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Interview with New Moon Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg

by Will on July 21, 2009 · Comments

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Twilight Saga scriptwriter Melissa Rosenberg was intereviewed by HitFix for their series of articles from the Vancouver set of New Moon.

Melissa Rosenberg talks quite a bit about the process of writing New Moon and Eclipse, with these parts particularly relevant–

Q: Does writing the sequels present a whole different set of challenges than writing the ‘Twilight’ script?

Yeah, because in ‘Twilight’ you’re setting up the world. You’re introducing the world and you’re introducing characters and I was also writing in a vacuum because I didn’t know who the actors were going to be. Now, you’re going to ‘New Moon’ and ‘Eclipse,’ I could write [the characters] in my mind so it becomes a more comfortable world, you know? So, ‘New Moon’ is not about setting up the world, but it’s about it’s own set of challenges because ‘New Moon’ is very internal. I mean all of those…there’s a lot of talk about how Edward and the Cullen’s are not a part of whole middle of ‘New Moon’ but actually they really are. Certainly Bella’s very much alive in…I’m sorry Edward’s very much alive in Bella’s mind throughout ‘New Moon.’ As a reader you feel his presence. You feel that helping drive that story. Harder to do in film, you know? You have to somehow find his presence and bring it there without having thought bubbles constantly. And I think the solution is going to satisfy fans. It’s going to be very much in keeping with the book and the tone of the book. So I think it would be interesting to see how I think fans will be feel pretty satisfied with what we’re doing. One, because it’s true to the book and two because we see more Edward. So that can’t be bad.

Q: Are there a few direct quotes from the book?

What’s really hard is that I lose track of what’s the book and what’s me because my job to immerse myself in it and so I really lose track of what’s Stephanie and what’s me. But what I try to do as much as possible is use things directly from the book because I think there’s moments where the fans here that line, that classic line or whatever it is I try as much as possible to stay and sometimes you get kicked because a screenplay is 110 times [shorter than a novel.] Jacob is a great deal of fun to write. Charlie — Billy Burke is someone who you just can give a line to, you can give him a deep emotional line or a funny one-liner–this guy can deliver anything and always bring something new to it. And Emmett, I love writing Emmett as well. So obviously more offhand funny kind of characters…

Check out the rest of the interview at HitFix.

[thanks LMCullen!]

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  • kstew_luvr
    love love LOVE!!!! that picture!!!!!!!
  • bella_87
    Wow! I had not realized there were so many Melissa haters...and I thought I was being mean! Go us & our strong opinions!!! :D
  • TeamDiscoStick (I wanna ride!)
    I hope they get a new screen writer for Breaking Dawn...If they don't I have a feeling that this woman is going to eff it up.
  • nerwen_aldarion
    Wow so much hatred for Star Wars and the original Twilight movie, suddenly I feel like I'm back on EW with all the twihaters screaming at me. I must say I don't like what I'm reading here, makes me wonder if I was wrong to think this is a happy place for Twilight fans who just want to look forward to the next film.
  • teambella
    Finally someone who makes sense! Thank you!
  • neev
    Rob is extremely hot in that picture, yummy yummy yummy.

    But Melissa... LOL She's so...idk... irritating! I don't have much to say about her.
  • NicoleTeamWolf
    I don't like her interviews.

    And it annoys me how she *always* brings up how there's not 'really' a lack of Edward in the first 2/3s of NM.

    Yes, MR, there IS. Sure, Bella is always thinking of him and he's still central to Bella's behavior BUT, he is absent and there are other things going on in the book. It's like she thinks Edward is the center of everything, even when he's not present.

    I realize Edward is important to the story and is one of the main characters. But can we please not try to overstate his role in the parts of the books that he's not in? Since Edward isn't there, how about we focus on how Jake and the wolves ARE?

    Thanks.
  • Melissa, you are a little f..
  • JuliaPattz--team flounder
    rob looks really really good in this picture.
  • cutesweetiezzz
    I really don't like Melissa. She doesn't even know what she's doing.

    "Q: What sort of responsibility do you feel to the fans, if any?

    You know what? The biggest responsibility I feel [is that] I don’t want to be the woman who killed their beloved book,"

    Well, IT'S TOO LATE NOW! You are the woman who killed out beloved book!
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    That woman has no idea what the hell shes doing.
    NO IDEA.

    You can tell by that interview that she is just lost:
    "Bella’s very much alive in…I’m sorry Edward’s very much alive in Bella’s mind.."

    She's just talking out of her @ss.

    She pisses me off .
  • AC07
    In case anyone has forgotten go check EM.org. There is another article about MR on there. It is like she is complaining about how hard Eclispe is to write. She should be thankful she still has the job because she doesn't deserve it.
  • t-rex09
    agreed! of course it's very difficult to write when you f'd up so many things in the first movie (and im going to make the assumption the second movie since she wrote it) that are pieced together in eclipse!
  • teambella
    wow. i can't believe how many personal insults are being thrown around...
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    "I lose track of whats me & whats SM"?!?!?!?!? WTF!!!


    UGH!!!! Raise your hand if you hate this woman!


    *raises both hands AND feet*

    LOL
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *throws self 50ft up in air with the help of thruster boots* lol
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    ROTFL!

    *looks up at nic in the air*

    um...you can come back down now...You proved your point :)

    *still laughing*
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Holy crap.......you took your time to reply!! i had to spend the night up there :) ROTF
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    SORRY, SORRY! Very long day yesterday!

    um...did you at least sleep well??

    lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    ROTF!!
    Yeah it was fine :) I've slept in worse places i can tell you :)
  • kerbear585
    all i gotta say is during the breakup scene she better have made Robward say..."it will be as if i never existed"....that is a must!!!!!!!!!!
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    question.... how can we get Melissa's attention (and Summit's) and show them what people REALLY think of her scripts...?????

    Any suggestions??
  • hmm??...Melissa.... UGH... ***erases what she was gonna put**
    LOL
  • winterfred
    cool . . . . . i love that pic lol
  • Lindy
    Wow, Kristen looks really pretty when she smiles. She should more often.
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    i'm not going to bother reading the interview about MR.
    let's just hope she doesn't disappoint us for NM and Eclipse...

    btw, Rob is sporting some major bouffant there...i don't see much lipstick...could that be why he's smiling so much?
  • Kay
    LOL!! probably.
    we don't want him looking like on of those HSM kids. and neither does he lol
    I would take it off of him in an instant tho
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    lol, it was just so funny that he kept mentioning the bouffant, lipstick and eyebrows throughout the commentary
  • EstonianVampire
    Rob looks really amazing in this picture! :)
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *peeks into post*
    *notices it's about Melissa*
    Hmm... there's some bashing so I'll keep this short and get outta here...
    ROB LOOKS EFFING SEXY IN THAT PIC... WAIT... HE DOES IN EVERY PICTURE!!!!

    Oh Melissa seems to be getting SOME things straight... PLEASE don't lose track of what's YOU and what's the BOOKS... Stephenie... I'm kinda scared!!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    She's a dumb-dumb Ceci, all is lost unless the director can pull her off her high horse and make it good. I have faith in Chris Weitz; I hope David Slade will send a coven of newborns to rip her script to shreds and get someone who understand what the fans want/need.
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *whispers*
    She seems like it, doesn't she?

    Me TOO... I have SO much faith in Chris, I might even marry him.... NOT!! I really like the guy... he seems awesome... I hope he and Stephenie didn't let her get away with her losing track of herself and the books... why I outta...

    LMAO @ the David Slade part... good one!!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO

    I never thought about it before....but i bet Slade scares the sh*t out of her :) lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    *giggles*

    I certainly hope he does!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    WTF? This woman is off her rocker... "I think fans will be feel pretty satisfied with what we’re doing. One, because it’s true to the book and two because we see more Edward".... Um yeah because we see a whole lot of Edward in New Moon don't we Rosenbrg?...

    I love this picture of Rob, he looks so happy.... lets hope we get to see him smile like that again!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    This lady is a walking oxymoron!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LOL!! Love it!!
  • LMAO!!!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *copies above picture into photoshop*

    *searches internet for a TALENTED screen writer!

    *cuts out that MR abomination*

    *inserts TALENTED screen writer*

    ahhhhh....that's better :)

    Rob looks amazing in that picture....now i can see his lovely face and it's not elcipsed by MR's humungous lack of talent!!!
  • agava [04/09]
    Rob's awesomeness and her lack of talent are definitely on the same very high level ;)

    Why oh why do we have to put up with this woman... lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    She is punishment for the way we've all screwed up the environment :)LOL
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    A to the MEN!!! Melissa....UGH... she is so full of herself.. It is not about her, or her ideas, or what she wants the "girls" (giggles) should know or follow. They follow Stephenie's BOOKS...

    Please somebody save the series from her.. (gasp).. help..us.. now... (clawing for air...)
  • rachaelwsz
    Hoot hoot! Yeah!

    Off with her head!
  • rachaelwsz
    Hoot hoot! Yeah!

    Off with her head!
  • neg*twirobstenhardw8 4eClipSe♥
    without any idea...i loVE see them (robsten) together....2 bloody days till comic-con ...oh god..... :D
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *stepping into the soap box*

    Ms Melissa Rosenberg,

    Many people have expressed their irritation at the Primate lines that you included in the Twilight movie - it was forgiven. Why? Because there were no wolf characters in the book. I am a Wolf Girl and I am not blind - I can see that SM had written only a couple of pages for Jacob. So whatever you had messed up didn't make much of a difference for us as Wolf Girls - apart from the above mentioned Primate lines.

    But New Moon is a different issue altogether - you are being as obnoxious as Catherine Hardewick when she said in a Twi-Con that she didn't like Jacob Black and that "who would like a bf who smells" (WTF?!?!?!?). There are lot of Wolf characters and lot of other NA characters in New Moon. Yes we know Bella goes to Jacob coz of Eddy poo. But if you dare to make this film another Roberstration (yes the word exists because of people like you) - then I am purtty purtty sure you are going to lose a huge chunk of Wolf Girls as movie goers.

    *stepping out of the soapbox*
    *Throwing hands up in frustration* Who gave her this role of scriptwriter again??? Gah!
  • NicoleTeamWolf
    Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!

    You go wolf girl!
  • I love you IH2!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Love ya too TSH!!

    I had to vent my frustration on her - and LOOK!!! NO LISTS this time!!!!

    yay!!!
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    Did CH really say she didn't like Jacob?? And that he smells??

    Can we say juvenile.

    ::stomps away to read fanfic::
  • winterfred
    lol . . . . . yeah, I would of loved to see more of Jacob, i hope they look more into "Bella's and Jacob's" relationship more that Bella hearing (seeing) Edward through out the movie. I swear, if I see edward "appear" more than 3 times (3 strikes and your out) I will fire her (Melissa Rosenberg) myself.
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    THANK. YOU.

    OMG I am gonna flip out THEN and THERE and scream at the theater screen - of course then I would have to be bodily thrown out but WHO CARES??
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LOL

    I can't wait to see all these fursploding wolves at the cinema :) I'm gonna sit back with my popcorn and watch that :)

    If they mess up Aro.....oh god......i'll do my Voltuir best!! lol
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    but aren't you guys worried about the CG for the wolves??? I was really disappointed by the trailer! SM says they are huge, and Jake was all russet brown.. not with grey on his stomach... (side tracked.. ok... back on subject) and looked like a bear or horse?

    Just looked like some generic regular wolf to me.... sigh... my husband is worried I'll have a stroke if they mess up this movie... (biting fingernails...ouch...)
  • MoonlessNight
    I'm not entirely sure where i read it.. but i read something about they were going to make the wolves look more realistic than what it looked like on the trailer. I could be mistaken but i thought i read that on an interview with CW or something. Prolly on this website because this is where i get all my info. (I absolutely love this site!) I could be wrong though.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I'm not too worried.....i always had a bit of an issue with the wolves in
    the book.....they just seemed too big.....the size of a horse....so i don't
    mind a little change there....

    Steph seems obsessive about size LOL, All the men in her books are huge :)
    lol
  • Teren
    i agree, i like the wolf in the trailor i think its actually better than what i have been picturing.
  • agava [04/09]
    Well if I didn't know any better I'd think she's Indonesian :D
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh Nic! I think this will be the 1st time that Wolves and Volturi will show off their skills in the theater if she screws up!

    lol!
  • winterfred
    I read the rough draft of the script and by that . . . . . i didn't see a lot of "Bella Jacob action" If she even dares messes new moon up . . . . i will hire someone to kill her . . . . (yes, I am taking this a little bit too far, but . . . WHO CARES)
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO

    Some hope.....if she has her way she'll screw up every character in this saga!!!

    *tapes cinnamon buns to each side of head*

    *puts on best princess Leia voice*

    Help me obi wan Chris Weitz...you’re our only hope….
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    LOL.... you are sooo funny! We are gonna need some serious sci-fi help if they keep letting her write the scripts.. but you know... we could blame some of it on Catherine as well, but I have a feeling she'll have no else to cover for her this time... DOM DOM DOM!!!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Oh believe me!!! If catherine were here....

    *glares darkly around room*

    She's be getting hers too!!! lol
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    AGH!!! I feel so pent up!! (beats head against table)

    Melissa HAS to know how bad she's messing this up... right?
    (twitching and looking up to heaven in dispair..)

    please please...she has GOT to get the message!!! (sunk down to the floor in puddle of misery..)
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Sorry....

    I don't think she'd get the message....even if you covered it in chilli
    powder and shoved it up her @ss :)
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    Gasps.... I just spewed lemonade all over my keyboard!!!

    Seriously.. we need a stand against MR group... (giggles).. think of all the acronyms we could come up with... (sparks flying out of eyes)....
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I hope MR doesn't make me quote Han Solo

    "I’ve got a bad feeling about this."

    That was enough for Twilight!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LOL

    Or after the movie we might be quoting CP30 -

    "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life"
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    *thinks about lines Melissa could come up with in reference to wolves and giggles*

    Edward had some good ones in Eclipse, can't wait for THAT MOVIE!

    "that's about right, pup" ... LOL!
  • Kay
    hahaha
    I can't wait either...the way they treated themselves crack me up.
    leech, dog, parasite, mutt, bloodsucker.. LMAO

    and in BD..the Rosalie/Jacob lines. those were hilarious
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    OMG I know, loved all the jokes Jake threw at her... that was flawless.
  • hey_I_read (hitches and tents)
    Eclipse...tent scene...my fav...drool
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    Loved it! It cracked me up.

    But honestly, loved just about everything in Eclipse. Starting with when Edward busts Bella when she's trying to sneak out to go see Jake @ the beginning....

    "Alice Called."
    "Alice. Damn!"
  • rachaelwsz
    Hey now.... Where's the unicorn? :)
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LOL rachael, Bella is out .... um... walking him right now... He'll be back. ;)
  • ZephyrEffect
    Did anyone else notice the "slip" that MR made in her interview:

    "Certainly Bella’s very much alive in…I’m sorry Edward’s very much alive in Bella’s mind throughout ‘New Moon.’"

    Is this a genuine mistake in words? Or is it a hint that we will see more of Edward in his life, away from Bella?
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    Now we know why the marriage proposal was taken out, Melissa said it herself... she is a feminist and sees Bella as a role model. Melissa shows her contempt for anyone else's point of view quiet clearly. That somehow, marriage is something negative.

    And she talks about molding New Moon, etc into something else. I have news for you Melissa... we love the BOOKS, NOT the movie. Every person I have talked to or read comments by (1,000s) have said they saw the movie but were DISSAPOINTED by it.. That the BOOKS were so much better.

    Maybe you (Melissa) should take a Humility Pill and write the movies LIKE THE BOOKS...which is what EVERYONE says is written better. Please don't be so narrow minded that you can't accept marriage or Edward's background as something that is actually quite current and modern. And, I might add... positive.
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
    *stands up and clap hands for atwilightmom*.

    u hit it on the head; we love the books and not the movie..if it wasnt for the love of the books and saga; twilight would have fell flat at the box office because it wasn't a great movie due to that empty headed woman..

    won't say her name...all this has me worried about eclipse.. i hope David gets under her skin and do a good job and sticks to the book..i want to see all the sexual tension in eclipse on screeen, the seduction in eddie's bed; and they trying to go at it.. i don't want it halfway dammit....i want to see hot wolf men; bree and victoria; and make eddie killing victoria hot and sexy and scary..just make it GOOD and stick to the BOOOOOK...
  • Teren
    excuse me?????? the proposal was taken out???!!!! i thought i just read that chris wietz (sp) said it was in and people wouldnt be dissapointed by that??? !!!!
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    He said it was changed... let me look back to get the words right... "It’s not going to hit them in exactly the way that they think it’s going to" and in another earlier interview had hinted in it being deleted or a big change...

    The entire response leaves one wondering, what DID they do?? Did he propose or not???
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *gets out chair*

    *stands on it and applaudes* lol
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    AWESOME... (sighs in awe then squeeks with excitement)... I love your posts!!

    But yes, back on subject... nothing bothers me more then someone messing with someone else's work... (eyes narrow... palms bead up with sweat... breathing hard...)

    I wonder what Stephenie thinks of this... how could she put up with this crap!!!
  • winterfred
    I agree 100% with you.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    A to the MEN!

    People...what is so WRONG with marriage???
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    Seriously! Why is she thinking she has to save the world from the evils of marriage????

    Stick to the book, Melissa... or people will stop coming to see the movies!!
  • teambella
    atwilightmom: i highly doubt people will stop coming to see the movies. and 'the evils of marriage'? exaggerate much?
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    Actually, I know some people who were so disgusted with Twilight the Movie that they are swearing off the rest. I am going to give Chris a chance (not to mention seeing Rob on screen...sigh) but there are people out there...

    As for "evils of marriage"... if it is something to avoid, delete, etc from a book, to cross out a story line that is critical to the rest of the stories... she said she had to stand for feminism and educate the next generation... then yes.. I do think IN HER MIND... that somehow, some way.. marriage is "evil" (yes, it was tongue in cheek, partly)....
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    One more thing... unfortunately, money seems to be the only language in Hollywood.. so if you are disappointed in the direction they are taking, don't pay to go see it..

    If they don't get money, they will then change.. If people pay to see it, what incentive to they have to change?

    Just a question to ponder...
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Well....You know what J Lo said...

    "Those who can't wed, plan....or write really crappy screenplays"



    Ok....so I added the last part.
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    LOL... but true.. but she IS married.. didn't she say her husband sent her snacks while she wrote? I wonder what HIS life must be like...

    (shudders...starts twitching...)
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I'm with you completely on this! If we took a poll of most hated people within the Twilight project, Melissa would be #1. I won't repeat my comment from above, suffice it to say for some reason this dumbass has been given the power to ruin the Saga. She is well on her way, but thank God people like Chris Weitz have the good sense to include more than she gave them. Ugh!~
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    LOL.. i loved your comment.. and it is SOOO true! She said that people followed the emotional story.. That's a bunch of CRAP! (hitting fists on table)...

    I know a lot of people who saw the movie fist and were LOST!!! I couldn't believe she took the meat of their "getting to know you and not kill you" phase out of the movie... (shakes fists up at sky...)

    Can't SOMEBODY get some sense????? (Shaking head in agony..) We need to help them!!!
  • LovesJasper
    DO NOT LIKE what Melissa Rosenberg did to the Twilight script BUT love, love, LOVE how gorgeous and YOUNG Rob looks in this photo!!

    Super SEXALICIOUS!!!!
  • hey_I_read (hitches and tents)
    My thoughts about Rob exactly!
  • RobPattinsonDazzles
    ".........because we see more Edward. So that can’t be bad." ~~

    oh yeah, more Robward, the happier hornier we are ;)

    "......there’s a lot of talk about how Edward and the Cullen’s are not a part of whole middle of ‘New Moon’ but actually they really are" ~~

    thank god !! i thought after the breakup scene, i have to take a little nap midway of NM before bracing myself for the most exciting part of the book...the reunion of edward and bella !!
  • agava [04/09]
    I read those two questions...and answers and that's already too much for me

    "I lose track of what’s the book and what’s me"

    were we reading the SAME book????????

    The only reason I'm still on this post is that pic of Rob. This smile just killed me (in a good way of course).

    I wish I could see him smile like that more often

    soooo beautiful

    **sighs**
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Well, I'm lucky...I get this awesome picture of Rob smiling looking like Edward for my breakfast...

    Now, I'm going to cover up the middle with a picture of me, and ignore the article.

    The only thing I want to hear from this woman is a good script...
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    KIMMY!!!!

    MR + Good Script = Not likely
  • Kay
    I don't want to imagine how the scrip for BD will be like if she gets to write it...
    We'll hunt her down if she screws with NM and Eclipse, and we'll write it ourselves, the FANS
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Algebra was not my best subject, but I checked your math and it's foolproof.

    *wrings hands, worriedly - prays for Chris Weitz and David Slade to stay strong and stick to the book*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *joins in prayer that they both give her a swift kick in the butt!*
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    So true...I hate how math always has the correct answer!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    How ARE you, girl?
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    I'm as good as can be considering I'm at work a lot...cuts into my time on here.

    Other than that, got some rain last night, get to go to Twi-Con in a week...hmmm...YEAH!

    How are you??
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I'm good...we didn't get much rain...but it was cloudy this morning...and much cooler...it was nice!

    AWESOME!! You're going to have to send me pics!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    I will, I can't wait!!! I'm sure if we get some good ones we'll find a way to post them on the site!
  • agava [04/09]
    I covered the middle already. Looks way much better ;))))
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    I swear I will hunt her down if she messed up New Moon...why does she think her writing is better than a best selling novel? WHY??!!!

    Uuggh, she makes me want *calms down before she fursplodes*
  • Shelley513
    If she screws this up I'm going to be so pi**ed. How can you screw up the lines? just read the dam book.

    I love Stephanies Edward and Bella, not Melissas.
  • cclore
    " I feel like 'O.K, the audience accepted my first thing and I’m only getting better or more connected with it and so there’s a confidence [that] does help the writing process. I mean, it’s hard to write when you’re feeling insecure and it’s not to say I was overly confident because now the flip-side of that is I’m really, really aware now, in way that I wasn’t in 'Twilight,' of how [massive] and huge the fan base is. I really have to make sure not to upset those people, you know?"

    If she's so worried about upsetting us, then she needs to stick to the book.

    And I'm glad she has confidence in herself, because I'm not sure if I have any in her!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I am positive I have no confidence in her whatsoever!
  • NewMoon
    What a lovely picture of Kristen and Rob! I wish Mellisa is not there. I hate Bella's makeup in Twilight. Rob had more lipstick and eyeliner than Kristen. Bella in Twilight looked so bland and Kristen is a beautiful girl.
  • What Obsession?
    The great thing that Chris is also a writer and help Melissa out on the New Moon script so YEA!
  • nikki13_Team Leah
    nice picture ...
    if you cut out the midsection it would be awesome...
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    *starts list of ways to torture Melissa if she f*cks New Moon up*
  • rachaelwsz
    I already thought of one... look up... :)

    All we need is a pencil...

    ;)
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    LMFAO!!!!

    That was too funny!!!

    Also, we'll need fingernail clippers so we can clip her fingernails painstakingly down to the nubs, you know, like when you cut them WAY too close and they hurt for weeks!? Then we'll make her wash her hands in fingernail polish remover!

    *evil laughter ensues*
  • rachaelwsz
    *joins the evil laugh* Mwahahaha!

    I've got another idea.

    Lock her in a cage of monkeys.... Wait... Nah...That's a CH torture technique...

    Yeap.... We need fingernail clippers. I have one right here....

    *hands fl95 a fingernail clipper with a red ribbon*

    You do the honour, fl95.... :)
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Rip her apart and burn the pieces! Muaahahahahahah!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    SWEET!!!

    *writes frantically*
  • agava [04/09]
    Yeah lets do in vampire style!! But she needs to suffer a bit before we to that ;D
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Cool, we can skin her first!! LOL, gah I sound horrible!
  • agava [04/09]
    LOL

    Does anybody have Hannibal Lecter's phone number?

    **evil chuckle**
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Who are you?

    *snaps Kim out of her Melissa Rosenberg induced insanity*

    Don't let her get to you, baby! It's gonna be ok. I know this because I've already come back from the dark side losing it about her in my posts above.
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Whoa, what have I become!??!?!?!

    I guess I need to stop drinking the Haterade...sorry OE! Thanks for bringing me back!
  • agava [04/09]
    **sits next to FL in case I have some nice ideas to add to her list**
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    What do you think about pulling her hair out, strand by strand?
  • agava [04/09]
    Oh yeah, but very slowly... we need to tie her to up something...

    I hope she's ticklish... **looking around for a long feather**
  • Allyson Hudson
    She dosent want to kill the book. My advice is stick to the story word for word.
  • othersescape
    I think that is the hottest picture of Edward I have ever seen.

    Ever.
    Anyone with me?
  • yeah, yeah.. Melissa Rosenberg.

    I can't even bring myself to read this article yet-- Rob as Edward is SO..DAMN..SEXY!!

    I'm going to miss this Edward when New Moon comes out. I loved the longer hair.
  • Jaypat
    I read it, and banged my head on the table. Just look at the pic of Rob.

    Me too. He does look so damn hot there!!

    This is the scene with his sweaty armpits by the salad bar. *swoon*
  • I never knew I'd find pit stains so damned attractive. Oh, what this man does to me!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    I have to admit, the pic is a good one. His smile makes me smile..... love it!
  • and now I will close my eyes and imagine edward magic fingers.. *wink*
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    *sigh*

    I'd like a hair washing daily from him.
  • Jaypat
    Aw, FL95! You changed Bad @ss Edward!

    *sniff* So sad S & S is done. *sniff* I was looking forward to your updates.

    You must start a new one!!!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    I'm just trying some new ones out.... I need something really sexy... maybe I can adjust BAE.... *runs off to play with pictures*

    I'm thinking of a new one... :D I just hope it's liked as much as S&S!!! ;)
  • Jaypat
    *bouncing up and down clapping hands*

    YAY! New FF!!! I can't wait!!

    I'm sure it'll be loved just as much as S & S, well as long as there's plenty of smut in it. LOL!
  • agava [04/09]
    That pic is fantastic (I mean without Rosenberg)

    I haven't seen him smiling like that for way too long now ;))))

    Love it too!!!!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    HI AGAVA!!!! *blows kisses*

    I figured, we could put a big black X over her face, and do some cutting and pasting, then it would be perfect!
  • agava [04/09]
    HI HON **hugs**

    Oh yeah, good one!!
    I'd also take the eraser and just erase that stupid face ;)

    But I'd rather do that to the real one though **evil chuckle**
  • agava [04/09]
    I don't want to read it! And I won't! **pouts**

    OK I read those two answers here but that's already too much for me ;((

    Yeah the longer, messy hair was just fantastic

    **scrolls up to drool over Rob**

    lol
  • don't read it!!!

    LOL..

    I've already forgotten what this article is about. All I see is Robward!
  • agava [04/09]
    I know!!

    I almost forgot Rosenberg was even there!!! LOL
  • rachaelwsz
    PEOPLE!

    HELP ME FIND MY PENCIL!!!

    I've got some major eye-poking to do...
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    *hands Rachael pencil*

    Here....have it at it..I'll sit back and enjoy it!!!

    LOL
  • rachaelwsz
    *takes pencil from Spunkie*

    Thank you, Spunkie. *smiles angelically* :)

    *proceeds with poking MR's eyes with the sharp pointy end*

    HHYYYAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.... ARRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    HHHAIIIYYYYYAAAAAAA HYA HYA!!!!

    HHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!

    *pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes*

    *slows down, huffing and puffing*

    Hufffss.... Puffffsss... Phew....

    I think I'm done here... Anyone cares to continue? :)

    *wipes pencil*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Woohoo!
    That was awesome!
    Some very energetic pencil poking, have you been training for just such an event? ;)

    I think just watching that vented some of my frustration for me! Thanks!
    LOL
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    *applauds Rachael*
    Job well done...I enjoyed the show!

    Continue?....I don't think you left anything!!! LOL
  • rachaelwsz
    *looks at MR*

    Ooppss... Guess I got a little excited... *winks* lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Please use a Sharpie when you are finished to draw a mustache, sideburns, bushy eyebrows, pointy ears, and horns on her. Thank you for your artistic contribution!
  • rachaelwsz
    *gives a bow*

    Why thank you OhEdward... :)

    Sharpies are now on my shopping list. ;)
  • Ashleylj13
    hopefully now that catherine is gone, we won't have anymore monkey lines haha. I did wonder about that throughout the movie. I was like wtf is up with the monkey lines? was there something I missed in the book???
  • cclore
    I don't even want to read this interview! I don't care to hear what she has to say!

    Ugh! But I guess I will.

    *scrolling back to read*
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    You are better than I am, cclore. I could only read the bit posted here, not the full interview.

    I would end up furspoding (and I'm not even a wolf girl) and it would mess up my hair and make up. Then I would have to shower................ etc, etc. LOL
  • cclore
    Yeah, I somehow made myself read it. I don't like commenting on something without fully reading it.

    It just made me more p*ssed!

    She really is a stupid......I won't go any further! I'll just get in trouble! LOL
  • Team_Paris - Wheres my meteor!
    They booth look so young in that picture, im talking about Bellsten and Robward. Melissa just looks.. ill leave that alone
  • IdliketoSpunkRobsRansom
    "Thought bubbles".....wow, that would've been hilarious. I can just picture these big blue and clear blobs beside Bella's head every time she hears Edward. Very 2009! lol...
  • IndiesR
    For the life of me....I just cannot stand this woman!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Me either...she's just horrible!

    Yeah that's all I could come up with this morning, too early to be creative with my hatred of her.
  • kacull
    *swoon* Edward is soooooo hot! Please, Please, Please come watch me sleep.....
  • She kind of bugs me bur whatever.
    Rob and kristen look so good in that picture! It would be perfect if it was just them and not Melissa, ha ha. It's rare to get them smiling like that! :D
  • PaineX2
    here you go,the same pic but without Melissa

    http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/4537...
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    edward looks realy good in that picture=)
  • Robward = love
    I know! That's the first thing I said to myself before reading this interview. He has PERFECT teeth. =D
  • lauren20
    Mr Darcy: In the commentary, Catharine says is was her idea for the monkey lines. Actually...she gave Rob a list of lines to choose from and he chose "hold on tight spider monkey". So it wasn't Melissa. At least not for that one.
  • rachaelwsz
    Anyone has a pencil here?

    I'm planning to poke the eyes of the lady right in the middle of this picture...
  • lmao yes go for it! *gives pencil, hmm better a mechanical pencil*
  • Good Idea, you know.
  • rachaelwsz
    lol. I was expecting someone to 'mod' me... *winks* ;)

    Now where's nicnixs?

    She's always not here when one of the Dynamic Duo is around....

    *looks under the bed*

    Oh, Nicnixs? Where are you???

    lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *chews fingers*

    I can't vent!!! I can't......i'm in a bad mood today LOL I'll get barred....i'm so glad i missed this post!! LOL

    I'll leave this one to darcy!!

    *narrows eyes at that b**ch*

    What the bloody hell is she looking so smug about!!! grrrr

    She lives in an Impenetrable bubble of her own bloody ego!! lol
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I COMPLETELY understand the "I'll get barred if I vent" thing...I dealt with that yesterday.

    I had to hop on Twitter and stay away from NMM for a while.

    Breathe, Nicky!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Hey....am back :) Was just doing some painting..


    Are you nice and chilled today :) lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I'm angry enough for you and Scarlet1 - in an industry full of talented, out of work writers we have to endure Melissa Rosenberg getting creative? Give me a break. You could put a room full of high school students together to put together a script (for FREE) using the dialog from the books with the director and it would be better than Rosenberg. Can't tell where her writing and the original story begin and end? Moron - f-ing moron! Argggggg!!!!!!

    *stomps off to pace*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Ummmm...I'm MORE chilled today....

    I already yelled at a GF this morning...


    And Alfie's about to kick my ever-living-butt...


    so...


    How's things going for you?
  • rachaelwsz
    IT'S THE SQUIRREL!!! lol. :D

    Don't worry, Nicnixs. I had it coverred.(scroll down, will yah?)

    I tortured MR with a pencil.

    *smug look plastered on my face* :)
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I saw that!!!!

    *grabs rachaelwsz into a bear hug*

    Thank you!!! You are the best!!!

    *hands over a rusty spoon*

    Can you try to work that into the next torture session :) for me *flutter
    lashes*
  • rachaelwsz
    *takes spoon from nicnixs*

    No problemo. ;)

    Scout's motto: Be prepared...

    I am... *grins evilly* :)

    BEWARE MR... BEWARE...
  • You know? you know? YOU KNOW?!

    lets count how many TIMES Melissa says ..." you know?"

    I'm charging her with EXCESSIVE use of the phrase!


    I'll be SO annoyed if YOU KNOW is used in New Moon multiple times!!!!!!!!!!!
  • winterfred
    lol . . . . i'm going to re-read the script to see how many times she said "you know' in it lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    ROTF..

    you know...your onto something there...you know :)
  • Uggg! And I completely forgot from the New Moon trailer:

    'I cannot help myself, you're so mouthwatering."

    Ummm...mouthwatering? Serious? *cringes*
  • eeeeeekkkkkk .. as much as I would LOVE to pass blame on MR for that one .. it is actually from the Novel:

    I’m quite thirsty, and you do smell… simply mouthwatering.
    Laurent, New Moon, Chapter 10, p.241
  • LOL. I looked it up this morning and found that too. *grins*

    BUT...it is the screenwriter's job to determine what looks good on paper and what doesn't sound so good spoken. Have you ever read a story to someone and the words that you thought looked great and just didn't read out loud very well?

    My alternate line that I came up with this morning would be: "I can't help myself. And knowing what Victoria had planned for you, you should thank me."

    Also in the book, also dark and sinister and when I say it out loud, it just sounds better.

    I don't know...could just be me. ;-)
  • no no!! I completely agree!!

    When he says that .. I think of sour candy!!!!!!! LMFAO!!! random, I know!
  • Sour candy... LMAO!!!

    Oh man, now in addition to cringing when I hear that line I'm also going to see sour patch kids candy running across my vision. (love those things!)
  • and they'll be screaming:

    "Run run as fast as you can .... you can never catch me!!" *in a high pitched voice*

    lmfao
  • I'm growling right along with you!

    My life dream is to be a screenwriter and I wish on every star in the sky that I have a chance to show her up.

    *glares at Melissa, sits at keyboard, cracks knuckles and prepares to face off*
  • Jaypat
    You know, I was thinking the same thing!!!
  • Team_Paris - Wheres my meteor!
    lol! i noticed that too.
    lets hope it isnt used at all
  • Sparks
    LOL!!

    YOU KNOW something... your right, she does!! Lol! Damn annoying!!
  • I"m always right, you know?
  • NessieandJacobforever
    you know what? you usually are right, you know? SORRY! I just had to do that! LOL. I'm a dork..
  • You know ... you're pretty awesome you know...
  • NessieandJacobforever
    you know you're pretty awesome yourself you know.... lol. ok, i gotta stop that
  • geminiheartmk
    6th!
    To lessen her confusion, you would think she would keep the NM book attached to her hip!
  • Butmonkey
    18262826th??
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    You know...YOURS is the first accurate name I have seen.

    It matches your personality flawlessly and succinctly.

    So, pat yourself on the back, Butmonkey...

    You're a Grade "A" Butthole!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    "And I think the solution is going to satisfy fans. "

    uh it better so don't screw it up!!!!

    LOL
    yumm...Robward is look'n sexy!
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Third??
    Oh yeah!! Closest I been to even the top......200? LOL

    "What’s really hard is that I lose track of what’s the book and what’s me..."
    Well that even happened to Rob - he said he liked something or other from the book (fight scene I think) and Catherine corrected him and said no that was from the script (which didn't end up in the movie)
  • Team_Paris - Wheres my meteor!
    seond!? rob looks hot lol
    i dont like her i feel like shes trying to make the movies her own and take away from what Stephenie wrote
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    LOL, I love how in your rush to secure second it cam out 'seond' :-D
  • Team_Paris - Wheres my meteor!
    dont tell anybody! lol
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    hee hee, don't worry I nearly posted 'tird' before I realised - which sounds bad when you: Say It. Out Loud. (sorry couldn't resist Edward line there)
  • Mr_Darcy
    1st

    "I Love writing Emmett as well"

    Question, who's ideas were the monkey lines?

    I'm also struggling to remember, didn't the word love appear a few more times in the book that I remember hearing in the movie?

    Perhaps my memory is foggy.

    Gah

    "I Lose track of what's the book and what's me"

    What the Forks?!

    Well WE DON'T!
  • i agree :D
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
    worries and confusion i tell you Mr_Darcy. thats all i see and feel from her...

    word of advice to rosenberg: please don't lose track of the book; get off of what ever you're smoking when you are writting these screen plays..o; and u can lose track of yourself; i don't mind; but just not the book

    *covers eyes and prays for Eclipse being spot on as it is my favorite book*

    i can already feel my blood pressure rising because i really want her to potray eclipse the way it was meant to be; like the BOOK!!!...omg; i am scareddd :((
  • you go Darcy!!!!!


    We don't like the rosenberg!!
  • *HUG ATTACKS MR. DARCY!*

    MR. DARCY I HAVE MISSED THEE! WHEREFORE ART THOU BEEN?

    LOL i love your wat the forks line. mind if use it, sparingly of course? ;)

    i hope PIMSY and 4thewolf haven't given you too much trouble. PIMSY is giving us all a bad name, flirting with men AND women of all ages. while 4tw is just...she's just herself LOL.
  • Mr_Darcy
    I've been all over the place. Managed to land a couple of firsts in the past couple of days. 4tW has found my calm demeanor rather infuriating and has taken to insulting me and dropping trees on me, but it's great fun. Pimsy is Pimsy, wonderful as always. Have you had an opportunity to meet Kaleb, by the way. It seems he's been getting to know Pimsy and Scarlet rather well.

    Alas I cannot take credit for What the forks, that was coined by LovesThemCullenBoys, and it has found its way into the NMM vocabulary as firmly as "fursplode". Use it to your heart's content.
  • Oooh, TAAAAY!! i shall use it then. thanks. oh yes! LTCB did start using it. i remember now.
    i've just been having a giggle fest for the past 2 days now LOL. so don't mind me. I'm just finally living up to my name. xD

    No I haven't met Kaleb? should I? does he like vamps or wolves? or just bella? lol
    i hear he's been assaulted, groped, maybe even violated by those two LOL.
    i'd like to meet him to defend him from those two, maternal instincts and all. (though im probably around his age lol) and so the wolf girls' rep would be saved. but i think he likes it. lol so no need for my help.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    YOU TELL THEM, DARCY!!!

    I still cannot fathom how this woman has a job.

    This writing is almost as poor as that of the new Star Wars films.

    Of COURSE you can give Billy any line, because he is a seasoned veteran who knows: when the line is rubbish, you change it.

    Here's come cash, woman, go buy a CLUE!
  • LOL buy a clue.
  • Mr_Darcy
    Hey MCNutters! Good to see you on.
  • *HUG ATTACKS MR. DARCY!*

    MR. DARCY! I'VE MISSED THEE. WHEREFORE ART THOU BEEN?

    good on ya! let out all your frustrations. ;)

    p.s. i love your what the forks line. LOL mind if i use it, sparingly of course? ;)

    i hope PIMSY and 4thewolf haven't given you too much trouble. PIMSY is giving us wolfgirls a bad name, flirting with both men AND women of all ages! and 4tw is just...well she's just herself. LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    HEY!!! It's NOT flirting....It's a relationship!!

    I very TWISTED relationship...but one none the less!


    LOL

    And she is NOT giving you a bad name!!

    Don't make me drop-kick you Nutty!!


    LOL
  • Oh quiet you. Don't hurt yourself. 'Sides, I gots back up. And was I talking to YOU?
    no, i was talking to the gentleman over there.

    pft, thats one sick relationship LOL.
  • Teren
    thank you! you took the words right outta my mouth! they change directors WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE CHANGED IS THE SCREEN WRITER!! the movie had some of the most RETARDED lines in and thats what made it so cheesy. ....though i still watch it all the time because cheesy or not, its still twilight ...sigh....
  • I feel like New Moon might turn out better script-wise because Chris Weitz is a writer and Rosenberg just handed it off to him at a certain point and he probably made MAJOR improvements. I agree about cheesy/awkward lines in Twilight...for example:

    When Edward brings Bella to his house to meet the family....i thought that whole scene was really silly. Then Bella says: "And I would become the meal"....awkward silence....weird laughing.... Then Bella says "I wasn't going to tell anyone" about them being vampires. Really weird dialogue.
  • Teren
    ha! I KNOW!!! i just looked at my husband ( who only agreed to see the movie to see what all the hype was about) and said " thats NOT in the book!" and i had to say that like.... i dont know ALOT!! kind of embarresing to us that read the series and know THE REAL DEAL when the people that have only seen the movie think were silly ....ugh!
  • Some parts I felt like they captured very well - like the last scene at the prom with Bella & Edward dancing....I love that. I did miss having Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper and Alice at the prom - and I love when Jacob cuts in on the dance floor.
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    hello there! i found you! welcome to NMM! i'm mirandabrittney(TenBestNights) -AKA-- miranda, MB, brittney, TBN-

    i'm head of the Educate Grey-Face Program and Rescue Center. might i interest you in an avatar to proudly display your loyalty to all things twilight?
  • Mr_Darcy
    Right there with you. I love Twilight. In spite of the directing.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Yes.....we all watch it :) We're all bloody stuck with it as it is :) *sigh*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Hello Teren!!

    Thanks for your reply!

    please go see mirandabrittney(TenBestNights) at our GF-Rescue Center for avatar pic relief!

    WELCOME TO NMM.org!!
  • Teren
    ya, i seriously couldnt figure out how to see your avatars so i just downloaded a real pic, thanks anyways though
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    You are MOST welcome!

    WELCOME, again!
  • Mr_Darcy
    Thanks Scarlet!

    Oh good grief please don't mention Star Wars. I love that series far too much and too much of these new movies are just too painful for me to be reminded of things like that at a time like this.

    *Goes to happy place thinking of the special effects advances that made the lightsaber duels so great*
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *waving to Darcy and Scarlet*

    looky down there!!! i was just quoting star wars!!

    lucas should be taken out and shot for the pain he's inflicted on us since he made the last 3 films!!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I'm SO sorry Nicky!!

    I just saw your comment!

    *hugs Nicky tightly*

    I KNOW....LUCAS IS A DOUCHE!!
  • Mr_Darcy
    Great minds and all that.

    Yeah my wife will watch any movie with me. Except StarWars 1-3. Once was more than enough for her.

    She unilaterally refuses them, and since she is far more interested in dialogue and storyline than lightsabre duels I don't blame her.
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    LOL... I can't stand 1-3 myself... too bad Harrison was so old they could have recycled him for another part. He made 4-6 so great..(wiping off drool...) seriously.. I agree with your wife, the characters in 1-3 were DEAD boring... (snore....) The ONLY thing good about it was Yoda... He kicked some #$@.....
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Again I scream...

    PUPPET YODA IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER!!!
  • Mr_Darcy
    Yes! Yoda was brilliant. He looked like a pinball (in a very cool Erroll Flynn kind of way) bouncing around fighting Christopher Lee (I am boycotting the name Dooku now) and Palpatine.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I do watch them :) Very much the same scenario as Twilight...

    I want to love all these films....i have all the lego and games and even an ATAT......but i just feel like the screen writes and directors are testing my faith :)

    Please never speak of Jar Jar Binks *groan*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    YOU HAVE AN ATAT WALKER?!?!?!

    ME TOO!!!

    Well...my husband has it still from his childhood...It's AWESOME!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I'm sorry, Mr. Darcy.

    I just have to sat it...

    Dear Mr. Lucas,

    BRING BACK THE PUPPETS!!! CG CREATURES SUCK!!!
  • Mr_Darcy
    See, I told you not to bring that up.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    No, Mr. Darcy!

    Don't STOP!!

    Let it ALL out!!!
  • Mr_Darcy
    "Meesa Jar Jar Binks, Meesa make you want to shove a pencil in your ear." Ep1

    "Are you an angel? What? Oh you've heard that one before." Ep1

    "Now this is podracing!" What the forks? Ep1

    "You underestimate my power!" Yes you will go down in history as the man who jumped onto an embankment. Oh wait no, you failed. Bah Ep3

    "My powers have doubled since I last faced you Count Dooku, I measured" Ep3

    Count Dooku. Seriously. Yep, very scary name. Ep2

    Ok stopping now.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    ROTFLH @ ""You underestimate my power!" Yes you will go down in history as the man who jumped onto an embankment."

    *wipes tears from eyes*

    *thows 500 cool points to Dacry*

    *Begins to cough*

    Oh my....that's the funniest thing I've read in a while!

    *still laughing*
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LOL

    yes i do have an ATAT :) And lots of star wars lego....some is for my son...some is for me LOL (but it's all really for me) lol

    *blushing* i have a light sabre too lol
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Hmmmmm....we don't have a light Sabre...but we have EVERY single action
    figure...double a few...and some "mint in the mint box".


    Yeah.....we're geeks
  • Mr_Darcy
    *bows*

    I am glad I could amuse you.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Oh, Mr. Darcy...you MORE than amuse me!
  • hey_I_read (hitches and tents)
    Not to mention, Emmett hasn't got to hardly say anything! I am trying to think in New Moon, does he even have any lines in there?
    *Remembers him waving a HUGE knife in the air and saying "Her name is Bella*... :) Well, that was pretty funny...
  • winterfred
    ooh ooh at the party he says something . . . . i think. so yeah, look forward to Emmett speaking in new moon at Bella's party. yay lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    Don't get me started LOL

    I love Emmett's character and the more I see of Kellan Lutz the more Perfect he is as Emmett. So much fun. I'm praying that we will get to see that portrayed on screen in the next three.
  • hey_I_read (hitches and tents)
    Yes, they picked a perfect Emmett, I can't wait for all of his sexy innunendos in Breaking Dawn! ;)
  • Mr_Darcy
    "I win and they'll get a lot worse"

    : )
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Excellent quote!
    Can't wait to see that scene, if she-who-shall-not-be-named leaves it out there will be hell to pay!
  • Mr_Darcy
    Hmmmm......

    *mentally goes through list of known acronyms*

    Nope, no luck.

    I suppose I'll stay in the dark then.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *sigh*

    I'll spell it out for you as best I can without getting modded, in case your curiousity gets the best of you.

    WILF = Wolf I'd Like to _______
    I'm sure you can get the rest on your own!
    *blushing profusely*
  • Mr_Darcy
    Is that all?

    You had me thinking it was far more explicit.

    LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I want to know what you were thinking, LOL
    You have a dirty mind too, apparently!

    And I would consider that pretty explicit for an old-fashioned gentleman.

    Well, I'd say we're properly acquainted now for sure!
    LOL
  • Mr_Darcy
    I'm just notoriously difficult to shock. And you must remember I've been living on here for the past several months.

    *bows cordially*

    Well it is very nice to get to know you
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    And you as well!

    If you're difficult to shock, then we should get on famously. :)
  • Mr_Darcy
    Why would I be offended by your avatar.....

    I don't want to know what WILF means....do I?
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LOL
    No, you probably don't.
    It's dirty. *blushes*


    *warning: do not read past this point if you want to remain in the dark*

    If you care to figure it out, it's like MILF, but I'm a Jake fan and a wolf girl......
    Don't say I didn't warn you!
  • Mr_Darcy
    ROTFL!!

    She-who-must-not-be-named

    cant...breathe....laughing...too...hard

    That was brilliant!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Why thank you!
    Glad I gave you a chuckle or two ;)

    Hope my avatar does not offend your Victorian sensibilities
    *stands in front of avatar to hide it*
  • hey_I_read (hitches and tents)
    I had to think about your comment before I finally placed it! Good one. I am kinda slow like that LOL! I think I watched the movie like 20 times before it dawned on me that when Emmett said, "Her name is Bella" he was referring to it being Italian! I guess I just thought he was chiding Rosalie for saying "she" and not her name! Ha ha I liked the line even better then!
  • hey_I_read (hitches and tents)
    I had to think about your comment before I finally placed it! Good one. I am kinda slow like that LOL! I think I watched the movie like 20 times before it dawned on me that when Emmett said, "Her name is Bella" he was referring to it being Italian! I guess I just thought he was chiding Rosalie for saying "she" and not her name! Ha ha I liked the line even better then!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I am not allowed to vent my feelings about MR anymore!!!!!!!!!!

    So i will just give you a point Dqrcy and walk away!!

    *tilts head back and pinches bridge of nose*
  • Mr_Darcy
    : (

    Would it be out of order to ask why not?
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    She bring me to the edge.....let's just say that...

    LOL

    I have been very good and have not launched into 1000 word rants
    lately...but it's tricky on these posts

    *breathes deeply and maintains outward appearance of calm* lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    Then I will not incite your firestorm.

    Even though that would be great fun.

    *Shutting up*

    You have no idea how hard this is.

    Geez, you're right I do like to stir things up.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Yes you do ;) Lol
  • Sparks
    I think you did well. I just stayed away.

    Keep your 'chin' up Nix...LOL!!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Thanks :)

    I am going back to my painting now!!!

    1 more wall to go in my volturi red bedroom theme :) Now all i need is Michael Sheen :) lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    *takes chill pill with a swig of Jack *

    Trying to find my zen and will jump to another post to find it, cause it ain't here.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LMAO :)

    Sorry it was rude not to give you a bottle of Jack with that!!! I'll
    remember next time :)
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    You have a great deal of restraint - I however, do not posess the same degree of control.

    I will say just this:

    My intense hate for Melissa Rosenberg is refreshed since I read the "short" interview. I could not bring myself to read the whole thing.

    In short:

    Who the "F" does she think she is? There is no earthly reason why she can't take dialog from the books to fill the movie. This is not "her" story to tell or get creative with. Write the f-ing movie using the books as your bible not your outline! If she can't write to please the fans, then get someone in there who can. Summit, are you really that f-ing stupid?

    If she wants to get creative with the characters, she can write a fanfic and leave us the hell out of it.

    GAH! Now I'm angry!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I don't want to get you riled up again, but I must agree with a lot of what you said.

    "I lose track of what's the book and what's me." Are you serious? If I had a responsibility as huge as writing the screenplay for one of the Twilight movies, I would read the freaking book until I had memorized it. There would be no confusion in my mind WHATSOEVER.

    And how hard is it to fill the screenplay with dialogue from the book? Hopefully most of the scenes are the same. The scene in the Volturi lair? Reference the book and use the dialogue. Alice comes to Bella's house because she thinks Bella jumped off a cliff? Use the dialogue from the book. See Melissa? Not that hard!!!!

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    *takes OhE by the hand and leads her to the chill out area*

    *gives her a small blue chill pill*

    I know how you feel.....every time she opens her mouth...i just want to
    reverse up to it with a cement truck and pout that sh*t in there!!!*

    She is f***ing oblivious.....she should not be writing this saga of
    screenplays...

    There are probably 50 people on this post alone who could do it better!!! We
    know what nees to be in there!!!

    The fact that she seems to believe she had nothing to learn and we will all
    LOVE what she'd done with it....fills me with horror!!!

    She just like that other crazy b**ch who shall not be named!!!

    *draws circle aound self, sits down and beings to chant*

    I shall remain in this circle of peace until the MR post is safley tucked
    away on page 2 of NMM Lol
  • Ciggy_
    Congrats on being Numero Uno!! I liked your comment...if it would let me I would click like repeatedly.
  • Mr_Darcy
    You flatter me sparkly
  • Ciggy_
    Your welcome:) ♥
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    A belated congrats Mr. Darcy!

    Sorry I didn't read anything of Mrs Rosenberg's interview... I was too distracted by Rob's smile on that picture...

    That's one big goofy and sweet smile!!

    *sighs and swoons*
  • Mr_Darcy
    Hmmmm

    Rob's smile

    MR's discussion

    Tough decision.

    : )
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Sorry, I'm still swooning....

    ... have you decided yet? ;-)
  • Jaypat
    *bangs head on kitchen table*

    *reads Mr. Darcy's comments*

    *hugs Mr. Darcy*

    *looks deeply into Mr Darcy's eyes*

    You too the words right out of my mouth.
  • Jaypat
    I do love this pic of Robert. I'm going to miss his plucked eyebrows in NM. LOL!

    Sorry I meant to write took not too.
  • Mr_Darcy
    It is a good shot, Is it just me or has Edward aged about 5 years from Twilight to NM?
  • Jaypat
    It's just you.

    LOL!

    Nah, he does look like he's aged 5 years. At this rate, let's hope he doesn't look like Keith Richards by the time BD starts filming.
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)(0309) CCC
    Lol, Jaypat. I hope he doesn't age that much or there will be a bunch of very sad Rob fans out there, myself included.
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    absolutely mr. darcy! i agree!

    and congrats on first, my dear!! ;)
  • Mr_Darcy
    And right back at you as well. : )
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    Yes, congratulations Mr. Darcy. My pardons, I forgot my manners. May I introduce myself (curtesy)... I am A Twilight Mom. May I say your character is one of my all time favorites...
  • Mr_Darcy
    *bows cordially*

    It is a pleasure to meet you.

    I'm very flattered.
  • s0rt0fbeautiful
    might i ask is you have a twin or a clone?

    i would love to have a husband who shares the thrill of my books with me rather than make snotty comments about them or judge people out there like myself you happen to enjoy the twilight series...or any books for that matter?
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    Why yes, he wanted to understand my enthusiasm and was very willing to read them. He read all four and enjoyed them greatly. He's just not as excited about them as he is about Star Trek or say... college football....
  • atwilightmom Team By The Book
    Ah... it is so nice to meet well mannered gentlemen... I am blessed to be married to one my self.. Though he would probably have a log in name from star trek, star wars or Babylon 5.... sigh.. (don't get me wrong, I love those too but... a Gilbert, Edward, Mr Darcy, Edmund... there are some classics out there..)
  • Mr_Darcy
    I am very pleased to hear it. Another sci-fi gentleman is a man after my own heart. Might I inquire if he enjoys the Twilight series at all?
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    It was Catherine's idea. Both of them, the 'spidermonkey' and 'monkey man'.

    She said in the commentary that she gave Rob a list of different phrases to choose from and he chose the 'you better hold on tight spider monkey'. So if Rob chose it then it much be good

    *big grin*

    Tell me if its just me, but doesnt rob look genuinely happy in this pic? This was before all the fame and mayhem and definately before the infamous frizz chick attack. I dont to me i just havent seem him smile like that in such a long time.

    *Caresses screen* 'its ok my sweetie, everything should go back to normal, maybe in 2 years when the twilight saga is finished'
  • 1RoBPaTTYPLeaSe_andXXXtraSeXY
    I noticed that too..thats the sweetest happiest smile i have ever seen on him....I want more lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    Rob does look really happy. I am looking forward to when this look is on his face more often. Although I am willing to bet that he will be looking much happier whenever the photographs are voluntary and not paparazzi.
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    You're right about the voluntary photos versus paparazzi. It just saddens me to think that fame has affected him.

    That aside, he looks HOT in that pic. I loved his hair in twilight, more than i do in new moon.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Congratulations are in order Mr. Darcy...you are on quite a roll! I don't believe I've ever introduced myself *makes a deep curtsy* my name is I Love Wolves, but you can call me Wolfie :)
  • Mr_Darcy
    *deep bow*

    It is a pleasure to meet you Wolfie. I look forward to seeing you more frequently.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    I will certainly be around as this has become a new haven for my wolf starved soul :)
    *admiring Mr.Darcy's cravat knot*
  • cclore
    Congrats on 1st Mr. Darcy! :)
  • Mr_Darcy
    Thanks cclore
  • Yay, congrats, Mr. Darcy!!!

    It was Catherine's idea for the monkey lines.. *rolls eyes*

    And they definitely dropped the L Bomb in the book. I know for a fact they did before Bella left with Jasper and Alice to Phoenix...
  • p4nnd4
    It actually looks b4 the car rolls away - that Edward DOES INFACT SAY IT < but seemed muted > ..... Perhaps it was ment to be "mouthed" <is that a word ???>
  • The "I love you" part? I dunno.. I'll have to go home and rewind it and do the play by play (which I've done before, LMAO!) I don't think he does..
  • Mr_Darcy
    Thanks RIMR, It may be a bit cliche now to keep going over that, but really. There are some things that just Belong and some that just Don't.
  • I couldn't agree more! I don't understand why Melissa Rosenberg wanted to add the steamy make-out session- yet no "I love you".

    Those three little words would have made Edward's break up in New Moon a little more painful for people who are not familiar with the saga..
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)(0309) CCC
    I so agree with you RIMR!! I missed the I love you factor in the movie. There are several places in the book where it occurs. And how the heck can you get the emotion of New Moon without the I love you's???? Sorry to go on, but that really pisses me off.......deep breathing, okay I'm better now....
  • hey! I like your screen name :0)

    But YES! If I were a Twilight Virgin.. the break up wouldn't be as sad b/c I'd think that they JUST got together..

    Damn you Melissa Rosenberg-- give us our "I love you's"!
  • Justine
    Sorry to interrupt, AGAIN! And it's not even about Rob this time..
    But just so you know I hadn't seen your post before five minutes ago.. e-mails issues.
    Well, I know what you mean about studies and all! "Bon courage pour la suite" ;)
  • interrupt all you want! :0)
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)(0309) CCC
    Thanks about the screen name!! And I envy your avatar......I can't help myself sometimes!!
  • my avatar is giving you the bedroom eyes.

    He says he'll meet you at your place tonight *wink*

    LMAO
  • agava [04/09]
    You are so right (as always) **wink**

    Oh and you're first again:) congrats on that one ;)))
  • Mr_Darcy
    Why thank you Agava, I'm very flattered.
  • IndiesR
    Congrats on 1st Mr. Darcy! :)
  • Mr_Darcy
    Thanks Indies
  • Mr_Darcy
    Thanks Indies
  • JakesChewToy
    Let her have it sir. Is it just me, or do you also picture her whining when she talks?
    Woohoo on 1st btw
  • Mr_Darcy
    Thanks JCT, yeah I get the feeling someone is trying to make excuses.
  • rachaelwsz
    Spider monkey was CH's idea...

    Not so sure about 'monkey man' though...

    Now where's my pencil...
  • LOL pencil!
    im sorry im on a giggle fest. they call me the giggler now LMAO
  • Jaypat
    They were both CH's stupid idea. I won't blame MR for that.
  • rachaelwsz
    I blame MR for 'losing track of what's the book'... (refer to interview)

    And CH for her monkey lines...

    *sighs*
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    On the director's commentary Catherine says where it comes from but I can't remember - *sarcastic voice* oh dear, I shall be forced to watch it AGAIN to check for sure...LOL

    Actually, now that I think about it I'm pretty sure Catherine said it was her idea...
  • rachaelwsz
    *sighs* Those two...

    Dynamic Duo... Dynamic disaster...

    *sighs*
  • Teren
    EXACTLY....
  • geminiheartmk
    Congrats Mr. Darcy!
  • Mr_Darcy
    Thanks gemini
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Hi Mr Darcy, congrats on 1st (this is my first time congratulating on first) lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    Well thank you very much for your congratulations RLDU
  • Sparks
    WOOHOO!! Congrats!!

    You tell her Mr Darcy!! LOL
  • Mr_Darcy
    Thanks Sparks, sometimes I just can't hold it in any longer.
  • Sparks
    Oh my.

    LOL
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