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New Robert Pattinson Photo Outtakes: Soaking Wet!

by Will on July 8, 2009 · Comments

in Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson US Magazine

Don’t forget to breathe!

Us Weekly has exclusive outtakes from an April Robert Pattinson photoshoot with Dossier Magazine including these whoppers: Robert Pattinson doused with water (hot!) and Rob revealing a bit of his chest including the all-important treasure trail.

Us Weekly notes

“They threw a bucket of water on him!” a source on set tells Us of his wet T-shirt look. “He was willing to do anything. Didn’t complain at all.”

Additionally, there are a ton of new Remember Me pics at MrPattinson.

[thanks Spunkie, LoveThemCullenBoys & Crazy4Cullens!]

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  • YoGirl
    The best part of him is that he is just a regular goofy guy! He's sooo funny! silly!
  • ThomasTwilighterUK
    he is too gorgeous!
  • ThomasTwilighterUK
    he is gorgeous!
  • sky
    OMG this is tooo hot to handle...lol
  • obsessivecullendisorder
    oh... my... god... rob.. wet... t-shirt..
    i love the bottom picture best..
    *stares at screen* :)
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    SWEET JESUS MOTHER THERESA AND CHILLI DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-LELUUUUUUUUUJAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
  • OFF TOPIC
    *hugs Spankme*
    Where the hell did you go woman!!??
    I can never catch you!!

    Anyway, I'm glad that you had a "good" time, seeing Robert's pictures LOL
    I hope to see you soon londoner!

    *blow kisses*
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Lali??? LALI??!!!!!!!!!
    *eerie silence*
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    *starts running in circles*
    You know what, this time difference thing is so damn ANNOYING!!!!!!


    Oh, hello there!!!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!!
  • SPANK ME!!! (I'm just calling you, I don't want to be spanked LOL)

    What have you been up to??

    Spankme? SPANKME??

    *sobs*

    Damn 5 hrs!! =(

    LOL
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    LMAO!!!!
    Ah Gaaaawd!!! Youre probably still asleep (its 8.30am or something i guess) I CANT BEAR THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

    I'll be be back in a few hours :(
  • Lovin_the_Cullens_n_Bella
    Oh now that has officially made my day!!!!!! Wow, he's hottt
  • tricdufy
    I don't usually post on web sites, but I just had to! My goodness!!!! He just takes my breath away! What a HOTTIE!!!!!!! *fans self* I know I am stating the obvious....duh!
  • Team banana <3 June
    Im 18 and having a heart attack is that healthy ummmmmmmmm I dont think so
    I have been having these attacks since the moment I saw him in the movie Vanity Fair .We have to go and see his mom and THANK HER :)))))))))))))))))
  • Oh man....Oh my God!....Thank for the warning!!! I really completly, absolutly forgot to breath...I just had my hands raised above my mouth, eyes big, looking in astonishment when I saw it...What are u trying to do to me?:(((((((((...OH MY GOD!!!!!
  • Jackinthebox
    This photo shoot is way to girly..man he looks like a girl
  • Nina
    Me like Me like!
  • He looks effin' hot!
  • I want to rip that wet t shirt off his back and spank him with it!
  • TheHoneyBear
    Oh hot ***** damn!!!!!!!!! look at that greasy slick hair! that arms, shoulders, chest..that little trail on his bellybutton..

    mmyummyyy
    well this is my last daily rob dose since i'm going on vacation for a day.....
    a day??! imagine all the news i'm gonna miss out on.. the horror
    k ill shut up now
  • Just_Bella
    *sighs*

    well looky here a Rob post that guarantees multiple unicorns....

    and here I am STILL stuck as a fugly grey face *shudders*

    thanks Disqus, thanks A LOT!!!!!!

    *gives disqus Ross double fist*




    Anyways, where was i....

    *continues to drool over Rob pics*

    *unicorn*

    *unicorn*

    *big shiny f*cking unicorn*

    :)
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    I hear you my fellow grey face! My pic disappeared (?) ran away (?) got scared off by Rob-Hotness (?)
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Awww...nevermind, my candid Rob-pic came back
  • RobertsEllen
    OMG... hot hot HOT .. inhale exhale inhale exhale... omg heees weeet!!!
  • ShowerMeInUnicorns(JawP*rn!)
    OH MY NUTTYBUTTERS. HOLY EFFING FORKS.

    THIS IS JUST TO MUCH TO BEAR!
    this word just keeping runing across my head with blinking rainbow colors..(UNICORNS...UNICORNS...UNICORNS...)
    *drools*
    DAMN! trys to rub sleeve on screen. ANYONE HAVE SHAMWOW?!








    and LTCB ; For sending in these pics....I bow down to you.& jesus loves you.

    LOL.
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    "Holy Effing Forks", "Nutty Butters"...classic...LMAO
  • ShowerMeInUnicorns(JawP*rn!)
    xD what can i say? i was lost for words 11 hours age when i saw these pics.
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Heh heh No, I think you summed it up perfectly! I love that everyone here is as nuts for Rob as me and aren't afraid to show it! lol
  • Haha! He seems a bit embarrassed in the "wet" picture. Not confortable at all.

    I don't know, these pictures are not working for me! I mean, he used to be hot in all the photos but in these, he just seems embarrassed that's all ;-P
  • Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*05/09*
    okay.. i want to rip the computer screen apart! soooo freakin HOT!! i love these pics!

    i love #1 cause... omfg, those TIGHT jeans, mmmmhmmmm!

    i love #2 cause.... ROB PATTINSON IS WET!!!! self explainable!!! :D

    i love #3 cause.... he has that sexy dirty look in that wife beater tank top, & those fingers through his hair... OOOH GOD!!

    these pics are so nummy! ;D to much to handle..
  • abigailjune---->TEAM LEG HITCH
    wow. that's just making me light headed!!!! rob! stop it! sheesh!

    i am sorry to this but i'm pretty sure taylor would kick robs bootay in a wet tshirt competition! hands down!!!!
  • LisaM0014
    I am drunk and he is hot
  • LaPushbabyLaPush
    CLASSIC!!!
  • LisaM0014
    I am sober now and he is still hot. I don't know what it was but I was making my rounds (facebook, myspace, twitter, newmoonmovie), before bed and after drinking half a bottle of wine, he just looked especially hot. I am 29 and married and am having drunk fantasies of Robert Pattinson. hahahahaha.
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    OMG! OMG! OMG! Jumping up and down in my seat! 3 yr old staring at me like I'm strange. Don't care! Wet Rob! Wet Rob! Wet Rob!
  • Edwardlover89
    He has such a cute smile in that first picture. Now Rob, very slowly, drop the vest!!
  • BeSafe(Eileen)
    Oh, I will definitely be having sweet dreams tonight!!!

    **hugs pillow pretending it's Rob**
  • n1cyndy
    100% hotness

    i can almost see his nipple on the bottom picture

    [hyperventilating...faints and falls on the ground]
  • LuLu
    I could be his momma if I was a slutty teen....but.....anywhoooo....the treasure trail is gone in the Edward - Bella Italy Scene in the sunshine shirt removal scene. Egads....wax or shave Mr. Pattison? Either way...you have my sympathies. I like a man with some hair on them. They don't need to take more time to get ready than me!
  • TchrforRob
    Clooney, Pitt, Swayze, Selleck....can you tell how old I am, were the ones for me...no more!!!!!


    After seeing the Man Trail, pic one, and the jeans, bout time for some tight ass stuff, and the black suit pics from today, I request that I be buried with the US Twilight special edition magazine with the Rob poster, # 5 beside me.
  • VAMPLOVER I <3 my Twisters
    He's gonna kill us yet. I have never seen one man look soooo sexy all the time. He is all real MAN all the way through. Gads-he takes your breath. He fills the bill when Bella describes Edward as so beautiful she forgets to breathe. Rob does that to you. These pics are dangerous to your health. grrrrrr. What thoughts come to mind. uh-uh-uh.
  • Debbliss a.k.a. TEAM SLADE
    OMFG!!! *gasps*

    oh... god... he can't be real! no way, this man must be an alien because it's impossible to look this hot and keep getting hotter! i mean, how much hotter can someone get??? it's impossible... *takes shorts breaths*

    oh god i need some help here please! it's not that i forgot how to breathe... it's that I CAN'T!
  • i heart tay tay <3
    i love to see all wet dont get me wrong, hes gorgeous!!!
    but i rather see taylor wet!!

    oh wait, i will!!! cuz in new moon, hes gonna be wet, AND shirtles!!!!!!
    yay!!!!!!!
    now everyones happy :D haha
  • BAHAHAHAHAH ***** you guys im trying to eat here and im choking because im laughing so hard at your comments.

    I seriously need to buy that damn magazine tomorow. Ugh...
  • 30yearoldtwifan
    A WET Robert Pattinson...I can die a happy woman.
  • OMG... Can't breath... he is so sexy... *gasps for breath*

    Jackson I'm sorry! I'd rather see Jackson wet though.
  • R_Pattz_isMINE;)
    HALLEJUAH! The World's most gorogoues men is wet! YOU GUYS..
    knows wat that means right? ;).................................

    That they poured him a bucket of water! or he jumped in the pool haha
    or they turned on the hose and sprayed him with water.

    may god always bless Mr.Robert Pattinson
    he is gorogues even if he is wet:D
  • yup...pretty sure i stopped breathing COMPLETELY when i saw these pictures...i just wish that the US weekly logo wasn't stamped on them so i can use them as my desktop background! grrrr...ANYWAY i'm pretty sure that i will dream about these pictures all night!!
    i mean WOOOOW!!
    YUMMY!
  • Edwardlover89
    Holy crow, the eyes are killing me! I think I just died!
  • TchrforRob
    The eyes and lips make me get that butterfly feeling. The one at the bottom, number 5, is my wallpaper on my laptop and it is all I can do to turn off the computer at night.
  • Edwardlover89
    Yeah, I love that picture! His eyes and that stare is killing me there.
  • Rachel
    Wow, their all so super shiny sparkly perfectly awesome! I like the 2nd one the best, but their all extremely hot!!!:):):) LOVE YOU ROB!!!
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    I know that this is blasphemy and I am one of the biggest Rob fans out there, but I despise these photos. The clothes and the way his hair is styled do nothing for him. He almost looks ..... gay. I know, I know ... start the stone throwing. I just don't like it. If they had his hair not so STYLED and would lose the '80's style, he would look sooooo much better.

    Lose the Texas vest, let his hair do it's thing, make his jeans a little baggier. Just make him shirtless. Simple as that.

    Sorry guys, just being honest.
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    Just to add, I loved the GQ shoot and the EW shoot. I don't know why I am having issues with this. Maybe because it doesn't ....look like him ... like his normal style that he would wear. At least with the GQ shoot, the suit looked like something he would wear on a red carpet, but these clothes make him look like someone else.
  • Hotness, hotness, hotness!!!! Too much ff, too much ff!!!! Mind in the gutter!!

    He is smokin! My mind is conjuring up some wonderful images right now, all involving Mr. Rob being soaking wet. ;)
  • rachelyray
    AHHHHHH. Go Rob. That's just sexy as heck!

    Hey guys, check out my Twilight Auction. I'm featuring an ultimate twilight fan package. Canada Residents only!!

    http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ss...
  • nelluc
    I CAN'T BREATH! I CAN'T BREATH !! I CAN'T BRE......I CAN'T B.......I CA......I....
    *hand over chest*..............
  • Nik2010
    Loving the wet and undershirt pics. Only Rob could make a wife beater look that good. BUT the Texas Tuxedo....not so much (not even when Rob is wearing one)!!!!

    In case you've never heard of the term: A Texas tux is denim shirt/jacket and pants together.

    BTW.....I love Texas so this isn't meant as anything other than a fashion critique.
  • Forever-NoMatter (FNM)
    i am sooooo not passing my permit test tomorrow!
    not with all these distractions! :O
  • SmolderingGoldenEyes
    Holy Crap...........

    HEEELLLLLOOOOO wetness!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ...take off that shirt...
  • Twilight_is_my_Guilty_Pleasure
    seriously this is probably the best rob pics i have ever seen.... i keep having to remind my self to breathe.

    *takes another look at the most beautiful man in the world*
    *loses all ability to function*
    *forces eyes to look away so i can breath*

    im starting to get dizzy but its worth it.

    by the way hello to everyone on NMM.org I have been obsessive over checking this site for awhile now I figured I should start commenting on things and join in the fun
  • dracodarling
    Flashdance anyone!!

    The denim vest and wet shirt picture just made me think of
    the 80's movie.

    *shakes head*
    Rob splashing water on self while sitting in a chair.
    *laughs*

    Going back to the WolfPack with the sixpack!!
  • OMG! NMM you can't just spring that on a girl! I stopped breathing for a minute (even with your warning). *takes deep breath* Okay...that is hot...geez. Rob...what are you doing to us!! Just when I think he cant get any sexier...something like THIS happens.
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)I<3myTwisters
    Now that I'm breathing again. It is entirely unfair that a picture should have this sort of affect on me.....

    Unicorns definitely do rule ; P
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)I<3myTwisters
    OKAY!!! Holding myself together and trying to give myself CPR. Holy crap. I am too old for this...
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    Holy crow i just died and went to heaven. What is going on with me? My body is going through so many different emotions and feelings i feel like i'm gonna explode.

    *shoot* looks like i'm gonna need to go and change my panties hehe
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Yay my Peek-a-Boo Boxers have come back to me!!!!!

    He looks delectable, delicious, down right sexy.

    WOW this is one major porn fest (in no particular order):

    1 wet hair *groan*
    2 crooked smile *grin*
    3 hairy chest *spiking heart rate*
    4 bad a$$ attitude *whimper*
    5 the eyes *blushing*
    6 the jaw *goosebumps*
    7 those fingers *body trembles*
    8 tight jeans *melts into puddle*
    9 lips *moan*
    10 unicorns, unicorns, unicorns .....................................

    *thud* out cold on floor - massive grin on face

    GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    TOO effing late to breathe Will...
    *swoon*
    MY GOD!!!! I need a cold shower... next to Rob... matter of fact... I'll let them drop that bucket of water next to HIM... geez... this is SO much to take and still maintain SANE... uggg...
    He's too willing and... uggg BYE.....
  • ♥Krisbert76♥
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMOKaoxGGB8&eurl...

    many rob's pics and family and friends in a vid
  • Twilight_Luvr
    Hey this is a great little vid! Thanks! Rob in his briefs, when he's a little younger I think. And some with his ex girlfriend i think. Interesting. Some very cute shots in there
  • leaverobalone
    Robert Pattinson - these are all the headlines in my email the past 2 days (oy)
    http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com/
  • TwiMomma
    Robert Pattinson w/ a River Phoenix, James Dean twist! OMG MY WHOLE BODY JUST TINGLED! Yeah, bring on more naked wet pics of Rob!
  • Awienert
    ***************THIS JUST IN***************************

    I just saw on the Today show in Aus that ROBS FAVOURITE THING TO DO IN HIS SPARE TIME IS............. DRUM ROLL ....... KISS!!!! THATS RIGHT LADIES

    *drops everything
    *drives towards America..... oh ***** who put all this water here?
    *jumps out and starts swimming!!

    IM COMING ROB
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DONT START WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!! :D :D
  • JACKSON FAN
    THIS IS FINE AND ALL, BUT .........
    I
    WANT
    TO
    SEE
    JACKSON
    RATHBONE !!!!!!!!


    WE SO NEED ONE OF JACKSON R.
    AND IT WILL BE SO YUMMY!!!!
  • Wished_My_Hubby_Would_Sparkle
    I can't help myself... You're sooooooooo mouth watering!!!! =)
  • Awienert
    NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ROB'S FAVOURITE THING TO DO IS KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT LADIES :D


    *gets in car drives towards America... oh ***** who put all this water here?
    *gets out of car
    *jumps into sea and swims!!

    IM COMING ROB!! DONT START WITHOUT ME!!
  • ROBSTRUCK
    aaah, rob should keep on doing wet photoshoots !!!

    what a hot sexy man, and to think that he did not even take off his clothes !!

    oh we are getting too spoiled with all these gorgeous pics of rob including his filming shots....i dont even want to think the drought days to come when rob sightings will become scarce again :( i better enjoy and totally savor these hot drooling moments :))
  • LMAO

    I saw the pics and i was almost scared tpo read the comments...you girls are HILARIOUS!!!!

    Spontaneous multiple UNICORNS all around the globe when those pics were posted!

    *checks with science geek friend - yep , registered on the Richter Scale - 4.7**
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    Hey Saxon

    check again with your friend please I think it would have been higher on the richter scale.... 7 or 8 something, calamity size you know?

    lol

    Damn the boy is smokin' hot
  • OOps , my mistake..it was 7.4!
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    ha ha ha that's more like it.

    True distruction of female wits has to be high on the richter scale.... lol

    We need some Charlie, where is he hiding??? Vancouver/ London????
  • TeamPattzCHEST_HAIR
    HOT HOT HOT HOT it´s all I can say
  • F@#$ This
    Its called a Happy Trail not a "Treasure Trail"
  • Uh, whatevs. There are multiple names. Treausure trail because it leads down to the hidden treasure.
  • TchrforRob
    man trail
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Grrrrrrr

    I totally missed this post!!!! Next time i will just give my child an icecream rather than take him to the emergency room :)

    Ok....have any filthy pervs changed Avatar already??? Fess up :) LOL

    *goes looking through posts*
  • Jaypat
    HA! You know I'm a filthy perv! Already got my comment removed!
    Well, what do they expect us to do when they post wet Rob and happy trails Rob. LOL!

    *looks around for moderators*

    Sorry about your kid. :(
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I must know you well :) I looked for you Avatar first LOL

    Sooner or later you must find one that is filthy enough for you!!! And stop all this changing Avatars every 5 mins :)

    I'm guessing the only one kinky enough to make you happy will be little Rob *wink*
  • PhoenixMP3 The One & Only
    lovely avatar I see peek-a-boo boxer briefs lol
  • Sparks
    Get on twitter- WA teaser!!!
  • There s at least one new avatar of the happy trail!


    Is youir kid OK?
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Hey Sax ;)

    He is passed out now :) So all is well at last :) I see your on twitter now :) just gonna go accept you :) lol
  • cheers m'dear!

    just heading to bed now - early shift tomoz...catch up later?
  • Yummy_FrenchRob
    OMG soooo HOOOT !!! ~ahhh me pushing Rob backwards in the shower ... his see- through white tshirt sticking to his wet warm skin mmm~ *snaps back to reality* hum sorry about that lol

    Anyways, why haven't they published these pics before, what have we done to be deprived of WetRob for so long?! (ah I hope some high def pics will come soon...)
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    For Your Consideration:

    You guys may already know about this, but I didn't see anyone commenting or a post for it so .... eonline.com has two articles about KStew being preggers and Rob Pattinson's upcoming Vanity Fair cover. Obviously, they put the preggers rumor to shame ... as if we didn't already know that it is BS. And they also talk about Barbara Walters possibly trying to get Rob for her upcoming Most Influential People, before the Oscars, interview.

    Thought it was some positive Twilight news for those interested. Carry on swooning ladies.
  • twiromantic
    oh and i would def love the rob love with babs walters. he deserves it!!
  • twiromantic
    yeah those preggers rumors are so stupid. don't the tabs have anything else more substantial to report on? i'm glad ted over at awful truth put those to rest. rob and kris are continually put through the tabloid rings of fire. :(
  • cclore
    Wow, the Barbara Walters special! That's a big deal! Hope that comes to be!
  • T-RoxSox
    Oh snap! Wet Rob! I'm gonna go buy this.
  • neev
    Hmmm.. I've been staring at these pics for a long time and I just can't understand how someone can be that perfect?! He's just way too hot. I might need a bucket of water thrown on me too..
  • twiromantic
    hahaha i agree! he is just so damn good looking that it is hard not to keep looking at them. *sigh* it is such a treat to come home from a long day at work to see these pics :)
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    HOLY SH**!! I leave this site for 2 hours and I come back to this!! Love you NMM.org ;)

    My god he looks well equipped... I swear if I ran that magazine these would be on the front cover, who the hell wouldn't buy it after seeing him all wet like that?...

    *scrolls back up for another look at that happy trail*

    I think this may continue for a few more hours... so f***ing hot!!!
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
    i just wanna run my hand down his happy trail...awwwwww..hot damnnnn...more like lick his happy trail...gosh this man will be the death of us all...and i'd be happy to die..lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I missed it to Kim :) My kid jumped on some broken glass!!!!

    Of all the rotten timing lol :)

    I found a new screen saver tho :) LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Ouch Nic! I hope he's alright! Kids!! lol ;)

    I know, I saved it straight away, I have a feeling it will be getting quite a lot of viewing, many a womens (and some men) fantasies are right there... him all wet and shirtless showing that trail and tight jeans around his ...... I better stop now ;)

    LOL
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I will know the very first time my hubby switches on the PC when he gets back from his trip :)

    I'll hear *groan* Noooooooo

    LOL
  • kerbear585
    soaking wet shirt and tight jeans! does it for me every time =]
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    I hate the blue jean vest. Hate it. They need to take that off and everything else is perfect ... the jeans, the underwear peeking through, the abiliciousness. The vest is throwing me off .... ughhh. The wet tshirt ... awesome.
  • twiromantic
    haha agree on the vest and definitely wish they let more of what's underneath show....

    guess i'll just have to use my rob-tastic imagination :)
  • crazy4cullens*RollingRockRob
    I agree. I wish that vest wasn't obstructing our view of a shirtless Rob. In fact I wish the wet t-shirt shot was just a wet t-shirtless shot :)
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    LOL .. I agree. Like I said before, where did they get these ideas from. The leather jacket is great and the wet tshirt is great, but that vest needs to be burned and fast.
  • crazy4cullens*RollingRockRob
    Exactly. More attention to the tight jeans and happy trail please and less attention to the bedazzled jean jacket thank you very much.

    Must be a male photographer. Make that a STRAIGHT male photographer.
  • Lauren
    Damn! I think i just died.
  • am i dead?
    holy effing *****br>dreams can come true :)
  • Ash4Rob
    ROB.....WET! OH MOTHER OF MERCY ARE U TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
  • LovesJasper
    Wonder what Rob would look like rubbed down with oil and ME thrown at him!!

    T
    H
    U
    D

    ....hit the floor passed out in my own drool.........
  • rpattz_dreamer(TeamRobsBeanie)
    Rob rubbed down with baby oil oh my god I thought I had recovered but no!

    Thanks for that sexilicious image lovesjasper

    *Collapses in a heap on the floor as legs have collapsed out from under me*
  • kygal
    ok....Love Rob...He's beautiful.....But even he looks like he's laughing at that horrible bedazzled vest! CAPTION "Hey, Look at how goofy this is?!"

    It's like taking a perfect icecream sundae and pouring ketchup on top.
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    Could not agree more. Who was the fashion consultant on this shoot? Hmm, let's make him look like a reject from the '80's.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I don;t know....but i bet my ass the one with the bucket of water was a woman LOL
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    Oh, yeah, the bucket of water should be a must on any Rob shoot.
  • ClareB
    For the love of all that is holy......... that's my pleasure material sorted for the next few months.
  • Robaholic
    I have a really bad feeling that this magazine coming out today will not make the crazy @ss fans in NYC any less crazy.
  • AshleyAnne5
    haha ditto.... it won't help Rob... poor guy. it sucks that he has to be afraid of his fans because people don't know how to control themselves....
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    I'm also willing to do anything for you Rob :D

    I promise I'll not complain at all!!!

    GOD this guy kills me...
  • Robs Abs + sexiest happy trail ever + I can see grey BB's + wet Rob = RIMR fainting repeatedly.

    holy crow! I didn't know you could jam so many sexy things into 2 effing pictures!!

    Thank you for reminding me to breathe, NMM.org!!

    *grabs inhaler, takes a puff*
  • AlexaET
    Crap another magazine that I'll have to HIDE on my drawer of things-I-never-wear.... my husband is kind of getting suspicious when I buy a magazine and I don't put it in the washroom with the rest hahahahaha.... But he just can't bear another pic of R-Patz anymore hahahaha..... and I can't bear not buying a magazine when they have stuff of him hahahaha....
  • LaPushbabyLaPush
    Classic! Totally understand!!!
  • rpattzgirl
    Happy trails baby! Do you need to be licked dry sweetie?
  • Edwardlover89
    Sheesh, dude! That little picture of him on the front cover of US Weekly with his hands in his hair is soooo HOT! Never seen that before, I wish I could see it bigger.

    Mmmm wet t-shirt, vest, and hellooo boxers!
  • crazy4cullens*RollingRockRob
    http://mypict.me/upload/0/2/45/2045863.jpg

    It's not as clear as the pics above but at least it's bigger. rainydaygirl posted this link up further.
  • Edwardlover89
    Thank you! =D Dayum! I need to get that magazine.
  • What Obsession?
    Sweet Mother of all that is Robert Pattinson! Today is a good day! First him in a suit and now is drenched from head to toe! Officially DAZZLED!
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    i'm literally hyperventing at this exact moment.
    when i was scrolling down, my mouth dropped. these have to be some of the best pictures i've seen of him. holy god!, it's so hot!
    his smile in the first one, i'm in love. that's the rob i love. happy smiley rob, he looks so good. and that body, MY GOD!(:
    the second one, that's the definition of perfect crooked grin. oh my god, oh my god. mmm, he's wet<3



    god, i need to get a hold on myself! this is too goood! omg, omg<3!
  • cutesweetiezzz
    Seriously, this man will be the death of me!!!
  • JoUK
    -------------------------------------------
    *flatline*
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Somebody get the Rob special edition electrodes! lol

    Clear!
  • Isabell_Team_hot_Cullen
    Wooow, is this for real or did I just go to heaven?
    He's soo sexy I can't remember how to breathe!!
    Rob's all over NMM today, I think I'm gettig a kick :)

    One thing I'm sure of my heaven is filled with Rob and the Cullen boys!! :)
  • VampTramp (Team Twilight)
    Can't breathe.....................
  • team_jacob56
    omg holly crapp i could barly handle this hes soo freaking hottt..omg i dont think i can breath
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    uhm i NEEEEEEEEEEEEED to buy this magazine today after work

    HAPPY/TREASURE trail of Rob's! - i can stare @ this allllllll day
    F*ck WORK!

    WET Rob! RAWR! that is so HOT
    but it takes a back seat to his happy trail pic
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    I neeeeeeed iiiit :D
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    "i neeeeeeeed it" is the one quote that will last a lifetime in newmoonmovie.org
  • jillian I was wondering where you were! Isn't this picture fabulous??

    *swoons*
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    it so is!

    why the hell are the outtakes so much better than the ones they choose? esp. that first one! whew!

    a lab-mate.walked by my desk and i just barely minimized the window to another window so she wouldn't think i was drooling @ porn while @ work
    little does she know Rob emits all kinds of appendage porn! ;-)
  • I feel like I should be a big magazine photographer. Not only would I take WAY better pictures ("here rob, let's throw water over you- but remove your shirt first"), but my outtakes wouldn't be better than what I chose, LOL.

    Ah, Rob's appendage porn. He could have hang nail porn, or nose booger porn, and I'd still get a rise out of it. LMAO!
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    If your the photographer can I be the Makeup artist?
    I want to actually be allowed to touch him....although it's only his face...
    or maybe I could rub some lotion on his chest and stomach...
    you know, whatever.
  • Hmmm.. we have to combine jobs to save money. I'm the photographer AND make up artist. I don't share!!

    LOL. I keed, I keed. I will gladly go into business with you any day. Now.. about getting Rob Pattinson... HMmmmmmmmm...
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    i know, right? geeez, if you're going to take a pic of him all wet, the least you could do is tell him to take off his shirt so he won't be cold after, DUH!

    we seriously need to slap some of these photogrpahers/mag editors who finalize which pics to choose bc they OBVIOUSLY don't have the right eye for the brilliant pics that will sell....

    lmao abt the appendage porn. i don't think i'd go that far! hahahaahah
    but those fingers, that jaw, THAT SEX HAIR
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BLISS
  • Let's quit school AND our jobs. You be a dancer, and I'll be a photog. We can be RP's g/f's. LOL

    his fingers.. his jaw.. good grief even his eyebrows. The sex hair is..the..best!
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Hey don't forget WA dark Edward. I mean he is the inspiration for the:

    "Double Raspberry Walnut My Boyfriend Is So F*cking Skilled That He Got Me Off Through My Jeans With One Hand Cherry Chocolate Chip Delights" Cookie. lol
  • LMAO!! I can't forget the "Double Raspberry Walnut ________ Cherry Chocolate Chips Delight" cookie! That began the birth of all the unicorns!

    LOL!!
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    ahhhh that hair. i miss his sex drive hair. but i'll take his -i just rolled
    out of bed- hair and -just took a shower 2 mins ago and ran onto set- hair
    too...

    we should totally quit! real life isn't being all that accomodating to our
    Rob fixes anyways...LOL

    judging by some of his awkward stances, Rob is just as flexible as all
    dancers are! He can bend it like Gumby! *i love men who are hhmmmmmm
    creative*
    BIG SCORE!

    couple those poses with more sexy dazzling/brooding pics you take and we can
    totally rack in millions!
  • whoa. I'm having visions of Edward smut with this comment. Sex drive hair.. ciggy rob.. flexible Rob..

    *shudders*

    I'd better stop. Don't want to get the MOD. LOL
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    LOL

    i got MOD'ed a few wks back for god knows what reason and it wasn't even
    smut...
    oh well!

    aren't ya glad you have those visions in mind though? it will help you get
    through the last dregs of work! :-)
  • LOL I was MOD'ed a couple weeks back, too. For being nice to a grey face. Go figure. Oh well, I try to play nice. I <3 NMM, so I don't want to piss off the MOD squad!

    Another day, another dollar- another dream of mr. RP! :0)
  • TchrforRob
    melts into buttah

    rub me all over specially down along the man trail
  • Geneva
    OK that was it. Goodbye. Off to my happy place.
  • TwilightRobGirl
    You have GOT to be kidding me! Wet Rob flashing his yummy tummy.
    *lick lick*
    I'd kill to follow that happy trail to the treasure awaiting below....
  • neev
    Hmm.. who wouldn't?
  • Amanda
    ANYBODY GOT ACTUAL MAGAZINE SCANS OF THE SHOOT?
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    *Runs towards post and tries not to hump screen!!!!*

    ROB STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE!!!!
    But what a way to go. *Sigh* lol

    *Single ladies bikini guy dance mixed w/ a bit of a Cartlon one!*
  • Amanda
    ............forgot to breathe!

    Saw his face, was not expecting the wet shirt and no shirt for that matter.

    Disgusting he knows he's sexy and does it anyway!......hmmmm don't mind : D
  • crazy4cullens*RollingRockRob
    And what a beautiful treasure trail it is. I see some boxer band at the end of the trail (well at least the end of what we can see)

    *faints after thinking about the end of Rob's treasure trail*

    Where's that splash of water Robbie got doused on him when you need it??
  • RainyDayGirl ♥Haiti♥
  • _teambellatrix_
  • 5ctBauble
    NICE! i like the one where he;s in the leather jacket with his hands in his hair
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
    holy cow. i havent been on here in a week and come back to this? nm.org will be the death of me. can i say HOT HOTTTTTT....WHEWWW....

    *runs in corner with brown paper bag to mouth*...

    *waves at computer screen; one second*....lol

    rob is hot.....i like his expression in the wet t-shirt..wait, did i say wet?...omg.....*runs from computer screen*.....i can't take this..

    his expression with the wet t-shirt is like; "guys lets be simple about this. whats the concept of the water?"....lmao

    rob my dear; the concept of the water= yearly unicorns and hospitalizations...and i mean't global.
  • that person needs to scan the mag instead of taking pics! LOL
  • _teambellatrix_
    needs better Q,someone buy this sh*t and scan it properly hehe
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    Thank you!!!

    F*****ck!!!!I don't know what to say..seriously...why does he do this to us, simple humans???
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    oh my gawwhhh! my breath is slooooowly coming back. . .
    they're all so goood<3!
    thanks for sharing such an amazing thing.
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    OME.
    I think I just died and went to the most beautiful heaven !

    God this man is going to end up killing me for real.

    I got my copy of Us Weekly's The Sexy Stars of Twilight yesterday which looks great, but this one beats it !
  • _teambellatrix_
  • Jaypat
    *drooling at wet Rob*
    *clears throat*
    Um....yeah....like......what?......OH......I uh......where am I?......

    Rob's Wet!
    I'm Wet!
    We're all Wet!!!!

    YAY!!!! CAN WE SAY UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAPPY TRAILS TO ME!!!

    GOOD GOD!!!!
  • AlohaSD "Robso-Freakin-Lutely"
    JP, you s*xy minx. I love your new pic. Happy trails to you!!! We can have dueling avatars w/ RealMenGlitter.

    Haha!! I LOVE IT.

    ;-))
  • Jaypat
    LOL! We are bad, aren't we!! Crotch porn!!!
  • RealMenGlitter
    ah ur right! Its like were family!
  • Ciggy_
    Ahhh...I knew this shot was destined to be a new avatar for some lucky person!! I'm kinda suprised its you though jaypat..I thought you were more of a finger porn girl.
  • Jaypat
    LOL!

    I still am a finger porn girl, but I couldn't resist this lovely happy trail porn. I just want to....well I don't want to get in trouble again, but you know!
  • oh. my. god.

    he is a damn Greek god!
  • Boom. Roasted. LOL

    On a side note, I've got the song "happy trails" stuck in my head!
  • Jaypat
    CHANGING AVATAR NOW TO HAPPY TRAILS!!!
  • AECullen♥
    yes! its my fave avatar on here!
  • cclore
    Oh Jay you naughty girl!!!

    That needs to come with a warning!! lol

    Yummy!
  • Kay
    LOL!!!!! niiiiiiiiicee!!!!
  • Jaypat
    LOL!
    I love it! I love it!! I think that is one of the sexiest thing on a man.
    It's 2nd to the... uh... you know... uh... promise land down there.
  • Twilight_is_my_Guilty_Pleasure
    OMG i am so jealous of your Avatar... definitely agree with you about it being one of the sexiest things on a man
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    See my comment below!!!!

    How did i just KNOW that you would be the first filthy perv to change Avatar LMAO

    I'm only shocked it took you a whole 8 minutes LMAO
  • 5ctBauble
    nah...im a lil bit switzerland but sometimes(like today) i have a foot on the rob bandwagon...plus my avi is way too unique and it explains my name...
  • 5ctBauble
    lmao. i was wondering who would be first too! no one stolen wet tshirt rob yet...? everyone must be too distracted to function lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    You should take him :)

    I wish i could have a sexy man Avatar.....but i'm locked in the body of a squirrel :)
  • Kay
    seeing that picture reminds me of that chocolate happy trail leydy made..........my God! *drools*
  • AECullen♥
    uuunicorn!
  • seriously. out of control. damn
  • sasha76
    Thank you Spunkie and the powers that be, for making my day Robtastic!!!!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    "The pics -- taken in NYC over five hours by photographer Theo Wenner -- were inspired by a 1991 River Phoenix film My Own Private Idaho and James Dean."

    haha now I understand the clothes lol

    that's the thing with him...he doesn't have to have muscles...he was sexy without them. He has that rockerish indie sexines...I don't know the other way to describe it.:)

    btw lol at the tucking in his belly...awww
    This is old Dossier photoshoot, from last September I think, comparing these pics to those ones from Italy he really did work out a lot...I don't care I was happy with his old look too :D
  • amycullen77
    *droooool*
    Those pants are so tight in that first photo. Too bad they aren't wet, too. Then we could really see what he's workin' with...
  • Is that jacket Dedazzled?? My grandma has that I think. You know with the beads and everything.
  • MrsSpunkRansom
    Holy Mother of all things that are sexy! His stomach... His soaking, dripping, wetness body...

    *thud*

    LOL
  • RobRocks
    OMF**KINGGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just when i calmed down from seeing these they fricken show up again....


    I so wanna follow that happy trial down south....crap there goes my dirty lil mind again...LMAO
  • cclore
    OMG! I can't breathe!

    Wet Rob! And the happy trail!!!!!

    I am so in heaven right now!!

    Nice to know he's willing to do anything!!! LOL
  • Robaholic
    The happy trail is leading me into the gutter...
    The wet shirt is making me well ummm.....more gutter
    I just want to rub myself all over this fine sexy @ss man and bathe in all his Robeliciousness!!
  • covered_in_feathers
    that happy trail leads to more than the gutter..................
    I like to think of it as my very happy place...you know the one filled with unicorns, popsicles, doughnut sticks (cream filled of course) and my new favorite a bright shiny disco stick......
    Damn that man is HOT!!
    I think I am just going to take up the gutter as my permanent residence!
    LMAO!
  • Robaholic
    Unicorns, disco sticks and cream filled donut sticks...Oh My!! *drool* *sigh* *faint*
  • covered_in_feathers
    Ugh... Robaholic....are you OK?

    *smacks Robaholic with a disco stick*

    uh huh.... I knew that would wake you up!

    LMAO!!
  • Robaholic
    oooo ooooo Do it again!! Hit me with it again!! please please please!! It was soooo good!!!

    lmao
  • covered_in_feathers
    ok but this is the last time......
    *smacks Robaholic in the head with a disco stick*
    Uh Huh...you like that dont ya!?
  • covered_in_feathers
    Crap it wont let me edit and I forgot to put stick..... man that sucks!!!
  • covered_in_feathers
    Fine, here just take this disco put it in your mouth and go sit in the gutter!!!
    LMAO!!
  • Robaholic
    Oh baby you know I like it!! I want more! I can't get enough. Please don't make it the last time!! I will be needing it daily please! And thank you!!

    lol
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    I don't care anymore...I successfully managed to get myself out of the gutter when I fell in numerous times before...but I give up, I'm settling here permanently LOL
  • Robaholic
    Yes I also have a permanent spot down in the gutter with covered_on_feathers. We reserved our spots there awhile ago..lol

    I came down with a permanent case of GMS (gutter mind syndrome) and there is not a cure for it and if there was I wouldn't want it anyways.
  • covered_in_feathers
    I sure am glad to see you in the gutter today..lol!!
    I swear I will lock up and hide anyone who tries to find a cure for GMS!!!
  • Robaholic
    I just realized I wrote on instead of in for your name..Ooops. sorry. I can't edit it now either..grrr.

    I will definitely be helping you lock up whoever would be crazy enough to try and find that cure!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    Oh my..... feathers...lol
    Yeah, it's too much trouble trying to get out when we're just going to fall in again...and soon haha. It's good we reserved our spot, new occupants are coming in fast haha.
    I don't want cure, I'm happy in my gutter feather filled place...oh lets throw in some broken head boards too. Long live lust, may it be with us forever! lol
  • CHEESE AND RICE! (I don't like to swear, lol)

    After looking at this site, Rob is not the only one soaking wet!
    (I won't swear, but I'll be smutty.)
  • Jacobs imprint/alecs girl
    Ahhh the smell of a wet vamp. not as sweet as a wet wolf. grrrr
  • ali
    Take the wet shirt off!!!!!!!!
  • nomesters
    I know you said to breathe...but I can't. These pictures are making me shake all over. I have the chills. Oh geez
  • KatieCullen
    omg
    hotttttttttttttttttttt :)
    love it :D
    hehe x
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Yes! ~ finally I submit something and it gets posted! LOL

    I like the first picture better...I guess because he is more nekkid..more to see!!

    mmm....happy trail & underwear *faints*

    Wet Rob makes Spunkie wet ( I mean by drool ....heeheehee)
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Spunkie Thank You So Much!!

    I hate it when I read posts like this a day after they got posted...

    His wet picture is getting me all wet... Holy F-ck!
  • rpattz_dreamer(TeamRobsBeanie)
    Thanks for the info spunkie

    *heart splutters then stops in pure pleasure*
  • HeartTheCullens (TeamUnicorn)
    I bow down to you .... LOL
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Thanks team unicorn....
    Speaking of unicorn....I seen these pics and had one!!!! LOL
  • AECullen♥
    all hail Spunkie for sending this in!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Thank you, thank you!!
    geez...look at him!!!
  • AECullen♥
    you are most welcome!
    and i knooow! he looks go-jus!!!!
  • best thing to submit, ever.
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Tell me about it!

    One pic no shirt....one pic wet...we need to combine the two....nekkid and wet!!!!! yummmmmmmy!!!!! LOL
  • I just almost splashed water on my computer screen- in attempts to get those delicious abs wet.

    Something tells me that might be a very bad idea.

    LMAO!!!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    LMAO!!...yes..maybe not a good idea to do for real..

    *starts imagining pouring water over Rob's abs*

    *faints*
  • well, my mind was actually pulling between throwing a bucket of water at my screen, or me licking my screen pretending to lick his abs.

    sadly, neither of the notions were carried through.

    LOL!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    LMAO....you could have licked your screen!

    *looks away*

    not that I did that or anything...just a suggestion,
    LOL
  • What'd you say?

    *struggles to read NMM comments through iridescent rainbows on RIMR's computer screen*

    I don't know where these wet marks on my computer came from!!!

    LMAO
  • cookies_unicornsforRob(nessa_)
    Holy Crap i just forgot to breath!!!
  • Edwardluverr
    OMG this is way toooo much to handle!!
  • candymania97 (carys)
    this is a TEASE!!! ahhhhhhh


    *Hyperventilates*
    *thud*
  • becarrr
    oh nooo he did the double denim crime !!!! lmao
  • i heart tay tay <3
    i dont understand how someone can be that beautiful, and live on earth!!! lol
  • covered_in_feathers
    Oh yeah Rob.....
    Show me what your working with!!!!
  • Holy smokes.....If THEY are the outtakes....Gez....what are the ones they are gonna use be like!!!......

    If this is too much too handle,, Whats it gonna be like when we see the others.....Talk about an Unstoppable force of Hottness, right there!!!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    The HALE it is... I... I can't... I.. can't even speak right now... CRAP... I've gone weak in the effing knees.....
    *drools*
  • I know 3 in one lol...oh gosh can't breath!
  • i agree LOL :D
  • ElianaNoelle
    Tell me about it!!!
    I want to lick my computer screen, he looks so yummy in a wet shirt!
    I love the tight jeans :)
  • mesofunny
    I am a grown ass woman with 4 kids! I literally caught my breath just then! Damn! Well done Mrs Pattinson! Someone should give his mother an award or medal or something!
  • YoGirl
    Yes, (mesofunny) I have 2 kids . Shame on us for being only human.
    My friend has 2 also and she feels the same way you and I do.
    He just needs to get UGLY so he can't do this to us "WOMEN" anymore! hahahaha
  • ElizabethS
    ROFL!!! Totally! He's too hot to handle...I wonder who's gonna be the lucky lady in the future...

    cuz, realistically, not many have any real chance.
  • 5ctBauble
    i know. all eyes are on him so i wonder who he will date next?
  • covered_in_feathers
    Umm.....Me.....Duh!
    LMAO!
  • 5ctBauble
    lmao.. well you seem very sure of yourself missy!
  • covered_in_feathers
    why would he not choose me?
    I will do anything he wants whenever and wherever he wants...if you get my drift....lol!
    he wouldn't be able to ask for more....
    atleast it's what I like to think....lmao!!
  • daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    i just came from my lab class

    i wish i can experiment on him!!

    that pic is wayyyyy toooooo hottt! LOL
  • 5ctBauble
    lmao! i didnt even notice your new avi til now...what a masterpiece it is!

    Im all for a soaked rob but i really dont like the denim studded vest.... can we plese burn that off of him and just leave him with a bare torso?
  • whereismyedward
    i know. i think i just died a little...
  • **** RUNS TOWARD THE SCREEN WITH SHAMWOW'S IN HAND...DONT WORRY ROB, i'LL HELP YOU DRY OFF!! ****
  • covered_in_feathers
    No don't dry him off with your shamwow...
    Use them to make a pair of shamwow panties they really do come in handy for the Rob post like this.....lol!!
  • cclore
    *puts hand out*

    Stop! And back away from the wet Rob!! LOL
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    **stops TP **

    NOOOOO......we like him wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL
  • Hmmmmm I dunno, I'd still like to strip him down and slowly dry his body with my Shamwow.........or my tongue....
    Yeah, that works too :-P

    *** mind knee deep in the gutter ***
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    ok...here is a suggestion...team work

    I'll constantly pour water over him rubbing it in and you can dry him off with your shamwow. We'll just keep doing that over and over!!
    LOL
  • Sparks
    Wet t-shirt competition!!!!

    *Holds hose above head & swings wet hair in sexy slow-motion style*
  • rpattz_dreamer(TeamRobsBeanie)
    Love the idea of the wet floor,.

    * falls between Rob and Jackson ahh what a place to be*

    Plenty of time to get to all the twi guys, heaven with a hose!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    I'm going to "stop, drop and roll" over all of them!! LMAO!!!
  • Sparks
    Oh yes...we'll take our time. Savour it!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    LMAO!!
    yes.....me and Rob wet....I likey!!!
  • Sparks
    I think you meant US & Rob.....don't make me tie you up with the hose....

    LOL
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    *sighs*
    ok, ok....
    D@mn why do I have to share!!!
    LOL
  • rpattz_dreamer(TeamRobsBeanie)
    There would be no competition Rob would win every time but perhaps the other twi guys could join the competition!

    *starts fantasising about Rob, Taylor, Peter, Kellan and Jackson all in wet t-shirts*

    *starts to hyperventilate*
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Of course Rob is first..

    **looks at all the Twilight men in line waiting to be hosed down**
    **gets weak in the knees**
    **starts to tremble**

    ok...I've got it together now let's start spraying!! LOL
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    holy cow what I picture you just painted for me!!!

    **runs to get the hose**

    ok...where do we start? LOL
  • christine
    heh heh heh.. rob lol its funny because even soaking wet he still has his "silly" look.. so much more apealing than the regular "sexy glares" men poise when they are soaking wet!
  • limonpower
    damn it....how can i concentrate on my job when robert is dripping and looking hot hot hot!!!???
  • Sparks
    I'll be hosing the floor until it gets so slippery we all fall in a crumpled heap.....I'll conveniently land on Rob......we'll be pinned together as Kellan pretty big......

    Sweet!
    Lets get started ....
  • rpattz_dreamer(TeamRobsBeanie)
    Difficult question Spunkie

    Where to start oh my god I can't decide Rob first of course!

    Perhaps we could stand them in a line and hose them all down at the same time. Yes I think that's the best idea!

    *smiles and jumps up and down hugging Spunkie*
  • Edwardluverr
    LOL!
    **helping spunkie to stop TP by pouring a bucket of water over Rob**

    SO!!
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    how bout we just get him a pool and dip him in whenever he starts drying =D
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    yes...you pour the water while I start ripping his clothes off!! LOL
  • LaPushbabyLaPush
    ARE YOU FUH-REAKING KIDDING ME!!??!!??!!??

    So not fair!!! I can't comment!!!! QUICK! Where is Effing to comment?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHH!!!

    LOL!!!!

    ;-)
  • sasha76
    O-M-R!!!!!
    He looks good wet, slurpilicious!!!!
  • NaeskiiDoodle
    **Strokes Screen**

    You look a little chilly in that cold, wet top... Why dont you take it off...

    **Drools**

    Still cold? I was thinking we could share body heat... If y'dont mind...

    **Laughs evilly**
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Holy Forks!!

    Wet Edward......... Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

    Dreams do come TRUE!!!!!

    LMAO!!!

    = P
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen)
    hey LTCB. HOLY FORKS is the word....
  • Jaypat
    Thank you for bringing this to NMM.org attention.

    Looky at my new avatar!! Happy Trails to me!!!
  • cutesweetiezzz
    You're quick!
    I like that view from down there.

    haha
  • RealMenGlitter
    u sent this in!!! YES its even better seeing it on here!

    Wet dream....oh sh!t im losing it again

    oh god and that happy trail I just want to lick him from the beginning til the very very end of his eh lollipop! omg omg omg
  • Jaypat
    I just run my hands down that happy trail to the promise land!!!!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    AAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

    Your gonna give me a heart attack with that avatar Jaypat...

    (taking deep breathe)

    x )
  • Jaypat
    Oh no!! My comment got removed!! Opps!! Dang Effing and Leydylaura are rubbing off on me. LOL!!!
  • aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh WAT DID YOU WRITE TELL ME ON TWITTER SINCE YOU IT MAY BE REMOVED!!!

    ") welcome to the club!
  • RealMenGlitter
    LMAO oh hail to twitter or our @sses would be out of nmm.org faster than you can say happy trail
  • RealMenGlitter
    HAHAHAHAHA OMG cant breathe!!!!!!!! ur comment got removed hahaha! oh man! thats why u go on twitter first then the brain filter can properly function by the time u get on here

    HOLY SH!T UR AVATAR!!!!!!!!
  • 5ctBauble
    hahaha...that is very wise advice! Use twitter to vomit out all our comments that would get us modded in here. then come back and make appropriate comments LOL
  • Jaypat
    Ha! Ha! At least we have twitter. I'm going to unleash my gutter brain on twitter now.
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    ROTFLMAO!!! no more FF for you!!!
  • Jaypat
    LMAO!! No! No! I can't live w/o fanfic right now, especially since I'm waiting for all the updates!!
  • ah ha ha! I see where you got censored, lady!

    LMAO
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Hell yeah I sent this in...Look at him.. (sigh)

    Ahhhhhh!! Don't lose it RMG... Let's admire him..

    Oh god to be the person who threw the water on him...

    FORKS!!!! This man is gonna be the death of me........

    LOL!!
  • RealMenGlitter
    im busy printing out a wet rob and hanging him in my shower...do u think hub will mind?
  • 5ctBauble
    lmao maybe you could print one for you ceiling too ;)
    though i dont think hubby will approve....
  • RealMenGlitter
    oh its like those game shows where you stand in a box and try to stuff all the money you can down your shirt! Always wanted to try!!

    *does happy dance and continues to stuff money into pants*
  • 5ctBauble
    lmao...got the idea from watching Ellen DeGeneres. Nothing beats being showered in money! we should go into twitter and promote out product!
  • RealMenGlitter
    were gunna be rich!

    *imagines standing in a mountain of money picking some up and throwing it at 5ct*
  • 5ctBauble
    *picks up a handfull of cash and throws it at RMG*

    *walks over, switched on the industrial fan and waits to be showered in cash whilst doing happy dance with RMG*
  • RealMenGlitter
    might as well make the wolves happy and throw in a taylor
  • 5ctBauble
    ooohh... i like the way you think. you are very business savvy. definitly a worthy partener. we can cater for those who like the doc, or the wolves or the vamps! can you hear that in the distance

    *tilting head listening*

    cha-ching, cha-chig!$!$$!
  • RealMenGlitter
    ur right! but you know people on here they will buy it over and over if they have to money means nothing when it comes to licking pattinson all day and we my friend would be rich
  • 5ctBauble
    true true!! i think we need to have a VERY big order on hand firs before our first distribution. and we may find it more convenient to offer 3 for 2 deals or a choice to buy in bulk LOL
  • RealMenGlitter
    oh man that would be brilliant make sure water proof and able to be cleaned easily u know how kinky nmm.orgers can be they are bound to try anything
  • 5ctBauble
    ofc it would be heavy duty wall paper! but im afraid i wont be able to afford to give the customers a warranty to replace damaged paper. That would send me broke cos of the ppl i would be selling to in here!
  • RealMenGlitter
    oh i already cemented rob posters to my ceiling above our bed he tries every day to get them down LOL
  • 5ctBauble
    Do you think there could be money made out of manufacturing RPattz wall paper...i could even create a flavoured paper, and a scented paper
  • rpattz_dreamer(TeamRobsBeanie)
    Thanks for sending this in LTCB I almost fainted dead away when I saw those pics.

    god rob would win any wet t-shirt contest

    *searches frantically for a tissue to clear up the drool threatening to spill onto my laptop

    Sexier than ever if that is possible
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Hi5ves rpattzdreamer!!

    your welcome..

    God this man looks Hot in anything..

    everyday every hour every second....(sigh)

    lol!
  • RainyDayGirl ♥Haiti♥
    Thank you to all who made these photos possible!

    There's a special place in heaven made for you guys!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    You are very WELCOME!!!

    Woo Hoo!!

    lol!
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    OMG LCTB!! Thank you so much for sending these in!!

    Too bad I missed this post yesterday....

    When I saw these pictures, I literally groaned out loud!! Since there were a few colleagues around I had to muffle the sound by putting a fist in my mouth LOL

    "He was willing to do anything..."

    *thinks about all the possibilities*

    *forgets to breathe despite the warning*

    **thud**
  • mlj (Team Pea Coat)
    Yes, thank you for making me utterly useless for the rest of the day...uh week..possibly the rest of July.....

    He. Is. So. Fine.

    Oh well, breathing is overrated anyway!
  • Ah - I just went to the grocery store and they DID NOT have the latest issue of US Weekly on the shelves yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!?!?!?
  • mlj (Team Pea Coat)
    I was just at Target and they dont have it either.....
  • D@mn them ALL!!! I should never have cancelled by subscription for US Weekly!!!!
  • cclore
    *blowing kisses*

    Bless you woman!!
  • RainyDayGirl ♥Haiti♥
    Lol! I meant the people at the photoshoot. But I just saw that you notified NMM.org of the pics...so thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • taylorroxmysoxoff123
    i think i just died alittle inside he is so freakin hot omg *drooles* need a new keyboard i am sending rob the bill for it cause his hottness is what did. I think if he gets any hotter every girl might die.
  • AECullen♥
    SEXY! good thing they told me not to forget to breathe -- cus i almost did!

    now, i wonder where that line of hair leads to...
    *follows line*
    there we goooo! thats better!
  • natalie
    I mean he's always gorgeous, but I'm not getting that denim vest he's got...
  • TeamTwilightSaga
    3rd :D woho
    OMG...how sexy can he be??? cccccan't breath anyyymore :)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    DANG IT! Second
    *singing voice*

    I see no six paaaack! hahahah

    Buyaaaaaaaaa! Whoz got a 8 pack!? Who? Who!?
  • _teambellatrix_
    haha fail, the photoshoot was done in '08, b4 he hit the gym for NM
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    I don't care what time it is from!!!
    Seeing that boy from anytime stops my breathing!!!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *slap*
    Hey you!!!!!!
    Don't stand too close to me!

    LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Hey back!!!!

    I'll stand as f*cking close to anybody as I want to!!

    *Pulls PISMY'S tail until she begs for mercy*

    I would be b*tch slap you but those are reserved for ImNotScaredOfYou. ha ha!

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Hey!!!! First of all when I'm talking I'm in human form! Thats a rope that Jake used to tie me up with, so I wouldn't embarrass him further by humping people's legs...

    *looks down at URMyLifeNow's legs*

    LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    You fricking wolves and your constantly shifting form!

    And uh oh. We've got a leg humper!(and Jake's here too?! ew)
    What a mess.

    *Jumps on Edward's back and piggyback's it the hell out of Dodge* lol
  • _teambellatrix_
    well ok ok just wanted to set the record straight;p
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Lol okay.
  • Venia_Cullen
    TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOD HE IS HOOOT!!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Fine! Fine!
    But that doesnt change the fact that TAY still has a 8 pack!!!!!!!!

    *singing*
    This is why I'm hot, you ain't cuz your not! hahah

    LOL
  • _teambellatrix_
    oh let him have muscles I prefer intelligence lol sorry
    brain,artistic soul over muscle ya know;p
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Keep saying that *wink*

    Whatever helps you sleep at night...



    LOL!
  • _teambellatrix_
    oh I don't need that to sleep well at night,thankyouverymuch

    now go and buy some more protein shakes or some roids whatever for the little puppy Taycob, cause without them he ain't gonna achieve his goal to look like this lol
    http://media.photobucket.com/image/body%20build...
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    All the exercise he needs is what he gets with me in bed! *Damn, cant say that*

    Cuz...umm... I read him stories and tuck him in bed...and...err....he does crunches while I read!



    *facepalm*



    You know what? Nevermind.



    LOL
  • Venia_Cullen
    THIS IS OLD PICTURES....KNOW HE HAS SIX PACK!!;-)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Old shmold!

    It is?

    LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    UH, I've got a studded vest too.

    We could wear them when we go out together like Justin and Britney in their matching denim outfits. Rob and I can be punk king and queen............................

    OMG - I can't even finish the thought - it's so stupid and hilarious - I'm laughing too hard.......................
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    A-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? hahahah

    So this is what you fantasize about! Hahah

    Punk love making with Rob!

    LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Oh Patience,

    You are brilliant! Punk love making! Why yes, thank you very much! I get to pick the soundtrack though!

    Look out Rob - you've met your punk rock girl match!

    LMAO
  • Venia_Cullen
    FIRST AGAIN!!!!!!!YEAH!
  • Venia_Cullen
    SEXY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ImWithRPattz
    Venia,

    love your pic!!!
  • Venia_Cullen
    ohhh me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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