Oh wait!!!

Bad Alice and Emmett!!!

What if Jazz and Rose find out about this??? lol

And you're adopted brother and sister!!!
What you think you're in Kentucky??!!

LMAO!!!

PADDLE FASTER I HEAR BANJOS!!!

LMAO!!!

*throws URM cpoints for her hilarious incestuous comment*

Lmao!!!

I think I hear the sound of banjo's also. And the clinking of teeth falling out!!!

Maybe Jessica Stanley was right about you Cullens... *Raises eyebrows*

yeah they're all like together-together.....keep it in the family!! LOL

hey if my family looked like all those cullen guys I might turn incestous......okay i totally didn't say that....did I say that?

*hangs head in shame*

Lol

And Dr. Cullen's like this weird foster dad that slept w/ a matchmaker or something. (Sorry if you don't what the Hale im talking about, it's from this parody) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHei_C-BZCQ

And...

INCEST UP AT THE CULLEN HOUSE!!!! WOOP WOOP!!!

ROTF

Check to see if they have thumbs :)

YOU Check!!! You're the stealthy squirrel!

I heard about the party...Too bad I missed it :/
I still havent had time to read what went down, but I'm pretty sure it was cRaZy!

Oh it was...

I took off my jeans and danced on a table, made the wolves transform again and again, almost beat the sh*t out of Mike Newton, and got a tattoo from Charlie.. lol

You did, did you!? Mike Newton? What for!? He is so nice and funny.

Messing with wolves? *claws out* Tell me more! If you dare! LOL

He was mad at me because I took his dance and did it better than him.
But he got scared, so I just got him a plane ticket to go to Jacksonville this weekend and get out of my face. lol

NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!
I just was drunk as a skunk and became fasicinated at watching them transform.

THIS IS AN OUTTAKE FROM LAST NIGHT!!!



While dancing has a stroke of a sudden strange fascination*

30 minutes later.... Me and wolves hanging out.

* Me as drunk as drunk can be*

Me:OH COME ON ONE MORE TIME!!!!

Wolves: NNOOO!!!

Me: Oh please it gets better everytime!!! *pout*

Wolves: Okay...

Wolves transform!!!

*I start jumping up and clapping*

Me: *slurs* that is sssooo trippy you're a person and it's like you're wolf and then a person... *falls and hurts a$$*

*Gets back up and does Mike Newton dance!!!*

Lol
I thought everyone was invited last night......

*Gasp and once again starts stammering*

Mr. Darcy...I would propose a thing like that.....I-I-I-I.... would never.

*Turns beet red* lol

Lol

Hey, if that doesn't work you could put on a diaper and pretend to be Nessie. lol

Oh that was just wrong on so many levels.

Poor Jake

Oh, that probably wouldn't work either, Edward would probably have her chained and locked in the basement after bribing Alice with a new car to keep her under 24 hours surveillance so his child doesn't have a sudden growth spurt and go off in the woods with a sparkly dead guy who wasn't aware he could get ppl pregnant.
But that was an interesting possibility.

lol

WOW!!! LMAO!!

Oh wait.. hey.That wasn't nice... LOL

*shakes finger at URMylifenow*

*puts hands on hips*

Did you have a little bit too much Sparkly today?

*takes bottle of Sparkly and hides it*

LOL

OKAY OKAY OKAY!!!!!
I didn't mean it like that(gosh so sensitive) it was a stupid joke.
I love you wolves and didn't mean to offend.

*Foot inserted into mouth* lol

Oh I know how to make it better *lightbulb!*

Some slow jams.....apology slow jams.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXajecvb08 :)

lmfao Okay I'll make sure.
And hey those some top quality Korean apology slow jamz!!!! lol

(Even though I have no clue about any type of other Korean slow jamz)

LMAO Brilliant ;)

That was my very first thought.....that's sooo wrong Alice!!!

Clearly the lines of reality and fantasy are a teeny bit more blurry for me than i thought :) LOL

*check into Twilight rehab*

I think we all are a liitle out of touch w/ reality. lol

*Packs bags and follows nic into Twilight rehab*

We don't need to be fully cured LOL

Just taken down to a normal level :) A weekend should cover it :) lol

Lol yes a weekend...

Flash forward to Saturday night...

*I have tied the bed sheets together and I am using them to climb out the window and escape!!!* lol

lol....if Twilight is your drug of choice you will be a junkie forever. even with help...possibly an interventon...how long will it be before you'd be back....1...2 days? HMmmmmm?

I think it would be really funny if someone would spoof a Twilight intervention......my husband would be signing me up...thats without a doubt for certain.

I think my whole family wants to sign me up by now(and friends) lol

I don't think I'd last 24hrs without a fix.

*Starts freaking out and rocking back and forth at thought*

And I need a fricking husband everybody's married on here!!! lol

Being single means you don't have to hide
the ring when Rob calls you up for a unicorn.. ;-)

*eyes ring on finger*

*hides it in the usual spot before running up to the cliff*

*spends time with the Pack*

*evilish grin*

Lol Yes.

Im still young and still must enjoy my time frolicking w/ Rob and uniforns!

And oooooo im telling. lol

Maybe....
You can take away my sparkles, but you can never take away my newly discovered Korean apology slow jams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXajecvb08

*Starts singing along loudly*

IM HOLDING MY TEAR IN TOO....UH...BLAH BLAH BLAH....!!!! LOL

I think the hubby is starting to get suspicious in my
late night 'meetings' at the cliff ;-)

And I will be 24 next month.. so yeah, have to live it up while you can. LOL

The Korean love song video was sad!! *sniff sniff*

Can I be your roommate?

*bats eyelashes*

LMAO!!! Hilarious!! *wipes tears* ;)

lol, that was goood(:

lol why! why!

ROFLMAO!!

Yeah Alice!! Run towards Jazz NOW!!

haha! Where I'm from the joke is that they would be from West Virginia! But I guess Kentucky works too!

Shame shame on them!

Oh, here we use West Virgina too. But I thought I'd spice it up.lol

lol that is so funny :D

LOL :D

oh wow.. so wierd..
thay actually do make a really cute couple as non-cullens.

Uhm I never thought of that before, Kellan and ashley and I will tell you why its cause Ashley and Jackson are meant to be hehehehe :) Well that is what I think. And as for Kellan, I think he should go for Elisha Cuthbert now that would be hot :)))))))

Errrr...nop!
They are so not meant to be! LOL They looks good as brother and sister, but as a couple she looks waaay better with Jackson!

Go Jackshley!! LOL

Ashley and Kellan? NONONO!!!! Ashley and Jackson? YESYESYES!!!!

lol

WOOHOO!!!

Ashley and Jackson,
Ashley and Jackson,
Ashley and Jackson,
Ashley and Jackson,
Ashley and Jackson,
Ashley and Jackson!!!!!!!!

GOOOOO JACKSHLEY!!
LOL

JACKSHLEY, JACKSHLEY, JACKSHLEY!!!!! GOOOOOO JACKSHLEY!

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! Jackshley! Jackshley!!
GOO JACKSHLEY TO INFINITY AND BEYOOOND!

*does happy "Go Jackshley" dance wiht JaspersGirl*

LMAO!

We're getting carried away now but who cares?

*continues happy "GO JACKSHLEY dance with Lali*

GO JACKSHLEY! GO JACKSHLEY! GO JACKSHLEY! for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.........lol!!!

LMAO!!
Yes, maybe we became a bit crazy, but again who cares? LOL

*continues dancing with JaspersGirl*

Maybe if we repeat it A LOT, it will come true!! LOL

GO

LOL!

*starts dancing crazier with Lali*

I wish there was more Jackson posts..... GO JACKSHLEY!!!!!!!

GO JACKSHLEY, GO JACKSHLEY!!

(the comment was sent all by himself!!)

Look at this http://jackson-rathbone.com/ you've probably seen it but it has all the news on Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!

Yess!!! I love that page!! And I love http://jackson-rathbone.org/ as well! They both have tons of Jackson pictures!!

It's like heaven! LOL

Thanks I had seen that before! He looks so cool with a mohawk but I prefer his normal hair!!! It is like heaven!!!!!!

LOOVE Kellan. Hopefully we'll get to see him more in Eclipse. He's hilarious in the books - they need to use more of his one liners.

That's so true. They can't neglect this rest of the Cullen Fam - Emmett is so funny

Yeah all of his jokes about Bella, well I guess more are in Breaking Dawn, but non the less I want to see him more.

I dont know how Ashley, Kristen and Nikki Reed dont jump on these guys outside of work, I am sorry, I totally would be having my fun with each and Evey one of these VAMP men.(separateof course) I wound never be able to control my hormones! and wouldn't want to lol

They separate their personal lives from work.. They work with A LOT of good looking actors.. lol.. They have no choice but to..

Wow look at them.. they have a connection even if its just friendly its shows that they know each other for a while. its not like rob and emily on set of remember me, there's no akward posture or anything. Kellan and Ashley would make a cute couple.

Aww...they make a cute couple! Prefer her with Jackson though! lol

Maybe you should add the sneak peek too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1hQa7GFNR4


and hell yeah, they look ridiculously cute together, can't wait for this!

Oh yes, I've seen that yesterday..and I thought how weird is seeing them kiss on the mouth for some reason lol

and wow he is ripped, that first scene is just..wow

wow...that sixpack... not bad not bad :D

AND shirtless? Don't know if my heart can take it!! He looks FAB!!

Kellan and lacrosse - yummy. I love that song by the Shins too. It might be worth checking out. Thanks for the link.

My god you changed Avatar fast :) LOL

*head spins*

LOL actually, no. this is from yesterday :p

You way ahead of the curve then :) Even more impressive LOL

oh my god!
for eclipse, so we can see kellan's godly body, we'll pretend emmett walks around the house looking like he's fromt the wolf pack, b/c he admires their cutoff shorts and bare chest look ever so much. and for the big fight (that's if they show the cullen&the wolf pack fighting together and not just bella&edward's thing with seth), emmett will be covered in grease... mmmm<3

You just gave me something to think about. I would love to see Emmett sparkle too. He's just so yummy!

sweet jesus that man is ripped!

Crikey, there is no doubt over those Abs being real!

They look cute together :) But I think jackson and ashley are better :p

Kellan looks hot in a Lacrosse Jersey..... but man that Tweed Jacket is so ugly!! Ashley however looks as gorgeous as ever!

Oh and yeah this is KOG's man so back away!

lol

Kellan looks hot in ANYTHING! Or NOTHING! Depending on how you look at it! =P

And yeah! Back away everyone!!!! Unless you wanna answer to me!!

*does ninja chop*

Hey how funny! Jasper will NOT be happy!! LOL!

Kellan! such a cutie! you were everything i always wanted....sadly Rob has displaced you to the #2 spot, but i still love you! and even more so bc you and Ashley -my fave coolest chick- look HOT together!!!
=)

Awww that's is SO damn adorable... the two cuties together in the movie!! I gotta watch that one... Wooo big bro, teddy bear will be playing that sport that looked like FOOTBALL LMAO... I'm such a dumba**... Uh huh I have to watch this... it looks awesome!! Woohoo!! Bring it on!!

Oh and I'm missing those sexy dimples teddy bear... where in the HALE are they!? Show 'em!!

WOW they look cute together!

Alice is my fav cullen LOL

but ashley is very pretty!

Kellan you look smokin hot!

They do look cute don't they? She fits perfectly with him!

yes they do!!

he's hot & she's pretty = perfect :P

HOLY LOVE THAT IS ALL CULLEN..

EMMETT IN A FOOTBALL JERSEY!!

WOO HOO!!!!!!

NOW WE NEED EDWARD IN A JERSEY TOO..

OH WAIT LOOK AT MY AVATAR........


KKKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

EMMETT'S IN A FOOTBALL JERSEY GIRL!!!!

WHERE THE FORKS ARE YOU!!!

LOL!!!!

haha now our men are twinners! =D

(Too bad mines cuter =P hehe)

I swear I can't ever be here for a Kellan post! I'm always 6 hours late! haha
BOO ME! =(

Aw, I didn't know they were doing a movie together. That's cute :)

5th ;D

**looks around for Nic**

I'm not here LOL

*taps foot*

I'll just have the mods barr you temporarily Agava!!!!! Noe GO and study LOL

LoL

I don't wanna go to NMM prison!!
Those bloody connections...

Ok I'm gone now

**psstt I still love ya** ;D

*hugs*

I love you too....now study :) LOL

They look cute togever dint have a clue they were doin a movie togever!!
xx

I've not yet heard about this one. So is it supposed to be a sports movie then? Or a teen drama type?

Ahh how cute Kellan and Ashley it's great they are such good friends.

In the film I think Kellans character goes off the rails after his dads death and goes on a wilderness trining camp with his lacrosse team and bonds with an army pal of his dad
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341340/ this is the link to the imdb page about it

It IS really great that they can be close friends off screen too. I love that about these movies.

I know!

That's so cute a lot of them are working outside of Twilight:)

I wonder if Kristen and Nikki are still doing k-11?

As of today they still are

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1329177/

*Mouth drops open in shock*

Mr_Darcy is so popular on here and everybody loves him and he's talking me!

*Starts nervously wringing hands and stammers*

*Thank you very much, Darcy*

You are very welcome URMLN.

And your Kentucky comment is brilliant! I'm sad that I could only press "Like" once

*Gulp*

Mr_Darcy actually pressed "like* on one of MY comments.

*Eyes bug out of head and once again stammers a thank you*

*Walks away in daze*

Where have you been!? Why are you over there and while I'm over here?
*walks up to Darcy and begins to unbutton his shirt*
*Darcy grabs PIMSY's hand*
What? Why are you acting so proper?
*looks around and see vamps watching*

Oh! Argh!

Fine!

*walks away*

LOL

Where exactly is "here?"

Ruddy notifications aren't being sent to me today so I'm running around blind.

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Is it you sister??????

*hopping like a bunny rabbit with joy*

yayyayayayyayayyay!

*pinky on the corner of the mouth*

Mwhahahhahah

I knew that you will fall for this!!! I knew it!!I knew it!!I knew it!!I knew it!!I knew it!!I knew it!!I knew it!!

Couldn't stay away from us could ya?? LOL

*hugs back* You are forgiven and welcomed too!!

LOL LOL LOL!! Yes!

Twins! 5 months apart! LOL!

OMG! So who is the evil one among us? Or are we equally evil???

*wiggling eyebrows*

Actually, my "embarrassment" has precious little to do at all with what would actually embarass me and rather what I find would be disrespectful to my wife.

Yes, I was unavoidably detained for patrol today, running the perimeter was unfortunately out, but

*opens up tea table*

*pours cup for PIMSY*

*passes sugar bowl*

Tea is served

And since I see IHowl has joined us, would she fancy a cup as well? I have plenty of chai, oolong, rooibos, white, or green if her tastes run more along that line.

*stalks in glaring*
Uh, hello! I like tea, too, you know!!
I heard you're commenting blind. Again! If it didn't happen so often, you could keep blaming your computer.
But I don't know.. I'm thinking maybe you should just hand the management of Pemberly over to me... you seem to be having trouble coping with basic tasks.
*smirk*

LOL Yes!

You - naughty; me - reason

You -horny; me - Hyper

Me - smart; you-... don't make me say it!!!

LOL!

Wow! You got the Boston accent down to pat...

Smaht instead of smart!!

lol!

Whoo hooo our own Victoria???

11
anyway, he's hot

ALRIGHT!! Back off Ladies!! I'M HERE DEFENDING KOG'S MAN!! To all you lovers and haters .. i've got something for you..

*grabs something from her 'Cullen' bag*

Axe REPELLENT spray!! yeah, you read right. I've made a repellent to keep ya'll away from Kellan!!

KOG!! Where are you?!?! LOL

Oh, no worries LM! KOG JUST called me and told me to take over for you and that you should relax and totally enjoy your day.
*grabs repellant*
I will do the job for you.
Yeah, go ahead, go on now!!!!
*evil grin*
*I'll keep him totally covered.. backs totally up to Kellan, runs hands over his chest, slides arms up around his neck and bites his jaw*
Sorry, just making sure it's really him and not a decoy.
Ok.. bye now.
LOL

KOG is not here? *scans room*

Great!!!!!!

*walks towards Kellan*
*sly smile*

*wicked grin*

Oh PIMSERS.. it's you.. *points to abs* I think his skin's a little dry.. you might want to lick him. I'm pretty sure KOG said to do whatever it takes to make sure he's comfortable.

;)

Awww...it is?? *pout*
Well I will just have to do that!

*lick*
Kellan, quit pulling my hair so tight!
*lick*
Hm, I love it when you moan!

hahahahahaha

OPS!! Am I being a bad girl????

*Jumps out of bushes into PIMSY's path*

SO WHAT?!?!? Are you too GOOD to talk to me NOW?!??!

*Chunks shoe at PIMSY*

Ya know...I would THINK with all we've been through you would at LEAST have the common courtesy to say HI!

*stalks away*

Hey mystery wolf boy...let's go suck face...I need to FORGET a certain PUP who shall remain NAMELESS!

*sticks tongue out at PIMSY*

*shakes off dirt from where the shoe hit*
*jumps towards Scarlet*
*they fall to the ground*
*PIMSY gets on Scarlet's back*
*holds Scarlet's hair and licks her cheeks*

Miss me too much, leech-licker?

*looks up at wolfboy*

And what are YOU doing here?

*through strained voice*

NOOOO NO!! You can't just attack me and hurl insults at me and expect
everything to be alright! ...even though it may have gotten you by in the
past.

*trys to roll PIMSY off*

Get off you mutt...you butt is C-R-U-S-H-I-N-G ME!

*glares at wolfboy*

DON'T YOU tell her a thing!

*back to PIMSY*

WOULDN'T YOU like to KNOW!!!

I see how it is! Fine! I guess I'll just go harass another vamp! I guess your too good to be my enemy now! Now that you have moved up to bigger and better things, like wolfboy over there!

I bet he can't make you scream for mercy like I can! hahahahah

Wait! That came out wrong! Argh! Whatever! Its seems as URMyLifeNow has just sent me a message...maybe I found something better for me too!

I'M NOT THE ONE who DISAPPEARED for FIVE days and didn't even say "hi" when
I returned!

FINE...REPLACE ME!!! LIKE YOU EVERY REALLY HATED ME ANYWAY!!!!

FINE! *realizes Scarlet was counting the days PIMSY was gone*

I was going to say hi! But I didnt see you and when I did you seemed busier...some other wolf was making you cry and I got jealous, cuz I thought I was the only one who could make you cry!

All I wanted to do was run up to you and slap you, but I was too furious to do it! And no matter what you do I wont hit you ever again!!!!



*sobbing*



LOL - (I'm a little dramatic today! This is fun!)

*runs and pelts PIMSY on the arm*

And just WHAT was I supposed to do?!?!?! You didn't exactly leave any "Dear
Jane" note of explanation!


WOLFY WAS HERE!!! She fought with me...threw things at me...and shot at me
with fireworks.

And then she did something that was just...*lip quivering*...just....oh what
do YOU care?...You have your NEW vamp girl!

I've been REPLACED, remember!!!

*a tear begins to trickle down face*


lol

*lower lip trembling*

I-I didn't have time! There were some vamps on the far end of the forest and it took me some time to get rid of them...

*looks at Scarlet's tears*

*licks finger and rubs it in Scarlet's ear*

See! I still hate you!

I never found a vamp that stinks as much as you do...*hopeful smile*

*shoves PIMSY away and rubs ear*

ewwww...what are you...TWELVE????

*gives pimsy a side smirk*

*clears throat*

You did replace me though....URMyLife can never insult and fight you like I
can...but I guess I understand.

Wolves change....

lol

*stalks in and glares at Scarlet*
WHACK!!!
*hits her with huge screenplay* When you're finished whining and sniveling about being replaced by URMLN.. maybe you can take a little look at your OWn life and note how now that PIMSY is here, I just got shoved into a corner. Yah that's right!!! Pot calling the kettle black, huh, HU--- BLACK??
WAIT, did someone just say BLACK??? LIKE JACOB BLACK?

*where, WHERE????*

*leaps nimbly up tree to check*
Oooh, your and Pim's thread is getting long and skinny.
LOL

HEY!!! "NOBODY puts WOLFY in the CORNER!!!"

I'm not ignoring you at all...I AM a little distracted by the MJ memorial
though.

ooo...thanks for the skinny-post warning!

*looks around then quickly hugs wolfy*

*looks deeply into Scarlet's eye*

*"How could I live without you" song by Lean Rhymes playing in the background*

UrMyLife seems okay...I mean...she is more of a party vamp, someone I could use for contraband.

You...you’re the reason why I get up in the morning to patrol. Why I growl, and fight and get all stirred up. If there is a reason why I am a wolf, it's because you couldn't get your horny hands off my men!

Wolves change...yes...for you!



hahahah

*looks big eyed at PIMSY*

You should write that crap down....that's novel quality.

*giggles*

Ok...enough sappy stuff.

*tackles PIMSY to the gound*

OK, WOLFY...you hold her down while I knuckle her head!

lol

LOL!
*without a fight, lets Scarlet have some fun at PIMSY’s expense*
*on the ground, Wolfy on back*
Umm...Scarlet, is this Wolfy male? Cuz it keeps grabbing my a$$ and I'm getting a little freaked out!
LOL
> Subject: [newmoonmovie] Re: Kellan Lutz & Ashley Greene on the set of Warrior

LOL...NooooOOOO...Wolfy is what I call 4tw...

She can get a little carried away though....LOL

Wolfy...stop slapping PIMSY's butt!

ROTFL

OH! hhahahah

Well I do have a nice a$$! I don't blame her...

Wait! She gets a pet name and I don't!? I see how it is!

PIMSY IS your pet name...your acronym is PIMS....I've called you PIMSY
forever!

Come on, PIMSY...keep up. lol

Uh, excuse me.. but I just saw my reputation slandered completely on your long, skinny post down there and I DO NOT touch ppls butts. Geez Ppl. I'm not a butt person. Shoulders, shoulder blades, chest, pretty eyes? and there's no way I'm touching another girl's butt OR chest, or shoulders, thank you so much!!!
*glares* GEEZ
*WHACKs Scarlet with a stick*

*Points at PIMSY*

SHE DID IT!!!

I just told you to hold her down!

LOL

WHATEVER!!! You KNOW you would have your hands ALL OVER Taylor's derriere
if you had the chance!

*Grabs wolfy's stick and breaks it over knee*

AND NOW I have nun chucks!

*Jumps and does ninja flips"

*Smacks wolfy on the rear with new nun chucks*

HA HA!

*sigh* NO, I really WOULDN'T.

YOU ppl are almost as infuriatingly fastidious as Mr. Darcy's refusal to lose his temper. FINE. You know WHAt? NOW you're gonna make me have to do this...

*stands up on tree stump and yells*

I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT TOUCHING GUY'S BUTTS, OK????? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IT IS.. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEIR BOXERS ARE SHOWING OVER THEIR JEANS. IT'S NOT MY THING. EVER. PERIOD. I LIKE SHOULDERS, SHOULDER BLADES AND PRETTY EYES. SO.. LAY OFF THE BUTT THING!!!

Convinced yet??



AND HEY!! DON"T touch my butt!!!!

ROTFL

WOW....fastidious...NICE!

lol

Pluck a nerve there did I?

lol

Ok...ok...so you're strickly an above-the-waist girl...duly noted.

lol

You?? *wicked grin* Always..

Oh, wait Pims.. I think he said his neck is itchy.. better bite it, just in case.

;)

Hmmm....Maybe next time *glances over at Darcy*

I'm in the mood for something a bit warmer!



LOL

PIMS!!!!! *shocked, blushing*

*opens mouth to say something and then grins wickedly*

Nah, never mind.. do it.. that would so be totally entertaining..

He needs conflict in his life..

lol

He is running around like a chicken without a head! Damn competition! But that won't stop me! *arches eyebrow*

I can be as restless as Jacob! Darcy will either have to slap me, kill me, or serve me tea! LOL

Oh, I see you're all having tea so nicely! That's excellent. I didn't get invited, so I'm off to go kill someone for fun.

*grin*

Enjoy.. do me a favor and tell him it's a tad salty and ask him if he fished it out of the harbor.

;)

You can take my seat at the table. Darcy started talking crazy. Something about a wife, my body smothered in syrup...I’m just not ready for that type of commitment. I had to walk away!

LOL!!

ROTFL.. yeah I'd run away fast, too, if I were you. LOL

*singing*
Running, running as fast as we can. Do you think will make it? We are ruuuunning! Keep holding my hand, so we dont get separated.
*giggles*

*happily runs, also* Uh, PIms.. where are we going??

And this is getting very skinny..

I really am a blundering about on here. I didn't realize how much my email notifications are a crutch for me. I might as well be commenting blindfolded.

*smirk*

See my comment below your offering everyone else but tea on your management capabilities.

And also, since you may not get over there.. I really hated Leah until the end of BD.. but I admired her kick-butt attitude, as unrelenting as she was.. and I felt so sorry for not only her rejection and then the fact that she was somehow "second-rate" in something that is so important as far as being able to hook up with someone. I hated the fact that she just sort of vanished out of the picture before the battle-that-never-happened. I felt that didn't do her justice.. but I guess it wasn't her story.. and I hated Nessie too. but .. never mind..I'm rambling.

How's Georgiana's neck "bruise"?

lol

Party vamp!!!! *Gasp*

I am sooo insulted.
You make me sound like im the Paris Hilton of the vamp girl world!!!

hmmmm.....wait a mintute that could have it's advantages.....

Rob you want to come over here and make a special tape w/ me??? *Wink*

WAIT ROB DON'T RUN AWAY!!!!! I'VE GOT SEXY KOREAN SLOW JAMS!!!! LOL

I guess I was just a pawn in your game of getting your enemy back. *Sniff*

*Gasp* If you ever really meet Spunk Ransom you never touch him!!!!

You sit and quietly observe like you're watching a beautiful rare animal. lol

*gasp*
You don"t know about Spunk Ransom?!

Can you PLEASE spare me 1min and 30secs. (It's important)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvdRNqLvRY

And no Korean lovers for me, this heart only crushes on vamps....and sometimes wolf boys. *hangs head in shame* lol

And I LOVE having shoes thrown at my head!!!

And you can just call me UR:)

YOURE A VERY BAD GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

You better quit licking him or I'll have to rip out your tongue!!!!

GRRRR!!!!!!

=D

You just watched 2 mins of pivtoal vamp girl history.
Anyways I guees I owe you one for watching that.

And OF COURSE I would never steal anybody else's enemy EVER.......*snort* lol

No Patience stop right there!!! When KOG is not here I am her back up, she is my partner in crime.. (we got banned together for play fighting with the wolves) ... anyway do not attempt to talk or dry hump him..understand??

lmao

*shouting*
MODS! SHE IS BACK! *points at Kim*

hahahah

Who will stop me from having Kellan now? LOL

*puts hand over Patieneces mouth*

Don't shout that crap around! *looks around nervously* They unbanned me but not sure about KOG though, she is a double agent ;) lol

oh so KOG got banned too? Interesting ;)

No she didn't..... I don't know what you are talking about..

*shifts eye's nervously*

lol

*giggles*
Unbanned you?? *confused look*

Well this site is dead as it is! So I hope nobody else gets banned! If I do, so be it, but I'm gonna be myself...in a lower notch, cuz this site wouldn't be able to handle all of me!

LOL

Yeah unbanned is completely not a word but I didn't know how else to put it, unbarred maybe... lol

This was a while ago, we had lots of fun with the wolfies, but some people got all pi**y! You won't Patience, they went through a power hungry stage is all! I would petition anyway... there's only so many wolfs I can annoy in fun.. and you are one of them ;)

lol

oh dont worry i wont use it against her.

.....unless i have to..oops i didn't mean to type that..

...Im just kidding i would never get someone banned its all in fun here.

I WILL STOP YOU!!!!

*does superhero stance*

Back away from Kellan! and no one will get hurt here!
Well actually, you might still get hurt! Gotta keep you away for good! =D

*kicks spray out of wolf's hands*

I might be *imaginatively* preggers w/ Rob's baby. But I can still take you! (lmao). Aren't you supposed to be drooling over the wolf pack? huh? Didn't think you like granite things..

Ooh, don't worry. I could take you any day. And trust me.. I'm just being kind.. I have no wish to check out your sparkly boys.. for now anyway. *smirk*

Bring it. And trust me, it hasn't already been broughten .. hahaha

:P

Now now now, can't we play nice? Of course we can .. KOG is just going to have to come on here and start defending her man. I'm not making enemies!!! LOL

*huges 4thewolf*

*eyebrow up* Anytime, honey, anytime.. But sure.. we'll keep the peace for now. After all, I can't be shredding up the mother of my godchild now, can I?

(until after you have her.. ) LOL

No .. that wouldn't be good at all! Seeing as how that could quite possibly hurt your god child..

but .. I see what you are up to now. Once she is born, you've got me out of the picture .. then BAM! You've got a happy little family.

Oh it will be on like Donkey Kong!!

hhahahaha

*smirk, eyebrow raised*

OH, no problems. Let's worry about the future later.. Don't want to make you sweat just yet...

More eggs?

LOL

lol

yes, eggs Benedict please.Oh, and don't you wolfs have any special recipes?

I got your back girl! Don't worry, your's and Rob's baby will not be harmed!!!

Yeah 4tw, shouldn't you be picking ticks out of eachothers fur or something?!

haha

Thank you! Sheesh.
The baby's name will be Lemon. Its different, I know. Its kind of a mix of LM and Cullen = Lemon. We want to fit in w/ those strange celebrity baby names ya know! lol

How long until I get my life threatened by 12 year olds who actually believe this sh*t?

OMG! that is SOO cute! =D Lemom is wayyy better than Apple! Or whatever crazy name the celebrities come up with! haha

Oh, and I read something about 4tw being a Godmother?! Wtf woman!! I think I deserve it more than her! Don't worry! I can handle her if you dont wanna break the news to her! =D I'm not afraid of her wolfy self!

lmao!!!! I dunno! I bet there will be one coming soon calling you a bully for taking Rob's baby and not letting any one else getting a piece! It seems to be happening a lot lately! =P Don't worry though! I'll take them out! We can't have you taking people out in the state you're in! Gotta protect MY godchild! haha =D

See . I dont' think wolf wants to be the godmother. I think that is a ploy, to take Rob. So it isn't happening. hahaha NICE TRY WOLF.

This baby is going to have TONS of godmothers. Holy crap. All hail baby Pattinson, I can just see it now...

You are the Godmother, on paper. But we both know that the rest of the ladies in our posse will want to be Godmoms too. Are you going to share her, or non? Need to know now so I can break it to them...

Where are the 12 yr olds accusing me of being a liar? or stealing Edward? SHOW yourselves! LOL

haha! GOOD FOR YOU 4tw!!

*sticks tongue out*

She's def someone you have to watch out for! I'd keep the baby away and in a safe place! haha

Oh come on! Haven't we talked about this before?! You KNOW I don't share well *pouts* You are going to have to break it to them! Sorry! If you'd like I'll tell them! =D Then they don't have to be mad at you. If you'd like we could say I was one of the 12 year olds that threatened your life unless you made me a godmother! I'm sure they'd understand!

Come out come out whereever you are!!!! I think they're scared! Bc you could always zap them with your little gold star! haha! just imagine! You have the power!

muhahaha!

THATS what I"m waiting for! But they are no showing themselves. I think they are very afraid of the golden star .... hahahahahahaha

Yes, could you PLEASE do that for me? I don't have the heart to break it to them. I really, I shouldn't be stressed out. So, are you going to take over and start making me Eggs and Rice?

I'd be afraid too! Too bad I know you better! I know you wouldn't hurt me =D
Plus I'm such a sweetheart that I would NEVER say something that would make you use your gold star against me! =P

Oh don't worry! I'll be really....gentle with their feelings
*evil grin*
Eggs? rice?! Do I have to?! Well I guess I can handle that! Man this godmother thing isn't going to be easy is it?! I have a feeling you're a needy prego! haha

No, you've never had to be afraid of the star, and NEVER WILL!! Except.

PLEASE! Rob is sooo busy w/ work. And yes, I'm totally going to be a needy preggo .. sorry hun! But hey, you get to make fun of me w/ all my weight gain, so I guess thats a bonus for you! PLUS you'll have the cutest god daughter EVER!!

YAY! I feel soo special! =D
Sorry this took so long to reply to! You've prob already left me =(
I had to take a stupid test! BOO!

But anyway!
*points finger*
Dude! Fatso! Are you smuggling imigrants under your shirt or is that just you?!?! Oh...that's you! Well, sucks to be you then! =D

I'll know I'll have the cutest god daughter! Everyone, BE JEALOUS! =D And hey the father of my god daughter isn't too bad either! Wonder if he's single! OOPS! =P jk jk! =D
Maybe Kellan jr. and Lemon can have play dates! =D

(I couldn't get to your other comment) lol

Im so sorry 4thewolf I didn't mean to offend.

Did you see the apology slow jam???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXajecvb08

I'm so totally unoffended, honey.. I'm heartless, haven't you heard? And I have a fairly wicked sense of humor, so unless you don't see lol at the bottom or some other such thing.. don't worry a bit.. I just like having the last word and your insult was so fantastic no one else would touch it....except me, of course. (:

*wicked grin*

i never get an "lol" at the bottom of your comments to me so do you hate me?! haha =P

You better not or I'll karate chop your a$$! =D

Oh, no, sweetheart, you certainly won't 'cuz #1 my turnaround time is so quick and #2. NOBody touches my butt.. I'm saving it for old-enough-Seth. Thank you so very much!

And I don't put lol for you 'cuz I know you can take as much as you dish so i don't have to go all airheady happy on ya!!! So suck it up and deal with it!!

*juts chin out and smirks*

LOL

You're not waiting for old-enough Seth! I know you've been robbing the craddle! =P And we'll see about that turnaround when I catch you looking at my man!

Who says my sad little ego can take it?! =( Maybe I like it when you're airheady happy! haha! That would be a first! On the happy part, not on the airhead part! =P

*skips in, blonde ponytail bouncing*

OH. MY. GOSH!!!!

*jumps up and down and claps*

IT's K.O. G!!!! *aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH! *screams like a girl and laughs delightedly* I'M SO..LIKE..TOTALLY THRILLED AND LIKE *shakes blonde head* WHAT-E-VER!!!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!!! ISN"T LIFE GRAND AND SUNNY AND ISN"T KELLAN JUST A TOTAL HOTNESS CHARM! *laughs and sunbeams sparkle off teeth* YEAH!!! WAAAAY SMOKIN'

*BLOWS KISS* SEE YA, BABY!!!!!



*stops.. ok.. was that like, waaay happy for ya???? And trust me.. books were written a while ago.. Seth is def. old enough.. the kids body is so already there... and I'm gonna stop it at that. *wicked grin* *bye* *waves and bounces away perkily*

That was soo valley high of you! Loved it!

*gives standing ovation*

That's the kind of spirit I need to see in you all the time! =D Just imagine how happy the world would be with a happy 4tw! Of course it would be a rather boring world too! =D Who would I fight with?! haha

*drily* I'll try to go schizo on you then, just because it's you and

LIKE I SoOOO TOtALLY LOVE YOU !! OMG!!!!!

no wait.

I FREAKING HATE YOU, YOU LOSER!!!! BACK OFF!!!



Like, Bye now... idiot!! !!!



There.. how is that.. a little of each??

lol

Aww thanks girl!
I so totally like hate you too!

*twirls hair while chewing gum*

I like the whole bipolar thing! I think it suits you very well! =D

Why thank you... now talk to the hand

*head roll, turns around and walks off*

LOL

Have you been talking to yourself again?! I told you that's not me who's calling!!!! Go check yourself girl!

I'd never call a dog to do a vamps job! =D

hehe

Heck, I don't even need the Axe repellant when you're around! You're repellant enough! =P

*hugs secretly*

*checks phone*

OMgosh! I guess I must have been in lalaland. Well, bummer. he was such a um..pleasure.. to babysit, too.

*sigh* Well, he's all safe now. Go ahead and take him.

;)

See that's what you get for fence jumping! You get a little loopier than before!

A please to babysit? Well I'm sure it was a pleasure for you! But I'm sure for him it wasn't. He told me that he'd rather be waterboarded!

That's pretty bad girl! =P

ps. I don't need your permission to take him! Geeze! Get a clue!

*grabs clue* Ok, got one. *grin* Now I'll give it to you, but you don't seem to take them very easily. (:



Kellan's a very good liar, I'm sure. He doesn't want to hurt your feelings, you being so desperate and all. BUt that's ok, honey. He can compare it to torture if he wants. That's not what his body was saying.

;)



(And I can't believe I just wrote that *blush* ookay.. )

ROTFL........................ ROTFL.......................

*saunters in dancing*

"Do the hotdog dance" YEAH!

lol

*stares at Scarlet*

WHAT are you DOING?????

*fpffpffffffffffffffftttt* BWHAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!

*falls down laughing*

It's the hotdog dance! You'll love it!

Just put your hands to your side...kind of like a penguin...snap...and
wiggle your body..kind of like that kid on Charlie Brown!

vwuala! lol The hotdog dance!

lol

gtg NIGHT!

"Hotdog dance"!?!? What kind of place do you think this is?!
LaPush?!
I thought you were a vamp girl!
No hot dogs allowed here! =D

You can't believe you wrote that?! Like you haven't said worse! haha! Don't even blush! You know you feel satisfied that you said something that YOU THINK was brilliant! =D

*Takes clue for 4tw*
Thanks girl! I've been looking for one of these! Sometimes it's just easier to throw these at people rather than fighting with them!
*throws at 4tw*

That's not what his body was saying? And how would you know that?! I'm sure that pillow you were making out while you made him watch wasn't doing much! But I know that Kellan was calling me to have me come save him! Apparently you can't even kiss a pillow right! He was afraid he'd be next! =D

No, it would definitely be a challenge kissing a pillow.. not something I usually do, but it sounds as if you would know.. Doesn't it get a little dry?

;)

Aren't you used to things being a little dry?

Didn't I see you dry humping kellan's leg the other day?!
Too bad it has to be dry! That's no fun!
But if you were me it wouldn't have to be! =D
Lucky me! =P

Honey, swimming with Kellan doesn't count. And I don't dry hump. Sorry to disappoint you. I go for the real thing or nothing at all.. I'm not much of a middle-ground kinda girl.. But again.. if it's something you have experience with .. wouldn't wanna hurt your feelings.

*throws a towel* Enjoy the pool.

(:

*Catches towl*

Thanks for the towel girl! It will come in handy after reinacting the Isle Esme scene tonight! =P

*opens towel to examine*

OOh! And it's a big towel! It can fit Kellan and I both! YAY! You're such a great friend! =D

Too bad you have to roleplay someone else's fantasy. We just made our own..

;)

He's so hot ill take my chances with KOG!

Good luck! May the Volturi have mercy on your soul

*graps out the spray, and starts sprayin'*

i would share but i dont think she wants to. So ill just fight through the repellent and keep running towards Kellan.

lmfao!

I told her she has to share more. Look at all the ppl who have to share Rob!!! LOL

I know. That's just being Greedy. If the Rob girls can share why cant the Kellan girls share? Im trying to be honest about it but if she doesn't agree....what she doesn't know wont hurt her

exactly, why can't the kellan girls share...i want my turn too....

HEY!!!! Don't be talking smack when I turn my back!
I thought we were friends woman!
You know I don't share well!

I think I missed that episode of Barney!

chillax. Just trying to shut ppl up. No worries. I've still got ur back.

And they make .... LEMONADE! .. omg that was stupid hahaha .. when they are older .. MUCH older. like 35... Rob would be totally pissed ..

LMAO!!! OMG! I dont even know what to say about that Lemonade comment! oh goodness!!

But yes much older! We would want Rob to be sour! haha!
(Lemons are sour! Get it!?)
Stupid! I think we should both blame it on exhaustion! That's what I'm going to do! =D

I cant wait to tell Kellan about our little baby partay! =D
Ooh and we can go shopping together! How much FUN!! Love shopping for baby clothes! =D haha

We'll get her a shirt that says "Venomless Bite" hahaha or "My daddy is RPatz .. ha ha ha!"

Your funeral! haha!

Meet me in the parking lot at 10! No cops!

Let the best kellan girl win! Oh wait! That's me! =D

Bring it..... i aint scared! oh hope you dont mind Kellan said he'll be wearing a lutz of love shirt (hopefully nothing else)..

hey KOG!! have you seen this pic???

http://twitpic.com/9w5uk

have fun! =)

Haha! Thanks for sticking up for me girl!
Too bad SOME PEOPLE can't take the hint and back the heck off!
BOO!!!!!

*glares at 4tw and pimsy*

GRR!!!

They look cute together!
ashley is sooo pretty! =D

Oh, they look sooooo cute together!!

how cool! didn't know that they are shooting a movie together... these pics look awesome! i'm so gonna watch this movie :)

Just looked thru all the pics and he looks HOT in uniform!!

*fans self*

I'm gonna have to watch this just to see Kellan in that Lacrosse uniform!!

Damn....those are some good looking people!!!!!

I cant wait to meet them at Twicon!!!!!! So excited!!!!

STAY AWAY!!!

The closest you're getting to Kellan is when you're dropping my number in his pocket as planned! haha! And it better be shirt pocket! You're not going anywhere near his pants! haha

*snaps fingers*

Damn.....you figured out my plan!!!!! How about if i slip it into his back pocket??????

NO!!!!!! I'm pretty sure his back pocket is still attached to his pants!
Am I right?!
So stay away! Don't make me come down there and snap your fingers in half!
=P

He is hot *swoons* I can't wait to see the movie.

"In shock and denial over his Marine father's death in battle, star Lacrosse player Conor Sullivan, always a maverick and a hothead..." -IMDB

here is the link to the movie on internet movie datebase website

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341340/

Cool, thanks for putting up link. I was hoping to have more info than just "Damn, that boy is hot" .. although I could just stare at him all day.
The plot sounds awesome.. I know they've been done before but I never get tired of seeing stories where people grow after surviving tough times.
*eyes K's abs and flashy dimples* Yep, def. going to see this one. lOL

I'm thinking about changing my avatar...
I found this one of a female with red hair that I love!

What do you think?

I will miss your blue wolf, PIMS ):

*Jumps down from rooftop*

*heaves a wad of crepe paper at wolfy*

MISS THIS PUP!!!

*skips away giggling*

LOL

*grabs Scarlet's ankle, pulls her to ground, takes her shoe and throws it into ocean*

Miss that!

LOL

HEY!!! I hope you can pay to replace those jimmy choo's..

lol

FIne! I'll just be PIMSY then.

What do you mean you'll "just be PIMSY"?!?!?!?! What? My pet name not
GOOD enough for you?!?!?!?

*throws last jimmy choo at PIMSY*

You are tempermental today!

Ouch! Hey!!!
Those heels almost caught my eye there! *throws shoe on the floor**
Your pet name??? I'm pretty sure 4tw came up with PIMSY cuz she care about me you see!*glares*
Temperamental!? Of course! I'm always temperamental, amongst other things... LOL

ouch....fine...message received.

What? What message? *runs towards Scarlet and gives a tight hug*

There was no message...I was just talking sh!t... (lol)

Here, slap me! Maybe that will make you feel better.

*shuts eyes*

no no...you have a good point....the last thing I want to be is a
copy-cat...even if it was unintentional.

I'll try to think of a more ORIGINAL pet name...though the hangover is
severely blocking the creativity lobe in my brain.

I can't just hit you unprovoked...well...I can...and usually do...but I'm
not gonna.

LOL
*silence*

*crickets*

Umm...Scarlet, maybe you should just go ahead and hit me.



LOL

*GASP* I'VE GOT IT!!!

I'll call you Alfie!!!! LOL I LOVE IT!!

*Smacks ALFIE across the face*

You're right, Alfie...that DOES feel better!

lol

Ouch!

Alfie? Should I call you Jane?LOL

WTH? Why Alfie?

*winks*

shhhh...it's short for Alpha...remember???

LOL

It's PERFECT!

LOL

Uuuu! Why the hell do you think I'm Alpha? I think 4tw fits the tittle better than I do...I'm more of a rule breaker...

Ugh..PIMSY...it's just a nickname....stop taking all the fun out of it...

think of is this way...since you are NOT an alpha being CALLED an alpha is
wrong....thus, you are breaking the rules...Alfie!

LOL

yes! yes! I was hoping you would give me a speech as in why I am alpha! LOL

"Nobody likes me"

"Ofcourse they do, you are blah blah"



Get it? No?



Nevermind! Alfie it is! YAYYY

Awwww....that's a cute picture of them together. Good movie cast matching!

I hope these two don't get ruined with rumors like Rob and Kristin.
Maybe if anything, they'll help distract the insane media?

i wonder how weird it is for her to be playing his girlfriend in this when they play bro and sis in twilight. hahaha. poor guys!

dude...kristen and rob pregnant RUMORS running like crazy on the internet. poor girl. just cuz she puts on a few pounds doesn't mean she is pregnant! i feel so bad for them having to deal with that now. damn newsweekly magazine!

They should stop making a big deal about it too.
its a RUMOR! ( which means it probably isn't true.)
Poor girl =(

i know i feel really bad for her! she can't go one day without something popping up about her. that's probably why she hasn't bee on her a lot lately. she is probably hiding cuz she is upset about this going around about her.

I can't wait to see this movie. They look so cute together and I'm sure they'll be great together in the movie. :)

oh my gosh! she's sooo pretty!
where can i find this movie!?

I personally like the huge guys plus petite girls' pairing in screen as well as real life.

Pairing on screen is definitely good but this is definitely cuter :-)

OMG! Alice and Emmett ? JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY! ( Springer)

*singing* they are...so adorable so effing adorable
haha. aww love those 2 =)

Damn, Kellan and Ashley look good together.

I just saw the video on youtube, and wow.
That kiss !

Kellan is shirtless half of the time!
I am definitely seeing the movie! :)

Ohh man they look sooo cute together!! I always thought she looked better with Jackson but not anymore lol.

Speaking of Nikki Reed, where has my lovely lady been hiding? Its been what 4 months now? Nothing at all about her? VERY fishy..

haha ok so this is completely off topic but guess what i just found...

http://nw.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=834099

so now kristen is pregnant? hahahaha. all i can say is...ridiculous. you would think that the magazines wouldnt be so desperate for headlines with all the deaths lately....

OMG. I just read the exact same article. but like you said im pretty sure its not true, otherwise it would already be a HUGE news!! and newmoonmovie.org dosn't even talk about it. i guess we'll have to wait and see.

i love them together i want emment and alice and rose and jasper no jk but they do look like a cute couple

he has my sports number! :O
oh my gosh! yay!

It is sooooooo pleasant to look at him. And him kissing Ashley like that..ahhh it's soo adorable!!

Idk still....
*Cough* Kentucky *Cough* lol

Adorable!! But does Kellan ever play the bad guy?

Oh... and does anyone else find themselves constantly going "Holy crap that was (insert actor here) from Twilight" all the time? I think I see someone from Twilight on a tv re-run or movie every couple of days.

i know!
it's almost to the point of creepy-ness!
*rethinks that*
never mind! seeing this cast will NEVER get creepy! :P

but yeah, every where i look i see something involving one of the cast or the twilight saga.

OMG-SH!! I've wanted to see this movie for a while.. it looks great.. I would have seen it even if Kellen and Ashley weren't in it, but now there's even more reason the see it. lol. They are my fave Cullen family members.. They're great actors in general..

Awww, they look adorable!!!

they look cute together

Wow beautiful couple! The two of them together are just smokin' hot. How cute!!!

Kinda like PIMSY and Gilles and P with K! *wiggles eyebrows*

You have a point there. I would still like to give RP a roll in the sack, just because...... lmao

Lol okay.

At least one good thing came through all this....

I've discovered the power of the Korean jams (So what if im not Korean!)

*Puts on faster dancing Korean jams and starts doing the running man* lol

*looking seductively at Kellan*
"Hey Baby...what do ya say we hop into the backseat of that car and have some fun??"

lol

I would love to see this movie. Kellan and Ashley are great together!

This could be fun...They look cute together! =)

WOW...That' so cool...I haven't heard of thi movie until now...And Ashley will be playing Kellan's girfriend?..wow:))...can't wait to see it....

LOL

This looks weird.
They're suppose to be brother and sister!
What would Carlisle think of this?!

OMG!! kellan soooo freaking hott! look at the body! omg!

if you go and look at the gallery..the guy hes always seen with (his friend) plays Beaver on Greek (abc family show)

They look cute together but i like her and jackson together!
Jashley<3!!!

Awww they would make such a cute couple! LOL
Kellan is sooo HOT! Yummy pics!

Dude I need my girl KOW here to help me out with the haters =P

They're looking at our man girl! haha

They want us to share! CRAZY I TELL YA! =D

I know KOW would want me to say, "Kellan looks sooo hot in that jersey! I wish I were in the football locker room with him! I woulnd't mind hitting the showers with him"


ps. KOW & KOG > than other fans! =P

^^ that was for you girl! haha =D And I know I'm gunna get attacked for it! lol! See what I do for you!!?

Whew.
Good thing they admit that they are all friends!
Imagine the shunning and glares Kellan will get from Jackson for touching his woman when they return to Vancouver to film Eclipse....

*grabs JACKLEY flag and shouts* JACKSON AND ASHLEY SHOULD BE FILMING THIS MOVIE!
*does cheerleader pose* gooooooooooooooo JACKLEY!
*waves flag proud*

...He has to lean too awkwardly to kiss her.
It doesn't work, doesn't look sweet or caring..
Looks very, very awkward..

It would look better if he was kissing one of us wouldnt it?!
(Preferably me lol!)

I was wondering where you were bully partner! I was worried!!!!

*shows crest*

Oh, I been in my basement with a certain Happy To Be Here Slave... He had a break from his current filming and decided to pop by... ;)

It does look better when he is kissing me!
We fit.. ya know?

*shows crest*
Haha... Hows the day been without me?
Any issues we need to ...take care of?

Hmm, I wonder how he got there when he's been with me all day! =P
We were enjoying our day off! And I mean ENJOYING! *wink*

Well I just got here a little while ago. Boo! I always miss the Kellan posts in the early stages! haha
Doesnt seem like there are any issues today! I was called strange by one of our favs! And was told not to reply, but we all know that I dont listen to people very well! So I replied and tried to make it all better! But it prob wont! And we prob still have haters hating because we're just big ole bullies

*fist pump*

*fist pump*
fa sho. You know how to represent. lol.

Best be no issues. We don't let things slide.
lol
i work long shifts (on kellan, OH!) so I don't get to reply to the new posts during the daytime hours....
I always miss the good ones :( I have been first on two posts though ^^ so its okay, I guess. Lol

Yeah I work long shifts too! So I know how ya feel! =(
YAY! Congrats on being first! I never get first!
But I really only comment on Kellan posts so I dont really pay attention to the others! haha

Lol
stupid long shifts. Grrr.. Oh well, yay money!
Where in the world are you?

Lol, both times were flukes.. I read the story like "sigh... I wish I could be first"..
and my heart jumped out of my chest and then i rushed to get comments on.
Its a thrill.. but no one gave me a gold star or anything :(
that kind of made it sad :(

Oh.
And kellan wanted me to tell you that he is sorry he had to do the switch.. but that was his stunt double you were with all day..
Buts its okay, he didn't lie to you. Legally the stunt double changed his name to Kellan Lutz, so he technically is Kellan..
But not the right Kellan.

Kellan was enjoying me allllllll day.
Every possible way he could.
Everywhere he could.
Great, great day.

Oh wow! That stunt double is good! He even fooled me! =P
Kellan told me not to tell you that he was playing this little trick, but since you brought it up I thought that I'd let you know!

Kellan thought it would be smart to throw you off by really having the stunt double pretending it was him so he though that if the stunt double told you to tell me something it would make you think that you were really with Kellan! Did that make any sense?! I kind of get lost in Kellan's eyes when he talks! =P

Kellan told me that he told his stunt double (lets call him KL) to tell you that little tale when I told you what Kellan told me about his trick.
Sorry ... But you got the double.
Kellan is right here, and alll proud :D

They both look hot in these pics......
I bet Kellan is trying to HIT that..if ya know what i meen..lol!!

Aww que cute!

Tsk Tsk Alice! Cheating with the in-laws! haha!

lacrosse i play lacrosse!!!!! i have somthing in commen with emmett even though guys lacrosse an girls lacrosse are like totally different sports!!!!!!! ---<>

Ok, they look awesome! ^^ Ashley looks really pretty in that one with Kellan. I bet Kellan's enjoying it lol.

I don't know how I feel about this.. lol.

I LOVE Ash and Kellan! They're so cute! I love how close everyone is in Twilight! It makes me so happy!

ADORABLEEE:)

however, i have that nagging feeling about the 2 of them playing a couple on screen. just doesn't seem, look, and sound right.

i think hes like hottest person n world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO SWEET!!!! LOVE THEM!!!!!