NMM.org, you are FANTASTIC!

You were called the "leading expert in all things Twi… the master of it all"... I am so proud of you right now!

I know we didn't want to stoop to the KStew Prego talk, but I love how you approached the rumors.

*standing ovation*

Well done, sir! Well done.

Aww, shucks, thanks! =)

You are crackin' me up, girl.
This is soo ridiculous, though.
People, look at the other cr*p that they are using on the cover!
Michael Jackson murdered?? Jen bawlin' "over Brad"??
Come on people, just 'cause a smut rag printed it, does NOT mean it's true!
In fact, putting it on this magazine pretty much guarantee's it's NOT true!
lol...

Haha You're Hilarious!!

Favorite Part: Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One!

LOL!!

Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One! LOL!!!

I would SAY IT OUTLOUD..

Rob Pattinson is MY BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!

"SAY IT.."

"OUT LOUD...SAY IT.."

Vvvvvvaaaaa- BABY DADDY!!! LOL!!!

say it say it out loud

pregnant hahahhahaha

LOL- before he gets to this part, he says this:

"you're impossibly warm, you throw up in the mornings, you crave the weirdest foods.. your emotions are giving me whiplash... I know what you are..""

ROFL...Haha I never laughed so hard.

lol- this is why we love NMM..

we are funny.. we are silly...we are smutty.. and WE LOVE TWILIGHT.

What more could anyone ask?

LOL

Well played RobismyRomeo!

I am the CHOSEN ONE!!

*giggles*

I'm going to watch Twilight again tonight. Maybe watching it for the 300th time will get me pregnant with RP's baby. LMAO!!!

I've been watching a ton of movies lately so that when I put on Twilight...............again, my husband won't flip out. "What? I didn't get a movie for tonight. There's nothing on tv.........."

Pregnancy by lust - interesting idea! Thank God that doesn't happen or we'd all be knocked up by now. LOL

*shudders while remembering pregancy and child birth *

LMAO

Brilliant :)

Pregnant by lust...hmmm. Don't you think that maybe Edward/Robert makes some women want their husbands more...okay, I am done here. I am going to watch Twilight...See ya!!

LMFAOROFL.
too great bahhah

The effect of being showered in Unicorns: Robbie Jr.

Yes, please, and THANK YOU-- I'll take it all!

lol- this is why we love NMM..

we are funny.. we are silly...we are smutty.. and WE LOVE TWILIGHT.

What more could anyone ask?


robert pattinson with a big red bow in my room hahahhaha

Yeah The best part about this post by far...
Here ye, here ye...

Who wouldnt be screaming that!! :D

But then again she is afraid of screaming crowds of teenage girls and if they hated the idea of her dating Rob...imagine what they think of her if she is indeed carring the golden child!?

I haven't laughed so much for ages :) ROTF

Well done :)

Oh Nicnixs this is soooo last week!

ROFLMAO....

Twins I tell ya, twins! That huge bump on such a tiny person is bound to cause health problems as its so huge!

Heck the top of my arm is bigger than her waist! Its so much beyond ridiculous that you just have to laugh!

Tell me about it :)

*looks at own arms*

I started a diet today :) I am so crabby....i've been shouting at everyone :) they keep putting choc bars on the desk and begging me to eat one :) lol

Don't do it! LMAO

I keep verbally attcaking myself with threats every damn day to start a diet, Pfff...Gastric Bands are down to £4000 now, *goes books self an emergency appointment* Can anyone say finance? Loans? LOL

I finished WA at 6.37am this morning, I started it at 2pm on Thursday, Im like a zombie, haven't slept. Was really good. But I got really confused when he had his first hallucination off Bella, and then they got all groiny, I was scratching my head and having to go back and re-read that part, must have been the sleep deprivation LOL I balled my eyes out, like full on sobbing form after that, took me twice as long to read cause I couldn't see the screen with all the tears.

One thing I want to know is where the hell is my Edward Cullen? I'm really going to have extremely high standards when it comes to men now, all that Love and Adoration!

LMAO

I am having my Boobs done before any gastric bad...oh and a few other nips and tucks :) I'll be putting that on my visa :) lol

I remember reading WV till 6 a.m LOL

That chapter confused me too, and then i read all her extra notes saying she got psychologists to give her advice about it. And now it makes sense lol :) Severe sleep deprivation :)

*whispers* I don't think there really are guys like that out there :( booo

oops typo...WA not WV LOL

i did the EXACT same thing reading that chapter at like 5 in the morning. i was like "is this just sleep deprivation? because i have NO CLUE what is going on here!"

but she really did her research on what it would be like for a person going through those psychological issues. for that, i say bravo!!!

Well so far my experience with men has been shitty, I really would be shocked if there was one out there like that, Love, what the hell is that? I have no Idea *goes to retrieve dictionary* LMAO

Reading all these books is giving me cravings though, LOL

There are some nice guys :) But you have to look hard LOL

You need a really good sh*t detector :) Mine is pretty good lol :) And you must take no bull what-so-ever!!!! Guys are just like kids...they need clear boundaries and naughty steps LOL

And yes bearing children does nothing for the Old boobsticles, if I cou.d afford it I would check myself in for 6 months and have everything nipped, tucked, sucked, pulled, lifted and stretched, I'm come out like a totally different person LOL

LMAO :)

We'll save up and do it together :)

Boobie boot camp LOL

LMAO :)

We'll save up and do it together :)

Boobie boot camp LOL

Love how you dealt with the Kris-Rob pregno rumour.

And thanks for the daily update of nmm.org. :)

I know we shouldnt promote these stories but i think its good to post them here...that way you can have 1000 dedicated fans squash the rumor all in the one place

I agree with RIMR..

We didn't want to add to the fire of this rumor but you went

about it with style...

Hi5 NMM.org..

u r hilarious!!! i cant stop laughin!!lol god i do love NMM.ORG!!

**** Bows down to the Twilight master ****


LMFAO @ Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One!

BRILLIANT!

The entire convo was frickin hilarios! Those experts should get together more often and discuss these stories LOL

LOL... LOVED it!!
"I am the chosen one"
LMAO

well done! *cheers for nmm.org* :)

THIS is why we love you, NMM.org.... informative, entertaining and FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

*high five*

psssstt RIMR,

i have a secret to share with you...

I am pregnant and it's all bc of Rob's sexy brooding stare..
^^^^^^ see above comment ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hmmm....maybe he is responsible for more babies....I totally see it!

yes, the readers of nmm.org is tripling the world population just by looking at Robert Pattinson pictures =)

OME lol I can’t stop laughing aaahahahaha

oh yay! i made people laugh today!

SCORE for me =)

*gasps*

you are TOO!!??

I wonder if our children will look alike? LOL. Flip moms with RP for baby daddy.

lmao

oh wait, why am i laughing...pregnancy is not a laughing matter...haha

yes, our children will be so beautiful! i mean who can deny the awesome mix of parental heritages???

oh man can u imagine Rob as a baby daddy?
omg i'm dying of laughter. though i can't wait to see how he interacts with his young co-star in RM

LOL, I'll tell you why we're laughing!

Because Rob is the only guy we wouldn't through ourselves down a flight of stairs upon hearing the pregnancy news!

Ok, maybe that's not quite as funny either, but it was to me!

MMM.. Rob Filipino hybrid baby. A mixture of Rob and Alex Meraz?

Did you end up reading the script for RM? I still haven't--- there's a little girl?? LOL

idk about that. i'd prolly THINK about throwing myself down a flight of
stairs upon hearing the news..but then i'd stop myself just seconds before
bc how could I harm a little Robbie jr?!
HHAHAAHAHA JK

hell yeah! hybrids are the best looking babies out there! =)
and uhmm, you would know! :-)

ps:yes i did read the RM script, sorry for that little spoiler. my bad but
you've seen the pics of the little girl. i'm not telling you anything else
until you have pledged to either have read the script or to get rid of
ultimate tempation delete that email forever

Robbie Jr? I love him already!!!

We will live in England for the first 3-4 years- just so that he'd have an authentic british accent.

hybrid babies, yes! I am the mix of irish and filipino- so throw a little englishmen in me (no pun intended) and BAM! Robbie Jr. LOL

Oh, and I was kidding about the RM script- I knew the little girl was his little sister :0) I've read the first 10 pages or so, just haven't had time to finish. who knows if I will?

lol! yes, it will be a Robbie Jr. first, then girls of course! LMAO

England? aghghg it's kinda cold and rainy...oh well, if it helps develop the
same accent as Rob's I guess 3-4 rs of living in England is acceptable...

OMG! i was like sh*t i hope i didn't give away a spoiler...geez! got me good
on that one. i can't believe you stopped after 10 pgs! finish it! hahah no
i'm just playing...

I finally finished WA-- and if FL doesn't update this weekend, I might get around to finishing it :0)

Robbie Jr, then Roberta for the girl.

Oh no, I just has a flash back to the movie "Now and Then"- christina ricci/rosie o'donnell's character. Scratch the Roberta name. LOL

LOL..I definetly don't think she is preggers w/ Robert pattinson.........LOL "Hear ye, Hear ye, I am the chosen one!" LMAO

Ah I know I saw that. That's awesome he got a shout out like that. Of course we already knew this but it's nice to let everyone else know ;)

it really does make me love this site... aww :):)

also just thought i'd throw something out there (which most people have probably noticed but yeah...): the austrailian magazine said that the 'source' was 'a close friend of kristen.' firstly, why would someone who was close enough to kristen to have been told this huuuuge news then go tell a magazine, and second... what the HALE are they doing in austrailia?!?!?!?!!

it's all lies i tell you, LIESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

It's a conspiracy, I tell you! LOL > Subject: [newmoonmovie] Re: Kristen Stewart Pregnant from Robert Pattinson?: Let's Discuss

ok, let the discussion commence...

points of discussion:
- it's not true
- there's no way it could actually ever be true
- anyone who thinks it's true is a foooooooool
- it's a lieeeee!!!

LOL!!

hmmm your conspiracy theory is a good one... maybe it's...
- someone who didn't succeed with killing rob by getting him runover by a taxi, so decided to make him suicidal instead?
- someone who loves rob and hopes that he will hate kristen and magically come running to them in despair, only for their 'comforting/ evil' hands to be ready when he appears?
- someone that wanted to seek revenge on kristen and rob..? but for what remains the question
- a stupid austrailian magazine that wanted to make stuff up in order to sell loads of copies (which, unfortunately, has been a success :/)

wow i think we have a case here lol!!!

LOL

How could it NEVER be true?? He has a boy bit and she had a girl bit......

The following is still possible at some future date:

Post filming drinky drinky....ooops how did i get in this bed..panic...panic....4 weeks later.....crap that looks like a blue line...

actually that is a good point... and now you mention it... but NO! nonononononononononooooo it's a lieeee, a LIEEE!!! i refuuuuuuuuse to even contemplate it! LOL!!

also, i don't really know much about being pregnant but i swear that after 4 weeks a bump wouldn't show..?

ahh i know. there IS a baby inside kristen... but it's just a FOOD BABY!!! it happens to everyone, and unfortunately for famous people like her it's pretty easy for the press to blow it (far, FAR) out of proportion :(

i'll bet she's looking skinny as a stick now though lol!!

4 week that remember me something?
i got it BREAKING DAWN hello they are parody the movie to soon don't you think so?

LOL!!!

Hey, you disappeared yesterday...everything okay with the little guy's foot?

Yeah Sorry Eryn :) *hugs*

It's a real drama factory here at the moment :)

The 3 of them have declared war on each other, and Small one being extra clingy since footgate :)

Wait just a minute Nic,

Isn't that how we all got our babies? I think you are making a gross generalization!


ROTFLMAO

Well i know it's how i got mine!!!!!! LOL

And i was standing up 2 of the times *scratches head* I thought it wasn't supposed to happen if you were standing :) LOL

Just goes to show you that reproduction is more powerful than gravity! You're kids must be super heroes and it just hasn't been revealed what their powers are yet. Soon........... he is be able to walk across glass unscathed... LOL

Oh....so sorry!

*sends virtual nanny with can of whoopa$$*

*claps hands*

Very good arguments WIME!!!

haha why thank you :)
perhaps it's my lawyer genes trying to get out LOL!

I'm reminded of the "sex and the city" movie. lol.

The australian mag was probably on the verge of bankruptcy and knew if they printed a juicy cover story about anything Rob - it would sell tons of issues. Desperation!

but why would she get pregent at thee age she iss, and robert if he got me pregent i would call him every cuse word in the book. i wouldnt want his baby ever in my life, i would have a heart-attack for god sakes. but i hope she is prego cause then she would be more responsible. we all dont want her to because then we would all have to wait for all the movies to come out and prob. she wont be on the movies anymore that *****!! by the way ROTFLOL! :)

yes i agree thanks NMM.org for just being ...............GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT :D

how did this happen?

Oh, another thing...they are (I am assuming) saying this is a MTV movie award conception. Rob is not Edward and I really don't think Kristin would be showing yet. This is real life not Breaking Dawn. And Kristin would not show in a matter of weeks. Those pants are tight. She is skinny. But I couldn't fit one leg in those. Probably not even an ankle. So...that is NOT a baby bump!!

pfffffff...you're talking gibberish..."Rob is not Edward"!

Get your head off the ground and back into the clouds with us where it belongs!

lol

*running around in panic*

Nooooooooooooo, don't tell me he's NOT Edward :)

*Hugs Nicky to her*

*Smooths Nicky's hair*

Shhhhh....Shhhhh...Don't listen to the crazy lady....Rob is Edward....Rob is Edward.

**wipes hand across forehead**

*re-reads soothing words from Scarlet**

Geesh, that was a close one. I almost re-entered reality.

LOL

LOL...

How have I never met you before today???

LOL
I don't know, I've been on here awhile...

The important thing is that now we have each other...

to tag-team against Pimsy.

LMAO

That PISMY is going to be the death of me.
There's only so many different countries music I can to torture her w/. lol

Yes, she definitely seems to need those obedience classes.
I think we should call Ceasar, he specializes in those red zone cases. Maybe a daytrip to the Dog Psychology Centre would help. :)

LOL

Lmao A day trip. She needs at a least a month.

Oh, your avatar makes me crack up by the way:) lol

Thanks!
Ok, a month with Ceasar is going to be expensive. Let's pass the hat around and see what we can get...
*takes bottles to recycling, puts $3.50 in hat*

LOL

LOL! Oh my god i'm craking up over here.

You are my kind of girl!! I will try to get my head back in the clouds...I guess I need to go read Breaking Dawn again.

I think it's ALL true!!!!! Look at that Belly!!!!!!!.....and the worried look on her face while she rubs her hair :) You've been caught out Kristen!!!! Just fess up and we can all start knitting sparkly booties!!!!!!

*stops suddenly*

*looks done at own belly*

OH crap.....how am i going to explain i'm pregant with triplets when my hubby gets home....

*panic panic*

I'll tell you what I'm worried about...

How's she going to knott those shirts around a preggo-belly?!?!?!

PLUS, Kristen, if you come up with some weirdo name like Kobert or Risten or Renessme or Coco, we're coming out of the woodwork to personally throw the beatdown on you.

Scarlet's a good name though.

LMAO

I think they should go with Bella for a gild or Edward for a boy :) Just think of the Hello spread LOL

She can still wear the knotted T shirts :) She can just knott under the bump :)

Oh and she can buy one of those It's Rob's Baby T-shirts for real LOL

*looks at Nicky dejectedly*

But....but....Scarlet's a good name too...*sniff sniff*

lol

OR She could be like Brittney-Hooch and knot it above the belly. lol

I think she should wear one that says, "Yep...he screwed me and not (or knot lol) you!"

Or maybe a T-shirt saying...

Hey Nikki Reid!!!! HAHAHAHA

LOL

Lmao

Or suck it Nikki Reed.

LOL

Or

Hey Emile De-French-Name-I-Can't-Spell!

lol

maybe EJ(edward/ jacob) cause bella though about that name before she found out that the it was a baby girl and not boy.

Sparkly booties, hahaha!!!

<3 <3 <3

They have got to be sparkly LOL :)

*searches online for sparkly wool*

**sighs**

dear Rob and Kris,
I know you guys are looking forward to filming BD (so are we) and both of you treat your job seriously,
but for Heaven's sake you didn't have to treat it THAT seriously,
honestly there are many ways of looking pregnant on the screen without actually being with child...
and you have a problem with timing, I don't think you would be filming BD in less that 8 months... :p

those young actors... such a lack of experience...

LMAO!!!

sorry, I just couldn't help it ;)

maybe the mag are the ones who mistakes the timing, the though that the production for bd was going to start in August and not eclipse, that is why the made out the story, maybe in 8 month they would come out w/ the same story, knowing that the 1st time it was a mistake of movies.

I literally ROFLMAO about this! i i agree with all the experts!

By all counts, I, too, am pregnant by immaculate conception bc:
1) Rob can impregnate women with just a stare --> duh i stare @ his pics 24/7
2) i have a little bump --> it's not coffee & donuts you IDIOTS, it's the Sparkly One's baby!
3) vomit session last wkend --> heck no it wasn't bc of those margaritas, shots chased down by beer, it's all due to Rob's beautiful baby changing my hormone levels

just thought i'd share with you all

xoxoxo

so hilarious! i love LTT/LTR and i was excited to see they featured YOU newmoonmovie.org!!!

I'm just now getting to your post, this is hilarious!

It'll be like ancient chinese culture, where there are wives #1, #2,#3 and their children.. except hopefully our kids can be friends, LOL

I've got dibs on naming mine Robbie Jr.!

but but but ---

I CAME UP WITH ROBBIE JR!

idk about our kids being friends now....

LOL!

Well.. I hope you have a girl first so I can have Robbie Jr. LMAO!

Lol.
I love this picture.
At least some tabloid magazines make their pictures look legit.
This magazine has Kristens "stomach" starting in the middle of her pants.... if her pants were open to support such a growth coming out of her pants they would surely look different.
You can see the feather tool marks that they used. The underside of Kristens "stomach" is fuzzy and almost see through at some points.. they softened the edges too much.
The magazine also forgot the basics of anatomy. Where the belly button lies, the contours of a pregnant womans stomach.
They just through some photoshop onto her picture to make her look preggers.

I think it is horrible and ignorant. I really wish tabloids would grow up soon.
Do they think that if they publish something then it will come true?

I totally agree with the horrible photo shop job. It is so obvious that she is not pregnant. THE BELLY BUTTON!!!!!!!! That is just horrible. Tabloids are ridiculous. But capitalism rules and people will do anything to get rich.

I know what you mean.
I really wish that K.Stew's lawyer would sue the hell out of that magazine :)
But it would be a constant battle, and no one would win.

I think its such a shame how people will destroy other peoples lives (read: Jon & Kate, Brad and Jennifer.. etc) for a quick buck.

Thank God we have a professional in the House who can explain the subtlies. Thank you for the techie translation. As the current in-house tech-tard, I know things look wrong - but I don't know why. I wasn't even focussing on the belly - it's her face that looks all wrong to me. Are we sure this isn't her stunt double?

BTW - love your name!

Oh.. oops *scrolls up looks at Kristens face*... hmm.. now I know what you mean.. but whoever it is, that photo is photoshopped, and horribly done too.
Maybe they photoshopped her face as well? put on some "baby weight", gave her "pregnant mom skin"?

Lame.

Lol, thanks for the name comment. I figured... I am team Vamp, punching werewolves doesn't hurt them... meh. Lol!
They are slowly growing on me though.. maybe its because they have broken my hand many times? (hehe)

I was also thinking stunt double. Her face doesn't really look like kristen.

i was thinking the same. stunt double or her stand in.

I agree. This reeeeally does not even look like Kristen.

It's too bad it's such an enormous and time consuming affair for them to take all these mags to court. Rob and Kristen would probably never have to work again with the settlements they'd get.
I don't get why it's legal to print whatever you want about a person for public consumption. Whatever happened to accountability?

Isn't it considered slander?
Isn't slander a criminal offense?
Not sure.. but I remember when a celebrity died and people were talking a lot of smack about them.. Facebook threatened them with a slander charge

Lol, look at me putting Facebook threats to real life...

but can people be charged with slander?
can a MAGAZINE be charge with slander? or would it be the writer of the story?

Yes!

THAT'S the word, couldn't think of it..

Well, I know many celebrities have sued over lies printed about them and won. There's probably not enough time in the world to take all the lies about Rob to court and hash them out.

Yeah..
I wish they would,
or perhaps they are laughing about it?
I can see Rob being the type of guy to just stand back and laugh at it all...
And Kristen the type to blush and try to ignore it?

But hopefully they understand that tabloids print stories about them because they know how much Pattz and Stew are loved! That is why they get front page... that is why they get slandered..
Horrible as it sounds, people are slandered because the fans love them..
*shudders at the thought or writers hurting their favourite actors for money*

Sadly, I think celebrities are slandered because a lot of people with no morals want to make money off of their fame.
I wouldn't find it flattering myself, or glad that it was a sign of my fame. I don't know how they deal with it.
:(

Sucks.

I guess you are right.

I was just hoping that they aren't getting hurt over stuff like this..
A lot of celebrities fall into the abyss because of crappy tabloids *sigh*

One day, maybe when the world is a better place (unlikely), tabloids will stop slandering and only report on the truth, or on happy things. Not constantly bringing doom and gloom to other peoples lives.

*burns down stores that carry tabloids*

I have to ask you a question that will expose my own stupidity...
How do you keep replying to the posts that don't have reply boxes anymore?

Share some wisdom.....

Hi again.
Its not stupidity. I just learnt it the other day from KOG.

you go to newmoonmovie.disqus.com and find the thread you are looking for. click on more, then view thread on disqus.
find the reply you want to reply to and click reply. lol

Ha!

Very cool.

Feelin' kind of smart today... :)

Use the new information wisely, for it can lead to many things great and evil.
:)lol

I will respect this newfound power....

*feels giddy for a moment with all the possibilites*

LOL

You reply via e-mail *wink*

Back off, Miley.

LOL

Your avatar's gonna give us all nightmares tonight.

Are you happy now?

EXTREMELY!

I heard you wanna send me to some anger management place!! *arches eyebrow*

Was is THAT about kitty?

*shakes head*
We're only thinking of your happiness and well-being, Pimsy.

Amanda and I thought some time at Ceasar Milan's Dog Psychology Centre would benefit you, seeing as how you're obviously a red-zone case.

It's not your fault...wolves aren't born bad..they're raised that way.
We know there's a kinder, gentler wolf inside you aching to be free!

LOL

*PIMSY flips threw Cesar Milan's Dog Psychology Center brochure*
Hmmm…hot, male nurses, tying me down and drugging me up! *sly smile*
Sounds like FUN! LOL

Probably a typical evening for you.

Lucky dog.

LOL

Ooh, look, Pimsy.. kitty doesn't like Disney???
*grins wickedly*
*runs to convince other people to find more Disney inspired avatars*

OMG NO!!! *Drags 4TW by the tail futher into the trees*

What in the hell are you doing? Is that *tries not to vomit* Efron?

You are a Kimsis! You do realise me and Kim hate him? We have never watched HSM and never will!!!

Is Patience a bad influence on you? Has she put you up to this sickening act? *glares down at Patience* I saw you with your Miley avatar!!.. I just don't know what else to say..

LOL

No, Kimsis *flashes Kim brilliant, ultra-white smile* I put Pims up to it. I was in a funk and I'm getting a certain amount of sick joy out of seeing the horrified looks on people's faces.

But it also makes me sad to see the haters. I think Zach is HOT!!! Come on!! Look at him and tell me he's not.

*focuses on Kim with Zach's baby blues*

and.. and.. get a tan!!!!

*walks away perkily*

lol

*Puts on shades*

Stop flashing those things around, they'll do someone an injury!

Hot? Hot? *looks worriedly at 4TW* Are you drunk?

Don't try and pull that crap with me, I hate him, he's vile!!! *runs away while screaming*

LOL

*Zach looks mortally wounded*

*4tW' clutches heart* OUCH!! Vile?? *achingly whispers* He's beautiful. I .. I.. *bursts into tears*

C'mon Zach. Let's go.

Please don't cry.. *starts to feel guilty*

I had to be honest with you... I didn't mean to be so harsh though... I still love you though, you are my Kimsis.. I just can't expand that to him.. I just can't *eye's well up* You understand?

*bursts into hysterical tears* I don't want to talk about it now... *wrenching sobs* If you don't love Zach then you don't love me.. we come as a tea..ea..eam *sob, sob*

I was having a horrible day and he made me so happy... and you.. you .. HATE him..

*walks off sobbing* I'll come back when I'm my wolf again..

*sniffle*

ROTFLMAO!!

What's with Miley and 4thewolf as Efron??

I can't stop laughing!!!

LOL

We were trying to scare some vamp girls away! *wink*

LOL!!

It scared me!!

I thought you girls lost

it there for a minute..

LOL!!

Agree with you...It shows how ignorant and lame someone can be just to get money and publicity...¬¬ stupid tabloids......

Isn't it ridiculous?
I want to post a story... about this magazine company.


NEWS WEEKLY EDITORIAL TEAM EATS BABIES!
*insert photoshopped image of editorial team eating babies*...

LMAO!!!!!

:)
*buys photoshop.. installs it on computer*
Now where is that screen shot of the monster in Pans Labyrinth who eats the fairies? That will be a good cover page
*starts looking on google images*

the picture is completely photoshopped!!! that's the most messed up looking baby belly i've ever seen. don't believe any of this crap people.. i mean, really look at that "belly" and then look at her pics from this week. kristen sure doesn't have a belly at all.

i like ur attiude on this topic...i tink she should post of pic on the net "naked" 2 put an end 2 al the rumours...ha ha ha

Lets not discuss...lets get out the guns and ammo and go after the enormous a-hole that came up with this nasty a$$ story!

Seriously. It's so sad what tabloids can get away with. These are people's lives for god's sake!

Poor Kristen & Rob.

they prolly laugh their arses off at what a tabloid asswipe like that prints about them.

I agree! If it's a lie, it's a disgusting one!

I'm with you! hehe XD

"I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!" lmao

I knew it you tramp!!!!!! LOL

I would put a big "T" on my chest and walk around proudly. I would not care. Share in my perviness this morning, nic.

I am being all clean and virginal this morning

*flutters lashes while polishing halo*

I am not even going on the ice cream rob post

*covers eyes from temptation* LOL

You should join us ... we are holding hands and singing 50 Cent's "Candy Shop." I am having perv overload this morning after hearing that BD is going to be rated R. I feel an impending moderation happening sometime today.

You name is most certainly on that mod ticket LOL

I am feeling strangely un-smutty

*panics*

I am going to lie down for a while...somethings wrong with me :) LOL

lol...You're suffering from a severe lack of effing....take the meaning as you must.

lol

Speaking of effing I haven’t been on here in a while and I just searched the last five posts for a trace of effing! What happened wears effing ?!?!?

** COUGH COUGH **

THAT HALO IS WAYYYYY CROOKED!

LOL

hi, rach! lol

nice! :)

Hi, Gen!

YEAP!

I'M THE CHOSEN ONE....

*sniggers* :D

Alice:

I see a Maury Povich show coming

"Who is my baby daddy?"

Agree with the article....Rob could impregnate with one look :) LOL

WIll....you should have used the picture of Rob looking at the camera, saying BOO: Now you all pregnant :) Priceless :)

ROTF

Hmmm yeah that would be priceless ;)

But I think I prefer other ways of getting pregnant:)

Not that I want it or something, I'm too young LOL!

oh, yeah.. priceless!!.. lol

good one, nicnixs! :)

I looked at it and i feel a craving for a cookie :)

maybe i am already impregnated LOL

lol

you're cracking me up! lol :)

That's child number four coming, isn't it Nic :)

LOL

omg! that is PRICELESS

he would just have to breathe on me

THIS IS BULLSH*T! IT'S NOT TRUE!
1) THat picture is sooooooo photoshopped! You can really tell, plus the belly button looks disformed and it looks like it's in the wrong place.
2) The article said that Kristen announced the news via twitter, WHEN KRIS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TWITTER!
3) Who can trust tabloids?
4) It freakin says that Michael Jackson could be murdered. wtf? We all know that's not true. (Unless they are talking about the doctors that gave him the prescriptions for the drugs, but that's still a different story. R.I.P. MJ)
Anyways, this is totally not true, and if it was WE WOULD SEE THE SO CALLED "BUMP" IN OTHER PICTURES!

blehh....like in BD, i couldnt believe it and i wont now! hahaha

OMG!!!! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE??!!!! GOOD ONE......AND WTF NMM.ORG, I GET UP AND THERES LIKE A WHOLE FRICKEN SITE OF NEW POSTS...

BAD girls LOL

YES!!!!!!!!!! Their on my Sh** List...ALL OF EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

In my defence i don't have your number

*look at feet*

I am sorry RR, I didn't get on until late myself.... there were just too many posts to catch up on.. I will try and remember to text you next time.. ;)

uh oh RR... what'd you say!?

OMG I GOT MODDED....***tearing up**** Its been way too long....

O I said this....

OMG!!!! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE??!!!! GOOD ONE......AND WTF NMM.ORG, I GET UP AND THERES LIKE A WHOLE FRICKEN SITE OF NEW POSTS... AND TO MY GIRLS....MAY U SCANKS BURN IN HALE FOR NOT TEXTING ME.......ughhhhhhhhh


Guess the hale thing must of made someone P Oed.....O well.....Sorry...guess no one on here can take a fricken JOKE PPL!!!!!!!!!!!! GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tearing up again*

Am I seeing this right?? RR modded!!

Wow! I miss those days!!!

lol!

I am preparing for you to get MOD'd again!

*tears up with RR*

next time we'll tweet you when stuff like this happens! :0)

I dont have tweet......

oh, no twitter?

Well, you'd better add one, I think that someone might be a RR imposter!

If you DO ever get on to twitter, add me: RIMR_

:0) Shameless shout out #2

Oh..Yea i saw that someone has my name on there...i have too much already...FB, here etc......

I completely understand. If you are trying to actually have a life- one social networking site too many can throw you overboard. LMAO

Eeeeeeeeewwwwww First!!!!!!!

Ugh tabloids!

Congrats! :)

Thanks! But honestly it shouldnt be anyone's concern what is going on in Kristen's body...

Sheesh those tabs!!

Exactly..

They just want to make more money, they don't care about anything (or anyone) else.

2nd!

3rd? WTF THIS IS A LIE, When I head this story from some an email all I thought was BULL SH*T! I think everyone's stomach has some sort of fatness when it sticks out on close up but that does not mean she is pregnant and how could she still film The Runaways after being 2 months pregnant or whatever.

exactly..i agree..i think this is bullcrap too just so this pathetic excuse for a magazine has a story to sell..and how would she film eclipse..yeah exactly..geez these magazines piss me off

This is all

BULL.

Yeah, it really is!

Just look at all the other stories the magazine features!

They dont leave Michael alone even after his death and they're constantly talking crap about Jen and Brad Pitt.

The magazine just screams BULLSH*T to me.

haaha hilarious

ok.. what's next? lol :)

LOL! I thought this was a load of crap the first time I read it. The magazine just wants to sell magazines. Oh and I love what you said about being the chosen one...haha...that was too funny

"Hear ye, Hear ye, I am the CHOSEN ONE!" That's awesome and yes definitely something to brag about. :)

I wonder if the people working on these magazines have fun coming up with stuff like this?
Or are they really so obsessed and delusional to think that they're discovering first insights?

This is complete bullsh**

It is sad, that tabloids sell well with such stubpid stories.

ROFL!! Hell yes! If he knocked me up I would be shouting it from the roof tops too!

If your going to address the rumors, thats probably the best way to do it- by turning it into a joke.

the crap those tabloids make up,it must be fun writing fan fiction and getting paid for it, think I chose the wrong profession. hehe j/k

well, at least you could spell pattiNson right...
other than that who cares? It's kinda up to her at the end of the day what she does with her life. If people on this website always say to give them personal space then just leave it at that.

Plus, it's from a tabloid. And Austrailian tabloid that wasn't even KNOWN before this.
Look at the other headlines, Britney is not 'getting married, y'all' and michael jacksons death was not murder.

Hey, you try making 10-15 blog posts and 50-150 emails a day without missing a single typo for a proper noun that spell-check won't catch. jeez.

You tell em' Will!!

*taps on shoulder*

You do realise that you spelt Australian wrong don't you :)

ROTF

Too funny....you're off the hook Will :)

LOL... "well, at least you could spell Austra(no i)lian right..."

ROTF :)

LOL

*high fives nicnixs*

What a little meanie i am LOL

oooooooOOOOO.....hupkm....You don't pick on Will...it's hazardous to your health.

We protect our master.

You make him sound so fan fic kinky LMAO

Well....if the Jimmy Choos fit...wear them!

he he he

ROTF

I dub thee Kinky Will :) LOL

Here, Here! All Hail Kinky Will!

*bows in submission and reverence*

busted, hupkm. how little do you feel now?

I think its just hilarious what they consider a bump!

Those tablids never even had my attention.
Too much BS for me to waste my time on.

Those in their right mind know this is just a very idiotic rumor.

In the words of Edward Cullen, "You are absurd!"
Lol.

Hehe.
I used to work at a popular grocery chain putting magazines out on the shelves.. I would read every tabloid just to see what kind of BS they are putting out there.
The only magazines I will half believe are Hello and People.
They are the only ones who respect the fact that celebrities are still people.
The other magazines just slander.

*shakes fist*

God Bless!! Enough already people. The chick is not preggers. Get over it. Let's move on.

Okay she could be pregnant. Anyone could be. But, I don't believe it. I don't believe any of the junk that these tabloids write about them. I don't even know if they are really an item. And do you really think that Rob is dating his remember me co-star and dumped Kristin...get real. This is ALL junk.
And I also love the chosen one, that is great. But, considering she is really young. I don't think she would think of it that way.

It would nice to see a retractions written about this, but since the two aren't going to even address then I doubt the magazine will even bother unless they get a lot of heat from the fans....

i dont belive it, i only belive that magazines need to sell, so they made up that story but i just wanted to say thank you so much to newmoonmovie.org because without this website me and my friends would go crazy not knowing what happened to the stars after twilight, we especially love the daily pics of robert pattinson! <3


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

''The chosen one'' LMAO, that was just genius!

I feel so sorry for Rob & Kristen because of all of the stupid rumors in tabloids and stuff, and of course the psycho ''fans''. Poor guys!

I CANNOT believe people spend money on those tabloids.

Hahaha. The Poor girl probably had some donuts as snacks and those donuts turns into rob's baby. Now thats priceless.

thats not even kristin!!!

hahahaha i love her response : "Here ye, Here ye I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!" hahaha

on the other hand, while i know this is completely false, how awesome would a Robsten love child be???

lol and the comment about the tequila, cigarettes and joint were hilarious too!

LMAO!! ::Claps for NMM.org::

Edit : That isn't even Kristen!! ::Points at the picture to the right::

*yawns*

I'll say it again*********

We need to stop feeding the INSANITY & STOP POSTING THIS CRAP.

It's being done in an Ironic way though :)

Will is taking the P*ss out of the rumors :)

I think this rumor was getting way out of hand, rather than feeding the insanity, I think it is being addressed so that it could be dismissed. :0)

The rumors are be denounced in the funniest way- and hopefully this article will get people to shut UP about it already. LOL

Yeah, I know-I'm just sick ot it either way...hopefully this is the last one..

Well there must be something this silly world must live on LOL

Too bad it's other people's life, especially such great people like Rob and Kris.

I heard this rumour about Rob having a huge crush on Emile ;)

Well each time he works with a new leading lady, there gonna be such stories LOL

I heard a rumor that I was pregnant with Rob's child. We met up after Cannes.

*looks up and around*

What? So what if I'M the one who started that rumor?? I shall will the truth into existence! LOL

you were in Europe and didn't let me know???? **pouts** lol

those rumours **sighs**

I think you'd have lovely children though LOL

too bad they would barely see their father, mostly on TV lol

We (Rob, Robbie Jr. and I) will come visit you in Poland the next chance we get!

LOL

*blushes* I like to think we'd have lovely children, too- thanks :0)

Pssht.. they would barely see their mother, too!

"Bye Kids, mommy's going off with daddy!" --> parenting skills at their worst!

Are you having a good friday so far?

LOL

you need a good child minder **raises hand**

oh my Friday was cool, I finished WA finally :)
I loved it, really even though the last few chapters felt really sad ;( Oh but I loved Ed's cooking at the end:) I was laughing really hard lol

I will GLADLY hire you, dear! Since I am your elder, and all, LOL

Yay for finishing WA-- now we just all have to wait for ch. 50! And Edward's cake? LOL! I don't know who I feel more sorry for.. the cherry liqueur or those two blenders destroyed in the process!!

Ok, so when do we start LYIO??

:0)

But it was sooo sweet of him:))))

Hmm well I dunno I have guests tomm :(They just called they'd come, so I will be spending all the time in the kitchen tomorrow, hope I won't be braking the blender cos I don't have a second one :) So I think it's LYIO from Monday for me :(
But hey sweetie you don't have to wait for me, I know you're just dying to start reading it ;)))

Guests, how fun!

All day in the kitchen? You can make some.. Flotsam Florentines? LOL.. I had to google the definition of "Flotsam" by the way- I'm such a nerd sometimes!

..and as Twi-obsessed as I am, the 23 yr old in me likes to go out and party on the weekends, and NO drinking and FF'ing for me, that is SO dangerous, LOL!

So I will get started on it either Sunday night or Monday, it works out great! :0)

LOL

I'm glad to hear that you had to google it:)

I thought it was only me and my weak English that didn't understand some of those cookie names LOL

Oh well half day in the kitchen and the rest time partying ;)

Oh that's great! If we start simultaneously we'll be able to share our thoughts on that one LOL

weak English? You probably speak better English than half the people on this site! (no offense- love you all dearly!)

I can't wait to see what all the fuss is about this LYIO. I guess we'll find out in due time!

Have a fabulous weekend- I'll probably only be able to tweet via my phone for the next two days-

*blows kisses*

'see' you all Monday!

OK Hun!

talk to you on Monday!!!

Have fun **blows kisses**

Did anyone notice that who ever chose that picture of the one on the left is NOT Kristen Stewart that is Joan Jett!

Did anyone realize the photo on the left is NOT Kristen Stewart

They belly they posted, doesn't match ANY of the other millions of pictures of her. She wears fitted jeans and it's hard to hid that in skinny jeans.

Maybe she had a big lunch that day, I'm not sure. The whole picture looks photoshopped, even her butt doesn't match to what she looks like.

If I remember right those leather pants were more high waist than what is showing on the picture.

It's funny what gets put out there just for a dime.

It is so ridiculous these lies that are spreading about Rob and Kristen! I feel so bad for her and her "real" boyfriend. This must affect their relationship big time. And how are Rob and Kristen suppose to be friends, when every little thing that they do is put under a microscope. Personally I have seen nothing more than them doing their best to prove that they are NOT together. Until they publicly come out and say they are a couple then I will continue to ignore the tabloids.

Well i bought the magazine and nothing proves its true so we don't know exactly, so its just most likely another one of those rumours for all i know it most likely isn't true at ALL...

LOL!! This post has just cracked me up!!

The chosen one... genius!

Now to the article.. complete and utter bullsh**!

*still laughing*

It's great ;)

So much fun :) LOL

*waves arms aroud* Choose me next!!!!!! Share it out :) LOL

haha amazing discussion!!! this is crazy! leave them alone!!! they deserve to be in love if they want and if they're having a baby good for them! but pleaseee if that's a baby bump believe me then a lot of women would be pregnant too!!!!

She is sooo not pregnant!!! that picture doesnt even look like her especially her face... its probably her stunt/body double. i mean look at the other pics of kristen from yesterday, she is a twig, like the skinniest girl ive ever seen almost! that pic is def photoshopped or her body double! most definitely NOT her!!!!!

WOW NMM.ORG u roc!!! so funny!!! now seriously tho why are ppl believin this crap?!! she is NOT pregnant they totaly photoshoped the pic nd y the fuc are austrailia the 1st ones to no shes preggers!!! i mean so pathetic!!

chanel!!!u hav just done wat da papers want u 2 do...u went and bought it just 2 c dey pic....like hello...serious sum cop on in dis world...:):):)nd no it not true...

Bullsh**!!!!!!!
She is not pregnant!!

This article cracked me up. "Boo-ya, now you're all pregnant." ROTFLMAO!!

YAY......I WAS FIRST!!!!!!!!!! I am the chosen one....lmao

LMAO!!! The whole article was too funny. That'll show the teenie-boppers that she is indeed not pregnant.

PS. **points to comment above** First on what? :)

Ummm crap I forgot.....O i was just saying Im "the chosen one " and Im First...LMAO Thats all....

LMAO!! Sorry, I read too much into things. :)

Love the dialogue, especially the "town crier"

That was the funniest thing ever! "The Choosen One!" HAHAHAHA! Man, I'm dying! And since Rob can impregnant us with those eyes, I suggest we all take a pregnacy test! How many great pics of Rob have we've seen in the last 2 weeks? Wow, he's going to have A LOT of baby momma drama! LMAO!

uhh...this is interesting...is it true?? O_o

did any1 luk at da pic really tat could be a hand down at here side...cause 2 me tat is 1 quear lukin belly....ha ha ha

i'm gettin married ya'll

is that you Britney Spears? lol

LOL

haha!!!

i dont believe that! it cannot be truth ..;(

it cannot be truth ..;(

hahaha

you can't possibly know that,no one knows that. they may very well be but keeping it on the dl or they may not.

its funny how these speculation stories grow with out ANY of them being confirmed. Does the media think the public is just one big ignorant dumbass?

I would have loved to have seen kristens face the moment she saw that magazine

confirmed or not,doesn't mean they're not together, they may very well be but keeping it on the dl or they may not.
have seen enough stuff over the past few months to think there's smth going on between them.

(Maybe they ultrasounded her in her sleep.) SSSHHHH lol

HELLOOO THAT'S NOT KRISTIN...IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HER!

that's her with her JJ hair and clothes she wore on the set.

her face looks differnet maybe she got fat

lmao....thats great!

I don't understand why this site decides to bring up this rumor crap. We all know that this is a make-up story, it has been died down for a few days. Why brings it up again? Are they supposed to support their stars? I don't care if you have a funny way to approach a rumor, it's too ridiculous to even mention it. Unbelievable.

"I'm the chosen one". What???? I know Rob is man of every girl's dream. But it is not nice to use this rumor to promote for Rob. It must be more decent way to do that. Have you ever think how uneasy it is for your fellow cast mate, Kristen...

Ughh I heard about this a couple of days ago and didn't even bother to read what the tabloid had to say. They're just trying to sell their stupid stories and make money on stuff they know people would like to hear. I mean, how many Robsten fans are out there? LOADS!
Are they actually trying to make Breaking Dawn out of Kristen and Rob's life? It seems like that to me.

I agree with twilightgirl118. That dosent look like her... maybe she got fat.

And something that all of you people dont notice is it might be Michael Angarano's child. You never know.. and thats the funny part he dosent even come in the story.
People they've been dating for 4 YEARS!

Right then. No Kristen is not pregnant! She is wearing leather pants. Tight, restricting leather pants! For god sake, she is allowed to have a little over-hang. Who spread this f****** rumor?! This is bull*****! Seriously though, Kristen has a BOYFRIEND!!! Even if Rob wants this rumor to be true it isn't. Stop thinking of names for this never-going-to happen baby. Plus, if Kristen was pregnant, it would ruin the timing for 'Eclipse' and 'The Runaways'. Think about it though, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Now come on. Even if Rob had ***** with Kristen he would shout it every where, because he wants he so bad. Now if he did have ***** with Kristen, that doesn't mean he got her pregnant. Sorry for the long comment but this is a pile of crap.

I don't think that is even her! It doesnt look like Kristen at ALL!!!

yeah right.... come on magazines, get real!

yea i agree with you edwardluverr that what there probally doing

this article/interview was great! it totally says what all of us ture fans are thinking! theses rag mags need to stop making up stories! ... enought of the b.s.!

http://twitpic.com/9w5uk

Take a luk at that!!!lol

Daaammmnnnn!
*Heart beat pick up* lol

ooommmggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMN!!!..!!

my thoughts exactly!!lol

lol surprised he doesn't have it shaved,since he's so smooth looking,waxed all over, imo such an unmanly thing. on second glance, it does look shaved to some extent,rly kellan?

yup def luks shaved a bit!!!lol he is so vainy 2 weird!!

bet he's one of those guys that spend more time in front of the mirror than their gfs lol vain, overly-groomed pretty boys in tight shirts to show off their muscles and waxed chest are a turn off for me

OK ash4rob, You should have put a warning on that photo...Holy Crap that was hot...Does KOG have that one? It should be her avatar.

ya i realised afterwards i shud of told them wat ther in 4!!lol! i dnt think any1 else nos bout this it was just found on twitter!!! i new i ad 2 put it on ere!! Whos KOG? Big fan of kellan im guessin!

Yah, KOG is Kellansonlygirl and she is very possessive of her man. LOL ....She would love this one. I should look for her on twitter and see if she has this one. NMM.org should post it for us to drool over!!!

ya u need 2 find her then!!lol i think il email it 2 them nd il see if they post it they mitened cus tis very x-rated!!lol

oh. my. goodness ! WOW.

that is alllll i can say.

OH.................MY..................GOD!!!

I was gonna comment on this ignorant rumor, but I uh, got sidetracked!

Holy Moly!!

ya screw the ridiculous rumours!! we shall just stare kellan!! i nearly fell off my chair wen i saw it! i thought if i put it on this post ppl can talk bout something thats actualy worth talkin bout!!

Yeah, I normally make my comment and then scroll through everyone else's, but for some reason I stopped at yours.

I stared at this for a while with my mouth hanging open. lol

That pic is too hot for words! The Kellan fans are gonna go crazy when they see it.

Oh my god.

My jaw hung open for at least a minute and I think I must have groaned out loud because my bf looked over at me and asked what's wrong.

Holy mary mother of god.

ya i keep on goin bac 2 luk at it!!!lol im suprised no1 as robbed it as there aviater yet!! wel just wait nd ther will def be a few!.........i wud put it as mine but i do prefer 2 luk at rob!! actualy i wudnt mind rob doin a photoshoot lik that!!lol

Holy Crow!

I do believe my eyes are trying to will something into existence. Like, the harder and longer I stare at it, the more something might appear.

KELLAN EFFING LUTZ...YOU BAD, BAD BOY!

**sneaks to RIMR from behind**
now what did I tell you about drooling over Kellan, huh?

OK, let me see that pic
**opens link, jaw drops down**

You're absolutely forgiven!!!!
Gosh, it's hot in here...
Dammit!!!

LOL!

YES!! I can be granted forgiveness for this one last Kellan crime.

THAT PIC IS RIDICULOUS!! Did I see hair... at the end of the trail??

Well if you were looking at the same pic I was....

Yes you did!! LOL!

*gulp*

ok.. wait.. wait.. NMM.org just posted a "Kellan as you've never seen him before" pic--

I'm just going to come right out and say it- may get MOD'd for it but..

did I see PUBES on mr. lutz?

I'm blushing.. because that's hot.. yet I'm embarrassed for him!

LOL

hey weren't you supposed to be going?
**looks at RIMR suspiciously**

I thought you already said bye to me, or was it just to get rid of me, huh?

LOL!

I was saying bye on here, and Twitter, and Facebook.. and then when I got back to here, I had comments again.

LOL-- so addicting!

and shame on you! for even thinking I'd be trying to get rid of you!

ok.. leaving FOR REAL this time-- see you on twitter later, if you're on!

LoL

I don't think I'll be on Twitter tonight, I think I'll go to sleep earlier, as I didn't get much of it last night ;)

CU Hun ;)

GEEZ! that pic is so hot

BUT SO NOT APPROPRIATE when opening it up @ work! LOL

this is totally BULL!
i mean, seriously people, grow up and let them live there lives.
SHE IS NOT PREGNANT>
she denied it in an interview like two or thress days ago.
i don't have the link, but it's out there.

IT COULD BE MICHAEL ANGARANO'S CHILD! You never know.. I also agree with twilightgirl118 and Michael N Kristen have been dating for 4 YEARS! There's the funny part that Michael isn't even part of the story.

LMAO!!!
Yes she is carrying the chosen one/ messiah!
God, what a bunch of bullsh*t. lol

another delicious read from letterstotwilight !!
and no, i too don''t believe in this nonsense... from the words of gozde of robsessed blog, what a load of crap !!

and guys, if you're a robfanwholustsforrob go visit this site, its a must read :))
http://robert-pattinson.ca/

LOL "THE CHOSEN ONE!’” That's funny! We all knew the stories would be coming sooner or later. I mean they've already run enough about how they have a relationship, naturaly the next step is to say she'd knocked up! lmao Next they'll say she's having an affair with Harry Potter or something! OOPS... probably shouldn't give them any ideas. lol

Well at least it was entertaining....this rumor is so stupid...but she could one day be the chosen one!

they should film breaking dawn now!

imagine if this woz true
i mean just imagine
...
one day she should be the chosen one
she has respect she is herself

Please, the supposed photos of K-Stew looking preggers doesn't even look like her! Jeeze, can they just have a life.

Tabloids just love to make the sparks fly... Poor M. Angarano!

poor? no, out of the picture? yeah, very likely.

Poor because it would mean she's been unfaithful to him... And even though I think it's not true, if I were M. Angarano, I would be VERY annoyed by all this rubbish...

if he's out of the picture(high possibility) then she's surely not cheating on anyone.

Yeah but is it said somewhere that they're not together anymore? ..

not confirmation yet,but in HW it means nothing, they do not owe us any public announcement or anything. I go by what I've seen of R and K, them being so 'inseparable' on the NM set in Vancity and Italy,also in LA for mtv movie awards, their interaction with each other and their body language over the last few months, not to mention MA being MIA for the past 3 months.

Ok.. let's admit Rob and Kristen are in love with each other... though I still think we can't be sure about that.
But pregnant with him? I mean, let's be serious.. she's 19, she's got a great career ahead of her, would she be ready for... motherhood? ^^'

mY 3 reasons for proving this tabloid fake:
1. The Magazine people could have added that "baby bump" in.
2. How could that even happen. Rob is in New York. Kristen is in la.
3. Who agrees with me that kristen stewart is smart enough to not go and get preg?

So let me get this straight this tabloid can tell that Kristen is pregnant and who by based on her itty bitty belly roll?....hmmmmmm...*lifts shirt up*....I wonder what you can get from mine......ugh...mine just says I need to get a gym membership....LOL

NNM.org great comments!!!

omg. arent kristen and her BF still 2gether. haha this is so fake

that doesnt even look like kristen! it could b a double! I dont think she is and this article is in a magazine that says michael jackson was murdered So its not true they just wanted to make a quick buck! its ridiculous plus she is still happily dating that sky high guy! its just like the enquirer!

I totally agree, I currently live in Australia and their tabloids are filled with RIDICULOUS accusations and claims. They are also behind on celebrity gossip by about 2-3 weeks. The only thing that Aussies will have first-hand knowledge on recently will be TomKat, Kyle M., and Keith/Nicole :)

that girl does not even look like her she looks to fat to be her
i know we all want to belive this rumor is ture but i think it's bull *****
do not belive ever story u hear people wate ontell the person tells if it ture or not.

WHAT!?!
Vampires can't get humans pregnant!?!?
Who in the HALE says that?!?
Vampires can SO get humans pregnant.... geez look at Bella... she was SO pregnant!!
Geez... what is this world coming to... GOD forbid!!

*rolls eyes*
This is just plain funny... KStew can't be pregnant with Rob's baby 'cause I AM... oooh yeaaaa!!! Check out my little bump... pshhh!!

lol. Oh my gosh Ceci. You're pregnant with Rob's baby? LUCKY!!!!
LOL.

kristen, pregnant?? i dont' think so..

ugh! for pete's sake, even IF it is true that kristen is pregnant, how can these people be sure it is rob's child?! com'on! try michael angarano first! he's the boyfriend!

okay, im done.. lol

OK did anyone else notice that the supposed picture of Kristen doesn't look like her?...Is it just me?...That' snot her nose and the boobs aren't right...not that I look...hahaha

dude you are soo right! it doesnt even look like her. wouldnt it be funny if that was like her stunt double or something. if she has one in that movie, i'm not sure. but yeah i dont think shes pregnant anyway.

first off doesnt anyone thibnk that if she is prego that her old bf might be the dad cause her and rob never had nothin together

and thats how its done

think people her exy might be the dad if she is prego and yh it doesnt really look like her

Lame! I totally think that it's scam. My vote is negative!

On the other hand... I wish I had her body.. pooch and all! And I love that the experts say that Rob can indeed impregnate with his stares... where is that man... because if that's true, I got some lookin' to do!

haha i almost peed my pants when i saw this... kristen and rob never actually confirmed they were together! these tabloids will make up anything... and that picture isnt even a clear view of her it looks like stomach fat.. and kristen is a twig.. people that wrote that are absurd.

R u kidding me, this is a very bad photoshoped pic of KStew.. Too funny!! Why would anyone think she's pregnant?? She's been working her ass off and so has he and he's in NY and her in LA.. Think about it.. This rumor is soo funny, but really bad for both of them.. Just leave them alone and let them be..

Maybe, the tabs should wait until they actually announce they are dating before they pick up the baby rumors. God the kid put on a little weight, so what, doesn't mean a baby. Oh by the way you can totally get sparkly wool nix lol.

2nd point I personally don't think Kristen would get pregnant just when her career is probably at its best. And is she still dating her BF?

wait guys I didnt get it; she's not pregnant, right? somebody answer me please! :D

k, shes so NOT prego.
#1 she smokes still
#2 those pants are always undone at the runaways set because theire so tight.
#3 theirs a shadow from the pants that make her look like she has chub
#4 papz are CRAZY and will make up anything for $
#5 too many people believe everything they read

lol

this is jux plain funny!.....hahahaha.... nough said!....LMAO

Ferniiiiii! You've been MIA! Lol

WHAAAAAT...me... ur the one who's been lost...LMAO..jux playing....um im back!...lol

good! i thought you were lagging there for a while haha
i haven't been lost, just recruiting all these guys to read Twilight! lol

hahaha
is it working???

Totally agree but damn come on she got leather pants on what do you expect. This just proves that she is human and I would be more upset cause people are calling her fat. I feel so bad for Robbie P and Kristen if I were them I would laugh, but damn they are really crossing the line man. I would understand if they were filming breaking dawn but damn we still on new moon so hop off.

its not kristen its her stunt double or stand in. i never believe any of this crap.

Obviously this is a rumor, this tabloid magazine is just that...a tabloid! It's like "Life & Style" or whatever it's called here in North America, it's never true! Also, are Rob and Kristen dating? Not to say that you need to be dating someone to get pregnant (obviously) but neither Rob nor Kristen seem the type to just sleep around. Both are a bit busy filming movies at the moment (on opposite sides of the USA) and doesn't Kristen have a boyfriend of ten years or something crazy? I feel sorry for both Kristen and Rob, I'm sure that they both just want to be left alone so they can live their lives and do their jobs.

http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/5/0/0/279/B...

Baby? Fun on morphing images though. Looks kinda cute, weird hair though. :P

I hope they both sue this ridiculous rag! Get a life!

Its so fr*ckin stupid I could puke.

*pukes*

The other story is gas... MICHAEL JACKSON - Was it MURDER???

Eh no...

Well, she will have a kid at least in Breaking Dawn .. lol
the fastest birth ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't understand why this site decides to bring up this rumor crap. We all know that this is a make-up story, it has been died down for a few days. Why brings it up again? Are they supposed to support their stars? I don't care if you have a funny way to approach a rumor, it's too ridiculous to even mention it. Unbelievable.

"I'm the chosen one". What???? I know Rob is man of every girl's dream. But it is not nice to use this rumor to promote for Rob. It must be more decent way to do that. Have you ever think how uneasy it is for your fellow cast mate, Kristen...

...one thing is certain

the writer of this tabloid sure got the raise.

next time create another one. boo yah.

Wow....and people wonder why Kristen tries to stay out of the spotlight.
This is so ridiculous, I want to punch whoever wrote this. This is just wrong and offensive. Kristen is a 19 year old actress, a very talented actress with a bright future ahead of her. Okay, so she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies (and does an amazing job, if I do say so myself). Ok, so she has chemistry with Robert Pattinson. WHY WHY WHY do people think it's ok to write ridiculous stories like this? Do people have no respect for her? Please, leave Kristen alone. This is so offensive and I swear if I hear anyone bash Kristen again I am going to go insane.

I agree!! I imagine that if I was Kristen Stewart or any other celebrity, I would be going crazy with all of the cameras and terribly fake stories. Just leave them alone and let them live their lives. I feel especially bad for Rob now as he has pretty much gone from a "nobody" to incredibly famous in a very short period of time. I was watching TV the other day and the biography of Johnny Depp was on. Pretty much the same thing happened to him in terms of fame- a nobody and then every girl's dream come true in a very short period of time! Maybe Rob will have to move to France to escape the paparazzi and media! Or go back to England and live in some random little town in the middle of nowhere! Poor Rob! Poor Kristen!

I agree. I don't know who these people are that think it's okay to write
stories like this. I get it, it's about making money, and I guess writing
completely fake ridiculous stories like this makes people buy your magazine,
so who cares about how it affects the people they are writing about, right?
Really, it just makes me sick. Maybe I am going a bit overboard - it's not
like this is a new story - like you said it has been happening for a long
time now. It just makes me wonder about our society and stuff.
And people wonder why celebrities like to stay out of the spotlight? It's
because of things like this. Either problems are created for them (fake
pregnancies with non boyfriends) or their real problems are put in the
spotlight and no room is left for the celebrities to deal with them in the
best most healthy way possible. Only certain celebrities are still able to
keep a normal life and have their problems kept out of the public eye, and
not without a lot of effort.
Sorry, another rant, I just am a big fan of Kristen, and regardless, think
doing this to ANYONE is wrong.

How anyone could even give this story any credibility is hilarious. The magazine is clearly the Star or NE of Australia and if you had seen the "original" photo of Kristen on that day, it is beyond obvious that they photoshopped a little belly on her. Her stomach is flatter than a board, lol!

It is such a shame that Kristen has to be slandered this way and that people would actually question its truth and support that rag. I guess this is the price of fame and being linked to RP whether on screen or off.

now come on. that magazine also reads:
Michael Jackson: WAS IT MURDER?

lol this story is totally full of crap but it's funny.

....better start filming Breaking Dawn, then!

LOL

That title made me laugh.

WAS IT MURDER?

LMAO

Thank you for getting this out of the way!

Maybe I won't have to read anymore about it!!

Who am I kidding? I know I won't be that fortunate.

This is the most ridiculous thing ever. I mean even if they have/are doing the do I'm sure they would be sensible enough to take precautions. They are both young, Kristen is only 19 FGS and they have careers to think about, I can't imagine them being that stupid.

The sad thing is these magazines can write what they want because there is really no come back to them. Yes a few celebs have successfully taken cases to court, but really if your running around trying to make movies, who has the time? They are damned if they do and damned if they don't, if they ignore this they are just trying to cover up and if they come out and deny it they are also just trying to create a smokescreen. Personally I would say to keep a dignified silence on the matter. These magazine have no care for the people involved or their families, imagine how their parents must feel reading these things about their children.

"IF" she is pregnant and showing that much (which isn't much) she would have to be months along, and wasn't it a few months ago she seen with Michael Angarano?
BUT... the belly they show in the pic doesn't even look like a pregnant belly, because pregnant belly's are more rounded. That looks like a little "roll"... and all the other pics of her she's flat as a board...

obviously, someone was bored and ran out of things to talk about when it came to Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattz so they had to start a pregnancy rumor.

that girl that they have in the picture doesn't even look like kristen! come on now twihards! you know better than that lol. and she's thin. she wouldn't gain like 15 pounds in a week. Hilarious, though, i must say lol.
and i loved the hear ye hear ye, i am the chosen one! haha. i would do the saaaame thing lol.

Tabloids - HOW IS IT LEGAL what they write??

I wrote about it on my blog - Kristen being "pregnant" (insert eyeroll here ;) )
Also, some new stuff - hope you like it - and thanks to Tatiana for making us the site of the month on her site :) Check us out :)
http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com

lmao. NMM your awesome x)

and wow, who would buy into this bullshizeah.
a number of people have told me that they saw the exact same picture of her "pudgy stomach" and it was completely flat. so im thinkin photoshop!

bullshizeah is my new favorite word. I just want to warn you ahead of time. lol

xD
yes i do have a way with words LOL.
and go for itttt lol.

She could get good practise for the movie :P WHAHAHAHA if it were true ofcourse wich is not.....

I don't buythat Kristin is preggers for even a minute. Somebody's getting fact and fiction mixed up again. It's Bella who will have the world's quickest pregnancy in Breaking Dawn. So unfair. Bella not only has a quick pregnancy but she also gets to become immortal right afterwards. Pregnant women everywhere deserve that to happen.

ya know, i'm not gonna lie, i saved "NewMoonMovie.org: “I don’t know about you, but if I was pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby, I’d turn into the fricking town crier: ‘Hear ye, hear ye! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!’” " in my FB quotes, cuz honestly, we'd all do it! lmao:D I about died laughing:D:D:D

OMG! That is soo stupid!!!! Are you sure the girl in the second pic is even kristen? Her face looks like the wrong shape!!!!

COME ON! We all pretty much have to know that she's not pregnant. She has a little belly... SO WHAT?! The girl smokes like a chimney! Rob and Kristen have been on different coasts since the MTV Movie Awards May 31st anyway. People really want to sell magazines.

WE LOVE YOU NMM!! thanks for being on the hardball panel! it's up to us to present these hard hitting news stories!

<3
moon

Did you ppl ever suggest that she may have gotten her monthy gift and maybe shes bloated??

Or maybe the PPl at the magazine ARE SCANKS......yup yup....i do believe thats it...lmao

There are definitely the originals somewhere online that show us with a FLAT stomach. This picture, without a doubt, was enhanced, lol!

Slightly off topic!

Maybe this is coincidence but just throughing it out there, but pictures of Emilie De Ravin
today on set, and she not only is wearing the Chuck Taylor High Tops, but she has her shirt clearly tied in a knot. I know it sounds crazy, but is she imitatin someone we know, lol?

Often imitated, never duplicated is all I can say.

If it's true though I guess there would no need for a casting call for Renesmee! :)

I'm glad no one follows me around to take pictures of my gut and tell the world how fat I am.

Okay! The girl in the picture 1. Does not have the same facial features as Kristen Stewart. 2. She doesn't have the same body stance as KS. What if this is the body of a look-a-like, stunt double on set... Or maybe even J.Jett who Kristen is potraying in the movie she is filiming.

But, hey! If she is WITH CHILD, we know who will play Renesme. LOL!

LOL. all of your guys comments are HILARIOUS!:D
&this rumor is ridicoulous,and stupid haha gossip people need to shut up&stop spreading rumors! :)
And NMM.org, your superrr awesome!
:D

OMG SCANKS LOOK AT THIS HOTTNESS.... http://twitpic.com/9w5uk

Load of shizzle!

Nuff said :)

this is super gay! a girls aloud to gain a few pounds without being pregant!
people really need to get lives like honestly..i feel so bad for them trying to break up her relationship with guy shes inlove with...

That link was hilarious! "Booyah! Now you're all pregnant!" I about choked, I was laughing so hard. Lmao!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

It doesn't even LOOK like Kristen! My god people the world is getting worse and worse every freakin day!

OMFG! who comes up with this stuff!!!!
that was awsome!
cheered me right up!
Love ya NMM.org

people are making such a big deal for something little...
food is bound to go somewhere on someones body and make a little bump, but it doesnt mean that they are pregnant...
i eat a lot and i have a little bump, does that mean that i am pregnant???
no lol

LOL

THAT WAS FRICKEN' HILARIOUS!

NewMoonMovie.org: “I don’t know about you, but if I was pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby, I’d turn into the fricking town crier: ‘Hear ye, hear ye! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!’”

That made my day!

Those gossip magazines just need something to write about and the perfect targets are...drum roll please....ROBERT AND KRISTEN!!!!! Who could have guessed? I don't know? Maybe because their faces are plastered on every single gossip magazine ever to be created!?

Well those tabloid people will just do anything to raise their sales **sighs**

I wonder if Rob and Kris have actually seen that one. I'd burst out laughing if I were in their shoes;)

R: "Kris you didn't tell me you were pregnant!"
K: "Oh I'm sorry it must have slipped my mind"
R: "But it is my child?"
K: "Not sure, I'll check it up **grabs a gossip magazine, reads the front page**"
"yup, looks like it's yours"

LOL!

LMAO

I could actually see that happen!

HEELLLOOOO LIKE I SAID NOT KRISTIN!!!!!!!

She is sooo not prego... if you look at the pic of Kristen carefully u can tell that her belly button is on the side WHEN SHE IS STANDING SIDEWAYS. Thats the first thing thats wrong and plus you can tell where they mag editors cropped the fake belly on her!! SOOO NOT PREGO!!. I would love for the two of them to have a kid but that pic is a fake

haha this is so effin hilarious
yesterday i saw a magazine and on the cover it said "robert and kristen breaking this may be the end of twiligh"t
i was like what the eff
are you kidding me???
this magazine people have no life

LMAO
OK... I just can't stop laughing!
R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s.

I'm pregnant too. And it's Rob's. Anyone else? Pregnant with his child?
*keeps laughing*

I AM LOL!!

Oh, cool! Now we can share our experiences! Let's ask if Kristen wants to join us:)

lol iam sure she is already on the "iam prego with robs baby" train too lmfao

I am too! Hahah!
X] Fo sho.

Aww I would have never guessed there were so many of us :)

Hahah! I'll bet there are millions more.
X]

This is just crazy talk from people trying to make a few bucks... Poor Kristen, and Rob! They must be annoyed...

A bunch of people seem to think tat that is her body double... I dunno, I mean why would she need a body double for The Runaways? Arent body doubles usually for stunts? I don't know how adventurous Joan Jett was but I find it difficult to believe she needed a body double...Unless she was riding another motorcycle or something...I am rambling....LOL

It's all a lie ,
she is not pregnant!
They are just trying to
get people to by there magazine
& the belly that they showed in the
picture is not a baby belly ,
maybe she is putting on wait ,
+ in the other pictures she was flat.

she's not preggers! these rumors are sooooooooo STUPID. for crying out loud, can't the tabs get anything better to write about?!?!?!

i dnt believe any of these rumors!
poor kristen..

Hahaha! This is freakin' crazy... Of course this mess isn't true.. But think of how amazingly adorable the baby would be... =X Robert Pattinsons face on a cute little baby....Ohman!
Haha. X]

Do you have an avatar that my computer can't see? :( I've seen u post before, and I always wonder if its just my computer being crazy! I promise I am not trying to be rude, just curious...

Lol, i can't see mine either! I've tried to change it, but it says no hoe. X[ I'll try once more. Haha. Tell me if you can see it, it should be a picture of Robert Pattinson. Wait.. like... five minutes. Haha. Thanks for telling me.

Ok, this is me now. All good in the hood, and you can see my beautiful picture of R.Patt. X]

Ok, this is me now. Haha, all good in the hood. And you can see my beautiful picture of R.Patt now. X]

Woohoo! I like the avatar! :)

Haha, thank you, thank you. X] I like yours dos, i'm so excited for New Moon. <3

Thanks! I want Nov to hurry!! Or at least August so I can see fun Eclipse filming pics! :) yay!

Haha, i know right! Anything new! X] This crap is getting boring, all these stupid rumors. I'm gonna die when New Moon comes out. I've never been so excited for a movie... well, i was pretty serious about Twilight too though. Haha.

I live in Australia and I saw this last week on the shelves at a supermarket and ignored it completely. The rumor was started by this ***** magazine. If she was 'truely pregnant', don't you think every single magazine around the world would have it on their covers? I rest my case. Just because she had a tiny stomach buldge cause she was wearing tight leather pants, doesn't mean she is pregnant. It could mean she ate a fair bit before that photo was taken or something like that.
*****Australian Tabliods. *shakes head*.

obiously photoshoped

look at where her belly button is

these people are so stupid!!!

dude she is totally not pregnant. it doesn't even really look like her in the photo of it and besides we all saw her in pics yesterday being back on set for the movie and she looks thin. tabloids are full of crap. just like i read in life&style today that Rob dumped Kristen and is not going out with Emilie. total crap on both ends!

Exactly, it's all just made up stuff so that they can sell magazines. I don't think that Rob and Kristen are even going out, that's been made up as well! I also think that it doesn't really look like Kristen in the picture. Her nose or something is different. It's possible that it's a stunt double. But regardless, she's obviously not pregnant!!

so true! it does not look like her in that picture and if it is it is just all the extra skin squeezing from those tight a** leather pants and shirt she has to wear like EVERY DAY! hahaa

as for the dating thing....i think that they are dating but not exclusively because of them being so far apart right now filming their movies. i bet once they reunite for Eclipse in August that we will see if they are "going out" or just "hooking up" cuz we all know they have been doing that =]

this story is rubbish, so is the magazine the put wateva in it to make more people buy it, its just money for them they dont care if its totally wrong and bull *****

well the rumor was bound to start sooner or later

What absolute bull crap Kristen isn't pregnant!!!!!! She still smokesand Rob would be somewhere around her and she would be making sure. It's a bunch of Bull spit!

k ppl, i know im a newbie here, but ive been reading the comments for a while, hilarious!!! Finally got curious enough to check out WA and just wanted to say Thanx!!! now im effin addicted again!! lmao. btw ks prego? please, they must just b really hard up for a story

:L it cracks me up the paparazzi :L

but imagine if its true!!!

renesmee for breaking dawn??

i think so!!

Haha! That's what me and my friend thought. They'll already have the most beautiful baby in the world for the part. X]

i no! it would be so adorable!

I've never been a fan of anyone except Rob's so I never realized before how much BS is written about actors. I can't believe how gullible I used to be! I can't even look at magazines anymore...some articles are so ridiculous that I wonder how they get away with it or how they even come up with these stories. But I guess I can see how ...I was at a board recently and there was a pic of Rob in front of the entrance to an airplane. And there were about 80 or so messages that were speculating that he must have gone to LA to see Kristen?!
So now, unless it came from their mouths, I won't believe it!

Journo's should give twilight fans more credit. We dont want to buy their magazines with cheap tabloid rubbish. Very disappointed in all this crap. and just for the record headlines like that would do the opposite of getting twi-fans to spend money on their product. Stupid, stupid editor who thought that was good to run with...What a load of BS
Good on you NMM for ignoring the crap but then when force to deal with it, not giving it the attention it wants...KStew and RPattz are incredibly talented and doing so well in their careers right now, Journo's want to jump on their bandwagon and make so money off them. Journo's and Papp's are the real LEECHES!

Uhm. Have they ever heard of being bloated?
Give the chick a break.

This is kinda old news but...whatever.

All I have to say is:
Haha! Good one.

I hope she is!

Personally I really couldn’t give a rats if this is true or not.

But that article literally had me crying with laughter.

Extremely entertaining NMM.org

I REALLY HAVE NO WORDS...MAN THEY CAN MAKE ANYTHING UP..THATS FUNNY.. BUT SEROUISLY, MY GOD!!!!!!

ROBERTS ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT COULD GET A GF OR MARRIED AND STILL WOMEN WOULD LINE UP TO GET HIM "PLEASE ROBERT MAKE ME PREGO" LOL..
BUT, MORE THEN HALF IS PROBABLY UNDERAGE..LOL..HE IS PROBABLY THINKING, DAMNIT I NEED OLDER WOMEN..I NEED SOME EXPERIENCE.. HUH ROBERT IF U NEED ANYTHING IM HERE FOR YA..LMFAO

Wow. This is so stupid! Who would believe this crap?

I feel so bad M.Angarano he probably feels hated from all the Robsten fans

Does anyone know where the poor bloke is?

i just laugh xD
if you guys lived in portugal in this moment a magazine...(not very trustfull) says kristen and rob just break up...amazing. in one day they realease they are dating and the next day they break. AMAZING ISN'T IT? (:

-.-'

i swear i hat media -.-

LOL kristen stewart has a muffin top!!!

but they would have BEAUTIFUL babies together
:D

HAHAHA I read the whole conversation! I love the rob reaction part
"uh, uh, uh, WHO'S pregnant? FUUUUUUUUUUcccccckkk" HAHAH.
Anyhow, as to what I think. I think that's just crap. I mean, if they even did have.. sex.. the media would have known. Or not. I don't know. I guess I just don't want to believe it. But we'll see. I don't know how I'll react to that. :/

And HAHAH, ovulating over Rob's stare? That's.. whoaa.. ;D

has anybody noticed that the person on the left who is rather large seems to be resembling something of a stunt double??? i mean come onnn!

lol

ROB :Say it ! Out loud! Say it!
KIKI: I am pregnant!
ROB: What?
KIKI: Do not worry it is not your child, I never had sex with you relax I'm not even pregnant hahaha
ROB:Yeah , yes okay really is just you did not really pregnant?
KIKI: Really I'm not what you deaf? Omg
ROB:I need a glass of water and aspirin
KIKI:Do not fall into unconsciousness,
I'm not pregnant i'm joust kidding, omg you are like my mother
ROB:Yeah okay fine, I just go sit down
KIKI:Omg I go home to my boyfriend
ROB:OK


Hahaha this is funny thing ... as you can see I have made
scenár (you could do movie
XD )...... I'm jasmne Annabell I'm coming from a small country of Slovenia, near the Italian border so i live somewhere in between, I am 14 years old and if you need me, contact me at hello_mina13@hotmil.com :p

ROB :Say it ! Out loud! Say it!
KIKI: I am pregnant!
ROB: What?
KIKI: Do not worry it is not your child, I never had sex with you relax I'm not even pregnant hahaha,I'm just litelle fat but i will lost weight XD
ROB:Yeah , yes okay really is just you did not really pregnant?
KIKI: Really I'm not what you deaf? Omg
ROB:I need a glass of water and aspirin
KIKI:Do not fall into unconsciousness,
I'm not pregnant i'm joust kidding, omg you are like my mother
ROB:Yeah okay fine, I just go sit down
KIKI:Omg I go home to my boyfriend
ROB:OK


Hahaha this is funny thing ... as you can see I have made
scenár (you could do movie
XD )...... I'm jasmne Annabell I'm coming from a small country of Slovenia, near the Italian border so i live somewhere in between, I am 14 years old and if you need me, contact me at hello_mina13@hotmil.com :p

i'm going to channel my inner JUNO here...

"It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?"

:P

HAHA I forgot how comical that film is.

that picture of her with a chubby belly aint even her.

It's not a baby bump..
It's too flabby to be a baby bump..
Even though she is skinny as anything.. Nobody could fit into those pants without there being some leftovers.. :]
loled at the chosen one.. xD

The "pregnant" picture doesn't even look like Kristen...

I don't know if anyone brought it up, didn't have the time to read all 400 comments but does that picture even look like Kristen to anyone?

I don't think it does. I think it could be one of her doubles, but not her the face is too different.

Rediculous rumor either way!

god damn you kris, god damn you.
i 'm very very disapointed

I dont think shes pregnant with his baby , really .
If you think about it , they JUST announced that New Moon
got done shooting and they just need to wrap it up .
ANYWAYS , not the point . Point is , the pictures on
the magazines are RIDICULOUS because they also said that
she is starring in another film . Soo , you tell me your opinion after
reading this . BUT , if I am wrong and shes pregnat , isnt she lucky ?

I think it's true. Although I do hate that magazine. It's very bad

okayy. anyone who thinks this is true is crazy.
number one, that doesnt even look like kristen. it looks like a double or something.
and number two, even if it is! kristen doesnt mean she's pregnant just because she has a little gut.
PLUS! shes wearing leather. leather would make miranda kerr look like she has a little gut.
and if you believe this you'd have to believe they've slept together...
rather they have or not... how do you know? you donttt.

abroten person! idk you, but youre soooo right hahah i didnt see your comment. lol
but think about it, you really think thats her? who ever thinks its true is nuts

umm im new here and i was wondering wat WA stands for, is it a new book or sumfin, sorry i know it probly sounds stupid sorry :(