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Kristen Stewart Pregnant from Robert Pattinson?: Let’s Discuss

by Will on July 10, 2009 · Comments

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Kristen Stewart Pregnant

There has been a deluge of stories out there claiming New Moon star Kristen Stewart is pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s child based on a sketchy tabloid from Australia. The proof? A very slight belly that Kristen had when she was wearing skin-tight leather pants that were pretty much a corset for her legs.

I tried ignoring this story completely, but the amount of emails I continue to receive from readers indicates that I’m going to have to go ahead and address it. LettersToTwilight wrote a genius piece on the ridiculous issue, collecting thoughts from Twilight bloggers including myself, and I implore you to read the whole thing. Here’s what I had to say–

NewMoonMovie.org: “She’s been seen still smoking. A lot.”

Moon: Very good point NMM but what if she is indeed WITH CHILD?

NewMoonMovie.org: “I don’t know about you, but if I was pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby, I’d turn into the fricking town crier: ‘Hear ye, hear ye! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!’”

Read the rest of the hilarity at LettersToTwilight!

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  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    NMM.org, you are FANTASTIC!

    You were called the "leading expert in all things Twi… the master of it all"... I am so proud of you right now!

    I know we didn't want to stoop to the KStew Prego talk, but I love how you approached the rumors.

    *standing ovation*

    Well done, sir! Well done.
  • Aww, shucks, thanks! =)
  • ancha85
    You are crackin' me up, girl.
    This is soo ridiculous, though.
    People, look at the other cr*p that they are using on the cover!
    Michael Jackson murdered?? Jen bawlin' "over Brad"??
    Come on people, just 'cause a smut rag printed it, does NOT mean it's true!
    In fact, putting it on this magazine pretty much guarantee's it's NOT true!
    lol...
  • ForTheLove
    Haha You're Hilarious!!

    Favorite Part: Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
    LOL!!

    Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One! LOL!!!

    I would SAY IT OUTLOUD..

    Rob Pattinson is MY BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMAO!!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    "SAY IT.."

    "OUT LOUD...SAY IT.."

    Vvvvvvaaaaa- BABY DADDY!!! LOL!!!
  • its not my bday-- kiss me
    say it say it out loud

    pregnant hahahhahaha
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOL- before he gets to this part, he says this:

    "you're impossibly warm, you throw up in the mornings, you crave the weirdest foods.. your emotions are giving me whiplash... I know what you are..""
  • ForTheLove
    ROFL...Haha I never laughed so hard.
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    lol- this is why we love NMM..

    we are funny.. we are silly...we are smutty.. and WE LOVE TWILIGHT.

    What more could anyone ask?

    LOL
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Well played RobismyRomeo!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I am the CHOSEN ONE!!

    *giggles*

    I'm going to watch Twilight again tonight. Maybe watching it for the 300th time will get me pregnant with RP's baby. LMAO!!!
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    I've been watching a ton of movies lately so that when I put on Twilight...............again, my husband won't flip out. "What? I didn't get a movie for tonight. There's nothing on tv.........."

    Pregnancy by lust - interesting idea! Thank God that doesn't happen or we'd all be knocked up by now. LOL

    *shudders while remembering pregancy and child birth *
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LMAO

    Brilliant :)
  • twilightmom5
    Pregnant by lust...hmmm. Don't you think that maybe Edward/Robert makes some women want their husbands more...okay, I am done here. I am going to watch Twilight...See ya!!
  • SMIU(TEAM WAIT TILL NOV 20!!)
    LMFAOROFL.
    too great bahhah
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    The effect of being showered in Unicorns: Robbie Jr.

    Yes, please, and THANK YOU-- I'll take it all!
  • its not my bday-- kiss me
    lol- this is why we love NMM..

    we are funny.. we are silly...we are smutty.. and WE LOVE TWILIGHT.

    What more could anyone ask?


    robert pattinson with a big red bow in my room hahahhaha
  • And_im_a_virgo
    Yeah The best part about this post by far...
    Here ye, here ye...
  • 5ctBauble
    Who wouldnt be screaming that!! :D

    But then again she is afraid of screaming crowds of teenage girls and if they hated the idea of her dating Rob...imagine what they think of her if she is indeed carring the golden child!?
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I haven't laughed so much for ages :) ROTF

    Well done :)
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    Oh Nicnixs this is soooo last week!

    ROFLMAO....

    Twins I tell ya, twins! That huge bump on such a tiny person is bound to cause health problems as its so huge!

    Heck the top of my arm is bigger than her waist! Its so much beyond ridiculous that you just have to laugh!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Tell me about it :)

    *looks at own arms*

    I started a diet today :) I am so crabby....i've been shouting at everyone :) they keep putting choc bars on the desk and begging me to eat one :) lol
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    Don't do it! LMAO

    I keep verbally attcaking myself with threats every damn day to start a diet, Pfff...Gastric Bands are down to £4000 now, *goes books self an emergency appointment* Can anyone say finance? Loans? LOL

    I finished WA at 6.37am this morning, I started it at 2pm on Thursday, Im like a zombie, haven't slept. Was really good. But I got really confused when he had his first hallucination off Bella, and then they got all groiny, I was scratching my head and having to go back and re-read that part, must have been the sleep deprivation LOL I balled my eyes out, like full on sobbing form after that, took me twice as long to read cause I couldn't see the screen with all the tears.

    One thing I want to know is where the hell is my Edward Cullen? I'm really going to have extremely high standards when it comes to men now, all that Love and Adoration!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LMAO

    I am having my Boobs done before any gastric bad...oh and a few other nips and tucks :) I'll be putting that on my visa :) lol

    I remember reading WV till 6 a.m LOL

    That chapter confused me too, and then i read all her extra notes saying she got psychologists to give her advice about it. And now it makes sense lol :) Severe sleep deprivation :)

    *whispers* I don't think there really are guys like that out there :( booo
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    oops typo...WA not WV LOL
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    i did the EXACT same thing reading that chapter at like 5 in the morning. i was like "is this just sleep deprivation? because i have NO CLUE what is going on here!"

    but she really did her research on what it would be like for a person going through those psychological issues. for that, i say bravo!!!
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    Well so far my experience with men has been shitty, I really would be shocked if there was one out there like that, Love, what the hell is that? I have no Idea *goes to retrieve dictionary* LMAO

    Reading all these books is giving me cravings though, LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    There are some nice guys :) But you have to look hard LOL

    You need a really good sh*t detector :) Mine is pretty good lol :) And you must take no bull what-so-ever!!!! Guys are just like kids...they need clear boundaries and naughty steps LOL
  • WetDishRag (AKA deedee81)
    And yes bearing children does nothing for the Old boobsticles, if I cou.d afford it I would check myself in for 6 months and have everything nipped, tucked, sucked, pulled, lifted and stretched, I'm come out like a totally different person LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LMAO :)

    We'll save up and do it together :)

    Boobie boot camp LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LMAO :)

    We'll save up and do it together :)

    Boobie boot camp LOL
  • rachaelwsz
    Love how you dealt with the Kris-Rob pregno rumour.

    And thanks for the daily update of nmm.org. :)
  • 5ctBauble
    I know we shouldnt promote these stories but i think its good to post them here...that way you can have 1000 dedicated fans squash the rumor all in the one place
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
    I agree with RIMR..

    We didn't want to add to the fire of this rumor but you went

    about it with style...

    Hi5 NMM.org..
  • Ash4Rob
    u r hilarious!!! i cant stop laughin!!lol god i do love NMM.ORG!!
  • **** Bows down to the Twilight master ****


    LMFAO @ Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One!

    BRILLIANT!
  • 5ctBauble
    The entire convo was frickin hilarios! Those experts should get together more often and discuss these stories LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LOL... LOVED it!!
    "I am the chosen one"
    LMAO
  • well done! *cheers for nmm.org* :)
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    THIS is why we love you, NMM.org.... informative, entertaining and FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

    *high five*
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    psssstt RIMR,

    i have a secret to share with you...

    I am pregnant and it's all bc of Rob's sexy brooding stare..
    ^^^^^^ see above comment ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  • twilightmom5
    Hmmm....maybe he is responsible for more babies....I totally see it!
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    yes, the readers of nmm.org is tripling the world population just by looking at Robert Pattinson pictures =)
  • Casizzle
    OME lol I can’t stop laughing aaahahahaha
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    oh yay! i made people laugh today!

    SCORE for me =)
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    *gasps*

    you are TOO!!??

    I wonder if our children will look alike? LOL. Flip moms with RP for baby daddy.
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    lmao

    oh wait, why am i laughing...pregnancy is not a laughing matter...haha

    yes, our children will be so beautiful! i mean who can deny the awesome mix of parental heritages???

    oh man can u imagine Rob as a baby daddy?
    omg i'm dying of laughter. though i can't wait to see how he interacts with his young co-star in RM
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOL, I'll tell you why we're laughing!

    Because Rob is the only guy we wouldn't through ourselves down a flight of stairs upon hearing the pregnancy news!

    Ok, maybe that's not quite as funny either, but it was to me!

    MMM.. Rob Filipino hybrid baby. A mixture of Rob and Alex Meraz?

    Did you end up reading the script for RM? I still haven't--- there's a little girl?? LOL
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    idk about that. i'd prolly THINK about throwing myself down a flight of
    stairs upon hearing the news..but then i'd stop myself just seconds before
    bc how could I harm a little Robbie jr?!
    HHAHAAHAHA JK

    hell yeah! hybrids are the best looking babies out there! =)
    and uhmm, you would know! :-)

    ps:yes i did read the RM script, sorry for that little spoiler. my bad but
    you've seen the pics of the little girl. i'm not telling you anything else
    until you have pledged to either have read the script or to get rid of
    ultimate tempation delete that email forever
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    Robbie Jr? I love him already!!!

    We will live in England for the first 3-4 years- just so that he'd have an authentic british accent.

    hybrid babies, yes! I am the mix of irish and filipino- so throw a little englishmen in me (no pun intended) and BAM! Robbie Jr. LOL

    Oh, and I was kidding about the RM script- I knew the little girl was his little sister :0) I've read the first 10 pages or so, just haven't had time to finish. who knows if I will?
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    lol! yes, it will be a Robbie Jr. first, then girls of course! LMAO

    England? aghghg it's kinda cold and rainy...oh well, if it helps develop the
    same accent as Rob's I guess 3-4 rs of living in England is acceptable...

    OMG! i was like sh*t i hope i didn't give away a spoiler...geez! got me good
    on that one. i can't believe you stopped after 10 pgs! finish it! hahah no
    i'm just playing...
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I finally finished WA-- and if FL doesn't update this weekend, I might get around to finishing it :0)

    Robbie Jr, then Roberta for the girl.

    Oh no, I just has a flash back to the movie "Now and Then"- christina ricci/rosie o'donnell's character. Scratch the Roberta name. LOL
  • TeamRobward29
    LOL..I definetly don't think she is preggers w/ Robert pattinson.........LOL "Hear ye, Hear ye, I am the chosen one!" LMAO
  • crazy4cullens
    Ah I know I saw that. That's awesome he got a shout out like that. Of course we already knew this but it's nice to let everyone else know ;)
  • whereismyedward
    it really does make me love this site... aww :):)

    also just thought i'd throw something out there (which most people have probably noticed but yeah...): the austrailian magazine said that the 'source' was 'a close friend of kristen.' firstly, why would someone who was close enough to kristen to have been told this huuuuge news then go tell a magazine, and second... what the HALE are they doing in austrailia?!?!?!?!!

    it's all lies i tell you, LIESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    It's a conspiracy, I tell you! LOL > Subject: [newmoonmovie] Re: Kristen Stewart Pregnant from Robert Pattinson?: Let's Discuss
  • whereismyedward
    ok, let the discussion commence...

    points of discussion:
    - it's not true
    - there's no way it could actually ever be true
    - anyone who thinks it's true is a foooooooool
    - it's a lieeeee!!!

    LOL!!

    hmmm your conspiracy theory is a good one... maybe it's...
    - someone who didn't succeed with killing rob by getting him runover by a taxi, so decided to make him suicidal instead?
    - someone who loves rob and hopes that he will hate kristen and magically come running to them in despair, only for their 'comforting/ evil' hands to be ready when he appears?
    - someone that wanted to seek revenge on kristen and rob..? but for what remains the question
    - a stupid austrailian magazine that wanted to make stuff up in order to sell loads of copies (which, unfortunately, has been a success :/)

    wow i think we have a case here lol!!!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LOL

    How could it NEVER be true?? He has a boy bit and she had a girl bit......

    The following is still possible at some future date:

    Post filming drinky drinky....ooops how did i get in this bed..panic...panic....4 weeks later.....crap that looks like a blue line...
  • whereismyedward
    actually that is a good point... and now you mention it... but NO! nonononononononononooooo it's a lieeee, a LIEEE!!! i refuuuuuuuuse to even contemplate it! LOL!!

    also, i don't really know much about being pregnant but i swear that after 4 weeks a bump wouldn't show..?

    ahh i know. there IS a baby inside kristen... but it's just a FOOD BABY!!! it happens to everyone, and unfortunately for famous people like her it's pretty easy for the press to blow it (far, FAR) out of proportion :(

    i'll bet she's looking skinny as a stick now though lol!!
  • crisnaserenacullen
    4 week that remember me something?
    i got it BREAKING DAWN hello they are parody the movie to soon don't you think so?
  • LOL!!!

    Hey, you disappeared yesterday...everything okay with the little guy's foot?
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Yeah Sorry Eryn :) *hugs*

    It's a real drama factory here at the moment :)

    The 3 of them have declared war on each other, and Small one being extra clingy since footgate :)
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Wait just a minute Nic,

    Isn't that how we all got our babies? I think you are making a gross generalization!


    ROTFLMAO
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Well i know it's how i got mine!!!!!! LOL

    And i was standing up 2 of the times *scratches head* I thought it wasn't supposed to happen if you were standing :) LOL
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Just goes to show you that reproduction is more powerful than gravity! You're kids must be super heroes and it just hasn't been revealed what their powers are yet. Soon........... he is be able to walk across glass unscathed... LOL
  • Oh....so sorry!

    *sends virtual nanny with can of whoopa$$*
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    *claps hands*

    Very good arguments WIME!!!
  • whereismyedward
    haha why thank you :)
    perhaps it's my lawyer genes trying to get out LOL!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I'm reminded of the "sex and the city" movie. lol.
  • The australian mag was probably on the verge of bankruptcy and knew if they printed a juicy cover story about anything Rob - it would sell tons of issues. Desperation!
  • yes i agree thanks NMM.org for just being ...............GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT :D
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I think it's ALL true!!!!! Look at that Belly!!!!!!!.....and the worried look on her face while she rubs her hair :) You've been caught out Kristen!!!! Just fess up and we can all start knitting sparkly booties!!!!!!

    *stops suddenly*

    *looks done at own belly*

    OH crap.....how am i going to explain i'm pregant with triplets when my hubby gets home....

    *panic panic*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I'll tell you what I'm worried about...

    How's she going to knott those shirts around a preggo-belly?!?!?!

    PLUS, Kristen, if you come up with some weirdo name like Kobert or Risten or Renessme or Coco, we're coming out of the woodwork to personally throw the beatdown on you.

    Scarlet's a good name though.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LMAO

    I think they should go with Bella for a gild or Edward for a boy :) Just think of the Hello spread LOL

    She can still wear the knotted T shirts :) She can just knott under the bump :)

    Oh and she can buy one of those It's Rob's Baby T-shirts for real LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *looks at Nicky dejectedly*

    But....but....Scarlet's a good name too...*sniff sniff*

    lol

    OR She could be like Brittney-Hooch and knot it above the belly. lol

    I think she should wear one that says, "Yep...he screwed me and not (or knot lol) you!"
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Or maybe a T-shirt saying...

    Hey Nikki Reid!!!! HAHAHAHA

    LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Lmao

    Or suck it Nikki Reed.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    LOL

    Or

    Hey Emile De-French-Name-I-Can't-Spell!

    lol
  • marie_C - Team switz
    maybe EJ(edward/ jacob) cause bella though about that name before she found out that the it was a baby girl and not boy.
  • Sparkly booties, hahaha!!!

    <3 <3 <3
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    They have got to be sparkly LOL :)

    *searches online for sparkly wool*
  • twilightmom5
    Oh, another thing...they are (I am assuming) saying this is a MTV movie award conception. Rob is not Edward and I really don't think Kristin would be showing yet. This is real life not Breaking Dawn. And Kristin would not show in a matter of weeks. Those pants are tight. She is skinny. But I couldn't fit one leg in those. Probably not even an ankle. So...that is NOT a baby bump!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    pfffffff...you're talking gibberish..."Rob is not Edward"!

    Get your head off the ground and back into the clouds with us where it belongs!

    lol
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    *running around in panic*

    Nooooooooooooo, don't tell me he's NOT Edward :)
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *Hugs Nicky to her*

    *Smooths Nicky's hair*

    Shhhhh....Shhhhh...Don't listen to the crazy lady....Rob is Edward....Rob is Edward.
  • kristine8
    **wipes hand across forehead**

    *re-reads soothing words from Scarlet**

    Geesh, that was a close one. I almost re-entered reality.

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    LOL...

    How have I never met you before today???
  • kristine8
    LOL
    I don't know, I've been on here awhile...

    The important thing is that now we have each other...

    to tag-team against Pimsy.

    LMAO
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    That PISMY is going to be the death of me.
    There's only so many different countries music I can to torture her w/. lol
  • kristine8
    Yes, she definitely seems to need those obedience classes.
    I think we should call Ceasar, he specializes in those red zone cases. Maybe a daytrip to the Dog Psychology Centre would help. :)

    LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Lmao A day trip. She needs at a least a month.

    Oh, your avatar makes me crack up by the way:) lol
  • kristine8
    Thanks!
    Ok, a month with Ceasar is going to be expensive. Let's pass the hat around and see what we can get...
    *takes bottles to recycling, puts $3.50 in hat*

    LOL
  • ClareB
    LOL! Oh my god i'm craking up over here.
  • twilightmom5
    You are my kind of girl!! I will try to get my head back in the clouds...I guess I need to go read Breaking Dawn again.
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    **sighs**

    dear Rob and Kris,
    I know you guys are looking forward to filming BD (so are we) and both of you treat your job seriously,
    but for Heaven's sake you didn't have to treat it THAT seriously,
    honestly there are many ways of looking pregnant on the screen without actually being with child...
    and you have a problem with timing, I don't think you would be filming BD in less that 8 months... :p

    those young actors... such a lack of experience...

    LMAO!!!

    sorry, I just couldn't help it ;)
  • marie_C - Team switz
    maybe the mag are the ones who mistakes the timing, the though that the production for bd was going to start in August and not eclipse, that is why the made out the story, maybe in 8 month they would come out w/ the same story, knowing that the 1st time it was a mistake of movies.
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    I literally ROFLMAO about this! i i agree with all the experts!

    By all counts, I, too, am pregnant by immaculate conception bc:
    1) Rob can impregnate women with just a stare --> duh i stare @ his pics 24/7
    2) i have a little bump --> it's not coffee & donuts you IDIOTS, it's the Sparkly One's baby!
    3) vomit session last wkend --> heck no it wasn't bc of those margaritas, shots chased down by beer, it's all due to Rob's beautiful baby changing my hormone levels

    just thought i'd share with you all

    xoxoxo

    so hilarious! i love LTT/LTR and i was excited to see they featured YOU newmoonmovie.org!!!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I'm just now getting to your post, this is hilarious!

    It'll be like ancient chinese culture, where there are wives #1, #2,#3 and their children.. except hopefully our kids can be friends, LOL

    I've got dibs on naming mine Robbie Jr.!
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    but but but ---

    I CAME UP WITH ROBBIE JR!

    idk about our kids being friends now....

    LOL!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    Well.. I hope you have a girl first so I can have Robbie Jr. LMAO!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Lol.
    I love this picture.
    At least some tabloid magazines make their pictures look legit.
    This magazine has Kristens "stomach" starting in the middle of her pants.... if her pants were open to support such a growth coming out of her pants they would surely look different.
    You can see the feather tool marks that they used. The underside of Kristens "stomach" is fuzzy and almost see through at some points.. they softened the edges too much.
    The magazine also forgot the basics of anatomy. Where the belly button lies, the contours of a pregnant womans stomach.
    They just through some photoshop onto her picture to make her look preggers.

    I think it is horrible and ignorant. I really wish tabloids would grow up soon.
    Do they think that if they publish something then it will come true?
  • LisaM0014
    I totally agree with the horrible photo shop job. It is so obvious that she is not pregnant. THE BELLY BUTTON!!!!!!!! That is just horrible. Tabloids are ridiculous. But capitalism rules and people will do anything to get rich.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    I know what you mean.
    I really wish that K.Stew's lawyer would sue the hell out of that magazine :)
    But it would be a constant battle, and no one would win.

    I think its such a shame how people will destroy other peoples lives (read: Jon & Kate, Brad and Jennifer.. etc) for a quick buck.
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Thank God we have a professional in the House who can explain the subtlies. Thank you for the techie translation. As the current in-house tech-tard, I know things look wrong - but I don't know why. I wasn't even focussing on the belly - it's her face that looks all wrong to me. Are we sure this isn't her stunt double?

    BTW - love your name!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Oh.. oops *scrolls up looks at Kristens face*... hmm.. now I know what you mean.. but whoever it is, that photo is photoshopped, and horribly done too.
    Maybe they photoshopped her face as well? put on some "baby weight", gave her "pregnant mom skin"?

    Lame.

    Lol, thanks for the name comment. I figured... I am team Vamp, punching werewolves doesn't hurt them... meh. Lol!
    They are slowly growing on me though.. maybe its because they have broken my hand many times? (hehe)
  • LisaM0014
    I was also thinking stunt double. Her face doesn't really look like kristen.
  • pamloves
    i was thinking the same. stunt double or her stand in.
  • kristine8
    I agree. This reeeeally does not even look like Kristen.

    It's too bad it's such an enormous and time consuming affair for them to take all these mags to court. Rob and Kristen would probably never have to work again with the settlements they'd get.
    I don't get why it's legal to print whatever you want about a person for public consumption. Whatever happened to accountability?
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Isn't it considered slander?
    Isn't slander a criminal offense?
    Not sure.. but I remember when a celebrity died and people were talking a lot of smack about them.. Facebook threatened them with a slander charge

    Lol, look at me putting Facebook threats to real life...

    but can people be charged with slander?
    can a MAGAZINE be charge with slander? or would it be the writer of the story?
  • kristine8
    Yes!

    THAT'S the word, couldn't think of it..

    Well, I know many celebrities have sued over lies printed about them and won. There's probably not enough time in the world to take all the lies about Rob to court and hash them out.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Yeah..
    I wish they would,
    or perhaps they are laughing about it?
    I can see Rob being the type of guy to just stand back and laugh at it all...
    And Kristen the type to blush and try to ignore it?

    But hopefully they understand that tabloids print stories about them because they know how much Pattz and Stew are loved! That is why they get front page... that is why they get slandered..
    Horrible as it sounds, people are slandered because the fans love them..
    *shudders at the thought or writers hurting their favourite actors for money*
  • kristine8
    Sadly, I think celebrities are slandered because a lot of people with no morals want to make money off of their fame.
    I wouldn't find it flattering myself, or glad that it was a sign of my fame. I don't know how they deal with it.
    :(

    Sucks.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    I guess you are right.

    I was just hoping that they aren't getting hurt over stuff like this..
    A lot of celebrities fall into the abyss because of crappy tabloids *sigh*

    One day, maybe when the world is a better place (unlikely), tabloids will stop slandering and only report on the truth, or on happy things. Not constantly bringing doom and gloom to other peoples lives.

    *burns down stores that carry tabloids*
  • kristine8
    I have to ask you a question that will expose my own stupidity...
    How do you keep replying to the posts that don't have reply boxes anymore?

    Share some wisdom.....
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Hi again.
    Its not stupidity. I just learnt it the other day from KOG.

    you go to newmoonmovie.disqus.com and find the thread you are looking for. click on more, then view thread on disqus.
    find the reply you want to reply to and click reply. lol
  • kristine8
    Ha!

    Very cool.

    Feelin' kind of smart today... :)
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Use the new information wisely, for it can lead to many things great and evil.
    :)lol
  • kristine8
    I will respect this newfound power....

    *feels giddy for a moment with all the possibilites*

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    You reply via e-mail *wink*
  • kristine8
    Back off, Miley.

    LOL

    Your avatar's gonna give us all nightmares tonight.

    Are you happy now?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    EXTREMELY!

    I heard you wanna send me to some anger management place!! *arches eyebrow*

    Was is THAT about kitty?
  • kristine8
    *shakes head*
    We're only thinking of your happiness and well-being, Pimsy.

    Amanda and I thought some time at Ceasar Milan's Dog Psychology Centre would benefit you, seeing as how you're obviously a red-zone case.

    It's not your fault...wolves aren't born bad..they're raised that way.
    We know there's a kinder, gentler wolf inside you aching to be free!

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *PIMSY flips threw Cesar Milan's Dog Psychology Center brochure*
    Hmmm…hot, male nurses, tying me down and drugging me up! *sly smile*
    Sounds like FUN! LOL
  • kristine8
    Probably a typical evening for you.

    Lucky dog.

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh, look, Pimsy.. kitty doesn't like Disney???
    *grins wickedly*
    *runs to convince other people to find more Disney inspired avatars*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    OMG NO!!! *Drags 4TW by the tail futher into the trees*

    What in the hell are you doing? Is that *tries not to vomit* Efron?

    You are a Kimsis! You do realise me and Kim hate him? We have never watched HSM and never will!!!

    Is Patience a bad influence on you? Has she put you up to this sickening act? *glares down at Patience* I saw you with your Miley avatar!!.. I just don't know what else to say..

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    No, Kimsis *flashes Kim brilliant, ultra-white smile* I put Pims up to it. I was in a funk and I'm getting a certain amount of sick joy out of seeing the horrified looks on people's faces.

    But it also makes me sad to see the haters. I think Zach is HOT!!! Come on!! Look at him and tell me he's not.

    *focuses on Kim with Zach's baby blues*

    and.. and.. get a tan!!!!

    *walks away perkily*

    lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    *Puts on shades*

    Stop flashing those things around, they'll do someone an injury!

    Hot? Hot? *looks worriedly at 4TW* Are you drunk?

    Don't try and pull that crap with me, I hate him, he's vile!!! *runs away while screaming*

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *Zach looks mortally wounded*

    *4tW' clutches heart* OUCH!! Vile?? *achingly whispers* He's beautiful. I .. I.. *bursts into tears*

    C'mon Zach. Let's go.
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Please don't cry.. *starts to feel guilty*

    I had to be honest with you... I didn't mean to be so harsh though... I still love you though, you are my Kimsis.. I just can't expand that to him.. I just can't *eye's well up* You understand?
  • 4thewolf
    *bursts into hysterical tears* I don't want to talk about it now... *wrenching sobs* If you don't love Zach then you don't love me.. we come as a tea..ea..eam *sob, sob*

    I was having a horrible day and he made me so happy... and you.. you .. HATE him..

    *walks off sobbing* I'll come back when I'm my wolf again..

    *sniffle*
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
    ROTFLMAO!!

    What's with Miley and 4thewolf as Efron??

    I can't stop laughing!!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL

    We were trying to scare some vamp girls away! *wink*
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
    LOL!!

    It scared me!!

    I thought you girls lost

    it there for a minute..

    LOL!!
  • Kiwae9
    Agree with you...It shows how ignorant and lame someone can be just to get money and publicity...¬¬ stupid tabloids......
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Isn't it ridiculous?
    I want to post a story... about this magazine company.


    NEWS WEEKLY EDITORIAL TEAM EATS BABIES!
    *insert photoshopped image of editorial team eating babies*...
  • Kiwae9
    LMAO!!!!!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    :)
    *buys photoshop.. installs it on computer*
    Now where is that screen shot of the monster in Pans Labyrinth who eats the fairies? That will be a good cover page
    *starts looking on google images*
  • carr2313
    the picture is completely photoshopped!!! that's the most messed up looking baby belly i've ever seen. don't believe any of this crap people.. i mean, really look at that "belly" and then look at her pics from this week. kristen sure doesn't have a belly at all.
  • tillyfitz
    i like ur attiude on this topic...i tink she should post of pic on the net "naked" 2 put an end 2 al the rumours...ha ha ha
  • Ciggy_
    Lets not discuss...lets get out the guns and ammo and go after the enormous a-hole that came up with this nasty a$$ story!
  • crazy4cullens
    Seriously. It's so sad what tabloids can get away with. These are people's lives for god's sake!

    Poor Kristen & Rob.
  • _teambellatrix_
    they prolly laugh their arses off at what a tabloid asswipe like that prints about them.
  • MrsArianaEdwardCullen
    I'm with you! hehe XD
  • rachaelwsz
    "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!" lmao
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I knew it you tramp!!!!!! LOL
  • CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
    I would put a big "T" on my chest and walk around proudly. I would not care. Share in my perviness this morning, nic.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I am being all clean and virginal this morning

    *flutters lashes while polishing halo*

    I am not even going on the ice cream rob post

    *covers eyes from temptation* LOL
  • CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
    You should join us ... we are holding hands and singing 50 Cent's "Candy Shop." I am having perv overload this morning after hearing that BD is going to be rated R. I feel an impending moderation happening sometime today.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    You name is most certainly on that mod ticket LOL

    I am feeling strangely un-smutty

    *panics*

    I am going to lie down for a while...somethings wrong with me :) LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    lol...You're suffering from a severe lack of effing....take the meaning as you must.

    lol
  • Casizzle
    Speaking of effing I haven’t been on here in a while and I just searched the last five posts for a trace of effing! What happened wears effing ?!?!?
  • ** COUGH COUGH **

    THAT HALO IS WAYYYYY CROOKED!

    LOL
  • destined to be a cullen
    hi, rach! lol

    nice! :)
  • rachaelwsz
    Hi, Gen!

    YEAP!

    I'M THE CHOSEN ONE....

    *sniggers* :D
  • TchrforRob
    Alice:

    I see a Maury Povich show coming

    "Who is my baby daddy?"
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Agree with the article....Rob could impregnate with one look :) LOL

    WIll....you should have used the picture of Rob looking at the camera, saying BOO: Now you all pregnant :) Priceless :)

    ROTF
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Hmmm yeah that would be priceless ;)

    But I think I prefer other ways of getting pregnant:)

    Not that I want it or something, I'm too young LOL!
  • destined to be a cullen
    oh, yeah.. priceless!!.. lol

    good one, nicnixs! :)
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I looked at it and i feel a craving for a cookie :)

    maybe i am already impregnated LOL
  • destined to be a cullen
    lol

    you're cracking me up! lol :)
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    That's child number four coming, isn't it Nic :)

    LOL
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    omg! that is PRICELESS
  • TchrforRob
    he would just have to breathe on me
  • MrsArianaEdwardCullen
    THIS IS BULLSH*T! IT'S NOT TRUE!
    1) THat picture is sooooooo photoshopped! You can really tell, plus the belly button looks disformed and it looks like it's in the wrong place.
    2) The article said that Kristen announced the news via twitter, WHEN KRIS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TWITTER!
    3) Who can trust tabloids?
    4) It freakin says that Michael Jackson could be murdered. wtf? We all know that's not true. (Unless they are talking about the doctors that gave him the prescriptions for the drugs, but that's still a different story. R.I.P. MJ)
    Anyways, this is totally not true, and if it was WE WOULD SEE THE SO CALLED "BUMP" IN OTHER PICTURES!
  • BAM6AM88
    blehh....like in BD, i couldnt believe it and i wont now! hahaha
  • RobRocks
    OMG!!!! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE??!!!! GOOD ONE......AND WTF NMM.ORG, I GET UP AND THERES LIKE A WHOLE FRICKEN SITE OF NEW POSTS...
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    BAD girls LOL
  • RobRocks
    YES!!!!!!!!!! Their on my Sh** List...ALL OF EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LOL

    In my defence i don't have your number

    *look at feet*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I am sorry RR, I didn't get on until late myself.... there were just too many posts to catch up on.. I will try and remember to text you next time.. ;)
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    uh oh RR... what'd you say!?
  • RobRocks
    OMG I GOT MODDED....***tearing up**** Its been way too long....

    O I said this....

    OMG!!!! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE??!!!! GOOD ONE......AND WTF NMM.ORG, I GET UP AND THERES LIKE A WHOLE FRICKEN SITE OF NEW POSTS... AND TO MY GIRLS....MAY U SCANKS BURN IN HALE FOR NOT TEXTING ME.......ughhhhhhhhh


    Guess the hale thing must of made someone P Oed.....O well.....Sorry...guess no one on here can take a fricken JOKE PPL!!!!!!!!!!!! GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *tearing up again*

    Am I seeing this right?? RR modded!!

    Wow! I miss those days!!!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    lol!

    I am preparing for you to get MOD'd again!

    *tears up with RR*

    next time we'll tweet you when stuff like this happens! :0)
  • RobRocks
    I dont have tweet......
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    oh, no twitter?

    Well, you'd better add one, I think that someone might be a RR imposter!

    If you DO ever get on to twitter, add me: RIMR_

    :0) Shameless shout out #2
  • RobRocks
    Oh..Yea i saw that someone has my name on there...i have too much already...FB, here etc......
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I completely understand. If you are trying to actually have a life- one social networking site too many can throw you overboard. LMAO
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Eeeeeeeeewwwwww First!!!!!!!

    Ugh tabloids!
  • EstonianVampire
    Congrats! :)
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Thanks! But honestly it shouldnt be anyone's concern what is going on in Kristen's body...

    Sheesh those tabs!!
  • EstonianVampire
    Exactly..

    They just want to make more money, they don't care about anything (or anyone) else.
  • rachaelwsz
    2nd!
  • ZaraLovesTwilight
    3rd? WTF THIS IS A LIE, When I head this story from some an email all I thought was BULL SH*T! I think everyone's stomach has some sort of fatness when it sticks out on close up but that does not mean she is pregnant and how could she still film The Runaways after being 2 months pregnant or whatever.
  • exactly..i agree..i think this is bullcrap too just so this pathetic excuse for a magazine has a story to sell..and how would she film eclipse..yeah exactly..geez these magazines piss me off
  • rachaelwsz
    This is all

    BULL.
  • CullenChick
    Yeah, it really is!

    Just look at all the other stories the magazine features!

    They dont leave Michael alone even after his death and they're constantly talking crap about Jen and Brad Pitt.

    The magazine just screams BULLSH*T to me.
  • _teambellatrix_
    haaha hilarious
  • destined to be a cullen
    ok.. what's next? lol :)
  • luvya_teamedward
    LOL! I thought this was a load of crap the first time I read it. The magazine just wants to sell magazines. Oh and I love what you said about being the chosen one...haha...that was too funny
  • "Hear ye, Hear ye, I am the CHOSEN ONE!" That's awesome and yes definitely something to brag about. :)
  • the_nina
    I wonder if the people working on these magazines have fun coming up with stuff like this?
    Or are they really so obsessed and delusional to think that they're discovering first insights?
  • Francoise27
    This is complete bullsh**

    It is sad, that tabloids sell well with such stubpid stories.
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    ROFL!! Hell yes! If he knocked me up I would be shouting it from the roof tops too!

    If your going to address the rumors, thats probably the best way to do it- by turning it into a joke.
  • _teambellatrix_
    the crap those tabloids make up,it must be fun writing fan fiction and getting paid for it, think I chose the wrong profession. hehe j/k
  • hupkm
    well, at least you could spell pattiNson right...
    other than that who cares? It's kinda up to her at the end of the day what she does with her life. If people on this website always say to give them personal space then just leave it at that.

    Plus, it's from a tabloid. And Austrailian tabloid that wasn't even KNOWN before this.
    Look at the other headlines, Britney is not 'getting married, y'all' and michael jacksons death was not murder.
  • Hey, you try making 10-15 blog posts and 50-150 emails a day without missing a single typo for a proper noun that spell-check won't catch. jeez.
  • ohmy_feathers
    You tell em' Will!!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    *taps on shoulder*

    You do realise that you spelt Australian wrong don't you :)

    ROTF

    Too funny....you're off the hook Will :)
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOL... "well, at least you could spell Austra(no i)lian right..."
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    ROTF :)
  • kristine8
    LOL

    *high fives nicnixs*
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    What a little meanie i am LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    oooooooOOOOO.....hupkm....You don't pick on Will...it's hazardous to your health.

    We protect our master.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    You make him sound so fan fic kinky LMAO
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Well....if the Jimmy Choos fit...wear them!

    he he he
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    ROTF

    I dub thee Kinky Will :) LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Here, Here! All Hail Kinky Will!

    *bows in submission and reverence*
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    busted, hupkm. how little do you feel now?
  • CullenChick
    I think its just hilarious what they consider a bump!

    Those tablids never even had my attention.
    Too much BS for me to waste my time on.

    Those in their right mind know this is just a very idiotic rumor.

    In the words of Edward Cullen, "You are absurd!"
    Lol.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Hehe.
    I used to work at a popular grocery chain putting magazines out on the shelves.. I would read every tabloid just to see what kind of BS they are putting out there.
    The only magazines I will half believe are Hello and People.
    They are the only ones who respect the fact that celebrities are still people.
    The other magazines just slander.

    *shakes fist*
  • CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
    God Bless!! Enough already people. The chick is not preggers. Get over it. Let's move on.
  • twilightmom5
    Okay she could be pregnant. Anyone could be. But, I don't believe it. I don't believe any of the junk that these tabloids write about them. I don't even know if they are really an item. And do you really think that Rob is dating his remember me co-star and dumped Kristin...get real. This is ALL junk.
    And I also love the chosen one, that is great. But, considering she is really young. I don't think she would think of it that way.
  • tooOBSESSEDEDwithTWILIGHT
    It would nice to see a retractions written about this, but since the two aren't going to even address then I doubt the magazine will even bother unless they get a lot of heat from the fans....
  • EstonianVampire
    ''The chosen one'' LMAO, that was just genius!

    I feel so sorry for Rob & Kristen because of all of the stupid rumors in tabloids and stuff, and of course the psycho ''fans''. Poor guys!
  • ForTheLove
    I CANNOT believe people spend money on those tabloids.
  • iHowl
    Hahaha. The Poor girl probably had some donuts as snacks and those donuts turns into rob's baby. Now thats priceless.
  • twilightgirl118
    thats not even kristin!!!
  • kellibh
    hahahaha i love her response : "Here ye, Here ye I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!" hahaha

    on the other hand, while i know this is completely false, how awesome would a Robsten love child be???

    lol and the comment about the tequila, cigarettes and joint were hilarious too!
  • LMAO!! ::Claps for NMM.org::

    Edit : That isn't even Kristen!! ::Points at the picture to the right::
  • Majnona (H.N)
    *yawns*
  • rpattzgirl
    I'll say it again*********

    We need to stop feeding the INSANITY & STOP POSTING THIS CRAP.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    It's being done in an Ironic way though :)

    Will is taking the P*ss out of the rumors :)
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I think this rumor was getting way out of hand, rather than feeding the insanity, I think it is being addressed so that it could be dismissed. :0)

    The rumors are be denounced in the funniest way- and hopefully this article will get people to shut UP about it already. LOL
  • rpattzgirl
    Yeah, I know-I'm just sick ot it either way...hopefully this is the last one..
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Well there must be something this silly world must live on LOL

    Too bad it's other people's life, especially such great people like Rob and Kris.

    I heard this rumour about Rob having a huge crush on Emile ;)

    Well each time he works with a new leading lady, there gonna be such stories LOL
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I heard a rumor that I was pregnant with Rob's child. We met up after Cannes.

    *looks up and around*

    What? So what if I'M the one who started that rumor?? I shall will the truth into existence! LOL
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    you were in Europe and didn't let me know???? **pouts** lol

    those rumours **sighs**

    I think you'd have lovely children though LOL

    too bad they would barely see their father, mostly on TV lol
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    We (Rob, Robbie Jr. and I) will come visit you in Poland the next chance we get!

    LOL

    *blushes* I like to think we'd have lovely children, too- thanks :0)

    Pssht.. they would barely see their mother, too!

    "Bye Kids, mommy's going off with daddy!" --> parenting skills at their worst!

    Are you having a good friday so far?
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LOL

    you need a good child minder **raises hand**

    oh my Friday was cool, I finished WA finally :)
    I loved it, really even though the last few chapters felt really sad ;( Oh but I loved Ed's cooking at the end:) I was laughing really hard lol
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I will GLADLY hire you, dear! Since I am your elder, and all, LOL

    Yay for finishing WA-- now we just all have to wait for ch. 50! And Edward's cake? LOL! I don't know who I feel more sorry for.. the cherry liqueur or those two blenders destroyed in the process!!

    Ok, so when do we start LYIO??

    :0)
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    But it was sooo sweet of him:))))

    Hmm well I dunno I have guests tomm :(They just called they'd come, so I will be spending all the time in the kitchen tomorrow, hope I won't be braking the blender cos I don't have a second one :) So I think it's LYIO from Monday for me :(
    But hey sweetie you don't have to wait for me, I know you're just dying to start reading it ;)))
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    Guests, how fun!

    All day in the kitchen? You can make some.. Flotsam Florentines? LOL.. I had to google the definition of "Flotsam" by the way- I'm such a nerd sometimes!

    ..and as Twi-obsessed as I am, the 23 yr old in me likes to go out and party on the weekends, and NO drinking and FF'ing for me, that is SO dangerous, LOL!

    So I will get started on it either Sunday night or Monday, it works out great! :0)
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LOL

    I'm glad to hear that you had to google it:)

    I thought it was only me and my weak English that didn't understand some of those cookie names LOL

    Oh well half day in the kitchen and the rest time partying ;)

    Oh that's great! If we start simultaneously we'll be able to share our thoughts on that one LOL
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    weak English? You probably speak better English than half the people on this site! (no offense- love you all dearly!)

    I can't wait to see what all the fuss is about this LYIO. I guess we'll find out in due time!

    Have a fabulous weekend- I'll probably only be able to tweet via my phone for the next two days-

    *blows kisses*

    'see' you all Monday!
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    OK Hun!

    talk to you on Monday!!!

    Have fun **blows kisses**
  • I'malloverthis
    They belly they posted, doesn't match ANY of the other millions of pictures of her. She wears fitted jeans and it's hard to hid that in skinny jeans.

    Maybe she had a big lunch that day, I'm not sure. The whole picture looks photoshopped, even her butt doesn't match to what she looks like.

    If I remember right those leather pants were more high waist than what is showing on the picture.

    It's funny what gets put out there just for a dime.
  • MandiCullen
    It is so ridiculous these lies that are spreading about Rob and Kristen! I feel so bad for her and her "real" boyfriend. This must affect their relationship big time. And how are Rob and Kristen suppose to be friends, when every little thing that they do is put under a microscope. Personally I have seen nothing more than them doing their best to prove that they are NOT together. Until they publicly come out and say they are a couple then I will continue to ignore the tabloids.
  • Well i bought the magazine and nothing proves its true so we don't know exactly, so its just most likely another one of those rumours for all i know it most likely isn't true at ALL...
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LOL!! This post has just cracked me up!!

    The chosen one... genius!

    Now to the article.. complete and utter bullsh**!

    *still laughing*
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    It's great ;)

    So much fun :) LOL

    *waves arms aroud* Choose me next!!!!!! Share it out :) LOL
  • rayodeluna
    haha amazing discussion!!! this is crazy! leave them alone!!! they deserve to be in love if they want and if they're having a baby good for them! but pleaseee if that's a baby bump believe me then a lot of women would be pregnant too!!!!
  • Ash4Rob
    WOW NMM.ORG u roc!!! so funny!!! now seriously tho why are ppl believin this crap?!! she is NOT pregnant they totaly photoshoped the pic nd y the fuc are austrailia the 1st ones to no shes preggers!!! i mean so pathetic!!
  • tillyfitz
    chanel!!!u hav just done wat da papers want u 2 do...u went and bought it just 2 c dey pic....like hello...serious sum cop on in dis world...:):):)nd no it not true...
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    Bullsh**!!!!!!!
    She is not pregnant!!

    This article cracked me up. "Boo-ya, now you're all pregnant." ROTFLMAO!!
  • RobRocks
    YAY......I WAS FIRST!!!!!!!!!! I am the chosen one....lmao
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    LMAO!!! The whole article was too funny. That'll show the teenie-boppers that she is indeed not pregnant.

    PS. **points to comment above** First on what? :)
  • RobRocks
    Ummm crap I forgot.....O i was just saying Im "the chosen one " and Im First...LMAO Thats all....
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    LMAO!! Sorry, I read too much into things. :)
  • What Obsession?
    That was the funniest thing ever! "The Choosen One!" HAHAHAHA! Man, I'm dying! And since Rob can impregnant us with those eyes, I suggest we all take a pregnacy test! How many great pics of Rob have we've seen in the last 2 weeks? Wow, he's going to have A LOT of baby momma drama! LMAO!
  • tillyfitz
    did any1 luk at da pic really tat could be a hand down at here side...cause 2 me tat is 1 quear lukin belly....ha ha ha
  • youngfolk456
    i'm gettin married ya'll
  • _teambellatrix_
    is that you Britney Spears? lol
  • RobRocks
    LOL
  • Ash4Rob
    haha!!!
  • Ashleylj13
    hahaha
  • _teambellatrix_
    you can't possibly know that,no one knows that. they may very well be but keeping it on the dl or they may not.
  • Ashleylj13
    its funny how these speculation stories grow with out ANY of them being confirmed. Does the media think the public is just one big ignorant dumbass?

    I would have loved to have seen kristens face the moment she saw that magazine
  • _teambellatrix_
    confirmed or not,doesn't mean they're not together, they may very well be but keeping it on the dl or they may not.
    have seen enough stuff over the past few months to think there's smth going on between them.
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    (Maybe they ultrasounded her in her sleep.) SSSHHHH lol
  • twilightgirl118
    HELLOOO THAT'S NOT KRISTIN...IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HER!
  • _teambellatrix_
    that's her with her JJ hair and clothes she wore on the set.
  • twilightgirl118
    her face looks differnet maybe she got fat
  • SBOSG
    lmao....thats great!
  • Edwardluverr
    Ughh I heard about this a couple of days ago and didn't even bother to read what the tabloid had to say. They're just trying to sell their stupid stories and make money on stuff they know people would like to hear. I mean, how many Robsten fans are out there? LOADS!
    Are they actually trying to make Breaking Dawn out of Kristen and Rob's life? It seems like that to me.
  • AshleyAnne5
    yeah right.... come on magazines, get real!
  • team_jacob56
    yea i agree with you edwardluverr that what there probally doing
  • TwiMomma
    this article/interview was great! it totally says what all of us ture fans are thinking! theses rag mags need to stop making up stories! ... enought of the b.s.!
  • Ash4Rob
    http://twitpic.com/9w5uk

    Take a luk at that!!!lol
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Daaammmnnnn!
    *Heart beat pick up* lol
  • Venia_Cullen
    ooommmggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMN!!!..!!
  • Ash4Rob
    my thoughts exactly!!lol
  • _teambellatrix_
    lol surprised he doesn't have it shaved,since he's so smooth looking,waxed all over, imo such an unmanly thing. on second glance, it does look shaved to some extent,rly kellan?
  • Ash4Rob
    yup def luks shaved a bit!!!lol he is so vainy 2 weird!!
  • _teambellatrix_
    bet he's one of those guys that spend more time in front of the mirror than their gfs lol vain, overly-groomed pretty boys in tight shirts to show off their muscles and waxed chest are a turn off for me
  • bookobsessed
    OK ash4rob, You should have put a warning on that photo...Holy Crap that was hot...Does KOG have that one? It should be her avatar.
  • Ash4Rob
    ya i realised afterwards i shud of told them wat ther in 4!!lol! i dnt think any1 else nos bout this it was just found on twitter!!! i new i ad 2 put it on ere!! Whos KOG? Big fan of kellan im guessin!
  • bookobsessed
    Yah, KOG is Kellansonlygirl and she is very possessive of her man. LOL ....She would love this one. I should look for her on twitter and see if she has this one. NMM.org should post it for us to drool over!!!
  • Ash4Rob
    ya u need 2 find her then!!lol i think il email it 2 them nd il see if they post it they mitened cus tis very x-rated!!lol
  • TeamSwitz09-DontHateTheTruck
    oh. my. goodness ! WOW.

    that is alllll i can say.
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    OH.................MY..................GOD!!!

    I was gonna comment on this ignorant rumor, but I uh, got sidetracked!

    Holy Moly!!
  • Ash4Rob
    ya screw the ridiculous rumours!! we shall just stare kellan!! i nearly fell off my chair wen i saw it! i thought if i put it on this post ppl can talk bout something thats actualy worth talkin bout!!
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    Yeah, I normally make my comment and then scroll through everyone else's, but for some reason I stopped at yours.

    I stared at this for a while with my mouth hanging open. lol

    That pic is too hot for words! The Kellan fans are gonna go crazy when they see it.
  • kristine8
    Oh my god.

    My jaw hung open for at least a minute and I think I must have groaned out loud because my bf looked over at me and asked what's wrong.

    Holy mary mother of god.
  • Ash4Rob
    ya i keep on goin bac 2 luk at it!!!lol im suprised no1 as robbed it as there aviater yet!! wel just wait nd ther will def be a few!.........i wud put it as mine but i do prefer 2 luk at rob!! actualy i wudnt mind rob doin a photoshoot lik that!!lol
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    Holy Crow!

    I do believe my eyes are trying to will something into existence. Like, the harder and longer I stare at it, the more something might appear.

    KELLAN EFFING LUTZ...YOU BAD, BAD BOY!
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    **sneaks to RIMR from behind**
    now what did I tell you about drooling over Kellan, huh?

    OK, let me see that pic
    **opens link, jaw drops down**

    You're absolutely forgiven!!!!
    Gosh, it's hot in here...
    Dammit!!!

    LOL!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    YES!! I can be granted forgiveness for this one last Kellan crime.

    THAT PIC IS RIDICULOUS!! Did I see hair... at the end of the trail??
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Well if you were looking at the same pic I was....

    Yes you did!! LOL!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    *gulp*

    ok.. wait.. wait.. NMM.org just posted a "Kellan as you've never seen him before" pic--

    I'm just going to come right out and say it- may get MOD'd for it but..

    did I see PUBES on mr. lutz?

    I'm blushing.. because that's hot.. yet I'm embarrassed for him!
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LOL

    hey weren't you supposed to be going?
    **looks at RIMR suspiciously**

    I thought you already said bye to me, or was it just to get rid of me, huh?

    LOL!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I was saying bye on here, and Twitter, and Facebook.. and then when I got back to here, I had comments again.

    LOL-- so addicting!

    and shame on you! for even thinking I'd be trying to get rid of you!

    ok.. leaving FOR REAL this time-- see you on twitter later, if you're on!
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LoL

    I don't think I'll be on Twitter tonight, I think I'll go to sleep earlier, as I didn't get much of it last night ;)

    CU Hun ;)
  • JTS-Team Swiss Sexy Beast
    GEEZ! that pic is so hot

    BUT SO NOT APPROPRIATE when opening it up @ work! LOL
  • Forever-NoMatter (FNM)
    this is totally BULL!
    i mean, seriously people, grow up and let them live there lives.
    SHE IS NOT PREGNANT>
    she denied it in an interview like two or thress days ago.
    i don't have the link, but it's out there.
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    LMAO!!!
    Yes she is carrying the chosen one/ messiah!
    God, what a bunch of bullsh*t. lol
  • Breazee
    LOL "THE CHOSEN ONE!’” That's funny! We all knew the stories would be coming sooner or later. I mean they've already run enough about how they have a relationship, naturaly the next step is to say she'd knocked up! lmao Next they'll say she's having an affair with Harry Potter or something! OOPS... probably shouldn't give them any ideas. lol
  • bizarrely moral vampire
    Well at least it was entertaining....this rumor is so stupid...but she could one day be the chosen one!
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