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Sneak Peak at Taylor Lautner’s InStyle Photo Shoot

by Will on July 22, 2009 · Comments

in Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner inStyle

InStyle Magazine has a sneak peak at the interview and photoshoot that TaylorLautner did for the December issue.

There’s a new pic, and they reveals five things you didn’t know about Taylor:

  1. He doesn’t have a Facebook orTwitter account, though he says plenty of people pose as him online.
  2. He’s a major Red Bull fan and drank it throughout our shoot.
  3. His favorite band, U2, is performing in Vancouver this summer, where he’ll be shooting Eclipse!
  4. He can’t live without his leather jacket, so stylist Matthew Edelstein pulled this John Varvatos jacket for the shoot.
  5. He drives a black BMW 5 series but is more into football than cars.

EXCLUSIVE: Sneak Peek at Taylor Lautner’s InStyle Shoot  

[thanks LMCullen, crazy4cullens & cclore!]

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  • I hate that he drank red bulls, he destroyed himself...
    He's already buff... it's kinda different between jacob and taylor
    jake got taller while his getting bigger... but tay, he won't get taller cause he work out like an athlete and he get bigger not taller, and it will be too big for his size, imagine if he shoot breaking dawn, how big is he??????
  • soical_queen
    I think that is typical teenager stuff!
  • cutesweetiezzz
    Taylor and I have something in common! I'm a major Red Bull fan too! I don't think I could live without it anymore.
  • Team banana <3 June
    Damn Someone quick get him angry.You know when he gets angry he transformers into a wolf and rips his clothes then after he transform back he wont have clothes and that is the way we like him :))))))))))))) OH YEAH
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    WOW!!! A big COLLEGE football fan???? I think I'm beginning to like the guy!

    I'd give him some MAJOR cool points if I could be assured he's not a USC fan!

    Trojans....PUKE!!!
  • wlfgrl
    awwwh i cant live without my leather jacket either ;)
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    **shakes fist in air**

    damn my job! Damn it all to hell!

    bye ladies! Enjoy Mirandas cookies!! ;)
  • Fire_and_Ice
    Job??? What?

    Oh yea, thanks for reminding me! LOL

    I guess I should get back to work too.
  • NessieandJacobforever
    Oh, and the car just makes him even hotter! and the leather jacket.... lol.
  • NessieandJacobforever
    He is too hot!! Every time I see him I start drooling!
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    **reads post**

    Sneak Peak at Taylors WHAT?!?!?!?!



    oops...just a photo shoot...sorry, my mind is still in WA!!! LOL
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    hahaha lmao! that was too funny
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    **innocent voice**

    what!! Like you wolf girls dont ever wish for that!

    LOL
  • TLloverr
    Taylor is so H0T!
    leather jacket.hah..i like it too!!! lol =)
    i love Taylor!!!!!
  • Dayy-uuuuuuummm!

    Taylor is a BALLER-- 'black BMW 5 series'???

    All I can think about now are those awful Red Bull commercials. "They give you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!" --> LMAO

    Hooray for wolf girls!
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    LOL you like that pic better than the one yesterday I see... ;)

    Haha yeah, who knew Taylor was such a player...driving that black beauty. That reminds me, can't wait to see him on the bike...he totally rocks the tires!!!
  • lol, this pose is not so feminine- tay looks so cute!

    cute, but very young. Gah, if I were 16 I'd be all over that!
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Well I kissed 16 goodbye a long time ago and I'm still all over that.
    He's just too yum to deny. Just stop fighting it RMR...it's pointless ;)
  • LOL Nikita!

    Well... I'd start paying attention to Taylor more if Robbicakes wasn't so damn YUMMY!
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    he's such a cutie & man, when he turns legal i am sure many of his fans will go crazy with lust for him...
  • BABY_T_CULLEN
    man he looks really hot!!!
  • rpattzgirl
    Oh I can hear the wolf girls HOWLING!
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    **stares at avatar**

    **drools**

    Girl you've got some excellent taste!!

    **still staring**
  • rpattzgirl
    hmm, hmm good!
  • yum. hey people. family. all. get your butts on twitter, im dieing of bordem.
  • TaylorRoxMySox4321
    Why does he have to be so hottt????!!!! Two words... "Holy CROW"!!
  • I know where to find the fakers at on Twitter too!

    I'm following them!! They can't spell either!

    Continue wearing the leather dear Taylor.

    Unlike the vamps with their pansy little feathers.....wolves like to rip up leather and lace.

    YAY FOOTBALL!! I'm a sucker for cars though. *Looks at the new Dodge Challenger and drools all over myself. Then has a fantasy of Paulex, in a leather jacket, in a Challenger, me riding shotgun*

    (I'm sorry Mrs. Meraz I can't help myself.)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    I have no idea whats going on...but I got your back sis!

    *claws out*

    *looks back at Niki*

    Are we fighting someone?

    LOL
  • LMAO! Girl. I didn't sleep last night like an idiot. So I haven't a clue what happened 5 minutes ago.

    If someone around here is looking for a fight though. *Lifts fists* Bring it on!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *giggles*

    I just saw your long comment and Niki saying she got you covered...so I jumped in without thinking! hahah


    False alarm!

    hahah
  • Long comment? Which one?

    Oh that one up there. Yeah. LOL!! At least I know you have my back!

    *tackle hugs you*
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Just the fake Taylor twitters and ...mhhh *looks around for bluenote* .... well them haters in general I think ;)
  • What...she's causing trouble again? With whom?
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    I'll cover your comment for you, so she won't see...
    *stands in front of TWPs comment*
    Yeah yeah...move on! There's nothing to see here!

    But hurry...I have some business to attend to (including Tay in his leather jacket and the dirt bike ;)
  • *Puts up a neon sign saying DON'T LOOK HERE*

    It's all good!! I'm in the clear!!

    Go ahead and ride Tay......the dirt bike I mean. ;-)

    Nice avatar!
  • Honey after my lovely kiss from Paulex I can't help myself either....Mrs Meraz just wants to know that we are feeling the love for her hubby so I don't think she care....heck now she knows that if anyone says anything bad we'll be pouncing them!!
  • Honey how are you even breathing still? LOL! I would be passed out on the floor.

    Pounce them? Eh no. I'll just rip them a new one like always, and laugh as they run away.
  • I wasn't breathing!! Heck you should have seen me jumping up and down with joy and then I nearly passed out!! I keep looking at the pick and it just brings a smile to my face!


    Rip them up I like that...sign me up!!!
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    I don'T think they would dare...
    Mhhh, maybe we should spread the rumour Taylor's wife (I volunteer) checks the site, too...would safe us from the crap flying around on his posts.
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite
    I definitely like him in a leather jacket! It gives him look older in a good way.
  • BABY_T_CULLEN
    ya it does
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Haha WOLF MAN driving my Dr. Sexy Cullen's black BMW... Oooh I guess the treaty is going better than I thought, now they're sharing cars.... buahaha!!

    Taylor looks good with that leather jacket... and that smile and that damn perfect skin *sighs*
  • rachaelwsz
    Darn it.

    The screen is blocking me.

    Hugs from a wolfvamp hybrid... :)
  • What Obsession?
    He's so cute. I wonder if he's going to the U2 concert?
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    Hey girls! cute Taylor pics... *looks around*

    Just came to see how the wolves are handling their post this morning... ;)

    *sets out platter of freshly baked unicorn cookies*

    Anyone hungry? :D
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    I'm not a wolf girl but I'll take a cookie

    *talks with mouth full* this is scrumptious!
  • ME!! Me!!! Thank you, I love unicorn cookies. ;)
    And the wolfgirls are handling the post very well. Ya know, Taylor is young and hot....Rob is pale and looks like he just woke up out of bed...the usual. haha
  • just_bella TeamPinkSleepingBag
    ROTFL! the usual??

    Hey I'll be more than happy to take the usual!! ;)
  • Heck yes!! I'll take Rob any time, any way. lol
  • 4thewolf
    *waves happily and grabs cookie*
    *stops*
    Wait a minute.. these are UNICORN cookies....
    *narrows eyes*
    Umm... wouldn't dragons be a bit more appropriate for this site, or are you pulling a fast one. LOL
    *hugs* Thanks anyway,though.. timidly pushes unicorn cookie far away.
    DAng, that is TEMPTING, though. LOL
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    HEY WOMAN!

    Uh... I think I could handle dragon cookies for you girls!!!!

    *goes to create a recipe*
  • 4thewolf
    Yayayyayayayayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!

    Thank you!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Why thank you, my dear!
    Mmmmmm, you make great cookies, almost as tasty as I imagine Taylor to be! ;)
  • 4thewolf
    No, probably nowhere close.. LOL.. but worth a cookie cheer.. Wanna try one? LOL
    Does triple roundoff and screams and jumps happily. I'll make one for you later, LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *applauds triple roundoff*
    Very nice!

    Yes! We DO need a cookie cheer. Why don't you go work on that in the gym at Forks High and let me know what you come up with, kay?

    Oh, and can you do back handsprings? Cause I've always wanted to learn how to do those. I'll give you some pointers on making your toe-touches Taylor-approved in return!
    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    They're so good, they're so dang fine.

    I want cookies all the time.

    Go dragons.. go. go.. go dragons!!!

    Woo hooo!!!

    LOL LOL LOL

    *tries back handspring*

    OUCH!!! *gets up laughing*

    Ok. I totally can't do this, either. Maybe we could come up with our own thing. But I'll happily look at something Taylor-approved.

    Or old-enough-Seth approved.

    LOL ;)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Bravo!!!! *applauds loudly*

    VERY nice, my dear Cheer Wolf ;)
    That cheer is DA BOMB!!!


    Uh-oh!

    *rushes to 4tw's side*

    Oh no! Did you hurt yourself with that handspring?
    Do we need to call in Dr. Cullen? ;)

    The girls just had to do that for me on the other post, I fainted at the idea of Taylor in a military uniform, a la Top Gun! Yowza!


    Hmmm, we will have to figure out something else....
    I will ponder, please do the same!

    Good try with the handspring though!
    *hi fives 4tw*

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *laughs*

    No, no.. I heal quickly..

    *springs up*

    Goes to high 5 JIMHs and misses..

    *shrugs* I missed on purpose. LOL

    I know!!! Tay is CUTE!! I love his shoulder blades.. *eyes get softy, squeals*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    SURE you missed on purpose, Cheer Wolf! Sure. Uh-huh, whatever you say. LOL

    He does have the most delicious shoulder blades.
    I wanna lick 'em!

    *squeals with 4tw*

    *catches sight of 4tw's toes*

    Oh, your hot pink nail polish from the slumber party made it through the day, I see. Very cute with that skirt!

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Wow.. I just got a compliment on my toes.. cool..

    Hey.. *wicked grin*

    Wanna do something really fun with streamers?

    Nutty's backing out on me.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Fun?

    And a wicked grin from you?

    Do tell!

    What are we up to?????
  • 4thewolf
    Umm.. *bites lip and crosses fingers behind back*

    I"m being so so nice to Mr. Darcy and decorating his bike for him..the way he wanted it..

    *hands JISMH pink, white, and lilac streamers*

    Can you do a really cool number on his handlebars???

    Just scroll waaay down on this post.. and do an artsy, cheerleadery job..

    There's twi-spirit for you. Go on now!!

    LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *darts around 4tw and sees crossed fingers*
     
    Oh no you don't!
     
    Cheer Wolf, you are such a little liar-face!!!!
     
    Trying to act like you're *helping* Mr. Darcy and not playing mean pranks.
    Twi-spirit! Pshaw!
     
    *glares at 4tw and shakes finger*
     
    Tsk, tsk!
    For shame!!!!!
     
    I don't want to get on Darcy's bad side, we only just met!
     
    But, since I know you won't be talked out of this, here ya go:
     
    *twists streamers into several huge, girly bows*
    *makes streamers into little pom poms to hang on ends of handlebars*
    *hands it all to 4tw*
     
    That is ALL the help you're getting from me, missy!!!!
     
    And don't you dare tell Mr. D. who made this stuff!!!
     
    OR ELSE!
     
    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Ok, no worries. Thanks for your help.

    Gosh, why is everyone so afraid of getting on his bad side. He is the most unscary person ever..

    *confused*

    *shrugs*

    runs off to attach streamers/pompoms to handlebars...

    LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    It's not that he's scary, just that I don't want to be rude to someone I just met.
     
    If I knew him better, I'd be in for sure, it would be a funny joke. LOL
     
    Plus, he's so dang nice!
     
    But I will check out your finished product, I'm sure it will be beautiful! ;)

    Have fun!!!!!!!!!!
  • LovesJasper
    He's so cute but I hope the teeth whitening lets up soon....his teeth are whiter than his
    t-shirt.....Reminds me of the Friends episode where Ross falls asleep with the teeth whitening gel on too long and they end up glowing in the blacklight while on a date. HA!
  • Team_Paris - Wheres my meteor!
    I love red bull, and he loves red bull, we were ment to be lol
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    He looks amazing, as always!
    Gotta love a man in a leather jacket, and he's looking very "bad-a$$ with style" in this one!!!!!!!!! (white tee doesn't hurt either)
    Love, love, love his smile--he can stun me with it any day!

    A great new reason to love December!
    Oh, to have him wrapped in a bow under my Christmas tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hoooooooooooooooowl!!!!!!!!!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    So THIS is what he woke me up for. He wouldn't let me sleep so I had to wake up and come see what was going on.

    His fangs do look really cute...

    Look what you did. Because of your constant biting, I'm now obsessed with his teeth!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LOL
    I told you I was evil! ;)

    I like to bring out the naughty in everyone else, so if you're obsessed with his teeth, that means my diabolical plan is working!!!!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Alright, alright. I'll quit the crazy talk. The heat must be getting to me. It's not easy being the only wolf-girl on my little island. Sometimes the pressure to return to reality gets to me.

    Yes your plan is working. Truth is, I've been in love with his fangs since I first saw him smile in Twilight. I just went to the official NM sight and got Tay's Wallpaper. When I heard his voice, I all but melted out of my chair again. If he can liquify me from a simple picture and one line, I don't ever want to find out what he could do to me in real life. I might never recover...but what a happy death it would be ;)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I'm in love with every little bit of him!
    Haven't been to the new site yet, I'm going to check it out when I can take my time and fully explore.

    Yeah, I'm not sure I'd survive meeting him either, but what a way to go!!! ;)
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    If we ended up in the same place, we should totally meet up obv! We have to represent for NMM.

    I wouldn't take a pic with him because I'm too shy. I'd be blushing the entire time, incoherent probably. I'd more than likely let you go ahead and take the pic FOR you instead! I'm that silly. lol
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I'm glad you agree!!!!!!

    And you are kind of silly :)

    But you're sweet too!
    I'd let you take the pic, then I MAKE you get in one yourself.

    You'd thank me later! ;)
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Sure, I'd thank you...AFTER I stopped hyperventilating and came round from my dead faint! lol He'd probably be freaked out and have moved on by then.
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Yeah, I think I better wait too cuz I'm back and forth here and on Facebook and checking my mail and looking at the site so I'm not giving Taycob the undivided attention that he deserves.

    I have a mission. I've never wanted to do any of these things before but someway, somehow, I'm going to find a way to make it to either Comic Con or Eclipse/BD premieres. I have a year to figure it out. I don't want a pic with him or anything, not gonna try to touch him (that would be a big mistake) but just to see him live and (hopefully) up close.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    That is my dream too!!!!! I'm just dying that I couldn't go to Comic Con this year, but there was just no way :( So sad! Not to be a psycho stalker or anything since we just met, but if we both end up going to the same event, we should meet up and do it together!

    And btw, you're crazy! I wouldn't freak out on the poor guy or anything, but if I got the chance, HALE YES I want a pic with Taylor!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    as the french call it, at least a petit mort!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    I've noticed! I think I'm more corrupted now than I was before I came here...and to believe it's only been TWO days!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Now you can't say we never did anything for you,lol!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Oh, I noticed. I learned a thing or two while being bored to death studying literature. That song just revs my engine, if ya know what I mean :P Just like Tay!

    Take a look at the pic below and zoom in on his hand under the table.

    http://api.ning.com/files/M6jLGi59vUo4kkNA0q530...

    Now maybe my dirty mind is making me see things, but that's the first thing I thought when I saw the pic and so far the ladies have agreed with me.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    of course we all agree with you cuz we all have dirty minds lol!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    This thing is always giving me trouble to reply to you :/

    My first Tay-induced O of many, I'm sure! I think I really am over-heating. My head hurts. He sure is potent.
    If I'm having a Tay overload, I should probably really take a break.

    And, on a side note, your wiki trans "chaud means when the male *ahum* is wider than it is longer " automatically made me think 'penis-fingers'. LOL Did I tell you about Tay's penis-fingers, or was that just Jimhy and McNutters?

    Oh, by the way ladies: I think that if Tay had an official song, it'd probably be "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon. Just throwing that out there :)
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    oh, and that is a great song...it has a petite mort reference if you noticed lol!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Huh? Penis fingers?! I must hear about this!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Ooo la la! ;)
    He can make me "die" whenever he wants to!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    lol, before i saw your translation i had to wiki that and it said chaud means when the male *ahum* is wider than it is longer,lol!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh goodness! I didn't know that word had any slang useage, I just knew it as "hot" in French!

    That's hilarious, I was being was dirtier than I even knew!
    LMAO
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    He he we do it subconsciously ;)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    We really, really, really do ;)
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    He he we do it subconsciously ;)
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    He he we do it subconsciously ;)
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    *performs CPR on VWL*

    *dusts her off*

    Did you have your first Tay induced O,lol?
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    LOL. Y'all are so bad!

    I make sure I don't think of those things. It's hard enough to concentrate with him always on the brain, I don't need to be thinking of slick skin-on-skin contact, temperatures rising, friction...oh dear lord.

    *system failure*
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    oui oui, j'aime Tay and would love to die with him on a nightly basis!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Moi aussi! J'aime Tay. Tay est tres, tres chaud!

    Translation: Me too! I love Tay. Tay is very, very hot! (in case you girls don't really speak French--I don't really, just a bit from high school and college.)

    I wanted to say that dying with him would be heaven, but my language skills are not THAT good! Hmmm, and now I just read what I wrote, and if you didn't know the rest of our convo, that would sound really, really morbid! LOL
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    La petit mort indeed.... I imagine a lot of girls are going to be 'dying' in cinemas around the world when they get an eyeful of Tay :P
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    exactly my dear and who can blame them lol?
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    sorry! we're wolves, we can't help it if we like to bite,lol...especially when you talked about the side cheek appearance, that would be too good to pass up!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    *sighs dreamily* I know... Mc Nut-Nut has me all obsessed with his a$$ after the pics she sent me last night and you've got me wanting to make love to his TEETH, not his lips, his TEETH! Gosh, I need help!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    but you don't have a problem! LOL

    I need to see these pics and I keep forgetting to ask Nutty...as if I need any more kindling in the fire that is my love for Tay,lol!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Email sent. Check your junk mail for Ayana Harewood (that's me! lol).

    Maybe it'll get better once he's 18. It's going to be a LONG 7months.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    No...disqus is taking forever today, especially if you are answering directly from e-mail.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    "looks at her internal countdown* at least it's in sight lol...thanks for the e-mail, the a** is unbelievable in the first shot!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    It's one pic in particular... *shivers just thinking about it*
    I still have the email so if you like, I can send it to you.

    I FEEL like I have a problem, like I need to go to Twilight Anonymous or something. Coming to NMM has made it worse, lol. Before that it was just me cuz I never had anyone to talk about it since Twilight isn't a big deal where I come from (hard to believe, I know). But now, I can talk and fantasize and say anything that comes to mind and no one thinks I'm crazy cuz you all feel the same way. That's both good and bad.

    Maybe... *gulps* maybe I need to take a break from all things Tay. A trial separation :(
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    No! NO, NO, NO!

    What did I tell you about Twilight Anonymous? HUH?

    *shakes finger at VWL*
    You stay away from there and quit talking crazy about taking a break, or else I will send you to your room with no more Taylor talk today!

    AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!!

    *crosses arms over chest, looks at VWL sternly*
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Its is isn't it... I definitely wouldn't mind taking a bite out of that!

    Is it just me or are the Disqus notifications delayed today?
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    You're talking crazy! There is something wrong with everyone ELSE!

    my e-mail is ghern1983@gmail.com...I'm long past trying to control my twidesires,lol.
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    No no the white tee NEVER hurts ;)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Never EVER!
    Hi nikitee, I like your new look! :)
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Thanks...I have the obsessive avatarchanger disorder! Seriously, can't stay with one pic for too long, there are just too many nice one's to pick!! *sigh*

    Ahh...look at our Tay in his (and our) favorite outfit: Jeans, white tee (YAY! doing the rain dance again) and the oh so beloved leather jacket. Simple yet so irresistable.
    Maybe someone should have poured a couple of Red Bull's OVER him, would save us the rain dance ;)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *rain dances with niki*
    The whole pouring-a-bucket-of-water-over-his-head thing would work too, like they did to Rob.

    On second thought, I like the Red Bull idea better--he'd be wet, but also all lovely and sticky and I would have to help him get cleaned up...with my tongue, of course! ;)
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Oh man Jamy!! Pouring a bucket of water over him would be too HELLO Captain Obvious!
    Whereas the Red Bull can could "accidently" slip from my hand and I could give him a shy smile doing the "oh I'm SO sorry! (of course I'm not sorry at all) Let me help you with this *wink*"
    ...it's a way more classy approach to the situation, you know?
    *imagines Jamy pouring the water over him, trying to apologize with "oops the 10 liter bucket with water slipped out of my hand..."*
    Nahhh, I don't think that would work (unless you try it on Rob)
    LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh Nikitee, you're a smooth operator!!!
    You have shown me the way once again. ;)
  • Venia_Cullen
    he looks really good here..!!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Holy SDHOEIRJOSEFIJ Mother of God.

    Your avatar just made me scream obscenities and pass out!!
  • TeamTaylor
    he looks really good in every picture he takes....
  • cclore
    When he smiles, his whole face lights up!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    One of the 3984729384749584 reasons why we like him cclore :-D
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    His eyes sparkle like the brightest stars, don't they Howly?
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh yes they do!!!

    *singing*

    Twinkle Twinkle brightest star
    How I wonder where you are...

    (Had to screw up some of the lyrics!)
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    *joins the chorus*

    Like a diamond in the sky..

    Til I snatch him from there and run like hell!

    LOL
  • TeamTaylor
    okay I had THE BEST/worst dream last night!! I was cast as an extra for eclipse and I met rob pattinson and taylor lautner and I became really good friends with rob and taylor lautner secretley liked me and right when he told me he was into me and was about to pgive me a kiss I WOKE UP.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    I am so sorry!! I can tell you from MY dreams that he's real good! Except he does way more than kiss me in my dreams!
  • TeamTaylor
    >:( I wish my dreams would give me some of that!!!

    *pounds table angrily*

    Stupid, cruel dreams!!!!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    It helps if you go to sleep looking at a Tay pic...not that I know personally of course, I heard that from someone else,lol!
  • Hot to trot...

    *whistles*

    here boy here boy!!
  • OMG just lift that shirt up again Taylor and show us that 8-pack!!

    Why oh why are holding out on us till November...we can't wait that long!!!

    And this shoot better be in the UK version of Instyle else you US girls are going to have to fed-ex a copy to me!!!
  • BiteMe
    I promise to Fed-ex it to you if your Instyle doesn't have this shoot!!! :P We couldn't possibly deprive you of anything Taylor!! :)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Random, but I like your altered avatar. Makes you unique and easy to spot, a la TSH. Nice! :)
  • BiteMe
    Thanks! :) I was inspired.
  • aww thanks sweetie!!!

    It better be in else I will be throwing a hissy fit!!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    I wish we could all be in the same theater to see this movie. I want to see your face when you finally see him completely shirtless and running around.

    Priceless!
  • LOL shall I film myself for you Kim!!!

    Although...I might just pass out and then someone might run off with my camera!!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    LOL, and I'll film myself so you can see my reaction to shirtless Rob and of course when he leaves her *sobs*
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    That'd be mass hysteria.
    We'd prob scare the whole theatre.lol
  • Oh but it would be a blast!! Nmm'ers take over a theatre!! LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    I know!!!

    It'd be such fun!!
    I will look at my friends that go w/ me w/ disdain and wish they were you guys. No joke. lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    Well if you're in Florida you could always make arrangements to see it with Pimsy, she's in Florida isn't she. That would be a treat, I'd buy a ticket just to see the two of you reacting to each other in person. : )
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Lmao that'd be like world war 3!
    Yes, I'd imagine that would be quite the show. lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    That would be fantastic. Curses intercontinental separation.
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    I know damn!
    Stupid Florida.

    4 months from now...

    Friends:Why are you looking at us like you hate us?
    Me: I don't hate you!!!
    I was wishing you were different people. lol
  • cclore
    I can see why he can't live without his leather jacket! He looks good in it!

    And I love some football!!! Best sport to watch in my opinion!! lol
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    yes!!! football! yet another reason why i love you, cclore!
  • cclore
    *hugs MB*

    *blushing*

    Awwww thanks!! Love ya too!!

    Are you ready for some football?!! LOL
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    HALE YES!! it's what i live for! and i'm a college fan above all, so from late august to new year's week i'm in heaven. saturdays are meant for ESPN and beer! =)
  • cclore
    Yep!!

    My weekends are pretty much shot during football season! lol
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    aha! so i'm wvu and you're vt huh? a little friendly competition never hurt anyone! ;)
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Competition can be dangerous, Look at Edward and Jacob. It's all fun and games until someone imprints on your newborn daughter. lol
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    LMFAO.

    you're too funny for your own good sometimes. you know that?!
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Oh stop. *Waves dismissive hand in the hair*

    Anybody can be as funny. lol
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    my family's had season tickets to the WVU games since 2004. i gotta make it up there for a few games! who do you pull for?
  • cclore
    Well I've always pulled for Va. Tech, but my 14 yr. old son has set his sights on UVa., so last year we started pulling for them as well.
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Hello handsome! lookin good, as always...
    I SWEAR to god those teeth glow brighter than the lights in the background!
    putting on sunglasses and singing
    *blinded by the lights*
    ...
    lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    I almost didn't recognize you!

    *hugs*

    Morning Snitzel! Err...How do you say sister again in German? :P

    *giggles and clicks like*
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Pimsy, you're EVIL lol
    It's Schwester... (what the hell is a Snitze??!!?LOL)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    It's breaded chicken in Hebrew! hahaha

    *evil laughter*

    You KNOW you like it when I click your like button!

    *wink*
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    *leans in to Pimsy*
    *looks from under eye lashes*
    *whispers softly in her ear*
    Yes Pimsy... I like it when you push my button.

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *low growl*
    You're such a bad girl!

    I might come after you for seconds *winks*

    *leans closer to Niki, whispering in her ear*

    I loved it!
    LOL
  • Mr_Darcy
    (No reply boxes up there)

    *pours tea for Pimsy*

    Me too, but you do realize the solution for that is quite simple.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    hahahah!!!!

    *gasps*

    You too Niki???? Damn! I must be irresistible! hahah

    I'm never putting on pants ever again! Only short skirts from now on!

    *twirls*

    *stops and stares and niki*

    Just give me the word and I'll push it again! *sly smile*

    LOL
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    LOL

    Oh come on...don't make such a scene! We both knew this was for fun purpose only. And don't tell me you didn't enjoy it
    *slaps Pimsy's @ss*
    I know you did.
    ;P
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    LOL

    Like I was the innocent angel before ;P
    Howly really knows me better than that.

    *takes another pull from ciggy*

    I might get back to you about the...hem..."liking" ;)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    I feel so used! You didn't even buy me dinner!



    LOL
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    *comes down from high*
    OMG...you just gave me a like-O...
    *lights up ciggy*

    That was good... did you enjoy it as much as I did?

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO!



    *leans back, arms up*

    Hmmmmm!



    That was just what I needed!



    *takes Niki's ciggy and puffs*



    Ihowl will kill me for corrupting you!
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Ah well, what can I say? Your blue avatar intrigues me... plus I know you're game for ANYTHING *wink*

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *caressing Niki's avatar*
    How could I deny you pleasure...

    *slowly touches mouse, moves to Niki's comment and clicks like, releasing a low moan*

    LOL!!!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    He’s a major Red Bull fan??? Don't do it Taylor.. it gives you wings... werewolves don't fly!!

    LMAO
  • teamswizz
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's sooooooooooooo funny
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    How about...."DON'T DO IT TAYLOR!!!! IT'S GOING TO GIVE YOU A HEARTATTACK BEFORE YOU'RE 40!!



    That stuff is so dangerous.
  • OMG i know thats what i said. he already is putting so much pressure on his little, beautiful heart. :(
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I HATE that stuff...I wish it were illegal!
  • i wish a lot of foods and drinks were illegal but sadly no. :(
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    LMAO Kim, good one!!!
  • lol he would so look good with his leather jacket and shirtless :)
  • I have to agree with you on that point! lol
  • lol yes leather+ naked Taylor= hot
  • just no leather pants - that's not going to fly with me. haha
  • hahahahahhahah very funny :D
  • Brilliant!
  • kristine8
    LOL

    Everytime I see the Red Bull commercial with the vampire flying with the woman in his arms I think of Twilight...
  • 4thewolf
    *grins* He's a wolf, Kim.. he can do ANYTHING and do it well!!!
    LOL
  • Sure I'd love to help but...I suck at drawing and I'm scared of ruining it lol.
  • 4thewolf
    *eyes shining* No, no. Nutty This just requires a little decorating.

    Come here..

    *runs with Nutty to Mr. D's workplace parking lot and points at motorcycle*

    Hands pink and lavender streamers.

    *eyes wide, innocent*

    You know how nice Mr. Darcy is to you? Well, here is your chance to repay him.. He really really wanted some streamers on his handlebars.. Do you think you can fashionably twist them, and then attach them to handlebars?

    I have full confidence that you can!!!

    ;)
  • LOL no way in hell am i getting into your schemes!

    i wanna be on his good side! *stomps foot*
  • 4thewolf
    *sighs* Fine... nutty.. but I think it would be really fun..

    Ok.. I won't do it..

    OH. look. dripping wet shirtless Tay, holding Poppy-scented spray..

    *takes streamers and waits till Nutty leaves*

    ;)
  • kleptomaniac? i hope its not an STD...

    *googles* oh..LOL am not! i just like the shiny stickers. MINE!

    and its ok, i'll say this work of art is by the one and only wolfy. ;)
  • LOL its okay i like poppies..

    LOL my little pony? are you 4realz?

    .... <.< ....>.>

    *steals the stickers instead of putting it on his bike and runs away*
  • 4thewolf
    *calls out*

    OH, YEAH!!!! Well, when he asks tomorrow who he has to thank for this amazing work or artistry.. don't expect to get any of the credit!!! KLEPTOMANIAC!!!!!

    ;)
  • LOL you almost distracted me. ALMOST. :P

    and whats with the poppies? a running gag now? LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Sorry, I can lay off the poppies.. Bummer.. since you're not distracted.. here are some glittery "My Little Pony" stickers.. I think they'd look so nice on the seat... Go ahead, Nutty. He'll be your friend forever. I'm quite sure. It's for his little sister.. You know he'll do anything for her.

    LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Yeah right Kimsis.... hhmmmm if thats the case then I hope he keeps his shirt on during the whole of New Moon.. thats right wolf girls, I said it!! *evil laugh*

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Kimsis.. I never wanted to do this to you. .but..

    *gives Kim a shove and moves her back 3 feet*

    Shirtless. PLEASE!!!

    *bites lip*

    Still friends?

    LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Omg Kimsis, you shoved me... *yanks 4TW''S tail hard* ... now we're even!

    Wals away but stops...*guilt starts to seep in*.. I am sorry.. *kicks dirt*... I would still like to be friends... *gives tear brimmed bambi eye's*

    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *tearing up too* *bites lip to stop them*

    *hugs Kimsis quickly*

    OK.. this never happened. Right?

    *jumps around happily* Let's go swimming!!!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Looks like I'm missing the swim party. I'll bring margaritas over later after work!
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh. Sounds good!! I don't drink very often and think I am remarkably boring when I am getting there, but you can drink for both of us, and I'll just try to be entertaining. LOL :)
  • 4thewolf
    Ooh. Sounds good!! I don't drink very often and think I am remarkably boring when I am getting there, but you can drink for both of us, and I'll just try to be entertaining. LOL :)
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    *flings arms around 4TW's neck* Yeah never happened, already forgotten!

    Yes I love swimming!!! *skips off happily* I will go get us some fluffy towels, ooh and a jet ski, I've never been on one before, shall we try it?

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Jet ski?? Water, high speed and danger factor?? Of course!!!

    *screams and runs towards beach!!! * It will almost be like fLYING!!!!!! ONly we'll get wet!!

    LOL
  • amycullen77
    It's a bit strange to imagine this, but drinking a lot of Red Bull also makes one's pee green in color. There's something we know about Taylor that we might not have learned. You all know you were dying to know that. :oD
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    EWWWWW! LOL

    Well you know what? I love him anyway. That's true love! LOL
  • LMAO!! true dat!

    isn't he pretty??? /le sigh/

    p.s. im worried for his health even more now. red bull was banned in germany cos they found traces of cocaine. not only that, but energy drinks in general aren't good for you. their not natural, who knows whats in it! plus it has no nutrition. he should just get a 5 hour energy shot, or drink regular coffee. he's putting so much pressure on his heart what with working out a lot and now this... *starts praying*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Hi MC! He's so pretty! I gigle a bit every time you put /le sigh/ LOL

    I hadn't thought about it, but now I'm worried too! Great! Now we have to pray he doesn't get attacked by rabid fans AND that he doesn't give himself a heart attack?!?!
    *prays with MC*
  • lol glad you enjoy my musings.

    he wants to gain 10 more lbs and he's already super buff now! =O

    i like him just the way he is! please no more tay!
  • amycullen77
    We all love him and now we know an intimate, albeit gross, detail...Thanks to my useless knowledge and *puts hand to the side of mouth and whispers* personal experience.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    True! I'll take any intimate detail I can get. You're a brave girl for puttin' that out there! LOL
  • lol
  • Jaypat
    LOL! Kim.
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    ROTF Kim :)
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Just wanted to say "hi"...I made it! Thanks for talking me into posting - I'm such a voyer!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I will see if the other will come give you a NMM welcome LOL
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    That would be lovely!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Come over to the new post :) lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Hi :)

    *waving madly*

    Nice Rob pic....hmmmm....he's not a sexy as my squirrel though....nice try Rob :) LMAO
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Well nothing tops the squirrel! *bows to squirrel*
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    Ohhhh, he wants to fly like Edward. Can't blame him, I would want to too.

    LOL

    *Throws up hands*

    Just kidding wolfgirls. I love me some Taycob.
  • ROFLMFAO

    I love you Kim but he can fly and take me up into a tree anytime!
  • LOL ditto!!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LOL! Sod the tree.... bedroom would be more appropriate! ;)
  • fly all over me baby and I'll help you get wings!!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I don't want any of his tree loving activities anywhere near me!! LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I'm with you Kim! So nice to have you first on a wolf post! *Breathes a sigh of contentment* LOL
  • I'll set paulex on you!
  • Mr_Darcy
    *starts humming Frank Sinatra*

    Fly me to the moon
    Let me play among the stars
    Let me see what spring is like on..
    Jupiter and Mars
    In other words...
    Hold my hand
    In other words...
    Baby kiss me
    Fill my heart with song
    Let me sing forevermore
    You are all I long for
    All I worship and adore
    In other words...
    Please be true
    In other words...
    I love you

    *big band blast*

    *saxophone solo*

    *gets up from desk, starts dancing Fred Astaire unbrella routine*

    *coworkers all starring*

    *coughs, adjusts tie awkwardly*

    *sits back down*

    Ummm...right then.
  • 4thewolf
    *walks into Mr. Darcy's building to hand him tea as a peace offer----- sees Mr. D dancing and singing at desk*
    *blanches and eyes go enormously wide*
    *hands tea to coworker, wheels around and immediately runs for hallway until outside doors*
    *leans against building unsure whether to burst out laughing or be very very scared*
    *walks by parking lot.. something hits consciousness*
    *Nina 500*
    *stops, thinks*
    *slow, slow smile*
    *leaps on top of and over cars, scrambling to get to art box at home*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    He said the little girls in his neighborhood loved it! hahah
  • LOL oh mr. darcy. your too much. :)
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    lmao! funny but i was thinking the same thing sinatras great=)
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    That's so sweet... It made me want to cry :(
  • Mr_Darcy
    : )

    Now just imagine Taylor singing that to you and it just may produce a very different reaction. We already know he can dance.
  • 4thewolf
    *Carefully applies "Wickham is my homeboy" bumper sticker to Ninja 500. and "Sparkles make me happy" on other side.
    *steps back to admire work*
    *grins happily*
    Perfect.
  • Mr_Darcy
    That's just mean

    I find myself momentarily at a loss for words.
  • 4thewolf
    *hurt*

    mean? I spent so much time on that!!! It's artistic and.. festive..
  • 4thewolf
    adds pink, white, and lavender streamers to handlebars...
    *jumps over cars and out*
    LOL
  • oh mr. darcy quit teasing us!
  • 4thewolf
    Um.. Nutty.. would you like to help me with an art project.?
    *eyes bright, waits expectantly*
    *sweet sweet smile, puppy eyes*
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    No, I haven't had a chance to watch Underworld yet. :x I need to get with that! I don't have a big list of DVD's to watch just now, though, so when I finish up the two I have, I'll start with those!
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    I don't know Mr. Darcy. All girls would go nuts if Taylor did that for them, but you're a bit of a rare breed. You might get some proposals, too. ;)
  • Mr_Darcy
    I wouldn't be surprised.

    By the way have you had an opportunity to watch the Underworld films yet? I remember you expressed interest in them some time ago.
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    I'd probably propose...lol
    The clothes are staying on (mostly) until he's legal BUT that doesn't mean I can't take him off to some deserted island while I wait impatiently for that day.
  • LOL really?! wow i feel famous now. :P

    and i like the name. only you have called me that.
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Yay! Hooray for ingenuity!

    *does happy Tay dance, complete with backflip and his signature sideways handstand, pointing at you*
  • LOL me too! ...or i'd melt like the wicked witch of the west.
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Hey Mc Nut-nut! (that's what I'm calling you now :P) Welcome to the madness! It's been a long, Tay-filled day. Your butt-pics have made the rounds, as have his pen!$-finger(s) :)
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    AND you know sinatra?!?!

    you're just so darn close to perfect, mr. darcy!
  • Mr_Darcy
    LOL Thanks MB, I'm quite flattered.

    I'm curious though since I'm so close, what bars me from perfection?
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    haha! oh, just that old adage:

    "nobody's perfect!"

    even stephenie meyer admitted edward wasn't perfect. i just assume no one is, but you're a man after my own heart!
  • Mr_Darcy
    : ) I'll take that.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    That's my fave Sinatra song Mr. Darcy!

    Fill my heart with song
    Let me sing for ever more
    You are all I long for
    All I worship and adore

    In other words, please be true
    In other words, I love you

    *steps down from microphone*
  • Mr_Darcy
    : ) Great to find another Sinatra fan!

    Somehow TSH's comment just brought that one to mind
  • I love that song too darcy!!
  • I'm a huge Sinatra fan - I'm pretty sure it's because I grew up listening to it at my grandpa's and parent's houses. It's hard to nail down a favorite song....I really like when he sings Moonlight Serenade. This compilation has great songs: http://www.sinatra.com/store/music/classic-sina...
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    that's a very nice compilation, i might have to go to itunes for a bit...
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Old Blue Eyes is classic, what can I say,lol?

    I had a brief period of time where I would bake cookies while listening to Sinatra, I was 16 and my parents could not figure it out lol...
  • I bought that one for my dad and "had" a burnt copy of it........which I have since lost. Arg....I do have the album "Nothing but the Best" but I do enjoy that one.....it's got some hidden classics on it :)
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Thanks, Mr. Darcy!

    I also love "I've Got You Under My Skin"
  • Mr_Darcy
    No argument there.

    Cookies and Sinatra, that sounds rather appropriate actually.

    I must say I'm impressed though, not many people can say they had such exquisite taste at 16.

    My favorite I'd have to say is "The Best is Yet to Come" or "Luck, Be A Lady" although when I hear that one I always think of Marlon Brando in Guys and Dolls.
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LMAO!!! Hilarious Darcy!!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    i'm not one for red bull myself. i need to have it in almost frozen form like a slushie to enjoy it. haha
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    This morning my face was as red as red bull... without the bull..

    But I like that stuff anyway, I drink it a lot! But it has way too much sugar!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    yeah i can either handle caffeine without the sugar or sugar without the caffeine. so it's either diet coke or sprite for me! i don't do the hard stuff! (well, hard sodas...hehe) =)
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    LOL Hard liquor anytime... starting in an hour or two.

    But it's morning where you are now right?

    Probably not the best idea... stick to your diet coke!

    In the morning I always need loads and loads of coffee!! And tea... and water... My desk is always full of mugs and glasses with different kind of liquids, my colleagues think I am daft as a brush... ok, I am LOL
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    uh....well, its *almost* noon.....so???

    yeah, i can't drink right now. who am i kidding? haha.

    i don't drink until dinner time...and then after! ;)
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Ok... I'm off to get home now... hope there's no traffic getting in the way.

    But then again... I can always ask Edward to push them away, with his own hands!!

    Maybe talk to you later tonight!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    be safe.

    lol

    talk to ya soon girl!
  • BABY_T_CULLEN
    i agree with you
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I know I can't stand the stuff.... the smell is awful, reminds me of nail polish remover.. just no!! lol
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    It helps if you mix it with vodka lol
  • Mr_Darcy
    Somehow that seems rather counterproductive.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    lol, maybe but I need to sleep somehow... I'll prob have to work the next day and everyone is scared of me if I don't get enough sleep,lol!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LOL! I'd just drink the vodka!
  • The one and only time I experienced Red Bull was in Vegas....drinking Red Bull/Vodka.......needless to say, I partied for like 48 hours. Then I totally died at my gate at the airport......that was the longest flight of my life!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    that makes sense lol
  • My rule of the thumb is to never get wasted anytime you have to get on a plane soon...
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    i've spent many a morning regretting my south beach binges lol!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    I'll probably need a few shots of vodka to help me sleep after new moon lol!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I think it's a better choice out of the 2, my god can you imagine kids hyped up off red bull after watching it... my god it would be pandemonium! lol
  • I found a Wolf post just for my wolf girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    See, us Vamp lovers, still are there for our Wolf Girls!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Thank you so much girl!!!!!!!!!!!
    All hail LM, finder of the Taylor post!
    Woohoo!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    I am postrate on her altar! Hi Jamy!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Hi Wolfie!
    *big hug*

    I should SO be getting ready for a job interview right now, but I had to jump on quick and comment on the awesomeness!!!!

    Well, I guess I have time for one quick celebratory dance...
    *dances around with Wolfie*
    LOL
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Good luck on the interview! You better get the job or I'll help you tear them to pieces!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Awww, thanks girlie!
    That's why I love you :)

    Interview went well, now I wait.....
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    *cracks knuckles* I have your back,lol.
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE
    Shout out to LM!!
  • woot woot!
  • I love you LMC.....I haven't told you that for a while but I love you so so so so much!!! xoxo
  • I know you love me!! haha

    You girls know I"m here for ya!!

    Now go away, you stink!! lmfao

    Just joking!!

    hehehe *winks*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *placing wet slobbery kisses on LM's cheek*

    Thanks Thanks!!!
  • awww shucks! normally I'd cringe, but your just so darn cute!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Awwww!

    *again kissing LM even though she tries so hard not to cringe*
  • COOKIE!!!!!!!!!





    lmfao
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    LMAO!!!

    I think I need to start using that against the wolves also. lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Congratulations of getting the 50th chapter!

    :-D
  • lmfao! yeah, I"m only on chapter 38 tho! haha everyone is mad at me cause i'm taking too long!

    i'm tellin' ya .. i read the saga SO fast, that I have been reading slow ever since! LOL
  • geminiheartmk
    Hottie! Great gleaming wolf smile! Interesting facts about TL.
  • TereGray
    Lovein it! I still cant beleive how much he has grown up over the last year!!!!!
  • edwardcullen_luvr
    I start to sway over to Team Jacob everytime I see a new Taylor pic!! I am torn!!
  • Fire_and_Ice
    I'm always torn! When Taylor turn 18 I'll feel better about my not so PG thoughts.
  • kristine8
    We'll pull you back if it starts to look iffy...

    LOL
  • edwardcullen_luvr
    Whew, thanks!!
  • kristine8
    No prob. :)
    You can enjoy the scenery without crawling over the fence.

    Just don't break eye contact with your avatar for too long, and you'll be ok.

    lol
  • edwardcullen_luvr
    LOL, nicely put!!!!
  • Twisessed
    Ah!! TAY post!! <3<3<3
  • Twisessed
    4th! ;p
  • Mr_Darcy
    3rd

    Memo to myself: Anyone online who claims to be Taylor is a fake. Rats
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    Where is your previous comment? haha!

    Okay...

    I sighed and said I missed our morning patrols.
    You poured me tea, winked at me (lmao) and said the solution was simple.
    I sipped on the tea and asked what was the solution.

    Now you continue...
  • Mr_Darcy
    Oh bugger, I sent it via email, but it seems a bit slow.

    I said that the simple solution is of course to summon me. It's been quite some time since I've been requested with the expectation of my immediate presence. And I wondered if 4tW was still on holiday or if her current habit of dropping in and out sporadically was just her new habit.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Aww Mr Darcy! We are always expecting you to jump in the convo...You're part of our pack! You don't need to knock on the door to come in...You know what I mean?

    4tw is still on vacation and feeling out of loop on things! LOL I cant wait until she comes back! I fear that things will only go back to "normal" when she is back home and on 24/7 like before! LOL

    I haven't summoned you lately, cuz you seem to have made more friends and I didnt want to suffocate you...
  • Mr_Darcy
    I presumed as much with 4tW. Like I mentioned earlier my workload is picking up rapidly, so I've been keeping off until I see a good reason like being summoned or catching an opportunity to get 1st. And let me assure you, no matter how many friends I have on here I will always respond as rapidly as possible when called by name. : )
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    No.
  • Mr_Darcy
    Precisely
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *snorts*

    I wasn't expecting you to admit it.Even though you didn't admit what I wanted you to admit...*rolls eyes at self*

    I'm still not satisfied! You're a lot of work and no pay! *sighs*

    I tried! Maybe 4tw will have better luck cracking you. I lost my touch. LOL
  • Mr_Darcy
    Have you met anyone who can "crack" me as you say?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Darcy, if you want to amaze the whole room then you want the attention that comes with it.

    Otherwise why would care if what you said was smart enough or funny enough or whatever enough to receive public appraisal?

    Admit it!!!!!!!!!!! You're just like me, but in order to get the attention you use other methods...

    JUST SAY IT! PLEASE!! OUT LOUD!!!!!

    You are human and you DO have feelings!

    SAY IT!
    SAY IT!

    hahah
  • Mr_Darcy
    That was actually a Pride and Prejudice quote. But yes, I am as human as anyone else on here. And I...I...(geez why is it so hard for men to say this out loud) I have...feelings. phew, that almost killed me.

    : )

    HAHAHAHA
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    DARCY! DARCY! DARCY!

    I think you crave the attention! LOL

    Thats okay, so do I! But I jump in people's faces, attack them or lick them instead of waiting for my name to be mentioned...I cant wait that long anyways... no patience! LOL
  • Mr_Darcy
    LOL

    Either that or I am just of an unsocial disposition; unwilling to say anything unless to amaze the whole room.

    : )

    True to your name as always. You picked it well.
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Okay...enough reply boxes here!


    *sips on tea*

    What is the solution?
  • Mr_Darcy
    <Insert Previous Comment Here>

    Yes, good place to continue
  • LOL

    i knew that ...have you been following people claiming to be Taylor?
  • Mr_Darcy
    Nah, just trying to come up with something clever to say. If he really did have anything like that I'm sure we'd see regular updates from it on here. Not to mention there's no way his publicist would allow that anyway.
  • LionandLamb20
    Yes! First!....Taylor is sooo cute.
  • LionandLamb20
    Oops...well 2nd
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *doing a crazy happy dance on Table top*

    Wooohooo!!!!!! 1st again on a Tay Post!!!!!!!!!!

    1. I love men in sports
    2. I love men in leather jackets
    3. I llove U2
    4. I hated the fact that U2 gave a surprise performance in my frickin city and Tay couldn't be there
    5. Marry Me!!!!!!!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    You are so lucky these days IHowl...no fair!
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    congrats=) howly your on fire! you are officialy made of awesome sauce=)
  • 4thewolf
    OOH!!! Throws confetti!! Yayyayyayayayaaaay!!!! Hooray Howl.. again!!!!
    #5.. what happened to Sam? LOL L OL
  • stupidlamb1326
    here you go chicka. Thought you would appreciate some more news about our other leading man Taylor hehe
    http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/access_hollywoo...

    i posted this yesterday on the other photo of him and alice and bella but it was gone this morning. Hope you get this lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Thanks so much for this chica!!
    Sorry for the late response!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Congrats!!!
    I love your lists, especially the ones about Taylor!!!!
    *happy dances with IHowl, but from the safety of the floor* ;)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *fist bump Ihowl*
    Booyaaaaaaa!!!!!!

    I love TAY in shorts!
    I love TAY's love for U2!
    I love TAY in leather jackets!
    I love Tay in a BMW!!!! !

    *howling*
  • Kaleb -.-.- Shiny New Toy
    No way, you like U2?!

    Or do you just like them cause Taylor likes them?

    LOL

    Either way, U2 kicks @s$
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    I like them :) Back from school already? LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    *Flying butterfly kick*

    Heys PIMSY!!!
    Just wanted to say good morning. lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *crouching tiger, hidden dragon punch*

    HEY stalker!!!!!

    I haven't seen you for awhile!

    *kicking dirt*

    Did I scare you away?
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    *Move from the end of Karate Kid*

    PPSSTT The Easter bunny could scare me more than you.

    I've been sick w/ a high fever, so I haven't been up to full strenght stalker mode.lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *sneezes and shoves URMLN back*

    *glaring*

    Are you trying to get me sick????

    HOW DARE YOU!?

    *Kill Bill samurai attack*
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    *Looks back shocked and hurt*

    PIMSYkins you must know I would NEVER do that to you.
    *Crosses fingers behind back*

    Now here. Take this Nyquil so you fall asleep and I can write and draw funny things on your face. lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Funny!



    I won't fall for that trick AGAIN! LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    *Stops hysterical laughter*

    Sorry it's hard to take you seriously when I wrote *I <3 v*ginas!* on your forehead*

    *Returns to hysterical laughter* lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *Kan Fu Panda pinky move*

    TAKE THAT!

    Muahahaha! LOL

    Easter bunny? Err...I guess he can be very scary...
    *arching eyebrow*

    Aww! Poor baby!!!!

    Come here! *hugs URMLN, squeezing her tightly*

    Ops, what was that? You can't breath!?

    LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Accidently posted twice. So here's my usual response.

    SHAMROCKS!!! lol
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    *Bruce Lee dubbed movie style punch*

    *Hugs PIMSY back tightly and just revels in how this is prob contagious*

    Thanks for the love Pims..you don't know how much joy and amusement...I MEAN COMFORT!!

    That makes me feel. lol
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LOL :)

    Happy Taylor day :) He's looking fine :) LOL
  • 4thewolf
    *hurls into nicnix and gives huge hug*
    *throws squirrel food*
    Thank you sosososoososos much*
    ANd hi.,. haven't see n you in a while, nixy..
    (and have to leave again, unfortunately*
    *sigh*
    later..
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Gah!!! i keep missing you :)

    I have to go too.....major DIY stuff happening here....catch you later :)

    *huge hugs*

    *musses 4TW 's hair*

    I've missed you!!!!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I like the sound of that!
    Ooooh, can we make that an official holiday?
    We could have Taylor posts all day long!
    I might be dead by the end of the day, but SO worth the risk! ;)
    LOL
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    The comments wouls reach a depth of smut never seen before LMAO

    Especially if the full shirtless made an appearance!!!

    Where the hell is it???? lol
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Smut Smut Smut!! That would be good for me! LOL

    Please Twigods, let there be shirtlessness!!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    Perhaps they need a sacrafice???? I nominate Catherine Hardwicke :) LOL
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    At the rate we're sacrificing folks over here, we might get a full monty,lol!

    *Kneels and prays even more fervently*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I nominate stupid Vanessa Hudgens. That way she can't ruin Eclipse with her *attempts* at acting the part of Leah!
  • StarlitHowl--Team Sexy Mango
    Agreed! Lets add Michael Copon to the list! LOL!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    anything to get some full frontal,lol, i'd prob throw my own mom in there, just kidding...i think! LMAO
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    and just in case it's not enough, let's throw Melissa Rosenberg in there!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    I like your thinkin!!!

    We want to be sure :) LOL
  • oh it sure is!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *making chain pulling motions*

    woot woot!

    happy Tay day!!!
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    *wonders if I did something to upset howl at some point in time because she never responds to me*

    *pouts*

    How you doin' Howl!?

    Happy Tay Day to YOU!
  • Nicnixs :) Squirrelshavelaws
    LOL

    Every Taylor day is happy!!!! I wish i was 19 *sigh* :) lol
  • Jaypat
    LOL!

    *jumping up and down*

    Yay first!! on Taylor post!! I don't believe it. The universe is smiling at you. :)
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    yes!! i knew someone was going to take that avatar! sweet! =)
  • Jaypat
    It was between this and him looking like he was taking a crap. LMAO!!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    LOL. surely you have more to choose from than THAT!

    *puts head in hands and continues laughter*
  • Jaypat
    I changed it again, some one had it. Crap!!
  • lutz_of_love
    this is way our of subject but LYIO has been updated too!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    oh yeah.... team_paris has it.
    true. well, yours is amazing!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    OOO! OOO! OOO! I LOVES THAT ONE!

    =)

    *two thumbs up*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Smiling? Grinning!!!!!!!!

    5th time 1st on a wolf post and 3rd time 1st on a Tay post!!

    Woohoo!
  • I am going to see U2!!! ner ner ner!!!

    and congrat on a taylor first!!!

    *chandler dance is out for IH2*!!
  • StarlitHowl--Team Sexy Mango
    Aww! I wanna go sooo badly! They're playing w/Muse & I friggin LOVE Muse! :( Tickets are so pricey tho' :(
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!! You.... you.... lucky b!tch!!

    LOL!
  • hahaha

    we something had to make up for the fact that I was supposed to be going to see Jacko on 2 weeks!
  • Is he a U2 fan? Ah another reason to like the little pup!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Um, yes he like U2 - didn't read the article?

    *looking at your name*

    Um, What are you doing on this post??
    lmao!
  • I didn't read it.

    I love Edward Cullen, therefore I must be Bella and so... it figures that I really like Jacob too... doesn't it??

    Just cause I've filled my plate with lots-a-rob doesn't mean I can't look over at your plate-o-tay and think "hmmm that looks good"

    :-D
  • kristine8
    LOL

    ...grass is always greener...

    :)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Crack kitty!

    Have you decided to come over to the dark side again today?
    I'm available for hand-holding if necessary! ;)
  • kristine8
    Aaaawww....

    *holds paw out to JacobIsMyHeroin*

    I don't mind ogling some of the older pack members....no guilt involved. Can't quite bring myself to drool over Taylor's underage booty. LOL
    Bring on the Alex, Chaske, Kiowa and Bronson pictures!

    Kitty feels no shame!
    LMAO
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *takes Kitty's paw*

    Don't worry, he'll be legal in February, then you can openly drool! ;)

    I agree though, we need some more pics of the rest of the pack. Where is the shirtless picture of the *complete* pack, including Jake? That would be a sight to behold! And you could drool over...ahem...WHOEVER you wanted to in the picture without anyone being the wiser! ;)
  • cclore
    Congrats IHowl!! :D

    I love your list! lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL thanks!!!

    I am list person! I think everyone knows that by now!!
  • cclore
    I can see that! LOL

    They're always very entertaining!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LOL! Congrats Ihowl! *throws confetti*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Thanks!!!!!!!

    *twirling crazily*
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    you're amazing. i swear.
    *gives howly a tackle hug*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *tackle hug back to Miranda*

    *rubbing knuckles on her scalp*

    Thanks buddy!
  • Mr_Darcy
    Congrats on yet another Taylor 1st!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Thanks!!!!!!!!

    I am currently doing a crazy dance - catch me if I fall off the table!
  • Mr_Darcy
    No problem. Dance away.

    So Taylor did a photoshoot for InStyle. But it comes out in December? What? That's after NM......oh. Right. They know everyone will be on his team after November.
  • 4thewolf
    That's why I'm making a list of all the haters, now.. I love having corroborating evidence. *wicked grin*
    And I'm sharpening my claws already...

    Oh.. and I made it over, obviously..
    *grimaces and shakes foot*
    So, thanks for the heads up,that was very very *grits teeth* sweet of you..
    *breathes out*

    Ok..that wasn't so bad. LOL
    (or at least not as bad as watching you try to ride a motorcycle)
    LOL LOL LOL
  • LOL!! TAAAAAYYYY!!

    YOU DO THAT. I'll work on my...martial arts skills and artsy stuff which i will need your help with. *hurriedly works on posters of Edward sparkling pointing in the opposite direction*
  • Mr_Darcy
    Ah 4tW, the picture of a ladylike civility as always. How kind of you to dispatch of your guests momentarily to join us. Care for some tea?

    (And leave my bike alone, it hasn't done anything to you LOL)
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    (no reply boxes below-lol)

    *sips on tea*

    What is the solution?
  • Mr_Darcy
    To summon me of course.

    I haven't heard my name called in quite a while with the stated goal of extracting my presence.

    And is 4tW still on holiday, or is her new sporadic dropping in and out just a new habit?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *watches as Mr Darcy pours 4tw tea*
    *sighs*

    I miss our morning patrols...you, me and 4tw! :(
  • 4thewolf
    *flustered* NO.. I said it wrong. I am the guest, but I'm multi-tasking.. really.. I'm being a great conversationalist with them, also.. somehow although Taylor's name keeps dropping unexpectedly into the convo..

    *eyes brighten*

    Yes, tea would be LOVELY!!!! *lips twitch* Pretzel for yours?

    Oh, is the bike a sore spot for you?

    Notes this, and tries to hide impish grin.

    ;)
  • Mr_Darcy
    *pours tea*

    So I noticed you met the Shiny new toy last night.

    How'd that go?
  • 4thewolf
    *takes tea and downs it* *holds out cup*

    Um.. he is very very cute.. and funny! And easily persuaded.. I think.. He says he's not afraid of me, so that will be a new challenge for me.

    *smiles happily* Along with you and your good temperedness.

    Um.. I was happy he spoke to me, I can't flirt well, unfortunately, so I was afraid he wouldn't speak to me, as he seems to enjoy that sort of thing..

    But no matter.

    I'm a tad afraid for him. hope He turns 18 soon.

    LOL
    OH, and you noticed?? ! You're so universally charming at moments.

    *sighs happily* Although..that's also a tad scary.. sort of like your bike... LOL
  • teamtaylorgala
    lol u no taylor omg im quite dizzy plz catch me if i fall tanx ur da bom!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL Yes!!!

    The Wolf Pack ship will have to be bigger than Noah's Arc!!
  • Mr_Darcy
    Right you are. It's a good thing that Quileute legends allow for building canoes when the flood hits, I don't think we could build an ark big enough.
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Congrats Howly!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Thanks ILW!!
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