robert pattinson your sooooooooo hottttttt1!!!!!!!!
your eyes,lips and your voice is like a magic spell on me
love your style

Hey; i love wolves and NessieandJacobforever; you 2 are totally write! and good call with the being half naked part!

i have to admit, that was an awesome vid. but im 100 % team Taylor/ Jacob. i dont think rob is a good inspiration to children if he drinks and smokes!!! its just not healthy. but Taylor is, and not only because hes not aloud :)

oooooh my, a good friend told me he had discovered my last video on this site. Then I got here today, look for the post and... OMG!! more than 400 amazingly warm comments... pfffh, I mean, this is so incredible for me!!!... I'm speechless, frankly, I don't even know what to say ... I am so surprised, so overwhelmed, so grateful, so happy... because today you had made me REALLY happy! Sorry if I'm not that eloquent, but I'm still so shocked and excited... Thank YOU very much for posting this here and thank you very much EVERYONE for your supportive words. You have no idea just how much I do appreciate it!

That totally made my day! Ah how I miss seeing that huge smile on him! Good Lord he is soooo gorgeous!

omfg!!!!!!!
thee sexiest man...........i totally forgot wat i was gonna say.... all of my clean thoughts just went out the window.....actually if u think about it, u can never have clean thoughts wen it comes to robert pattinson

This video beats any porn movie ever made! LOL

Those who dont find Robert attractive MUST see this video.
If they dont change their minds after seeing it, then they must be completely out of their minds!

Seriously... He is the most gorgeous man I have ever laid eyes on.
I have never found an actor so damn attractive!
Every little thing about him is so damn beautiful and sexy.

The video will definitely bring sweet, sweet dreams for me in the next few days! Lol.

OME
i love it sooo much
You know its like a horror movie for me
he is soo beautiful and sexy that i can'T look at him sometimes
well done

what is the name of the song?

Good Enough by Evanescence. One of my favourites.

whoever sent this in, i love you so muchh lol >3
robert pattinson is truely sex on legss
i cant gett over himm, he is and will always be my number 1
the most amaizng thing though is that i got to meet him, and not with all the rest of us screaming girls but just me and himmmm < yummmm x x x

you may have seen this youtube video and if you have I am sorry for the repeat.

I just saw it and well......you know the drill...drool, can't breathe, sweat, shake, moan, moan, moan, shower etc.
It does have some pics already seen but a few that I hadn't...so enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgSX2X5S66g

The picture showing on the vid right now almost looks like how he would look laying next to you in bed. Could you imagine waking up to THAT staring back at you? I would never go to work again.

I agree.

I would just quit everything.
Forget about everything and everyone and stay in bed for the rest of my days!
LOL

Hey guys: Morning everyone. Eonline.com has an article about guys wearing ties and suits during the summertime and Rob is one of the test subjects of the article. If anyone is interested.

um wow!!!! this just made my freakin day. THANK YOU LORD!

heart attack!!!!!! wow!

holy fricken wow!!!!!!! i'm like having a heart attack right now!

LMAO--

you have to read the description for this youtube video-- it cracks me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNwu-4yTTyY

Thought I'd share with my fellow twi hards :0)

Christ on a bike! WTF???!!!!
To wake up and be greeted by the Most Depressing Song Ever just isnt right. i feel like crap now. This is all your fault RISMR!! I'M CLINICALLY DEPRESSED NOW!!! (For the next hour)
LMAO the description is hilarious though :)

Now, THIS is funny (in my opinion):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxnm5VCJBfg


Or maybe i'm feeling heartless...

LOL

*hands SpankMe Prozac pills*

oh no! I didn't mean for you to actually watch the video, it IS uber depressing! The comment was just silly and made me giggle.

*hangs head in shame*

If you don't care for Prozac, I have some M&M's to cheer you up!!

*clicks on SpankMe's link*

PROM FAIL.. ROFFL!!! ok, THAT one makes up for A Fine Frenzy's sad song, for sure!

*snatches the M&M's and rips it open*
MMMMmmmmm...caaaaandy!!
Thats okay. Youre forgiven now. i just wanted to get candy without paying for it!! LOL!
*finds new link*
*chokes on M&M's*
OH THAT IS F*CKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Sh*t, RISMR, you gotta see this!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HaBiEtcAto&feat...
LMFAO!!!

I think i'm in a particularly heartless mood today!! Join me, RISMR!!

LOL! you should know by now that all you have to do is ask- and M&M's are at your service! but i DO enjoy your roundabout way of getting them for foree!!

holy $#!t!! I literally snorted like a freaking pig when I saw this! LMFFAO!!!

Being heartless is WONDERFUL. You've probably already seen this, but I find it funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z1MygrkDSI

"In the night I hear them talk, the coldest story ever told. Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul, to a woman so heartless" ---> our current mood song!

ROTFLMFAO!!!! HOLY CRAP THAT IS F.U.N.N.Y!!!!

Dirty Turtle!!!!!

LMFAO!! I cant stop laughing. i have Kanye West in the background as we speak "...how could you be so heartless..."

LOOOOOL

The sound that little turtle makes- and how his little tongue sticks out CRACKS. ME. UP!!!

"How could you be so Dr. Evil.." LOL!!!

LOL read it!!

Honest even I find the comments on the YouTube ridiculous - and the way the comments are written you can immediately tell that the person is not more than 14 yrs old.
Ex: Omigod! I looooove ths song it reminds me of the time Edward ha left Bella
I luv Twilight and I lv Emmett... (the spelling mistakes are deliberate)

Earlier it used to crack me up - but now it is not funny any more!

Gah- I know!

The person's comment didn't originally have the whole "..AND YES I'VE READ ALL FOUR BOOKS.."-- that was added sometime between today and the last time I went to look at that video!

Oh yes, if the comments, themselves, are not outrageous, the horrific spelling and grammar shows their true age!

How's the packing for La Push Principal Maul going?

I think the person had to add that coz of hate mail/comments that he/she (I have a STRONG feeling it is a "she") must have received!

You know, us Twilighters can be very pushy when it comes to the books and the characters!

Packing is going on good and strong - was just looking for the earthy/wooden perfume!!

Just now came to know that in MN there is going to be a convention where Chaske is going to attend. So I am trying to catch unsuspecting people into accompanying me!

I just re-clicked on that A Fine Frenzy video- apparently the person who posted it is a huge Jonas Brothers fan.. enough said.

Us? Pushy when it comes to our books/characters/actors? Understatement! LOL

Earthy/Wooden perfume.. I think Victoria's Secrets sells something similar.. is Chaske from Minnesota?? That's a good 7 hours from where I live- I'll start making a giant potato sack, so you can bag him and run!

OMG LOL! Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!

So the convo at my house will be something lie this today evening-

HUbby- so honey anything interesting happened at your work?
Me- Yes! RIMR and I hatched a plan to go and kidnap Chaske a-la Borat/Pam style with a potato sack!

HUbby - *nodding head distractedly* uh-huh what else is new?? I have heard the suitcase plan and this is the new Potato sack plan??

LMAO.. and the conversation continues as:

IH2: What else is new.. hmmm.. gonna need you to clean out/create room for a guest.. He will be staying with us.. indefinitely!

I am too decent to stalk him like the frizz haired chick!

If (a big IF) i ever see him walking on the street I will probably embarrass myself by going up to him and just asking about his experiences with NM and then in full public view fainting!

Borat + Pamela?? no I haven't seen it!!!!!

*rushing to You Tube*

Ok, that's understandable.

If i ever ran into RP in the street.. I'm pretty sure it would go something like me catching a glance at him, blushing profusely- and then too shy or dumbfounded to ever approach him.

Borat and Pamela scene is hilarious!

This clip isn't the best- but it's the only one I could find:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOhsfhVWKtI

Description- Borat loves Pam. He goes to an autograph signing- ends up proposing to her and trying to kidnap her. LOL. You can see the pretty sack he's holding- that's what I'll make for you!

OMG! And the person is saying not to post any NM comment??!!
This is waaay too funny for a Tuesday Morning!

Exactly! Understatement of the century!

*making plans to visit Victoria's Secret for the Red Thongs and the perfume*

No Chaske is not from MN - he is from ID but lives in NY - just 3 hours away from me!!!!!!!

*blush*

Oh! pleasy please please do that!! If nothing - I will be carrying a suitcase larger than myself just in case I can fit him in. (Will make sure that the material is tough - in case he fursplodes in it!)

Chaske is only three hours away? WHY HAVEN'T YOU STALKED HIM YET? That should be like, your weekend festivity. LOL. If you need someone to help you stalk, I can help! But only til Remember Me is done filming-- then you're on your own. LMAO!

Have you seen Borat? Where he proposed to Pamela Anderson? I have something in mind like that for you to bag Chaske- pun intended. I'll look into fursplode-proof materials!

*yawns*

good morning, all!

Glad to see that I haven't missed any new news... yet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNyAPp99R3s
should this song be in new moon?
possible places for it are:
-during the cliff diving scene when Bella realises she going to drown and she stops fighting
-When she drifts into unconsciouness after the cliff dive
-when Bella and Alice are on the plane to volterrra
-after Bella and Alice rescue Edward in Volterra
-as Bella drifts off to sleep in the car ride home

so what do you guys think????

why does this man make me stop breathing each time i see him ?

* can't breathe..............*

need a minute...or two...or three...or ........etc etc etc.

When we see something of beauty our breath is taken away as a way of showing respect to a higher power for making such a beautiful thing for us to behold

Can I get an amen?

My husband walked passed as I was watching and he went into a least a 2 minute eye roll...I was as giddy as a school girl watching!

i jsut choked on my cerea....he is soo damn hot!
*i need the Heimlich maneuver!!*

Double post, not sure why, lol, so changing it, i already seen this vid of rob on utube some days ago, it's pretty well done :)
Where is Kristen?`!!!! MIA ...

Wanna channel the Kristen's style/vibe?? I love Kristen's fashion, sense of style. She totally rock us with her simple and at easy style :)

http://twilightersanonymous.com/ask-alice-may-2...

OMG...he is gorgeous...words fail me right now!!

I just forgot how to form sentences watching that video. How will I function at work today??? He's so incredibly hot!! sigh....Thanks for posting that....

I'm going to be 28 next month and I feel the same way I did when I had my thing for NKOTB back in the pre-teen years....... LOL Actually my husband thinks it's worse LOL

Absolutely DEVINE!!!!!!!

That was rad...OMG...He is gorgeous....Beautiful...Amazing...The dictionary should invent a word for how Rob is...really...

Mmm... maybe amabeautihotsexygorgeous??

Ah... forget it, there're just no words to describe him...

OMG I totally missed this post yesterday!!

I decided to log in for a minute at work and now my whole working day is practically down the drain, cause I just keep staring at this vid again and again and again and again….

My heartbeat keeps picking up every time I press the play button, my hands are getting sweaty, my fingers are trembling and a feverish blush is creeping up my face….no need to tell I’m getting moisty in a certain area…

*sighs deeply*

*sighs again*

I’m at work, damnit!!

This man’s hotness is illegal!!

*presses play again*

I'm just gonna post this cause it looked kinda sad with only 399 comments.....And I think I'm all alone here........It's the middle of the night and I'm wide Awake

Damn... need a smoke now!!

You and me both, girl!

Isn't that funny how you only have to look at a picture of him and it gives you the urge for a cigarette? And I don't even smoke.

Well I do! And it totally gives me the urge to smoke one.

It's like post-coïtal, haha....

I totally love this young man, my daughter and i keep fighting for who is the best and as i´m an Edward lover, she is a Jacob lover, she is 15 and i´m 40...can you imagine? I tell her that i prefer Edward because as i´m older i can truly appreciate what a man is supposed to act like with a woman, and thats what really atracted me about Edward, but this face of Rob is perfect....mmmm....

I'm speechless. And I think my clothes just melted. THAT was so forking hot. Just when I thought to myself he couldn't possibly get any hotter, I see this. I think i just held my breath through that entire video as well. Fork me. Literally.......

okay, got my words back now so here they come.......perfect, beautiful, handsome, amazing, breathtaking, HOT, sexy, gorgeous, fantastic, brilliant, mind blowing, unbelievable, unreal(and yet sooo real), magical, dazzling, effervescent, sparkling, and what the hell I'll even throw pretty in there.

The scruffy look is totally HOT!!! ahhhhhh i love it:)

Id pee my pants if they made one of Taylor Lautner.
:D

PICTURE OF JACKSON RATHBONE IN THE LAST AIRBENDER!!
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/post/14125532...

GENUIS VIDEO!
most definatly robporn lmao.

welllll everyone
IM GOING TO BE GONE TILL SATURDAY! I HAVE NO IDEA IF ILL HAVE ACCESS TO A COMP. BUT PRAY I DO. LOL. OR I'LL HAVE A VERY UGLY WITHDRAWL. LMAO.

MISS YOUU ALL AND NMM
*lip trempling and eyes water*
its ok, i can be strongg.

OH MY!

This is totally TwiPorn right here!!!!!

That has left me in a hot flush! Whatever he is chewing on a coffee stirrer, or a toothpick??? I want to be it. Such a cute smile♥

just wanted to thank everyone who provided a link to Wide Awake. it ruined my weekend.... not that I mind in the least! lol I started reading on Friday and as soon I started there wasn't one second that went by that I didn't think about it until I caught up to the end of it today. I loved it, especially Dark Edward lol can't wait for the next chapter.

HOLY GZUS MARY AND JOSEPH! That honestly had me squirming... does he have even the slightest clue what he does to people...Oh the things i would to to that sexilicious hunk of delicious man hotness!

*proceeds to fantasize*

I agree....that was the best I have seen yet. FANTASTIC!!!! He is gorgeous!!!

I can't take it anymore. I told myself not to put any effort in trying to locate the Remember Me script. My efforts are useless and I have no self control when it comes to Rob. This video montage is not helping at all with my effort to ween off my robsession. I can't seem to shake it off. This is not normal. At any rate, does anyone know where I can find the script to Remember Me? I want to read it...because I don't think I can re-start reading the twilight series again. It will be like my 7th time reading all 4 books in 9 months. Not good.

Much thanks!

i heard it used to be on the internet and then was taken off. but mine was emailed to me from someone who saved it before it was taken off. i'm not on my usual computer, otherwise i would send it to you. sorry. :(

Well I don't know about the rest of you, but I lost my breath. Dang!! That was super super HOT. He cannot make a bad picture. He's hot,with soo many sexy expressions. No one like him in the universe. We love you Rob. Love the way you take all this in stride, and not let fame change you. Please stay that way. It's soo refreshing. Love my twi-friends,too. Sweet dreamsto all. A cinch after seeing this,huh? DROOL

hey vamplover!!!!!!!

*waves at vamplover*

omg I havent seen you in forever! How ya been?

loving your avatar btw :)

Hey just bella!! I'm fine. I had to go out of town for a couple of weeks,so I wasn't on here . I sure enjoyed the video of Mr. Testosterone, tonight ,though lol. Whew!!! He's almost toooo much to be legal.  Thanks for responding. I've missed talking to you, too. I love this site and the friends on here. Take care. Waving back !

om nom..

unicorns are flying everywhere!

so, how long do you think it'll take to drive to France from Newfoundland?
i'm willing to sit through the whole movie, listening to it in french, and trying to see over big pouffy hair just to see it!

so so sexy! it makes me blush to see it!, some parts are a bit creepy also... Thanks to "the maker"! (both the video, and Robert parents!!!) hahahaaa :)

:P haha
parents.

*smiles & waves frantically*

I'M BAAAAACCCK!!!!!! :D

2 weeks of not being able to log in & comment SUUUCCKS!
my computer, disqus & nmm.org are able to play nice again :)


and to be welcomed back with 5min 16 sec of PURE HOTNESS....
well thats just fab-f*ckin-tastic!!!



*plays video again*

Welcome back! Glad to see you got things fixed and got back in time for this delicious video!

*hugs breesmom*

I'm so happy to be back, you have no idea!
and thank you soo much for being nice and positive to me during my grey face moment!!
You were the only one to recognize me during my tough times :)

well effing did too but she wasn't very supportive, surprise-surprise LOL

I'm just happy to see your smiling, colorful avatar face! And glad to see your gray-face days are behind you.

welcome back just_bella! i just got back recently too! i've been telling everyone:

"yeah, um...i was out of town for a couple of days. personal reasons"

*smiles*

this vid was such a nice way to be welcomed back.

aren't you a little young for this "porn"

lol

at 21? HALE NO!

lol. ;)

LOL

welcome back

made me blush

i'm gonna have to go work out too! i only have a few months until he sees me in knoxville! lol

night! ;)

OMG! thank you! i don't think i breathed for a few minutes!

you would have laughed so hard at me. i almost fell off my chair cause i was staring so intensely at the part about his mouth.

oh geez...

I am laughing.......

Time for my "Dancing With the Stars" exercise so that in Nov. when Rpatzz sees me he will fall down at my feet, beg me to marry him and carry his baby.

night baby girl!!!!

sweet dreams

no! can you give me the link please?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJDbraCmh4

enjoy sweetie!!!!

what?! there's a second part?!?!?!?!?!?!? where?!?!?!?!

you didn't know there were two?

thanks, my dear! it's good to be back! =)

you do know when you watch both parts 1 and 2 of this video together you "combust"

Hey MB!

LMAO! good one!

technically i HAVE been here, I was just experiencing some computer problem & couldn't log in to comment.

I commented a few times as a grey face *shudders* but no one recognized me :(

Yeah this video is...words cannot describe!
Dont know if I should watch it again or catch up on old posts...

*thinks it over*

yep, gonna watch again!

wow, that must have sucked! and to do all that as a grey-face must have been awful. lol. glad everything's back to normal!

oh yeah being a grey face SUCKS!

which reminds me...

*hands MB bag with cookies*

So happy to be back i had no choice but to celebrate with cookies ;)
now I have to go scold at effing, she wasnt very supportive during my grey face stage!

LOL

true... oops.

if you really want to get at her, try being overly nice and smotheringly girly! that should do the trick. i can hear her now:

"what the f&$* is up with you giving me all this girly $#!t tonight?!"

yay!!!!

*enthusiastically grabs bag of cookies and rips it open*

*with mouth full*

"yeah, you should definitely go do that! i can imagine she wasn't too receptive to the grey-face era. have fun!!!"

not sure how to do it though,
*scold" and "effing" in the same sentence sounds like something she would actually ENJOY!!

LOL

OMG THAT WAS HOTT damn the beginning i thought if we went any lower we would see his member which would have been awesome lol XD

3:13 - 3:39 is my favorite part for obvious reasons...smokin hot!

TOTALLY SEXY/. LOVE IT THANK U. HIS SMILE WOULD MAKE ANYBODY SMILE.

HEY GUYS..I JUST WNTED TO POST DIS HERE..AM AVIN TROUBLE BELIEVING THAT DIS INTERVIEW IS TRUE...ITS BOUT ROB PATTZ..KRISTEN STEWART..AND NIKKI REED...KRISTEN TALKS BOUT HW ROB ND MICHEAL ANGARANO ARE GD FRIENDS ND DEY HANG OUT AT BARS..AVE NEVA SEEN DEM 2GETHER B4

http://www.twifans.com/profiles/blogs/rob-krist...

ps..cnt spell his micheal's second name..lool

First of all congratulations, kudos and compliments (what is the right thing to sa???) to Biel for creating not one but 2 master pieces of unadulterated pleasure for RP lovers everywhere.........

Again I find myself wanting to thanks Mr & Mrs Pattinson for creating such a genetic miracle, Rob is Perfection! So again Thank you, You must be so proud, we are eternally grateful (even with the rising costs of washing and drying panties) and totally smitten and incapacitated somewhat by your creation......

I can't say anything else without getting banned and arrested!

Stunning tribute! MIAOW!!!

he is very scrummy.

I could make him better all day !

check out part 1 and another posted by feathers on page one of the comments

Wow. *applauds*.
You managed to string some intelligent sentences together on this post!
Not easily done.

I've watched it many times now. I really should sleep.
Do you think it's wrong to get off on a YouTube vid.......LOL

Thank you, it took me 3 hrs to be able to string a coherent sentence together, before then I was replying to ther people's comments and watching this video and athe other 2 posted on here.................

I logged off around 2am I just had to get away before the laptop got seriously damaged ....lol

You can get off anyway you like - this I feel is a better way then most, at least it's relatively safe..... happy...wet dreams my dear.

not if i need a shamwow every single time i see your avatar! ;)

i love the way phoenix put it..."genetic miracle". LOL

LOL

She has a way with words......

Glad to see our avatars are still working their magic :).... I have to see him everyday! Gets a little hot in here sometimes.......Lol

Morning MB

thank you it's the only way I can describe him. I know perfection doesn't really exist but seriously he's so damn near, he must be a miracle! Everything about him is great, no difect that I can see, even when he's not looking his best is way above everyone else's average..... how is that possible!!!!

Ok I need to do some work before I loose my job......lol

laters

OMG it is way too crowded in here. Too much Rob loving going on here for me. I'll leave you to it girls.

That was SOOOO hot!!! He even made smoking look hot! Seriously, how the video was edited and stuff was so good! And the music... the whole thing was just freaken AMAZING!

all i have to say is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy mother of all that is robert pattinson he is really the hottest guy i have a friend who says he is uglier than dirt and i had the sudden urge to punch her and i did lol not hard but still who agrees with me she has no taste

WOW that is the BEST rob montage ever made!!! iv already got it on my ipod!!lol

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!..
no comment..!!! :0
ahh..like ..y..hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt..soooooo hotttttttttt..
his umm woooooooooooooooowww...

o ***** :P robert is so ***** hot :P yummee

I just finished the video now...yes I'm not a Robsessed LOL

But I'm not blind either, so I can see why everybody was drooling on Twitter LMAO!

Geez...Rob is hot...but Jackson is HOTTEST! :-P

I watched the video a second time...and I'm laughing my a$$ off!
The song is so suggestive!!
LMAO!!

129 days 6 hours 12 minutes and 20 seconds
129 days 6 hours 12 minutes and 19 seconds
129 days 6 hours 12 minutes and 18 seconds
129 days 6 hours 12 minutes and 17 seconds
129 days 6 hours 12 minutes and 16 seconds

PUMPED/STOKED/JOYUSE/HAPPPYY/EXSTATIC!!!
CAN"T WAIT

This is torture! ..Sheer torture! Why would you make us want something so much that we can't have?!! Arrgg!....dying in lust!!

sooooooooo hottttttttttttttttttttttt

I watched 1st part too and it's almost as amazing as this one! This one has better song, though.

My kingdom for some batteries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO

LOL. you're too much woman!

WOW.........THAT WAS AMAZING

Holy... hyperventilate. I am SO glad I waited until getting home to watch this. Is it getting hot in here? Oh wait, that's just Rob. *licks lips*

must agree, i like how they use the classy beat with his picture makes it more sexy

definitely gets u into an orgasm lol wow

u see his sexiness in a different perspective

*gasp* so... beautiful..... is anyone else practiaclly droolin?? xD he's so hot..... *watches video* *hyperventalating because he's so beautiful* *faints* *sigh*.... he's just amazing... *faints*

Oh my gosh!!! I love him!!!!

LMAO at this vid! He is so sexy! A true sex-god!!

LOL ... I feel the need to share. My husband was just having a one sided conversation with me for about two minutes. I looked up, completely unaware that he was talking to me, because I was otherwise detained. He got so mad and told me that he was going to throw my laptop out the door.

He will rip this thing from my cold dead fingers.

hahahahahha NO BODYS HUSBAND LIKE ROB! TRUST ME LMAO!!!

My husband has a "man-crush" on Edward and doesn't mind me thinking Rob is hot at all,
I am lucky though :)

Luck ee !! Mine's not that bad. He says he's not jealous, but you know how that goes. He actually has a crush on Kristen and Megan Fox. We just went to see Transformers 2. I told him that this was his time, November was my time!! hehehe

Yes, Nov will be a magical time for us! ;)

Transformers 2 was good, just hated how every two seconds there was a shot of MF boobs or her a$$...
then again, maybe they can do some Rob crotch shots for us in November!

Oh, yea, I liked Transformers 1 and 2, Megan Fox is a b*tch though, lol.
Shia LaBeouf did a great job, in my opinion :)

ummmmm way lucky!!!! actually lucky isnt the right word lol, if every husband could be like that~ it would save us alot of trouble lmao

Yea he is "team Edward", he read and loves all 4 books, although we argue about whether or not Edward was right for "letting" Bella have the baby in Breaking Dawn.

He claims if I was pregnant and near death like that he would have ended the pregnancy, he HATES Rosalie, lol.

He and I already are excited to see New Moon :)

But, he is a Harry Potter fan, so the whole being a fan of fantasy novel series is nothing new.

OMG thats TwiABUSE and it is not tolerated....Kick his A** honey...tell him his just jealous that Rob's pop is bigger and better than his...LMAO....

Yeah, that would go over well. I can see me hitting him over the head with the laptop multiple times.

"Don't ... interrupt me ... again!! This is Rob time."

LMAO well I guess that will do but you might screw up the computer and that means no more rob....I would rather kick him where it hurts....LMAO.....

LMAO!!!! That's how it is everyday for me. I'm constantly like, "errr..what did you say?" hehe, we are distracted so easily by our Robbie. :)

hey thats for telling me what the name that that fan fiction was its really good! (aside from all the smutt) really good story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I'm glad you enjoyed it! But if you're talking about WA, I wasn't the one to give you the link. Cause, I don't post ff links here on NMM. We aren't supposed to post it here cause it's for 18 and up. But glad that someone gave it to you, so now you can enjoy the story just as much as the rest of us. :)

LOL ... I think I am making him madder because I am still laughing that he is mad.

I can't help Rob is distracting me from reality.

Poor guy, he just doesn't understand what a pic will do to us girls...let alone a video of all things sexy Rob. :)

Okay i just relized that theres not picture of his POP....WTF PPL..........****sobbing**** Life is so unfair........

It's gonna be ok don't cry... here ya go Robs sugar lumps will cheer you up......
This always makes me you know like REALLY HAPPY!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCi2o7OmhYY

hahaha oh my goodness, that made my night :)

i KNEW it was gonna be this one! sugar lumps is AMAZING!!!! :D

thank you this went straight into favourite with part 1 and 2

Geez need water proof laptop...............

DAMN!!

Thanks A LOT covered_in_feathers your video made me do this AGAIN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20HTTZWQJSA lol

Oh my.......My mind just went Bye bye and my body just went H_E_L_L_O ROB PATTINSON....LMAO

i know exactly what you meen......
That video has the most POP I have ever seen......I LOVE IT!
The other day my husband caught me singing sugar lumps....He wanted to know why I liked that song so much and for once I was speechless! I had no idea what to tell him...It's not like I could tell him because of Rob...He has told me before that he is so tired of competing with Rob!!
LMAO!

ROTFLMAO...Mine Just Backs Away slowly and acts stupid......He knows that he wont win...LMAO

I was captivated in the beginning but couldn't stop laughing at the end of the clip. How many close-ups were there of his manhood?

Hahahahaha

Not enough!!
LMAO!

What did it take to to get him to back away act, stupid and realize he can't win against Rob!? I really would like to try it on my jealous hubby.....lol!

Lots and lots of lonely nights alone while i googled everything rob ,,including his pop. lmao....

This video has every kind of Rob porn..... I LOVE IT!

"Sex on legs" how effin HOT!

Oh the things I could do to this man...OH and the things I would let him do to me!

Oh Rob why do you tease us like this!?

More Like Hard core sex on legs...LMAO....haha I said HARD......LMAO

I like it "Hard" Core! LMAO!

f***ck hot!

I likey some Rob boxers ... this is replacing my other Rob video compilation that is currently bookmarked. Phenominal job!

There are no words, just moans and screams and unicorns.

hahahaha so TRUE!

oh and wouldnt you ahte to be Robs hairstylist for the events. Cos you would have it all set perfectly, then he would just tug his fingers through it and mess it up.

Not that we mind the messy hair *drool*

omg, right whenever the "mr sex on legs" thing came up in this vid.... my mom walked in the room....

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
Quick! Improvise!!

LOL

God he's f*cking sexy as sin!

I want to *beep* his *beep* and then and climb on him and *beep* his brains and *beep* *beep* *beep* *BBBBBEEEEEEPPPPPP*!!!!!!!

Hale yeah that was fun!!!!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!
And they say us women havent got any imagination?

LOL

yeah if you're anything to go by miaow! Obviously mistaken

Ahhhh....Phoenix, i'm afraid the kinkiness must come to an end...for now.

I'm sure as hell coming back on tomorrow...that is, if you havent found a new Kinky Partner by then

(i hope you dont) ;)



Ciao bella!!



LOL

ciao bellezza

no new kinky partners need to finish writing something then bed for a few hours sleep, if I manage.

You'll find me tomorrow........... Buona notte sogni d'oro dolcezza!

A complete moron. And put Rob in mix and no other imaginations compare. lol

LMAO!! Made me laugh ;)

EV says she needs her shamwow everytime she talks to me. Because she laughs so much and spits on her screen. lol

Okay, this just helped me understand why I think he's so flipping HOT! I haven't had a crush on a star since I was like eleven. I was thinking I should go to therapy because of him. And now this video has sent me over the deep end.

The video sent you over the deep end?!?! Girl, I'd think that standing next to the man alone would have done it!!! You are soooooooo lucky!

But, srsly, I admire your patience, not to mention having to wait in high heels, to get a chance to meet Rob. And how awesome that you took the time to send in the pic and all of the details of your encounter with him.

You rock!!!

Oh Oh Robert! What you do to me! Holy HOT Video!


now, all i am going to say, is ANy girl who Rob is with is VERY lucky! Kristen Stewart if your not with this man, get your brain working because he is a SEX GOD!

thud inducer indeed !!! thesaurus should include a new entry in its roster of words

rob pattinson synonymous to sexy ;)

OMG....He had me at "take off our clothes"

I just totally realised I had yet to comment, I got too enthralled by the video! Better say a few words.... He's a fu**ing god!!

*Bookmarks page before scrolling back up to watch video again!*

lol

I wonder if he knows just how hot he actually is? If he has the slightest clue of the effect that he has on us? All he has to do is just stand there and woman literally sigh and hyperventilate. I almost feel like a fan of a boy band or something with the responses that I have to photos of him. It is so odd.

But it has been years since an actor has had this effect on me.

I remember going to see Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall and Interview with the Vampire when I was in high school, thinking no guy could get hotter than this.

He has been officially trumped.

I totally agree with you. Brad was IT!!! Now it's like...Brad, who?

I would love for us to be flies on a wall and have him read all of our posts!!!!!

That was just toooooo freakin hot for words to describe. its early morning here in australia and i didnt know if my heart would take it at such an early time. But i survived and am happy that i did just so that i can watch it again.

Cullenfanatic I havent been into any actor or singer in years eager!! i am 22 and the last i remember was when i was 13 hehe. Rob just came at the right time. *sigh*

WOOOOW! That`s now my fav vid!!
He looked delicious in every pic!
That`s sex on a stick alright
..or to legs or whatever...I need to calm down....

OH.MY.GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies*

RIP Scank...LMAO

OMG I just totally started flirting with my computer!
WTF?!?

That was one AMAZING video indeed!
Rob is divine.

My 5 minutes in heaven.. over and over again. It's way too easy to replay this.

LMAO! I hope noone walked in as you were flirting with your computer!

I mean I cant blame u, who could control themselves watching that?

Luckily I'm home alone! LOL

EXCUSME ME.....While I go change my underpants........Seriously people he's is just too SEXY for words!!!

How many times is too many to watch this??? Wish it had a "continuous play" option. Although, then my computer might eventually melt down because Rob is so freaking HOT!

And the background music is fabulous...

omg, great video....I am wondering why I am so oddly turned on by Rob taking off a jacket....mmmmm...

*sing song voice*
"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes RPattz
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes RPattz
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on"

Umm... yea... that's all what I can REALLY say in here... err... the others... eh those stay... away.... ;-)

*drools*

"(Rob hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Rob just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Rob hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Rob just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Baby make it ah, ah"

Oh, if he would just show us a little more ah, ah!!

and bring on the singing!

lol theres always someone....

lol... of course... when your own words fail you to describe what Rob does to you, well... there's always the mighty use of songs to TRY and describe... LOL

very PC of you Ceci I like in a platonic kind of way. I'm not yet safe to comment..... I just read other people's comments for now..................

LMAO... oh girl... I doubt you'll find coherent words to describe this video... lol that's why I sang that song... I failed the right words... HALE, any words for that matter... lol
;-)

I recognise the words but the fog Rob created in my brain is not lisfting and I can't work out who sang it and how it goes................ the man is a menace a weapon of muss female distruction.......... lol

The only thing I can come up with so far (clean that is) is:

PERFECTION!!!

LOL... well the CLEAN word is right on the dot my dear!!! And I know that the DIRTY ones are also right on the dot... LOL!!

Here goes the video of Nelly, the singer of "Hot in Herre"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaE1K_vUTuU

ha ha ha Nelly of course - fog still not lifted. Looking at my comment to you and I notice all the spelling mistakes, I can't even spell properly lol thank you
----- Original Message -----
From: Disqus
To: mp3phoenix@blueyonder.co.uk
Sent: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 1:29 AM
Subject: [newmoonmovie] Re: 100% Robert Pattinson Sexy Video Compilation


TheLionFellInLuvWithCeci wrote, in response to PhoenixMP3 Rob Peek-a-Boo BBs:

LOL... well the CLEAN word is right on the dot my dear!!! And I know that the DIRTY ones are also right on the dot... LOL!!



Here goes the video of Nelly, the singer of "Hot in Herre"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaE1K_vUTuU

Link to comment: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/07/100-robert-...

--
You may reply to this email to post your response. To turn off notifications, go to your Disqus settings at: http://disqus.com/settings/notifications/

LOL... you're welcome girl ;-)

Well Well Well....look what scank is taking off her clothes now.....LMAO....tut tut tut.....

LMAO... well you beat me to it, but now I'm right behind ya... lol!

ROTFLMAO

The mod is being a bad influence on your innocent self.. turn away RR before you get corrupted by all the filth!!

lmao

TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM butt naked and running around like theres no tomorrow.....haha Its gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes...LMAO.....Ceci So started this first.......**** if anyone sees a naked Scank running down the road its me....LMAO

I'm pretty sure thats like illegal.... well everywhere!! Why are you running down the road butt naked? Are you drunk or just trying to find Rob?

LMAO

Yea yea....Let a hot tight pants cop with HANDCUFFS come find me.....he'll be the one on the ground with his hands behind his back LMAO...and im running down the road because I ran out of POPS and it was hot in here DUH!!!!!!!!!!! Gawd scank....keep up with RR.....

God help him!! ;)

Sorry RR, I don't have much.... well any experince in public displays of nudity, I will let that be something you do by yourself! You truly are a popsicle loving skank!

LOL

*Singing along*

I LOVE that song. I won't be able to listen to it the same way anymore. LOL

*Singing along*

I LOVE that song. I won't be able to listen to it the same way anymore. LOL

Haha... sorry... just made it that much HOTTER for you now... ;-)

*wipes fog from computer screen* WOW! That made me catch my breath and just stare. Whoever made this has a true gift for capturing the perfection of Rob *sighs* He doesn't have to try and be sexy he is sexy!

I would LOVE... You run my fingers through his hair!

He is to H.O.T!

If Rob step foot in my house.. the fire alarm would go off! :D

The Oscars, he was so hot at the Oscars.

And they showed my all time favorite, his v neck black shirt and button flies ... *sigh*

Would you not have loved to have been on that shoot where him and Kristen were completely drenched the entire time and he is carrying her. My fantasies come alive.

i noticed at the oscars his hair fluffing was much more restrained. his stylist prolly threatened him so h wouldnt mess up his groomed hair lol.

i didnt particulary like the pics of them in the rain or any from that EW shoot....it was a bit weird... but if it was just rob in the rain,... all soggy,... and sad,.... and needy and.....*drifts off into own world*

sooo beautiful, but what new moon spoilers were there?? ohh but soo beautiful

wow wasnt breathing for most of it.....i cant get over him!!! he is just so sexy!!!

Oke time for a very cold shower...

* saving video in favourites*

"....meet Mr sex on legs!"

I wish.

Oh God, NMM.org are you trying to kill me?

There are just way too many delicious moments in that video to comment on!

Rob's smile and laugh is such a turn on!! Beautiful man he is!!!

Oh man, I just posted this on the other thread...glad it made it here!!

Well, I mean, come on...there are no words.....

All I can say is:

I love his deeeeeep V
I love how he bits his lips
I love his long wonky legs
I love his long feet (and he's pigeon toed, gotta love that)
I love his effing hands and long fingers
I love his eyes
I love his hair
I love his LAUGH, it's the best

I worship him, I adore him, I lust after him...

I LOVE HIS POPSICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

LMAO!!!!

uuuu popsiclee!!! yuuummm

*buying 130948719384 of popsicles*

you know what they say bout big feet... *wink*

AMEN!
i agree with you 110%

No dirty comments yet?

*raises brow in suspicion*

Well.. we can't have that now can we...

^%$^$#%*&^()*&^$^%#$#^)(* HOLY EFFING HELL! HE LOOKS EFFING F*CKTASTIC IN ALL OF THESE ^%$^$#%*&^()*&^$^%#$#^)(*

that wasn't too bad.

*clears throat, cleans up*

Now that that's out of the way...

Excellent!!!!!!

Erm I wanted to write something, but it's just...........he is....(censored) and I would like to (censored) him and I would like him to (censored) me and even more LOL

lol- nice censorship! :0)

LMAO!

well actually agava I would (censored) his (censored) and then ( censored) on him so he could (censored) and after that we would(censored) all night long

:D

*high five*

**high five**

that was my other version **wink**

lmao!

Damn mods:(

WOW... This guy ist just too hot, sexy, cute, awesome... to be true :)) OMG!!

SEXY <3

Nice...Are they finish filming Remember Me... It's time for eclipse ...Gonna watch Harry Potter midnight its gonna be cool...

i admit i hit rewind and paused it on his abs...i still have goosebumps

OK, I really don't give a damn where my post is, cause I HAD to watch the vid before I commented!

Im off to watch it again!

i'm right there with you Jo.

I'm so starved of Charlie news I'm eyeing up Rob!

There's absolutely nothing wrong with eyeing up Rob!

Especially since we are the most news deprived ppl on here!

Rob news...check

Wolf pack news...check

Volturi news...????

At least there has been a couple of Volturi family post recently HOWEVER, let me be clear about this Summit...
WE WANT, NO WE NEED THE VOLTURI GUARD IN ALL THEIR BAD A$$ HUNKY GLORIOUS VAMPNESS AND WE NEED IT NOW!!!!

Charlie is my Number 1 priority of course!
But I'm also dying to see what Michael Sheen looks like as Aro!

Come on Summit sort it out!

Yumm...
Breaking dawn Sims 3 Style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owrbWNfZ2A

i loved it! <3
the end was cute. :)

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
nough said!
LOL
one more...
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Oh my good, can a man be so sexy, yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

The beginning was to die for....loved it!

You girls crack me up, i was kinda scared to read the comments....all good (clean?) so far...no open smut....yet!

Well, I was started writing something really bad....but knew it would not have lasted long before it got removed. LOL!

I know what you mean, usually all the smut has been removed before i get to read it!

I did manage to read some before it was moderated the other day on the half naked Kellan post....

ROTF LMFAO!!!

I am rather surprised myself. I'm sure that very soon things will get intense for my victorian sensibilities and I'll have to excuse myself though.

: )

Ah, Good Evening Good Sir!
How are "we" this fine ( and dammit clean) evening?

**mind drifts off....Sir...oh yes SIR!**
Fan Fic strikes again!

I am quite well, thank you.
And yourself?

My avatar thanks me that I have not yet read the Fanfic you are referencing and does not understand the way you lit up at "sir". He's a bit of a prude that way.

Good gracious!
I hope i did not offend thy gentle sensibilities

However , hang around here and "thy gentle sensibilities" will be swept well and truly under the carpet!
Enjoy!

Hahaha that's the truth.

I dare say Sir your gentle sensibilities will be swept into the gutter with the rest of us. I am suprised myself at the restraint on this post..... lol

By 'great pace' do you mean the super-slow-mo pan of Pattz's perfect body...? ;)

Thank you NMM.org for this awesome sexy video of Robert Pattinson and for the multiple unicorns that will immediately follow after watching this video.

the world is so much happier now! :D
those pictures were awee-mazee-ingg!

p.s. can he hug me instead of himself?

oh goshh *sigh*
Robert Pattinson you are tooo sexy&hott!:D
-those beautiful eyes
-that muscular body
-those yummy lips
-that beautiful hair
Ahhhh i love you(:

"but i cant help myself ,you are sooo mouthwatering" LOL.

ohh....how mouthwatering....

i had to change my panties before even pressing play with that eye porn omg hes an effing sex god

LOL :D

LOL :D

LOL :D

OK, I have to have this artical here again:

"The whole film is Robert Pattinson giving Kristen Stewart "THE LOOK." Whenever Pattinson isn't staring at Stewart, he's staring into the camera, giving us THE LOOK too. The film is relentlessly hard selling Pattinson. The most egotistical actor in the world couldn't wish for more close-ups.

Men, you have to see this film. If you don't you'll never understand women. This is the full-strength version of what films like 'The Piano" only hinted at. THIS is what women want: red-lipped, gay-looking, emo-handsome men who are intensely...I mean intensely, I mean intensely to the exclusion of all else...intensely interested in their chosen woman. Women want the right man to give them THE LOOK! If you give them THE LOOK they'll murder their husbands for you and sell their children into slavery. They're junkies...they simply must have THE LOOK, regardless of the consequences!

If you're a guy don't expect to understand what women see in Pattinson. Only women understand it. If you don't look like this (above) then you're simply the flesh and bones your woman was forced to settle for because God didn't make enough Pattinsons..."

AMEN....

I agree....rob should have been identical triplets or something....then at least there might be a chance...for some of us normal girls....LOL

yes i would like one of him for myself.
seriously this video ... *Stammers*.. i couldnt believe what i was seeing.
it was like giving someone the highest dosage of a drug... that they shoudlnt have.. bc it could lead into robsanity.

** too late. already there. lol

yeah, i still want to clone him x 6 and another 6 of taylor lautner!!

I ask any & every female who ever wondered what all the hipe is, that is surrounded IS Robert Pattinson.......WATCH this video and you WILL finally see the light.

SERIOUSLY....how can anyone NOT worship the ground this man walks on after watching THAT???!!!

**** Bows at the feet of a GOD ****

lmao...there was a play button?

i got distracted on the first pic!

oh you mean the eye porn f*cking screaming sex? yea I got distracted with
that too

that look...if he gave me that look i'd probably have an orgasm right there.

http://perezhilton.com/category/robert-pattinson/

jeezz check this out!!!!

ehhh ill pass on that...ive got no comment

omg the captions they write on the pics are funny! i like the caption "give us a ride" funny!

lmao, wow it just got more than 100 degrees in my room...dam Rob has everything a girl can ask for lol

omg i just die watching this... my fav look at minute 1:00 bad ass look *droling *

amen

awe naughty teren... im telling your husband ha ha ha. hmmm or use as blackmale ha ha j/k love ya! dont tell mine that i agree ha ha

He's bringing sexy back

Yea!

Them other.................."boys"............. don't know how to act.

Yea!

funniest thing ever im dying laughing!!!!

I KNOW!! those eyes....like saying...i'm lonely here...wanna join me?...i would so much go....gosh....this is like my fav vid....how the hell am i gonna conentrate in the rest of dayjob i have???

heres the first part


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJDbraCmh4&feat...

Wow! I liked this one better than the one for this post. His smile and giggle-laugh do me in every time.

I love that one. I've seen it while ago and it's great. I was always amazed how people can make them. I guess talent.
My favourite one is Babilon though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7-r1vZuUxI&feat...
:D

wow, i love the black and white photos in there. I dunno what it is about black and white photos and Rob, but he just looks even more amazing in them.....

Haha I know, and the song is so ahem...suggestive lol

to bad Rob wasn't doing what the song was suggesting......I can only imagine THAT!!!!!

If i put down what made me think of that name, I would so get modded. Blushes to self.....

Anyone like my new name????? HAHAHAHA

Did anyone else open moreinfo on that video on that??? Here is what was in there.
We have discussed at length our tall, lean, scruffy, pale, breathtakingly beautiful boy and we've considered the way he smells, kisses, tastes, feels, sounds and breathes.

We contemplate the finer points of his curved lines and where they might lead, oh yes !

We discuss in great detail the arousing quality of his smile, that mouth THAT TONGUE!!

We have examined closely that hypnotic gaze...we are ALL most definitely under THAT spell.

And what about his hands with their long beautiful fingers, we are sure you can imagine our downright dirty thoughts we have about his hands !!!

Have you watched the way he runs his fingers through his hair ??? bliss. We now know he does this specifically for one of US and it drives her completely insane.
I think I just lost my effing mind.......

They put our thoughts into pictures finer than we would ever dream. And then they set them to music...

IS there not just something absolutely amazing about watching some of these videos with the music. I get all emotional for some reason with some of the music......sort of silly I guess...

And here's another cool video.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk-SC3

Not silly at all, I feel the same way.

I hoping they get the music right for New Moon. That will make the movie!

I know, I was thinking the same thing. I quite like most of the Twilight soundtrack. It's too bad Rob isn't contributing a song for New Moon. I love his music. There is so much amazing music though, that hopefully they will pull of something amazing.

That blew me away sooo bad I started crying.

wow that video is amazing! i love how he bites his nails and the stirring straw..

*mind starts to wander to much happier places*

ohhh thank you thank you! can never have enough of THAT

i def agreee! you cant ever have enough of rob pattinson! i lovee that we have pics of him shirtless now!

idkk how he hid from us for so long.....

Hahaha. Eye Porn. That's exactly what it is! Way to sum it up well RMG!

<3 <3 <3

Scrumptious!! Va-ja-ja aching!! LMAO!!

I'm just glad I did laundry this morning for the pairs of panties I will have to go through each time I watch it.

holy sh*t va ja ja aching u said jaypat!!!! yea...*putin on bikini bottoms*

holy sh*t va ja ja aching u said jaypat!!!! yea...*putin on bikini bottoms*

LOOK RMG..

Who sent this in...

ME!!!!!

LOL

OMG!!!

LTCB, you are amazing!!! i don't know where and how you find those stuff, but you definitely satisfy many people :d (with the video, i mean :D)

thank you so so much!! this absolutely made my day :)))))))

*hugs LTCB* =)

*hugs back to ralie_rosalie*

LOL! Your very Welcome!

Your the first rosalie avatar I've seen on this

site..That's cool!! =0)

ahah thanks ;d I really like the pic that's all.. and of course, to be a little bit different rpattz freak than the rest of you :D kidding :P

*waves at LTCB*

You have excellent taste, LTCB! And how nice that you can share!

Enjoyed this video...it's as mouth-watering as the first one Biel did!

LOL! I knew you would love this one too!!

I had to share...

=0)

LTCB, You own me for posting this!!! My happy patts is in there!!!!! I am sending you a whole crate of unicorn cookies for this one!!!!!

Woo Hoo!!

A crate fulll of unicorn cookies..

Yummy!!!

Thanks!!

=0)

Thanks so much. I'd be satisfied for life just to constantly hit the repeat button on that video. No wait a minute to have him in my life would be much more satisfying (dreams are free).

GO BLESS YOU LTCB!!!

You are very WELCOME!!

=0)

you are my new fav person for sending this one in!!!!

definitely the most beautiful man in the world!!

Thank you!!

And YES his man is the most

beautiful man in the WORLD!!

glad you loved the video..

=0)

God I love Rob when his facial hair is all scruffy. SOOOO SEXY........those GQ and Vanity Fair pics........to die for. I feel like the sexiness is just going to accelerate with age. Oh Rob!

*blows kisses*

I'm so thankful that you found this amazing video!!

Good job!!

i cant believe everyone thinks hes hott... hes like the worst person to play edward! they should have picked someone better.!.

LOL!! (I can't believe I just read that)

Then THIS site is not for you...

Good bye now....

yes...tah tah to the gray faces that insult our ROB

It's our personal opinion that he's the hottest man alive!!!

We have our opinion, you have yours.

End of conversation!

And I think our numbers speak for us......

I think so too. I hate when they do that crap!

you will not last here

(hugs!)

I know...slowwww news lately.. August

is around the corner so soon Eclipse will be HERE!!

Woo Hoo!!

I can't wait.. To have the cast together once again..

=0)

HUGS BACK!

Thank goodness the casting news for Eclipse should be coming soon....filming is supposed to be a month away. I'm sure they have to be getting people picked out already....they do have to learn their lines and such before filming starts.....YAY...casting news HAS to be coming soon!

Kassie!!

HI!!! Where have you been??

Good to see your avatar around!!

=0)

OH Hello! I've been on here about 3-4 times a day...but i don't have alot to talk about lately. not alot of controversy lately and such. Slow news. I am here observing though...FEAR NOT...I have not left you. LOL I couldn't let the gay face....ugh ergh...gray face get away with that comment...without saying anything...but I know the mods don't like us picking on them...so I tried to be very tame.

LOL!!

Thanks cclore!!

It is amazing!!

=0)

I saw that you sent this one in, so proud of you!

Where do you find such robbie things? I love it!

LOL!!

Different blog sites RIMR..

I'm glad everybody liked it....

lol

liked it? understatement of the century!

lmao!

wooohooo!! stupendous job girl! Scarlet left me in charge of her cool points before she left on her week long trip and I am awarding you with 50 of them!!!

now excuse me I have to go press play again

WOO HOO... COOL POINTS FOR ME!!!

I asked Will to post this for us Rob girls cuz he posted the

Kellan pics and he did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Will!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol!

*Making an altar to LTCB*

Our LTCB who art in NM
Hallowed be our Rob;
Thy videos come,
Thy searchs be done,
on google as it is in youtube.
Give us this day our daily Rpattz sexines,
and forgive us our DIRTY COMMENTS,
as we forgive those who can kiss Rob;
and lead us sooo into temptation,
but deliver us from not having a Rob daily dose. Amen.

*Praying over and over again*

You just became my favorite person ever :)

WOW!!

I'm speechless...

love the prayer!!

Thank YOU!! =0)

lol

Too funny!!

LTCB..howdid you get your Twitter on your profile?

Sorry Saxon! I just saw this..

Click on feeds on your profile and choose Twitter..

=0)

First a Jackson post, now this compilation of loveliness. Today is a good day. :)

Some people are just soooo lucky!

WHERE'S THE BL**DY CHARLIE NEWS!!!!!

** tumbleweed blows by**

*sigh*
*sulks*

I feel your pain!
*stands by Saxon and watches the tumbleweeds*

way too much tumbleweed around here...still it gives the ctickets somewhere to hide...

*CHANTING
We Want Charlie, We Want Volturi, We Want Charlie, we want HOT, BAD A$$ (semi naked hopefully) VAMPS!!!

I said something very similar on the Christian Heyerdahl post earlier. It's about bloody time people!

Hello Mr.Darcy,
I do believe we have never communicated before!
Very pleased to me your acquaintence!
LOL!

The pleasure is all mine Jo

: )

*bows gentlemanly*

*joins in the chanting*

Whilst we wait...

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/twilight_pa...

http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/05...

Oh bl**dy hell...now i seriously need to get clean underwear!!

THANK YOU!!

*big hug to Jo*

Charlie's Girls (Jo and Saxon)

the last post on Twitter says:
I love trance. It is the soundtrack to my life; imagine that for one moment... And so, solo.. I make my maiden pilgrimage this Friday: IBIZA1:00 AM Jul 8th from web

I guess he's on holiday :-|

He prob got scared of ALL his twitter followers AGAIN!
At least the account is still active even if it isnt updated as often as we'd like!

yes he posted that on 8th july, last week? which is fairly recent. Anyone for Ibiza? is not a big island it wouldn't be too difficult to find him he stands out!!!

lol

Thanks, its been on there for ages!!

c'MON Charlie, Come out from whereever you are hiding**

We won't bite you...not 'til we know you better!!

God you are far too nice, in the absence of Rob I would definitely jump him ooooppppsss maybe I should not discole that, but he is hot

sorry sorry I'll go post something about Rob..... lmao

wow, to see Rob's sexy pose as soon as you click on the link from twitter just makes me want to stay & drool over the computer longer...

it's too bad youtube vids can't be watched @ work! FML

Oooooops!

I think I just jizzed in my pants. lol

*hands Amanda a clean pair of bloomers*

Happens to me all the time on here.

LOL

You're a life saver crack kitty! lol

You're most welcome.

We have to look out for each other here!

LOL

Nice Amanda, very nice! LMAO!!!!

I think my jaw hit the ground saw it!

Damn!!!

Embrassing. lol

*Takes Crack Kitty's generous pair of new underwear and runs to go change*

LMAO!! You two crack me up!

I know it's a gift *sigh*

You are truely do have a gift! LMFAO!!!

Thanks.

My family has always referred to it as being a sarcastic smartass though. lol

*big sigh*

Everyone has their cross to bear.

LOL

I know. It's a heavy burden to have on your shoulders. *Sigh* lol

NMM.org!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS FOR US..........

WOO HOO!!!

ROB HEAVEN....

=0)

thank you for finding this gem. Did I see this is part 2 so is there a part 1 and where is it????

*powering up guinea pigs to open new window for you-tube. tapping foot impatiently*

It's your name on there!!! LOL
Congrats dear!!!

I Am Addicted To Bubble Wrap.

7. why oh why??

yay you are top ten baby!!!!

Question are you a wolf or a vamp girl, just curious!

welll...
i'll give you the whole story even though you probably don't want to hear it.
when i 1st read the series, i was soo team edward. it wasn't that i hated jacob, i just didn't give him a second thought. then, all my friends were talking and they were like, "i hate jacob, blah blah blah" and i was like, "why do you hate jacob so much?" and they were like, "he tried to steal bella!" and i was like, "but it wasn't his fault that he liked her" and they were like, "are you telling us you're team jacob?" and i was like, "no, i just feel bad for him. everybody hates him for no reason" and they kept on teasing me and calling me "team jacob", so i declared myself team switzerland. and THEN taylor was casted as jacob. and i love taylor. so i'm pretty much team switzerland/team taylor.
wow that's a bunch of information that you probably didn't want to know. why can't i be straightfoward?? i pretty much love everybody.

Evening! OHiWiCS

One thing about me, If I ask the question I want to know, I'm just really curious (curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back! hah) Starightforward is boring, be complicated and unusual (which you are) far more interesting. For me - You Rock!

Jake is just a teenager going after what he wants, irritating and annoying but still lovable. Edward is ..... well amazing and Rob is a genetical miracle basically perfect well that's my opinion.... lol easy to guess which team I belongue to, then again.... maybe not

Tell me, if you want, can you sing or is your name a true wish or something completely different? lol

Wolves, vamps... pah! It's where you come in a post that matters! LOL

lmao you are right. With a post like this I didn't stand a chance I just got stuck on the play button and never even thought post. In fatc I haven't really posted I've just been chatting, can't keep PG at present......

Lucky number seven! :)

mmm.. robert is too sexy for his own good!

yummmmm

yummmmm

so my Tweet girls already seen this video yet we have other ones WHICH ARE PRETTY MUCH SEXIER

yet everything about HIM is Sexy

so lets do him the honor to drool all over the comp. screen

*drools*

UNLEASHED THE WILD GIRLS!!

yes yes but nice to see it on here it just adds to the effect...

omg that pic before even pressing play just screams sex... those eyes...that hair...that jaw...omfg pressing play now

REPLAY THE DAMN VIDEO

OVER & OVER AGAIN

till you release the UNICORNS LOL

I released them before I hit play silly girl just one look into those man's
eyes and im done for

but im ready for round two...hits play...and again hits play

I will have to join you on twitter. I set up an account with the whole twitter bet thing, but I am starting to really use it!

I am jordan_omc on there.

Welcome to what will become your new obsession!
You won't get enough of Twitter!

OMC! come join the twitter partay you wont regret it

I'm sure I won't! LOL!

jus "follow" you

follow me back!

i had a heat stroke when i saw those eyes staring at me

Even us wolf girls can appreciate the beauty of Robert Pattinson's eyes... sigh.

<3 <3 <3

that's right, man candy of such quality is too rare

Yeah, even as a wolf girl, I drooled over the video. lol. :)

well, i will enjoy it but eagerly await a hot wolf post :)

They should really do that with all the guys. ;) It should be a requirement.. strip down, act sexy, laugh, smile, strip down again, etc etc. haha. Would love to see that with all of them!

And damn, I was already kinda sweaty before this video. Sheesh. heh.

haha...that should totally be a requirement...actually, i prefer if they can just skip everything but stripping down,lol!

Same here. Maybe we'll get lucky and there will be a Taylor video! haha.
BTW, I love your avatar! :)

yes, he captured jake's agony over bella perfectly in this sreen shot... i really want to console him.

well thank you for your honesty. It's much appreciated. I believe all vamp girls would do the same if it was a wolf post with such candy....

I mean, it is kind of an undeniable fact that Rob is attractive. Like the sky is blue and grass is green. If wolf girls deny that, then they're lying. He just doesn't turn us on the same way that a wolf boy can :D
haha.

<3 <3 <3

I totally understand. It works the same way for vamp girls we can appreciate Alex, Taylor and the others because they are hansome and fit but they don't do to us what they do for you....... each to their own and that's great! variety the spice of life!!!!!

dammit! i was first, but then i had to log in!

I hate it when that happens. Seems the pack mentality expressed the need for a wolf at the top in any case.

sorry, thirdddd

CAN'T WATCH THIS BECAUSE PARENTS IN ROOM! MUST RELOCATE! NOW! AAAAAAAA!

*runs upstairs, as fast as my little legs can carry me*

that video was so worth the stubbed toe, the stitch, and the parents that now think i'm a psycho. aaahh :D

Lol. I'm glad my parents aren't here, I got to watch it right away! It was amazing... breathtaking... haha.

snap!!! and this is the only working computer so now im gonna have to wait until they go to bed :-(
damn and just the picture looks sexy!!!
aaaaaa

I can't watch cos my KIDS are in the room!!!

although the music is perfect!

Watch with the sound off Sax, they'll be none the wiser.... until Mum starts drooling then hits the floor in a dead faint! It's HAWT!

Oh Christ almgihty - the kids are having a HARRY POTTER movie night !!!!
they've just put on Goblet of Fire!!

So much for a early night to clear my cold!

I need CHARLIE NEWS....i'm starting to look at rob...again!

Goblet of Fire! Woot, woot!

Goodbye Charlie, hellooooo Cedric Diggory! ;)

(Don't worry, those Volturi pics are bound to be here soon!)

move girl, move! This is one really hot video!

It is so wrong to have that much hotness on one video

*swoons*

i know right?! i'm actually in heaven right now. running is not something i ever do, but i would run for THAT any day lol!

and it should be illegal to have that much hotness in one video- someone might have a heart attack!!
then again, please pleeeease don't make it illegal:

"i've never really thought about how i was going to die, but dying WHILST WATCHING A SUPERSEXY VIDEO OF ROBERT PATTINSON seems like a good way to go"

looooooool :D

lol!

it can be as illegal asdrugs... but i think the black market would take care of it *wink*

mmmm

*thinking of new ways to obtain Rob pics once it becomes illegal*

LMAO!!! I here you. That would be a heavenly way to die.

Hahahahah. Awesome. I can totally imagine your facial expression when you're writing this WIME!!

<3 <3 <3

*ran upstairs*

*computer ON*

*internet ON*

*video BUFFERING* WTF IS BUFFERINGGGGGGGGG?!?!?!?!!?

i'm going craaaaaaaaaaazy with anticipation right now!!

ok it's loaded... *shh's self* :D

ROTFLMFAO!! I can completely sympathise with you...the only working computer in my house is the one in the main room...i'm resorting to turning me and the screen at impossible angles...somehow my head has ended up right next to the speakers and now i'm being distracted by music...Oh God!!

LOL

lol. I've done that before. So annoying dodging everyone in the house and trying to watch/read something perv-tastic.

I'm so grateful to my laptop. I <3 it. The past number of years I've been able to move freely with it around the house and access all kinds of things. ;) I need to watch this stuff or read certain fics in privacy.. can't have people wandering all around trying to talk to me and some sh*t.

As soon as I finished typing that, I realized I'm beginning to talk like dark Edward. haha.

ugh! I defintly need a laptop
having to wait for everyone to leave or shut up so i can watch/read my perv stuff is torture!!

Yeah, total dark Edward moment for you!
I find myself using the F word a little too often now!

LOL

Yes yes yes you can STOP rubbing it in now...
*sniffs*
I'm rather upset.
*snorts in unladylike manner*
God, i sound so English...
Yes, where were we?? Ahhh yes, the futility of lurking Family Members

Aww sorry.. didn't mean to rub it in. ;( It took me awhile to get a laptop and to have wireless internet. Plus, a long time ago when my family was sharing one main computer, my younger brother would tend to sit in the same room with me waiting to get back on again.

::sigh:: Ahh, don't miss those annoying years. haha.

Second!!!!

Closest I have ever been on a post!

Good job, keep it up : )

Thank you very much Mr_Darcy! :)

Hello Mr. Pattinson

First!

Hey...good job Mr Darcy!!!!

Thanks mljhasocd

....I have no idea how to abbreviate that : )

LOL! How about mlj? Makes things a bit easier.... I guess picked an odd user name.

Congrats :) damn your good at this.

George just lucky I guess.

Thanks Sparks

Congrats on 1st ;)))

Thanks again Agava

Hey it's the second time today, right?

Oh you're really gooooooooodddd ;)))

It is indeed. I do try to make my presence felt.

Mr Darcy!

First-- FABULOUS!!!

Congrats, sir!

*does a silly dance- not meaning to be silly*

Thank you thank you RIMR

I've never gotten first twice in one day before. : )

*joins in the dance until hearing Sir William Lucas comment that it is one of the refinements of every polished society*

*shuffles off to berate Sir William that every savage can dance*

: )

You are two for two? even better!

Damn you, Sir William Lucas-- for ruining all our fun!

*crosses arms, pouts, and stomps foot*

Hmmpfh!

Congrats!

I keep getting distracted, well at least I am not 3 hours late lol

Thanks again!

Mr.Darcy , I don't believe I've had the pleasure of conversing with you yet.

Good day, to you, sir!

Congratulations on first. :)

OMG is that a cat with a machine gun (or something like it)????!!!!!! That is so creepy and wrong and completely random AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

LOL

Your eyes do not deceive you!

He is armed and sometimes dangerous..but only if provoked.

Warm bowls of milk make him very happy.

LOL

LMFAO!!!!

You know, if we all had cats like that there would so be world peace!
*ignores strange looks from everyone*
What?? Cats are very intelligent, uh...cats.

Crack kitty is striving for world peace one day at a time.

Since you acknowledge the great intelligence of cats you and your family will be given special consideration in his new world order.

LOL

Dear Kitty
I hope you will bestow your kind consideration towards me as well. Hell Mr Darcy is having an effect on me too. Maybe I need to go kink out Pimsy or 4TW.

Spook'em a little..... lol

Hey, hey!


Spooking PIMSY'S my job!

It took a lot of chasing and stalking her to become her arch enemy. There might be another enemy vamp girl in picture, but im trying to shove her out. lol

So everyone get in line!

Morning

Keep messing with them as an arch nemesis I mess with them in a different
way, shall we say. If you want to know how have a look at the Alex Meraz
on horse back post. Miaow

Who's the other vamp girl out of curiosity? I don't need to get in
line.... lol

You'll see I don't antagonise them..... lmao

I will watch your progress with interest now I know what you are doing -
good luck!!!!!

*holds paw out for Phoenix to kiss*

Ask, and ye shall receive.

You have my sincere blessing to mess with Pimsy and 4TW.
Please let them know that only dogs considered to be worthy will be welcomed into our new society. All others will be banished to Paris Hilton's ownership. They should maybe start trying on their tutus now.

ROFL!!!

God that cracked me up!! I hope they see that.....

ROTFLMAO

I thank you kind Kitty *kissing Kitty's paw* I shall proceed with messing, they like it anyway keeps them guessing.... and humping.... lmao

They won't need their tutus I think they woll surprise you ;-)

We shall see!

LOL

Except when PISMY gets out of line and you have to remind her who has the machine gun around here. lol

PIMSY!

*shakes paw in air*

One more foe I have yet to vanquish!!


**closes eyes, shakes head back and forth**

Ok, Mr.Darcy....you Victorian mannerisms are making me talk funny.

*points gun in air*

Rat tat tat tat!

Ah, much better.

Pimsy *glare*

Let me know when take down time commences. Then we can tag team. lol

Mr.Darcy?!

Crap him and PIMSY are practically bff's and he's hearing about operation take down!

*Bows toward Darcy*

Im sorry my dear gentlemen, I was only speaking in jest.

P.S. I hate Wickmann.

*motions to coordinate watches with Amanda*

Ready? Set!

*sling gun over shoulder and prepares for reconnaissance mission*

Wait for my signal....machine gun morse code for Launch Operation Takedown.

lol

Damn im late!

We'll get her tomorrow Crack Kitty!

rat tat tat 4ever!!!! lol

*eyes widen in wonder*
Seriously???????
*Punches air*
AWWWWWWEEESOMEEEEE!!!
ive always been a cat person...who the hell wouldnt want nine lives, eh???

And now you shall reap the rewards.

*catalogues SpankMe's file in special post-world domination folder*

No worries.

ROTFL

I love the way a cat wreathed in flame and brandishing an AK47 is the path to world peace, love it!

Please reserve judgement, good sir. Kitty was simply caught at a bad moment when this photo was taken. As I've said before, there were many other beautiful shots of him skipping through a field of daisies. Alas, we all know the times in which we live...violence sells.

Well HELLO there, Mr Darcy!!!!!

Yes...well nobody thought that the UK would win any olympic medals but we ended up 4th...nothing is impossible!!!!!

Why thank you Kristine, or is it crack kitty, I do not know yet which you prefer.

And a very good day to you

oh....Kristine will do in a pinch. Crack kitty is my alter ego for doing battle with naughty wolves.

*opens fridge...checks crack milk supply*

*retrieves 2 glasses of sparkling ice tea and sits back down*

Have some ice tea, Mr.Darcy. A gentleman like yourself deserves some refreshment.

Thank you very much

*sits, drinks tea*

I beg your pardon, might I inquire as to exactly what kind of tea this is?

Why, it's sparkling strawberry kiwi green tea.

*tips glass to Mr.Darcy*

Enjoy!

:)

Wow, fantastic stuff.

Thank you very much.

Congratulations Mr Darcy!!!

(I died and went to heaven... I congratulated MR DARCY! Even when I prefer to Captain Wentworth LOL))

Many thanks L_W

Ooh, Persuasion reference. Yes, Captain Wentworth does demonstrate the power of a well timed letter.

Yes, Wentworth's letter is the best of all. Don't get me wrong, I love your letter to Lizzie, but Frederick's letter to Anne...is just special =)

And you can call me Lali. You're Mr Darcy for God's sake! You can give me any name that you want! LOL

Well then it is a pleasure to meet you Lali

*tips hat cordially*

It's a pleasure to meet you too, indeed! =)

Congrats Mr_Darcy!

Thanks OMC

I think we need to rooole the Rob posts :-)

You are 1st on Vamp posts just like I am 1st or second on all Rob posts!

We need to maintain a pack presence on these things to keep them in check

Of course that we have to do - I generally put on my mother-hen hat to shoo the wolf girls back to the wolf posts - But since there are scarce wolf posts I have given up that hat!

BTW when is NMM going to put 100% sexy Wolf Pack guys video compilation??

hmpf

WPC - I have to reply to myself :-)

But yes the news has been very very very slow. 3873784 Rob posts and 2 wolf posts - that doesn't level the field does it???

It is always like - with 2 wolf post during the weekend ppl will ask us to be satisfied with it. I am not against Vamp posts - but ONLY when Wolf posts are in the equal measures...

And I'm so effing tired of the Remember Me updates! They're the same every stinkin day!! Ahh!!! If I have to read Rob posts every day, give me something original!

<3 <3 <3

We must spend all our precious free time combing the net for hidden wolf pack gems! And then we must repeatedly submit them to Will to post for us!

And I agree, the wolf news has been deathly slow. It's awful. I mean Robert Pattinson isn't difficult to look at, but he doesn't give me butterflies the way a good Wolf Pack post can.... ::sigh::

<3 <3 <3