i love it............
u wont believe if u not see it by urself !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LUCKY WOLF FANS!

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Hi everyone, I’m the ‘childish’ woman in the picture :D About the V sign it’s juz a PEACE & I’m a colorful person, no harms: D This huge NM movie poster is from the XXI Cineplex in Botani Square mall and there are 3 another huge New Moon posters in Jakarta & Bandung city. Some of my twihards’ friends have already taken some pics. I’m still excited bout this huge NM poster n really can’t wait till November! Twilight cast, please come to INDONESIA!

Sorry if i missed juged you its just that well....in the U.S we don't tend to wear that age kinda clothes....but everyone has there style!

good for you! :) Welcome to NNM.ORG :)

unfortunately the billboard isnt in my city..

I would be the one caught mock kissing the poster :)
*howl*

Whoa I need a huge room and that kind of billboards from Twilight and then Eclipse and BD after they're released. 4 books, 4 billboards, 4 walls LOL

enie, menine, minie, ummmmmmmmmmmmm oh hell, all of em

LOL

I know I didn't spell this right but who is spell checking with bods like that

Okay, my next project is to make these billboards and put them on all the walls inside my house. Think my husband would mind too much???

*huffs*

The US may get cool things like, New Moon airing earlier-- but other countries get awesome giant billboards to compensate!

Hmmm.. not a fair exchange- I guess I"m greedy and want all the good stuff for us, LOL!!

Good for you, Indonesia, good for you.

PS- I love how the girl is throwing up the 'PEACE' sign. Typical!

LMAO

Uh I Think I see dried drool on Edward's arm.

LMAO :)

SpankMe!! Hey there my vamp sis!

And this chick can't go from standing next to Chaske Spencer, and then go and drool on OUR edward!

Psshhhhtttt...

UH-HUH I HEAR YA SISTAH!!!!!!

*gets out the samurai sword*

LMAO



Should We Do It The Easy Way Or The Hard Way??

COLD AND HARD, just like Edward's body!

*steps back and let's SpankMe go at it with samurai sword*

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggge!!!!!

*blood and guts everywhere*

*runs back to RISMR*

So...what did you think??? Pretty impressive, huh??

*shows bloody sword*

*licks it when RISMR turns her head*

*shudders in delight*

*ignores weird looks from RISMR*

What?? I didnt do anthing!!!!!



LMAO!

Pretty impressive, indeed!

You managed not to get any gross stuff on you!

*turns around, then returns to glance at SpankMe*

What's that on your lip?

LMAO

*Licks lips*

Whats what on my lips?? I'm a vegetarian remember???

*RISMR looks very unconcinced*

OMG! UNICORRRRRNNNNNNNSSS!!!!!!!

*sprints off while RISMR is distracted*

*licks the rest of the blood on the sword*

*shudders in delight*



LMAO!!

*snaps head to the right*

UNICORNS??? where!!!!!!?????????

Wow. Something like that will never happen in Norway :'(

That's a pretty photo of Kristen and where is Rob's finger? I can't see anything but the sharing clothes part I do.

i have no problem with that link, it's an old pic of them at the sam's concert, just that they make it bigger? or clearer and circled rob's fingers ..so we know what we are looking for ..lol
they have touched each other more than that in the movies .. lol.. nothing new really ..lol

http://www.twitpic.com/8j6e8
robsten sharing clothes..

http://es.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ro02o1&s=3
is that rob's norty fingers on her shirt..cleavage area...

i have a coat something like that! except mines black with a thin blue strip on the sides... :D
and touchy feellllyyyy! :P jks

Yay, Robsten!

Only confirms it even more.

Reading fast through some comments, honestly ladies, stop thrashing the poor woman's of her choice of clothes, we are all fans here. She's from a different culture, we all have our own sense of fashion, whether it's over cute and looks childish on us. We all have our moments, when we go, ahh damn i should have wear that piece, what was I thinking .. etc.
I think some of us are just jealous they got the big poster ... lol ...
I don't think it was SUMMIT who gave them the poster, it's prolly some fan club ..
If some of you knows about other cultures and fashion in other countries, you will know not to thrash them of their fashion.
Just leave it.

the women on pic is my friend and her name is Anggia, the billboard at my hometown Bogor, Indonesia. The v sign here as piece not others, please don't judge by the look or outfit. She's a very nice and healthy person and SHE IS NOT ON DRUGS !!!!

uh oh...
fortunately..I planned to go to Jakarta this week!!!
I'll definetely go to Bogor and see that poster...
that'll make my day ^_^

Uh... good luck with that! I'm seriously bummed it's in Bogor! Why can't it be it Jakarta??? If they put those posters in billboards on the streets, car crashes will occur more often! :P

actually at jakarta already had : Sarinah Thamrin at Djakarta Theatre and at Mall Pluit Jakarta so in Indonesia there are 3 huge billboard New Moon Poster

Oh and that woman has... a very colorful choice in clothing... ahem..

Damn it, damn it.
Why don't we have it here in the U.S. of A?
Aren't we worthy ENOUGH to have a huge billboard of the wolf pack and the New Moon poster?

So I see how it is... Summit's playing nepotism...//sarcasm// *clicks tongue, shakes head in frustration*

and uhh that ladies got uh nice outfit... o_O


lawlzzz

Now why on earth don't we have those over here in the US?!
this is preposterous!!!!!!!

I wouldn`t mind having that posted all over my bedroom wall :)


Wonder have long before we get to see pics of the volturi... I want to see what they look like. buughh...the waiting, Summit is starting to bugg me, lol. I want to see more pics!!

We haven`t even heard anything about the casting of Seth and Leah,(have we??).

Gzus! I wish they had ginormous posters of halfnaked men anywhere close to where I live.. I would drive to see it.

Call me crazy but Im not feelin the wolfpack other than Alex... he's yummy
Anyone else feel me on that one?

Did someone notice that Alex/ Paul has a door handle near his hip?
I don't know what would have happened if it was a bit more to the right... Poor door-handle!! LMAO!

*Disclaimer: Dirty thoughts come by the lack of Jackson's news!*
LOL

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what the Hell??!!! indonesia's got a bloody billboard and australia's got nothing!! we really do live at the arse end of the world!

indonesia's nothing.. i'm an indonesian and i WISH i live in new york or somethin..

yep so true. ^^

ROTFLMAO............that is the greatest thing I've ever heard.......Yeah me and that door handle would be best FREAKIN friends lol

LMAO!
Now I will look the door handles from a whole different perspective! LOL

hahaha yeah!!!!!!!

oh geez look at all those yummy boys:)
*sighhhh*
i jus want one HUGE poster of Robert Pattinson(Edward)
pleaseee :)

I would like to order one of each!! ;-)

Kristen can stay home. LOL

Larger than life shirtless boys...ahem I mean wolves.....and Rob Pattinson. Nothing could be better.........rushes off to watch Goblet of Fire on ABC Family.........Need my nightly Rob fix.....taps vein.....ahhhhhhh thats better!@!2!2!!

OMG that lady is dressed like me when I was 5 and used play dress up w/ my sisters clothes. lol

Lol she was def. playing dress up that day!

Lol

Idk I think when a grown woman dresses like that there are some drugs involved. lol

Oh there was some kind of bet.lol

it's just different ideas on fashion ... over in asia, they have the idea of being CUTE rules over alot of things...

Haha or both either way crazy outfit!!

*Flies to Indonesia, and using my expert ninja skills, steals the pack portion.*

I neeeeeeeeeeed it!!

Let's see.....

I get the Alex and Bronson portions. Because I'm selfish like that. (Seriously look at pics of Bronson and tell me he's not HOT)

Chaske portion goes to Howly

Kiowa goes to TRP.

I'll make extra copies for my wolf girls. I can't leave y'all out.

Wait....*runs to look at my "special" pack poster* Teeehehehe

Awwww i wanted the Bronson portion he's my fave =] haha

i don't know if they would ever put one of these in the malls here they would get vandalized.

yeah prob.....by the crazies and the haters

exactly. i would love to see one of them in a mall but they won't.

Completely Agree!!

Lipstick kisses would be rampant on each nipple and cheek; among other places.

Then red paint X marks on Kristen.

Yeah.. the posters would be completely ruined for us to enjoy.

yeah true to that as well.

The wolf pack looks even better blown up ;] Lol

Anyone else concerned that the woman in the photo is dressed like an 8 year old girl?

It's their fashion over there... YOU HAVE NO IDEA... XD
I've been to Indonesia for a holiday b4... A lot of adults there are dressed like...

kids... *shudders* lol

Well, she sure does like the accessories!! lol

Who was that that once said,"Before you leave the house today, a lady should stop, look in the mirror, and remove one piece of jewellry"? Coco Chanel?
Somebody should tell her to remove at least 5 things...

LOL

Yeah, I think she needs to start over...LOL

I think her rule should be to scrape the entire outfit and sign up for "what not to wear" lol

oh i love that show! :)

LMFAO

Haha looks like she had a fight with an 8 year olds closet

LOL
Honestly, who wears a bow in their hair?

LOL yeah she just looks like a mess period.

I think she could use Alice's help with her closet....

Hmmm, maybe she could borrow Ashley's coat/ shirt thing from yesterday to hide her outfit.....

Haha yea but even Alice's help wouldnt be enough

LOL yeah i noticed that....what is up with her? This is New Moon not Spongebob

i want one of those. it could take the place of the five i already have. well the four from twilight and one new moon. like someone else said wallpaper of them. just give me one with robert, kellen, jackson, and peter.

Alex is the only thing that shines in that poster......i wish we had that in the U.S! LOL i WANT a life size cardboard Alex!!

i think all things twilight saga related should be sold as wall paper! imagine the rush @ home depot if they did that! lol

They have Twilight throws now and sheets! I just bought my daughter a few things lol Yup its for my daughter!

*wink wink*

cuddling with the guys of Twilight for your daughter, of course

Right, for your daughter........

I feel like such a hypocrite right now. I just told my son to go to his room and watch his VeggieTales DVD so that me and my husband can watch True Blood.

Is that bad?

I dont have any kids but i would do the same. They cant go around watching all these vamps LOL

no it helps satisfy me until new moon comes out! ;)

It is such a poor substitute, but Eric is hot and my husband likes Sookie, so what can you do?

I have to agree there is too much going on, & I have to agree my husband likes Sookie also, so I find it an even trade so that I can have my Cullen Obsession w/ no grief from him! ;)

WHAT?! why do they get a massive billboard!!?!

I would like to have that poster in my bedroom please?

Think about it on big Rob AND the wolf pack in your bedroom??
That would be a dream!!

yeah but you got kstew looking at you.
*shivers*
her eyes follow you EVERYWHERE!!!!
*horror movie music in background*

Hmm your right, but I'll cut her out or paint her away !!
Or order a poster with just Rob :)

Wow wouldn't we all love that the huge poster in our own home. LOL!

that poster would probably cover every wall in my house......

Oh wow! Cant wait until more of these come out everywhere! so exciting :D

I am sure the "poster" is nice. but all I see is Edward, Jake and Alex. The rest can be defaced and vandalized, but please, leave those 3 alone...They are far too pretty to have anything non-sexual done to them.

LOL

I'm looking forward to seeing this at la lol.

Did you notice my dear, dear Effing, that you said Edward instead of Robert? LOL

But I'm with you, let those three alone! But you can draw a moustache on KStew's face, I don't mind ;-) LOL

Definitly need the K.Stew 'stache lol

She would looks so sexy with one on her face LOL

lol she would!

Agreed!

ok its abunch of huge half-naked men, WHY ISNT THIS IS MY TOWN!?!?!?!?! if tht was me i would out there watchin it with a bucket of popcorn!

I'm pretty sure this picture just gets better & better everytime I see it (and I think I've seen it at least once every day since it was released lol)!!!

okay, i swear if i don't get this poster (or one like it) i will die!!!!
i neeeeddd some one to gimmie one!
it would look so nice as the walls in my room!

The one with Rob in the v neck black shirt, button fly jeans walking across the street, smiling. If I could wake up to that every morning ...my life would be complete.

*books flight to Indonesia*

Umm...anybody know if it's illegal there to dry hump a wall?

RFLMAO!! I don't know, but those foreign countries are all about an eye for eye. I'd be careful if I were you.

Now you've got me a little concerned about what an eye for an eye would be in that situation....

*claps hands excitedly*

Would I have to stand still while Sam dry humped against me? Ooooh, that would be sweet torture!!

LOL

Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I was eluding to. As long as you could pick who does the torture, then sweetie you are good to freaking go!! LOL

LOL

Booking tickets for me and Effing NOW!

;)

I am not sure, but I will bring the bail money...It would be SOO worth it!!

LOL

I'm in, sister.

Got my lawyer on standby....

lol

Boh, boh... still there's not a poster with Jasper on it... boooh boooh!! LOL

But anyway, I could take the wolfpack poster and use it like a bed-cover... I would have a bed hot as hell! And it's winter here so... LOL

*Jackson, don't look at me this way... your face is on my sheets ;-)*

I WOULD GO CRAZY IF THERE WERE ONE OF THOSE AROUND HERE
omg i would not stop staring!
ahhhh thats sooo cool!

That is amazing....I think I would just grab me a chair and sit and stare....and drool! lol

130 DAYS..........5 HOURS........19 MINUTES........40 SECONDS.......

yes can't wait. to excited for it.

Can't wait! It feels like forever :( Thank god for the shorter lag time between NM and Eclipse!
Love your avatar btw ;)

I KNOW!!!!

Oh and thanks! :-D

YES!!!!!!

Wow that's amazing! All that super size hotness.

yum.. its a peace sign obviously! haha

Now show me one of the Cullen Men.... Especially Edward!

Edward by himself....(starts daydreaming of Edward)

*blank stare on face*

Heheha! Where would I put it?

LOL!

Yeah, if they make one like that, I want it too!! Can't get enough of them Cullen boys, especially Edward ; P

Poster? Don't you mean wallpaper?!

You know, I was thinking of redoing my bedroom. You have just given me an idea. HMMM ... I wonder if my husband would mind?

Lol. Well, if he's comfortable with his sexuality enough, he might not mind 4 shirtless men on his walls! BUT if you catch him staring at it in the middle of the night, it might be time to have a talk with him!

Ahem... pointing at the V definitely!!! And that too my Sam-wow's V!!!!

*drool*

*staring at the poster and plotting the places to hide it in the bedroom*

LOL

Sam-wow!

LOL Yes! That is my Sam-wow!

:-) Prolly I should TM it!

LOL

He's for the house, the boat, the car, the RV...

8 Sam-wows for only $19.95!!

I'm ordering now. LMAO

Na-ah... I can, um, use him in the house, the boat, the car, the RV AND washer dryer and kitchen counter top....

oh wait you were talking abt Shamwows???

lmao!

Sam-wow is multi-purpose. He can be "taken" anywhere.

LMAO

*pointing at self's avatar*

Case in point... I wish they would show more of Chaske...

Chaaaa-sssss-kkkeeee

*clapping hand over mouth*
Did I just moan out loud???

*sigh*

LOL
I heard that!!

Don't worry....we're all moaners here.

LMAO

How about a little wet action down at the beach? ;P

That's so cool. I want one.

WOWZA...they look SUPER HOOOOOT...
ohh and on the 1st pix on the left it looks like a door....am i right or wrong?!?!...LOL

erm ferni...how the H*LL did you spot a door!?

I for one couldnt get past seeing the wolfpack V's

LMAO well.......after a few min. of non stop staring and drooling....i had to snap out of it...quickly looked for a distraction...AND THERE IT WAS...The Door....LOL

HOLY HELL I want this on my ceiling....above my bed...

Don't forget your toys!

Umm,

*whispers*

How did you know about them.........can you see me?!!

*shuts window blinds*

I have no idea what you mean........

LOL

Edward told me about them. :)

Damn you Edward, I didn't have you down as a kiss & tell.....

Just bedroom talk sweetie... ;)

LMAO

What! Noooo.....you are mixing fantasy with reality! Too much time locked up writing ff....I've heard it can happen.
LOL

Honey, that can happen just READING all kinds of fanfic. I have so many smutty versions of Edward and Bella in my head now, I don't think I'll be able to live with the PG-13 version that will be in the theatre.
LOL

Lol! I know! The story's gone to places I never expected....
I swear people have noticed how flustered I look these days...



________________________

Yeah, except reading all this soft porn has started to desensitize me to it. LOL
I was jumping my bf left and right when I first started reading it and now....nothing.
I need a new fan fic fix. Something downright dirty!

LMAO

Oh I feel you!
Let me know when you find the hardcore stuff....

will do.

LOL

Holy Moly!! that is way too much hotness for one wall!! That is a distraction to drivers and pedestrians!! HAHA its totally like the "bra chick" from Seinfeld!!

*turns on news*

*grabs popcorn*

waits to here about the traffic jam outside of the mall that has cars at a standstill for three days straight

LOL! Well if I was driving and saw that I would be sure to be in one of those accidents! HAHA!

I wish I could take my picture with this. In a last minute decision late last night I decided to go to the Atlanta twilight convention (I was going to be in Atlanta today so I figured I had to go). I spent $105 in 1.5 hours. I got a poster, necklace, and my picture taken with Ashley!!!

Lucky you! and good decision! Did you send your pic in? You know now we will all want to see it! haha!

No I haven't. Because I left early I have to wait for them to mail it to me.

18th?
Holy Cow!!!!!! That poster is amazing!! I want one!!

Good thing there isn't one near me. I would visit it every day, and worship those lovely half-naked men!!! And the pic of Rob, my mouth would go dry from licking a poster that big. LMAO

LMFAO~!!!!

Yay jean!!!!

*does happy dance*

*gives cjean a congratulatory unicorn cookie*

Thank you for the cookie!!! They are my favorite. hehe

BTW, I read the first chapter of S&S...and let me tell ya, I am super intrigued. Poor Newton, he is always the bad guy in these stories. lol Can't wait to see what happens to home-less E. :)

good ff? Do tell, please!

So far, so good!!! FL95 wrote it, so kudos to her!! :)

cjean, don't know if you seen my request yet, but can you also send me the link?? ewancrazy29@yahoo.ca
Thanks!!

Thanks a bunch!! I got it!!

Hey Unicorns_Rule!!
I'll send it to ya, it should be on its way. :)

Hi ^^
Not sure if Cjean already sent you the ff, but I sent it.
If it is not in your inbox, check your junk!

Can you send to me, too, please?
eeyoresgloomyday@yahoo.ca

thanks a bunch!

Can you send it to me too? ewancrazy29@yahoo.ca

Thanks!!!! And I'm way of age!!!!

HA!
Enjoy and don't forget to leave her a review. :)

Will do!! FL95 is going to be so proud of me pimping her story!! lol

lol!!
You better pay her the royalties.

Thanks for the e-mail, appreciate it!

And yes, I am over 18 so no worries :) No guilty consciences required here!

Got it. Thanks! and no worries, i'm of age :)

Sweet!! I plan on reading it tonight, can't wait! Don't forget to review. :)

Where? can someone clue me in as to what site it's on or send me the link?
laura_knack@yahoo.com
thanks bunches!

Yep, I'll send you the link. It'll be on it's way soon. :)

Awwww! Cool!

I liked Mike in the movie, but in the books he annoyed the h*LL out of me... I had to make him evil.... ;)

Let me know how you are liking it as you continue to read!

i thought mike was a cute character in the books and movie too. but hated him in all the ff. gess that was the point though...

and i was SO surprised when they liked Jessica in one of the ff...think it was inked...? argh too many ff.
but even the author had to leave a note saying we would like Jess in the story cos everyone was waiting for her to turn into the b!tch

I will!!!
And you are super fast at writing! Don;t you have like 17 chapters already??

Yeah, it's been kinda spilling out... :)

Except now I have ensomnia! :)

LMAO!

hehe. Yeah, I've been staying up wayyy too late with this stuff. This past Fri. I was exhausted.. I was trying to write, but I was fading away. haha.

I have your fic to read yet! I finally started with WA and damn. It's cracking me up. I really wasn't sure I was going to like it, because of how different it is, so I kinda skimmed chapters for a bit, but now I've settled down and got into it. I might do a two-fer in reading, though.. that and yours. Then hit Aloha's.

Damn. I need to get busy. haha.

OMFG I love WA!

There's a few REALLY good ones I've been reading that crack me right up
also!!! ;)

Hope you like the new ones!!! Aloha's is really good too!

Awww, thank you. Love ya too. :)

Okay, so I had to go look up "ensomnia" before I replied to you. It was one of those words in which I've always heard, but never really knew what it meant. How sad it that?!!!?

Anyway, take your time writing, but not too long. hehe :)

LMAO!!!!!

You are so cute!

Oh Jesus CHRIST and MARY...JOSEPH...F**K
I knew they were supposed to be huge *wink*, but THIS...holy moly.
Where can I order that?
*kicks furniture out of the window*
I want this on my walls NOW. AND on my ceiling ;P
Oh my... so much exposed russet skin in that size...hotness OVERLOAD.

Oh I'm SO on the right team - PERIOD
LOL

Cool posters.... hope they put some in the mall here close my home hahahahaha....

Wow the wolf pack is so cool!! But the should add Jacob there in the middle he is a wolf too!!! So we can get the picture of the wolf-power!! And the super 6 or 8 pack he work hard for.....

I'm still not convienced about the "official poster" (Bella, Jacob and Edward) I would prefer the one they used for the New Moon Book Movie Cover..... But well everybody has their taste!!

I would also like one big with just Rob! heheh

My friend has a giant life-sized cardboard cuttout of Robert Pattinson. seriously. i have pictures with it.

What! :O where did she get that??

um i think she got it as a present, but i know you can order them somewhere online and i saw one in the mall at a cd store selling for like $30. i'd google it.

i have that same cutout in my room in front of my bed...ah every morning i wake up and its the 1st thing i c...=D *drool*

Well, hello there kitty.

Whatchoo hidin' under that melon?

Gggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrooooowwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllll.

LOL

though, they should have one of jake in half naked too and rob as well....
lol
i guess kristen cannot go half naked there ...lol...
surprisingly, they allowed that, i guess men half naked is all right in muslim countries?

I don't like wallpaper but I could definitely paper all the walls in my flat with something like this. Each room would have va hunk to drool over.... lol

Hey honeybunch! I hear Junior is practically a teenager now...Have you been teaching him French? Cuz you know French is the universal language.
*avoiding eye contact*
I mean, it's a good language to know...*Sh!T*

So...how is Gilles?

Is he now? I haven't seen him the whole weekend so I guess he probably is I wonder what reception I will get when I see him later. No more chokehold hugs I guess I'm going to miss those. Yes he speaks french, spanish, italian and is learning russian I believe. I am so proud and I'm not even his mother.

*narrowing eyes at Pimsy* what are you going to do when he reaches maturity??? ask him to turn you on speaking french???

Gilles is fine he gave me quite a steamy scene yesterday, I need to build the story around it should be finished with 4 before I go on holiday, working on 2 for 4TW.

I am fine BTW, thank you for asking....... (mean woman) lol

*dizzy and confused*
What the hell just happened? I felt something hit me and then kiss me! hahahah

I saw Junior for awhile yesterday...he was looking very...mature and free game to me! hahaha

I got your e-mail! Thank you! When will you be leaving me?? *pouts* Everybody is leaving me! First 4tw! Then Scarlet! Now you!!!!!

ha ha ha you love the pleasure pain duo!!!! Well I hope you do as you are getting it in your next episode......

Can't wait to see the boy

I'm not leaving you, I will be on holiday for 2 weeks from 18th july to 02nd August and I will miss you will try to log on via internet cafe (sand and laptops don't mix well)....

*channelling Gilles - kisses her lips until she stops pouting 'when PMP3 comes back she will have inspirations for more stories'...*

Sh!t!

Should I be scared? Hm..Im kinda excited! Can't wait!

Nice...vacation on the beach! I like my men tanned! So make sure Gilles gets a nice tan for me! None of that Zac fake tan stuff!

LOL

*looking crestfallen and teary*

I know me bad girls..... I was at work and it's boring and she flirted and ........... I went a little too far................ *pout* If I could I probably would be crying..............

I'm not popular I just missed out on the story postings *pouting* you don't like me anymore???? whaaaaaaaaa

Ha ha ha that I'd like to see you on the phone quoting a vamp.... and growling..... sexy or what 'Gilles thinks so'

I'm afraid I'l a lowly business analyst no CEO LOL!!! The only power I have these days is making a few people happy with personalised porn, not bad but no CEO! lmao Sorry to disappoint K! ha ha ha

Shut up! *slap*

Ofcourse you are a CEO! LOL

It's okay! I like my men with power too! K can be the dom and you the sub!

Ofcourse I love you and from the comments above *points at SpankMe* so does everybody else! hahahaha

uh er *massaging slap spot* you are bossy sometimes mmhhh ok it gives me an idea..........

I'm up for a little sub and dom if K is playing with me miaow

mhph me thinks I have freaked Spanks she hasn't replied yet, I have apologised ... I might have overstepped the mark.... ooooppppssss Damn it I like Spank!

LMAO!
Not every one is as psycho and open minded as you and me here....

She probably ran screaming! You wrote Phoenix did those things...You should use an alter-ego name for her! hahaha

WHAT???????????????????????????????? *ultra hurt*
PIMS!! How could you??? It's because you thought I wasn't going to pop back in.. here I come to find you all caked in mud ready to give you a happy hello and then this???
YOU TRAITOR!!!!!! *Slaps PIMSY with weeds and smears mud on her*
*runs away*

What? How did I betray you!? Cuz I want to see Gilles tanned????????

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Zac speaking!? hahahah



No, no, no! You got it all wrong my love! Ofcourse you are beautiful! Your tan is not fake at all! Everybody can see it's so natural!

*pulls Zac's face closer*

Don't you pout or I'll bite those lips*



LOL

*blocks avatar, desperately*

KISS him and I'll be forced to kill you. HIs lips are mine and mine only.

LOL

Gotta run.. back later, hopefully.

will do babe

I'm catching up with the posts I've missed in 1&1/2 hours of being out WTH??? how many???

What are you doing?

Well excuse me Miss Popular! Maybe I shouldn't bother you with my e-mails! LOL
I like a little drama! Spice things up! hahah
I'm multitasking! Working, and trying to follow convo on NMM. Pretty soon I'll end up quoting a vamp and growling at a customer.

LOL What about you? I picture you as a CEO at your company! A woman with power! I like that and so does K! *wink*

you might be a little scared..... he will get a real tan I don't like fakes. I would not allow him..... lol

Hmm. Yummy! And after he gets nice and dark, send his @$$ over to my rez!



LOL

*appears out of forest grinning impishly*
Good morning, Pheonix, I am on vacation, and thus cannot let the extent of my nmm.org addiction be known publicly, so wanted to give you this little gift.
*runs at Pheonix, slamming into her, causing her to fly 50 feet backward and hit a tree*
*4TW laughs uproariously*
Yeah, yeah, I l know, I know,.. it didn't hurt a bit, and all that. But the look on your face was priceless.
See ya, LOSER!!

*walks away snickering*

ha ha ha Your avatar is back Thank F**k for that!!!!

I find it quite intreaguing that even on holiday you think about me and have to come and show me your affection!!!! You miss me!!! I am flattered

*runs after 4TW jumps on her back hugging her in choke hold, pushing her to the ground and places lots of wet kisses on her face* LMAO

I love you too - there I said it happy now??? lol

Have a fab vacation!!!! Mwaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!! I wasn't thinking of you AT ALL!! YOu just.. *shifts uncomfortably* you merely... crossed my line of view on my way elsewhere.. yeah. that's it.

*wipes kisses off and grins wickedly*

*drags Pheonix up a hill and shoves her off a cliff*

"DO SOMETHING COOL before you land, and watch out for rocks!!! "

*snickers and runs away*

lol

lmao the sniveling kid wouldn't last 5 minutes with me! His clothes would run faster than him, as soon as I got close...

Run Baby Run ..... you can't hide your feelings for me .... !!! I will miss you while you are gone ..... like a whole in the head (mmhh maybe that's a song)

skipping on he beach see you later Mwaaaaaa.

Ha ha ha ha

*shouting as she flies off the cliff*
HEY EVERYONE

*everyone turns around to listen to Phoneinx*
4TW COMES TO NMM WHILE ON HOLIDAY JUST TO SEE ME, SHE MISSES ME SO MUCH SHE HAS TO COME ON HERE AND ABUSE ME, TO SHOW ME LOOOOORVEEEEEEE.

YOU ARE SOOO BUSTED 4TW - YOU LOVE ME! CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM ME..... HE HE HE

WOOOOO HOOOOOO *free fall is interrupted by water breathe is knocked out with a wooooosssssshhhhh sound. Fall stops when Phoenix touches the bottom of the ocean - she checks she's still intact, she is her clothes have seen better days though - about time for wardrobe change. She swims to the surfice, heading towards the beach*

Wow what a rush!! Damn! 4TW is such a sweety!!! I'll miss her while she's on holiday ....

*rolls eyes*

WHAT-EVER PHOENIX!!! It was ZACH who wanted to see you... not me, I"M SURE!!!

*throws rocks down on Pheonix, laughs and runs off*

*notices 4tw*
*does a double take*

Christ on a bike!!!

4tw?...Is that really YOU??!!!!!!!
*Points at avator*
What.The.Hell.Is.THAT??!!!

*hugging MrsP tight*

Hey babe
why are you having psychotic episodes and what brings them on???? What can I do to stop them??? Do you want them to stop or would you prefer I join you in them??? *wink*

Would being your sexy slave help??? What would you like me to do Master Spank???* Should we take this off line not to scare everybody???? *wink*

ROTFLMAO!!!
I'm open to any of your suggestions, Phoenix
*licks lips* :)
I think its lack of sugar mixed with irritating sadistic wolves (4tw)...neglecting my anti-psycho pills dont help either.

But yes, anyways, back to the Dirty Business...
You do realise that we could get arrested for incest?? Just thought I'd kill the mood and let you know!

LOL

Ah Babe you know as well as I do that we are not related we are just so
in-sync that we might as well be.... what's that say ..... great minds
think alike.........

*tracing index finger on Spank's wet lips*

*passing cookies and SAP manual to Spanks* the first is for you the second
is for the wolf, your pills are in the bin

*standing really really close to Spank, bodies touching, Spanks drops
cookies and book startled. Phoenix skims nose on Spank's jaw, holding the
back of her head she runs her wet lips from under her ear to her shoulder,
lips still touching skin*

Yeeeeesssss .... we could get arrested for public indicency and I could
get arrested because you are young.....would that possibility highten the
experience????

*placing one last soft kiss in the hollow between Spank's collar bones,
Phoenix skips away smiling crookedly. Spanks looks around like a deer in
headlights*

Let me know

LOL

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

I...I dont know what to say. My (cold, dead, non-beating) heart already belongs to Edward...but i suppose i could broaden my horizon by a margin

*licks lips*

Let The Porn Fest Begin!!!



LMAO!

Pheeew you are talking to me then? I thought I had scared you off! I actually apologised on another post just in case I had creept you out. I'm not that way inclined but, I don't have a heart to speak of I just like having a laugh, see how far I can push people ..... lol
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Subject: [newmoonmovie] Re: Huge New Moon Billboards in Indonesia!


SpankMeAndCallMe_MrsPattinson wrote, in response to PhoenixMP3 Rob Peek-a-Boo BBs:

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!



I...I dont know what to say. My (cold, dead, non-beating) heart already belongs to Edward...but i suppose i could broaden my horizon by a margin



*licks lips*



Let The Porn Fest Begin!!!







LMAO!

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Pfffffffffffffhhhh!!! It takes A LOT for someone to out-kinkify me, Phoenix (OMG i just made a new word!!!)

You can push me as far as you like, you sexy beast, i dont care...

*licks Phoenix's ear*



LMAO!

*growling bites Spanks below her right ear, sucking the skin, leaves a mark* MINE!!!!

Cool..... we can out-kink each other.

Be careful what you wish for .......... you might just get a taste for your own name *wink* Miaow

*shudders in delight*

*notices pervy spectators*

Hmm, Pheonix, we might have to take this to another room...you know, somewhere where we can REALLY unleash ourselves!!

*winks*

you're on let me know when and where lol

LMAO!

I'll phone you...or i'll jump you when you're sleeping. I know which one you'd prefer *winks*

either really except I don't sleep that much so the jumping might not work on me but I guess it would work on you??? *arches eyebrows*
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Subject: [newmoonmovie] Re: Huge New Moon Billboards in Indonesia!


SpankMeAndCallMe_MrsPattinson wrote, in response to PhoenixMP3 Rob Peek-a-Boo BBs:

LMAO!



I'll phone you...or i'll jump you when you're sleeping. I know which one you'd prefer *winks*

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Fine.

Yes, it'd be so much better with you awake...

*slowly licks Phoenix's neck*
Although...if you don't mind...i'd rather be on top...I love being in control.



LOL

I have your cuffs .............. you are in no position at present to make demands *wink* read the other post I just sent you let me know if you need a translation

Christ Twin You've changed your avatar. How are you sexy I haven't spoken/written to you in a while where have you been hon????

I'm liking the avatar miaow gggggggrrrrrrrr

OHHH Phoeniiiiiiix my sexy sex slave!!!!! (LMAO!!) Now IIIIII'm truly happy!!!
*does New Retro Happy Dance*
IIIIIIIIIIIIII am on the briiiiiiiiink of anothr psychotiiiiiic fiiiiiiiiiit but apart from that IIIII'm perfectly Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!


Uhh, my 'iiiiiiii's are rebelliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing agaiiiiiiiinst me agaiiiiiiiin!! LMAO!!!

*does a double take*

He is on a bike? That's a new one!! *runs after him, calling.. "WAIT I have questions to ask you...."

LOL

*glares at SpankMe*

THat is Zach and.. he made me happy when I was having a funky moment. I merely was desperate and somehow along the way I became attached. *slides arms around Zach, squeezes eyes shut and whispers.. I'm not quite ready to give him up yet.. his teeth are so sparkly white.. and his eyes are such a warm blue.. I've suggested that he do Edward for BD..*grins impishly* )

Oh, *snarls* And THAT"s for pretending you didn't know who he was!!!1

*SLAPS SMACK ME with HS MUSICAL SCORES*

LMAO
Your sarcasm reminds me of Just How Much I Really Love You !!(despite your slightly warped taste in guys ;) ) You know, compared to...Zac *shudders* I think i actually prefer Taylor-
*Gasps as 4tw slaps me*
Again, this reminds me Of My Love For You...Who said love wasnt painful, eh??
*rubs cheek*
Bloody Long-Eyelashed Helium-voice OHHHH Mind-My-Manicure Barbie Boy-Loving Sadist!!!

*tackles Spank ME and sits on her back, twisting her arm*

Don't call my boy bad names!! He's lovely and your crushing his self-esteem!!!!
And his eyelashes are mind-blowingly lovely!!!

*melt, swoon, sigh*

LOL

*Screams out in pain*

Shelovesmereally,shelovesmereally,shelovesmereally, shelovesmereally-GAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET OFF MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!

*Throws 4tw against a huge tree*

Dammit woman!!! By the time New Moon comes I'll Probably Locked In An Asylum Somewhere Where They Dont 'Believe In TV' And I'll Never See New Moon And It Will Be ALL.YOUR.FAULT!!!!!!!!!!

*sprints off towards the nearest candy store*

I already know your a fine, fine woman...K won't shut up about you... *wink* So why would I ask you that?

What will I do to Junior? Nothing...come on...Do I look like a wolf who would corrupt a young man like that?
*silence*
Fine...but come one, he is my godson! *flips open book on Ethics*
*giggles*
Just checking...

Mmhh looks like your digging a hole to china over there.... you ok???

*Narrow eys at ethics book* You should not be needing that!
WHAK *smaks Pimsy on the head with ethics book* lol

Get it straight woman! Anyway, how is the beatiful Jr have you seen him lately??

I've sent you an e-mail with links BTW - How are you??

*channelling Gilles - he lowers his lips to Patience's kissing her lips lightly, sucking and biting until she parts her lips and his tongue gains access to her mouth. After a few minutes, he trails wet kisses from her lips to her jaw, down her throat across her collarbones. Pimsy arches her body towards him, her head drops back wards as she' moans, her hands fisting into his shirt....'see you later ma belle'*

oh your right

im thinking bedroom is edward obviously, kitchen id go with emmett, carlisle in the family room, jasper in the dining room, and the wolf pack in the bathroom teehee

you read my thoughts exactly, the garden could do with a mural, could be some Volturi involved.......

haha. wolf pack in the SHOWER!!!! 'course, I'd find a way to get Jake in there too.

no no no i was thinking the bathroom cuz its the only room that can handle their stench but even I have to admit they r nice to look at

jacob can go in ur shower but pattinson is already in mine

Deal! I'll take Jake in my shower any day!!!!

And Newton is pasted onto the punching bag in the workout room! ;)

oh yeeeessss

LMAO ur right! hmm did we miss anyone? James is nice to look at too bad hes dead...we can put put him in the hallway somewhere

Im thinking I need edward in the office too with the amount of time im on the comp

OH hale yeah.... and in the kitchen, and in the hallway, and the bathroom.... hmmm.... maybe not the bathroom...

honey you forget bedromm ceiling ;)

UH HUH!

pattinson has claimed my shower haha

I would constantly taking REALLY cold showers all the time! LOL!

MINE!!! ;) LOL!

I think I am reading your story (ff)...? :) It's good! JUst thought I would give you a shout out! Woot Woot! LOL!

THANKS OMF!!! What's your name on there so I can find you?

Hope you are liking it!

Same as here, just no underscore...I just signed up a couple days ago, so I'm still a newbie! :)

Oh and yes I am liking it so far! :)

Thats cool :) I would love to have that poster in my bedroom :D!!

it's a Peace V sign, it's very common in asian girls, especially japanese girls, they love to pose that sign when taking pics, the japanese style (clothing and etc) are very common in other asian girls in asia like in indonesia, singapore, taiwan, hong kong, etc. Those who are into Japanese drama or korean drama ... they love to follow their style, if those of you in europe or USA follows asian drama. :D
Like the way she carried her hangbag, that's very japanese. Very typical CUTE (kawaii) way ..
everything or almost everything is always soooooooooooooooooooooo KAWAII in japan....lol

Too bad, there isn't one in the UK and I am going to buy 2 new moon books with different covers - I don't know why, I am brain washed and the companion and anything else which is good but not the soundtrack, I don't know what songs they are putting on there!

Cool. Wonder why we don't have those here.

NMM.org, you're right - she is definitely pointing out the V!

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!

Wow, you could literally crawl inside Chaske's belly button...

LOL
If I were her I would have reached up like I was pinching Sam's nipple...

haha, it's all about the V baby! and those abs, yum! does anyone else think the pack tattoo is really hot?

i know. how many ppl do you think will be heading to tat shops with a NM poster saying 'i want that!' and pointng to the pack tat

If those posters start showing up in the U.S. all people would have to do is point out the window for their tattoo artists, but I would be referring to the fact I'll just take Pattinson! LMAO!!!!

Sup Bean!!!

lucky ppl :)

i need that in my room !! LOL

but only the one where Rob is !!

not the one with the dogs ")

We can cut him out and xerox him and paste him over and over throughout the house!

well my dear...you would definitly enjoy the wallpaper me and RMG are planning on manufacturing..

did i mention they would be scented and flavored...? ;)

Scented and flavored!!!! holy crap! please give me the full sales pitch, what kind of scents and flavors are we talking about here? Can I place my order right now?

see above for smells.

oh and these would be heavy-duty paper(we know how kinky you gals get!) and there is NO replacement guaratee! Please see the reason for HD paper as to why there is no warranty!

No replacement, hmmm? Okay...
*orders 50 copies of musky Jake paper for bedroom*
There. That ought to do it for now. Can you keep my order details on file in case of a re-order emergency?

no worries. did i mention theres a discount when you buy in bulk LOL

SWEET! I hope it smells like cupcakes!

and i want mine textured. ;)

ill custom make a scent for you...i was gonna go with the description given in the book...you know musky and wood, or freesia...

or unicorn cookie smellin!! now thats an idea!

*takes a deep sniff*

mmmmmmm

idk...you hand those cookies out these day as if they were water...you know...they are devine and are a necessity for our bodies...but there is so much going around its not all that unique... :(

ah who the hale am i kidding! Ill take a ton of cookies for each wallpapered room in ur house/office/car whatever tickles ur fancy

But I'll make your's.... special.

*smiled evily*

hey hey hey!!! no sniffing til you purchase it! this aint a sniff drive thru!

Can I pay you in unicorn cookies????

A wolf post!!!! Yum, yum! wish Taylor was included, but I'll take what I can get...

Oops, there's Taylor! Didn't see him at first, just the one of the pack. We need a pic of shirtless Taylor with the pack. Who cares if it gives away plot points, right? ;)

LOL you can be forgiven for missing Taylor. afterall, there were 4 giant half naked wolves staring you down! :D

Aw thanks! It's true, it's hard to look anywhere else with that much sexy staring you in the face.
geez, I am flustered, it just took me four tries to spell "staring" correctly, lol!

well it did follow the word 'sexy' so im guessing your brain just paused on that word for a lil longer LOL

They sure do! It's nice to have company in the gutter ;P

Um, take the "y" away from sexy and you'd probably be closer, haha.

i was so gonna say that to you before!! ahahaha dirty minds think alike

What do you mean OPS Taylor didn't see you there? How the heck can you overlook him? ;)
Don't make take the holy tee away again lol
*whispers*
pssst, s'kay, I was little...hem...overwhelmed myself by the nekkid fest going on on the left side hihi ;P
Now WHY OH WHY can't we combine left and right side of the poster and have Jakey cake stand there half exposed, 10 feet tall, towering over me...Hem. Sorry, got little carried away lol

Nikiiii! You came out to play and I wasn't here!!!! The world not fair!!!! *shaking fist in the air*

Damn you life!

LOL

See you later at LaPush! *hugs*

Yes yes, became a rare occasion, me coming out to play..., so you shouldn't miss the fun when it happens ;)
See I only play on wolf ground and as that became something like a fata morgana in here my white butt only comes out whenever our boys honor us with their hotness...hem...presence, sorry ;P
Yes see ya at the beach darling *cheekkisses*

I agree about pack posts...but that doesn't stop me from harassing vamps! *giggles* Thats the fun part!

See you at the beach in awhile *kisses*

*runs toward cliffs edge*

*leaps into the misty void*

/\/\/\/\/\/SPLASH\/\/\/\/\/\

Hi Pimsy

It was fun! I saw the movie Public Enemies!!!!!!!!

That movie kicked @$$...and so did Johnny!

I haven't seen that one yet, but its way up on the must-see list. Depp is definately one of my favorite actors, and in my opinion one of the most talented actors in the business.....besides the fact that he is just awesome.

YES! I agree 100%! I heart Johnny!



There was this scene where Johnny...*bites tongue*

Okay, I'll wait until you see it...



Is 4tw still around? I'm only replying via e-mail right now. I can't see whats going on.

I think she took off. She hasn't commented anywhere in about an hour.

Ok you just took the must-see status to must-see-NOW

: )

________________________________________

Oh okay...she might pop back on later...If she can do it without looking like she has an internet problem! hahaha

Oh okay...she might pop back on later...If she can do it without looking like she has an internet problem! hahaha

*splash arounds*

YAYYYYYYY! Mr. Darcy!!



How was your weekend?

Superb, thank you. How about yours?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY!!!!!!
PIMS!! I MADE IT ACROSS THE BORDER WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED AND I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE DRIVING and I GOT TO RUN ON THE GRASS IN BARE FEET (but it was prickly and not soft and lovely and the locals were quite amused.. *sigh* oh well) and yayayyayayaayya *huge huge huge huge huge huge HUG!!!*
*jumps up and down then races up and down trees bouncing off branches*
So...larger than life wolf back. Nice, yes?
LOL LOL LOL LOL
YIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. sUGAr IN teA!! LOL

Excellent way to start a day of commenting!

My turn

*sprints toward cliff edge*

Geronimo!!
Arapaho!!
Navajo!!
Pocahontas!!

(I think I just might incorporate a movie quote into every one of my comments today)

*runs up the cliff and jumps*

Diego!
Carlos!
Rodolfo!

hahahah

ROTCL.. (cliff)

*shoves Mr. Darcy under*

then runs back up cliff and cartwheels off!!!

Iriquois

Lenape

Pueblo

Algonquin!!!!!!!!



*laughs uproriously and does multiple mermaidy backflips in water*

Gooooooooooood Morning Vietnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmm!!

Ok so its Indonesia but that was too good to pass up

: )

*totally surprised, screams and jumps off cliff*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!

*plummets into water, unable to do a cool move*

*surfaces*

YOU ARE SO DEAD!!! YOu just messed up my coolness record!!!

*sprints up cliff, and shoves Mr. Darcy into water below*

Good morning. *smirk*

Refreshing, isn't it????

YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! The NY police have no jurisdiction there! You're a free woman! hahah

I thought I wouldn't see you here any time soon! Are you locked in the closet some where? Being sneaky? Looking like a drug addict on a holiday, trying to survive the weekend with the family!? LOL

I saw the movie Public Enemies last night!!!!! I cried and I sighed every time I saw Johnny…yes…pretty much the entire 2 hours!!!

*running in circles*
I’m so happy you are hereeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!! *screams and runs in circles, tearing up grass and throwing it in the air for fun* I am HERE!! And I'm not being secretive, but then I can't stay super long.. *sniffle.. I was so hoping to insult Mr. Darcy today and I fear I will miss my opportunity* BUT I have you and you are my PIMS and you always make me HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY!!

Let's go jump and do freestyles off a cliff, PIMS! COME ON!!!!!

YYayyayayayyayayayyyayyya!!!!

HAHAH!

Darcy usually shows up around 10am. *4tw looks in shock*

What? I'm not stalking him! Pfft! *hides Darcy's schedule behind back*



*grabs 4tw's arm* Lets go jump that cliff! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY



hahaha



I wonder if Jake will at the beach to "save" us again.

No matter!!! It's all GOOD!!!! Yayayayayayyayayayyay *giggles happily and runs towards cliff* I've had ENOUGH sugar in my tree to drag all 6'7 of Jake out of the water towards shore, so if he's there, great, and if he's not, I always have Zach!! (he wanted to leave today, but I just realized I can't get my wolf pic off someone else's comp.. ) Oh, well. *eyes sparkle happily at "boy toy") He is SOO pretty!! LOL

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! *runs and jumps off cliff, jacking foot back and then double flipping into the water. BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

*wiggles eyebrows*

I'm liking Zach! He reminds me of the sun...and you know I like my men warm!



*jumps backwards, flips, eagle pose, twirls and enters water with little splash*

*laughing*

NO SPLASH! TAKE THAT!



hahah

*stares, totally impressed*

*swims quickly to shore, and runs up cliff again*

*hurtles off cliff, dives, arching sideways causing two fountain splashes spraying in different directions.

*grins*

Cool!! I am MASTER of the WAVES!!
LOL

;)

Not the tee! Nooooooo!
*pouts* It was the wolf pack's fault. They distracted me! Darn you and your always catching me making Jake faux pas! 'Sides, he would understand the staring at the pack, they share everything!

If it was half naked Jake 10 feet tall, I would never look at anything else again! Okay, except if half naked Taylor showed up in person!!!!!! Yowza!

Kay you can keep the tee...for now ;P
Oooohhh the pack-is-sharing-everything-thought is kinda kinky...naughty naughty JIMH!!
*sigh* half naked Tay...oh my.
But we still have the white-tee-option, right??
*goes back to rain dance and positive thinking: white tee, white tee, white tee*

Yay! *claps hands* I have my very own NMM guide!!!
I thought you might like your new title, lol! ;P

*grins* I have something to show you nikitee, a little inspiration for our white tee positive thinking chant. BUT, you have to come play with me on here some more before you get to see!!!

Oh yeah, and wolf girls ROCK!

Oh you TEASE!! JAMY!!! *taps fingers* You BAD girl!!

I see you already adapted to the wolf girl's ways ;P
But don't you tease the holy poster maker niki...Oh the wicked stuff I could show YOU...*dreamy eyes*
Oh my, the nasty nasty things that could be waiting for you honey...*evil grin*

Yay, I love surprises. Almost as much as I love our yummie boys ;D
Can't wait!
And by the way...Me, I'm always ready to...hem...PLAY *wink*

I saw your comment below and I assure you, you are TOTALLY a Juicy, Juice, or Juicer. My nicknames are ALWAYS amazing and spot-on.. *hurt*
If your avatar wasn't so fantastic I would take away your bottle of "Jacob's treasure sand" and your Eau de Jacob and fling it into the ocean and LAUGH!
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!
;)
Ohh.. But Juice.. did you hear? They are now selling sticks that Jake used during a bonfire. Blackened and everything. His hand even touched it and it comes unwashed. Only for 49.99. *screams and jumps up and down* I'm SOOOO Exited!!!!
LOL LOL LOL

AAAWWW Leah my love don'T be like that!!! You know I heart your nicknames :D
But DON'T you dare to take my Eau de Jacob away from me... you think I can get nasty? You don't wanna see me go REALLY NASTY *grrrrrrrrrrrrr* MY Eau de Jacob, MINE!

Oooooh, and he really touched those? Like in...with his bare hands?? WOW.
*shakes head*
Nononono, none of that crap again. I have to save my money for the important things in life. I NEED to be a responsible grown-up who is takes care of her finances. I'll spend it on something REALLY useful.
*fills out order form for 10 foot tall wolf pack wallpaper*

LOL

hahahaha! nikitaforteamwhiteteefortayonrainyday and JacobisMyHeroin-had-a-bad-name-before-but-Niki-managed-to-slap-some-sense-into-her-and-make-her-see-the-light are fabulous!!!!!! Love, love, love!
How about Niki-is-hilarious-and-I-bow-down-to-her-infinite-wisdom-on-all-things-wolf-pack? ;P

Actually I love nikitee, I'm gonna go with that! I like JAMY, or anything else you wish to call me, I'm not picky.
*gives big hug* You're awesome!

LOL All wolf girls are AWESOME coz we were wise enough to see the potential before our boys lifted their shirts ;)

Okay-dokay Jamy ;) let's see how well you'll do in this nmm madness... but I'm always happy to play the guide.
Ooooh I got my own nmm fosterling ;)
*hugs Jamy*
me likey my new converted white tee loving rainy day Tay avatar friend :D AND me definitely likey my new title, especially the bit wíth the infinite wisdom LOL
*adds new badge to "holy poster maker" badge*
Oh I so can't wait for NM promotion and the movie to REALLY go wild here...yeeehhhaaaa!!!

I'm in good company then, love it! My mind is definitely in the gutter, so I should fit right in ;P

Hmmm, maybe I'll go with Niki or make one of my own up...WhiteTGirl? Nah, kinda long. NikiT (referencing the white tee and my beloved Jake tee gift?) Lol, I'll work on it if that doesn't suit. ;)
Gotta say, now I'm curious what in the world 4TheWolf calls you.

awww you're giving me a customized nickname, that's so cute!!! how bout....mhhhh...nikitee, or nikitaforteamwhiteteefortayonrainyday? LOL
Pick any, I'm happy with anything. After all I won't be shocked by anything after 4TWs Juicer LOL Do I look like a JUICER??!!
But I'm used to Niki mostly ;P

Ok, so what am I gonna call you??
I guess JacobisMyHeroin-had-a-bad-name-before-but-Niki-managed-to-slap-some-sense-into-her-and-make-her-see-the-light is bit too long....mmhhh
how bout...JAcobisMYheroin > JAMY lol we all do like Jam, right? Or is there anything YOU prefer?

Well, I never said I was an angel!
*grins wickedly* If you're gonna be with the true alpha, you have to be down with the sharing-everything part of pack life. I'm cool with that, as long as I end up with Jake! ;)
Good thing I'm good at multi-tasking, I can ponder that and chant at the same time:
*daydreams about Jake and the pack and resumes positive thinking chant: white tee, white tee, white tee*

p.s. do you have a preferred shortened version of nikitajuice?

Oh honey I doubt any wolf girl would consider herself an angel *grins back wickedly* ;P
yeah yeah we're the nasty naughty mind in gutter pack and we love it, HA!!!

;) you can either take Niki or Juicy (or ask 4TheWolf for one of her 100 nicknames for me lol)

NICE I want it for my bedroom... hubby wouldn't have a problem with that, right?

*thinks of ways to steal poster*

Nah, no problem. Think of how inspired you would be! lol, hubby would love it!

HALE yeah!!! ;)

*rips poster off of wall and makes a run for it*

I'll distract the cops for you, but you'll owe me one! ;)

Deal!

I'll bring you freshly baked unicorn cookies... with SPRINKLES!!!!

I tried to steal the official movie poster in the theaters the other day that thing was bolted down I pulled a muscle trying to yank it

make sure youve got a few screwdrivers, hammer, drill, and possibly some leather pants. easier to talk to ur way out of the charges when the cops cant stop starring at ur @ss

They have the official posters in stores now!
I was walking down one of the local box store aisles to go to my work, and I saw it.. standing there staring at me.
lol.. I kind of wanted it.

I liked the Twilight posters better. - mainly because of Edward.

yea im not the biggest fan of the new poster but I dunno there is something
about the one at the theater with the lights all around it made me neeeed it

Lol,
the movie theatre version makes it legit.
Only 129 days!

I used to work at a theatre so I have personal experience...... Peeps were always trying to get me to pimp them stuff....

you just need to make friends with someone who works there(at the theatre).......it will make it MUCH easier for you...

genius u are! haha

RMG!! I FOUND THE NEWEST IDEA FOR OUR WALLPAPER BUSINESS!!!

why have life size pics when you can have BIGGER then life size LOL! but we may to start selling step ladders to go with these giant wallpaper pics

LMAO!! step stools ur right! We can make them bigger! coz everyone knows
the bigger the better ;)

LMAO!!!!

*making list of supplies needed*

Yay! Unicorn cookies to go with the unicorns these boys will inspire. ;) Yummy! (the boys and the cookies)

Oh lord, getting warm just thinking about it....

*fans self*

Not that I'm complaining!!!! ;)

I need me one of those too!!! now!

i no

**looks around**

err...Um... "i no"? What the heck does that even MEAN?!?!?!

do you mean "no" as in "know", or "no" as in "no, you cant do that"?!??!

And either way, no matter what you meant to say....WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!??!

lol

LMAO poor grey face! gettin attacked by the evil effing LOL

shell never survive this fight

Okay, first of all, I am not evil...

second of all, I am not attcking anybody....I just want to know what the hell it is supposed to mean!!!

LOL

it makes no damn sense, woman!!! *points to KC's comment*

i agree with leydy...it was prolly just bad shorthand...

take out one of your 'get out of jail free' cards, or in ur case 'get away from an effing beating for free' card and hand it over to KC

can we make some of those cards, laminate them, and hand them out now to random grey faces who might need a little mercy from time to time? if they're unregistered and can't figure out how to upload a picture, chances are they don't see that little word that says "reply"...lol

effing we all know you have those horns! dont worry we love you so STOP lying! you are EVIL & we love it ! !LOL

& yes you do have a point there

i guess she meant I KNOW??? maybe not sure

ROTFLMAO!

Effing step away from the grey face!

Lol!

Well, seriously!!

LOOK AT THE COMMENT!!!

What the hell is that person even trying to say!?!?!

It makes no friggin sense!!

LOL

I know I saw it... Let's just walk away.... I sense nothing good will come out
of this.... Lol!

got a good point there

i think she meant i know but you never know with the grey faces

well, even if THAT is what she meant...

WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?!?!??!

Perhaps she meant to reply to somebody's comment....Hmmm...I will give them the benefit of the doubt. LOL

I agree with you Effing! I think she meant to reply to someone else's comment, but because she is so new she got confussed. That is the only thing I can come up with.

umm probably she was trying to reply to the person in top of her... since shes a grey face most likely she doesn know how to properly reply as well as upload a pic for her avatar

(taking Effing by the hand)

I think they meant.... I know...

Let's go....

Lol

Lol, I was thinking the same thing, Effing....
What a shame of taking the "2nd" spot.

Well, you had an hour before I got here to say something...sorry about your luck! I do not hesitate on such silliness.

LOL
;)

I just got here when I posted that comment.........

I would have said something, but I was an hour late.
Was fillin' up mah belly.

LMFAO!!!!

Maybe it's inreference to being a negative, as in, does not exist....

LMAO!!

Yes..the comment should be as existent as this persons registered account and avatar...

**shakes head**
...Silly acts of randomness....

LOL

Effing get your sexy A$$ over to twitter, stalking another of our fave writers! Got her permission... :)

oh! COMING!!!

**rushes off NMM over to Twitter**


 



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writer of what...? :)

come share in twitter!

I'm trying!!!

omg I want that poster, oohh the things i would do....

even better in that size.

LOL :D

or the things im already doing..

lol