*Looks at the picture. Tries to find coherant words. Looks again and stares blankly*

I LOVE BEING A WOLF GIRRRRRRRRRRL!!!! I love you LMCullen!!

*Licks my screen again*

*Whispers* I sent an email a week or so ago, telling you Alex would replace Kellan. *Winks*

I am so distracted I can't spell!

I'M SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

First- Wolf PACK postsss! Tay, Kiowa, Chaske AND Alex!
Second- Its a Friday!!!
Third- A psycho cat attacked me!!

It can't get better than this!

Now I know how it feels to have unicorns on post... well I just had a HUGE dragon!

LOL I LOVE Fridays!!

You did!!!!!!??? I'm so jealous! *sneaks under desk*
Give me a second!

LOL

Bad PIMSY, bad!

OMG ROTFLMAO!!!

You can try that OR just change the screen so that you stare at the pic and you will get a GIANT DRAGON!!!

Glad you girls got a little candy today!

Happy Wolf Pack Friday to you all!

* strolls to the other side of the room holding breath *

*still distracted my Samske's grin*

hmmm? Wh-what?? Oh yes thanks!

*sees OE walk to the other side*
*gives a bright smile*

*brings out another shamwow to stare at Sam-wow*

Ah IHowl! Long time...

*coughs* whats this dragons malarkey...?

Let me in the club will ya?

Long long time!!!!! How are you???

*grinning painfully*

Wolfmen + Wolf girls = Dragons

Just like Vampmen+Vamp Girls = Unicorns!!

There now you are in the mythical beasts club!!

ohh....dragons * stares at the screen at drifts away,daydreaming*

Thanks to you Hazeena now when I see Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire all I can do to stop giggling when the dragons come is, stuff my mouth with my knuckle!

LOL!

LMAO!!

Amen, sister.

Third for me - I sneezed and the dog in my office went apes**t.

Wait...it CAN get better.

::Steps up to the microphone, clears throat, and sings::

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Fursploding wolf, can I be your gal?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Love the amendments to the Def Leppard classic!

Thanks! I didn't want to amend it too much. The song is fantastic as it is.

Love Def Leppard!

LOL.
Glad I could make your day a little brighter!

*tales bite of wolf burger and swig of crack milk*

*pinned against the wall by Scarlet*
*shouts*
HERE KITTY, KITTY...Scarlet here said your milk tastes sour!

Right, wolf girls - hate to butt in like this, but what's with the Disney takeover?

First 4TW with Zefron, now PIMSY with Miley!

What's the story?!

Are you trying to disguise your wolfishness so you can sneak into our vamp posts and drool over the Cullens? ;)

LOL!
We are trying to disgust the vamps away from our post...hint, hint.

But YOU can stay...*glares back at psycho kitty, Scarlet and URMLN*

Ohhhhhhh.......

You have no idea how terrified I've been.

LOL
Yes, I know Hannah Montana is scary...I'll change back to my blue wolf eventually *smiles*

Thanks PIMSY! :) *happy dance*

May I take this opportunity to say your wolf boys are looking extremely ho.. er, I mean... well.

*head snaps back at bean*

Yeah, watch it there bean...I have a short fuse!



LOL

Well looky, looky, what the cat dragged back in(hopefully w/ her gun) lol

Oh gawd!!!!!! What did I do to deserve this???????? Shut up! I know exactly what I did! LOL

Do you see anything you like here, my dear leech-licker? *flips fake blond wig*

I'd prefer a messy Bronze one.......

Dear god. Now crack kitty has seen it all.

Must be the drugs affecting my vision....

Miley doesn't belong on this site.....

*shakes paw at Pimsy*

*wonders off to rehab*

Lmao

HEY!!!
My computer's not showing Hannah Montana as her avatar.
I think im going to have to b*tch slap it again.

*Looks at monitor and sighs*

Do you think I like hitting you?!

LMAO!!!!!!!

hahahahah



*shouting*

AND STAY AWAY!


LOL

PPPSSSTTT

Fat chance for you to get left alone by anyone. Especially w/ a emtionally disturbed kitty w/ a machine gun after you. lmao

LOL!

That kitty is psychotic! I think I will adopt it! If it doesn't fill me in the process!

So you official stole Scarlet's place in my hate list, huh?

So I guess it will be you and me now, little stalker!

Lol I don't think crack kitty wants you to adopt her......especially w/ her trying to raise money right now in KStew's post to send you to emotional anger rehab. lol

AND THANK YOU!!!

But now that the chase is gone I'll probably dump you. lol

YES!!!!!!!!!

I mean! Nooo! I will miss you too much!



LOL



(Jk! I do like you btw! Its my alter ego PIMSY that doesnt!)

Wow, you're personalties are really duking it out.

Aawwww you big softy (And I already knew that duh!) lol

(I like you too, it's just URMLN that thinks you smell like wolf) lol

Sorry to mislead, but I'm a girl cat and I have nothing to "fill" you with.

You perv.

LOL

LMFAO!!!!!

That was some funny a$$ sh*t.

hahahahah!!!!!!!!

OMG! Girl, you're going to get me fired! All this laughing...Everybody knows invoices are not funny!

Omg, invoices constantly make me crack up at work.

I am so jealous...wish I could go on this site when I'm working. You guys are lucky...just don't get caught! LOL

LOL!

How come your not at work today???

I know, I constantly have to keep an eye over my shoulder...my boss can be worse than your kitty on crack!

My a** is on vacation, and I find I'm wasting an awful lot of it on the computer when many different projects are waiting to be done around the house.
*sigh*
Can't get my furry butt in gear.

Well get your @$$ at the new kellan post and scroll down!!!!! its HOT!

Ops! Typo, meant to say KILL me, not FILL me! hahah

RRRIIGGGHHHTTTT......sure you did. *Raises eyebrows*

*blows raspberry at Miley*

*coughs up huge hairball in Pimsy's shoe*

hehe.

*kicks kitty*

*kitty flies and falls on a near by stream*

I hope you can swim!



Poor thing! LOL

*swims to shore, sets free big cat turd to float downstream to Pimsy*

LOL

"That kitty is psychotic! I think I will adopt it! If it doesn't fill me in the process!"

so you want some filling huh? FREUDIAN SLIP! LOL

p.s. yes im all about them slips. im the slip girl lol.

*tries to walk in grumpily, but it is nigh impossible with the happy face and nice tan*
Hi, bean. I'm in a funk. *flashes impossibly white teeth*
and I thought I'd take everyone with me..
I see your avatar is happy. Nice, but perhaps he needs a tan?
;)

*licks at Zac avatar*
YUMMYYYYYYY!

*laughs as Scarlet pukes*
*shouting at Scarlet*
I HOPE YOU GET DEHYDRATED!

LOL

ROTFL... I feel so abused.

*hands on 4tw's shoulders*
*shaking 4tw violently*
SNAP OUT OF IT WOMAN!!!!!!!
I need you! The vamps are coming back! This battle tactic is not working!!! hahah

Bring them on.. I'll dazzle them with my pretty teeth. and my abs. God I'm beautiful..

ROTFL........................

*Girly horror movie scream!*

4thwolf what did you do to yourself?!

Why is that crotchless man-barbie on your avatar?!

He's beautiful, isn't he? I think he's mad sexy!!! Efron for Edward in Breaking Dawn.

*runs away laughing*

I like my guys pale and interesting, thanks...

But Jackson used to be a Disney boy? Does that count?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdIf8_3IAPU

Oooooooooooooh, bean.. *big blue eyes wide, surprised* that was sort of surreal to see Jackon so ...perkyish.. cool. Thanks. I am officially educated.

and got it.. pale and interesting.

*Zach looks hurt*

Hey, hey.. I'm .. I'm ..boring???

lol

I know, right? Who'd have thought Jackson could look so clean-cut? I definitely prefer him now though, looking a bit dirtier.... in more ways that one.. ;)
 
And the 'pale and interesting' thing was just a turn of phrase. I'm sure Zefron has loads of interesting things to talk about... basketball, singing, Vanessa Hudgens....
 
*tries to look sincere so as not to hurt 4TW's feelings*

Okey Doke!! Thank you..

*runs off to jump in mud and be dirty*

lol

I must have missed something. Who is this VS person?

*facepalm*

Oh, THAT VS.

Gotcha.

Well since I'm all about the corruption today it seems that I'll be trusting you to chaperone her.

Little sisters growing up should be forbidden.

Hmm.......

*calls toward 2nd star to the right*
PETER!!!!!!!! I've got an Idea!!

GO TO NEW KELLAN POST AND SCROLL DOWN!!!!!

Hey Bean!

No handy Reply boxes near your link so I'm using this one.

I thought about what you said with Jackson on Disney, and here's my conclusion.

After listening to 100 Monkeys, then HSM and Miley I think it's safe to say that Jackson and Disney are like 2nd cousins that have outgrown each other....that's not to mention the film differences. Safe to say he's ours now. : )

Phew! *lays down on the floor next to Darcy*
*resting cheek on ground*
Mr. Darcy do you have some water? I'm exhausted! The vamps are giving me any slack today! They keep jumping the fence!

damn typossssssss! hahah
AREN'T giving me

Hooray! He's successfully crossed over. :D
 
Needless to say, I would have no problem corrupting him if he was still on the Disney side of the fence... ;)

V.S. Mr. Darcy?

C'est le nom d'un magasin qu'elle avait fait mal pour faire des emplettes à, mais n'a jamais eu la raison à. Jusqu'ici. Elle est captivée.

Et elle emploie votre par la carte de crédit.

Elle sera de retour plus en retard. beaucoup beaucoup plus tard.

;) You've just made her very happy.

*AAAAAAAAACKKK!* Ok, never mind.. I've just been scarred for life over on Kellan post.. *blush* DANG!!!
I think Gigs and I will um..go bowling instead. Little too much too early can never be a good thing.
Dang!!!
*very very casually* So.. um..should I tell Alfred to set any extra plates for dinner. Any el- ... guests showing up?*
*waits hopefully*

Disney or not I'm fairly positive that he would appreciate your efforts at corruption very greatly.

Go for it anyway.

: )

*eerie music*
Ok.. now I'm getting afraid. Did you...did you just tell Bean to go corrupt someone.
*wicked wicked smile*
*picks up cell*
Um..Gigs..your big brother is TOTALLY pro-corruption today, better take what you can get.
*Gigs screams happily and runs off to VS*
*Zach walks off laughing*

*hands PIMSY water bottle*

Here you go.

Today's been nuts to say the least.

Ops! Did I scare you Mr. Darcy? I'm sorry! I was just protecting our rez! I can play nice *apologetic smile*

Oh, no worries. Feel free to protect the rez by any means necessary. As soon as I figured out what was going on everything fell into place.

But its still been a bit bizarre.

BIZARRE??? NO

Funny! ALWAYS! But bizarre will not do, Mr. Darcy!



*runs and changes avatar*

For the record....I love crack milk. =0D

Awwww.

*passes glass to Scarlet while glaring at Pimsy*

You help yourself whenever you want.

It does a body good.

:)

*still laughing at Crack Kitty's avatar*

THANKS!

*takes a swig*

Just a suggestion...I think you should change your name to CrackKitty...I LOVE IT!

Ha! I'll take it under advisement!

ROTFLMAO

You're hilarious...definitely one to watch!

Scarlet, love!
You okay? Did I scare you? *kicking dirt*
I think I scared Mr. Darcy...I didn't mean to, I mean...I was just playing!

Alfie, sweety, you never do anything to really scare me?

How did you scare Darcy?

Dont know, but he was kinda freaked out. LOL! So you still hate/love my guts?

Alfie, honey...I will love/hate you for the rest of my existence.

LOL

I told you I wasn't scared, just...well that was just odd since I didn't get it. : )

Do you realize how difficult it is to genuinely scare/bother me?

HAHAHA

Didnt get the Hannah Montana avatar? Was that it?
I have no idea what really scares you, but I know what makes you uncomfortable...and I don't want you to feel that way :)

*WHAM!*


*Slams pims into the wall and watches in seething anger as she slides to the floor*


*Flips pims over, pinning her arms behind her back*

Your good day has just ended!

But since I am practicing being a merciful creature, I’m going to give you an opportunity to explain my destroyed red pair of Jimmy’s…talk fast!

LOL!

Those shoes were hideous! I did you a favor! Plus BBSS jr was teething!

*looks around for kitty on crack*

HERE KITTY, KITTY...Scarlet here said your milk tastes sour!

*Rips Alfie up off the floor and grabs her by the arm*

You're coming with me.

*Drags Alfie through the forrest and begins to ascend the mountain.*

You need to see what happens when someone destroys my shoes.

LMAO!
Should I hop on your back?

I'm pleased that you're not too opaque to catch the reference, but no...this isn't a joy ride.

Search party's don't look for bodies at the peak of a mountain.

*Grabs Alfie by the ear ignoring her helpless whimpering and continues to drag her up the face of the mountain*

*blinks innocently*
You take them for a refreshing hike?
Not so scary.
*grabs Pims and runs up tree, grinning down at Scarlet*
OOh, you missed your opportunity to say, "Hold on Spider Monkey"
But I like how you spelled forest.. "Run Forrest, Run!"

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS WOLFY!

I don't want TWO sets of wolf-blood on my hands!

*oh, no worries* I'll just be over here doing some video editing.

*grin* *adds mood music*

lol

LOL...shut-up "dedison" girl...it was an honest typo!

lol

*SLAM* .. Don't tell me to shut up.. And dedision was totally intentional. Is it my fault that you don't know "unwords" *rolls eyes*

;)

*at tree top, laughing hysterically with 4tw*
*throws a tree branch on Scarlet's head*
*fists bump*

I think she was gonna make me watch her sparkle! LOL

*grins at Pimsy* Ooh,that would have been PRETTY!!! Why did you let me stop her?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOL

But the windchime affect would have made my fur stand on end.. hm.. glad we're up here..

So...*eyes sparkle* How many pairs of her shoes have you ruined yet?

LOL

I'm not one to jump in on other conversations........

but dammit! 4TW - you had to do it, didn't you?

That "spider monkey" line is krytonite to us vamp girls.
LMAO

*secretly hopes there is a tiny bogus dialog line for wolves in New Moon which will torment on the same level as "spider monkey" *

Oh, please OE.. jump in anytime.. this is a public forum.. and we know each other from days past.. Yes. I understand the kryptonite, honey... I can make a mean, mean, argument, but once someone pulls out the Rob's a man and Taylor is only 17.. I am destroyed... at least momentarily. ;)

LOL!

That's hilarious.

*appears in front of Pims grinning*
Uh.. Pimsers... I have a little video that might change Scarlet's mind..
*wicked wicked smile*
It was at a party that you missed.. involves some serious snogging with wolf-boy..
*sees crack kitty* Ooh.. look at that.. that's funny.
Never mind.. 'sic crack kitty on her. that would be funny.
LOL

Thanks for the welcome mat. I couldn't add more to the above post - so I had to go where there was an opening.

Taylor won't be 17 forever - like someone else I know.........

OMG - just realized - even though they are married - isn't that statutory "you know what" on Bella's part?

Oh yes, I forgot about all the fake i.d. - whew - I guess she's off the hook. Charlie wouldn't have to arrest her after all.. but he thinks Edward is 17. I have just stumbled into very confusing territory.........

You know, that is such an interesting way of looking at it OE..

Thank you so very much!!

*logs this info away*

*beams happily*

LOL

THAT IS IT!!!

*Pounces into the tree and shoves Alfie to the forest floor*

"Launches out of the tree landing on Alfie*

*Ties Alfies appendages to four separate trees, face down*

Now...you have a few options here...

1. You can replace my $1295 shoes.

2. You can plead for your life and dedicate the remainder of your days in servitude to me.

or

3. You can die a slow agonizing death.

*Pulls vile of acid out of purse, unscrews lid, and takes a whif*

Ahhh...I love the smell of Trifluoromethanesulfonic acid in the morning.

This reminds me of my date last night....but my options were different. LOL

*pulls hands and feet and snaps the trees in half*
*gets up from floor*

*bolts towards Scarlet, tackling her to the floor*
*wraps ropes around Scarlet arms and legs*

Now lets see what your options are *evil grin*

Crack kitty to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs rope. unties Scarlet. starts dragging pansy blue wolf up mountain again*

You are no match for this cat! Crack is wack!

Replace the jimmy choos or die!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF kitty!!!!??? She said your milk is SOUR!!!!!!! Not me!!!!!



hahaha

*easily slips ropes off arms*

If you natives don't teach your young to tie knots better than that, what's the point of even teaching?

*leaps through the air in a double back flip and lands on Alfie's shoulders*

*Bites Alfie on the back of the neck*

*Pounces of Alfie and side-kicks her into a tree splitting the tree in twain*

Nuh huh.

I see what you're pullin', throwing blasphemic words into Scarlet's mouth about my milk!

B*tch slaps Pimsy.

*takes pull of crack milk for next round*

rat tat tat!


lol

*grabs kitty by the neck and throws her against Scarlet*

*bolts towards pack*



I need to find out who has been feeding that cat crack! LOL

*Picks Alfie up off the ground*

Now...since you amuse me...I'm not going to end you just yet.

*Places dog collar and leash around Alfie's neck*

*Pulls Alfies credit card out of her pocket*

AND since I REALLY liked those shoes, I'm not giving you a choice.

You're taking me shopping at Nordstrom's. Get in the Ferrari pup.

Sorry, dear vamp I love to hate but I have to go now! Work is pilling up and my boss can be scarier than kitty on crack! LOL
We will have to postpone our fight! *licks Scarlet's face and runs off*

Good...Deal I have to pack for my kid and take her to the movies....later
hooker!

*dances with glee behind Ferrari*

*swishes tail in Pimsy's face*

LOL

Okay I gotta say you guys have Alex and he is smoking hot. *Considers asking vampires to change Alex* lol

*throws whats left of Scarlet's Jimmy Choos on URMLN's head*
*tackles URMLN to the floor*
*turns URMLN, face down*
*pulls her hair back*
So your not afraid of me, huh?

*Throws PIMSY off*

No im not!

And who pulls hair during a fight?!

That's so tv typical cat fight (you sure you're a wolf and not a house cat?)

lol

*Throws some cat nip at PIMSY*

Hey!!!!! You keep kitty on crack out of this!



*throws bad Korean videos on URMLN*



Take your sh!t out of my rez!



LOL

Did someone mention catnip?

LMFAO!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

OMG! I just got a good look at your avatar!

That's one of the top 10 freakin' funniest things I've ever seen!

*still laughing*

LOL.

He gives me a feeling of security.

LMAO

*Throws Korean jams off of the La Push cliff*

Oh no I have something new for you!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b2wJt4qCYU

Listening to that when you're done peeing on everyone's else's lawn or whatever you wolves do!

Man. Don't go to that bar to get laid.

LOL

Amanda!

I owe you for sending links. Do you need some help with the wolves????

No! some of them are very bad (well one really) and you could get hurt. lol
(But if happened to have a rolled up newspaper on you that'd be helpful)

Thanks Eileen:)

Actually I have two rolled up newspapers that are taped on the ends to hold them together.

**Thwap! Thwap! Tests newspapes strengths by hitting it in my hand**

Yep! They are ready to go!

Just aim for PISMY then. She seems like the only one that needs obedience training!

Okay!

Here PIMSY... *whistles softly thinking maybe a wolf will come the way a dog does*

Got a surprise for you....

At last wolf pack news :D

Ok, thank you TWP. Perfect. This is just...UGH.
Thanks to you I don't know where exactly to stare at.
*scrolls up to stare at our three yummies*
*sigh*
*scrolls back down to stare at TWPs avatar*
*ugh*
*scrolls back up...*
ouchie my finger... help ;P

sooo love ur avatar

thanks ;)
yours isn't bad either... if we could only replace that brunette chic with ME, thank you LOL

The other two (other than Alex) look the best I've ever seen them in this pic... I dunno why.. but I like it a lot... it's kinda funny how short Alex looks in this pic compared to the other two... I don't care though... I still think he's smokin' hot.

Yeah, I always thought he was really tall for some reason.... Unless Chaske and Kiowa are HUGE!

Beannnnn!!!! Chaske is huge!!!!!

*giggling*

Yes he is!!!!! He is 6'3 or something :-)

love the picture

I completely agree! This is what I'm talking about! I love being a wolf girl, these guys are pure hotness! (Howls)

LOL and im distracted by your butt pic! oooh are you first on this post?

LOL :D

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

CHAAAAAASSKKKKKEEEE!!!!!!

*faints*

EDIT - it is a huge surprise that I could even manage to write what i wrote above - *sigh* Doesn't he look like a true Alpha????

That grin will be my death! I know for SURE!

Howly I just noticed something. Just...let the scenario play out in your head.

Chaske on a motorcycle, in THAT outfit and sunglasses, you on the back.

Chaske is SO bad@$$
My Alex is gansta, word. Which means I'm ganksa, and will muck someone up if they touch him. ::Smiles sweetly::

Now TRP needs to get over here.

Add this...

With me hugging his chest/waist and my chin on his shoulder...

*melted in to a puddle*

****ANNOUNCEMENT**** HOWLING GIRL IS TEMPORARILY RENDERED USELESS PLEASE WAIT FOR HER TO REGAIN HER SENSES... THANK YOU!

LOL!!

We should just make a biker group.

B.A.M.F.W.

All of us riding on back, our hair flowing in the wind, cruising the deserts of the southwest.

*Thinks about it, and visualizes.*

..........................

OMG BAMFW!!!

LOL LOL LOL!! Yes our hair flying in the wind!

*sigh*

*brings out a mop to clean the floor*

SOrry the SHamwow can do only so much!

My Sam-wow!!!!!

LOL! Girl I am SO happy you got your Sam-wow!

I am trademarking BAMFW before the vamp girls flip and take it for themselves.BAMFV. It just doesn't fit as well.

*Puts on my leather, aviator sunglasses, and waits for Paul*

Bring it on bad boy! *purrs*

Thanks so much TWP - you girls kept me going.

I think i was getting a bit too depressed - now that I have got my Elixir i think Friday is gonna be much much better!

Payroll here i come!!!!!!!!!

*sees Howling girl on floor, and boss coming... *quickly dials his number and arranges to meet him outside the building for a very "urgent meeting"*
*prepares to b.s. her way through stuff which she knows abolutely nothing about.. So uh.. we've noticed a discrepency in the evaluation that was recently done on your administrative processes and I wanted to discuss this serious matter in it's entirety."
boss: what was wrong?
*sees Howl jumping up and down, stopping to lick screen occasianally, and panics*
Um.. *narrows eyes* Why don't YOU tell me what you think could be done differently.
*looks at Howl through window and glares. "GET IT TOGETHER IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES!!*
LOL

*throwing paranoid looks on the computer and around the whole floor*

Are you telling me the truth when you say you are from NY... i think you might be working on the same floor as I and just BSing me here...

How did you know what just happened here???

*grins impishly at Howl* I'm magical, remember?

;)

LOL LOL

Magical elf??

absolutely *impish smile*
Why do you think you've gotten away with your lust-induced fits for so long? Bet you never knew it was me. LOL

Wait scratch that....

So YOU are my fairy godmother!!!!!!

SO YOU are the one who keeps calling my boss when there are wolf posts!!!

Yay!!! Thanks!!!

*tearing up* I have a fairy godmother in the building!

*grin* *shimmer, sparkle, flit*

Yes, I am.. I'm also a big trouble-maker. But since that part of my nature has not yet affected you.. *knock on wood* , let's not speak of it.

*saucy grin*

*vanishes*

lol

4tw.... This is getting eerily strange...

Up there, there is someone named Ihowl

*looking paranoid*

Yes, Howl, I noticed that... "she" was just missing the 3 .. perhaps you should suggest a change to "Rez-is..." LOL

Would you like me to say something politely, or will you sweetly introduce yourself..?

lol

LOL I just said "OMG!!! Can you please change your name... people here might get confused... I am IHowl2"

SCARY!

Girl...

Don't be too hard on Howly. How can she NOT act that way with all this gorgeous wolf candy on newmoon??

The 17 yo has totally lost it. She has escaped and I don't know how I am going to get her back! Wolf overdose!!!!
I may have to call the guys in the "little white coats"!

And by the way... How are YOU reacting to this eye candy, missy??
I have a feeling that the reason you knew what Howly was doing, is because there was a repeat in YOUR office (heh,heh...)
URCMU!!!!

Oh and waz up, wolfie! Hope you are "chillin'" today! Or is newmoon causin' your temperature to rise??

Chili PEPPA!! How are you, baby gi--uh-oh.. the 17 year old has escaped?

*grin* Well,honey, today is your lucky day because for some reason, my hormones are completely under control.. no shoulders were showing, no tight black t-shirts.. Tay's eyes just about did me in.. so guess what. You get to be the 17 year old today..

ENjoy *wicked grin*

Oh, wait.. only 17? You better make good and sure I don't see you back here with any marks on your neck.. and give me that!!

*grabs VS bag* Don't even think about it..

lol

No not his. But I think PIMSY has missed out on the last decade of hers. lol

People are so fun when they're imbalanced. URML.. ROTFL.................That's why we love you, too.

*pat pat*

*shoves URML's head and runs away laughing*

Hmmm...that is a good point.

4tw! *looking over shoulder*
Kitty on crack, Scarlet and URMLN are ganging up on me!

I'm getting lost in this post! hahah I was kicked, bitten, and shot at!

I think I need some time to heal! Plus work is pilling up.

*hugs*

No worries, honey, you come with a pack.. go get your stuff done..

;)

*pulls jaw off floor*

I really like your avatar.

*gulp*

**passes out on keyboard**

indeed he looks lik a true Alpha!!!

this is an early Christmas gift for all of us wof girls! LOL!

*sigh*

*scrolling back up*

I think I will put this on my phone as a wall paper...

*looking over to see if someone sees me*

*stealthily licking screen*

i feel bad for your computer screen today. & i dont think its such a good idea that u put it as ur wallpaper your cell mite brake from water damage from you drooling and liking it all day lol or get like a waterproof case=)

I think that will be my next purchase!!!

But till that time I have all the tissues, that I can find on my floor, sitting on my desk!

HOW CAN I WORK LIKE THIS??????

Kiowa, Chaske AND Alex??????

hooooooooowwwlllll!

You can't PIMSY dear. Give it up. LOL!!

I have! *looks over should nervously*

*leans on desk and licks wolfpack pic*

Patience, for some ungodly reason I was up at 1am looking through posts and someone was calling you out on the Breaking Dawn post. Nothing big - just a little chicken comment slipped in between lines. I was delirious and didn't comment - you might want to have a quick look - just so she doesn't think those things go unnoticed. Just having coffee now - so I'll take a scroll through and if I come across it again - I'll throw some claw fer ya!

*slids glitter powder inside OE's pocket*
Thanks for the info...

*evil grin* I have a little something saved for her...

Howwwwwwwlllllll!!!

*panting with tongue lolling on the side*

Awhoooooooooo Gawwwwwwddddddd!!

Hey, PIMSY, just thought I'd drop in and say hi, will be off most of the day.

DARCYYY!!!!
Awwww :(
But then I won't speak to you for two WHOLE days...

*hands behind back, kicking dirt*

Fine. If you must....

Ha! I'm back. Can't say for how long, but its better than nothing!

YAYYYYYYYY! Yes! Yes!

How was the meeting? Boring huh?

Here is some cold water. You might have to pour this on the girls...

Eh, I've had worse.

But I can also imagine much better uses of my time (even if not more productive)

Yes! Yes *looking around nervously for kitty on crack, Scarlet and URMLN*

I think I might have stirred up the vamps a little bit too much this time! They are ganging up on me!

LOL



Scarlet just bit me, UR kicked me and kitty shot me! So I think work will have to wait!

*Shoves chocolate into PISMY's mouth*

(Dogs are allegric to that right?) lol

ANYWAYS!

If you can't take the heat stay out of the fricking wolf pack kitchen!

*spits chocolate on UR's face*

FINE!!!!! I will grant you the tittle of vamp that I hate!!

You happy now?



The water is to prevent leg dry humping! LOL

*Puts peanut butter in Pismy's mouth so she can't talk*

(That works on dogs too right?) lol

It would be my HONOR to be the vamp you hate!!!!

Now go away before I feel like playing Old Yeller!!!

(Oh and I want Evian bottled dry humping leg water!) lol

OH.FRICKING.SNAP.

It's just you and PISMY seem to be always doing very questionable things. *nervous laughter*

hahaha!

*splashes cold water on UR's face*
This is for the wolf girls in heat!! Wolf post, see *point at wolf pack*

I have to work. In case I dont see you when I get back, have a nice weekend! Byebye

Have a good weekend then!

You too. :)

*Walks off w/ newly pulled wolf tooth to make a necklace*

Thanks PIMS:)

Hey Darcy dear!

Hope you have a good day! It's always a good day for the Pack when we get us some wolf pics!!

Hey Ancha! My day just got a whole lot better! Meeting out, pack brothers in the news. Friday! Oh yes. Very good day!

Hey Mr. D Sorry for butting in...

Just HAD to say this... Isn't Chaske looking The Alpha???
*sighing with hand on heart*

He is much taller than the rest of the Wolf Pack - They have chosen the right guy!!

*again sighing with hand on heart*

No butting in at all! All my comments are public domain, please jump in anytime!

HECK YES Chaske is ALPHA!

This shot just took my confidence in pack casting to a whole new level!

Thanks! I just feel jumping in anyone's conversation that is all...

Yes I loved the way they have cast The Pack!

I would love to see the look on his face when the Cullen's are mentioned - after all it was because of them that he became the first shapeshifter of the Pack... I want to see the strength of the leader, the conflict when he sees Leah, the wisdom in his face...

*sigh* sorry just ignore the above Samske rant of mine...

That is going to be AWESOME!

This just makes me giddy about Eclipse.

I really want the animosity built up to the max to make that treaty at the graduation party all the more of a turning point.

I'm kinda sad that we don't get any Leah in NM, but again that makes me even more excited for Eclipse.

He really looks hot. Totally Alpha.
Even I would take orders from him.....

Ahem, I can take anything from him...

*making lists in the Samkse book of sins*

I am really really not sure HOW IN THE NAME OF SWEET BABY JESUS AM I GOING TO STOP MYSELF FROM SCREAMING HIS NAME IN THE THEATER...

(hubby, if you are reading this then - this is your clue for not accompanying me to New Moon Movie)

ROFL!

Don't bother, let it out! I do most nights.....


( IHowl2's hubby: Take the hint, you will only be embarrassed!
Oh, & if you stumble across a book called 'Samske book of sins'.......just keep on walking, it won't be pretty )

LOL

Oh Yes! I have a sneaky suspicion that it is because he is afraid of what he might find, he has even stopped touching my bag!

Well better be careful than sorry! Also I wouldn't be able to explain the panting, sighing, and the expletives in the book...

*blushing*

Oh wow! I might have to borrow that book off you some time......for a a little night time reading....

WTH? Ihowl!!!!!!!!!!

He cant read this!!! He will block my number on your cell!

LOL Nope when it comes to wolves he quietly goes into the other room and plugs his ears...

I would have to conk him on the head and drag him to the movie it I want him to see it... which I am NOT going to do!!!

I want to watch it alone or with wolf girls! If he accompanies me - he will never let me forget my reactions...!!

LOL
Make room for me! I'm going to meet you and 4tw there!

really?????????????

Please don't break my heart by saying "Gotcha"

I want to cry, shout and cry in the movie...

*Bambi eyes* will you come?

It depends! Can I sleep on your sofa???

OMG!! PIMS.. PLeASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!
*getting faux tatts and ripped cutoffs and too-tight-black t-shirts ready..*

*jumping up and down*

I'm looking into it!!!!!! It will be my BDAY present!

Yes yes yes!!!!!!! You can come over!!!!!

*starts giggling hysterically*
Uh.. Howly.. I have a feeling if this is how we're reacting now, we're going to be in serious trouble later.. *
*point to comments begging Pims to come with..
sees.. yesyesyes.. pleasepleaseplease.*
It sounds like we've just been with wolves.
;)

LOL I know 4tw!!!

I so want to watch the movie with wolf girls...

As for PIMSY's comments - i have reserved a sleeping place for her on my couch!!!

LOL!! Yesssss................................... (please note all the dots :-D)

*dots noted* *wicked grin*

I know the kind of orders you would take nothing to do with patrlling or work I bet.... can't blame you really....I still prefer Alex though.....

*Winks* You bet.

I agree, but theres just something about being the man in charge, the Alpha....

You dirty little tr@mp!
You love a spanking don't you!??????
Did your dom give you a collar already?

LOL

Ha!! I love it when you talk dirty.........

No collar yet PIMS, but a girl can dream.....

LOL

LOL!
Mr. Darcy took my collar off...I didn't want to explain what it was for...

hahah

Im starting to think Darcy is not as classy as I thought he was. lol

Woah!! What happened?
*holds keys to Pemberly*
Do I need Alfred to adjust his meds again?

I beg your pardon?

A-whaaaaaaaaaaat! No, no, no! You got that all wrong! The collar was given to me by...What? Why am I explaining this to YOU!!!?

*slap*

Thats for calling Darcy a naughty boy!

*Kick* (I feel like im in an old Batman cartoon) lol

And tell me who gave you the damn collar?!

And maybe Darcy likes being naughty!

(It's always the quiet ones) lol

*SLAM*

*rolls eyes*
Ofcourse he is naughty! He is a wolf!

But he has imprinted already, so back off LEECH!

*glares*

LOL

*Bam!*

Well I thought everyone besides you could control themselves!!!

*Bam again!*

oh yes Master!!!!!

*wink*

Hey Sparks

apologies for the delay in bringing back the little rascal. He gets more adorable by the second

*prying BBSS Jr off her neck* Babe is time to go home

*BBSS Jr shakes head bottom lip trembling* sweet you can spend time with aunty Pims tomorrow and sunday I'll be back, here put your sunglasses on, you're soo cute

*big kiss on the cheek and BBSS wraps arms in choke hold around Phoenix neck*

I will miss you *.... and I'm a gonner*

I will miss you too, now get to Sparks she's missed you all day bye baby

Aunty Phoenix I am not a baby

uuhh err .... you are right *trying not to laugh* you are a clever young man, now go bye - he grows so fast!

Your so good with him. I definitely made a good choice in godparents!
Crikey, he speaks better English than me already....
Hope you have a really nice time over the weekend....
Drop in if the withdrawal gets to much....LOL

I'm in now as my friends are running late great I get to overload on here for a while longer ha ha ha (sad state of my warped mind). BBSS Jr is just a dream.

I love how Chaske is always smiling and how he was goofing off with the papz and that tree...a man who can joke and have fun is a big PLUS for me!

*shivers in the seat*

I totally love his smile and the looks that he gives with his head down... if you look at the previous posts of Chaske - there is one such pic - hands in pocket, head ducked down and he is looking up a bit mischievously and giving a crooked smile

I think i am a dying a little as I see that pic!

Where is that pics!?????

If you check on the right hand side of the site you can select the category... Select CHaske Spencer...

In one of the post with Alex and Kiowa, Chaske is seen walking on the sidewalk in Vancouver....

Click on the "rest of the pics on Lainey Gossip"

*sigh* now you know how much I look at those!

Aw Howly, what a great start to your weekend! :)

YEs!!!!!! Indeed!!!!!

Now I will be off dreaming about Chaske... But have to remember to duct tape my mouth shut before sleeping...

I just dont want to think what I will be talking in my sleep!!

1st!

Holy Vamps on a Wolf Post!!!

I'm out...

Bye!!!

LOL!!!

2nd?

Congrats LTCB all the wolf girls are on the Taylor post they haven't noticed this one yet!

*grabs megaphone again hey wolfgirls Alex, chaske and Kiowa and now here as well*

IH2 hurry up Chaske is waiting for you!

Thanks thanks Thanks Thanks for calling me out!!!!!!!

*hand on heart*

I am still breathless!!

yey see got your post now!!!!

Hey your old avatar is back - cute!

Huh???

No it is still SAM!!

Do you see an old avatar????

er yep I see Jacob maybe you just need to refresh the screen and save
again? I don't know...

LOL LOL!

Everyone else can see my Sam avatar - i think it is something wrong with you comp!!

LOL! But I will refresh the screen any way!

it's probably the network at work..... I should not be on here but hey
ho.......... shhhhhhhh

hey question what is a shamwooo I keep seeing it but I must have missed
the explanation a while back doh

thanks

Shamwow is a super absorbent towel that can be used for anything and everything - basically it soaks up everything!!!

Now you can guess what I am using it for!!!

Just Google/YouTube - Shamwow! You will know :-)

Also I, too, am at work... *sigh*

oh cool thanks

10 minutes and I'm out of this hell hole yay!!!! friends coming over so
will be limited in my appearances tonight and tomorrow ..... damn!!!! lol

Yay for MP3!!!

Dang it I still have 5 and 1/2 hours to go!

Awwww don't worry will we give a shout out to you :-)

friends are late

how inconsiderate is that?...... oh wait I get to spend time on here yay

Nice friends lol

LOL!! You have US MP3 US!!!!

Aren't we awesome???

:-D

of course I have you lovely friends!!! ah I can see Sam.... yay! Stupid system at work.... this must be the only site in existance where wolf and vamps are not at each other's throats..... ha ha ha

still reeling from the fact Alex is married (I didn't know) and he has a kid????? How old is he? Damn couln't he have waited a little???? crickey!

Hey Phoenix.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Er.....I should probably clarify that statement : )

I noticed that there hasn't been any serious wolf-hating going on lately. I mean, not really. There's the playful stuff betwen friends, but none of the "Jacob is a terrible person and can go die" rubbish that I got rather accustomed to seeing in wolf news posts.

Happiness for that.

As for Alex, I'll leave that issue to you ladies.

Evening Mr D

Always a pleasure seeing you ;-)

That's why I love this place we can co-exist in peace (well apart from the goofing around). Was there seriously someone saying Taylor should go and die. That is just wrong, he's a sweet kid (well teen). I'm glad I didn't see it I would have probably been banned 2 lines into my reply to the idiot.

Well no matter, we are happy here

I'm curious, please tell me to mind my own business if you don't want to answer, is Mrs Darcy into Twilight at all? Is she partial to a team?

Mh Alex .... a whole new dissertation.... lol

Yay MP3 you can see my Samske??? Woot woot!

Yes Alex is married and has a kid too,

*singsong voice* But Chaske isn't

*suddenly face droops* But I am... DANG!

Well anyway I am packing my bags to NY to hunt and see if I can find CHaske anywhere - heard that he is from NY!

back for a bit *face falls* I'm not married but I'm not into Chaske

I love NYC I'd love to go back again
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Yay MP3 you can see my Samske??? Woot woot!



Yes Alex is married and has a kid too,



*singsong voice* But Chaske isn't



*suddenly face droops* But I am... DANG!



Well anyway I am packing my bags to NY to hunt and see if I can find CHaske anywhere - heard that he is from NY!

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Every so often someone feels the need to say something hateful and ridiculous on here. There was one a while back that Rob was ugly and a bad actor. The attack back was brutal.

For a while whenever a piece of wolf news was released people would say the same kinds of stuff. Mostly directed at Jake as a character, but often it was very mean-spirited. That resulted in my first fursplosion on here. I think one of the people that was most loud about it really has been banned, or else just driven off.

I'm very glad that this is a friendly forum for Team Jake and Team Edward to mingle and fight in good fun.

Mrs. Darcy is a huge Twilight fan like myself.

She's Team Swiss. She loves both Jake and Edward, but definately thinks that Bella and Edward are better for each other than Bella and Jake.

sorry friends invasion I had to step into reality (well whatever that is) for a bit. I'm back for a quicky (on e-mail I mean not... not the other lol) before I have to be social again. Does Mrs D come on this site to chat? That would be great you both sharing a passion for Twilight (sorry bit of a hopeless romantic at times.... gaaah

Thanks rpattzdreamer!!

I know I was like ok.. where's the pack?

lol!

DANG! Go girl!

*swirls and hoots*

AGAIN? Geez LTCB youve moved on to first place wh*re!

I see the pack is all over this post now...im going back to rob

HA! A wolf-post and only the vamps are around!!!!

LOL!

I LOVE IT!!!!

Ummm....

3rd or 4th?

LOL

I'm 4th on a wolf post!

This is too funny.

TWP-- Ihowl2--PIMSY--4TW... where ARE you girls???

They MUST be sleeping b/c you know they'd be here if they weren't!!! LOL!

Tree??!!

*hands Tree a I AM BLONDE t-shirt*

Look up in the post honey!!

SUP Howl!!!

*takes t-shirt, looks at Howl doe-eyed*

Awwww!!! Thanks!!!

*puts shirt on over PJs*

Looks up, you guys just PUT THOSE THERE, that doesn't count!!! ;) LOL!

LOL!

But now we are all over!!!!!!!

Mwhhhahahhaha!

LMAO!! I know!

*looks around*

We're surrounded!!!!

*ducks and covers*

R U serious???

Look up!!!

We are there!!!

lol. well of course NOW this post his covered with the wolf girls.. but where were you all when this first posted!?

Enjoy your post- I think I'll head on over to look at Rob again!

Thank you!!!! Thank you!!!! Thank you!!!! Thank you!!!!

I am sosoososososo Happy!!!

Oh Happy day!!!

I see you wasted no time in putting up a chaske spencer avatar :0)

He looks great in that pic! If I HAD to pick a wolf guy, though- it's definitely Paulex, LOL

I had this avatar since 2 days :-)

But I picked my Sam - I dont want to annoy my wolf sis TWP... Even though we share!

When Samske is busy somewhere else I can think abt Paulex LOL LOL

you must not have been on very many posts the past two days, how could I have missed an avatar change?? LOL

staring at Taylor.. but now we're here. Obviously..
ANd that IS funny.. considering Rob is your romeo.
LOL
Wolf boys are kinda magnetic, aren't they?
;)

LOL, well OF COURSE Rob is MY Romeo, but Romeo kills himself. Once I've had all the lovey dovey ooey gooey angsty love, and he's left me, I'll be on the prowl for a wolf boy.

pun intended.

LMAO

*fist bump* Honey, I knew there was a reason I didn't slap you around like everyone else.

LOL.. dang.. too bad romeo couldn't be intercepted. And make sure you wash the vamp out of your hair. that's a REALLY BIG cold shower for wolf boys..

*shifts uncomfortably* Not that I would know.. you know..

*discreetly glances at Ciggy* Anyway.. *pulls out a sandwhich* Lunch? I love hanging out with you at work.

LOL

*says like borat* VEDY NICE, HIGH FIVE!

*puts hand up for high 5, rejected my 4TW*

Oh.. right.. high fives aren't cool anymore! *fist bump*

High fives aren't cool with wolves honey,, sometimes the claws come out and they hurt.. badly... fist=claws in.
LOL

genius.

apparently there's so much I DON'T know about the wolves, and all their necessary precautions.

*hops back over Wolf/Vamp fence*

Better stick to what I know (and love)! LOL

Here, sparkly sparkly, sparkly! Where ARE you, you gorgeous vamps!

Vamps are around first b/c your secretly lusting for wolf news.. *rolls eyes* We just got used to disappointment. It took a sec. for the shock to wear off.
;)

No...we're first because we beat you at everything!

LOL

especially b.s-ing..;)
and hate to be contradictory, love, but I've beaten you many times.. quite literally.. sometimes with your own shoes..
*quickly leaps forwards, shoves Scarlet over backwards, and walks away snickering*
;)

Keep dreamin', Slobber-Queen!

I'm currently preparing for the execution of your avatar love-child imprinted wolf friend...but after I'm done...we'll discuss this.

lol

LOL 4tw!! you got that right!! hahaha..

come on now vamp girls.. admit it.. LOL! =)

Trust me, JMJ, I have Scarlet on video sucking serious face with random wolf boy at a party... and she's struggling to fight the urge to go back.
;)

LMAO!!! that's funny 4tw!! have you uploaded the video in youtube yet??

*searching "scarlet scandal" in youtube" LOL!

Nice! LOL.. no I'm actually planning on doing a large expose' on closet wolf-lovers.. Scarlet's not the only one..there are many who have had rather large "slips" when a wolf post comes out..

;)

i know 4tw.. i can feel it too.. LOL!!

buzz me if you need any help on you expose'.. maybe i can be your accomplise or something?? hahaha..

Of course, JMJ.. anytime... ;) Right now however, I'm dealing with PIMS..sh'es in trouble. Again.. *rolls eyes*

LOL

why?? what's the matter with PIMSY??

*scrolling back up to check on the previous comments*

Honey, it's PIMS.. the coolest airhead in the world.. She starts fights and only half the time can she escape on her own.. She's a special one.. gotta watch for her you know.

LOL Her own hormones do her in..

LOL! i see..

alright then.. i'll let you do your task with PIMS.. =)

and Scarlet is already anxious with the juicy information that you have.. LOL!

*runs back wide-eyed*

WHAT?!?!?!

*stiffles shout and whispers*

you have video?!?!?!?!

*wicked, wicked grin*

*bursts into laughter*

Gotcha!!!

*looks around precariously before looking back at wolfy*

How...how much...do you have...ya know...recorded on that...did you get the...the...You didn't hide a camera in the garage did you????

*grins impishly*

Wouldn't you like to know..

DID YOU HAVE ONE IN THE GARAGE????

I might be willing to trade your friends life...answer wisely.

*grins infuriatingly*

Umm.. *blink, blink, shake blonde ponytail* I'm not really sure if I have that one..maybe if you describe it for me.. I could double check?



Ooh, Pims can take care of herself. I'm not so worried.

LOL

It's the one where mystery-wolf guy and I are having...wait.

*looks at wolfy's face*

You don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

Sooooo...how's the weather where you are??

*puts away mini tape recorder*

Thank you so much, big mouth!

*leaps away, laughing*

*harnesses self-control*

*laughs nervously*

I guess having....ummm...(think, think, think)...ummm...SPAGHETTI!
Ya...spaghetti witth a wolf-boy isn't that big an issue.

I am an excellent cook.

*looks over shoulder hoping wolfy bought it*

*grins wickedly over shoulder, pocketing tape*

From one theatre girl to another.. I know all the tricks..you're not getting anything over on me.

*walks away snickering*

Ok...ok...ok....What do you want from me?

If that tape gets out in the open, I'm screwed...so...*takes deep breath*
What do you want?

lol

*shrugs* *crushes tape recorder in hand, and drops metal shards into garbage.

Nothing, I just wanted to see you sweat a little.

*grins, smacks Scarlet, and runs away laughing*

LOL

Ok...you crushed the recoreder...now crush the tape and we'll walk away
happy and silent...like none of this ever happened.

Deal?

*extends hand of peace to wolfy*

*grins* *drops tape onto floor* *grounds heel onto it* *it obliterates into dust*

*crouches down and POOF, blows dust away*

Sure, sure....

*evil grin*

lol