God, what can I say that's clean??

"it has robpattz face & has cream inside"!!!

Your practically asking for it.......LOL

*sits back to observe inevitable smut fest....*

actually i took that quote and switched the words rpattz and cream and replace "and" with "when". basically you have a very bad translation of where i'm heading with it.

really. where does a person think we're gonna go with this?! really?!

It took me a second to get what you were saying, switching those words around... When I finally figured it out I'm like "ooooooh my goodness!!" ::covers ears and closes eyes::

Sooooo dirty.

Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!

Hahahah.

yeah i dont get it..care to message me the clue? LOL

this is kinda like Blues Clues or where in the world is carmen san diego?!

Okay... I'm going to put together a puzzle you must solve to figure out TBN's dirtydirtydirty comment...

original line =
**RPattz** face !!and!! has #cream# inside

puzzle pieces =
**cream**.........#RPattz#...........!!when!!

voila!

hope that wasn't ridiculously confusing... lol.

::still giggling over that scandalous switcheroo::

<3 <3 <3

wow that was a fantastic puzzle i definitly enjoyed solving it lol

i know! i have to give WPC some props for that one!

Ok, it took me a few mins then I got it.... SO WRONG!!! So so sos so wrong!

LOL. oh i love it! while i was gone you put together a puzzle to help team taycob! thanks so much, WPC! ;D

I don't get- ohhhh! DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!!!!

gee. why do i keep getting this reaction? what did i do? ;)

Haha..its okay...It's not THAT dirty...LOL

*sigh of relief*

thank you! =)

LOL Your welcome! *thinking about how proud I am of myslef to have helped someone today*

LOL thanks.
i kinda figured it out on my own though but now i feel dumb for asking. :P

can someone please explain this puzzle for me...i really dont get it and i feel really stupid

I'm sorry bml. But I can't explain it any clearer without just straight out writing that scandalous sentence. But don't worry, you're not missing much. Just TBN's smutty wet dreams, lol.

<3 <3 <3

*ahem*

MY smutty wet dreams?!?! ?!?!

this is child's play compared to that!

Dont worry TBN. We're all dreaming the same thing. You're just the one who said it out loud, haha.

i've read worse LOL

ok...well...

*thinks it over*

technically i didn't "say it...out loud..." LOL

i...uh...hinted around to it with a puzzle of some sort. still, that gets the point across and beats gettin modded! ;D

yeah...i made it difficult to understand to avoid *mod*ification. lol

but really...

*guiltfully points at the original sentence*

come on! ;)

indeed, i knew someone would. ;)

LOL!

Knew I could rely on you to prove me right! :)
This was always a one way road....

*bows graciously*

at your service, sparks. ;)

Oh my! LOL! Thats hilarious!

thanks! =)

*looks around to the astonished masses*

"see? a few people around here find it funny!"

Remember mermaids?? I found this JUST for you! :)

http://www.fancyflours.com/cookie-cutter-mermai...


LMAO!!

OMG!!!

you are amazing!! thank you so much!

from now on, i'm handing out MERMAID COOKIES! lol

Hi MB! *hugs*

We're finally awake at the same time!

God, I'm so bored....

To be honest, I think I've had enough Rob sweetness for one day, think I swallowed too much creamy filling ...

It made me giggle too =:o)

sweet! ;)

Who couldn't!!!?!?!?!?!? and people are liars if they don't find it funny or they have their pannies (or boxers) in a twist. ;P dude even I could get that meaning. gosh hahahhahaha hilarious. and we ALL are thinking the same thing.

THANK YOU! :D

CHEESE & RICE!!!!!!!!!! MB you dirty girl!!


I know right! what the F were they thinking with this post?!?!?!

*bows head*

whaaaat? i couldn't help it...

*looks sheepishly over her plate of mermaid cookies*

want some? :)

HALE YES!!!

*grabs handful*

what?? I wanna save some, ya know, for later! ;)


*talks with mouthful*

these are really good btw!!! lol

hey, couldn't have done it without that snazzy cookie cutter you got for me!

and to think, WPC says I'M the one with smutty wet dreams! does she know where she is?!?! ;)

HA!!

and your welcome! too bad I couldn't find ya any old faithful cookie cutters!! lol

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

you know, i was thinking earlier:

"what are the odds of me finding an old faithful cookie cutter online?"

i'd say it just wouldn't look right. or maybe--it would look TOO RIGHT! ;)

ROTFL!!!!!

way, waaay TOO RIGHT!!!!!

*still laughing*

well well well, looks like i wasnt the only one thinking the same thing around here! LOL

not. at. all.

when you have two things that are that delicious combined, you know you're headed for a dirty train of thought after that!

my train left the station back when Twilight first came out. its been loooong gone.

mine still hasn't come bak ;D

oh mine too girl! pshhh, i dont think its ever comin back, it never asked for directions...LOL

hahaha yeah mine disappeared off the face of the earth.

Such a shame

**sarcasm**

Mmmmm twilight and chocolate, my 2 favorite things!

Anyone seen them in Canada??

well at least this is an excuse for girls to "eat" Rob up lol

Yes....

One of a MILLION excuses to eat ROB up!!

I eat ROB up.....daily.

Granted, it's only with my EYES.....but TRUST ME

He is devoured on a DAILY basis.

Mmmmm....yummy

*licks her lips*

LOL that reminds me of a song called: Eat you up, by BOA.....

ummm . .eww . . . is this sopposed to had been taken nasty or am i thinking like a team prev for a moment

exactly what i'm thinking. is she mean eatin UP??!?? like Up/?? or like eating him like a canable hahahaha or like someone with determination who could get to him first ;D

lol . . . so I am not the only one who thought of it like that

No you are not ever since the "cream" and robert comment i haven't been able to get my mind out of the gutter. and with the jacob shirtless and the couch. HOLY $hi* hahahaha

i know . . I have been thinking the same way too.

sadly this is prolly the closest we can get to 'eating; him up :(

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ SMUT FEST!

I just want to say....

**** ( edited by moderator ) ****

and that's all I have to say about that. :-D

LMAO!

I expected nothing less.....with that name your hosting this party!!

LMFAO! HALLLLLEEEEEEEE YEAHHHHH!

**** Starts a conga line while tossing New Moon chocolates & unicorn cookies in the air ****


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM PERV!

LOL!! Online conga!!

Good thinking....burn off the cals while shoving down the chocolates....!

All the excuse I need......

Tonight...we're all honorary team perv members...LOL

LOLOLOL YES!

We've ALL got a bit of TEAM PERV in us

*winks*

lol

If they noticed that....well all I can say is that this thread is going staight to hell. lol

LOL

It was never going any other way.....

and it already started....we are on the highway to hell.....haha

Since we're going to hell.....

*singing along*

"highway to hell........"

**destination flashbacks*** OH NO WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE BECAUSE NMM.ORG WILL BE SHUT DOWN!!!

**Not literally, Because i save the day/***

Not i wish cause then me and rob.....

gosh get out of the GUTTER ALICIA!!!(good side)

no alicia don't you like it here. you get images here(bad side)

i side with the bad side.

hey, i like your avatar don'tdrink, that's the way this picture is meant to be :D

I'll observe too!
*brings popcorn*
Some things these ladies say are just too funny!

*Grabs handful of popcorn*

Oh yeah, there a real crack-up....

LOL maybe the mods are getting bored and figured that was the perfect opener for some action!

But this twilight merchandise thing is starting to get out of control...whats next? cullen crest cereal? or for those smutty minded...vampire sparkle condoms?

Considering how horny this fandom is, condoms would be very profitable LOL

Thats so true LOL... I call dibs on manufacturing them

RMG!!!
WE GOT A NEW BUSINESS VENTURE!!! VAMPIRE SPARKLE CONDOMS

lmao

YES my friend! Im thinking a little gift basket with chocolates, cream, and sparkly condoms, throw is a few vamp scent candles, some pattinson pics to start the mood and weve got ourselves a best seller!

don't forget the cookies!!! ;)

*Gasp* how foolish of me! of course cookies!

And the basket will have a lovely little unicorn gift tag

oh my...ummm...i think we can be the lab rats for this new venture..i dont mind testing out the qualities of the gift basket *innocent grin*

can we wrap it in glittery cellofane?

LMAO! yes lets get this into production asap i wanna test it out!

LMAO

You may joke......
But that will probably be a future post......!

Can they post it on this site? No need to corrupt the under age nmm.org-ers into rushing out to buy stacks of condoms!

LOL

Honestly, I'm pretty sure it won't come to that!
SM would never go for it.

Have you heard some of the youngsters? I think their more likely to corrupt me!! LOL!

LOL i must agree...i dont think i had visited the gutters before coming on here! :D

Some of the tweeners on here would shock the life out of us grannies...

Though I would imagine any female, 0-100 would turn to mush in the presence of the RPattz... LOL!

LOL

I read some comments & think- I have underpants older than you!!
LOL!

And then I remember I was probably the same at that age....

plus, the blue ribbon on the right under the faces looks like its saying "sexy bar" (instead of sky bar) lol!

LOL So it does! As if its needed....

Would you eat it or save it? that would be a tough desicion, but you could get six...two of each. jeese next thing you know they'll be selling twilight computer games or pizza (wait, that'd be cool...)

LMAO

Since when we're you a sit back and observe type when it comes to smut :) LOL

No surprise you're top of the smuttiest post in NMM history :) LOL

LOL!!

I guess I like to be on top after all..

Sometimes I just like to watch other people.....comment. :)

...in a Haley Joel Osment voice......

i see perverted people....

*pointing to Sparks*

LOL!

Your point?.......

Wait.....Is that coming from this sites No.1 FF Pimp?!

So not only do we get to have Rob between our sticky pages we also get to eat him as well....Sign me up for this as off now! LOL

Where is Effing normally she would be all over something like this LOL

mmm chocolate I love milk chocolate! My heart desires an Edward chocolate to lick and bite. Mmmm I'm sure it will be delicious since it's creamy from inside!

chocolate makes happy.....

* points to screen and says, MINE!!!*

*singing; i want candy...*...

LOL :D

Believe it or not it is the Bella one that is "cream filled" so that's even worse!

*Imagines first interaction w/ candy in the style of Darkward*

Im looking at that shiny f*cking wrapper and just to dying plunge my hands into it and just smell and taste all the cream and chocolate. Just getting my hands on it and f*cking basking in it. Just one look at that wrapper and I could tell it f*cking wanted it. And my candy Edward felt so f*cking sexy pressed up mouth in my while chewing I just had to have another one. lol

Im not crazy. lol *Darts eyes around*

wow...someones completely engrossed in the ff smut world! LMAO....id like to think i did that to you and i am extra proud!!! LOL

THANK YOU!!!

Jess the world of smut is beautiful, just beautiful. lol

i agree...i cannot live without the world of smut...i am serious..lol...

enjoying your imagination..gosh; *running to read my favorite fic now*

*yells, i am coming Darkward*

You nailed it, girl! That's exactly Badass Edward style (I seem to recognize a few lines here and there....)
Nice!!

hey dutchie! *hugs*

*sigh* gotta go to work. i'll be back this afternoon though when you're probably getting ready for bed. haha.

Hmm... bummer! Don't you ever not work??

Well, have a good working day. Maybe there's a new post when you com back!

yes...i believe those are the times i'm either partying or sleeping! ;)

i'll hope for that when i get back!

*hugs goodbye*

I know!!!

I love when he says "F*cking basking in it" for some reason.

Chocolate Edward better watch out. lol

LOL.. I know what you mean, and I love the ways he uses the word sh-t, like "That sh-t pissed me off".

Hell I just love all his profanity!

That's what dark Edward is all about, we girls seem to just love a bad boy...

Me likey unicorn candy...

are you on twitter? if so add me! my sn is the same here and there

ROTF

Are you sure you're not the Angst goddess here under another assumed name :) lol

LMAO!!!

Yeah right!!!

I'd be slapping myself and demand I finish chap 50.lol

LOL "my candy Edward felt so f*cking sexy" is EXACTLY so WA.

OH I bet Jacob's bar *giggle* is filled with strawberry cream *wink* mixed with spicy chilli so it would be the perfect liason between sweet and HOT, all covered in smooth dark chocolate ;D
And when you bite in it it's liquid so the tasty filling spills and slowly fills your mouth... oh my ;P

*Gulp* *gasp* *gulp* they should hire you Niki to do the commercial jingle for his chocolate bar *wink*

and to think Niki that a Jacob bar doesnt take that much unwrapping from what we've seen. I'm so getting one and i hope i get the golden ticket.

OH!!! Now that we just recently learned Tay likes reeses puffs:

"Tay..YOU got chocolate in my peanut butter!" "Well, YOU got peanut butter on my chocolate!" ":mmmmmmmm" "mmmmmmm" "Two Great tastes that go together."

Heck yeah I should do the promotion for everything Jacob related because I surely know how to sell his...ahm...advantages ;)

No not much unwrapping needed here... you just lick your lips once and the wrapping practically jumps off...hihi

LOL
im so buying some to get the golden ticket! whoever finds it, wins Jacob's treasure! LMAO *ahem* ;)

Oh yes! We can count how many licks it take to get to the center though!

But doesn't it last loooooong... verrrrry lonnng!!!

:-D

Ugh howly...didn't you pay attention?
You need to BITE in to get to the tasty center ;)
Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............YUM.
;D

Oh yes! But licking is good and much better than biting, no??

*wicked grin*

Yes yes...because you don't spoil the fun by licking...you can enjoy it waaaaaaaayy longer ;P

I am thinking we need to rate this conversation R rofl...

Maybe they should have one of those enter signs must be over the age of hahaha

Oh Hunny this convo is going straight to hell!!!

Mods may need to get their hands dirty to delete or edit some!!

HA! They should have thought of that before they posted creamfilled HOTTIES on here rofl

can we melt the chocolate ONTO rob or taylors body then proceed to lick or bite it off...?

Oh I am in!! Who gets to lick what???

*jumping in the seat like Hermione Granger*

LMAO.. Settle down Granger!

and since it was my idea i get to lick all the good spots ofc!!! i might be generous and give you his back...upper back that is!

Ahem, you can keep Rob and Wolf Girls can get Taylor -

Dibs on all the good stuff! *wink*

There!!! I have called my dibs!

Good stuff...secondary wolf characters im guessing...well if i can have rob i suppose i might be able to go w/o alex...damn!

LOL NO!

Good stuff = Wolves' good stuff - you can have Rob the whole...

We get Pack :-)

ok ok i give in....but can i PLEASE have on quick licky of alexs abs :( ?

Bite robert pattinson's one and get the cream???!!! on your mouth?! BRB

HEY!!!!!!!!!!! Stick to your Jasper and leave my man alone......Thats MY cream SCANK LMAO

Hey, i prefer my man, but mixing with chocolate?? he's just asking for it!!! hale, he's shouting it!!!! LMAO

LMAO!!! That was too funny!

but am i right or not?! LMAO the idea is too appealing to let it pass

It sounds amazing! Now if they made one with Jackson's face...I don't think we would see you gals for awhile. The thought alone probably makes you faint. haha

mmm, recovering myself after the idea... well, if there where one with jackson's face i'll gladly die of diabetes!! LOL

LMAO!!! At least you'll die of happy-smut-filled thoughts. ;)

Mmmmm Werewolves are HOT, they Melt in your Mouth not in your Hand!

OMG THAT IS SOOO FUNNY ROFL

Wow...i wish that they would actually taste like Taylor and Rob....then i'd buy tons! LOL

LOL. that's the funniest thing i've read on here! if they came in actual man flavors. MMMM!!!!

OMJ if they did i would weigh like 3,000 pounds by now!! I will take a house full of Alex candy bars please!

y'mean, i get to lick and nibble rob ??

the hottest guy in the planet in a choco candy ??

thud!!!

You dont get to lick or nibble anyone.....HIS MINE SCANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

I know this is random, but this is the most recent post and I feel like venting a little. This week the media have been obsessed with pitting HP and Twilight against each other. Several websites have posted articles trying to get opinions on which series is better and all that. The HP fans have been very rude and critical towards us, calling us a fad, immature teenagers who only like Twilight because of RPattz and we are all "romance deprived." They also said some really nasty things about Stephenie's writing.

I personally do not understand why it has to be a competition. I could pick on HP until the cows came home, but their movies do freaking rock.

I just went on an article about how well HP6 has done this weekend, and the HP fans sound EXACTLY like us. They are full out debating on whether the movie was any good. Some hated it, some loved it and so on. But yet they want to pick on us when we debate on Team Edward/Jacob/Switzerland, and so on.

I'm just fed up with people hating on Twilight lately. Just because it is a romance and has some hot cast members. And if I hear one more media reporter chick say that only teenagers like this series, I am going to throw one of my Twilight books at my tv and break it.

I'm having anger management problems this weekend. Sorry.

The only reason that they are even discussing the HP vs. Twilight issue is because news media has become a watered down pile of useless drivel. Why discuss war, famine, economical strife, education, or politics when you can ask "Who wore it better?" or try to pit one group of people reading against another group of people reading?

It's really ridiculous to pit HP against Twilight because it really is apples and oranges. The styles are different. The topics discussed are different. The eventual goals of the plots are different. Instead of trying to make a big stink about it, let's celebrate that both series have gotten millions of people reading more than magazines. That's a wonderful thing.

Oh, I completely agree with you. I have absolutely nothing against HP. I have not read the books, but the movies are great. It's just been overkill this week. Who's more popular? Who will stand the test of time? It is ridiculous. And some of the fans and their opinions are really annoying. I know I shouldn't let it get to me.

But when you have HP fans that obviously know nothing about Twilight, making remarks based on what the media is feeding them: only teeny boppers like Twilight and only because of RPattz and TLautner.

But anyway, I'm better now. I think I just need some Rob or Kristen pics to settle me down. Comic Con is never gonna get here. LOL

I agree. It's crap they keep pitting them against each other, especially if you like both series. Plus it's not just teenage girls who like Twilight. I'm 25 and my mother is 43 and we're both big fans and my brother is 12 and he likes the Twilight books as well.

I know. I'm 30 years old and everybody at work picks on me. They say I'm a 14 year old trapped in a 30 year old body. I just tell them that they go see all the superhero movies and Star Wars and Star Trek and Transformers, so how are they any different then me? LOL

i agree with you lady @cullenfanatic.. people hate on twilight so much and for what i don't know.. i personally love HP; but i agree that this new movie wasn't great..i was bored in the theater and fell asleep..i later went to Borders and got some twilight merchandise after watching HP and a lady in there said she recently got into the saga and that her 77 year old mother even loves it...i mean HP fans need to stop hating..it's not healthy.

twilight is more realistic than HP is; but i would never hate on it. HP and twilight are different stories; just the same genre (fantasy); so i don't get the comparisions and hate. i think it's stupid; and i bet you CF911 that NM will do way better than this HP.. yeah; it will be good to rub that in their faces..lol..

I MUST try one! I love chocolate, so this is perfect for me! + It has Rob's face on it. Yum! I doubt it will come to Norway, though..

Hmmmm... Rob is as tasty and sweet as chocolate...

And the creamy filling of course....well you just swallow!

I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT YOU SCANK HOE.....LMAO

Nope (popped the p)

I just love the way it melts on my tongue and glides smoothly through my trhoat....

*narrows eyes* @ the invectives

I'll just pretend I didn't read that.... LOL

LMAO

*blushes*

Nice! LOL

*blushes a little too*

LoL

You said what everyone was thinking L, niiiice! =P

*Innocently*

What do you mean?? I just love chocolate...

LOL

Yeah, don`t we all.......

just like we all love unicorns.....

hahahaha,,,that was AWEsome! You are cracking me up girl! Don't forget to lick the extra filling first, and then swallow. ;)

Suck it, bite it, lick it... savor it... and then swallow. LOL!

LMAO!!! This is too funny, the smut is so bad. haha

Can you blame anyone? We're all friggin' bored. No new posts and we're stuck with this one.... Rob, chocolate, cream filling: you do the math!

It's all good fun though, good cheap fun!

Now... a new post, please!!

I know, we need a new post!!
I'm kinda glad though, it's giving me time to catch up on some other things. But watch , when I leave, there will be a new post. Happens everytime. lol

Yup, that's just my luck too... I'm catching up on some ff right now. A few more hours and it's bedtime again....

Tomorrow will at least give us some news about Peter Facinelli, Alex Meraz and Justin Chon who were guests at Film & Comic Con London. I know a few of the NMM-ers went there and have lots of pictures, yay!!

Oh yeah!  I think TSH went and a few others.  I love our NMM group.  :)

I am scanning pictures and uploading from my camera right now....give me 30 mins.....

Will better be awake to make the posts!!

You go girl!

You know, I'm still jealous... think I will be even more jealous when I see all the pictures!

*folds arms, taps foot*

Think I have to give Will an emergency call to make sure he makes these posts!

WHO IN THE HALE TOOK MY DAMN IDEA??????? HUH hUH?????? YOU FRICKEN SCANKS........DONT GET ANY FUNNY IDEAS DAMN IT....THATS MY CREAM FILLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Friends share :) LMAO

LOL getting fiest for your man! I don't balme ya!! If there were Alex chocolates i would be doing wonders w/ them right now! LMAO

OMG CREAM FILLING!!!!!!!! CREAM!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!

THUD

Rob=yummm
Rob in chocolate= yumm yumm

Now I'm craving chocolate!! *Laurent's voice* So mouthwatering...

*goes to find this delicious chocolate..*

Omg -kay- Your comment was pretty funny! I know so mouthwatering!

ummmm.....so mouth watering exactly.....
*thinking, how many licks it takes to get to the center???????*....

*licking lips..*..this conversation needs to be rated like someone said previously..lol

*Yawning* I am dying of boredom here. NMM.org, there has to be something going on somewhere. Some skantilly clad pics of Rob leaving Kristen's hotel room, or Selena Gomez with a baby bump. Just spreading the wealth for the wolfgirls.

Something people, give me something besides chocolates at Blockbuster.

Seriously....and I had to work today of all days!! :( Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This is not fair. I go back to work tomorrow and I know that there will be a million posts that I will not have time to read and keep up with. I am off TODAY and no posts.

Ohhh the frustration.

GRRRRRRrrrrr! and yesterday was sooo good too!

maybe thats it....There was a bunch of news yesterday..so no news today?

Yeah, we are being punished!

Didn't we get like ten posts Friday? What happened, did all the Twilight cast go hide under a rock somewhere? Somebody get a picture of it so I will at least have something witty to say.

"That rock makes Rob look so sexy."

lool u guys r funny.there is news on twitter bout robert and kristen at the terminal 5 Bar in NEwyork..5 plp claim to have seen them in the vip roon with Ed Westwick from Gosip girl, and bunch of other celebz..but there ws a guy who wrks for a record label who vows he saw kristen and rob together drinking and smoking and chatting to a short guy..am thinking ED..looollso ders some news..nd ohh yah i jus came 4rm the london comic con i have to say peter is really sweet..nd ALEX MEREZ IS SUPPPERR FUKINNN HOTTT SEXYYYY AS HELLL..he smells nice too..lol

Why mess with me like this? I'm like a kid in a candy store when it comes to Robsten news. Is this BS or for real?

One day is normal, wait until you go 3days & you start rocking in the corner! LOL

He did post like 15+ over last two days. Its only fair we let him have a day off!

you mean rocking in the corner & pulling your hair while chanting "find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place.."???

LOL

LMAO!
selena gomez????? WTF?!?!?

*Shrugs*

I making up sh*t out of thin air to keep myself entertained and since Tayez doesn't get any tabloid scandals thrown their way, I figured I would be generous.

gotcha!! good plan!! lol

If they are going to make this candy realistic, then it should be life size and anatomicly correct.

just sayin

LAUGH MY F*CKIN A$$ OFF

Oh thats the best comment I've seen in weeks...

*stands behind Tch in queue for chocolate robs*

Orderly Queue Girls, Orderly Queue!

lol

Haha I love that! Hilarious!

ROTFL!!!!!!

YES! YES! Yes they should!!!

CREAM FILLED ROB CHOCOLATE?

*mind explodes with smutty thoughts*

Are you sure that sound was your mind exploding???

ROTF

*looks down at fragments of underpants scattered around her feet*

Oooer...

LOL

I knew it.....filthy perv...i can't be seen talking to you...it'll ruin my
image!!!

*readjusts halo*

*wipes chocolate from chin*

Halo? since when have haloes been red and horn-shaped?

LOL!

*hands nicnixs a RobFaceCream and a tissue*

Enjoy! LMAO!

*makes warding off gestures*

No no......i'm on a diet...creme filled Rob chocolate is just God's way of
testing me!!! *shakes fist*

I am strong enough to resist!!!!!!!! lol

*grabs nicnixs virtual mouth and shoves choc in*

EAT IT! If I'm going down, I'm taking YOU with me!!!!!

LOL!

Whoa!!!! You never mentioned anything about going down before!!!

That's just fine with me *wink*

yummy ;)

Seriously Nicnixs... whenever there is Rob, there is always a chance we will...cough... "go down"...

*stares-blinks-stares*

*blushing*

Well.....i guess i might be alright...if he asked nicely

*plays with sleeve nervously*

ROTF

LMAO!! Asked nicely? Go on out of that - the guy would only have to click his fingers and point and we'd all be grabbin those kneepads and going for gold!

*shocked at her own smutty comment*

I am shocked too!!!! Ok...maybe not :) lol

*prepares to carry a cushion around everywhere on the off chance*

You did however just bring some very smutty fan fic to mind :) How happy am
i that i printed it off and brought it to work :) Wooo!!!

wow, exploding underpants!
Maybe these chocolates should come with a warning something like
WARNING: May cause underwear to spontaneously explode. Be aware of location at the time of consuming.

Hey Esme - I'm going into meet your beloved hubby tomorrow! Very exciting!

ok ok rub it in! ha ha.
Give him a big kiss from me (shouldn't be too hard LOL)
Ill be expecting a full report.
Have fun *tears*

If that's going to make your mind explode then you need to see the pics on the link from my last posting about the bookmarks.

Forget the chocolates, forget the bookmarks and this will make more things EXPLODE!!!

Lets just say I had some very, very nice dreams about our lovely Mr. Pattinson.

*ears perk up*

What pics??

THIS!!!! Why hasn't anyone shared this before or am I a late comer to this?

http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php...

I've only started chatting (and stalking)...

** as I look down at my flip flops in shame as my ears turn scarlet**

about Rob for the past couple of months but I sure as heck would have remembered these pics!!!!!

Oh yeah i've seen them LOL

He wasn't so buff then...but i prefer that lol :)

camera didn't go far enough down *wink*

Oops double post :)

But the camera didnt pan down enough is worth saying twice LOL

nicnixs, I am so disappointed with you. You knew about this and didn't share?!?

What are us girls who are closet smutkittens to do without guidance from our more experienced posters!!!!

Give me three months with him on a high protein diet, muscle resistance training and my personal style of cardiovascular exercises *wink* and his chest will NEVER need to be air brushed again.

Ah seen them... I wasn't into them really... too weird...i prefer imagining!!!

Thanks for the link though! Always, always bring them on!

P.S. Is that a real rob in your pic? Lucky you!

HECK YEAH!!!!! I was a calm stalker and was handsomely rewarded for my goodness. I shared the joy with my fellow NMM.org gal pals.

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/07/robert-patt...

Would you believe seven other web sites picked up the story from NMM.org?  Yeah, I'm still glowing over last Friday.

A little late dear, but better late than never. Some us lucky gals (like me) already own the movie on DVD..so we get to see his holy "tucked" hotness when ever our hearts desire...

BTW, it's also a beautiful film, and Rob's best acting by far..IMO anyway.

This movie is coming close to where I live and wonder if it is worth seeing, only for its artistic value of course.

Nothing to do with Rpatzz... as my laptop explodes

It's totally worth seeing-it's breathtaking...

Thanks, I will plan on seeing it then.

Good for you! Hope you enjoy it!

yummm...Rob and chocolate...two of my fav things in the world...
hmmmm....heaven

This is a little song I think They should do to help sell this candy (they don't need any help, lol)

*Beat: poker face by lady gaga*

Rob Rob Rob Rob
Jake Jake Jake Jake
Kris Kris Kris Kris
Rob Rob Rob Rob

I wanna eat eat-em like they do on Halloween.
Buy-em and don't let no body else get a piece but me, I mean it
It's just plain luck I get Jacob from the store
I'm just happy that their not sold out if they was I would roar

Oh, oh, oh
I got to bye, noooooo lie
Oh, Oh, Oh
I got to bye, noooooo lie

can't get my, can't get my
No they can't get my jake candy
(She's got to love that candy)
can't get my, can't get my
No they can't get my jake candy
(She's got to love that candy)

J-J-J-Jake candy,J-J-Jake candy
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
J-J-J-Jake candy,J-J-Jake candy
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)

Please don't tell me that you love me
Kiss or hug me
Cuz you bluffin' eat a muffin'
I don't care if you hungry, you aint gon get my jakey candy

Just a like fan outside a movie set
Take you kiss up and get out my face
I promise this, I promise
this candy is only for me

can't get my, can't get my
No they can't get my jake candy
(She's got to love that candy)
can't get my, can't get my
No they can't get my jake candy

can't get my, can't get my
No they can't get my jake candy
(She's got to love that candy)
can't get my, can't get my
No they can't get my jake candy

can't get my, can't get my
No they can't get my jake candy
(She's got to love that candy)
can't get my, can't get my
No they can't get my jake candy

J-J-J-Jake candy,J-J-Jake candy
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
J-J-J-Jake candy,J-J-Jake candy
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)

J-J-J-Jake candy,J-J-Jake candy
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
J-J-J-Jake candy,J-J-Jake candy
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)

J-J-J-Jake candy,J-J-Jake candy
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
J-J-J-Jake candy,J-J-Jake candy
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)
(Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake)

very good. but i need help that desnt have anything to do with the new moon or chocolate or anything. HELP ME. ugh I just watch the most awful movie on the face of the earth- the changeling.
Could that ever, EVER happen in real life? What happened to those kids. That AWFUL thing that went on there at that "ranch" place. I feel like never letting go of any little kid I see. someone PLEASE answer me. I am going crazy. could that EVER happen?

Sorry to break the news to ya . . . . but it IS a true story. It HAS happened before . . . . so keep your eyes open. Every day kids are being taken away and killed . . maybe worst. (Not to scare you or anything. Not everyone's a super child killer)

ugh thats so AWFULL! just maybe for myself to get some sleep tonight...usually 14 year olds arent likely targets.....?

ummmmmm . . . . they are . . 13-17 are very likely targets . . . have a good night sleep . .
:)

:0!! but in the movie the boy was like 8...?

Well, true. He was just dumb enough to get in a car with the crazy man, no one told him to "Don't trust strangers". Most kidnappings happen around the age of 8-17. Most are females. (there are some nasty people out there.) but if you have a boy, that doesn't mean you can let your guard down. Lots of teen are kidnapped every day. Here in Memphis I swear there has been a lest 2 kidnapping a week. (Memphis sucks, I know)

LOL excellent song.

thanks . . . . it just came to me one day

Mmmm we can make Chocolate Sauce using Jake now :D

LOL
OMJ your here?! its a miracle! the apocalypse must be here, right?

Rob's look on that pic *sigh*
He dazzles me ^^

That makes two of us!

His face just screams "bite me"! LOL

Glad I'm not alone! LOL
Bite ME! ^^

OK Chocolate and Taylor on it???

I am eating with eyes closed and with soft music playing in the background with dimmed lights!

I am SO going to taste it!

*googling the term "Chaske", "Cream", "Chocolate"*

LOL!

Like you haven't done that already.....!!

*whistling randomly*

What? Me? Done that?

*innocent look*

No! But would love to do that again - oops I didn't say the again word!

Ha! I know you know that I know....
We could always check your online history......

*momentarily confused by Sparky's words*

*panicked looks*

*deleting all the history with words Chaske, cream, chocolate, tootsie roll, honey, chocolate syrup*

*innocent look* Ok Sparky come and check my online history!

Damn!

Wait.....this stuff stays on your hard drive right?

Ah, who am I kidding, I have no idea what that really means anyway....

You win this time....your secrets safe for now...I'm sure it won't be long before you start googling your smut again....

LOL

erm have you read HOFY...? If so you would have been googling 'honey sticks'
LOL...but Jake was a bad guy in that so you prolly wouldnt go for it...

HOFY??

*blank look* WTH is that??

do you read fanfic?

HOFY is Holding Out for You...its one of the reare ff that is complete!

this brings an entire new meaning to the thought of chocolate Taylor and Rob.. And My sisters and I saying...
Screw Team Jacob
Screw Team Rob
We want team 3some rofl...

I totally need to have those shirts made for the premire.. Wait.. CHOCOLATE THINK CHOCOLATE!!
SEE WHAT THINGS LIKE THIS DO TO WOMEN! AHHH!!!!

On the brightside, I own all the sweathearts they made and they are really cool. They sparkle and the boxes are cool lol

LOL Exactly!!!! Screw Team Wolf Pack....

*crickets*

Oh you mean screw as in Screw.... um... ok...

*blushing profusely* But I cant believe we can bit into one and get the cream in our mouths!!!

*looks around as mods come swooping in*

ALL I KNOW IS IM BUYING 2 of each...
That way I can enjoy one set and the other ones bag them up and like I said below to someone 10 years from now some idiot will want them on ebay rofl....

And to think some Harry Potter TWIT on E! last night told Rob P to move over because Xavier is the new hottie in town. ::COUGHS::BULLSH*T:::COUGHS:::
I dont see them making cream filled goodies with his dorky face on them rofl

Uh-oh!

LOL I am a Harry Potter person too but I don't see any point in insulting either of the book's character! When I see Daniel Radcliffe all I want to do is go and protect him from Voldemort! :-D

Loved the e-bay idea - when one of us NMMers grow old may be we will buy it to add it to our shrine of Twilight related stuff??

who said that? xavier who?

It was on E! news. They interviewed this woman about the battle between Harry and Twihards...
They said that Twilight wont last because its a teenager thing, and 10 years from now that parents will pass down Potter books.. (UHMMM like they cant Twilight..) My 9 year old loves those books and says when she has kids she will pass them down to her kids.. SOOO there went that theory. I think its retarded they are making the battle between Potter and Twilight. But dispicable that they are bad mouthing Twilight and its fans, saying we will forget it in 10 years.. WTFE!

And then one of the girls on the show said MOVE OVER ROB P. and Taylor Lautner, Twilights Newest Hottie Xavier who plays Riley is in town and hes taking over or something to that extent. Basically implying hes the new hottie on the block and Rob P. and Taylor Lautner are in for competition.. UHMMM ARE THEY KIDDING THAT KID IS NOT CUTE.. wtf is that lol..

aww i think xavier is cute. a bit too cute to play riley from what i hear about riley. lol but yeah he's no match for the Taylornator lol!
i LOVE HP. both series are so different they shouldn't even be compared. but they compare the hysteria and mania of both. and twilight's is crazier LOL. can't wait to see HP6!!!!!!

hummmmm . . . . twihards and harry's fans fighting . . . that calls for a duh duh duh duh A STROY . . lol

*I see a girl walking to the book store . . funny . .that's where I'm going too. She enters the book store, i enter behind her. She heads for the 'best sellers' section . . . funnier . . . that's where I'm going. She picks up a "New Moon" book. It had something on it about a special edition . I pick up my Harry Potter- Half Blood Prince" book. The movie's coming out soon . . i need to read this. I look above the sale sigh and see "Which one's better harry potter or twilight" I laugh and say harry potter. The girl beside me augured.

"No Twilight" she yelled at me . . . gosh
"Nope Harry Potter", I yelled back
"Noo . . who want's to read about a gay wizard" she yelled
"Who wants to read about a leach and a dog fighting over some meat sack", I yelled back.
"Grrrrr", she growled . . . ok . . . why is she growling.
"Grrrrr?" . . . . I said
she pulled back her mask . . . . it was tayor . . off of twilight.
"I am not a dog . . ", he attacked me.

I learned something that day . . . .
Never call Jacob a dog . . . you'll get the team jacobs angry . . lol

I know . . it's dumb . . lol

OMFG!! WINTERFRED!!! I LOVED IT!!! haha Im reading it, and I was like omg that sounds soo real.. Cause when I went to the DVD release party... I got my dvd and my collector stuff and ran for the register, there were these two people infront of me and woman and her husband (its like 12:03AM)
Im in line, they are infront of me... and here is how it played out..

Me: Thanks D(my friend who helped me keep my stuff from the psychos who will yank it outta your arms and run)
anyways.. THANKS D! I dont think I woulda got outta the mess without you..

Lady: I think its absurd for anyone to act that way over a movie.

Me: Have you read the books or seen the movie?

Lady: its just a stupid book and movie who cares?

Me: Again have you read the books or seen the movie?

(at this point they are both looking at me like im insane, which was weird cause I wasnt in a straight jacket that day)

Lady: Well No I havent, but I think people need lives who act that way..

Me: Well I think anyone who can stand in line at walmart at 12 in the morning for a "STUPID BOOK OR MOVIE" because they are truly fans, rock, and people who are standing in line at walmart at 12am with their boyfriends instead of having sex with them ARE LAME! And until you read the book SHUT THE HELL UP, that is Told You So's Brother.
(her hubby is laughing at this point)
Lady: Your just rude...
(i glared at her with my best vampire stare)
and said NOPE IM JUST SOME STUPID FAN WHO STOOD IN LINE AND GOT TO INSULT SOME IGNORANT WOMAN WHO DOESNT MATTER IN THE WORLD ANYWAYS
she got pissed and walked away.
The cashier (ALSO A FAN)
THANKED ME! ROFL

AND I SWEAR ON MY KID THAT IS A TRUE STORY! My friend David thought he was gonna have to bail me outta jail for kicking her butt or something.

couldn't reply one your other comment lol

I just thought of that on the top of my head. This friend (I can't spell his name, so lets call him J), J LOVES harry potter. I mean like if you could call him harr-hard (which I will say that name makes no since) that's what he was. We once had DAILY arguments about how one book is better than the other for a mouth. It didn't go like what I wrote . . . but when I get angry I do make some arrangements funny lol.
It would go something like this . . . . . . (for fun . . i'm going to put what I was thinking in there . . )

"harry potter is the best", he would chant. His voice sounding like a 5 year old's. He's a teen . . someone tell me it's supposed to be deeper than that.
"It is not", I growl. Opps . . did I just growl. My other friend looks toward me as if I needed to be put in the crazy house.
"Harry potter has more movies", his sketchy voice said. Has he learned to NEVER mess with a twilight fan . . . i guess not.
"It was made before twilight the movie was even thought of", I deeply growled. Ok . . this is getting weird . . why am i growling. I looks at me as if I am the vampire . . when clearly they are not real . . i think.
"Harry potter has more books" ok . . I'm going to end this.
"That's cuz harry potter life sucks. He is being chase down by a no-nose freak who is sad cuz no one gives a care for him. If harry potter gets his scary tail up and fight for a fugeing moment maybe he can have a "happy ending" but nooooooooo. He has to NOT FIGHT cuz if he dies everyone will die. What about his love life . . oh . . HE HAS NONE . . so not only is harry a woosey he is gay", I merely yelled. That will teach him to mess with a twilight fan.
"Wow . . . . ok . . . we'll go with what you say", yep . . i know he will . . .

*edited* lol

OMJ are you 4 realz?!

that really happened in walmart? LMAO

Yup...
Til this day my friend David asks me everytime we go to the movies, do you wanna go start a fight at walmart.. IM LIKE NO not today lets wait til the next dvd release party rofl..

LOL in wallyworld of all places...

well learn self-defense or bring pepper spray next time just in case. xD

You know.. they should just make live chats for these posts.. Could you imagine rofl...

God! I know! It will be hilarious beyond any measure plus excess of smut!

erm its called twitter...we go over there to filter out our brains then come back here to comment w/o getting moderated LOL

nope I twitter.. FIltering not working for me there either rofl

pft me either LOL

yes but u cant get modded over in twitter

since I am going to hell anyway one more thing;

here are some stills from The Summer House a movie which I have no effin idea when it is coming out or where, but the stills make such goooood "porn" of all kinds for a Sunday morning which well....

http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/04/14/robert-pa...

LOL nice!

Take a look at this too:

http://www.twilightmoonlighter.com/2009/07/sex-...

This needs to be made into a poster!!!

Were you tryin to EFFIN KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMEFFIN LAWD....
I still can't breathe right..

my nephew is here or I would be .....

lol

Thought you would like that! :D

I almost dropped my laptop!!!!

It hurt to breathe I swear!!!!!!

LOL!

I had a similar reaction! Could you imagine having that hung on your wall? I'd never get anything done!

I would sit and work each individual part into my fantasy!

Hey, I would have this on my ceiling in the bedroom and never get out of bed!! Then not go to work, get fired, be homeless LOL

Oh my goodness THANK YOU!!!!

Screw this cup-o-coffee. I'm so awake now!!! I need to hurry up and finish cleaning the house so I can take a bath with these new lovely stills.

Where are my candles and bath oils?

Thanks for the link. I've emailed them (from their website) several times asking for release info, and just keep getting back standard responses "thank you for your interest in the Summer House" we'll keep you posted on new information!

Need, want, now!

you would think with as many of us as there are, they would make bazillion dollars if they would release it

Its almost 11pm here & I was rereading some um...*cough*..WA and now I have to see this?!?!?!?

I HAVE NOTHING CLEAN TO SAY!!!!!

*bites lip bella style*

that's quite understandable =] you're forgiven haha

you'll be even MORE forgiven if you can tell me she's released chapter 50!!!!!!! **awaits answer anxiously**

She said on fanfiction.net that she is working on it and an epilogue and hopes to post by end of July...

She promises she will get it online as soon as she is happy with it.

All good.

I need those damned unicorns ......like yesterday!!!! :)

I have WA at work with me today :) It's great fun shocking the guys here with some particular chapters LOL

Just reading the World Health Federations advice on the subject

"It is always advisable to keep one or two chapters of WA on ones person at all times in case of sudden emergency need of unicorns"

Well thank you WHO :) lol

I'm finding chap 36 is helping liven up a very dull day at work LOL

yay that's exciting! i'll keep my eyes peeled for it... thanks!

oh thanks!
though its obvious what we were ALL thinking by some of the comments here!!! lol

Cream filled Rob faces?

Looks like god damn unicorn candy to me!!

There won't be any cookies in this room when these bad boys rock across to Europe... I'll be filling my face!

LOL!

Wow...what's next? Cereal?

*lol . . . Cereal*

*walks into walmart to buy some cereal. Sees Twilight-Os. Right next to them I see Vampire-loops and Werewolf-Flakes. My Little sister is team . . . . well, I forgot. In the counter I see some "Bye-it-cuz-it's-twilight-related-Flakes. I guess I'll get her these. As soon as I turn around I see 5 little girls. All of the canting "Team Edwin" or something like that. They all have on Edwin . . . no Edward brand braces and shoes. The all hold a Edward doll that are just ugly. They slowly walk toward me. What is this an action movie?!?
"I just want to buy this for my sister, so move", I asked. The Kids walk up closer to me. They began to run. The past me and went straight for the Vampire-Os. Hummm, who of thought that's what they wanted.
Gives Cearal to little sister. She eats it all up. A few days later she met this pale dude name Robert Pattinson. She clams he's a vampire . . . . but what eva.
She's acting weird now. She has fangs and everything.
"Who did this to you", I asked
"Buy-it-just-cuz-it's-twilight-related-Flakes. Why didn't you get me Team Edwards the best-Os", she said. Darn why didn't I think of that?

wrote this for pure fun.

Hey "Wrote-This-for-Fun" get an avatar pic...you OBVIOUSLY want to be here!

who made you boss
*pouts, but goes to get avatar pic*

Tony Danza...smart @ss! lol

Make sure you don't select one that's already taken....people get upset
about that.

i have one now. . . ya like lol

Yes! MUCH better...now...you can OFFICALLY begin your life with your new NMM.org family!

lol

A word to the wise...the wolves are moody but fun...just don't mess with their rez.

You'll quickly learn to play nice with the mods as well...most of them are pretty cool.

Sleep is relative...you'll learn to adjust.

And last but not least...we're all a rather horny group. Pretty much anything sets us off.

Enjoy!

LOVE LOVE LOVE your avatar!! very original!! So extra brownie points to you!!

Scarlet gave some very sound advice! The wolf girls are a very strong dont-mess-with-them kind of a pack. But they play nice usually...

Dont try to stir too much trouble either cos we're all here in good fun an trust me... if u do start trouble...lets just say the town will be out with their pitchforks and torches!

otherwise welcome to the end of relaity for you as you enter the fantastically obsessive world of nmm.org :)

yeah the pack girls are moody and possesive. and they even scare ME sometimes, even though im in their group.

but im the nice one. i get along with everyone and distribute crowns made out of flowers along with creamy filled chocolates shaped like rob and the pack that has a special ingredient in it called LSD. and Leah throws MAJOR parties where i distribute the flowers and chocolates, we dance under the moonlight, then get our freak on! ;D

Leah, 4tehwolf, is also nice and yes thats her real name lol. she tends to hit people, she calls it "love" so feel special if she hits you. but she's also missing a few screws and wires up her noggin.

and Mr. Darcy is a wolf member too, a perfect gentlemen. we use his mansion in Pemberley for the par-tays!

LOL.

cos they don't like to share lol. and get defensive about the pack if you talk bad about them but thats a good thing cos i do it too. or even if you state some facts about them (rolls eyes). but their not too much trouble just watch for their potty mouths LOL.
LSD is a drug: "unusual psychological effects, which include visuals of colored and crawling geometric patterns, and a sense of time distortion have made it one of the most widely known psychedelic drugs."
in other words, makes you feel like your alice in wonderland LOL. but i was joking. i wouldnt do that in real life...only at 4thewolf's night parties LOL.

Btw, I DON'T DO DRUGS, NOR DO I WANNA, NOR DO I RECOMMEND THEM.
i just wikied the info on wikipedia.
(This is just for the mods lol.)

except for me, im the nice one. ;D

LMAO and perfect guide for noobs. you should publish it.

ummm why are pack girls moody and possessive . . . and whats does LSD do . . .

oooOOOOOoooo

I'm TELLING Wolfy you said she's missing screws and wires!

LOL

God be with you!

LOL

*jumps up and down in anticipation of another pack fight*

WHOOOOPPPEEEE!


*Turns and responds to McN's comment*

You're right...I should publish it!

*Runs back to tell Wolfy*

This is gonna be FUN!!!

lol

lol

LOL don't get your hopes up. cos im a lover not a fighter. ;) besides, i ain't scared of her. and she'll forgive me cos apparently she's my guardian and what i said is truth so she'll agree with me. LOL.

LOL...OOOOOKKKKAYYY....we'll just see.

*winks and laughs evily*

2009/7/19 Disqus <>

yes we shall see. if it goes down as you say it will, jakey will defend me and i'll make it up to her. :)

You CHEATER!!! You don't get to pull the Jake-card on this one!

Wow...you bring out the big guns before the fight even STARTS!

lol

hell yeah i do! im always prepared. ;-) muahaha
and what guns, honey! /mind goes to gutter/
besides, its the perfect card cos she'll just melt into a puddle of goo when she sees him and i'll ride on his back into the sunset. LOL

besides your the one picking for a fight, not me. :P she'll know you started it and thus you lose. muahaha

LOL
nice avatar by the way. ;) even though im a one-man-woman.

lol thanks . . . . . i see you like taylor / jacob . . . . . I can see why. He is soooo cute. look at him smile lol.

yes isn't it obvious? LOL.
cute? he's one HOT PIECE OF @$$!! LOL A bad mamajama, he's all that and a bag of chips...well you get my drift.

but your right. he's one of few people who can pull off cuteness and hotness at the same time. /sigh/

true, I saw some other actor who could of been jacob . . and let me tell you . . . he was hot . . but not that type of hot that would make you love him no matter what jerkish thing he did. All he had to say is the word leech one time and i knew i would hate him. but taylor is perfect. He could call ME a leech and i STILL would love him. (I like vampires and werewolfs equally . . )

i noticed, freddy lol. i like the cullens and appreciate them cos their nice, cute, funny and dr. cullen doesnt look half-bad either. ;-)
but im a devoted wolfgirl!! *hopelessly devoted to youuu*

i dont remember the other wannabe jacob lol.

oh and . . . here's a question

Do you like Edward or Jacob more . . . . and why . . . (Others can join in . . i don't care) I need a good reason too . . not that "edward is cool and jacob sucks" mess. or that "Jacob is fun and Edward is a stalker" crap. I need a super good reason.

They really would do anything just to get more money. Well, obviously teens and movie lovers will buy this "chocolate" I certainly would. Anything that has or had Rob's presence...

hahha a wow
im definately renting a movie tonight ;)

mmm rob<3
and chocolate what could be better than that!
except maybe a a chocolate bath with Rob pattinson
hmmm interesting ..
:]

not gonna lie. i would probably buy one...the edward one....but that would be it. but we don't have a blockbuster so i guess i won't get one =[

Oh my Paul!!!

I can eat Jakey, and not worry about going to prison!

YES!!

lmao!

yay for you!

LOL woohoo *runs around in circles*

Okay where is the wolfpack choloclate??

yes tis me, Nutter, Twi Nutter. MUAHAHA! however did ya guess? lol

first
omg i am so happy, second time as first but this time is with a sweet post of rob,tay and kris.
*doing happy dance*
i want one or three, i would take more i won't complain

Congrats :)

thanks, it's nice when is a post of jummy and delicious, rob and tay

Twilight + chocolate is a pretty tasty combination!

robilicious, or tayumminess and so on

Congrats on first (:

hey marie_C! i hope you remember our little adventure with 4thewolf, the cuckoo!

of course i remembered,how r u? every time i watched a taylor post i remembered both of u, i am still in the campaign to see him smiling

lol really? wow.
me too! *hi5* that was a great way to make him smile. we should do it again lol. im sure if i hug attack him and tell him how great he is he'll laugh and smile.

we should, let's try again when we see a tay post...he loved funny girls at the end.

im on it, i'll let 4thewolf know. ;)

yes he does, woohoo! *runs around in circles*

third?
Ummmm...all I can say is that chocolate+Rob=yumminess!! Anything else I have to say, I must keep to myself to avoid being modded. :)

Dont worry, I think we are all thinking some of the same things you are!
*evil smile*

I am off to buy me some chocolate in the hopes that it will make me delusional enough to believe I am bitting Rob instead! Lol

yes, the sweet thoughts we can have while eating our little chocolate treat. haha ;)

third?

mmmmmm... i shall be heading to blockbuster soon...

I need to buy them all. Then I'm going to hang the bags on my walls.

mmm yummy yummy, does the chocolate brings the real rob and tay, cos if they do ill buy them

"It has Robert Pattinson’s face and has cream inside. I’m sold."


that one is just hahahaha....

twilight boys and chocolate....
just perfect!
am i in a dream or something?
LOL

NOPE....Wakey wakey SCANK...LMAO

rob+chocolate???
ok someone is trying realy hard to get all my addictions in one..
*runs to blockbuster*
i'm gone

Mmmmmm.... chocolate.... :]

These are kinda silly.. buuut at least they're not expensive...

Does any body know if WA only goes to ch.49 part.2?

Yes, hopefully only for a couple more weeks. :)

Are talking to me 'team pattz' is she going to continue with the story?

Yes, my comment is slightly to the right below yours which means I'm replying to you.

There is probably 1 more chapter + an epilogue.
Should be finished within a week or something like that but obviously the writer is inclined to change the dates.
That's all I know. Hope that helps. :)

yeah that helps,thank you i should have notice it was slightly to the right.sorry!

No probs :)

true....chocolate that has rob face on!!!!!!....breath..breath....im going to find it rite now!!*searches for chocolate wit rob face*

I'll take a bizzillion, please.

mmmmmm.... chocolate Rob......

you know now that i saw your name i was wondering...
Are they making unicorn cookies too??
i would definitely buy some of those as well :)
LMAO

OMG! I LUV THIS!!! I WOULD SO TOTALLY BUY THIS!!!! ....But I never go to blockbuster... so...

The pictures are.. AWESOME. Um, well, especially ''Edward's'' picture. They are pretty cheap & look pretty yummy too.

If I actually liked chocolate I would be on my way to blockbuster right now

hehe I am totally buying them and saving them for later.. If you preserve them in plastic bags, 10 years from now some idiot on ebay will buy it rofl...

hummmmmmmmmmmmm

I was already craving chocolate... thanks ever so much for that. The good thing is that I already had to go to Blockbuster tonight.

Yummy hey? I wish there was Volturi chocolate, Cuase then I would buy it ALL!! Mwuahahahaha!!! I WANT JACOB CHOCOLATE NOW!!!! -starts screaming on the floor while kicking her legs in the air- NOW!! -starts crying- rotfl

darn it! They are so cute.
I NEED CHOCOLATE NOW!!
Im going to hunt them down.
Do you think they'd have them here in Australia??

Maybe online?

Was just wondering the same thing! I'm in Nth QLD so I'm guessing NOT! You're from Vic (? if I remember right from another post ?) Maybe Melbourne has them somewhere? Good luck with the hunt! LOL

I'll let you know if I find any.

Ta, love! :-)

haha i want one of those chocoltes, but there's a "small" problem..they dont sell them here in mexico!

I bet they have some in the bigger cities......I have seen A LOT of stuff when i have been down there when i go to visit. LOL

haha i went to blockbuster today actually and well i live in mexico city...the biggest city in mexico haha and i didnt see anything =( maybe later they'll sell them =)

they have blockbusters in guadalajara.hope that helps!

haha thx!! but i live in mexico city and actually i went today to blockbuster and i didnt see them =(
thx anyway! =)

LOL i was just there in December....they are prob new so they might take a while to get around =]

oh december?? cool !! where r u from?
haha yeah i rlly hope so!! lol...I want my twilight chocolates!! =D

I'm from NY but went to visit in Michoacan

cool!! i like NY! i've been there 3 times =) , haha and i've never been in Michoacan!!! lol

LOL yeah i go there every 3 years to visit.....i;m afraid of mexico city though...LOL

i really want some!!! im about to jump in a car!

Ok, this is dumb a$s...I mean, really, on the candy wrapper?

If it were being delivered or hand stirred by the delicious guys, then ok, maybe...

Put Rob on a bottle of beer and I'm there, and would love to drink one with him.

As good as the Twilight Conversation Hearts. Didn't you buy just one box? Come on, didn't you? One day in Walmart, alone, when you thought no one would see?

LOL

I did, bought three and then gave them to Twi-friends as gifts!

These will work as gifts that much better!

Nope I didn't...but I did buy a lot of other silly stuff that I never thought I would!

ooh I did!
I was shopping with my mom & knew she wouldn't laugh at me so I bought...A LOT! Gave them too friends too!

Yeah, I dont care what is on my chocolate wrapper. Just so long as the chocolate is good.
Id be sucked in by it though, because its cheap and a cute gimmick. Its about the only merchandise I would buy!!

yummy :P

I want this! I really like how Kristen looks

This is what sucks about living in a small town! The nearest Blockbuster is over an hour away! Maybe I can get my sister to get me some since she goes to hers all the time.

I want to buy all of them, since I am a twilight chocolate craving fan! Too bad, I never go to blockbluster since I don't have membership, I'm 15! Not sure if they have them in the UK anyway.

Also, I never knew comic con came to London or I would have gotten tickets! Damn it! I might try to sneak in tomorrow.

Really?? well i hope you get to sneak in......Alex is there!! LOL I would go to the up coming Twilight Conventions but you have to be 18 and older and i'm only 15 -_-

Hope you can see atleast something!

And it wouldnt be fun having one of my parents tag along LOL

Yeah that's true. I'm gonna make some good excuse to get out of the house tomorrow.

LOL yeah her in the U.S for most conventions u have to be 18 nad older and it would NOT be fun to bring in my parents into the convention and have them go everywhere w/ me!

LOL maybe you could see them when they enter the comic con...or something like that =]

Yeah better than nothing, I should say that I am a reporter/filming for MSN or Rotten Tomatoes or something so I have to get it free. I will bring my camera and hopefully get some pics.

Yeah, having parents there would be annoying.

Yeah I'm gonna go extra early and I want to see Peter, Alex, Justin and whoever else is coming. It's too bad the UK sometimes doesn't have most twilight things.

Your lucky you get something near ya....they have done like nothing in NY!

Yeah true, it's only a half an hour or less train ride away. Too bad there is nothing in NY except for Rob filming there.

Yeah but i wanna see Alex....and i would be afraid to get near those crazies in NYC LOL

Lol, I guess we have to wait until November 20th, too bad I gotta go learn how to make a time machine.

Stupid crazies are gonna try and steal Rob's pink sleeping bag and claim it was theirs.

It wouldnt let me reply to you...LOL yeah i just wanna meet Alex in person someday ; )

hey are you yesenia?

Yeah......who are you?? Twinutter?? LOL

haha well i brought the sweethearts as a keepsake. might as well buy these too!! :)

it sounds like kellan might enjoy these since he loves candy so much haha they needa make a candy with kellan on it


im going thru withdraws... i needa put alex back on my aviatar..... enough appreicating rob for his hard work

Can I just say:

吃這的最佳方法將向外然後吸中間的第一吃巧克力！美味！

Thats all!

LOL

ohhh sounds delicious...god now they have invovled chocolate! good bye innocence *waves*

Nice avatar, I want eclipse's official poster to be something with fire and ice or the actual eclipse including the moon,sun and the earth with Edward,Bella and Jacob.

thanks zara i found it on google i wanted something original and both edward and jacob shirtless yum yum although im totally team edward all the way and the fire and ice line is actually from bd but yeah that would be awesome

Yeah but I was referring to that chapter fire and ice in eclipse but it was in BD aswell.

maan now i want some chocolate ha ha

I never go into Blockbuster (since i have netflix), but I guess that I have to make a visit!

Yeah these are the pics from the calendar aren't they?

Oh man!

Rob......chocolate.........cream........

mmmmmm........I wanna taste.......

Yummy!

you are so sick!!!!

LOL

And proud of it!! :P

LOL!

Anything Rob related and the mind goes in the gutter!

lol

have you been to this site?


http://robert-pattinson.ca/

Yes I have.

I visit often! lol

today was the 8th wonder of the world...his lips


awww my gawd

*fanning self and blushing*

I'll take #10 followed by #9 please!! LOL

nothing like a lips to get ones heart and mind working!!!

I relooked and thought that # 3 I could do first followed by # 9 then #10

Oh Yeah....a nibble in the right spots would definitely work!!!

Then #9 to soothe!!

Good Lord! Look what you've started! lol

hey anything to help a friend

And it's appreciated. ;)

I think it's time to go read some more FF. lol

Have a good night and have delicious Rob dreams!! :D

Why you should be careful while with a Edward candy


*Goes to store to bye candy. Hummmm candy. Only one Edward Heart’s Desire left. Great just enough for me and me only. Grabs candy. Pays for candy. Holds candy in hand while walking down New York city. On No! I forgot Robert Pattinson was hear, so every Twilight fan is here right now. Hides behind table that appeared out of no where. Sees girl holding "twilight" book past. Good she didn't see me.She would of tron me a part for this candy.
Starts to walk down the sidewalk Shes girl with "team Edward" shirt on. Hide behind tree that grew just a second ago in the middle of the sidewalk. Girl past by, mumbling something about "edward is better jacob la-la" Hummmm.
Makes it to home. Opens candy. yay candy. See's the word "bella" in candy. Oh no. Not her. I thought I had Edward. Puts candy in the fire place and watches it burn. lol . . .

"Muahahahaha . . . die die die", I laugh into to the air as the bella candy melts. Next time I will get Edward, so I won't waste another piece of candy. Dang . . that was the last one.

I wrote this for pure fun.

now when are they gonna come out with one that is actually shaped like him???

Mmmm....

(u kno...when i first started lookin at this site i was afraid tha it was just going to be a bunch of goodie two shoes...like some others... i think i hav found a new haven for me!!!....others who have minds like me and not afraid to speak it... )

Awesome BAD A$S video of Rob from fakerparis...this might have already been posted-but more is always better...this is HOT..

http://thinkingofrob.wordpress.com/2009/07/17/m...

First the Edward cream filled chocolate and now this. That was a great video, thanks.

Rob & Tate-Boys of Summer-great video from FP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyqFtxtr628&feat...

Enjoyed this video! Thanks for sharing!

Can't believe how happy and relaxed he was when this movie started filming. Haven't seen pics like that in a while.

this just made my life!!! i was kind of upset bc the edward new moon bookmarks weren't out yet, but now that i can nibble on edward it makes things a little better!! **speeding to blockbuster and beating up girls to get to candy edward** now i can enjoy the bouqet and NOT have to resist the wine!!! YUM!!!

Yummy yummy yummy!

Rob and chocolate! I'm sold!

I went to blockbuster with a friend and…NO CANDY! I am kind of disappointed. (More than just kind of) But that’s ok the people their said that they will get stuff in as soon as New Moon comes out.

I would buy the candy, melt it, then pour it allllllll over him!!!!

this is sad... I would totally buy this candy, but most of the Blockbusters around me in WI have closed... :( no candy for me...

Uuugghhh!!! i love this! it's awesome but i'm mad cause i checked with blockbuster's in cali and they said the don't have them and probably won't until the movie comes out!! : (

OMG I love that pic of Rob!! That look!! God, he dazzles me. I want those.

I'm going to have to get me one of these!!! Rob - yum!!

aww yum.
om nom nom.

haha next time im out im pickin some of those up. preferably the rob ones

chocolate and twilight in one?! what's the catch.... there's gotta be a catch somewhere....

All I can say is that I will devour every piece very slowly. :D lol

This isn't the first candy I've seen...just happened to be in Target or somewhere like that and they have Twilight sweethearts. Some of the words on the hearts were too funny. My favorite, "I heart EC". *Shakes head*

Just so stupid, so much commercial. I hate that.

"It has Robert Pattinson’s face and has cream inside. I’m sold."

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. lol idk i'm so bored right now. i can just say anything randomly. i don't think a TWSS joke even applies here. oh whateverr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXGtwboKvhw&feat...
check out this video of rob being like possessed by buddha!!! very strange story!!

wow twilight chocolates! *happy*
I'd b more happy is d real Rob Pat & Taylor Lautner really r made of chocolate!XD

Where the hell is Effing?

Effing is never here lately :*(

*sobbing on desk*

mostly i just turn off my PC and sulk about it :(

hmmmm let me seee if this works

*stands on couch*

Effing, if you dont come a post a rude yet funny comment about Rob and Cream and Chocolate, im am going to go to the fanfic site and read really rude things....Age of Concent...Sex Toy..im going there...come..NOW...CREAM FILLED ROB CHOCOLATE...get your butt here.... NOWWWWW...and get ur butt on Twitter..Rob wud not be proud.

Thank You

*steps of couch*

I hope that gets her attentioin

LOL

*locks up fan fiction and eats the key*

As the afult here i am going to say - don't you even think about reading that stuff.....or you'll be grounded!!!!

Yeah...where the heck is she.....life not the same :(

She obviously doesn't love me anymore *sigh*

Shes abandond me, her daughter. Shocking.

Whenever i post on here i always scroll down to see her posts..i cant believe it. i was waiting for her to get toattally blocked on this post lol.

She is probably sleeping off all the dirty thoughts she had yesterday!

Though I do not know how she gets away with it, much lesser of us have been blocked for simply laughing at her filthy mouth... The woman is a legend...

*shaking head sadly*

i keep missing the posts where something naughty could be said....but if one
comes up i will try to be funny and dirty.....until Effing gets here :) lol

I'll try to keep the posts warm for her :) lol

yup. im gonna try speak to Jake 2moro. So she better get her arse on twitter.

Off for a few days, wow so much commerial stuff .. lol ... won't buy any of them, i just love the books. :D
Well, maybe the bookmarks if they are available and not too expensive.
Watched HP6 yesterday, hmm, since I'm also a big HP book fans, read/listened to the books many times, I know the details quite good, I liked some parts of the movie and disliked some of it. They tried to merge many details/scenes together, I just felt it didn't go right. And cut off many details as well. Many that I felt I really like. It's slightly better than movie5, but I was disappointed.
NOw, I am scared I will be disappointed at NM movie as well, as this time around I had a higher expectation fr it then last time which I have no expectation at all. :D Maybe after HP6, I think I'm going to lower my expectation again .... incase I get disappointed. :DLOL

lmao what? this is lame

TWILIGHT FANS! Dont forget to vote for twilight on Teen choice awards!
http://www.teenchoiceawards.com/users-login.php

mhmm .

Am I the only one who can't see any of the pictures on the newer posts?
WAAAAAAHHH I WANT TO SEE THE CHOCOLATES AND OTHER TWILIGHT PARAFANALIA
:(

In fairness to 100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen,

30 ways to annoy Jacob Black



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zOCkyruLPA

Chocolate + Twilight = Heaven.

Amanda, can you send me the link??
my e-mail is alexve4u@bellsouth.net

i was at blockbuster last night and i looked for them, but couldn't find them! :( sad sad sad

sod the bloody candy

I GOT A KISS FROM PAULEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And YES ladies I got the crotch shot....afraid the guys wouldn't turn around so couldn't get the butt shot but I'm happy with my frontal shot instead!

Holy mother of god is that guy amazing...so sweet and I have such treats for some of you. You will have to wait till I get home in about 4 hours before I start doing the uploading.....

I LOVE PAUL......sorry TWP I was always a pack girl but Paul is definitely THE ONE for me now!!

AARRGGHH.............You lucky lucky woman!!!!!!

Did you get star struck???

Did you join the crazy fans brigade & scream the roof down????

OMG you kissed PAUL! The rest of the wolf pack will be so jealous! Did he leave any saliva on your face? LOL

Are they hotter in real life?

Did you get star struck??? - More so with Alex than Peter....I guess we
see so much of peter on the posts and stuff that seeing him was like 'oh I
know you!' LOL But with Alex its was just out of this world....Bean and
Saxon will fill you in my I was in total awe of him...he is an amazing guy,
so down to earth and super friendly.



Did you join the crazy fans brigade & scream the roof down???? Yes....the
funniest thing was that when he was walking over to the area where the photo
shoot was Bean, Saxon and I were waiting in the queue and he walked past and
everyone else it like 'Oh there Alex' but the three of us just screamed and
everyone looked at us like we were nuts!! It was nice to meet some fellow
nmm'ers too as I had never met Bean or Sax before so it was nice to get
together and do this with the girls.



OMG you kissed PAUL! The rest of the wolf pack will be so jealous! Did he
leave any saliva on your face? LOL Hell yeah he did.....its at the lab
right now for DNA so i clone myself an Alex!!



Are they hotter in real life? Yes.....Alex much much hotter in person and
Peter.....the doc looked good....but he seemed super stressed but he is my
doc.....so I'm going to to love him. But I love my pack more and Alex is
just HAWWWWWWT!

LOL!

Wow!!

I guess Pete's probably super tired.
& Alex is pretty hot so your reaction is pretty understandable....!
If anything, I'd say you held back damn well.......

Sounds like you had a great time! Really glad for you all!
Look forward to seeing your pics if you post them here!

Thanks for sharing hon!!!

UGH I am so J that you got to meet Peter!! He is sooo Hot! Mmmm

Please post the pics here! Would love to see those!

Ditto from me! Photos please.
You know I love the Hot Doc!
He was probably stressed out after missing his original flight when he left his passport at home. Ga!
Silly Doctor C.

That is awesome TSH!!

So happy for you guys!!

Can't wait to see the treats!! lol

HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!!!!!!

lucky, lucky you!
Im not even a wolf girl but im sooo jealous!!

My facebook picture is already changed to me and my boyfriend Alex!!! LOL

NIIIICE!

you're gonna share with nmm.org too, right?? RIGHT?!?!?!

I will....sort of....wait and see what I send in!!

hey whatever you wanna share im sure will be fine with all of us!!! We NEEEED a new post soon!!

and yes I WILL wait, since in leaving in 30 min! *tear*

OMG! You guys are so f*cking lucky! Too bad I never went because I totally could have since I live in London but I never knew about comic con.

This is like deja vu with the twilight premiere last year. Dang it!

Anyway, would you please post some of the photos you took to nmm.org since we have a lack of news. Thanks!

I have sent the stuff in to Will....so hopefully he will post it all up
later.....

OMJ send pics in!! especially the kiss one......LOL
Come on you will make MANY of us happy!
Thanks!

Yum! and is that a new picture of Bella? Don't think ive seen it before.

Good Point...actually they all look new to me..

I take that back..the Jacob one is the same as the Jacob bookmark

..Not sure about the Bella and Edward pics though

Ive seen Edwards on the Calender.

**sighs**

Right when I'm back after some time there's a slow news day ;(

Shall I be even hoping for that to change today?

lol

where is everybody???

Wow OMG you know what they say that all the best Gifts Come in small Packages in this Case Rob and Whipped Cream oh where could this lead to .......Shame on Me

YUM!

I was content with just visiting nmm.org every now and then & reading these hilarious comments but this post was too much...I caved in!

wow no news today! kinda a bummer =[

I am going to start praying for something scandalous and something Rob....

Anyone wanna join in??

sure, since Im off to church in about 30 min!!! lol

yay! thank you just_b! I knew you would pull through!!!

OK...OK....No Takers?? Alright I'm leaving for a little while...

Maybe there will be new news tonight..doubtful but maybe

Has anyone seen the new stills from the movie? It's of the Bella/Alice reunion.
Here it is:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2161623&i...

nice..

Was it the right pic? Cuz the firts copy/paste I did was this stupid pic of Taylor with his head pasted onto some like little ant body. It was weird.

wow it looks amazing, love it! thanks!

You're welcome! I figured nmm.org would have already had it, but I looked and they didn't have it, so I posted it (duh! I think you got that). It's not the best quality tho.

Well, quality is not THAT important LOL It's nice to see something new..

Yeah. I figured everybody would be so desparate that they wouldn't even notice the qaulity. LOL

For some reason I can't reply to your last post..
Well, anyways... I think that even if they notice it, they don't mind LOL

better quality
http://i25.tinypic.com/j7g8qg.jpg

woo nice..i shudnt ave seen dt..i wnted to be a suprise y do i keep spoling the movie for y self..loooll but thns 4 the post..lol i luved it

Wow...slow news day!..bummer! =(

Looks like Nikki Reed has found herself a boyfriend, he is Greek and comes from a very wealthy family, his name is Paris Latsis.( he's Paris Hilton's ex). the article states they've been dating for 6 months

you can see a pic of them here(page 12)

http://realnews.gr/uploads/cover/reallife.pdf

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/...

ohh my gosh ave been wondering were shes been..shes been in greece all that time..well i dnt really knw him but hes kinda of ugly and she really pretty nd am sure she his a nie guy dts y shes wit him...well atleast we knw her nd rob r nt getting it on..or her nd mike agarano lol sum plp on wer sayin dey ave been secretly hooking up...:)

Can you give me the link where you saw that on Twitter? I am not currently a member.

for the robsten news or the nikki nd micheal agarano news..i'll giv u the robsten hook up news..lool
i dnt if you can actually see the her profile cause ur mot a member i'll jus send u a link to her site ..shes a kristen stewart fanatic she follows her everymove..she has friends who r on the runaway cast as extras so they talk 2 kristen....http://twitter.com/KStew411

Well, Nikki looks very beautiful..
But I don't know about that guy.. Ermm..Oh.. Whatever..LOL

Why an earth everyone knot their shirts? Please, leave it to KStew..she does it the best anyways LMAO

that is cool

Seeing that Sky-Bars are the best ever and Twilight is the best ever, this is a win-win situation.

Ok, really. ROBERT, TWILIGHT, and CHOCOLATE! 3 of my favortie things. All i need is a couple of those, Robert ( or edward ), for me to be immortal, and for rob to love me and iam good! =D

I just created an account, this is my first comment ever, and may I just say... yum.
Also, I have read for a long time now and I am excited to join in!

mmm mmm :) chocolate and edward. my two favorite things.

lalalalalalalalala

You can also find bags of Skybar candy that have three varieties. Edward is caramel, Jacob is peanut butter, and Bella is... well creme.