it's the Twilight Song!

(it goes to the tune of Jingle Bells!)

"Dashing through the woods
Wondering where he’s too
Over to jakes we go
Laughing all the way!
Jakes tight abs makes us sing
Making smiles big
Oh what fun it is to poke
At jakes hot a** tonight!

twilight guys,
twilight guys,
twilight all the way!
oh what fun it is to stare,
at all the guys today!
HEY!
twilight guys,
twilight guys.
twilight all the way!
oh what fun it is to dream
about all the guys today!

A day or two ago
I thought my life was plane
But now Edward Cullen
Has been introduced to my life
His hair was bronze and firm
His face was really white
We got together one day
And now everything’s about my life!

twilight guys,
twilight guys,
twilight all the way!
oh what fun it is to stare,
at all the guys today!
HEY!
twilight guys,
twilight guys.
twilight all the way!
oh what fun it is to dream
about all the guys today!

twilight guys,
twilight guys,
twilight all the way!
oh what fun it is to stare,
at all the guys today!
HEY!
twilight guys,
twilight guys.
twilight all the way!
oh what fun it is to dream
about all the guys today!"

haha, FNM!!! that song is hilarious!! lol...... love the refrain!!

haha. thanks. :D
all the twilight songs i've heard weren't really my kind of tune, so i decided that i'd make one andpost it! xp

LOL So good!

great now thats gonna be stuck in my head all day lol

haha. atleast it's a good tune! :P jk

haha i know, but at least is a good song right?

lol yea you got that rite

LMAO

sheesh girl my laughter had to turn into a flurry of coughs so I didn't get busted at work!

haha.
just say you have a cold or something. :P

I already have injury so I can't add a cold to it plus with SpankMe passing around swine flu I'll get quarantined and won't be allowed near peter or alex during comic con!

oh my gosh! what happened!? :O

*gives SpankMe and evil glare from across the way*

oh this is another injury...I won't go into detail. But apparently SpankMe has swine flu....so be careful around her!

oh my gosh! okay! thanks for the warning

she is so going to kill me now!

LMAO :) Brilliant :)

I hope you're not at work :)

thanks! :P
and i'm 16 and way to busy for a job! :P
i guess that can be a good thing. xp

poke jakes' a$$??? jajajaja TOTAL WIN!!!
it's kinda catchy xD

ha ha ha you're good

very funny LMAO

LMAO!! Genius!

oh my gosh, FNM! You're cracking me up!!!!! :)

great song! so catchy! lol

LMAO! I saw this late last night on the Wolf pack post. I couldn't get to sleep so I was scrolling thru the posts and when I went read the whole thing I was roaring with laughter----at 2:00 am, no less!!!!

It was great though, because a short while later I was humming this tune and lulled myself to sleep. Needless to say, I had wonderful Twilight Guys dreams!!!!!! :)

haha. good to know i can help with your sleeping problem! :D

haha. good to know i can help with your sleeping problem! :D

i love it!
that just perked me up for work (well, only a little bit). only new RP pics will def. perk me up to get thru this day

haha. thanks!
(this is Forever-NoMatter i'm just at a different house and couldn't log in as my pretty self. :( )

OMG!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5_SfTg1vk

this would make rob proud since hes always wanted edward to be more devilish! thought id share!!!!

very funny song lol :D

Feeling a bit repetative today?

LOL

I've seen that happen to a lot of people lately, but I think that just set a record : )

wow something went wrong with my laptop i guess i am soooo sorry lol :D

LOL No worries. Like I said that's been happening to a bunch of people on here lately. Yours was just particularly amusing.

why thank you * does a bow* .............its funny cause this stuff always happens to me hmmmmmmm i think something is most likely wrong with my laptop lol .............its good being a MOD cause if i make this mistake again i can delete it and i wont look like a total fool LOL :D

WTH? Why did your comment post here 20 times? LMAO or you must really like that song!

haha! i'm guessing you think my song is funny!? :P

ok i deleted some of the comments sorry again :D LOL

wow that was very clever! obviously new rob posts are the equivalent of xmas presents lol..

and this is a double dose! boxerbriefs and puckered up lips!!

that was by far the coolest song i've heard in a long time!!!!!

haha. thanks!
i've had it in my head allll freakin day!
it''s sssoooooooo catchy! :P

not bad for 16 huh? XD

LOL

What was absolutely genius!

what is it about rob ? really ?!

he only has to show a glimpse of his undies and torso and its just downright sexy, as if he went shirtless all over !!

that's the very sexy thing about rob, he can wear layers of clothes on him and yet he still manage to exude this hot edgy aura !! gaahhh !!!!

Look who send this in!!! Yay!!

Button fly… check
Happy trail… check
Boxer briefs… check
Handporn… check
Pouty mouth… check

Me passing out by the sight of his deliciousness… check!!

*Thud*

LMAO!
*attempts to wake Dutchie up*
Half an hour later...still no progress...
*gives up and tips a bucket of cold water on her face*
*Dutchie releases Ear-shattering scream*

LOL :)

Sssshht....

(I'm still out....)

Hmmm...obviusly Dutchie hit her head pretty hard.
*goes off in search of chainsaw*
Thats right; CHAINSAAAAAAW!!!!
*waits for Dutchie to wake up*

*opens one eye reluctantly*

No no no....

Put that noisy thing away, will you??

I was enjoying a very vivid Rob dream!!

He just grabbed me and pulled me close to his chest. He cupped my face....with his beautiful long fingers he caressed my cheek....I breathed in his heavenly scent and he leaned in to kiss me... he just nibbled on my bottom lip and..... WTF.... what's that sound....

Spankme!!! Don't ever do that again!!

*Throws chainsaw away*
*hears one of the wolf-girls scream*
Uh, i guess i should have turned it off first. LOL
*grabs Dutchie by the collar and lifts her to her feet*
SNAP OUT OF IT, DUTCHIE, I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS TO TELL YOU!!
*Slaps Dutchie as she attempts to sleep again*

Uhh??
*blinks eyes a few times*
*shudders from the cold water*
*mumbles*
Ok, girl, all right, all right... hold your horses...
*wakes up bit by bit*
So, tell me: what the F is so important you have to wake me up for??

Hmmm, now that you're awake, I can't acutually remember what i was supposed to say...

*screams as Dutchie tries to attack me*




Heb meelij met mij, Dutchie!




LOL :)

Uh?? You don't remember?

*narrows eyes*

*Hears Spankme's Dutch words*

Ah... so sweet the sound of the Dutch language...

Ok, I forgive you, but I want something in return...

Can you pray to the Twi-gods to give me a Rob dream tonight?

LOL

There just a little more we'd like to see....but Will wouldn't post that even if we had the photo LMAO

No???

Ah... there goes my chance to ever see his PPPPP (Pattinsons Private Parts P*nis Package).

you are a terrible girl!!!!! I like you loads!

if you get that picture I'll re-mortgage to have a massive billboard put it so it can be seen from satelite!!!!!!!

ROFLMAORHSACHMBDD*

*Roll Over Floor Laugh My Ass Off Really Hard So Anyone Can Hear My Booty Drop Down

I love you! That billboard...for the entire world to behold....

We'd have world peace at last :) lol

AMEN!!

mmhhh I've always thought that with a woman in power there would be no war. I never thought it could be me
*staring into the distance thinking up slogans
Phoenix for world leader
Vote for Phoenix she can guarantee peace
Phoenix is the future
Vote for Phoenix you know you want to

printer runs out of paper, Phoenix fall out of the sofa, the dream ends - thud* lmao

steady on there girl you don't want to do yourself an injury...... lol

if I got that picture I would put my head right there...and then send it in!

Not if I can beat you to it!! Back off wolf girl... find some wolf picture to put your head in ;-))

LMAO

oh you know I only have eyes for one vamp and that carlisle....where is my beloved doc.....he's hiding out till the weekend when I will attack him at comic con!

Yeah...yeah...yeah... yada...yada... yada ... blah...blah...blah....

We get the drift TSH, you don't have to rub it in everytime! ;-)

Oh but I do!!!! *evil chuckle*

muwhahahaha!

I don't know if I still like you when you behave like this.... plus the fact that you kept me from work all day, replying to almost all my comments...

*thinks things over*

Ok.... I still like you!!

*sticks tongue out*

LOL

I know what you mean. I just looked at the clock and though b*llocks its
nearly 5 and I have still have so much work to do things I should have
finished before lunch!!

It's nearly six here and I'm still glued to my keyboard.... it's effing unbelievable; I have done just one thing today and that wasn't even so much work... Besides that.... nothing!!

I better make up for things tomorrow... So if you see me on here tomorrow, be sure to mod all my comments, so they don't get posted, will you?

Pfff... now I have to get my butt back home soon, before my bf starts to whine that I'm home late again...

You know, we have to keep our guys happy!! (Or they won't tolerate our other infatuations any more)

LOL

I know coming up to 6 now and I have done jack....oops! Must work when I
get back to the hotel now :-(

LMAO me too!!!

TSH is back in business....see I do think about the vamp girls!

Thanx! You're so generous...

you have to find me some wolf posts now!

Hmmm.... I'll try... but everytime I start browsing I come across a vamp boy, and then I'm lost...

I only get distracted by Carlisle...you girls better not have forgotten that
I imprinted on the good doc...I know I have been absent but no one is taking
my docs injection away!!

*snorts*

Your docs injection... haha... sure, sure....

you just haven't seen the size of that injection!

*wiggles eyebrows*

More than two hands full I guess??

oh its a right mouthful!!! ;-)

Eh... you might mod yourself lady!! LMAO

I already thought to myself; she has some speach impediment, or something huge in her mouth!!

hahaha

you just have a one track mind!

When it come to Rob and the other lovely Cullen guys, yes I do!!

And I'm proud of it!

I just want the doc injection....oh my just a thought....

I'm gonna ask peter for an injection on Sunday!! LOL

I am going to get him to read WA too! Might print out a copy for him!

Yeah!! That's gonna be so cool....

I mean you giving Peter a copy of WA, not he giving you the injection...

Then he can read everything about his alter ego Daddy C!!

oh here I was getting excited about the injection!

*** HUGS TSH TIGHT ***

I hardly see you lately GF! missed ya!

I missed you too. But my 8 pack tay is back for good now...at least I hope!

I hear ya, I fired my PC....so now I'm back to my ancient one that literally crawls at a snails pace....but hey, at least I can still come on here, so I cant complain!

I'm sneaking on at work...and have done very little going to have to make up
for it tonight! Boo

*** waves fist angrily in the air ***

CURSE YOU WORK!
YOU OUT A SERIOUS CRIMP IN OUR PERV TIME DAMMIT!

I know if i only could get paid to mod nmm life would be gooooooood!

Back for a couple minutes-- had to test my new avatar and say one last HIGH-EEEE *waves wildly*

such an addiction to this site.

And thanks for sending in that article on my behalf --> *big cheesy grin*

LMAO

you can't keep away!!!

Liking the new avi...had to log on for that...mmmmmm!

I have no one to talk to!! This is so unfair!

I know.. slow days means not as many people around-- and all of our comments are G rated. The lust has been turned down a notch-- but I have 'sex face rob' to heat things back up. LOL!

slow days never stopped the smut in me....did you no see phoenix and i
talking lengths yesterday.....we even sized up all the twi men....

I was in muchos favour of Kellan....I think the size of his popsicle will
be....a mouthful shall we say! LOL

I so need to mod my own comment...I hope Dee and Ceci dont attack me!

You and Phoenix? I didn't see that- how could I have missed grading the twi-men??

I agree with you- Kellan would probably win the... girth/length- but I bet Rob and Peter have amazing longevity!

LOL. MOD yourself! :0)

I had Rob at the bottom of my list....

I think Peter would do well as Phoenix said...he's fully grown now and won't
have much growth potential!

I wanted to get the tape measure out to do all sorts of measurements....I
appoint myself the Vaseline applier so men don't get any chaffing!

LMAO! Why is Rob at the bottom of the list? :0( I thought I heard British men were..*clears throat*..well endowed?

not sure If I want to ruin that illusion! You would have the most coveted job in the WORLD if you got to be vaseline applier!

Someone had to go at the bottom but I agree with Phoenix and will change my
order to put Tay at the bottom in the sense that he still has A LOT of
growth potential yet to come!!! Come ....get it.....lmao....I am too dirty
for words.....*slaps own wrist and chants 'must behave and set an example*

British men...are goooood...but you still get the odd one that doesn't
quite..... fit shall we say! Never had an american before...maybe I should
try Kellan out *look to see if KOG is about* hahaha!

I'll vouch for the American boys, specifically the midwest boys. And by vouch, I can only say that they are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

I would say that I can go and test that theory a bit more, but i am a lady! LOL

OK, goal #3 for Europe trip- finding a British husband that looks a lot like Rob Pattinson. Or Jude Law. Or Orlando Bloom.

LOL

yeeee haaaaa!!!

*starts looking into flights for the midwest*

I'm a slut and I'm quite happy to test you theory!!!

*drinking water at desk*

**reads TSH's comment**

***spurts water everywhere***

Good GRIEF woman!! ^^^ I literally did that- f*ck!!!

*bursting into fits of laughter*

I should have expected a hilarious response- but I should have anticipated my reaction even more!

*wiping up water from lap and keyboard*

My coworkers are going to think I've gone mad, but I don't care!

*still laughing and cleaning*

Come on down to the midwest- lots of boys who look like Kellan here- but they think they're God-Kings. blech.

LMAO

sorry hun...I do that on a regular basis too but my co-workers already think
I'm nuts so no changes there!

Honey I'm going to be in the midwest before you can even say yeeee
haaaaaa!!!

You better have a line of men read for me to test your theory....must
remember to pack some pens and notebooks so we I can take notes and discuss!

They men here will go gaga once they hear your accent- I won't need to ready them at all! LOL

And I'm glad your co-workers think you're nuts- serves you right!

*crosses arms, taps foot*

What would have happened if I ruined my computer? Forget about not being able to work- I'd have no access to you! LOL

oh we couldn't let that happen!!

british accents aren't that great...I much prefer your twang!

*sighs*

grass is always greener on the other side, eh?

so true!

I was doing all my pelvis floor exercises on the drive home in
preparation...bring on the girth!!!

You're back, you're back!

Please bring back the funny/smutty thoughts. The Jacob/Bella Still Pic article got me all sad!

Oh just let me get started!!! muwhahahahaha!

started.. vaseline applier... girth

OK- Smutty RIMR_ is back!

lmao...is this convo wondering off the page yet....thats when we can get
REALLY dirty!

(comment removed)

I MOD'd myself to save you all the trouble of where THAT convo was going. LOL

LMFAO

I liked where that convo was going!

LOL @ THUD....uh huh, I'm with ya on that!

Ah... It took me almost 30 minutes to regain consciousness... this seems to happen to me a lot lately...

Ahh, but it hurts so good, doesnt it?

** looks to the future and suddenly sees random images of Rob biting pillows and breaking headboards.....**

I suggest we stock up on LOTS of smelling salts, we are gonna need them!!

Better hold Daddy C nearby... he can resuscitate me anytime!

LOL no kidding!, he better remain on Stand-By!

I'll bribe him with unicorn cookies... so he'll stay with me...

*whispers*

Better not tell TSH; she can get really green-eyed when it comes to the doc.

hahahaha definetly!! damn...that movie better put on some of those fantasi...i mean..images. ehem.

I wonder... who will will have a yummy new avatar soon? LTCB perhaps? or RMG? Cant wait to see the skin and boxer shot girls!

They are already all over the place!!! Cullenfanatic changed it yesterday and Venia today....I don't mind that there's two of them.....can keep looking at that particular area....Yummy...

I know! I noticed he combined the button fly jeans with a boxer brief flash today. He must be trying to make up for lost time or something lol. Also, after close examination, I see they are Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs. What a cutie!

Oh.... he's much more than just a cutie.... he's a sexy god!! But we know that already, don't we?
I don't mind saying or hearing or reading this more than once though...
Everything about this man screams sexy!!

I do agree - Even Harry Potter does. lmao!

LOL apparently he does... at least he admits his defeat LOL

That Potter is smart. He knew he'd be a fool to say he is sexier than Rob. Even reporters would have laughed. lmao!

Aw.. I think Daniel Radcliffe is a sweet guy, I love his self-deprecating humor, but he just doesn't stand a chance against Rob!

Oh I know! He was super funny on Letterman recently. They showed a picture of him the first time he appeared on the show when the 1st Potter film was being released. It was adorable.

Yeah, I saw some interviews lately. I noticed he's always really funny and voluble.

Oh you go girl!

I was tickled when I saw you were one of the ones who sent this in. I can't believe I had to wait until almost 11:00 tonight to see all of this.

ARRGHH!!!

I hate not being able to access NMM at work anymore.

**sobs**

Thank you! I was so pleased Will posted this one (Thank you, Will!).

Yeah, it's a real drag If you can't be on here at work... but on the other hand, at least you get your work done! I know I don't.... well just lucky there's not that much to do right now!

Holly mother of jesus!!! That picture is soooo fine!

*gets down on knees and turns on adoring eyes*

Thank you dutchiegirl for sending this in! You're the best!

*looks at comments and turns adoring eyes to a stern expression*

But what do I see in the comments? YOU! Yes YOU! Like 50 times! You're all over the place! Don't you have to work girl?! Bad bad girl!

I've been working my butt of lately and I'm trying to catch up with all the HP movies so I can go see the 6th movie! But I know... I know.. it's no excuse for neglecting this site....

*does the adoring eyes thing again along with a million dollar smile*

Forgive me? :D

Hi Isobel!! Yeah... I know!! This picture just made me a giggly teenager all over again... and a roaring cougar at the same time! LOL

Please get up your feet girl... and you're welcome!!

*hangs head in shame*

I know, bad bad baaaaad Dutchie; that was definitely one working day down the drain!

I'm not even supposed to be on here now... I promised I'd make up for yesterday...

*looks around for TSH*

*whispers*

I asked TSH yesterday to mod me if I'd show up on here today, so my comments would be posted empty...

Better keep a low profile... maybe I can use Harry's invisibility cloak!

I love HP! I read all the books and seen all the movies (at least twice) and I can't wait to go see part 6! I want to go this weekend. Hope I can drag my bf along with me, cause he falls asleep with every HP flick! How dare he...

I forgive you... when it comes to Harry, you won't be charged of negligence... and your million dollar smile was very convincing!

oh I am here watching you sister!!!

Ohh man... I'm so screwed.... You've got to have eyes in the back of your head, woman!

I'm impressed!!

Got to go now!

*waves*

oh don't go....I have my beady eyes everywhere now that I am back.

Phoenix and I were getting seriously r-rated yesterday so I have to behave
today!

Two more days till sexy o'clock with doc on Sunday!!

Thank you mother nature for perfectly timed gusts of wind!
You've bought us much happiness lately....

I see the peak-a-boo boxer briefs again!

and is that.. happy trail hair? and LIP PORN..FINGER PORN...

GUH!!!!

*thud*

Seee??

Now that is your s*x god!!

OMG my hands are shaking, why the hell is he still wearing those pants??

**thinks of self running to Rob and ripping those pants off**

No brain filters working today!!!!!

lol

He still has those pants on?

*glares at pants*

maybe if I stare there long enough they'll just.. pop right off?

LOL

LMAO!
Yep he still has the same pants on...

He's been wearing them so long, maybe if we're lucky they'll walk away on their own!

OH how I would love to wash those pants for him...he can rest nekkid in my bed while he waits ;)

Um...is it getting hot in here?

I think he should just be commando all the time....easy access to fulfill the desires of us gals.

TSH!! Where have you been!?
*runs and gives TSH big hug*
I haven't been on here much lately...
my kids are on summer vacation and need attention.
*rolls eyes*
But I def missed seeing that beautiful avatar!!!
*gives TSH's avatar one big lick for old time's sake*

Yeah I think we should sneak into his hotel room and steal all his boxers! Then we could all have easy access after unbuttoning those jeans...

Hmmm then maybe we could all make pillows out of them or something. I could definitely sleep with my face in his undies...Yummmmmy ;) But I would prefer my face in his undies while he wore them. Oh well a girl can dream...

lol

*hugs back*

I missed you girls too. Been on vacation and also cr*p loads of work so trying to balance...but its been tipped in nmm favour today.

Breaking and entering....*mind wonders*

I could dig out a maids uniform pretend like I am housekeeping!!

Great! I have my maid outfit all ready!

*digs out skimpy maid uniform from my roleplay bag*



Oh this is gonna be fun!

lol

LOL

do you think he has to get the maid's vetted before he allows them to enter?


I guess as long as I don't have frizzy hair I should be ok!

yes.. the final level of Dante's Inferno hot.

*wipes sweat from brow*

LOL

Well for as long as I am staring at that pic, the pants are already gone...;)

I think I need to stop...right now... before I just go farther, deeper.. somewhere in...

**slaps self**

uff that was a close one too ! lol

we have to try REALLY hard not to get MOD'd this morning..

*stares at Rob picture*

mmm.. yes.. really..hard...

..not to get MOD'd.

*gulp*

Hard, did you actually say hard???

**stares at the pic again**

where????

**slaps self**

dammit woman don't do that to me ;))

Are you playing a game with me?? Who's gonna get MOD'd first??? That's not difficult you know!! LOL

*pleads to the MOD's*

Sorry ladies/Will.. we really ARE trying to be good!

My mind is drowning in the gutter, and there's no turning back to non-naught RIMR

I just read my previous comment...

Boy, I am such a perv!!! And it's not even my native language!! But that makes it easier ;)))

My mind is lost in the gutter to, there's no retrieving it anymore... LOL

i love the little perv in you!!!

embrace it! LOL

LoL

if such pics keep coming, that won't be a problem ;))

I just have to say one thing...


*************************** HAPPY TRAIL!!!! *********************


that is all.

LOL-- there is nothing else TO say besides that!

*goes back to undressing Rob with her eyes*

LOL

should I be wondering how far you've gone so far???

:)

lol, that should not even be a question!

I'm working on creating Robbie, Jr. here!
LMAO

Whoa... Well I don't think it actually works that way, but keeo trying ;)))

LOL

LOLOL I am SOOOO ahead of you....his clothes are already sitting in a heap on the floor...

LOL. Well fine-- we're already having breakfast in bed-- a small snack before round two!

*giggles*

LOLOLOL

what you doing girl?? No waisting time on eating!! take advantage while you can xD!!

LOL-- who said we were wasting time EATING? the food was just a part of the foreplay! *wink*

I think he's trying to kill us! Looking so hot.

^__^^______^^^____________________ <-- RIMR flatlining

no way..you can type while you're flatlining?!?!

lol

lol.. yes. secret vampire skills!

yay you're awake!!!

*yawns*

yes, good morning, dear! What time is it over there? Barely 8:00 am here, trying to get my bearings straight. LOL

Its coming to 1400....th day is nearly over and I will be driving home soon!

OK.. so England is 6 hours ahead of us.. Poland is 7.. I'm getting the hang of all the non-US friends' schedules!

By the way- that song 'single ladies' is stuck in my head now! LMAO!

oh don't do single ladies....I had that song stuck in my head for like 3
weeks when Peter kept going on and on about it!

I even helped Jo study for her law exam by changing the words to it....!

lol, changed the words of single ladies to a law exam?

"quid pro quo means this for that...."

hmmm.. that's about as far as I get. Way to color up a very dry subject! :0)

well it was more like.....

'all the divorce people, all the divorce people... put your hands up!! I got
law on my lips and a code on my hips!!!'

hahahaha

she hated me for it!

oh and good morning to you! :-)

*looks at clock*

blast. I've spent the better part of an hour NOT working. better go and earn my paycheck now.

*still humming Single Ladies*

"put your hands up, UP UP UP!"

Enjoy your afternoon- talk to you later! :0)

damn it left alone again!

*leaves flowers for RISMR* and pic of Rob staring dreamily at her on desk (so you can get pregnant by stare-down if you wish- not as fun, but I heard it's effective)
On vacay, so no time to dance on desk, but I"ll make it up to you by picking extra cheesy 80s music and going wild next time.
*hugs*
bye.
;)

vacations are not allowed :0(

I think Rob staring at me worked- I'm feeling the pregnancy pains already! LOL

You're lucky I just got super busy at work- or I'd be missing you WAY MORE than now :0)

vacations are not allowed :0(

I think Rob staring at me worked- I'm feeling the pregnancy pains already! LOL

You're lucky I just got super busy at work- or I'd be missing you WAY MORE than now :0)

Where's RealMenGlitter!!!

This is for her!

Well, and me for the happy trails and finger porn.

Well, I guess it's for all of us then.

Ugh, this is too much.

I think RMG will be changing her avatar soon ;))

Bloody brain filters are not working today...

LOL! It's only a matter of minutes.

*cups hands to mouth, shouts*

RMG.. GET YOUR BOOTY OVER HERE GIRL!!!

We should probably keep a VERY close eye on this pic... until she gets here! LOL

Uh, I haven't moved my face no more than 2 inches from my computer screen looking at him. Only backing away to type.

Now back to my ogling at Rob!

LOL- same here! I'm so close to the screen- i can see all the iridescent rainbow-y things in the computer screen..

*stares even closer*

..and now I'm cross-eyed.

Oh! I forgot!! She has to work this morning!! Oh no!
She's going to miss this!!

Curse her job! She needs on where she can pretend to work, but secretly be looking at Rob porn, like me!

LMAO!!

aw so sweet of you to think of me!!! stupid work takes me away from my post...*curse work*!!! holy sh*t!!! The ten year shamwow warranty is no match for the happy trail bonus all with the boxer briefs oh my...need to go ring out my panties

I was talking to 5ctBauble last night on twitter-- there should be undies made out of the shamwow materials! no need to ring them out!

true true! Def gotta start making some before NM comes out

I didn't see that on twitter! That is hysterical!! I need to get me some shamwow panties. LOL!

IM FINALLY HERE!!!!!

AHHHHHH BOXER BRIEFS!!!!! damn work made me 6 hrs late for this...thats it im quiting!!!
OMG happy trail included...good god help me


*does the boxer brief dance*

YAY!! You're here!!!

Sorry you missed it this morning.

Did you see that youtube video of him? It says he makes forget you have a job, husband, and kids. LOL!! He most certainly does.

LMAO omg how true is that!!! i love that video!

his eyes, his lips, his hair, his jawline, his body, his fingers, his voice, missed anything ? just unbearable !!!!!!!!!!

(THE USER OF THIS ACCOUNT HAS PASSED OUT DUE TO UNICORN OVERLOAD)

LMAO!!!

I hope that chair is made of washable material :) lol

*eyes pop out*

I take back my comments yesterday!!!! I'm not bored now!!!!! This is a remember me post i can totally cope with!!!!!! Something is a little different!!!!

Hello Hot undies!!! Thank you blue shirt :)

The fly button fans will ALL be happy too :)

Obviously Rob reads these posts and wanted to spice things up for us a little!!!

THANKS ROB :)

LOL!!

OBVIOUSLY he does!

It's good to know :) lol

Am sure he's read yours and realises what a huge fan you are under all that wolfy pretence :) lol

Yeah he probably read your comments from yesterday!!!

Dammit woman, keep doing this every once in a while if we are to see such results!!!!

**drools**

*shouts*

Yeah Rob....i'm so totally bored of you....the only way to change my mind is to turn up at work naked....with a rose clenched between your butt cheeks*

Lets see if it works :) lol

**shouts with Nic**

yeah Rob, you think that impresses us??? I thought you could do so much better!! Shame on you!!!

LOL

LOL

*nic and Agava sit back and wait for results*

Want some popcorn?

LOL

Nic, you need some more nipple porn and that would satisfy your boredom. He will probably wear a tshirt at Comic Con for you and thats not too far off.

*Gets on hands and knees and finally believes there is a good for making it windy*

I swear I want to play with his patch of hair below his navel, and a lot more

*Goes and sits on hands to stop herself typing smutty things*

*wags finger*

Watch that line mod!!!! LOL

Got to love a loose shirt and a breeze though *wink*

I wonder is we could magically conjure a mini tornado to rip the buttons off his jeans???

*Goes to look up spells on tinternet!* LMAO

I really wish my high school had been Hogwarts LOL

Hmmm what is the spell for button removal :) lol

*Hocus pocus, lets all focus, on popping robs buttons in to the belly off a locus* Hmmm...wonder if thats right? LOL

LOL

The closest i can find is Alohomora :) To open stuff :)

*points wand at Rob*

Alohomora jeans :) lol

Not to confuse with 'Erectio!'

That spell has a different effect...

LMAO

*joins deedee in mods behaving badly*

We are the worst of the bunch Dee...you just need to get that dish rag out!

MOD's behaving badly.. LMAO!!

I love it! Welcome to the dark side!

honey I was always on the dark side.....

*stomps foot*

see this is what happens when work takes over and I disappear for a week on vacation everyone forgets how filthy I was was....hale I used to get mod all the time when I first came on here.

Will saw the sane person in me and made me a mod and now I have to behave....but I let go every once in a while!

*bows down to the original dirty mind*

i SO wish I knew about this site whenever I FIRST got into Twilight.. the Land Before Mod's. Wonder what THAT was like, LOL!

Yes, vacation + work = very bad! We missed you here!

oh I am back now!

Oh there were still mods then...I used to get told off all the time...
*hangs head in shame*

I am well behaved now...*sniggers*

I only get filthy when its dirty o'clock and heck its dirty o'clock all day
long for me!!!

Dirty o' clock!!

LMAO!

*big shout out to all the MOD's*

Thanks for never yelling at us when we're bad, and just editing our comments! :0)

I guess we've got it easy these days-- as second generation NMM'ers. LOL

LMAO

oh were bad girls when we first came on here...I think I'm quiet well
behaved now....don't you think?! LOL

Behaved now? LOL... well I've heard of good girls gone bad.. and then the reformed bad girls.. I'd say you are smack dab in the middle-- wouldn't have it any other way!

LOL...me a good girl....don't you see little halo above my head!!

*bends halo back into shape*

that doc took me on a wild ride and knocked it about all over the place!

We have to unleash the beast some times, other we will spontaneously combust!

Rob's beast needs to be unleashed! and put us all out of our misery! LOL

robs beast....I was taking measurements before I think Kellans beast would
be bigger!

What...No way, rob is definitely bigger, it not his knee he is scratching you know LOL

I would happily help him unleash the beast, no problem! lmao

lol

I don't know....there was a debate as to whether Peter would be the biggest
seeing he is a grown man and reached full growth potential...I still think
Kellan is a beast of a man KOG will be a happy girl!

He obviously does know!

Looks closely at the hot undies. It's grey fruit of the looms!! Hmmm, I think my husband has a pair.

I wonder what your husband will think when he gets home and your holding them out to him...and a pair of button fly jeans....

Shouting - get these on NOW!!!!!!! LOL

I love that button fly of his...
Its ... utterly and amazingly attractive on him. Lol

Or off him *wink*

Haha, or coming off him! Wow...

Button fly :)

I wonder if there isn't some great role out there that he could be cast in where (the most) he wears is these freakin' button-fly jeans with the Boxer Brief peep show!

I'm thinking sweaty carpenter....or mechanic....

Who needs a shower.....cut to shower scene....

*mind wanders*

I mean....i'm just thinking out loud here....

*returns to perving on Rob*

LMAO

I don't think you stopped perving on Rob :) Not for a second :)

Hmmm sweaty shirtless anything will do :)

haha!!! I take back my comment too. This Rob post is anything but boring!! Those button-fly jeans are amazing!!! And holy moly, his lips!!!!
If I were to die now, I'd be happy. lol

oh Rob........

with your sexy pout of lips
chest playing peek-a-boo
flashing your yummy gray boxer briefs @ us
and those button fly of your jeans showing

you really know how to make us drool

THERE YOU ARE!

welcome to Wednesday morning Rob Porn!!

i hurriedly (is that a word? lol) checked to see if there are any new posts...and first thing i saw was not the top post, but "smiling Rob on set..."

not a lot of news from yester. so i was surprised when i saw this...

yay! so of course i had to take a min. to look
i'm so proud of myself! slowly letting go of the death grips nmm.org and twitter has on me =)

i've been smearing my name all over this post for a while now, I have to leave and actually do work.

but what a lovely site to see before I exit..

Hope you enjoyed your Rob pic of the day--- hope work is going better for you than it is for me!

RIMR--out!

LMAO

lol on the smearing your name all over the post...

thank goodness for sporadic little bursts of wind so the grey bb's can be viewed huh?!

ugh, work is same old bullcrap...trying to read some nonsense and it is NOT EASY - way over my head i tell ya...

hope work is flying by for you too! it's only wed. ugh..

made it to Wednesday lunch time- officially halfway through the week!

I just HAD to take one last glance at sexy rob before I left for lunch!

Now that is the way to start a morning off!
Let's give a shout out to the wind!
*WHOOT WHOOT*
Without you there won't be any sexy undie shots!

He's a s*x god!!! I seriously can't think straight when looking at this picture.... look at that sliver of exposed skin showing his happy trail.. and the elastic of hs boxers while he has his fingers on that delicious mouth of his... gah!!!!!!

He doesn't even try to look good..... he has a gift!! And he's one gift I'd like to unwrap ;)

lol

peter looks better!!!!

hahaha same here! he is gorgeous!

Mmmm

unwrap

With my teeth

Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh!!!!

hkshiwbknp fuoaoos nshvouihfw hoshfo God, can't type... jfsfjpjfpwfj can't think straight... jgsjspgjpsj gvsjgo mnfskjf Happy Trail... kkkopsi Boxer Briefs... kkgd[pf jsfj Hand porn.... lip porn......... *falls off chair*

Pouty lips, finger porn and for the love of all that's Holy....a upclose peak of underwear and happy trail!!!

He has to many buttons that need to come undone and NOW!

I would undo those buttons with my teeth!

Yay...you're back!!

ok..now onto the matter at hand....buttons and teeth...yes!

I would use my teeth but it wouldn't be for unbuttoning!!! My hands would be quicker...buttons would be popping and flying!!!! LOL

hale yes I am back!!

see I don't like it quick and dirty though that can be good at times. I'm all for the foreplay.....

hmmmm.....Rob, magic fingers & foreplay.

Undressing would be the only thing quick all the other would be dirty!
LOL

ROFL

i like your thinking!!!

LOL, that is my line TSH, I've been saying that since I first spotted those button fly jeans...

Now...go say that to the Doc!

lol

sorry kim I have be absent for a while and missed posts and comments!

I will grabbing other stuff with my teeth when it comes to the doc!

1st!
yay!
my first time being first on anything!!
LOL!! =)

congrats!
*does the happy feet dance!*

thanks!
*joins FNM in the happy feet dance!

*sings the twilight song*

did you read my version of the twilight song yet?! :O
if not, its on this thread. :P

i did read it!
Good job!
it deserves a Grammy award!!
*starts singing Twilight song!*

yay!
*takes grammy award from random star and holds it over head*

congrats!
*starts cheering for FNM!*

*takes a bow*
thank you! you really love me! you really really love me!
*sheds a happy tear*

*Coke spluts out from mouth*

ROTFLMAO. OMG. :D oh, happy belated bday btw!

Can't stop laughing... I'll be singing this for Christmas... ;)

wow im on top 10

congrats! :D

And it's a Rob post!!!

Congrats on first !!!! :))

Great job TF!!

Feels great doesn't it? LOL

second! woot

im glad he's keep smiling after bad night with papz...

Good Gawd seeing all that below the navel hair makes me want to play with it with my fingers, seriously I need to wash my head out with bleach with all these smutty thoughts!

It is nice to see smiling Rob instead off the seriously Rob, back off crazies we like Rob with a smile!

I love Taylor!

We all know about your undying love for Taylor, you can divulge in licking his hair free abs whilst I play with Robs, road to heaven! LOL

LOL

I just wanted to put Taylor in there....you know how I get when there is a
rob post I have to try and convert it into a wolf post!! :D

I will lick those abs up and down all day long.... add some whipped cream
and this girl is going to heaven!

you and me both

I have been gaping at the picture like an idiot, with all kinds off filthy pictures running through my mind

*goes to wash head out with bleach*

LOL

bleach won't help!

What about acid??? LOL

LMAO

What as waste of acid...I'd be doing something else ON acid!

*coughs* I was thinking the same thing *coughs* LOL

Ah, to dream a dream, mine would be fan-feckin-tastic LMAO

lmao

we are such naughty girls dee!

sorry to disappoint but the kind of filth we have in our heads is ingraned
does not come off with bleach it may fade, with time (lots and lots of
time) but will still be there - You are a filthy dirty bad girl Be
Proud!!!!!! Welcome to the club lol

sorry to disappoint you but the kind of filth you and I are capable of
cannot be washed out with bleach it's ingraned dirt, may fade with time
(lots and lots of time) but won't ever go away!

You are a bad dirty filthy girl - Don't hide it Be Proud and join the club
LMAO!!!!

Bahahaha If I unleash the filthy side I will get my butt banned LOL

you are a mod edit yourself craftily....*wink* put your point across without being to overtly smutty You Can Do It!!!!

sorry to disappoint you but the kind of filth you and me have in our minds (and a few others) *pointing at TSH* cannot be cleaned by bleach. it may fade with lots of passing time but it will never go away it's ingraned in the fabric of who we are so STOP trying. embrace it enjoy it and join the club!!!!!!

Filthy Dirty Girl!!!!! LMAO

Hehe, funny how a little triangle shot can get us so.. excited :)

Its thinking about whats below that little triangle shot that has me excited LMAO

lol. Oh what girls would do (including me) to go below that triangle . . . Lol. Oops. I mean. . . .

9th ah thats the best ill get

wow!!!!

Okay here is the avatar I have been waiting for!

10!!! yay top ten!!!! :P *goes back to drooling over pic*

WOW!!
*Stares at pic and starts drooling*

OOOOHHHHH!!!!! Its the Exposed Underwear shot again (With extra hair!)!!!!

LOL!

*picks self up off floor.*
*straightens shirt out*
*wipes drool off chin*

Phew...
Ok I'm good. Damn! Soooo sexy!!

*starts singing*
Let me lick you up and down..til you say stop.

LMAO i was so picturing you doing that :D

*looks both sides to make sure noone saw you faint*

Oh she's ok, she just...stumbled!

Wait,I'll help you with the licking...:D

Thanks. Did anyone see? That would be embarrassing.
Oh hell I don't care. It's Rob dammit. And his underwear, button fly jeans, long fingers and his sexy @ss perfect puckered luscious lips. Everyone faints at the sight of that right?? Don't they?? If not they need to take a trip to the Dr. and get checked. They must be all sorts of f*cked up if they don't faint at this sexy God. ;)

WOW! The guy can't take a bad picture.. Amazing... Gotta love eye candy in the morning!!

where is kristen!??????????? !!!!

Searching online and found nothing ... anyone..

*wonders who will get the new avatar first* hmmmmm.? Any takers yet?

I'm not doing it!
I'm not doing it!

*stares at gorgeous pics of Rob*

I can't!! I must resist my avatar whorishness (yes, I made up that word)

I can't, just can't change it!!

lol... You were actually the first one I thought of when thinking who would change it first. You are quite the avatar whore..lol
Wait can we say whore on here?? Will I get edited? lol

LOL! You thought of me? I AM AN AVATAR WHORE!!!

Hmm, you know I don't know if we can say whore, maybe not whore by itself, but maybe avatar whore is okay. LOL!
*looks around for mods*

*still looking for mods*

Yup.. I thought of you!! You little whore you..lol I don't see why we wouldn't be able to say whore. I mean what is the big deal with saying avatar whore. IDK. I don't they will edit whore. Or maybe they will. Could someone who likes to edit alot be considered an editing whore?? Now I feel like a whore for saying whore so much. I'm whoring the word whore...lol One thing I definitely am for sure is a Rob whore.

*looks for mods again*
hmmm...I could be in big trouble.
I'm just having some fun. Sorry if I'm trouble.lol :)

Well I changed mine yesterday, but it looks like someone else has it too. But I can share, I don't mind.

I am heeeeereeeeee!!!!

Oh! Vamp post...
What is the matter with that boy and his clothes?
I consider that an invitation...

Maybe I should curl my hair before I harass him!

LOL

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!!!!!!
*scowls*
*takes out samurai sword, especially crafted for taking out furry-butted freaks*

LOL

*looks around*

What freaks?
*glares*

No you didn't!

*takes off shoe and throws it on SpankMe's head*
*runs away laughing*

SAMURAI THAT!

LOL

*THUNK!*
*Gets knocked out by flying shoe*
*Wakes up an hour later*
Girl...you have been spending WAY too much time with 4tw!
*gets up and starts chasing PIMSY with samurai sword*
See if i dont turn your @ss into wolfy sushi!!!!!!!

LOL

*sigh*

You just want him so bad Pimsy...you'd even spend hours curling your hair to look special for him *wink*

hahaha!

No I don't!
*hides "I heart Rob" keychain*

I just do it to make him even more paranoid than he already is!

*wink*

You keep telling yourself that :) you'd climb him like a curtain if the curl thing worked :) LOL

*SLAP*

Keep it down! What's the matter with you!? LOL

*looks around at vamps*
*laughs nervously*

She is just kidding!!!!

*holds hands up*

I was just kidding wink*

special needs more like, maybe he'll have pity on the wolf and smile at her she'll be on the floor humping happy with that

lol

*looking around for Pimsy to strike*

Oh Pimsy, I said to you, no touching our vamps!!!

You didn't let me lick Alex's abs, so...I guess payback's a b*tch :D

LOL

So am I right by saying that any one of you ladies would volunteer to be those undies???

CanNOT take my eyes off those gorgeous lips..

they're so plump.. and..swollen looking

*blushes*

you know what I'm thinkin'!!

I think he was blowing you a kiss *wiggles eyebrows*

I think you're a genius.. and absolutely right!

Robbicakes-- I'm coming to catch your kiss!!!

LOL

I was staring at them as well thinking that I want to suck the lips clean off him, how can one man have so many gawd damn sexy body parts? I always notice eyes and lips first when I look at a man (yes I'm a freak!) But normally if they have nice eyes, they don't have nice lips, or vice versa, but with him you get both, I'm not complaining he's just perfect LOL

oh yes, there's no doubt that Rob is the complete package! I notice eyes, lips, teeth, hands, physique. In that order.

If his fingers weren't in the way-- those lips would SO be my next avatar.

*gulp*

RIMR honey, you know me, you know I wouldn't just like to touch him!!! It's just about keeping it PG...

I'd start with crashing those lips to mine and kissing the f*ck out of them!

LOL

I'm going through our comments now- to see if they've passed the PG test.

One test I wouldn't mind failing! LMAO

Hahahah

oh so I guess we're not that smutty yet **sighs**

or maybe the brain filters are still working?? LOL

..or we are all still too mesmerized by the Rob pic!

You can always have a combo of lips and fingers together ;))

Double porn is even better LOL

*splashes cold water on face*

holy crow.. what this does to me SO early in the morning!

Or afternoon **wink**

this is just unfair!! how can so many women be obsessed with one guy!!

**looks at Rob's happy trail**

dammit, I wanna touch him!!!!

just touch him?

*raises eyebrow*

oh yes.. trying to keep this PG

All we need now is a picture off him sucking a finger, then my knickers will explode! LMAO

Any more mouth/lip porn and I will IMPLODE!! i can barely keep it together! LMAO!

Bahahaha I so have a picture in my head off Rob finger sucking, only its my finger mwahahahaha

I have a similar image, except it isn't my finger.. it's my FACE!

LOL

You looked at his lips???

What lips...LOL

Are you just imagining slipping you hand do......

I better not say any more LOL

Hey, I looked at his fingers, too!

*thinking*

I'm remember a certain salon scene from FL95's FF... Edward's Magic Fingers.. lips swollen from.....

*screeches to a halt*

Yikes. That was a close one!!

Just as well we're all getting good at moderating ourselves :) LOL

A dirty pic like this is just asking for trouble :) LMAO

LOL-- I think we've all learned to MOD ourselves.. especially after that nearly naked Kellan post!!!!

I am so MODing myself that I haven't actually posted my own comment yet... :)

I wish I had your self control!!

*clicks on Agava's 'like' button*

aww.. it only let's me 'like' it once!

LoL

well I think I'm gonna come up with something eventually ;) I need my emotions to calm down a bit, otherwise I am so getting MOD'd LOL

What??? Magic fingers....give me the link woman, I need to experience this for myself LOL

Actually, Ms. Mod, you should probably erase my link, after you've pasted it into your address bar.

I'll even report myself, LOL.

Don't want the kiddies on here to read it :0)

I removed it

*heads straight to magicfingers.com* LMAO

whoa! you were able to remove the entire comment, I didn't know you could do that!

:0)

I'll re-post my shout out to FL95-- your FF rocks!

Hope you enjoyed mr. magic fingers!

oooh WELL that was just...uuummmm.....lost for words....LOL

*Goes off to hose self down in the back garden*

Looking at the pic ....he has lips, hair, fingers? I'm sorry I have no idea what you are talking about. hehehe

LOL.. don't get that tunnel vision CF!! Then you miss out the amazing-ness that is our man!

*pulls head back to look at Rob's entire body*

Ah..

**Zooms Out Temporarily*

Oh Rob has a face and pouty lips ... and is wearing a baseball cap. How lovely.

*Stops to Consider*

Ok I'm bored.

*Zooms back in on happy trail*

Sorry, RR, can't do it. hehehe

It's ok, CF.. I don't blame you.

We can't zoom out for at LEAST another hour or so..

Hey you were quick of the mark with the new avatar!

Love it by the way happiness comes in the presence of rob's happy trail!

*stares at CF's avatar and drools and tries to refrain for licking the computer screen*

he's wearing Bali's shirt..it's from Indonesia..Bali beach...

HOT!!

i love his lips!!!<33

Nice avatar! lol!

haha t know!!!

Ohhhh we have a winner!!
I was wondering who was gonna grab this sexy pic and make it their avatar first.lol


And yes his lips look awfully yummy and nice and plump and juicy. mmmm....
*thinking about what those lips would feel like* *and what they could do* *faints*

Looks like we have a problem, VRG. I think we both really liked this picture.

i think that too!! lol..!!

Great minds think a like. Yours is a little lower than mine, you dirty girl.

I just couldn't help it, his button fly jeans are so delectable and can hold my undivided attention for hours.

ROTFLMFAO!!

You know, at first I thought you were just talking to yourself!

LOL :)

LOL....I have done that before so I probably shouldn't be laughing.

Im pretty sure that happens to a lot of people on here though. lol

Too bad Rob can't walk around shirtless during New Moon.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow, that´s hot! Can´t wait until I see him on comic con!! :D Not because I´m going or anything, but hopfully some one video tapes it!!

"Happy trails to you, until we meet again.
Happy trails to you, keep smilin' until then.
Who cares about the clouds when we're together?
Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
Happy trails to you, 'till we meet again."

I don't think Dale Evans had ANY intention that his song could be SUCH an innuendo...

Well she probably didn't, but you did you little perv!!!

But I can't blame you, following that happy trail to where it leads would make me extremely happy!!! ( I wonder if that's where it took its name from)

LOL

maybe the song writer DID mean for it to be a double entende?

*giggles*

Well anyway.. it's so accurate LOL

when i try to see the pics at celeb-gossip it appears and ad and i can´t load the photos, does it happen the same to you?

OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!He is really trying to kill us .....he is so unique i can't believe a man can be so sexy .......................i love this man !thank you God!

oh man. that shirt blowing a bit showing some belly and underwear. it is totally doing it for me right now!!!!! =]
love all the smiling pics of Rob.
wow...him and emilie on the stoop. it is so intensely studying his lines. good to know he has a level head on him =]

Rob, you know what you are doing you naughty boy. I see that you left your top two buttons unbuttoned, knowing that some chestliciousness would be there for the world to see. Then when you were putting those beautiful button fly jeans on, you knew that your shirt on went down so far and that the wind would be blowing.

Rob you are doing this on purpose just to drive us crazy. And I love you for it. Just don't wear ANY clothes tomorrow, pleeeeaaaase.

Kristen is so lucky. Why don't I hate her?

Hey CFantastic!! Way to go on the avatar grab! LOVE IT!!

Welcome to TCA - The Crotch Area.

HELLO FRUIT OF THE LOOM!!!

I can't take my eyes off that hot piece of skin!

I am a quivering mess!!

To be able to run a finger down that trail of hair would be heaven!!

Ohhh.......
what i would give to run my tongue down that trail of hair......
now that's what i call heaven!

LMAO!

Um......that's what I was really thinking, I was trying to be good!!

To hell with it!

My finger can be in the trail of hair while the tongue is busy elsewhere!!!!

I said to hell with it when I saw the pic!!

I was thinking of giving a little tongue then switch it up with some fingers....

wouldn't want to deny any body parts the attention!

Everything is worth touching! Can't go wrong with any of it!

Ok ok ok ok ok ok....Sorry I'm a little excited. Eonline. com under Awful Truth has some news about the Robsten reunion in SD for Comic Con. Both of them are pretty much confirmed to be there. Rob will be done shooting Remember Me by the time he goes, but Kristen won't be. However, and this is the GREAT part. They will be staying at the SAME hotel. Remember they stayed in SEPARATE hotels for the shooting of New Moon up until the end.

Go Robsten and some potential love nest reunion. Whoopeee!!

Yay...Robsten reunited!!!

"I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon
Let's get it on
Ah, baby, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on"

Get some for the team Kristen!!!!!!!

LOl ... I was singing that same song on here yesterday. We were talking about the Robsten reunion and I felt the need to bust out in song. That's funny.

I think it fits them perfect!
You know if there gonna be at the same hotel Rob will call Kristen and sing
"let's get it on"

HAHAHA........Take that LOST chick!

Woo Hoo for the Robsten love!!!

Ick, stop that grossness!!! LOL

I hate Life and Style mag, I was in the store last night and there it was! Rob DUMPS Kristen for Emile! Summit is worried about Eclipse ! Rob has always liked Emile, he even was the one to recommend her for the part in RM.


Ok, whatever. This is BS!

Yeah, them and OK magazine and ... oh what is that other one .... they all make up some BS all the time. They are just trying to sell magazines. I haven't seen anything to suggest that him and Emilie have anything going on.

I have to say this though, the people behind me and the cashier thought I was a bit nutty, I was yelling at my 8 year old, DO you see this? DO you? This is all CRAP! LOL I got a few stares, when I realized I looked a bit nutty, I put my head down and looked around like What people??? stop looking at me! LOL I would never buy that crap.

LMAO ;)

Umm...errr..ahh...*hides face with hands*

I bought Life & Style this week. I know everything they print is pure bull, but I was having a rough time leaving that pretty little face sitting on the stand!! ;x It's hard to find willpower when Pattz is coverboy each week!
*chants 'What Would Pattz Do?' 5x*

omg me too! Its always like " a source said" its bloody bullsh** and you arenot alone acting like a tyrant in the store because of some audacious claim!
then again he always looks yummy on the cover:)

CONGRATS, LADIES!

a) sexiest pic of Rob in days (we truly are spoiled)

b) 160+ comments and everyone has managed to keep it clean!

.....so far!

Hope this doesn't jinx us

:0)

Hey don't get happy just too early ;)))

I'm still thinking what to write...

I am officially a fan of the NYC wind that exposed that beautiful body and the happy trail ;))))

yes.. a special THANK YOU to New York's weather--- may the wind undress Rob as often as possible!

Dear God,

may Rob keep his shirt unbuttoned
and may the wind keep blowing in the Big Apple
until filming of Remember me is finished
for the joy and happiness of your little sheep
who will worship Your name forever

AMEN

LOL

Amen to that although I am not religious at all

Rob is my God!

*presses like button*

there ya go!

LOL!!

Amen & AMEN!

WTF everyone has kept their comments clean after seeing a picture of rob with happy trail, peek a boo briefs, button flies, and pouting lips!!!!!

Are you sure? Scrolls back up to re-read comments on post to make sure as this can't be right!

*Faints away in astonishment and also from the sexilicious picture of Rob*

*thump as head hits work desk*

Ok girls i'm very proud of the restraint, don't know how long mine will last!

I kept mine so far......... but I don't think it will last long......

I think the only way not to write anything smutty and get MOD'd is to get the hell out of here ;))

Which in my case, is so not happening! lol

No I could not stay away from this place the pull of all things Twilight is too great and the daily doses of Rob heaven just can't be missed!

also you can be a little bit dirty on here and not get MOD'd otherwise there would not be many comments on a rob post left! lol

I know, I already wrote that I would like to kiss the f**k out of his lips and seems like no one bothered LOL

I missed yesterdays news.... my mom stayed at my place.... I felt as if my hand or leg was missing ;)

I need a daily dose of Rob, otherwise, I go nuts ;))

LMAO RP_D...

if you are the first to break the 'keeping it clean' mold, I'll secretly love you forever!

Yeah, and be the next one to do it!! LOL

he is just sooo delicious looking, pure yumminess...

hanes, fruit of the loom... ok now what's next?!

so hot

Oh.......dear.........GOD......undie sneak peak is soooo HOT! As if we needed another reminder about what his hiding below his belt!

**cougar head lifts, gleam in my eyes as I scan my prey from head to ....oh what is this....((licks lips)).....boxer-briefs peaking at me, waving hello...an invitation to the dance....I eye my prey....well hello I say as I run one sharp nail down his stomach and around the boxer-brief band giving it a sexy snap...looks like you're happy to see me......**

Thats it, how in the hell am I going to go do yardwork with this on my mind.

I've finally come undone. Thanks Rob.

I forgot to say "UNICORN"

OH!! ROB!!

This post is a great exercise in self control while at work!

Open office surrounded by lots of people I cannot do anything or they will think I am even crazier then they already think..... thank you Dom I have been following your teachings.......

I will have to get home and screach there in an hour.

Thank you Mr & Mrs Pattinson for this genetic miracle that is your perfect son!!!! this is just awe inspiring deliciousness on a pair of fabulous, never ending legs......

Holy Geezus! He is so f*ckin sexy its just wrong but oh so right! Ohhhh what I wouldnt do to get my hands on him... does he even know he that sexy!? one word: yummy

*scrolls back up to the pic*
*passes out*

How the hale can one man look so sexy in nothing but plain old jeans, a button down shirt and a baseball hat!!??? Oh and a little peekaboo BB's of course ;)

*groans*

I don't understand how he does it but I like it!

He could look sextabulous in anything...or nothing.
I think I would prefer the NOTHING though.

*gets down on knees and starts praying*

DEAR GOD
Please let Rob
have a nekkid scene
in Breaking Dawn.
AMEN

I know it will probably never happen
but it can't hurt to pray :)

lol

Ooooh La La... I think I'm gonna die with that sexy little smile and that hint of Rob undies.... *drools* OH. My. God!!! He's just way too adorkable and just oh so sexy!! I love him... but please don't blow away with the wind sweetie pie... oh. wait!! I gotta an idea.... *giggles*
*starts blowing along with the wind*
*whoosh*
"Come back to me Rob... let the wind blow YOU my way... come, sweetie pie"

He shall be here with me and away from the LOST person.... any minute now =)

Lifetime of servitude up for grabs for one shot at getting in Rob's boxer-briefs!

Aw shucks! BELLY HAIR! *rubs screen*

are you going to pick the belly button fluff too?!

*hides pile of fluff behind back*

Uhh...nope! lol

ROFL!

Yet another post I need to somehow make PG

Holy SH#$O*#)($*)#(U)#($*)(#

He's such a tease!!!

Mmmm...this man is yummy!!!! Love the buttons!!!

Yummy - but Fruit of the Looms? Somebody get that boy some Calvin Kleins!

Oh, but I do so love a man who wears button fly jeans!

kisses the screen
licks the screen
tries to bite the screen

nice......

I totally ADORE this pic.. OHHH Rob, you're making me nutz! LOL

omg thats the 2nd time thats happened with a shirt ooh he betr only wear shirts frm now on!!lol

that happy trail, makes me very HAPPY! And makes VERY NAUGHTY THOUGHTS run through my already Rob saturated mind! YUM, YUM, YUMMMMMMMMMMY!

Hellooo undies again!! My God, he looks so HOT in blue!! Yummy!!

THANK YOU, New York breezes!!!
*drools*

i HATE those 4 buttons on his shirt!
do you really need to button your shirt Rob??

LOL

I tottally am still trying to recover from this. HE LOOKS SOOOO HOTT!!!!!! ahhh okay what am i doing posting this comment!?!??! I need to get back and drool over this picture!!

I tottally am still trying to recover from this. HE LOOKS SOOOO HOTT!!!!!! ahhh okay what am i doing posting this comment!?!??! I need to get back and drool over this picture!!

I tottally am still trying to recover from this. HE LOOKS SOOOO HOTT!!!!!! ahhh okay what am i doing posting this comment!?!??! I need to get back and drool over this picture!!

Oh those unbuttoned jeans are killin me! Jeez Rob, why must you do this to me?? Just unbutton the top one and you'll be all set. lol!

his lips look really red..... hmm....

the briefs pokin out of the top of his jeans are oober sexy!!!!! me gusta mucho!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lord its those button fly jeans again. Rawl!!!

kudos to Fruit of the Loom!

OHBABY. There's my yummy man.
x]]

That second link almost gave me a virus ._. Did that happen for anyone else? @_@

Rob don't do this..please baby; don't give us a heart attack..it's bad enough that you give us unicorns 24/7; now this?...just a little peak and i start to hyperventilate; not good...

*blushes scarlet red*..lol

i see you smirking rob and i bet you like to get this reaction out of me huh?..i bet you like to get it out of all the women across the globe..this aint funny..

u are one bad a** man and devilish too..gosh you are hottttttt.. you will be the death of me i swear.....lol

rob; your sex is on fire.....:))))

happy trail porn...:))))))