Has Mike Welch been drinking?

Who has a better beard? "You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing." Um ok.... have you seen Robs stubble covering that delicious jaw of his...get it together Newton!!

lol

There's no jawporn with Chuck Norris, that's for sure! ;)

LMAO! No there isn't, just jaw ;)

I don't think theres any kind of porn with Chuck :)

Unless maybe creepy scary @ss porn LOL

Whoever dresses Rob,

Can you please put him is tight jeans some time?

I am tired of seeing those saggy butt jeans and you can't even see "his" outline at all.

Thank you very much! OhE

If i ever help him get dressed....

I triple promise with cherries on top...to put him in some nice tight jeans *wink*

I'm sure that, if you had him for yourself, he wouldn't be dressed at all ^^'

I'd let him wear a watch :)

Does that count? LOL

Lol! Sweet of you ;)
But no, it doesn't count.. plus a watch is not sexy, it is? xD

Oh well.....it's the most i was going to allow :)

I guess he'll "dining with the crew and he'll be naked" lol

Lol, sure!

Let's imagine he's naked, with a guitar, playing and singing for you... I guess we see that on movies only xD
There are photos though, where we can see him with tight jeans, sort of, and a leather jacket.. Not entirely, but I take it anyway ^^'

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

Blasphemy!! TSH... dude I just wrote you a comment and then POOF it disappeared!! Ugg.. just got back from jury duty and there wasn't anything on NMM and all of a sudden ALL of this jumps out at me *sighs* I can't keep up today.... stupid piece of crap jury duty... *sighs*

I miss the HALE out of you =)

jury duty....interesting case!

Sorry girl...a bit tipsy and I'm seeing all sorts!

LMAO... hmm should have noticed what with all those "hics" going on in the site... lol!! Well, at least you're having fun... LOL hope you're seeing "good" sorts!!

CHUCK IS BUTT UGLEY. rOB IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

CHUCK IS ROBS LONG LOST BROTHER!!!

lol. Yeah, he's not a looker.. but I still like Chuck. He's bada** when it comes to karate. ;)

I wouldn't want to see Rob after a bar fight with him...that's for sure LOL

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

I will have to check my parents 70's stash and get back to you on that one. LOL

ROTF

If you find any...please don't show me LMAO

Blindness would be rampant!!

It certainly would after i'd gouged out my own eyes LOL

It's very difficult to comment when you have an Avatar like that.....

Garry.....*sigh*

nooooo... I would never let you do an Odeipus..
*grabs nicnixs shoulders*
*turns off VHS ;-)*

Breathe, breathe Chuck is gone now and it wil remain hidden in my father's closet or maybe I should do a bonfire up on the cliff. LOL

*looks at avatar*
Yeah.. it does give you that tingly feeling..LOL

Please go with the bonfire...

We can't think only of our own safety...

Avatar - tingly.....that's putting it mildly LOL

Dracula or Sirius....trying to choose the sexist one :) hmmm i can't.....

*light bulb*

*jumps up and down*

Both.. Sirius one day and Dracula the next.

*time for dress up with Gary*

LMAO! He does kinda look creepy. And he's super annoying on those workout infomercials. lol

That's because Mike's focusing on the hair, not the JAW!! I mean, look at the two pictures, now look at the bone structure!! Need I say more??

Okay, just one more thing, what's the interviewer trying to do? Idiot!!

But the jaw is the backbone of the beard! LOL

That's what I mean......Mike's ignoring the most amazing, beautiful hypnotic part of the beard. Rob wins hands down.

Oh, what does he know. Even my husband appreciates Rob's looks!!

Well I must remind you, Chuck doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's another fist to knock you out with. LMAO chuck norris jokes are funny.....I just found out that Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris PJ's. ROFL!

Ok, its mostly out of my system, I can keep it under control.....Chuck Norris once broke both his legs in a car crash and proceeded to walk it off. LOL! Ok, I promise that was the last one.

Yeah - how did this interview get turned into a Rob/Churck Norris showdown? What kind of publicity tour is Mike Welch on??? He's been doing a lot of interviews lately....and they always get kinda weird....hmmmm

Because he is just "saucy" enough to answer those questions.. HE HE HE HE

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

Kim I have been drinking *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck

LMAO

LOL he does ;) like brothers ;)
now if I only could remove a pic of Chuck in tight pants from my head... :P

You've been drinking too???

where was the big party LOL

my life is the big party so I can drink without a reason :D

LMAO

see I am not the only one that see the likeness!!!


Maybe Robs mom had a thing for Chuck!!

eww...i think we all need to be drinking

LMAO

One thing to say

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

test

LOL who doesn't have a thing for Chuck!! ;) ahhh Chuck *dreamy sigh*

**goes to the kitchen, opens fridge, grabs a bottle of vodka**

OK I can't take this being sober

LOL

LMAO

fantastic!!!

I swear he does!!!

Or maybe its the alcohol....

eww... that's not a pretty image.... I suggest more alcohol and a Rob Patz movie to help get rid of that

robert pattison is sexy with his messy hair and blue eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

You're drunk TSH? No kidding! You've just posted the same thing three times.... LMAO!

She posted it 6 times LMAO

nmm is not working...

I'm not doing jack...I keep getting error messages!

WHY DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF A GUY WITH HIS ABS SHOWING TOTES NOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS TAYLORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

AND HIS INFAMOUS 8 PACK....IF YOU WERE A FAN YOU WOULD KNOW THIS!

LMAO!!! You're definitely drunk!!!

am not!!! *hiccup*

ROB ALL THE WAY!!!!
chuck norris = girl compared to rob; his beard has NO NO NO competition with rob's amazingness.
and how could you even think chuck norris looks better than rob in anything? they could both be wearing trash bags and rob would look like a moviestar!!

LMAO :D

agreed! obviously mike welch needs to make an appointment with his optometrist stat! seriously, no competition ahahaha and the stubble is one of the sexiest things ive seen in a long time!!!!

OMG! Is Mike Welch on drugs? What the hell has he been smoking? LOL! Comparing Robs to Chuck? No way!

that is his choise what he does,dont you think

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I think that chuck norris wins for his berad but Robert Pattison is H-O-T like totes his is so cute 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Michael Welch everywhere just now???? Come on....he's hardly a lead chararcter, he's there for all of 5 minutes :)

I feel like shouting the line -

You stood up once, and it was a foam board!!!!!!!!!

LOL

LOL good one!!

I have nothing against Mike but I wish they posted some Volturi news instead lol

Pics would be much appreciated!!!!!

WTF Summit??????

Yes....Volutri news please!!!! There are a buch of guys who are getting no media pimping out at all :)

Seriously what can you ask Mike about his chararcter - how does it feel to play someone boring who's major part in the film involves going to the cinema and throwing up :)

NEXT lol

Yeah!! How much can you say about that??

Oh c'mon I really feel a huge need to get some Volturi stuff!!! Anything!!!

Hey NMM is still pi***ng me off, each time I post a comment I get an error note, and I can't refresh the site, I need to go back through the homepage or through disqus...

will this ever end

urgh

God i can see the interview now -

-How did you get into character Mike?

-Well i went to the cinema, and then i stuck my fingers down my throat :)

lol

LMAO!!!!

Yeah and as I didn't succeed the first time I had to repeat it several times. I really got into the character I wanted to feel exactly what he felt. So I was practising it like few times a day. And I finally succeeded. I was really proud of myself. Not many people have the courage to do that. And I did it. I had problems with my throat and stomach later on, but hey, anything for the big movie

LOL

I like Mike just as much as the next person, but no Volturi or werewolf interviews? Come on people.

Me, too. I wonder how long this will go on. Hopefully they'll get this fixed.

Hey, I like Mike and his character, Mike. Good supporting charater, good guy. Not the guy who gets the girl, but a regular guy. The guy we all know, or knew in high school. A late bloomer who comes into his own in college or later.

Maybe you don't appreciate him because of the way they portray him in most ff, as a jerk

I know :) Bless him :) I'm just joking ;)

....although he is a little dull for me....but then i like an edgy kind of guy...not a bad guy...just deep and edgy :) lol

I'm a little hacked off waiting for the pack and volturi interviews :)

Me, too. I like guys with edge in real life. Mike wouldn't be attractive to me. I just like to stick up for the underdog.

(oh, no! Now I have the Underdog theme song stuck in my head! See what you have done!)

LOL

Sorry :) I like the underdog too.....Megan Fox is my underdog :)

Mike was just picked up by my mock-dar today lol :)

i think Mike has a lot of free time on his hands.....Kristen & Rob are all filming other projects and Mike is stuck twidling his thumbs talking about Chuck Norris for the love of god!

LOL

It does seem incredibly random :)

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

*takes TSH bottle away from her*

YOU are never getting this back missy!!!!! Blasphemy!!!

*whispers*

Maybe a little bit :)

LOL see im not seeing things!

HeeHee TSH

Foam Board!!! *wipes tears* lmao Nic

ROTF

Sorry it's the first thing that came to mind!!

*slaps self being Jessica style mean to Mike*

LoL

But it was a great one!!

**hands Nic "I am cool and funny" sticker**

LOL

*takes sticker*

*blushing*

Thanks...i didn't think anyone else would laugh at that :) I'm a bit random lol

You're the best

**gives Nic a big bear hug**

lol

Mike Welch bores me. Can we please have someone else now, Please?

He bores me so much...i'm not even sure if i'm bored by Mike the character or mike the actor more!!!

Talk about life imitating art lol

LOL

Oh, come on, both Mikes are cute!

Not Robward cute, but cute nontheless. Not a star but a supporting character. I like him.

LOL :)

Right missy...

*gives i love Mike T shirt to Breesmom*

Wear this with pride and be prepared to defend him!!! :)

I'm already defending Megan Fox and i get loads of trouble for that :) LOL

LoL

I forgot you're Team Meg and I actually was wondering whether you could send little Eddie on a mission to her house, but then bit my tongue I didn't write anything

LOL

I do love Megan!!!!

*stern look*

Don't say anything bad about her.....if you want to live :) lol

**hangs head in shame**

hey I didn't say anything, Meg rocks LOL

Yeah Meg Rocks !!!

*waves flag*

Just get me an Underdog shirt. That way I can champion whoever needs defending at the moment...

I do like Mike, I think he can hold his own, though.

*hands over an under dog t-shirt*

There are going to be lots of days you need to waer this on here lol

Thanks, Nicnixs, I'll wear it with pride!

*wink*

Good, i have my Megan one on right now....am getting a serious butt kicking for wearing it too LOL

Stop slapping yourself! Funniest thing I've read all day!!! :D

I will try hard to come up with something better then :) lol

*hugs*

LMAO! hahaha - I couldn't agree more......his character had a bigger part in the book - I think he's confused. But I'd probably do the same if I were him....do interviews talking about Rob all the time. Scratch that - I'd BE with Rob all the time.

No we can have Mike and Rob together - Welchinsson sounds terrible LOL

We don't "NEED" Mike.......I don't anyway.....lol

hahahaha that was hilarious. i literally just started laughing out loud =]

Of course Rob smells like Heaven!!!!

Of course Rob looks better in tight jeans!!!

I think Rob looks better with the scruffy look....I just prefer Rob! Sorry Chuck!

Hmm... Rob or Chuck? ... Rob or Chuck? ... Rob or Chuck?

Dang, I just can't choose!

*dripping with sarcasm*

And we're back!!!HALE yeah :D

Woo! I feel a happy dance coming on...

*happy dance**

hmmm....I'm gonna go with.....Ch...Ro...wait...gotta say Rob!!
LOL

you have 2 choose rob his so cute and hot

Congrats Spunkie!!!

Thanks!
Congrats on your first while ago too!!!

THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPETITION!

SCREW CHUCK NORRIS! The world may fear Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris fears Rob!

WOOO HOO!

chuck norris fears rob, lol(:

Nope...sure isn't!
No comparison at all!
100% Rob!

chuck's beard, i don't like it. of course rob's is better!(:
mike must have felt bad b/c he knew rob would win every question against chuck:P


and i really wanna smell rob. i hate hearing that "rob smells gross, he doesn't shower, blahblah". that's all stupid, of course rob will smell amazing<3 and oh my, rob in tight jeans, that's the, the best thing. there's nothing that rob can't look amazing in<3

I would love to be close enough to him to even get a "whiff" LOL
I wouldn't care what he smelled like I would still love every minute of it!
Rob in his button fly jeans are my favorite on him!

I think Mike is robsessed! But who wouldn't be????

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

I am sober *burp*

What?????

*mumbles*
yeah I can see it a little...maybe younger, hotter version.

LMAO!!!!

ROFL

I expected 'wtf'

instead I am greeted with 'yeah maybe' to which I have no response!! LOL

OK..here it goes..WTH? WTF??
LOL
Is that better?..I did say hotter version tho!

He missed the critial point -

Even if Chuck did smell better, looked better in jeans and had a better beard.....even if he did a little song and dance routine for ya and bought you dinner....

The ladies are still going to go home with Rob :) lol

FALSE COMPETITION! Probably designed by Chuck to get a little attention!.

I mean, look, he shares the same page with the hottest guy around!

Yeah right,

I mean what has Chuck to do with Rob/Twilight anyway???

Is he getting cast or something??

LOL

It's incredibly random.

Pleeeeaaase, no Chuck in Twilight or any movie that Rob is in. **prays to movie gods**

**prays with AlohaSD**

lol I know!!! What's the idea of comparing those two...

It's like comparing Apollo to Quasimodo

**no offence Chuck fans**

lol

ROTFLMAO!

Or like.... like...... Rob Pattinson to Chuck Norris

**no offense to Chuck fans**

LOL

My point exactly :D

i tote agree with u.

chuck should never be in a TWIGHLIGHT MOVIE.

Yeah we're onto you Chuck....let's get him and give him a beating....

um....perhaps not :) lol

Neville Longbottom is Chuck Norris's boggart

: )

Hahaha LMAO!!!

ROTF :)

Could be LOL

I've got Potter on the brain today.

Wait....that sounded bad.

No not at all.........it could have sounded way way worse :)

You put me in the mood earlier....so i got the deathly hallows out again :)

I wish the next film was here already!!! 2 weeks to go :)

I've got my tickets already : )

I wonder if there's anything akin to this site for the HP series

No, nevermind, I'd rather not know, I wouldn't have the time for it if there
was : )

No there nothing quite like it....i've looked...

I don't usually comment on web sites, but this one was just so fun to read :)

You could have some amazing HP discussions if there was :) Endless topics!! Geek out heaven *sigh*

Oh yeah Harry's coming out soon!!!

I need to get the tickets!! I think the premiere here might be at midnight!!

Yay can't wait lol

I'm so excited :) Film i'm most looking forward to this year :)

*ducks from twilighters*

LOL

well I was looking forward to it last year:D

They just kept postponing the release date forever!! That really pi***d me off. So I'm glad I'm finally gonna see it;)

**runs around waving Love HP banner**

LOL

I know!!!

I've waited long enough....and the worst part was knowing it was ready and locked away for the last few months...

I feel Bella's pain now - when Edward kept things locked away :) lol

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

Hee Hee TSH - i like it!

You got that right.
Even if Rob sat there picking his nose staring at you like a moron while you had that nice dinner with Chuck and even if Rob looked like he slept under a bridge and hadn't showered in days??...

Yep...

The ladies are still going to go home with Rob :)
LOL

Yup....

Even if he ran around the table lighting his farts and burping....

Even if he made you pay for the cab and all his drinks...and looked likey to fall asleep before the crucial moment LMAO

ROTFLMAO!!

Oh, I think I would find a way to keep him awake for that *AHEM*
"crucial moment"

Hanging his smokes from the ceiling above his bed, just out of reach might do the trick LOL

I was thinking of something that involved physical contact and isn't so cruel...
but...hmmm...I guess your idea would work too.
I suppose I could straddle him while he reached for those smokes.
LOL

Yeah that's what i thought!!! He'll keep straining upwards to reach his smokes LOL

great minds!!!

Rob Pattinson vs Chuck Norris??? DUH!!!! Rob OBVIOUSLY beats chuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol.

WTF is going on here today????????

hey why is somebody doing this to us???

why?? we're being so nice and friendly and we do kinda behave...well OK at least we're trying LOL

No competition here imho, Rob beats everyone and everything hands down. :]

What a silly question!!!!

Rob, Rob, Rob and a thousands of thousands times ROB!!!

LOL

God dammit!!! Stupid jury duty... see what it does to me?? Made me come ALL late on a Rob post... on a FREAKEN Rob post *sighs*
What the HALE is going on??

Oh God... where shall I begin w/ this Mike-barfing dude... DUDE you seriously got some problems man... Norris has BETTER scruff than ROB?!! Oh you are so very wrong young man... lol... VERY!! Rob has the sexiest scruff EVER.. matter of fact.... EVERY part of him is sexy... only HE can make it look as sexy as that... ONLY him... ok.. gotta keep looking at that Rob pic to get my energy up... off to the other posts....
*stomps out*

......Ummmmm .....Random much?

I like Chuck but, it is Rob hands down! or as some of you other amazing crazy/lovely ladies here would think and say.....everything else down as well...

Pants down...?

*innocent look*

FIRST!

DAM 2ND!!! STUPID SLOW INTERNET

awww my niece, dont worry you're first in our Twitter list :D

rob beats norris every time... :)

haaaale yeah!

i read this before on the www.4ntz.com

Are my mom and aunties there???

Well we never made it official, but I will be an auntie too!! :D

what would Chuck Norris do? paha

LOL I dunno y but i never liked norris.. ofc rob wins no matter what!

ROB PATTINSON....

THERES NO CONTEST THERE!!!!

<3 <3 <3

Rob wins all three. Hands down.

ROB ALL THE WAY!!!


THERE NO CONTEST AT ALL!

Rob!!!!!!!!!!! And that's my final answer!! lol

Michael Welch is being such a kiss-up to Rob!

Chuck Norris is the mastermind behind the Volturi....he could make Patticakes scream like a girl just by blinking!

Chucky wins. :-D

*clapping*

ROTFL

sides....hurt......

LOL!!!

evening Sir

long time no see/write

Are you well?

The website is being a pain. I just got back in, and now I can't open
individual posts. Gah. I'm replying by email, hoping that this works.

*fingers crossed*

it works it's a bit of a pain to post as it keeps giving me errors and i need to get back in afresh but hey ho I am commited (mental as well probably but we won't go there) ha ha ha

You haven't given your opinion on my e-mail yet do I take it you didn't like and being a gentleman decided to ignore???? I won't be offended, please be honest. Ta

I'll be away for the rest of the week so I hope all is well by then.

Not really my preferred genre to be quite honest. But to each his own. Or
hers.

doing anything nice for the week end?

Thank you for your honesty btw. What's your cup of tea?

Lets hope this site goes back to normal... tiresome at present.

Probably going to the zoo and/or waterpark with my wife.
Going out with some mates for dinner.

Whatever else sounds fun.


Cup of tea?
Yorkshire gold. With milk and a bit of sugar.

*hands Mr Darcy cup of tea as per specification*

I actually meant reading material but happy to provide tea, sorry no sandwiches or cakes though..... not a very good host tonight lol

Zoo/waterpark sound good espacially with this eat wave we are having over here...... musn't grumble but I could do with a breeze

Oh, literarily

I go more for coy turn of phrase and subtleties, less direct.

Well, have a great weekend.

you too A bien tot.

Never do that again, NMM. I missed you. lol

Crisis averted LOL :)

Thank God!!! Hope this doesn't happen again lol

Thank God, NMM is working now. That was the longest six minutes of my life!!!

Oh yeah that's right ;)

However I clicked "post as" and got 502 bad gateway or whatever note

I am afraid it may happen again... well here goes nothing lol

I kept getting that too, it was awful. But out life-line is back. :)

If I see 'Bad Gateway' one more time.... stupid server... :(

I know. I'm so glad NMM is back.

Six minutes? I'm glad you got access back that quickly. I just got back in now.

That was scary. : (

At the time, it let me log on to comment, but then a blank page showed up when I tried to refresh it again. Eventually I just gave up and came back later.

I'm so happy it's back now. :)

does Michael have some man crush on Rob or what? lol

Can you blame him? LOL

who doesn't have a crush on him??

No idea what I'm commenting on here (NMM is still down... Grr!)... but yeah... Rob.... Chuck Norris... blah blah blah....

I am having problems too!
hate it :(
Of course Rob over Chuck anyday ;)

LOL
this is hilarious! OF course I would pick ROB over Chuck anyday!

Hooray! Welcome back NMM.org! Don't leave us again, it's torture!

Oh, I missed NMM! If there's one more "bad gateway", I swear I'll freak!! However, these questions are plain stupid. I mean, what does that man have that Rob doesn't? Nothing! Maybe a few more wrinkles, that's all. Also, I'm starting to like this Michael Welch guy more and more!

I hate when they do these polls..

ROB IS BETTER THAN ALL OTHER MEN!!

HANDS DOWN!

IMO anyway...

Like there's really a question here!!! Rob all the way baby!!!!!

Why are the words Rob, Chuck and Contest even in the same sentence...
As if there is ANY contest!

TESTING?

One, two, one, two!

What is WRONG with the website today? We're all in freak-out mode over on twitter.

LOL!

I have no patience for Twitter!

I have no idea whats wrong...

Hence your appropriate name!

LOL

At least I can see the page now. I've been locked out most of the day. But I'm still getting another error every time I post.

It appears that the post does show up though. hmph

I'm just using my e-mail now. Screw the posts! LOL How was your book club?

???? Book club?

The discussion over at the Mike post...

Oh, yeah that seemed to get cut short when my internet went haywire.

But from what I gather it was the site?

Eh, it's still being weird so I'm just replying by email for the moment.

Yes the site is being a pain! Don't worry about the convo this morning...You can reply by e-mail btw.

Well, must be off.

See you Monday

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA!!! wOw. dISqus has been slower than slow loading for me today. HIhahhahhhahhahahah! FINALLY!!
SO..what's up??
Actually.. let me go read the article..
LOL

Yay! Isn't it fun!? Makes you wanna throw your laptop against the wall? Yes? NO? Well, then its just me. LOL

Ok.. I'm officially freaked out now. My computer said the comment didn't take and yet.. here it is..

I'm totally writing blind here..

*grabs Pimsy's hand* Gotta use wolf perception..

who do YOU think would win a fght. world champion martial artist Taylor Lautner, or Chuck Norris?.. now THERE is a question I would like to SEE the answer to.

LMAO
*holding 4tw's hand*
Don't worry, we'll get through this together!

Is that a trivial question? Who would win...hmm? Ofcourse Tay! Cuz he can fursplode and heal quckly!

*smiles ear to ear*
Did I get it? Did I win?

lol

*hugs*

YOU WON!!! YOU WON!!!!!



So.. *eyes sparkling* I will go hit the person of your choice. Just tell me who.

LOL

*waits for orders*

lol

Every now and then NMM likes to remind us just how addicted we all are.

*tries to control withdrawal symptom shakes*

No more reminders please....

please.....

: (

...

please......

They said it wasn't their fault, it was their server! Thank god that's sorted.

Ok...I'm taking up a effing collection to buy NMM a new server!

WHO'S IN???

Sure thing. This must NEVER happen again! Lol

It seems to be a continual problem...And you know what they say...

If it's broke...buy a new one!

Perhaps they were just trying to scare us.

Just in case we were thinking of getting lives, they're making sure we realize we cant live without it!

LOL
I think nmm can read my mind...

Every time I consider that I need to get a life,
nmm either posts some sextastic Rob story or the website goes down and I am brought to my senses.

I have given up...
*waves white flag*
*surrendering to newmoonmovie.org*
LOL

I know...

I was starting to think..okay, maybe I could cut down to checking a couple of times a day....

...& then its gone!!.....& I almost had a panic attack!

LOL

I'm in!
*throws pocket change and some lint into baseball cap*
*notices dirty look from Scarlet*
What? Pay day is tomorrow!
LOL

Cinderella dressed in yellow went upstairs to kiss a fellow
Made a mistake and kissed a snake,
How many doctors did it take?
1.. 2.. 3..

WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!

Scarlet, I have a Quinn personality in some ways (Full Tilt, Neil Shusterman) and everything I do I do passionately (sometimes obsessively) until it's either over or I crash and burn. If I don't sleep at some point I'm gonna crash and burn, and I'm too stubborn to let this defeat me. So, I'm going to not be on here this weekend, save up a whole lot of insults and abuse, AND then be back on Monday.. to torture your life again.. That was a warning.. meant lovingly *wicked grin*

Beware the ides of Monday. (ooh, lookit that. a literary allusion! AND a big word. ALLUSION. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm just SO SO clever!!!! LOL LOL)

Oh, and *big eyes* HOw was date night? Did the hot wax work, or are your feet as hobbitlike as ever? Thank goodness for shoes, yes? *smirk*

Later un-blood sister.

LOL

WOLFY!!!!!!! :0D

*get's it back under control*

Ok....that's cool...*sniff sniff*

FYI ALL the wolves ...DISAPPEARED! seriously...

wooooOOOOOO

Date night was GREAT! I DO love to by shoes..lol

*evil grin*

NO, they haven't disappeared, Scarlet. They're out for your.. uh.. that's right.. no blood. They're out for you and are just waiting in the forest to attack.

But don't panic, the worst they can do is kill ya. And purple smoke is so very pretty, so you'll go out in style. *smirk*

see ya! *slinks out*

LOL

I THOUGHT you said you weren't going to be back on until MONDAY????

*cheezey grin*

Can't stay away from me can ya? lol NO that's NOT a challenge. (I can hear
the rebuttal already)

And your big word WAS fabulous.

Now...you're distracting me from cooking....lol

Have a GREAT 4th!

Chuck Norris? Hahahahahahahaha! That's all I have to say lol

Chuke Norris is AWESOME! Nobody can compete with him!

Are you crazy!?
Chuck sucks!!!!
Rob Rocks!!!!

I think Rob beats everything hands down. :]

no question rob all the way especially as edward he is invincible

Isn't it called "Walker Texas Ranger" and not Texas Walker Ranger??? It is certaily called Walker T... in EUrope....
And I was so sure you were going to post a few Chuck Norris jokes on here...
I'll go first then: Chuck Norris can count to infinity... TWICE! (hope punchline is not lost in translation...)

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!

And it's called Walker, Texas Ranger here too.

Ever heard this one?
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called... "The Islands"

lol. I was wondering if anyone knew of the Chuck Norris jokes.

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits."

lol - I amused myself with all that, yay. That's hard, too, because my *#@*# cat sh** on my bed. ::tries to think of Chuck Norris so as to distract myself from irritation::

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take *****from anybody.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Searching for more... ;)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take *****from anybody.

Oopsie... sry forgot to make the *stars*, now i'm getting moderated... so once again:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.

Rob is better.period.no...don't back talk......he is better and you all know it....*gives a scary look until everyone concedes*....now thats what i thought

Totally random question:
WTF happened to Nikki Reed? You see everyone on this site but her. Where'd she go?

I killed her......and ate her liver with a nice bottle of chianti :)

*shrugs*

Who knows...she's been AWOL for ages :)

lmao

I guess i might have put you off coming round for dinner lOL

not at all, can i have a side order of peter facinelli?

Which side would that be *wink*

not at all, can i have a side order of Peter Facinelli?

lmao

ROFL! Nice :)

She had it coming :) LOL

LMAO.... I need to make you a squirrel avatar with the hannibal mask!!

Yes please LOL

I have various dress up stuff but it's all getting a little boring now lol

And you didn't invite us!

Guess it was a one woman event.. ;-)

Hey she's from Hollywood......not enough meat on her for a decent steak, never mind guests :)

I just made a pannini, and i was lucky to get that :)

Please.....theres plenty of 'chin' to go around....

ROTF

I don't like chin....eek...

But i might find another use for it....like a memory pillow or something LOL

LMAO

Or one of those exercise balls.....LOL

ROFT

Oh god......cruel cruel cruel, right no more picking on Nikki :) Effing would like the chin comments though LOL

LOL! Ok.

In my real-life group we take the p*ss out of each other all the time, so sometimes I can't help myself!

No more b*tching :)

LOL

*looking around*

You have to be carefull with Nikki fans :) Small but loyal group LOL

I've been flayed alive before :)

"touché"

Maybe she told Chuck Norris she thought Rob looked better in tight pants! Someone better keep an eye on Michael Welch for his own good.

It is weird, she has just vanished.

Maybe she fired or lost her publicist.

Guess we will see her when Eclipse starts to film in August.

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

LMAO!!

You are gonna have a hangover tomorrow :)
Hahahahaha

*hands TSH cup of coffee and aspirin*

I;ll be fine!!! :D

*pours another drink*

Id like to see Chuck Norris go up against Twilight Fans! Thatll scare the life out of him, then Chuck Norris will have someone to fear!

BRING IT CHUCK, BRING IT I SAY!!!
ill be the one to f with Norris.

*Whos in?*

go chuck!!!!!

I'm just curious... who the crap asks questions like "Who looks better in tight jeans?" at an interview?

It's just ridiculous and awkward with absolutely no value (humor or otherwise) to it.

Competition?
Wiki says The Latin root for the verb "to compete" is "competere", which means "to seek together" or "to strive together". Sorry Chuck but you're nowhere near Rob, therefore you are not together strugling. Ergo, NO COMPETITION!

Rob always wins hands down. Again sorry Chuck reality sucks but it's always better to know the truth.... lol

Lmao. You're right, Rob wins! Duh! LOL.

thank you! Good to know there are some people with some sense on here today lol

Lol. Who really thinks chuck would beat our Rob?? I mean really people. . . LOL.

Delusional! That's the only explanation plausible lmao

Hi, my name is PIMSY...whats? Err...oh its you! I thought it was the new girl, with the same avatar!

hahaha

You are so cruising for a bruising ................

Oh please! Like you could take on me... (lol)

bring it on sister!!!!!

LOL!
I would never! I heart you!
*jumps on Phoenix and gives a tight hug*

*whispers in Pimsy's year while holding her tight*

Chicken! ....... but I love you too

Hi I'm Sparks, nice to meet you. I heard you have the same avatar as Phoenix?
Be careful, she can tell you where to go in several languages!

LMAO!!

Would a fish slap turn you on???? Shall we try????

God I am sounding more and more like a certain wolf I know .......

Hmm. Yes. I see you starting a fight over there. You really are spending too much time around animals. Remember who you are son........lol

Daddy C you are sooo right I should behave better rise above the insolence of certain species...... lmao

Since you are a lover of the truth, let me give you a gift..

Taylor could most likely beat both of them..

*hands Pheonix envelope with reality check in it*

LOL

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

ROTFL................................rotfl..........................

Well, I'm not drunk.. I'm just squinting my eyes really hard, and yes, TSH. I DO see a resemblance.

LOL

SEE I'm not the only one

I don't need to be just drunk to see it....I think Rob's mom has some talking to do!!

LOL...ROTFL.. I wonder if Chuck is ashamed of the fact that his love child has to have a stunt double.

;)

4thewolf...LOOK.. It's me LTCB.. look at my new look and

T-shirt....

You like it?

LOL!!

OMG!!! LTCB!!! THAT is SUPER AWESOME!!
ROTFL.... Did you do it yourself??

*ultra-high-five, low-five, spin-around, and fist bump*

YOU SOOOOO ROCK right now!!!

LOL!! Did you see it says Team RobTCB?

Leydy did it for me...

she did a great good job..

Go RobTCB!!

Woo Hoo!!

*taps on LTCB avatar*

uhm why do I still see your old pic?

I came here to see the new one and all its glory but its not here

I DID SEE THAT!! I'm so proud *sniffle* *sniffle*

LOL

AND.. I've continued to work on the musical script based on your romantic relationship. If you want, we could use "Crash into Me" and perhaps have you jogging through Central Park and he coming around a corner after filming and you could crash into him and music slows and the rest is history.. We were going to use it for BD the musical, but hey. Good song.. why not use it twice?

Would you like a tap-dance scene as well.. maybe in a coffees shop down the street?



lol

"Crash into Me"

LOVE IT!!

Coffe shop scene is awesome!

I had to run and come show you

my avatar.. I knew you were gonna

get a kick out of it..

LOL!

Thanks for showing.. it's awesome!



ROBTCB.. tap, tap, tippety tap.

It was always meant to be.. tippety tappety tip

*tap duet here*

lol

*gasp*
LTCB got a new avatar!
What a surprise!
*whispers*
Hi LTCB!
Love the new avatar!
Nice!
LOL

Look closely Sparkly.. he's in a football jersey

and it says Team RobTCB..

Woo hoo

Oh I looked closely LTCB,
I noticed ;)
Very nice job!
LOL

LMAO!!!

TSH - it must have been one of those promotional trips for the "Missing In Action" movies when Chuck was in London

She couldn't resist the tight jeans. :-)

LOL.. although how he can do martial arts in jeans that tight is beyond me.. maybe it got her wondering, then looking, and then.. turned into something else..
LOL
love your avatar btw.
(:

Or there was something appearing within those tight jeans... ;-)

the avatar lets me be a Wolfgirl in disguise. I've got your back! LOL

nah.. I just love the movie and hot, warm creatures.. hence the draco

Ooh, Stealthy.. nice thinking. Maybe I should try that.. Nah..never mind.. My big mouth would give it away in a second anyway. LOL



Yes.. it's amazing what a tight pair of jeans can do to some ppl. I love a nice tight t-shirt myself, although I've heard ppl generally don't have babies by running their hands over someone's chest. So it's a bit safer. No love children there. LOL

HALE yeah.. the chest and abs.. hence TSH's avatar..

Those women of the 70s and 80s did have a thing for the tight, bulging jeans.. LOL

*puts on commando outfit time to go to the numerous other Rob posts* ;-)

*waves goodbye* Enjoy.. I"m gonna up the declining Olympic Wolf population..

*walks off happy*

lol

I took a peek and it is the same sh*t different day.. he is in the park, he is holding a guitar, oh no .. he went to the lavatory.. LOL

*looks at WolfPack picture again*
*always have to check out the men*

*waves bye to her fellow Wolfgirl*
Enjoy the time up on the cliff; I will be up there later. ;-)

LMAO! I think we gathered that.....

I fancy a cocktail now.....

:D

we will never know until he becomes a man! He's a cute pup though. Hey this check ain't worth anything reality is subjective ......

Did you stay up a tree too long sweetheart? *smacks Phoenix with a branch*

Since when do you have to wait till you're 18 to fight....and..never mind b/c I think I just got part of what you'resayingifyou'resayingwhatIthinkyou'resaying.. *smirk* Well, I would be so very happy to test that out. AND if you're going to take the fighting part literally, I'm quite sure he'd have a good shot.



Ok, no check, no problem.. *takes it back* So reality is somewhat subjective but you can only take that so far. Gravity works on things whether you perceive it to or not.. If Bella jumps off a cliff, she will fall unless someone intervenes.

*branch shatters around Phoenix, no marks on her at all*

I try to stay where the air smells much cleaner *sniffing in 4TW's direction* I have a very sensitive nose as you know ......

He can fight before he is 18 but win the competition of hotness well no, he's just a pup, need a man. Sorry you lost me, I was looking at Rob and his stuble and train of thought just went wild, what would you like to test out?

Yes I agree gravity works Jake was a sweety to save Bella

*sprays VampBGone in Phoenix's general direction*

You're no boquet of roses yourself honey..



Never mind, you lost me before I ,.lost you and since we're both happily in dreamworlds, mabye we should stay lost. I kind of like this forest. Trees are pretty. I think I'll go check out the local wildlife.



LOL

Run along, I'll go check out Rob's stuble a little more I kind of like him rough...............

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

I just remember when I was a kid I watched "Walker Texas Ranger", at first I liked it...hey I was a kid lol, but Chuck Norris kinda started to give me dirty old men pervy vibe for some reason haha. He just looks very sleazy to me.
But at least he can take a joke, I loved those little segments on Conan :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3e6ZGhHWHI&feat...

that was one of my favourite parts of the show haha

rob wins. chuck is old beat up actor who just has had jokes made up about him. there is no competition here. chuck loses based on that he looks like he is perv

New photos from today-the bike is back!

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...

Haha, Chuck Norris actually went to my high school. I'm not even kidding. So I laughed when I saw this. But though I'm not a big Rob Pattinson fan, I would still pick him over Chuck Norris. Yeah.... :D

Chuck Norris actually went to my high school back in the 50's. No joke, in my freshmen yearbook there's a picture of him. I was like "Wtf? Chuck Norris went to my high school" LOL!

Rob all the way! :D

I am drunk *hiccup*

I think Rob looks like Chuck!

LMAO

chuck? chuck who? haha kidding

there is NO comparison!!!! just look at them!

and no i will not imagine chuck norris in tight jeans...that just makes me want to throw up! haha

Rob all the way! i dont even need to know the question the answer is Rob :)

Well damn, is this a question, Chuck Norris tops all of the above, including looking hot in his tight Jeans...Rob has a long way to go man.

Ok...I love Chuck Norris....BUT!!!!!!...Rob of course smells like heaven, looks hotter with the beard, and is sexier in tight jeans!!

Who smells better? “Robert Pattinson…he smells like heaven.”

Hmmmm I'm sure he does. He is heavenly.

And how old is that Chuck guy? Why an earth do they compare two of them?

um.........of COURSE Rob beats Chuck in EVERYTHING!!!....DUH...LOL

oh chuck norris and his round house kick bhahhhaha.
by the way
the chuck norris doesn't get wet
the water gets Chuck Norrised

i think rob has the better beard cuz its a light scruff.

He smells like heaven, and they say that he doesn't shower...

umm who looks better with tight jeans YOU ALWAYS GO WITH ROB NO MATTER WHAT OTHER CHOICES THERE IS.IT IS ALWAYS ROB :))))) LIKE THAT SONG BY GINUWINE-IN THOSE JEANS-
All that i know, baby all i know is
that
I'm loving what I see and I'm feeling you
I wanna know, all I wanna know is if
I could have what's up in those
jeans
Baby can I have what's up in those jeans
Don't get alarmed cause I don't mean no harm
But I love the way you
wear those jeans

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH
LMAO

why did the volturi go into hiding?
Because they found out that Chuck Norris really does exist!

How come there are so many interviews with Michael these days? I don't have any problem with him, I really like him, but it's just weird not to have many interviews with more central characters!

Ok - Rob vs. Chuck
How about Rob compared to Ernie from Sesame Street? ;)
http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com/

THATS IT.
im just going to let everyone know tmmrw micheal welch will be on the news.
he will be missing.
o_o


he's obviously high. there is no comparison!

Rob for the win!

Yeah, you know that rob looks, smells and has a jaw line stubble to die for.
Chuck who???

Ha Ha. I got a joke:

if superman and flash had a race to the end of the earth who would win??






























































































































































































































CHUCK NORRIS! :D





i love that joke its really funny at four in the morning if you dont thinks its funny now....:D

rob has such girly lips

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