Comments on: Video and Photos of Robert Pattinson in Central Park Today

By: 4thewolf

4thewolf — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:56:58 +0000

*goes back in time machine and sits on mushroom, shoving Mr. Darcy over to the really hot part of it*
*grins happily* Use your ninja skills to deal with it.
So...*points to p.s.* is that what happened to you? You were once a normal, happy child who liked to have fun, and one day you took candy from a stranger and now you talk funny and don't know how to enjoy life?
*eyes wide* I will never eat candy again.
*pulls out sugar packets and dumps them into mouth* STraight sugar should be safe right?
*foot starts shaking* *takes tea bags and starts arranging them into little houses* HOuses are fun.. *dumps water on them* and now it's flooding. Mudslide..
K.. arent' you going to offer me tea? *hands soggy teabag*

By: Taylor Knight

Taylor Knight — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:32:07 +0000

OMG hes sooooooooo HOT/SEXY i cant even sleep when i dream of him i always wake upp 2 c if its real lol ill keep dreaming

By: Taylor Knight

Taylor Knight — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:32:07 +0000

OMG hes sooooooooo HOT/SEXY i cant even sleep when i dream of him i always wake upp 2 c if its real lol ill keep dreaming

By: Team November Kicks A$$

Team November Kicks A$$ — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:12:01 +0000

I wonder how many times God will let me die and relive just for seeing Rob's pictures. Well its his fault He made the Sexiest man on earth WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT am i saying THANK YOU THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES THANK YOU )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

By: Sarahsitas

Sarahsitas — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:58:16 +0000

When he jumped off the fountain using both of his hands, did anyone think of him when he jumped off Bella's truck after rescuing her? Because I so did.

By: RobismyRomeo

RobismyRomeo — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:54:24 +0000

I'm going to have to pass on the unicorn..cookies.

All this soft Rob porn and daydreaming is wearing me out!

LMAO!

By: Fevs94

Fevs94 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:22:27 +0000

lmao!!
this is too good to be true
*joins rismr's daydream*
hmm.... i think we want a ittle more skin
how do you feel about a thong?

oh sure.... i dont mind going bare though if its easier
just rub me up a bit and im ready!!!

*crashes down on to floor*
woah im having trouble... breaaaaathing
aaah there are my unicorn cookies!!!!
want one?

By: RobismyRomeo

RobismyRomeo — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:52:18 +0000

*eyes widen in astonishment*

G-E-N-I-U-S

Of course, I have to tell him I'm not a rival vampire the second he shows up, so he doesn't try to kill me. that would definitely change plans, and not in a good way, LOL

a rob photoshoot *sighs, as we enter into RISMR's daydream*

"Rob, I'm going to need you to remove your shirt.. oh- the jeans are in the way, too- remove them alse, please.

Oh, what's that, you say? You want MY help to remove those jeans? Oh.. well.."

*blushes*

"GREY BOXER BRIEFS? marry me?"

LMAO

By: Fevs94

Fevs94 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:11:25 +0000

*beckons rimr into office*
sure
have you tried dressing up as a rival vampire
threaten his loved one and hell come running to you!!!

of course you coud aways just get together with other people and a few
$million , pretend to host a photoshoot

think of the possibilities!!! you can tell him what to wear, what positions
to be in and he has to obey!!!! oh man!!! we really should try that!!!

By: RobismyRomeo

RobismyRomeo — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:42:15 +0000

*big smile*

I need you! Well, I need Rob Pattinson, can you help with that, too?

lol!