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Robert Pattinson Caption Contest, Twitter Winner

by Will on July 1, 2009 · Comments

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200907011042.jpgCaption this picture of Robert Pattinson in New York and you could win a copy of the forthcoming New Moon Complete Illustrated Movie Companion. To enter, add your caption in the comments area below and press “Like” underneath the ones that you enjoy.

The person with the most “Likes” by Midnight PST/3am EST tonight wins! Don’t forget to sort by “Newest First” in the comments so you can vote on the new entries–by default, the most “Liked” comments will show up first.

As for yesterday’s “Tweet This” contest, congrats to @UNCfan4life11, who was chosen at random to win the limited edition Twilight trading cards with Peter Facinelli’s autograph that are released today.

Sorry, but I can only ship the prize to those in the United States. No substitutions, no purchase necessary, get your parent’s permission if you’re under 18.

[Picture Source, thanks Shurlcok & LMCullen!]

See also...

  • rpattzgirl
    Caption: Oh, wrong movie, sorry love.
  • Caption: My scent, it's like a drug to me. Like my own personal brand of heroin.
  • HeyItsRae94
    Caption: Damn it! Jacob needs to stay away from Bella, I'm starting to catch his fleas!
  • nluvw_twilightsaga_lyssa
    that is to funny i like but i like jacob to.....I wouldnt like to think he has fleas...lol
  • Jacqueline Nicole
    Caption: Vampire, Taste the sparkle! haha

    okay that sounds lame, but its all i could think of.
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    ok real question: what the hell was he doin anyway???
  • fanpire101
    Caption: I keep trying to suck out all the venom but nothing is coming!!
  • fanpire101
    Caption: How many licks does it take to get to the center of Robert Pattinson?? One, two, *crunch!*
  • Jessica
    CAPTION #1: Wonder what I taste like? Hmmm....NOT BAD.

    CAPTION #2: HEY LADIES! CHECK THIS OUT! **chuckles to himself**
  • xoalex914
    caption: hmm maybe i can turn into a vampire..

    another caption: just practicing my kissing tecnique. LOL :)
  • Jessica
    CAPTION: I should get paid double for this! Subliminally advertising for NEW MOON while filming Remember Me. I am a genius...pure genius!!
  • evathompson
    "Sometimes, this is just easier than walking back to the desert table."
  • koolgirl32895
    EW U NASTY PERSON LIKE TOTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA
  • koolgirl32895
    LIKE STOP U DIVA IF U ARE A GIRL.DON'T COPY TWILIGHT . I'm an extra in twilight and i can tell so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • roberts_gurl0021
    Caption: Hey look a mirror. Damn Bella was right. Now I'm even Dazzeling myself. *wink* Hey good lookin'. Damn I taste just as good too.
  • koolgirl32895
    LIKE LMAO NO U DON'T U DIVA U ULGY YEAH I SAID IT TOTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA
  • nluvw_twilightsaga_lyssa
    I know that what i was thinking too...Rob pull urself out of charecter..lol
  • koolgirl32895
    Well I think u such shut up that totes rude GROW UP AND GET A LIFE now that's LOL HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ IT AND WEEP
  • nluvw_twilightsaga_lyssa
    WOW...u are something,with no respect and ur telling me to grow up......i can tell that u are alot younger than me so be rude and annoying to some1 else.......
  • AwesomeNiks
    That's what I'm wondering........if only we could ask him...
  • koolgirl32895
    U CAN IF HE HAS A myspace, or facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • koolgirl32895
    Rob has a twitter 2
  • Jacqueline Nicole
    I have no clue. haha
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    caption:hmmm...i wonder if i taste as delicious as bella? i'll never know if i don't give it a try....Ooooh yea thats the stuff my god its even better!
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    Caption: Daaaaam thats what i've been missing? what an idiot. why the hell was i chasing after bella? i've should have known...pssh im Robert Pattinson.
  • uhhh..abbyyy
    CAPTION: urgghh! i will never live up to my vampire standards *sigh* but its ok, i still have the looks
  • BIT3M3
    Caption:

    Shirt- $50,

    Hair Gel- $10,

    Robert Pattinson Biting Himself- Priceless
  • R.Pattz is my homeboy;)
    Caption1:A picture is worth a thousand words. A Robert Pattinson is worth 1 billion words.

    Caption2: Robert Pattinson doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
  • AwesomeNiks
    That was amazing!

    He decides what time it is! That was awesome! =)

    (You should see the one I wrote about Rob and Snickers....)

    Yours was definitely one of the best!
  • R.Pattz is my homeboy;)
    tx so much :) i'll check it out. :D
  • MissNay
    Thats from the chuck norris website.......

    Like Chuck Norris was born in a cabin he built with his bare hands.......
  • BRITT
    SO GOOD...BEST BY FAR.
  • R.Pattz is my homeboy;)
    best
  • R.Pattz is my homeboy;)
    x
  • koolgirl32895
    I think u are 2 harsh and 2 rude 2 do that 2 rob like ttyn so what
  • Jessica
    CAPTION: Spunk Ransom decides he IS finger lickin' good!!!!
  • Jessica
    CAPTION: I taste like...Cookies! I wonder if the UNICORNS will be quivering all over the world tonight!!!
  • jennifer
    i don't know what all the fuss is about,why do girls always want me to bite them?well,maybe just a little taste...hmm not bad!
  • amber
    hey thats really funny, could you tell me how i can add one?
  • ImNotScaredOfYou
    Just go to the bottom of the page, before the twitter comments, and press on add comment.
  • RealMenGlitter
    woah..wait a minute...why is she asking how to add one if she already posted to ask how u post?

    im gunna leave this alone....
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    ROTFLMAO!!!
  • ImNotScaredOfYou
    It's probably because she doesn't know how to put in a comment without having to press the reply.
  • MissNay
    i couldnt comment for the longest time i had to hit reply for a while. Then it started working again... it was weird
  • klayrahx7
    Caption: i wonder if i'll turn into a real vampire??
  • oobettyoo
    Caption: This isn't the set to Eclipse?? My bad...
  • TeamBilly
    Caption: Who wouldn't want a piece of this?
  • McFrito
    caption: "screw the jaw porn ladies. wrist porn anyone? going once going twice? sold to me!"
  • Lori
    CAPTION: Practice, practice, practice. Now the next time a psycho fan asks me to bite them, I'll be READY!!!
  • oobettyoo
    Caption: If I look this good I must taste good also...
  • butterbeer
    Caption: Bella...Come out, come out, wherever you are...
  • golden1234
    that's a good one.
  • Guest
    MY CAPTION...
    "i cant enter this competition because im not from the united states... that bites!"
  • That's very similar to the caption I was thinking of... just slightly more polite!!
  • Tiffy
    I wish I was in the USA right now, but I am in India, so I can't enter the contest. NO fair! (Tears)
  • Lilkrazyme333
    Why does everyone say I'm a vampire??? I am human!! Look I'll prove it...Ahhh it burns..the venom burns!!!! crap I guess I am a vampire...
  • Caption: Jasper thinks hes all cool with his battle scars, just wait. I'll show everyone im the true bad ass around here!
  • amber
    Caption: "Oh jeez, this is probably the worst thing they could get a picture of me doing"
  • caption: Just making sure I still got it for Eclipse!
  • AlyssaTLW
    Caption: Kristen, this one's for you!
  • SianyTwiLoverX
    HAHA i like yours.. mine is below


    Caption: Maybe just one bite...to see what all the fuss is about

    *Takes a bite*

    Ohh.....i DO taste good
  • rpattzgirl
    Love it!
  • rebecca
    jeans $50 hair stylist to always look hot $300 getting my own back on stalker fans and googling their reaction to blatant teasing priceless
  • Newmoonfanatic31
    Damn those mosquitos. I'll show them how to bite!
  • thegoodgirlgrewup
    CAPTION:

    (I'm so good) Even I want a piece of ME!
  • Jada
    Caption: Damn, i do taste good!
  • caption: Just making sure I still have what it takes for Eclipse....
  • tamjoy
    Hmmm... Carlisle started it like this... OUCH!!! Dammit, I will NOT be trying that again!
  • Caption: I'm testing it on myself to see if Bella was exaggerating a bit.
  • tasha200619
    Caption: I like the other movies more, and the cast that goes with it.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Not bad! lol

    *high fives rpattzgirl"
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO!!!! Brilliant :)
  • =]
    caption: that doesn't hurt too bad, Bella's a baby.
  • whereismyedward
    CAPTION: Maybe, if I bite myself, I'll become a vampire... and I can ACTUALLY outrun the fangirls and fight the paparazzi off!!! Wow, I can already feel the venom running through me... owww the pain... oh wait i bit through my skin. Cr*p.
  • myjacob
    caption:about 1 month till we film eclipse...i guess it's time 2 turn myself back into a vampire...one month is enough time for me to get out of my new born vampire stage right???it was for Bella...
  • covered_in_feathers
    You want it like this Bella???

    Since I can't "eat" bella I guess I will just eat myself..
  • CAPTAIN: If i eat myself, those fan girls can't get me.

    CAPTAIN: I bet Bella would like to bite me

    CAPTAIN: Yes, lets make it look like i left the love bit, not kristen.
  • AzaraCullen
    Hmmmm.....I do haz flavor....
  • LMAO!! Good one! *hits the like button*
  • rpattzgirl
    Thanks!
  • I hope you win!! LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rpattzgirl
    Thanks, that's sweet...
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    Nice!!
  • tmchic26
    LMAO!! this was the funniest one i've seen! good job!
  • Venia_Cullen
    omg i can't stop laughing!!!! i love it!! i hope you win!!
  • rpattzgirl
    Thanks!!
  • Robaholic
    Hi VeniaFromGreece.. Aloha already has this Avatar. She claimed it as soon as it was posted. Maybe you could possibly change it. We all try to have different ones and are pretty good with not choosing the same ones and knowing who has what avatar. There are so many yummy ones out there. No need to have repeats right?. Thanks. :)
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo
    Robbie! You sweetheart!! Way to have my back!

    Can't blame the girl.......... it's hypnotic.

    I'm following you on Twitter, but still trying to get the hang of it.
    :D
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO... love it... haha couldn't have said it better... lol!!
    He can bite me anytime ;-)
  • rpattzgirl
    Oh god, me too!
  • cullencrazy29
    Caption: hmmmm.... How can humans not love me?
  • i dont get it. i feel stupid saying this but i dont
  • rpattzgirl
    don't feel stupid...what don't you get?
  • midnightsun76
    CAPTION: Everyone keeps telling me how delicious I look. I guess I better have a try.
    Hhmmmm Tasty!!
  • Tynchy
    Yummy...
  • LOL i love yours too funny :D
  • Jenna
    what, i cnt practice for eclipse?
  • Caption: Mmmm I taste better than bella
  • Erinn
    hmm.i wonder if i will really turn into a vampire
  • christine goodrich
    Oh, well i wanted to see what it would be like to get a piece of what every little teen girlie, and 40 yr-old mommy wants? But u caught me.

    Uhhh, well i am still gonna tear at myself....
  • oh another good one....see this what happens when I am day late and playing catch up!!
  • cul_laut_girl
    ncie :)
  • TwilightSaga4ever
    Caption: Remind me again why all you fan girls want me to do this to you. It isn't nice *shakes head vehemently*, it's painful...But then again...hmm...wow this feels kinda...weird, in a good way! Huh! Maybe I should start biting my fans instead of running scared...
  • Obsessive_Cullen_Disorder
    Caption: Hey, I thought Bella tasted good... Wow, sparkles add this certain 'pizzazz'...
  • rpattzgirl
    The contest is over, but I thought of another one:

    I had an itch, it's very common, you can google it.
  • nluvw_twilightsaga_lyssa
    thats to funny....it is a good 1
  • ibetterhaveit
    damn, i forgot. vampires dont have blood.
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Caption :)

    If sucking a straw got the fan girls hot and bothered.......what'll happen if i do this *chuckle*
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    LMAO nice one :D but I think he already knows the answer to that...


    IT F*CKING KIILS US, ROB!!!

    *too much fanfic, too much fanfic*
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    I know....he totally does it on purpose!!!!!!!!! :) Bad bad ROB!!!!

    Maybe he thinks if he gives us all heart attacks he'll finally have some peace and quiet :)

    LMAO

    p.s you can never have too much fan fic :) *wink*
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    I'll certainly have an heart attack if he continues teasing us!!!

    Oh and you're right...I'm about to start another ff!

    *blushes*
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Oh.......is it a naughty one....

    *wags finger at Caterina*

    There's more to life than porn you know :) there's.........um.........um

    OK.....there used to be more to life than porn LMAO
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    LMAO yes it did, but not anymore!!!

    You sent me the link to the FF I'm about to read earlier on Twitter... LMAO

    Your memory is getting kinda sh*tty....there's too much porn in your mind!!! :D LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Oh is it that one :)

    I don't know if it's naughty coz i've not read it yet :)

    Don't you read multiple fan fics?? I like to start my day with a little S & D to wake me up.....then a little WA while i have lunch....and seek out new stuff in the evening LMAO
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    Oh, 'k, my bad :D

    I was reading WA and JTO at night, it's pretty good :D but I've finished the last one, there are no new chapters, so I'm gonna start read LYIO :D

    And I should be reading Organic Chemistry books, but I'm not beeing successful at that :D
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Oh...organic chemistry...please don't say any more....the horror is all coming back to me :) lol

    Anyway....twi-porn does have some chemistry and biology in it :) Seems like a good enough excuse to me lol
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    Oh you're right!!!

    *winks at nicnixs* Thanks for making me feel better :)
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Yeah, he's just one big crazy sexy TEASE! ;0)
    And we LOVE HIM!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    We do!!!!

    But he's a naughty little tease

    You just know he did that so he could go home and google the reaction :) LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Absolutely!!! He probably stalks us here daily!!!

    HI KELLAN!!!!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Um....

    *point to Flplm's Avatar*

    Kellan?? You're holding out for that Rob unicorn surely :) lol
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    SURELY!

    He teases me with his wrist biting, and his mouth porn today, but I know
    he'll being giving in to me soon!!! I KNOW IT!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    OMG! What would happen if he moved his left hand 3 inches to the right????


    LMAO!!!!

    Pandemonium!!!! lol
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Um....i have no idea.......but i can only hope it is followed by the sounds of buttons popping or a zipper going down........

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    LMAO!!!

    SEE!!! I KNEW I could count on you!

    *blows kisses to nicky*

    Welcome back to the smutty side of town!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    I never go to the clean side of town :)

    If i'm not making smutty comments it just means i'm locked away somewhere with my dirty thoughts LOL

    *blows kiss*
  • Kings horses Kings men
    i was going to say something similar, but you beat me to it... i'll give you this one, i hope you win!!! *hits LIKE button and screams for her friends to do so as well :O) *
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    I think Rpattz girl should win that was awesome lol

    I can't win the prize anyway...i was going to have it sent to Effing if i won :) But i couldn't think of a brilliant one....she be ashamed of me LMAO
  • Rachel
    *James walks up*
    James: You brought a snack!
    Edward: Hey, woah, bite your own arm tracker!
  • Alessandra
    ahahahahahhah!!!!!!
  • Tammik898
    Caption: You can take the Actor out of his Vampire costume but you can't take the Vampire out of the Actor.
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    Lol thats a great one!
    I'll give it a try ..


    CAPTION: *Rob whispering to himself* Believe its Kristen, believe its Kristen!
  • AwesomeNiks
    Definitely one of the best! Yours should definitely have more ratings!

    I love it!
  • LOVES_twilight24
    CAPTION:
    The heck with Bella, I taste sooo much better!
  • bElla
    "I rather eat myself than to have these STALKERS FOLLOWING ME!"
  • CAPTION: GAH! I need to suck out my own venom so I stop glittering!! Then I can lose the crazy fan girls in the sunlight!!
  • LOL
  • Lisa
    And here we can see the vampire emo in their natural habitat
  • VikkiOhLovely
    Caption:

    Emilie De Ravin = Surely you're not THAT famous?
    RPattz = You think so? I bet you any money that if I do something like this *bites arm* it will turn into a caption contest on one of those fan site thingies'
  • Yes, I do taste as good as I look.
  • rpattzgirl
    Priceless!
  • hahaha

    good one!!
  • frogcrazy444
    lol that is a good one. good job!!
  • "These tight jeans are irritating my terminal groin chafing... must. focus. pain. elsewhere." Om nom nom nom.
  • CAPTION: Bella! Bella! Drink my blood and we can be like Sookie and Bill!!! PLEASE!!!!
  • LOL

    I'm reading the books at the mo...True Blood starts in the UK later this month so I want to try and read the books before hand!
  • Caption:

    TWP: SAY IT OUT LOUD! I don't care HOW bad it hurts!!!
    Rob : *muffles* Wolf girls do it better!
    TWP: That's right!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    LOL!! nice one TWP!!! i think you miss some spanking though.. LMAO! =)
  • LMAO! Aw, I did miss some spanking!! It was in my mind though lol! In my twisted and fabulous brain, after my demand is issued, I use the dominatrix paddle.

    Spanky spank on Spunk boy's hiney!
  • jakeyMYjakey (JMJ)
    LOL!! nice one on the rhyming as well.. hahaha..
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    HA! TWP..... this is so unrealistic it hurts to even read it! LOL!
  • LOL! I couldn't do what everyone else was doing. He can only taste like sparkly vamp so much.
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    ROFLMAO!! you're my winner :D
  • Woohoo! LOL! Thank ya!
  • Forever_Team Jacob<3
    *clicks like*...this one goes to the Wolf pack!

    TWP you rock!
  • J-BAG(Team Dirty Tay)
    LMAO! I think yours is the best so far!
  • ROFL


    great one!!! :D
  • oh and clicking 'like!'
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Caption: Where is Bella!! I can't take it anymore!!!...I want to go back to FORKS!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    LMAO!! that's a good one!!!
    Team RobTCB!!! YAY!!!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥
    Thanks Spunkie!!

    Woo Hoo!

    Team RobTCB!!!
  • lmao
  • Rachel
    And so the lion fell in love with his arm...
  • NormalFruit
    Caption: I wonder if it hurt Kristen when Cam bit her in that fighting scene......OWWWWWWWW..... yeah it did.
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    Caption: "I can film Remember Me and rehearse for New Moon all at the same time."
  • Beth
    "I guess I am good enough to eat!"
  • Lauren
    Maybe if I bite my right hand, nobody will notice what I'm doing with my left...
  • LMAO! :''D
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    CAPTION: "It worked! I have to tell Rosalie, you can become human again! All you have to do is bite YOURSELF!"
  • Fan: what are you doing?
    RP: Biting myself you can google it
  • dinzagirl22
    "If I gnaw my hand off, how much do you think I'd get for it on eBay? Enough to get Stephenie to finish Midnight Sun?"
  • Casizzle
    I would let Rob gnaw his hand off if it meant that Stephenie would finish Midnight Sun! no, I would help him gnaw his hand off lol
  • Casizzle
    now that I think about it, he should wait till BD the movie is done because I dont want a one handed Edward lol
  • myjacob
    HAHA!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    CAPTION: "Hey Rob, the line was actually, "Eat your HEART out, ladies."
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    Nice! lol
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    why thank you :0)
  • callmelala
    "I told the caterer to get me Hot Pockets, but did they listen? Noooo."
  • paisleygirl
    Damn that Jacob he gave me fleas
  • 1sttoglitter
    totality caught me off guard-made me laugh like a horse!
  • xoxvivisxox
    Nope, Mountain Lion is Still Better.
  • Morgan
    "What are you people looking at? You know you'd bite me too if you could."
  • Cathy
    "My masochistic side is coming out once again. It is such a bad habit."

    "Some people bite their nails, others bite their arm."
  • Sparks_TeamPellan
    LMAO! Robs so hot, even he wants a piece of himself!!
  • nemesis_robward's girl =D
    LMAO!!! the situation is worst than what we thought!!!! not even him is inmune to his own intoxicating venom :O...what is left to us simple mortals LOL.....

    caption: mmmm better save a piece of myself before fans torn me limb from limb.........oooh oohh, here they come ***crunch**
  • vic
    CAPTION: Right now, all the girls wish they were my arm! :)
  • Carideri
    I think that damn Dog, Jacob, gave me fleas!!!
  • VampRob44
    CAPTION: I'm breaking the rule on the whole "vegetarian" thing. Sorry, Carlisle.
  • Too_Far_Gone
    "Surely if I do something really odd like nibble on my wrist, the fangirls will realize I'm really weird and go away... wait... what is that high-pitched screaming?"
  • Tori
    "They say if your truly in love you can bite through your own flesh.... DAMMIT KRISTEN, WHY?!?!?!?!"
  • myjacob
    HAHA!thats a good one
  • UnalYucel
    or...

    Caption: "I do shower, and I can prove it *bites self* mmm I taste like strawberry body wash"
  • lutz_of_love
    CAPTION:

    What?? Dont look at me that way! It's hot and I'm thristy...I see nothing better to drink around here!....
  • Lindsey
    Caption: "Everybody wants a piece of Robert Pattinson -- even Robert Pattinson!"
  • Facebook User
    What can I say? Blood is my Red Bull! Keeps me going! Plus I have a big kiss scene next, can't fall asleep...
  • ForTheLove
    *Rob says to fan* - "Bite You?!?..Why Bite you when I have myself."
  • The_Twilighters
    i got a few and I could keep going...lol!!!

    Caption #1 "-Obey your thirst-"

    Caption #2 "He takes a licking and keeps on ticking"

    Caption #3 "Melts in your mouth, not in your hands"

    Caption #4 “ Yanno, it’s not bad….needs a little more sugar”

    Caption #5 “Can’t beat the real thing”

    Caption #6 “American’s first choice to satisfy your thirst”

    Caption # 7(My Favorite!!) “Good to the last drop”
  • Marina
    Caption: (director telling rob) Rob, for the last time, WE ARE NOT SHOOTING the Twilight saga! Stop biting yourself on every take! Alright guys take 47....And Action..... NOT AGAIN!!!

    lol
  • TeamTwilightSaga
    that one is really great! like it a lot! :D
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    Caption: "Here you go ladies, teeth porn."
  • justine
    i promise bella this doesnt hurt just come a little closer. muahaha
  • ambrca
    I wonder if I bite myself if I will turn into a vampire?
  • Alessandra
    this one is too funny!!!
  • Kitty
    "It is not cheating if I drank my own blood."
  • Lina
    Hmmm. . . I really don't taste half bad! yummm
  • cul_laut_girl
    OH, just practicing for Eclipse
  • Caption: When do we start shooting Eclipse? August? Good - I am so over pretending to be human for this role.
  • Littleangel_1622
    Screw being a vegetarian.

    Who needs a woman I can just eat myself.
  • tsteagal
    CAPTION:

    "Hurts so good!"
  • Milly
    Ohh!! Crap wrong movie, can we try that again?
  • AwesomeNiks
    Caption:

    Forget Snickers!!!....
    Hungry?! Why wait?! Grab a Rob!!!
  • AwesomeNiks
    Rob is definitely better than Snickers! :P
  • R.Pattz is my homeboy;)
    hahahaha true dat.

    **click likes**


    If only i could taste him to compare ;D
  • covered_in_feathers
    MMMM Bella....maybe if I bite my arm charlie won't hear what you are doing to me..........
  • pizzstfu
    CAPTION:
    " This is ALOT more difficult without those plastic vampire teeth "
  • i love rob
    This isn't a caption, i just need to comment.......

    SWEET JESUS!!!! I want him to bite me like that!!!!

    LMAO!
  • i love rob
    ALL OVER!!!!!!
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    and over....
  • i love rob
    and over again!!!!

    LMAO!
  • ROFL
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    LMAO me too!!!I can't even think of a caption right now :D

    that mouth...oh it could do sooooo many things.....*faints*
  • i love rob
    So many things.......but i cant write about it.....i'll just keep it to myself!!!

    LOL!!!!!
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    We don't want to get the mod's here right??

    Go tweet it, they can't harm us there :D *wink*
  • i love rob
    LOL!!! Yeah definitely dont want to get banned!!!!
  • LMAO
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Caption: Damn diamond hard skin.... owch.... geeze, now I'm gonna have sparkles in my teeth later.
  • JTSTeam Swiss
    WOW! BITE ME ROB!!!

    Caption: "I was just...you know, nibbling on my hand...waiting for filming to start...and then these fangirls just started lining up asking to be Rob taste-testers!"
  • MSlataper
    Caption: "mmmmmm. I'm magically delicious!"

    lmao!
  • Mandy
    Pfft ... True Blood .. yeah right ... Bill aint the only one who'd bite himself for his girlfriend ..
  • myjacob
    dont u hate true blood!its an insult!
  • it would totally ruin Twilight if Edward was always biting Bella. The vampire boyfriend is supposed to play the "protector" role, not the "you taste good, so I'm gonna bite you" part - that's for the bad vamps!!!
  • misstwilight
    trueblood came before twilight and is a whole different concept.in some ways its like twilight but the story differs so i wouldn't call it an insult specally since it came out before the twilight saga
  • myjacob
    ya...its just...the actors insult twilight...and my brother likes to watch it, and i was listening 2 it...and in season 2 they actually said... "how old are u?...Seventeen"....but i guess its not that bad..i didnt realise that it came out before the whole series
  • TWERDanerdbutcooler
    CAPTION: "Now Kristen and I can have matching scars, that's better than some dumb charm bracelet!"
  • srjacksonrn
    Due for an Intervention? Over-worked (and much-adored) actor, Rob Pattinson, may be in need of counsel from "Shrink to the Stars" Dr. Drew to help overcome his apparent identity crisis with his vampire alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
  • AwesomeNiks
    I could just see it.........TMNZ, Entertainment Tonight, the tabloids haha they'd have a field day!
  • Kim
    Caption: Bite Me!!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Caption: "What would I taste like to a vampire?"
  • Mmmm.....Taste the Sparkles!!!
  • kmarieex3
    Well...here it goes...I have to find out sometime what all this hype is about...
    (takes thoughtful bite)
    WOW! NO WONDER THEY ALL WANT ME! WHO WOULDNT WANT A TASTE OF THIS?!
  • audreypeters
    "Now this will give them something to scream about."
  • tp76401
    I really want to be a vampire, I really want to be a vampire, I really want to be a vampire!
  • Vanessa
    Caption: "Wow, I really am hard."
  • Ashlee
    Man this is taking FOREVER and I am getting HUNGRY!
  • Majnona (H.N)
    "I'm not sparkling?! you mean I'm not a vampire?! that can't be!! *panics* *bites self to check for blood* oh noes I have blood!..and it tastes eww..like blood.."
  • twifan32
    Dang, Emile bit me! (remembering) Twilight 101: When first bitten, you may be able to suck out venom before it spreads.
  • Kelly Fountain
    Wonder what the tabloids will say now...."This just in, New Moon star, Robert Pattinson, has been reportedly caught loving himself. All bets are off, why go for Kristen or Emile when he can have himself?"
  • Paris
    Caption: hey, bella...this is what my face will look like when i bite you -bites wrist- fumeh hhuh?
  • J. Peterson
    "Lunchtime already...?"
  • Rachel
    Caption- "Edwards first immediate attempt at suicide when he heard that Bella jumped off the cliff " (who needs a razor when youve got a mouthful of them ?)
  • DazzleMe1993
    I love it! (:
  • Rachel
    Human Blood = Delicious
    Animal Blood = Tofu
    Vampire Blood = (yet to be discovered)
  • SammyWench
    "I can't wait to see what the press say about this! Hopefully it will be something better than last week when I picked my nose hehehe"
  • TeamRotation (Meg1)
    CAPTION: In the crazy world of Central Park, Rob bites his arm to stifle his frustration, as he sees a fan crouched low behind the Alice in Wonderland statue, waiting for him to pass by so she can pounce. He recognizes her and runs toward his bodyguards who are busy chatting with each other. It's the frizzy-haired freak!
  • AwesomeNiks
    Caption: I'm going to bite myself, because I can't wait to see what caption those crazy fans at www.newmoonmovie.org come up with this time!
  • daniel_cullen
    Hey, this works well in my other movie.. Lets see if we can fit it in this one!!
  • RachaelLynn
    Lilac? Check.
    Honey? Check.
    ...now how do I taste sunshine?
  • cheri77
    Wow! It really does taste like chicken!
  • Sammy
    Oh crap, it came off, I guess i bit too hard...hmmm. I wonder if thumbs grow back
  • I don't get why these teenage girls want me to bite them, I'm only an actor who plays a vampire... ooooohhhh never mind, I kinda like it.
  • Bella
    Even Edward Cullen has a secret life that no one knows about...
  • Conchita
    I'm so damn hot, I want to drink my own blood.
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Caption:

    No, definitely need salt or some BBQ sauce.
  • LOL
  • UnalYucel
    "Nope, I'm still convinced that Kristen tastes better regardless of what those girls say"
  • Amy
    Bill Compton's blood has NOTHING on Edward Cullen's blood..suck on this Sookie Stackhouse!
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    AMEN Amy!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    LMAO!!! When am i gonna see it or read the books :) I know i'm missing out lol
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    The books are fantastic Nicky, you should definitely read them. I just got through with #4.... love em!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Arrgghh

    I want to...i've got sooo much to read and buy just now :) I have not gone to the pub or gym for a couple of weeks......

    I am going blind due to over reading :)
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    Yes, the fan fic can be over endulging! ;) LOL!

    I love how you say Pub & Gym in the same sentence... LOL!!!!

    They DO compliment each other!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    I only go the gym so that i can drink beer....

    If there's another reaon for going....well.....i'm just not seeing it :) LOL
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    LMAO!

    The ends justify the means!
  • Nic the books are great on the second one now...you need to get them...stop reading fan fics!!
  • pamloves
    Amen Amy
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    Damn, my hand itches! I can't use my other hand because I might lose my pants and then the screaming will never stop!
  • popprincess81197
    She promised that there would be no flea's on the set! God, I HATE WOLF's!!
  • nicole smith
    Caption::: oh, crap, I see that a stupid moskito bit me. It Itches. Well, this is just great... A bloodsucking moskito, I wonder how the world will react to this....
  • sexiest-jaw-ever!
    Rob: See girls i am not really a vampire. (Bites) Oh... wait a sec ...
  • Clarissa
    CAPTION: The forbidden Cullen taste the sweetest.
  • teamedward5
    ok this is all i got!

    Caption: Smells like Pattinson. Tastes like Cullen!
  • mimi5322
    caption:

    Ticket to New York: $210
    Hairstylist: $80
    Looking hot while biting my wrist:
    PRICELESS
  • MichelleHale92
    I have never wanted...my own blood....so much...in my 100 years of undead life. *omnomnom* Oh this is so good....oh wait...ow OW OW VENOM...BURNING...SHIT!
  • itdxbshx
    Caption: Masochistic lion. Got it. Get into character. Check.
  • yorkieboomer
    Hummm, that's a bit saucy!
  • The_Twilighters
    Caption " Plastic Vampire Teeth: $1 - Hair gel: $10 - Robert Pattinson making millions of girls' heart skip a beat as he bites his own wrist...PRICELESS!!"
  • The_Twilighters
    Tastes like chicken
  • twihardjessired
    ROB- I don't get what people are saying.
    I am not a MASOCHIST.
    I just like to self inflict pain on myself.
    I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!!
  • kiki_314
    There has to be an alternative to this vegetarian thing… I wonder if I can recycle my blood?
  • arryya
    Robert's substitution for cutting.
  • Dianne
    Overnight fame.....more movie roles.....adoring fans.......... It seems so unreal......... .
    ..........I've got to be dreaming!
  • MollyCullen
    CARLISLE!
    C when i do it , doesnt hurt!
    U clearly wanted me to be in pain o_0
  • iluvedward
    WOW! it is amazing to be bitten by me! Now I get it!
  • Alicia
    "Well, if all those fangirls think I'm really a vampire, then maybe I am... Immortality, here I come!"
  • so if bella likes a bad boy jacob lets see how she likes me with all these scares like jasper , ill tell her i beat the volturi all by my self

    thats all i can think of that no one else used! i hope you like it!
  • SBOSG
    Caption:
    Whats the big deal? I don't taste like candy or anything! Gees!
  • CAPTION: Maybe if I bite myself.. enough girls will pass out so I can make it back to my trailer. I have to go to the bathroom!!

    Don't know if this posted twice forgot to log in right last time
  • zzzzzzzzzz
    Caption: Ughhh... Jacob's beginning to rub off on me...
  • ForTheLove
    Hmm...A little Spicy..Must be the venom.
  • ForTheLove
    Hmph..Better than Kellan's Girl Scout Cookies
  • Paula
    "Don't look at me like that. I am a vampire after all. And I taste damn good. "
  • Caption : "That girl right over there, gotta keep my self control!"
  • Elaine Setas
    "I need my fangs man, this film is too wimpy! One more month until Eclipse..."
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    wow I am YUMMY!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Wow...even biting himself he is hot!

    "why does this have to be so hard? *bites himself in frustration* it's either team Robsten or team Remille...I can't make up my mind!!!"

    yeah...I don't have a good caption..he's just to mind blowing biting like that!!!

    Team Spunkinson!!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    LMAO!!!

    *goes off to make a "Team Spunkinson" shirt*
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    *yells at Scarlet*
    Don't forget the glitter ~ gotta make it sparkle!!!
    LOL
  • Go Team Spunkinson!!
  • scully33
    i has a flavor!
  • Robbin C
    I haven't had any nicotine in over 2 hours, so if you need to talk to me just stay out of biting range, ok?
  • Sarah
    It's called pain aversion therapy. I'll bite one arm while the other is 'in my pocket'.
  • stephie_bear
    CAPTION: "I better starting practicing for Breaking Dawn..."
  • UnalYucel
    or...

    Caption: "Those girls were right! I really do taste better than Cam Gigande!"
  • Rachel
    This is how Edward spent his time after leaving Bella...
  • Teenage Emo-vampire in his work...
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Lets see those crazy Twomen decide where to avatar zoom on this: mouth porn...crotch porn...mouth porn...crotch porn...MMMWWWAAAHAHAAA
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    CAPTION: Alright, I give. Let's see what all the fuss is about this "Bite Me" business..
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    LOL. or this:

    CAPTION: "Why do the fangirls want THIS so much??"
  • Mandy
    True Blood .. yeah right... pfft ... Bill isnt the only one who'd bite himself for Sookie
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    Caption:

    "Damn filthy, reeking, blood-sucking fleas!"
  • AC07
    It's funny you mentioned fleas. The first thing i thought of when I saw this pic was the poem "The Flea". (I just studied this in college.)
  • Ahdancer
    caption: "DAMN, i wish i tasted as good as bella"
  • ally whitlock
    caption 1: hmmmm not bad
    caption 2: now i see why all the fan girls want this!!
  • krystle
    caption #1: Shirt: $50
    Pants: $60
    Biting myself?: priceless

    captiion #2: Eclipse is shooting soon, might as well start practicing.

    caption #3: Biting myself might end up being on twitter.
  • larae
    "you cant see it but i am actually in the process of flipping the camera man off ....but he edited it out cuz he knew a pic of me biting myself would somehow be twilight related and give the press something to talk about."
  • Laura BABY
    caption : well soo the lion fell in love with the umm well lion


    lol
  • Nicole*
    Caption: Hmm. . .I wonder if I really AM a vampire?! Well it's worth a try. . .
  • teamjacob23
    Caption:and i always wondered why girls want me to bite them
  • ANGELBITES
    Damn mosquito is worse than me...
  • The_cool_kid
    Jeez i wonder if
    kristen will think Taylor Launter
    is a better kisser than me??
    ekkk maybe i should practice!
    right no ones looking
    nummm nummm
    yes im defo better than him .... i think :S
  • Katie
    Maybe my venom will heal the carpal tunnel from signing so many autographs for fan girls! Ah, a guy can dream, right?
  • Facebook User
    Maybe my venom will heal the carpal tunnel from signing so many autograph for the crazy fan girls! Ah, a guy can dream...
  • Kerri
    Biting myself is easier than ruining another one of Esme's pillows....
  • evathompson
    Yes!
  • Vicky
    Caption: Bella, I am in love with Jacob, now you might be a little shocked but I do love him and we do have some good fur flying love making.

    LOL
  • Vicky
    Caption: Bella I am in love with Jacob, I know it may shock you but really it is good. We have fantastic fur flying love making.
  • TchrforRob
    ROFLMAO oh that is just so wrong!!!!
  • sabrina
    mmm... i got a little bella on me.
  • Sydney
    " Darn it! Its just not the same."
  • Angiesaysso1
    Taste like the sparkle sweetart!
  • Caption: I don't know whats wrong with Kristen. My teeth aren't sharp at all, are they? Outch. Oh they are ...
  • TchrforRob
    The Jonas Brother's, try not to laugh, bite, snicker, snicker, are you serious? bite, bite, can't laugh, can't laugh.

    Favorite Teen Award winner???? BITE....BITE....
  • Elle
    "Okay, stop crying. Just cause Kellan says I run like a girl doesn't mean anything."
  • Maegan Gusler
    "Hmm... if I bite myself, maybe I'll turn into Edward and Kristen will love me... wait- did I get that backwards?"
  • Laura
    Caption: mmmm....they're right. I do taste good!
  • Amber Kenmuir
    I may not taste as good as Bella, but it's better than eating a pillow or headboard.
  • Karina
    caption: practice makes perfect....bella here i come!!!
  • twifan32
    Tastes like chicken!
  • CAPTION: Now i understand the obsession, my bite is like a pleasure shot. :p
  • another_twilight_mom
    Ok everyone, this is the LAST time I'm going to show you. In order to turn someone into a vampire, you turn your head to the side, and discretely bite like so.
  • dazzledazzleme
    Mmmm...tastes just like a CHEESEBURGER!!!!!
  • my_stupid_shiny_volvo_owner
    Caption: um people im not a real vampire .... i need to eat! *cheews arm sarcastically*
  • maggie
    CAPTION: i wonder hmmm... *bites arm* no bella's wayy better=)
  • Ashley
    Why does everyone ask me to bite them? It doesn't feel good. Kinda hurts actually.
  • Winners r weird,Losers r cool
    Rob: I still can't get these sparkles ,they put on me about a year ago, off. Damn them for not callin CGI first. And I've taken 365 showers already! *Starts bitting the sparkles off his skin* Cool, this seems to work...Hey! I taste good.
  • Sheilah
    La Tua Cantante.....Now I get it !!
  • dazzledbyEC
    Getting a jump start on rehearsing for Breaking Dawn, I cant wait to do this to Kristen
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    Caption:

    "Damn! Jacob gave me fleas, those flithy, reeking bloodsuckers!"
  • Maria Pluta
    Do I taste as good as I look?!
  • Caption: it really is good. Guess i'm just cut out for twilight ;)
  • SiannaJ
    Caption: Bella's not the only one who tastes good.
  • Nessi15
    Caption: "I'm turning you twihards on...aren't I"
    XD
  • TWIRD4LIFE
    <3
  • MissNay
    CAPTION: "In order to beef up security, Summit Entertainment has installed a walkie talkie and GPS system directly into Rob's wrist. And those frays in his jeans? Poisoned darts. Try hugging him again now suckas."
  • charla
    Caption: Hot damn, I taste as delicious as I look!
  • Heather
    ok so if my skin is like marble and my teeth can break marble..........i wonder what i taste like
  • TwiBec
    Caption:

    Biting oneself.

    A vampire way of being emotionally challenged.
  • MissNay
    CAPTION: "After he chewed on his arm for an hour, RPatz uncontrollably dragged his butt across the carpet................."
  • savanna
    stephenies right blood does taste like salt and rust
  • cw
    Daannggg,,, that girl over there is wicked HOT!! Oh, Bollucks, how am I going to break it to Bella... ?
  • lamasermosa06
    caption : bella promised we would look sooo cool if we had matching scars!
  • Taylortot
    caption: "Practice makes perfect"
  • Must...not...bite...bella...but...must...bite...something!
    *Bites arm*
  • CarolinaC.
    Caption: Must....get....into...*ouch*..character for when Eclipse starts filming.
  • Sarah
    If I keep practicing, maybe they'll think I'm a REAL vampire!
  • Diana
    Rob says....

    "Damn....I'm outta cigarets! I need something to distract me from sucking the blood from this innocent (well, not that innocent) obsessive fangirls! Well....hello wrist......"
  • Jessica Winkle
    CAPTION: "This is to all the Twilight haters....SUCK ONE!!!"
  • jaw2287
    Caption: "Yep....Kristen tastes soooo much better."
  • jaw2287
    Caption: "Crap, this is going to be all over every magazine tomorrow."
  • Tiffany Stevens
    Caption:

    "Got Blood!"
  • Caption #1: Rob's forbidden blood tastes the sweetest when he thinks no one is watching

    Caption #2: Rob: I was just teaching all the fan girls how to become vampires so they'd leave me alone! They actually believed me too! Now everyone is biting their wrists!
  • CULLENWANNABE
    It feels like I've done this before......deja vu?
  • twilightobsessor
    caption;

    buying a robert pattinson shirt - $22.00
    having a life size Edward in your room - $30.00
    seeing him sucking his own blood just for the fun of it - priceless
  • (I think I already posted one.I just don't see it.So I'm posting this one.I like it better=))

    Caption:Hmmm,Bella says everything about me pulls her in.I wonder...OUCH DAMN IT! Nope.I don't see it!!
  • Lovemonkey
    These NewYorkers are brutal! I just need a little "Pick me Up!"
  • TeamNessie
    "hey i should bite myself , for can Kristen think i am a vampire and she will have to marry me!!!"
  • TwilightIsLove
    CAPTION: "And so the masochistic Robert fell in love with the stupid arm"
  • lionandlambluver
    caption:i wonder what vampire blood really tastes like...o great theres the paparazzi, i can see the headlines "vampire tries to suck on himself"
  • Emily S
    Caption: "Oh god, is this what I've been doing to people?!"
  • cassduj1234
    Caption: Whats a man gotta do to get some food around here!
  • XeniaCullen
    Haha I like that one!
  • Jazzled
    Caption:This vegan thing just isn't working for me,I'm going back to vegetarian.
    Caption:Breakfast time for the human
  • ratherbeinforks7
    "Sparkle, damn it, Sparkle!!!!!"
  • Emily Townsten
    "This is some good chicken...(looks down) What happened to my chicken!!!"
  • Kirsty
    Caption (I'm live in the Uk so i know i can't win but i want to see if anyone likes mine anyways):

    When i'm alone sometimes i bite myself just to check i'm not actually a vampire.
  • Jenn Reese
    Just to prove my love again, I'll give myself a matching scar!
  • LOVE this one! <3
  • Trackchick
    Caption: This is what happens when a guy that plays a vampire has anxiety.
  • Lauren
    Caption: "duhhh, imma vampire'
  • BIT3M3
  • Lexi
    If can't bite her i will just bite myself!
  • Cassie
    But I want to be a real vampire!
  • AlwaysRob
    Caption: "Oh, to be that wrist!"
  • ShamaLamba
    "Time for a Bloody Coffee Break."
  • Ingrid
    CAPTION: I wanna be a vampire in Remember Me too! ... Why isn't it working??
  • ShamaLamba
    "Time For A Bloody Break!"
  • Rob: Quick! I'll Reverse the venom so these crazy fans will leave me alone!!!
  • tweetyct2
    OMG... I bite myself!... UM, gotta say so myself, I do taste good!
  • AliceLauren
    ROB: Only my super strong vampire teeth can penetrate my marble skin. Ouch, dammit. That hurts.
  • heather16love
    "Does drinking my own blood count as a relapse? Opps.."

    OR

    "I wonder, if i bite myself will Harry Potter come and rescue me?"
  • keila
    Caption: (smelling)..mmmmm....Bella's scent is still on my wrist... RELAPSE!!!!!...Don't judge me...
  • beth
    CAPTION: Must...stay....a vampire
  • I so want them =)
  • jessica
    Caption: ugh, I miss bella.
  • Kyle Ann
    OWW my venom does sting!!
  • KAG5656
    GRRR I WISH THAT BELLA WAS HERE, I MISS HER SOO MUCH!
  • OCDcullen
    I like all of them! it is hard to choose
  • alipattinson
    if i bite myself, maybe ill turn into a vampire and the girls wont notice me.....
    oh wait.....
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    Caption:

    "Damn! Jacob gave me fleas again, those filthy, reeking blood-suckers!"
  • justme
    damn that jacob, givin me flees!
  • vampiregrl21
    caption: No No Rob a vampire bites you, you can't bite yourself
  • AwesomeNiks
    Caption: Psh! And Jacob thinks that HE could take me on! Look at this bite! I could rip him to shreds!
  • mochalove
    JACOB WAS RIGHT, I DO TASTE AWFUL.....
  • Tonya Robertson
    Caption: Dang mosquito *bites at wrist* it should know better to consume vampire blood.
  • Dianne
    CAPTION: OW ! Paper cut.
  • citka
    Caption: "Can vampires suck their own blood?"
  • Laura
    Well now, i guess I can see why people want me to bite them...mmm, I am damn tasty
  • bboit
    the girls can never know, but I drool for them too!, oops, I'd better wipe it away...
  • Sandy
    Hmmm...I wonder....Eww. I got nothing on Bella.
  • taylor_all_the_way
    ok yes, i am tasty mmm in more ways than one
  • hmmmm why doesnt my blood sing?
  • Dea
    I need to get rid of Emily's taste. Nothing better than sparkling vampire skin.
  • rainbo29f
    It's called method acting.
  • rawkstar23
    I saw this on true blood, he used his blood to help her, lets see if it works
  • Rachel
    Well, if Carlisle found out we can drink animal blood, maybe...ugh, never mind.
  • What's everyone starring at? Can't a hot, sparkly vampire bite himself in public without all this commotion? *dramatic sigh*
  • tessie00
    CAPTION: SNACK TIME ....MMMMMM TASTE LIKE MILEY CYRUS
  • FL95 (Team Unicorn)
    EWE!!!! LMAO!
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    Miley Cyrus???

    WTF?

    LMAO
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    Hmm... I taste like CHEESEBURGERRSS....
  • jessica
    Emily doesn’t taste as good as Bella, BELLA isn’t here, arghh, must result to last option....... DAMn* I have no blood
  • "Oh...I understand now. I am delicious!"
  • Rachel
    Wait a second, why am I not sparkling? I'm right directly in the sunlight, I've got to change myself quick before Bella finds out!
  • daniel_cullen
    Too many edible people around here!! I must try and focus.. focus.. focus.. Would Carlisle really be that dissapointed?! Of course he would.. focus, FOCUS..
  • VampireGirlSoph
    I'm trying to suck my own venom out so I can be human again!
  • Michelle
    Damn, where's Bella when you need her?
  • vanessgph04
    This is kinda hot.. now I see what the big fuss is about :)
  • AC07
    Caption: Maybe if I mark myself as mine these crazy fan girls will leave me alone!
  • Nik2010
    1st???
  • CAPTION : "I wonder if blood runs inside of me"

    L0L. I'm not even in the States.
  • MrsCullen30
    "MMMMM....Tastes like chicken!!"
  • liz
    mmmm delicioso.... lolz
  • aolivares422
    I can see why the people from Bon Temps like V so much. Damn, it's addictive!!!
  • jennifer
    Hmmmm.........I wonder if ...................
  • sitesbyshelbie
    What is all the hype about? Wow, I am "that" good; I hope I can stop.
  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Go UNCFAN GO!!!!! *claps wildly for a fellow Tarheel*


    *runs to think of a caption*
  • Heather
    MMMMM.....I Do Taste Good.
  • Well well well.... I taste So much better than flowers!!!!! The sparkles add an extra Sweet taste!
  • Jenn
    mmm, i never knew i tasted so good!
  • Honey
    I should have asked craft service for an extra helping at lunch...
  • LeechLover2
    Caption: "Maybe if I bite myself enough, I'll really turn into a vampire!
    Owww...
    Dammit!"



    hahaha i bet he tastes good.
  • Badabababa I'm Lovin It!
  • shiraz13
    "Wow...I really DO taste as good as I smell!"
  • CAPTION: GAH! I need to suck out my own venom so I stop glittering!! Then I can lose the crazy fan girls in the sunlight!!
  • Robbin C
    Maybe I'm not really a vampire, or am I?
  • Robbin C
    So much for the saying 'biting the hand that feeds you'.
  • beth
    Mmm...taste like chicken
  • dira
    CAPTION: I wonder why Bella reacted the way she did. I can't feel a thing. Weird.

    Am not in the states. :)
  • Izzieb
    Mmmm...taste like Chicken!
  • shiraz13
    "This really can't hurt all THAT much....bloody-hell, I was wrong. OUCH!"
  • kazzywazzy
    ok, now i see why that guy bruno has a crush on me-- im hot AND i taste good!!
  • B
    Caption: "i bite myself all the time and i'm still not a vampire....dammit i really want to be Edward Cullen!!!"
  • 1sttoglitter
    PLEASE make this work-I need to protct myself!
  • T Jones
    Caption: "If Stephen Moyer thinks I am a pussy vampire, I'll show him.. damn, this is not as easy at it looks."
  • MollyCullen
    Ahh those fan girls wont stop biting me!!
    must suck out the germs!
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    OMG, the girls of NMM are all looking at me... check if I'm not dreaming...
  • Mytwilife
    Everyone wants to bite me...I have to see what all the hype is about!
  • Rachel
    This all wouldn't have happened if vampires didn't show up on camera...
  • Vicky :D
    I wonder if this'll make a mark... Hmm.
  • Soph
    Life sucks when your not a vampire!
  • Sabrina
    CAPTION: "A tiger doesn't change its stripes, nor a leopard its spots."
  • ForTheLove
    Hmm...More salt next time....
  • Cate
    Haha TWP, you rock ;)
  • Sarah
    "I wonder if Edward Cullen tastes good"
  • martina
    everybody who seas me, screams: bite me!!!
    maybe i should try why...
  • sandycheexz
    Caption:
    These pretzels are making me thirsty!
  • YETEWSSciFan
    "Hmmm...let me see...perhaps I truly AM a vampire! Let's test that theory. *ouch*"
  • kmarieex3
    My comment is down there VVVVVVV
    find it!
  • Irishgirl
    Caption: "Hmm....I wonder what all the hype is about?" (takes bite out of arm)
  • gem_lou
    im gonna have sparkles in my teach for days but i dont care...... nomnomnom :)
  • gem_lou
    im gonna have sparkles in my TEETH for days but i dont care.....nomnomnom :)
  • 1sttoglitter
    PLEASE make this work-I need to protect myself !!!
  • april perritano
    I told you I am hungry, wait is this what they call bitting the hand that feeds you.
  • twilightfanatic
    LMAO!!!
    You guys are crack-ups! some of these captions are hilarious!!!!!
  • Rob's lady
    Caption:
    "Have you ever heard of Coyote Ugly"?
  • twigrl426
    God damn it! I bite Bella again!! *Sighs* I should stick with the pillows....
  • Ashley
    "Bill has nothing on me"
  • Caption: I wonder.......Nah.. definately no Bella
  • Rachel
    I wonder if this will get the Volturi's attention...
  • Stacey
    I must find the will to stop!
  • Sammyjay92
    !!!WHERE'S MY SPARKLE?!?!? ARGH!!! maybe they were right - maybe im not really a vampire - wait lets test this - does this still get me going?!?! oo nope just pain :(
  • Kandace Clay
    Since I can't bite Bella, I guess I'll have to do...
  • othersescape
    Where did that photographer come from? Crap....
  • Sammyjay92
    Okay - they say to practice kissing on your own arm - does it work for this ... cos i neeeeed to practice xxxxx
  • twinky91
    1) "oh god, i think i just found my la tua cantante, got restrain from sucking her blood *has an idea* i'll just bite myself"

    2)"your leaving me? kristen ? why?" gotta bite myself before i start to brake down, she cant know how much this is hurting me

    3) "hmm i wonder how my blood tastes"
  • Mandy
    Hey jakob .. lets pretend your my arm for a sec ... *bites*
  • Mandy
    *****Jacob
  • TeamTwilightSaga
    caption:
    dude, i'm so hungry...my last hunt is a while ago!
  • TeamTwilightSaga
    or:
    man, i so want so go back shooting eclipse,...i so can't wait to see my fiancée again..her blood just smells so delicious.
  • "i wonder if i taste as good as I look, well okay nobody's looking so let me see"

    lol
  • Rob's lady
    I wonder how Jacob would taste, Without the fir? I better hold back Carlisle would be disappointed in me.
  • EdwardCrazy1197
    Maybe, if i start chewing i can bleed and maybe, Jasper, can "chase " me.
  • edwardrob101
    Why am I not glittering? Am I no longer a vampire? *bites wrist* "OW! Nope, I'm deffinately still a vampire."
  • Saba
    "So this is why all the fan girls want me to bite them!"
  • Brandie1973
    mmmmm taste like chicken!
  • CaraDeLune
    geez, now i understand the hype!
  • Wendyj
    So I smell sweet huh? Missing Bella sooooo much! Let's just try.....
    HMMM... Bella would be better..........
  • ObsessiveCullenLover
    mmmm! i wonder if i drink my venom, if it will make me double the vampire.... well, its worth a try!
  • Caption: I don't understand why all of these fangirls want me so badly - I don't just feel like marble, I taste like it too!
  • MrsCullen1027
    Wow. Cold. Impenetrable. Feels like stone. What does Bella see in that?
  • Nicole
    Caption: "mmm...tastes like chicken."
  • Rain4915
    Yep it's a good thing I kept a piece of chicken and honey from the fight scene with Cam. Hmm... it tastes kind of funny...
  • TereGray
    Caption: "Oh so thats why all these girls want me to do this. Nice..."
  • lutz_of_love
    CAPTION:
    It doesn't hurt.. I promise.. See?
  • This method acting is easy!
  • i'm so hot i could eat myself!
  • 1breakingdawn
    "Emily are you Hurt? Here drink my blood, Wait Ugh Wrong Movie, "Not A Real Vampire!"
  • TereGray
    Caption: BUSTED! Robs Secret Fetish - He likes to bite himself, and pretent he is Bella.
  • Jennifer
    Caption: "Girls are always asking me to bite them, maybe I should practice."
  • michelichi
    caption: i taste so good i cant even resist myself
  • ncmama42
    "Let's see what all the fuss is about...."
  • Sammyjay92
    Hmmm i wonder what these girls' fascination with me doing this to them - it just hurts a lot!!!!!! tehe
  • dfahy07
    Caption: "I'm literally so irritated by this nonsense of not filming a twilight film at the moment, I'm just going to bite my hand off, maybe the way I did to suck the venom out of Bella would work."
  • BiteMeSpunkAndHoldMeRansom
    "To all you fan girls, this is how you bite me!"
  • Kayla
    Wow, Bella i happen to taste better than you!
  • pat_pattinson
    its too late 2 win now but here goes anyway

    "i want a crescent shaped scar like bella so i have sumthing 2 remember her by when im with that freak emily.....if only there was sumway i cud break my freakin granite hard skin....hmmmm i wonder" **starts munchin on his writst**...."SCORE!"
  • Emilyyyyy
    CAPTION: Eew... I think I'm gonna stick with the whole vegetarian thing!
  • Stephanie
    Caption: When I think about you, I bite myself !
  • Laura
    Speaking as Edward:
    "So, I wonder why Jasper has been having such a hard time with the transition? Maybe I'll try it again..YUCK! No way! I am SO glad that I have made the switch! I will definately stay with animals. I still would like to help with overpopulation..Staying away from biting humans would also be much better for my loved ones..my wife and also my daughter and the rest of my family (Bella, and Renessmee..etc..)"
  • j
    robert: i dont understand how edward is attracted to bella and when i taste twice as good as her
  • CC
    Caption: Man, why do these freaks keep asking me to bite them?! This freakin HURTS!

    Caption: Man, I wish we'd break for lunch soon! I'm STARVING! ::nom, nom, nom::
  • brrianda=]
    Caption: As we can see our robert tries to be a vampire, but he is obviously is doing it the wrong way.
  • AwesomeNiks
    Caption: I really wish I tasted as good as Bella!
  • AwesomeNiks
    Caption: Wow! I really am as delicious as they say!
  • Allison
    caption: mmm yummy... o what sorry, just practicing for another movie im in. o its nothing, just a vampire movie that millions love..
  • CMERRY78
    Caption--> oh MJ I hate that you died, but that it pulled away some of my obsessive paps, now that gets me so emotional I could cry...THANKS MAN!!
  • AwesomeNiks
    ****SPOILER IN THIS CAPTION!*****

    Caption: I'm just practicing my bite for Breaking Dawn. I have to make sure it's perfect for Bella!

    ****SPOILER IN THIS CAPTION****
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    ROTF :)

    If there's someone here who has NOT read breaking dawn.......i'll eat all my twilight books LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Hmm...

    **smirking**

    Uh, I havent read mine...

    **gives Nicky choclate syrup to go with Twilight books**

    LMAO!!
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Really??

    You've not read it......shall i take a trip back though your comments to all your past grumbles about Isle esme being a let down due to lack of salami (hope that one is safe to use) :) LMAO

    I will tell everyone on twitter ROFT...You talk too much twitter says??? Oh my god..who saw tha tcoming??

    *chorus of Me me ME mE me ME from behind nic* LOL

    *hugs* lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!!
     
    Oh, you sneaky little sh*t!! I forgot about my previous posts...
     
    alright, you win this round!!
     
    **shakes fist**...I will get you next time!!
     
    lol
     
    Yes, twitter said I tweeted too much, and I have to try back later. WTF is that?!? Whatever! LOL
  • Hyper-nixs - Squeeeeeeee
    Oh god...when you said that...i totally heard you as the bad guy from Inspector Gadget LOL

    Dr Claw - only listen to the first few seconds as it just repeats lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wfto_Ow5jA
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    LMAO!!
     
    I forgot about that cartoon!!
     
    That was awesome!!
     
    ....and I sound just like that too!!
     
    lol
  • AwesomeNiks
    Well, you'd be surprised. For some reason, there are people who say they're obsessed fans, but they haven't read the books. It's very sad, because the books are amazing! But still, I know a few people like that. (But please don't eat your Twilight looks. They're far too amazing to suffer those consequences)




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  • RACHAEL WYSUPH
    CAPTI0N: HMM... I AM G00D ENUFF T0 EAT.
  • jenpopo
    Rob: I don't understand what the big deal is...I suck at biting!
  • vampiregrl21
    caption: wow Kristen and Emile were right I do taste good
  • Cris
    mmmmmm .....I'm so tasty!
  • TwilightSAGALov4ever
    Caption Contest: " Why won't I turn into Edward! Come on ! I need the charm the fast running the silky voice! O my I think i am in love with Edward!"
  • TeamVampWolf
    "There's no wrong way to eat a arm."

    or

    "Don't let hunger happen to you."
  • AwesomeNiks
    Caption: I'm practicing my bite for when I tear Jacob apart!
  • AnnieCullen
    Hm.
    I wonder if i bite my self would blood come out?
  • Allison Rice
    Man, my blood smells so good I have to have a taste! And they thought I was only playing a vampire!
  • AwesomeNiks
    Caption:

    I need to practice my bite! Kellan and I are going to go out into the streets and see who can get the most fangirls to let us bite them! I'm DEFINITELY going to win!
  • alisha
    "All these creepy girls want me to bite them?! I wonder if I would leave a silver cresent scar it I bite them hard enough!!??? Or better yet they will think I'm nuts for doing it and leave me alone! Now how hard should I bite them??
  • ZoeCullen
    I don't live in the US but what the hell!! =]

    Caption ---- I wish i had a bite mark just like Bella!!
  • LuvRob
    Caption: "I need to start practicing my biting technique for Eclipse!!"
  • XeniaCullen
    "Oh damn! Those crazy fans are coming after me again! I bet they want to bite me again! Shoot- what am I gonna do? No bodyguards near me...No co-stars to help me out either.... How do I keep them from biting me?
    What the heck- I'll bite myself! They are gonna lose interest if someone did it instead of them! Hehehe!"
  • CullenGirl021
    Caption: Damn...I do taste good. No wonder all these girls want me.
  • xSteelRosesRae
    CAPTION:

    "I don't get how people are suppose to taste like chicken? Now fish and chips thats more like it."
  • ShamaLambA
    caption:


    "Time for a bloody break"
  • ZoeCullen
    Caption --- It's not fair, Kristen gets to pretend to be bite and I DONT!!
  • Twi30light
    Caption: Ouch papercut...
  • Alisa Vanegas
    Caption:

    Chewing your own arm off.

    Because practice makes perfect when a rabid fangirl can catch you out of nowhere.
  • ChelseyBethG
    Caption:
    Time to find out what all the fuss is about, maybe I am as tasty as I look...
    Nope, yuck! But nevertheless, I bet I'm yummier than Zac Efron.
  • LovesJasper
    Mmmm....super delicious....I do taste like lavendar and freesia....orange blossoms and....roses...
  • nica_luvs_edward
    mmm...tastes like chicken...
  • Yvonne
    *CAPTION*
    DAMN I TASTE GOOD~!!!
  • nica_luvs_edward
    mmmm...tastes like chicken
  • britt
    Mmm I taste magically delicious!!!
  • ohmyjacob
    Caption 1: No I'm not teething! It's just that I... Uhhh... Ummm.... Yea nvm...

    Caption 2: Oh my gosh when did I start to smell so good! I could just eat myself!!!

    Caption 3: Wow I really do taste as good as I smell.
  • Shelley513
    What a tease. Rob I'm begging you please stop. My husband is getting really tired. LOL

    Also, you should keep those jeans. They fit real nice.
  • jmarie1999
    Caption: Hmm... maybe this could be my new nervous habit the whole hand in the hair thing is so yesterday!
  • AshleyAnne5
    Hmmm I wonder if Allie will find me biting myself as attractive as Bella?
  • c.a.h.
    Some people cut....I bite. I'm a sick, masochistic lion, what can i say?
  • sportfrgi93
    Caption: Listen to the noise I can make with my arm and my mouth!
  • bluenote
    Let's just try it...
  • ohmyjacob
    Caption:
    Director- Lets play simon says.
    Director- Simon says bite your wrist as if you were a sexy hot vampire in twilight!
    Robert- Bloody hell, thats odd. But I am a sexy hot vampire in twilight...
  • ShamaLamba
    "It's time for a bloody break!"
  • RobLover09
    I'm supposed to be a vampire! Why isn't this working?
  • Lynda
    CAPTION: "Oral fixation?...What? Not me... nah."
  • breesmom
    David Spade demands, "Robert Pattinson must have fangs on Eclipse", Rob is now teething
  • alli
    caption:someone kill me now before i kill myself!! these girls wont leave me alone!!
  • Emma
    caption: "I wonder if my blood tasted as good as Bella's..."
  • ChelseaCullen
    "No wonder those fan girls attacked me...I AM delicious."
  • TwiFanatic
    I'm so hot, I can't resist myself!
  • hmmmm! I wonder what I taste like ? Could it taste as good as Bella let's see.
  • Bella
    If only vampires didn't show up on camera...
  • Rachel
    Jacob: Maybe winning Bella's heart won't be as hard as I thought:)
  • Caption: what do they mean my teeth are razor sharp?!i cant even bit threw my own skin!!!Oh no wait...my skins like marble, isn't it...
  • Rachel
    Leave it to Edward to be the only vampire to get his fangs stuck in his own arm...made even more ridiculous by the fact he doesn't even have fangs!
  • Maery
    Caption: "She says that I smell amazing, almost intoxicating... Let's see how I taste!"
  • Rachel
    Maybe this is why I've been alone for so many centuries before meeting Bella...
  • Mrs_Rober_Pattinson_4ever
    CAPTION : Now i know why so many girls wanted to have me bite them...iam there own personal brand of heroin, mine too.



    (STUPID I KNOW. BUT I REALLY WANT THE New Moon Completed Illustrated Movie Companion!!!!!!!!!!!!)
  • ShamaLamba
    "It's time for a bloody break!"
  • PillowBiter
    Bella's not the only one who tastes delicious...
  • Carol Travers
    I want Emilie. No, I can't. I can't. Must be true to Bella. Damn, need to bite NOW. Okay, I'll bite myself instead.
  • Tammik898
    Caption: What? They told me to act natural!
  • amy
    Mmmm...tastes like chicken.
  • Rachel
    After seeing Jasper go crazy over a paper-cut, he decide to try himself...
  • AVampsLife4Me
    Caption: Oh, thats what all the fuss is about! I am delicious!
  • Rachel
    Caption.

    I wonder if my blood tastes as good as Bella's does.
  • Sarah Chapman
    "Just trying to turn myself into Edward."
  • Sarah
    Caption: I don't know what all the fuss is about, why do the fangirls insist on...DAMN! I DO TASTE GOOD!
  • Kate
    CAPTION:
    Just getting into character here.
  • ShamaLamba
    "It's time for a bloody break!"
  • constantnorthernstar
    Caption: Seriously, If I don't get a cookie I'm going to gnaw my own hand off.
  • ShamaLamba
    "This Is What Your Arm Looks Like On A Vampire!"
  • Caption: MUST control my urges. Don't move left hand, don't move left hand! Dang papz everywhere. Can't even cop a feel without them catching it on camera.
  • Kacie
    "Bite Me Bite Me Bite Me, That's all I ever hear. Well, let's just give it a try here..."
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    Man, I taste good. That is so bizarre.
  • becathevamp
    OMG rpattzgirl that' sooo funny
  • Jen
    Hmm, tasty!
  • Julz Jonas Masen Cullen
    Oh my . No wonder all the girls want me . I taste quiet delicious .

    OR

    Oh gawdd , I got the wrong movie...
  • Shivers
    Bite, vampire.....vampire, bite. Hey if I bite myself will I be a vampire? I'll show Taylor what really going on then.
  • constantnorthernstar
    *Sniffs the air* Ahhhh... I brought a snack.
  • Mary_Alice
    Caption:

    Hmmm tastes like chicken! Screw vegitarianism, I'm going cannible!!!
  • RainbowBlood21
    Caption: "Hm, I wonder if the same rule applies 'You are what you eat'. Come on inner Cullen, arise!!!"
  • lutz_of_love
    CAPTION:
    Atleast this way I know what I'm drinking... If i drink from someone else i could end up with huge frizzy hair and start chasing my reflection
  • ashleyX3
    Caption:"Yummm, tastes like Bella. "
  • bigbrowneyes
    Caption: I wonder if I taste as yummy as I look...
  • Jenna
    I wonder if I can rip MYSELF to pieces...
  • Miss. B.
    Tired of suppressing the urge every time he is asked to bite a young girl, Robert Pattinson decides to satisfy the craving by biting himself.
  • Karlals
    Caption: "Tastes like chicken!"
  • kc
    "Well, as a vampire, I have bitten humans and animals. I wonder what I taste like?"
  • Sarah
    I can't help but lose control when I think about Bella, and there are no feather pillows for me to bite so I will just have to settle for biting myself!
  • adriannarox
    now what kind of photoshoot is this?
  • kimmi
    Damn I taste good!
  • NeverThinkLucie
    Just checkin I still got it...
  • alytwi25
    Ok, so Bella was right... This does hurt...
  • Edwardlover89
    Mmmm, yummy! Now I know why everyone wants to bite me, I taste delicious!
  • Spidermonkey09
    Nope, not as good as Bella
  • Jessica C.
    Caption: Defintley not as tasty as Bella.

    or

    Caption: See girls, I bite myself, I bleed, I'm not immortal, so NO i can't make you a vampire!
  • oobettyoo
    Caption: If I look this good...I must taste this good also...
  • Alexandra
    Bella is such a liar... I do not taste like chicken... i tatse like beef
  • Mrs. Pattinson
    Caption: do i taste as good as i look????hmmmhh... omg even better!!!! YUMMY!!
  • Alana Gardenhire
    (Caption) Mmmmmmmmmmm I Do Taste Good I Wonder... Maybe Bella Tastes Good Too!!
  • Trackchick
    Caption: Suck it.
  • EC
    Wow! I can see what the ladies mean! I am pretty tasty...
  • imsoexcited
    My gosh...my skin is hard...
  • elizabeth
    "I wonder what it feels like to be bitten by Edward Cullen?"
  • Michelle ... <3
    Caption: I Can't Live If Living Is Without You.
  • bella girl
    i love it so much!!!!!
  • Mechele C
    The "Roach Coach" didn't show up today.
  • elizabethcg_412
    "I always wanted to know what it would feel like to be bitten by Edward Cullen"
  • Riley
    Why can't I turn into a vampire!!!!! Carlisle!!!! I want a refund!!!!!!!
  • Cakes
    I don't just look good, I taste good too!!!
  • Mrs. Pattinson
    caption:
    " maybe kristen likes me better as a vampire? lets see what im missing out on"

    or

    " omg when are we going to start eclipse? August? GOOD its too hard trying to act human"
  • oobettyoo
    Caption: This isn't the set for Breaking Dawn?? My bad...
  • Freyer
    Caption: woops sorry wrong movie!
  • cassduj1234
    Caption: I have to suck the venom out!
  • cassduj1234
    Caption:No wonder bella always bites me, i taste like candy!
  • Rawr!
    Caption :
    " Trust me Emily, no one has to know this hickie isnt real..."
  • cassduj1234
    Caption: I ate too many crazy core skittles! I have to suck some jose outta me!
  • Yummy(:
    Photographer " No, no Rob! This is a photoshoot for REMEMBER ME, not Twiligh!"
  • cassduj1234
    Caption: Hundreds of fan girls always try to get a piece of this, i wonder how i tasteee...
    Magically delicous!
  • cassduj1234
    Caption: Shoottt i kneeww i shouldnt have let jacob bite me!
    I think im turning into a werewolf now!
  • iwishiwasBELLASWAN
    if the edward cullen persona made me so popular from me in "twilight", i'd like to adapt the same concept into "remember me"
  • iwishiwasBELLASWAN
    oops typo.

    "if the edward cullen persona made me so popular in "twilight", i'd like to adapt the same concept into "remember me"
  • Mayrani Romero
    "i'll never hurt you again"
  • cassduj1234
    Caption:
    Volturi walks up--
    Rob--I will do anythingggggggggg i say anyythinggg! Just leave brittney alone!
    Volturi walks away--dumbass

    haha i just thought that was funnyy
  • Lantus123
    It all started with The Haunted Airman
  • Team Switzerland
    CAPTION: No wonder Carlisle didn't kill me! I taste like crap! I must've turned him off.

    *notice how his eyes are squinting. LOL.
  • Si
    Hmm... I do taste good.
  • cassduj1234
    Caption: When spongebob bites his arms off they grow backk...
    I wonder if mine do too...
    This mite take a whilee
  • Caption: This Really Sucks!...... speaking of sucks..... Golly I miss sucking on Krista...aaahhhh I mean Bella.
  • cassduj1234
    If looks could kill
  • cocolocofortwilight
    i have no caption cuz i aint creative like that bt this is really cuteee
  • skyblue91
    rObErT pATtINsoN CaPtIOn: hMmMm.....sO tHiS iS wUt i'vE bEeN mIsSiNg......nO wOndEr rAnDoM gUrLs aSk mE tHe bItE dEm ; )
  • Danielle Sordelet
    Caption:
    I know what Kristen tastes like but I wonder how I taste...
  • twifan89
    "if i bite myself will i become a vampire?...oh wait i already am...well, will i become a SUPER vampire then?"
  • Crooked Smile
    "AH...NOW I SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT"
  • Caption:
    What are you looking at? Can't someone taste their own blood without everyone staring?
  • Amy
    Seriously Bella...you expect me to believe that some random vampire named James bit you on your hand like this?
  • biiankaa_99
    Caption: Let me show you how it's really done...
  • ShamaLamba
    "This Is What Your Arm Looks Like On A Vampire!"
  • Tiffany Stevens
    Caption:
    1. Damn that itches!
    2. Umm Taste Like Chicken!
    3. Damn It! I spell just like her!
  • vampiregrl21
    CAPTION: Hmm... Kristen and Emile were right, I taste fantastic!
  • ani
    Caption: Rob choses a fitting pose for New Moon fans next caption contest.
  • Critch
    Hurts so good!
  • Rob: Well the fangirls do look at me like I'm good enough to eat......Ohhh it hurts so good!
  • latinadominicana
    I wonder what does MY blood taste like.......I guess it wouldn't hurt to try.......OW !!!.......Nope! I was wrong it did hurt alot
  • twilightobsessor
    Rob: i wonder....if i bite myself will i become a vampire all over again ?
  • Ashley
    CAPTION: Ugh! August needs to come faster so we can filming Eclipse. Biting myself is definately not the same as Bella...wait, wait....hmmm I do taste pretty good.
  • Chelsea
    Rob: I'm so tempting that I even want to bite myself.
  • ShamaLamba
    tap ur heels 2gether 3times "fangtasia...fangtasia...fangtasia..!"
  • rachellovesyou13
    "Hmm, I wonder if I taste as good as Bella?
    Oh wait, wrong movie!"
  • constantnorthernstar
    Vampire: The other white meat!
  • cocolocofortwilight
    im lame so i have no caption but i <3 this pic hes so cuteee
  • sunshyne
    All this talk of Twilight...is it possilbe that this may work?? It can't hurt too bad...
  • twilightlover07
    caption- stupid dog*Jacab*he got flees on me
  • TwiDork
    Blah! How do vampires do this!
  • Jen Huff
    HMMM. A little afternoon snack won't hurt. Will it??
  • dawn dutton
    Damn blood sucking mosquitos.
  • Hannah
    Caption: I want to know why everyone likes me so much...I don't taste that good!
  • LoveYou...Not
    Caption: (Rob thinking to himself) Hmm... I've bitten so many beautiful women? And many of them ask for it!? I wonder why? (Bites himself) Oh, now I know why. = )
  • Caption:Ok,Now I can FINALLY get to see what Bella tastes like without HURTING HER!

    (Sceen:The fight:When james bit her.And Edward had to suck the vemon out.)
  • Jenny H
    Caption 1: He said, she said...I taste delicious!

    Caption 2: Bring on Eclipse!! No more of Bella's blood, Rob Pattinson's blood tastes better

    Caption 3: Oh, well you see...I was just...well this is embarrassing.
  • SparklyWolf122
    Damn I taste good!

    Some people suck their thumbs, I suck my venom

    Hmmm...it works in True Blood...

    I wish I had fangs...they would stop the itching

    Those damn freaky fans...must heal self with venom....oh crap...it doesn't work for real

    Mmmm...tastes like chicken!

    The beer...it's just soaking through my poors...ahhh!
  • Twilight_Fanpire1901
    Caption: "Now I see what all this vampire nonsince is about..blood really does taste good!"
  • TammiSparkles
    Caption:Dammit Jacob gave me flee's!
  • Jessica
    I always have wondered how I taste when other vampires bite me!
  • Lizpspeights
    Capition: " I don't see the big deal. Why do so many women ask me to do this to them?"
  • Facebook User
    CAPTION: Man, I hate paper cuts...

    (haven't seen this yet xD hopefully someone hasn't already used it)
  • Lilkrazyme333
    Why does everyone say I'm a vampire?? I am human!! Look I'll prove it......Ahhhh it burns!!!......the venom burns!!!......crap guess i am a vampire.
  • cassduj1234
    Caption: If kristen wont go out with me, im going to commit suicide
  • laurennicolecullen
    caption "what im practicing for eclipse!"



    caption
    " hey who ordered the mc sparkly ?"

    "yeah that was me,and i taste soooo good!"
  • parissss
    there is soo many to read
  • Lovemonkey
    These "NewYorker's" are Brutal, I just need a little "Pick me up!"
  • Jody Fletcher
    I think that is it the character Edward Cullen i love so much, and it annoys me that there is no one out there like that i wish all guys could be an Edward Cullen, how unfair that no one is :(
  • Kookie
    Caption: Must not.. bite.. people... Resist the Edward Cullen urge...
  • zachE
  • TammiSparkles
    caption: GOD! I THINK JACOB GAVE ME FLEAS!!!!!!
  • oobettyoo
    Caption: Let me give them another crazy picture for the newmoonmovie.org caption contest *wink*
  • BRITANY
    CAPTION: ROBERT PATTINSON TAKES A BITE OF. . . "HIMSELF".!

    NEW MOON STAR RPATTZ JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIMSELF DURING FILMING OF HIS NEW MOVIE, REMEMBER ME, THAT HE LITERALLY TAKES A BITE OF HIMSELF TO SHOW HIS UPCOMING SUPPORT FOR NEW MOON!
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    Caption:

    "Damn! Jacob gave me fleas again, those flithy, reeking bloodsuckers!"
  • SianyTwiLoverX
    Caption: Maybe just one bite...to see what all the fuss is about

    *Takes a bite*

    Ohh.....i DO taste good
  • anne
    hmm...i wonder what its like to be bitten by me?
  • sara
    CAPTION: Damn! I taste better than Bella!
  • erinn
    How vampires suck their thumbs.
  • virginia
    i really like that my pic. my god! robert is so hot !
  • TJWG* (scruffy tay)
    Caption:*panicking voice*...this is not what u think it is!!!
  • Facebook User
    Bella said I smell ridiculously sweet... I wonder if I taste that good too???
  • Sabrena
    i wonder if i taste as good as bella.
  • ralie_rosalie*TwiSpiRit*
    caption: well, she's not around... i'll have to be satisfied with myself .. ;D
  • LilSisMo
    Caption: "Oooh...so that's why all these fangirls want me to bite them."

    Caption: "Hmmmm...so that's what I taste like. Yum!"

    Caption: "Bloody hell. Fangirls." **bites hand** **stifled scream**
  • LATwiFan
    Damn....I do taste as good as I look!

    Vote for Me!!!
  • LATwiFan
    I taste good, but why don't I sparkle in the sunlight???....I'm so confused!
  • twilightfan2013
    Caption: i know i'm so good looking, but i wonder if i taste the same
  • REZAN
    OH BELLA I CAN HARDLY STAY AWAY FROM YOUR SCENT!! I LONG TO HAVE YOU NEAR ME. I CAN NOT CONTROL MY ACTIONS WHEN YOU ARE AWAY FROM ME!!!!
  • rodsessed
    Caption: Hummmmm. Maybe I should stick to drinking animal blood?

    My caption is not that great but i thought of it really quickly
  • PCullen
    All this filming is making me so thirsty, I could bite myself!
  • Sharon
    Caption: Humans bite their nails when nervous, vampires bite wrists!
  • Beth
    Caption: "When I think about you, I bite myself."
  • team_jazz
    "kristen says she doesnt like me smell,but i wonder what i taste like"
    or "since i play a vampire,can i bitthrough my skin?"
  • Lizpspeights
    Capition:" I still don't get it! Why do women want me to do this to them?"
  • Sarah
    holy cow, I really DO taste good!
  • Sara
    If Jacob thinks he's got a chance with Bella I'll bite myself...damn mongrel thinks he does obviously with those dirty thoughts!! *bites myself* Keep your thoughts to yourself mongrel or you're next!!
  • Caption: Well, I Definantly Don't Taste As Good As Bella.
  • april perritano
    Oh crap I can't belive I am bitting myself in pubic, I bet this get 1000 comments!
  • caption: while we are on a break... do I still have what it takes for Eclipse????
  • caption: hmmmm... Is THIS why girls are chasing after me???
  • teamjakeward
    Caption: to all those twilight haters Bite Me (literally)

    Caption: just one taste *bites wrist* hmmm my blood is more irresitable bella ha

    Caption: i still dont get why women want me to bite their necks and wrists, guess i should find out *bites wrist* yah that is so not sexy when i do it to myself i can see it now RP thinks he is a real vampire so he bites his wrist, pathetic

    Caption: all these barking mad female fans, you made me do this, you pushed me to far for the last time*bites wrist and commits suicide*
  • ratherbeinforks7
    CAPTION: Sparkle you fool!!...Sparkle!!!!
  • Rachel
    wow.. im just so beautiful i make myself cry!! ...no wonder those fan girls are all over me..
  • stacy
    Wow- I bite and I bite and I just can't suck the "HOT" out
  • Alina
    Caption: Tastes like Chicken!
  • SBOSG
    Caption:

    Got to stay in character and practice....Eclipse right around the corner! :nom,nom,nom:
  • roblover
    Day 1 of quitting smoking...need something to occupy my mouth..grrr
  • SBOSG
    "Come on...look I'll do it to myself...Woose!"
  • Alina
    Caption: What do they mean by "Crescent"? It looks like a circle to me....here let me try....
  • jenn
    heehee thats funny. i cant "like" i cause i dont have an account or anything. but that seriously made me lol
  • pattzmom
    If a vampire bites HIMSELF... will he turn into a human?
  • jenn
    im not from the states but whatever

    dammit jasper! do you think its FUNNY to use your gift to make me want to do this?? first you make me think im in love with carlisle, now this? LAY OFF!
  • timbre
    hmm i wonder if i taste good. man i do. OH CRAP here comes the director hopefully he doesn't see me or anyone else they will thing i am a lunatic. hopefully this doesn't show up in magzines then people will start trying to bite me...
  • SarahBC
    Caption: "Im so hot maby i need Edward to cool me down"
  • SarahBC
    Caption: "Humm... I wonder if I taste as good as I look???"
  • babs
    Caption: This will get the fan-girls going. Might as well give them what they want...
  • MorganluvsJacob
    Caption:ummm ive always wondered how bella tasted but i wonder how i would taste too
  • MorganluvsJacob
    Caption:umm ive always wondered how bella tasted but i wonder how i taste
  • pat_pattinson
    stop teasin us rob!
  • losergurl
    CAPTION: OUCH! GEEZ! Is THAT what I've been doing to people??? I AM a monster!
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    Caption:

    "Damn! Jacob gave me fleas, those flithy, reeking bloodsuckers!'
  • losergurl
    Who needs matching tattoos? I proclaim my love for Bella with matching bite scars.
  • Emily Manning
    Caption: i Never knew my own blood tasted so good!!!
  • Jennie Winkler
    Pulling some inspiration from Edward, he's good at everything, right?
  • Twlightluvr
    Caption: I told those girls look no shiny skin see I'm not edward right now so I bit my self to prove to them I'm just being human at the moment.
  • michelle
    caption Hmmmm....... i wonder if i taste good as they say.
    *Takes a bite*
    Oh bloody hell i do.
  • Kjersten
    Where's James when you need him?

    Well, since I can't reach my neck...

    It's all for you, Kristen.
  • Emily Manning
    Caption: Now i can what turns girls on about the vampire thing
  • Tyler
    everyone wants me to bite them, i wonder why?let me try.............. OH YEAH! i get it now...
  • alee1st
    nom, nom, nom! Damn, I taste good!
  • Loribug
    caption- "Mmmm I taste as delicious as I look"
  • tigger310
    Caption: I have no one to bite Damn , i guess i will settle for my arm. Not bad i think its better then Bella's scent.
  • twilight4ever!
    OW! Omg! I have been spending too much time acting like a vampire!
  • Sunday Saint
    CAPTiON: "When I'm nervous, I tend to bite myself... "
  • Saturday Sinner
    CAPTION: "I got a little hungry and decided I'd bite myself and break me a piece of... well, myself. I hear everyone say that I'm 'all that and a bag of chips', so why not?"
  • Bianca
    ROB: damn it! who stole my blood supply?!
  • yorkieboomer
    Mmmmm, that's a bit saucy!
  • hmmm...I don't taste sparkly..
  • EclipseThis87
    Caption: When her scent is just too much.
  • foreveryoung
    What?! I said that again?.. why can't I just keep my mouth shut... got to get a better publicist... wait, maybe this will work...
  • Heather
    ok so if my skins like marble and my teeth can beak marble..........i wonder what i taste like
  • taylortot211
    Caption: "practice makes perfect."
  • Shawna Atkinson
    Bella's scar looks pretty awesome. I wonder if i can make my own.....
  • sheila
    I DO TASTE AS GOOD AS KRISTEN SAID I DID!!!!!!!
  • Crystal
    Fangs on!!!!
  • Jenn
    CAPTION 1:

    "aggghhhh i'm so MAD but i can't control myself!!! *bite*"

    CAPTION 2:

    "Do i look sexy, Bella?"
  • Caption:

    Rob: Edward and Bella can share the same scar! Proves his love for her! Wait...this isn't New Moon?....Oh in that case... -runs-
  • Mish
    I'm so hot - I'll have to bite myself!
  • Jenn
    i forgot to add one

    CAPTION 3:

    "AHH, The sun kills me...*bite*. Wait a minute! I don't burn, I sparkle!!!"
  • Laura
    Lets confuse the paparazzi.
  • Mrs. LCullen
    Caption:

    "hurm.... what happens if i do this? *bites himself* OW!!!... hey, that tastes good!! *sucks more* i wonder if i'll turn into a vampire after this... I hope so!!! i can be beautiful for the rest of my life!!! pfft... not like i already am...."
  • hellbuny
    http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm110/Growle...
    the placement is everything.

    "Warning: the effects of Robert Pattinson are not limited to fangirls."

    "hmm....I wonder...."
    "ZOMGZ!!!RPATz!!!<33333"
  • lauren
    Caption:Ouch...now I know how bella felt when I bit her....my teeth are sharp
  • caption #2: Honestly i dont see why eveybody thinks im "yummy"......*bites* Oh now i se. i Am Yummy!!!
  • madz
    I was always curious of how bella felt when being bitten by a vamp. lets try it out?!?!?!?!?!
  • Corinab
    Yum tastes like chicken!
  • giannacip
    "Being a star really bites!"
  • Australian Twilighter xx
    im not from U.S but anyway.... (:

    "Everyone wants a taste of rob - even rob himself!!!"

    rob pattz is a crzy freak cannibal vampire
  • MrAlfTheTwilightSagaHorse
    Caption: "Hmmm.....This tastes nice.....OH *BEEP* HERE COMES EMMETT RUN AWAY!!!! *runs off and hides behind a girl* OH NO ITS A PSYCHOTIC FAN RUN AWAY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OH NO IMA GONNA GET MOBBED AGAIN WHERES A CAB WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT!!! AHHHH!!!! *runs onto road* *everyone stares and stops their vehicle* OH FOR CHRIST SAKE CAN'T SOMEONE LOOK AT A GOD DAMN CELEBRITY FOR 5 MINS WITHOUT HAVING SOMEONE STOP THEIR VEHICLE AND STARE FOR GOD SAKE!!! YEESHH...."
  • Caption: "Wanna join me?"
  • Vampirelover
    caption : I wonder if i taste as good as i look???? Oh my gosh i do!!!!!!
  • MissNay
    CAPTION: "In a desperate attempt to not have to autograph anymore old boobs, our quick thinking hero gnaws off his own extremities. On a sad side note, Rob discovered that day that his name Sharpied in wrinkles spells out MARZIPAN."
  • julieperk
    Shh...don't tell anyone...I really like how good I taste! I knew I was sweet but damn...yum yum
  • MissNay
    CAPTION: "Hey there Mr rolled up sleeves. How you doin? You're lookin gooood. I mean REAL good. HEY EVERYBODY COME AND SEE HOW GOOD MY SLEEVES LOOK!"
  • SpunkRansom
    Caption: I guess Carlisle didnt change Edward he did it himslef
  • ClassyCullen
    Caption: "Maybe if I bite myself, I'll become a vampire. It can't hurt to try. Then maybe people will stop mistaking me for Edward Cullen.
  • crystal
    Capition: Kristen taste way better.
  • Facebook User
    you mean...like this??????? mmmmmmmm
  • yesygirl21
    caption: Silly fans! Biting is for Edward!
  • yesygirl21
    caption:So Edward thinks Robert Pattinson's blood smells better (double personality much!)
  • Nicky
    Caption: The girls all say I am delicious…

    but really, what is he doing?
  • danixosparkle8
    CAPTION:
    I want to become a vampire, to be beautiful, to be fast, to SPARKLE...*bites himself*... damn it, why can't i be as handsome as Edward Cullen??
  • twilightlvr
    stupid jacob givin me all these fleas ooo i taste ......delicious........mmmmm
  • imnotannie
    Caption: Hmmmmm, tastes like chicken!!
  • Juliet
    "Bite Me??"
  • heather
    caption: i'm an emotional biter.
  • BellaSCullen
    No, Bella still tastes better.
  • Tes
    Caption: Wooow! I taste great! I bet the fan girls will like a piece of this man meat. He he he! Note to self: Look cool, Rob. Just look cool. I am not getting ahead of myself.
  • kristina
    I think this is how vampire bill does it from true blood.
  • countrygarden
    You want a piece of Me?
  • abs3d
    Caption: Anyone want a drink?
  • Stacy
    CAPTION: "HMMMM, Lets see how this vampire thing works..."
  • twigirl75
    I'm not on New Moon, I'm not on New Moon...oh hell. Forget it.
  • brookeshere
    Jacobs right, I do smell.
  • abs3d
    Caption: If only everyone knew the real reason I'm biting myself is cause I have red ants in my boxers! Oh My God not there!
  • vamploverr
    caption 1: "oooh i taste wayy better than Kristen..."
    caption 2: "i forgot lunch... mmmm yummy..."
  • Linda McConnell
    Caption No, it didn't work. I still need a cigarette.
  • Cara
    CAPTION: Oops! wrong movie!

    CAPTION: Wheres Bella when i need her the most !?!

    CAPTION: Since the fangirls failed to end me, and the cab failed to end me, ill take a stab at it.

    CAPTION: *bites himself* I dont get what all the fuss is about.
  • Shelby
    Caption: Vampires are crazy for liking the taste of this, what do you americans call it, oh, blood. It truly tastes terrible, and it hurts!
  • Betsy Voorhies
    I'm so thirsty! Wonder if this will work...
  • Shelby
    Caption2: Ouch! What exactly is my motivation for this scene again? Oh, wait, where am I?

    Caption 3: Oh, I guess I fell asleep. Man that was a good dream. I was Edward, and I finally got to bite someone: Jacob, so he died. Oh wait that was my arm.
    (no offense to team Jacob, I am Team Jacob, and I know it's bad)
  • MHE
    Seriously, why can't I find a human who tastes as good as I do?
  • Mir_Twihard
    CAPTION:: Dammit, why cant i just turn into a vampire already! Theyre so much cooler than humans!
  • Cassi Rae
    God! I do taste good!
  • elena
    Caption: and people said i wasnt a real vampire! SEE i can bite myself!
  • ingrid
    sooo hungry! i hate it when she visits her mom....
  • Carrie
    Caption: "Maybe if I bite myself I can become Edward and not worry about cabs hitting me...wait that is just a book/movie"
  • MCJesus
    caption: I may not sparkle, but my teeth are just as sharp!
  • hello beans old avatar...I missed you!!
  • inlovewithtwilight
    And I thought Bella tasted good...
  • ravenj84
    Nom, nom, nom.
  • ravenj84
    Nom, nom, nom.
  • TchrforRob
    OMFG That was tooo funny!!!!!
  • Tera Flores
    Caption: Whats the big deal? My teeth aren't venemous!!
  • roxytwifan8D
    Caption: I wonder how i taste.....maybe i could taste the sparkle...
  • Amanda Doerr
    Im going to cry if i dont see myself soon!!


    I hate this movie....... Im so hungry
  • roxytwifan8D
    caption: eeeeww sparkle doesnt taste that good.....
  • EdwardLover202
    Caption 1- "What? I ran out of pillows!"
    Caption 2- "Ow, rehearsing my lines hurts- although now I know why so many girls love me. If only I could rehearse with Kristen."
    Caption 3- "Ok, Im finally gonna find out why so many girls love me so much. Im just gonna bite myself and- OH MY GOD! Im delicious!
    Caption 4- "Dang you Jacob! You're starting to rub off on me! He's right though I do taste bad, and I would know"
  • alexandrea's mom
    wow..i really AM irresistible! *continues to bite hand*
  • rose04
    caption: "Hmmm yum yum"
  • 15mg
    i really need to start thinking about a new way to taste some fresh blood... this is sooo masoquistic... hmmmm... calling kristen later
  • MariposaAlice
    CAPTION: ...What? Oh, you thought only Bella tastes good?
  • rose04
    caption: i might as well bite myself than biting Emilie since bella's not here ....
  • HEHE
    Caption: Eclipse is one month away better start praticinG! WATCH OUT KRISTEN!
  • Angie R
    Biting the hand that feeds!
  • rose04
    caption: want to taste edward...........
  • Leah
    NOM NOM NOM.
    I am a stupid, masochistic lion!
  • Angiesaysso1
    Just biting the hand that feeds me!
  • Angiesaysso1
    whoops!
  • Kanika Gupta
    Caption: I havent been hunting for soo long..

    Caption: Afterall they're not wrong, I am pretty DELICIOUS!
  • Damn, I taste way better than Bella!
  • I'd rather bite myself than crazy fangirls... or Emilie...

    Sorry, that's all I can think of right now.
  • haha!
    nom nom nom
  • MissNay
    CAPTION: "Im biting my arm. You're looking at me."
  • Caption: Hmmmm, tastes like chicken!
  • Caption: Bite me? OK...
  • Caption again: Bite me? Ok...oh, you meant for me to bite you...lol...my bad!
  • Caption take 3: Bite me? Well, if you insist...oh, lol...you meant bite YOU...lol...my bad!


    OK, I'm through now! :)
  • VampDanc3r101
    "Oh, sorry.. just rehearsing for Eclipse.."
  • twilightsismyobsession
    so this is how it feels to get bitten by me, good to know
  • twilightsismyobsession
    this is what it comes to when bella ist around to bit
  • falala
    "damn you, impenetrable vampire skin!!!"
  • lupe
    Caption: I can't even resist myself.
  • judysmom
    This is the last time you'll ever see me... alive.... if that's what I am.
  • bellarosa
    yum
  • belladonna101
    Caption: "I give blood for all you paps."
  • Jasper_OhHALEyes
    I want to be shiny dammit! (nom nom nom nom nom)
  • Flic10
    Aaaaah Bella how do you taste so good?
  • constantnorthernstar
    Caption: *Sings* I don't want anybody else, when I think about Bella I bite myself.
  • carli
    DAMMIT. they're not feeding me on this set! ... hehe i'm my own biter.
  • katiecakes22
    Caption: Where is Bella when you need her?
  • Mary
    Isn't it enough that I have to suck others blood? Now I have to suck my own.
  • Jayde
    Caption: Damn it! I forgot my lunch again!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Caption: Damn It NMM.org girls were are my Macademia Unicorn Cookies. I can't teke it anymoooooooooore!

    Caption 2: WARNING - Side Effects of Macademia Unicorn Cookies Abstinence - Symptoms incude but are not limited to tightening of jeans and uncontrollable biting urges (as illustrate in the picture above centre)
  • Team_Switz
    CAPTION: "Damn it Cam! You didn't have to bite me too! Hey Kristen!!! It's your turn now!!!
  • Caption: and this is what happens when i miss my lunch, I get pissed and geuss what? ill eat myself so you dont have a star anymore ner ner!
  • Kota
    caption: bella, i miss you so much, i nedd something to remember you by...wait. . .i got it *bites*
  • LionsLamb23
    CAPTION: Time to give newmoonmovie.org a topic for the Caption contest. Hmmm I do taste good though.
  • wolfsighs25
    Caption: Showing my fans how I eat an oreo cookie...
  • Jen Huff
    I do Taste like chicken!!!
  • AnItalianFan:)
    Caption: So...why are you looking at me? I'm very thirsty!!
  • TJWG* (scruffy tay)
    Wooooooow!!!!..... i love myself way to much!!!!!!JUST KIDDINGGGGG!!!
  • TJWG* (scruffy tay)
    WOOOOOOWWWW!!!!....was is everybody looking at me!!!!
  • KKarli
    caption: hmm since im not a vampire anymore i wonder if humans still taste good to me??...i might as well bite myself instead of putting anyone else in danger and getting a rep.
  • ChelleD728
    In the voice of Alice Cullen - OH! I do taste good!
  • KKarli
    caption: hmmm since im not a vampire anymore i wonder if humans still taste good to me??...i might as well bite myself instead of putting anyone else in danger or getting a bad rep for biting an inocent person
  • CAPTION: From now on when i'm thirsty i think i'll just have a gatorade
  • Lisa
    Hmm....Kristen tasted soo good....maybe?.....oh, someone's watching!!!
  • thebbopp
    Rob thinks : "I want a love bite, but Kristen wont give me one.. I'll make one myself and say its from her!!!"
  • addictedtotwilight
    Caption: As the saying goes 'A drip of blood a day keeps Dr. Cullen away' , I think I will drink mine....
  • addictedtotwilight
    Caption: A drop of blood each day makes me healthy all day, no more blood? Then i will take mine...tasty..
  • robpatzgirl
    Yep they're right....you can't get blood from a rock.
  • The_cool_kid
    *looks at arm*
  • Emilie Galbraith
    Rob's mind: "Damn, now I understand the whole vampire craze for human blood. My blood tastes so good, like Coca Cola. Now theres no need to carry a can around on set, I can just nibble and suck on my arm whenever I get thirsty.
  • Sarah
    caption: "I don't taste like freesia!"
  • robpatzgirl
    Guess they're right: You can't get blood from a rock.
  • Edward is my Love.
    Someone bite me. I must be dreaming.
  • Marissa
    caption:i wonder what vampire sparkles taste like? Yuck uw. That was be most the nastiest thing i've eaten ever!!!!
  • EdwardCullenRox
    OMG I HAVE AN ANT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Brooklyn2500
    Caption: " Is anyone looking, Ive always wanted to know how this vampire blood sucking stuff is like. mmmmm I taste good!!!!
  • Cullen4life
    Lets see, Do I taste as good as I look!!
  • Cullen4life
    Lets see..Do I taste as good as look!!
  • Cullen4life
    let's see...Do I taste as good as I look!
  • lynsey
    caption: people keep saying i look tasty, but i can taste is the coffee is spilled earlier, hmmm
  • spoohbrush
    Caption: " Someone bite me I must be dreaming. "
  • Caption: Mhhmmmm. Im GRRRRREAAATTT!!!!

    sorry, my 9 yearold said it as soon as she saw it lol..
    But in all seriousness? Wtf is he doing, does he have bugs or something? rofl
  • Tabatha
    HMMMMMMMMMM.......I really do taste like chicken!!!
  • Andrea Edholm
    Caption: "Wow, I do taste like nicotine and a mocha latte!"
  • Katie Suddard
    caption: Wait, this isn't Bella's arm, it's mine! Stupid lying author, she said I was supposed to have good eyesight!
  • courtney
    I wonder if i bite myself, i can turn back into a human and finally be rid of this vampire hell!
  • Katie Suddard
    Sooooo thirsty, no mountain lions, not even Kristen. I guess I'll just drink my own blood. Dang, I don't have any! Hmmmm... but the venom feels kind of like an electric shock. Cool!
  • Katie Suddard
    Hmmmm......... Nope not nearly as tasty as I am hot. I am just too good looking.
  • K.O
    Caption: I'll try it the True Blood way.
  • Katie Suddard
    I am too good looking for this world, I'll have to kill myself. Hmmmm.... what kills Vampires? Let's see, I could ask Jacob. Although I don't care much for wolves. Wait vampire teeth kill vampires! I just need to bite myself and- ouch, that hurts. I thought I was supposed to be a masochist. Oh well, I'll just go find a werewolf.
  • hale_yes_xx
    Caption #1: If you listen closely, you can now hear the sound of a thousand teenage girls biting their forearms...

    Caption #2: Before Bella Swan came along, Edward gave himself his own love bites.
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    Caption: IF I CANT BITE BELLA I CAN SURE BITE MYSELF HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
  • kim
    Caption:

    "hmmhummmm o wow an itch (bites itch to scratch) oops broke the skin

    HOLY CRAP !! i taste great!!!____Like a ..a.. pizza or like a ..a ..subway sandwich..O i know a bloody mary ..YES thats it!!..(thinks a little) Or maybe a california roll!! yes totally!! o wait no i had that for lunch...oops"


    Lol its not great idk
  • keila
    Caption: heyyyy.... some left over cigarette ash...this should take the edge off a bit....
    (picture him saying this with his british accent so cute!)
  • addictedtotwilight
    Caption: Does a vampire venom stings? I guess it is, better try it myself
  • addictedtotwilight
    Caption: Now I know that vampire venom is sticky, can't take my hand off my teeth!!!
  • CAPTION:"Oh baby dont you know I suffer?
    Oh baby can you hear me moan?
    You caught me under false pretenses..." - Supermassive Black Hole Muse

    CAPTION: "How did we get here?
    I use to know myself so well
    How did we get here?
    Well, I'm biting myself now" (- parts of Paramore Decode)
  • Rachel_ luvs_Rob
    i love playing a vampire so much i want to become one!ok lets try this.....oh ow oW OW this does hurt i wont try that again
  • kathleenmari
    Caption: "If I can't have Bella, I don't want nobody baby, If I can't have her......"
  • Andrea_Dewey
    Hmmm... The sparkles kinda remind me of Pop Rocks...
  • misstwilight
    lets see if i can get a scar just like bella's.see i don't even need james!!
  • Natalie Racine
    Sookie, take my blood, you will get stronger....

    Oho!! wrong book....
  • yoyo
    Caption: "Wow, this tastes nothing like the books lead me on to believe... it's like I'm tonguing the bottom of the loose screws and copper penny collection jar from dad's work bench."
  • yoyo
    Caption: "I have to do how many more movies where I have to swoon a twelve year old and pretend I'm still seventeen? For actings' sake, I haven't been in a classroom for a decade. When will my producers give me more serious work?! You know what? Forget it, I'm done here. (bites wrist, dies of blood loss)"
  • Sheniqua
    "hmmm...bella definitely tastes better"
  • twilover112
    'Just practicing Bella! Is that ok? No??? Oh, I didn't mean to eat myself - I just taste so nice !'
  • katiecakes22
    Caption: where is bella when you need her?
  • judysmom
    Beam me up Scotty!!!
  • Jossy
    dang. i bet this is a total turn on for SO many ppl out there. (me being one of them). he is SO absolutely gorgeous. haha, swoon! hey practice biting on me. i don't mind!
    :[ <----- VAMPIRE!
    p.s: great captions everyone! they are so...awesome! (i couldn't think a better word. i can't think right now. too much sexy Rpattz)
  • jasperfan4
    oh no! Can't let the fans see the fangs! It'll ruin the whole 'sparkle' effect!
  • Shelby
    CAPTION: Noone's looking, here's my chance! Just one little bite to see if I taste as good as Kristen says.. Oh I do! NAUUUUUUUUUUGHTY! (in the voice from commentary ;))
  • Nadia
    Caption: Just a taste....No Bella is WAY better than THAT!!

    Caption2:Hmm....Vampire blood taste like....*gasps*....Im..not...a ..vampire!*cries*
  • valeriaa
    Caption: Damn! i cant take it anymore! i need her...i need Bella!... -bites himself- (thinking) oh wait.. i taste better than Bella.. hmmm
  • CassiRae
    God! I do taste good!
  • popprincess81197
    They said there was no flea's on the set1 God, I hate werwolf's!
  • popprincess81197
    Just an itch,hang onnnn.... There we go!
  • popprincess81197
    see vampires can eat uncooked meat,let me show you....No don't be scared!
  • popprincess81197
    I can't take it anymore, I'm thristy! *takes drink* wow, my blood tastes good!!
  • popprincess81197
    Gosh, eating the Jonas Brothers was a waste! I taste so much better
    ---------
    No offence to the Jonas Brothers
  • popprincess81197
    Been forever since I had a drink,*takes drink* oh vampire blood tastes GOOD!!
  • nluvw_twilightsaga_lyssa
    CAPTION: Maybe if i get some of my own blood and put it on ebay,make alot of money....
    I can go hide for awhile....And then people wont beable to get weird pics of me doing stuff.....
  • popprincess81197
    Lets pretend this arm is Jacob's skin,*bite*HAHA Jacob, haha
  • "What the F is everybody complaining about?? It doesn't hurt that bad...."
  • tickled_red
    i have realised that kristen will only love me if i am dead cold and sparkly.....maybe if i bite hard enough i will penetrate the skin thn all i need is glitter.....ha take that edward cullen!
  • Caption: "Maybe if I bite myself... Nope, no still a Vampire.
  • rpatzloverrr
    Caption: I wonder what will happen if I do this?..... Maybe Kristen will finally leave Michael for good.
    Caption: I'm so hungry I could eat a vampire!
    Caption: I am so hungry from all this training and dieting, and Taylor still looks better than me
  • Whew, it's hot! I'm really thirsty...ah, my own personal drug!!
  • Whew, it's hot! I'm really thirsty...ah, my own personal drug!
  • "Anything to keep from attacking Bella!"
  • vampire_luver
    caption: "i wonder who tastes better me or Bella...*bites his arm* well i guess i do taste a LITTLE BETTER...i hope she doesn't mind for me to think i'm tastier"
  • Sach
    I wonder what it's like for Jacob being a dog!
  • Sach
    What?!
    I'm a vampire what do you expect?
    Besides everyone is always asking me to bite THEM...maybe I just wanted to see what the fuss was about!
  • Forever-NoMatter (FNM)
    Caption;

    did it really hurt Kristen when Cam bite her in the fighting scene?
    *bits wrist*
    (in tweety voice)
    it did! it did!
  • GalwayGirlxxx
    'Mmmm Minty Fresh!!!'

    lol vote for dis one XD
  • tispadele
    i'm not from united states and it SUCKS, but i have few captions:

    1)DAMN, i knew that i'm not able to stop
    2)you wanna peace of me, i don't claim , so do i
    3)what, that's emilie not kristen!? ouh, this is remember me not twilight saga...
    4)i wish kristen was here, her blood is totally better than mine..
    5)whoa! i really am vampire!
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