Does any one know what WA chapter 50 is?

is this the issue that was out last week with Michael Jackson on the front of it? Or did I miss it! I never miss a magazine!!! haha grrrr!

that shirt is hot W-O-W

Rob ......oh Rob............perfect as always!!!!!!! The only thing i object and correct me if i'm wrong, is the damn cigarette!!!!!!! ROB WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH QUIT SMOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I can say is.....WOW!!!!
I think this is the best photoshoot of Rob yet. This photographer should be sainted/knighted....whatever the hell it is they do when someone accomplishes something great
My question is: Mr. Pattinson, please explain to me why you do these photo shoots, if you don not want females of all ages pantingafter you. I think you know exactly what you are doing, so cut the shy act!!!
Wait!!!!!! Did I actually just say that out loud??? i retract......keep em coming, keep um coming!!

why didn't they do a special mag and put the rest of them in it

WOW!!!! I think this is the best Rob photoshoot yet. This photographer should be sainted/knighted...whatever it is they do when someone does something phenomenal!!!

My question is---Mr. Pattinson: If you don't want females of all ages panting after you like dogs in heat. DON'T do these photoshoots!!!! You know exactly waht you are doing.....enough of the shy act!
Wait.....did I actually just say that??? Just kidding. I retract my comment. Keep em coming, boy!

OMG!!! He's perect!!!...in every single sense of the word!!! GOD had a good day when him He's sooo GORGEOUS!!! (and talented!) God Bless his momma! lol

What they didn't tell you was that It was me who tore his shirt. Muhahahah!

Hmm,
outtakes with wet shirt...
outtakes with vest...
outtakes with ripped shirt...


Where are the nudey-shot outtakes?!?!?!?!?! I'm sure they DO exist!

He's like a extremely rare diamond that every girl wants...

That picture makes me wanna knock him down and kiss him and than kiss him some more... and than kiss him some more... *sighs* feathers.. feathers.. that's all I'm saying!

he looks so mad and serious; and still sexy. ...gosh; i would piss him off 24/7 if that's how he looks when he's serious...

he is hott!!

we all experencied that!! my friend!!!OMG he looksss YUMMMMYYY!!!

He is so EFFING gorgeous!!!!!!! Yummmmm

he makes me feel tingly in my special place

Ooh, not a fan of this pic :-(

Was this taken right after the frizzy freak headlock NY street incident?? lol

oh rob don't look so lonely i'll make you feel better :D

mmmm delicious, nutritious, and down right illegal! holy hale that man is gorgeous!

Nutritious? .......*thinking*......*still thinking*....nope still nothing LOL

are you saying rob isnt good for body and mind???? wait he isnt unless fainting spells and smutty thoughts are good for you...mmmm maybe just maybe LOL

follow me on twitter...leeblake05

Wrong kind of ripped.

TEAM JACOB all the way!

Team Jacob forever!!!
Wolves totally rule!

I AGREE XD

How strange?!
I had a dream last night that we were ripping each other's clothes off...and then I see this?! LOL
True story!

I have a really bad fever right now and even that can't stop me from getting on here drooling over our Spunk Ransom!

(I have a problem) lol

OMG ripped shirt! Mind if I finish ripping that up? lol. It just got hot in here all of a sudden, dude.

heeheehee!!! omg!! im back!! anyways what i was gonna say was that, even though this doesnt have anything to do with the pic, do u think that kristen and rob should be together? or him and emilie, i mean i dont care much, but my friend wont shut up about it, and wants me to ask u guys!! so please for god please reply!!! THNXS!!

man, freak rob is so fine!! eeeeeekkk!!!

he looks like he has blue eyes.. but THIS has definitely made my day!

I thought the same thing about the blue eyes. Must be the lighting or something... still looks good!

ya I guess.. but it looks sexy haha and the hair! no one will ever forget the hair on that kids head lol :)

No joke, I literally had to hold my hand back from reaching out and touching his hair on the computer screen! So beautiful, makes me want my husband to grow his out... wouldn't be the same though!

haha I am tempted every time there are pics like this... if only I mean he must grow his hair fasttt I know these are old but like compare the pics of him with the haircut at the airport then when he started filming New Moon I mean seriously!

His body must somewhere subconsciously know that his hair is his money maker and it responds as needed! Haha (I know I am slow to respond here, for some reason my e-mail put the notification in the junk folder!)

Don't fight it. We all do that...a lot. lol

My resolve is wavering...

Ohhh hot DAMN it all to HELLLLLL!

Here i am smiling like an idiot at my computer and im supposed to be driving in 5 minutes. How am i gonna drive with those images popping in my head. Darn it.

Hey guys!
See, I got tickets yesterday to go watch the special screening of Twilight in San Diego.. Was supposed to go with my BFF.. but she just found out she has to work.. I don't wanna go alone.. so I'm wondering if there's anyone who'll be going by themselves that wanna meet there, so we can at least sit in line together!!
LOL!! I'm planning on getting there early to get good seats!!
Let me know!

I bet this shirt was in one piece before he got out of his car on the way to the shoot... That crazy fan probably hunted him down and molested him again..

LOL, this is like a trophy for him! He made it past frizzy hair girl and came out in one peace! MVP?? Robert Pattinson!! Let's soak him in gaterade... uh... this is taking a twist I like! ;)

ooo then we get out the jello hahaha
I'm not Team Edward.. However I agree with the MVP comment that man gets hounded, tracked, molested, and screamed at on a daily (or hourly) basis. I'm surprised he's handling it soo well.

I hope he knows there are sane fans out there and doesn't regret his stint in the Twilight world! *considers what she said about throwing gaterade on him* Um, I'm sane.. I wouldn't REALLY do it...
Hey! I just realised our avatars are similar! *fist bump*

I know.. my friends and I are big fans of Twilight.. however we also are sane when it comes to our twi-obsession... I don't think I would molest or jump any of the twi-actors (maybe kellan... I'll have to see what my primal instincts are at that time) hehe
I know.. I think in yours Rob looks more Vampy... ps I like your name...it put a grin on my face :D

My Rob is very white! Thanks about my name, I thought for a long time about what to put as a name and finally this came to me and I just went with it! I am a 7th grade English teacher so I actually read all the time, but Stephenie resparked my desire to read for my own enjoyment!

Aww.. I love this picture. His eyes look so beautiful! Don't you think?
He should not wear shades so often!

Wow. Im literally speechless.
The man knows what he's going!

I think his hair looks the best I've ever seen it look in that picture.
That hot sex-hair of his makes every woman scream !

These two are my favorite:
http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

WOW I really really like the fist one! Amazing!

damn, Rob! I told you not to go out in that shirt!!! I'm so not ripping holes in your clothes again! even if you beg on your knees! ;)
men... *sigh*

OMG. Ripped shirt. He could be homeless or something dressed like that.........

For all you fanfic fans out there.......

It seems we have a sure confirmation about Comic Con now.
"According to the report, Robert, Kristen and Taylor will participate in an off-site press conference Thursday morning and will attend a Hall H panel later in the afternoon at the San Diego Convention Center."

http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2009/07/21/new-mo...

and Rob will do all the press!

"Robert Pattinson will be attending the Comic Con Twilight Screenings and on top of that it has been confirmed that he will be attending the Twilight New Moon press events at Comic Con according to his Manger and Spunk-Ransom. So those of you attending and who are Twilight Fans you will want to be in line good and early."
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_17062.html

That's great news!!

Have to feel a tad sorry for him though. He's going from the madness of NYC to the madness of Comic Con! After that, maybe he can go find some hole in the wall to crawl in and get some privacy. I'll miss the pics of him daily, but it would be worth it to be able to see a refreshed Rob!

Yeah, I know! I do too. I mean I love that he is going, but I know what nut house it is.
But at least he'll be there with the rest of them. I mean they're all in it together. On RM set he was alone, only he was the centre of attention.
I do hope he gets some rest....and it's good that Eclipe set is a closed one.

I knew Summit would make sure that Rob was there. There was no way they were gonna let him get outta of that.

You San Diego people suck!!! I live an the other side of the world, so can't go.

*Sticking tongue out*

I know, I think it was probably arranged earlier and he is a profesional.
Also the news about no interviews didn't make any sense to me...I'm glad it's not true. I would rather see his interviews in calm surroundings instead of that pannel haha.

I can't go, I too live on the other side of the world....but at least we'll have videos :)

alright.

let's get to the bottom of it.

soo much was said here about ripping his shirt off..

and finally. some ripping off is starting.

so which lady did it ? let's not be ashamed. lol

:)))))))))))))

haha

I wish it was me, but it wasn't. :(
I would have just ripped the entire shirt off of him.

**tries to restart own heart...** think ive died and gone to heaven... well if thats the case maybe i will secretly haunt him...

** pictures middle of the night hauntins in Rob's room** (evil smirk)

umm...those pictures literally made me catch my breath, I was thrown off guard, I never swoon over celebrities, but this man has something & I'm not sure what it is..oh yes it's called sex (appeal :)

He is breathtakingly beautiful!

Of course you know that shirt with those ragged edges might catch on something and then...Ooops!... Off it falls.....:sigh:

He looks sad in this one and tired. Probably because there was a million picks taken but I must say like most I still drooled.. There is just nothing better than a pic of Rob to start the day!

HOLY SHIRTS & PANTS!!! more photo outtakes!!

HOT!!!

I imagine this is what Rob would have looked like if those NY fan-girls had gotten their claws on him...except that by the time they were done, he may not have had any skin left :/ (Picture the end of Perfume: story of a murderer)

I think I will just finish ripping that shirt off of him...LOL!!!

Oh my yummy!

not to rain on all your rob lovin parades but he is kinda creepy here not that rob isn't super cute but this pic along with those others of him from this mag. r super wierd

clavicale and crotch porn?????????????

I am died

gawd help me

effin breathe

I can't

There was me, jumping to conclusions...

All I saw at first was the head, and the title 'Ripped'. As you can probably geuss, I said to myself, 'Ome, these people are going to show us a TOPLESS picture of Spunk!! Must scroll down, must scroll down! Eeeppp'

And to my utter dissapoinment, he had the damn top on. Oh, sorry, the damn 'ripped' top on. Are you trying to kill us?! The one thing we really want, they have to ruin in with clothing! My rant is over... Until the next picture of Spunk plus shirt. Pffft.

I thought the same thing

I stopped breathing there for a sec. :)
Gorgeous!!

the photoshoot was done in November last year, the twilight promo tours and all that promo stuff must have tired him out

OMG!!! I can't stay away...I keep coming back to look at him.....I just wanna crawl into his lap and stay there to look in his eyes.....oh......oh.......

LOL...
are you sure that's all you wanna do in his lap??

*holds chin up* Yes, I'm an honorable snuggler......unless of course he asks for more....I do have talents.....*smile*

He is so hot! hey, i just joined twitter, anyone else on there???

Everyone is on twitter :) lol

i am under nicnixs

lol. im under RCandJBfan (couldn't think of anything else) lol. and you have to come up with like an orginal one and everything.

watching Cold Creek Manor, i guess it didn't get good reviews, but it's hard to get a chance to watch Kristen in actions, the library here only have Twilight and Panic Room. Good that tv is showing some movies that are not available at the libraries. I hope they will show Speak, and some other Kristen movies too. :D
I read the Speak book, not bad.
Looking forward to CC for some twipics :=)

I just came home from watching Harry Potter. And they showed the New Moon trailer! It looks awesome on the bigscreen! I can't wait for the movie!! I'm still smiling after seeing it!
I live in Norway, so I'm glad they showed it. Finally we get something to cheer about :D

Did the wolf look better than what it did during the MTV awards?

It looked the same. They haven't changed it. But it looked better on the bigscreen. A bit more frightning :D

Is it just me or does he look tired, a bit scared, and/or depressed?

how about adorkable goofy ?? swoonswoon :))

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

so natural, so beautiful.....

Uh...yea....

OMG!!! I luv it!! but HE looks Buh-Ord (bored)

oh my land of nuttybutters!
here rob let me help you rip off some more...



[drools all over comp.screen]

ohh LAWDY! hold me back!!!!!!!!!

My god is he beautiful. I think I see his "FRANKENC**K" in the one pic.

I love posts like these, although I can't get my work done after this. Which ticks my hubby off. I just tell him that my day got "ROBBED"

HILARIOUS! I'll have to remember that one!

LMAO..My day got "ROBBED"...Perfect!!!!

that's hot . . . . lol

Ok I gotta get off this site....I can't concentrate on work with Rob's hotness all over the screen....I'm gonna get caught drooling and moaning........again...:(

You all know that I'm in LOVE with this man. (Okay, infatuated)

But what is it the overly worn and distressed clothing?!?! Take pride in your appearance man, because we do.

Unless... you're going to wear strategically placed holes that leave NOTHING to the imagination. Then that would be appreciated.

* Demonic guilty smile goes across face as ears turn red *

Holey SHAMOLEY!

*speechless*

after the picture yesterday of taylor...I think taylor is officially hotter!

definitely....not,especially seeing yesterday's pic of Taylor

I will respectfully disagree! :)

nope rob is :)

These are from last year-but who freaking cares!!!!

He is HOT and beautiful and good god, man of my freaking dreams....

Darling rppattzgirl,

Welcome to the world of TCA ~ The Crotch Area!

lol

Depraved I know, but just can't help myself!

Don't we all wish we could be there? Hmm…

*stairs longingly at the avatar wanting to rip buttons off with teeth*

They are totally milking this. I mean they save them for slow days and they plan this for sure. No wonder those pics didn't leak before..but I don't mind, I don't mind at all lol

Me neither-I will take what I can get since I can't have the real thing!

Made my day for sure....

THANK YOU GOD !!

I. just. died.

aww he looks sad but very SEXY!!!

*sigh*

this photo is like 8 months old lol

And they can still be ogled and drooled on no matter how old they are! ;)

lol yeah I know,I was just pointing it out that it's not new,only never before seen hehe it's still great,even though quite old

They are from last November. Now they are "classic Rob pics", even better with age!

old or new pics rob is simply hot...and wet...gahh!!

OK, I think that US magazine has just made it official that they are going to make their fortune from publishing old outtakes from Rob's photoshoots.

They have found our weakness! I don't know about you girls, but I cannot pass up a magazine with Rob photoshoots in the store without purchasing it, no matter how I try to resist.

Rob does photoshoots so well. I doubt the man has ever taken a bad picture!

HAHAHA...There goes our grocery money yet again Breesmom.....but its all good I'm loosing weight...LOL

Yes, that was just what I was thinking!

Did I tell you about subscribing to Vanity Fair so that I was sure of getting the 'Most Handsome Man in the World' photoshoot pictures? Decided then and there that I had gone over the deep end!

(Sure wish I could swim!)

Breesmom: "Hi, I'm Breesmom and I have a problem"
Bookobsessed: "Hi Breesmom, Welcome to Arkham."

I'm sorry, I don't understand your reference, "Arkham"? Please explain.

In my defense of the magazine subscription--it was a very good deal $12.99 for the year. Just hope the other issues match up with the Rob one. I can always take them to work and share. Just thought, after I subscribed, I'm a little bit nuts!"

Could have been worse, could have been OKay mag, or Tiger Beat!

AHHHHHHHH........................*thud*

This photoshoot is hysterical. On some photos he just looks so tired and wet and like he had it...and on some luscious...and I'm afraid to get in to it because I don't wan't to be moderated lol
http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/rob...

Holy Mother of Edward!!!!

That was rather......

*think up own word to insert above*

*salivating*......have no words

My god.... that sad, innocent facial expression mixed with that torn shirt is hot..... gggrrrrrrrrr!

lol

Growling are we?

*sings* Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...never gonna run around and desert you...

I have had that song stuck in my head for nearly 16 hours now, LOL!

If only Rob would sign it to me! *stares off dreamily*

I have been known to give the occasional growl... ;)

OMG Kim!! Me too!! I was singing it earlier while in the supermarket, just walking down the aisles minding my own business, I was getting a lot of "WTF" faces!! Totally worth it!!

LOL

LOL, I'm stuck at work (as usual) and I can't stop humming or singing it. I think the girl next to me is about to throw something my way and knock me out!

Wow!

Rick Astley! That really takes me back to my teenage years!! LOL

LOL, that takes me back to diapers if I'm honest. But I love 80's music since it was the decade of my birth.

Love that Rick Astley, GRR!

Okay, thanks for depressing me!! LOL

It's great you youngsters can appreciate good music! ;D

I thought that was 90's music? Never mind. I goggled it and it's from 1987.

LOL, sorry! But I do love me some good 80's music...

I think I'm a rare find though, not many of my generation enjoy good music!

Awww... he looks sad.

ok he looks kind of sad/brooding here but he surely makes me wanna groan :))

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

errr, sad ? you should see this...

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

Um, I like his tee shirt on the floor and following his treasure trail down to the holy land but I also see the box of cigs and a lighter on the floor. I wish he would stop smoking.

He's got a great second tenor voice and he'll just destroy his tone by smoking. I really do hope he does record more music because his voice and stylization intrigues me.

From one singer to another... Dear Rob, my man. Put the cigarette's down... and pick me up instead. I'm much better with occupying your hands and your sexy lips.

Nothing sad about that!!

Oh, my......I have to fan myself off. Too hot!

OoooErr!
Thats rather delicious isn't it!

Oh god....you gotta love those tight jeans..that don't give anything to the imagination...everything is very visible lol

and he should do Kellan's move here
http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/rob...
you know the grab hahahah

yeah, rob's physique is just perfect...lean, tall, gorgeously hot :))

You wanna help me cheer him up???

oh gawd effin lawd!!!

and I have to start school with this on my mind?

good luck with that!

Rob:
See what happens when I let the fans anywhere near me??? I feel so abused!...
I actually think this one *points to rip in shirt* is from that frizzy hair b*tch that grabbed me in NY!!!

Spunkie:
Aww...come here baby...let Spunkie make you feel better and finish ripping that shirt off!

LOL

I take it the word "Spunkie" is replaceable with a name of one's own chossing???

*mumbles*
I guess so.....

LOL

LOL!!!

I cannot tell a lie.....It was ME who did that...

You see...we were JUST going for a lovely stroll through the woods...

Then...one thing led to another....

I TRIED to give him my shirt....but mine wasn't any better.

Sorry...forgive me?

hmmm i notice someone is still a bit frisky after their romp with an innocent newbie yesterday?

lol....Shhhhhhh.....You're not supposed to know about that!

lol

WHAT????
*SLAP*

*shouting*

Do I mean so little to you!??? What about that night we spent over at the old house in the rez!? Did THAT mean nothing to you?
I thought what you and I had was special...and you go and cheat on me...*low voice*...with my boy toy?

*shaking head*

You shall pay for this betrayal!

*crunches forward, arms shaking, ready to fursplode*

(LOL)

*gets too excited*
*starts to shake*
must... join in... fight...
*calm down, bbwg*

LOL

No worries BBWG...

We reconciled.

If you see her jump that fence you tackle her a$$ to the floor, got it?

LOL

NO ALFIE!! NO!!!



*waves hands franticly*



He means NOTHING to me!!!



I was just having some fun after you left me all alone...



If you want him...he's chained up in his room....TOTALLY unscathed!



You KNOW how your fursploding turns me on....but PLEASE don't feel betrayed!

LOL!

*stands up straight*
*grabs Scarlet by the wrist, pulling her closer with one hand and holding her hair firmly with the other*
*nose touching hers*

If you ever cheat on me again I will give you unicorns until you can't sit properly without feeling pain! Do you understand me!?

*Scarlet nods*

*Pimsy gives one light spank on Scarlet's behind and releases her*

LOL

(got carried away)

LOL!!!

*Nods emphatically*

*Stops mid-nod and raises eyebrow*

*Considers Aflies threat as possibly a promise*

Hmmmm....what to do?


LOL

lol...just didn't want to be an intruder or have anyone take offense...

Naaaa...no worries....you are always welcome!

lol

i could sit here and read your comments all day...its entertaining to me...sry...

LOL....That's ok....don't apologize!

I'm glad we entertain you!

*gets up and walks to the trunk of the car*

*picks pants and t-shirt and puts them on*

*chuckles*

I guess I will have to go comando!

*hears Scarlet wheezing*


*walks to the front of the car, bending down to get a better view of Scarlet sitting in the passenger seat*

*cups Scalrets cheeks*

You okay?

*places one soft kiss on Scarlet's forehead*

*nods slowly, gasping for breath*



*takes puff of inhaler*



*in a wheezed whisper*



Please....don't tell anyone about my weakness....*wheeze*....if they
knew....


*hides inhaler in pocket*

*glares at Alife in shocked realization*



You.....you......you saved me?


*hugs Alfie tight and kisses cheek*



*walks wearily to trunk of car*




*lifts floorboard to reveal stash of shoes where spare tire should be*



Pick as many as you want.

LOL!
* wonders if she should ask Scarlet how can a vamp have asthma if they don't need to breath*
*shakes head and decides to let it go*

WOW! Someone has a shoe fetish!

I rather go barefoot! High heels will get in my way if I need to run in the forest! Which reminds me...I abandoned my post!

*gives Scarlet one more kiss and runs towards the rez*

*stops and looks back to check on Scarlet, waves and runs*



LOL

It's a LONG drawn out story that has to do with my incomplete transformation
as a vamp....

I'm...um....not your typical vampire-girl....

*waves at Aflie*

HUNT WELL!!!

**I would just like to say that you anf PIMSY are my absolute favs**

LOL....ummmm.....thanks?

Why?

OMG!!!!! LMAO!

*fursplodes and bolts at the sound of a truck and sure that Scarlet will be in no condition to notice*

*growls as she arrives at the pavement and Scarlet is inches away from becoming road kill*

*jumps and crashes into Scarlet, slamming on to the ground and away from truck's path*

*breathing heavily, shape shifts back into human form*


What is wrong with you!?

Do you want to give me a heart attack?

LOL

*Stares catatonic at Alfie*

*slides to the ground*

Please tell me you have an extra pair of pants and t-shirt in your car!

I didn't have time to take mine off before I fursploded!



LOL

*swallows hard and nods*



*attempts to slow breathing*



*whispers*


In....*wheeze*.....*wheeze*....trunk....


*crawls on hands and knees to open car door*



*reaches into glove box for inhaler*

*swallows hard and nods*



*attempts to slow breathing*



*whispers*


In....*wheeze*.....*wheeze*....trunk....


*crawls on hands and knees to open car door*



*reaches into glove box for inhaler*

LMAO!

*sniffs*

I kinda like that smell on you!

*looks around at shocked faces*

Err...

*releases Scarlet*

*SLAP*

You- you leech-licker!

*runs away laughing*

*rubs cheek*


*stiffles tears*

Ok...I guess that's my cue to go back to my side...



*climbs rez fence*



*stumbles to gound*




*stands and looks back at Aflie*



*sigh*





*begins to lose composure*





*turns runs through forest toward the road*

*looks back at Scarlet*
*watches as Scarlet stumbles to the ground*
*one step forward, stops and resists the urge to comfort Scarlet*
*whispering*

I love you!

hahahah

* sprints through dense trees at lightning speed as the world around slowly
fades to silence…hearing only the whipping of the wind as it grazes ears and
feeling only the frigid sting of tears as they stream from face as droplets
on a windshield.*



*Bounds into a dark stream ahead only to find it is cold, hard pavement*



*looks ahead to the saving sanctuary of my car parked across the road*


* springs across the road without a second thought but is halt by a strange
yet familiar noise*



*looks up in time to see the headlights of an oncoming truck*

LOL!!!!!

*till holding on to Scarlet*

*picks a piece of tomato from Scarlet's hair and eats it*

*places sweet kisses all over Scarlet's face*

Funny, you go on vacation and when you get back instead of beating you up I keep kissing you!


hahahah

*shugs and smiles*

What can I say?

Absence makes the heart grow fonder!

Did you ever imagine you would love a vamp SO much?

*sniffs shirt*

Alfie! I smell like taco sauce!

You're lucky your so darn cute!

LOL!

Come here now!

*hugs tightly*

I still love/hate you!

*hugs Alfie back*

I know you do!

I'm your favorite!!!

*picks tomatoes and an lettuce out of hair*

is this about to become a twi-smut-fanfic or somethng?? LOL!

LOL!!


NO! You peeping-Tom!!

*speaking with mouth full*

TAUNTED HIM!?????

*spits out food*

With WHAT exactly?????

*glares*

*swallows hard*

ummmm.........me?.....maybe

*walks into room where PIMSY and Scarletl are fighting*
*looks around*
*walks back out slowly*

*notices BBWG walking in the room*
*points finger at BBWG*
*shouting*

DON'T YOU DARE STOP ME IF I DECIDE TO KILL HER!

(lol)

*nods head*
go ahead, I'll just munch on a poptart and watch through the window
*scurries out of room*

*throws a taco at Scarlet*

How could you!!??

Did you turn him? Is he a vamp now?

And give me back my lunch!

*picks taco from Scarlet's shoulder*

*shoves taco in the mouth and sobs*

LOL

*pats Alfie on the back*

Don't cry, Aflie....

You know I hate it when you cry....


He's yours for the taking!

No...no...I swear!

See for yourself...

SCRATCH THAT....DON'T see for yourself...

Just take my honest word....

I did NOT turn him!!!












I just taunted him......

Really..........

*claws out*

And why is that!?

*looks around for any signs of forest fires, dead bodies or sexed up 17 year olds*


LOL

*clears throat and shies away*

Ummmm...is this what they call "entrapment"...

Ummm....have I told you how ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS you are today???

*leaning against tree, arms crossed*
*evil grin*

Have you been avoiding me this morning?

*looks down and kicks dirt*

Ummm...maybe....

*sigh*

yes, I forgive you but only cuz now I get my turn to finish ripping it off and have my way!!!

LOL

*hugs Spunkie*

THANKS!! Sorry I got carried away....You know how it is!

I do know how it is or how it would be if I ever got some time alone with him!!! LOL

Let me just tell you....It's better than you can even imagine...and I can imagine quite a bit!

Very sexcy rob!!! Can't wait for more yummy pics

OMG!! I SO needed this!

*licks up Ripped-Rob pic*

Robbie...baby...make the haters go away.

WOWZAS
why not take the whole thing off

OH MY God!!! So yummy!!

My heart aches, seriously. Ahhh ROB!!!!!

Looking at that face just never gets old does it?

Taylors pic is way better

I don't know if you've noticed Rob...but your shirt is ruined...I suggest you remove it. Now. :)

Here are the rest 40 outtakes from US nagazine photoshoot ;D
http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

i do really like the wet (*wink*) pictures.
aah :)

They are all freaking sexy as hell!!!

Thanks! ;)

WOW! thanks for the link!

i'm sure everyone know is off to buy a new portable hard-drive to store all these never-before-seen pics...

I can see why some of those wouldn't make it but goddamn hes sexy even in that ugly jacket! thanx for the link :)

BLESS YOU

Add ALL of those to the file!!

You're now our GF-Rescuse liasion.

*favorites the outtakes page*

done!! i wish i could just start sprinkling them everywhere the way FL does unicorn cookies. lol

With all the gf's around...you probably could!

Look...there's one below...but she probably wants a Kellan pic...we're REALLY going to have to stock up!.

ugh. i know. i'm not so good at the kellan pics.

with a name like that, i'm sure that's all she wants...

*frantically searches database for all KELLAN LUTZ posts...*

I agree, bless me...bless everyone..I love you all so much, I'm just so happy..*cries dramatically* LOL

this is my favourite
http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/rob...

it's mine too! i neeeeeed it!

Oh my Gawwwd!

Why can't I have those sexy tight jeans tossed onto the floor right now!!! They would look great there. Not like I would see them since I'd be busy doing... well, "doing" other things to the owner.

WOW! Rob's looking a little spacey here, but still looks gorgeous! =) there's the beginning of a pout i see!

ok, it's confession time....who couldn't contain themself & ripped off Rob's shirt?

oh Rob honey.. can't you afford a nice shirt?

LOL

That's probably the effect of fan girls reaching for him... or the after effect of a night with one of US!

oh, that was actually me!

i ADMIT it whole-heartedly.

lol.. so you DID end up seeing him that one weekend you went up to NYC!

Why didn't we get the tweet about his.. measurements??

things got a little bit wild...you know how it is! LOL

oh, but remember we only talked about discussing stamina & measurements days after i went to the city :-)
kidding kidding. believe me, EVERYONE in nmm.org & twitter-land would know if i met him. ughughg i NEEEEEEEEEED to go to the city & see if can catch a glimpse bf he heads out

lol- you had to ruin the illusion, didn't you? We all live vicariously through you- you should have kept the act up!

Hmmm.. do we know when he's leaving NYC? Google will tell you all you need to know about how to find him- start stalking the bars! LMAO!

lol! i should have said how i am on the RM set all day every day & i see glimpses of him and then he looks right @ my camera & gives me a huge smile bc he can totally lock eyes with me & pick me out from the crowd!

no idea when he leaves. you know rumors flying today is last day for him bc of CC. who knows? personally, i don't think they are that ahead of schedule enough for it to be done already, but who knows?

i would stalk the bars, but i don't know the local dives! LMAO
only the big ones...well i DO know The Bowery (where he was spotted earlier in the summer) bc it's popular, but who knows abt the low-key ones...

Let's troll for Rob together. I know of a few places and if not, I have several friends who perform in the local dives. They could give us tips too.

But if we do meet him... well then it's every girl for her self.

*Grabs sabotage kit and slips it into purse*

I won’t stand in your way.

*Tucks knock out spray and stuffs in bra*

FABULOUS!!! :-)
we should totally do it! if he's back in the city friday, we should hit the
bars at around 11ish. with your friends who are in the know, we're BOUND to
find sneaky Rob...we'll play it off like we didn't go there for him, but to
actually check out the quaint & quiet ambience of the divebar scene &
compare it to the ruckus of those other clubs/bars.

hmmmmmm, so it's like that, huh? how easily you abandon a PIC!!!! well, i
guess so -every girl for herself...i'll have to borrow some of effing's bag
of hidden things & see what i can use on you to keep you outta range of
Rob...lmao

pppffffffttt pepper spray, that's not a strong deterrent at all! lol

I have tried looking for him in the bars around town and never get a chance at him. I wanted to pick up where we left off in our last, okay only conversation.

I even bought a pair of 5.5" heel shoes from Steve Madden to try and catch his eye again. Then maybe... well maybe....

*starts to breath heavy. Oops steam billows from body as I over heat*

Lucky... my little green jealousy monster is trying to come out...

Don't worry, I'll beat it back with a stick.

Did you check the bars for a black hoodie?

and WHAT??? YOU'VE TALKED TO HIM BEFORE??!!

Spill the details!!

*grabs popcorn and eagerly waits*

The bulk of the story is here.

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/07/robert-patt...

The rest was after he autographed my GQ Mag, I went back into line to get a picture taken. So I really got to talk to him twice.

As I walked up to him for my opportunity for the picture to be taken, I said, "you know it is so very nice that you are taking the time to do this for us fans. We all greatly appreciate it." He says this after a slight sexy laugh, (you know what I mean) "oh you're welcome." As he's slipping his hand from one side of my waist line to the other and he poses for the picture.

Oh god, I have to stop. I need to go back to work. I'm only on my lunch break. Crap forget about it. Where's my 5.5" heels and fishnets. I think he's still filming at GCT today.

O.M..effing..G!!!

THAT'S YOU?! you lucky...luck girl!!!

I am having a fangirl attack over here! How did he smell? how did he luck? he touched your waist?!

adfadjflkfjoieutaf-->freak out continues

*RIMR_ will be back later, after she stops spazzing out*

LOL

5.5" heels to catch his eye! That was cute!

Very lucky gal you are!!! :D

You are welcome to gaze upon his gorgeous face in my city but keep it calm girlfriend. Us RPaz calm patrolers will keep you in check.

Yeah, I have the pic of that frizzy b*tch on my cell. If I see her, it's a stiff hip check into the boards. There will be blood and I'll take the five minute major penalty for it too!

Oops, I need to eat lunch. I'm getting a bit feisty

there's NO WAY i'd ever be screaming in his face or head-locking him or chasing after him in the streets. i think i'd be content enough to see a glimpse of him. to have a pic would be icing on the cake...so don't worry, i wasn't a fan of frizzy hair freak & her company! =)

*smiles angelically*

Shall I help you rip that t-shirt, Rob? :)

Don't be shy.

WOWZA!!!!
WHO did that to you baby...come..tell me now!
AAHH i gotta say it looks WAY better ripped....OHH YESSSSS!!
i think Tyler is rubbing of on you!
LOL

Look what the crazy fan girls done to his shirt!!!!

oh, honey. if just ONE crazy fan girl (especially of the frizz variety) got a hold of him, that shirt would be ripped faster than any one of jacob's.

no jake is just as hott and i heard he is nicer but i also heard that rob is nice to so i love them both...but rob is just so yummy and jake is ripped oh how can i chose...

ok, i didn't mean "faster than a fan girl would rip off jacob's shirt"

i meant "faster than jacob's shirt would be ripped off during phasing"

i will never compared hotness between the two. that's trivial.

oh sorry i know u can't compare hottness i could never chose even if somebody had a gun to my head....lol

usually talk like that ends up just going in a circle. edward and jacob (rob and taylor) both have great features and personalities and so there really doesn't have to be a competition between the two.

yeah i totaly agree they r both hot in there own ways and u can't compare and apple and an orange so why compare to totaly diffrent guys....... they r both really HOTT

It's an easy choice for me...

Taylor = arrested for statutory rape

Robert = An intense night of mystical magic that makes the toes tingle

Also I like my men pasty white with an English accent.

I object!

um, i'm not comparing the two here. what i meant was it would be ripped off faster then jacob's shirt would be when he phases. this has nothing to do with comparing them. i don't do that, nor see the point.

Oh, I know you weren't. No worries.

OH MY ROBERT! WOW! UMMMMM..........

*speechless*

*swoon*
Oh. Sweet. Mother. Of. Edward!!!!!!

RIP me off a piece of HIM... no... NO... I want him ALL of him... Rob, sweetie pie... GOD your just gorgeous... LOVE him!!!

Okay, he does look pretty cute here. I will give him that...

::admires Robs little pouty lips::

<3 <3 <3

ripped... but not enough...

.. Gorgeous.
The hair is lookin' nice. LMAO

Holy Mother of God!!!

Why stop there? Someone should have just ripped the whole damn thing off!!!!

HOT!!

Wow, it's like you read my mind...LOL.

This is unbearable! Why is he doing this to us?....Not that I'm complaining, but I want more. So MUCH more!

i agree :D LOL

The only thing that would make that shirt look better would be if it were ripped off of him and laying on my bedroom floor. ;o)

thank you Cclore..u actually got the brains on this here post because; when i look at that pic; i was drooling and left in a daze...it was like, "flashing; lights", and my brain wasn't functioning due to the hotness....

u however said what all of us felt..yes please; someone rip the effing shirt off...i need to see happy trail porn..hot damnnnnnn!!!! :)))

AGREED!!

You know I love Rob, right Cclore? I adore him!!! I love his porn fingers, porn hands, porn lips, porn eyes.....

But......

As much as like this picture.....or any picture of Rob with a ripped shirt....

He looks like he's sitting on the can taking a sh!t. LMAO!!

lmao...

oh jaypat...why do you always turn the simplest things into something gross...

asparagus anyone!? LOL

omg that is sooooo funny cause it remindes me when me and my mom watched twilight for the first time *we watched it together cause she said i had to wait so i did cause well she is my mother* and she is like i know edward has to have this inner pain but he just looks like he has to crap and then she read eclipse again and she said that she can't get the "rob look" out of her head......... so that cracks me up

Oh, to be a newspaper in that bathroom. lol

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!

OMG jaypat!

I almost spit out my ice tea reading this!!!

Gonna look at pic again....

You ruined this pic for me.....lol

because he is sitting on a box....

Lol

LMFAO! wait let me catch my breath hehe

jaypat you are so right. i have never given it much thought till you mentioned it. It does, it really does.

With that said, i dont care, i would watch him taking a ***** anyday. Look at those porn eyes in this photo, he has got such bedroom eyes its a major turn on.

OK...so you had me excited talking about all the Rob porn and then.........I kept reading and....

BAM......

"sitting on the can" then I scrolled back up & looked and...I agree with you!!!

LMAO!!!

btw....HEY Jaypat!!! I havent seen you in a long time!

Hey Spunkie!!
*hugs*
*gently pats ass*

I know, I've been late to these posts!

LMAO! I still think he looks sexy sitting there taking a crap.

lmaoooooooooooooooo....he's taking a crap?..ahahahahaa

*saying to self, i wonder why he's looking so serious*..lmaooooo......

damn; can he get any hotter...i mean he's so sexy taking a crap; and i bet it smells like strawberries in there..lmaooooo...gross comment...rob is sexy though

LMFAO!!

*wiping tears*

Thanks for that!! Too effing funny!!

*hits the like button*

Just for making me laugh!!

LOL

Can I get an Amen??

aEFFINGmen

Amen! and Hallelujah!

Grrr, that button down fly has me pawing at my computer...

Doesn't really go with my religious amen!

Amen!!!!!!!!

Amen, sister!! Amen!!!

** curls a finger into one of the torn holes and tugs......HARD **

That's all it would have took! Just one hard pull and then we could have had a piece of Heaven!

Somebody on the shoot wasn't doing their job! lol

LMAO...

i just read Chapt 50 of WA so when i see this all i an think of was B and Es violent romp before he left...?

was there tshirt ripping in that? cos there was destruction everywhere else in the room?

I'm a little in the dark here, what is chapter 50 wa mean?

I think there was ripping, but it wasn't t-shirt ripping, if you know what I mean. LOL!!

I read Ch 50 a short while ago and it was beautiful!!! I was surprised to read that there are 2 more chapters on the way and then the epilogue. Yes!!!!

I'm a little in the dark here, what is chapter 50 wa mean?

Im so sad that the story is coming to an end :( August 5th will be a sad day LOL

Yes rip everything off till his nakey lol

or instead of ripping, maybe if we ask nicely he will strip with sexy music.

Oh good lord, yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh please
Oh please
Oh please

Yep, I did that....

He didn't even have enough energy left after our little......escapade....to smile for the camera.

That's the face of exhaustion and contentment.

*sigh*

LMAO...God...I wish!

*sigh*

I know.

If only our fantasies could really play out!! He really would have no energy left! LOL

easy there girlie, what is wrong?

Not a thing is wrong!!

Well, other than that shirt is somehow still on his body! I at least would have gotten the job done! lol

you skank

lol

I already had that done before you got here

Look who's talking!!! :P

I do believe I was here before you, so you missed your chance!!

I was here earlier than you and had to take care of him

No no, it looks more like some crazy fans got a hold of him!

this one's my fav..utterly gorgeous rob ~~

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

Holy crap. Rob + water = extreme hotness. ; )

I wonder who the leather jacket belongs to? The names of the band on it (Crass, Addicts, 4skins) are pretty hard core punk bands.

My neighbor was in the Addicts - kind of funny - A Brit living in Calif from a band on RPattz jackets.

Thanks for sharing this - sexy WET Rob ... ummmm

YES, my dear RPD. I singled that one out, too.

That is the definition of an eye-f*ck!

The man's got it!

ScoobyDoo, there you are!!! I’ve been looking for you since last night.

Would you please help me find this fascinating Fan Fic you were talking about? As I said, I'd love to read what you've written.

I'm new to this virtual world. If you could give us newbie’s some guidance on where we could read some smut, oops I mean stories about our beloved Robert/Edward; I’d greatly appreciate it. My e-mail address is aliciaraquel@gmail.com.

Thank you!!!

What a cutie!!! Does anyone know why these never appeared in Rolling Stone?

about 10 of them were in the mag. These are the others

A wet Rob is a very good thing! ;D

Don't worry my dear Clore... I'll RIP it ALL off when he comes home and I'll take a pic for the rest of you
*evil laugh*
Buahaha!!

;-)

Not if I can get to him first!!! ;D

CAN is the key word here, my dear.... LOL ;-)

I may be older than you and you may be quicker, but I'll go down fighting!! LMAO!!

*blows kisses in return*
And I you =)

ROTFLMAO... oooh Clore... that was hilarious... LOL
A fight it is then... lol

*blows kisses*

You know I love you!!

I agree wholeheartedly!!

Now that would have had more Rob-appeal!!

This pic was just a tease!!! LOL

Hi, top ten!

Is it just me or does Rob look kinda bored here!

Maybe I'm still all Alex and Peter'd out but I'm not seeing the Rob-appeal here!

**ducks behind large rock before Rob fans assault me**

yes you better look for a good defense

I am afraid a rock wont do it...

EEEK!

*hides in a cave on the moon**

HaHa you can't you reach me over here....can you?"

Im only saying it cos Im jealous - there are so many pics of Rob and so few
pics of Charlie!

*goes back under rock in the moon cave with 5 week old pic of Charlie*

ooooo

I feel sorry for you.. poor thing...

3rd?
WOW!!..
*squeals*

holy shamwow, batman!

*biting clenched fist*

Is it very weird that I saved all these yummy, sexy, hot, mouthwatering, gorgeous, droolworthy (I can continue for a little while, but I'm afraid I might repeat myself) Rob pictures to my laptop so I can watch them over and over and over and over again?

*sigh*

THIS has to be someone's avatar. (that's an open invitation to greyfaces)

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

Holy Hell! Those pics are so beautiful....

I just changed my pic to one of him when he is wet although it was hard to say good bye to the current one. Hopefully, I did not use one that is already taken. :)

well, here at the EGFPRC (Educate the Grey-Face Program and Rescue Center, we always appreciate the effort of trying not to copy! after all, there are plenty of beautiful pics to go around! so thanks! :)

LOL!~ I havent been a grey face in a very long time but would have loved to have your rescue center around when I started. Props to you!

well, i can tell from your points that you haven't been.

but i'm hoping that starting now, we can educate!

we WILL find a cure for the common avatar! (that's our motto...hehe)

I love it. "Cure The Common Avatar".

You are brilliant!

THOSE A BRILLIANT!!!

I'm putting you in charge of the Educate the Grey-Face Program and Rescue Center.

awesome! i will serve the office with great dignity!

*runs off to make "Educate the Grey-Faces Now" t-shirt*

LOL, can I be the one who harasses the grey faces until they change?!

I love your avatar!!!!

Thanks, I love yours too!!

I love Oscar Rob...he's...amazing!!!

absolutely! i educated a new grey face last night! oh! AND i asked bella_87 nicely and she changed her avie from effing's to a new one, so i believe we have some momentum now

You wrote warm and fuzzy and I instantly thought warm and creamy. Damn those chocolates!

Thank you for popping my cherry...even if I did go to the other side of the fence :P

you're so very welcome! i feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

you're so very welcome! i feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

you're so very welcome! i feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

YES!!! I'm going to wear this with EGFN Pride!

LOL...

I will gladly add that shirt to my wardrobe!

i LOVE this outtake

he's so "B*tch please..."

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/robert-pattins...

LMAO, you're right, he so is!!

o hello

Oh Jolly Roger!

Yes I am... :)

2nd!

*facepalm*

Wonder what will The Kims say to this???

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Didn't want to keep you waiting!!!

Oh look second on a Rob post....... *mischievous grin*..... ADMIT IT!!! ;) lol

LOL!!!

*turning to Sax* I Told You SO!!!

Well Kim I was waiting for you to descend on me!! LMAO!

My job is totally interfering with my NMM.org time! *pouts*

I could have descended faster had I not been stuck here!!

Ha Effing Ha!!!

We can swap for a little bit IHowl2 - I'm kinda on the Wolf pack wagon this week (due to Alex) so you can jump on the Vamp bandwagon for a week - just to keep the equilirium of course

NOOOOO!!!

I need Alex!!!! Paul!!!!! Paulexxx!!!

Did you see the way he said my name???

Wow!!! You can have all the Charlie and Rob that you want! I need furs and claws of my Wolf men!

LMAO!!

You can always count on me Ihowl!! ;)

:-D Oh I know that Kim!!

Now I am waiting for your rxn if you see me 1st on another Rob post!

LOL!

HaHa, probabaly something along the lines of..

asvjhgdkjwgdfkjagdkjabadsb1!!!!!na sdcvjcvjh!!!

LOL yes! She will definitely say that but then she will go -

"Howly! You Rob radar is working just fine - own it up!"

LMAO!!

BTW - Alex.... *swoon*

first?

Congrats!

*hides pencil*

you dont need it now - I'll keep it for later...you never know!
LOL

lmao. Yeah. You keep the pencil...

Nicnixs gave me a rusty spoon to do the job. ;)

*waves Nicnixs' rusty spoon*

Beware MR.... BEWARE... lmao *winks*

Next time...tag team!
Between a pencil and rusty spoon we'll get the job done!

LOL

congrats, rachael!

Thanks, Miranda. :)

*dances with nicnixs' rusty spoon*

congrats! :D

lol. Thanks, cclore...

Oops... haha... rusty spoon (3x)...

*dances with nicnixs' rusty spoon*

*dances with nicnixs' rusty spoon*