6th for like the 40th time. great.

But you do 6th like no one else!

You rock 6th!

I want a photo of Rob with a lime helmet on his head to look like your cat!

Yes! That would make my day!

Where is Nikitajuice and her amazing photoshop skills?

LMAO some of us have imagination like no other.

ROTFLMAO

or coconut helmet?

haha why thank you. and i agree that a picture of rob with a lime helmet would totally make my day.

Limes are too small - think we need a watermellon!

and them I would help lick it off!

It's quite the fashion in Brazil...

http://www.iphonesavior.com/images/2008/07/15/u...

I would like to see Victoria's army come for the showdown in these. Are they one size fits all vamps??

I guess... but Jasper & Edward might need a bigger size to fit over their bouffants!

ROFL

LMAO!! **wiping tears**

f*ckin melonheads!

hahahaha!!! Dude that totally made my day better!

LMFAO!!! Hilarious OE!! ;)

He is the most beatiful man in the universe

speak the truth! lol i can't even stand it.
people are like "oh its a phase people only like him cuz hes edward"
but seriously, rob = god
i don't think ANYONE can even try to achieve the beauty rob has. well, taylor's ripped abs are up for the challenge i think haha

I'm totally ROFLing at your av pic! Classic!

haha thanks

I see your inspiration!

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/200...

I think the watermelon could be an improvement on the Jasper wig for Eclipse...

*gets on the phone to the Eclipse wardrobe dept*

Green would certainly complement his eyes. Can see Jasper now - Watermellon Warrior Helmet for the training session with the wolves!

Yes I can totally imagine him with it!! LMAO

Watermelon Warrior Helmets - 100% protection against Newborn Vamps

ah but he will look stunning in his confederate uniform. Can't wait!!!!!

Can. Not. Wait.

*tries to restrain self*

The watermelon helmet will be a nice touch, don't you think?

for his new hair style yes but also if you want to get kinky and lick the juice off his face - sorry mind in the gutter........................

mmmm.... jasper.... civil war uniform... vodka watermelon juices..

I neeeeeeeeeeddddddddd iiiiiiiittttttt!

mmmmhhhh coming around to my way of thinking Corruption is my middle name.......... call upon me any time.

You waaaaannnnntttttt iiiiiitttttttttt soooooooo bbbbbbbaaaaaaaaadddddd!

I could say the same about Rob 1st WW uniform .............. wooooooo

Civil War uniform and a watermellon helmet - I'm drooling just thinking about it!

Mmm.... mouth-watering & juicy!

Can we soak it with vodka first!

YES!!

the unifirm drool the watermelon helmet only if spiked with vodka ................. oh yeah babe work it wooo hooo ok not sure what's wrong with me must be the heat in the uk my mind is in the gutter faster than ever...............

Jaspers been reborn people!!! Give that man a watermelon!!

lol

Woo! Jasper's re-birthday party at my place! I'll bring the vodka melon, you bring the cookies!

*happy melon-cat dance*

Yes!!

*joins Bean in happy melon cat dance*

lol

OMG LMAO!!! Genius!!

said before say it again Beautiful!!!!!

this picture is just piercing if that makes any sense.... his eyes are just so brooding and intense and gorgeous and amazing and bright and vivid and deep and i am reading way too deep into this!!!! ha all in all he is looking fine!

Ha!! He looks a little stoned...LMAO


He is high off the love of Emile DeRaven!!!

**ducks behind table to avoid flying objects**

lol

**ignoring last part**

Thats ok, don't the characters smoke?
Just shows he puts everything into a performance............. Mmmm

LOL...He certainly is a dedicated actor....Hmmm....I bet he was just as dedicated in those love scenes, if not more...LMAO

Did I even spell her name right? I keep spouting about them being in love and I dont even care enough to make sure I spelled her name right...

LOL

**Shaking head in disappointment**

You are never gonna give up are you? It is not gonna happen.

Just get over it.

I know Kristen is currently batting for the other team, but she will come around soon enough.

Well, I guess she is ....batting for the same team ... oh now I'm confused. LOL

LOL

you confused me too! but yea isnt it the OTHER team?? :/

Dude, I have no clue at this point ...

I have been momentarily sidetracked by your avatar ....

Nice a$$ .. are those button fly jeans I spy?

ok love that you say DUDE! LMAO!!!

yes probably button fly, but I like the @ss view better!!!

Dude and chickie babe ... what can I say?

LOL

I like dude better!

Aloha,

I am going to steal your freaking avatar. You have so bumped just_bella.

i love rob and all but he doesnt relaly have an a$$...the pants are always baggy there..

*holds up shield*

Hi MIGHT have an ass if his jeans fit him.

Dude, the wrath that is about to be inflicted will put Effing to shame.

So i thought about it after seeing these comments and figured we could lend our hands to fill out those pants...if you know what i mean;)

haha, no need for the shield :)

sure the pants are baggy,
but theres definitely a NICE @ss under there!!!!!

LOL

agree but they are just blind. u know what they said,"love is blind"

I agree with the nice @$$ shot. Don't you think Rob is looking extra manly lately??? Buffer? :)

*Having Dumb and Dumber flashback*

"Look at the butt on that?

Yeah, he must work out."

He has to compete with Dakota now. He is pumping the extra iron these days.

lol - Rob's worst nightmare. Kristen and Emile get together forming Emsten. Yikes...

Emsten .. RFLMAO!!

LMAO!!

Nice!

You just made me choke on my pizza...

At the button fly jeans comment?

Does it for me everytime ...something about the buttons ... easier access maybe?

Moderators be nice.

No, not that...when you were like

"Dude, I dont even know anymore... I was sidetracked by your avatar"

LOL...struck me as hilarious for some reason...

Oh, sorry ...LOL

I was gonna say....he looks like he's been practicing the pout and come to bed eyes :)

But maybe he's been doing it for real with Emile :) *wink*

He cerainly looks like a guy who's had some recently lol

Phone sex with Kristen .. it is all the rage these days... that's my reasoning behind it ....

Emilie ... piffff ....she wished she could be half the lesbian lover Kristen is ....

Rubbish!!! His lips look a little tender....

He's either been drooling over Emile and rubbing them......or being kissed senseless by her after work LOL

WRONG!
Its my fault!.......Ill be gentle next time! LOL

Emile??? Is that you under a fake name:)

*smacks head*

I should have known :)

no silly...

**points name out to nic**

say it with me now...just..bella, see?

LOL

Oh no ... he has been kissing Kristen through the phone ... all night long.

Singing to myself
"Kiss me through phone ...
See you later on ...."

Or it could be all that coffee he keeps sucking on ...

Definitely not from Emilie.

*pats cullen on the back gently*

There there now....you'll come to accept that Rob and Emile are playing hide and salami soon enough...

**Looking down at Robsten tshirt and remembering the almost kiss on MTV**

....Nope, not buying it .... evah. LOL

He looked bored sh**less during that almost kiss :)

And he took his gum out....bad sign....if you love someone you share LOL

u and effing really want haters?, how could u risk your life that way, unless that u don't want to live
lol

No no :) We just want to give everyone some excitement and fun :)

And we're prepared to die for a good cause LOL

lesbian lover?!?!?!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you imagine what Rob is going to think when he hears about this?

Emilie has no chance.

Dudes dig the lesbian lovefests.

Robsten Forevah!!

Kristen and Dakota, lesbian lovers?

Go Dakosten!

Kristakota!!! LOL

Fansten!

Another lesbian link with Kristen

oh boy.. yeah.. Rob will call to that allure ;-)

Emile may need to find her a woman too to keep Rob

No, you didn't....the facade is slipping.....

Before long we'll discover your Emilie voodoo doll & then you'll be outed...

LOL

yes he is soooo dedicated that he was practicing with me all night that's why he looks stoned he is sooo tired we went through the script over and over and over ......... catch my drift?

again with the Emilie thing?!?!?!

im assuming you have your foam fingers and flags ready to wave them proudly??

lol

Of course...

**pulls out trunk with all of my Remile accesories**

lol

Take your Remile accessories and throw them

in the trash Effing... That's where

Emilie belongs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(evil laugh)

lol!

Whoa! just saw you avatar.
*slobbers all over computer screen*
B & W definitely better. *pouts*

Team Edward #17! Go Huskies!

Love your avatar, and love LYIO even more! :)

You just had to mention that scank didnt you.....

****starts throwing sh** at effing*******

LMAO.......

**continues to hide behind table**

HAHAHA!!

They are in looooooooove!!!

**waves "Rob & Emile 4Ever" foam finger from behind table**

LOL

OMG .....*****jumps over table and beats effing with foam finger, shoves it up her a**. HIS MINE SCANK >>>MINE I SAY>>

**laughs while RR beats me with foam finger**

...stop...it tickles!!

**uncomfortable sensation as she shoves it up my a$$**
OH!!!

I am glad it was foam.....that could have been REALLY painful....

**goes to bathroom to pull finger out of rectum**

**shouts from behind bathroom door**
...YOU MAY WANT TO CLEAR THE "HES MINE" MOTTO WITH EMILE...Looks like he is wrapped pretty tight on her little finger to me....

**evil laughter**
muahahahhahaha!!

Taking foam finger and start hitting Effing with it...

Start riping it to pieces..

Ugh! There! I feel better...

**big smile**

HEY!!!

Great idea, LTCB!! Now I have Remile confetti!!!

Woo-hoo!!

**picks pieces up off floor, throws it at LTCB**

Hey!!

Starts throwing foam back at Effing..

then start wacking Effing with that Chic's

stuff panda..

Take that and that and Team Remilie stuff too...

this is all trash just like HER!!!

lol!

*looking around in panic*

where is Effing??? Last comment 53 mins ago......that's just not right...

*shouting*

EFFING!!!!

HERE!!!

sorry..I had to remove foam finger that RR shoved up my anus...

Took longer than I thought...LOL

So...**looks around**...seems pretty quiet here... How shall we get people worked up again?!

lol

*looking over shoulder*

Is that word allowed?? LOL Perhaps you should say poop shute :)

Not sure...any ideas :) I think they're all Emilie'd and Megan'd out :)

They are wore out already!?!
 
**scoffs**....p*ssies...
 
I am seriously bored...
 
**pulls out dollar bills**
 
Hey, Nicky...dance for me...  **points to stripper pole in corner**...You can earn some extra money for the weekend!!
 
LMAO

*sigh*

Again??? Ok anything to keep you happy :)

*strips down to reveal 4th of July themed tassles and thong*

*slides down pole*

*gyrates over Effing*

Do you want me to shoot ping pong balls?? that's extra LOL

SWEET!!!!
 
Hell yes I want to see you shooting ping pong balls!!
 
**goes into other room, breaks piggy-bank on floor**
 
Looks like no rent this month!! But, SO worth it!!
 
**runs back into room, gives Nicky rolled coins ad rumpled dollars**
 
there you go...
 
oh, and here...
 
**gives Nicky new 12 pack of ping pong balls**
 
**Sits in chair and gets comfortable**
READY!!
 
lol

*nicky saunters up to Effing and draws target on her*

*removes thong and loads ping pongs*

Special deal for tonight if you catch number 12 between your teeth you get all your money back, and a free shot of Jack Daniels LOL

*Fires ping pongs hitting target 11 times*

Ready Effing?

*fire*

LMAO!!
 
**sees #12 flying at me**
 
Oh! I got it!!
 
**dives out of chair, catches ball in teeth**
 
**turns to show Nicky that I caught it**
 
WOO-HOO!!!!
 
**does victory dance**
 
**Takes shot of Jack**
 
mmmm....feel the burn...
 
**Gives money back to Nicky**
 
no, you keep it...it was SOO worth it..you have a good aim!!
 
LMAO

You keep that ball as a little souvenir of tonght *wink*

LOL

SWEET!!!
 
**puts ball #12 on my Nicky shrine**
 
ahh...a reminder of this most interesting evening...I shall cherish it always!!
 
lol

He's mad looking

"F*CK OFF EMILE"

or... "S*CK ME OFF EMILE"

LMAO!!

Oh god...this is fun...

ROTF :) you're getting a point for that...i'd love to give you 50 :)

*still ROTFing*

*Sigh* Ok I concede, that was pretty f&*king funny. LMAO.

But only on the outside ... I am still mad as hale on the inside.

LOL

But you're getting nearer to accepting it....that's the main thing lOL

**Now putting hands on my hips**

See, you give an inch and you people take a mile.

An inch is never enough for me LOL

RFLMAO ... Now I know why you like Rob.

*Giving nic high five*

*high five*

ROTF

He's only mad because he has to wait another 3 hours before he can get her back to the hotel LOL

I'll allow Emlie to keep rob warm till Megan is back in town :)

*waves little Emile flag* lol

Ew - No Megan.......she doesn't have any brains to entertain Rob.

She does :) She's sassy and witty and hot so there lol

*sticks out tongue*

NOT Megan AGAIN!

*hand on hips*

And what of it???? Hmmm

Would you like to say something about Megan...

LOL

Oh!!

**jumping up and down, waving arm**
I WOULD!!

I would like to say that Megan Fox is a hottie and her and Pattinson will have gorgeous babies...

LOL

*hugs*

Thanks Effing :) the babies would be cuties......and the moment of conception hot as hell LOL

Oh, where do I start?

*Stepping up to podium*

Rob is waaayyy to good for her.

She is a ho.

She can't act.

If it is not three sizes too small for her she can't wear it.

*Giving up*

Ok, she IS f&*king hot.

*Approaches podium and snatches mike*

1 she is not a ho - she's been with 1 guy for years (now single GO Rob)

2 - She can act - i loved her in transformers

3 - Nothing could be 3 sizes to small as she has the best body on earth

4 - Oh you said she was hot

*hugs Cullen* You redeemed yourself at the end LOL

Well, ...clearly she's not ...ugly. haha. (stealing quote from EW interview)

I will give her that. But you have to admit she needs some work in the acting department.

Hey, I'm all for Robfox. At least she is on his hotness level and according to her rep, she will leave him soon to go on to the next guy.

I'm just saying ...

I called a meeting and it was Foxinson LOL

Didn't you get my memo?? Or see any of the pretty flyers i threw of buildings with Rob and Meg pictured in a big pink heart :)

*Folding my arms, getting extremely frustrated*

*Stalking off to regroup*

The one woman Robsten army will return. Be afraid, be very afraid.

I will live in terror of your next attack LOL

*rolling eyes*

Oh! Maybe they can BOTH keep him company...That would be a hot threesome!

LMAO

God yes :) So hot!!!

I want that filmed and youtubed lol

LOL

Heck yes!!

I believe that would definately get 5 star rating. LOL

Hmm...Wonder if we can direct it??!?

LOL

Well i'll settle for just sitting in on the filming...you can direct if you like.....i'll be in no fit state LMAO

You 2 are totally obscene :D

I'm not shocked you get modded so often LMAO

*puts hands on hips and just out chin in best Bella style*

I've never been modded lol

That's because you bribe them!! LMAO

But now,seriously?Never ever? that's weird... :D

You should be a mod yourself!!!

Now i get why you were so sad that Will never invited you!!!LMAO

I dance up to the line and do a little booty shake on it....but i don't cross it....

Or if i do i get lucky :) LMAO

I could never be a mod, i have problems with authority LOL

*singing*

Rebel rebel....you tore your dress....yeaahh

Now Megan, that would be a constructive hook up....

He could show her how to actually act.

If Meg and Rob are together at any point, i imagine there will only be one teacher LOL

Haha!
Haha!
Haha!

*wink*

I bet she can tie up cherry stalks with her tongue LOL

Think she can shoot a ping pong ball from her.........?

Maybe crush one!

Funny :)

I was just offering to do that for Effing :) Points down post :) Come along and lap dance for Effing :) She's bored LOL

Okay!

*scrolling down*

Im still on Shigan... no Foxinson! :( I think Shia is hawt! ;)

I have to say she is one hot mama, but...I'm not a huge fan... yet... I would like to see her in a different role...you know not a "look at me I'm so hot" role..I know its not her fault that the script was that way, but it was a bit overloaded in Transformers 2.

Okay enough ranting, back to fanfic!! thanks by the way, I am hooked...

Yes fan fic comes first :)

Maybe Megan would make a good hot fan fic Bella LOL

Scene 4: Door opens with a bang. Rob stumbles out, clothes torn in shreds, shoes tied around his neck. Hair messy.... well MORE messy. Sh*t-eatin grin on face. He turns to yell back into the room.

ROB:

What an arrangement. I think too much fanfic!

It's not the love he has for her..

He looks PISSED...

He's thinking to himself.. How long do I have

to look at this girl (Emilie..Blah!)....

He just wants August to get here fast to

be where he TRUELY belongs....with Kristen.........

Team Robsten or.....................

Team RobTCB...baby!!

Woo Hoo!!!!

Sure...whatever you say....

**sighs...crazy**

He looks pretty content to me...looks like ALL his needs are being met while filming this movie... LMAO

Not uh Effing.. He's tired of looking that that

"Lost" chic.. He wants to be done with

Remember Me..

and get the fudge out of NYC....

lol

Yes, you are right...he wants to get lost with her on Isle Esme and show Bella what a REAL honeymoon is supposed to look like!! LMAO

LMAO :)

That would be some isle esme :) Awesome :)

She has a lot of practice on islands too :)

Yes....she probably has the BEST survival techniques... LOL

She can probably hold her breath for ages with all that swimming she did :)

That's got to come in handy when your with Rob :) LOL

Yes..there are many things to do that breathing can get in the way of...
 
Now we know why he looks so happy all the damn time!!
 
LOL

Please ... once one bruise was on Emile she would run off crying to her mommie.

At least Kristen looks like she could take it.

I will even give it to Megan that she could handle it.

But forget about Emilie.

Maybe some needs he didn't even know he had...

He's gonna back to Kristen in Aug as a wiser man LMAO

Wonder if Emile will share his Eclipe trailer with him while he films :)

There nothing like a luch time s*x break LOL

Ha!

That would be awesome if she did...But we will never see her, he will probably wear her out in between takes...she will need to rest...LMAO

much like Michael did for Kristen.. now that would be a slap in the face to Kristen from Rob

Oops did I just say that.. LOL

*snickers*

J/K

LOL

Covering you @ss by saying j/k :) wise :)

*looks over shoulder*

I think you got away with it LOL

*looks around*

quietly says.. yeah, never know who may have the stones

But honesty is honesty ;-)

*sneaks off back to the WolfPack*

Yes ... Hallelujah .. Praise the Lord!!!

*Enthusiastically applauding**

You go chick, I got your back.

**Grabbing stones, preparing to throw.*

They're actually really good friends. Emilie and Rob were hugging by yesturday I got the pic. No they weren't shooting. This was on the roof when Rob was doing the scene with his friend and she wasn't even supposed to be there shooting. All they did was talk laugh and hug and go home

Here
http://www.shareapic.net/View-17988865-Robert-P...

Home to their trailer? Are you sure?

Oh Effin, you are so wicked!

Do you think ducking behind that table could possibly save you from the pelting you're goin to get?

...A high stone wall, maybe...run, Effin, run!!!!

No need to hide...I have this armor that has Team Remile painted all over it to protect me!!
 
**puts armor on and stands proudly**
 
LET THEM COME!!
 
lol

His beard is coming along quite nicely.... guess he's determined to beat Chuck in that contest!

LMAO he doesn't have to try that hard :D

ROB LOOKS LIKE CHUCK!!!

SORRY AM DRUNK!! :-D

My last night of posting before I go on vacation!!

Chuck or Duck?

both!!

Get off the wine woman!!! lmao

i'm on the hard stuff...JD and coke....and the good doctors injection its a
wonderful cocktail!!!

Chuck's coming....................

Duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

LMAO :)

WTF???? Somebody needs to stop drinking!!

He is yummy and sexy!!!

LOL

sorry girlfriend!

NMM looks all different with alcohol in your system!

*gets drunk with TSH*

Looks at Rob & NMM....nope I still dont see it!!

LOL

*hands spunkie a cocktail*

here try my mix and then see if you see...I swear I am not seeing things!!

*drinks cocktail*
hmmm..good....wait for it....wait for it...

OMG...I totally see it now...it's Chuck!!!

I'm so gonna regret saying that when I sober up!
LOL

LMAO

*BOOB BUMP*

for joining in and agreeing with the drunkenness you get a TSH boob bump!!!

Aw, we haven't had a good boob bump in ages!

*boob bumps TSH*

booty bump back at ya!!

See TSH vanished and took the boob bumps with her!!

YAY...my first boob bump from TSH....I feel so honored!!!
Remind me to get drunk with you again!
LOL

if you're super nice to me I will booty bump you too!!

*adds TSH to my list of people to be nice to*

ok...done!

Aww thanks chica....catch you when I return!!!

I expect your girls to be on the prowl on my behalf when any wolf posts come
along!!

LMAO you're hilarious :D

sorry I haven't been on for so long so now I come on drunk...they should ban access when your drunk...at least I didn't say he looked like a cat!

It's good that you're drunk, that way you can't really mod us!!!


*runs to Effing and screams "Effing!!!You can now say the P word!!!"*

ROFLMAO

hmmm...

P word, P word...what was it again...

OH!
I know....

**turns to shout to room**

(edited by moderator)

LMAO

LMAO you can't put it in Italic like they do ahah :D

But i just laughed so hard :D

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NICE!

LMAO!!!!!!!!! xxxx

LOL its wasnt me that mod here yesterday I wasn't about till last night!

Yeah, right....Go blame someone else's....Just joking :D

Oh, TSH!!

You are drunk??

Well, allow me to take advantage of your avatar while your usual defenses are down...

**fondles TSH's avatar with much excitement**

lol

Stop, you are giving the dog a bone!

Ha!!
That was my objective!

**does "Mission accomplished" dance**

LOL

you fondle the avatar I have the real man waiting for me upstairs!!

*I'm coming Jake*

LOL

LMAO......You go play with your hotdog and Ill take the injections....

OMG I know you are in heat scank but Why would you want to do that to Tay.....He'll never be the same again. LMAO

mmmm CHUCK! :)

I think somebody's having a little Chuck crush today lol

**wags finger at Jo**

Now what would Charlie say if he knew about that

LOL

hey he likes Chuck Norris :D he told me!

lmao


being drunk on NMM is great!!!

Not you too Jo!
You can have Chuck whilst I take care of Charlie for you AGAIN!
You need to take better care of him!
LOL!

oh I can take care of both of them!! ;)

LOL!
Thats just wrong!
You cant taint Charlie by sharing him with Chuck!
*shudders* that just creepy!

boo! why? :D
I'm greedy ;)
can I take Rob as well? ;)

Im greedy too! LOL!
But Chuck?!? How old is the man?!?
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

Just wikied that sh*t
Chuck is 70!
*shudders harder*
even bigger
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

70?! :D
hmm *reconsidering*
*yells*
Charlie!! you come back here!! :D

Glad you're thinking straight again but you snooze you lose...
Iv got Charlie for a while! He's in the need of some TLC!
Actually he prob wouldnt get much of that with me either!
LOL!

SOMEONE IS DRUNK & BLIND

havent you heard dont drink & type?

ROB LOOKS HOT THERE, like any other pic!

He's ready for some hot juicy sex!

squint your eyes...you will see like everyone else does!!

And I know Chuck always like HAWT so obviously he's lookalike Rob is going
to look hot!!

ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!!! *sighs in contentment*

Oh baby... oooh baby!!!
Wow... Rob... sexy a** beast.... come to momma!! He looks so good in that shirt and w/ that concentrated look on his face *drools*
I miss that sweetie pie... so much *sniff* get away from that LOST and come back to ME *sniff*

LMAO control yourself, you're a mod!!!


*sighs in relief for not beeing a mod*

MUHAHAHA!!!!

*looks at Cath dumbfounded*
What!?! What did I say? I'm very, very controlled if you must know lady..... LOL... I didn't say anything bad and...
*mumbles*
anything else that is REALLY on my mind...
la la la la!! Lol...

LMAO You were just starting a naughty path over there....I just warned you so you didn't loose it :D


Oh, there are some naughty thoughts in my mind too...U can say them in Twitter, you're not a mod there LMAO :D

LMAO well then... in that case... thx... LOL! I was very moderate in my comment compared to what... um yea haha!

LOL oh Twitter, the new speak-your-naughty-thoughts-about-Rob site... lol... bad, bad girl ;-)

Yes, THAT site exactly... And you're welcome Ceci :D

*goes to twitter and writes some dirty thoughts*

LMAO

LMAO....

*whispers*
I'll catch up to you in a few... after I take a cold shower... lol... seriously, its hot as HALE... umm... lol

I could use a cold shower too...

"Rob, honey, wouldn't you like to have a shower with me??You look tired...Promise it will help you relax!!!"

LMAO

LMAO
*gives a lovely slap to Cath*
Geez... I thought we decided on Twitter... LOL

OK OK you're right, sorry!!!

*puppy eyes to Ceci*

Twitter it is!!!

COME ON! WILL

YOU HAD TO PUT THE OTHER ONE!!!

WHERE HE IS ALL MEAN LOOKING READY TO HAVE A HOT & SWEATY Sex!! gosh shame one you!!


"YES MASTER IM READY FOR YOU " LOL

I knooow, the one that's posted isn't even the best pic
This one http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/07/rp... is amazing...it would make every female dry hump first object in their proximity haha

I love this one too
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_galle...
tortured RobTy...niceee

Theres that stare...

Ahhhhh!!!

(LTCB faints)

=)

*Throws water to LTCB*

Come ON woman, you can't faint!!!

You have to spread your avatar all over this site so everyone can see the team RobTCB shirt!!!

Thanks I needed that..

OMG!! this man if FINE!!!

=0)

You're welcome :D

Now, get you a** moving and start posting quickly :D I mean it!

*drooling at QB Rob*

LMAO

i cant believe she fainted after she saw ZOOM ZOOM ?!!

she has some issues!

LOL

LOL!! is that our code name..

zoom zoom..

Love it

LOL IMAGINE IF I SEND IT TO WILL

HE WILL BE WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS PERV!!

aww Will didnt but the crazy mad eyes :(

I know.. Let's keep that one on Twitter only..

LMAO!!

ooh new avatar??

very hot ;)

there's our gorgeous QB!!!

I so just had a unicorn looking at your avatar!!!!

Go Cullen #17

LOL

Spunkie look at his shirt Team RobTCB

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!

**stares at LTCB's avatar**
oh I see it now!!
good for you!!

I just got caught up with him in a jersey and thinking about LYIO!

I take it this avatar will be around for a while? LOL

Hell ya it's gonna be around..

Woo Hoo!! Team RobTCB...

1st!!!

I'm on a row today!!!


In a Rob post OMG i'm gonna faint!!!!


Ok, breathe....and again....and again....


Now where are those sexy eyes staring at??It better not be the lost chick Pattinson, or else I' ll go there and snap you in the face HEAR ME? LMAO

congrats! :)

haha i am right there with you smacking her!

DAMN YOU! im the one who sends the freaking update I shouldve been first LMAO!!

congrats!!

LMAO :D

You got to be first in other Rob posts, this one is ALLL for myself :D

Damn, I'd rather have this one....Congrats :)

I know you would :D

Thanks :D

congrats!!

Thank you Phoenix :D

Oh God...hair porn!!!

He has the sexiest hair in the universe.
His eyes look totally "Edward" there. Love it. :)

POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP....


MY POP.....HIS SO FRICKEN HOT.............

Thanks Nmm, now My screen is clean...LMAO

Back away from the pop RR!!! You can't handle the ice!! LOL

I can handle all of his ice SCANK....and anywho My tongue is stuck to it so all of you SCANKS are screwed....LMAO

Hell no!! You wish, get you tongue the F away from it, go lick the dogs instead!!

LOL

BACK OFF SCANK HOE....He likes the tricks i can do with my tongue........LMAO

Thats not what he said last night, get you tongue away before you get frost bite!!!

LMAO

Fine fine....i have somewhere else in mind to place it LMAO.........

Hello gorgeous! Changes Avatar!

He's just gets better & better everyday-don't know how it's possible!

the other pic is better! where he's all mean looking

aww he looks like he's ready for the hot sex!

Hot sex? Is there any other kind with Rob?

That was bloody fast LMAO

*winks at rpattz Avatar*

damn that face is stunning sexy!!! that lip pucker is HOT!!

2nd... !!!!

*.*
I love his eyes <3

Gah

Eye porn...

NO! thats not the one, you need to look at the other pics!! THOSE ARE PORN EYES!! LOL

I saw the other one too!
Its prob for the best that this one was posted things WOULD have got out of hand if the other pic was posted!
Mods would have been out in full force!

UGGRRR IM GOING BACK TO TWITTER ! LOL

THATS WHERE YOU GET ALL THE JUICY PICs/CMTS

Those eyes again.....

*swoon*

He really DOES get hotter every single freakin day!!!!!!!

This pic would be even better if it didnt have Splash news across his face! ugh!

I love up close Rob pics....shows all his porn features! LOL

YAY...no sunglasses to hide his beautiful eyes!

yeah that spalsh news is kinda ruining his porn features!!

I know!! I hate it!!! They always have to ruin it!

*looks past splash news on Rob's face*

ahhh....face porn! LOL

its a really good jaw porn too, its all tense....

Ahhh his eyes are so incredibly gorgeous!!! I love him..

He's so freakin' hot....his close ups are so yummy.

eyes.. lips.. beard.. chest hair.. *faints"

He has very clear and sparkley eyes :D

Does Eyes,Does lips so kissable *wakes up from daydreaming*

Damn this made my day :P

Pouting lips and come to bed eyes go with Rob....

...like melting cheese and pepperoni go with dominos :)

Sorry I can't look at Rob without thinking about melting food...to be fair it's usually chocolate LOL

Rob can probably make any food melt!! LOL

I'd like to be really scientific about this....and spend some time testing various foods on Rob :) lol

I promise to be professional :)

LMAO!!!! Good call!

**goes to kitchen to get random food**

lets see I have...
chocolate..duh
butter
cheese
ice cream
peanut butter
jam
bread
crackers....hey it might work!!

LOL

Just throw away the crackers!!!

But the rest is so getting poured over him and li....

I mean studied scientifically lol

HEY!!!! watch that tongue nic!!!!!!!

This is serious SCIENCE testing!!

LOL

My tongue is sterile :) I dipped it in vodka :) Anything for research LOL

*scoffs*
well at least share...

*takes big chug of nics vodka*

there, now my ENTIRE mouth is clean!!!!

ok Rob, let the testing begin!!!!

LOL

Why would your whole mouth need to be clean???

*thinks it over*

Oh....OH...

*blushes*

**answers innocently**

what??
I was preparing in case something went wrong in the testing & Rob needed CPR!!

LOL

Hmmm....

I'm not sure you're keeping you professional hat on young lady...

In fact i'm not even sure you're keeping your lab coat on at this rate!!!

*points to eyes and then points to Bella*

I'm watching you LOL

**quickly puts lab coat back on**

**writes "professional " on hat**


ok fine!!
serious testing this time!! LOL

OMG ARE WE HAVING FOOD SEX WITH ROB??!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Ok I have....

peanut butter, CRAP thats all......HUmmmmm Hey peanut butter stinks and stays on a long time unless you lick alot......


***thinking***** peanut butter POP.........F**KING RIGHT .....YAYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

peanut butter works great!!! LOL

If you mix peanut butter with marshmallow ......

It would be called a Fluffer Nutter Robster.

LMAO...stomach....hurts......cant....breathe......

**still laughing**

RFLMAO .. Best.Comment.So.Far.Tonight.

Don't forget the watermelon!

People were having food s*x with Rob and you didn't get mad???

*cocks eyebrow*

WTH is going on LOL

chocolate syrup, pour nice and slow ALL over

ice cream would go really fast

If i'm linking Rob anything will go really fast LOL :)

I never said i would stop when it's gone LOL

how does one LINK rob?!?!?!


LMAO!

*smacks head*

Not again....but it's not so bad this time :)

My best one ever was saying Rob was the sexiest man on the plant ROTF

oh yeah, i remeber that one!

I just had to do it since you
pointed out my CARP moment!!

lol

I guess i asked for it lol

*doing little justin Timberlake dance and song*

What goes around comes around..........yeaahhhh

ooh JT!

**goes to play sexyback**

its new theme song for my avatar!! LOL

Yes!!! That works with an @ssshot lol

Never stop!!!! LOL

LOL

I don't seem to be able to stop screwing up ;) So no worries there :) LMAO

No hoodie, no sunglasses, no hat.
Thank you Rob!

I know right!!

we hardly get to see just him and his beautiful face, thanks Rob!

Well someone isnt doing her job right if he still has clothes on....LMAO



NAKED ROB NAKED ROB NAKED ROB NAKED ROB NAKED ROB NAKED ROB

Maybe TSH can give him some wine and loosen him up. lol

TSH can go loosen her damn hotdog up.....I just hope she doesnt bite it off..."OUCH" LMAO

I don't give a sh*t I hope she bites it off. lmao

Now back to planning how to get Rob's clothes off....

planning???? Ill just rip the crap off LMAO

Well there goes the subtle approach. lol

*Starts singing bump n grind* :)

holy mother of pearl. those eyes are beautiful. i saw the other pictures and OMG.
******swoon******
those eyes i could stare at for hours

Oh my....

**faints**

I can't believe there are only 10 comments on here, did everyone leave after the crash? I had to work today, so didn't realize there was a crash so no down time from the site for me thank goodness. Happy 4th of July to everyone in the states, have a great weekend

Rob, why are you looking so grumpy today? In some of those pics, at least.
Well....anyway.. He's gorgeous. Sexy sexy stare.. and look at those lips.. Ready for some kissing?

he's not looking grumpy, he just ready to have some hot & sweaty sex ^.^

Ohhh, you must be right! Excuse me for being wrong LOL

haha poor guy he's been reduced to a sex object,wonder how he feels about that.

haha so true...the problem is that he's so hooot.

Button fly jeans spotted!!!!!

*Jumping up and down like a 12 year old girl on the sidewalk in NY looking at RPattz*

Now if he can keep them on, take off his shirt and look at me just as he is in the above picture ... ohhhhhhh

.........overwhelming fantasies and fluttering my eyes

OMG SCank......BACK OFF MY MAN or Ill tear your eyes out and You'll never see this HUGE, HUNK with a HUGE POP and CREAM EGGS........F**K.....act like You didnt read any of that...LMAO

ROTFLMAO!

Wow ... I would be offended if I wasn't impressed.

Splash News sucks! I want that pic of Rob with the sexy eyes and they dont let us copy them dam it !

B@stards!!!..... They don't know how to share

same here i really want some of those photos the one on here you can saved but the others you can't on the websites. splash news does suck big time.

*delicate cough*

I believe I may be of some assistance, if you will permit me?

http://tinypic.com/m/4tjzuf/3

http://tinypic.com/m/4tjzug/3

You Rock :) Thank You!

wonder if he'll get tomorrow off? Will miss him this weekend...

Hotness utter hotness.I bet god makes one of him every few thousand years.....the one before him was called Adonis...they just keep improving....;-)

I really looove his beautiful eyes! :)

I know I should know this by now, but are his eyes blue?

yeah there blue. you can't tell in this photo but in some others you could see them. and they are blue.

Thanks!

Hotness is all I can say. He is so beautiful! It's just so wrong to be that hot. Okay I need to stop as it's just so wrong to feel that way too. I'm to old to feel he's hot :-)

Hey guys this is the funniest music ever, bout edward, you have to watch it!
http://team-twilight.com/20090630/awesome-heart...

Wow... Love.it.

umm.... sooo.... yeah.....
studying for my permit is COMPLLEEETTTELLY out of the question now! :P
new pictures to me is just like giving a little 4 year old a bag of dirt, some water, and a bucket! the amusment last for hours!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_872PRzAI

lol

http://i42.tinypic.com/1zefuyf.jpg

Emilie is so pretty,they look great together

Oh, that stare of his gives me shivers!

wow rob is sooo hot :D

Why, why, WHY was I wasting time on Twitter when I should've been on here looking into those SEXY eyes!!

OK, lesson learned...will check NM first before all else from now on!!

thats what happens when you cheat on nmm.org with twitter!!!

thats why im a one site gal, no twitter for me!! LOL

I never thought the day would come when I can say that I appreciate these papparazzi guys who take hotttt pictures of Rob. I'm pretty sure Summit has a hand in this for promotion purposes for this film. So thank you paps with your bad-ass cameras--in this instance (just this once), you guys have captured Rob beautifully.

(pssst..can we have another shirtless shot pretty please??? kthanksbye...)

Emilie and Rob hugging they are so cute...
http://www.shareapic.net/View-17988865-Robert-P...

Oh, please. I have more passion and sexual tension in my pinky finger.

LMAO!

very true though, me too!

they look like good friends thats all
its nice i think he needs a friend right now

Exactly, it is good that he can learn from so many experienced actors and actresses, but nothing is going on that I can see.

THANK YOU! someone gets it!

HAHA!

awww they look adorable, shes really cool though. go rob!
*waiting to be attacked*

Dude, all Kristen has to do is look at Rob and he drops his pants. And then she unknots her tshirt. It is true love. LOL

Lmao! :)

I may be the only one to appreciate this but a boy on a fixed gear bicycle is so hot. I may swoon if he rides it in the movie.

GORGEOUS EYES *_*

it's the eyelashes

more pictures,those are friggin hot

http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/07/ro...

Oh these are freaking HOT!!! That dam stare of his gets me every time....

Can you imagine waking up to this every day???

omg!!!! rob im close to new york and im gunna try and visit you!!! btw ppl who run this website and other ppl look at this link where hilary duff admits she has a crush on rpattz!!!! loll and am i the only 1 who thinks she would be awesome as kate in breaking dawn??!! o well freaking look at the link!!! put it on the website plzz


http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/du...

link was bad... :( I like Hilary Duff... I think that makes me lame! I just like that movie The Perfect Man...

plzz put this on the website!!!
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/du...

and omg rob i love you!! i live close so ill visit u dont worry but plzz evry1 look at the link!! hilary duff admits she has a crush on rpattz!!! look and plzz put on the website!! omg plzz!!!

I can't stop staring....

Damn, this man is beautiful!!

Hello there SEXY!!

WOWZERS!!!!!!!!! HOT.....LIKE ALWAYS!!!!!!
he looks so sweet in this pix!!!

Oh god-These look like a sad scene coming up in the movie-

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...

I don't remember there being a sad scene in Central Park, but that could be one of the changes they made.

Is it just me or does Emilie not seem to fit the role of the college student that she is playing? And I am an Emilie fan, love Lost.

Well, not sure-she looks young, but mature...so we'll have to wait & see..

Yeah, there's no sad scene in the park but I'm sure there's lots of changes....

Wow I love that pouty thing he does, so sexy. And oh my god those eyes, I could stare at them forever lol

This movie is going to be amazing...

I read the script...I had it for a month and I kept trying so hard not to read it but in the end, I gave in...

No wonder Rob picked the role...I can't wait...

im confused.
how do people own the script?!?!

Someone e-mailed it to...but I don't have Jenny's version so changes have been made. Hopefully not too much because I fell in love with the story.

OMG he will be the death of all us lol

lets just get it out there.
DOES ANYONE HAVE THIS AVATAR?
ok no? good (:
i can sleep peacefully now. x)

&&
[dramatic sigh in contentment]
I've finally got my ROB satisfaction for the day.
(:

Okay, so I know this has absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand, but have any of you guys seen the posters and such at fanpop.com? There's some very gorgeous fan-made pictures and posters on that site that were new to me 10 minutes ago.

Rob looks very good in these pics... but is that grey hair on his head that I see? Must be all this stress from fame at this young age. Oh I can just see the haters responing now.

OMG, he is good looking.......look at those eyes......and I LOVE the whole open shirt with chest hair playing peek-a-boo thing..........*unicorn*

I had a dream about him last night........

How I am suppose to get some work done when all I can think about is what we were doing to each other last night.

*unicorn*

*groans*

There is one thing that irritates me..Why can`t they find clothes that fit him better? Clothes that isn`t hanging around his gorgeous body but shows it off. I mean....
To show you guys what I mean, look at the shirts :

http://justjared.buzznet.com/headlines/2008/05/...

http://www.oceanup.com/2008/11/21/zac-efron-hig...

..and no... I dont like those guys, it was just to show you what I ment =) LOL


Update:
Like this!! : http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2009/03/pattin...

what a slow day.....pff

I am going to share an opinion with you guys. I may get pummeled with stones, but it is something that I noticed.

I just watched Confessions of a Shopaholic. The guy that plays the love interest, don't know is real name, he kind of reminded me of Rob. At a glance, he pales in comparison. But watching him throughout the movie, the British accent and his facial expressions and mannerisms, could not help but notice similarities.

I know it is a poor substitute, but with no filming going in this weekend, you Rob fans may want to check this movie out.

Haters please be kind. LOL

Oh, and being the Robsten supporter that I am ... Rob and Kristen both have multiple days off this weekend ... so we may get a reunion ...

Here's hopin ...hehehe

LOL you're so funny =)

Oh those eyes.....make my panties melt!

This may be an unpopular opinion, but what is the point of 100 pictrues of Rob doing the same thing each day? I think the fans and paparazzi are disrupting the flow fo this movie and from what I have read (from people on set) the director is at his wits end. This is an extremly emtional movie with a lot of key scenes and I can't see how they can concentrate with the idiots snapping and filming and talking 24/7. I blame Summit most of all, because they are encouraging the Paparazzi, wonder if they think that an press is good press, or they feel they need as much support because they don't know if this movie can stand on its own? It just seems counter productive to me, you need to have everything perfect and Rob being distracted and paranoid by the constant seige of people screaming and snapping has to be so difficult. I would rather see a few pictures of him coming in an out of his trailer, and for he to be left alone while filming. I want this picture to do well and there is a lot of pressure on Rob to define himself beyond Twilight and I just wonder if this will do it. I gurantee Rob will not be filmining in NYC for a long time, it is just too much for anyone to deal with.

Does anyone know like exactly where in NY there shooting the movie, im going to NY tomorrow and for the rest of the week. I wont assault him or try to rape him i promise! lol

I usually discribe men in terms of handsome, but he is just beautiful.

What the heck, are they trying to kill us with those close up pictures of Rob giving his intense stare?! It's like the hundredth time they've tried to do that already. Well, It's nothing working!!!!!!