you gotta check out fanficmustreads(dot)blogspot(dot)com

mini sam!!!

All I can think about is Rob and that bonus unicorn!!!!! gotta love the unicorns!!

Awwwww....soooo cute!!

awww I want him! So adorable ;)

sooooooo adorable :)

Shaun Ellis is sooo good with wolves. I've met him once in England. He's awesome!

that's the cutest thing i think i've EVER seen!

Awww, It was so cute, how it started howling after him. I wonder what the other wolfs, mostly Sam will look like in New Moon. Jacob looks amazing.
I would love to have a wolf pup.

that was so cute that it made me want to cry.

COMMON AG, GIVE US CHAPTER 50~!!!!

So I have a question for all the wolf girls... When you read fanfic, do you read the ones all about Bella and JACOB? Or does it matter? I know what the vamp girls are reading...and I LOVE IT!!!

Okay what is fan fiction? And what up with the unicorn? And that wolf coulda learned to howl on its own since thats how they learn.... ya know.... everywhere else, but that little cub letting go like that was so cute I almost gnawed my own face off.
So anyway, what is fan fic?

Girl, I have no idea about the unicorn... I could ask the same thing!  I wish I knew. 
 
But fan fic is just Fan Fiction, or stories written by fans of books, movies, music groups, etc.  The same characters/people are used in these stories, but the fans write new stories using their own plots or ideas.  Sometimes the characters are not involved with the characters that they are with in the books. For Twilight, some fan fic has Bella with Edward, or Jasper (or both, in one AWESOME and pretty pervy story I am reading), or Emmett, or Mike Newton, etc... I think you get the idea. For instance, the one I am reading is a plot where Breaking Dawn never happened, and Edward leaves Bella for good, and 4 years later she comes back and reconnects with Jacob.  It is not finished yet (somethomes the authors publish chapter by chapter so if it's a good story you have to wait until they "update" their story online in order to follow along).  Some of the fan fic is just regular stories, but the ones that most of us pervy girls are referring to are
"adult" fan fiction. They are rated (similar to video game ratings or movie ratings) so you know what you are getting yourself into...if you don't want to read something with sex involved, then you don't have to.
 
Does that help?

Yes! I felt like such a nerd but I am new to all of this lol
Thank you! Hi five for being awesome! *smack!*

Cute pup!! That little howl was precious! :D

Rob. Unicorn. Ahh.
Oh crap!! Wait, sorry.... for a moment there I got a bit distracted and umm.. forgot this was pup news.. oops!! That's a cute pup... really cute... awww... the pup lovers hehe!!

Can someone send me the link u guys r talkin bout here, I'm intrigued!!

The addy is foxi@hotmail.co.uk

Thankkkk uuuuu

x

thats the cutest pup ever =) I want one...

Awwww, that was sooo cute.

that puppy is the cutest thing ever, so adorable!!
but that man..omg he sounds creepy o.O veeeery scary.. and he looks a bit creepy too!
I wish I could howl like that!

whoa sweet :P

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this is so adorable!
i want one!

this howl is creepy
very creepy
the litlle wolf is very cute
but I don't want to hear that howl in the midlle of the night

omg that is the cutest wittle puppy dog ever lol ...like the baby voice lol ......and love the rob and unicorn pic very sexy lol :D

off subject i know but if you go to e online.com did ashley just out robsten

I just love hearing the wolfies howl! The babies are always so cute. I love hearing my wolfy at home howl. It's so cute!

OH MY UNICORNS!

I would love for Edward to give me one. :-)

OMG...That is SO cute...and that man...he howls so good...so original...and that little one...u might thing is Sam's wolf son:)))))so black....and cuuuuuuuuuute

i dont get the unicorn thing can someone explain? :D

cute!!!!!!!

How thoughtful...Something for the wolf girls, something for the vamp girls.

Also something for the big girls, something for the kids!

LMAO breesmom.... Simultaneously & at the same time!! Now that's talent!

Absolutely Adorable!!!

Aw that was so cute!

OMG, that was absolutely the CUTEST thing EVER! I'm smiling so big it hurts, LOL!

The cub what a beauty.

The Unicorn though trumps that.

*looking around franticly*

Where is my Master I have been naughty ....... really really naughty need tieing up and sending to he ......

Very cute wolf pup, but once I saw Rob and the unicorn, I couldn't think about anything else. How am I supposed to focus on work now?

You aren't alone....I've barely accomplished a thing today....

*sigh!*
Me neither.... Oh well it is friday!

aww makes me wanna get one for myself...too cute

Really NMM.org!!!!! you had to post it!!!! Unicorns for goodness sake!!! Were the moderators bored? Are you testing them?.....LMAO You really know how to stir the girls up on a Friday.....:)

if Edward has unicorns ....than Jacob has dragons ( you know...dragons spill fire)

Good one! LMAO!

Ohhhhh I am SO not touching that one......not without the Moderators swooping down on me

*** sits on hands, keeps her mouth shut & devilishly chuckles to herself ***

LMAO!!!

I started to type and then though, what do you say to that? :O)

is it that nasty? ..... it seemed unfair that Edward has all the attention with the unicorns and stuff...and Jacob has nothing :(
Someone better write a fanfic about Jacob and dragons...

Hazeena,lol, your dragon comment is priceless!!! Good one!! You sound so innocent with your comments on this post.:D and it's just strange...you might be a one of a kind wolf girl. ;)

But, i'm sure there is a wolf girl here on nmmorg who is a terrific, terrific fanfic author(any takers?) who could write a story for us wolf girls with your idea....

a sweet fairytale *winks* how about if the title is
"Jacob and His Fire-Spilling Dragon"

lol

yeah..I only sound..because I'm not...what innocent girl would think about Jacob's dragon? LOL. Omg...but just imagine...it would be one hell of a story.....haha "Jacob and His Fire-Spilling Dragon" sounds absolutely terrific...*goes to take a cold shower,it's too hot in here*

NO! It's not nasty....we just can't respond to it without our mouths getting washed out with NMM.org moderator soap LOL

***chanting repeatedly ***

I will keep my messages clean....I will keep my messages clean....I will keep my messages clean....


WHO AM I KIDDING??!! My name is PERV after all! :-P

GOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM PERV!

haha..I understand..it happened to me before..once..and I hope it won't happen twice cause it's a very unpleasant thing.
and yeah..your username says it all ...lol

ROFLMAO! EXACTLY!

There isn't damn thing you can say to that.......at least, nothing that would fit into a PG-13 message!

***grabs flp's hand & slowly back's away from this particular post***

*backs away with Perv*

*trips over something*

Oh, look more fan fiction.... let's have a reading group shall we?

OOHHH GOODIE!

***grabs her tea, some popcorn,a large stuffed unicorn and has a seat.......ok, who's up first? ***

Well, *cough* I tried googling this "western edward* story that someone mentioned ... but no luck.... and they aren't spilling about anything... yet (we have ways)... so let's start with this new one I found here.... yes...

once upon a time....

LOL dammit...you got me googling too!

lmao

That wolf pup is so, sooo cute!

Well the cub cute to no end ...and the unicorn , I could go to so many places here ....but I wont only to say ...WELL I"LL BE D***

aww that little wolf :3, and, hmm, an unicorn? ...'kay

Thankyou!!! Rob and unicorn, oh how I love this site!

*Goes off to beg AG again for chapter 50 to hurry up* lol

um what are all you guys talking about? its sound wicked intersesting =]

so what fanfic are we talking about?

How NAUGHTY of NMM.org to post the Rob/Unicorn pic knowing full well we cant discuss it!

SHES GOING TO PUBLISH THE BOOK :D!!!!

So i think we will have to wait till its published, i hope not but i will buy the book though....

&& yes she will change the name of the characters...

WHAT??

Are you being serious? Where did you hear this?

I can't wait that long!!! I'd buy it too though

That sucks that the names will be changed, It won't have the same impact :(

Perhaps I could get little stickers and place them over the new names, then I'd be able to just write on the originals

LOL

yeah i am....

its all over the fanpage on facebook....

shes not sure yet, but MOST likely, she will change the names of the characters .... she even mentioned them.... but i cant remember... but yeah

check it out here
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Wide-Aw...

YEY

I'm already a fan on fb lol, i'll go check now, thanks :D

Amen to that! I love this SITE!!! NMM.org Rock my world!!!!

Thanks for the unicorn!.

Woah, you have a star by your name. How did that happen....

It identifies me as a moderator of the sight. :)

Well if it comes to me, this site IS my world now

LOL

It is always up on my screen, lol. I'm freaking addicted. I showed my friend this site and she's like "Did you see that?". Um, yeah, probably before you.

LOL

I tried to quit this. I wasn't here like for 3 days and just tried to convince myself "girl, you really CAN live without this".

Well, as you can see - I CAN'T

LOL

Seriously! I don't even care about Stephenie and her Midnight Sun anymore! :x
I'm dying for chapter 50. Please AG, Pleeeeaaasse!

hahaah
Honey_bee
How could you!!!
thats how it all started.....
Stephenie please dont listen to her and just use your conections with Summit to turn WideAwake into a movie too.... Please!!!
Lmao
I sure Rob and Kist wouldn't mind another version!

Oh
and I hope that you is you, cos I see some new avatar :)

LOL
Honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I totally agree with you, even though I haven't read the whole thing yet:)))
but I hope that chap 50 will be published soon ;D (well at least before I finish reading the first 49)

what is chapter 50?

YAY! You're baaack! I missed you :} LOL
Still haven't finished? Jeeze. lol Forget your studies, Aga! Read WA instead! 8)

*hands Ag plate of delicious effing cookies*

I just finished chapter 49 the other day, and I swear I kept hitting the next button and was like no no NO NO that cant be it! Im pushing the wrong button! but I wasnt. :-(

LOL

Thats what I did when I came to the end, I was like nnooooo my laptop is broken

I have been checking everyday for over a month, I have no patience left :(

LOL

then I am so happy I just started reading it LOL
Hope chap 50 will be out as soon as I've finished

otherwise....I'd be as frustrated as you......LMAO

LOL YES!

One of my fav fanfics got updated today after a month!!! so stressful, but completely worth it :D

Thanks Hun you're the greatest!!

**throws self into Kim's arms**

could you please send me the link to
neilandmichelle2005@yahoo.com

**clears throat**

hey I am not an angel here but I would like to get to heaven too LOL

**looks at Kim's reaction**

hey I know it's difficult to share, but you can always try :P

so erm, may I have a link please :D


agava00@wp.pl

LOL!!

Then so you shall :D

I will share with you Avaga, we think the same so I know you will enjoy it, I'll send it now with a couple of my favs :D

LOL great!! so great!!!

**looks at kim confused**

What the h**k are you talking about??
You mean that update on fb??

LOL

I know!! lol no :)

Its a completely different fanfic, when I say update I mean that the writer has written a new chapter to the story, there's a whole site full of them, it's my haven :D

I have like 10 i'm waiting to have finished, so frustrating!! lol

LOL
I thought nobody would notice I was gone:))
Missed you too **hugs**

Hey I was on this train coming back home yesterday, and I just had a quick look at one of the chapters somewhere in the middle ... (certain words just caught my attention LOL)

LOL trust me I couldn't sit still in my seat..

Bloody exams!!!

***hugs***
Great idea!! I need to print it out and put it right on the shelf with the rest of the Twilight books. The new Rob with unicorn pic would make a fine cover...8)

I already have it printed out :D

So much easier to read at 3am without the glare of the laptop lol

Yeah I've been reading it from my laptop, and my eyes just refuse to cooperate after some hours:)

I need to get a new toner LOL

I'm gonna print it, and make some nice cover, and put in on the central part of my shelf LOL

Ladylaura just told me WA may be getting published!!! YEY!!
It will Solve all our problems :D

Yes we will!!

You too Avaga, I will speak to my fellow great dirty mind soon :D

*blows kiss back*

Night :)

Gah,

they really should have made more of those reply boxes LOL

OK no matter how, no matter where from and no matter how much it costs (I'm bankrupt already ;D) we WILL get it LOL

OK Hun was great talking to my fellow great dirty mind again, but it's kinda late here so I'll see you next time

**blows a kiss**

*Avaga, ran out of reply boxes*

Thats a point Avaga, I hope it will be available here in the UK, if not I'll have to get one of my US friends to get them for us if not :D

Oh you meant THAT update!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!! I am so excited!!!!!!

Hmm well I won't be getting it in this freakin' country **dammit**

OK as soon as it's out I'm gonna send you the money to buy me one

LOL

**making the puss n boots expression**

I am confused. Why is Esme an aunt and Alice a cousin? This is for ****

I was thinking exactly the same!!!!

Oh maybe that other pic, him in leather, plus the unicorn would make an even better cover :DD

*jumping up and down* Yes, we really need chap 50.....:)

hey, chapter 50 of what? lol i'm missing something..plz tell

I know, Im lost too. i dont know what everyones talking about but i want in. :(

If you are 18 or more, send me your email and i will forward you the links

HRM. obviously i'm completely lost.... I WANT to know what's being spoken about here *without anyone getting in trouble* and i WANT to be reading whatever it is also......


please please please, someone? direct me towards the light! LOL

OK if you 18 or over send me your email and I'll forward the link off to you....but I take no responsibility for the side effects from these stories......and please please make sure any final exams you may be working on are finished before you start reading

that's true!
I made the mistake of start reading twiporn before exams and know i just have to run away from home and the computer and go to the library if i wanna be able to concentrate and study. And even though, it's really hard.

LOL that's my problem too. I got it just before my exams. Now, gosh, I really don't feel like studying, cos I want to read LOL

Maybe I could get a sick leave, hmmm need to think it over

LOL

Me too,me too. I am way past 18. lol. Send it my way,too. ssmith670@yahoo.com Thanx

link to what? im so confused!

LOL

and to think I thought I was the only one who didn't know what this was all about LOL

Ok if you're over 18, send me an email at agava00@wp.pl :)

mines catie87@yahoo.com please please please share. I'm begging here people....I want cookies too. :(

melissaisatwilightlover@gmail.com

Please send it. Thanks.

Did you get it??

OMG. This is great. I am forever indebted to you!! Im so exited.

**blushes**

Oh shucksss glad I could help:D
and trust me it gets better and better with every chapter :D
Oh but be careful it causes insomnia
LOL

LOL Yeah - sunnies were my best friend... jabbering children were not! HAHAHA

You take care and have a good night chicky! And no abstaining from NMM! It's bad for your health! LOL

*blows kiss back at ya*
Nunies luv! :)

HAHAHA! I did cook most of his dinner! I just drank too much wine on an empty stomach while doing it then it hit me like a ton of bricks!

The poor people made way when I walked into the stalls and the little streets... I don't think they could see my eyes behind my glasses but there was definately a bitchy "get the F outta my way" stance all day! That and I was smoking like a train gripping onto my coffee for dear life! LOL

Hahahaha LOL

you're lucky to have had those glasses on!! LOL whoa that must've been really funny. But I still don't envy you. When I've got a hangover the only thing I wanna do is lie on the bed without anybody disturbing me LOL

OK Hun I'll be going now, It's got kinda late here ;)

Talk to ya next time **blows a kiss**

HAHA - I've been under blankies too... copping all the comments that I've got "swine flu" (I don't, well, not that I know of) and awake enough to pick up my book every now and then...

I'm guessing it's punishment from getting absolutely rottenly drunk the other night and telling hubby to finish cooking his own dinner (oops!!!) to which he punished me in return by making me walk around the Fieldays (huge agriculture event) for hours with a hangover.

I hate being sick! And I missed you guys! I did manage to get the odd $hit stirring comment on here though so I didn't do too bad...

You feeling better? Over your NMM withdrawals? ;)

Poor you walking hours with a hangover.. I don't think I would be able to do that LOL Well it serves you right :P how could you leave the poor hubby, and make him cook the dinner on his own....lmao

I'm better now, that was a nightmare! Well not the flu, but not being able to be here!! LOL I am never doing that again!!!

LMAO

Hi Agava!
It's weird - I miss a few days and it feels like a month on here!
Good smokescreen - the journalist has no idea the fanfic world is writhing underneath the Twilight covers!!!
Just the way we like it :)

LOL that's right

hey I wasn't here like for some days too **covered in blankets shivering and trying to convince myself I COULD live without nmm.org**

And what?? I came here today like for a sec and what I see?? Pattinson with a freakin' unicorn!!!

My whole rehab just went to a waste...LOL

LOVE YOU NMM.ORG!!!

Now why isn't there an article written based on the fact that it's not Twilight affecting people but WA...
*causes insomnia
*causes lack of libido towards inferior men
*causes diabetes due to increased sugar content from cookies

list goes on... LOL

KIWI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great to see you again **wink**

Oh I don't know, maybe Twilight is just a smokescreen:D

just started reading it. :)





________________________________

Are you sending the link for the fan fiction everyones on about? cuz if you are can you please send me it! thankyou :)

If you haven't received the link send me your email again. Only 18 and above please. I will not be responsible for corruption outside of my own family. LOL

hey tell me too please!!! Im a curious now ....

neilandmichelle2005@yahoo.com

Hi - I would like that link too - email is shirleegirl@hotmail.com. Thanks.

bookobsessed, you caved! LOL!

lol school is 10 years behind me....... now i just neglect the work on my desk due to this wonderful addicting site! HAHA

oh.... I already emailed Effing... but if you can answer me faster, well....... i'm alll over it, give me your email! LOL

Caution!
Brace yourself
get ready to neglect your kids like you did with twilight
Sleepless nights cuz you’ll be unable to pry your hand from it
Maybe lose another pound or two cuz you forget to eat
And forget to cook dinner
Cravings like Edwards omelets at 3 in the morning but this time it will for of cookies
Feel hot flashes when ever you hear a curse word
And worst of all neglect NMM for a couple of days
I miss you guys
*sobs*

Ok kwithey5@gmail.com (Rob, if your still trolling the site please feel free to email me I'll send you the link too...muhwah)

*jumps up and down*

Me too, me too! I wanna read it too! Bookobsessed, will you send it to me too? Pretty please?

*whispers: Is that enough begging? *

Lol. My email is curly533@yahoo.com. Thank you!!! Oh, and I am DEFINITELY over 18.

*mouth drops to the ground*
Thats what I was just thinking of doing!!!:P
Hes a smart guy he'd get it

brunie2005@yahoo.com
Rob let me know if you like V.M.
Astral Weeks Live At the Hollywood Bowl
*wishfull thinking*
brunie........oxox

You know I can't resist when they beg like that.......poor thing......never getting cookies....:)

Oh I love it too ;D

Rob and an unicorn - now that's what I call a perfect combination LOL

Here's an even bigger Rob + Unicorn!
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/robert-pattinson-un...

LOL

That's even bigger and even better!!!!!!!!! THX

She seriously knows how to work her fans....

Come onnnnnnnnn chapter 50!

where can I find this to read?

ok... so ummm.... i've read 1.5 chapters.... and still no mention of the unicorn?! LOL... soemone clue me in how far ive got to go

Be pacient

You have to read a little more ;)

whats chapter 50?????????? i am very curious now!

Ooooh!! I didn't realize there was going to be more to the story, it kind of seemed like an ending.

That's so awesome. Although I'm finding that it gets tricky reading so many fanfics at once. My little brain can't remember if I'm reading about Sex Edward, Western Edward or what.

?!?!?! Western Edward? spill it girl what number is that one?

Clearly she's not going to tell us... now I will obsess on google till I find it....

oh no what have i gotten myself into?! I have made my toture even worse!!! Now i have freakin 48 chapters to READ and i have NMM.org to READ and..... and....... i can't click between browers fast enough.

what if i miss something here?! *drops head into hands*

OH WELL, so worth it. no such thing as *too much twilight* BAHAHAH

Bah! I can't think about anything else!

i can't read anything else besides NMM.org and twiporn!

I'm going nuts! My old life is gone!

Yeah I know how it feels when all your life is suddenly...gone...

It's the same with me...

BUT I'M HAPPY lol

It is a fine line to tow isn't it?

Talk about STRESS. ;)

Well what can I say...

Welcome to my world **wink**

LOL

grrr why some people are so mean....why......

psssst let me know as soon as you've found it **wink**

Thanks for that. I can only multi task so much and I have a crap load of reports for work....she better not be teasing!!!!!

I can't find anything other than 1 pagers.....

Hmph... Me thinks she's teasing us with her Cowboy Edward comments!

Grrrrrrr

**looks at kristine8 suspiciously**

yeah, did I miss something too ???
again????

Yeesh! Calm down girls!

I replied above. My momma taught me to share!

:)

LOL

thank God she taught you that LOL

Woah, woah woah....

WESTERN Edward???? Did I miss one????

Western Edward?? I've not read that one, not that I spend all my time reading fanfics or anything thats just lame...... yeah *cough* lol

Mwahahahaha, Kim. This is the wrong place to be in denial. Just admit it. You're in good company. ;)

LOL

Thats very true :D

There should be a disclaimer or something on this site

Warning this site contains twiporn addicts

lmao

Twiporn...Ha!!
You are so right. Although I am not ashamed to admit my sex life has been made better lately because of it!
My boyfriend's not sure who to thank, but he'll take what he can get.

LOL

I'm afraid that would actually attract people even more XD

MORE PERV'S ON THIS SITE??
Perish the thought!
LMAO

LMAO!!

LMAO!!

It really would :)

The best company XD

LOL you don't? I thought everybody did LOL

*looks around sheepishly*

Ummm no I don't...........

*Whispers to Agava*

I'm so glad I'm not the only one :D

LOL

**taps Kim1524 on shoulder**

once again I love your way of thinking !!

never deny your fanfic addiction and remember that nobody will understand you like we will XD

LOL

Ditto Agava :D

**winks**

*closes eyes and visualizes Rob..shirtless, in overalls, chewing on a strand of hay, and tipping his cowboy hat*

Oh sh%t
.
.

THUD

LOL "howdy, partner."

*Thud*

I knew I just shouldn't have come here today!!!

dammit

there goes my productive evening!!!

Evening? $hit! I've just started the day here... totally screwed! LOL

LOL

told ya that time zone stuff sucked :P

Yeah, thanks to nixs I've got my drinking excuses all worked out but now I'll have to make an excuse for the fact I'm mindf**ked during the day too... LMAO!!!

LOL

well, you can always keep repeating yourself, that you're not the only one **wink**

LOL

Honey, you are gonna get a concussion today from all the falling down and what not....

I'm googling..... I'm googling!

*holds cold compress on head*

Well? Did ya google or what? lol I'm unsuccessful in my Western Eddie search. I googled too. *pouts*

I am having NO LUCK...

bitter bitter bitter....

*broods*

Some people are really mean throwing something like that out there and then just IGNORING us.... psh!

Ok ok, sorry, I was off the site for a bit. It's called One Day Out West by fuzzytomato on the FanFiction.net website. It's not complete yet but she's got a lot of good chapters written so far.
I think my fav fanfic so far though is A Matter of Time by duskwatcher2153. It carries on the saga after Breaking Dawn. Reeeally good!
Hope I'm not gonna get my hands slapped for pointing out these fanfics. Some other posters seem hesitant to do it because some of the fanfics can be a bit raunchy, if you know what I mean. The ones I mentioned aren't that angle, just good story-telling.
Hope you like them too!

HA!

man finally! Thanks a lot we were all going a bit nuts yesterday LOL

SWEET! Thanks Kristen.... I've got them bookmarked just in case you get moderated!!! :)

We did get a little... cra-zay there looking around, huh? :)

*blushes*

Hooray! ;) Thank you for the info, Kristen! It is much appreciated. As you can see, we were going nuts earlier trying to find Western Ed fanfic.

*cue tumbleweeds*

Good Lord,

Little did I know when I checked NMM just now that I would have seen everything!

Unicorns have made it into the colloquial vernacular.

And you can quote me on that. Ha!

OFF TOPIC
If you twitter go follow Peter
http://twitter.com/peterfacinelli
Hes got a bet to win!

The wolf was soo cute!!! :)

*cough* *cough*
unicorn?!
haha. no comment on that one.
but that wolf cub was so cute!
i want one! and i shale call him jam!

i dont kno about the picture of rob with the unicron.... lmao a bit creepy for me not that i dont like unicorns!

OMG that is so adorable! Bless :)

ahhh so freaking cute!!!!!

The guy who is teaching the little wolf to howl IS known for helping, raising and protecting wolves. He has/had a television program with his wife with this theme. All of the interaction between him, his wife and the wolves is very heartwarming.

the unicorn adds a nice touch.

that little fella looks so adorable!

nice unicorn

Awww that wolf cub howling is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.

ohh...what a gorgeous little puppy... ohhh soooo sweet...look at that pink tonguey ...such a cute fluffy little werewolf...*takes the puppy and plays with him in the living room*

howwwwwllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Seth???? wait...... isnt that redundant??

Coolest thing I've seen today....so cute and notice how the little cub calms down as soon as the guy starts to howl...knows his lingo...!

That is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Yes, that was just too cute for words!

And nice unicorn placement. haha.

aww how cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can watch this over and over and never get bored of it's cuteness

OMg the little wolf's soooo cuute

wow...that unicorn's head is HUGE!!

like I expected anything less... LOL

"Why... what a big unicorn you have..."
So wrong on so many levels...
*twinks out "wrong" and writes "right"*
:D

LMAO!!
 
....All the better to fell you with, my pretty...
 
;)

Sorry... all I can think of is "imagine getting impaled by a unicorn horn"
I did change the word "impaled" from "shafted"....
LMAO

okay...I don't know what all this "unicorn" thing is about...but I'm certain is not something innocent at all. And I thought wolf girls were more pervy ...lol

Hazeena, you may not want to go down to dirty coven land....just warning you...if you think this site is addictive.......

too late..I'm already there...spiritually.haha..I hope I can get to read that fanfic....after I take my final exams.

Definitely finish finals first...you'll flunk otherwise...:)

are you calling me a perv??

**watches Hazeena nod in agreement**

SWEET!

Thanks!!

lol

me? no...nooo way...I'll never say that.

*innocent puppy eyes*

I might sound stupid, but seriously, what is the unicorn thing about?

oh dear, you do not know what you are missing!

Um...it is just something from a piece of fanfic that got passed around on here...

Sorry, but I really can't say anymore than that...

ya its a secret, you gotta be part of the club to know what the unicorn and scooby snacks are all about lol

LMAO!!! Scooby snacks!!! He should totally have kept the pants! LOL

LOL, I totally forgot about Scooby Snacks! Ok, I obviously need to read it again!

i'm intrigued... where is this fanfic?? or is it a private thing..?

no, it is not private...but we can't post it on here...

if you are over 18, then e-mail me:

itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com

I will send it to ya if you want... but you HAVE to be over 18...

damn i'm 18 in 2 months and there's no point lying about my age because i'll feel all guilty and i'm a rubbish liar so will be found out one way or another... oh well something to look forward to for my birthday :)

also i've kind of guessed what the unicorn's a code for so i'll just make up the stories in my head ;) haha

"rubbish" I love it!!!

It's the gift that keeps on giving WIME!

Well, thanks for being honest...and email me in two months, I will be happy to send it to you for your b-day. LOL

Dang i screwed up the prayer it posted with out me fixing it..
OOpps

with clothes without clothes it's still gonna be

ROB Effing!!!

*LTCB is praying to the Twi Gods for Effing*

Dear TwiGod

Grant Effing the wisdom to know the difference

for innocent to Xrated comments, the

strength to hold her ideas in her mind

and the courage to overcome all that is to be

all that comes to see Rob in any shape or form.

Amen.. = P

Thanks for the prayers..
 
but I will be able to control myself better if he is completely covered, and has that hoodie on, and you can't see his face...or hear is voice, or see his fingers, or his jaw, or his hair...
 
You're right...I am soo $crewed... LOL

WHAT!!! That's unheard of Effing.. Someone needs to tie your
hands together so you won't type... Let me send Pattinson over for that... HAHA!!! you liked that huh?

Let me post under your name.. you know me i'll keep it innocent..

LMAO!!

I'm gonna have to see this to believe it.. = P

**glares**
 
oh...so you don't think I can do it either, huh?!?!?
 
FINE!!
 
**crosses arms**
 
you just wait and see, on that next Pattinson post, I am gonna be so damn innocent, you are gonna think somebody stole my name and pic!!
HA!
 
**mumbling under breath**
...i'll show them...I'll show 'em all!!
 
You and Nicky are gonna see! I can to it, if I try REALLY hard, I can do it....AND  I am gonna do it with all my replies on that post as well...not just limiting it to my original comment!
 
**thinking of Pattinson post, making innocent comments**
OMG!
**crosses fingers**
please oh please, TwiGods, do not let it be anything shirtless...

Nope no new post yet.. you have a bit going with Nic?

posting first or points?

no...i wish it was that easy..
 
the next Pattinson post there is, I cannot post anything but innocent, non-sexual comments...
 
*banging head on table*
what have i gotten myself into??
 
lol

There you are!! Passing out Fan Fiction.. I should of known..

LOL!!

I feel neglected Effing.. Just kidding... = P

What's up? I didn't know you were looking for me. LOL
 
New post?? Please tell me that there is not a new Pattinson post...I am not ready for it yet. I have to win my bet agains Nicnixs... LOL

you had to log off? oh i'm so terribly sorry i made you miss even meer seconds of nmm. honestly. i am.

that's the beauty of "new tab" windows... you can have 10 twilight sites/things open at once!

no, i had to log off my yahoo email that i use for disqus notifications to login under that email....
 
um..nevermind.
 
bottom line: no, i didn't have to log off here - are you crazy?? lol
 
sent the email, by the way...

ok effing....... email has been sent.

*sits int he corner eagerly awaiting reply* lol

alright, alright...
 
sending now...
 
**logs off to login yahoo to send email**
 
lol

OH OH OH EFFING!!! *raises hand and jumps up and down in the air*

I'm over 18 *grin* I want in! =)

sure thing...just email me and i will send it to you later...

woohoo my first present lol! can't wait :D
and argh honesty and a big conscience are such annoying traits sometimes...

Ask her for ID pimp-fanfic!

*classic*

that should be her a.k.a name on here:

Pimp-Fanfic

P.S. Must be 18 years old to order fan fiction...

LMAO!!

LMAO!

If we were to tell you, we'd have to kill you... :)

LMAO!

Ummm... that's the bestest kind of unicorn head to HAVE!

Tell me about it...I just wanna pet it and tell it how good it is... LMAO

Who's a good unicorn????
YES, that's right!!! YOU ARE!
You're a gooooooood unicorn AREN'T YOU!?

LOL, this has me in a fit of giggles!

ROTFLMAO!!!

That's a good unicorn.. very tamed and well behaved...

= P

Rob and his magical unicorn......does it buck and neigh when you pet it?

* grins *

Soo bad, but soo hilarious! My little brother came over and asked why "the Twilight guy" was pictured with a unicorn...LMAO. He's only eleven, so I just kept laughing till he went away. :)

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO I know! My son is in the other room and he keeps asking me what I am laughing at..

LMFAO!! Too funny, that's what I get every day. "who's the crazy girl laughing at herself on the computer?" hehe

LMAO!

I say with 100% positivity that YES, I am sure it does!

It's such a beautiful unicorn, I am compelled to pet it....

oh...look...it gets bigger when you touch it!!

It truly is a magical creature!!!

LMAO

OMJ, Effing! LMAO

ROFLMAO....you guys are killin me

Dirty Girls! Dirty, dirty girls. Lol.

ROFL!!

...and then ride off into a glorious sunset with Rob on magical unicorn.

xD

LMAO!!!

exactly!!

legs quivering and everything...

lol

*thinks to self*

Is it possible the positioning of the unicorn's horn was purposeful?

ROFL
Bad girl, baaaaaad! Off to the naughty corner for you! xD

(pssst. I think you're correct ;)

I'll go to the naughty corner, but only if Mr. Cullen is the one to punish me.

Aww! you changed your avatar....hmmmm .....naughty, naughty girl..

You take the whipping bench and I will wait to be spanked in the "play room"...

We will patiently await our Master...

LOL

LOL! I'm trying so patiently to wait for the next installment...*foaming at the mouth*

did you see that she just updated the other day? she posted the chapter of the Super bowl...

Yeah I can't wait for that chapter either, and then to see him drink himself into a stuper every day over it! Oooh, and his counseling sessions, those are going to be interesting too!!!

I did *grins* I just can't be patient enough for the next chapter!!!

i know....i can't wait to get to the scene where she leaves...he's got it BAD and he seemed like such a weiner from BPOV, i just wanna know what he was thinking when she takes that damn collar off!
 
...can't wait!! that author is awesome...

I'm in.... I'm definitely IN!

Just for your information - that man with the baby wolf is Saun Ellis.
He works here in england, at combe park, and actually lives with a park of wolves.
That is one of the babies from the first ever litter they have had.

Thanks for the info! It must be so rewarding having such a job and being good at it too! :-D,

I love the Unicorn!!! And the baby wolf is adorable. I would love to have a job like that. Teaching a wolf to howl everyday, so much fun. :)

ohhh yooh changed ur pix...... i heart it......

Hey Ferni! Yes I did change my pic. I thought it was about time, and I just don't know how long I would have survived without looking at the lovely jawline of Rob.

lol yeah that jaw jux does things to me..... u dnt wanna know

i think it's time for me to change mine too... ima start looking for one..... the thing is i dunno who i would put it of..... i heart them all sooo much....
lol we'll see

LMAO! I know, I merely googled Robert Pattinson and a million pics of him were available to choose from. The problem is, it's just to hard to choose. But I like your avatar, it's a nice representation of the series. :)

lol thnx
haha i think ima yahoo him...... not liking google no more lol.....
i saw one a long time ago about him with nessie..... dnt know if i'll be able to fing it again..... think it was flickr.....

ooooh, i love Nessie, that would be cute. Why don't ya like google?

its not that i dnt like google... but i dunno... when i yahoo stuff more things appear....lol
im weird

lol, we're all weird in some way. :)

That was so adorable!

I kept wanting to howl myself.

a unicorn! hooray!!

aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that´s sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Wow, Mr. Nature is very good at howling! But the little wolf is sooooo cute! Aww

HAHAHAHAH!! He howls perfect!! =D Better than that little cute cub scout =D

Cutest thing ever!!! Oh and I love the rob unicorn picture!

^_^

Ah! LOL You made my day! Rob and a magical unicorn....8) You sure know how to spoil us rotten, NMM. ;)

*breathing sporadically*

What the..... bonus... UNICORN!?

I so totally downloading this for my avatar!!!

*frantically starts working on the download*

IT'S BACK!! AH Wolf Cub Friday, I have missed you so..this is just so freaking adorable I have no words. Just going AWWWWWWWWW so cute!!

*giggles* It's a Unicorn! Moving on now.

I want that wolf pup! It is SO cute! It's a baby Paul!

UNICORNS... ahhhhh!!!!

I will have a multiple unicorns with the pack....and with the doc....his injection through me into a unicorn oblivion all the time!

TWP do you get the feeling we are being distracted from the fact there is no wolf pack news...just a wolf cub?

Yes!

*slams hand on table* Gimme wolf pack news!! Any news would be good. Tay jumping over fire hydrants again, but tripping. Alex at another premiere but without a shirt. Chaske doing the robot.

Anything.

Tyson aka Quil bulking up. Y'all know he is going to show up for Eclipse filming looking like the dork who went away to camp over the summer. A Team Jacob t-shirt says he will have a following! Other than me.

I likes it when they talk nerdy, nerdy to me. *slips on horn rimmed glasses & skips off for one on one computer class*

*guilty look*

Tay wont have any fire hydrant to jump TWP... I am still carrying the last one in my tote....

But yes Chaske... I need to get me my "sam"wow....

LOL!!

Oh yea. He can just trip, and fall into a puddle of water then. Bring out the shamwows to sponge him off!

Yes TWP he could just trip, fall into a puddle of water, and no shamwow this time..he can take off his shirt to dry himself off reaaaaallly slooooowlllly!

Oh I would love to be his personal Shamwow!!

Or spongebob squarepants... anything that lets me go on that bod of his...

LOL!!!

LOL! He may as well be made of velcro since we stick to him. Or just stick to sweatpants. ;-)

Sweatpants???

Sweat..... Pant.... sweat.... pant......

Sounds nice doesn't it???

*goofy smile on face*

LOL!
*does loser sign with fingers, kisses it and places on Ihowl's forehead*

I'm just messing with you! You crack me up!

hahah! I know as JMJ has so kindly "pointed" *giggles* out

I am the Wolf Pack Slut!!

Yay!

And tribe stories!!!!! That post was fun!

That too! It was fun. It was great to hear all of the stories and stuff.

Yes it was! I still remember your two wolves’ story! I told my mom...she wasn't as enthusiastic about it as me! LOL

LOL! Aw! I'm just glad I had the chance to share then. I love sharing stories. I may post more sometime at the hang out.

I-NEED-WOLF-PACK-NEWS!!!!!!

Sam's toe news would be okay too.... if I get a Tay/Chaske/Kiowa/Alex any Wolf Pack member's butt crack news - i would probably be the happiest Wolf girl Right NOW!!

LOL!
Ah yes IHowly, a pic of where the sun don't shine would be a reason for the pack girls to celebrate!!

I promise to get a picture of alexs butt when I see him in a few weeks...I'll ask him to go all bendy on me and take as many pictures as I can!

aaahh TSH! thank you, and lets just hope on that day he is wearing those very low rise "V" embracing tight jeans!

if he's not I can just pull them down and make sure they are low rise!!

butt crack!! ooooh i would loooove to see that!!!!!!! LOL!

wow who wouldnt want to c that??!!!

Who wouldn't? LOL

LOL!! yes!! who wouldn't????? now, where are the butt cracks??? i mean, but cracks!! plural.. show us all the wolf pack's butt crack!! LMAO!!

JMJ,lol!! a pic of their butt cracks all together like their wolfpack poster?

I will be satisfied with the front too!!!

LMAO!

Ihowly, now we know what a pic like that did to us with just one of them showin us the "the front"
Now with a the whole wolf pack...we'll never regain what little sanity we have left!!

LMAO!!! you are indeed the wolf slut among all of us!! you naughty ihowl!! *spank spank* hahaha.. =)

oh! Can Sam/Jake do the spanking thing...

I just want to keep myself pure for them!!!

*grin*

Thanks for the compliment though - you didnt see the sweat pant comment up there did you??

OK that better be a rhetorical question...!!!

LOL

Yes!!!! Could someone please find Charke and Kiowa! I've seen no news on them! Don't they have a myspace? I think TRP mentioned a blog...Take notes NMM.ORG! Take notes...

LOL

(please don't ban me!)

huh..where...did I hear Kiowa+TRP..awww doesn't it have a nice ring to it! lol

yes they have a myspace. and they even reply to the fans . such cool dudes.

I know...

*singsong voice*

Chaske... Kiowa.. come out come out where ever you are!!!

Well we know where Kiowa is hiding. His Myspace says he is on a month long holiday in Heidelberg, Germany for the month of June.

Niki, how far and how fast can you get there? ooooh "fast"...reminds me..quicky jakes

who cares!!!??!?

did you see the unicorn?!?

LMAO!!

OMG! Effing I read the post you sent me and I almost dropped my Laptop...

I was OMG OMG OMG... AAAHHHhhhhhhh!!!!

Ha!!

I figured those two words would be enough to get you over here!! LOL

what post! send it to me you horny sod! Don't hog all the smut!

LOL

Calm down.. **chuckles** ...I have no smut to share right now...

what happened was we were talking in the Peter post and this post came up, and LTCB was over there still talking so I sent her a comment that said "New post: Pattinson and a unicorn. See you in a few"

I knew that was MORE than enough info to get her not-so-innocent butt over here. that's all...

wait!
did you just call me a "horny sod"?!?!??! LMAO!!! Classic!!

I Heard That!!!

ROTFLMAO!!

Cover blown!!!

I am to innocent Effing...

stop spreading Lies!!! = P

Yea...sooo innocent...you come running at the first mention of Pattinson and unicorns...

**raises eyebrow**
not so innocent after all... LOL

**pats LTCB on back**
no worries, on the next Pattinson post, I will show you how to be truly innocent...

;)

LOL! Effing LOL!

LOL!! There you go.. " What would LTCB do?"

I'm gonna start making bracelets and hand them out

to all who are in the gutter... = P

Nah, that's alright...any other time we would look at that question, then look at a pic of Pattinson and all clearly declare: "What would LTCB do?"...NOT ENOUGH!!
 
LOL

Yeah I came running to the new post.. Im innocent Effing not

dead! LOL!! Everybody ran.. Peter's post was left in the dust..

I can't wait for that Rob post....but that's nothing new around

here... = P

Pats Effing back~

You can do it Effing.. Use the force... concentrate...

let the force guide you.. (Yoda talk) LMAO!!

LMAO!!
 
The whole time I will be thinking "What would LTCB do?"
 
That will surely help me out. LOL

Effing!!! I care! lol

Yes! I saw the beautiful unicorn!
Funny where it's located!

Is it symbolic?????

lol

exactly what I was thinking

wolves or vams don't matter where unicorns are concerned we all think alike.

Love it! LoL

it is the best symbol EVER!!

lol

We need to trademark that symbol... hell yeah!!!

OMG....YOU GUYS ALL HAVE YER MINDS IN THE GUTTER!


Wait.........that's I love you all


GOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM PERV!

Oh I missed you Team Perv!!

I was having to resort to being a perv with the girls at work....one of the interns is in love with Rob so I cam out the closet finally and admitted my love for the wolf pack!

DAMN! Where you been girl?? Were your ears ringing earlier today?? We were saying we missed you!!!

LMAO, talk about minds in the gutter, your name is TEAM PERV!

SHRUGS....can you blame me??

Rob.....unicorns.......enough said.

LOL

What are you talking about Team Perv? There are no unicorns in the gutter! Just Effing and Sparky... (lol)

You visit on occasion....

you should move here with us, it is prime real estate. LOL

Where's Sparkly.. She's missing the Unicorn...

SPARKLY... COME TO THE NEW POST!!!!

ROB AND UNICORNS...

(sending morse code thru keyboard)

I am here!
I am here!
Geeze, I have to have a life for a few hours, driving my kids around and what not...and THIS is what I miss? Rob and a unicorn??

Life is truly CRUEL!!!

*face down on floor, kicking feet and sobbing*
LOL

Aw! Sparkly you still there... Where did everybody go...

There all Unicorned out... Geez!

Geeze!

Had to take my kid to gymnastics!

I am missing all the fun!

*thinking of unicorns I am missing from Rob*

*sobbing*

LOL

Sparkly... LOOK! Up there... It is unicorns and Rob..

*jumping up and down, clapping hands*

I know...I know!



*talking to Rob's unicorn*

*sexy voice*



How would you like me to stroke you?

Fast and Rough...

Or Slow and Gentle, with a little twist of the wrist?? 



LMAO

Last I seen she was passed out in the old Pattinson post...I thought that when I mentioned Efron she came out of it, but I must have scared her off by saying it. LOL

No, I 've been in the bathroom throwing up ever since you mentioned the name! Thanks alot!
You gotta be more careful with that sh*t! It's dangerous!
LOL

She was moderated by a moderator...and I think she is trying to act innocent...I doubt that facade will last long!

LOL

LMAO
Me?
Trying to act innocent.
Nope...Sorry.
I don't think that's possible.
I was simply busy with the rugrats.
*cursing rugrats under my breath*
*mumbling* ...missed Rob's unicorn...last time I drive them anywhere!!

LOL

Yeah that's not gonna last long wait until she sees the word

Unicorn... It's gonna sound like:

kdjkjsidiakdkjwak oooohhhh aldkjafkjwo kjkalkd!!!

Yes I have! *guilty look*
But the collar and "Yes, Master" freaks me out...
I'm not sure I could handle the mortgage...

LOL

LOL screw the mortgage....didn't you hear what Effing said?? It's PRIME real estate.....trust me, it's worth the price tag :-D

aw...you dont have to wear the collar and say that stuff if you don't want too..

Just get a "turpentine" door mat, and Eddie will understand...perhaps you can be the gutter cook - we all love cookies!! LOL

LMAO!

Oh you know what to do with the Unicorn so go and bake cookies...

Now shoo!!

mmm...unicorn cookies...

OKAY!!!

**skips merrily to the kitchen**

lol

LMAO don't forget to share those damn cookies!

**wiping crumbs off my face**

oh....err...

share...um, no problem..

**frantically tries to make a new batch before TSH notices I ate all the other ones**

lol

you greedy unicorn loving perv!

Who am I kidding....

*pushes effining out the way and starts baking myself....*

after all who wants a cigarette after a unicorn when you can have cookies

**stumbles as TSH pushes me out of the way**
 
HEY!!
 
There is more than enough room in the kitchen for both of us to bake!
 
Geeze!
 
Here...
 
**hands TSH another unicorn-shaped cookie cutter**
...you are lucky I have a few of these...
 
LOL

mmrrhhh wrong room ...... who needs cookies when you get a unicorn

Now that is like a good girl!!

While you are at it... can you whip some chocolate syrup too???

I plan to do so R &R for this weekend!

Yes, but did you see the unicorn?

Pfffft... what the "horny" horse??? *trying to control the giggles*

I am planning my next step as the Wolf Pack Slut... so i need my full concentration for that!!

LMAO!

LOL Howl, no way, stick to your pack and we'll stick to our Edwards and unicorns!

That is what I was saying Kimmie..

We have our dragons - as Hazeena up there pointed out...

LOL!

hon would you come down to the beach please?

Aww! Too cute!

haha love the Unicorn hehe cute vid!!

that was so cute
i sure did miss wolf cub friday

i dnt know what was better, the cute baby wolve...... or the sexxi pix of robbie with the unicorn.......
ummmm..... sorry baby wolve... o already chose.... amd it ain't yooh

Oh my good god... that is soooo cute!!

Go Jaspers Girl!!! WOOOOOOOOO! Like mother like daughter!!!!

How absolutely adorable!!!! And way to start the day with Robert and a unicorn!!! :D

ha! its so cute!!!!! aww!

Can some1 explain the whole Rob/Edward unicorn thing?

Its just under the video!

Oh so next you're going to ask someone to explain why a rainbow is pretty!? =)

LMAO

You're being very bad with this post...you're going to send the dirty coven into a smut frenzy with this!!

NMM.org, you are too funny. Great answer! :)

LMAO!!!!

nice one!
Keeping it clean - well trying to anyway.
C'mon NMM.org what did you expect!!!???

lmao!!

LOL!! NMM.org...

Could you please explain, though, I don't understand it either!

That is the best unicorn ever!!

Thanks!

lol

haha perfect explanation! :)

I feel so spoiled! Thanks!

Hey, I don't get it either, could you please explain?

A unicorn is what Bella's character in one of the fanfics uses to symbolically represent that really good thing that happens during sex that makes your eyes roll into the very back of your head.

lmao

omg that was so adorable!

AHHHH LOOK AT PATTINSON IN THE CORNER WITH A FREAKIN UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!

*hyperventilating*

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

yay!!!

i wish it was rob howling instead of that guy.


but anyways, it's so cute :)
how does that guy do that?!

first

Good going JaspersGirl!

*high five*

Nice...wondered who would be first to get a new avatar!
Congrats

LMAO yes it didn't take long!

Congrats on first :) .... AHHHHHHHHHHHH so freakin CUTE!