the more i see this man, the dirtier the things that i want to do to him get...lol! hot damn!

*bangs head against wall*
i can't beleieve i missed all these new post.
*bang*
Im still obligated to post on my hunny post so lets just say

HOLY POPTARTS.
My man is handsome.
o_o

is it okay to say that I have dreams of this man!!!!! AND IM MARRIED!!! LOVE HIM!

He looks great!

I nearly had heart failure when I saw that photo of him in the suit and ray bans. Sexy and sophisticated. Watched Little Ashes yesterday. Let's just say he's not just a pretty face. His acting was superb.

That's good to hear bout Little Ashes; I keep hearing only neg things about it.

I like arty farty films, which helped. Not everybody would like it. Sad story. I cried at the end.

ROB IS A;LFDAJSDLFKAJSLDFJKASFUWOIJFLWUER

GOD BLESS YOU! LOL

ok i do need to point out that im not a rob fan but...
he looks beautiful shaved and in a suit!
whoaa

How come he looks gloomy...

Sooo question.

Do we know anything about Remember me? Like what it's about?

Without giving much away, it is about a family that is trying to deal with the death of a son/brother. He commits suicide and it chronicles the life of Tyler (Rob) the younger brother/son who is not dealing well with his brother's death and the dysfunction in the family. It is a very emotional and at times dark movie and a perfect role for Rob.

*o* only Rob Pattinson can wear a suit like that. That's all I'am saying cause I'am thinking every possible way now to get him out of it (the suit). ICE I NEEEEEEEEED ICEEEEEEEEE!!! +_+ dead from an overdose of hotness....

I was on the set today, and got to see Robert! He was in a suit, and I loved the way it looks on him!
Got a nice side view photo of him, and some NICER shots of Pierce Brosnan. I am sooooo happy! Because I did not have to wait a long time, to get the photos. I am vising family in NY, and am from Chicago.
THIS WAS THE COOLEST DAY EVER! :)

where are they filming the movie?

They are filming all over NY. Yesterday, they were at the Plaza.

I WENT TO New York AND I SAW HIM TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FREAKING MAD BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET A GODDAMN PICTURE SINCE I WAS CROSSING THE STREET AND I WAS TAKING MY CAMERA OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET BUT THEN CARS STARTED COMING AND I HAD TO RUN..WHEN I GOT TO THE OTHER SIDE,I TURNED AROUND TO TAKE A PIC OF HIM....BUT HE WAS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN... :'(
I WAS SOOOO DISSAPOINTED! I'M GOING TO New York AGAIN next week or the week after next week.....I NEED to get a picture of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=P

gaahh, only and ONLY rob looks this sexy in a suit and a plaid !!!
and he's getting more and more gorgeous everytime we see him, if that's possible at all :))

"It’s still a great slice of meat!" Indeed!!!!

oh geez! look AT that hottie in a suit&tie. damn it he is way tooo gorogues to be real;D
gosh he is pure hottness,i wanna kiss his delicious lips(:
love you sooooooooooooo much Robert!:D
&he looks soo yummy in plaid.
xoxo

ROB!!!!!!

*Starts daily Rob post incoherency mumble speech*

Rob...suit.....plaid.....tie.....tight jeans.....packages....coffee...accidently spilling coffee on packages and slowly wiping it off.

Then finally.....

*Collaspes*

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOW....no words!

haha ferni you're so cute...lol
but he is absolutely gorgeous...

i have a fav one..i'll give it to you later1

um one question....how come i always see you at the post with LOTZ os cmmts....like when you asked for the RM script...that post was packed???
LOL

hahaha..its entertaining to read people's comments....like yours
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOW" lol

Little Ashes DVD is on the way to me!! Can not wait to snuggle up with Salvador & Javier..
YUM!

Is it out?

it was released in the UK yesterday....people there already received theirs...

You suck. I don't think we even have a release date yet. I have it under my Netflix, but the releasedate is still unknown. I couldn't even go see it at the movies because it didn't play anywhere close to here. Oh well, I will get it sooner or later.

I ordered it from amazon/uk that's why I'm getting it early....

Oh btw...jacket and tie at the same time


LOL

I have always had this fantasy of undressing him by first slowly taking the jacket off then taking the tie off with my teeth then.............................

So going to hell!!!!!!!!!!

HOT Video of Rob....lots of recent photos-this may have been posted before, if so sorry, but enjoy it again & again!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRaED0-LuR4&feat...

well jee I thought this was the "NEW MOON" website...not robert pattinson, remember me website. Holy cow he went to get coffee, he's walking, he's sitting....it's annoying to come here and see pics of him over and over doing normal things.

then don't come here and complain honey-you're in the wrong place.

No haters welcome here..

Ok I cannot safely comment on Rob! There is nothing I can say that has not been said before. He's hot, perfect, beautiful, talented ..... can't go any further!

God won't save me! I am doomed! I have broken quite a few of the 10 commandments and definitely got through all 7 sins and possibly invented a few more.... virtues I have none, unless you count honesty about how deprived I am as one..... lmao

Lucifer is having a hard time trying to keep me out of hell, yes even my big brother thinks I would corrupt his humble abode if I stayed there for longer than a few hours......

So here is what I will comment on:

The body guards seem to become bigger with every passing day - I guess the crazyness is not going anywhere - I am sorry! It doesn't have to be this way. Some people just don't want to hear it....

Rob looks tired, like he hasn't slept well in ages, not because he's had fun, sleep deprivation due to xse makes you look alive, flushed and happy. Not to mention the copious amount of coffee he is drinking... I love coffee but h's really going for it....

Rob looks pissed off - the paps are hounding him - he's going from trailer to set, unless you put an obstacle to trip him in order to get a funny picture, you ain't getting anything different from yesterday, maybe different clothes.... leave him alone for a couple of days, please???

Anyway, I've said enough.

I read that he is now using Tom Cruise's NYC bodyguards. I guess they must know their stuff...no news of him being attacked or hit by anything in a week or so!

Do agree about the paps. They could give him a little more room and not yell at him constantly. (Do they really expect an answer when they're yelling?)

I would wish he was enjoying his fame. Hopefully things will work out for him. A more normal, less hectic (and less noisy) life would be nice!

I'm with you on this. It should be having fun not hiding, paranoid that someone is out to get him..... shame...if he can last a couple of years until the saga is over I think it will calm down a little and he can take time off and enjoy acting and some hols.... hopefully

Yep...If he can just hang on as he rides this wild rollercoaster ride -of-fame maybe as the craziness subsides he can sit back and just enjoy his work and maybe have a little time for fun, too!

We do so worry about our boy!

can't help worry about him, he is so nice I just get sucked in..... weird really... hey ho lol

I seriously like this young man...how did this happen? in the name of God if i´m in my 40´s !!!Can anybody help me?

It's ok-you're in the right place for this obsession...

you guys want a preview of nekkie Rob.

http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-13-r-patz-wanna-...


bout as close as we ladies can hope for.

Perez is a slimy little troll! No surprise that with all the part of the movie he would highlight these. Just don't like him or his site.

Yup-with his little pot belly...he doesn't have that anymore :o)

Yummy Yummy Yummy.
Mr Pattinson looking extremely gorgeous. As always. That pic makes me wanna wear plaid too.

I remember being in college when Britney Spears came out and thinking that it was nasty that all the older men were lusting after her.

Now I feel really bad. But at least Rob is over the age of 18. So I wouldn't be breaking any laws. But I would consider being a registered sex offender for him.

I've been reading the comments here. I am a Pattinson fan. He is awesome. But are you people 2 years old. It's people like you and the KIDS in NYC that are making him want to leave and go home. GROW UP.

We come here because we are all Rob lovers & fans and this is where we can express ourselves without being judged by A$sholes like you..

It's all in fun & fantasy....

If you don't like it dearie, don't come to this site, it's really simple, close your browser...

Wow, obviously you don't get that we are ... well for the most part ... playing around. If you don't like it go away before I flick a bougar on you and handcuff you to a pole so that Effing and Nic can throw stones at you and taze your a$$.

*Breathe of fresh air* That felt so good to say that.

Excellent choice of words I could not have put it better myself!

911, you are the best LOL

You still need to grow up

I know, your right. I really do. I must be crazy because I think Robert Pattinson is f&^king hot and I am a fan of everything Twilight and decide to come on here and talk about it with fellow Twilight fans.

Boy, I must be losing my mind!! But I have you to think for setting me straight. Thanks I really needed that.

Well I did it! I wanted to go to the set and see Robert in Person I fulfilled my wish.
He looked like Rob, just better in the Flesh and incredibly Hot in his suit. Really great looking buy but the suit becomes him. Got to see Pierce (much closer) he was in the trailer about 5 feet from me and very friendly, walking around saying hello to everyone.
I have to say (and I am not judging anyone) but the scene there is CRAZY! I only went because it was literally one block from my office and I thought this would be a much better opportunity than for me to go downtown. I thought, if I went and saw him great, and if not, at least I tried. My patience was rewarded and I only waited 45 minutes before he came out of his trailer. His Mangaer/Agent (not sure what he is) came out first, the short man with dark hair and blue eyes, who is with Rob and most public events. He came out smiling at all of the people waiting (probably happy for his cash cow-lol). Saw EDR go into the location, she looked pretty and waved to everyone.

This was a first for me, never go to these things, but I have to say it was a very weird experience. As I said I don't mean to judge, but there were many girls there waiting for hours for not only for glimpse, but the hope that he would sign something. He is just not going to do it under these cirmcumstances. On either side of the street, there were probably 200 people standing waiting behind barricades. If front of the barricades (right in front of the entrance to the shoot) there were literally 15 paparazzi. They allowed them to be there, close enough to get the best shots, so Rob has no choice but to be hounded.
The girls the other night were lucky, because it was very late and there were not that many of them waiting. Rob could be fair to each of them. Today, Rob would be there for hours signing and taking pictures and would never get to do his job. I know some wrote on twitter that Pierce was friendly and Rob did not acknowledge people, but honestly, what can the guy do? You can not blame him and if you go with the intention of getting more than a glance at him, you are setting yourself up for dissappointment. You can hope for the best, but can not judge Rob if you don't get what you went for. He is trying to do his job under incredible circumstances and he just can't make everyone happy. I for one am grateful that I at least got to see him in person (who knows when and if he will ever film in NYC again) and it was nice to see him in his element. His bodyguards (who we see in pictures all the time) were very funny. As we all stood across the street and trucks kept passing and blocking our view, girls were SCREAMING for the trucks to move (not that they had a choice, traffic causes that to happen, lol), but the bodyguards and PA's kept laughing at the girls screaming.

Lastly, (and I thought I had heard and seen some crazy things this past few months) there was a girl there who thought she was Kristen Stewart! She was dressed like her, head to toe wore her hair the same. Teal/Black Plaid Shirt, Skinny Jeans, Black High Top Chucks and the Ray Bans. I could not believe it, or maybe I could, but I could not believe she was standing next to me dressed like that. Oh well, maybe she thought Rob would see her and run over in hopes of it being Kristen? Too bad, she has different hair, so the girl should have dressed up like Joan Jett, lol.

Anyway, sorry for the long post, thought I would share my experience with you all.

.

I really like all your comments, please, keep posting them. lol
I can only agree with you. I hope Remember me will be still a great movie, even under these crazy circumstances. I would be sad and really sorry for Rob, if it did not work out because of all the attention, paparazzi, screaming girls..
He has my respect for handling all the sudden fame so well.

wow that sounded great! Im glad u were realistic about your expectations of him. and i lmao at the girl dressed as kristen. hahaha guess she was trying to see if there was any truth to the rumors but EVERYONE knows she has the black mullet and is filming in LA atm

LOL!

That's awesome! Glad you got to see him in person! That's a lot more than most of us will ever get.

Thank you and you never know, there may come a time when you get to see him too. Trutfully, we can all admire him best in pictures and film and hope he contiunes to have the best career.

Very cool Marissa, and you are one lucky gal!!

Thank you!

Thanks for sharing. That must have been an experience. I don't know if I would ever go unless I was just down the street like you either. I don't think I would have the patience for all the teeny boppers.

LOL! Thankfully I did not have to wait long and I positioned myself near some of the less offensive girls (who were very sweet). Some where there like me, just hoping to see him and leave. I don't blame girls, but I just know they get upset if they don't get what they went there for. It was definitely a experience and will not be going back again.

Yummy Yummy Rob in a suit and tie Wow! He can pull anything off. I wish he would pull some stuff OFF! Lol! he looks really great and that's why we luv him.

holy! he always look soo Hot with a suit.
mmmm mmm mmm
Hellooo Mr. Pattinson!

OK call me crazy or whatever, but I really LOVE THAT TIE!!! For obvious reasons, not necessarily connected with fashion ;)

That's one really nice tie porn.... LOL

and nice sunglasses porn, too!

what accessory/appendage on that man is NOT a type of porn??

I was thinking that too.... well usually the porn was connected with some part of his body... but who cares :)))

I just couldn't help myself, I really got crazy thoughts about that tie!!!

are you still watching the audio commentary?

another favorite: "sorry bella, I'm just a really sweaty guy"

or

"ask me the most basic question.. what do we eat?"

"CHEESEBURGERS!"

LMFFAO!

Oh I'll worship you forever **hugs**

Well the premieres are more or less at the same time (1-2 weeks later tops), but DVD releases..... I won't say anything about that ;)

Yeah it's impossible to keep up with all the gossip over special features here, when you haven't actually seen them :)))

*returns hug*

no worshipping needed- you keep me in check whenever my eyes wander from Rob. LOL

Hahaha

then I shall continue doing that for you ;)

lol

No I've already finished:)

Oh yeah the cheeseburgers cracked me up too :)

"I have so many inexplicable facial expressions in that movie"

I love that guy ;))

I think I'll watch it tonight with the commentary... it's like having a date with Robbie! 'course- we have to put up with CH's stupid remarks

"Those pants Victoria's wearing are MY pants. MY ACTUAL PANTS*

*rolls eyes*

I responded to you too ;) I can't believe you'd be so nice to send me the DVD ;))

Everything comes out with a 4-5 month delay in this country ;(

4-5 month delay???? I think I'd go nuts.. or move away!

When New Moon the movie finally comes out on DVD- you will be the coolest person in Poland! And then you'll be able to keep up with all the gossip over the special features with us :0)

Erm yes, and she's talking trough the most of the time of it....

But I can bear her as long as I hear Rob talk, with his sexy British accent..
He has such a nice laugh:)

Oh and I love how he imitated CH at the very end ;D

I love everything about the commentary!

Did you get to see all the other special features? I responded to your Facebook comment.. :0)

Rob laughing ... "Inexplicable." and continues to laugh.

And the tie thing ... there is something about a guy dressed in a suit and tie ... and having to undress the layers ... oh my.

Yeah I just got the DVD (and it's not even an original version) and I watched the film with the commentary. Still laughing ;)

I dunno what's got onto me with that tie, I feel like grabbing it and pulling Rob towards me, and crashing those fantastic, soft lips to mine... ;D

Every time I say ok that's enough pics I'm proven wrong. There can never be enough!
He looks just amazing. Even when he's sleepy he looks amazing. There's just something about him....sigh.
And the suit, don't get me start on that suit. Rob should be a perfect example of perfection in suit. No one can look quite as dashing as he does.
And on top of that when you add his talents and how humble he is about them..well I have no words haha
I can't wait for this movie!

ok I've done my fangirly duty for today lol

Well, Rob looks fab as always.

I can't wait for Aug 17th. I'm kinda sick of this Remember Me movie already.
I feel bad about that. I just want him back with Kristen and Kellen he seems happier with all of them.

I agree, can't wait for Eclipse to start filming! They (the cast) all seem so happy and at ease with each other, so I think it will be a happy reunion for them all. And I hope the fans up in Vancouver will go a little easier on poor Rob and let him have some privacy and enjoy his time with his fellow cast/friends.

he looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOOD in a suit.yes yes yes. it's a Happy Monday :)

i would care if he drank piss, if it means getting him to look as HOT as he does.. soooo having x-rated thoughts right now..!

BTW i freaking hate all those lucky bastards who suddenly run into him and take just one picture or say: hey rob, i love you, you´re great... i can´t stand it! i would sooo jump him right there, even if it means getting a beating from the bodyguards.. bodyguards shbodyguards.. he is worth it

MY GOD HE LOOKS HOT!!!

Plaid and buttonfly jeans..... oh how I love rugged, scruffy Rob! Plus NO ONE can beat this man in a suit... and I mean NO ONE!!

*scrolls back up to stare at perfection*

Just stunning!!!!!!

I might actually purr at this picture....LOL!!!

*squints at plaid picture*

heeeeeey.. that's not a dunkin donuts coffee!!

*spits DD coffee into trash*

I suddenly HATE this coffee!

........ but Rob, as always, looks like heaven in a suit. Rob-nom-nom? LMAO!

**smacks forehead**

geez woman it's Pattinson in a freakin suit looking freakin hot and all you can think of is DD coffee????

**eyes narrow**

Shame on you!!!!!!!!

lol

*shakes head back and forth, shaking the DD thoughts out of my head*

holy crow, you're RIGHT!!

What's happening to me?? Surely I cannot be getting immune to RPattz in a suit...

I need rob-therapy- asap!

I dunno what's going on with you but it certainly isn't anything good...

**looks at RIMR with compassion**

you tend to lose control way too often

I think I'm gonna have Carlisle make you an appointment with Dr. Carmen ;)

LOL

LoL

take your time

just make sure it comes back to me!!!

**watches RIMR run off with her album**

Hear me!!! hey!!!! come back here!!!

LOL

Dr. Carmen? Nooooooooooo! I don't want to be put on crazy pills!

i love rob
I love rob
I LOVE rob
I LOVE ROB!!!!


See? I'm all better now :0)

**looks at RIMR suspiciously**

hell I dunno, I am really concerned about your condition

**looks at RIMR's declaration and pleading eyes**

OK we'll do it some other way

**hands RIMR an album with 1000 Rob's pics from the last 3 months**

I think that should do the job

LOL

*enters Rob Zombie like trance*

*drools*

I will go recuperate now!

He cleans up well but I love him in those jeans! LOL!

couldn't have said it better!

Hoeshitson! Yum in his plaid.
x]
Why, i love that man of mine.
<3

I don't understand why he keeps saying he's got feminine hands..:)

Those are the most beautiful masculine hands I have ever seen:)

oh.. those hands!

He has anything BUT feminine hands.. good grief, i'm have an attack just from his hand/finger porn..

*thud*

I always look at a guy's hands first, oh and the fingers ;) I don't know where I got that from... maybe I just like to be touched by nice hands ;))

And those of Rob's are just perfect...**drools**

I'm reminded of a certain incident in WA.. a certain scene in the woods..and certain fingers and... two unicorns later..

*bead of sweat forms at hairline*

um.. is it getting hot in here?

LOL--absolutely! it takes skilled hands to do that. especially with jeans as a barrier...ok i'm stopping now. =)

not only in that ff but in soooo many others his fingers work wonders!

hmmm really? I think you might need to reference me to said fanfics :0)

**tries to fight impure thoughts**

I don't know what you're talking about...

**looks at Rob's fingers**
**impure thought fight back**

dammit, they're perfect for that....erm scene

**(edited)**

lol

(comment removed)


LMAO!!!

Why you little copycat!!!!!

But I forgive you, you'd get edited anyway if wrote what you were thinking :)

LOL

well, they say imitation is the biggest form of flattery- consider it a huge compliment :0)

and mine just got straight up removed, no modifications there. LOL

looks like the situation with fangirls on the set has gotten out of hand today( like when he got mobbed by those wackos on the first or second day of shooting), at least that's what I'm reading on the other sites.

Oh man, I hope not! They were being so well behaved the past few days!

It seems there is a big crowd, but they're filming inside so I guess they can at least work.
It seems on some days a lot of them come...which surprises me becasue today is Monday..shouldn't they be at work or somethig, slakers haha.

This is for the fangirls, I'm still laughing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4BCUiLT_Hk

LOL

That was hysterical!! Loved the last pic!!

I know! The subtile finger hahah
And there's even a pic of that frizzy girl and her friends, that had me in stitches.

btw Bale's rant is even better in this remix, I watched it 5 times already haha

LOL

Why does it do strange things to my body when I see him using those beautiful hands?

*shakes avatar*

Geeze...get a hold of yourself Sparkly!
He's just holding a coffee cup and a script!

Oh you know why!!! ;)

Those long beautiful fingers could perform magic!!

*fans self*

It's getting really hot in here!!

*dumps bucket of ice onto cclore*

*scrolls back up to look at Rob*

Dammit! I need more ice!

lol

LOL!!

I think your gonna need a truck full! It's gonna take quite a bit to cool me off!! :D

*filling swimming pool with ice*

Don't worry I'm on it!

*looks at barely filled pool*

*looks back at Rob pics, dumps remaining ice on my head*

Geeze this is gonna take awhile!

LOL

I'm afraid the only thing that will ever cool me off is the man himself!!

**thinking maybe Rob would like to play with ice**

ok, keep it coming!!

LOL

Oh my gosh! Does he ever look bad? He's completely gorgeous!

Hmmmmmmmmm

(EDITED BY MYSELF BEFORE I GET EDITED BY A MODERATOR)

Thank you, that's all I had to say.

LMAO :D

LMAO :D

Oh good one ;)

LMAO

Nice move. :)

**** who dares to complain about rob.
im sweating over anything that has to do with him. lol.
no complaints here. pure gratitude that he exists lol.

ay ay ay papi chulo :D

Lmao nice restraint.


It's around 11pm right now in Poland, right?
This counting the time thing is fun for some reason.lol

(I have issues)

LoL

Yeah it is:) You're getting really good at that stuff ;))))

It's so early and my eyelids refuse to stay up, they keep falling down. Am I sleepy??? No, it can't be! I haven't been going to sleep earlier than 2 am lately!

WTF is wrong with me?

**panics**

I know!
It's fun to me for some reason. lol

Lmao *smacks Agava* Stay up woman you know sometimes they save the best for last on here!!!

*Walks away grumbling* She needs sleep and then she'll miss everything insane woman!

**wakes up**

Yeah, like who needs sleep anyway.........

**head falls on keyboard**

ouch that hurt, right I need caffeine....

**runs off to kitchen to get some coffee**

hope it helps, I always miss the best **pouts**

Man, I wished I could think that far in advance.

ROTF

About time you did that :)

LoL

What is that supposed to mean ;)

My comment are always nice and PG and don't contain any kinky overtones :)))

LOL

ROFL Good girl, aga! :)

LoL

thanks Honey **hugs**

I guess my "nice girl" mask is working ;)))

ROFLMAO!

nice filter =)

Thanks :)))))

wow now that is a high quality brain filter at work!

*butt bump*

way to go

hmmm.... someone must have invented a brain filter drug.... no one could possible have that much control in a hunky Rob post...

erm...*whispers* whos dealing these drugs...? i want an in on it. Theres bound to be good money coming from it once we sell to all in here

oh oh add it to our business! Wallpaper comes with free sample of filter
drug....

*thinks about skank jumping rob*

eh lets make sure we test the side effects first...wouldnt want it to have
the opposite effect

hale yes! who should we test the drug on first...?

*scans posts to see who has been modded the most*

i vote Effing LOL. if it works on her, we halve the pills and sell twice as many. No one would need to be controlled as strongly as Effing so half a dose should be enough LOL

god you are the best business partner lol

LMAO I wasnt going to reply to your comment cuz its like a gazillion hours
after the fact but trial on Effing...girl that was just too funny to pass
up haha If the drug can handle HER well it can handle anyone

**jumps up**

aww that stings a bit but feels nice;)

Oh well from time to time my brain filters seem to be working properly ;)

this made me literally LOL!!

Way to catch yourself-- spare the MOD's the extra work!

Hahahahaaaaa

hmmm maybe I am a bit of a fun **wink**

hey I couldn't write what I thought when I first saw that pic, I'd get so moderated ;D

LMAO!! Nice. I am sure I had something similar to say.

Yes well, I always have many things to say when I see pics of Rob and usually it's nothing PG ;)

I can't take my eyes of that tie, I feel like grabbing it...

LOL

Yep, my thoughts are strictly R-rated...no make that X-rated when it comes to Rob.

Ahhh...do it! grab him by that sexy tie and pull him towards you, kiss the f**k out of those beautiful lips, and then let him use the tie to tie your wrists to the bedposts while he has his way with you!

Go ahead! You know you want to!

*re-reads comment*

Crap, that will probably be editied by the mods, huh? Sorry, I got carried away! Reading too many FF's I guess!

LOL

Nothing wrong with a little Edward FF smut... (but I think about Rob the WHOLE TIME)

Oh gawd, who am I joking? A LOT OF FF SMUT. *fans self*

Yes....FF is my newest obsession and is taking up ALL of my time....not that i'm complaining. I am missing my peoples on nmm.org though. While I have been neglecting the nmm.org site for a few days I thought I stop in and say hello!

And what better thread to comment on than one of my dearest Rob Pattinson in a
Hot freakin' suit
Hot freakin' sunglasses
Hot clean shaven face
HOTTER freakin Pouty LIPS
and HOLD THE PHONE....
*gasps*
HOLY CRAP! You can actually SEE the bottom of the FREAKIN' BOXER BRIEFS through his pants!
*pushes a gust of air out of her lungs*
No words...well, none that I am allowed to say OUTLOUD...here.
*heads back to FF...for some BAD behavior..to accompany her BAD thoughts*

That is exactly what I thought!!!!!!!!! No freaking foreplay, I get turned on just by looking at him, lets get down to business Mr. Pattinson!!!

Dammit I never thought I'd love a tie that much, he can tie my wrists, or maybe I could tie his, or maybe...... hell I can't write this ;D

Oh the fanfic is great, I think I've been reading it too much lately though ;) I feel such a perv now:)

Oh and btw, nice to meet you **wink**

yes ff has definitly corrupted me. but im not complaining :D

and i agree that foreplay is a waste of time...there could be so much more you could be doing LOL

lol! blame it on the fanfic! lol....fanfics are a bad influence on me =)

Oh good it's always good to have something to blame on :)

"You didn't do the shopping" - it's the fanfic
"You got late for work" - it's the fanfic
"Are you OK? Looks like you have issues.." - yeah, it's probably the fanfic

;=D

LOL

Yep, we are all pervs when it comes to Rob ;)

Oh, and nice to meet you too! *winks back*

Hey all - I updated the blog due to the increasing number of rumors surrounding Rob (rumors, and Rob you say? Can't be! :) )
Check it out :)
http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com/

Ummm...how to make this comment PG??

Oh my...#$*(#$)&*)#($)(#$ God!!!!

Rob in a suit is the DEATH of me!!!

Uh-oh.... this comment was made 55 mins ago.... Kimberlina?

KIMBERLINA!!

Are you still alive?!

LMAO!!! I wanted to call in sick for the rest of the day at work..

Boss: "Kimberlina, what is wrong with you?"

Kimberlina: *breathing heavily* "I justsawRobPattinsoninasuit and I really REALLY need to go home"

LOL! Nice suit Rob... it would look even better in a pile next to my bed! ;)

Gah and look Kim he's in his buttonfly jeans... the plaid reminds me of his slept under a bridge days.. we haven't seen that look in a while.... I've missed it!

LMAO...oh yeah that pile of clothes would look good next to my bed too!!!

Don't even make me think of those jeans...I'm at work!!!!

Mmmm...Slept Under a Bridge Rob...come here baby!

haha you have to see this vid i know its old but i love it rob your the perfect edard cullen is it hot in here or its it just me !!!??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzjDlUwtNpc

I have not seen that one before. It was really good! I love this site. Everyone posts the coolest stuff!

Thanks!

LMAO! Oh my.. that was actually pretty hilarious! LOL Or maybe I'm just very very tired.. idk!

LOL, I had not seen that video before, it made my day!! =)
And yes, Rob is THE PERFECT Edward Cullen. It's amazing how seeing him in Edward costume and makeup still makes me week in the knees.....*swooon*

Wow-he is HOT in the suit-but I love my tight a$s jeans, plaid & scruffy Rob anyday...

omg this is too much for my eyes!!!!so freaking hoooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...

I sort of like Emilie's dress.

I'm guessing they're shooting the dinner with his father?

ya the art show/dinner scene, i was thinking...

Her dress is really cute...and yeah, I would guess it's the dinner scene with his dad...

He looks so tired at the picts..but still hawt

He is so freakin HOT!
Is it possible that he gets even more sexy everytime we see him!?
Ohhh...the things these pictures do to me!

OMG! i log on for a min. to see if there's new pics and of course there are!

and it's Rob in a suit looking hot as always! mmmmmmmmmmm!!! =)
although, those jeans & plaid shirt are good enough for me too!

you KNEW you'd miss Rob pics!

baby's daddy is looking mighty fine in his suit :0)

i know! ugghhgghg i can't take it anymore!

i need to have more self-control! lol

lol-- and I need to get back to work!!

you'd think today's economy would have be doing a better job of staying focused-- but nope!

I can see the headlines now:

"Robert Pattinson, the cause of 3 million lost jobs"

lol! so true, i had to comment back!

oh man, WTF were we doing bf this Robmadness??!! i'm going to start to wean
myself off this. this is straight up RIDIC! ugh back to my experiment and
reading

Ok, I'll end the cycle of commenting back here!

*takes one last glance at the sexy mr. pattinson*

**unsteady hand moves mouse the the 'x' at the top right corner**

ok... here I go!

***presses the 'minimize' button instead***

I can't help it! I seriously need help. LMAO

Good luck on proposal, experiment, AND reading! I'm sure there's a statement of cash flows with my name written on it. *mutters* frickin' frackin' real world..

What is it about him in blue jeans that gets to me so much? They hug him just right.

Now, I have to go sit in a meeting and actually pay attention. That is so not going to happen. I can see it now.

"Heather? Heather?"

"What Rob? Oh, I mean, what?

um... anyone else think Rob needs to be in a Reservoir Dogs..... the early version as a young Mr. White! um..... hottness!

*breathing accelerates" HOOTTT DAYYYYMMEEEE ahh no more words than just wow rob, you never cease to take my frikkinn breath away.

As much as I love his mesmerizing eyes, those sun glasses make him look so effing hot and mysterious!

I dont know if I prefer him in a suit or normal clothes any more.
He looks incredible in both.

God, I just can't get enough of him ! (:

There are more
http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.p...

btw that bodyguard of his looks like he's in mafia haha...just an obvervation lol

oh my! this is too much for my poor little heart!!!! ahhhh!!!

*thud*

Damn this man is just so sexy no matter what.

I don't understand how he can be wearing that flannel jacket though. It has been quite warm in NY. I could understand if it was wardrobe, but it's his regular clothes. He must be sweating his cute little booty off.
Just take it all off Rob. You will feel much much better. You would feel alot cooler, but it would make the whole entire female (and some male) population of the world hot as f*ck though..

lol! i've been wondering the same thing! even @ 7am here in Jersey, it's already in the 70s. i can imagine in the city where there's no breeze the humidity makes it even hotter. he just needs to TAKE IT ALL OFFFFFFFFF!

And you know he's a sweaty guy. LOL!!! Can you imagine how sweaty he is under all that? Mmmmmmm, imagining sweaty Rob.

I know you would think he would be uncomfortable and hot.

*mmm sweaty Rob* The only man in the world that I would think sweating was sexy for!

I know. That's the first thing I think of everytime I see him in the long sleeves and flannels. We know he sweats alot. There of pics of him in short sleeves sweaty as all h*ll!.lol

He must just like to sweat. He has said he is a "dirty boy"
*thinking of how dirty I would like to get with Rob* DAMN! *drool* *faint*

Hmmm...I think it's just a bout time to take that dirty boy into the shower and get him all cleaned up.

*sigh*

lol

Oh my God ... Oh my God ... Oh my God. Dear Lord the thoughts that I am having. I am blushing at work right now.

*Sigh*

the lord should make Rob a sin, knowing what he DOES and makes us THINK about is totally not good for our health...
tisk tisk *slaps hand* shame on me for having dirty thoughts!

but make sure no one notices your blushing -- once i tried to lie...wasnt a pretty ending afterall...but it was TOTALLY WORTH IT!

I'm not too concerned. All the guys at the office swoon over Megan Fox all the freaking time. So they can get over it.

I'm probably going to hell anyway.

good point there, they have their pleasures, and we have ours.

"Here come the MAN in black man in black
he wont let you remember

Nah nah nah
The good guys dress in black remember that"

:P

That is too true. Love him in his plaid and black...mmmm.

ROFL!
GREAT slice of meat...couldn't have put it better myself!

God that suit looks effin great on him...I want to run my hands over it.

I wanna run my hands under it!!!

LOL I was getting there!! Over the suit was foreplay!

To hell with the foreplay! I just wanna get right to it!!!

LMAO!! ;)

i died laughing when i read your comment! you and i both!!! sooooo hot!!

oh my god! what a stud hes so freakin hot

omg sooo sexseiiiii!

I do believe that I crave him more than chocolate now....and I LOVE my chocolate!

there my sexy man! damn that plaid looks good on him =]

agreed! plaid is my new favorite color =)

aww Emilie looks pretty,Rob looks like Rob,puurfect hehe

Him and Emilie look totally hot together, dont they...

So happy and content...

**wink**

LMAO

Hello Sexy

my my you are evil to your bitches with all this talk of pairing Rob with his latest leading lady *wink*. LMAO

Um...no Effing!

REMILIE is NEVER going to happen because Kristen is pregnant with his baby and they are getting married!

lol

Oh, that's right! How could I have forgotten?!

Thanks for putting that into perspective for me, Sparkly!!

LOL




________________________________

LOL

No problem, any time!

*runs away yelling*

TEAM ROBSTEN RULES!!!!!

HELL NO THEY DONT

REMEMBER HE ALMOST PUCK WHEN HE SAW HER

DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THAT PIC AGAIN??

Yea, well did you read the CAPTION on that pic!?!?!?

LMAO...

Ok, I'll give you that she does look very pretty. I really like the dress. And nice legs by the way.

Rob may give her a second glance, but once he realizes it is Emilie, he won't care. LOL

Ha! Time will tell, i guess...you know he is getting some of that! She is on rebound from divorce, and he is just horny!

LOL

They are SO doing each other.

HAHAHAHAHA!




________________________________

Oh my goodness, Effing! I leave town for a few days and you have Rob and Emilie all cuddled up in bed! LOL

What did I miss? When I left the tabloids had Kristen pregnant, then I see a magazine in San Francisco that says it's over, the I get back home to my laptop and you have Emilie all snuggled up with hime already?!

Next time I definately take my laptop with me. I guess I missed everything!!!!

Noooo ... I refuse to believe it ... never.

Lmao .
Effing you just love making us jealous about Rob and Emilie huh?

Well, I've come to the conclusion that I dont care as long as he's happy (and getting some if he's horny) LOL.
Im giving her a chance!

No, I dont enjoy making people jealous. But, me being the natural sh*t stiring b*tch that I am, I love to get all the "Robsten" people worked up...

You know I like to keep a good convo going, cause I am nice like that. LOL

 



________________________________

*holding fingers in my ears*

LALALALALALALALA

NOT LISTENING!

LOL

LMAO!!

She's insane if she hasn't tried!!

You gotta love a man in his suit! <3 Hot!

Well I don't think we can get much better than Rob in a suit unless he gets caught with no clothes on, Baahaha can you imagine what the comments would be like if that happened to appear

LOL

WDR, your man was looking good last night on True Blood. Of course he doesn't compare to our Rob, but he is my second favorite right now. I wished he would just punch Bill right in the mouth and take Sookie off in the sunset ... or night .. I guess.

OMG...I freaking love you for saying that, I have come against some pretty harsh comments for saying exactly the same thing as you said. I HATE BILL!!! Of course in the tv series they are making him out to be this sexy vamp who is so in love with sookie, but in the books he is a complete butthhole so my feelings have been set from the start.

Eric is just lush and I loved him from the very first book, he's honest funny and damn straight laced when it comes to sookie, and I only got to love him more by the 9th book, I can't wait for book 10 next year and also the short stories coming out in October.

Series 1 off true blood starts here on Fri, I have it set to come on, I'm really looking forward to it so I can drool over Eric, though I think he looks even better in series 2!

And as much as I love Rob, I'm afraid I would choose my man over him anyday, but both at the same time would be wonderful *sighs* nice pictures in my head! LOL

Yeah, I have to agree. He is much more of an a$$ in the books, but I can't stand how wimpy he is around Eric. Sookie could kick his a$$ any day of the week. Eric just takes control and is such a bada$$. I love it . And the sexual tension between them this season is awesome.

"Sooookaaaay is maaaahhhnnnn."

I just think Bill is hot on the television series. Not sure I would like him all that much after reading the books; heard he's a real jerk. Ugh.

As for Eric, I cannot stand him on the show (he's so mean lol), but he is growing on me. ;) And of course, those yummy tracksuits of his help each week....*slinks into chair*

Did you know that "Eric" is in LadyGaga's new video Paparazzi? rofl
Enjoy season one! :)

LMAO... You have to read the books they are amazing and no fade to black like twilight, though my eyes where popping out at some off the things they get up to, and I believe the series is just as bad LOL

now you have to love Eric, no actually continue to let him get on your nerves, Erriiiccc is maaaahhnnnnn!! Bahahahahaha Did you know before he was turned into a vampire he was a viking! Damn my mouth waters just thinking about it, big dirty sexy viking, I would do so many rude things to him...oops *goes and sit on hands before I have to moderate myself* LMAO

And yes I seen her with her paws all over her and I still want to claw her eyes out LOL

Deedee, I just finished the 2nd book. All I can say is....

ERIC IN PINK SPANDEX!!!!!

Bean I laughed for hours at that, it was one off the funniest things I could ever picture in my head, and then seeing Alexander in the tv show, I really hope they make him do it cause it will make my year.

Believe it or not I have even had dreams him in the pink spandex but er only focus on one area which is described as quite on the large side! LOL

Great minds, DeeDee...check my comment above!

LOL

LMAO...I don't think everyone could handle it if any of those pictures surfaced, everyone on here would go into cardiac arrest LOL

I have no heart. I'll be safe. I can revive the rest of you - Maybe I should be selective and only revive a few chosen ones ...............

*whispering* You'll be the first *wink*

Robert is SO handsome! omg..

Wooo Mommaaaaaa... give me a piece of that RPattz MAN!!!
Ooooh GOD... how can they do this to me?? Seeing him in an effing suit does things to me... ahhhh
*drools*
Ooooh... he's so sexy... I love that man!!

oh. my. rob.
shoooooo momma! he does look good in a suit. i've seen plenty of men in suits in my days but DAYUM they just cant compare to this!!

i believe every lady on her right now is thinking "daaamn, give me a piece of that Kit-Kat bar!"

The HALE he does... *drools* I swear I have this thing for him wearing a suit... ooooh!!

Haha... nope... it's:
"Gimme a break, gimme a break... gimme a piece of that RPattz MAN!!!"
;-)

haha, i like the way the pants look on him and his...*looks around*...male area *giggles and drools at the same time* wow, thats not a good combo at all!

haha, im totally walking around singing that for now on!

*sigh*

Why do these movie production company's insist on him wearing clothes?!

Their minds are a mystery....

I should write an all nude screenplay for Pattinson. Not like I have to worry about plot, as long as he is naked, who cares?!

LOL

Um, yeah I would SOOOO go to see your movie! I'll even help you with the casting! Hey, can I be in the movie too?

LOL

Hmm...not sure. WE will have to wait and see. But since it is Pattinson nude, I am going to be very selective in leading lady role...was thinking more likemyself...But, he could be "dating", so there would be need for more than one woman in the movie...sure,you can be in it!

lol

*hugs Effing tightly*

THANKS!
Woohoo! I'm gonna be in a movie with Rob!!!!

*signing up for acting lessons*

lol

We'll probably have to wait for Bel Ami for that....that book is nothing but SEX!

SWEET!! Lets hope they stick to the book version strictly. LOL

Are there any sex scenes in Remember Me? I would imagine so.... :)

There is one "aggressive" love making scene according to the script I read.

Aggressive Sexy Rob....yup...

wow - that would extremely hot........can't wait!!!!

can't wait!!!! aggressive love scene.......hopefully it's not Monster's Ball aggressive.... yikes. lol

Nah, I think it's more like he takes charge....yum

yea, i think so...in the shower if i remember correctly. I am not 100% sure, it didnt get thru reading the damn thing. I thought it was boring. LOL

boring! :O what!?

*lightbulb turns on* oh thats right...not enough smut in there for you!
and im pretty sure there werent any heavy sex scenes in it...well definitly none to the extent we get in ff

hmmmm - a shower sex scene could be VERY hot....oh Rob, what will you do to us next? :)

exactly!! they should make the fanfics a movie and make Rob be in it! =) *blushes *

Watching him strip slowly... Teasingly... Oh Baby.. Don't be shy.. Let me help you with my teeth.. Slowly of course!

You mean...we want to see Rob in a porno!!! LMAO!!

They should just use one of the FF we read.

Speaking of porn, Rob's finger/hand porn holding that coffee cup. Just imagine him grabbing your...uh...your....hand! Yeah, right hand. (thinking of my other body parts Rob could grab with those hands)

WEll, not really a "porno"...more like um, "nude art on film".

LMAO

yeah, keep your fingers crossed for some juicyness on breaking dawn!!! bring on the naked edward in the ocean, and naked edward pulling up his khacki's, and all the love makin scenes as well............

may not be very juicy with the pg-13 rating, but we can hope. LOL

huh...
So you can chat with this grey gace, but when I was one, cuz of computer issues, you scream & run away!?!?!?!?

*sniffles* gee thanks.


If you'd been nicer you would've gotten some of the cookies i made for my return!!! :P


*walks away angry*

...


*realizes i heart & missed effing too much to stay mad*

FINE!
you can have some cookies...but NO sprinkles for you!!


*throws bag of burnt, sprinkle less cookies at effing*


Enjoy ;)


LOL

oh I'll be doin a whole bunch of hoping lmao!

lmao!! or he could just be a nude male model maybe...?

Um, no...I wanna see his ding-a-ling in motion!!!

LOL

well at least your honest about what you want! lmao

LMFAO!

lmao!!! haaa!

LMAO

We neeeed a porno already! What kind of management does The Pattz have?! I think it would be a pretty smart move for his career! Unicorns for all! ;)

OH HELL YEAH!!

MAKE SURE YOU LET THEM KNOW that HE CAN ONLY WEAR A TIE LMAO

Ha!!

Okay...Tie and some stubble on the face. Got it.

LOL

*sobs*

It's a conspiracy, to make wolf girls, believe Rob looks good in a suit.

*Runs to look at Tay in a suit*

Whew...close one.

Hey TWP - Nothing against Rob but I am really sick of these daily, look what he's wearing, drinking etc posts about Rob. Where are the wolves? Why hasn't Summit released something more about them? We should start a campaign to get more wolf releases from them.

*gets pic of Rob in suit*
*grabs TWP and shoves picture in her face*
I know you mean it!!
now say that Rob looks good in a suit!
*Edward Cullen's voice* say it....

*Smirks*

He can't compare to Alex. *blows raspberries at Robward* Take that. LOL!

OH-NO-YOU-DID-NOT!!!!!!!

*glaring at TWP*

*pouring a bucket of smelling salts on her head*

There... i think that ought to wake you up from the delusions!!!

I didn't!!

*Inhales the scent of the smell salts. Snaps out of it, and shakes my head* What happened? I feel as if I were in a nightmare.

It is a conspiracy! LOL! Now the vamps are after me. *clings to you* Save me!

(Guess what I'm listening to on the radio. Slumdog Millionare soundtrack!!)

Jai Ho!!!!!! LOL Weird songs in that movie!!! One of the worst compositions of AR Rahman! I can suggest much much better songs of his :-)
------
Oh yes TWP you were in a night mare - down below even PIMSY was about to succumb to the tie wearing VAMP!!

SNAP OUT OF IT!!

you almost came to the truth!

go back & look at that beauty of ROB

TAY IS TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!!! LOL & ROB CANNOT BE COMPARE TO HIM!!

Tay is legal in my state, and okay for me to look at! LOL!

I'll stay on the darkside.

*Concentrates on Tay in a suit*

lol i kno rite we need some more wolf action

lol! Yes we do! I neeeeeeeeeeed it.

Nice avatar! lol.

*runs after TWP*
*brings her back*
LOOK... you know he looks DAMN good in that suit!!
Keep looking...

;-)

Lalalalala.

I can't hear you!!

*Closes eyes and thinks of Alex*

I will not look at Rob. I will not look at Rob. Rob is not hot.

*grabs TWP tighter*
*screams louder*
LOOK, TWP... keep looking... you KNOW he is oh so dreamy in that suit... so very dreamy and sexy.. admit it... no need to lie to yourself!!

LOL

*jumps in*
Looks like your outnumbered Ceci!

*looks around at vamps in Rob post and laughs at self*

There is so much moaning going on in here, I doubt they will hear you scream! *evil grin*

LOL

LMAO... umm... not my Mexican parents... umm they like tomatoes, but uh... I don't think they walk on them for pleasure... LMAO ;-)

LMAO!!! Well what do you do with tomatoes?

So your Mexican-American? :)

LMAO
I can't even put those damn question marks, what type of Hispanic woman am I? LOL
Oh God, what was that about you liking to walk on sand and on tomatoes? haha... oh Pimsy I'm liking you!!

*sees Pimsy walk away*

LAUGH!!!!!!

LOL!

Err...

I thought you would know...its a Spanish tradition I hear...or maybe they throw it on each other...not sure :P

*rolls eyes*
Pimsy, Pimsy... cuando aprenderas a tener paciencia?
There will NOT be a fight *face palm* Howlie was not here to fight... she came to stop any fighting if there should be any... silly girl... I don't need my vamps... I can handle myself very well...

LOL

*smug look*

¿Hay un libro en la mesa? Me gusta caminar sobre arena y tomates secos.



I like a vamp that can defend herself. I can admire that! Since you did not cower I will let you live, for now.



*walks away towards wolf pack*



LOL

*jumping in between Ceci and TWP*

*talks Yoda style*

Wolf sister you shall not harm

The Force is with us!

LOL... you DORK... "the Force is with us"
*covers mouth*
Hahaha... good one!!!

HAHAHA!!

Won't be long now...

**rubs hands together, while laughing devilishly**

LMAO

LMAO!!

*Concentrates on my avatar*

Look at that hiney! Rob who? bwahahaha.

Don't blame ya there....that is a very nice, tight a$$...Yummy Alex. LOL

I like the first one, when he has that little smirk
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
He always looks good in a suit...even better that usual which isn't very good for us haha.

Emilie looks adorable.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
the dress is so cute, and I'm not a fan of flowery dresses, but it looks so good on her.
She looks like a little doll haha.

That is a good pic of him...looking like he rolled right out of bed! lol

Not fond of the dress she's wearing, I have to say! She's adorable anyway! ;)

Haha I think he did roll out of bed not long before this pic was taken.
Emilie is really a cutie, she is so petite, it's almost like she isn't real haha.

I really like the cut of the dress...not so much the florals...but the rest is cute. She is adorable IMO.

he is so hot!!!

I love those jeans....just in general they look good on him. He just looks so tired though. Poor guy. Even with that, he is looking good. And Rob in suits is a beauitful treat. My Monday just got tons better. Looking foward to seeing him next Thursday at Comic-Con.

Those in plaid were probably taken early in the morning. They say he was there at 8 o'clock..so maybe he was just sleepy.:)

Yeah, probably. I know I look like that so early on a Monday morning. Ick.

oh wow handsome

5th? On a Rob post!!!! YEAH!!!!!

I screamed like a kid getting candy when I saw this pic. He is so freakin sexy!!! I just want to pull him by that tie and show him some lovin! ;)

I knew we would see a "Rob filming. Day:??" today!

I was thinking exactly the same thing about that tie!!!! ;)))))))

We are AWEsome!!
Rob+tie=sex god!

*small voice*
I like it when he wears a tie...

Ok Pims, you might appreciate this, but the description under this rob/suit pic just sent me into hysterics (I hadn't actually read it before now, does that make me shallow?)

On the last rob-in-a-suit-Remember-Me post I commented that the cut of his suit was a bit standard and that he picks them out better himself. Nobody "Liked" it, Nobody commented. Seems like SOMEBODY was listening though. ROTFL!!!

Check it out......if you want to.

My little fashionista, you!

Sorry I didn't notice your previous comment about Rob's suit.
I would have "liked" it.
*clicks like on Darcy's comment*

Did you read NMM's description on the above picture, though, that's what makes my earlier comment funny.

My other comment was last week I think.

LMAO!

Mr. Darcy you are too cute! Yes I did read that. He picks his own outfit.



"Yeah, Rob picks out suits that he wears on his own time better–but complaining about the fit of this suit is like complaining about a T-bone when you wanted filet mignon."



You still think he picks them out better? ;)

ugh whats happening to us wolfgirls its like we've never seen rob in a suit before. overcome the urge. look away look away! its not healthy. think of alex, taylor, Chaske, and think of the wolfpack...better than that think of them all shirtless=D we all kno no one can resist that=D

*nodding head vigorously*

Yes yes --- tell it to them...

*pointing at some wolf girls*

Chasssssskkkeee!!!

*eyes glaze over*

I knew it PIMSY!! No one can resist his hotness. lol :)

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Ops! Comp effed up! You get the message though...*wink*

Whew!!! I def got the message! LMAO!
And you know you like it, when he makes you shiver. hehe

He has no hotness to resist cjean! He is cold as ice! ;)

Jesus christ, we get it PIMS!! One comment is enough!!!!

ROFL!!

LMAO!! NEVER type under the influence of LSD!! Bad combination!

He has no hotness to resist cjean! He is cold as ice! ;)

He has no hotness to resist cjean! He is cold as ice! ;)

He has no hotness to resist cjean! He is cold as ice! ;)

*giggles*
Hehe.. I heard that ;-)

OH!!

**hurries to reply to BFF's comment so she cannot edit it**

BUSTED!!

LMAO

*regrets comment, runs back to edit*

Damn it!



BFF!!!

What I meant was that he looks LESS repulsive wearing that tie! *avoiding eye contact, rubbing neck*

LOL

Don't try to fight it, pimsy. Once you're dazzled, you're DAZZLED. ;)
*passes pimsy a cheeseburger*

A-whaaaaaaaat!?

Okay! Thats it! I'm never saying anything nice about Rob again!
Plus who wants a guy who is effed up in the head and paranoid?

No, thank you, I already ate.
*What the hell was in that burger? She can't fool me!*

LOL

It's just cheese in the burger! Honest! Nothing else. ;)
*adds another slice to cover sparkle dust* lol

*pats BFF on shoulder*

Oh, I KNOW what you meant..no worries, your secret is safe with me, as usual...

**whispers** by the way, I got this really cool cleaner for our Pattinson shrines, wanna borrow it?!

**looks around to make sure nobody heard**

lol

AHA!!!!

Gotcha! I heard you!!

*tapping foot and waiting for PIMSY's reaction*

**turns to see IHowl standing there**

SH*T!!!

**shoves Ihowl away from me and BFF**

**turns to BFF**
..Quick...go, now before she is onto us!!!

**sees Ihowl looking at us**

**punches BFF in the side of the head for good measure**

**turns to Ihowl**

Err, um...you wolf girls suck and I dont like any of you!!

**turns to walk away, winks at BFF**

LOL

*falls on the floor*
Ouch! What was THAT for...err...*see Ihowl glaring*

You stupid VAMP! Stay away from MY post! Err...
*laughs nervously*

Fine, I'll go to MY post! *looks around for wolf post*

FINE! I'll log off!

*shouting at Effing*
Use some deodorant!

*winks, mouthing "Call me"*

*looking at all the crazy things Effing does to PIMSY*

*looks at PIMSY lying on the side walk not knowing WTH just happened*

*shaking head and rolling eyes*

*dragging PIMSY away with her*

lmao!

Ahem...

Do I need to bring the smelling salts bucket that I dumped on TWP for you too PIMSY???

Socializing with Vamps is rubbing off on you!

hey you socialise with Vamps to. The man is hot you can deny it but you know it's going to sound wrong...... lol

What do you mean? You say that like socializing with us is a bad thing! Geeze!

I am nothing but a good influence on ALL my friends!

LOL

*talking in Military/Army style*

*motioning Effing to Left (Vamp post)*
*pointing to self, motioning to right (Wolf post)*

*Mouthing words*
Effing you take the Vamp post and I will take the Wolf post...

Make sure none of the girls escape out innocent - we can and will will accomplish this mission
*fist bump*

**bumps Ihowl's fist**

**stiff nod**
..Will do...These poor ba$tards dont stand a chance!!

**goes off to fulfill mission**

LOL

*clearing throat*

Yes, yes Effing definitely you are a very good influence on everyone here

*inching away from Effing's taser*

I never meant anything insulting by that - I am trying to get you girls your share of Rob w/o any wolf girls on it...

See?? Ain't I a good girl?? :-)

Hmm.. *eyes narrow*..okay!

...No worries, IHowl...I jump the fence all the time, I dont care when the wolf-girls do it too. LOL...I like to share...

Yes, you are a good girl too...Between the two of us, we have the "innocence" level completely covered on this site!

LOL




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*hits head on keyboard*

It ALL NMM's fault! They need a wolf post 24/7!!!!!!

Plus 4tw is not around, and you and the girls were MIA...

Damn it! Yes I was...only cuz they promised not to bite me...for now! LOL

lier lier pants on fire!!!!!

You are just admiring the beuty that is Rob it's ok we do the same with the wolf pack occasionally......... lol soooooo busted!!!!!!

If I sing - believe me when I say this - my screen will shatter.

I would hate to lose a new iMac...

No jealousy sister! I know my weaknesses BUT the day you dance with someone Bollywood style - I will consider myself betrayed!

lmao!

OOH!! Hey Howly!!!!! Just saw you and am off and running in a bit, but.. but... *hurt* You only Bollywood with PIMS?
I wanted to Bollywood too. I even bought black hair dye so I could look more authentic and less like a wanna-be. LOL
(Can we do the stick one like in Bride and Prejudice with the Mr. Wickham guy? Minus the Mr. W though. Although I could pretend I'm uncoordinated and just hit him with sticks.. that would be dancing AND violence at the same time.. my perfect combo.."
LOL

LOL! I couldn't find any reply boxes so I had to use my email!

NoNoNoo I can do Bolly with anyone - provided you can keep up with me!!
But of course! Bride and Prejudice dance was a very very nice one - I can be Lalita and you can by Jaya - see little sis and big sis :-)

Okie dokes??



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Yayayayyayayay!!! *gives Howl HUGE hugs* Yes, yes. see, baby sis? We will be so cool!!!

*runs to dye hair*

lol

No, no, no! I would never think of it!

There is only one person I Bolly with, and that is you, my wolf sister! LOL

How is LaPush?

Oh... ok go sing some duets with MP3 may be that would take your mind off from ogling at Vamps...

ROTFLMAO!!!!

you are pushing one of your pack into the arms of a Vamp???

Shame on you!

Mmhh do I detect jelousy????

But, but I'm not ogling Rob... I just mentioned his tie!

Me and my stupid mouth! LOL

Duets with MP3?? How do you know about...Wait! *arches eyebrows*

I'm sensing some jealously...
Do you want me to sing duets with you???

LOL

UGH! I am sososoososo disappointed in you PIMSY...

If only you had looked hard enough I was there in the previous posts...

Well anyway - You were never known for your Patience anyway - SO does that mean if there is no wolf post long enough you will turn in to a Vamp girl??

*pencil and notepad in hand to write down PIMSY's comment*

*lower lip trembling*

NO! Never!!!!!!

I'm just not the quite type...I hate to wait until a post comes along...

I need to harass someone, pick a fight, lick, hump, etc...

LOL

4th? He looks good but this is like a repeat of what we saw before.

shiiiiiiiitttttttt he looks HOT

reminds me of The Office !!!

ummm he can be my boss !! ")

& take my undies everytime we have MEETINGS *wink*

LMAO

OMG! that is so true! He is one Beautiful Ba$tard!!!

i hope you have an account set at La Perla for when you run into a suited up Rob :)

Oh My Holy Hot Robert Pattinson!!!..

Damn!! The man looks GORGEOUS in a suit!!!!

He is gorgeous in anything and nothing too!!

Geez! Rob you have way to much power over us...

You can be doing nothing and still look HOT!

lol!

OMG that suit..that body in the suit

that tie...the things I could do with that tie

ahhh LTCB you are right that man has so much power god he is effing gorgeous

love that man in plaid love him in anything or preferably nothing

Oh yeah the tie can be used in so many ways..

heheha!!

LOL!!

LOL, today I wish the moderators would just let us be so I could discuss all that I would do with that tie!!

OMG...I feel the same way leydylaura...TO is the best...and TO Edward rocks...and this...makes my dreams come true!!!

LMAO. Nice one, Leydy. *wink*

All productivity would fly out the window if I had The Pattz for a boss. It's hard enough to concentrate with my very own 'BootlegRob' at work and he doesn't even look like Rob all that much. Well, if you squint your eyes a bit and tilt your head to the left, he does. *sigh* Erm. Time to get new glasses. lol

Is it just me or are his lips parted in that first pic?!!!?
Mhmmmm....

**nose to screen**

yup definitely parted

**drools**

lol

**hands Agava a shamwow** lol

LOL

I had to google that word :) Never heard it before;)

Thanks Hun, I needed that ;D

LMAO!!
It's a little joke someone started here on NMM. I don't know who, but it's hilarious. As long as we have our shamwows, let the drooling begin. ha!

Lmao
Now Im picturing everything that happened in T.O.

He does look spectacular in those black pants doesnt he?

Makes me want to grab him by his tie and ......


Uhm. Yeah. You get the idea. LOL.

LMAO!!
You are cracking me up!! Hell yeah, he could be my boss! I can type, dictate, run errands, run my hands over your body, give unicorns, anything and everything! You know it!

He looks soooo freaking hot in that suit!! I LOVE a man in a suit.

and looky looky what we have here......FINGER/HAND PORN holding that coffee cup!!! Why does that turn me on? He's holding a coffee cup? I don't know, but it's sexy as hell!!

YES MR. PATTINSON

"ANYTHING YOU NEED Mr. Pattinson, IM READY FOR....."

"OOOOH YES"

"PLEASE MR. PATTINSON, RIGHT THERE"

That beautiful bastard Knows how to work those meetings!

hahahahahah i was thinking the exact same thing!!

He has a real good grip on that coffee cup! Lovin that finger porn. :)

Definitely!

He can be anything he wants......quarterback, doctor, etc!! LOL

It all looks good and hot as hell!!

A bad ass, a shampooist, a lawyer! God, I love fanfic! ;)

LOL!! Me too!!

Oh, the shampooist, how could I POSSIBLY forget that one!!

Would love a good shampooing....especially the kind he gives! lol

oh he can use his magic fingers on me anytime

he is sooo hotttt :) i totally agree he can pull off anything

dont forget beautiful vampire lol

Hear, hear! ;)
or is here, here the correct term? I always see both. :x lol

Never could forget that! Have the movie near me at all times! LOL

3rd :D Thats good!

Just finished reading a version of the script:) I thought the story was insanely good! Can not wait to see this movie too ... And the end was fantastic!

And Rob looks great soo hot :)

First?

Nope. Oh well, just a Rob post, lol.

Wolf news has been a bit slow lately ::whimpers::

<3 <3 <3

i know rite its like rob rob rob im gettin so used to it im staring to like him more lol but not as much as my wolves. we needs some more wolf action.

btw: nice avatar :D

<3 <3 <3

lol your looks just as amazing=)

You two just made me do a huge double-take. I thought you were talking to yourself until I looked closer. Brilliant.

Just a little wolf chat on this little Edward post here :D It is kind of funny looking though, hehe.

<3 <3 <3

lol=D

Hello gorgeous! God!!! I love some scruffy Rob!

Holy Sh*t, I'm first!!

congrats on first! and how funny you barely even noticed u were first

LOL Thanks!

I was preoccupied with the pics!

congrats CC!

Thank you! ;)

Nice!
Congrats on first!

Thanks! :D

Woo hoo!!!
1st and on a freakin hot Rob post!!
Rob in a suit!
Scruffy Rob and.......

Rob's hand/finger porn!!

God I know!! Rob overload!

Life is just grand today!! LOL

i know!!! his hands are so beautiful...*sigh*

Congrats on the holy grail, a.k.a 1st on a rob post! :)

Thanks! This is such a wonderful day!!

*sighs*

LOL

Kudos on first cclore!!

Woo-hoo!

*does happy dance for Cclore*

*does happy dance with Effing*

Thank you so very much!!

It's quite embarassing how excited I got! LMAO!

No, what is embarassing is how excited I got FOR you!!

LMAO

**continues to dance**




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Yeah!! You got first on a Rob post! Congrats! :)

Thanks! :)

wooo hooo congrat!

Thank you! Thank you very much! lol

wohoo! first on a Rob post congrats cc!

Thanks! :D

Never done that before! Hell yeah, that's exciting! LOL