i just saw this on Amazon: 'Jacob Black (The Twilight Saga: New Moon) Life-Size Standup Poster' for only $34.50

http://bit.ly/5ZZeXX

Ungh. taylor launter can't act and has puppy fat werid neck and fat cheeks
face it

hey wheres Quil he is in new moon. where is he here

hey i just realized this but why does the pack have matching tatoos? really i'm a big fan of the twilight saga but whats up with the tats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbcx_-g7o7s

Who will perform the music?

he issss HOT!!!!!!!!!!HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.......................................................................................................................................................................................SEXY!!!!!!

Yeah, my husband just rolls his eyes, my daughter and i talk only about saga, vampires, wolf pack, recently i've decided to buy the shiny volvo!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice. Just found some real cool posters by Grodansnagel, the same person who made the famous shirtless jacob black poster.
http://grodansnagel.deviantart.com/art/New-Moon...
http://grodansnagel.deviantart.com/art/New-Moon...
http://grodansnagel.deviantart.com/art/New-Moon...
http://grodansnagel.deviantart.com/art/New-Moon...
http://grodansnagel.deviantart.com/art/Bella-an...
http://grodansnagel.deviantart.com/art/Bella-Ja...

omg he looks soo hottt in this picture...i dont want to sound like a pervert but he looks good in thoes jeans...i dont know why but he just does...*sighhhh*


i love my taylor shirtless!!

so hott!!

Dayum. Too bad he's still underage...

Hottie with a body!

lol

All these shirtless promo pictures are just preparing us for the actual movie! Cause we know he won't be wearing much in that either! Oh darn. :p

No shoes, No shirt, No service.....except if you're Taylor Lautner of course...

-haha, heard that last night when Jacob cute-outs were posted, thought I'd share..

That's super cute, did I mention how cute your avi is? I think I may have yesterday, it is one of those things that I can't remember if I just thought it or if I actually commented about it. Oh well, I guess a double complement isn't the worst thing I could do!

i LOVE the wolfpack picture !

LOVE EDWARD
LOVE BELLA
LOVE JACOB

wow i love twilight more than anyone in the world. you should look in my room? its covered in twilight. well mainly edward and bella and jacob. some of the others but mainly them three!!!! love ya!
TWILIGHT FAN 101

first of all wow.

second of all yum.

thirdly, *dribble*

and finally, Edward/Rob would satisfy me SO much better... ;)

Here is an interview of Megan Fox at comic con and look at the "coussin'' she's holding, it's rob xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7BlaM6Du1U

hate Megan Fox, she isn't even a good actress.

Rob wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.

Yummy, I love the one with the whole pack!
The sexiness of that poster is just mind-blowing LOL

ok, this is like the most amazing wallpaper i ever seen! and im like a big fan so, im always looking for good pics. i think taylor lautner looks hott in it (as usual lol)

Is anyone else watching that comic con coverage on g4?

Lol i've watching a for a while now just hoping for something on new moon *sigh*

Why cant New Moon just be tommorow =[

Dear Summit,

Please research fan created wallpapers, and LEARN A FEW THINGS!!

Love,

TP~TWP

P.S. Release some Leah casting news too!!

Seriously....this looks better than the wallpaper on the official site.

I want Leah casting calls too!!! And Sethers!!!!

i know i want some leah news aswell..shes become one of my favourite character in the saga...everytime i picture her i see a beautifull but with an anger look on her face,olive skin long black hair, a really nice hourglass body, someone who looks strong..lool i think am describing myself there hehe jke:) except for the hourglass body ..
and please summit i hope its not vanessa hudgens..pleasee dat wud ruin the whole movie for me....

He looks hot eventhough I'm Team Edward all the way. Taylor is such a nice guy and has worked so hard to look this good. New Moon is going to be awesome.

Rob news-but no photos-
according to http://community.livejournal.com/pattinsonlife/...

Unbound Captives will begin shooting at the end of 2009 with a release date of 2011..
it will be filmed in New Mexico & New Zealand.

Soooo.....Breaking Dawn? In 2010? When will he ever rest!!

he's NUTS.

and i thought BD is for 2011?

I think the release date is, just not sure when filming

...yeah well...he's still effing NUTS! LOL

Yay it's my birthday and I get the news that Rob is coming to New Zealand. Geez I couldn't ask for more. Although his ex Nina may still be here and she's stunning. Quickly dashes to mirror - I'm blonde, tall, but not quite as youthful - wait he likes older women? That dream will stay with me all day♥BLISS

Happy day for you-if you stalk (see) him, lots of photos!

so finish eclipse in october right or november?, then start promoting newmoon all through out november to dec he probly wnt go to all premiers cause hes gna start filming unbound captives..then in march start promoting eclipse..then start filming breaking dawn..wooow am exhausted even writing this..when is he gonna come back to londonnnnn....he need to get his sexxy ass home and have some good old english tea and some stella in the pub..nd spend a day at richmond park with patty..loool

That sounds about right...I'm sure he is missing home a lot.

And don't forget, he also needs to promote Remember Me somewhere in there-and there's also Bel Ami that he's filming as well....
Lots of rob in our future!

**clears throat**
Ahem!....Becca!...i would like to ask you WHAT did we do to you?...WHY do you keep tempting us Vamp grlz with this??...WHAT do you want frm us??
LOL
jux playing deat Becca..ur poster was....AHHHHH-SOME..

NOW.....i WAAAAAAAAAAANT shirtless Rob!....LOL

**thinks about making one**
**realizes she does NOOOOT know HOW to make one***
**waits eagerly for a dedicated fan that is an expert at this to make one**
LOL....
thx for all the dedicated ppl who take their time to do these!
we ALL appreciate them!!!!

Adventures of Shark boy and Lava girl is coming on Disney Channel tomorrow. Tay was soo cute lol

lol . . . no way . . . I'm so watching it . . . DREAM-DREAM-DREAM

*Clears throat*

"Close your eyes, shut your mouth"
"Dream a dream, and get us out"
"Dream-Dream-Dream"

I know what I would be dreaming about!!!

lol . . . lots of things . . . lets hope they come true

*crosses cactus needles*

*Wishes upon a star*

why can't werewolfs and vampires awl be friends??

*stumbles around from Kitty's pee-pee side affects............*

lol silly we are.
we just have "differences" sometimesss. o_o
*pinches nose*
umm youll need this
-hands over every possible spray to you-

lol yeppers. Taylor/Jake has got it going on. But I think Rob is much sexer . . . it's just my type in men/boys I guess lol

-takes every possible spray from DOM-

*Pores into pot*

I think crack kitty had a little too much bubbly today...

*swirly,swirly,swirly*

you are so CUTE lol

tank you, tank you, tank you......

*smiles happily*

I'm guessing you're team Switz?? Me too!

lol
you welcome.
I am team Switz, both are great men

yep 'nuff said...

teamm edwardd!!
but i cant deny taylor has some goods.lol.
im not in denial

omg i looooveee jacob!!!
if they sold this poster at the store i would buy it so bad!

Great poster, it's actually really well done! Kudos!

That just made my day. lol

why can't we get a Rob like this?

simple.
they are saving the BEST for last(: tehe x)


*looks over shoulders for any oncoming angry wolfgals*

I've tried guys, but I cannot find any Rob and/or Kristen news anywhere.

Looks like they have fallen in that weekend hole that we can never find them in, but hopefully they fell together and clothes are not required. LOL

I hear you...I've searched every site I can think of...

but, it's a good thing too-maybe they're just having some private fun...

she probly drove back to LA cause she has to work tomorrow...i ave a friend on twitter whose an extra for the Runaways..and she said they have a scene tomorrow with kristen..hmmm maybe he followed her there..
is it me or does everyone see the sexual tension between those too is just too explosive..lool..like they could bust..i think Rob just goes with anything kristen says..if she decide they r going out nd they wnt plp to know then he would be cool with that..but no one has ever asked him about their relationship, they always ask kristen or ashley greene..

I see the sexual tension as well, but honestly don't know if they've been together or not. They have to keep everything such a secret, who knows? I wish they were a couple, since it can't be me!

Yeah, I kind of get the impression that Kristen is stringing him along. Like he is more into her than vice versa. I'm sorry, but if this is true, what the heck is wrong with her. If he looked at me like that I would melt.

Not trying to read too much into it, it just seems that way to me. But maybe she is coming across that way to hide it in public. She is real private and he seems like he does not care.

I don't think she is stringing him along. She is into him as much as he is into her.

I was going through some old interviews, and their was a press conference with Kristen and Rob and Taylor in Japan. Seriously, Rob couldnt stop staring at Kristens bare legs, and she kept looking and starring at him, SERIOUS eye sex. I was like bloody hell fire :D
I also watched the vanity fair clips, where she jumped up into Rob's arms, and last years comic con: ROBSTEN, ROBSTEN, ROBSTEN.

I think they are both very private people.

http://www.twifans.com/photo/dsc_0673_2wtmk-1?c...
Haha AWWWW!

Holy Chit!! The one with "daddy Edward" OMG....

Yep I know, I saw that one too! Beautiful!

(Argh I don't know why that link doesn't work.. well.. It doesn't matter LOL)

*faints

I'm Team Edward but still....WOW!! :)

i like the second picture, the quality looks great :)

That might not be his body, but it's still not bad to look at!

After a quick glance at the wallpaper, I was like WTF, why is Jacob sparkling? LOL Had to look at it again!

Now I'm ready for a shirtless poster of Rob!!!

Now that would make my day! :)

Hm...as always good looking, but somehow the head is too big...I think ^^

lol I thought I wa the only one who thought that :D

IDK if that was really his body....

lol . . it is. I know jake's body when I see it . . . and that's all him

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Y'ALL ARE TOO MUCH!

ugh g2g to work with the dogs...LOL

seriously, i work with mutts.

oh c'Mon SoMe neWs about kristen and Rob...where are they s.b tell me...i'm ganna go craZy........(sigh)*

what's up with the tattoo? what is it?

It's the tribe tattoo . . . lol . . . . isn't it cute

*Looking at the poster*
*sighing*
*taking the computer to the bedroom locking the door*

*shouting to hubby outside* - Honey! I am doing some important work - please don't disturb!!

*hubby's voice outside* - Got it honey, I know the shirtless one was bound to come someday!

*sigh*

Hi Howly! I actually stole the poster from Nordstroms, that way I can have him in my room at all times!

Are you frickin serious???????? How can you do that?? Don't you have morals against stealing???

*still talking to ILW*
*opens up Google maps*

*Googles the term "Nordstorm in Boston"*

Pfffft some girls will do anything for Taylor... *rolling eyes*

YEP! You bet! Sure Sure would!
A N Y T H I N G !

I made a FAN SITE JUST FOR JAKE AND THE WOLVES!! go check it out!
Kate, the girl who made the fan poster being featured here is on my site....we have tons of uum.....beautiful, distracting pics....

IHOWL2...you may NEVER come out of your bedroom.....especially if you start reading the FAn Fic on there!!!!! WITH the pics!!

H H H HO O O O OW W W W WL L L L;;; R R R RA A A W W W R R RR !

hey Jakesgirl - thanks for the invite! I will def join the site - kudos to you for making a site dedicated to us Wolf girls and the gorgeous Wolves!

Hope you have some Chaske there too *wink*

You'll Have to COME and SEE!! I did his page PERSONALLY!!!

But, we're just starting out.....I got tired of all the Wolf Girls being
shoved into some special group off to the side, and teased and
its just not right!
They are gonna be the hottest..(I mean WE ALREADY KNOW HOW HOT they
are...) but when all the "fair weather" wolfee-wanna bees ..start
"googling" our boys...I wanna be THE SITE the real fans come to!

SInce you're a fan of Sam's...if you like fan fic...remind me when you get
to the site I have the BEST sam fan fic....

The pic of Jake that was being featured on NMM.org today, was made by my
friend at my / OUR site...shes great!..we do have a pretty site.
SEE YOU THERE!

it looks great site maintenance now though. :(
i love your avie WITHOUT bella in it. LOL
dang 90 ppl!!!

oooooooh i wanna see, i wanna see. give us the link.

http://www.jacobblack-n-pack.ning.com

HOWL2 visited me today also!!! We Wolf girls do need a spot!!! its
theres no chat going right now... but 90 people can chat at once....IF
THATS possible!! Can't wait to hear from you



cab! <3] wrote, in response to jakesgirl:'

COME AND SEE!!! I DID HIS GROUP, PERSONALLY!!!!
I almost imprinted on HIM doing the research for his bios....
He's into music....so am I!
But.....Oh2Be Jakes GIRL!

Morals and my lust for Tay don't belong in the same sentence! LMAO *lays next to her Tay poster*

Yep! Morals, and lust for "Taycob" I actually call him "TJ"
Do Not go together....
Sounds like you could use some hot little Fan Fic stories about TJ
to release some uh.....excitement over the pics!!
Call me I have the fix!

note to self: stock freezer with ice before reading taycob fanfic or risk nuclear meltdown lol i will def check out the site!

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP! ILW

So whadda think? did I steal anyone's ?

Now...wheres my BIG, HUGE, WILF???
\
"WILFY....where are you...come to mama.."

going to find more pics!

Unfortunately i am answering from my phone so i cant see your avie lol please describe

ILW.....how do I get rid of GREY FACE???

You have to go to your disqus account settings there will be an option to change your pic there just make sure you dont steal anybody's pic cuz we are kinda sensitive about that since that is what people recognize us by

*sigh*

How true, how true...

So is my love for Samske :-)

Neither do trivial legalities lol

*chanting under breath* Only a few days until 11th Feb 2010...Only a few days until 11th Feb 2010...

But I have my Chaske!!! Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!! SO I am not AT ALL worrying about the jail bait issue! He is legal and delectable!!

LOL!

*joins in chant* until then i am living on the edge! Lmao

The wallpaper rocks too

whoever's body it is I like it ^_^. This is an awesome poster!

Really liked the 2nd one. Wonder if the constellation includes the dog star? Looks like the dipper so yes.

It's a picture of Meraz/Paul, right? just with Taylor's head. Oh well, a girl can dream! ;)

:))))))))))) What????

oh c'mon where is this paparaziiiii ...they aren't just where they suppoZz tO be ...at the doOr hotel guyZZzzzZZzzzz......c'mon

??

It's JACOB!!!!!

And he's topless, just the way we like him.
*grins widely*

Lol!! I love him topless, I mean, We LOVE him topless!!!

There's not a sane person who doesn't.

Oh no I believe the minute he turns 18 (we share the same b-day its awesome lol)
he should wear his b-day suit

what do you guys think? lol

mmm....totally yummy.
he is so hawT! AHhhh!

Sexy but why is he wearing pants??????

It's so we don't see his diapers.

*claps hand over mouth*

Holy sh*t! What have I done??

*screams and runs away from Pimsy and 4TW *

LMAO

That was not nice. *giggles*

rofl. high five!

*Makes sure kitty isn't watching*
*pulls cactus needle out and pokes kitty's tail*
*Kitty turns and glares*

it wasn't me, it was him- *points to some innocent bystander*

*pulls bellaslittlecactus out of her pot and pees on her roots*

Take that, my little succulent.

LOL

ROFL!!
oh for the love of forks,
that cracked me up so good. xD

ROTFLMFAO!
Eewwwwwwww!
*giglles*
Leave the cactus alone!!!
*starts giggling again*
That was pretty funny, though...pffhhh!..

touche...

*looks at kitty*
*gives big puppy dog eyes*
*mouths quivers*
*Begs for forgiveness*

LOL

Ok. *sigh*

Sorry, got a little carried away there...

*puts blc back in her pot and flushes with perrier*

Oh...*cough*...you should probably know I have..um...a little habit, so you may start feeling the side effects soon.

Sorry 'bout that.

LOL

dats okay...

ROTFL!!!!!!!

*grabs kitty and places her on the seat next to Pimsy*

*pats kitty on the head*
You are staying next to me! You crack me up!

*wiggles next to PIMSY*

Started another phase of dieting yesterday. Hunger gives me an edge.

LOL

hey, that was so wrong! *grabs blc and rinses her roots* there there my sweet don't mind the insane kitten...
crack kitty, don't you know blc is bringing world peace to twiworld?
LMAO

OMG!

*Cracks up watching kitty and cactus fight*
*picks up kitty*
*slapping kitty's paw*

Bad kitty! Bad!

Sorry, PIMS.

*looks ashamed at attacking a newbie*

What can I say?

You inspire me. LOL

LOL! typos and no edit button!!!!! *shaking fists inhe air*

*lifting kitty up, close to Pimsy's face*

No, no, no! Don't you be like me kitty! People will start running out when they see you approaching and what's the fun in that?

*brings kitty closer to chest, caressing it's fur*

I guess I could let you dry hump me if thats what you want! hahah

Wow. PIMSY....

We should probably get to know each other better before we get to third base.
For instance, I like a bit of hand-holding now and then.
Is that too much to ask for? Hmmmm?

LOL

LMAO! Well you said I inspire you...I was wondering if you were referring to my violent and kinky side! LOL



It will be kinda hard to hold your hand, since your a cat...

*arches eyebrow*

Do you shape shift?

By "shape shift" do you mean like how my belly sticks out after a BIG meal, and then later when I have a really big poop then I'm normal again?

No?

Well then, no...I'm not an animagis(sorry, been watching a lot of HP lately).

If you can't hold my hand then let's start slow...like scratching my chin. Dry humping later.
LOL

Actually I was referring to a specific body part. If it...lifts. hahaha



I guess you don't have one of those...



Scratching will have to do then *wink*



*kitty purrs as Pimsy scratches he chin*



LOL

No. I don't have the meat and 2 veg.

Although it would be awesome to be able to pee standing up.

*rolls onto back and puts feet in air*

ooh, can i borrow some needles?

Hey!

Kitty's starting to feel a little ganged -up on.

What's wrong with you guys? I'm just a little pudder.

http://www.belchfire.net/screenshots/6661-11937...

aweee!

*pats kitty on head and pleads for redemption*

I forgive you...even if you are a psychotic kitty lol.

whew..thanks!

Me and my other personalities appreciate that.

*srry, I'm trying to get Kitty's forgiveness*

*But here anyway, take one* ps-use it wisely.

LMAO!!!!!! your one baaaaad kitty.

*rubs up against MCNutters*

And now you're mine.

LOL

is that a good thing or a bad thing...?
"whats up pussy cat, WHOA WHOA OH OH!"

LOL!

It's a good thing, honey. A good thing.

:)

hmmm....i'll have to think about it...

*giggles at playing hard to get*

Saucy little minx!

*shakes paw in the air*

You will be mine!!

LMAO

Sure kitty! Hide your Taycob lust behind mean comments! I know what's going on here.

*looks knowingly at crack kitty*

Similar to when little boys run up to little girls that they like on the playground and pull their pigtails, no? ;)

Hey Jimhy!! Found you!

I'm just checking in to see the latest news and what do I find? A shirtless Jacob.... no wonder you're all over this post... haha...

*shielding eyes*

Must not see, must not see, must not see.... jailbait yummy picture...

Sorry, have to go again... it's 1.30 AM, and I'm drunk and tired...

Bye!!!

Oh yes! Where there is shirtless Jacob, there I will be!

If you ever can't find me, just flash around a half-naked Jake pic, and I'll come running! ;)

*pulls Dutchie's hands off her eyes*

LOOK WOMAN!!! It's a crime to have all that hotness right in front of you and not take a peek! As long as you don't touch, you're all good. LOL

Drunk and tired, huh? Well, get some rest and no flashing! You never know where those paparazzos are hiding ;)

I'm under eighteen. . .Can I touch? Please? Pretty please?

*pulls JacobIsMyHeroin's pigtail*

You're over 18, right?

LOL

You're on a roll today you evil kitty!

Yeah, only I'm getting confused trying to respond to more than one post.

*shuts brain off to reboot*

We're all over the place today lol

Oooo hair pulling--kinky!

No worries here, I am of age!!!

*pushes crack kitty, takes her ball of yarn and runs away across playground*

LOL

Noooooo! Not the yarn!!!

Oh ho. You pushed me and ran away.

You love me.

lol

That's right! I took the yarn!
Nah nah na nah nah, you can't catch me!

*stands a few yards away from kitty, tossing yarn ball from hand to hand*

Here kitty, kitty, kitty....
You want it? Come and get it!

I'll be on the monkey bars.

LOL

Of course you will. I'm sure you feel at home there. LOL

*watches JIMH slip and fall on a hairball I wretched up earlier*

*grabs yarn and high-tails it home*

I'm tellin' mom. *blows raspberry* LOL

*pulls kitty's tail as she runs by*
*jumps up from the ground*

Oooooh! Hmph!

*crosses arms over chest*
*yells after crack kitty*

This isn't over! The next time we play dodge ball you better watch out!

Tattletale!

LOL

Bully!

Pick on somebody your own size, eh!

LOL

Nuh-uh! You started it!

You said mean things about my Jakey, then you pulled my pigtails!

I'm not speaking to you, so there!

*puts fingers in ears*

I can't hear you, I can't hear you!

LOL

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

*pokes JIMH in the ribs*

Get your fingers out of your ears!

*looks with sincere eyes*

I'm sorry I insulted your Jakey...I was only being a smart*ss...

*holds yarn up as offering*

:)

*slaps kitty's paw away*

Stop! That tickles!

Huh?

*pulls fingers out of ears to hear what crack kitty is saying*

Well....I guess I can forgive you...maybe.

*looks at kitty's wide eyes, a la Puss in Boots*

Okay, okay! Geez! I forgive.

Ooh, yarn! Wanna play cat's cradle?

I think my mom packed me some milk in my lunch, we can share.  :)

LOL

I kinda like being childish ;)

Okay! You can have half of my peanut butter n' jelly crackwich.

*sigh*

So glad we're friends again. :)

Me too! :)

*takes kitty by the paw, skips off with her to the swings*

*growls*
*shouting*
Very funny kitty!

*grabs dirty diaper and throws it on kitty*
*kitty trips and falls*

*pimsy bolts towards kitty*
*foot on kitty's back*

I hope you had your crack milk today! Cuz I feel like fighting! *evl grin*

LOL

*drinks double dose*

Cats don't trip, wolfy. We are A.G.I.L.E.

*smears doody from Jake's Diaper on PIMSY*

There. Now you don't just talk it. You smell like it, too. ;)

LMAO! Touche!

ROTFLMFAO!!!
(Literally rolling on the floor...pissing myself laughing...ppfffhhhhh!!!)

LOL

you've peed yourself a couple of times today *hands over a Depends* LMAO!

LOL thanks!
There's just something about this site that makes you lose control of yourself...and then there's drinking a 2L bottle of Coke in one go...

i don't think anyone here is good at holding back inappropriate comments anyways! that's why we get along LOL!

i won't ask lol

*Watches ILW's facial expression*
ROTFL!!
Sometimes I just have the urge to say whatever's on my mind at the moment when I realise that I'm thinking, but what I'm thinking can sometimes freak people out and then I end up saying even more freaky stuff because...because...
Hmm, maybe I should shut up now...ONLY I CAN'T (WON'T)!!
*Downs another bottle of Coke)
HAH!
LOL

Mean but funny!!

that hurt you mad kitty!

Sorry. I have occasional turrets.

just imagine when he's 18 and you no longer have to hide your love for him...i'm on to you!

*staying in the shadows, biding my time*

LOL

the bigger the better i alway say!

err... your gun is sticking out of the shadows lol

Oooops!

*pulls "gun" back in*

I always forget it's so big.

lol

*Smiles at new image stuck in mind*
Mom walks into the room and sits down....
*What are you smiling about?* she asks.
*Nothing...nothing at all...."

tehe

Um....I dunno....maybe because he's 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gee, ladies control yourselves!!!!

*grabs hose and attempts to cool off the wolf girls*

LOL!
dont hose us hose him!!! he needs it more. ;)

I LUV THE 1ST PIC REALLY GREAT and AMZlN Editing!!!

*stands up on tree in LaPUSH* BECCA You are AMAZING!!! THAT IS OVERWHELMINGLY GORGEOUS!!!!!!!! And THANK YOU, KATE!!!!
*throws leaves in the air for confetti*
*whips out champagne glasses and toasts*

Really nice visually.. thanks so much!!

;)

where did you stash those glasses? *smacks lips* can i have some bubbly lol?

*eyes brighten*

Well, of course!!! Anything for another wolfgirl... And I'm magic.. these things just appear..

*holds out hand, and glass appears*

Pours champagne and hands it over.

DAng, that is some NICE, NICe wallpaper.. I'd love to get lost in those woods.

And considering my awful sense of direction.. it probably wouldn't be difficult.

;)

don't you worry, the pack would find you sweets! *gulps bubbly and burps loudly* oh dear, where are my manners lol?

*smirk* That's what I'm counting on.;)
I don't know.. have you been hanging out with wolf boys a little too much lately?

*considers effects of hanging with wolf boys* could be, but i can't give them up! i am ruined for all others LOL *hangs head in shame*

*hugs back tightly* quite the sisterhood lol

*grin* No worries. Join the club.. we've all been irrepairably ruined for other men..

*hugs ILW*

Is anyone counting down till his birthday??

I do believe its going to be a world wide celebration

PARTY !!!!

ya the second one is better i agree w u where is rob piCsSSss?????????with kristen in the hotel roOOoooOMM?????? :D

oh yeah bring out those pics and let them start denying they are together
we can just be like"oh yeah well these pics say otherwise" lol
Whooooooooo Robsten forever <3

Arg!!! Right when I leave something new happens!!! Ahhhh!!!!

*singing*

One little, two little, three little packs!
Four little, five little, six little packs!
Seven little, eight little packs....... on Taaay's abs!!!!!!!

Beat that vamp chicks!!!! LOL

You better scroll down PIMS....

some grey face is dissing your wolf!

there's only so much you can do with makeup PIMSY! LMAO

LOL! There is not enough makeup to make Rob look as HOT as our Taycob *wink*

*ducks and pulls I Love Wolves down*

Watch out for the flying daggers!

*giggles*

*Takes out rocket launcher*

*Sets desired level of damage*

*Points at PIMSY and ILW*

Im sorry it had to be like this ladies :(

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

*screams and runs with Pimsy to 4TW's tree* Thanks for looking out!

*starts fidgting*
OK already we have now seen jacob amazing bod NOW bring out Sexy ass Edward

I cant wait much longer its like summit is playing around with my health and that aint very nice :(

Looking at the first pic i noticed that his body looks a lot like Alex Meraz's lol sorry ummm I just wanted to compare them ;] Lol

mmm...ya..his body does look like Alex's...
oh well...

they're both hot.

Yup their both hot so hey more for us to look at

hey Sorry for butting in - but Alex's belly button is an outie and this is not! So I think this IS Taylor's own body!

*facepalm* *weak smile*

Yes I observe all that!

oooooo ok well just because you said that im gonna pull up a Alex pic just to make sure were not missing any other diffrences

You know just want to make sure haha

I am so not allowed to look at this!!!

*covers eyes*

Haha! Me neither!

*covers eyes too*



*peeks through fingers anyways*


Lmao!

why? team edward are you?
scared you're gonna convert to Team Jacob?

Muahahahahahaha!
the ultimate power of the total hawtness of Jacob...

No...I was most worried about his age.....LMAO!

to b honest i dont like the first one , the second one is so much better, now i need a poster of EDWARD!

to b honest i dont like the first one , the second one is so much better, now i need a poster of EDWARD!

yummy boy.

AAAAAAAAAaahhhhhhhhhhh
*remembers taylor is only 17 ,starts crying*
Its ok only 8 more months and that boy better watch out cause we are going after him

lol

Why does he look so frigging young in this picture??

Oh yeah, because he is.

Dammit.

LOL

Yes, he IS, but I notice you still looked anyway.
*smug smile*
Hmmmm..

And it was VERY wrong of me. I may need counselling now.

Don't make me write another cheer about you, wolfy.

Seriously. Don't.

'Cause it really made my brain hurt to think that much.

LOL

*laughing* Not surprising.. considering your brain size, I'm sure it overloaded your neurons.. that was part of my evil plot to slow down you down so I could defeat you more easily.. But then again..considering looking at Taylor may send you into therapy..we could go that route also..
*flashes pic of Taylor with beautiful shoulders* So, soo kissable..yes?

Taylor + 3 years = therapy-free Kitty

I can't lust after a teenager, no matter how many abs he has.

You and PIMS can have him for now. LOL Maybe you guys can be cellmates when you're caught.

When you GET caught?

Where do you think I'm typing from?

I get free internet connection from my cell! LOL

Although this is more of an asylum *crazy eye twitch*

*shouting at nurse*

DON'T YOU TOUCH MY TAYLOR POSTER!

Time for your meds, PIMSY.

*crack kitty walks in in naughty nurse's uniform with needle*

Where do you want it?

LOL

*Pimsy bites lip and bends over*

You know where I like it.



LOL

*smiles*

Sorry, it's not very big but it's long as old heck.

LOL

Oooooo, do your pills give you sexy hallucinations about Jacob???

*whispers*

Can I have some too?

If that doesn't work for ya, I guess I could always go "crazy" myself

*starts practicing crazy eye twitch*

LOL

*gets shoved into cell*
*turns on PIMS*

PIMS!!!!! *growls, claws out*

So, he was 21, huh? HUH? Did you double-CHECK that information before you set me up with Seth???? 'Cuz he's 16. Yes, PIMS.. RRGGGGHH!!!!!! You know what??! I'm never letting you set me up on a blind date again..

*slides down the wall and looks at PIMS, who is tearing up*
FINE, come here you little idiot. You know I still love you..

So.. how are we getting out of here this time? We can't use the same tricks we have the last two times, and they took away my spoon at the door.
;)

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hey! How was I supposed to know he had a fake ID?

*looking down*

I guess the fact that I had to give him a sick note for school was a dead give away.



*sits next to 4tw wearing stray jacket*

*notices 4tw staring at jacket*



Oh this? Apparently its not okay to growl at the staff and throw food at them.



LOL

*rolls eyes*

PIMS..

*unbuckles straight Jacket,then looks at buckles*

You know, we could rip off one of the buckles, unbend it, and use it to pick the lock..

And when we get out... *glares at PIMS* I'm so not speaking to you.

;)

*chuckles*

Of course you will. I get you all the hot dates, young and full of energy *wiggles eyebrows*

Seth wrote btw. Said he is waiting for you on he outside LOL

*blinks*

Yes, PIMS..that'd be just a tad more exciting if he was the same age as his fake ID..

*lies upside down, feet up on wall, working on metal buckle*

Ooh, we could make some cool jewelry out of these, too.. Want a buckle ring?

LOL

Don't believe crack kitty, she has already admitted she's only biding her time! Deceiful kitty!

I only lie when nobody wants to hear the truth!

*mind runs in circles trying to decide what that means*

LMAO!

*eyes wide* No, kitty.. I wasn't LUSTING.. I was...deeply appreciating... and they can't jail you for that, yes?

And I wouldn't want to be competition for Pimsers.. I'll stick to old-enough-Seth when he comes out..

;)

LMAO!! *fist bump back*

got the pool boy thing from V last night. ;)

*screams at seth to rescue the damn blonde chick*

Seth yells back.. "I don't think she needs rescuing.. the water's only 3 feet on that end."

Dang... *blush*

*sigh*

LOL LOL

WTF DID I DO NOW?!

I JUST CAN'T WIN WITH YOU PEOPLE!

*sobs*
*looks at new pool boy, apparently named Jacob*
why hello there?

ROTFL.................................... ROTFL.......................... ROTFL....................

You so got me there, nutty!!!

*fist bump*

Sees lifeguard with "Seth" on back of shirt.

Excuse me, I suddenly feel like I'm drowning..

*jumps into pool*

LOL

I really, really want it to be Tyler Posey too..
*crosses cactus needles*

OH!!! YOu do!!!! *jumps up and down!!* He is mind-meltingly beautiful... but again.. I've only seen him act when he was a bit younger, so I don't know how he does hyper-high-energy....

*crosses claws*

We'll see. I'm trying to pretend he's not going to get it, so I'm not disappointed if it doesn't work out. Waiting to see who is Leah, also..

and what am i chopped liver?!

im closer to his age ya know. ;) muahahah

GRRR!!! *doofs nutty on the head and she falls into pool*

;)

Kissably aprreciating? Yes, officer, that's what she said.

LOL

Am I out of the loop..have they picked someone to play Seth already? Hey, wait a minute...he's even younger than Jake!
*spanks 4TW hard*

ACCK!! Don't touch my butt! I'm saving it for the wolves. LOL

I know.. but see.. I have it all figured out.. The saga was written a while back, THEFORE the characters have got to be legal age at this point..

And no, they have NOt picked a Seth yet. I was really really hoping for Tyler Posey because he has the most beautiful chocolately brown eyes and arms/hands in the world, but he looks as old as Tay and he appears a tad easygoing.. so not sure if that's a go..

I'm almost scared to look.

*worried* However, the casting decisions on the movie as a whole have been almost dead-on and I'm fairly picky if I have a vivid image in my mind of how I imagined it and I've been very happy with almost everything!!

*smacks kitty on head*

That's for spanking me.. *runs away laughing*

*rolls eyes*

See. Now just when I thought you were more than capable of carrying on a normal conversation you have to go and end it with an act of violence.

LOL

*appears in sparkly cape, boots, and mini-dress*

*in superhero voice*

IT IS BECAUSE ............. I AM HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND PRONE TO EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS!!!!!!



Plus.. I thought you'd miss it, if I forgot..

;)



*runs off into the night to attend a disco-fest*

lol

*pulls on white polyester suit*

Can I come, too?

*points finger up to the right..gyrates hip...points finger down to the left...repeat*

I got moves!

LOL

Ooh.. polyester... (not high-viscosity rayon?) *flips blonde hair*

Yes.. let's put aside our differences.. when it comes to dancing.. I'll go with anyone who has moves.. and YOU are amazing....

*runs to Mike' birthday party*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*runs to dance the night away with 4TW*

Damn, this polyester's hot and itchy!

LOL

*grabs kitty's hand and runs to party, laughing*

*stops concerned*

Ooh, hot and itchy??

No worries, my parties usually involve some form of water..

*hands kitty swimming suit* It's brand new.. I always carry extras in my purse.

*eyes wide* I'm very useful that way...

LOL

I look a bit silly in a 2 piece but I'm so thankful I scheduled my brazilian the other day!

Wouldn't want to have embarassing ...fur...poking out...everywhere....

*gasp*

I need a coverup. Pronto!! LOL

*scans area, sees funky tablecloth*

*whips it off table, and ties it into funky knot*

You are stunning.. Now go dance.. LOL

*SLAP*

Don't you remind me!!!!

*chuckles and picks up kitty, squeezing her*

How are you kitty?

*gasps for breath*

*kicks PIMSY in the bird do she'll put kitty down*

Man, a simple handshake will do, but I guess wolves are known for mauling their prey.
Oh, I'm not too shabby. Officially off until next Thursday, with just 2 stupid meetings to go to on Monday and Tuesday. Woooohooooo!
Freedom is so saaaaweeeet!
LOL

i don;t maul my prey. i just maul my food. *points at my avatar* Yummyyyy!

LOL!

But he's so young...wouldn't he classify as prey?

LMAO

hmm....you do have a point there.

oh well, need to work on my stalking prey technigues. ;)

Didn't you just come back from vacation?

Damn! That means I will have to put up with you until Thursday?

*evil grin*

Lovely!

LOL

Yep. You know you want me. LOL

I can tell by the way your av stares down longingly at mine.

*blows sweet kiss*

Just imagine how much the wolves can teach him in 3 years, you're in for a treat.

LOL!
got it covered. ;)

there's a line of wolf girls just dying to tutor him!

*raises hand*

I will be his tutor!!!!

I'm a VERY good teacher ;)

*drifts off into teacher/student fantasies*

Oh my! *shivers*

Where is that shamwow when you need it? LOL

Clean up in aisle... me!!!!

HI JIMH - Now that is definetly illegal unless you're talking college professor and handsome student.

Hmmm, Taylor is what, 17? That's old enough to be in college.

*eyes wide with innocence*

YES. Yes, that's exactly what I meant. LOL

here, someone taught me you must always have a shamwow on hand for emergencies such as these *hands over her shamwow*

*takes shamwow*

Thanks dear! You always have my back, don't you? :)
Um, I might need it for a little while, LOL

woOw this is better..... :D
can you belive s.th i don't see the clips yet :(((((((((((((((((

He looks kinda gay

your not welcome!!!

can someone please delete this nonsense!!

Dang! You get results when you ask for something, don't you?

Quick! Wish for more shirtless Jake pics to appear!!!!!! ;)

The twigods do listen to our prayers! Maybe cuz we sacrificed CH and MR a few days ago lol!

WTF?! YOUR MOM? not nice. :(

lets sacrifice...hmm who else...agh! the wanna-be jacob person. the other actor. LOL

dude, i showed my mom Jake's pic of the strip tease and her eyes popped out. literally. LMAO

I said MAYBE! Does that make it better lol?

lol! sure, sure.

Don't forget stupid Vanessa Hudgens! I threw her in there too for good measure ;)

Hmmm, so they appreciate our sacrifices, do they? Who else can we give them? Maybe the idiot Summit people that are trying to leave the sexy out of BD and make it PG-13? LOL

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!

WHAT A GREAT POST! EFFING HILARIOUS!!!!! I MEANT Y'ALL'S COMMENTS!

LOL

THANKS MC, COULDN'T TELL YOU LIKED IT OR ANYTHING WITH ALL THE SHOUTING!!!

We aim to please :)

LOL, I even said I might throw my mom in there if I got a full frontal of Taycob!

*Gets down on knees**Prays for more shirtless pics*

Please TwiGods, I promise to be a good girl and eat my Lima beans like mama says....
I'm not even over 18 so technically I'm not doing anything illegal...
Nope, Nope, Nope....

LOL

*joins cactus in prayer*

Twi gods, you have done such a FINE job with Taycob. We would love to further appreciate the beauty of this heavenly creature you have made. Please allow us to do that by granting us more pictures with less clothes. Amen.

There. Was that convincing enough? LOL

Hi, btw. Don't believe we've met yet! I know you've been getting this a lot, but your avatar is refreshingly original, love it!

*shakes WILF's hand*

your avi is pretty sweet too....

*winks knowing at the WILF part*

*shakes cactus's hand*
Ouch! Guess I have to watch out for the spikes. LOL

Why thank you!

*winks back*

I've actually had to explain to quite a few people what it stands for, so I'm always happy to meet a kindred spirit with a dirty mind that gets it right away!!! ;)

yay! it's gone!

Wow! Your wish was granted!!!

LMAO!

I just dont understand those people... what the*** are they doing here?

Well,however he appears, he's a beautiful boy and I can totally appreciate!
;)

Your avatar is godd*mn original.

WHY didn't I think to have a bland ol grey face to represent myself?? Shoot, you're so cool.

Even your name doesn't fail to impress. You must have spent a long time chosing them....it shows!

I love you, man.

KUDOS kitty! LMAO

ROFLMFAO
10/10 for sarcasm!!

LOL

*roars in fury*
*leaps forward and tackles lame-guest on the floor*
*claws on chest*

*lowering head closer to her victim's face*

Say it to my face leech!

LOL

that was quite entertaining...i have to say -- you sure do know how to scare someone PIMSY...i pissed meh pants right in front of the fam! thanks! geeze.
*leaves room to go change*
...i hope no one notices...
*quickly runs away*

LOL
It's okay, vamps always pee in their pants when they see me coming. LOL

I was just getting started btw...*evil grin*
I doubt I will get a reply though...Sorry to disappoint! *wink*

dang! i replied twice! dammit, now its three! UGH!

LMFAO
(I am laughing a LOT tonight...must be something in the Coke)

LOL

haha, my mom told me i was a coke baby! but -- she meant the drink...not the drug...like Whitney Houston says "Crack is WHACK" LOL

Whitney-? LMAO!!

Oh, I really love this place!!

*continues laughing*
*ignores annoying presence of The Mothership (she doesnt believe in vampires-which explains the lack of excitement in her life...)*

LOL

haha, i had to make some sort of connection to that!
 
 
but yes! motherboard has no excitement due to the lack of belief in vampires! we must do something! do i smell a twilight party comin on?! YES I DOOOO!

TWILGHT PARTY!!!!!!! HELL, YEAH!!!

WOOP!!

BRING ON THE UNICORNS!!!! AND THE ALCOHOL!!!

*does MC Hammer dance*

YES! cant forget the alcohol! oh, unicorns *does evil giggle* hehehe :D ahhh!
 
CANT TOUCH THIS!
 
 
 
!!!!!!!!!

*Does MC Hammer dance with AECullen*

Hammer time!!

*switches to Robot dance, pop and lock and KERPOW!! (Dont ask)*

You know, I got some vodka in my bag...*looks around nervously* Its the Russian kind...you want some??

haha, i think i'll pass on asking what you meant by "kerpow", sounds kinda like -- whats the word? *goes to dictionary.com* oh. yes. THAT word.
 
giiirl, you know i want some! thats the kind that gets you drunk REALLY fast and in the morning have this massive hangover that looks like Bella giving birth! hell yeah i want some!

LOL
awww man! i havent done #2 in a while too! stupid grey face...*purses lips and punches grey face avatar* maaan, its really cold too! and you know its cold when a vampire says it is.

but there was no dissappointment here, it was a good show to watch! though, our "GUEST" isnt much of a fighter. must be a newborn...

LOL
its really cold too :(

awwww, our "GUEST" needs to reply. i havent done #2 in a while! and there is no dissappointment here, just laughter and coldness, and its rare for a vampire to say their cold mind you *winks*

*eating BLCs and I love wolves popcorn*

We were waiting for you....I'm just gonna sit back and watch..but it appears that grey face has already been scared away!

I know! I was hoping for a fight too! *wicked smile*
I doubt I will get one though *pouts*

LOL

*notices fight has ended*
Aww, dang it!

LOL

Oh Well......

I mean what can we really expect from those grey faces anyway..

Stupid hit and run cowards!

You know whose ass you should be kicking? The person who liked the comment! We have a snake in our midst...

hmmm, I don't know who to trust anymore!

LMAO! hahahaha

I was just thinking that!!!!

*looks around for snake*

where?! where is the traitor? *cracks knuckles*

Now it's two of them! I think they're doing it on purpose now...

jeez, that was anticlimactic!

Is it over already? Damn! I wanted to see Pimsy in action.

I know, that was my first time getting to see a fight... and it ends right when it begins.....

Boo!!! *Throws popcorn at evil grey face as she runs away*

*Popcorn falls out of open mouth*
*winces at PIMSY's violence*
Be GENTLE now, PIMSY!!!!!! She's only a GUEST!!!!!

LOL! I WAS gentile!!

I didnt want to scare her TOO much cuz I was hoping for a reply....LOL

*patting spank me's back* be careful you don't choke lol

Awww, shucks!! The comment got removed!!

Bummer! Hey, is it kinda twisted that I was hoping for a bit more of a fight? I wanted to see Pimsy take someone out! LOL

Nope, not at all! A few minutes ago I was PRAYING that another grey-face would push their luck tonight...my praywers havent been ansered yet...BUT the night is not over!!!
*goes back to praying*

Oh, ok good then!

*joins SpankMe in prayer*

I will be buying some front row tickets if anything goes down!

LOL

Shut up and don't say anything thing if it's nuffin good!!!

You are just too cute when you say "nuffin".

Sorry, didn't mean to detract from your anger.

*heart melts*
Ooh. look at the little cactus threatening people!!!
*sees mean-looking spikes*
Wow.. so cute, yet so deadly..
*backs up a few feet*
:)

LOL i know how cool is that!!!!!

i love you, you little cactus you!!! *nudges her* OUCH!! stupid spikes!

*grins* careful,nutty!! She comes with built-in self-defense..

;)

ugh i know but she's soooo cute.

another weapon, cuteness! damn it caccy, what are you?????

LMAO

LMAO Oh my, you guys are so much fun!

But she's pretty tough:)

Thank you. I'm trying to be nice today. *smiles and shows fangs* Ooh, I know.. I bet she's a tough little cookie.. I can't look at her without smiling. She could be the next poster plant for world peace...

she will end up uniting vamps and wolves.

*envisions the volturi bending down,with puppy dog eyes, catering to little cactus's every whim*

LOL

we shall expect great things of her!

who knew a little cactus could bring raise such expectations, but I LOVE HER!

Yes, when I have gotten out of jail *glares at PIMs, furiously* for dating underage wolves who have FAKE IDs..... I shall join the campaign for wolf-vamp peace.. Although.. considering my love for fighting.. that may be a very bad idea.. *sigh*

Never mind.. ;)

Is there a word for Wolfpplant and Vampplant combined??
If there is, count me in...

Wompplant?

Wamplant? *hmmm* I'll have to work on that.. Bless your team Swiss lovin' little spikes..
*pat pat*

Ouch. *looks at hand. It heals immediately*

Helps to be wolf. ;)

LMAO!

She is a fiesty little thing!

Awwwwww.. I know.. I want one. LOL

it melts my heart too!

*sits next to ILW and squeals like mad at everything the cute little cactus does*

LOL

I didn't even realize I was typin until I already had it posted.....tehehe

*goes back to smiling sweetly*

*grins wickedly*
It's always the cute ones that can do the most damage.. So little cactus.. wolfplantl or vampplant or both?
;)

just let the violence come naturally, you sweet little thing * as proud as a mom*

ROTFLMFAO!
Ooooooohhhh girl, you gonna wish you never said that!!
*Awaits the wrath of the Wolf Girls*

LOL :)

She doesn't even KNOW!!! I already told PIMSY!!

ha ha ha ha ha *sing song*

Scratch that! she knows! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me a tattletale too! i told her on twitter lol!

Isn't tattling fun??? LMAO

yes, very highly gratifying, but damn the lily livered coward for running away and ruining our fun!

*Subtly hi-fives I<3Edward*
*whispers*
Good move.

LMAO!

Yeah still waiting for her.......

Gah if grey face said that about Rob....

this would have turned into a full out war by now!!

PIMSY's already gone for a full-blown Charge!!!!!!!
*points at PIMSY*
She's real mad!!

LOL

No Chance for the Mods...

Shes already long gone...

a pitty i'm always game for a good fight!

*evil grin*

Hell yeah! Nothing like a cat-fight to liven up your day! Maybe some other Grey-face will try their luck...

*starts praying for another fight*



LOL

OH I know!! I SAW!!

oops......

I'm such a tattlt tell

*evil laugh*

We need a little action now and then...

*laughs with I<3Edward*

Hmm, you think the Mods might interfere??

*looks around nervously*

*making popcorn but ready to join the fight if it comes to that*

Good Idea!!!

*Goes into kitchen and popps popcorn*

Hi this is my first post ever but I just had to say I like your avatar.

too bad your opinion doesn't count!

If you can't say something nice then keep it yourself....PLEASE! Thanks!

He looks tiny. :P

i really dnt like the first pic the top one....i dnt like the way his face is..its too babyish nd his ABBZ r way better than that...

but the second one is too sexxyyyy..woo..now we also need a shirtless edward poster..mmmmmmm.."sigh"

*Still reeling from TWO sneak peaks of New Moon*
*slightly hysterical*
Well, now, isn't that HOT??!!! By Dang!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I KNOW! im still reeling from the strip tease!

someone get that freaking shot to make vid and use the strip tease song "Just Leave Your Hat On"

LMAO

Okay I'm gonna be nice and admit that JACOB'S BODY WAS HOT BEYOND IMAGINATION!!!! I'm making dent in my mouse just replaying both scenes over and over and over and over again!


Edward's body was HOTTT too!
LOL

No Edward. It's all Taycob now, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta love em.

now i gotta find that song to show you...LMAO

pft the scene is replaying over and over and over in my own freaking head!

LOL edward...right.

*Sees the doubt in MCNutters face*
You dont think Edward's body was impressive?? Even if half of it was sprayed on?? Don't you think the artistic values (??) of the spray-on abs should count for anything??! WE CAN'T ALL HAVE JACOB'S BODY, YA KNOW!! AND HE'S JUST.A.BOY! THE MUSLCES WILL PROBABLY TURN INTO PUPPY FAT WHEN THE WHOLE TWILIGHT SAGA IS OVERRRRRRRR!!
*Downs another bottle of Super-sugary Coke*

LOL

sheesh..sorry. i prefer 8 packs over 4 packs. you know, more muscle to chew on. ;)

LE GASP. BLASPHEMY! *SLAMS FIST ON DESK*

it will NOT turn into puppy fat!!! you should know him better than that..ah but your a robward fan. *pats her head* in time, you will understand. ;)

it was sprayed on? looked real to me...
and get the hell away from that damn coke!!!!!! *throws away coke*
*hands her a red bull instead*

*whispers* i hear it can give you wings..i know, amazing right?!

LOL

RED BULL....it gives WOLF GIRLS wings, but CULLEN lovers grow horns....

ITS OK McNutters.....the more girls that don't appreciate the way our guys look..the less competition we have!
Plus SOMEONE has to marry all the gay ass guys..That would be team EDWARDSi! Leave it to the WOLF Girls to handle the hot guys....
**Takes McNutters hand to lead her away from Cullen Spammer**

I've been at this A LONG time...come with me to a special place.....I just gave you the link! heheheeh

You gotta change out of that JAke body..my heart and lower regions can't take being this close to it!!

be careful she has a weak bladder LMAO!

LMAO!

here just take it damn it! gosh... *hands her red bull so she'll STFU*

it will NOT turn into puppy fat! why? cos taylor is a 3 TIME WORLD CHAMPION MARTIAL ARTIST!!!!!!!

LMAO @ Le Gasp

*whispers*

Love how the desk just randomly comes out of nowhere...

Anyways...

YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!! P.U.P.P.Y. F.A.T!!!!

*Shakes fist like a demented old woman*

*Snatched Red Bull from MCNutters*

Seriously??!! Wings??!! I've always wanted to fly!!!!

*downs Red Bull in one go*

Mmmm, tastes addictive...kinda like Rob.

I Want another one. Now. I won't say please coz I'm bad. Real bad.

*does 'Bad Girl' pose*

Gimme one. Please.

Dang it, I just said it.



LOL

My husband looking at my computer: " Another shirtless Jacob Black background....Shock. Do they even make ones with him wearing clothes?"
Me: " They could...but why would they?"

*Dies*

This is to good, i basically can't breath when i look at them. To good...

People just don't understand, some guys just think its stupid, but how can it be stupid when you have pictures like these?!?!?!?!

I agree, why bother with clothes, you know no one really needs them...

love everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao.

"Why would they make one?" That's a great question.

I like all of the fan made poster. They all look amazing.

Husbands and their silly comments. lol...

am i missing something or is was the poster taken down

hahahahahahha :D

hahahahahahha :D

OH..my goodness!! Kate! They posted your pic here!
Kate is so talented! Visit our New Fan Site...DEDICATED to Jake and the Wolves:
www.jacobblack-n-pack.ning.com.
Kate has decorated our world with beautiful pics !! All Shirtless, of course!
I know Taylor Lautner and the wolves are gonna win the hearts of millions come Nov. So, we'll be ready for them at Our fan site! We were also at Vampire Baseball and have up close and PERSONAL pics of that day!!

Why would they indeed!

I can think of ZERO reasons to make a Jake background with clothes, and at least 8 to make them without--and those are just the ones located on his stomach! ;)

i didn't get the volturi video! :(

Uh-oh! And that's the one I thought went through just fine! Weird. Trying again now.

hahahahaha! i said something very similar on twitter last night!

Of course you did darlin! Great minds, and all that :)

Maybe more like dirty minds, LOL

Great dirty minds!

Sure, sure ;)

I get the same reaction from my family lol
"Are you looking at MORE shirtless Jacob pictures?"

OF course! At least until I get some shirtless SEth pictures to put up.

Exactly! I wouldn't mind a few more Embry Call pics... he is adorable.

This whole movie is about the Wolf Pack yet i haven't seen them as much as I have wanted *tear

SUMMIT I want a trailer with the Wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I do to!!!
When they showed the trailer at the mtv I wanted atleast a five second glimpse of them together!!!

Mannnn i cant wait til november anymore please summit just like a 2 second glimpse of them together and i'll be happy person!!

I would also love a clip of Jacob saying his line in the Quileute Language.

It is crazy of me to not only see their HOt bodies but to be in love with the wolves???????

If it is I totally dont care lol

When I heard there was going to be sneak pics at comic con I was praying for a wolf pack scene. More specifically a standing in the rain half naked scene.

Lol

OH YEAH!

i just have flashbacks of the sneek peek of the movie where he takes off his shirt to give it to bella and i think ill bring my heart attack pill to the midnight show at the premier hahahahhaha

They are deffinatly going need medical personel standing by for this movie, lol!

*runs off to watch movie clips again*

SO true!

i think i ll use this movie to take my adrenaline out instead of the rollercoasters this is a way more fun and exciting

mmmmmmmmmmm so hot!!!! who wouldn't want a guy like him lol.

Even though I am team Edward that is great!

My family looks at my computer and says the same thing about the pics of Rob shirtless in Italy...why would anyone want to put clothes on these men?

This is going to be one hot movie considering the amount of half-naked men running around...*sigh and faints*

boy oh boy do i know what you mean....im team switzerland i like edwards personality AND jacobs HOTTTTT body. i went to the movie last night the first scene when jacob took off his to to help with bellas head injury he took it off and all the girls in the cinema just sighed and then everyone cracked up laughing. good times. i plan on buying it the first day it comes out and then watchingit again and again and again etc

it's truly a nice change of pace, while I can appreciate pretty/beautiful women running around on screen half dressed & or naked, it nice to finally have a movie full of eye candy for us women! and w/ this cast, the eye candy is endless!
*sighs & grinning widely*

hahahahahahaha i soooooo agree!!!!!!!!!!

I hear you...it is so nice to have a movie full of eye candy for women! I have a very strong feeling that my mouth may be hanging wide open during the movie! Ooh, there are just so many choices for a woman, lol!

*joins twimomma in grinning and sighing deeply*

don't forget to mention the bucket under my mouth to catch all the drool too! ;)

see, my problem isn't my husband-it's my dad. he has a problem with half naked guys on my pc, so all these pics go straight on my memory stick!! ready to show to my friends.
this movie is going to rule!! couldn't agree with everyone any more!! cannot wait till november!!

your dad is like mine colourfulchatterbox ...and my mother....*sighs*...they never get used 2 d idea that I love Twilight....wait...wait...they don't know that I love Twilight.Do u believe if I tell u that I didn't tell my parents that I went 2 c a movie 'bout vamps(Twilight) ?? we're in d same water (or like they day it)

i told my dad that i went to watch twilight after i watched it, that way they couldnt stop me. but tbh twilight wasn't really worth it, but new mooon will be, if they see the trailers they may ban me from watching it so i'm hoping they don't cause i HAVE to see that film!! and the guys in it. ;P so i feel ur pain too. parents...will they never understand...

*hugs twiluver*

This is why you have us! We will help you in your secret twilife addiction! Consider us your twilight support group and those you can always talk to!

thx sooo much u guys!
it means alot 2 me.

I know! He actually asked if we had to go to mid-night showing because he didn't know if he could handle the screaming girls. I was like either way your watching it with me, and I will be freaking out. At least at the mid-night show I will just blend in with everyone else.

LMAO...you may blend in but the overall decibel level will be raised!

If hes so reluctant why dont u bring a gf instead? take him on your second viewing(cos we all know no one will watch this just once!)LOL

and yes, why bother putting pictures of him clothed up!? My only complaint with this pic*points up* Jake never wore jeans...he wore shorts didnt he?

Hands up who wouldnt kill for a little more skin!? (even if it is a calf muscle...but a very toned, tanned muscle it would be :D)

hell to the yeah!!!!!! he has great calves by the way. ;) *CHEST BUMP*

you should know after all the time u spend rolling around with him on the rez

LOL ya damn skippy. ;)

LOl!!!! your too funny. ;)

You could always take him to another showing. Everyone is gonna want to see it more than once. Plus, we will have to give it a few weeks for the screaming to die down so we can actually go back and hear the whole movie.

I recently got my neighbors (they are like an older brother and sister to me) to read the series and the guy was the same way asking if we were going to the midnight showing because he didn't want to deal with the screaming, but his wife and I were like fine you can sit go another day and sit there by yourself.

Let's just say he is going with us.

we are so misunderstood!

LOL yeah...tis sad. :(

oh well. im single so i don;t care about "the others." LOL

thats one great poster and banner!!!!! great talent they have! thanks for sharing girls!

btw, 2 DAYS GONE?! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
and of course he's yours too. i meant that when leydy and i have private chats we both know who's who's: she has rob and i have taycob. >>> the better one LOL

My boss was hovering all day yesterday and I had to pretend I was being productive! Can you imagine? And then I couldn't post cuz my laptop is dead...*cries remembering such a horrible time in her twilife*

yes im jealous too! the good kind. LOL
but i dont talk smack cos she comes here and she was nice enough to bring us pics and i dont know her personally to talk smack.

aawww HUGS!!!!

yay on first on the other post! Am so jealous of her and some haters need to stop saying her pucker looks bad can you blame the girl for what was probably an instinctual reaction to being THIS CLOSE to his uberglorious and luscious mouth?!

ooh poor u!'
I'm 13 yrs old & my family don't know that I'm a BIGG Twifan..they never even heard of it..Yeah I know what you're thinking...Mum doesn't even know that I bought d books! I f I tell her that it's about vampires and romance she goes: What? and my sister would side her and my other 4 bros & siss...Yeah I know ....*cries...WHYYY???? WHY ME???"

*SIGHS*
so I understand your LITTLE (compared 2 mine)problem I Iove Wolves

most of us here have secret twilifes too lol but we have a freat support system at NMM

tell me about it!

every time i go to work i have to clean up dog poop and piss!

LOL

LOL sorry!

LOL sorry!

aww fudge! *hugs*

having to earn your keep is so difficult!

I KNOW!!!

But really what else are we supposed to do when there are a bunch of HOT shirtless men walking around? It would be a crime not to look, lol!

u know he to fine for that

haha Totally!!! Im gonna love this movie EVEN MORE just to see them shirtless!

what's wrong with your husband?!

umm...he's a guy? LOL

Very well done!! Im soooo glad to be on both team I can enjoy both sides of sexiness lmaooo =]

Same!;)

calmly walks up to display at nordtroms and *runs with tay display* sayonara suckers!

Is this official?!!

Even though I'm an Team Edward. I can appreciate Jacob and his fine 8 pack. :)

OMG your avatar! LMAO

*screams like a little girl* squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6th!

*looks warily around room for wolf girls*
*sighs*
Looks like I'm gonna have to bring out my Wolf-revive-drool-cleaning Kit... again...

This is awesome.. work it WOLF MAN... now, GIMME SHIRTLESS EDWARD... NOW!!!

You should just have the kit on you at all times! You know we are easily excitable!

Ooh I have it with me at ALL times, I just don't like showing it off.. *sighs* you guys just dont me another option.... lol

*points to fence* Keep to your side please!

it's too easy to get through the fence, effing has made many holes lol

NO! we have LOCKED GATES AND TIGHT SECURITY SYSTEM LIKE IN THOSE SUPER DUPER ACTION/SPY MOVIES!!

where if anyone crosses a huge siren goes off that says "back away slowly" over and over LOL!

and we work hard to cover up those damn holes!!!!

Darn :(

Is that really Tay's body though? Weren't some of you girls saying it's his head on someone else's body? I can buy that after seeing the clip from Comic Con.

buahaha.. YES... its NOT his body... haha... you can tell right away... that's why it's a FAN made poster.. it's really good though!!!
oh and I have NO intention on jumping the fence.... too stinky over there....
*walks away giggling*
I was merely admiring the hotness... ehhh

no its his real body.. its from the cardboard cutout that are in nordstroms window

I agree, it's his body. I just double checked the sneek peek and the belly button is in exactly the same place.

Yea that's what VWL told me, but somehow... it doesn't look right to me
*shrugs*
Eh who cares... looks good and good enough for the wolf lovers =)

That's Jake from the Nordstrom's Pack cut-out so does that mean Nordstrom used a fake body?

hehe I think so... or maybe not, but it doesn't seem to fit appropriately... ? Idk...

sure sure...just admiring...and it doesn't stink, it's a cultivated odor, all a matter of taste lol!

lol... pshh cultivated odor LMFAO... okayyyyyyyy!!!

don't know, but i am pretending it is and licking it LMAO

*looks at you funny* You're starting to worry me, hun..

i know...i need a man to tame me lol.

fourht?

fourth*
yay! top 5!

Very good job on the poster!

second?!?

nahhhh im third!!!!
YEAH!!
im third on a post about Hot JAcob...
not team jacob...but i recognized when i see a hottie!!!!

OMG
OMG its so illegal!! =)

Every thought going through my head is illegal...and making me so conflicted since I'm team Robward!

*looks around for wolf girls that will tackle me to the ground*

*crawls under table for cover*

*peeks under table at OMC*

Well, since he is unbelievably hot, I guess I can't blame you for lusting after him.

You may look from your side of the fence, but no hopping over!

We have border patrol, so we'll know if you try to make a move!!!

LOL

*crawls out from under the table*

Apparently your border patrol doesn't notice the holes in your fence...so I technically didn't hop over the fence, lmao!

Even a vamp girl can appreciate the hotness of Taylor!

AMEN SISTA!!!!!
we deff appreciate taylor's Hotness!!!
=)

Well, I am certainly happy that you appreciate Tay!!!

Gah! The stupid holes! *face palm*

Well...even if you didn't actually HOP over, it amounts to the same thing! So there! LOL

If we catch you on the wolf side, there's gonna be trouble! You've been warned!!!! ;)

*lets out deep hiss*

What kind of trouble? lol

I'll leave for now, but I'll come back! lmao

*crawls through hole in the fence*

*growls*

You don't wanna know what kind!

*puffs out chest*

Yeah, you better run!!! I am the guardian of the fence, FEAR ME!!!!!

*starts hammering boards over the hole OMC crawled through*

*stands, peeks over fence*

Oh, and don't think I didn't see that crowbar!!!! I'm on to you!!!!

LMAO

That darn EFFING! She promised to fix the holes!

Yeah...she forgot to fix those whole...we'll go with that

*drops crowbar that is behind my back* lol

But she...what the? *Spies crowbar as omc turns away and shakes her fist in the air* you better go back to the sparkly side! *Takes out her toolkit to mend fence*

Ugh! Can't count on her for anything!!!

*gets out hammer and nails to start fixing the holes*

2nd!
Yummy pics of Jacob!

i want a shirtless poster of rob :)

but this is a nice one of jake nice editing

poster?

no-no, I want the real shirtless Rob!

Lol

oh yes shirtless Edward sparkling :)

How about a life size stand up of him shirtless? That's what I want to go along with the other one I have!

haaa i def agree with that!

you got that right!!! i need mai shirtless rob xD

You should make one :)

i want it to be his real body lol i wish i was that talented plus all the paparazzi pics from italy of his shirtless dont have that gorgeous crooked smile

in due time then.. in due time.

i hopeeee so .. now thats a poster i need in my room ;]

Lol.
on the roof above your bed
;)

why do you feel guilty? lol

haaa yes i want a poster just like that! only professional lol i have the almost kiss... but the shirtless photo is on my phone so i can see it more often

Lol.
I felt so guilty with having that desktop.
*bows head in shame*
But it was so good looking!

haa thats exactly what i was thinking!

lol.
I put a shirtless Volterra Rob picture as my desktop picture..
finally.
*minimizes window........*
*reopens window, smirking*
its quite lovely.