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New Moon Desktop Wallpaper: Shirtless Wolfpack with Jacob!

by Will on July 24, 2009 · Comments

in Jacob Black, Merchandise, Must See, Wolf Pack

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As part of Nordstrom’s new line of designer New Moon gear, they’ve set up a New Moon-specific website, including downloads for some awesome desktop wallpapers.

Ome of the wallpapers has black and white cutouts of the entire wolfpack shirtless-including Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black!

The only negative of the desktop wallpaper is that the fashion has to get in the way of all those amazing wolfpack six/eight-packs, though.

There is also a desktop wallpaper with Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen.

I have a suggestion for Nordstrom: sell those wolf pack cardboard stand-ups. Please.

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  • i know were you can find cool cardboard cut-outs of all the characters:)
  • Well I actually believe all the Cullens are hot but Jacob is *licking finger then touching pic of Jacob* hot *the pic sizzles* gor he is good looking. love from Taylor Lautners girlfriend (at the moment till he finds some-one else LOL)

    Taylor if you are reading this i love you and will see you later tonightxxx
  • jacoblady
    Jacob is sexy as hell and i love him soooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • BiggestTwilight
    ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE! oh wait no its just an eclipse.
  • cutesweetiezzz
    I'm wondering if they're planning on selling those cardboard cut outs. If they're not I guess I'll just have to steal it then! lol
  • iheartrobpattz
    OK...now i like shopping at Nordstroms even more:) LOL!
  • IluvAlexMeraz-GF in 4/09
    One Paul, please!!
    Ohh and if you can in color, please....i like to see more than balck and white ; )
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Oh. HOT. Damn!!!!
    *clears throat*
    Umm... yea... *shrugs* I guess the wolf pack looks good.... ehhh!!!

    BUT... ROB... *drools* Break me off a piece of THAT... Jeebus!!!!
    *runs off to site to download*
  • WoW!... these are amazing!!!!!
  • NicoleTeamWolf
    Umm yea I'll take all three of those, please!

    And I'll take one of Sam and Paul too!

    That wouldn't be too obsessive would it? To have cardboard cut-outs of the whole pack in my room? Yes? Eh who cares! :p
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    shoot, i thought there were HUGE (that's what she said!) cardboard cutouts someone was selling.

    darn!

    would have been nice to have wolf-pack cardboard cutouts in addition to the edward ones...LOL
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Why does Jared look so happy?? In all of the pictures they released of him he wears a goofy smile... or at least you can tell he's having a hard time not smiling...

    IDK for some reason it's annoying me... but I don't care...we get a lovely Taycob cuteout and Paulex cuteout and that's all that really matters....
  • TWIRD4LIFE
    if nordstrom sold the taylor/jacob cut-out there would definitely be one in my room
    L=
  • Kimoppi
    I'm boycotting the Nordstrom Twilight merch...
    a) It tries TOO HARD to be "cool"
    b) They didn't even spell things correctly.
    c) Since when does Nordstrom deal in movie merchandise? It feels like they are jumping on the Twilight gravy train, which I find to be rather foul and desperate.

    When merch has spelling mistakes it leads me to believe that the company is too lazy to double check themselves and therefore the quality is immediately lacking.
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I noticed the Edward cut out first, my eye's are just drawn to him first in anything, reflex reaction!

    I bet the wolf girls love these cut outs..... *whispers even I let my eye's wonder for a quick second* if they sell these I can guarantee they won't last long on the shelves.. they will be gracing bedrooms all around the world!

    lol
  • 30yearoldtwifan
    Its only a matter of time before they sell outs! Can u imagine people coming to our house and seeing a huge Edward or Jacob cut out! LOL LMAO Eward will be right in my bed room.
  • My friend works at Nordstrom's!!!

    I am SO camping out at the store, and making her save the Paul one for me!!

    I LOVE being a wolf girl!!!!! Only the pack is capable of turning so many vamp girls into fence jumpers! Woot woot!!

    (It's TeamWolfPack with a new name. Just so I don't confuse anyone!)
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    Lovin the new name TWP! Or should that be TPTWP? LOL
  • Thanks Bean!! LOL!! I would say just TP buuuuuuuut that reminds me of Toilet Paper.

    I may tackle hug you again for my shout out. I haven't watched it in a few hours. I'll watch, scream, and tackle hug you again.

    Gimme a moment. lol
  • I love the new name!!
  • Thanks! LOL! You added Paulex to your name too.

    Damn so much for me trying to be the only one again. lol.
  • LMAO sorry!

    but heck girl the man kissed me and I ain't about to forget it anytime soon!!!

    I will be Team Paulex forever now!!
  • Cheburashkaa
    YOU KISSED ALEX???? LUCKY!!
    how??
  • YES I DID!!!!

    I am in this post....
    http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/07/alex-meraz-...
  • Cheburashkaa
    WOW! i would have like died! lmao
    i somehow managed to miss that post actually....i have no idea how. this makes me paranoid as to which other posts i missed......im so going through like all of the pages now lol
  • lol Yeah, I know.
  • don't mean to run it in!!!

    baaahahahahaha!!

    Oh but you got a shout out :-))
  • Which I am very grateful to Bean for. :-)
  • :]Bri
    DAMN!
    where, when and how can i get one of these:DDD

    a life size cut out of taylor lautner......
    ohh the wonders:)
  • neev
    OMG
    Pure hotness!
    Love that black and white theme.
  • wolfchick2_11_92
    OHEMGEE IM GONNA GET THAT HE IS SO SEXY EVEN ON CARDBOARD!!
  • TLloverr
    HAHAH IM TAKING THE JACOB ONE!!! OHH && THE PAUL ONE TOO!!!! =D
  • bellaslittlecactus
    LMAO!! I love your freaking avatar!!! Good work, you think fast... hopefully no one else steals it though....
  • TLloverr
    thank you! i love urs too! its so cutee!!! =)
  • ForeverBlack
    Now I know why I chose my name.

    SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF JACOB! Whatever her name is!

    Hey, come to think of it did Stephenie ever mention it. Hmmmm I don't think so unless I was high on cocaine but I don't do drugs so I don't se that being possible.

    Anywho Team Taycob!???
    I'm using it. :)

    Its genius pure genius.
  • ShowerMeInUnicorns(JawP*rn!)
    Setting the Record straight; I am a vampire gal and team edward

    but
    WOWZAAAHH!
    I nearly spit my water all over the computer screen when i loaded the page and BAM. toatally hot picture is right before my eyes.


    i just wana know where i can get me one of those cutouts!!! LOL
    they need to release my edwards half naked self pictures.

    AND WILL SOMEBODY GET THAT DAMN GRL AWAY FROM MY MAN? LOL
  • there's something wrong with the wallpaper! this girl just wandered into the shot! marring my view of the Wolfpack goodness! that bi...
  • bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09]
    I know! Way to ruin the view, girlie! LOL
  • Edwardlover89
    Wow, those are HOT!!
  • another_twilight_mom
    You guys are cracking me up! I only get to come on here and check things out when the kids are asleep. Hmmm. . . too bad they don't sleep more often. . . and longer. Chloroform is illegal, right? JUST KIDDING! (don't want anyone calling social services on me!)

    And yes, my avatar is a tattoo. MY tattoo. =)
  • Nessies.BadAss.Mom
    OMG, another twilight tattoo!

    *shakes atm's hand*

    ever saw this? http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/sure_why_not_...

    and yeah, chloroform is illegal. i felt suddenly terrified by the thought of what's inside your head. lmao!!
  • another_twilight_mom
    I'm not really THAT mental. Really. Just ask the voices inside my head! Bwahaha!
  • AshleyAnne5
    how dare they try to sell their fashion by having hot, shirtless, ripped men in the background... do they really think we are all that shallow?! Lol YES YES we are! I would so take the Jacob cut out and stare at it all day!
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Okay everyone, that's it...I'm off to bed now.....

    Me evil troll of a dad is making me get off the computer and get some much needed sleep...

    *Rolls eyes at the "much needed sleep" tidbit...*

    I shall return in a few short hours..... when hopefully there will be some more stuff going on...coughs nervously
    *whispers* -preferably a shirtless Rob cuteout...
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    ok...cute name and cutest little avatar i've seen!!! :D
  • teamjacobhawaiistyle
    i think that selena and him are cute together. and there is no way he is dating sarah hicks. hell no.
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Selena and him are cute together.....
  • teamjacobhawaiistyle
    i wonder if taylor lautner actually has any clue to how hott he is?

    to think about it i wonder if he has any idea how many girls drool over him.

    not that i drool...... all of the time

    LOL!!
  • i know! how adorable is he?!!!

    im glad he doesn't know he might freak out LOL!
  • teamjacobhawaiistyle
    ai yai yai. he is sooooo hott. i'm soo jelous of selena gomez. *sigh*

    oh well atleast in new moon he'll be mostly shirtless, thank god for that

    i can't wait till november 2oth i'll camp uotside the mall if i have to to get to the first showing. too bad my mall sucks.
  • bellaslittlecactus
    I heard on TV the other day that he could possibly be dating that girl named Sarah Hicks.. It was that same girl that was in the Youtube video where Tay was singing Apologize....
    I would much rather him date Selena Gomez than her..
  • for once i think selena would be better for him lol

    cos sara SEEMS like she's in it now for...ya know. fame, and cos he's hot commodity now.
  • NicoleTeamWolf
    Omg.

    Your avatar!

    Holy eight pack!

    Wanna switch avatars? lol
  • LMAO

    PFT!!!! YA WISH! :P
  • Mrs_vincent_valentine
    hang on

    that *could* be an older foto

    i hope it is

    I dont ever wanna diss jake


    EVER!
  • me neither i noticed the same thing. but still delicious LOL

    he had rock hard abs in january. i think its the weight getting to him..maybe? i never took anatomy.
  • Mrs_vincent_valentine
    grudgingly i have to say that i'm dissapointed with jake

    what happened to the stand out abs:(
  • Nik2010
    They should also sell Twi team (edward, Jacob etc...) boyshort underwear for us gals. They would sell like crazy!
  • JakesChewToy
    LOL! No kidding, we'd go through them like crazy! The last two days alone have been very rough on the washing machine...
  • LMAO so true.

    they're've been an increase in shamwow sales too.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LOL, you said it girl! It's like sexy overload around here! Not that I'm complaining, of course!!!!!!
  • Nik2010
    I was thinking the same thing.
  • theres already team taylor and team rob thongs..
  • Nik2010
    I don't do thongs. Can't get used to them. Boyshorts are the most comfortable (no floss feeling of things going in my @ss). TMI I know.
  • LMAO true..okay. make some of your own. ;)
  • AlexaET
    This is becoming crazyyyyyyyyyyyy and I love it!! hahahahaha Twilighters are taking the world by storm hahahaha...... hide haters!!!
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Yess!!! We will take over the world!!! Those haters better be keeping one eye open while they sleep!!!
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Yeah and they show us these AFTER we've spent all of our money....

    *Mommy can I please have money to spend it on a live size Jacob cuteout??*
    No....
    *Batts eyelashes*
    No....
    *Did I mention that he's shirtless??*
    Sure honey use all the money you want...
    *Takes bills and smiles mischievously behind back*
  • RussianVampire
    LOL, sounds like something I would do... Oh! I ike how you said "cuteout" not "cutout"
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Hummm, I didn't even notice that..
  • AlexaET
    Hahahahaha..... yeah sure!!
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Seriously, I wasn't even re-reading what I was typing or looking at the keyboard. It must have been my subconscious mind...
  • LOL freudian slip! ;)
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Haha I had to google Freudian Slip...
  • oh sorry..but hey you learned something! :D
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    lovin the low shorts on paulex...the shoes not so much bt its okay!
  • RussianVampire
    Hehe...Can't get over perfect abs... *drools on keyboard*
  • Ive Been Cullenized
    hey
  • bellaslittlecactus
    My f*cking jaw litterly f#cking dropped when I saw this!!! Ahhhh!!!

    I was not expecting that!!!!

    *Flat lines*
  • LMAO same here!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    OMJACOB!!!!

    PERFECTION!!!
  • Jaypat
    Ah! And she arrives.....
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL

    I usually patrol in the mornings...but I couldnt resist passing by to see this! *pointing at Tay*
  • twilightx3
    yes "perfection" is one of the most specific words i can think of to describe this beautiful creation
    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    EXACTLY! Anything better than that would be him covered with me! ;)
  • twilightx3
    or me!
    don't you think?
    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    *nudges BFF*

    yep, your boy is looking pretty fine up there....Think I may have to get me one of him, Pattinson, and Alex. LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *leaning head on BFF's shoulder, looking forward at Taylor*

    *bites lip*

    His body is perfect! Not too big, not to small...just perfect...

    *sighs*

    Taylor is enough for me!

    Damn he is hot!
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Yeah, I haven't met you either.

    *Shakes Pimsy's hand*

    I'm a newbie.....
  • Nessies.BadAss.Mom
    ..and your avatar looks interesting, blc. i wanna have that! lol
  • Your avvie makes me so happy every time I see it!

    :D

    Please comment as much as humanly possible. Your avvie is like my personal sun. Lol

    <3 <3 <3
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Ohhh, tank you sosososo much..... you guys just saying that is like my own personal sun!!!
    My self-esteem is skyrocketing..
    LOL...
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Ouch!
    Prickly fingers you got there...

    *smiles sweetly*

    Nice to meet you ;)
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Sorry about poking ya...

    *Puts little band-aid on Pimsy's finger*

    Nice to meet you to. I have heard a great many things about you..
  • bellaslittlecactus
    *Puts a reassuring hand on Pimsy*

    Nothing bad at all.... I swear on my Twilight copy..
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    You have? *arching eyebrow*

    What have you heard?
  • RussianVampire
    Me too...

    *Shakes PIMSY's hand and belaslittlecactus's hand*
  • RussianVampire
    I have yet to met you PIMSY...
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    BABUSCA!

    LOL

    Ok thats all I know in Russioan!

    Nice meeting you. Interesting avatar! I'm quite a biter too *wink*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    *shrugs*

    Well, apparently things have been said about me as well, but I dont attack anybody. sooo.....I guess we have made quite a name for ourselves!! LMAO

    No, dont take the vamp attacks away...that is who you are, and we love you for it!!

    ..err...as long as you dont attack me! *glares at BFF*

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    You're right, I doubt that it is even possible! They don't make pills for psychos like me ;)

    Attack you? Never....*wicked grin*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!!!

    RV thought you said bitter and agreed with you!!

    That was f*cking classic!!!

    OMG!!!

    *still laughing*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL! I know!



    ...and then cactus girl has heard things about me....LOL



    I guess I should cut back on the vamp attacks.
  • RussianVampire
    LOL I thought you said bitter.... not biter. I can understand!!

    LOL Sorry!!
  • RussianVampire
    Thanks for the BABUSCA greeting!! LOL Thanks about the avatar!

    LOL, I know your a little bitter... i read posts of yours when I wasn't regestered. I'm informed!!
  • RussianVampire
    Thanks!!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!!!! I meant biter...like your avatar
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    *pats BFF on the head*

    I know honey, I am there with you, he is quite wonderful to look at....

    *looks around to see if anyboy is near*

    *whispers*
    ..now, we just need a shirtless Pattinson cut out to make this experience even better!

    *wink*

    LOL
  • RussianVampire
    I don't think I have met you either...

    Hmmm... I've heard places that you have a reputation....

    Am I correct??
  • run like the wind girlfriend!


    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    *turns to see unfamiliar avatar and SN*

    OH! Um, HI!!

    Yea, I dont know what you may have heard about me but, look...

    *points to rather large halo above my head*

    I am totally innocent!

    So, unless it is a reputation as a complete angel and peace keeper, then yes, you would be correct...

    *sweet, innocent smile*

    LOL
  • RussianVampire
    LOL,

    Okay... *wink*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *giggles*

    *lifts head and looks over shoulder*

    Hmm...can't wait!

    LOL
  • you change men like you change underwear!! LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Well lets hope so! Otherwise that would be repulsive! LOL
  • LMAO!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!!!
    Nice!!!


    *still laughing*
  • OMG!!
    hahaha
  • jesslautner
    taylor is mine im taking one home ;o
  • TeamVampireDiamonds
    I don't know why but the picture of Taylor reminds me of the Pattinson/Chippendale video!

    http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/04/monday-funn...

    Does anyone see the similarity?
  • kamilovesvampires
    wow.
    I am speechless lol
    they have like a lot of products of new moon now!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    HELLO!!!

    Geeze! I refresh my screen and am met by a shirtless Taylor!!

    Hell yes!! I will take that surprise anyday!!!

    WOO-HOO!!!

    LOL
  • ugh! why can't they make one of nekkid edward?!!!!!!!! for you and the other leech lovers! /facepalm/
  • RussianVampire
    Seriously... I am in LOVE with your avatar... SO cute!!
  • "you talking to me, you talking to me?!"

    cute?! ITS EFFING HOT!!!!!
  • RussianVampire
    LOL, Your right. I underestimated it BIG time...
  • well i changed it now so...even HOTTER! LOL

    nice to meet you, babushka LOL
  • RussianVampire
    LOL

    Nice to meet you too!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    YES!! I totally agree with you!!

    *facepalms Nutters too*

    What? You think I would hit myself?!?!

    LOL
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    LOL. Priceless!
  • WTF?! YOU HIT PEOPLE?! OH THATS IT, ITS OVER!!!

    and its not hitting, just putting ur palm on your face. so your like caressing me...feels nice btw. ;)

    and i meant eddie for you and the others so they can back off on my babycakes!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    OH, honey, I dont mean to hit people, I am just a bit rough thats all. Sorry....

    *rubs Nutters forehead*

    Want me to kiss it??

    Okay...

    *kisses Nutters' forehead*

    Aw, better?

    I know what you meant! I was agreeing with you! If there was a naked Pattinson cutout I wouldn even notice Taylor! LOL
  • LOL thanks.

    as for your last comment...somehow..i dont believe you...LOL
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Did the same thing....
    My jaw dropped.
    My mom's like. What happened??
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    HA! just show her the damn computer screen and she will understand. Then, after you show her, you can help her register so she can join in the love-fest for Taylor, Pattinson and all things twilight!

    LOL
  • bellaslittlecactus
    I've been egging her to register all day...

    I showed her, she was about to go to bed...then she's like, "Never mind, I'm never going to sleep after that." LOL.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    HA! OMG..you should get her on here...so we can watch a real mom and daughter argue!! LOl

    you would post something and she will follow behind correcting and scolding you!!!

    LOL
  • bellaslittlecactus
    I know, that's sounds EXACTLY like something she would do...

    I'll talk to her about it in the morning she went to bedybi.
    I was about to go to bed when all of a sudden shirtless Taycob pops onto the screen.
    I swear I thought I fell asleep on my keyboard and was dreaming.....
    I had to pinch myself before I realized I wasn't in fantasy land...
  • crap i am sleepy cos i said nice to meet you twice. LOL
  • Mr. Darcy on the other hand is super niiiiiiiicee and sweet. the perfect gentleman! a wolf man too!

    i see him like a big brother or my wolf daddy :)
  • hey! how are you? nice to meet you. PIMSY is dangerous! i suggest you back away slowly...LOL

    nice to meet you!

    i swear im nice just a little out cos of taycob overload!!!!

    the pack girls are a bad influence. im the 1st example, so don't get too close LOL.
  • LOL yeah well the pack girls bring out the best in me. ;) /sarcasm/
    their bad seeds...i was horny before but now i shout it out LOL.
  • LOL funfunfun!
  • LOL

    wtf? wouldn't it be weird for u to have ur mom on here, know everything that everyone does?!

    i would! my mom would think im just a horny @ss b- i mean girl! LOl
  • twilightx3
    yes great it's the right word
    LOL
  • *fistbump*
  • twilightx3
    you know we have something in common
    well a lot really because she know im kinda head over heels for jacob/taylor and she knows im at nmm.org 24/7 but she wouldn't understand anything at all cuz spanish is her first language as well...
    muawhahahaha
    LOL
  • LMAO

    its great, innit??!!
  • JakesChewToy
    You mean she doesn't know??
  • i showed her pics of tay though. :) but i think she's a robward fan so /shrugs/
    she's not into twilight just appreciates good looking men LOL.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    HAHAHA!!!

    I second that notion!

    I am shocked to think that her being a horny "girl" would escape anybody's attention!

    LOL
  • she knows my love for taycob! and that i chat with you guys but hell to the no will she know about the stuff we talk about!
    besides she wouldn't get it, spanish is her first language LOL
  • Jaypat
    I can't wait to get my hands on these card board stand ups!!! But they'll be laying down.....

    Move over honey, make room for Edward!!!!

    Aw, now why does Edward have his shirt on!!! NO FAIR!!!

    Where is TSH IHOWL2 PIMSY? I can't wait to read their comments......

    *looks around*

    Oh, I see McNutter WolfPackchic and Jacobismyherion!!! Yay!!
  • awwwww im so happy now /sobs/

    *does the mike welch dance* LOL!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Aw, I get a mention!

    *does a little happy dance*

    LOL

    Bummer that the Edward one is fully clothed--man he's wearing a lot of clothes compared to the pack!

    Oh, that gives me an idea for a new slogan:

    Team Wolf Pack, cause our guys show more skin

    LOL!
  • LOL! HELL YEAH! GREAT SLOGAN!
    COPYRIGHT IT WOMAN!!!
    *chestbump*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Thanks! We can use it for the WILF merch.

    *chestbump*

    *runs to get copyright*
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    and yessssss please sell those cuts outs. ill surely take the paul one please
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    I gotta say...this is kinda cheesy!

    It looks weird.

    Now if you could get me a desktop of Rob/Edward from the new scene with his shirt off....well now....consider me HOT and BOTHERED!

    Or if you could just post a video looping Edward taking his shirt off....OVER and OVER again....i'd be one satisfied WOMAN!!!!

    Until New Moon comes out.....ofcourse!
  • Haaaaallelujiah!! Hallelujiah! Hallelujiah!!

    ::chorus of angels singing::

    le sigh....

    <3 <3 <3
  • LOL :D
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    *joins in singing*

    omfswp![oh my freakin shirtless wolf pack] where the hell are these cutouts cuz im soo stealing them
  • marrymejacobblack1234
    wow me to i love all the books i want to mary jacob and edward to both at the same time love them
  • Oh boy....I hear the wolf girls rejoicing!
  • twilightx3
    I can hear them too!
    let's just hope they sell those cardboard stand-ups...
    because if they do i'm running to their store right now!
  • JakesChewToy
    Or you could just have one made. You may want one a little more durable than cardboard anyway!
  • I want a full size Jacob body pillow!! Nice and soft and snuggly!!

    <3 <3 <3
  • twilightx3
    yes yes yes let's do it!
    even though my family is going to think i'm absolutely out of my mind just the thought of my own jacob with me.. on my bed.. dang is worth it lmao
  • I'm gonna have to stuff it in the back of my closet when my friends come over. They'll think I've gone mental as well!!
  • twilightx3
    yeah i totally understand.. trust me...
    but like i said just the thought of jacob/taylor on my bed... soothes everything else
    LOL
  • twilightx3
    dammit..
    hmmmmm....
    so do we have to wait until we find one?
    *sobs*
  • JakesChewToy
    Joey Lawrence did a ton of stuff for the first movie. I donno about this one, but I bet he keeps his raw files...
  • I'm totally on this. I'm already scouring the web for the best pricing. Muahaha. I wish Cafepress made body pillows because you can leave your design/product open for other people to buy if they want too.

    I'm seriously excited about this. I wanted to buy a body pillow anyways, and now it will be even sweeter!

    :D
  • JakesChewToy
    Yeah, now we're talking. That is soo doable. Hehehe
  • twilightx3
    okay okay let's do it..
    LOL
    i feel like if we are in a mission
    LMAO
  • twilightx3
    ohmygoodness!
    that's the best idea i have hear so far!!
    can i write my number on the list?
    LOL
  • We've gotta be able to do it on Cafepress.com or something. They personalize EVERYTHING. You can even sell your item to other online buyers. We'd just need a high resolution pic of Jacob so that it didn't turn out blurry...

    hmmm....

    ::plans new get-rich-quick scheme::
  • JakesChewToy
    We could get it to any screen printer. Is it too late to get a booth for TwiCon?
  • twilightx3
    You think we can stole that picture from the cut-out cardboard?
    because i don't want any other picture more then that one!
    *drools*
  • We'd just have to get a high-res version of it... hmm... there really must
    be a way to do this!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!!

    "le sigh"

    HAHAHHA!!

    Totally had an image of Pep'e Lepeu!! LMAO
  • "Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef!!"

    -Pepe Le Pew

    I love that skunk <3
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Hell Yes!

    He was my favorite Looney Toons character!! Even though I had no idea how to spell his damn name!! LOL
  • Nessies.BadAss.Mom
    pepe le pew..the blank skunk i was always afraid and annoyed of (lol) who hops a lot with his famous line ....le sigh..le purr.. lol .. i don't wanna be his cat, i'd rather die. lmao
  • LMAO!

    *sings* nessie's mom has got it going on!
  • I am ze locksmith of love, no?

    This little love bundle. Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. Touching, is it not? Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you. Wait for me. Wait.

    Come on darling, we must be grown up about zis thing. Do not run away from ze love!

    Hahahah. <3
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!!

    Totally picturing it! With that ridiculous accent and lets not forget the green fog of smell that follows him!! LMAO
  • hey le sigh is MY word...i think. lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    HA! Take it up with WPC....

    you can have "le sigh"...I will take the image of the stinky cartoon skunk everytime you guys say it!!

    That stinky skunk makes everything funnier, with his ridiculous french accent.

    *whispers*..yes, I did just take some more pain meds, dont mind me.

    LOL
  • LOL okay i love lepew!! LOL
  • I totally stole it from you for this moment Nutters! But I'm handing it back right now :D It just fit too perfectly. Lol

    ::relinquishes cute catch phrase to McNutters::

    <3 <3 <3
  • aww its ok. sharing is caring. ;)
  • Taycob fans need to read this post!!!

    http://twilightwidower.blogspot.com/2009/05/jac...

    It is freakin awesome!

    Why men that are alienated by their Twi-obsessed wives identify with Jacob Black. hahaha.

    <3 <3 <3
  • another_twilight_mom
    OH. MY. Gosh! I about wet myself I was laughing so hard! My husband has tolerated my obsession VERY well. He won't read the books but will at least watch the movies. He even WANTS to see New Moon.

    He didn't even bat an eye when I got my Twilight tattoo. Granted, I have his name and my kids' names on there, too, along with "Plus que ma propre vie." Because why? Well, I love my husband and my boys "more than my own life." Oh, and it's in Edward's handwriting font. I am thinking of getting the t-shirt that says, "I married my Edward." How can he argue with me about ANYTHING Twilight after that?!

    Am I manipulative? Slightly.

    If it gets my husband to put up with me talking about all things Twilight, including drooling over RPattz and Taylor (who is young enough to be my son! *cringe*), than I'll do it!

    I HAVE NO SHAME!!! LOL
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    lmao! thats freakin hilarious=)))
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    That was hilarious, especially the part about the hair growth and scent..note to self:never trust a man who doesn't have to shave LOL
  • vampiresarecool84
    Just read it. You're right it is awsome. And he obviously read the books which is more than my Fiance he just zones out whenever i start talking Twilight.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    That is so great!!!!

    This guy has some great points! Plus, anyone that sides with Jacob wins in my book ;)
  • Omg - my friend was just telling me about this blog earlier today! I loved that post about husbands identifying with Jacob. So true!!!!!!

    By the way, I saw The Ugly Truth tonight and guess what preview came on.....New Moon!!! I think my heart stopped when I saw the beach come on the screen.......my friend....a fellow Twilighter and I both died. I said before the movie, if they don't show the trailer, I'm gonna be pissed. The Twilight gods must have heard me....
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Yes, yes, yes!!!
  • Taycob looks like he's gonna pounce!!

    Pounce wolfy boy, Pounce!!! I'm ready!!

    :D Hahaha.

    <3 <3 <3
  • he can pounce on me any day, all day long!!!!!

    ....LOL too much? those damn pack girls are a bad influence on me!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Haha. Like I said, YES, YES, YES!!!!! I'm ready for some clothes-tearing all that kinds yummy goodness! Let's shred some clothes (without phasing) and get down to business.
  • LOL
  • KathyFeelsFireandIce
    BRONSON!!!!!! lol =] wolf pack yes yes yes!!!
    Haha sometimes I think im the only Bronson fan here lol
  • im not a bronson fan but W00000000T more power to you girl!! :D
  • KathyFeelsFireandIce
    Lol thanks I needed the support!! =]
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    no denying it, those r some nice abs
  • fangirl
    *groans*
  • TMI!!! LOL
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    *screams*
  • LOL too much?
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    I'm on Taylor overload right now, girl. I don't know how much more of this I can take. It's been a lot for one day and I'm still going. I'm not complaining though, I'm grinning from ear to ear!
  • LMAO me too!!!!!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    I've got the warm and fuzzies. Yeah he's hot and all but I just love to hear him talk and see him smile, he's soooo adorkable! And well, throw that damn cut-out into the mix and a girl's blood starts to boil, you know what I mean? Especially since, as WPC said, he looks like he's ready to pounce! How's that for the icing on the cake? Now if Paulex and Taycob were to do a double team and pounce at the same time...

    *heart stops. can't go on*
  • "People say Jake kept pushing himself between Edward and Bella but SHE kept wanting him around while he tried to walk away from her several times, she just wouldn't let him. So if she keeps pulling him back, knowing that he loves her, what is he to think? The obvious thing is that there's something there that she isn't aware of so he tried his best and forced her to finally see 'the light'. Even though he was hurt, at least he knew he did everything he could do so he had no regrets. And in the end, he got his soulmate anyway, even if it was in the freakiest way possible :/"

    I TOTALLY agree with you there. its so true. she did want him but she didn't realize. in the end she knew she had to make a choice cos she couldn't have both cos the two guys were making it so difficult for her to have both anyway. but renesmee resolved that.

    he took a risk and lost, knowing he would lose. i think he did know he only had like a 1% chance but he did it anyway. so MAJOR props to him. i'd be a chicken $hit and haul @a$$ away LOL
    it shows he's a figher, that doesn't give up for what he wants until he knows he can't win. just like me. :)

    it doesn't mean i like Jake less or the other characters less. their like a family to me. cos u know when u have a family they can piss u off, annoy you to no end but you still love them, support them, and try to understand why they do these things. LOL

    oh he does have regrets. she broke his freaking heart!! AND she became an immortal. which was the MAIN reason why he pushed himself, and pushed bella to see she can have a life with him as a mortal and that being immortal is BAD.
    but having her as a gf would just be the icing on the cake, like SM said. cos what kind of werewolf he'd be if he didn't hate all vamps? it goes against his nature to like vamps. so she makes it harder for him once she chooses to be a vamp but ofc in the end he'll always stick by her. thats real love right there.
    plus he's a teen, with wolf hormones. he's impulsive and makes things as he goes along. he's a noob to romance and stuff.

    "Bella may have been in love with Edward but Jake knew he loved her, it felt right to him, and he had more to lose if he DIDN'T fight for her than if he did. True, he got his heart broken but if he had just walked away he would have always wondered. Love makes us do stupid things, unfortunately. But, in the end, his perseverance paid off in a way because he knew she loved him"

    exactly! if he didn't for her, he would lose her not just as a gf but maybe as a friend and as a person cos she wanted to be immortal. that was the whole point of the book or so SM says.
    he knew she loved him but she didn't thats why he pushed her and himself. plus he wanted her mortal. the big part of it all!

    i dont like the way all 3 went about it but i can see why. plus, one is human and humans make mistakes. but even vamps and wolves aren't perfect either for however long they've been on this planet.
    and i adore jacob, flaws and all! :)

    phew that was long. LOL sorry for the report. ;)

    and YES on your last comment. lol
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    I dunno...I still don't see him as having regrets per se. Yes, he wanted her human but that was mostly because he was afraid she wouldn't be his Bella anymore, just like she wanted to make love BEFORE she turned because she was afraid she wouldn't be herself for a long time after. But they were both wrong. She was the same pain in the A$$ she always was (my interpretation) and she didn't lose herself. And on top of that, instead of being hopelessly in love with a vampire and hating himself for it, he imprinted on a vamp-human hybrid. It's kind of funny that he accepted that so easily but I guess since the narration switched back to Bella immediately after the imprint we don't know exactly what his entire reaction was. Knowing Jake, I'm sure he freaked out for a while. Who wouldn't?

    I believe that Jake loved Bella but I also believe that a lot of the pressure to save her came solely from the fact that he didn't want to lose Bella, the personality, as opposed to Bella, the physical being, especially after he became a wolf because then yeah, she'd be his natural enemy and he'd feel like he HAD to hate her. But if he saved her from becoming a vamp, even if she didn't get together with him, then at least she'd still be Bella.

    Everyone assumes that if not for Alice coming back, they would've gotten together but that's not a certainty. She considered, yes, and she knew she needed Jacob but when you have love like the love she had with Edward sometimes it's best to stay alone than settle for second best. She may have caved, especially since she did develop feelings for him and being with him eased her pain, but she could also have decided to just stay miserably alone, not settle for 'Paris', because altho she may be selfish, she could also have thought that Jacob deserved someone who would love him the way she loved Edward. We'll never know but it is a possibility people don't really consider.
  • okay y'all. dont get ya knickers in a twist. i'll explain.

    cos when i first read eclipse i was like NO JAKE YOU IDIOT STOP PUSHING PEOPLE! BELLA IS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH EDWARD, BELLA DONT KISS JAKE, EDWARD DONT PUSH BELLA, BELLA DONT PUSH JAKE THEN PULL HIM BACK, JAKE DONT PUSH YOURSELF IT AINT WORTH IT UR GONNA LOSE THEN YOUR GONNA BE HEARTBROKEN!

    LOL

    i was annoyed with all 3 and wanted to slap them all for being idiots!!!

    BUT...now that i've read SM's reason, i understand why they did what they did. still wasn't right to me. and still gets me annoyed sometimes. but im sure the 2nd time will be a pleasure cos i'll just picture its Tay and i'll be like /face palm/ most likely.

    i skimmed cos..i didnt like it. mostly b/c of jake and bella. plus school distracted me and FFs are way better than the books LOL. sorry SM.

    im a "bella is for edward but jacob is mine" kinda girl LOL.

    im still pissed with bella. breaking jakey's heart and with jake pushing himself. and edward for being a dumb@a$$!

    LOL tweedle dee and tweedle dumb@a$$
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    tweedle dee and tweedle dumb@$$--you're so silly! LMAO

    I hear where you're coming from on all that, and there were points when I got annoyed at all 3 as well. Maybe "annoyed" isn't the right word for me, mostly with Jake I was cringing cause I was so worried for his poor heart--didn't want Bella to crush him!

    I was kind of torn, honestly. There were times when I wanted Jake and Bella to be together, cause he understood her so well, and being with her was what he wanted so badly and I wanted Jake to be happy.

    Other times I thought she should end up with Edward cause they had the whole intense connection/soulmates thing going on.

    Overall, I really liked Eclipse and the whole triangle thing, cause I love all three of their characters so I was really invested in seeing what the heck was gonna happen and how it would resolve itself.

    I'm glad with the way it ended up though--Bella and Edward and Jake with Nessie. The whole "imprinting on Nessie" thing was a bit weird at first, but I love how it feels kind of meant to be in a way. I'm a huge believer in the idea that everything in life happens for a reason, and when Nessie arrived, it just felt like that was one more huge reason why Bella and Jake were fated to be in each other's lives--so he could meet Nessie, his soulmate.
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    But in my honest opinion, they BOTH deserved better than Bella. Seriously!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Well, I can understand your sentiments towards Bella and Edward, they deserve it, but I have to defend Jake cuz, yeah, Bella may have been in love with Edward but Jake knew he loved her, it felt right to him, and he had more to lose if he DIDN'T fight for her than if he did. True, he got his heart broken but if he had just walked away he would have always wondered. Love makes us do stupid things, unfortunately. But, in the end, his perseverance paid off in a way because he knew she loved him and he helped her realize it but her love for Edward was all-encompassing and there was no way she could choose anyone over him so long as he was still in her life.

    People say Jake kept pushing himself between Edward and Bella but SHE kept wanting him around while he tried to walk away from her several times, she just wouldn't let him. So if she keeps pulling him back, knowing that he loves her, what is he to think? The obvious thing is that there's something there that she isn't aware of so he tried his best and forced her to finally see 'the light'. Even though he was hurt, at least he knew he did everything he could do so he had no regrets. And in the end, he got his soulmate anyway, even if it was in the freakiest way possible :/
  • i meant their kiss in the movie!!! in italy. remember the pics?

    well thats not my fave scene and eclipse is my least fave book LOL plus i didnt really read it. i skimmed over it. but i will "read" perfectly next time.
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    I can't pass judgment on something I haven't seen yet so altho I've seen the pics, I'm gonna wait for the movie before I comment on the steaminess of the kiss. But from the descriptions in the books, to me Jake and Bella's kiss is the best, at least until BD.

    Why don't you like Eclipse? For me, New Moon was hard to read, maybe because it reminds me too much of my life, I don't know, but I really liked Eclipse and altho BD gets a bad rep from some people, I liked it. I think I prefer the last two books to the first two and I'm pretty sure Jacob is the main reason.
  • YES!!! ya damn skippy!

    but didnt u see eddie and bella going at it?! that was rough too i bet.

    dont remember jake's scene but I WANT IT TOO!!! LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    You don't remember? And you skimmed Eclipse?
    *face palm*

    Oh MC, what are we gonna do with you?
    That kiss with Jake and Bella is one of the hottest things in the whole damn series!

    *points finger down the hall, says in mom voice: go right to your room, young lady, and don't come out until you've read the kiss scene thoroughly!*

    LOL
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    How could you forget Jake's kiss in Eclipse?! When he threatened to go get himself killed if she didn't kiss him and then she realized she loved him. It was HOT! Far hotter than anything with her and Eddiepuss until BD.
  • That might be the only thing better than Taycob pouncing on a wolf girl.

    Taycob AAANNNDD Paulex pouncing on a wolf girl.

    Oh boy....!

    ::whips out defibrillator for VWL::

    <3 <3 <3
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    *comes around* Whew...that was a little more heat than I could handle for a minute. But how awesome it would be...That's a happy petit mort waiting to happen ;)
  • Lmao~~

    YES HE'S SO ADORKABLE!! GOD I JUST WANNA HUG ATTACK HIM AND KISS HIM LIKE BELLA DID TO EDDIE!!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Naw, I want to kiss him like Jake did to Bella: rough and with little restraint. THAT's how you get down with a wolf!
  • 6TH? TAY!!!!!

    TAY IS ONE FINE SPECIMEN. TAHNK YOU JORDAN, HIS TRAINER!!! WE LOVE YOU LOL
  • Nessies.BadAss.Mom
    .."One fine specimen.."

    i love that!

    he is, one helluva fine, specimen. that tay boy.
  • heheheh *fistbump*
  • team_rob_tay
    oh my gosh, tay i love you
  • Twiloverswitz
    me likey
  • nehcoal
    hot damn
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    3rd

    *Runs to find the closest Nordstrom and plan how to steal Jake stand up*
  • oh its o-tay girlfriend! dont hang ur head in shame. i was joking. you know me, a yokester. ;) lol!

    omg she does?! wth?! ugh! does anyone on NMM have it...HURRY BACK WITH THE ANSWER!

    hey any jakey time is better than no time. ;) LOL

    yes drama, action, fight scenes, love scenes, sex scenes, fangirl scenes, comedy, horror, it has EVERYTHING!
    LOL

    now we need the actors, producers, writers, etc.
    yes you can be my AD. i'll be the director TAY! (i think thats what i really wanna be in RL anyway)
    now i need VWL to write for us. she's really good.
    and i need the STARS. so that would be Effing, Mr. Darcy, hmm...who else is popular?
    altho i doubt darcy will join us. :( i'll ask him.

    and of course Will the creator of this fabulous site. or he can be like an apparition just like eddie! LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh good, I feel much better now! LOL

    I haven't seen anyone with it on here yet, but I haven't been all over the place in the last day so I'm not sure. I was confused what you were talking about at first.

    How do you know that VWL is a good writer? Have you read her stuff? I want to read it too! You want to be a director for real? Super cool! Maybe you can direct BD ;)

    LOL. Will can flit in and out in ghostlike form. Gifting us with beautiful Tay posts and helpful info. We also need Pimsy, TSH, Ceci.....there's loads more, we're gonna have a really big cast list! Be sure and ask Darcy though, he's a pretty important fixture around here!

    Our twitter posse should have a special scene too, cause that's part of the whole experience, I think.
  • tweedle dee and tweedle dumb@$$--you're so silly!" thats from my friend V lol yes im a copy cat. :P

    "I was so worried for his poor heart--didn't want Bella to crush him!" same here girl!

    "The whole "imprinting on Nessie" thing was a bit weird at first, but I love how it feels kind of meant to be in a way. I'm a huge believer in the idea that everything in life happens for a reason, and when Nessie arrived, it just felT like that was one more huge reason why Bella and Jake were fated to be in each other's lives--so he could meet Nessie, his soulmate."

    so does that mean im not meant to be with Tay? :(

    YUP i agree with that too. it was weird, when i read the spoiler (stupid wiki, ugh) and i was like WTF LOl but its cute and the FFs are great! ;) and bella got what she wanted and jake was happy then and at peace..

    i think its gonna be my fave book! fyi: i havent finished the series. just the 1st two. but i was spoiled before i read NM so i was a bit spoiled with NM but not too much thank goodness. those fu- i mean people LOL

    im a twi-noob.
    Obsession Transformation: March/April lol
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LOVE your new avi, by the way!!!! Got distracted staring at it for a minute!

    I didn't say you weren't meant for Tay, I said Nessie and Jake were meant to be. I didn't say anything about who Tay's meant for, so he's still up for grabs, LOL

    I'm a Twi noobie too! March was when I saw Twilight for the first time, and then in April I think I got the books and freaking DEVOURED them! I didn't get the Nessie/Jake thing spoiled for me, but I saw somewhere that there was a Renesmee Cullen, so I suspected they were gonna have a kid. Wish I wouldn't have known that, but that's the only spoiler I had, so not too bad.

    You have to hurry up and read the other 2 books so we can discuss! I know a lot of people have issues with BD, but I really love it. I love that a big chunk is told through Jake's POV, love all the stuff about the wedding, Isle Esme, Bella's transformation, etc.

    I really love Renesmee as a character, she's very interesting to me for some reason. I wish SM had written more after BD about her. There should be a continuation of Nessie and Jake in the future--I know there's some fanfics like that, but I would be interested to see SM's take on it.
  • LOL same here.

    oh and sry about saying yes 3 freaking times! i didnt noticed LOL it could be read wrong...lol!

    gosh ur lack of sleep takes out your naugh-tay side too LMAO
    but i'd do the same. ;)

    awwwwwww, you like me you really, really like me! /sobs/
    but seriously read the damn thing! it is HOT! and THE CLUB. WHICH IS LIKE RATED X. lol

    yes, SP sounds like a nice job. :)

    we need to come up with scenes for the NMM.org movie! get everyone to chip in ideas so i can write it down and make scenes so we can roleplay. or we can write it as a story and post it on a site. LOL

    and let who's who know if they wanna be the stars! oh and we forgot leydy. were frenemies now LOl

    we gotta give them roles too. and let them audition for which role they want.
    for example, leydy the stalker. darcy-the dashing hero. effing the w****, PIMS-the flirt, V- the queen of smut, etc.

    lmao

    but we need a story first, a plot and setting hmmm...

    i found NM CLIP 1 IN BETTER QUALITY ON YT!!!!!!! CLICK ON HD BUTTON. IT MAKES IT BIGGER. ;) ITS JAKEY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xwKaRvof4g&feat...

    im effing awesome, yes? LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LOL No worries about the "yes" 3 times thing, I didn't take it wrong.

    Naugh-TAY made me giggle! I'm really always pretty dirty-minded, I guess it just shows more when I'm running on next to no sleep. ;)

    Course I really, really like you! LOL And that's funny, cause I used that same quote with someone on here the other day. Pack mind at work again!

    All your NMM movie ideas were cracking me up! We will def. have to work on that! I'll give it some thought and let you know what I come up with.

    And yes, you are effing awesome for finding that!!!!! Well done!!! *hi-5 and chestbump*
  • i know nessie's abilities yea thru FF lol. but when i read the book, i'll find out the official ones. ;)

    yes! a happy jake is a happy Nutty!

    yes nessie is an amazing creature. =O

    yes best avie in effing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    its almost 5am here ;)

    and its okay i chat with 30 yr olds who like taycob so no biggies lol btw, im 20, going on 21 in sept. im a virgo like bella :P and like nessie

    yes! a jake movie! screw the volturi, we want jake/nessie!!!!!! well i do. ;)

    THE BEST nessie/jake fic i've read is Hands on Me which i told you to read WOMAN!

    speech pathology? awesome! i used to stutter when i was 5 and took forever to say a sentence. i would push myself and i'd run out of breath. so i went to a speech pathologist. all better now ;)....unless its jake/fabio LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    5:25 here, I should really go to sleep now! NMM and twitter are seriously f##king with my sleep schedule! LOL

    I want a Jake/Nessie movie too! That would be so cool!

    I will read the damn story, WOMAN!!! I've been wanting to, just having issues pulling myself away from you all lately. ;)

    I'm glad you're all better now. :) And yes, Jake makes me stutter too! He makes me do more than that, but those things happen in a lot naughtier places than my mouth ;) Although I could use my mouth for some pretty naughty things with Taylor for sure!!!!!!


    Seriously though, that's really cool that a Speech Pathologist was able to help you out. Just about everyone I've told what I'm doing either has a story like yours or knows someone who is a SP and loves their job. So I'm excited! It makes me happy that I'm going to do something that helps people. :)


    Ok, must sleep now. Good night darlin! We'll chat tomorrow I'm sure :)
  • LOL taaaay! still up for grabs...i have time to work on my stalking techniques. ;)

    i saw the movie in jan. but i didnt become obsessed initially. twilight had to grow on me. and took me 2 months to finish the first one cos SM isnt the best author out there. and twilight was an okay movie for me at first.

    i know! cant wait to read jake's POV. and the hilarity of the book LOL i read quotes.

    hmm, really? a lot of ppl dont like nessie at all. and im like wtf? isn't she a baby?

    ohh yes! SM please do!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I don't know how much you know about Nessie, so I don't want to wreck anything from BD for you. But I will say that she's no ordinary baby! She's so different from SM's other creations and I think that is what fascinates me. I find her ability very interesting too, I wanted to hear more about that. I think I also like to see how sweet Jake is with her and their relationship--nice to see him happy for a change!
  • no i havent read her stuff, the meanie! :(
    but she has described on other occasions what she wants to do to taycob and the way she described him. that woman is good with words i tell you! i got hot and bothered LOL

    BD? pft i wish. im only 20 and still dunno what to major in plus im failing classes, i haven't progressed much. just a a handful of credit and ugh my school life has been a mess. im taking a break from skool this fall semester.( sorry sad rant OVER)

    but my BD would be siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, fo sho! LOL (i'd probably be too busy trying to jump Tay so..maybe not a good idea)

    but im glad david won't be doing BD at least i hope not. i can't take gory stuff. but rob's looking forward to it ;) LOL

    LOL good ol' will with his tay posts...NOT lol but seriously thanks willy for the site anyway!

    ah yes TSH! duh. and KOG, PIMSY, TWP, my friend V_Jacobs_Girl. she wrote the club! which u gotta read WOMAN lots of fabio jakey action there! it should be rated X LOL.

    yes of course, all the popular ones idk, the group on twitter, etc.
    darcy loves me or so i hear so..he might! :D
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    No sad ranting, you'll get it all figured out! I'm actually back in college for the 2nd time because once I got out in the real world I figured out that what I went to school for (business admin) is not what I'm meant to do. So don't feel bad!

    Your BD would be all Taycob, so I'm down with that!!!! Of course I'd be assisting with that project too. The only problem we'd have is making sure that Taylor was not too tired to film during the day after all the sexy fun we'd have with him at night!!!!! ;)

    Btw, did you get both clips okay, or just one?
  • yes i got both clips thaaaanks!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDD

    ooh really? how old are you, may i ask? what u majoring?

    all taycob...not really. i know blasphemy LOL i just like perfection and staying true to the books which so far isn't WORKING IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE! ugh.

    oh yes baby! yum yum i want some! and im a night girl so no probs there. ;)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    You're welcome! Always happy to help out my Twi girls!

    Of course you can ask! I just turned 27, so I'm a bit older than some of you girls :) Hope you're not totally creeped out by all my Taycob lusting now, I'm not a predator in real life or anything, I swear!

    I'm going back to school for Speech Pathology. I want to work with kids in elem. schools and help with stuttering/pronunciation, that kind of thing. I have to get my master's to do it, so since I didn't major in it for undergrad before, I have to take a bunch of classes before I can apply to grad school. Sooooo, long story, but I'm in school for a few more years yet.

    I like the whole staying true to the books thing too, if I had my way, all the movies would be as long as necessary to include everything from the books, and the scripts would be the dialogue from the books as much as possible. All Taycob could be it's own movie outside these four ;)

    I'm a night girl too, as you can see cause I'm still on here at 4:30am, LOL
  • KathyFeelsFireandIce
    Lol I absolutley love your avatar!!! I laughed out loud when I read it!!

    lol sorry a bit of topic
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Thank you! I'm very proud of it. :)

    I've gotten lots of compliments on it, but I never get tired of hearing that people like it!
  • HOLY JACOB AND ALL THE SAINTS!!! LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Holy Jacob indeed! There is something quite divine about those abs!
  • check my reply to ayana about eclipse book below!
  • i thought it'd be firmer thou, harder like in january when he flashed to access hollywood. its a 6 pack now :(. i guess he gained more weight since then. and still is!! /facepalm/ BUT more to chew on ;) yummyyyyy
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    6 pack, 8 pack, doesn't matter to me!!!!! I wouldn't kick him out of my bed either way ;)

    I think Kristen likes the look of Taylor's new body too, did you see the interview with E! with the two of them? She was very touchy, and kept talking about his chest. Just got a link to a vid where she tries to unbutton his shirt, have to check that out for sure!!!
  • aww sorry i did mean ours. but when its just me and leydy we know who's "ours." LOL did that make sense?

    no apparently i dont know you that well...thought u were a calm, collected go with the flow person..idk. we just met days ago! sheesh this isn't a movie LOL

    aww i do love you...HUG ATTACK TIME!!!!
    yes i totally agree. they look like best buds or bro/sis. "bros before hos!" lol!

    LMAO omg if NMM.org were a movie....it'd be triple xxx and like ROTFL!!!!! I'D WATCH IT!!

    *wants to MAKE a NMM.org movie now*

    ya hear that will! im making a movie about yo site man! xD funfunfun!

    and...THANK YOU!!!!!!! w0000000000000000000000000t

    its fabio time!!!!! didja check my new pic on twitter? *wiggles eyebrows*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Calm and collected huh? Um, not so much. At least not where Taylor is concerned. LOL. Sorry I freaked out on you, MC! *hangs head in shame*

    I understand about "mine" and "ours" just like to give you a hard time. Huh, I guess me and leydy have that in common, LOL. ;)

    Yay for hug attacks!!!!! *hugs back*

    Bros before hos, you're cracking me up! LMAO
    And the movie idea is hilarious too! It'd be full of drama, sexy time, and hysterical, that's for sure!!!!!
    If you make it, I want to help! I'll be the AD or something. :)

    I DID see your new pic, it's delicious! It confuses me a bit, cause you and PeaceLoveSeth have the same one, but it's worth the confusion cause I get to see double hot Jakey!
  • cos she gets to be all over rob and tay! the lucky...

    rob is for leydy and tay is mine
    so we agree but for different reasons LOL

    she wasnt high just tired from filming joan jett! i do like her she's cool. oh yeah i saw the first interview. someone is on it, looking for that twitter!! LOL

    LOL OMJ. kristen is acting very strangely this year. being funny, naughty, teasing..i thought you'd be jealous. lol
    i hope it is b/c of the robsten rumors and not that she has a crush on tay. but i'd understand if she did. who wouldn't!

    yes i wanna download the clips if possible or your link so i can post it for my friends. if you dont mind..
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    *clears throat* Taycob is mine too! Did you guys forget about me?! Damn, a girl steps away for two days LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh I am SUPER jealous of Kristen!!!! Like there was any doubt about that? You know me better than that MC! LOL

    NO!!! She does NOT have a crush on Tay. She likes her Rob, she's just trying to throw everyone off. LOL. No, honestly the vibe I was getting is that they're good friends from filming together so much.

    And Tay is YOURS? What happened to OURS???? HUH???? You have some explaining to do missy! I will share with you, but you won't with me? I thought you loved me???? :(

    LOL

    I will email you the clips.
  • ME NEITHER!!!!!! HE CAN POUNCE ON ME ANYDAY!! LOL

    where?! i wanna see both!

    me and leydy for once agree on something. that were not liking kristen now LOL.
  • Nessies.BadAss.Mom
    kristen was like all over the place during that day. who knows? she maybe just missed her new moon family reunite again+stressed out with her shoot+the buzz between her and rob+the press. it was like being inside the microwave. lol i could slap her and say 'get yourself together'.
    but she's like that, eversince. very simple and cool as hell

    from the looks of it, she's just enjoying her time with her men, without old MA around nosing her.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Wow! You and leydy agree? Never thought I'd see that day come, LOL.

    Yeah, she was acting way weird yesterday. All the vids I saw made me go "What is she on?" She was really twitchy and acting like she was high or something. I dunno. Love her as Bella, but man the girl cannot do an interview as a sane person to save her life! Why don't you guys like her?

    Here is the one with E!: http://www.eonline.com/videos/v30507122001_2009...

    She's all over him, leaning on him, touching. Wonder if that's to squelch some of the Robsten rumors? Taylor says he has twitter in that interview too!!!!!

    Here is the other one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCGofbBPbt0

    She doesn't get anywhere with the shirt, unfortunately :(

    Do you need me to send you the 2 clips from NM still, or did you get them?
  • RainyDayGirl ♥Haiti♥
    oh snap! Are they textured?! Please say yes! Lol.
  • twilightx3
    1st?

    HOLLY COW!
    is that really him???
    another dream come true....
    ugh she's so lucky!
    LOL
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Congrats on first on a Wolfpack post!
  • twilightx3
    thank you very much =)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Congrats on 1st!!!
    *throws confetti and dances*
  • where are you woman?! i need those darn vids!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I just commented with the links, hold your horses! Geez! LOL

    I was on a diff. post so I didn't see your comment, and the disqus notifications email went in my spam folder. Sorry babe!
  • LOL sry, got it. thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oh no, the exclamation point syndrome LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    Check your email and tell me if the clips are coming through. Sent them in 2 different messages cause they're so big. Clip 1 email keeps saying it can't send. Trying again now.
  • yes they are! thanks!!!!!

    i showed my friend who likes twilight too but isn't obssessed as me LOL the jake/fabio pic and she's like "god bless those litte abs of his"

    LOL!!
  • twilightx3
    thank you =)
    *grabs hand-full of confetti from the floor and throws it in the air while dancing with JIMH*
  • RainyDayGirl ♥Haiti♥
    Congrats!!!!!!!!!!
  • twilightx3
    aww thank you =)
    i'm doing my happy dance right now..
    even though is midnight in here lol
    want to join??
    *doing happy dance*
  • RainyDayGirl ♥Haiti♥
    Happy dance time!!!! Its midnight here too btw!
  • twilightx3
    sometimes is worth staying awake till late =)
  • hell yeah it is!!!!!
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