His body is a Wonderland.
*sigh*

Just imagine what we could do with his wonderland.
*Gutter thoughts*

Oh believe me I have imagined it over and over and over and well you get the idea. *drool*
I have a spot permanently reserved in the gutter.lol

Well save me and my laptop a seat b/c if we keep getting these rob post of him looking all hot and sharing his backside with us I might make it my permanent residence....LOL!!

Good thing you asked. The spots are getting all filled up down here. I got one for ya so you are all set..lol

I'm all set now!!!
Bring on some more Rob Porn!
I didn't think I would ever be this happy about staying in the gutter.....lol!!

So true....I absolutely love his "butt shot!" Amazing!

He is just so perfect....I can't find one thing that I don't like about him!!
although I'm sure my husband wishes I would...lol

hahaha. Mine too! LOL

sooo my husband is not alone...lol!

nope! he's not alone. LOL

We should definitely have more pictures taken of him from that angle.

He seems to be feeding a appetite a little everyday. i'm loving this butt shot. he looks like he might a taught lil bum there. oh what i would love to do to him. *drool*

I wonder what tomorrow holds. Maybe a butt shot with boxer briefs?

Good gawd woman! Now I cant wait for tomorrow...keeping fingers crossed and everything else WIDE open!!! LOL

Well if you think about it, everyday we have been getting a little more rob. I wonder if a week from now, what we will end up with?

hopefully a shot of him going commando, or a topless shot. or maybe just maybe a topless shot of him going commando?

oh my, a girl can dream cant she?

I dream about those pics everyday!! Just keep dreaming and maybe it will come true!
*crosses fingers*
*please please please let our dreams come true*

Yes she can! I'm dreaming away.....hmmmmmm :)

Yeah it is!! And I want every piece of that Wonderland..

*sigh*

Those are his Button fly jeans...

Woo Hoo!!!

singing my song!!!!!!

lol

*Dancing and singing song with LCTB*

Woo Hoo!!

(joining Robaholic and singing again!! )

lol!!

Joinin LTCB & Robaholic ")

must be the place to be, everyone is so happy, and now i´m to. Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Woo Hoo!!

Rob in them Button fly Jeans..

Black Nike's with the straps..

NMM.org girls are lookin at him

He hit floor...I hit the floor

then we go low low low low....

lol!

couldn't have sung the song better myself! hmmmm Rob in jeans!!!

So very, very true!

Yes a very pleasant wonderland it is!!!

*drools*

Now we just need Rob to wear a big label saying 'EAT ME' ;)

mmmm..
I want to see him in the edible jockstrap......
sounds so yummy!!

mmmmm. yeah that edible jockstrap wouldn't last long enough for me to even realize the color or flavor of it.

Well just remember that when you are done with the edible jockstrap you will find his donut stick and cream filling....mmmmmm!
I'm heading for my seat in the gutter now...lol!!

LMAO!!! That just sounds so damn delicious!!!! I will need 2nds and 3rds and 4ths and so on....

*pats spot next to me in gutter*
Come on down CIF I kept your seat nice and warm for ya.

*sits next to robaholic*

*Wonders what flavor robs creamy donut stick is?*

I guess I am gonna be here all day...lol!!

*puts arms around CIF shoulder after thinking about flavor of Robs Creamy yummy donut stick*

It's ok. I am here all the time. I decided it wasn't worth ever leaving because you just have to come back every couple of minutes anyways. You are in good company down here.

*Thinking of Unicorn Pops I saw in the candy isle yesterday wishing I bought one so I could do some pretending.*

*Back to the damn delicious creamy donut stick*

MMMM!!!
Well I figured since I am going to the gutter, I might as well do it thoroughly.
So tell me some more about about those unicorn pops....

I took a pic of the Unicorn pops. They are actually lollipops. I never knew they were called unicorn pops until lastnight! I will never look at them the same again. lol

http://twitpic.com/8tw0g

mmm..wow!!
Those look really...um....good.
I want to lick it...suck it and maybe..._______it!!
*orders a case*

omfg! These things actually exist! LMAO!!!
Its appropriate how they are rainbow colored! Robs unicorns would send us into an oblivion of rainbow heaven!

Eat me? Ummm I was thinking along the lines of "Suck Me" ROFLMAO!!!! I'm so bad!!!

I don't wanna be edited so i'm just sayin the label should also include a word infront of the word "me" that rhymes with suck. that's all.

Watch out LEC! Here come the mods... ;)

Shhhhh!!!! LMAO!!! Don't let them know where I am. Hide me!!! LOL

Absolutely!!! His backside is smokin!!!

His backside, his frontside...hell his whole damn body is smokin!!

I just want to give him a huge hug, and wrap my arms and legs around him!


....and other things, but I can't say them here... ;)

oh how I wish I was part of the statue

You are definitely not alone on that wish.

Theres a shot where hes leaning back the the statues hand looks like its grabbing his shoulders...

LOL, maybe that was Effings arm painted gold holding him???
Nah, she would never have let go or stayed still enough. I mean Rob was already on his back!

I saw that!! It really did look like someones hand on his shoulder! lol

I agree it could not have been Effing. She would not have just had only her hand on him... I know this because I would not have just only put my hand on him either. I would have had my whole body on him in .2 seconds..lol

Yes. Everyone would have been competing to lie on top of him to try and prove who could make the most bodily contact in 10 seconds!(before you were forcibly removed by bodyguards) LOL

K is it me or does Emilie look like she has a belly?, Is she suppose to be pregnant in the movie or is it really her belly? anyone else noticed?

I did notice that too in a few of the pics. IDK if it's just the way she is standing or what. I don't remember hearing anything about her character being pregnant in the movie. I haven't read the script, but others have so they would know. I know her belly didn't look like that when she was wearing the bikini when they were doing the beach scene though. Probably just the way she is standing. ????

Her character isnt supposed to be pregnant. probably just her clothes or she's had a little too much to eat.2

I think she slouches (sp?) which makes it look like she has a belly. Hopefully her on-screen presence is better than what we've seen on personal or papz videos. She's kinda coming across like a wet noodle. blah.

Holy crap...look at that a$$!!

Okay...

**climbs on couch, shouts to room**

EXCUSE ME!!

I have something to say, and it may come as a shock to some of you...

But...

I just want to say that I would like to have various types of sexual relations with Robert Pattinson.

I would like to go on dates with him, make-out with him like teenagers, kiss him, lick him, bite him, tie him up, blindfold him, spank him, rip his clothes off, shower with him, marry him, and have sexy Pattinson babies with him...
..And I want him to all that to me in return as well...

Okay...I just had to get that off my lust-riden chest!!

Have a good day!

hahahahah this was worth running all the way from twitter for lol.

You should be elected president of the site making such educaitional speeches like that.

*also stands on couch*

*aplauds*

*mom is like 'wtf are you doing*

*well on new moon...rob pattinson. ----*

*dont wanna know!*

any moms who wanna adopted me. my mommy doesnt love twilight or rob lol.
im 14. well trained.

LMAO

I will adopt you...you can do my housework which will leave me more time on the computer...SWEET!! great idea!!

**goes to adoption office**


lol

hmmm..we'll take it in turns LOL.

But i RESERVE being able to see any pictures of Rob showing of more skin than the average day LOL.

Housework...Robs Body...Housework...Robs Body...hmm i wonder wat would happen if you put them both together.

LOL

boom boom pow

I'm sorry...you'll have to speak louder. I didn't understand you since I'm burried in his pants!! LOL

They are baggy enough for me to climb in so I did!
I'm his little pleasure pet that he carries around!!!

LOL

LMAO!!
 
You are the "Spunkie Rabbit" for Pattinson only....Nice!! Good thinking, Spunkie!! lol

*mumbles*

I'm sorry I would respond to your comment but my Mother always told me to never talk with my mouth full !!!

LMAO!!!!

Dont make a mess of your food...you swallow every last bite...
 
LMAO

Umm....ditto!

You forgot grope & bump humps!

Oh, I didnt forget it...that is what all the stuff mentioned above leads too...groping, grinding and lots of unicorns...
LOL

*folds arms, stares at effing*

*scowls*

So, what you're saying is, you want him to shower you with unicorns.

Yeah, that pretty much sums my feelings up too effing. ;)

Hell yes, I want him to shower me with unicorns...lots of them...all he can give me - FOREVER!!

lol

Doesn't surprise me that you feel the same way...great minds, Cooke Master, great minds... lol

*skips around effing in a circle, showering unicorn cookies with sparkly sprinkles everywhere*

Hooray for our obsession!!!!

**jumps up and down, enjoying cookie shower**

YAY!!!

And what a healthy obsession it is!! I never thought myself to be the type of person that would sexually assault anybody...okay, that's not true...um...Okay, I have never thought I would want to sexually assault anybody THIS BADLY!!!

lol

True that! I jumped on a few other bandwagons in my time, but never to the point where I was a registered member of websites and logging dirty comments about them all day. LMAO!

I'm with you on that one.

....and dont forget all the baking you have done... Geeze, you are like Betty Crocker reincarnated!! LOL

LMAO! Right, never baked cookies, said cookie (not that I'd EVER... EVER say that to Rob!) or played around with unicorns for any of my past obsessions EITHER! :) LOL!

What a$$?

LOL!

**smirks**

Oh, I am sorry, you must not be used to looking at one without a furry tail in the way...

See, an "a$$" would be the thing that is being contained in the back of his ever-annoying denim jeans...I swear, he just needs to get out of those jeans and walk around naked, I wouldn't mind.

LOL

Good afternoon, BFF!! How are you? **blows kisses**

haha! I had to laugh so hard about the furry tail thing! Now I'm feeling really weird... sitting alone in my apartment and laughing out loud in front of the pc :S

Hey, it's there, and it's CUTE! ;)

It is? Come out, come out, where ever you are! LOL

Don't. You. WISH!

LMAO!

Oh no you did'nt!


I have to admit, that was pretty funny. LOL!

lol Effing!

way to get it all out of your system and confess to us all!

ps:i don't think you are alone in this confession...

Well, I figured it was time to make my confessions...you know, just in case people did not know where I stand on the whole "Would you have sex with Robert Pattinson" issue...

lol

Well we all had a pretty good idea where you stood on that, but now we have all the freakin details....LMAO!!!

you are not the only one!

Phoenix!!

Hey woman!!

Here, I got these from flplmtree up there...

**gives Phoenix sparkly unicorn cookie**

they are realy tasty...she is the Cookie Master...

lol

*hugs Effing tight* Oh you life saver!!!! I've been after these for a while but didn't know if I was worthy..... Thank you

mmhh..... mmhhh...... wow they are really good

The man is a menace stuble, fingers, hair, lips - sipping coke like he's sucking ..... la la la la la I better not go there or I'll be banned. lmao

Thanks these are really great *munching away* lol

Double standard? I can't hug Sparks but you can hug Effing!!!??
I see how it is...

*tunrs around and walks away*

ha ha ha
I know that Effing and I are friends. You on the other hand ...... Hussie are a little hot under the collar so I have to keep an eye on you.......................
I know that You know that I am write! lol

Thanks for clearing that up, Effingcorn!

All this time I was wondering where you were coming from.

Btw, I think he heard you on that one. Expect a knock on your door!!

LMAO

Ha!!

Well, I am glad that I could clear that up for people that were unsure of where I stood on the sexiness of Pattinson...lol

Oh...and good afternoon to Aloha and her totally suckable avatar!!

**licks computer screen**

lol

Yes, my avatar. I want to suck his 1) middle finger, 2) buttons, 3) ding ding. In that order!!!

Oh, oh here come da mods!!

LMAO!!
 
Very good list...I think I agree...except add some random nibbling in there as well...not alot, just enough, at exactly the right time with the perfect amount of pressure...LOL

LMAO!!! Finding more inspiration for a fanfic Aloha? Still patiently waiting.....

"Ding ding" LMAO!! Forget member and bulge. Ding ding sounds soooo much more sensual.

My mind regressed for a moment and I slipped back to my kindergarten years! Playing doctor with the boy next door!!

I don't know about sensual.... more like Barney time!

*drily*
Yes, because usually you're so subtle, people have to read in between the lines to figure you out.

*wipes off computer screen* I"m so sorry computer.. I know you must die a thousand deaths every time a new Rob post appears.

*walks off rolling eyes, and whacks Effing_ on way out*

SOFRE

Well 4tw, it's time for the stick people you promised if we didn't get any wolf news. The Billys and I have been out in the woods "gathering sticks", so just give us a call and we'll bring them to you. I'm very bored with all of the vamp news.

Aww, FF. I'll get right on those stick ppl for you.. *stops* Ok. That just sounded wrong.. but you know what I mean.. I think Rob in Wonderland is rather endearing myself, but maybe I've been hanging with the Mad Hatter for too long.

LOL

I agree, there are some cute shots of him there but he's no wolf. I'll get the Billys' and the sticks and bring them all right over to you. Just remember the Billys' are mine and don't get to excited. Go find Mr. Darcy, he seems to have disappeared.

No problem, FF. Billy's are all yours. *holds out card* I have Seth *melty, melt, melt*

And I'm not all hormones, really. LOL

I hope that the Billys' didn't hear that you'd hurt their feelings. Seth is
young enough to be my grandchild so I won't go there but keep in mind, just
like older women "know things" older wolves do too.

Oh, no, no, FF. I meant absolutely no offense to either Billy. Very very nice looking in their own rights, and love the personalities. Please pass along the word.. And yes.. I'm quite sure they "know stuff" Enjoy it. LOL

Attention wolves, there's a picture of Taylor at the baseball game yesterday
on Just Jared. Not a great picture but what the hell.

Wow, I heard that way over in fanfic land!! Thought I heard someone yelling and knew it had to be you!! LOL

Oh EFFing imagine being on that statue with him...straddling him and it's pouring with rain and your both drenched...Just imagine how sexy that would be....I could say more but I'll leave it to your imagination! LOL

enough said!
 
....Imagination is running as we speak...
 
oh...my....
 
*faints*
 
lol

dont forget to breath!

And you are not the only one who is wanting to do all of that and a whole lot more!!!!!!!!!

this is fabulous. I can't even say anything- all I can do is 'like' the comment. LOL

I would like to do all those things to him as well- except that I wouldn't care if he never returned the favor. I can do a lot of selfless acts- he just has to show up. LMAO

LOL
get in line

Uh, like we didn't know that already. LOL!

"and have sexy pattinson babies" lol
you crack me up all the time!

*hears Effing loud and clear*
*standing ovation for Effing*

She finally gave us her speech!!

*wolves are howling*

Excuse me, I need to go check on the wolves

*rubs fur calmly*
"Now now little wolfie, it is okay.. she was just confessing her Vamp Love but there are plenty of us Wolfgirls to give you some love later"

*grins*
*leaves Effing with her proclamation and lust riden chest* ;-)

You have echoed my sentiments exactly!!! LMAO, that was amazing Effing!!

But...I kinda knew you felt this way for a long time now, it wasn't really that surprising... haha ;)

ooooo im telling your husband...... lol

Although it's too much for the heart-it's never too much for the eyes.

** I just want to lick my screen**

What are you talkin about "want to"!!?? I DID lick my screen!! lol

Doesn't it ruin the picture?

lick away...LOL!!!

LOL You go girl!

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_galle...

The body guard is wishing he was licking Rob up and down like the rest of of do. He is soooo close.

He's all like "Damn if only my tongue was a little bit longer! I'm so close..Just a little further...I can do it. I can full fill every womans dream by just sticking my tongue on his sexelicious body."
Breaks out in song....

"Let me lick you up and down..til you say stop
Let me play with your body baby...make it real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby i wanna get freaky with you.."

Everyone wants a little taste!

Another great song that should be added to list. Oh rob, by the time we have a whole list of songs, there will be nothing held back.

*sings song to self*

is it getting a little hot in here or is just me?

i think i need to go take a cold cold shower.

Nice A$$ shot!!!

Nice Jaw porn shot!!!!

I love this side of Rob!!!

LOL

Looks like there's room enough for me in those pants!!!

*hops in and makes myself comfortable*

I was thinking the same thing about the nice a$$ shot. :)

yes, yummy!!!!!!!!!!

LOL I totally agree with you!
*speechless* He's just too sexy.

yes he is!!

There definitely needs to be more shots of him like this.

The only thing that would have made it better would have been more finger porn!!

!$%^!$%^&$!%!^$% ^!$%^!$%^!&$&!

*scarlet passes out*

*splashes water on Scarlet*

You can't pass out with a good view like that!!!
You can't miss one minute of THAT!!!!!! *points to Rob's a$$*
That is one heck of a view huh? LOL

I seen that you are on Twitter...you'll have to find me...Spunk_Ransom_09 we all chat at night & have fun!

I think I found you....and might I say your backgound pic is GORGEOUS!

I LOVE ME SOME "SPREAD 'EM WIDE" ROB!

-----------
In reference to the above pic and video...

I am....

I just...

He is...

My words just can't do it justice....my MOUTH could..but my words can't.

*claps*
yay you found me - yep that's my lovely "spread 'em wide Rob" background.
I love that pic of him!! I found that and said "mine"!!!!

LOL ~ no words...just motions!

Ok...did you accept me? Because I can't see you on my following list.

Not yet - I'll do it when I get home.
"gotta love work" - blocks me from Twitter. *ugh*
I'll def do it tho!

oooohhh...I get it...sorry...I'm new to the who twitter thing.

HEY!!!!!!! Don't get too comfy in those pants!!!!!!!

geez spunkie! ya have to learn how to share!

LOL

It's a sunny day in Central Park...

Shouldn't he have his shirt off? I mean, i'm just thinking of HIS comfort. We wouldn't want to waste all the glistening sweat getting soaked up in his t-shirt. He should take that thing OFF....

and turn us ON!

Ya know, I thought he had to many clothes on too...LMAO

I think he did it so we didn't faint right away. He was preparing us.

So sweet of him to think of us like that...LMAO!!!

im sure we'd recover..... eventually

who'd say no to a little more rob?? NOBODY

Yeah I don't know about the recovery process....after last night.
JESUS! I thought i'd never make it off the floor...or be able to put together a coherent sentence. All I kept thinking in my head was..

F*CK!!!!

ok ok remember to breathe!!!
*slaps EV*
come on wake up!!!

I saw it when I was at work!

Love the but shot.

And I sure miss him with Kristen. I can't wait until this movie is done filming.

same here!

read it as well. still can't wait though.

Ah yes...me too...

I read the script for this one though.

Looking forward to it, my friend. Looking forward to it!

I read the script as well. Not sure I'll be seeing the movie though. I can't really see Rob in a love scene with someone else. Not before Breaking Dawn. Now if they put some love scenes in New Moon I might be able to see this movie in Feb. But, to be honest this chic in Rmember Me does nothing for me at all. I look at all these pics and I see no connection at all between her and Rob. In order for me to like a love story I have to have some kind of connection. Not getting it from these two at all.

ahh, we gotta be patient Shelly-keep in mind this is a "new relationship"in this story and not a "love of my existence" love like Bella & Edward.

I think when the movie comes out, I think it will be hot! How can it not with Rob all steamy & hunky!

Lets just wait & see.

Rob steamy and Hunky? Yea that sounds nice.

I hope your right!!!!!

how can you judge chemistry on a bunch of pics? tbh I haven't noticed much chemistry on twilight pics either but I refrained from judging till I watched the actual movie,that's where you see the final result. and just so you know,seeing as you read the script most of the scenes we saw of Rob and Emilie happen when they're in the process of falling in love,not quite there yet,like the first date pics,Tyler actually is not into her then so it would be weird and so ooc seeing Rob all over her in those carnival pics.

I'm just not that impressed with their choice of female lead in this movie. I just feel like I'm being rushed into liking Rob with someone else. Not going to work on me. This whole movie seems rushed to me. You know get Rob in something other than the Twilight saga.

Also, don't even tell me there is no diff between these pics and pics of him and Kris. Just go watch some pre Twilight interviews. It was there from the get go. And btw thats all we have are pics so how do I not judge them? I'm sure the movie will do well, just that Rob is supposed to be the hottest thing going and she is all Summit could come up with. Hey, I hope I'm wrong I hope this movie kicks a** in making money. It will be great for Rob.

He's doing this movie to try and not be typecast which would deffo happen if he did nothing but twilight movies for two years straight,he's trying to earn a living,preserve his career,and show that he's more than just Edward,give him a chance,would you like to see his career end prematurely cause people just can't accept he's an actor doing his job and not a character from a book? if you're his fan you'd support him in whatever he does.

and just so you know Robert chose her to be his leading lady,can't you respect his choice at least?

I'm a fan and I do support him. I just feel rushed, when did we all hear about this movie being made? It was supposed to be called Memoirs. I can't remember when I read about it. I think it happened before New Moon was filmed or in the filming process. At least thats when I read about it. Was Rob signed on to do this awhile ago?

And just cuz Rob chose her doesn't mean it was a good choice. Who were his other options?

same here . i miss him with Kristen too.

When he drinks that coke....does anyone remember the 'diet coke break' advert?

" IIIIIIIII JUST WANNA MAKE, LOVE TO YOU.....LOVE TO YOU....OOOOOH OOOOOH!!

No, but I remember the song "Back dat ass up". Lol!

No matter how many times I look at him and Emilie together, I STILL don't like ittttt, I miss Robsten :((

Ahhhhhhhhhh, he's so good looking :D
Love love love love love love

I dont like it either...I even thought about kidnapping her and dropping her a$$ off on that "LOST" island while me and rob are on our way to Isle Esme for a little Luvin...lol!!

i agree :D

Ah, the jeans! He's bringing sexy back!!
And omg, the way he smokes in that video is just so. DAMN. SEXY!! I love how he flicks the ciggy.

Somewhere in LA, Justin Timberlake feels strangely ugly. Lol!

Justin who?

justin timberfake.
you know, the guy that tries to hard to shake his booty like Rob?

The thing is.

Rob doesn't even have to shake his booty,
strut his stuff,
grab the headlines,
date the ingenue,
make a sex tape........ (sorry, got distracted)
star in an action film of a comic book character,
dance on an awards show,
jump on couches,
wear tight clothes,
wear no clothes...........(sorry, got distracted)
kiss in public,
go on a reality show,
even brush his hair or shave

to be sexy.

He just has to stand there holding a coffee cup, chewing on a stirrer and everyone has a wet dream!!

Now, THAT'S sex appeal!!

Ha! I used to have a crush-but then Rob burst through the horizon & everyone else pales in comparison!

Um yeah, I believe it's Rob who is bringing sexy back!!!

LOL, I didn't even read your comment until after I responded to OME!!

I could not agree with you more!!! I don't like guys who smoke, but dang this man looks so sexy smoking that cigarette.

That's why I just had to change my avatar.... he's so hot!

omg first! look at my sexy man up there!!!

he look awesome in this movie. i love how in this movie he is so chill and relaxed. just the way rob really is =]

i know!! i saw this and was immediately like, "look at my man right there!! lookin damn fine!!" lol

btw, i wish there was a caption contest for this one:
CAP: (emilie) i wonder if it really does sparkle...

lol jkkk!! i just love the candidness of this picture, especially with rob lookin all hot!

hahaha nice caption for it =] i like it!

i know right. i wonder what scene they are shooting cuz you can totally tell they are either shooting a scene or rehearsing for one. hmmmmm.

guess we have to wait and see it

lol thanks!
i wonder if rob will be doing his brit accent or american... either way, i can't wait!

Congrats on first!

And there is NOTHING better than a butt shot!!!!! Woo HOO!!!!

congrats on first

would you like to celebrate??

i have some ideas .....

thanks.
sure! as long as it involves my sexy man!

*grins*
sure
just about EVERY idea i had involved rob and various body parts of his

sweet! i am down for it =]

ok you wanna hear my gr8 ideas?
*looks around and sees crowd of people trying to listen in*
*beckons kerbear closer*
ok one idea was we strip him down get into bed and share all of our unicorn
cookies with him!!!!..... try not to leave cookie crumbs in the bed
or ........
*looks at kerbear*
*sighs*
here you look in dire need of this cookie right now!! enjopy it though...
its my last one

ooooo i love them!! i can't decide...I KNOW!!!

we will do both!!!!!

why stop at two?
im sure we can come up with many more..... and im sure they'll get much much dirtier as we go along so perhaps you should get some spare panties ready.
ready?

hahaha. you are too funny =] i love it!

*bows to kerbear*
why thank you
im sure my ego was more in need of deflation but you just went and pumped it up a notch or 2!! :-D

VID OF ROB ON SET DAY 7. ITS THE DAY AT THE TRAIN STATION AND HE IS LOOKING HOT www.twitter.com/rpattzpoint.

2nd! nooooo sooo close:(

sooo cutee..

5th...???
He has the cutest a$$.

hot ass hot hair hot face oh fuc it this man IS the sex!!!!lol

every part of that man is pure sexiness!!

*guh*

we can't seem to get enough of this, can we?

*sits next to RISMR*
No.. he looks really really cute in Wonderland. Too bad it's not real. LOL

*sits next to 4tW and RISMR*

Not real? Last time I was there some guy offered me some of Alice's special candies and Wonderland seemed pretty real to me. A bit bizarre maybe, but that's how Lewis Carroll tells it too. : D


*PS: to kids at home, never ever eat candy offered to you by strangers. Especially in large cities : )

GAAAAH!!!!!

*jumps 10 feet in air, and lands back on mushroom*

*hold heart gasping for breath*

*smirk* Impressive. I was totally not expecting you.

*haughtily* And I"m not speaking to you anyway.

*turns to Chesire Cat* And wipe that stinking smile off your face before I wipe it off for you. You're annoying.

*turns to Alice*

Make him stop please! Really! Oh, you're growing..

Some ppl are so wierd. Acting like they're real.



*smirk*

So you're not speaking to Darcy either???

Who tinkled in your corn flakes this morning??

lol

*whispering* Don't provoke her...
lol

Don't poke her??? That's not my job...that's....oh wait...you said provoke..

lol

LOL! Either or *wink*

LOL Six of one, half a dozen of the other? LOL

Alpha...you'd better go cheer her up.

She's snapped...I really think I broke her brain.

Hahahah! Yes, and don't forget a gal of milk!



*glances to the side and sees Mr Darcy handing 4w hot tea*

Hmmm...perhaps I should wait awhile.



LOL

NAAA...Remember Darcy's comment earlier...you guys heal quickly!

Besides, your injuries will be sustained in the service of a friend.

lol

LOL! I bit selfcentered aren't we, Scarlet?

LOL I'm not talking about ME, silly goose! I'm talking about her!! I'm
being REALLY mean to her! She needs your help!

lol

*rolls eyes and speaks to dormouse*

Leave it to a vamp to use a disgusting phrase.

*asks caterpillar* Is she gone yet?

lol

Weeeehhhhheeellll....look who's high and mighty all of the sudden.

*sits down next to wolfy and puts arm around her shoulder*

*looks right then left at the statues*

You....you know they're not real right?

Poor wolfy...did I break your brain?

Ooh. Even the wind is talking today! This IS Wonderland.

Too bad it's not saying anything important.

LOL

Well if you won't talk to me I'll have to go find some other good use for my mouth.

*whistles to the shadow behind the tree*

Ok Jake...Taylor...whoever you are...Lets go.

*looks at wolfy's angry glower*

What? YOU'RE the one that suggested it!

You guys might want to get one last round in...because once you go Vamp...you don't go back!

lol

*arms flashes behind 4TW and grabs Scarlet's wrist*

*growls*

I don't think so..



Yes. you don't go back becausey you're dead.

Period.

Again...It was YOU'RE suggestion.

I think J.T.'s really excited about it! Aren't you J.T.?

*looks at JT's enthusiastic nod*

See!

Hey...you're making my hand purple...loosen up!

No, dimwit, he's nodding, because he thinks you're talking about him+me.

*slaps Scarlet on side of head*

* lets go of wrist and slides arms over Jake's shoulders*

No go away, I'm busy!

lol

*looks at Jakes confused/panicked look*

It's ok Jake...don't worry...she hits me all the time.

*slides to Jakes other side and whispers in his ear*

*smile at Jakes toothy grin*

And now...wolfy...if you don't mind...this will only take a couple hours.

lol

*Go ahead* He thinks you're going to go cook for him.. that's why he's smiling. And it will take a couple of hours.. he eats a lot. But hey, your grocery bill. ;)

way to go Scarlet!

Thanks...you want J.T. after I'm done!

lol

No thank you, still too young for me :D. I'll take a ride on Alex/Paul - Bad boy could do with a good wiping Miaowwwww

Anyway, if you do him as you should he won't be wanting anything else afterwards *winks*

Oh really? Is that what he thinks? Well...we'll just have to fix that!


*full out frenches Jake right in front of wolfy*

Ok...now sit just a second Jake.

*Jake willing sits and watches*

*Jumps on top of the metal mushroom*

NOW what are you gonna do wolfy?!?!?!

LOL

*hurtles into the air and drop-kicks Scarlet onto ground*

*gets in her face*

Fine. If he wants you. Go take him. I have no desire to be where I'm not wanted.

But.. don't let me catch you setting one foot on LaPush territory when he's not around.. things will get ugly very very fast.





lol

Are you really going to give in that easily?!?!?

*rolls eyes*

Ok Jake...here.

*pays Jake his money*

Go fix your stupid little bike.

Hey wolfy...do you have a tic-tac?

lol

*smirks*

I think I just won...

*walks off laughing*

Never underestimate the power of a blonde.



ROTFL...................................................

WHAT?? No you didn't just win! You're the one that gave in!

*watches wolfy start to walk away*

Hey...don't walk away when I'm talking to you!

*runs and pounces on wolfy, knocking her to the floor*

WOOoOOO...I'm gonna go put "one foot" on La Push.

*starts to get up*

No, weak-minded one. You just thought I gave in.

*raises an eyebrow, smiles dangerously*

Go ahead, step into LaPUsh.

If you wanna see some fur fly, and get a little frightened, that's a great idea.

Back in a while..

*runs off to the rez*

*shouts at wolfy*

AND I'M GONNA TEAR CRAP UP WHILE YOU'RE GONE!!!

Excellent advise Mr. Darcy.

*GASPS*

4TW.... shame on you! I think we can all agree it's NOT just in wonderland... well, there's a certain, wonderlandy kind of unicorn blissfulness to him, but he's REAL....

Period.

*stomps foot*

Oh, he's real all right. I just meant only in Wonderland is he that beautiful.

*smirk*

bye.

LOL

LMAO!!

Nice!!

While I do not approve of any dissing of Pattinson in anyway, that was friggin funny!!

**still chuckling**

*smirk*
glad I could make you happy.
Enjoy Wonderland while he's still there.


(:

*looks around frantically*

*shouts*

WHAAAT!! It's NOT real?? oh noooooooooooooooo..

LMAO

WHACKS RISMR with NYC pretzel.

Snap out of it girl. It's real. It's real.

*sees RISMR eyeing pretzel*

I wouldn't eat it. They look so good, yet taste so awful..

lol

*puppy dog eyes*

Phew. Thanks 4TW. I'm not sure what I would do without you! Thanks for snapping me back into the surreality that is Robert Pattinson!

*waits for 4TW to turn around*

mmmmm....pretzel....

*sees RISMR munching out of corner of eye*

NO. Don't eat that!!!

*mutters out of corner of mouth*

Give it to Mr. Darcy.. he can dip it in his tea.

*or hit him with it.. he really likes that*

lol

I beg your pardon?! Dip THAT in my tea?

-or-

So I am a masochist now am I?

4tW, what ever shall I do with you? : )

*turns to look at Mr. Darcy*
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you still there?
*smirk*
*wide eyes* What's that? I hit you with a cricket bat and you're getting all upset about something like .. tea?
*light bulb goes on*
*wicked wicked grin*
*stares straight at Mr. Darcy, and without dropping gaze dips pretzel in Mr. Darcy's tea*
Drink up!


Masochist? You hang out with PIMS, yes?
And .. you could hit me.. for starters..
*eyes flash, grin* Go ahead.lol

*shocked look covers face*

You didn't.

*looks back and forth from tea to 4tW*

You did.

*speechless*

*dumbfounded continues to look back and forth between tea and 4tW*

*shakes head, clearing it*

Wait a moment? Hit you? You know perfectly well that I would never hit a
lady.

And yes.

Despite your attacks on my person and my....*shudders*...tea
*surreptitiously pours tea on ground*
I maintain, as I always have and always will, that you are a wonderful and
lovely young lady and always will I treat you as such.

And if that makes me a masochist, then so be it.

*hands entire steaming teapot to 4tW*

My dear, be my guest.

I've been trying to distract her Mr. Darcy but she secretly loves you and it's going to take the whole pack to pull her off you if you're not careful.

*lips twitch*
*supresses grin*
*thinks "lose your temper. Just do it. Lose it. you know you want to.*
*tenses for potential conflict*
*sees Mr. Darcy calming down*
*stares astonished as he speaks and then grows furious*
*growls between gritted teeth*
Thanks for the tea.
*throws teapot against mushroom and it makes a satisfying smash*
*jumps off mushroom, shaking furiously and walks off into park to take down unsuspecting victim*

As you wish

*back stiffens*

*4TW has just been pushed over the edge

*springs back to Mr. Darcy unable to speak, shoves him near Mad Hatter, takes all his tea bags and rips them up, takes out cigarette lighter lying on dirty ground, flicks it, sets tea bags on fire, stomps them out and spits contemptously*

*glares at Mr. Darcy*

ANd if I EVER! EVER! Find YOUR tea lying around again.I'M GOING TO TAKE IT TO BOSTON, DUMP IT INTO THE HARBOR AND LAUGH!!!

Answer me this then, and I pray you answer it honestly.

You need not even answer out loud if you do not wish to.

What kind of man am I?

Am I the kind of man who is thrown off by your assaults, will cower in
defeat, or lash out like an unscrupulous cad?

Or am I the kind of man who will stand by his friend, regardless of what she
puts him through, for all time and beyond (wow, that actually sounded like
what Jake would do there).

What am I?

*speaks through gritted teeth*

Obviously one that likes tea.

Now if you'll excuse me... *grabs dagger in hand and goes*

Don't mean to intrude but it just occured to me, reading this latest exchange, noticing a pattern with other conversations, that 4TW seems to be most violent towards the people she likes, daresay love. Have you noticed that?

have you noticed she seems to be most violent towards the people she likes, daresay love. I'm noticing a pattern in her conversations..... most intresting

*whispering*
Shakespeare! Use it before she tries to kill you again!

LOL

And what shall I say? Shall I dazzle her quoting Romeo and Juliet?

No, that is what an insincere scoundrel would do.

Shall I assure her of my constancy with a sonnet?

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

No, I shall not speak to her as such.
Anyone can feign sincerity with words.
Beautiful and upright words they may be.

She sees sincerity in my actions.

*looks directly at 4tW*

She knows the constancy of my character in the way I have always ever been toward her. And that is evidence enough for a gentleman.

I can quote Shakespeare, but I would rather live rightly and speak through action.

Yes! Words! Pfft! Rubbish! Had noooo affect on me! (lol)

Your right keep doing what you are doing...Actions speak louder than words.

*prays for Mr Darcy's life*



LOL

Don't worry I'm rather difficult to kill.

: )

And she'll come around. Of that I am certain.

I admire your patience :)

She's threatening to dump my tea in Boston harbor.

I think she's going colonial revolutionary on me. : )

I'm going to log off for awhile. I doubt I will see you here when I return. Talk to you later. Byebye *hug*

See you later! Tomorrow if not before : )

*puppy dog eyes*

but..but...

*sighs in defeat*

Ok.. 4TW knows best. Thanks for helping me watch my figure- never know when operation: marry Rob will go into effect! LOL

Mr. Darcy- would u like this big salty pretzel? No place makes them better than New York!

*shaking furiously*

Don't even speak to that man. He is insufferable.

And it has nothing to do with your figure. Really. Any place in the world makes a park pretzel better than NYC. But the bagels are dang good! *whips out bagel*

Have one!

lol

uh oh- what happened with Mr. Darcy? And I am not sure if it's a sore subject- but did that Wickham business ever get settled? I still think he is maybe one of your coworkers?

I will trust your judgement- if you say NYC pretzels are crap then.. *spits out half chewed pretzel* I want nothing to do with it!

*realized i just spit up half chewed pretzel, blushes*

sorry about that. I'm rather impulsive.

*sees 4tw setting Mr. Darcy's tea bags on fire*
*walks slowly towards 4tw*
*place one hand on 4tw's shoulder*
*4tw turns and faces PIMSY*
*PIMSY hugs 4tw*

It's not him you are mad with...*steps back*

Ýou want go swim at the lake?

No. I want to go kill somebody. And I haven't checked my assassination assignments for the evening.

*stomps off furiously*

Back later.

lol

*shouting*

Please don't kill the ones I like!

*grimly*

As long as he doesn't get in my way, PIMS.

lol

No.
Never.

How can we? Look at him!
He could be picking his nose and we would still not get enough of him!

He is an entertainer on and off-screen! Lol

Every time I see a pic of him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. A girl can only handle falling in lust with a man she'll never meet only so many times a day..

LOL

easy solution to that if youre having problems "handling" it
a) join a tpattinsons anonymous group
b) get on a plane and go see him!!!!
c) get used to it coz theres gonna be a lot more of him on our screens

*becomes sidetracked thinking of all the yummy photos we could be supplied with*

lol, thank you Fevs94-- i think i'll start with letter 'a', and work my way down as needed!

:0)

glad to know ive helped
*shakes hands with Rimr*
any time you need me just ask
*walks away whistling*

*big smile*

I need you! Well, I need Rob Pattinson, can you help with that, too?

lol!

*beckons rimr into office*
sure
have you tried dressing up as a rival vampire
threaten his loved one and hell come running to you!!!

of course you coud aways just get together with other people and a few
$million , pretend to host a photoshoot




think of the possibilities!!! you can tell him what to wear, what positions
to be in and he has to obey!!!! oh man!!! we really should try that!!!

*eyes widen in astonishment*

G-E-N-I-U-S

Of course, I have to tell him I'm not a rival vampire the second he shows up, so he doesn't try to kill me. that would definitely change plans, and not in a good way, LOL

a rob photoshoot *sighs, as we enter into RISMR's daydream*

"Rob, I'm going to need you to remove your shirt.. oh- the jeans are in the way, too- remove them alse, please.

Oh, what's that, you say? You want MY help to remove those jeans? Oh.. well.."

*blushes*

"GREY BOXER BRIEFS? marry me?"

LMAO

lmao!!
this is too good to be true
*joins rismr's daydream*
hmm.... i think we want a ittle more skin
how do you feel about a thong?

oh sure.... i dont mind going bare though if its easier
just rub me up a bit and im ready!!!

*crashes down on to floor*
woah im having trouble... breaaaaathing
aaah there are my unicorn cookies!!!!
want one?

I'm going to have to pass on the unicorn..cookies.

All this soft Rob porn and daydreaming is wearing me out!

LMAO!

sooooo disheartening....I was just in Central Park on Sunday.... =o(

Oh good gracious...NOW there is a video of him?!!! how am I supposed to get any work done today, ROB?!

who cares about work when we can look at this man all day..
LMAO!!

yeah...who cares about work...it is ONLY my livlihood at stake!
I wish there was a profession where I could just sit and look and drool over ROb all DAY :)

when you find one let me know so i can put in my application..lol!!

These were my sentiments yesterday after the Boxer Brief exposure.

I'm slacking in the WORK department....

Perving on Rob, again.

I have come to realize my full time occupation is now obsessing on Rob!

omg!!! hes sooo cute!!! i love you Rob

ROB HAS NO ASS. But he's still hot regardless.

Oh baby!

He looks even better on video! Lol

He's so relaxed and laid back. Thats why we love him!

awesomeeeeeee

omg!!! i've sat on that statue before!!!! awesome!

your bums been where robs bums been!? :O

Inexpensive t-shirt-check
Jeans-check
RayBans-check
Butt Shot-BIG CHECK
Jaw Porn- BIG CHECK

My day is complete!

Im just gunna sit here a while and admire the view

*sets up lawn chair, puts feet up, and starts drinking margarita*

Oh man can I just grab that @ss PLEASE!!!


and...goooo team remilie!!!!

*hides Team Remilie flag before LTCB sees and starts crying again*

*sits down beside RMG*

*drinks margarita*

Nice view huh?...so, you grabbing first or me? Once I grab I'm NOT letting go!

LOL

oh man we got the best seat in the house!

hmm well Spunkie since ur not going to let go I cant let u have all the action gosh...

ready on the count of three we make our move together

1.....


2.....

.........

Sh!t unicorn hold on a sec....dont you move an inch!!!! i just cant take anticipation like that!

D@mn...your late with the unicorn...I had mine 5 mins ago before I sat down beside you!!! LMAO!!

*holds very still waiting for RMG to come down from her unicorn high*

Once I grab I'm going to have another 1 or 2 or 3...depending on how many he is willing to give!!!! LOL

ok..you ready?..GO....GRAB and HOLD TIGHT!

oh wait ~ Unicorn...see I told ya!!!

LMAO

sh!t we are never going to make it out of these chairs!

Maybe Pattinson's A$$ will just have to come to us.

*whips out ciggys, DD coffee, handcuffs*

We shall try to lure him over...

*pats lap*

Thats right Pattinson's a$$ keep moving...right here....thats it

**waves margarita at Rob**

This is what you need right here!!!

*points to lap**

Along with this right here!!!

*whispers to RMG*

I think it's working!!

LOL

god i hope so im running out of ideas. All those unicorns are taking a toll on my mental health.

*looks up* pattinson's a$$ is almost here....

*looks at spunkie to make sure her heart is still beating*

OHHH after some dirty games and he is still handcuffed to the chair do not let me forget! I brought a recorder and some FF! Even better then just listening to rob smut talk is watching him record it and some demonstrations!

**fans self**

Yes we have to tell him not only to read it but he has to demonstrate!

*waves hands in the air*
I'll be a volunteer!!!

geez just thinking about that gave me another unicorn!

gimme a minute for a cold shower then I am ready for this demonstration!

hmm im thinking we start with bad@ss edward! Hmm we need some props...some leather perhaps? Yes leather looks very nice thrown on the floor

RMG!! Gimme that flag right now..(breaks it in half)

Here wave this one.. (hands RMG a Team RobTCB flag)

Much better!!

Now move over.. I wanna enjoy the view too..

Oooo Margaritas!!! I want one too..

LOL!

Oh sorry LTCB...I didnt mean for you to have to see that

*waves Team RobTCB flag*

better? oh and heres a margarita for you!

*pulls out miniature TEAM RobTCB flag and puts it in glass* Drink up girl! and enjoy the unicorns!

LOL!!

Ah!! much better.. Look at that A@@ of his RMG! I just want to

touch it...but if I do I don't know if I can let go.. hahahe!

Oh Emilie I didn't see you there.. Ooops! Did I just push you? Nah!

you tripped... (evil laugh)

lol!

who says you have to let go? Silly LTCB!

*Looks at emilie on the ground*

*sticks tongue out at her*

*looks at LTCB who is distracted by pattinson's a$$*

*whispers in emilie's ear* "you know I am on ur team when LTCB isnt around but I cant take her tears! sorry"

So LTCB...need a refill on that margarita?

Ew!! RMG!!

Don't talk to HER!! Ugh!

she's fine...(LTCB sticks tongue out at BLAH Lost chic)

LOL!

yummy rob! hanging with the kiddies :)

*confused*
Why isn't he sparkling in the sun??
WHat is going on ?

*hyperventilating*
Where is Jacob!?

*stroking Pimsy Soothingly*
wrong movie baby, it's ok. He doesn't have to sparkle all the time.
;-)

Hmm...I see.

Fait-il chaud ici, ou c'est juste vous?

LOL

Naturellement - c'est moi!

LOL! I knew it was...*licks upper lip*

*growls*
*Grabs Pimsy roughly by the neck, lowers face to throat, stuble is prickly on her skin, biting under her earlobe, her head snaps back........*

I will use this in one of your lessons

Parfait! *wink*

mmhh little minx is getting a taste for rough and ready interesting.....
lol

Patience... It's ok.. he's not Edward is this movie..

He doesn't sparkle in this one.. No Jacob here either sweets..

August all will be as it should be... When Eclipse starts

filming... but if you want...see that blonde girl with him...

Get HER!! Rip her to pieces.. She's talking about wolf pack... she

don't like them.. Run her "Lost" a@@ back to that island of hers...

Please.. get the pack...

LOL!!

*growls*

*claws out*

What did she say!?????



LOL

Get here Patience get her!!

I don't like her!! lol...

Run her "Lost" a@@ away from Rob!

Oh PIMSY!! she didn't say anything..

I just don't like her cuz she's that close to

Rob..

(hangs head in shame.. sorry)

lol!

*patting LTCB on the back*
There! There! I'll still get her for you!

*LTCB squeals*

But I have to wait until she is alone and vulnerable...*wink*

LOL

Heheha!! ok!

(LTCB squeals)

lol!!

Now LTCB I know you have faith in Pimsy's ability to reap someone's throat out but don't excite her so much it's going to take me hours to calm her down - highly strung thoroughbred.

Needs to be handled with care or 4TW will hunt you down LOL

*appears out of woodwork and slams Phoenix into tree, and kicks twice before dropping*
*evil grin*
Oh.. you mean..like that?
*walks off laughing*
*calls over shoulder*
AND DON"T BLEED ON MY TREES. I'll have to hurt you again.
lol

*tree cracks behind me*
*silently approaches 4WT grabs her in choke hold exposing neck*
*channeling italian lover - softly places lots of little kisses from under the ear down to her clavicle*
*whispers* I don't bleed love, but you might. LMAO

*grabs I.L, twists arm and throws him over back, slamming him onto ground* Steps on his chest. Walk more quietly, fool!
*wipes off kisses with hand then drags hand along tree*
*walks off laughing*
WIMP!

*IL grabs 4TW ankles pulls and lets her fall face first on the ground, her laugh breaks abrubtly.Her breathing hitches. IL gets up walks off*

I'm no Mr Darcy! I'll give you as good as I get. Get used to it. Oh and I KNOW you love what I do to you!

*IL disappears before 4TW gets up* B1TCH!

*calls*

I find that ppl who are too weak to fight, resort to pathetic name calling!

Coward!

*laughs and gets up off ground, wiping dirt off face*

*leaves*

*blows 4TW a kiss*
Hussie!

Oh ok..but 4thewolf understands my

feelings for that blonde chic up there near

Rob..

(Looks out for 4thewolf)

lol

Sorry I was impersonating Pimsy French lover lol
go-ahead and get her all worked up it could be fun to watch

HOLY MOMMA!!!
Rob... awww how freaken cute.... well, except for that LOST person there... but overall CUTE... he's just so freaken HAWT and I'm loving the behind look... umm... way too much!!
Sparkle away my love... sparkle away... all that sexyness is just radiating out of your sexy self *sighs*

Oh before I forget... LUCKY A** RABBIT... *DROOLS*

*tears*....of joy of course.

I think taking pics of his butt should be illegal, just so I can retain some dignity and sanity...the looks I'm getting from people of my reaction is very questionable. Gawd!

*where the hell is plastic seat COVER?!!!*

LOL... oh Indies what the HALE!?! HALE no it shouldn't be illegal... that's what I ask for... all the time!! Blah to HALE w/dignity and sanity.... those have been out the door since Rob came into my life... to HALE w/ those I say...
*takes the rest of Indies' dignity and sanity & throws it away*
There... much better... now feel free to go crazy w/this amazing butt shot... screw those stares... it's all worth it... buahaha!! Haha!!

ROFLMAO! I'm so gonna get fired!!!!

LMAO... Uh oh... we don't want that... fine... here
*gives some of Indies' sanity back*
*sighs*
There... at least w/some of that you won't get fired ha!!
Damn real life is calling... do me a favor and snarl my way if a new post comes up... I hope I come in time... lol!!

hahaha. Will do.

I had to turn the sound off. It felt so criminal hearing the shutter clicking-- and not in a Hey-Rob-I'm-a-naughty-girl criminal kinda way unfortunately.

*head twitches left and right at the battle between desire for more Rob photos and conscience over papparazzi hounding Rob*

I'm really wishing these pants were as low as the Cargo pants he had on yesterday.

OMG! his ass looks soooooo good! Hotness! LUV HIM

For some reason, this made me laugh. I guess it's because he's surrounded by kids and in an interview he said he hated kids. haha

whos the kids?

They are Pattinson and Emilies adopted family..They are married, ya know...

**waves Team Remile flag**
woo-hoo!!

lol

LMFAO!

*waves foam finger up and down in the air*

we're nummmber one! we're nummmmmber one!!!

Oh...Look what I made...

**holds up "ROB + EMILIE = UNICORNS" banner**

This should get some people going, huh?!

**snickers**

wait.....you have banners too!?!?!

LMAO

*Coming to wave Team Remilie flag with Effing*
Woot Woot!!

I knew I could count on you for backup!! LOL

yeah, while Nikki and Kristen are on the side lines stomping their feet

OOOOHHH CAT FIGHT!!

*proudly waves Team Remile flag*
*pulls up chair to wait for the show*

LOL!

*Gasp*

You're team Remile dracodarling???!!!!

I don't know you anymore.

*Sob* lol

*hads a stash of Team Remile, Robsten flags*

*sshhh*

*likes a good Cat Fight so have to fuel the fire*

*gets popcorn ready*

Lol okay

*Gets the drinks ready and takes a seat*

*drinks a few screwballs*

*park is spinning*

Oh wait.. Rob is kinda cute

Holy Crap!

*needs to go back to the Tay post*
*oh yes, there is her wolf*

Now time for the blonde vs. the brunette battle.

:-)

Don't try to resist. Rob will convert you eventually.

*Evil laugh*

Anyways....

*Holds up "Kristen drop her a$$ like a newborn baby!!!" sign*

One plays sister, and the others girls from her school.

LOVE IT

keep 'em coming! i love the simplicity of his wardrobe in this movie! jeans and shirts is the epitome of Rob. i cannot wait for this movie since his character is very much like Rob.

side note: i was wondering how in the hell he was wearing a sweatshirt in those earlier shots of alice in wonderland. it's hot as hell here and in central park where the sun beats down on you?

Maybe it was earlier in the day? Still chilly? Or later at night?

Love the simplicity too, it looks like he's just playing... him. LOL.

i don't think so...even @ 7am it was almost 70 here...(well, Jersey and the
city is about the same) so idk. he sure does like to keep himself surrounded
by sweatshirts though. i'm not complaining. he looks HOT in whatever he
wears...

i know! that's why i can't wait to see this movie bc it seems like he's
portraying himself...

OH! 70, I'd definitely have my sweatshirt on.... my Florida blood is too thin... maybe that's his problem... thin blood...

can't. freaking. wait.

is he an alien or smth? lol no human being should be that hot

check this

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_galle...

she is very lucky:(

Oh god, if he looked me at all my panties would melt...

I know - he looks so hot in that tan shirt!!!! :D

http://www.lionandlamblove.org/gallery/displayi...

it looks like th guy on his right is trying to pull his shirt up, just to show off Robs panties! :P

"Hey Rob, I was thinking next time we shoot that scene... oh darn, I just accidentally exposed a sliver of your underwear. So...uh... boxer briefs, eh? Nice."

HAHA!

my stomach hurts from laughing!

hahaha!!! Seriously - why does that guy have his hand on his lower back? I guess everyone is in love with Rob! Even his bodyguard. lmao!

*Collaspes*

*Gets back up*

*Starts speaking incoherently*

Rob...jeans..back...leaves...rocks..sexy a$$...Rob.

*Collaspes again*

anyone know what brand of jeans those are? cause they make him look fit.

and the floodgates of possible new avatars have just opened up once more!

and that's an invitation to all grey-faces... ;)

A highly recommended invitation. Nice call, MB. :)

thanks, OME. i try to put it nicely. ;)

I think they are Republic jeans!

Okay so I was blind on last night’s post about briefs vs. boxers... BUT I put on my damn glasses and found the jeans at Saks (online). They are Polo Ralph Lauren Vintage 67 Straight-Leg Jeans $125 (not too expensive).

Wipes brow and feels redeemed.
;-)

aha! nicely done, nik2010! i found the link to buy them on amazon!

http://www.amazon.com/Polo-Ralph-Lauren-Vintage...

so ladies, you can buy them for your boyfriends and it just *might* give you a glimpse of butt porn. (individual results may vary) LOL

butt porn. omg. i am nearly out of breathe here. each time i come on. the video. look at him smoking. love it. he makes everything look sexy.....

loving

I'd like to give that backside a nice pat!! Run my fingers thru that sex hair, slowly caress his jaw, run a finger over those beautiful pouty lips...geez I need to stop!! Kids just came in from outside and are ruining my damn fantasy!!!

Your damn inconsiderate offspring!!! lol jk

I know right!! And my daughter and I are gonna have it out!! She has hung up a Jacob poster in her room!!

**hanging head**

I'm so disappointed in her!! LOL

*Mouth hanging open in shock*

Omg she's team Jacob!!!
That's a serious decision for a young person to make, I hope shes thought it through!!!

I wish you luck. lol

Have you been licking your screen too much? Your avatar's blury.

Lmao

Yes like a Toostie pop.
The avatar is from a pic where have like purple light swirling around them, and words everywhere, it's trippy.. Idk I thought it was cool and different.lol (Im a dork)

I've seen your avatar before and it was fine. Maybe I just never really noticed. Hey it's all good.

Lol okay....I guess.

Hey you changed your avatar. I hope you didn't take my comment as an insult. If so sorry. I was just mentioning it.

*Lol smacks ImNotScaredOfYou upside the head*

I've actually trying to change for it days, but my mouse clicks too fast and wouldn't crop it right, and nothing looked right. And your comment just reminded to stop being such a wuss and try again. lol

If I can't do something right the first time I tend get pissed and give up. :(

So don't worry about it me and my avatar have battling it out for days. lol

And it's STILL not showing up my computer. *sigh*

*I can't reply to the last one you left me*

OW - what'd you smack me for?

I like this one better anyways.

Lol
Sorry I've been reading WA and it's made me very into smacking.

Yeah if you've been having a long convo w/ somebody on here you usually have to reply through an earlier comment.

*nodding head*

I know!! She's a smart girl, she will come to her senses!! LOL

Yeah for your daughter. The pack likes to start training them young so she's welcome anytime.

Well she's 9...so I'll blame it on her immaturity!!

**whispers**

There are worse things she could have hung on her wall.

LOL

Jacob is sweet and sunny and has a beautiful smile. A nine yr. old could do
much worse. I admire her taste.

oh noo.. make her take it down..
You gotta teach her right from wrong..LOL!!!

God, it's killing me, believe me!! But I'm trying to let her be her own individual....it's just so wrong!!

She just has to learn from her mistakes LOL!!

She is younger. There's nothing wrong with Jacob. I prefer Rob but maybe that's because he's older?

Well atleast you 2 wont fight over him...lol!!

I did try to find the filming today (I am so close to CP), but could not find it. I will try again tomorrow if they are still there. Just want to see him in person, not looking to get close or get anywhere near the crazies, but to see what he looks like in person. Either way, it is a beautiful day in NYC and perfect day to film there.

http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/ro...

more pics of him in the white t-shirt

and new set of pics,with a different shirt

http://www.popsugar.com/3404537

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...

http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/ro...

i don't know why! but htis picture is sooooo adorablee! the little girl just looks too cute! and Rob is just like AWWWWWEEEEEYYYY!!!!!! hahah

how are you doing this?! This is amazing, really.
I love this guy!<3

he is so damn hot!! =)

........that's all i'm going to say.

Yes an @ss shot for today!!! YEAH!!!!! LMAO!!!! Such a cute @ss!!! Alright now it's time to grab it!!! LMAO

Front and back. At least I only saw the boxer brief shot this morning. Great way to start off the day at work!

Yes great way to start the day off is right. We can grab the back but we gotta stroke the front...ROFLMAO!!!

We'll leave the butt to all the ones sitting behind him and we'll take the front!

Sounds like a great plan to me!!! LMAO

Am I the only one who was disturbed to see him smoking within a few feet of little kids? This is why I make such a bad fan girl. He was sitting there looking all hot and I couldn't get over the cig + kiddies.

It's in the script......

I hope so. Smoking = so bad for you. Wish he'd stop before he does to much damage. And NEVER around kids.

yeah,he smokes a lot in the movie(and in front of his little sis too),he's just filming here.

script or no script I think it is hot as hell the way he holds it....

Eclipse News? Popsugar has reported filming begins 8/17-10/31...

Vancouver anyone?

Not too far off....Rob seemed really relaxed there, so that's good!!

they pretty much lock down the filming there-but they all go out to eat a lot, so always around town...

Hopefully I can make it this time around...just to look-no stalking or neck grabbing!

Better not! I'll keep an eye out for more attacks...

Nah, I'll be the one passed out on the sidewalk, or the bar stool...

Alright. I'll go and help you wake up with a bucket of cold water...

Oh, that won't do-must be a kiss from Rob!

Well, if you promise to behave lol!!

Good luck!

I wish. I've always wanted to go there. They film so many things there. One I'd like to see also is the TV show Supernatural. Ever watch it?

No I haven't seen or heard of that show. What network is that on?

I watch that show. I love it! Its on the CW

It's my favourite one. Can never get enough of Sam and Dean!

Ok, will check it out!

It's about 2 brothers who hunt for demons, shapeshifters, vampires, etc... It plays on either SunTV, CW and Space channel. These are the channels for Canada. I know CW's in the States too. Ever watch Smallville? If so it plays right after.

Oh, sounds good, thanks!

You can also rent them at certain video stores as they're now on the fourth season.

I think they have them on the net somewhere too.

try this site:

http://www.supernatural.tv/

Cool, thanks!

i just read that!! LOL!! =)

i love his @ss!!!!!!!!!

i've justed realized that i love when he is in hoodies. in twilight i loved the "inviting to edwards house* part and in the hospital at the end. when he was wearing hoodies... i adore that on him.

and his smiles on the pictures......*..................pleasure* :) lool

He is quite delicious in hoodies. But I"ll take him in anything. Or nothing. Hmmmm.

*walks off in a daze back to kitchen, burns hand on scalding hot pan and doesn't even notice*

or nothing lol. we all do. hehe.

*auch. did it hurt?* guess not. cause rob makes it all betta.:))) always.

Wow....

**Waggles Fingers**

Come closer Rob.... Come to the SkiiDoodle Side... We have unicorn cookies, and a very impatient Effing! (:

Door always open to you. Always :L

and my mom wonders why iam always on this website... *shakes head*

LOL

these mothers.... always getting in the way **winks**

ha! yes another wonderful Rob interview quote!

Ha!! I know:)

I just love that one, and the whole context was just brilliant :D

Rob's sense of humour is just awesome lol

Oh, btw people, but i tryed putting on my avatar, but it wont show up!? how do i make that work? i have a shirtless pic of rob i want to use! XD

1) Click on gray face next to your signon.
2) Click on Account in top right hand corner.
3) Click on Profile near top left corner.
4) Click on "Change user pic" below gray face.
5) Follow instructions.

:)

Your description is much better than mine. I've only been there once so I didn't remember too much.

Oh I just helped a former gray-face the other day. Lol!

LOL... former gray face!

Insert the link to your picture in the area beside the browse button. Pick the area you want to appear on the screen and then there's click on OK. (I don't remember if that's the button but I'm sure you'll know which one) Make sure your picture is on one of your computer drives and not the internet.

wow... i mean, i tryed that before but it didnt work... lol thnx Oh_My_Edward!

My pleasure! Nice avatar! ;o)

How much longer is this shoot?

about 3/4 weeks

Oh thank you:)

I have sat in that statue before! My bum has been where Rob's bum has been!

&what i would do to be standing behind rob right now. hahaha ;
UNICORNS UNICORNS UNICORNS.

Oh man...I've never sat on that statue. :(

But I've been all over NY so my feet prob touched somewhere his did. lol

LOL. hey thats good enough! lmao.

LOL LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE KIDS! LOL THEY R DOIN NOTHIN! LOL

like everyone else here, i have been left speechless

those lil kids dnt realise how lucky they r!!! so JEALOUS!!lol

Oh yes, that is the best welcome back gift ever!!!!!!

Pattinson from behind... love that @$$!!!! **drools** not to mention that vid, hey I really am not into smoking but he looks so freakin' sexy doing that........ I could be staring at him forever ;D

ok back to my fanfic reading now LOL

Just another one champion sound
Me and you about to get down
Who the hottest in the world right now
Just touched down in London town

Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day
Take me to New York, I'd love to see L.A.
I really want to come kick it with you
You'll be my English boy, English boy

I like the way he's speaking, his confidence is peaking
Don't like his baggy jeans but I like the way he's thinking

Can we get away this weekend? Take me to Broadway
Let's go shopping baby then we'll go to a Café
Let's go on the subway, I'd like to see what's good

Would you be my love, my love?
Would you be my love, my love?
Could you be my love, my love?

Sorry couldn't resist it whe I looked at that bum in baggy jeans. Miaowwwwww

hehe!!! that was funny!lol

Thank you! I love that song now even more.....lol

oh you picked one of my favourite pictures from the previous post. I'd love to see him angry. I bet he's just so sexy it would nock me sideways

ya thats wat i was thnkin 2!! iv never seen him but it wud be hotttt!! i hpe sumtin happens in this film that wil piss him off so then we cn watch on a big screen!!! i thnk id die cus it wud be so sexy!!lol

can't wait I think I am going to have to find a seat at a safe distance from the big screen just in case I have the urge to lick him on the screen lol how embarassing

u and me both!!!!lol im just countin dwn the days nw 4 this film!!!

I can't believe everything is soooo far away Damn it!!! Hurry up!!!!

haha

i guess when i go to NYC again i am going to have to go to central park and set on the statue.

Im definatly jelouse of tht little girl. >:/

Jaw porn!!!!! Yeah, my favorite!

And that @ss!!! Whew! He has such a great body. I just want to reach through my screen and grab his little toush. LMAO!

http://x17online.com/celebrities/robert_pattins...

Rob in the purple shirt

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...

ok nmm.org beat me to the punch of the eclipse production. nevermind it was the eclipsemovie.org which is not working right now. but if you go to http://www.popsugar.com/3404537 it shows the dates.
august 17 to october 31.

rob's looking good as always; even with his back turn..gosh his back side dazzles me...lol

He looks yummy. But you know you look at pictures of him and that his co-star and they dont look like they have a connection like kristin and him do. Dont you think...

*running to the park, putting my cheek on the spot where he sat, inhaling the smell and rubbing my clothes on it for hours...*

Aaaah! Feels nice ;-)

Maybe I should pretend to be a statue so next time he comes he can sat on me ;-)))

ahhh these scenes are one of my fav!!!!
wow can'r wait for this movie!!

hey i've been trying to get a hold of the script but i can't find it. it sounds like you may have it. could you email it to me. pleeease:)
smileitsnancy_89@yahoo.com
thanks a bunch!

cuuuuutttteeee!!!! :o)

VID OF ROB ON SET DAY 7. ITS THE DAY AT THE TRAIN STATION AND HE IS LOOKING HOT www.twitter.com/rpattzpoint.

More New Photos of Rob today-clothes change and looks like bruises are back in these shots...

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/

i. just. died. again.

this is a total rob kill :))

Ohh, I feel sorry for the girl who watches him smokes.
haha
don't get me wrong but when I see sum superstar smokin infront of me, and chucked the cigar sumwer near me, I'll be sooo scared.haha

(I know, I'm a scary cat.)

I didn't like the still lit cig being flicked onto the ground....a) dangerous and stupid especially outdoors in the summer; b) there were kids around him.

I hope this was part of the filming and not an indication of Rob's normal habits.

Just sayin.....

I think he actually stubbed it out first on that rabbit statue in front of him before flicking it .. but yeah.. i hope the kids were not too close when he was smoking.. second hand smoke is just as bad..

Are "unicorns" what I think they are?

Ummm. If your mind is in the gutter when you are thinking it then yes..lol

rob in black v neck shirt the day before just killed me !!

and now rob in a white muscle type shirt just did it again :))

i never thought getting killed twice felt this good ;)

ahhh, only rob can get away with this killing spree !!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ss shot Rob?!?!?!?!


now THAT would make a f*ckin hot avatar!!

LOL

^ yep, I was right!!!!

Ugh, Emilie, get your hands (or whatever else you have on him - I don't want to know) off our Rob! I get that you guys can be friends but he belongs with Kristen. Robsten is SO meant to be.

First of all- LUCKY CHILDREN!!!

Second of all- Why is he Smoking in front of little kids!? It looks like he threw the cig at the little girl to!

Thrid of all- Damn he looks hot while relaxing or when people come close to him with cameras------

SWOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What in the world is wrong with you guys?! If I were Rob, I'd probably be somewhat disgusted to read some of the things you're writing...and not turned on in the least. (well, he might be just a smidge, he is 23) But, jaw porn and unicorns??? Seriously...have a little bit better class than that.

It's cool to watch all the stuff Rob and the cast are up to, even if it's different movie stuff on a New Moon site...but I worry that these guys are going to go nuts one day. I hope Rob can keep up with the hype, cause if he disappears one day and stops doing movies...I know exactly who I'm gonna blame for chasing him away. The man needs some normalsy...a life outside of his job. I feel really bad that that's been taken away from him, living trailer to trailer, hotel to hotel, plane to plane...imagine if that was us? I think that would really suck! His only view now of the world around him is the back of a large man's shirt, or the pavement under his feet...

And although I do enjoy hearing about what the cast is up too, I don't like that the media is in their face 24/7. (even though that's what happens when you're famous) I just don't need to know everytime one of them wipes their nose or orders a cup of coffee...and what flavor they got...that's relevant to nothing. Let me know the next project they're working on, so I know what to look forward to in the future for a movie to go see.

Smoking for Rob's character, is written in the movie...he's only doing what's being directed. All his family and sister holler at him throughout the movie to quit. It's all expected from the kids and understood...don't be too hard on Rob.

When he jumped off the fountain using both of his hands, did anyone think of him when he jumped off Bella's truck after rescuing her? Because I so did.

I wonder how many times God will let me die and relive just for seeing Rob's pictures. Well its his fault He made the Sexiest man on earth WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT am i saying THANK YOU THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES THANK YOU ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

OMG hes sooooooooo HOT/SEXY i cant even sleep when i dream of him i always wake upp 2 c if its real lol ill keep dreaming