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Robert Pattinson vs Chuck Norris: Michael Welch Decides

by Will on July 2, 2009 · Comments

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Robert Pattinson Chuck Norris

You do not F with Chuck Norris. Unless, of course you are Robert Pattinson–New Moon actor Michael Welch starred with Norris on an episode of Texas Walker Ranger, so he’s qualified to decide: Chuck Norris or Robert Pattison?

Who smells better? “Robert Pattinson…he smells like heaven.”

Who has a better beard? “You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing.”

Who looks better in tight jeans? “That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs].”

Read the rest of the peculiar interview over at Celebuzz!

[thanks, LMCullen!]

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  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Has Mike Welch been drinking?

    Who has a better beard? "You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing." Um ok.... have you seen Robs stubble covering that delicious jaw of his...get it together Newton!!

    lol
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    There's no jawporn with Chuck Norris, that's for sure! ;)
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LMAO! No there isn't, just jaw ;)
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I don't think theres any kind of porn with Chuck :)

    Unless maybe creepy scary @ss porn LOL
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Whoever dresses Rob,

    Can you please put him is tight jeans some time?

    I am tired of seeing those saggy butt jeans and you can't even see "his" outline at all.

    Thank you very much! OhE
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    If i ever help him get dressed....

    I triple promise with cherries on top...to put him in some nice tight jeans *wink*
  • Justine [TEAMNOVEMBER18th]
    I'm sure that, if you had him for yourself, he wouldn't be dressed at all ^^'
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I'd let him wear a watch :)

    Does that count? LOL
  • Justine [TEAMNOVEMBER18th]
    Lol! Sweet of you ;)
    But no, it doesn't count.. plus a watch is not sexy, it is? xD
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Oh well.....it's the most i was going to allow :)

    I guess he'll "dining with the crew and he'll be naked" lol
  • Justine [TEAMNOVEMBER18th]
    Lol, sure!

    Let's imagine he's naked, with a guitar, playing and singing for you... I guess we see that on movies only xD
    There are photos though, where we can see him with tight jeans, sort of, and a leather jacket.. Not entirely, but I take it anyway ^^'
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Blasphemy!! TSH... dude I just wrote you a comment and then POOF it disappeared!! Ugg.. just got back from jury duty and there wasn't anything on NMM and all of a sudden ALL of this jumps out at me *sighs* I can't keep up today.... stupid piece of crap jury duty... *sighs*

    I miss the HALE out of you =)
  • jury duty....interesting case!

    Sorry girl...a bit tipsy and I'm seeing all sorts!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMAO... hmm should have noticed what with all those "hics" going on in the site... lol!! Well, at least you're having fun... LOL hope you're seeing "good" sorts!!
  • koolgirl32895
    CHUCK IS BUTT UGLEY. rOB IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LMAO

    CHUCK IS ROBS LONG LOST BROTHER!!!
  • TeamRotation (Meg1)
    lol. Yeah, he's not a looker.. but I still like Chuck. He's bada** when it comes to karate. ;)
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I wouldn't want to see Rob after a bar fight with him...that's for sure LOL
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • dracodarling
    I will have to check my parents 70's stash and get back to you on that one. LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    ROTF

    If you find any...please don't show me LMAO
  • dracodarling
    Blindness would be rampant!!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    It certainly would after i'd gouged out my own eyes LOL

    It's very difficult to comment when you have an Avatar like that.....

    Garry.....*sigh*
  • dracodarling
    nooooo... I would never let you do an Odeipus..
    *grabs nicnixs shoulders*
    *turns off VHS ;-)*

    Breathe, breathe Chuck is gone now and it wil remain hidden in my father's closet or maybe I should do a bonfire up on the cliff. LOL

    *looks at avatar*
    Yeah.. it does give you that tingly feeling..LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Please go with the bonfire...

    We can't think only of our own safety...

    Avatar - tingly.....that's putting it mildly LOL

    Dracula or Sirius....trying to choose the sexist one :) hmmm i can't.....
  • dracodarling
    *light bulb*

    *jumps up and down*

    Both.. Sirius one day and Dracula the next.

    *time for dress up with Gary*
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    LMAO! He does kinda look creepy. And he's super annoying on those workout infomercials. lol
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo
    That's because Mike's focusing on the hair, not the JAW!! I mean, look at the two pictures, now look at the bone structure!! Need I say more??

    Okay, just one more thing, what's the interviewer trying to do? Idiot!!
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    But the jaw is the backbone of the beard! LOL
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo
    That's what I mean......Mike's ignoring the most amazing, beautiful hypnotic part of the beard. Rob wins hands down.

    Oh, what does he know. Even my husband appreciates Rob's looks!!
  • Twiman
    Well I must remind you, Chuck doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's another fist to knock you out with. LMAO chuck norris jokes are funny.....I just found out that Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris PJ's. ROFL!

    Ok, its mostly out of my system, I can keep it under control.....Chuck Norris once broke both his legs in a car crash and proceeded to walk it off. LOL! Ok, I promise that was the last one.
  • Yeah - how did this interview get turned into a Rob/Churck Norris showdown? What kind of publicity tour is Mike Welch on??? He's been doing a lot of interviews lately....and they always get kinda weird....hmmmm
  • dracodarling
    Because he is just "saucy" enough to answer those questions.. HE HE HE HE
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • Kim I have been drinking *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck

    LMAO
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    LOL he does ;) like brothers ;)
    now if I only could remove a pic of Chuck in tight pants from my head... :P
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    You've been drinking too???

    where was the big party LOL
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    my life is the big party so I can drink without a reason :D
  • LMAO

    see I am not the only one that see the likeness!!!


    Maybe Robs mom had a thing for Chuck!!
  • Meadow Girl
    eww...i think we all need to be drinking
  • LMAO

    One thing to say

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • Meadow Girl
    test
  • joanna86 aka Charlie's Angel
    LOL who doesn't have a thing for Chuck!! ;) ahhh Chuck *dreamy sigh*
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    **goes to the kitchen, opens fridge, grabs a bottle of vodka**

    OK I can't take this being sober

    LOL
  • LMAO

    fantastic!!!

    I swear he does!!!

    Or maybe its the alcohol....
  • JCullen81
    eww... that's not a pretty image.... I suggest more alcohol and a Rob Patz movie to help get rid of that
  • koolgirl32895
    robert pattison is sexy with his messy hair and blue eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    You're drunk TSH? No kidding! You've just posted the same thing three times.... LMAO!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    She posted it 6 times LMAO
  • nmm is not working...

    I'm not doing jack...I keep getting error messages!
  • koolgirl32895
    WHY DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF A GUY WITH HIS ABS SHOWING TOTES NOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ITS TAYLORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

    AND HIS INFAMOUS 8 PACK....IF YOU WERE A FAN YOU WOULD KNOW THIS!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LMAO!!! You're definitely drunk!!!
  • am not!!! *hiccup*
  • TwiAddict
    ROB ALL THE WAY!!!!
    chuck norris = girl compared to rob; his beard has NO NO NO competition with rob's amazingness.
    and how could you even think chuck norris looks better than rob in anything? they could both be wearing trash bags and rob would look like a moviestar!!
  • LMAO :D
  • abigailjune
    agreed! obviously mike welch needs to make an appointment with his optometrist stat! seriously, no competition ahahaha and the stubble is one of the sexiest things ive seen in a long time!!!!
  • Tiffy
    OMG! Is Mike Welch on drugs? What the hell has he been smoking? LOL! Comparing Robs to Chuck? No way!
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  • koolgirl32895
    I think that chuck norris wins for his berad but Robert Pattison is H-O-T like totes his is so cute 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Why is Michael Welch everywhere just now???? Come on....he's hardly a lead chararcter, he's there for all of 5 minutes :)

    I feel like shouting the line -

    You stood up once, and it was a foam board!!!!!!!!!

    LOL
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LOL good one!!

    I have nothing against Mike but I wish they posted some Volturi news instead lol

    Pics would be much appreciated!!!!!

    WTF Summit??????
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Yes....Volutri news please!!!! There are a buch of guys who are getting no media pimping out at all :)

    Seriously what can you ask Mike about his chararcter - how does it feel to play someone boring who's major part in the film involves going to the cinema and throwing up :)

    NEXT lol
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Yeah!! How much can you say about that??

    Oh c'mon I really feel a huge need to get some Volturi stuff!!! Anything!!!

    Hey NMM is still pi***ng me off, each time I post a comment I get an error note, and I can't refresh the site, I need to go back through the homepage or through disqus...

    will this ever end

    urgh
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    God i can see the interview now -

    -How did you get into character Mike?

    -Well i went to the cinema, and then i stuck my fingers down my throat :)

    lol
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LMAO!!!!

    Yeah and as I didn't succeed the first time I had to repeat it several times. I really got into the character I wanted to feel exactly what he felt. So I was practising it like few times a day. And I finally succeeded. I was really proud of myself. Not many people have the courage to do that. And I did it. I had problems with my throat and stomach later on, but hey, anything for the big movie

    LOL
  • CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
    I like Mike just as much as the next person, but no Volturi or werewolf interviews? Come on people.
  • breesmom
    Me, too. I wonder how long this will go on. Hopefully they'll get this fixed.
  • breesmom
    Hey, I like Mike and his character, Mike. Good supporting charater, good guy. Not the guy who gets the girl, but a regular guy. The guy we all know, or knew in high school. A late bloomer who comes into his own in college or later.

    Maybe you don't appreciate him because of the way they portray him in most ff, as a jerk
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I know :) Bless him :) I'm just joking ;)

    ....although he is a little dull for me....but then i like an edgy kind of guy...not a bad guy...just deep and edgy :) lol

    I'm a little hacked off waiting for the pack and volturi interviews :)
  • breesmom
    Me, too. I like guys with edge in real life. Mike wouldn't be attractive to me. I just like to stick up for the underdog.

    (oh, no! Now I have the Underdog theme song stuck in my head! See what you have done!)
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LOL

    Sorry :) I like the underdog too.....Megan Fox is my underdog :)

    Mike was just picked up by my mock-dar today lol :)
  • i think Mike has a lot of free time on his hands.....Kristen & Rob are all filming other projects and Mike is stuck twidling his thumbs talking about Chuck Norris for the love of god!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LOL

    It does seem incredibly random :)
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    *takes TSH bottle away from her*

    YOU are never getting this back missy!!!!! Blasphemy!!!

    *whispers*

    Maybe a little bit :)
  • LOL see im not seeing things!
  • HeeHee TSH
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Foam Board!!! *wipes tears* lmao Nic
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    ROTF

    Sorry it's the first thing that came to mind!!

    *slaps self being Jessica style mean to Mike*
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LoL

    But it was a great one!!

    **hands Nic "I am cool and funny" sticker**

    LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    *takes sticker*

    *blushing*

    Thanks...i didn't think anyone else would laugh at that :) I'm a bit random lol
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    You're the best

    **gives Nic a big bear hug**

    lol
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Mike Welch bores me. Can we please have someone else now, Please?
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    He bores me so much...i'm not even sure if i'm bored by Mike the character or mike the actor more!!!

    Talk about life imitating art lol
  • breesmom
    LOL

    Oh, come on, both Mikes are cute!

    Not Robward cute, but cute nontheless. Not a star but a supporting character. I like him.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LOL :)

    Right missy...

    *gives i love Mike T shirt to Breesmom*

    Wear this with pride and be prepared to defend him!!! :)

    I'm already defending Megan Fox and i get loads of trouble for that :) LOL
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LoL

    I forgot you're Team Meg and I actually was wondering whether you could send little Eddie on a mission to her house, but then bit my tongue I didn't write anything

    LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I do love Megan!!!!

    *stern look*

    Don't say anything bad about her.....if you want to live :) lol
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    **hangs head in shame**

    hey I didn't say anything, Meg rocks LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Yeah Meg Rocks !!!

    *waves flag*
  • breesmom
    Just get me an Underdog shirt. That way I can champion whoever needs defending at the moment...

    I do like Mike, I think he can hold his own, though.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    *hands over an under dog t-shirt*

    There are going to be lots of days you need to waer this on here lol
  • breesmom
    Thanks, Nicnixs, I'll wear it with pride!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    *wink*

    Good, i have my Megan one on right now....am getting a serious butt kicking for wearing it too LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Stop slapping yourself! Funniest thing I've read all day!!! :D
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I will try hard to come up with something better then :) lol

    *hugs*
  • LMAO! hahaha - I couldn't agree more......his character had a bigger part in the book - I think he's confused. But I'd probably do the same if I were him....do interviews talking about Rob all the time. Scratch that - I'd BE with Rob all the time.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    No we can have Mike and Rob together - Welchinsson sounds terrible LOL
  • We don't "NEED" Mike.......I don't anyway.....lol
  • abigailjune
    hahahaha that was hilarious. i literally just started laughing out loud =]
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Of course Rob smells like Heaven!!!!

    Of course Rob looks better in tight jeans!!!

    I think Rob looks better with the scruffy look....I just prefer Rob! Sorry Chuck!
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Hmm... Rob or Chuck? ... Rob or Chuck? ... Rob or Chuck?

    Dang, I just can't choose!

    *dripping with sarcasm*
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    And we're back!!!HALE yeah :D
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Woo! I feel a happy dance coming on...

    *happy dance**
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    hmmm....I'm gonna go with.....Ch...Ro...wait...gotta say Rob!!
    LOL
  • koolgirl32895
    you have 2 choose rob his so cute and hot
  • Catherinelluc - Caterina :)
    Congrats Spunkie!!!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Thanks!
    Congrats on your first while ago too!!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPETITION!

    SCREW CHUCK NORRIS! The world may fear Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris fears Rob!

    WOOO HOO!
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    chuck norris fears rob, lol(:
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Nope...sure isn't!
    No comparison at all!
    100% Rob!
  • h3ll0kimberwy
    chuck's beard, i don't like it. of course rob's is better!(:
    mike must have felt bad b/c he knew rob would win every question against chuck:P


    and i really wanna smell rob. i hate hearing that "rob smells gross, he doesn't shower, blahblah". that's all stupid, of course rob will smell amazing<3 and oh my, rob in tight jeans, that's the, the best thing. there's nothing that rob can't look amazing in<3
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    I would love to be close enough to him to even get a "whiff" LOL
    I wouldn't care what he smelled like I would still love every minute of it!
    Rob in his button fly jeans are my favorite on him!
  • I think Mike is robsessed! But who wouldn't be????
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    I am sober *burp*

    What?????

    *mumbles*
    yeah I can see it a little...maybe younger, hotter version.

    LMAO!!!!
  • ROFL

    I expected 'wtf'

    instead I am greeted with 'yeah maybe' to which I have no response!! LOL
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    OK..here it goes..WTH? WTF??
    LOL
    Is that better?..I did say hotter version tho!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    He missed the critial point -

    Even if Chuck did smell better, looked better in jeans and had a better beard.....even if he did a little song and dance routine for ya and bought you dinner....

    The ladies are still going to go home with Rob :) lol
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo
    FALSE COMPETITION! Probably designed by Chuck to get a little attention!.

    I mean, look, he shares the same page with the hottest guy around!
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Yeah right,

    I mean what has Chuck to do with Rob/Twilight anyway???

    Is he getting cast or something??

    LOL
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo
    It's incredibly random.

    Pleeeeaaase, no Chuck in Twilight or any movie that Rob is in. **prays to movie gods**
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    **prays with AlohaSD**

    lol I know!!! What's the idea of comparing those two...

    It's like comparing Apollo to Quasimodo

    **no offence Chuck fans**

    lol
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo
    ROTFLMAO!

    Or like.... like...... Rob Pattinson to Chuck Norris

    **no offense to Chuck fans**
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LOL

    My point exactly :D
  • koolgirl32895
    i tote agree with u.
  • koolgirl32895
    chuck should never be in a TWIGHLIGHT MOVIE.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Yeah we're onto you Chuck....let's get him and give him a beating....

    um....perhaps not :) lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    Neville Longbottom is Chuck Norris's boggart

    : )
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Hahaha LMAO!!!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    ROTF :)

    Could be LOL
  • Mr_Darcy
    I've got Potter on the brain today.

    Wait....that sounded bad.
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    No not at all.........it could have sounded way way worse :)

    You put me in the mood earlier....so i got the deathly hallows out again :)

    I wish the next film was here already!!! 2 weeks to go :)
  • Mr_Darcy
    I've got my tickets already : )

    I wonder if there's anything akin to this site for the HP series

    No, nevermind, I'd rather not know, I wouldn't have the time for it if there
    was : )
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    No there nothing quite like it....i've looked...

    I don't usually comment on web sites, but this one was just so fun to read :)

    You could have some amazing HP discussions if there was :) Endless topics!! Geek out heaven *sigh*
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Oh yeah Harry's coming out soon!!!

    I need to get the tickets!! I think the premiere here might be at midnight!!

    Yay can't wait lol
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I'm so excited :) Film i'm most looking forward to this year :)

    *ducks from twilighters*
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    LOL

    well I was looking forward to it last year:D

    They just kept postponing the release date forever!! That really pi***d me off. So I'm glad I'm finally gonna see it;)

    **runs around waving Love HP banner**

    LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I know!!!

    I've waited long enough....and the worst part was knowing it was ready and locked away for the last few months...

    I feel Bella's pain now - when Edward kept things locked away :) lol
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • Hee Hee TSH - i like it!
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    You got that right.
    Even if Rob sat there picking his nose staring at you like a moron while you had that nice dinner with Chuck and even if Rob looked like he slept under a bridge and hadn't showered in days??...

    Yep...

    The ladies are still going to go home with Rob :)
    LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Yup....

    Even if he ran around the table lighting his farts and burping....

    Even if he made you pay for the cab and all his drinks...and looked likey to fall asleep before the crucial moment LMAO
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    ROTFLMAO!!

    Oh, I think I would find a way to keep him awake for that *AHEM*
    "crucial moment"
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Hanging his smokes from the ceiling above his bed, just out of reach might do the trick LOL
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    I was thinking of something that involved physical contact and isn't so cruel...
    but...hmmm...I guess your idea would work too.
    I suppose I could straddle him while he reached for those smokes.
    LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Yeah that's what i thought!!! He'll keep straining upwards to reach his smokes LOL

    great minds!!!
  • EstonianVampire
    No competition here imho, Rob beats everyone and everything hands down. :]
  • NessieandJacobforever
    Rob Pattinson vs Chuck Norris??? DUH!!!! Rob OBVIOUSLY beats chuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Lol.
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    WTF is going on here today????????

    hey why is somebody doing this to us???

    why?? we're being so nice and friendly and we do kinda behave...well OK at least we're trying LOL
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    What a silly question!!!!

    Rob, Rob, Rob and a thousands of thousands times ROB!!!

    LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    God dammit!!! Stupid jury duty... see what it does to me?? Made me come ALL late on a Rob post... on a FREAKEN Rob post *sighs*
    What the HALE is going on??

    Oh God... where shall I begin w/ this Mike-barfing dude... DUDE you seriously got some problems man... Norris has BETTER scruff than ROB?!! Oh you are so very wrong young man... lol... VERY!! Rob has the sexiest scruff EVER.. matter of fact.... EVERY part of him is sexy... only HE can make it look as sexy as that... ONLY him... ok.. gotta keep looking at that Rob pic to get my energy up... off to the other posts....
    *stomps out*
  • CF911 They're Bullets Mofo's
    ......Ummmmm .....Random much?
  • Brenda
    I like Chuck but, it is Rob hands down! or as some of you other amazing crazy/lovely ladies here would think and say.....everything else down as well...
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Pants down...?

    *innocent look*
  • FIRST!
  • DAM 2ND!!! STUPID SLOW INTERNET
  • awww my niece, dont worry you're first in our Twitter list :D
  • kellibh
    rob beats norris every time... :)
  • haaaale yeah!
  • i read this before on the www.4ntz.com

    Are my mom and aunties there???
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    Well we never made it official, but I will be an auntie too!! :D
  • what would Chuck Norris do? paha
  • Edwardluverr
    LOL I dunno y but i never liked norris.. ofc rob wins no matter what!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys♥sPFach♥
    ROB PATTINSON....

    THERES NO CONTEST THERE!!!!

    <3 <3 <3
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    Rob wins all three. Hands down.
  • ROB ALL THE WAY!!!


    THERE NO CONTEST AT ALL!
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    Rob!!!!!!!!!!! And that's my final answer!! lol
  • beanie
    Michael Welch is being such a kiss-up to Rob!
  • Chuck Norris is the mastermind behind the Volturi....he could make Patticakes scream like a girl just by blinking!

    Chucky wins. :-D
  • Mr_Darcy
    *clapping*

    ROTFL

    sides....hurt......

    LOL!!!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    evening Sir

    long time no see/write

    Are you well?
  • Mr_Darcy
    The website is being a pain. I just got back in, and now I can't open
    individual posts. Gah. I'm replying by email, hoping that this works.

    *fingers crossed*
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    it works it's a bit of a pain to post as it keeps giving me errors and i need to get back in afresh but hey ho I am commited (mental as well probably but we won't go there) ha ha ha

    You haven't given your opinion on my e-mail yet do I take it you didn't like and being a gentleman decided to ignore???? I won't be offended, please be honest. Ta
  • Mr_Darcy
    I'll be away for the rest of the week so I hope all is well by then.

    Not really my preferred genre to be quite honest. But to each his own. Or
    hers.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    doing anything nice for the week end?

    Thank you for your honesty btw. What's your cup of tea?

    Lets hope this site goes back to normal... tiresome at present.
  • Mr_Darcy
    Probably going to the zoo and/or waterpark with my wife.
    Going out with some mates for dinner.

    Whatever else sounds fun.


    Cup of tea?
    Yorkshire gold. With milk and a bit of sugar.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    *hands Mr Darcy cup of tea as per specification*

    I actually meant reading material but happy to provide tea, sorry no sandwiches or cakes though..... not a very good host tonight lol

    Zoo/waterpark sound good espacially with this eat wave we are having over here...... musn't grumble but I could do with a breeze
  • Mr_Darcy
    Oh, literarily

    I go more for coy turn of phrase and subtleties, less direct.

    Well, have a great weekend.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    you too A bien tot.
  • honey bee
    Never do that again, NMM. I missed you. lol
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Crisis averted LOL :)
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Thank God!!! Hope this doesn't happen again lol
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    Thank God, NMM is working now. That was the longest six minutes of my life!!!
  • agava [I've got THE tickets!]
    Oh yeah that's right ;)

    However I clicked "post as" and got 502 bad gateway or whatever note

    I am afraid it may happen again... well here goes nothing lol
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    I kept getting that too, it was awful. But out life-line is back. :)
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    If I see 'Bad Gateway' one more time.... stupid server... :(
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    I know. I'm so glad NMM is back.
  • Mr_Darcy
    Six minutes? I'm glad you got access back that quickly. I just got back in now.

    That was scary. : (
  • CJean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch
    At the time, it let me log on to comment, but then a blank page showed up when I tried to refresh it again. Eventually I just gave up and came back later.

    I'm so happy it's back now. :)
  • _teambellatrix_
    does Michael have some man crush on Rob or what? lol
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Can you blame him? LOL
  • covered_in_feathers
    who doesn't have a crush on him??
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    No idea what I'm commenting on here (NMM is still down... Grr!)... but yeah... Rob.... Chuck Norris... blah blah blah....
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    I am having problems too!
    hate it :(
    Of course Rob over Chuck anyday ;)
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    LOL
    this is hilarious! OF course I would pick ROB over Chuck anyday!
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Hooray! Welcome back NMM.org! Don't leave us again, it's torture!
  • EdwardForSure
    Oh, I missed NMM! If there's one more "bad gateway", I swear I'll freak!! However, these questions are plain stupid. I mean, what does that man have that Rob doesn't? Nothing! Maybe a few more wrinkles, that's all. Also, I'm starting to like this Michael Welch guy more and more!
  • rpattzgirl
    I hate when they do these polls..

    ROB IS BETTER THAN ALL OTHER MEN!!

    HANDS DOWN!

    IMO anyway...
  • spidermonkey76
    Like there's really a question here!!! Rob all the way baby!!!!!
  • JoUK
    Why are the words Rob, Chuck and Contest even in the same sentence...
    As if there is ANY contest!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    TESTING?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    One, two, one, two!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    What is WRONG with the website today? We're all in freak-out mode over on twitter.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    I have no patience for Twitter!

    I have no idea whats wrong...
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Hence your appropriate name!

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Exactly! lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    At least I can see the page now. I've been locked out most of the day. But I'm still getting another error every time I post.

    It appears that the post does show up though. hmph
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    I'm just using my e-mail now. Screw the posts! LOL How was your book club?
  • Mr_Darcy
    ???? Book club?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    The discussion over at the Mike post...
  • Mr_Darcy
    Oh, yeah that seemed to get cut short when my internet went haywire.

    But from what I gather it was the site?

    Eh, it's still being weird so I'm just replying by email for the moment.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Yes the site is being a pain! Don't worry about the convo this morning...You can reply by e-mail btw.
  • Mr_Darcy
    Well, must be off.

    See you Monday
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Have a nice weekend. Byebye
  • 4thewolf
    YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA!!! wOw. dISqus has been slower than slow loading for me today. HIhahhahhhahhahahah! FINALLY!!
    SO..what's up??
    Actually.. let me go read the article..
    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Yay! Isn't it fun!? Makes you wanna throw your laptop against the wall? Yes? NO? Well, then its just me. LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Ok.. I'm officially freaked out now. My computer said the comment didn't take and yet.. here it is..

    I'm totally writing blind here..

    *grabs Pimsy's hand* Gotta use wolf perception..

    who do YOU think would win a fght. world champion martial artist Taylor Lautner, or Chuck Norris?.. now THERE is a question I would like to SEE the answer to.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO
    *holding 4tw's hand*
    Don't worry, we'll get through this together!

    Is that a trivial question? Who would win...hmm? Ofcourse Tay! Cuz he can fursplode and heal quckly!

    *smiles ear to ear*
    Did I get it? Did I win?

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    *hugs*

    YOU WON!!! YOU WON!!!!!



    So.. *eyes sparkling* I will go hit the person of your choice. Just tell me who.

    LOL

    *waits for orders*

    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Uuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!! Anybody????? *scans the post*
    Not you, nope, not you, uh-an, nope, hmm

    PHOENIX! Scroll down...lol
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Every now and then NMM likes to remind us just how addicted we all are.

    *tries to control withdrawal symptom shakes*
  • Mr_Darcy
    No more reminders please....

    please.....

    : (

    ...

    please......
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    They said it wasn't their fault, it was their server! Thank god that's sorted.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Ok...I'm taking up a effing collection to buy NMM a new server!

    WHO'S IN???
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    Sure thing. This must NEVER happen again! Lol
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    It seems to be a continual problem...And you know what they say...

    If it's broke...buy a new one!
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    Perhaps they were just trying to scare us.

    Just in case we were thinking of getting lives, they're making sure we realize we cant live without it!
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LOL
    I think nmm can read my mind...

    Every time I consider that I need to get a life,
    nmm either posts some sextastic Rob story or the website goes down and I am brought to my senses.

    I have given up...
    *waves white flag*
    *surrendering to newmoonmovie.org*
    LOL
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    I know...

    I was starting to think..okay, maybe I could cut down to checking a couple of times a day....

    ...& then its gone!!.....& I almost had a panic attack!

    LOL
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    I'm in!
    *throws pocket change and some lint into baseball cap*
    *notices dirty look from Scarlet*
    What? Pay day is tomorrow!
    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Cinderella dressed in yellow went upstairs to kiss a fellow
    Made a mistake and kissed a snake,
    How many doctors did it take?
    1.. 2.. 3..
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
  • 4thewolf
    Scarlet, I have a Quinn personality in some ways (Full Tilt, Neil Shusterman) and everything I do I do passionately (sometimes obsessively) until it's either over or I crash and burn. If I don't sleep at some point I'm gonna crash and burn, and I'm too stubborn to let this defeat me. So, I'm going to not be on here this weekend, save up a whole lot of insults and abuse, AND then be back on Monday.. to torture your life again.. That was a warning.. meant lovingly *wicked grin*

    Beware the ides of Monday. (ooh, lookit that. a literary allusion! AND a big word. ALLUSION. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm just SO SO clever!!!! LOL LOL)

    Oh, and *big eyes* HOw was date night? Did the hot wax work, or are your feet as hobbitlike as ever? Thank goodness for shoes, yes? *smirk*

    Later un-blood sister.

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    WOLFY!!!!!!! :0D

    *get's it back under control*

    Ok....that's cool...*sniff sniff*

    FYI ALL the wolves ...DISAPPEARED! seriously...

    wooooOOOOOO

    Date night was GREAT! I DO love to by shoes..lol
  • 4thewolf
    *evil grin*

    NO, they haven't disappeared, Scarlet. They're out for your.. uh.. that's right.. no blood. They're out for you and are just waiting in the forest to attack.

    But don't panic, the worst they can do is kill ya. And purple smoke is so very pretty, so you'll go out in style. *smirk*

    see ya! *slinks out*

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I THOUGHT you said you weren't going to be back on until MONDAY????

    *cheezey grin*

    Can't stay away from me can ya? lol NO that's NOT a challenge. (I can hear
    the rebuttal already)

    And your big word WAS fabulous.

    Now...you're distracting me from cooking....lol

    Have a GREAT 4th!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    Chuck Norris? Hahahahahahahaha! That's all I have to say lol
  • Janice
    Chuke Norris is AWESOME! Nobody can compete with him!
  • covered_in_feathers
    Are you crazy!?
    Chuck sucks!!!!
    Rob Rocks!!!!
  • EstonianVampire
    I think Rob beats everything hands down. :]
  • Josie
    no question rob all the way especially as edward he is invincible
  • XeniaCullen
    Isn't it called "Walker Texas Ranger" and not Texas Walker Ranger??? It is certaily called Walker T... in EUrope....
    And I was so sure you were going to post a few Chuck Norris jokes on here...
    I'll go first then: Chuck Norris can count to infinity... TWICE! (hope punchline is not lost in translation...)
  • bluenote
    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!

    And it's called Walker, Texas Ranger here too.
  • Guest
    Ever heard this one?
    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called... "The Islands"
  • TeamRotation (Meg1)
    lol. I was wondering if anyone knew of the Chuck Norris jokes.

    "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits."

    lol - I amused myself with all that, yay. That's hard, too, because my *#@*# cat sh** on my bed. ::tries to think of Chuck Norris so as to distract myself from irritation::
  • XeniaCullen
    Oopsie... sry forgot to make the *stars*, now i'm getting moderated... so once again:

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
  • latinadominicana
    Rob is better.period.no...don't back talk......he is better and you all know it....*gives a scary look until everyone concedes*....now thats what i thought
  • Guest
    Totally random question:
    WTF happened to Nikki Reed? You see everyone on this site but her. Where'd she go?
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I killed her......and ate her liver with a nice bottle of chianti :)

    *shrugs*

    Who knows...she's been AWOL for ages :)
  • lmao
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    I guess i might have put you off coming round for dinner lOL
  • not at all, can i have a side order of peter facinelli?
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Which side would that be *wink*
  • not at all, can i have a side order of Peter Facinelli?
  • lmao
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    ROFL! Nice :)
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    She had it coming :) LOL
  • JCullen81
    LMAO.... I need to make you a squirrel avatar with the hannibal mask!!
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Yes please LOL

    I have various dress up stuff but it's all getting a little boring now lol
  • dracodarling
    And you didn't invite us!

    Guess it was a one woman event.. ;-)
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    Hey she's from Hollywood......not enough meat on her for a decent steak, never mind guests :)

    I just made a pannini, and i was lucky to get that :)
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    Please.....theres plenty of 'chin' to go around....
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    ROTF

    I don't like chin....eek...

    But i might find another use for it....like a memory pillow or something LOL
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    LMAO

    Or one of those exercise balls.....LOL
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    ROFT

    Oh god......cruel cruel cruel, right no more picking on Nikki :) Effing would like the chin comments though LOL
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    LOL! Ok.

    In my real-life group we take the p*ss out of each other all the time, so sometimes I can't help myself!

    No more b*tching :)
  • Nicnixs - Never Squeeeee!!!
    LOL

    *looking around*

    You have to be carefull with Nikki fans :) Small but loyal group LOL

    I've been flayed alive before :)
  • dracodarling
    "touché"
  • bluenote
    Maybe she told Chuck Norris she thought Rob looked better in tight pants! Someone better keep an eye on Michael Welch for his own good.
  • breesmom
    It is weird, she has just vanished.

    Maybe she fired or lost her publicist.

    Guess we will see her when Eclipse starts to film in August.
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • i_like_em_sparkly (Sparkly)
    LMAO!!

    You are gonna have a hangover tomorrow :)
    Hahahahaha

    *hands TSH cup of coffee and aspirin*
  • I;ll be fine!!! :D

    *pours another drink*
  • TeamSwitzerland89
    Id like to see Chuck Norris go up against Twilight Fans! Thatll scare the life out of him, then Chuck Norris will have someone to fear!

    BRING IT CHUCK, BRING IT I SAY!!!
    ill be the one to f with Norris.

    *Whos in?*
  • go chuck!!!!!
  • Kimoppi
    I'm just curious... who the crap asks questions like "Who looks better in tight jeans?" at an interview?

    It's just ridiculous and awkward with absolutely no value (humor or otherwise) to it.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Competition?
    Wiki says The Latin root for the verb "to compete" is "competere", which means "to seek together" or "to strive together". Sorry Chuck but you're nowhere near Rob, therefore you are not together strugling. Ergo, NO COMPETITION!

    Rob always wins hands down. Again sorry Chuck reality sucks but it's always better to know the truth.... lol
  • NessieandJacobforever
    Lmao. You're right, Rob wins! Duh! LOL.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    thank you! Good to know there are some people with some sense on here today lol
  • NessieandJacobforever
    Lol. Who really thinks chuck would beat our Rob?? I mean really people. . . LOL.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Delusional! That's the only explanation plausible lmao
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Hi, my name is PIMSY...whats? Err...oh its you! I thought it was the new girl, with the same avatar!

    hahaha
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    You are so cruising for a bruising ................
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Oh please! Like you could take on me... (lol)
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    bring it on sister!!!!!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!
    I would never! I heart you!
    *jumps on Phoenix and gives a tight hug*
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    *whispers in Pimsy's year while holding her tight*

    Chicken! ....... but I love you too
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    Hi I'm Sparks, nice to meet you. I heard you have the same avatar as Phoenix?
    Be careful, she can tell you where to go in several languages!

    LMAO!!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Would a fish slap turn you on???? Shall we try????

    God I am sounding more and more like a certain wolf I know .......
  • Sparks_TeamPattz
    Hmm. Yes. I see you starting a fight over there. You really are spending too much time around animals. Remember who you are son........lol
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Daddy C you are sooo right I should behave better rise above the insolence of certain species...... lmao
  • 4thewolf
    Since you are a lover of the truth, let me give you a gift..

    Taylor could most likely beat both of them..

    *hands Pheonix envelope with reality check in it*

    LOL
  • I am drunk *hiccup*

    I think Rob looks like Chuck!

    LMAO
  • 4thewolf
    ROTFL................................rotfl..........................

    Well, I'm not drunk.. I'm just squinting my eyes really hard, and yes, TSH. I DO see a resemblance.

    LOL
  • SEE I'm not the only one

    I don't need to be just drunk to see it....I think Rob's mom has some talking to do!!
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