk around the streets nekked!”
Don't give us any ideas! Here's hoping he gets a movie with Harvey Weinstein, he's got oodles of money for movies!
I know, it's driving me mad. I have read about 10 stories, non of which are finished….. so I am checking my email every chance I get to see if there have been any updates… *pouting*
sorry chica. I was so tired I fell asleep on the sofa…I thought I was 'resting my eyes' for five minutes but I fell into deep state of REM sleep and didn't wake till the wee hours of the morning!!
Now I need Carlisle to help give me a massage as my neck is all stiff!
What Rolling Stones article? Is it new? What's it regarding. Details woman!!!
LMAO hilarious. nice buttcrack
LMAO!
i love your nickname btw. ;D indeed he is.
OMG!!! I'm not here for 24hours and I miss NMM.org face look,
Bella's cake and the most important ROB'S ButtCr@ck!! Effing…
you should of sent a message like morse code…..
Beep be Beep BEEEEEEPPPPP…( Rob's buttcr@ck! )
I completely agree. She must seriously like really ugly guys.(;
That was HILARIOUS!!!!! How dare she question if Rob is Hot…. Man Woman are you Blind! She must be an
Efron fan…Geez! Rob is beyond Hot!…… Burn the Witch who spoke of the unthinkable… LMAO!!!!
I know thats my favorite bit!!
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but, DAMN, i have'nt got a CLUE what the password is……………..
i hope i don't get in trouble……………..
oh, yeah, p.s. i changed my name….heehee……..
Ya doesnt she know that the cullen boys are property of us??
I hoping the get a glimpse of one-eyed robbie…….but just a glimpse.
Im going through Jackson withdrawls………it would be nice if they posted something about him soon…..
hmmm
*starts to daydream*
Kellan isnt shy about the abs comming out to play, so Im sure you will never go into Kellan ab withdrawl!!
oh, god…..
THAT'D BE LOW ENOUGH TO SEE HIS D*CK!!!!!!
SWEET MOTHER MARY, AND HE HAS A BIG ONE, TOO, I SHOULD KNOW!!!!!
lol
LOL!! i love the office, i think she usually updates once a week so hopefully there's not too much longer to wait, i have so many that i'm waiting to be finished, it's driving me mad, sorry for butting in your converstaion, when it comes to twi smut i can't help myself
also i don't know if you've read it or not but bitter sweet symphony is really good, it's not finished yet but theres 30 chapters to keep you going
OHMYGOSH I NOE!! hehe nd like wdf is rong with that chik :@
i wanted to see his whole butt
or at least show ur butt
ok im srry that was just weird hahah
robert pattinson is not only hawt he is a tease i mean come on take teh shirt off
he better not have a belt
that chik must die!!
haha yh! lolsz
yu we shud all rip that chik up nd burn the pieces…..let her feel the purple haze overcome her
Sorry computers went down today
*groan*
*taps on shoulder*
Um…i think there's some fan fic you didn't send me….so let me have it!!!!!
Your bling looks very nice on you *wink*
Hmmm i just pulled that figure out of thin air
But it was just to give some perspective
My job might vanish in the credit cruch and i have sleepless nights about losing my house……All in all even for £1 million i think i'd trade with him LOL
I hope he holds to that promise when his salary does hit £12M
Do you think we could get him legally speaking….he did give us a verbal contract LMAO
LOL, I cannot eve remember what I sent you! I have sent so much to other people!
But, I still have your e-mail, so I will forward you what I don't have. Alot of which is stuff I haven't had a chance to read yet, so, if you don't like it. Don't blame me….and what are you doinghere? There is a new rob post….MOVE IT!! LOL
**sending morse code**
beeep beb bip bop beeeep
**new Pattinson post**
LOL
I just got back from the longest working weekend EVER
lol
I'm gonna have a bath and then grab a beer and then come back
If i get sucked in by a new post i can't get away
LOL
You'll say everything i want to anyway….Perv *wink*
xx
LOL
Well, I am trying my best to make you proud….My smutty remarks are all over that post. But, I am sure you will lots of wonderful things to add..
**jumping in seat, waiting for Nicky to join us**
LOL
I feel for you in the money crunch–we're all feeling it, I'm afraid.
On a lighter note, you might get some legal aide to find out for us about that binding verbal agreement with Rob. We don't need money, just a short clip of him making good on his”contract”!!! ; )
I love that one.
Makes my office sooooo dull!
No beautiful B's beside me…just lots of ugly B's!
Lovin' it!
Thought we'd agreed it wasn't a “V”
It's an arrow pointing where to go….
That was cruel…. sorry…
Sorry, i meant the April GQ, not Rolling Stones.
I'll try to post the link here, but if it doesn't work you can google it. They have a web site. I bet you've already seen it!
http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=con...
lmao stick to charlie's V sister….while my hand make the way down Rob's V!
Oh Well…if I MUST, I shall keep my hands on Charlie's “V”
I suppose someone has to do it
Guestt I'll volunteer
**jumps up and down ..I volunteer ..pick me…pick me***
Oh Honeybee, I couldn't have said it better myself. Lol
AMEN!!!!
Hmmm….i go look out that footage and save it right now……..
Um…just in case LOL
LMAO… Oh I got the GQ mag in the mail before it was even on the stands! Love the article and that photo spread is one of my favorites. That's what my avatar shot is from- which I've been using on this site for months! *hint to users who hijacked my pic and are also using it* .
It's one of my favorite pics of him.
I should have picked up on the Avatar…. glad you've got it. It's good for a fix on a low news day:)
At least I got your heart rate up!
LOL :p
Nobody's HERE!! Ugh! Where is everybody? = (
wow that lady is blind or making herself just not like him because many are after him! But common witch even a blind person can see his hotness!
Its not like one of those discusting hairy buttcracks. lmao
lmao oh yeah.
How dare she! that BITC*
Oh God…look what i have started…! Butt crack screen savers, Butt crack t-shirts whats next…
Hahaha…I suppose im in the wrong too considering i thought of it to begin with… :S
Amen indeed!
That was too funny. Poor Rob. Never a moment of peace. LOL
I agree completely. Poor guy is under constant scrutiny. I couldn't do it. I don't envy him one bit. I'd crack under the pressure. (No pun intended!)
Ain't that the truth. I could stare at the man's bare chest all day long. Yumilicious!
i agree. although now we can be assured that rob has a nice buttcrack, they really need to give the twilight cast (especially rob and kristen) a break… the paparazzi is awful like that.
as for that one girl…
yeah! RIP HER APART AND BURN THE PIECES!
Nonono. LOL I'll make an exception for suspenders every now and then. He looks adorable wearing them. Yum.
LMFAO!!!!
*does the Perv Walk of Shame*
YES.
And thank GOD that he was made with the perfect buttcrack.
We ALL need that in a man.
But, oh, he has SO much more to offer than that……..;)
In Jesus' name AMEN!!!!! team red!!! (robert and edward)
YES.
And thank GOD that he was made with the perfect buttcrack.
We ALL need that in a man.
But, oh, he has SO much more to offer than that……..;)
In Jesus' name AMEN!!!!! team red!!! (robert and edward)