He's not being playful with Emilie and I like it :)

Lol.

Haha.... me too, isn't it great

heal yeah

the paps make me so angry.

Does every colour of shirt look good on him haha

lol poor Rob how many times does he get all beat up?

Dam are all of those guys backing up Rob...? amazing lol and Emilie only has a lady walking right next to her lmao I would've imagined the fans attacking her instead, but I guess not...

Who would want to attack her????? She probaly paid that lady to walk by her...lol!!!

Lmao probably!

lol the crazy jealous fans who are obsessed with Rob and wouldn't resist seeing him with her lol

I guess i can see myself attacking her especially if she puts her hands or any other part of her nasty body on him outside of filming...lol!!

ouch!!poor girl and i felt sorry for kristen before. but now...

LOL...**sniff**sniff** even though i know it's makeup, it turns my heart into a raisin seeing him like that Y.Y

lol. No i think its a continuation scene from after he was beat up. Does it worry anyone that his chest hair is fast becoming neck hair...?

i havent seen him in a green shirt. =(
(my favorite color) =)

rob can you please buy a green shirt and put it over your sexy body?
then can you slowly take it off while us fan girls watch and drool over you?

thanks! =)

oooooh, a green shirt would just make his eyes pop. i would love to see him in a green shirt. he tends to stick to earthy colours.

The only person i hate is Emille there. She is trying to get Rob and that isn't right

i love how the camera guy is like..kiss kiss kiss...durrrhhh they are not going to make out. he has a woman!! =]

I haven't been keeping up on the posts lately.... does he really have a ' woman' ? or are we just refering to Kristen agian? hmmmmm? lol

I love how at 03:33 Emilie is walking with just one guy as her protection and the papz say something like, "hey Emilie" and then walks off.... LOL .... whereas Rob has like 8 body gaurds and everyone is yelling his name.... HAHA! .... wow, goes to show the extent of his fame everywhere he goes.

I know! Rob is liked surronded by big beefy guys and emile has this one dude LOL. Id ask her for her autograph and a photo though :)

And her name is Kirsten ;)))))

Okay, those I am starting to hate those damn sunglasses as much as that black hoodie of his...

He needs to be taking those off so I can see those sexy bedroom eyes of his...

Why does he insist on covering himself up? He needs to accept the fact that he is one sexy ba$tard...

**shouts**
Man up, Pattinson and just walk around naked, dammit!!

lol

Just had a bad vision of Rob in a bikini in Hollywood Boulevard dancing the single ladies when you said "walk around naked" LMAO

*get off my head, bikini Pattinson, get OFF!*

...Sad part is that he would still look totally do-able in that ridiculous bikini...
 
lol

Yes he would, but without it....well, guess I should stop right here, don't want to get modded :D

I see him more in a guy's speedo.

I think he is doing us a favor staying clothed...LOL!!! Could you imagine how many of us would die if he walked around naked? I know I would, and d@mnit I don't want to DIE!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

You need to get it together, woman!!  If you die, then you would not be able to enjoy the naked Pattinson .... and that would seriously suck and be like hell...Him walking around naked is like heaven on earth! 
 
 I dont think I would die, but I would have to start wearing a helmet so I do not get brain damage from passing out so much... LOL
 
Hmmm...on second thought...If all the women died from it, I would be the only one left...then him and I would have to repopulate the earth!! DAMN!! my plan just got that much better!!!
 
**starts planning how to make it a law for him to be naked all the time**
 
lol

*pulls self together*

*puts helmet on waiting for a naked Rob to walk around*

*starts plotting against Effing to take her out once everyone else has died from a Naked Rob*

ROFLMAO!!! I'm not dying today so back away!!! It's wednesday d@mnit and he's mine today so just go away!!! LMAO!!!

Ha!!

Um, what do you mean it is Wednesday? What do you have him on a schedule??

and if so, Why the hell aren't I on this schedule with him?!!!? HMMMMM???? I think I deserve a day, don't you? Who do I have to kick off the daily rotation?? lol

Sorry you have to talk to RR about the rotation schedule. I don't think there are any days left though, so sorry your outta luck there. I don't even know who all has what days, but I do believe they are all taken. LOL!!!

Fine then!!
 
Looks like I will just have to bump everybody off and take the whole week myself!!!
 
**manical laughter**
buahahhahhaaha!!
 
**shouts to room**
WATCH YOUR BACK, A$$HOLES!!!
 
lmao!!
;)

*shouts at Effing*

I said BACK AWAY!!! You are not taking my day away from me, and I know RR is not going to let you take her day away either. Now as for Kimberlina and Kim I don't know you will have to ask them, but I highly doubt they will give you their day either. I don't know who else has a day but I'm pretty sure they are all full!!! SO BACK AWAY AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

**smirks**
 
Who said anything about asking anybody to give me a thing??!?!
 
I am simply going to take them all - hence the point of my "manical laughter" - I cannot do manical laughter if I am asking permission, only when I am taking without asking...
 
....Geeze... LOL

Yeah uh huh!!! You just think that your going to take him. There is no way you will be taking him!!! We will all be on you like white on rice and there is no chance you will get away with taking him away!!!

*evil laugh*

LMAO!!!

HAHA!!
 
We shall see!!
 
LOL
 
Now, get over to the pattinson post...there is finger porn...and his legs!!
 
GO WOMAN!!
 
lol

Maybe you and I could start a Night rotation...I'll bet ncnixs would like that. too, she's a night person.

Sorry to bust your bubble, but the nights are taken too.

Drat, foiled again! and I just packed my Victoria's Secret jammies!

muttering to self..."must get Effin and plan a takeover to sneak into nights..."

*gives evil glare*

I will be watching you!!! You just go right ahead and try to plan with Effing. Me and my girls will be on you both like white on rice!!!

*evil laugh*

ROFLMAO!!!

I'm sorry...did you say "all the tme?"

I don't think any of us could take it, not even you in a helmet and leather. He would be so exposed, so vulnerable, so..........

(Sorry, I passed out there for a moment...let me continue....

er excuse me Effing but I don't faint and I certainly wouldn't die if he took his clothes off. I can quite happily take my share of the repopulating, the trying would definitely be fun. Cheaky lol

he's....he's....just so big!....I mean up close in the pic!

What a great pic - you can see his stubble and every inch of his sex hair!
yep - the glasses need to go an upclose pic of the eyes would have been awesome!

I know, I swear to God, I think I am going to have to start a quest to burn all the damn sunglasses and hoodies in the world to get a peek at those sexy eyes and body!!

I already have many "in progress" quests going on, but this would be soooo worth it, I can squeeze it in...LOL

...and yes, he is quite large....*snickering*

I don't really dislike the sunglasses but the hoodies can go...reminds me of a zombie or maybe one of those "death" guys.

Good morning Effin! Nice to see you out and about this morning.

Effing...You'd drop dead of Cardiac Arrest! I'm sure of it...and then we'd all be lost without your entertainment!!!...LMFAO!!!

Aw! Rob's got cuts all over his eyes..

Limme kiss it and make it all better..

lol!

I don't know how to watch this movie if he is going to get the crap beaten out of him so many times...........

Don't worry, he only gets beaten up once (police brutality), but they film out-of-sequence, so they have to keep re-applying the make-up.

1st!!!

1st AGAIN!! and on another Rob POST!!

Holy Flannel Shirts!!

That's never happen to me before!!!

Woo Hoo!!

Go me Go me!!

lol!!!

LMAO you're the first of the non-grey faces :D

Congrats!

Aw.. dang it 2nd..

Oh well...

I feel ya LTCB!!! I FEEL YA!

*eats another unicorn cookie*

Nepsh time...

Thanks!!

(eating my unicorn cookies)

But look at Rob's face..

he needs a nurse.. or a cookie..

lol!!

In True Blood, they lick the wounds to heal them..... maybe I could be of some help to him with that... :D

I could lick him lol :)

Really....it would be no trouble :)

*goes off to do tongue excercises*

Thank God, they finally got a decent security detail on him. In that video there are about 10 guys on him - somebody finally realized they better protect their investment.

Hey :) Thank god :) i said that somewhere on this post...but i can't see it now :)

About god damn time.....he's the 8th wonder of the world after all :) LOL

Isn't it amazing how he has like maybe 10 bodyguards and it still doesnt scare off the crazies! That big shaved head bodyguard must be about 7 foot, I'd run screaming from him!

LOL :)

Nothing shakes the crazy stakers :) He could be surrounded by a pack of wolves and they'd still make a dive for it lol

Yey you welcome back!!!

I'm there I can help lol

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs*

Well there lots of Rob to go round so tuck it LMAO

hell yes he is yummy *hugs nicnixs*

I was reading your exchange with effing about taking Rob out for dinner before sex...... hillarious

LOL

It was all true as well :)

The only thing i didn't metion was i knew what she'd do.....because i am just as bad lol :)

I fear where this man is concerned we are all just as bad. LMAO

Oh I want that cable channel to watch True Blood...

I'll lick him back to health..

I didn't know vamps can do that..

lol!

Ya know what's funny, is in BD, he does that I think, after he's bitten
Bella to get the venom into her system, he licks her wounds to seal them
up so it stays in her blood stream! ;)

Try finding trueblood online, they might show the full epi's online.
I'm not sure though.

You know what Edward does do that to seal the

wounds on Bella..

good call flpImtree..

= )

I watch it online LTCB as it hasn't come out over here in the UK yet, here is where I watch it from :)

http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/

THANK you KIM!!!

Cool!!!!

(hugs)

KIM!! You've been hiding from me!! LOL

*raises hands*

I'm a nurse!!!! ME ME...pick me :) lol

hi nic! It seems we have oh so graciously volunteered our services for pattinson. we will make him alll better lol

There's plently to lick.....so we can easily share lol :)

We'll flip a coin to see who starts at the top and who starts at the bottom :) LOL

....I'll start in the middle :)

Filthy!!!!!! I'm shocked...

i thought there were only 2 people assisting him...if there are 3, then we'll have to draw straws for the coveted middle position LOL

LMAO
What...?
I just meant so he'd be cleaned up quicker!?

If we're drawing straws...*points to avatar*...I'll pick that one!

*looks at sparks Avatar*

Gah...........can't....br..eathe

THUD

Yes, thats right..he is...sucking!!

Sorry, it has that effect. Yesterday it gave someone a unicorn all on its own. I was so proud! :)

*Pats avatars head*

wow...

*salivates over rob sucking on straws*

yea youve got the straw part covered

Welcome to straw porn :)

Sorry....were you talking....

All i see is...sucking...and straw chewing and condensation running down the glass.....

*dumps iced water over head*

That Avatar is dangerous lol You need a health warning lol

Im liking the way our avatars look near eachother

weve got some sucking along with boxer briefs...yes that leads to many fantasies

*fanning self* bring on the unicorns

Ha ha! Yes, at some point we should casually appear next to each other in a post so people see boxerbriefs...& then sucking! Then we watch the ensuing mass fantasies that appear :) Lol!!

mmm yes im liking it! Lets see how many we can get to pass out in their puddle of drool

*rubs hands together mischievously*

ROFLMAO....I'm surprised Nicnix was so slow and didn't pick that, good place to start LOL

LMAO
Absolutely. It was practically an invitation!! :)

Ok.. Nic..

I'll give him the cookies you'll patch him up..

lol!

As long as i can give him a really good patching then that's fine :) LOL

nicky, nicky, NICKY!!! Welcome back!

**jumps into nics arms, wraps legs around her**

We missed you!

I trust your anniv party was lovely, full of leather, lace and unicorn cookies sprinkled with gifts!!

It's been getting raunchy here.... well, you know. Our Rob-throb brings out the best in us.

Woo hoo **doing the happy welcome back dance** :D

ALOHA!!!!!!!! I missed you!!!! :)

*thinks quickly -what is the next best move to make after someone wraps their legs around you in greeting*

um........*shaking head* no not that one...

um.......*shaking head again* no no i'll get modded for sure if i do that one...

Ok...um....*hugs Aloha carefully, lifts her off, and gives her a big cookie* LOL

Haha! reflex! Conditioning for when Rob shows up at my door!!

**happily chomps on cookie**

It's ok :) I like it!!!! LOL

You should know that's it's reflex for me to throw someone on a bed when they wrap their legs around me....no matter what gender!!!! LMAO

So be carefull, my hormones are kept dangerously high by this site LOL

Tell me about it. Because of this site, I wrote my first porn story this
weekend! Just a few lines to tell a story about my avatar, then the girls
wanted more, wrote some more. Again. I was just making it up as I went
along. Finally finished it in private.

I dedicate it to you and Effing since you guys popped my ff cherry!!

Wanna read? email me trulyjulie@hawaii.rr.com

I'm afraid they've created a beast as I'm continually thinking of possible
story lines.
Wait till I tell my husband!!
Haha!

Aloha....reading porn written by someone i actually know....well that just makes me feel wrong and dirty......LOL

So...Pass it to nicnixs@hotmail.com right now!!!!!! LMAO

oooohh ohhhhh pick me! Im a nurse Ill go help yah Rob! He needs some tender lovin care!

*Puts on skanky nurse costume from halloween*

ready!

Yum, you must feel much better after eating that cookie...LOL

LTCB Youre a little first place wh*re today! Quit hogging the spotlight!

JK wooooohooooo LTCB!

RMG-- you need a disclaimer on that avatar!

WARNING-- EXTREMELY DISTRACTING, WILL LEAVE YOU DROOLING

LOL

Teeheee! I know I love bringing boxerbriefs rob along with me. I cant be on a post without him! Hes just so tasty! You may touch if you like but he likes it rough someone was on here earlier poking him and he didnt appreciate that lol

boxerbriefs Rob does NOT like to be poked, LOL

*to RMG's avatar*
If you like it rough, then rough it is! (no poking, I promise)

LMAO

then you may marvel in all his glory whenever u please!

ROTFLMAO!!

Oopps....

Hey!!

lol

call you butter, cuz you're on a ROLL!

lmao!

OMG!!! AGAIN!! You know what this is? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS????
It's the ROBTCB Campaign. *shrieks and jumps up and down* I think it's working!! You're already sensing when a post about him is nearby.. In a few weeks down the road, your Robradar might be good enough to actually know where HE is!!!
That would be excellent!!
Congratulations! *shakes snowglobe with ROBTCB kissing inside*
YAYAYAYYAYYAYAYYYAYYAYYAYAYAYY!!!!
LOL

Woo Hoo!!

Team RobTCB!!

It has taken off 4thewolf..

because of your help!!

I have new shirts too..

football jerseys with TeamRobTCB on the front

and on the back it says

CULLEN..

Thanks to you... My Robradar is at full force..

woo hoo!!!

lol!

*high fives LCTB* Excellent!! I will start moving to stage 2 of campaign.. Don't they say that you need to see an advertisement at LEAST 7 times for it to stick?
I will start posting your picture as well as ROBTCB 4EVER all over NYC and rocks in Central Park to start conditioning him to accept the inevitable.. you guys, together. 4EVER!!

LOL

*hig fives 4thewolf back*

Excellent!!

I like the way you think..

TeamRobTCB can't be stopped or

forgotten..

lol!

YOu will NEVER be forgotten. NOt if I can help it.

I can make a float in the Peurto Rican Day parade for you. Granted I'm not Puerto Rican, but hey, maybe no one will notice that I'm whiter than Edward and can't speak any Spanish. Yes.. I think if I attempt to shut up, no one will notice. Or I'll just look up the Spanish word for albino, point to myself and then make a float and put your name on it and hand out free stickers.

lol

I'm so brilliant. REally. This plan is flawless. LOL

Great..

Love that Puerto Rico exposure.....

Hell.. we're gonna go International..since Rob

is from London..

Team RobTCB..

Gonna go and Trademark Team RobTCB..

Woo Hoo!!

We're heading for the big time now..

lol

*scribbling on notepad furiously* I'm already writing.. ROBTCB the musical for Broadway.. the story of young love when two ppl are thrown together after a rival marketing campaign. Drama when Team Emilie tries to steal Rob away and leave TCB alone.. how ppl get caught in the middle of the fight, how Rob finds out about this whole ordeal and gets to know LTCB as she is found crying in Central Park in humiliation and shame. HOw he comforts her and they exchange emails/cell numbers.. how Emilie almost gets him back and FINALLY.. how their love comes together in the end when LTCB practically dies to save him from screaming fans by throwing herself in their path and screaming, Rob, RUN!! RUN!!!!

*wipes away tears*

This is going to be moving.. lol

LOVE IT 4thewolf!!!

It brought a tear to my eye...

It sounds more like a reality show

to me..

Make sure theres a scene I kick that chic from

"Lost" a$$..

that's gonna be Great!!!

lol

*beams happily* I thought you'd be pleased.. I will make sure to add a very very nice kissing scene especially for you also..

Since you're being so complementary and all.. and I will work on the butt-kicking of "lost" chic part (note to self-find out what the heck this means) LOL

Can you make it into a musical?!??!?!?!

OMG!!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! ahahahahhahhaha! *runs in circles* 2 Kims at the same time!

I CAN do it! I can turn ANYTHING into a musical. It may be a HORRIBLE one, but it can be done!!!!

In fact, maybe for the part where she is depressed and crying on bench in middle of central Park, we can have "Hero" by EnriqueIglesias. *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

I already need tissues.

LOL

LOL...*whispers* "Let me be your hero..."

*GAH!!!!* Kim!!!!! Don't scare me like that!! LOL ..

ROTFL...lovely.. ROTFL.....

Hey, it was sexy when HE did it..

LOL LOL LOL

OMG, I still have that stupid HSM "Together" song in my head...it will be the death of me!!

Oh, no!! I'm so so sorry!!! ): Go listen to "Heartless" - great song, supposedly it's my personal description and it's catchy. I never meant to do that to you, kimsister, I swear.

*eyes sad, lip trembles*

I have only love for the Kims. I shall never mention it again... or at least for one whole day.

LOL

LMAO! Don't be sad 4thewolf, you enlightened me to a new universe of crappy Disney movies!

Thank you for that, we Kims only have love for you too!!!

*drily* So glad I could be so inspiring. Well, I have done good in the world now. I can rest peacefully.

WILDCATS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!

lol

LMAO!!!!!!!
I wanna help! I can wear a sombrero and we can sing mariachi songs! haha Wait no, that’s Mexican. Damn, looks up Puerto Rico on the World Atlas. Well they are KINDA close to Mexico, so I guess they have the same customs!

LOL

No, PIMs, I don't think so, not that close.. But we'll work you into a dance number somehow. If you were on the float, I fear you'd fall off and I'd hate to lose you.. even if for a good cause. LOL

LMAO

For a good cause? Whats the cause anyways!? I'm just here for the party and the cake! LOL

*rolls eyes* of course. I'm just messing with the love lives of two people. No biggie. lol

LMAO!!

No PIMSY..

Your suppose to rip Emilie apart for me..

remember??

lol!

Oh! Yes! Yes! How could I forget? I'm so sorry.
*packs bags to leave on assassination mission*

LOL

oh wow i have missed way to much!!!! hopefully i can comment using my new blackberry! this is getting painful!

SPICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh,my goodness, lady!!!! I had to use Bacon without you one entire night and I kept waiting waiting waiting for you to pop up.. *HUGE HUGS* Go catch up and enjoy!! And here, for you.. as a "welcome-back-at-least-momentarily-present" *hands venomandspice a brand new shiny spatula* Enjoy!!! LOL

well thank you lady! i'm getting ready to through this stupid phone! i cant get online right now, i've downloaded stuff off the computer but its still not letting me do what i need to! frustration over comes me!!!

*hugs venomandspice* I call that being in newmoon hell, honey. I've so been there and I'm sorry. On the upside, you're probably gettin a WHOLE lot more done than I am today.

LOL

3rd. Damn...so close!

1st?
Never mind! =(
i think i was 4th. im nor sure! LOL!

5th!

haha....wtf you guys are so funny

Aww my sweetie pie all covered in fake blood.. here... come to momma... I'll fix and kiss ALL your fake wounds away!! Like I said in yesterdays post... there is NO other man that looks as good and as sexy as Rob on a freaken bike *drools* Damn... he can make anything look good... even a damn bike!!! Ahh... the things he does to me... I love that MAN... GOD!!!

Aaaaand THAT has got to be the LUCKIEST LITTLE GIRL IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE... damn!!

some new from yesterday

http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/07/ro...

the script is so great!
can't wait to see this movie!!!
I bet it's gonna be even better than reading the story..

hey where i can find the Remember Me Script??
if you have the link can u e-mail it to me please!!!!!
I would greatly appreciate it!!

My e-mail is pamelavelasquez@ymail.com

Check your e-mail :)

15! i just want to be first one time!! :(

wicked avatar LMAO

I can't seem to manage to be first either oh well

Wow, NM.org, you guys are fast!!

Awesome photos-he's such a beauty-even beat up...

Brings out the mothering in all..please let me kiss the boo-boos (and the other parts too)

Robert D:

Angelica D:

Effing D:





LMAO!!

WTH?

LTCB D:



..no idea...just thought I would follow along with her to see where she takes me, but I am still waiting....LMAO

I could just watch him all day. Even if he just sits there doing nothing, I would still watch.
Just ridiculous!!

I bet you would do other things to him too...all day...and all night! LOL

**Blushes**

PIMSY!!!!!

Damn...how are you seeing into my mind...??
Wolves aren't meant to be able to do that!!

My guttered mind is in the same wavelength as yours...We just fancy different lads *winks*

Ahhh, I gotcha! My fellow perv! *wink*

mee too

Phew. Glad I'm not the only one.
Even him doing nothing is sexy!:)

I could do nothing for a while but then I'll probably start worrying that I was imagining things so I would strt touching hair face fingers, arm etc etc just to make sure he is for real.

I'll end up looking like a monkey picking nits out of other monkey - how embarassing!!!!! lol

LMAO

*Imagines Phoenix making monkey noises*

Thats true. Even if I met him I would always wonder if it was really just a dream...lol

Please I dodn't do Monkey noises *snifs* That's where the touching comes in - apart from me being a horny B1tch that is - need to make sure........ again and .......... again and .........

catch my drift?

Ah, it was a ruse!

Naughty girl!
I'm right there with you!!

Mmmm......

you have no idea how naughty I can get.............. well actually you ................ Saskia *wink* lol

Oh yes. You can't play sweet & innocent with me.
I know how your dirty mind works... *wink* lol

yeah I have a few ideas for Saskia .... any fantasies you want to bring to life? sort of???? I can work them in......

Ooooo......I don't know!!
You decide, I like being told what to do.................Oh!! Theres one right there...! LMAO

Excellent you just gave me some fuel..............

Holy Cow! He is what I REALLY want for breakfast!

Rob P toast with jelly.....MMMMMM

mmhh breakfast, lunch, dinner and any snaks in between I'd say..................... perfect diet!!!!

Mouth porn....

*stares at mouth*

*eyes droop*

*mouth gapes open*

*drools*

What was I saying?

**shoves unicorn cookie in Cookie Masters mouth to absorb drool**

**flicks CM in the forehead**

FOCUS!!

How are we going to talk about how f*cking sexy he is if you keep spacing out?!

Geeze....PRIORITIES WOMAN!!

**eats cookies**

**turns to Pattinson photo**
...damn, he looks good all bruised up like that, doesn't he?

I imagine that's how his face would look after one night with one of us.

what? I heard he likes it rough!

mmmm.....rough sex with Pattinson...HELL YES!!! That is at the top of my "Life's Goals" list!!
 
lmao

Life Goals:
Climb Mount Everest

**scratch that out**

Climb and Mount Pattinson Peak!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

I definitely second that!!!!!! *high-five, sistah!!!!*

LMAO

yes, definitively num# 1 on life goals!!

Excellent Goal

ROTF :)

Really??? You'd just treat him like a sex object..

I wouldn't do that....i just want to have coffee with him...or maybe share a pizza :)

That's all i ask.......*wink*

Silly Nicky...of course I would eat food with him....
 
Um, if I eat it OFF of him, does that count as quality no-sex time?!?
 
I really hope so, because I am pretty sure that sex is all that I will be doing with him for quite some time. LOL

*shakes head*

No effing.....you can't expect him to just put out like that....you'll need to romance him a little first.....

Totally NO on the eating food off him on the first date LOL

Oh, he will put out when he sees what I will be wearing!!
 
lol
 
**realizes nicky is not laughing with me**
 
Ugh....FINE!!
 
I will take him out to Mcdonalds and get some fries....then can I have sex!?!?
 
**sees Nicky's disapproving look**
 
What??? That is dinner in a public place!
 
lol

Ok here's the thing Effing.......I know you...

*leans into Effing and looks intently at her*

What you mean is...

You would pull up to the drive through window

Shout any old order without even asking Rob

Throw his fries over to him and scream buckle up baby

Poor Rob would have to eat his fries in terror.....while you burnt rubber to get his ass back to your place as fast as possibe!!!!!

Is this true??? LMAO

And NO...that is not a romantic get to know you first date....unless your name is Michael Shumacher LMAO

LMAO!!
 
Damit Nicky!!! You now me too well!!
 
This is why I should keep my distance on the internet....it is easier to fool people about my innocence when they dont know how horny I am!!
 
**thinks of another strategy to get to know Pattinson**
 
ooh!! how about 20 questions while doing 20 positions?!?
 
You can get to know alot about a person that way!!
 
**smiles proudly**

*sigh*

Effing.......

Every question would be the same wouldn't it....

"Rob, i want to do X position next....is that ok with you? Oh sorry you can't talk around that gag can you....i'll assume it's a yes" :)

LMAO

That is #1-3,000 of my life goals!

I heard Ludacris' "what's your fantasy" on the radio the other day and thought, "Yes, that is EXACTLY what I would like to do with Rob".

*snaps out of daze*

Whew! Thanks Effing!

Cookies... mmmmmmmmmm.... unicorns..... mmmmmm....

*shakes head*

OK, I'm up... I'm up. !!!

Oh My were getting spolied today with all of these Rob posts! Keep em coming newmoon.org :)

Poor baby, how many times does he have to get hurt in this movie?

*daydreams about licking his wounds again*

licking his wounds.. move over kimberlina its my turn..... I have a few bandages i need to put on Rob.. I heard he hurt hes inner thy I need to take a look :)

It's just once, but they're filming out of sequence so they have to keep going back to it-plus you can tell the cuts are healing in these photos..

You better save that licking for tomorrow!!!! He's mine today!!!! LMAO!!

LOL, you are so right, tomorrow is MINE!!!!

Who is beating up my ROB?!!!!
I think I am gonna get mad a LOT watching this movie...ESPECIALLY b/c I keep seeing Rob in brusied and bleeding makeup!

Lol
If anybody ever touches him in real life, im pretty sure us fans will be opening a huge can of woop a$$. lol

There's prob a price on frizz girl's head by now.lol

I am so proud of Rob for taking this role of Tyler, I cant wait to see this movie. Rob is just amazing in every way, not just because hes Edward. Remeber Me is going to touch all of our hearts!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

-shakes head slowly, rolls eyes-

See Robbie dearest. I told you. All you need to do is say it LOUDER and you do not get hurt.

-wipes at the claw marks on his face-

Just say it. Wolf girls do it better. You know we do. -sinisterly winks-

-you must be mistaken TWP.

Those claw marks are from me- Rob and I were role playing last night.

LMAO

Oh noooooo. No, no, no! LOL! I knew you were roleplaying last night. I happened to grab him this morning after he left your place.

*pauses* Vamps have claws? *grins*

I was merely showing him wolf girls did it better, in a non lusty way. That is just...bleh. LOL!

LOL ohh, okay. You attacked him AFTER he left my house?

That would explain why he hasn't called back!

I keep telling myself it is wrong to be jealous of a little girl, but I just can't help it lol! I would love to have him look up at me like that and smile that beautiful smile. And I just want to kiss his boo-boos and make the hurt go away lol!

Who has the script?
Could you e-mail it to me? please!
coolchiick108@yahoo.com
Thanx!! =)

Its been sent. Enjoy! Remember no spoilers. :D

Its been sent twice then lol enjoy twilightfanatic

someone already sent it to me but Thanks anyway!!! :}

Thanks!!
i won't spoil it for others!! ;D

Your welcome!

Hey, i think i replied to one of your comments before, about Rob needing to come to the D.C area!!
I live near D.C.!! LOL!! =)

Yep, that was me. We're practically neighbors lol!! :D

HAHA! but you were right, he should come this way!! :D

Would you please send me the script as well please?

userrose3622@aol.com

No spoilers.

Thank you so much :-)

do you still need it?? i have it if you want!

You know, people keep telling him not to tease those wolves, and he just doesn't listen.
Well, live and learn.

lol

actually his jaw IS kinda pretty.. momentary vamp concession. LOL

4TW- pull yourself together, woman!

let me feel your head

*presses back of hand to 4tw's forehead*

*sighs*

it's just as i thought- you are feeling very cold

*checks back of hand*

and your SPARKLING! *gasps* Quick- you need a wolf post!

LMAO

*dazed* I .. can't stop looking at his pretty square jaw...

wolves? You can have them. I'm starting to think they're imaginary, really...

*sigh*

*slaps 4TW's wrist*

no..NO 4TW- you mustn't give up hope now!!

I suppose if you're going to jump fences- the grass IS greener on Rob's side.

*extends arms in welcoming gesture*

we will share with you. the jawporn IS to die for!

*hears RISMR's words from somewhere far back in brain*

*snaps into focus*

WHAT did you just say?? WHAT DId you just SAY???

HOW COULD YOU!! How could you say that to me.. We.. WE.. WE DANCED together in your office just this morning. I was going to take the heat for all the ripped up checks and water damage..

THe grass is NOT greener on that side. WOLF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOLf POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*glares at RISMR* NO, no.. please you can keep him..

lol

We all saw it 4TW-- you were admiring his jaw porn!

Fine, fine- stay on YOUR side of the fence- more Rob for me!!!

:0)

Can we go back to crazy dancing??

*pleads with puppy dog eyes*

*deer in headlights look*

Oh. dancing yes. YES!! Let's. *steers RISMS carefully away from Rob topic*

WooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOO!!! LOL

*starts dancing to "Love Shack*

I PROMISE I'LL HELP YOU CLEAN UP LATER!! LOL

*ignores 4TW's Rob talk*

No need to clean- the cleaning people will get it!

*continues to make a fool out of herself dancing*

"Bang, bang, bang on the door baby"

Oooh!! *gets down and funky* Then let's keep dancing. Look it's a song dedicated just to me.. "Heartless" plays. I love this song..

lol

lol, ARE you heartless? I beg to differ!

Do you watch American Idol? If not, you HAVE to youtube Kris Allen singing "Heartless"- the judges said they liked his performance better than Kanye's!

*grooves near to RISMR* Thank you. I'll look that up.. LOL

*shocked*
What they aren't real? I knew it! All this time...no posts...and...

*runs off crying*

LOL

No, no, PIMS.. it's ok. I.. I think I just need to lay off the sloffee for a day or so.. I'm in a slump with an occasinal high right now. I was speaking insane things.. just don't mind me. They're real..

*hugs Pimsy* I'm so sorry. I'm being such a poor example to you.

lol

LOL!
I feel like such a child next to you...hahah "Poor example" Then again I feel like a child regardless of where I am at or who I'm with. LOL



*sniff*

Thanks! No more of that nonsense that French lovers and wolfboys and Santa don't exist!

*small voice* Sorry, Pimsers.. I didn't mean to be condescending. You are my adventure buddy and will attempt to treat you with the dignity that you deserve.

*droops away*

lol

*slap*

Thats for going soft on me! LOL

As long as you don't see me as your daughter and more as you little sister I'll be happy!

I wonder how Mr. Darcy sees me as. Hmm...

LOL

Oh, Please, girl. Don't offend me by thinking I'm old enough to be your mother. We're definitely in little sister territory here. I have no idea on that one.. and I'd be afraid to ask... LOL

Are you sure you’re not old enough? *stares into 4tw's eyes*
*searches for any signs of wrinkles*
Your right...your to hot to be my mother! LOL
*hug*

I was just messing with jU!!!

LOL

Yeah, you'd better say that!! LOL

Howdy PIMSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just thought i'd rudely interrupt your conversation and say HELLO!!! Now....GOODBYE!!!!
*runs away giggling*

LOL! Hey SpankMe! Are you stalking me, you little leech-licker?

You're nickname is very suggestive *raising one eyebrow*

LOL - Don't freak out! I won't spank you!

How are you, hon?

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???!!!!!!!!!
*immediately calms down*
LMAO! i am very very very very very very very very fine, my dear PIMSY!!! How the hell are you??!!!
*grins*
Where's your side-kick/slave-driver/psychotic wolf friend??

lol

*giggles*

I'm super fine today, my dear Spank me... and call me Mrs. BLACK!

She is around *points to comment above*

You miss her?

PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*starts laughing hysterically*

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAA

ME???!!.................'MISS' 4TW??!!!!!!! PPPFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!

*starts rolling about on the floor clutching stomach*

*eventually calms down*

*puts on stern face*

PIMSY....I havent had a single branch/shoe/bazooka/classic literature book/chair thrown at me today....do you know how that FEELS??!!! ITS LIKE A BLOODY HOLIDAY AND I CAN ACTUALLY COMMENT WITHOUT ANY FEAR!!!!

*Does MC Hammer dance with Hula Hoops*



LMAO!!


b.t.w i AM stalking you!!!!

ROTF!!!!!

LOL!

*watches as Spankme laughs hysterically*

Sure you don't miss her and her sweet, sweet ways of showing affection! Are you stalking me to get closer to her? Hmmmm. I wonder.

I can swear to you on my Secret Snickers Stash that I DO NOT MISS 4TW!!!!!!!!

*calms down*

I'm stalking you because it is something that i am extremely good at doing...i even get up early to stalk you on your Morning Patrols!!!! LMAO

*watches PIMSY's face*

*starts laughing*

*downs 34th can of Coke*

Heehee!!!

OMG!!!!!! hahahahaha

You watch me while I'm on my morning patrols!!!??? And I thought I was doing a great job patrolling and keep the vamps out of our rez! Shoot! Don't tell this to my Alpha or she'll make me quit drinking beer so early in the morning! hahaha

Yep thats right, get my expensive binoculars and 2L can of Coke for this Special Occassion lol



Dont worry PIMSY i wont get you fired....yet!!

*evil grin*

I just want a few things from you...

*watches PIMSY's panicked expression with great delight*



LMAO!!

LOL!!
A few thinks from me??? *looks down and bare feet, short skirt and figure fitting t-shirt*

But what can I give you? I have nothing to give...



lol

*laughs evilly*

Now now PIMSY, dont try and be funny it doesnt suit you.

Now...What i want is access to the Rez in the morning when 4tw is getting over her hangover or something

*interrupts PIMSY's protests*

Now now PIMSY, you're my New Best Friend now and we've got to learn to Share and Make Allowances For Each Other.

Now, i shall see you tomorrow morning by the Treaty line...Good day!!!!



LMAO!!

*WHAM!!!!*
Right behind you, baby!!!!
AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
You just don't learn do you, love?
*tosses book over shoulder and grins happily*
Man. My fingers were starting to get so itchy, too. Now I'm downright happy.
*walks off whistling*
lol

*WHAM!!!!!*

WHAT THE F*CK??!!!!

*flies 100 yards forwards*

im gonna kill her im gonna kill her why me why me why me WHY ME????!!!!??!!!!

*picks up the book and glares at it*

*watches 4tw walk away*

*runs up to 4tw unnoticed*

WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME, SISTAH!!!!

*spins around, grabs book and hurtles it at SpankME, laughing*

Nice one! I can respect that.

*shoves SpankMe and she goes flying backwards* but next time, run away faster.

I heard you didn't miss me now, so go hang with PIMS and I'll despeartely attempt to surpress my urge to shove you around so you can continue having a nice day. You were so perky before. Feel bad for ruining your moment.

LOL

*picks self up off the floor*

you know what i WILL hang out with PIMSY!!

She's SO MUCH more fun than you PLUS she treats me as her equal!!!! YOU COULD LEARN A FEW THINGS FROM HER!!!!!

*Searches for PIMSY*

C'MON PIMSY, WE'RE LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!

*drags PIMSY by the collar away from 4tw*

*calling* I already know my ABCs...

lol

*shakes head in disgust*

i could get you reported to the RSPCA for animal-maltreatment, but seeing as youre a wolf yourself i dont think the case would be very successful...

*amused* probably not. And I love PIMS and she knows it..

lol

So I let you in and you teach me my ABCs? Is that it? Could you please stop pulling on my collar so hard! hahah My dom might not like that!

LOL

*puts on patronising tone*
now now PIMSY, try not to let your emotions show so much, it really is quite embarrasing... we all know how heartless 4tw really is...
*loosens hold on collar*
you'll be so much better off under my care, i promise you
*continues dragging PIMSY out of post*

*confused*

But, but...4tw loves me!

*looks around for wolf pack*

4tw? Darcy?



*being dragged by SpankMe*

Where are we going?



LOL

*walks into screen*

*hears odd whistling sound*

*looks up just in time to see leatherbound set of Edward Gibbon's "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" land on SpankMe causing her to lose her grip on PIMSY's collar*

*shrugs*

Well that was ironic

*picks up PIMSY, carries her back to rez*

*music starts rockin'*
4TW dances
In the night, I hear them talk, the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along the this road she lost her soul...
to a wolf girl so heartless...
how could she be so heartless?
*funky dance*
How could she be so heartless

*smirk*

That should work ; )

*uses the opportunity to hold on tight to Mr. Darcy without losing the bet from early this morning*

*sniffs his cologne*

*head on his shoulder*

Thank you Mr. Darcy! I knew I could count on you!





LOL

That's what male wolves are for....besides that.

And why were you wearing a collar anyway?

LOL!

I woke up and it was on me. I'm not sure, how it got there... *blushing*

Can you take it off? My hands are a bit shaky. *sly smile*



LOL

*unhooks collar*

*tosses it in the bushes*

That better?

And what's going on around here?

I get off a conference call with Mumbai only to find you being dragged away
by SpankMe while 4tW is getting a makeover from Scarlet.

The whole world's gone topsy turvy.

I really should just quit my job.

*neck tingles as Mr. Darcy’s hands rubs against it to release the collar*
*thinking: Shoot but now he is not carrying me anymore*
*not wanting to show how disappointed PIMSY avoids eye contact*
I have no idea where I will end up around here! One minute I'm eating Kellan cookies, then I'm singing mariachi songs, and just now I was being dragged by SpankMe who said she would take better care of me. (LOL)
Yes! You should quit your job! That sounds like an excellent idea!

Who says I put you down?

I can undo a collar one-handed.

And carrying you is like carrying a feather, that's easy one-handed too.

*PIMSY can feel her heart beat increase, it's so strong she knows Mr. Darcy can feel it*
*She holds on tight to Mr. Darcy and wishes this moment would never end* (lol)
Thank you for carrying me back to our rez...I'm a bit tired to walk.

LOL

After that ordeal I can imagine.

LOL *wondering when will Mr. Darcy put her down, PIMSY lifts her head to touch his neck with her nose*
*PIMSY sniffs in Mr. Darcy’s cologne and moans* (lol)
*blushing*
Sorry...I have a stomach ache!

LOL

Look!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has a little baby Mohawk!!!!!!!

*clutched heart*

I could sit in the bath for hours with him, just sculpting that little mohawk shape into his wet hair :)

*makes little practice sculpting motions on PC screen*

ROTFL..................................................................
*hands gel/mousse* Enjoy..

*Takes mousse*

Thanks......I'll have hours of fun with this :)

In Pattz voice - It must be Mousse ROTF

ROTFL.. uh-oh. What have I done?? Enjoy.. Maybe they can make one of those barbie head things with Rob's hair instead. Hours of styling fun.. LOL

Oh please.......i need me one of those:)

But can we just have the full body (anatomically correct of course)

LOL

ROTFL.. yes, I see. That would be much more fun for you. But I'd be really afraid to hand you a bottle of mousse with that one. LOL

*looks at can of mousse*

It says here....keeps things stiff for up to 12 hours......i'm failing to see the problem :) LOL

*blush* OMG....rotfl......rotfl.......*gasps for air*

Ok.. wolves don't usually have that problem, so I hadn't considered that little aspect, but.. please *bursts into fits of giggles* Enjoy!!! Guess you can go a full 24 hours with that thing. I'd cancel your gym membership.

*walks off hysterically laughing*

Hell...i'll be needing my gym more than ever....gotta be fit enough to make the most of it :) Just like training for a marathon LOL

true, true..Are you going to be recording your time and having someone standing there throwing water on you if you get too hot? LOL

LMAO!

Even with fake cuts and blood on his face he is still the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.. yep still feeling sappy today, must be the heat!

lol

Awww.....don't worry i felt sappy too...

I'll confess my comment origianlly said Awwwwwwwwww a baby Mohawk. how cute...... but i deleted it as i thought it might be a bit mushy....

*blushes*

Goodness there's a lot of updates all of a sudden. Of course I've got my chiropractic appointment! AHHHHH! Ok, I'll come back and catch up.

SHAMWOW, STAT!!!

I see his chest hair peeking out of his shirt. On any other man, that is a deal breaker. But with Mr. Pattinson? Sweet baby Jesus- I need a cold shower!!

That has got to be the close up pic of all time!!

you can see every stubble on his face....every mark...everything on him!!!

PERFECT LIPS!!!!!!!!

Do I hear "New Avatar"?

Heading over to walmart.com now: MUST...ENLARGE..BLOODIED...ROB...PIC

*licks screen again*

yes, it would make a good one.
he's right in my face and I love it!

*goes off to count his chest hair peeking out*

more beat up face? Ok, come to mama Robbie....I'll make it feel ALL better!

everything looks great on him.....it's ashame though, ever since frizzy head and thoughs freaks attacked him a couple of weeks ago, he has to travel with an entourage to and from set.....

could i please get the script as well??

double_trouble26@msn.com

thankss

i'll send it ...wait a sec!

It's ok robypoo come here and let me lick and kiss those Boo Boo's until they are all better.

LOL!!! LOL!!! he gets what he gets. oh well!!! :P ;D

ugh i need to get some work done and it's just not working today----concentration has left the building for sure!!!!!! I can't stop oogling at this screen!!!! I can't get enough of him today!!! Wonder what's on his mind in this shot!!! :-)

There's more in the costume
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...


some legs peeking through lol
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_galle...

Well, hello Rob's legs!! Nice to see you both again! LOL

Nice legs!!!!

Love the legs, but more that that I'm loving the bodyguard protection. Finally.

He has cuts all on his face and yet he still manages to look Sexy as Hell!!! LMAO!!! Yep he can definitely pull of any look!!!

*drools*

God...All those people standing there...And waiting...just waiting...U think after a while they get tired...how am I supossed to convince Rob to give me an autograph or have a photo with me when so many others endure the cold and the hot and the rain for this? And still...I want it. I would really like to be like a little sister for Rob...Why am I not his little sister?:(

whos the little girl there in the video?

she's Care/Caroline Tyler's (Rob's) little sis in the movie.
she's a cutie aww love her

I need to read the script ASAP so I can understand the scenes they are shooting! It`s just not as fun to watch when you dont get who and what and blæh.. =)

Rob is a nice eyecandy tho! He makes up for a lot of it =)

Hi Nina! *hugs*

Don't you have the script yet? If you give me your email, I'll send it to you right away! I'm almost finished reading and it's really wonderful!

Hi Sweetie! =) *hugs Dutchiegirl*

I actually got it yesterday and just finished reading it now in like 2h..(to anoid with not knowing anything..lol)
It was great! (but sad...) not saying anymore, you have to read fast =P

Now I got excited to see the movie =) I think Rob really fits the role of Tyler!
ahhhh...another movie to look forward too *smiles*

I'm going to finish it tonight! I was too curious as well. Can't wait how it ends...But first I have to see the pictures at the Rob plays guitar post and read some more comments. Maybe see you there?

Talk to you later! =) (tomorrow? lol)
I have to get some sleep, early training in the morning =)

It`s so hot outside it`s getting harder to sleep at night....
- not complaining, just saying.. =)))

Hope your boyfriend is a sleep again so you can enjoy your time time eyeing Rob =P lol!.

Night night, hope to see you tomorrow :o)

Yup, bf is asleep again... It's 1.45 AM now so I'll probably call it a night soon! But first I have to finish reading the RM script, I'll tell you tomorrow what I think.

It's hot here too! I'm sweating like a fat bird in a disco LOL.

CU Tomorrow, nighty night!