*jet engine roars to life*

*plane rockets off runway and into the air*

Alfred: We'll be in Romania in about 30 minutes

Darcy: Ok, now Scarlet, how did you get out of there and what happens when we reach Romania?!

Darcy, we're offering the cure to the Romanians.

*Darcy opens mouth to begin argument*

BEFORE you begin...please...hear me out.

The Romanians are desperate...They despise the Volturi...and will do ANYTHING to gain power, even if it means agreeing to our terms.

We will agree, unbeknownst to the Volturi, to supply Stefan with a the cure in any time of need.

The Romanians do not have the sheer numbers of the Volturi...they have no one who can breakdown the syrum and reproduce it. They just HAPPENED upon the scientist who developed the mutated blood.

We will allow the Romanians to fool the Volturi into believing they are now in control, but WE will regulate its dispensing.

Then, all we must do is find the scientist who created the mutation and stop him or her.

Is all this clear?

*stares quitely*

*barely more than a whisper*
Bloody Hell

What, Darcy?

Do you believe my plan to be imprudent?

*turns to cabin*

Beg your pardon everyone, but we are approaching Romania now, we'll be landing momentarily.

As this post has achieved multiple pages due to our little adventure might I recommend reconvening on the Knoxville Premier post, it only has 79 comments at the moment.

LOL!

(ok moving comments to Knoxville Premier)

Not imprudent, just bloody terrifying.

We will be messing with a balance of power that has been held in place for more than fifteen centuries.

*pours self a large scotch*

*raises glass*

To the end of the world as we know it.

*raises glass*

It's time for there to be a balance in power.

The Volturi have reigned without check for far too long.

*hands glass to PIMSY*

Drink this...you'll feel better.

let's move to the Knoxville thing! Spread the word!

cheers!
*clinks glasses*
Alfred: Romania is coming up on the left.
OH GOD!!!

*nods solemnly*
*whispers*
this is the best story ever. we should send this conversation into stephenie meyer

yes! what a great plan!

Welcome BBWG. I'm so glad you are with us.

I am SURE that, after today, the Volturi will execute any wolf they find on site, with no questions asked.

Have you left anyone in Italy that we need to contact and tell to evacuate?

umm, well, no. But I WAS wondering what happened when you were in the Volturi's lair...what did Aro say and stuff?

I promise to explain all once we've complete our mission.

We MUST remain focused.

Do you know how to defend yourself in a vampire attack?

move to the Knoxville post! it only has 79 comments! spread the word!

*eyes widen*
No! I'm a young wolf I only know how to fursplode!
Help!
*runs in circles on jet*

ARGH! All this vamp talk is making me sick! Stupid race!

*4tw throws headphones at Pimsy*

*notices Darcy and Scarlet's hurt face*

Well...Elizabeth is not...argh!
*turns back around and looks outside the window*

*kneels infront of PIMSY and caress her face with hand*

Alfie, I understand that you hate me right now....and it's ok...

Hold on to that hate....

It will keep you alive.

*tenderly kisses PIMSY on the forehead*

what's with the halt in the story??we were getting to the good part!

Everyone take a seat and I will explain.

*Turns to Alfred again*

No stops, please. STRAIGHT to Romania.

TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!!!

*pimsy pretends not to listen or care for Scarlet's reply*
*eyes closed*

*hands Pimsy a pair of earmuffs*
*muffled background*
what happened??

(scarlet's probably composing a novel of sorts, no worries, this is where things usually get good)

*stands nose to nose with PIMS in broken anger*

Don't you DARE lecture me about CHEATING!

You don't know a THING!!!!

*stifles sob*

Hey Wolfy....Darcy...Alfred...BBWG? When did you arrive?

Ladies...and Gentlmen...you can remain in Europe, but you should leave Italy NOW!

*looking around*

Is there a secret meet and chat on the Mike Welch posts society i don't know about LMAO

We'll i guess it would be pretty private :) Usually it's just the crickets :) LOL

Mike will be so happy :) lol

Haha, yeah rather than try to compete with 1000+ comments on the Rob-in-the-airport posts we thought we'd have some fun on an old under-appreciated Mike post. Care to join?

I would love to!!! But i am off to see Potter again :) The husband has not
been yet :)

Are you Aflred and Darcy now....or is that someone else in disguise :) LOL

I just have to say you guys...
*pulls out microphone and notecards*
this is the greatest story I've ever read and been a part of. so happy you let me. now, the Volturi is coming for Alfred and Scarlet and probably you all. How suspenseful!

We can't let them see Alfred

*jumps into front seat, pushing Alfred down out of site*

*Scarlet throws Pimsy bodily into back of Rolls and takes off with 4tW*

*BBWG and Nix? jump into car*

*floors gas and takes off down road, tires squealing*

*The Rolls pulls into the runway, stopping near the jet*

*Scarlet stands under the loading gate waiting for all to board*

*As soon as all board, Scarlet ascends steps and slams door closed*

Alfred...set a course for Romania. This ends TODAY!

*PImsy sits and and avoids eye contact with Scarlet*

*BBWG offers another steak to Pimsy*

*shouting*

I"M NOT HUNGRY!

*looks towards Alfred*

CAN WE GET THIS JET MOVING?

*turns and sobs on the seat*

(Replys below)

*Pimsy pouts*
*low growls*
*BBWG offers a cookie to Pimsy and Pimsy throws it out of the window*

*she leans her head on th window and weeps queitly*

LOL

*pats Pimsy on the head*
*sighs and offers Pimsy a steak*
*nibbles on another one*

wooo!! road trip! where are we off to, darcy?

The Airport

*drives more wildly than the Italians (that's an accomplishment) and screeches to a halt in the airport lot*

*group dashes into airport terminal and sees Scarlet just past the security gates*

*machine gun toting guards eye the motley crew suspiciously*

Ooh, nixy!! Join in!! I have to leave. and they could use a brain.. there's too much running around crying and leaving at the first sign of trouble..
Go all dom. on everyone, please. LOL ;)

LOL

I would love to go all Dom believe me!!! I'm really in the mood for it :)
But just leaving too........i just wanted to say HI EVERYONE :)

Oh the fun of the empty Mike posts :) Shame i'll miss it :) LOL

night nixy!!! LOL.. Go uh.. have fun!! ;)

*stick tongue out at Wolfy*

For YOUR information...we're getting ready to kick some Volturi tail!

LOL

LOL!! HEY!!! get my crickets OUT of Italy!!!

LOL

We're been....role-playing!

LOL

Sounds kinky LOL

I've started reading the comments but i gotta go out and se Potter again :)
I've sit down and read through when i get back :)

You a funny bunch LOL

xxxxx

*entire goup comes and forms a circle around Nicky*

*Scarlet tentatively steps forward and places hands on Nicky's shoulders*

Actually...

Nicky...

*Sits Nicky down into chair*

The truth of the matter is... THIS *indicates assembly*....

Is an Intervention.....

*Places hands on Nicky's*

Sweetheart, you have an unhealthy addiction....

You have a serious Potter addiction.

And WE want to help you deal with it.

Will you let us help you deal with it?


LOL

MORNING!

*SHOUTING*

I Don't need a bloody intervention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not giving up my potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*points wand at Scarlet*

What are you going to do?

Turn me into a love-crazed Vampire with a wolf complex?
ROTFL!!!!

You are welcome to join in if you like. The Volturi are after a cure for a biological weapon that kills vampires. As I am a mere human scientist, any help would be appreciated

: )

Damn it!!!!! I want to join and help....

But i'm just leaving to see Potter fpr the 3rd time!! I shall check in on
you all later :) LOL

*Pulls up in Rolls Royce*

I'm sure we'd all love to stand around chatting all day like nosey sots but I just noticed a band of pale persons coming our way at speeds that I don't thing any of us want to be around to see.

*holds open doors*

GET IN!

yes, sir!
*hops in*
hey when did I get in the story by the way?
...cool!

Thank you for being the voice of reason!

*turns to the group*

Go! GO NOW!

*looks back at Alfred in the Rolls Royce and back at Scarlet*

Does this mean you are staying here...with HIM?

I'm not going with Alfred. I'll find my way out. *wipes tears*

*bolts towards parking lot and steals a beat up old Ford*

*Chases after PIMS*

*rips truck door open*

SNAP OUT of it! I'm NOT staying with HIM!

Get to the airport and I'll meet you there!

We got here this morning, managed to get inside the Volturi sanctuary, but I noticed you were....um....in good hands....

We were about to plan our next assault on the fortress but...

*tears streaming down her face*

Do you LOVE him?

Why should I leave Italy? Maybe I should let Caius kill me and then he can have you all for himself!

How I feel is irrelevant.

*tears flow freely...begins to plead*

Please....PLEASE...I beg of you...just GO!

*glares coldly* Care to explain why I just disposed of a human being and disfigured another in an attempt to rescue someone who was kissing thier captor?
I'm not particularly inclined to listen to your warnings from this point on.
Why are we leaving Italy, exactly? They ran out of enough lip balm for your exploits or is something worse supposedly happening?

Hate me if you want....

But you need to get out of here.

If they find out Alfred is still in the country...NO ONE is safe.

So are you coming with us, or is this another one of those,, you guys run and I'll stay here and "take care of business" things..

Never mind.. Where do you propose we hide Alfred?

No...I'll meet you at the airport...once I've made SURE they aren't folloing me!

GO!!!

*sees PIMSY run to truck and speed away*

WHAT is she THINKING!!!


*runs after PIMSY*

I found a t shirt and thought i might be very fetching on you!!! :)

http://www.zazzle.com/team_jacob_tshirt-2351351...

LOL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!! ROTFL......that is Hilarious!!! I'd be way too shy to wear it in public.. *wicked grin* OR maybe I'd do it when I went to the movies, but that could start a serious war between me and anyone else possibly wearing the same thing.

LOL

*hugs* That was so sweet of you to think of me. LOL

Wear it to bed then :) *wink*

LMAO

OH, nixy!!!!!

*throws arms around nixy*

It feels so odd on here without new news.. *echo, echo, echo*

And I WILL wear it to bed.. too bad it does not come complete with free Jake.. but then.. who would wear it.. it would be on the floor.

;)

*PIMSY sees BBDWG coming towards her in the water*

How COULD you!????? Everybody knew I loved him... and Scarlet...and Kaleb! LOL

*BBWG tries to comfort PIMSY*

NO! Go back before I feed you to the sharks too!

LOL

*gets up from making amazing sandcastle that makes Darcy's look pathetic*
Well, that was remarkably easy.. LET"S GO JETSKIING!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Mr. Darcy can handle the rescue quite nicely.......*pffffffffftthhhhhh* Uh.. sorry..
*runs and dives into water, does 3 mermaidy flips backwards and heads toward a jetski with no owner on it*
*scans area* Well, finders keepers, gets on jetski and whirls it in circles, arcing around and picks up PIMS, snatching her from water. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!
lol

*sees suddenly a very very white deathly beautiful person swimming away from jetski area* UH.. *blood runs cold* PIMs.. I have a feeling I know where the owner of the jet ski just went.

HUH??? The onwer became lunch? *stomach growls*

Maybe we should have lunch too! (LOL)

Someone call for lunch?

I believe I can be of service here.

*presents tray full of pasta and pizza, bowl of green olives, and several bottles of Chianti, Sangiovese, Vernaccia di San Gimignano, and Vin Santo*

Alfred!!! *hugs him* Yum.. Can we eat in the car please.. I don't care if Scarlet is kissing the volturi, I will drag both of them out if I have to.... *wilts* Lovely, I sound like my mother..
*follows PIMs to the car and shuts door* Can we go at the absolute speed limit this car has please?? And can we not listen to this depressing music??? *puts on white girl techno dance station*
Yay!! Now I'm happy? *does funky dance while eating*, and sticks bare feet out the window*

SIs! Why did you drag me here!? Scarlet is at the beach!

LOL

*snarls* RRGHHH!! You know what, I'm royally jumpy right now. I'm gonna go walk it off. Back later. ;)

Maybe there's a little time...
*grabs a bowl of pasta and walks away*

*gets distracted while running towards the car and stops to eat*

YAYYYYYYY! FOOD!

*looks to the side and sees Scarlet there*

SCARLET!!!!!! We were about to get yoooouuuu..*Scarlet glares*

*Pimsy throws food on the floor*

I SHOULD BE THE ONE GLARING!!! YOU CHEATED ON MEEEEE!

now let's be calm here, Pimsy. pick up your food and we'll talk about this in the car.

LOL

No time for lunch! What happened to getting the antidote?
*whining voice*
I ruined the story!
Darcy left, so did Alfred, and god knows what Scarlet is doing!
*starts to sob*

Wohooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pimsy falls back in the water, 4tw turns around and picks up Pimsy again*

Wohoooooooooooo!

hahahah

*growls at Pimsy*
I don't even know who Gilles IS! I fell asleep here a while ago while I waited for you to arrive!
*smacks top of water in frustration*
I would never hurt a wolf sister!

:)

*glaring*

Don't give me that I fell asleep cr@p! How DARE you wear a bikini to the beach where Gilles MIGHT show up!? Don't you KNOW that Gilles has uncontrollable urges????

*sobbing*

*gasps*
I swear, I have no idea who GILLES IS!
and I was tired from running!
*starts to cry too*
why won't you believe me, Pims?

*pats bbwg on back* (she's insanely jealous) and I don't even know why she's dating a guy with uncontrollable urges...not a very secure relationship if you know what I mean.. just hug Pims and tell her she looks pretty and that you adore her.. that is always very comforting .. LOL

Lol, ok. But seriously, I'm suffering from action withdrawal. Must tear Caius to shreds!
*starts to shake instinctively*

OOH, I KNow!! That's why I'm jetskiing.. I'm not exaclty a lay-on-the-beach kinda girl,, but I'm waiting for my guru of wisdom over there *jerks thumb at DARCy* to tell me what to do. I only and ever follow his orders.

*smile*

Scarlet you're back! How did you escape alive?

*appears silently in the shadow of a beach umbrella*

*snorts*

WHO doesn't KNOW or notice that fine man over there!
*points at Italian Gilles look alike*

Oh! It's not...*notices sharks surrounding them*

Uhh BBWG! Swim FAST!!!!!!!!

fear not, I will just phase... and I just remembered I'm not indestructible like Scarlet...SWIM!! and let's get back to the story!!

*smacks BBWG*

Stop dreaming! Darcy is right there *points at Darcy making sand castles*

Scarlet got away! She just texted me again! We are going to pick her up...

*runs towards the car*

Lol
*gets out of water*
*runs to the entrance of the Volturi's cave*
Darcy?
*echoes*
Scarlet?
*echoes*
This is bad. I'm freaking out!! And where IS darcy and alfred???

HUh? *Pimsy stares confused at BBWG*

This IS the story. We just couldnt get Scarlet away from sucking face with Caius and cheating on me...so we decided to get a sun tan!

OMG!! The shark is touching meeee! Oh! Its a dolphin!!! AWWWWWWWWW!

LOL

*Pimsy runs towards a fountain near the Volturi entrance that SM neglected to mention, taking off her skirt and shouting over shoulder*

I’ll do the distraction, let’s go! I wanna hit the beach after this!

*Pimsy jumps in the fountain with her bikini and splashes around*

Woohoooooooooooooo! La vita e bella!!!!!!

*Demetri and other Volturi bolt towards Pimsy*

*Pimsy thinks of fursploding but sees humans passing by*

*The Volturi guards stop short from exposing themselves in the sun*

*Pimsy smirks*

*she watches as Darcy enters the Volturi lair*

*Pimsy dances in the fountain, splashing and giggling, taunting the vamp guards *

*Darcy races down narrow passageways, listening intently for sounds of Volturi guards*

*all chambers seem empty until reaching the inner sanctum*

*hears slippery voices of Volturi elders around the corner*

*Darcy overhears a conversation*

Aro: Scarlet, I find your injudicious gallantry rather droll.
S: I find you superciliousness rather typical. You know why I am here.
A: I do. Though I am intrigued as to how you are here.
*A. glowers sardonically first at S. then to Caius*
S: He has nothing to do with my presence here. I’ve come to protect my loved ones…and our way of life. This is the key you seek.
* clutches vial fixedly and raises it to Aro’s outstretched palm.*
*Just as Aro prepares to grasp the container, S. slams the vial to the floor. The glass shatters…elixir seeps into crevices of the stone floor*
S: Did you REALLY believe I would give it to you….that I would give you more unabashed power than you already possess?
*Caius glares at S. with devastating distress*
A: Very unwise. * Articulates irritated to C.*
This abomination is your liability. Finish her.
*returns to S.’s glare with an eerily genuine smirk*
It’s been a pleasure seeing you again. Rest assured…we will emerge
victorious without your trivial concoction.
*A. and assembly exit leaving S. and C behind*
*C. bolts to S scooping her up into his arms*
C: HOW could you do this? WHY would you do this?
*C passionately kisses S.*

*Darcy thinks, if Pimsy finds out about this kiss she will kill Caius*
*more vamps approach and Darcy fears he cannot rescue Scarlet at this moment without being caught, he leaves and watches as Pimsy and drunk 4tw dance in the water*
*he signals to them and the 3 bolt to the car, racing like mad before the Volturi can have a chance to reach them*

Uh.. exactly where are we going???
And *glares at Darcy* GEez AFter all the ppl I had to knock out in there, why did you come back without Scarlet??? What did you do, just go in there, take scholarly notes and leave??

*collapses into the sand, racking mind to make sense of what he saw*

(look at scarlet's reply all the way in the bottom)

*jumps out the water and hears a beep*

Text message!!!! Maybe its Scarlet.

Opens phone
"YOU people really DO suck at rescuing!"

Uh Darcy...

Yeah, I just got that text too

*gulp*

*listens to Darcy*

I think I won't...just because you're the one that asked.

*smiles sweetly*

No worries. You pulled her back THEN I pressed the brakes LOL

*gets out of car*

*drags it out of middle of road and onto shoulder*

*walks down toward beach*

*from ground* OUCH!!! Obviously you were a little late.. PIMS has a better reaction time than you do.. *rolls eyes* Which is so obvious I don't know why I have to point your inferiorities out..
Oh, look. I think I see a triangle-shaped fin.. Why don't you go check it out???
*gets up from sand* So.. genius.. what do YOU think we should do?

*pushing sand aimlessly*

*Lightbulb*

Make Sand Castles!

Did you, perhaps have something to drink as well, or is your natural brilliance coming to the forefront, Einstein?



*sees Mr. Darcy digging happily. His castle keeps crumbling*

*silently goes and fills up bucket of water, comes back, gets sand wet, makes turrets, guard towers, a back path, puts little sticks up for trees, sculpts a little dragon and makes a moat*

What? I can't help it if I'm better than you.

;)

*hyperventilates*
*passes a traveling vamp without noticing*
think, darcy, think!

don't worry I know the whole story! now, I think I have a plan to rescue Scarlet...oh and where is Alfred??

It starts where I meet 4tw in the fields, before we enter the mansion! It explains why my hand is still glowing and why the Italians are looking at me funny while I try to kill myself and you in the water! LOL

Well I'm glad you're here, things just got really buggered up and We'll need all the help we can get.

I followed you guys here from your mansion Darcy! This story is a thriller!!

BBWG?

Buon Giorno! What brings you to Italy?

PIMSY!
*shakes out fur and jumps into save her*
Lol

*realizes Gilles is lying next to BBWG,*

*PImsy's lower lips trembles and she jumps in the shark infested water*

*sobbing*

LOL

Exactly! Where is Scarlet? *looking towards Darcy, while driving 100mph*

Why are you avoiding eye contact! IS SHE DEAD??

*Darcy shakes his head*

So??

She.....she...umm....

*tugs at cravat uncomfortably*

She was in good hands.

*4tW and Pimsy stare unconvinced*

....er

That didn't make much sense did it.

Ok she was making out with Caius!

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*PIMSY presses the breaks and 4tw flies out of the car onto the sandy beach*

*PIMSY growls and leaves the car in the middle of the road, running towards the water to cool off*

*she notices Gilles lying on the sand and immediately forgets about Scarlet*

GILLES!!!! *jumping up and down*

LOL

*4TW drops soda and sunscreen in shock*
She what??? I had to endure a plane ride, old people music and hanging out with your royal patronizingness *glares at Darcy) to go rescue someone who is.. KISSING the person we are supposed to be rescuing her from?
OH, I'm going to go kill her. NOW!!!!!!
*starts trying to climb out of car while it is still moving*

oh my god this is better than the Volturi scene in New Moon! Don't let me interrupt keep going!

*glares at bidbadwolf*

YOU ARE! LOL



Just kidding! Yes! We are 4 adults role playing!!!! Wanna meet us at the beach!? We are almost there :P

meet you there!!
*grabs swimsuit and typewriter to write this story down*
*fursplodes*
while I'm running you keep writing the story!

You running from LaPush to Italy? hahaha

What a bad a$$ wolf! ;)

Wohoooooooooooo!
*4tw drives, swerving from side to side*

Isn't this fun Mr Darcy?

*They arrive at the jet and Alfred is waiting*
*As they walk in Pimsy shoots 4tw with an animal tranquilizer gun*
*catching 4tw as she falls*

It was the only thing I had! Trust me! You don't want her awake in that jet!

*they settle in and Alfred takes off*

*out cold*
*out cold*
*out cold*
*wakes up groggily* *realizes are flying*
*looks over at drink PIMs is carrying, then grabs it from her, downs it, and stares catatonically out the window, muttering things like, "ooh, what kind of shark are you? Please don't eat me, Mr. Hammerhead.. It's not my fault the jet plummeted into your hunting ground*
*jet touches down in Italy*
*everyone gets ready to jump out, except 4TW who is completely inebriated at this point and is slogging along*

Brilliant, she's completely pissed.

*Darcy and Alfred help 4tW out of the plane*

I hope you're not opposed to grand theft auto.

*locates pair of black ferraris*

Those will do.

So who will be driving to Volterra?

*raises hand dopily* I love driving, Mr. Rogers

*patronizingly*

Thats OK, I have a VERY important job for you.

*eyebrow up* I hate being patronized.
*as bitingly sarcastic as possible*
Speak oh, wise one, and I will do your bidding

I'm glad we've finally gotten that straightened out

*grins*

....braces self to get smacked again


Actually I was rather hoping that you would use you assassin skill and draw out some Volturi guards so that we can have less to deal with inside the lair.

OK, PIMS! Good luck, don't get hurt little sis!!

*eyebrow up*

*momentarily goes speechless with fury*

UGGH!! *SLAP*

*grabs dagger and races to hole, slipping in*

*looks back at Mr. Darcy* Try to do something useful, please. I know it's a challenge, but once in a lifetime would be a nice goal for you.

*quietly jumps into cave*
*backs against wall and slides along it, seeing two human guards near entrance*

*can hear Scarlet's voice, sounding desperate*

*indicates that Mr. DArcy should make a break for it, then leaps behind a guard just as wolf scent hits him, and holds dagger to his throat, neatly slamming the other one with side kick before dragging second guard away*

I'll be there in a minute.

I will *pressing on the accelerator, car roars*

I learned a thing or two in jail!

*4tw and Darcy hop in, Alfred waits by the jet*

*Pimsy drives 100mph, only slowing down to check out Italian men*

Okay so whats the plan? Should I use myself as bait again while the two of you get Scarlet?

Hmm....well we should get in first.

We could try to act like tourists and follow Heidi, but I think our scent would give us away. I would opt for the more....direct approach.

*Volterra comes into view as Pimsy drives over hill*

*City walls loom high, a sheer cliff drops straight down from the wall revealing a section of Roman ruins that stop, as if covered by the cliff*

See those ruins, the amphitheatre is right there up against the base of the cliff under the city wall. Last time I was here they said that the rest of the ruins are buried and could not be excavated because of the danger to the city above it, but look there *points out a hole in the cliff under the stage* I think the Volturi have been using that as a second entrance since ancient times. I don't know why Stephenie Meyer didn't mention it because it fits in with the Volturi perfectly. I think they've been pressuring the city leaders not to excavate it. We could sneak in through there.

*locates clothes, takes them in teeth*

*goes into side room to phase back*

*returns in human form, somewhat less formally attired*

Developed any insights last night?

*Pimsy shoves Darcy and 4tw out of the house as 4tw continues to insult Darcy effortlessly*

*4tw stares at Pimsy as she activates the house alarm*

Argh! Don’t ask! K broke in last week and stole some *clears throat* things of mine.

Okay! So where is this jet?

Right here

*opens stairway leading into plush executive jet*

*all but 4tW climb in*

*carries unconscious 4tW in*

Well that works as also

*all settle into seats, slammed backwards as jet takes off*

*aircraft levels out, setting a course for Italy and Scarlet*

(Alcohol, tranquilizer gun...There is always two sides to the story, when 4tw wakes up will "remind" her that she drank too much)

*Alfred flies at the speed of light, or at least in Pimsy's mind*

*they arrive at Volterra*

*Pimsy carries 4tw out of the jet*

She should wake up soon...I hope *chuckles*

(Replying below as well)

/\
||
|| *notes above*

Right you are sir,

*runs off to ready the aircraft*

LMAO (Alfred's avatar is priceless)

*looking at 4tw*

Should I pack? Will we have time to go the the Italian beaches?

*runs to her room to pack*

How fast can I fly?

Lets just say that any air defense systems would be hard pressed to catch
us, and I don't anticipate running into any of those.

But the leather seats, cocktails, and additional amenities do make the
flight that much more enjoyable. We could probably fly a bit slower on the
return trip.

EXCELLENT!

Where do we meet you?

*notices own attire*

*phones Alfred to make sure that a replacement wardrobe is on the plane*

Will you be ready to head out when Alfred returns with the jet?

*Pimsy screams in pain as the burning sensation on her thigh and shoulder increases*
*as Scarlet sucks the venom out Pimsy has flashbacks of her intimate moments with Scarlet* (LOL)

*Robert Pattinson’s song playing in the background*

*she opens her eyes and sees 4tw, Darcy and Scarlet’s concerned look*

*crooked smile*

Well THAT was fun!

*sees Wolfy flee the room in pursuit of Demetri and Alfred*

BE CAREFUL!! There may be more out there!

*Turns to Aflie, placing hands on either side of her face*

*Begins to tear*

HOW could you do that to me?!?!?! Huh? Why couldn't you just.... Just...

DO you KNOW what would happen to me if I lost you????

*fear and sorrow turns to rage as Scarlet catches Darcy's worried glances*

Alright Darcy! I WANT ANSWERS and I WANT THEM NOW!!!!!

*watches Scarlet leave with Volturi*

Good heavens.

*as soon as they are out of site picks up cell phone and reads text*

:

*Pimsy gasps*

We must go back to the rez! Alfred can stay with me! He will be safe there!

4tw snorts: "No man is safe with you Pimsy! He will stay with me!"

*watches as Darcy opens cell with paws*

Impressive! LOL

*reads message*

"Please do not wait for me. I will destroy the vial before they can take it. Send Pimsy my love."

NOOOOOOO! What is she thinking?

*4tw paws Pimsy in the face*

4tw: Get a hold of your self! First things first! Alfred is our main concern now!

*Pimsy growls*

*Alfred climbs on Darcy's back and the 3 wolves bolt towards the rez*

LOL

<Ok, your house it is then>

*trio rockets toward Pimsy's house*

*Upon arriving the three notice piles and piles of flowers that have been shipped there all with the initial "K" on the adressor*

*Pimsy rolls her eyes and opens the door*

*all three go inside*

<Ok then, they're obviously headed to Italy, we could attempt to stop them before their flight, or take my jet to Volterra and head them off at their headquarters, that is if no one here is opposed to grand theft auto>

<Personally, I vouch for a Tuscan vacation>

*steps out to run the perimeter while 4tW and Pimsy make their selection*

*speaks to Pimsy.. and glares at Darcy*
I would rather do grand theft auto.. and if you're in for the ride of
your life.. *grins wickedly* I would love to drive.. I could seriously use the practice and I LOVE to go fast.. perhaps we could just put a "Student Driver, Stay the H*ck Back* on the end.. and then I'd have a wide margin for error..

I didn't know that Volturi thugs would be attacking the house?!

And furthermore, do you really think we could drive the WHOLE way to Italy?? There's a bit of a pond between here and there, and I don't know about you but I for one am NOT fancying a swim at the moment. We will take the jet and then swipe a car once we hit the continent, you can take whatever you like.

Parachutes? Are you prepared to tell Alfred that you don't trust his piloting skills?

*Alfred gives 4tW puppy eyed stare*

*stares at Mr. Darcy*

*brain flips from being totally embarrassed to angry to .. whatever it is now*

*small voice* I like swimming..... I think I could easily take on the Atlantic..

*sees Alfred's puppy dog eyes and melts*

Of course, Alfred!! Of course you're going to do wonderfully!!

*forces self to look confident and pleased*

*smacks 4tw in the head, wearing a skirt and a bikini top*

Pull yourself together woman! Dont you remember Scarlet made a deal with Demetri and they released Alfred? That is WHY we are going to Italy! To save her and get a nice tan...I hear Italian men are very passionate...Jamaican Jerk? Argh! Sounds awful! Pour me some!

*gulps down drink*

Argh! That was nasty! More please!

LOL

*eyes brighten up* OH!!! That's right!!!!! *hugs Alfred again,tightly* *he looks massively uncomfortable*

PIMS.. *stares in astonishment at Pims clothing* OMgosh.. you're ready to meet Italian men and we havent' even made a move to leave the house??? *sees piles and piles of roses stacked up in PIM's house* And really, can you put the poor things in water.. *runs around putting them in vases and speaking lovingly to the flowers* Yes, you poor things.. I know you're so thirsty.... I'll help you..

*sees PIMs staring* What? They....they like being talked to...

PIMS!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sees PIms drinking jerk sauce*

HOney, honey.. that's a marinade.. you.. you don't DRINK IT.. you use it to flav---- *sees PIMsy's eyes tear up* *takes roses out of vase, forces PImsy to drink the water*

Ok, uh.. how about we just do a chocolate shake for you...

LOL

LMAO!

Thanks for letting me know after I drank 2 full cups!!!!!!!!

*burbs*

We don't have time for breakfast! Lets get going! I wanna get there before noon, save Scarlet and hit the beach!

*looking back at Alfred*

How fast can you fly that thing?



*adjusting bikini top*

When am I NOT ready to meet men? LOL



*winks back at Alfred*

*Alfred stares unamused*

Yes.. let's go....... *rapidly tosses Mr. Darcy a crepe, but stops when she sees PIMS wink at Alfred*



God, PIMS!! *looking terribly hurt* You already have this.. *points to roses* Can't you just.. just leave me ONE person that you haven't already flirted with..*sees Alfred* Yes.. I know you're old enough to be my father.. I didn't mean it like.. UHG!!! Stomps foot, and tosses ponytail..

*tosses limes at PIMSy and grabs suitcase. I"m DRIVING!!!!!!!! *doofs PIMSY"s head and races to car... So.. which one is the brake and which was the accelerator again??"

lol

Argh! Darcy is married, K is going through puuu...err..., Gilles is on vacation and NOW Alfred is yours?



FINE! But we need to save Scarlet fast! I'm craving affection here! LOL



*they exit and Pimsy locks the house*

*drily*PIMs.. it's not like that.. Flirt with him all you want.. I just meant oh, never mind..

And what do you mean, craving affection? I'm not affectionate enough for you??

*WHAM* *smacks PIMS* *SHOVE* I"m so FREAKING affectionate people have to run away from me!!!!

*Punch* Ughh. What is wrong with everybody today. And why are we getting on a plane, I AM DRIVING!!!!! TO THE JET TAKING OFF THINGYMABOBBY!!!!!!!!!

*shoves PIMS into car* AND accelerates from ZERO TO 60 in half a second.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*takes hand off wheel to put on loud music and swerves into other lane*

Woops.

(reply belo)

Again with the insults.

I happen to have a very sweet disposition as a wolf.

Bingley once suggested I make the change permenant.

The tail I could live with, the fleas were murder....thank goodness they invented k9 Advantix

*eyes wide* I'm so sorry was I being insulting, you darling thing??



Of course you would be lovely as a wolf, even though you are even MORE lovely in person. Each day I wake up and think, "Wow, if only I could be as charming and lovely as Mr. Darcy, my life would be complete, and then I cry bitter tears over the fact that in a hundred years I would never be able to reach that goal*



But that's ok, because you are all sweetness and kindness and Pimsy also, so If I just rotate in the same sphere that you both are in, I'm hoping that that will offset all the ways that I am not.



*smiles very very sweetly* Can I get you anything? Eggs? Crepes? Chocolate shake?

Crepes would be lovely thank you.

//WHAM//

*4tW smacks Darcy upside the head with the frying pan*

*wavers somewhat dazed*

Yep, I deserved that

*cracks a huge grin*

So happy we're communicating.. *whips up a crepe, hands it to Darcy and races to drive car!!*

*eyes shining* THIS is going to be SOOO FUN!!!!

How many points do I get for NOT hitting mailboxes, passersby, or crossing over the white lines???

(To Darcy)

Right you are sir,

(To 4tW)

Thank you for your generous hospitality. What was that? Jamaican Jerk Omelet?

The jet can wait just a moment.

*hurls self at Alfred, choking him with a huge hug*

*starts crying uncontrollably* I didn't even know you were hereandIwasworriedsickandthiswholeestablishmentwouldgodownwithoutyouandimissedyouhorribly*

*sniffle*

Yes, for you ANYTHING!!!!! How hot would you like it... 1 pepper, 2?? I've seededthem a bit for those who can't handle the heat.. *smiles happily, grabs an 8 inch chef's knife and starts chopping like a maniac.. blends it.. *sees Pimsy's face* Yeah, yeah..it looks like muddy brown slog.. but it TASTES AMAZING!!*

*finishes cooking, hands to Alfred, then watches his face hopefully* You like??

*semi-stunned by the curious blend of sweet and spicy*

Capital!

*eyes brighten* You like it!!! *hugs Alfred till he can't breathe*

You are my favorite and my best!!!!!!!

*straightens out his suit*

Don't give me that look. I know that you would be completely bored if I wasn't around to set your head spinning,track mud all over the house after running barefoot in the garden, and make you worry about the large party expenditures.

*sees Alfred roll eyes*

*sighs* Fine.. but at least my breakfasts are interesting!!!

lol...

Well then, I suppose we should be off.

Would cocktails on the craft make the flight easier?

*makes mental note to double-stock the aircraft bar*

*exits to prep jet for Italy flight*

*stares at Alfred paralyzed*

*whispers* Um.. yeah.. maybe that would be good. Or some Tylenol P.M. I could just down the whole bottle.. orange flavor is good....

GAH!!!!! *grabs small Bible*

This is going to be FINE!!!

*trips on DVD set on way out*

*looks down and sees LOST season 1*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *Hyperventilates*

*grabs bottle of ice wine and downs it in 2 seconds*

Ok.. ok.. okokokok.. I think I'm gonna be fine now.. goes to drive.. Trust me. I drive better like this..

Oy what's with the death stare?

As time is of the essence perhaps you driving would be preferable. *gulp*

Alfred, please go prep the Learjet.

*stares at Mr. Darcy, unamused* Oh, hmm. I wonder.. Let's see.. it's either because 4TW is moody, OR it's because someone whose name shall not be mentioned *shoots daggers at Mr. Darcy with eyes) is a really big big liar who gave permission to help manage Pemberley, knowing that vamp thugs sneak in and out of the house. At what point were you hoping they'd kill me off? Before I ruined Georgiana, or after I got your house in order and I wasn't useful anymore?

UGH!!!! *snarls* *hurls copy of Big Mouth and Ugly Girl at Mr. Darcy, hitting him*

And at what point did Alfred get rescued??

AND .. *goes green* FLYING?? I thought we were driving... *starts panicking* IhateflyingIhateitIhateit.. are there parachutes we can take if I feel like the jet is going down??

Down boy! LoL

*Pimsy scratches behind Darcy's ear and he shakes his back leg*

*giggles*

Morning!! Come in! 4tw is making breakfast! I think I might have some male clothes here somewhere, but it won't be what you are use to.

Is that okay?

*rolls eyes at Darcy acting like a dog* PIMs Please!! Can you allow him to retain a little bit of the small shreds of dignity he has remaining... *smiles very very sweetly at Mr. Darcy..* Maybe if he gets irreversably hurt, you can use his fur for a rug.
And *grabs eggs and bacon from PIMS* I don't like normal breakfast foods..hope you don't mind.
*starts slamming scotch bonnet peppers, ginger, lime juice, and spices into a blender* I make a really really mean Jamaican Jerk* If you really want eggs.. I'll work it into an omelet..
Orders, anyone?? *eyebrow up* ;)

*nods head, understanding*

*sniffs around for male clothes*

*continues below
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*Pimsy goes into her room and phases into human form, changing into her usual attire, a short skirt and a figure fitting shirt* LOL

I doubt we will need to steal anything with these leg...*wiiggles eyebrows*
*4tw rolls her eyes and phases in Pimsy's room, changing in to a more conservative outfit*

*Pimsy walks to the living room and sits on the armrest, next to Alfred*
Hey Alfred! Wanna see my scars? *sly smile*

*4tw throws a shoe on PImsy's head*

Ouch! *chuckles*

*4tw suggest they rest and think this through, after all Scarlet seemed confident of what she was doing*

*Pimsy growls*

I'm not leaving her alone any longer with those bloodsuckers!

*4tw places her hands over PImsy's shoulders and reminds her that Scarlet IS a bloodsucker herself*

*Pimsy tries to trust in Scarlet's instincts but cannot control the need to protect her*

*they wait for Darcy's return*

*trio hears the 'clat, clat, clat' of Darcy's nails on the front porch*

*they look up to see Darcy's wolf head peering through the small window on the upper half of the door (obviously he must have reared up on his hind legs to get up so high)*

*cocks head to the side and barks loudly when noticing others looking at him*

*Pimsy opens the door, Darcy is sitting on the front porch wagging his tail*

*gets up*

*shakes off morning dew in typical canine fashion*

*bounds off to rez*

<Pemberley is no longer safe>

<Any suggestions>

(comment below)

*returns, in human form and in usual attire*

As you have probably discerned by now Elizabeth is a vampire. It's a very long story that happened many years ago, and that is not why the Volturi have taken an interest in us. But it is part of it.

You see, she is sick. I know that you may think that it is not possible for a vampire to fall ill, but it seems there are some vulnerabilities that your kind still does posess.

Let's see if you can figure this out on your own. You know that vampires do not change, it is as if you are frozen in time. But what is the one thing that does change, and why?

The only vulnerabilities I am aware of are those that happen as a result of an incomplete vampiric change and are imposed by the Volturi because of...

*stops realizing she's revealing too much and the Volturi are still near*

To answer your question...our thirst changes along with our eyes as a result of that thirst.

Got it.

*hands Scarlet a vial*

*turns to fursplode*

*wheels back around*

Wait a minute what are you going to do? And how do you know so much about the Volturi?

*Pimsy paces back and forth*
*Speaking through pack mentality*
WHAT is Scarlet doing????? I can't stand this wait! She left with Demetri! Hmm Demetri…*loses train of thought*
*shakes head*
We need to go after her! This is suicide and the vial! Why did she give that to them?
*Pimsy stops and looks at wolf-Darcy in the eye, searching his memory for a response*



LOL

<Pack Mentality>

<That's the cure that Alfred's been working on for Elizabeth, but it's not ready yet. Only almost. But if they do get ahold of Alfred again and complete it, that's the only thing stopping them from total hegemonic domination, they can wipe out anyone they want and never be implicated, and have no fear of retaliation in the same manner, the Volturi will be completely unstoppable>



*opens cell phone and checks text message*
(a notoriously difficult thing to do with one's claws)

I'm going to lead them away. When Demetri finds out what I have to
offer.... He'll take the bait, trust me.



I know them....because....because....they are the reason that I am what I
am. It's time for Caius to just END this. I'm not running for him any
longer.



He can face the others deal with what he's done once and for all.



If I can just focus on the Romanians and their threat...they will let me
in...no questions asked.



*grabs vial from Darcy*



You see....I once....belonged....to Caius.



But there's no time to explain.



We have to hurry!





* hurdles from window, landing quietly, and sprints toward the forest*

*shakes head, stunned*

*realized time is of the essence*

*fursplodes and rockets off into the forest following Scarlet*

Right behind you!

*easily dodges trees and brush we approach the crowd gathered in the forest.
Alfred is being question by the leader as 4tw and PIMS finish their plan of
attack and prepare to pounce*



Darcy! Grab them!



* vaults over brush and into the small clearing containing the assembly*



STOP Demetri! I can give you what you want!



*raises hand to the crowd revealing the vial of elixir Alfred has prepared*



*Demetri snickers at Scarlet in reply*



D: So. The prodigal child has returned? How are those lungs of yours,
Scarlet?



*Demetri clutches Alfred by the throat and sneers*



S: Drop him, Demetri. I’m not interested in rehashing the past with
you. Every
second you waste gives the Romanians and opportunity at victory. You want
your precious existence protected, you do what I say.



*Demetri raises a wary eye*



D: Name your terms.



S: You release him and promise never to return. You will leave my friends
and my……my….. You will leave them all out of this! I’ll return with you to
Volterra with this vial and the secret to its creation.



D: Aro will not be pleased that you’ve managed to survive this long. But…it’s
worth the risk….AND the entertainment.



*Demetri releases Alfred. Alfred flees the scene. Demetri beings to
laugh.*



D: I will just love watching Aro make Caius dispose of you.



S: Stop talking and walk!



*as the group begins to exit, Scarlet drops down and quickly sends a text to
Darcy, 4tw, and PIMS, then drops the phone in the dirt and runs to catch up
with the coven.*

Correct, the blood that you ingest is the only thing that penetrates into your system, the only biological entity that alters your state of being. A few weeks back, Elizabeth happened upon some tainted blood. And just like a human eating spoiled meat her body rejects it, except that it too has been changed. I say tainted blood, the better term would be mutated. The blood itself seems to have developed some form of extreme anticoagulant, it will not bond with her cells, and what is worse, it transferred that same property to her, now she cannot even accept normal blood of any type. No matter how much she drinks, she is starving to death. A vampire that ingests the blood that she did, would die of thirst within days and no one need ever lay a hand on him. Now can you imagine why this would interest the Volturi?

*gasps* The living-death? I've heard stories...but never seen a vampire who's succumbed to the starvation.

Who's behind the development of the mutated blood?

*suddenly realizes who could be behind this...*

Of COURSE! They would do ANYTHING to over-throw the Volturi...


So. Are you attempting to....create a...blood alternative.

And how is Alfred involved?


*hears a scurrying behind her*

*turns in time to see Aflie fly out the window*


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Yes, it can be used as a biological weapon against any vampire, and one needs only infect the food supply. Now, there is an arms race to see which group can weaponize it first. And Alfred is the key. Beyond being a superb butler he is an extraordinary chemist; he developed a temporary treatment, that is the glowing substance that Pimsy put her hand in, and is nearing a cure. Since both groups can access the disease they are afraid to use it on each other, but whoever controls the cure controls his own immortality. Whoever controls the cure, controls the world.

*sees Pimsy jump from the window*

PIMSY!!!!

Scarlet! They're in no condition to take on the Volturi. We can't let them take Pimsy and 4tW too!

Darcy! I need to listen to me VERY carefully.





I need you to give me one of the vials Alfred completed. We're going after
them. When we get there, YOU get 4tw and PIMS OUT of there! And no matter
WHAT happens.....do NOT turn back. It is IMPERATIVE that you follow my
strict instruction.





Take them to the rez and KEEP them there until morning. By then...we should
be gone. I will attempt to get a message to you if I can.





Do you understand? Please, Darcy. I need you to do this for me.

*Pimsy listens carefully to Darcy’s story and releases the breath she didn’t realize she had been holding*

*looking away, not wanting Scarlet and Darcy to see her in a vulnerable state, she wipes the tears and runs towards the window*

*speaking over shoulder*

I'm going to help 4tw...she went after Alfred and...

*jumps and fursplodes*

Just one moment please.

*walks into side room with wardrobe*

*closes door*

*gets up from where knuckles are clenching dagger so hard they are white, waiting to see if little Sis is ok*
*See's Pim's face* OhMygosh, PIMS!! EW!!! Only YOU!!
*goes to say something else and can't think of what to say*
Ugh... *shoves PIMS, and steps back glaring*
And no.. I don't want to see your scar... but now you can use it as a new pick-up line..
*rolls eyes*
Turns to Mr. Darcy..*coldly* Why are they after Alfred?
Actually.. why am I asking you? *glares and jumps out window, phasing on way down and chases vamp trail at full speed*

*looks down at her thigh with amusement*

Nice!

Err...*realizes she is in human form and naked, grabs a table cloth and covers herself up*

I left my clothes in the West Wi....err.

*looks towards Darcy, his back is turned*

*stops in midstride before leaping out window* *spits out words*
Well, if Alfred were here, he could have gotten them for you. But i'm sure Mr. Darcy would have an extra pair somewhere if you can't get to the next room. He seems to have so many things secreted away you're bound to stumble on something. .. Just look around a little bit.. I'm sure Scarlet will help you.
Later.. or not!
*throws self out window and hits ground as wolf*

*Runs to the window*

Wofly! I'm serious! YOU can't TRUST THEM!!!

*rushes to Alfie*

Alfie...I know you're recovering...and you're in NO condition to go fight...but maybe you should phase and let the others know....

She'll need help from the pack...

Happy Birthday Michael Welch!!!!!!!

All together:

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to Michael
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!

*blow out candles*

I hope you have a great one Michael. :)

happy happy birthday michael *eyes narrowed, looks confused* or simply 'mike'?! coz mike is his twilight character, right? ahhh!! whatever, mike is a nickname for michael! lol.. happy birthday mike!! :)

You have the coolest birthday ever! Actually it kind of sucks but hey! At least you never had to be in school on your birthday! That is the only plus isn't it??? Happy Birthday! Hope it was/is great.

LOVE MIKE! Hope he has a great 22nd! <3



I'm giving away an autographed photo of Mike Welch on my blog (http://twilightlurve.blogspot.com) So if anyone is interested, enter to win it!

The winner will be announced August 6th!

SUP Mike!??!!!

How ya likin' being 22, boy??!!!

anyways, Happy Birthday Mike!!! =)

Freaking hilarious!! The first thing I thought when I saw this picture was "Swiss Family Robinson". Am I the only one who sees that?

yay!!!!
im team jasper and team newton, so this is my day!!!!!

They have teams? ok . . . go team everybody . . . does that cover everyone lol

That's funny, I knew there was a Team Jasper because I disturbingly had a 7th grade student (boy) that wore a team Jasper shirt to school often, but I have never heard of team Newton... bet those fans are few and far between... I liked Mike in the book, but in the movie...ok I will let that drop before in turns in to a rant!

Happy Birthday Michael. Big 22!

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!! To MiChEaL!!!!! yay 22.

OMG

MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY AND IM TURNING 21!!! :o

Happy Birthday Micheal! :D

Happy Birthday Mike! It's my birthday today too. If only I could have Rob wrapped in ribbon♥ It would be so much fun unravelling him.

Oh really . . . .

*Hands you real bella packed in a box*

Sorry, I couldn't give you something I need

*Keeps real rob at home*

ANOTHER one????
LMAO
***clears throat***
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TWIFAN.......HAPPY BIRTDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
**gives you a ROB wrapped up in a ribbon**
YESSS it's fake...but still.....no?????
LOL

Thanks. Sorry but a fake Rob just won't do. I'm greedy I want the real thing!

Huh.....Well then....FiiiiiiiiNE....**takes back fake Rob wripped in a ribbon***LMAO
dnt worry......im greedy too!

Happy Birthday Michael!

to be 22 again..........

*sigh*

Happy B-day dear Michey...happy b-day to you...happy b-day annoying Michey (only in twilight...i think he's great in real life)....HAPPY B-DAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!
LOL

Happy Birthday Michael Welch!

Happy Bday Mike :)) 22?? Doesn't look 22, I thought he was older :)))

Hmm that pic is quite nice :)) lol

LOL...yep i thought he was older too!
hehe

Happy b-day mike!!!!

Happy Fabby Birthday Mike!

I know I'll get stickfor this ( I always do when I saw such things)...Mike...You're lookin' HOT!!!!

happy bday!

Happy Birthday MIKe!!!

for one day, I'll be TEAM HUMAN just for you!!!!!!
*becomes human*
*does happy dance for Mike*
*falls and gets hurt*
OUCh!!! Ow.. Ow.. DAng.. no wolfy reflexes..no quick healing. Never mind.. I think one minute was enough to appreciate.. I got my point across!
*flips back to wolf self*

*kicks open door*

*stares in shock at Pimsy and 4tW and Scarlet*

*drops tray of tea service, hot tea and fragments of china explode across the floor*

What in God's name are you doing in here?!

*frantically begins gathering up vials of blood and packing them into a black case under the table*

*mumbles angrily, all 4tW Pimsy and Scarlet can catch is something about "Monster" and "Miss Elizabeth"*

*wheels around glaring at intruders*

Now YOU THREE! I know for a fact that Mr. Darcy forbid you to enter here! And don't give me those puppy eyes! If you had any idea what you could have done to.....Nevermind.

Just get out, quickly before Mr. Darcy comes back

*looks out the window toward the front drive*

*a long black car pulls up slowly*

Oh, Good heavens...you've done it now. Just....just stay here and don't make a sound. Whatever you do, do not follow me!

*runs out of the room, leaving shattered tea service on the flood*

*stops Screaming and Catches breath*
tries to process information..
Sees Alfred panicking and leaving
Looks at Scarlet*
Uh.. yeah.. I tend to do the exact opposite of what I'm told also...
I think we should follow him.. *creeps behind Scarlet, glancing around room as she goes*
*whispers,this place is crazy*

*turns to see Alfie trembliing*

Oh NO! Wolfy...STOP HER!!

If she fursplodes we're SCREWED!


Whoever just tased Alfred doesn't know where here....YET....I say...we sneek in there and find out!

I'm not going down without a fight and I'd LIKE to know who we're dealing with!

*too late*

*Scarlet groans*

4TW doesn't exactly think before she stabs.

You may have to be the secretive one.

;)

*glances back and forth between wolfy and alfie*

I'm not so good a doing what I'm told to do.

*inches toward Alfreds exit*

*peers through the cracked door*

*PIMSY remains motionless*
*she turns her head towards 4tw*
*whispering*

What the hell????? I'm scared! How long do we have to stay here? What was that about Miss Elizabeth????? Is she a vampire or something!? OMG! That would mean...Mr. Darcy...and...!!!! *shakes head*

That would explain why there are vials of blood everywhere...but WHY IN THE WORLD IS MY HAND GLOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

*4tw and Scarlet smack Pimsy in the head at the same time*

*Pimsy composes self*

Sorry...

*holding onto 4tw's and Scarlet's hands*

I feel like fursploding but I don't know how that will help...

*covers Aflies mouth*
*shout whispers*

NOW who can't be quiet!

*ears perk at the sound of the conversation down stairs*

*panic begins to simmer*


I'm not staying her like a SITTING DUCK!!

We have to DO something!

No! Stop he said to wait here!!

*4tw and Scarlet look at Pimsy in shock*

What? I can follow orders *chuckles*

Okay! Maybe we should fursplode! This doesn't sound good!

*looks towards 4tw*

Lets leave our clothes here!

No! Stop!

*slaps Aflie across the face*

SNAP out of it!

You KNOW you can't control yourself when you fursplode!

We have to have our wits about us when we go after these guys!

*stops before jumping into room* *look at PIMS in SHOCK*
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING??????
There is NO possible way I am removing my clothing and leaving them in this house..
Dang girl.. there are ..people living in the woods nearby that are always traveling in and out of here.. and *blush* GEEZ!!
*sees PIms look hurt*
Fine, Fine.. as you obviously have no problems with it, do it quickly, while I go in there..

Rushes in

OMG!! They're going after Alfred! Who ARE these people!!!
Ok, ok.. When in doubt. KILL SOMEONE!!!!!
*jumps through door*

*trio hears sounds of a door being smashed in*

You scoundrels!

*gunshots*

Your aim is worse than your hygeine ruffians!

*sound of smashing glass, bodies being thrown about, muffled cries of pain*

....and That! If you think that your employer will

/\/\/\/bzzzzzzzzzzzt/\/\/*taser*

*Alfred groans in pain*

*Pimsy bolts in the room in wolf form*

///bzzzzzzzzt///

*screaming*

4tw!!!!!! I can't moveeeee!

(I just realized I was screaming in wolf form! hahahahahah)

*leaps through window shattering glass*

*pounces on taser weilding attacker from behind, dispatching him*

Awooooooooo!!

4 to go!

*knocks over tables to provide shields for Pimsy 4tW and Scarlet to hide behind.

*drags unconscious Alfred behind table with teeth*

*watches in amusement as Darcy attacks unidentified intruders*

*wonders if she should help or run for it before Darcy finds out what she has been up to*

*attempts to lift up but collapses from the pain inflicted by the teaser gun*

*growls*

Yup! See! I TOLD YOU!!

*shouts to Wolfy*

Wolfy! She's been TASED!

*picks up alfie and nestles her down behind a statue*

Stay HERE until you can feel your body again.

And for HEAVENS SAKE, stay calm!

*Runs to join wolfy*

Elizabeth is s...

*Sees Pimsy attack Demetri and ensuing struggle*

*Demetri sinks teeth deep into Pimsy's shoulder*

*leaps atop Demetri, pulling him off Pimsy with his teeth, relieving Demetri of the use of his arms.

*last Volturi guard attacks blindly and madly, and goes down easily*

*looks down at Pimsy writhing in pain*

Scarlet.....

*Notices the wound on Aflie's shoulder as well*

*applies pressure to leg wound with left hand quickly begins to suck venom
from the wound on her shoulder*

*assuming Scarlet is being attacked tackles Demetri to the floor*

*they wrestle and PIMSY bites ferociously*

*Demetri's teeth an inch away from bitting Pimsy*

*catches glance of Demetri over Aflie and hears Alfie in a nervous,
sarcastic tone*



If you're going to bite me...can you make it sexy?



*Screaming at Aflie*



NOOOOO!!! Don't BAIT HIM!



*But it is too late. Scarlet watches in horror as Demetri crush down into
the soft flesh of Alfie's thigh*



*Demetri and his band of vampires scurry toward Alfred’s body, stopping with
a warning before Scarlet*



Enjoy watching her DIE! We'll return for YOU later...Caius will be MOST
interested in you escapades
.

*Scarlet rushes to Aflies side"



Oh NO! Oh..ALFIE! *.Aflie writhes in excruciating pain*



Aflie...lay still...I'm going to take it away.



*lowers mouth to Aflies wound and gently begins to suck the venom from her
body*

(reply be;low...scroll down) LOL

No Scarlet, they're not here for me.

They're here for him

*looks down at Alfred*

And for what's on Pimsy's hand, but unfortunately

*hangs head*

That IS my doing.

EXPLAIN!!!! NOW! And SO help me! IF THESE TwO GET HURT!

*points to Wolfy and Alfie*

It will spend the REST of my EXISTENCE making sure you SUFFER!

Yours is better, lets run with that.

*attacker takes aim at Scarlet and unloads entire clip*

*bullets ricochet off skin*

They weren't counting on vampires being here!

*glowers at Darcy, realizing that whatever it is that Darcy has involved
himself in has brought the Volturi. Counts members of group and is relieve
to find that Jane is not among them.*

*unable to contain any longer*

DARCY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

*leaps in between Darcy and Demetri*

DEMETRI! What are you doing here?

*catches Demetri's sideways glance to Darcy as he responds to Scarlet's
question*

Perhaps I should ask you the same question?

*Shouting back at Demetri*

THAT"S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! I've done nothing wrong.... *haults...knowing
that my presence with the wolves may mean exicution*

DARCY! This is YOUR doing...ISN'T it!!! They're HERE for YOU!!!

*takes deep breath* smashes through door, dodging bullets.
*thinks Oh, Lovely* I have a knife. They have bullets*
*scans simultaneously for Alfred and something to use as shield*
UH PIMS!! SCARLET!!! A LITTLE HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*a bullet narrowly grazes arm*
DANG!!! NOW!!!!!!!!???????
*drops to floor to avoid fire, and sees Alfred lying 3 feet away, motionless. *
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT*
Hears a thud, quickly looks behind her and sees PIMSY go down.
*sees surprisinglly pale, oddly beautiful thug coming as quick as lightning*
*d*mn, d*mn, d*mn, d*mn* WHy do I always do this..???????

*leaps at Volturi thug as he gravitates toward broken vial*

*lands on thug knocking him on his back*

*thug reaches out to crush Darcy in bear hug*

*biting, snapping, flailing*

*Darcy gets up, thug doesn't*

*wide eyed, breathless, stares at Mr. Darcy and vampthug,while backed up over Alfred to protect him*
*averts eyes when Mr. Darcy looks that direction*
*Alfred, Alfred.. are you ok?*
*tearing up, shakes Alfred*
Alfred?.... *Alfred moves a little*
4TW gets up, backing up from Mr. Darcy and watching carefully ensuing conversations.

*leaps at thug, knocking him off balance*

*paws skid across marble floor*

*thug hesitates for a moment deciding whether to attack 4tW or Darcy*

*thug goes for the clawless blonde girl who is only carrying a knife, but is determined to go down fighting anway*

4TW sees thug's red eyes zone in on her and knows she's got about 1/8th of a second to live.. suddenly notices vial of blood in Alfred's pocket*
*vaulting from behind table, dives towards Alfred, grabbing the vial and hurling it against a wall, where it smashes and runs down the wall*

*vamp stops and turns toward blood, unsure of next move*

*runs and , being unnoticed, leaps onto banister, climbing up wall above the group*

*to self*

Demetri? Why would the Volturi....


*mouths to Wolfy*

VOLTURI!

LMAO! I'm sure Mike appreciated the gesture Kimsis! ;)

OOH!!! KIMSIS!!!

Mike Mike. He's our man

If he can't do it, vampires can.

He throws up but Jake does not..

But still Mike is kinda cute-is hot!!!

WoooOOO-hooooooooooooooo



(ok. the cute-is hot is definitely leaning more on the cute side of that, for me.. but he does have a very warm smile and friendly persona and I don't want to hate on that)

LOL

Again you have created brilliance Kimsis, me and Kim are proud of you! You always make us laugh so much!

Yeah more along the cute side..... he is friendly so as it's his birthday he can have some cheers!

LOL

*steps forward in sparkly cape, thigh-high boots, and mini-dress*

YES. I HAVE THE POWER TO CHEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*does cool moves*

runs off field, and slams into bleachers.

*stunned*

OUch.. like. that was sooo the 3rd time today.. Who put those there! It's ridiculous!! Who needs metal steps in the middle of a field? AS IF!!!

*stomps foot and tosses blonde ponytail, then walks far away from bleachers*

:)

*walks in slowly, eyes wide, breathing heavy*
*whispering*

Sh1t! This is sooo exciting!*giggles and trips, falling on the floor*
*glass breaking*

Damn! What was that!? Eekk! My hand is sticky! What is this? *panicky tone*

Where are the lights?

*takes 4tw's hand for support to get up*

Oh Gawd! What if its poison or something bad! I can't feel my hand!!
*hyperventilating*

*4tw slaps Pimsy*

Thanks! Oh! *giggles*

I can feel it now! hahah

*skipping through the field noticed 4tw slamming against bleachers*

*giggles*

SIS!!! *waving hands in the air*

*bolts towards 4tw*
*jumps, falls, hugging*

*gets up running in circles*

Sis! I'm so excited! I have something to tell you!!

*4tw listens carefully*

Darcy went hunting and Alfred went grocery shopping....

*wiggles eyebrows*

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
LOL

*dazed and confused*

That we should have left Alfred a better list and had him go earlier? It's kinda late at night..?

*sees PIMSY shake head slowly*

I'm so sorry..these stairs.. like.. what IS that all about??

*sees PIMSy stare hard*

*light bulb*

OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Yes!! YEs!! *jumps up and down and does amazing cheer*



EIGHTY, SEVENTY, SIXTY-FOUR!!

WE WILL BREAK INTO THE DOOR!!!

GO US!!!!!! *does triple round off in sparkly superhero outfit*

I HAVE THE POWER TO PICK LOCKS!!! AND--

*PIMSY's hand covers mouth*

*eyes wide* Oh! right.. Shhhh. shhh. shh.. *whispers* Secrets.. *bursts out laughing*

Ok.. *goes to cheerleader bag*

I have one soldering gun, some wire, AND .. *I-am-so-cool-nod* A credit card.. Lets Go!!

*grabs Pimsy's hand and sneaks toward Pemberley..

*runs in zigzags toward's Mr. Darcy's mansion*

*laughing*



ONE, TWO, TRIPLE EIGHT,

MANSION BREAK IN I CANNOT WAIT!!



*bouncing*



There is it!!!!!!! Yayyyyyy! *giggles*



You have the front door key?



*enter slowly*



*door makes a cracking sound*



*giggles*



*whispering*



This is soo much fun!

*they step in slowly and look around*



*shouting*

RACE YOU UP THE STAIRS!!!!! AAaahahah!

*races after PIMSY,swerving in front of PIMSy.. Hahahaha.. HEY!!!! *PIMS grabs 4TW's ponytail and gets ahead*

Fine!!! Whatever!! *slows down at landing before West wing*

*gets serious* *whispers* PIMS.. this is creepy.. why didn't we do this earlier*

*flashlight?*

*PIMS flicks on a switch* *eyes brighten* Electricity!! Right.. *starts giggling.. I was gonna look for a torch soon*

Ok.. so.. FIRST, I've heard you can pick a lock with a credit card, so.. let's try it..

*tries to shove corner of credit card into lock*

*doesn't work*

Hmm.. Maybe it's because it's American Express. Maybe Visa or Mastercard?

You try, and if it doesn't work.. then we'll go to plan B..

*looks at soldering gun* I'm a tad dangerous with tools, but I'm sure we'll be ok.. Hope he has insurance on this place. *looks around, eyes wide*

;)

*PIMSY slides MasterCard and fails to open door*

Damn it! I think we reached the credit limit on this one.

*4tw smacks PImsy's head*

Ouch! Okay, I forgot we just paid it! Well I dont get it! (lol)

Wait! I have an idea! *takes out pocket knife*

Almost! Almost! Ahan...oh yeah! oh yeah! *4tw smacks Pimsy*

Ouch!

Got It! *jumping up and down, squealing*

*laughs and dances like a crazy person*

She got it, she got it, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

*runs in circles, till breathless, laughing*

*whispers* Ok.. are you going first or am I?

Oh. Ok.. So if I die, just run out of here as fast as you can, and don't stand around and scream and cry, ok?

*takes deep breath* *slides dagger out from calf and holds in right hand* *pushes PIMs behind with left hand*

*door creeeeeeeaaaakks open*

*pulls PIms through*

I can't do this.. *shakes head and snaps out of it* Yes I can..

*opens door just wide enough to pull Pims through

GOOOOO MIKEY !!!!!

Throws pom poms in air and runs in circles, happily laughing..

*PIMS gets overexcited and let's go of 4TW's hand momentarily*
*whispers* PIMSy.. are you crazy!!!! Stop bouncing around!!!
*hears crashing glass*
*hisses* PIMS!! .......What, what do you MEAN you can't feel your hand.???
*SMACK* Better, right? C'mon.. let's find a light..
*something makes a noise*
*freezes, dagger ready* UH.. PIMS. .. *eyes dart around room*
*sees nothing* Oookay.. feels around for something solid
Ooh.. what's this..*touches something glassy feeling and small glowing moths appear*
Oooooh.. pretty.. PIMS.. look.. watch this..
*puts finger on it again and moth floats up, leaving trail of sparkling dust and flies away*
*4TW smiles* That's so lovely... I hope it was ok to let it out..
Woops.. maybe I shouldn't touch that anymore..
*more sparkling moths float out, and around the room*
Uh-Oh... not good.. Um.. darn.. Moving on??
*eyes widen*
Um. PIMS..your hand is kinda glowing.. LIke glowing GLOWING.. like a lot.. *grabs PIMS's hand and waves it around.
Well, gee. Isn't that fortunate. No need for a flashlight when we have PIMS the traveling torch now, huh?
If I get radiating poisoning and die from whatever is on your hand.. you are so in trouble.. *glares in the dark*
*moves PIMs hand around and squints in the very dimly lit room.
*awed* Wow.. what IS this place? .. go left.. go left..

*jumps*
Scarlet?
*4tw turns and brings Pimsy's hand with her*
Hey! Stop shovng me around! *they stumble and more glass break*
*Scarlet laughs out loud*
*whispering*Keep it down! We are not allowed in here *giggles*

SCARLET!!! shhhh!!!! if Mr. Darcy comes back he's going to smell you all the way up the stairs. we are SO gonna talk when- *cuts off*

Oh, my gosh.. what is that??... *squints in dark*

*holds Pimsy's hand out and up and scans it across far left wall ahead*

*glass vials glitter across back walls in neat rows above a counter*

Wow... it looks like some kind of scientific-ish ...thing..

*breathes out* I want to check it out..

You think???? I broke a glass and my hand is now GLOWING!!!! *4tw slaps Pimsy*

*whispering*

Sorry...

*the 3 walk forward*

What is THAT?

*Scarlet moans and licks her lips*

Err.. Scarlet...What's WRONG with you?

*4tw lifts a vial and brings it closer to their faces*....WTH????????



IT'S BLOOD!!!

GRAB HER PIMS!!!!

*PIMS grabs Scarlet and drags her back 1O feet* Thuds and metal and other unknown objects hit the floor.

*rolls eyes and hisses* NICE, PIMS!! Make a little more noise. Half the countryside didn't hear you..

*Scarlet is thrashing around and PIMSyells. "She's getting a bit hard to handle*

*4TW throws a stoppered vial of blood at Scarlet, yelling. "Drink it and shut UP!!!!*

*Ok..ok..Uh. PIMS.. I'm working blind here.. can you get over here while Scarlet is.. *

*turns and sees Scarlet downing blood happily* Eww.. ugh.

Feels around the counter.. PIMS.. this feels like a..cup..

PIMS.. *dread in voice* As PIM walks closer illuminating the area* and Scarlet follows.

Mr. DArcy's pot of tea is on the counter, and next to it is a cup with a spoon and an empty vial of blood.

*dead silence*

*girls look at each other*

Oh no..oh no.. PIMSy whispers.. what is THAT sound??

*dead frozen, backing up against counter*

*A man's footsteps are running up the stairs..

4TW whispers.. "PIMS.. I left our stuff right outside the door* There is no way we can..

*BAM*

Door swings open.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

*girls scream*

*screams out loud & drops popcorn*

What are you doing??? *violently shakes computer* RUN!!!!

This is better than my book! When's the next chapter.....

ROTFL................. *eyes wide*

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* *I'm too busy screaming to run*

;)

*blindly runs into wolfie*
*in a whispered shout*
Hey, Guys!!

Whatcha Doin? I was...umm...just...out for a walk...and I...umm..saw you...go...

ok...so I was following you....

*notices Alfie's glowing hand*

WHAT did you DO?!?!?

*begins to giggle*

*see Edward holding thewolf. I bet she thought she got hit y a car lol.
He looks at her and drops her back on the ground. I stare . . wow he can run fast. he mouths "You didn't see anything" and runs in the woods. He's so hot.
Meanwhile, thewolf is still on ground.

LOL..

*gets up dazed*

Did he.. did he just SAVE ME???

*swoon*

*laughs happily* I LOVE BEING PATHETIC AND HUMAN!!!!!

LOL LOL LOL

Here.. do you want me to push YOU in front of a car, so you can be saved too?

;)

*Walks away like I did know who your were*
*Bumps into Edward*

oh, hey . . .I don't know her *points to thewolf*

*he looks at me weird and keeps walking*

*Whips sweat off my forehead* that was a close one. I don;t look like fool in front of THE EDWARD

*stares, astonished*
What do you mean "look like a fool?"
*looks at self in sparkly boots, cape, and minidress with pink bandages and bruises*
I think we Look COOOL!!!
*runs after Edward.. wait!! WAIT!!! My friend here wants your phone num---- (gets hit by car) *

lol

lol . . . .that was funny

*grins* Thanks, winterfred.. I always feel bad for the humans.. they have no superpowers to make ppl want them more. ;)

They have the power to . . . . . . easily be killed . . . . does that count as a power . . . .

*Gets super power book, and looks up "Power to be killed".*

Well . . . . it's not in the super power book, but I count that as a great power . .lol
:)

*eyes wide*

WoW!!! That IS cool!!! How about the power to barf on sight. at movies? That has to be a serious talent, also. ;)

yes we should . . . then we can use our power to easily die. yes-yes-yes . . do it. THEN THE WORLD WILL BE OURS

*smiles evilly*

at least one of your powers helps you not heal . . . . the world be ours in no time MUAHAHAHAHA

Muhahahhahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*dances to superhero music happily*

I just wanted to be able to wear the sparkly clothes and cape and have a good excuse!!!

If I get hurt on the job.. No problems. *flashes sparkly smile and adds another sparkly pink bandage to growing number*

REmind me again: Can we jump over moving cars, or shall I not?

;)

lol . .
*finds book called "powers you didn't know about"*

hummmm

*Open's book. Begins to read*

yep, that's in there. Also the power to fall when there's nothing to fall on, but air. ohhhh and the power to get sick . . . the power to get scared . . the power to become overwhelmed with feelings, like anger and sadness. Why doesn't everyone know about this. We humans have the most powers . . . . . . WE CAN RULEEEEE THEEE WORLDDDDD lol

Hands winterfred cape and dons sparkly pale green cape, thigh-high sparkly boots, and sparkly pale pink mini-dress!!! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILLL stand for the humans!! I will be emotional AND CONFOUND MY ENEMIES as I cry and get angry over seemingly nothing.. and fall over air!!!

Up. up.. and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!!!!

*runs to fly, and smacks into wall*

OUCH!!!

My fav Mike quote from Twilight:

"I dont like it....Bella......He looks at you like your just something to eat."

Happy B-day Homeboy!!

That's my fav too. GO MIKE . . . HE CAN SPOT THOSE THIRSTY VAMPIRES OUT lol

:D

Happy brithday Mike <3 Hope you have a great birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Penblwydd Hapus! :)

*stands on soap box*

Happy Birthday to you!!
Happy Birthday to you!!
Happy Birthday dear Mikey!
Happy Birthday to you!!!

*trips and falls off soap box*

Can I just say...You are so freakin adorable!!

I just wanna squeaze your little cactus cheeck!!!!!

*Blushes*

Tank you....

*melts*

OMG! you said tank......

*ANNOUNCES to blog friends*

SHE SAID TANK!! simply adorable!

Happy Birthday mike <3

You will always be the best MIKE Newton to me lol

happy birthday michael.

Happy Birthday Michael! :)

He's in West Virginia Signing Autographs on his birthday. Wow!

Super Happy Birthday, Michael!

Ps. that pic is hot!

um yeah, what she said! *points to EstonianVampire*
:]

Happy Birthday! .. Palju Õnne Sünnipäevaks!

:)

Awww! Happy Birthday Mike! It was great seeing him on Thursday...he is a super sweet guy and has one helluva smile! I didn't know he was my age...

Happy Birthday!!
His jaw is more pronounced, and he looks truly sexy! It seems that growing older isn't that bad for some people!

Happy Bday! =) *does the "Mike Newton's dance" with a tree*

*joins the dance* LOL

Happy B-day Mike, wherever you are. He's such a nice guy whenever you see/hear him.

wow i can't believe he is 22 i thought he was younger???? Well anyway happy birthday mike

isn't he alittle like rob??????

NO

Happy Birthday!

joyeux anniversaire!

*Newton's voice*
You're ALIVE... for another year!!
Happy Bday Homeboy... buahaha...

lol ya what you said hahahaha HAPPY B DAY :D

Good one Ceci!!! (hi5)

Happy Birthday Newton!!! Lol!

*giggles*
Hi5 right back at ya love... lol... that Newton.. he's a funny dude, aint he?

;-)

*** BOW CHICKA WOW WOW ***

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!

Together all...
*wiggles booties*
*chants*
Bow chicka wow wow... OME you say it exactly like I do.... lmao others say it diff... errr... random.... back to dancing....

LMAO!

lmao hilarious. Happy Bday Mike lol.

*sing song voice*
Nowwwwwww... do the Newton dance... go 'head.. wiggle your bootie!!!

Happy Birthday!

HBD HBD! happy 22nd!

Happy Birthdayy (:

Happy Birthday Mike. Hope you have a good one.

happy happy happy birthday. Have a good one.


Where is everybody? and where is all the news?

happy birthday mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3

Happy B-day!

WHAAT IT's MY B-DAY TOO!!! HAHAHA

Happy Birthday to you!!!

Here some Cullen men ballons for you!!!!!

Lol!

**Accepts the Cullen men balloons gladly and does the Mike Newton dance**

Thanks LTCB!! =D

Thanks sooo much everyone!! I Really appreciate the b-day wishes.
**blows kisses to my twisisters** You guys are the best!

OH . . . HAPPY B-DAY

Happy B-day!!!!!

Hope you had a good one! :D

**clears throat**
Ah 1 ah 2 ah 123...... HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU...HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU...HAPPY B-DAY DEAR TWI-FAN....HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU!
LOL

Hope you have a great day. :)

Happy Bday 2 u 2. :)

Happy birthday to you as well!

Happy Birthday to you too! :)

Happy Birthday Luverr!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!=))))))))))))))

happy birthday to youuu! happy birthday to youuu! you look like a monkey! and you smell like one too!
Happy Birthday, to you too! :)

Aww HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*blows on party horns and throws confetti*

Happy Birthday

Happy B-day! have an awesome one!

Well, Happy Bday to you too =)

Happy birthday!!!!
*gives happy bday balloons*
=)

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day! :D

concratZz -kay- :)

mmmm yummy love him happy birthday honey :D

Happy Birthday Mike!

Happy Birthday Mike!

Wow, I thought he was older than 22...

mee too. definitely looks older....

Third? Yep. Top 5! WooHoo! Lol. But happy birthday! July birthday's are the coolest. :]

Second!
umm.. Happy bday.
Don't have more to say..LOL

LMAO...
Congrats on second!
***blows up ballons**
We'll throw YOU a partay TOO!!!
hehe

Woohoo!!!
Bring the margarita maker!
...and soda for the underage LOL
*dances to the beat*

dang i forgot the MOST impostant things....ALL THE NM supplies....
***slaps self**
ANNNNNNNND....ROB!
now THAT is a good partay!
LOL

LOL!!!
*slaps Ferni* How did u forget our dear Rob! Now the party's complete!

and yes of course I'm glad I have you! you're the best!!!
Love you sis!!!
(yes, u are now my cyber-sister!)lol

Aww WOW...**wipes tears**
I've never had a sis... im stuck with boys!
**sniff sniff**
WUB YOU TOO!

LMAO
awwe...ok...
Hey, i already have the margarita!...err for YOU of course....LOL....JP
ballons....CHECK... margarita...CHECK....ugh soda....CHECK....snackies.... CHECK...dj...CHECK... hot guys...CHECK.....NMM.ogers....CHECK!!
And that, my dear Kay...is HOW you throw a good partay..... aren't you lucky you have Ferni!....LOL

Happy B-day Mike!

mmm...first! congrats!