First!!!!

“Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

Yes!!!Yes!!!Yes!!!Yes!!!Yes!!!Yes!!!

*searching for the red thong*

*out of breath from running back from Victoria Secret well stocked*

"me wanna play!!"

"But Jacob! What big hands you have," said Little Red Riding TRP as she edged closer to the bed.
"The better to grab you with, my dear," replied the wolf.

"But Jacob! What big arms you have," said Little Red Riding TRP.

"The better to hold you with, my dear," replied the wolf.

"But Jacob! What big teeth,lips & *coughcough*...err smile you have," said Little Red Riding TRP her voice quivering slightly.

"The better to eat you with, my dear," roared the wolf and he leapt out of the bed and began to chase TRP.

LOL.. too much fun...ok lil girls and lil boy(or better known as the only one here, Darcy) storytime over now run along and cover your eyes and ears

TRP! You forgot the ending! Ahem! *clears throat & commences story telling to assist*..(Adds Warning: Not for KIDS! Graphic in innuendo!)

Suddenly, the big bad wolf's big ears caught sound of the bolt on the door being drawn & he pivoted instinctively...

What should his predatory eyes behold, but a 2nd Red Riding Hood w/her back to the door!? This took the wolf by complete surprise, as he regarded her hungrily..."& who might this be, coming to visit this hidden old cottage?"

"I'm the Huntress, Red Vinyl Hood & I'm on the -hunt-" the newcomer replied w/a mischievous smirk. In the blink of an eye, Red Vinyl Hood stood toe to toe w/the wolf, considerably smaller in stature, but somehow dwarfing him w/her presence.

The Big Bad Wolf swallowed his uneasiness & glanced over his shoulder at Little Red Riding Hood, now drawing the shades a mere half-step behind him. He quickly looked back to Huntress Red, who was now clutching a thick length of rope.

"Er, what's w/the rope?"

"The better to bind you with, my dear wolf" the Huntress Red, cooed. "Sure, sure..."The wolf stammered as Red Riding Hood closed in behind him, "What big eyes you have?!" he gulped at her appraising gaze.

"The better to ogle you with, dear wolf!" she purred, smoothly tieing a blindfold over his fearful eyes.

Huntress Red bound the wolf smoothly at the ankles & wrists, then tore the form fitting shirt from his broad chest. Collectively, the sisters gasped in delight.

"W-what sharp...n-n-nails you have!" whined the wolf, trembling with trepidation.

"The better to caress you with, lovely wolf!" Huntress Red howled. Red Riding Hood joined in the chorus & suddenly there came the echos of a distant rumbling, not unlike that of a pending stampede.

"W-w-what is tha--" the wolf began, but Huntress Red drew a finger to his perfect lips quieting him, then stepped away to unlatch the door.

"...our Sisters, on their way home" Red Riding Hood whispered, nipping playfully at his ear.

"The better to share you with, luscious wolf", melted Huntress Red as her 4 sisters (Howly, Pimsy, 4tw, TWP) stepped through the door...

The wolf's uneasy howl echoed loud & clear & the Sisters giggled joyously knowing the rest of the Pack would soon arrive.

THE END

At least I edited out the outfits, whip & other toys...& the detailed editor's cut of the scene! *Coughs & runs like hell before the mods come hunting for Starlit's prized hide!*

My, my! What big tootsie roll you have!

Its to better...hahahah! I cant finish that!

Exactly what I was thinking XD

*Duct tapes my mouth before I add to the story*

LOL!!! *fist bump*

Ok TWP, storytime is over ..time for our singalong now!!!!

"HOwooooooool!
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Listen to me.

Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.
Owoooooooo!

What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

Little Red Riding Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Owoooooooo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.
Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place. "

ok for some reason that song reminded me of the spongebob song and now its stuck in my head but i cant stop laughing!

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea..."

TWP!!!
*grin*
I already added!!!

I am a very very bad girl... naughty and bad!

*looking on tip toes for Sam*

lol i like this version of the fairytale better :D it has a much hapier ending!

Awwww I thought the show was just starting!!!
*pouting*

Where were you sis??? See I had to cover for you!

Can I say another dialogue??? Pleasy please please?

"But Jacob! What big tootsie roll you have," said Little Red Riding Thong girl

"The better to fill you with, my dear," replied the wolf

Aaaaand so the Wolf and the Little Red Riding Thong girl eat the roll happily ever after....!!

With that much TootsieRoll Pop...now we'll have to go to Pimsy's errrrr....dentist

To fill out our tooth,um, holes?? Oh yes... i think we have to ask her the address...

LOl!

hahah! Make an appointment please! He is busy now.

*fist bump*
It's over? Bummer.. it was just getting good. LOL

Oh!!! It Is On sista's
*4tw,TWP,Howly, Pimsy...fist bump,hip bump and slap*

Butt bump! Hooyaaaaaaa

LOL

too bad V isnt here. well she was but she doesnt comment lol.

I was going to just let you girls have your moment, but since you mention me by name and I get to see you so rarely I'll make an appearance, but unfortunately I'm too much of a gentleman to say anything.

*adds red hooded cape and gift box to shopping list*

Perfect gentleman as always... Mr. D!

*looks over Mr.D's shoulder*

Are you sure you will be able to sneak away that gift from your wife's sight? I hope she doesn't mistake the red hoodie and the gift box as her gifts!!

????

I think you might have missed my point, unless I am completely misreading yours.

If anyone misread the comment then it has to be me! :-)

Sorry!! me = a bit confuzzled by thoughts of red garments!

Me = Wolf
Considering the nature of the Red Riding Hood game who else but my wife would I give a cape to?

*facepalm*

DUH! Of course!

*crossing fingers* hope she will be pleasantly surprised!

Love the new avatar IH2!

*jumping up and down*
U-u!
I wanna play!

LOL hunny there is no playing - this is not going to be a PG post from me!!

So go and close your eyes - or better search for MR. Darcy...

Well I was planning on going wolf riding...

Wanna join me??

Damn ratings! :P
Why do you have to bring up Darcy like that? lol

Uh, hell yeah I wanna join!

LOL I brought up Darcy coz he can keep you PG -13 so among the both of us at least one of us can be controlled!

*putting on the thong and the cow girl ensemble*

OK lets go ride 'em PIMSY!

Me control PIMSY? Ha! good luck with that.

LOL! I had to give a shot at that...!

It seems she wasn't the naughty one on this post!

*grin*

HEY! I resent that!

LOL

Forget that..PIMS! Howl's all over Little Red.. I think I'll go for the mechanic one..
ROTFL......................OMG. that was so funny... *runs off to make self broken, so can be fine-tuned*
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOOL

LOL!!!!!
So Ihowl gets the Red Hood, you the mechanic....
I want a dentist! He can fill my holes up and make me moan *wink*

LMAO! Down boy!!!

Ops! *giggles*
Not PG-13 enough?
I mean kids go to dentists, right?

LOL

Sure...keep digging...If I didn't know you better I'd believe you..

LOL

LOL

*trying to be smooth and change the subject*

So where is my gift!? You went shopping, didnt you?

Smooth.
Oh yeh, umm, I kinda forgot, there was cute guy and.....

Anyway, I bought steak, steak knives, vodka, yogurt & ice cream.
Take your pick....but choose wisely....would you pick could reveal alot about you.....

LOL

LOL!!!

*wide eyes*

So many options! hahah

Hmmm...I want...the steak knife!!!

What does that mean?

That I am nice and sweet wolf?



Yes?

Yes?

*waits patiently for Sparks reply*

Oh, how sweet!
You chose the knife to cut my steak for me, right?
Yes, that makes you nice!
Just, umm, keep it out the way next time you go nuts!

*mutters to self*
Jeez, what a psycho! I mean, a normal person goes for the alcohol surely.

LOL

Uhh! Cut your steak? Umm...sure, sure...



*mutters to self*

Why would I use a knife to cut steak? Freak!





LOL

We're not all savages PIMS, some of us use knives & forks...
If you used your teeth there would be....like, drool or something left on it......I could catch something....I don't think i've had all my jabs....

LOL

now you could have picked the icecream, not PG13 but definitely funny.

You could have picked the vodka again not PG13 but again lots of fun

but no you go for the knife so you look lik a psycho b1atch in heat????

Showing your cards far to early babe

You know I love you just the way you are but others may be scared lol

Scared of me??? *eye twitching, holding knife*

*looks down at knife and drops it*

Maybe I should have gotten the ice cream and then spread it all over me and have Gilles...ops! Sorry



PG-13

PG-13

PG-13



Okay, I'm good now. What I mean was...I should have some ice cream, cuz I love ice cream in the summer! LOL

That's my girl!!!
Bring the ice-cream and the vodka, I'll bring the entertainment *whispering* it won't be PG13 miaow lol

*low growl*

Perhaps we should invite K...I live in a two bedroom apartment...*wiggles eyebrows*



LOL

LOL see???? THIS is why i wanted MR.Darcy to be around you...

he keeps you in control!!!

HOLES!!! lmao!!

buahhahah

hahaha!

I'm not sure he can! I better not see that man feeling the way I do now...LOL

Jk

Yes! He does pour tranquilizers in my tea! hahah

"It’s for your own good" he says!

LOL

OMG, PIMS!!!

*falls to floor laughing*

*wonders how long I should stay on this particular post before forever tarnishing reputation*

LOL

haha

*hugs 4tw*
Your reputation has long been ruined, since you started patroling with me! No worries. I still love you! Who care if you lose all your other friends and people's respect. Right? 4tw?
Why are you crying!? I said I still love you! Dirty and all.

LOL

True.. and if they say anything, I could just hit them..

Ok.. I'll stick around a bit

;)

LOL!

YAY!! Thats the spirit! I thought you were going to run away from me or something like that *sad face*



No body likes me, everybody hates me

I guess I'll go eat worms

Big worms

Juice worms

Oh, how they do squirm!



LOL

Ok...I'm semi-glad you explained that, because I was like...WTH??? Dentist???

lol

LOL!
Scarlet you need to keep an open mind! Anything could be turned into...umm...whats the word....unicorns?

Umm...not true...I'll prove it!

*SHOUT LOUDLY TO ENTIRE POST*

ZAC EFFRON!

*watches with laughter as everyone's vajayjay's recoil up into their stomachs*

See...told ya so.

Zac...hmm...*sly smile*

Yes, Zac can give me unicorns! hahahah

*ducks from flying daggers*

*glares in shock at Alfie after her Zac comment*

Ummm...I really don't think this relationship is working out..

*slowly backs away*

lol

Since when are WE in a relationship? *glares*

I am a wolfgirl! Don't you EVER forget that leech-licker.



LOL

OH WHATEVER!!! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME!!!

lol

Ofcourse I can! I have URMyLife now! *crosses arms and glares*

*GASPS and clutches chest*

*sings*

"Shot through the Heart,
And you're to blame,
Darlin' you give love a bad name."

LOL..

We've already established the end to this converstation,

*hug tackles Alfie*

no need to apologise I channel mine through Gilles so he gets back at you......

what's this I hear about godparents for Sparks? When did she ask

Hmm cant wait!! LOL



She just said it, over at the Exclusive Footage new post. Aparently her avatar had sex with another avatar and had a baby and now she is a gramma! hahaha! She asked me to he the Godmother and since we are kinda together, she wants you to be the grandmother too! hahahah

( *whispers* We had to ask PIMSY first so she wouldn't attack it. You know what she's like. Obviously you were my first choice :) )

BTW...URmyLife was looking for you over at the Fan post.
*evil grin*

Why?

*rolling eyes*

Nevermind!

*Gasp*
TATTLE TELL!!!

why are you LOST?

I was trying to follow your convo...You said Priceless and Scarlet answered "Thanks! I'm glad SOMEONE appreciated it"

I scrolled up but couldnt figure what you were talking about.
Its okay...I'm just a sneaking wolf... eavesdropping on vamp convo *kicking dirt*

Priceless!!!!!

Thanks! I'm glad SOMEONE appreciated it!

lol

LOST

You have a great sense of humour that's why I come to this site. People like you with great sense of humour.

Now don't go telling anyone or I'll b1tch slap you with your own shoes .... I'll take the Jymmy Choos they will keep company to my Laboutins. lol

are you sure you can cope with a threesome?????

What the...?



hahaha! I didn't see that one coming.



YOU and K

Me and Gilles!



hahahah

Oh I could do with both K&R

and no serious talk from Gilles you know he's only after one thing.....................

LOL

What serious talk?

I know what Gilles is after! My heart! *rolls eyes at self*

Right? Right?



LOL

oh babe you are sweet when you're lost.

*hugs Pimsy* the boxes gor screwed I said priceless for the Effron comment, the Bon Jovi reference and the whole exchange really..........

*hugs Phoenix and looks back at Scarlet glaring* (lol)

Effron comment? Oh. Ok. *smiles*

so now you know Vamps have a great sense of humour!!! lol

What else would I hang with vamps for if you girls didnt? Scarlet stinks but she cracks me up! So I'm happy with her as a stalker! hahah

Maybe you know what Gilles is after ........... and maybe you don't ...............

You just gonna have to wait and see

I think its pretty obvious...Its ok. I wont cry when he leaves!

*teary eye*

I'll just miss his...(fill in the blank) and his...(blank) and how he...(blank).

LOL

ah sweet Gilles will always be with you.....

As long as you dont lave either, I'll be happy :)

Love I think you'll find that our smell is alluring, your on the other hand ....*wrinkle knows*
LMAO

..........where else am I gonna go????........

Hey! Thats exactly what Edward told Bella before he left her all alone *sniff*

*slap*

Thats for speaking nonsense!

I slap you cuz I love you!



LOL

you noticed hah

violence is a recurring thing with you wolf girls, I guess you only beat up the people you love
...... maybe Gilles should use a little of it with you ........ become rougher see if you like it......

gggrrrrrrr

Its our nature. We naturally act violently towards vamps...LOL I'm sorry though...*looks down, ashamed*

Hey, Sparks is asking if we wanna be the GodParents of her grandson over at te Exclusive New Moon post.



LOL

i guess i'll get the puppy one then.
"hey jake! lets go make some puppies!" *skips off*

Perfect!!! LOL

lol why perfect?

Because you love animals, nutty pup, you'd be teh perfect mom and have a lot of fun making the puppies, too. It's your perfect situation..
understand now??
*rolls eyes* Can I offer you some poppy scented spray.. Happy birthday Edward, don't ever CHANGE
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH
*walks away laughing*
Nutty, you slay me really.

lol

but little red was my fav, where is tsh? she should come a re-write the one that says"are u cold.. i could be your blanket" for "are you cold...do you need a space heater"

Marie!!!!! How are you?? (: The pick up lines were awesome. Even though I definitely lean Jake, Jaspers were my favorite overall.. they were hilarious!!!

good and you?... and so happy right now, i am coming from the premier of harry potter in ny. i saw rupert grint(ron weasley), he signed an autograph and when i asked him is he can take a pic with me, he agreed, to my bad the security took him and said that we can't take pics. i was mad but at least i saw him. and i was able to see most of the kids from the cast, at least from far. but daniel radcliffe(aka harry potter) is my celeb crush and was the one that i was most expecting to see but at the end was the least i was able to do so.

OMgosh, Marie.!! That is AWESEOME. yayayyayyayaay for you, girl!!!!! (:

If we are picking games to play.

I'll be the dips**t who jumps off of a clip!

Oh no, Jakey ::CoughsOrPaulCoughs:: I've fallen and can't get up.

TWP!!!! *fist bump*

Let me jump with you, for a more dramatic effect! I have no clue what I mean by that, but hey I want some CPR too!



LOL

PIMSY!!! *fist bump*

LOL! We can jump together then! Jakey can give you CPR, and Paul can work on me.

Now they need to come up with Paul's top 10 pick up lines.

Girl.. you are the one-liner queen!! You come up with a list.. I'll gladly read it.. but let you fall for the lines.
;)

Red thong?! You're suppose to wear a red hood not a thong! You naughty girl!
On second thought... maybe just a red hood is fun too :D

Ahem.... this is Little Red Riding with a modern twist!

ok how about JUST the red hoodie.... if that doesn't work then I am going for the thong idea!!

LOL! Anything to smoke my boys out of the wood where they have been hiding!!

hey girl...do you have another pair of those? I need them bad...otherwise I can wear only a red sock...LOL

Sock would do too Hazeena!

I think I am gonna go all red for this

*digging up the Santa outfit*
*wiggling eyebrows*

how about this??

you know the saying.... the less the best.... so I'll stick with the sock. Jacob surely won't mind. * wolfy grin*

wait...you have a Santa outfit ???????* raises eyebrow*! Put it back in and pretend you haven't said that..there are still kids out there thinking that Santa is a good old saint that brings free candies for them ...not a pervy wolf girl who wanna seduce a werewolf. hah.

Santa outfit on a wolf girl.... I bet I will look cute (and pervy)!

I think I am gonna rummage till I find all the red outfits that I have in my closet - cant take chances you know!

LOL!

seriously all of you guys need to stop being so nasty. I know that I know that I am not theonly one the\at is annoyed by these gross perverted comments. Yes I know that Jacob is the hottest thing to walk this planet and I quite frankly do not give a crap to wheather you want to think these things but really keep them to your self. Please!!!!

OK
1. I need to apologize if the comments have offended you.

2. No one asked you to proof read them

3. I am replying to you coz you replied to me

4. I was on this much much longer before I even started to comment - i didn't even know what was going on here.

5. I think this is being kept on a very PG-13 level

6. We are talking abt Jacob Black a FICTIONAL character

7. I think this is much better than going on post as guest commentators and saying Selena is a s*ut

8. This is harmless.

THE END

If you don't like it don't read it. I mean you should have realised what kind of comment this would get too from the beginning!

Why would we do that for???

Go sell crazy some place else! We are all stocked up here!

LOL

I wasn' saying that especially to you I just didn't want it st the bottom i am sorry that you thought that this was mainly directed at you.

Hey IH2 !!!!!!! I like your avatar!!!!

Yay!!! Thanks EA! I love it too!

:-)

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

Tell'em like it is!!!! I peronally wouldn't have apologized but hey thats me so Kudos to you IH2! I guess im just a B*tch that way!!

HA HA i just love havin fun!!!!!!

*smiles evil grin*

LOL thanks!

That was me almost fursploding! How dare they mess with the Red Thonged Girl???!!!!

lmao!

I'm woth you on that, why apologise to a faceless non entity.

Yes how dare they and I know im not a wolf girl but you mess with one and you mess with ALL OF US!!!!!!!!

Awwww I knew at least one of my Vamp girls would be here to back me up!

But the issue here is that she might have accidentally stumbled on this comment - so i apologized...

But the post had set itself for the kind of comments that you can see here. So if the person read it knowing that then rest of the points would be valid.

:-)

But of course Im here to back you up!!
I'm always up for a good fight or whatever you wanna call it!!!

and I do agree with you about the post just like so many others that do this to us!!!

Frankly I don't see why you should apologise! This is probably the only place where we can just have a laugh with people that understand.

If Maddi or anyone else don't like it they can just leave no one forces them to stay. Read the article look at the pictures, don't bother comment, if you can't enter in the spirit of things. Stop being so Forking (thank you LTCB) serious lol

.... and 1, 2, 3, breathe...... sorry IH2

Thanks for backing me up Phoenix!

As I had said to EA - i was on this site for a month and half before I had started commenting - half of the month I didnt even bother checking comments- I just read the article and moved on.

The day i checked the comments section was when I saw all the fun happening here. That encouraged me to come here :-)

Honestly? If i could edit that and remove the apologize part I would! But other than that I feel, as you said, this is the place where we have our happy place - separate from the sh*t that is thrown at us by the daily life/work.

I dont think I will ever stop my comments (as mods will tell you). If you need me to shut up - edit me! LOL

(OK that was not an invitation to the mods!) Thus ends my little speech!

*messing with Gilles hair, left leg up on his waist*
*picks up on convo*

What? What? Serious talk!? Why would we do that for?

LOL

*clapping loudly* Brava Brava

I was like you when I first found this site, I just looked at the articles and photos didn't even see there were comments. Once I found them and saw the fun it still took me ages to comment.... I'm sick of people being so high and mighty.

I'm pretty sure the twilight people would have a blast if they saw the comments, apart from the ego boost, there are some priceless gags on here.

I like the if you want me to shut up edit me! I might have to steel that ;-)
The day I'll stop coming here is when the faceless non-entities win and this place is no fun anymore! I hope that never happens

I know MP3!!

For a while I had stopped coming here... the entities were a bit too much - I was never a grey face! I was first a howling wolf, then Jake and now Sam! So i just feel that those who are grey face they think they can get away with saying anything *shrug* but that might be just me!

Hey! We can use the line together! OR just quote me when you use that line!! *wink wink*

Deal!!!

Credit goes where credit is due!!!

Lol

you know there won't be any outfit at the end right... so i hope that does not have any special meaning for you.(thinking about one of the wolf *esp.tay*ripping that outfit)

They must have heard our conversation yesterday Ihowl.... I told you no wolf can resist Little Red ;) LOL

Yes I know Kim!

Red has become my favorite color now :-)

Your welcome IH2!!

*gives IH2 hugs*

I've been so busy lately tryin to find a job and other things i haven't had a chance to get on till late

*bone crushing hug to EA*

It is ok girl... we are here to have your back! I, too, am back from a self imposed grumpy self exile!

SO now you can see my smut all over the post!

Keep your chin up!

*can't breathe can't breathe*

Aww thanks Ih2!!

Yes i do see the post you have done and somebody has been bein naughty...LMAO

I always miss out on the fun damn !!!!

Im keepin a positive attitude and I really am happy right now!!!!!!!! :)

Woot woot!!

That is the spirit EA! Now you are IN the fun!

Go on and pour your smut too!!

LOL!

Follow the link to Twilighters Anonymous!!! Jacob's lines are amazing!! Haha!!

"You look imprintable... I mean impeccable!"

<3 <3 <3

i lmao at the 'once you go Black you never go back' ohhh....its an old line but used in a completely new context!

lmao hilarious

They wouldn't need to use a pick up line to get my attention! ;)

It's like in Twilight, Edward/Rob had me as soon as he opened the caferteria door, then when he introduced himself "Hello I'm Edward Cullen, sorry I didn't get a chance to introduce myself last week, you're Bella?" I so would have replied "I'm yours" LOL

Hey kim!!

Yea he had me from the cafeteria door too, I was like HELLO BABY!!!!!

Hey EA!! How have you been girly? :) I think he had everyone, who could resist him?

Im doin great!! How about u ? Sorry im just now repling i had a few things to do today.

Yes he did have everyone and i really don't know who could resist him except the wolfie girls!!!

Yeah, as soon as he walked in the cafeteria, I would have been a goner! LOL

OMG KIM LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/exclusive-pics-r...

*can't breathe*

OMG RR are u tryin to kill me!!!!!



I so just almost had a damn concusion when i hit the floor

LOL! EA... Happy Trail!! and a Wet t-shirt!!!

*running towards EA with a bucket full of smelling salts*

oh thank you IH2

*smells salts and starts coming back around*
*gives IH2 huge hug for savin me*

OMG....YES HE'S WET... WET I SAY.... OMG

*havin REALLY diry thought while stares at WET ROB*

Pretty sure the lines wouldn't be needed that end.....
I think I would need to work on mine though........


" That's a nice Pea-coat your wearing- it'd look even better on my bedroom floor"

LMFAO!!!!
Genius.

I've got one!!!

"That's a nice shade of lipstick you're wearing, it'd look better smeared all over my face though" lol

LMAO!

Classics....

"Face" is NOT the body part I would have chosen...

Lol I was trying not to come on too strong. And
OF COURSE they're better places. lol
But you can scroll down and watch the vid for another one of the ideas I posted.

I have some more for Jacob ,too :
"Hey honey,wanna play fetch?You'll throw and I'll catch...your heart"
"Excuse me, do you mind holding my pants for a bit?I have to phase ... but I'll be back for them"
those just popped out of my mind right now :D

jacob has without doubt the BEST lines

' i can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds'....

James should be

" want to make a little film?"

*fist bump* That was cute!!! Too bad his date ends up dead in the end, but with abs like those.. it's a nice way to die.LOL

3rd...Close enough i guess... These are too funny...chessy but funny..

ROTFLMAO

super WIN: "My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.”
--> can i save this one for Rob?

and these as well:
"Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?” -Jake
"You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up." - Emmett
(-->nmm.org this should have been FIRST for Emmett's btw)
"So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?"-Jasper

The Texas comment is true.

*BIG grins*

LMAO

i'm sureeeeeeeeee it is!!!

LMAO *hits like button*

lol thanks!

i have to say Jasper's Texas one prolly is one of the better ones! ;-)

well its true hahaha love it tho i dont think pick up lines are necessary just drop the pants boys

this is true

hmmmm, seeing this convo. in my head...LOL

Rob (they'd) be in the middle of trying the line out: "Hey did ya...."

me: "cut it Rob (Kellan/Jackson) i don't need to hear a brillian pick-me-up
line, JUST DROP those pants of yours!"

Like they need pick up lines, all they have to do is look at the crowd and scoop the girls of the floor ;)

hahah ''im an addict. will you be my heroin?''
YES

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Taylor Lautner Pictures



omg look at this funny pic of taylor

“I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

i'll time you ;)

OHHHH!!!!!

THIS MY PERFECT PICK-UP IDEA FOR ROB!!!!!
But switched around. lol
WATCH MY BRILLANCE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0555EtAZ4

"I gotta say the back of ur head is rediculous!!!" lmao

Who needs pickup lines when you are a cullen!?
All they gotta do is flash me there "disco sticks" and i'm down for whatever..lol!

yes, yes... just 1 look and im up 4 watever they wanna do!!

LOL

I would prefere a ride...lol!

lol i like the one for jacob that says "once you go black you never go back" so true, haha!

OMG... those are some SEXY pick-up lines... I would fall to my feet for those ANYDAY...
*drools*
Wow... aww Edward... how sweet and yet still so sexy... LOL Emmett... lol of course he would show off with his muscles and strength... LOL!!
Gotta love my Cullens =)

Yo sista!

You seen any red thongs lying around??

I need them
*pointing to the Jacob line above*

LOL!

LMAO
*sees something red from the corner of her eye*
*picks it up*
*shows it to Howlie*
You mean these??
Bow chika wow wow Howlie... you been naughty haven't ya? Haha!
*slings red thong into Howlie's hands*

LOL

yay!!!!! *hugs Ceci suffocatingly*

Now I will just go ahead and entice Sam out of the woods....

oooooh my my what big biceps you have Sam! *giggling*

*can't breathe*
Woa sista... you're welcome but chilax on the choke-hold... geez!!
LMAO... oooh I bet Sam is enjoying showing those biceps to you
*wink wink*
Be GOOD Miss Red Blackie Hood/Thong... eh whatever... LOL

*singing randomly*
Baby if you strip, you could get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
I'm about to strip and I want it quick
Can you handle me the way I are?

What Ceci?? Oh yes I will be a very very good girl!
*smile innocently*

*Starts randomly singing also to represent the vamp girl side*

I don’t see nothing wrong) ooh…
(With a little bump, and grind) with a little bump, and grind
(I don’t see nothing wrong) ba-baby - hey, I
(I don’t see nothing wrong) I don’t see nothing wrong
(With a little bump, and grind) with a little bump, and grind
(I don’t see nothing wrong) hey, ooh…ooh

lol (Rob's favorite)

LMAO... oh STOP it... hahaha... I don't think you have to sing to them to make them strip... make them go angry and in a second they'll fursplode and you'll get front row seats to their um... almost-wolfie-bodies... buahaha!!

Sure, sure... act innocent all you want you dirty, naughty girl!!

LOL!!!

Well, I and TWP have planned to steal the cutoffs once they fursplode... Job made easier right?

*sigh* i know i can't fool anyone with my innocent smile!

LOL!! Haha... the HALE you can't fool anyone with that smile.... pshh.. you wish! LOL... Ooooh good idea... yea steal the cutoffs and then dispose of them so they won't be able to find anything when they have to shift back... and ooooh let me sneak a peek in there will ya sista? HAHA!!

I think Rob would just have to just look at me and

That would be IT!!!

LOL

LOL... sure, sure woman... I bet... well, after he looks at me THEN if there's still time can he look at YOU... lol... or we can both stand in his sight and that would be IT... buahaha... either way!!

i wanna be the mother of his puppies...lmao

How about simply..."Hi...I'm Edward...drop your pants."

lol

LMAO... oooh yeaaaa that would be just perfect... OR he can simply look at me and BOOM... off they go... no need for words, really ;-)

I think the Jasper one is the best. lol

Weren't you the one who had run away in dork filled shame on the other post? Cause your line (once you go black you never go back) is on number 1 in the Jacob top 10 ;) See you aren't a dork! LOL

Lol Yes!
You and 4thewolf got me to come out from underneathe my bed.
And I will now wave my dork filled flag high!!! lol

Good girl, I'm proud of you.. Keep working on that self confidence! Haha!

I'm not a dork...I'm a geek! XD

That line is totally true!! After I read Twilight, I was Team Edward all the way (who the hell is this Jacob guy???). But then New Moon came along and I met the real Jacob. Oh boy... no more vampires for me. I was a converted wolf girl always and forever. Hahah!

<3 <3 <3

I agree! lol

HALE yes I want to see his battle scars!

I wanna see Jasper's battle scars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me first! me first!

I wanna see Jasper's battle weapon.

lol

LOL isn't it enough that you got to be Rob's "nether regions" on that quiz??

Damn girl, you do have a filthy mind :D

Hey...I just call 'em as I see 'em...or rather...HOPE to see 'em.

*Doing best Rob impression" DUH!

I'll give Rob a chance to clean it up for me though.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO! I loved the Jake pick-up lines most! "I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds" LMAO!!

LMAO! That should have been Jake's #1 line!!

LMAO

And what about Carlisle?!
he can say something like "Hey girl... wanna play Dr and patient with me? *wink*"
:D

Open Wide!!!

4th !!!:D lol

Love it!

lol

LOL

is that Alex Meraz from your photo? O.O He looks like him a bit

oups..my mistake..I took a glimpse at the bigger photo from your profile and it seems is not Alex. Anyway...they look a bit alike :P

It's David Boreanaz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He played Angel, the vampire with a soul. I guess from afar they could look alike :)

I don't knw what number I am, but @ least I'm here...:)
all the lines are pretty funny....lol

Lmao these are funny ;)

Um, I don't know about anybody else, but I am fairly certain that all any of those men would have to do is just look at me for more than 10 seconds and my panties would drop...

Hmmm...maybe I am just easy that way...

lol

bahhahhaha! umm and effing you know it only would take ONE second for that to happen girl ;-) hahaha

I know...but, if I can make it to 10 seconds, I tell myself I am playing hard to get...

LMAO

OH GAWD haahahhaha thats great "hard to get" i love it! by the way i miss you stalker. im going to have to come here more often!
stalk ya later!

I miss you too!!
I havent been on here in a while...

I shall return to my stalking duties right away!!

**blows Twifan89 kisses**
...stalk ya later!!

lol

LOL!!!!!!!

*jumps on Effing's neck* Hey BFF!

You're a dirty little vamp aren't you!?

We should time how fast you pull yours down vs how fast I pull mine!

LOL

Ha!!

Hello BFF!! **gives BFF big hug**....havent talked to you in a while!! Miss you!!! *kisses BFF all over her face*...stop squirming, you like it!!

To make it easier, perhaps I will just start wearing crotch-less....Much more convenient, and I wont feel as slutty as I would going commando...

I really am brilliant sometimes!

**goes online to buy crotchless panties**

lol

LMAO!

I bought some on sale at Victoria Secret!



*notices shocked faces looking towards Effng and PIMSY*



I mean...*cough*



My sister friend's cousin mentioned something like that...I didn't buy any!



LOL

Don't be embarrased, embrace your inner kinkiness, woman!!

LOL

*shouts to room**
YES! we wear crotchless panties and we are proud!!!

DONT JUDGE US, YOU A$$HOLES!!!!

**waves crotchless panties around in the air**

LOL

*closes eyes*


Embrace inner kinkiness I must.
Deep, deep inside I me must feel.

*opens one eye and watches as Effing waves panties in the air*

HAHAH! How can I concentrate when you are acting like that?


LOL

**turns to see BFF hesitating**
 
**sigh**
 
Geeze, come on woman...dont leave me hangin'...
 
**puts crotchless panties in BFF's hand, brings her arm up and starts waving it around with mine**
 
....See, isnt this nice....let the kinkiness out, dont hold it in anymore...BE THE FREAK YOU WERE MEANT TO BE!!!!
 
woo-hoo!!
 
**starts runnin around room, with panties waving thru the air**
 
 
lol

LMAO
*waves panties*

What the?

*exams panties and puts them on*

I knew those looked familiar! hahaha

Olá PIMSY :D

Vou falar em Inglês senão ninguém nos percebe :D

Yeah right...Sure you didn't...:D

LMAO

Caterina! Minha amiguinha Portuguesa!

Yes, lets NOT speak in English! lol

How are you?

Só de imaginar a cara de alguns a olhar para aqui tipo: q raio é q elas estão a dizer??LOL

OK...I'm fine PIMSY, thank you!!!!

You?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


crotchless panties and sexy vamps... mind has just gone 2 da gutter!!


LOL

No...you're just easy everyway.

LOL

*blows kisses to Effing*

Hiya Girlie!

*sighs*
...yes, you are right. You know me so well...

I TRY to play hard to get, but am not very successful. LOL

**catches Scarlets kisses**

Oh..Thanks...

**wipes them all over my face**

Here you go!

**blows sloppy wet kisses back .... and a hug**

lol

*catches Effings kisses and hug*

LMAO...NO judgement here...we're all sluts!

LOL

LMFAO....hahhahahaha this is so great! love all those pick up lines

Yeah, they all had some good ones. lol. I think the big bad wolf one cracked me up the most, though.

LOL!Wow,i would fall for those lines anyday!Their sense of humor would win me over!

Jacob: “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”


ahhh! *melt!*

Ugh I wish I could hear them say those lines!

OH MY GOD!
haha
these are so awe-maze-ing! :P
jakes is priceless! :P
and edwards is just :P

Hahaha Love the lines

"Hi" would be a good enough pickup line with any of them.

LOL.. "You had me at hello?"

Haha Yeah.

You know what, they don't even have to use a pick up line. No need to get creative.

If he came over and Just smiled! That's enough for me.

Everybody has YOU at hello!

*laughs loudly while attempting to dodge wolfy's swings*

lol

*leaps onto Scarlet, knocking her to ground, rubs face in the dirt*

No,not EVERYBODY...

*tries to think of an example...*

Ok.. I kill people for a living, and hit other ppl for fun. I don't exactly get all that many hello's so you're not saying all that much*

*lets Scarlet go* Free facial.. mud's good for you.

LOL

*rubs mud into skin*

Thanks...keeps me looking young..

*looks at wolfy's face*

*rubs a little mud on wolfy's face*

Here...you may need a little of this...

*takes a closer look*

On second thought...I think you may need a couple bucketfuls.

*busts out shovel and bucket to gather some age-defying mud for wolfy*

Rub it in good.

No sweetheart.. that's not my face... *points to hand mirror* That's you.. Yes, it's difficult to see, but just remember.. it means you must have smiled a lot.. or that you have bad genes.. one of the two.

LOL

LOL

Wow...mirror huh...you brought that out of left field...I know...I'm
difficult to respond to...

LOL

*pfffffffffffffttttttttttttttt*

*bursts out laughing*

If you say so......

LOL

Nice...another dubious response...you prove my point succinctly.


*ponders what bizarre comment or object wolfy will hurl at her next*

*sigh* No, Scarlet that wasn't dubious. I was using an innuendo. *rolls eyes*

However, kudos for the use of the word succintly. and here.

*hurls octopus at Scarlet*

Unexpected, yes?

LOL

(column is thinning out)

Unexpected, yes...But THANKS!!

I LOVE SEAFOOD!

lol

They wouldn't even need a pickup line for me. I'll just go right over there and introduce myself! lol

lmao i would LUV 2 be Little Red Riding Hood! ;)

lmao i would LOVE to be Little Red Riding Hood!!! ;)

it's so nice you can say it twice.LOL

I just woke up my fiance laughing... but he thought they were wicked funny too. I'm so glad he's read the books so that he can appreciate my weirdness of Twilight!

OMG
I want to be your red riding hood Jacob!
*swoon*

hahahaha i love jacobs...i would love to be his little red riding hood...all night long

love the pick-up lines they r sweeeeeeeeeet lol :D

some of those pick up lines are so sweet.
i want a guy to use them on me :)

Edward : I have a private island. Wanna see it?

Hell yes U dont even have to ask ;)

LMAo!!!!

Coming from those guys, any one of those lines would work on me!! lol

They don't even have to say a word to me. lol
Im ready and willing!
(Im such a whore) :)

My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.

LMAO!!! *Puts on Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue*

Best.Jasper.One.Period!

I burst into laughing fits when I read that one, too!

yes, anytime i hear any of their voices (especially edward's) i melt into a fantasy that would probably b rated x!!


LOL

LOL- these are wonderful.

I think I'll give this list to my guy friends and have them give it a try- we'll see if these work!

Wet Tee shirt Rob & NICE ABS!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/exclusive-pics-r...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG


Im following that trail baby.......where does it go???? POPSICLE WONDERLAND!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

You said it sista!

"He was willing to do anything." LMAO Rob Rob Rob...

But anyways.. I love those pics omg he is burning hot!! No wonder why they threw water on him!

Edward: Wanna see how many licks it takes to get to the center of my everlasting POP? LMAO OMG LMAO..............

EDITED BY MODERATOR: PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFLORD!!!!

LMAO!!!

OHH GOODNESS

thnx those were SEXY!!!!!!!!!


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........


**licks lips**

FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!!

WOOOOO HOOOO!

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME!!

AAAAAYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY!

U GO GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!







**hands scarlet #1 sticker**



:)

Scarlet *slap* Are you.. are you losing your mind??
Where are you first? What are you first on?
First to crack and go nuts in public?

*shrugs shoulders and smacks gum*

ehhh...I just wanted to see what it was like.

Woops. Didn't mean to rain on your parade..

*pops Scarlet's bubble gum.. it explodes onto her face and sticks*

*runs away laughing*

*pulls gum out of mouth and sticks it in wolfy's hair*

POP THIS!

LOL

Oh, and by the way.. I think Zac Effron is HOT..

;)

Ya...well...it's not the first time your judgement's been called into
question.

lol

I think you're a closet Efron lover.. just like Effing_.. No worrries.. Here, I picked this up for you..

http://www.squarehippies.com/actors/2007/10/zac...


Enjoy!!! I won't tell anyone. LOL

*grabs link off the page and swings it around her head in a circle before
pelting wolfy in the stomach*

You can take that and stick it where the sun don't shine!

lol

Alaska? Sure.. I'm going next week in fact.. Thought you'd like it..

Dream happy dreams tonight.

ROTFL........................

ROTFL....Ok...that was pretty good....

You're right...I have family there and the sun doesn't shine 4 months out of
the year.

lol

Sorry to break it to you but your not first....I think you might have lost it.;P

im sad....


cuz i wont b on here all next week!! :[[[[




goin 2 nite owl camp 4 girl scouts...


usually stay updated with news via phone but they probably wont let me take my phone 2 camp but it probably wouldnt work where im goin in nebraska anyways...



whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :((((((((((((((((((((((


this will b da only day ill b on here till i go 2 camp

i leave sunday. got alot of packin 2 do; havent got da list dat says wat i need 2 take... im waitingggggggggggggggg.................

Gr it wont work for me :(

"My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood."
LOL
I love "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue. hahah.

http://twilightseriestheories.com/index.php/200...
yay, new trailer coming soon.

i saw somethin 4 bandslam in da twilight dvd


its in da previews b4 da movie

i no dis sounds wrong but some of these sound like stuff qauqmire from family guy would say...



im not sayin none of these guys wouldnt say any of these things, but it just sounds like somethin he would say

i have 2 go



wont c any of u guys next week



:(((



bye bye **gives small sad waves to room; has huge frown on face**

OMGGG

These are sooooo hilarious. My stomach hurts right now.

My favourites are:

Jacob: “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

Edward: "Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy."

He can be the bad guy ... that is fine.

Ok if I guy used any of these pick lines I would melt right there, Listen up men, if you want to dazzle a girl, use these lines. They will be putty in your hands lol

I would melt, too. lol.

Edward


I'm hungry, I'm on a liquid diet

omg I lovelovelove Jacob's lines! LOL "Will you be the mother of my puppies?" AWWWW!
Animal Attraction indeed...

I liked the one that said, "Once you go Black you never go back." lmao!

Yep, priceless! LOL

And, you know, it's so true! LOL

Haha I wouldn't go that far.. I mean.. I like having some change in my life LMAO Team Swiss!

I got one...

"Are you a vampire? Cuz you dazzle me!" =]

hahaah...is it bad that my answer to all of those is YES!!! =]

I've got a great pick up line for Jasper but......it's naughty.

The naughty ones are the best ones! lol

haha i absolutely loooveee! these pick up lines and it will be so cool if they put some of these in the movies!

That would be hilarious if they put them in the one of movies!!

I meant, that would be hilarious if they put one of them in the movies. Sorry. lol.

haha these are funny
when me and my best friend met kellan at a convention we gave him these hilarious pickup lines. he loved them. =)

*woof

“I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

I'll count it down!

can i just say that these would all work on me. i just laughed for about a minute.

haha, i love them ALL!

The best ones are definitely the Edward one and the Jacob one... I couldn't stop giggling when I read the Jacob one... *sigh* if only :D

Love all these lines, very creative!!

I can't really think of anything else to say, cause the wolfgirls have def took over the post with their little red riding hood fantasies, lol

ooookay! first of all i need to say that i LOVE LOVE LOVE that picture of all the guys (the only one missing is Peter!)... so nice to look at! ;)

and all of those lines are hilarious! my favs were Edwards and Jacobs..... "You know what they say. Once you go Black, you never go back!".... HAHAHAHAHA! that one made me crack up! :) too funny.

I am a Edward girl, but the Jacob lines are pretty freaking good. But in all honesty, all Edward would have to do is show up and he would be mine. He wouldn't have to say anything. LOL

Wanna be my jewish princess and swallow my pride xD thats a good one!

I so just put this as my avatar. :-) Too cute and GOOFY!

If Jasper says to me: "I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?"
My answer without thinking it will be: YESS SIIIIR!!!

Because I want to see their battle scars, and I just want to know if it's true what I heard about that 'everything’s bigger in Texas'!

LOL

ok so i tried to copy and paste a pic of taylor but it wouldnt let me so just go to fanpix.net and type in taylor lautner and they will bring up a list of website things, click on the first one and then click on his pics and theres a pic of him with ballons or something up his shirt that make it look like he has man boobs lol idk how old this pic is, it looks not very old but im telling you, ur missing out if you havent seen this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

OME! Thats soo funny!!! lol!

hahaha he's totally enjoying it too!

LOL!! He looks like he's trying to be WonderWoman! XD

Can I join ur little party? haha

doesn't Jasper's battle scars one make you think of that Mulan song? LOL
Once you go black, you can never go back ;)