aw man, I shouldn't have sold my infiniti g35, I could be driving the same car as Kellan! Well, at least we have same vans. :)

he is super hot! i don't care what he drives. he is a great man!

Who the hell do the paprazzi think they're talking too?!

At least Kellan HAS car. Not like you low lives who stalk people with your cameras.

Kell looks so yummy!
But then again, when doesnt he?

lol i have to agree normally id say "how dare u call my hubby yummy" but im feeling good today and plus you have good taste in men ;) kellan duz look yummy 24/7!

LOL
Thanks, KOW!

wow Kellan is one stylish man. Sexy too

lol he has a mini van cuz he keeps the party in the back ;)



KOG and i rock the van haha

OMG his car is sexy, too? LOL he cannot be this perfect...gorgeous.

He's gorgeous. I'd hate the paparazzi though. They get too close for comfort. I like how he just ignored them though.

Thank you:) Really needed my daily dose of Kellan:)
He is so sexy!

I love his style, he's so handsome with the West!

Damn its getting a little hot in here oh no its just KEllAn and his fine self hehehehe

nice! :)

Good taste in cars Mr. Lutz!! I love my Infiniti :D

and i love your avatar, teamvampiro! :) ashley is pretty alluring in there.. :)

For me, this is one of the best shots of her... She is perfection :)

i couldn't agree with you more.. :) she's definitely a perfection.. :)

Kellan seems like a really nice, guy who doesn't care what others think, the Pap need to leave people alone, they are annoying. and my parents have a white van! I say only cool people drive vans

i agree lol my gpa has a white van lol and he is cool XD



kellan is the best!

i LOVE this man's style!

Kellan is pretty hot in my eyes =)

i couldn't agree more.. :)

wait hes supposed to be in atlanta in two days. but hes going to santa monica?

That darn teddy bear is just too cute and HOT for his own hat!!! Gosh, I don't know what is it with those hats Kellan wears, but I swear I LOVE seeing him wear them... wooo SO hot!! AND stupid paps... I.... uggg they piss me off... they'r just hating because their nosing around and stalking people won't make them the money that Kellan or the cast makes by having such an amazing talent... who gives a CRAP what he's driving MORONS... geez... I could care less... plus, Kellan will make ANY car look HOT as long as HE'S in it... somebody get a damn fish and give it to me so I can fish-slap those morons... uggg!

Kellan is looking good as always. We do love them Cullen boys! =)


(Have you guys seen that the teaser for WA chapter 50 is out! Yay! looking good, can`t wait!)

It's wierd seeing people pump their gas since we don't pump our gas in Oregon.<giggle> I can't wait to see him in the new Nightmare on Elm Street. ;)

Something as ordinary as pumping gas, and he still makes it look hot!!

That video p*ssed me off! Who cares what kind of car he's driving? He can pick me up in a mini-van anyday!

Seems like it's a Kellan day today ;)

LOL!

lol its kellan day every day to me ;)

Yay!!!!! Second time this week.
Walks up to podium.
*Taps mic to make sure it's working*
*Clears throat*

There's a few I want to thank.
My mom for squeezing me out her vajay 19yrs ago and making this possible.

And to my friends on here.

ImNotScaredOfYou for letting me b*tch slap every morning in greetings.
PIMSY for making me the best sworn enemy I could be.
4thewolf for being herself and putting my vamps back in their stables.
rachaelwsz is my cool fellow bodyguard.
And Dutchiegirl for making French fun.

And last to that big man who created part of this universe.

ROBERT PATTINSON EVERYBODY!!!!

*Leans back into mic*
Okay everybody have a wonderful day. *Leaves in tears of joy*

Thank you and congratulations!!!
Oh, and I haven't put the vamps back yet.. Kellan was just too yummy..I'll send him back later. ;)

Damn. Okay you can have Kellan a little longer. (But keep it quiet before one of the Kellan girls find out) lol

*smiles sweetly* Oh, no worries. KOG loves it when I touch her boy..

*smirk*

Just trying to help out a friend.

;)

Hey 4tw, there's a cute video of Taylor doing a martial arts competition in 2003 on Examiner.com. Pretty impressive esp. for an 11 yr. old.

Great stuff.

It makes me really hope Taylor does an action role in the near future that lets him show that off.

Hi Mr. Darcy- I hope that he does an action movie too. Not a horror movie
like so many of his peers. He'd be great showing off his martial arts
stuff. He was quite an intensive little kid wasn't he. That's why he's
ready to do whatever it takes to be a great Jacob.

What's new????? *twirls*
This skirt!

*twirls*
And I made my hair extra curly today.
*moves head from side to side*
See how it bounces? LOL

How was your morning?

I got lots of work done! I'm so proud of myself! I killed 2 vamps and injured 3 already!

LOL

Daaarrcyyy!

*smiles*

Hello!

Hi PIMSY

What's new?

AWWWwwwwwwwwwwww *melty melt melt* Thanks FF!

Ok I am confused just what is wrong with driving a white mini van!

Don't worry Kellan we all love you and you are sex on legs whatever you drive!

Mini-van or not, Kellan is one sexy man!!!
I love his sense of style too, not all men can pull off that hat he's wearing. But damn, Kellan can. :)

Did I die and go to Kellan heaven??

I DO love the way he dresses- and he looks so yummy.. but.. BUT..

Take me back to ROB HEAVEN!!

LMAO!!!

**grabs RIMR's shoulders and starts shaking her**

Snap out of it woman!!! You seem to drool over Kellan way too much!!

One more time and there will be no coming back to Rob heaven for you ;P

LOL!

*shakes head back and forth*

gah! Thanks, Agava! What was I THINKING!!

I'm going back to Wet Rob, Rob in a Suit, and Edward Shirtless Volturi- gotta knock some sense back into me!

**nods head**

right, this is the last time you've got away with such a behaviour missy! lol

hey, did you read my message on facebook? If you haven't read the teaser yet, give me your email I'll send it to you **wink**

I got it! I can't tell if that link is firewalled on my work computer, or if I'm just plain stupid.

Email please!!

lil_cutey04@hotmail.com

Gah- I'm so excited! What ch. are you on now?

Ok I sent it ;)

Oh I'm stuck at 39th, I didn't get any further since the last time we've talked:) I had this exam, and it was all about learning by heart (history of economics yuk) ;) So I had to put it away for a while ;)

He says that the Twilight Moms have made him blush. I can believe it, he should see what goes on here.

okaaaaaaay... so he was driving a white mini van....AND..
that was jux dumb... dont worry Kellan, they was jux hating on ur sexyness!
hehehehe
ohh and u looked like always SEXY SEXY SEXY driving away in that mini van....pure hotness!....
let them hate.... :D:D:D
k
lol

Hi Dutchiegirl!

I figured out the avatar thing. **doing little happy dance**

Now I can come out and play!

Yes, I love his hats, too.

Hi BeSafe!! LOL I first wrote just your initials, but 'BS' hmmm... not a good idea...

Great to meet you here! So I guess you figured it out? Wasn't too hard, was it?

Welcome!

LOL "That’s why guys who get around town with bicycles are always the hottest!" Like Rob on the set of RM!

But Kellan looks great, as always... I love his hats.

Kellan looks very handsome with a hat on ;) But these paps really need to grow up. I swear, they bug the $h!t out of me.

OMG!!!! Someone needs to be ripped, shredded, chunked, and thrown on a smoking bonfire.. What the heck is that???Can the paps get ANY closer to having the brains space of an amoeba?? "IS THIS THE MONEY THAT TWILIGHT GETS YOU?*
"WHERE'D YOU GET THE VAN??"
That is ridiculously stupid and insulting!!
Yes, he's driving a van so he can carpool Kristen and Nikki's babies for his friend Rob who is fathering children all over the world,
IDIOTS!!!!!!
*run THEM OVER KELLAN, run them over*

woo hoo speak the truth girly you go girl :D ya and i am with u run them over kellan run them over * does evil laugh*

*hotwires a car and opens door for bella425...*

*grins evillly*

Shall we get anyone Kellan might miss? I hate to leave survivors.

;)

*jumps in the car with 4thewolf and gives her a hi5* we shall *laughs evilly* by bye paps ..........LOL :D.........oh and btw u can call me Numbies thats my new nickname around here apparently is lol :D

Sure numbies, sure (: !!!! Now, which one was the break and which one was the accelerator.. *steps on each.. then car RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVSSS!

Ah.. *grins wickedly* Got it.. hope you don't mind. but I don't have a license. Last time I did jail time, though, I got out quickly. NO worries, ok?

;)

LOL ok i think i am in the mood for some french fries ..............ahhhhh nothing like eating french fries after almost running over some paps * laughs very evilly* muhahahhahaha * raise pinki to mouth* muhahhahaha LOL :D

HALE YES now let me show u how it is done
* slams my foot on the accleerator and speeds up to a pap races infront of them and spins the car around so its facing them then chases them until the pap jumps out of the way slaming into another pap and both of there camers break* and that is how its done * switches spots with 4thewolf * now its your turn again LOL :D

*laughs crazily as she climbs over Numbies* NICE!!!!

*speeds car up as pap tries to escape into nearby field, pops car over door left in field for garbage and hollers YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH as all 4 wheels lift off and pap rolls to escape it.

Camera crunches and shatters under wheel, and car does a 360 kicking up mud and spraying it everywhere..

*high fives Numbies*

*grins happily* *listens for cops* *hears none*

Well, that went well. Dang, I'm hungry.

French fries?

You can drive.

LOL

no worries LOL * puts head out the window and screams* this is for kellan you stupid slimy paps * then gives them the finger very quickly and laughs* get them 4thewolf lol :D

You got it, girl.. *speeds car as quickly as it can go, weaving through other cars on highway*
*shouts* HEY, NUMBIES.. YOU KNOW WHO WE'RE BEING LIKE RIGHT NOW?? WE"RE TOTALLY PULLING AN EDWARD IN ALLEYWAY !!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*catches up to pap,narrowly missing them, and causing them to jump out of way, camera lens cracking*
ONE DOWN.... *crazily changes seats with Numbies as car is still movig* YOUR TURN!!!
*grin*

*singing*
I am heeeeereeeeee!

*runs in a circle*

What is that about a van??? What van? All I see is Kellan *bitting lower lip*

*throws self at PIMS* PIMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!

*glares at Scarlet* SHE called me a *whisper* hooker.. and I am on a mission to get rid of the paparrazzi.. PIMS.. *Pims stares at Kellan PIMS!!!!!! *PIMS still stares at Kellan*

*moves PIMSy's face* LOOK AT ME PIMS!!!!

Focus on my face.. I know it's not quite as pretty as his.. but really.. do you want to help him or not?

lol

LOL!

*facing 4tw, but eyes looking to the side, trying to see Kellan*
Help, yeah..yeah. Wait! *looks at 4tw*

What do you mean help him? He is in danger? *claws out*

What was that about a hooker? Over my dead body! I wont let that hooker touch him!

No worries! *begins to sharpen claws on the concrete floor*

LOL

*sigh*

Uh, Pimsy.. they were calling me a h-- never mind.. Let's communicate in ways you can understand. Ok, Pims.. one moment.

*takes out posterboard and scented markers, and quickly draws a stick figure of a hyperactive wolf chasing down stick men with cameras and evil faces who are following stick Kellan driving a fan*

Yes?? Go get 'em PIMS..

LOL

*PIMSY focuses as 4tw draws*

*tilts head to the side*

You want me to fetch you a stick?

No, Pims..

4Tw *sighs and puts head in hands*

*lips twitch*

*bursts into fits of hysterical giggling*

You know what.. forget the paps.. you're way more fun anyway.. Yeah!! Let's go fetch some sticks.. I heard Kellan had an axe and there's probably plenty over there.. *happy grin* Plus we can watch him kick down a house, too.

TAG!!!! You're it, LOSER.. BETCHA CAN'T CATCH ME.....................

*speeds away laughing*

*jumps up in excitement*

I saw him! I saw him! *stops jumping*

...on my way here! He was shirtless and sweaty and knocking down a house and....



*4tw tags PIMSY*



*bolts towards 4tw, tags 4tw knocking her down*



hahah! You can't catch me!

somersaults backwards, lands on feet, outruns Pimsy, and shoves her into nearby stream.

GOTCHA............... Tag.. you're it..

*giggles and runs to a different post, weaving in and out of trees*

*PIMSY swims and holds on to a tree branch*

*shouting*

NOT FARE!



*PIMSY pulls herself up*



Now I'm all wet! *looks up and sees Seth watching*

Well, well, well...



I should take my shirt off! I won't want to catch a cold!



LOL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*hurtles out of the woods, grabs Pimsy.. drags her away from water and up a tree*

*quickly PIMSY forgets what she was doing in the first place*

*giggles*

*whispering*

Are we hiding from someone?



LOL

Nope.. we're scoping out Seth and..... *grins wickedly* Dunking Mr. Darcy's head in lake till he wakes up....

*wicked grin* I LOVE my LIFE>>>>>>>>>>>>......................................HAHAHHAHA

LMAO!
GREAT idea! hahahah



Why didn't I think of that? Wait, dont answer! He is over at the video post! Almost falling asleep! Lets go get him! *giggles*

I agree about Kellan needing to run them over...most definately.

Oooooooooohh!! Looky you!! It's my cute little laughing buddy from yesterday!!! Hey, wolf-girl. *squeezy hug*

Ooh, you wanna do something fun for your late b-day??? Let's hotwire a van.. I'm a pro (don't ask) and then we can chase paps who are chasing Kellan and graze them a bit.. then excite them further by saying, "Kellan, give us back our van or we'll tell about your criminal record and love child in Arizona" They would have a heyday with that one.

;)

Hey! *hug*
And you're definately right...they would have a heyday with that one. I would almost feel bad for the people of Arizona for the paps never leaving them alone. Lol.

I AM curious about these van hotwiring skills you have...but I won't ask. :]

*grin* Better you don't know..you're such a sweet person..

;P But yes.. it would be fun to come up with more news.. I'll be on the lookout for more photos we can start stuff with .

;)

LMFAO!

*stops scribbling pap's id tag #s on asassination list*

*smiles sweetly* Why thank you Team Perv... nice to see you and to see you happy.

And now, I'm going to make Hollywood happy..

*straps dagger to calf and tucks assassination list in pocket*

*goes to input pap info into computer*

LOL ;)

LMAO!!! Driving a van to carpool Kristens and Nikkis babies for his friend Rob who is fathering children all over the world!! *wipes tears*

You are so getting a like from me for that one 4TW!!

*between gritted teeth, black smoke pouring from ears*
Thank you..
;)

Yeah, More Kellan. Today must be his day.

i dont think kristen's preg.

um
who what when where why and how!!!!!
did i miss a BIG one???...bet i did!....sheeesh lol
pls help!

Yeah, my one friend called me up today and asked me if I heard that Kristin was pregnant. I said No! It's all crap. I am so sick of them saying stuff like that. Jerks!

**glares at tabloids in check out line at the supermarket**

Don't the Cullen Boys just make

you forget about everything and anyone?

(sigh)


KOG Girlie..So far today is your DAY!!

Big Brother Cullen is in the HOUSE!!!

LOL!!!

They totally do. As you can tell from my name we have a similar outlook on those Cullens!

Yep big brother bear is in the house

*I want a bear hug from Kellan*

Thanks Kellan you are a wonderful distraction from work!

*sighs happy contented sigh*

This is a good way to start the day..

With Kellan's smile, baby blues and those dimples..

(sigh)

lol

I can't believe they are harassing him about the minivan ....who cares? These Paps are really outta control!

Yeap. Darn annoying paps... And the questions they ask... And their crappy statements... So darn ridiculous... I mean... What's wrong with a minivan?

EXACTLY, it's not we're drooling over the minivan....DUH!

MMMMMM BEEFCAKE!

*high 5*

who cares about the minivan???

He can ride on a baby tricycle and still look hot! XD

Kellan can be in a van, truck, car, plane, bike, running,and walking

his dog and still look HOT...

It's the power of being a CULLEN..

lol

;) Exactly... hmmm... running, walking... come to think of it... He'll def look hot swimming... Wearing nothing but tight swimming trunks... lol... the thought of it...

*exhales and inhales* Control, Rachael... Self-control... :)

AMEN!

And Hallelujah!


jeez the paps...

*claps hands on ear*

*grimaces*

Can't KOG and Kellan keep it down????? I can hear them from Santa Monica to Boston! Sheesh!

Kellan you show her some tricks with nozzle!!! *sniggering*

*waving hand*
Helloooooo!!!!!!!!!
I'm am here!!!

LOL

Sounds like you've had a busy morning!

And no NMM? I'm impressed by your fortitude.

After 5 days of isolation, one morning was a piece of cake *winks*
What are you up to?
You sound calm, maybe sad? Which one is it?

jumps back into mud pit and grabs Pims in a chokehold with one arm, rubbing mud through her hair with the other.
You're gorgeous, PIMS... if only Gilles could see you now.
*laughs and runs for lake*

Well if you're leaving the decision up to me I'd have to say that you've been practicing to impress a certain elven hero when he comes to call.

perceptive, aren't we?
*from tree watches Peter Pan race around like a crazy person*
*sigh*
I'm afraid we're *points to leader of lost boys* too much alike.. I'm trying to move on to the next best thing.. Perhaps something a little more uh..stable or calm..
I don't think my life can handle more than one of me..
*grins* *picks up book of Sindarin and keeps studying*

*throws hands up in the air*
I give up! I have noooo clue what you two are talking about :P

??????

!!!!!!!

Look who translated that more accurately than I typed it!

Tell me, did you look that up or are you fluent in Sindarin?

(And she teases me for knowing Aragorn's lineage)

Hello pot, my name is kettle. HAHAHA

: )

*grins impishly at Mr. Darcy over shoulder*
Wouldn't you like to know.
I'm either part elvish, madly in love with an elf, (among the many that I randomly am madly in love with), or can google quickly...
I'll let you decide.
*smirk*

*gets up, stretches*

Ok, that's better. Yeah, that took longer than it should. Perhaps I should lose my temper more often and fursplode to stay lithe. After 200+ years I mustn't let age get the better of me. Plus you mentioned my general sedateness detracts from my coolness factor

*cell phone buzzes*

Oh it's Legolas, one moment

*into phone*

Mae Govannen Legolas. Maer Manadh Tol. Sidh.

*hangs up phone*

Ok that probably sent me to an all-time low : )

Yes. Please.. Do lose it. I'm looking forward to that day.

*listens to Mr. D. talk grey elvish*

Well met, Legolas.. useful doom is coming, peace?

*stares incredulously*

An all-time low?

Uh..yeah! I would say so...

*walks away whistling, making note to discuss with Alfred need for possible meds for his employer*

;)

LMAO

*lifts up from mud pit*

*screaming*

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHH!!!!!!!!



*gets up and runs after 4tw*

*jumps and falls, bringing 4tw down with her*

*lifts arm , arm pit in front of 4tw's nose*

SMELL IT!!! SMELL IT!!!!!



hahah

Me? I'm good, rather sedate. But very good. A bit distracted by work.

You know come to think of it I'm somewhat sleepy too.

Now where did I put that dish of Moon Sugar?

*sees Mr. D fall*
*jumps down*
OMgosh. *smiles warily* Did I just beat you. AGAIN????
*strikes 2 for 2 tally on notebook*
My record for whipping your sorry butt is almost getting as good as you showing up for being conjured.
*whispers, smirking*
Maybe you should train a bit more at Pemberly or ask Legolas for some tips...
Now if you'll excuse me.. I was just going to take Gigs to a keg party...

;)

Go ahead and gloat

*tries to sit up*

Gah...

I think I'll just stay down here for a bit.

WHAT?! At whose house?

*grins impishly at Mr. Darcy*

You know, you really should try to get up, that's just far too much of a temptation for me to continue railing on you.. what happened to healing quickly? Losing our wolfiness?

Oh.. *tries to stifle laugh*

Whose house?

I can't recall, exactly.. they just mentioned that parents weren't welcome... but no worries.. I'll take good care of her. *lips twitch*

*watches from behind a tree, not wanting to get her new skirt dirty with mud*
*giggles*

*runs around tree, grabbing Pims by the shirt and laughing, drags her to mud pit and throws her in*

*stops* *facpalm, evil grin* Oh, I'm so sorry Pims.. did you just say you hope someone would throw mud on your new skirt?

*sees Pims face* Gosh, darn. I hate it when I misunderstand.

*runs away shrieking with laughter*

*teary eye*

How DARE you! This cost me 10 dollars!!!!!

*picks up mud and throws in the back of 4tw's hair*

Take that!



LOL

*gasps for air* YOu did NOT!!! *pushes wet hair out of face and rockets out of water, grabbing Mr. Darcy's ankle and pulling him backward*
*scoops up mud and smears on face*
Lovely.. I think dirt suits you very well..
*bows respectfully* *smirk*
*leaps over rock, laughing*

//THUD//

A cat I am not......


uuuuugh........

Oh yes I did.

*wipes mud off face*

*gathers up mud into large ball*

*lobs it over rock*

//SPLAT//

*looks over rock to see 4tW covered in mud*

*dashes up tree*

Don't worry I hear mud pats are very cleansing for the skin!

*chuckles heartily*

*smiles dangerously*

*falls backwards into water, to wash off dirt, then vaults out of water, grabbing a branch and landing right in front of Mr. Darcy.*

Very refreshing thank you. *grin*

You know, I've always wondered if wolves land on their feet, like cats?

*suddenly shoves him backwards off tree and runs, laughing*

lol

*laughs and scrambles up a tree, leaping into the next one*
I DON"T THINK YOU'RE QUITE AWAKE ENOUGH YET.. YOU'RE KINDA SLOW.. Let me help you with that..
*drops from tree, in front of Mr. Darcy. shoves him into tree trunk, then twists out of the way and runs over some rocks near river*
Brain waking up yet??
;) Cuz I still can knock some more sense into it, if not...
*grins evilly*

*lunges at 4tW knocking her into river*

Oh, more awake than you might think. I suppose I have you to thank

*bows respectfully*

*turns and bolts toward large boulder*

*giggles*
This is too fun to watch!

But someone here has to work! Vamps might get ideas and start jumping the fence...

I will patrol for awhile.

*giggles at the sight of Darcy horsing around*

*skips towards the treaty line*

*appears suddenly from a tree*
*eyes laughing* I think the moon sugar went into my coffee.
*giggles crazily*
BUT!!!!!! I'd be happy to help you wake up!!!!
*leaps at Mr. D' suddenly, knocking him backward 50 feet into cold lake, shoves his head under and holds it down for 5 seconds*
HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
feeeL BETTER? CUZ I HaVE OTHER IDEas , too if that didn't work..
*jumps out of water and runs*

ROTFL.. SLOW ONE!!!

*watches as 4tw dunks Darcy in the water and Darcy dashes after 4tw*
Is this happening? Mr. Darcy is actually running after 4tw?LOL

*shouting*
RUN FASTER! SHE IS GETTING AWAY!

I always get away, PIMS!!!!

Why do you think I'm still alive after all my slapping?

;)

*leaps out of lake coughing and spluttering*

*shakes water out of hair*

That works

OK you asked for it!

*dashes after 4tW*

It's right behind you, Darcy.

Yes, no, turn more, to your right, there!

Sleepy? Tough night, huh? *sighs*

My night was magical! Gilles showed up and he...err....he...he...braided my hair!
*giggles nervously*

Actually I had a very pleasant night. Just seems I've refused to fully wake up all day though. : )

I see! *giggles*

I must have at least 6 hours of sleep, otherwise I stay sleepy all day long too...Good thing I don't have to patrol at night that much, McNuts and TWP have that shift!

*taps foot and glares*

*turns and walks away*

You know you like it! LOL

4tw! She never takes her meds! I have to shoot her down with a tranquilizer gun when she gets out of hand! hahah

Well...from the sounds of it...Wolfy's had very little sleep and LOTS of
sugary drinks....

I'm not sure if she's around anymore though....lol You know how a
three-year-old runs around like a banshee just before they crash into a deep
sleep???? Ya...she was kinf of like that.

Not around? She is up here in this tree with me! LOL



Scroll up!

OK...you two...

*knods and points to Aflie and Wolfy*

YES...you two...

I'm going to lunch with the hubby.

And when I return...you're both pup-toast.

Note to Alfie: See how I did that before LEAVING! lol...ok..ok..letting it go.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Yes! Nicely done! Eat all your salad this time!

*leaps out of forest, shrieking and laughing and slams Scarlet into ground*
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHA!!!
PAY BETTER ATTENTION FREAK!!!!!!
LOL
And i'm not like a 3 year old. I"M AT LEAST 5.............................
I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ok...Peter Pan...whatever you say...LOL

*watches Scarlet walk away from the corner of her eye*
*turns and bolts towards Scarlet*
*jumps and knocks Scarlet down to the floor*
*licks Scarlet's cheek*

I saw youuuuuuuuuuu!

Miss me leech-licker? I DID say bye to you last night, btw! Didn't that crazy gramma give you the message?

LOL

*eyes suspiciously and shakes head*

*gets up and looks down at Scarlet*
Did you have a busy morning? You seem worn out! You’re giving me just one sentence replies!

What’s the matter with you! *slap*
4tw got the best of you today?

*shakes head*

Vamps! Weak!

LOL

*sticks tongue out at ___________*


*mockingly "unzipps" mouth*

I don't talk to people who leave without so much as a "smell you later", or
"hate you tomorrow", or "up yours tramp vamp".

*rezipps mouth*

*folds arms*

lol

*hugs Scarlet tightly, lifting her up from the floor*
There isn't anybody I hate more than you! *gives a wet kiss on Scarlet's cheek*
What purpose what I have if not to chase you around and smack you and call you a dirty little tramp?


LOL

LOL

You really write some of the sappiest crap I've ever read!

*wipes cheek with sleeve*

Ewww....you slobbered on me!

*thumps Aflie on top of the head*

Ok...your forgiven...DON'T let it happen again!

lol

FYI...Wolfy is a NUT today...I'm not sure she took her meds.

lol

Yay!!!!!!!!

How are you sis???????

How is work going on????

YAY!
*hug!*

Its crazy! Thats why I took so long to come here...I'm on the phone and typing...hahah

I just say "ahan, yeah, yeah, sure"

I'm just waiting for the person to say something like "What do you mean sure? I asked how much does it cost!"

LOL

LOL LOL LOL!!

It seems you are going Howling Girl way!!

I am super multitasking here - on NMM, on my email, on office email, listening to music, doing reimbursement, commenting to you PLUS refreshing the page every 2 second!!

LMAO!!

LOL!

If I get fired and my husband kicks me out of the house can I come move in with you!? I can cook Brazilian food *hopeful smile*

Definitely!! There is ALWAYS place in my house for my Pack Sisters!!

LOL

*whispering* Try not to get fired though!

I'll try *sad face*
My boss hasn't called me boboo in a while! LOL
I think he is unpleased! Nooooo! *bangs head on desk*

Are you proud of me though? I stayed all morning working! NOO NMM!

*twirls*
I DONT neeeed it!
LOL

Nozzle... do you know how difficult you have made this for me... there are so many things I want to say right now Ihowl... damn it!!!

LOL

I almost worded it as "using his nozzle skills to fill'er up" but went a bit safer. ;-)

Oh then we would have to deal with the grey faces dissing us for being naughty here!!

But I DO wish you would word some wolf article like that! Aaaaah!! Happy Day that would be!
:-)

I love your new avatar by the way! Sam kicks @$$!

Why thank you!!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE it too!!!!

*prints t-shirt* I Heart my Alphas

LOL

*prints t-shirt*
I Heart my wolfpack

We shouldn't discriminate, Ihowl!

I have plenty of love to give to all my men! And girls...in a non lesbian way! hahaha

LOL That would've been awesome.

LMAO!!! That would have been genius! It's not too late to change it you know ;)

See? That i why I just left it where I can be the Great Unmoderated Howling Girl!!

LOL!

lmao @ nozzle tricks

DUH!!! I am expecting her to come anytime here and start bragging about the Nozzle skills!!

Plus I think she will need my hydrant filled tote to smack some of the girls who wants their hands on Kellan!!

*shouting* KOG!!! wakey wakey! your Kellan is here!!

LMAO!

lol i txd her her comp is down :( dont worry hun i can handle some of these girls lol



love the tote idea ;)

OMG!!! KellansONLY - WIFE???????

*backing away slowly*

hehehe... you continue...

*still looking scared*

Lol trust me im not as scary as KOG ;)

Im the nicer kellan girl
Penny
Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

LOL! It is ok... I am not scary too - I am just a little crazy that is all!

Good to know that you are not as scary as KOG!!

:-)

Lol heck yes I mean who doesn't go crazy when they see kellan lol ;)


Good to know ur crazy I am too haha


KOG is still awesome scary or not!
Penny
Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

LMAO!

WAKEY WAKEY!

*hands Howl coffee* *smiles sweetly* Mornin' baby sis... Don't you worry. I'll take excellent care of him while she's gone. She always knows she can count on me toe all over him.. i mean.. it.. Got it covered..
*waves Howl off* run along now.. ;)

*takes coffee from 4tw*
*sips it & hears the whole statement from 4tw*
*groans*
*placing the coffee back on table*
*sighs and AGAIN claps hands on ears*

Go on 4tw... I shall close my eyes too... I don't want to scrape the images out of my head with a spatula!!

Oh, no, baby girl.. I'll be very discreet. Don't worry.. ;) Save your spatula for better things.

lol

Oh that was very sweet of you 4tw... I am still not taking any chances...

And yes, I was planning on using spatula for much much better things! :-)

No, really, Howly.. go use that spatula....here I'll hand you a .. *scans through kitchen items* bottle of olive oil also..

Cooking is so fun, really!

;)

I know this has nothing to do with Kellan but anyone else fed up of the rumors about Kristen and Rob, she's now pregnant apparently.

It's disgusting and way over the line

Yup totally agree. Now they are on bump watch, if it wasn't so pathetic and probably upsetting for those two it would be funny.

idk bout that rumour

Personally i think its bull

It is bull!

Kellen definitely has style. He always looks so handsome and put together no matter where he is or what he's doing.

i especially love the 'sweaty-and-running-with-his-dog' kellan.

Oh absolutely. He is a man that looks good in clothes and out of clothes!

I agree RIMR especially when he is running with his dog bare chested!

Kellan should always walk around topless yummy!

Kellan.. yes, yes.. very sexy INDEED.

*snaps out of daydream*

I wish Rob had a dog- and ran outside-- and was sweaty.. and.. and

*re-enters daydream*

Rob has got a dog in England, her name is Patty I think but thats not much good.

*tries to think of a way to get his dog over to NY so Rob can run topless with her*

*has brainwave someone in NY should lend him a dog to walk*

Then we can see topless sweaty Rob!

*Drifts away on a daydream cloud*

*swoons*

ah, RP_D- you live by your screen name! I would love nothing more than to see Rob running around topless.

Hmmm.. guess I can head back to the Edward Topless in Volturi post- just to bring my daydream to life! LOL

Oh yeah Rob sweaty and running with his dog without a shirt is defintiely something I can get on board with. Too bad crazy fangirls would probably trample his poor little dog and him.

*mutters* stupid..crazy..freakin'..fangirls... GRRRrrrrrrr.

I saw John Voigt at the LAX airport once (Angelina Jolie's daddy)- he was literally 2 feet away from me. I remember being so starstruck I couldn't even look at him. I remember blushing a lot, too.

I think that's my validation that I would not be a crazy fan girl.. at least, that's what I tell myself! LOL

Yeah I saw Gabrielle Union (actress) in a bathroom at the Hard Rock in Vegas and I just said hi! in a little voice because she made eye contact with me and then I scurried to my stall.

It's hard to tell what I'd do if I came face to face with Rob though. That's on a whole other spectrum of celebrity for me. I KNOW I would not try to attack him though & get all up in his personal space like some people (**glaring at crazy frizzy hair fangirl**).

Although It would be tempting to run my fingers through his luscious bronze locks!

I remember Gabrielle Union- "Bring it On"!

Yeah, I guess John Voigt and Gabrielle Union are not on the same star spectrum as RP-- but I am positive I wouldn't attack him..

*grumbles* stupid, frickin' fangirls...

7th so close and yet so far
hahaa
one of these days...

yay you're back! Tha't the spirit one of these days we'll do the happy dance for you

Sorry don't mean to be a stalker but I do miss you when you're not around!

lol

hahaha thanks!
i don't know what i'll do when i finally get first. i'll probably go into shock :O

Not sure what I would do ....maybe scream jump up and down like crazy. Your kitty will probably loose the helmet ....... actually I think you'll probably come up with something really cool like:

'hah look at that a 1st' or '1st? Excellent! Next!'

anyway whatever you do there will be quite a few of us cheering for you and probably crying with laughter because of what you say.

You're Ace! lol

He is so cute! I can't believe the paps harass them like that. Leave our Cullen boys alone!!!!

I love when he wears that hat!

First He's unintentially promoting Girl Scout Cookies..Now Minivans.. What can't he sell?

omg he looks amazing in this picture and congrats!!!!

Yes you are congrats!

Thank you:)

1st?

Yay!! Congrats!

Hey Dutchie

I am so liking your avatar wet Rob is the business! lol

Yeah.... I like my boy wet! I can see you like a wet Rob too, by looking at your avatar. Never figured out where you got that pic from though.. I'd like to have it (promise I won't use it on here, just in my bedroom LOL)

Hi Dutchie

I found it on google just put his name in Google images and after a
gazilion pages it came up, happy hunting

lol

What about this one:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3599/3445677664_...

And I found yours as well!! So I can keep staring at this wet boy and my mind goes to a very happy and eh... dirty place...

er sorry but that one is creepy too photoshopped for me the one you've got keeps you guessing 100times better, mine is just a stroke of genious I think. I'd love to know which photo shoot that came from.

Have fun researching I usually have a ball..... happy and dirty places are so in this season lol

(Stupid reply boxes... replying via my e-mail didn't work again so you'll probably get this answer twice)

So true.... I think I'm going off on a hunting trip now, hoping to find a very wet dripping Rob... and when I find him....oh, what I'm going to do to this man...

atta girl make him beg for more lol

Hunting for a wet Rob... now why does that turn me on??

ha ha ha I think he turn you, me (everyone else on here) on even if he was
scratching his bum. lol

So true....  I think I'm going off on a hunting trip now, hoping to find a very wet dripping Rob... and when I find him....oh, what I'm going to do to this man...

send me the link when you find him I'd like to see what you find ......

Thank you:)

hooray for first!!

*fist bumps*

Thanks you very much:)

Woot woot to You! Congrats

Thank you:)