LMAO!!

This was so stupid yet completely hilarious!! Laurent was genius! The lipstick print cracked me up!

Forget the wolves, bring on the guniea pigs!!

lol

Yes the lipstick mark was hilarious!!

And of course the guinea pig! lol

That lipstick mark had me rolling around LOL

Brilliant :) LOL

Jacob's accent "from the Pacific Northwest, of course" was great!

lol but that dude omg hottt=DDD

Yeah me too LOL

I know... I was totally hysterical up at that part.

lmao that was hilarious

LMAO my thoughts EXACTLY!!!

Wow, I want it the film!!!!!So funny !!!Great !
But I wanna know something : Mr Chambers : Is he Justin Chambers' (Gre's anatomy) brother?I think they're alike....Sorry for mistakes, I'm french !Hope you understand me...

OK CONFIRMED!!! I srsly don't have a life!

Well, I am first on a pig post!

lol you're 3rd sweetie!

Guiniea pig post - It makes all the difference!

LOL

lol is okay haha i dont have one either!

LOL

hahahahahaa

I do kinda have WTF??? expression on my face, but it was funny :D:D:D:D:D

Oh, the lipstick mark rocked LOL

Team Guinea Pig anyone??? LMAO!!

I'm Team Guinea Pig!

**hands CBella Team Guinea Pig t shirt**

here, wear it with pride LOL

**runs off to lure more guinea pig lovers**

lmao

HEll yeah Team Guinea Pig!!!! Only cause i have one LOL!!

LOL

great that's one t shirt for you too

lmao

woo Team Guinea Pig! Sign me up... :P

"jacob" morphing into the gpig almost made me do a spit take. Best spoof yet.

same here! i was laughing so hard i cried.... i love it when "Jacob" stands up and his pecs flex with the music.... LMAO i had to rewind it twice =]

I know...I think the pecs distracted me from what was coming up, even with the set up with the movie exec, I still didn't see the gpig coming. Darn that hot "jacob."

omg it was funny ... a good one ... i first cracked up when edward left the lipstick mark ..lol

HILARIOUS! best spoof yet of New Moon. And that Jacob...a little bit too old ...but hmmm... it still was awesome XD

Ha ha! I was Dying In the part.
"It doesnt hurt that bad does any body has a napkand a bandage?"
LMAO XD that was fuuuuuunY!
I usually dont enjoy spoof n parodys but damn i laught to hard itz 4:00am right now so that may be explains my unestopable laughter......but it was good :P i have to admit it.

HAHA seriously thats exactly how she was in the trailer!!!
i like the beginning like with her eyebrow haha!!
:]]

haha me too
"Edward" is like : " I cant kiss you with that face"
XD hhahaha That was halarious too!!

wow the stand in for Jacob was well HUGE! Taylor should be proud of that stand in. lol

LMAO!

I KNEW THOSE WERE NOT DOGS! they had to be pigs LMAO!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

HOW F*CKING HILARIOUS!!

WOOOOOO THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!

lol i know i almost peed my pants!! i loved the part when "jacob" is showing his muscles off rofl!

LMAO.. WTF is THAT!?! Haha.. Guinea pigs... ooh are those the wolves? Lol... they are ooh so cute...

Devon Kelly=Weirdo? LMAO... what the F!?! Lol

ROTFLMAO... OME... give her a God damn Edward bandaid for the love of God... Kim? Hello?!

Oh and FIRST... haha...

Congrats on first!!

LOL!! Yes Ceci I am here *hands Edward bandaid* hopefully that will help!

I really hope that those are the new and improved wolves!! lol

Lol... thx Kim!! Lol... that was one HALE of a paper cut... LMAO!! I think she needed the entire box... hmm... talking about Edward bandaids.. did Abby tell you about my request for them?? Huh? Huh? haha.. I'm still waiting for them... lol!!

Oh oh... I'm loving the new AND improved wolves... haha!!

Seriously, you are still up?

lol Ceci oh and congrats on first :D

lol... I loved it... man that was funny and thx girlie =)

Congrats on first Ceci!!

Um, I would give you a sticker, but you already have a gold star...

**rolls eyes**

LOL

How about this heart shaped sticker??

It has my name in the middle of the heart...so I guess that is even better...LMAO

LMAO... uh!? Thx Effing...
*rolls eyes*
The gold star *points up to it* it's NOT a damn sticker Effing... geez!! BUT... I'll gladly take that heart one w/ your name in the center... woohoo happy-vamp-dance!! Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh... now my heart will be a happy place.... oh GOD how sappy..... LMAO!!

No, that gold star is NOT a sticker...but it is more permanent the anything I can give you...
 
So, just take the damn heart shaped sticker and shut up!!
 
**sticks tongue out to Ceci**
 
LMAO

*sticks tongue out at Effing too*
Oh shut up Effing... your love is WAY more permanent than my gold star *puppy eyes* LMAO... oh slap me NOW... I'm going all mushy now... eww!

*takes sticker*
Here... I'll put it on MY heart... there.. so pretty and shiny just like my love for you.... LMAO!!!

Oh slap me NOW!!! lol

**slaps Ceci**

SNAP OUT OF IT WOMAN!!

OKAY!! That is enough!! You know emotional sh*t makes me nervous!!

If you would have started to cry, you would have heard tires screaching in this room to get the hell away from you as quickly as possible!!

lol

*shakes head back and forth*
Phew... thx for that Effing... I REALLY needed those!!
Oh how could I have forgotten that emotions scared the crap out of you... shame on me... there.. I'm all better now.. no more mushiness from me... phew!!!

LMAO... I can already hear the effing tires screaching.... lol...

HAHA

this is amazing.

guinea pigs creep me out...

how funny, i was about to tip off about this haha.
Very funny :D

i think that was really stupid
If you wanna see a real funny parody then go on youtube and type in BREEEW2PRODUCTIONS no caps or spaces they are three sisters and are really funny.
and arent stupid like this one

I just tried to watch that one and it was the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. This one is way better. Everyone please do not waste your time with these 12 year olds with a weak camera and a girl as Edward

ROTFLMAO!!!!
That is freak'n hilarious!!! Her mocking Bella's eyebrow raise was priceless!!!!
the red lipstick mark on her forehead!! OMG!!! LMAO!!!

"You'll never see me again"...."I can see you"...."how about now"...."yes"..."now?".."yes...if you can see me I can see you"!!!

**wipes tears** that was so funny!...the guinea pig!!!!

Oh my goodness! That was strange!

"The pacific northwest, DUH"
LMAO

That...was the most awesome trailer...I have ever seen in my entire life. ROFL. I loved it. Love the guinea pig. Soooo cute <3

MM Long time to see Hun!! I miss U! is aqua by the way hahaha!

LMAO...WOW Laurent cracked me up...hehe...
and that guy yess he had a nice bod...but nowhere compared to Taylor's body and gorgeous face...
LOL you gotta admit it was funny...stupid..yes FUNNY...LOL

Yes, funny. I don't always enjoy parodies but this one was just enough off-center.

Especially the first scene of the trailer when "Edward" says, "I can't kiss you if you make that face" and she keeps arching her eyebrow.

LOL yup...hehe and then when they're in the meadow and he "leaves"...LOL..."i can still see you"..."how about now"...hehehe...some of the parodies aren't funny at al...but this one was... i believe they made a twilight one... not sure....maybe im confusing them...
LOL

That part seriously cracked me up.... it's so stupid, but still funny as hell

hehe yeah and all that blood!
LMAO

They did a Twilight parody with that 30 second bunny re-enactment. That was pretty funny!

HA! so i was right... i knew they seemed familiar... LOL...hmmm i dont remember the bunny!

All bunnies play the actors. Here you go.. http://www.angryalien.com/aa/twilightbuns.asp

hahahahah. that was great! LOL

haha i remember now! LOL
they talk way to FAST...even for speedy Eddie...well err maybe not..hehe

lol for some reason i thoroughly enjoyed the funny or die parody.

especially part 3...it really cracks me up lol.

lmao.
your avatar is BOMB.
xD

haha thnx!
:D:D:D

the paper cut was a big WTF but really funny xD
and yeah the guy had a really nice body..
and your right our Taylor is SO much better!
i think this is the best parodies so far
LMAO

yeah but let's jux wait and see to what the hillywood show has for us...they're FUNNY too...did you see the twilight one?

Yeah i think i did saw it...
isn't the one where he says you bring a snack and has like a hersey's or something? haha
i know is saw one really funny it was my fave but i dont remember who did it LOL

yeah i remember that one...but have you seen the one the hillywood show made...where they sing katy perry's hot n cold...LMAO...if not tell me and i'll show you...

ohhhhhh yeah yeah yeah i remember...
it was here on nmm right?
yeah it was really funny too...

omg, I LOVE guinea pigs, they are so cute, this just made my day.

That was friekin hysterical! I actually laughed so hard that I cried. Man, that was some paper cut!

That was so effing funny and the guinea pig phasing CGI was awesome!!! Laurent was my favorite!

LMAO!! The Guinea Pigs!! OME!!

someone asked a question once on a site to a fake Rob if the Vamps eat Guinea Pigs and they were serious about it

*spitting out drink from laughing so hard*

That was friggin awesome!! That Jake was so funny with that little peck raise he threw in there! LOL!!

i know i have a sense of humur in my bones but this was plain stupid. the funniest commericials of 2009 was funnier than this.

Whew! And here I was beginning to think I was the only one who didn't find it a bit funny.

OH MY GOSH! THAT WAS TOO FUNNY! LMAO! FUNNIEST ONE EVER! LOL! XD

hahah so funny!

"so jacob wheres that accent from?
the pacific north west dah!" lol
hahahahah so funny !

Haha that was hilarious. I loved the bit where 'Edward' was hiding behind the tree. Wicked and so funny

RFLMAO ... oh my Lord I am rolling the floor. The lipstick stain on Bella's forehead. Freaking hilarious. And the Jacob flexing his muscles. HaHa.

That was a fricken riot! I loved the eyebrow bit and the lip print hahahahah!! F*ckin funny..
I really hate that eyebrow crap that Kristen does so that was perfect!

agreed. i never understood the eyebrow thing when she said "kiss me". haha
my favorite part is when she's just standing there with blood spouting from her finger like frickin old faithful and she's all "uh..a napkin?" lol.

They finally got someone hawt enough and big enough to play Jacob. LOL

Just kidding, I love Taycob.

OMG so freaking hilarious!!!! hahahha, i was laughing so hard when the "jacob popped up" and then when he turned into a guineau pig! bhahahahahah

**jumps into room**

BOO!

**throws stuffed guinea pig at Twifan89**

HAHA!!

**runs out of room**

lol

LMAO... dude have you ever seen that "Family Guy" show!?! LMAO, I swear when I read your comment I totally pictured you as babie Stewie bugging the sh*t out of his mommy... LOL... here... I found the clip.... lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8

Haha especially the laugh at the end... LMAO!!

LMAO!!

I love that episode!!

Of course I watch Family Guy!! I f*cking LOVE Stewie!!

lol

LMAO.... of course you LOVE Stewie b/c you ARE Stewie... LMAO... priceless... never fails to crack me up... oh, yet ANOTHER thing you two have in common... haha!!

Ha! I like to think of myself as a split between Stewie and Quagmire...

lol

Lol... ugg I HATE freaken Quagmire... that giggity giggity sh*t creeps me out and pisses the crap out of me.. dont' ask me why.... it just does... LOL!!

Wow..I have an almost uncontrollable urge to say that to you right now....
 
**bites tongue tries not to gross Ceci out**
 
oh, what the hell...I have done my good deed for the day...
 
GIGGITY - GIGGITY - ALRIIIGHT...
 
lol

Ahhh... nooooooooo!!!
*covers ears*
Uh... right...
*covers eyes*
*runs away from Effing and her Quagmire self*
La la la la la... I can't hear OR see that... la la la la!!

LMAO.... punk!!!

Awww.. my cat has a stuffed guinea pig. For real. I'm going to name it Jacob now. Wonder if it can turn into actual Jacob... and flex his pecs for me? lol

That was a funny spoof, too!

I cant watch the damn thing...It wont load....
 
**curses internet under breath**
 
lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmXh5PNPkt4

Dunno if that'll help you, but give it a try!

AHHHHHH a stuffed guineau pig!!! LMAO

*chucks a stuffed wolf that smells like the pack at effing*
smell that!!! hahahahah

man i miss you stalker friend =)

Oh!!
 
*catches stuffed wolf and rubs it all over my body**
 
Think I can attract Taylor or Alex with this new scent?!
 
LMAO
 
Thanks!!
 
I miss you too!! Where have you been?

hahhaahah, you might be able to get alex...but taylor might be more difficult to get!

i have beeen busy with life lol
maybe i should be a loser again without a life so i can come back here 24/7 LOL

LMFAO!!!!!!

That was freakin' hilarious!!!! They "Jacob" guy flexing his boobies like that!!! LMAO!
And the "Laurent" guy, hilarious!!

I loved how "Bella" just stood there while tons and tons of blood was falling!
This is prob the best spoof I've seen of the trailer. Not too over the top, a little cheesy...but hilarious! :)

haha! the boob flex was priceless!!


"um anybody have a napkin or band aid??"

LMAO!

LMAO!! This vid was hilarious. And it made fun of it in a good way, not a rude way. :)

Haha that was awsome :P.
Bella's paper cut was horrible :P Ugh lol.

I usually don't like this kind of thing, but this was funny! I actually LOL'd when 'Jacob' flexed his pecs!

Um...Hello RobLover...

I do not know if you are new to this site, but PhoenixMP3 already has that avatar and has had it for a while....

There are plenty of sexy Pattinson pics out there, so would you mind finding another one?

Thanks!

Oh, and in case you are new here....WELCOME TO NMM.ORG! You will like it, but you will also find that we all try to keep a unique avatar for each person...

WOW speechless

Effing you deserve a sticker

*giving Rob's Loves sticker or would you like the Rob's "P"/Zoom Zoom sticker*

LMAO!!

Thanks...

Totally felt like I should have been wearing a dress, drinking tea with my pinky in the air when I typed that...It felt so lady-like...

Now I need to go smut something up to feel normal again...LOL

*knocks on Effings avatar*

uh hello? Effing? Is it really you in there? HEEELLLLOOO????

Hey! A sweet, innocent effing is in there!

*does a double take*

Effing is that really you???? Im impressed!! HEY you stole my Halo!!!!

*grabs halo on Effings head and puts it back on, hands her back her devil horns*

Oh! Thank goodness!!

**throws Halo at RMG and puts horns on with sigh of relief**

That's better!!!

aaaaahhhhhh......

**looks around**
Okay...now, where can I redeem myself for being nice for 4 seconds?!?!

LMAO

wow...that was the nicest, balls-iest way of saying that i've ever seen...

**clicks like**

Hi, thanx for letting me know...Been checking out NM for ages but only just decided to start commenting. Wasn't sure how the avatar claiming thingy worked but I figured someone would let me know! :-)
I will find another one - do I just keep trying my luck until I get one that's not already claimed?
Thanx for the welcome - I love my daily Rob/NM fix!

Additional: Have found another pic but can't get it to upload; have tried about 12 times.
If someone else is upset that I chose the same pic, I think I'll just shut the account & give it a miss - just wanted to get in on the fun of commenting but guess I'll just go back to reading them.

Yeah...just keep trying...change it, let me know, and I will let you know if it is not being used!!  I am pretty familiar with peoples avatar on here...I will help the best I can.  :)

Hey thanks anyway, I've shut the account - too complicated!!!! I'm happy enough to just look and pics/vids & read the comments.

Oh!! Nobody has THAT avatar that is up now...the close up of his face...it is a good one!!

Good choice!!

Dont shut the account! I like that avatar...We don't want to scare you off....STAY!! Please?! We welcome all posters, we just respect the unspoken "avatar rule".

But, nobody has that one that you have now, like I said! I like it..upclose of that gorgeous face...YUMMY!!

Hey RobLoverDownUnder! Remain in nmm.org. If you go and shut your account, Effing will be sad...and we love happy Effing!

Well Effing, don't worry if she closes her account. After all you're like the initation's proof of the site!! lol
And now, beware not just the grey faces! Also the ones that repeat other users's avatar! LMAO

(I'm just kidding! Mmm I need that my neurones return to my brain now xD)

**shrugs**
 
I tried to be nice about it...I dont know why she would close her account, I wasn't being mean or anything....
 
**sighs**
oh well...if she closes her account, she cant handle us, so BYE BYE!!
 
LOL

That was my first thought too...

Her loss after all LOL

Ohhh, stupid computers!! I WAS RobLoverDownUnder but it did delete the account because it wouldn't show the new pic - but obviously you can see it!

OK, maybe I will sign up again...thanks for your feedback - it's kinda scary jumping onto these when everyone seems to know each other so well

**sighs**
 
Honestly? I dont know why you deleted it in the first place...Seriously, I was just trying to give you a heads-up on your avatar, and offered to help you with picking a new one. Then you say you are closing your account!! What the heck?
 
If you DO decide to open it back up, that close up Pattinson pic you had is not being used that I am aware of, so you shoul be safe with that one....
 
I hope you do re-register, because this site is fun, but if you are going to get something like flack about your avatar make you delete the account.....well...That is up to you. But, for future reference, please dont take what people say on here to you so seriously or in the wrong way...I was just trying to help you, not scare you off...
 
That being said: Do whatever you would like to do....Hope to talk to you soon, either as registered user of anonymous...

I know, I know - I was getting pissed off with the whole avatar changing thing - I have a short fuse - but not with anyone here!! - just the stupid computer LOL I get the whole avatar thing, but I STILL can only see the original and I don't want to seem like I'm not changing it on purpose...
Now I sound like a raving lunatic...
I'm staying, thanks for being nice and replying to all my crap!!

Here's something.... don't freak if your avatar doesn't change right away... Disqus tends to take a while to update. You'll be fine.
It is really quite fun in here.... just relax and go with it, stupid computers and all

Effing is sleeping now :) lol And probably having smutty dreams about Rob.....ok...not probably...

Don't shut your account lol :) She was just trying to step in in case you got flak from anyone for having the same pic :) We all look for eachother by picture so it gets confusing:)

*sigh* If it will make you stay you can even have a squirrel, i have a few of them *points up at Nicnixs Avatar*

LMAO ok ok unlikey *shrugs* why people don't like squirrel Avatars i'll never know!!!

I wondered....are you in Australia or is the down under just a reference to Rob LOL

Thanks JCullen81 & nicnixs - y'know I thought I was quietly slipping in amongst the comments but then I ended up dropping the popcorn award ala Kristen @ MTV movie awards! LOL Embarrassment & awkwardness!! Oh well...My avatar is showing what i want now so I no longer want to toss the laptop out the window.
Yes, I am from Australia but I also thought the down under reference was a nice touch ;-) Thought about going with 'DownUnderRob" but then I thought people would think I was a guy...
btw..I like the squirrel avatar, it's cute! (We don't actually have them here)

HOWDY RLD! I'm Scarlet. (duh...like you can't see it)

Listen to the other two. No reason to be downtrodden. Effing really was trying to help.

You really should stick around, but be forewarned, it gets addicting! Be prepared to have your *real* people accuse you of cheating on them with your “cyber-lovers.” lol It’s great!

You DON’T have squirrels in Australia?

WHY?

Never take anything Effing says serious lol. Kidding. She will kill me otherwise. Shes my adopted mom you see. And i have a few aunties on here also.

Ahaha! i know right i was laughing so hard that my sibs were friggin staring at me like i need a perscription for ritalin! And i love how he turned into a gineua pig! so cute and H**** funny.

that rocked super hard!!!!!!!!!!! I so didn't even see the guinea pig coming...must have been distracted by Jacob's pecs.

LOL I can't stop laughing LOL

HAHAHA THAT WAS EFFIN GREAT!!!!

I LOVED THE WHOLE EYEBROW THING LMAO

OH MANN THAT WAS GREATNESS LOL

I GIVE THIS AN "F" FOR FREAKEN AWESOME!!!!

Wouldnt that be "FA" not just "F"
Haha Yeah the eyebrow thing was HILARIOUS!

omg... that is pretty funny haaa =P

ROFL HILARIOUIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The paper cut was freakishly BLOOOODDDYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Oh that was toooo funny. I think Jacob is a porn star. LMAO

oh really? have you seen any of his previous films? ;)
funny...i got the same feeling. lol

yea I think it was Peckers and Unicorns LOL

I think those eyes just make me think porn porn and more porn

ps--i'm loving your avatar! that is one of his most dramatic faces!
bearded shadowy piercing eyes rob! yay! :D

And here I thought guinea pigs were only good as footballs. How could I have missed that range?

guinea pigs are creepy

hmm..check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_872PRzAI

ALRIGHT EVERYONE.

LETS GET IT OUT THERE!

DOES ANYONEEEEEE HAVE THIS AVATAR?!
xD

on another note!
lmfao; jacob moving his pecks rofl (x

and the fingerrr! hahah

ahhhhh that made my day.
he turned into a friggin gunieapig. lawlz xDD

im gna say no?!?!
[DOES THE HAPPYDANCE]
yeeeessssssss. xD
*large amounts of conffeti dropp out of nowhere!*
join the party everyone!

Lol congrats.

I love the avatar. :)

thanks lol.

:D

yey new avatar love the picture. Welcome to the site! Sorry half a day late :-D

lol thanks! haha no prob.
still awesome to be welcomedd

cool hopefully we'll get a new post soon not keen on rodents myself. lol

How freakin' awesome was that!!

I already wanted to see G Force... because I keep giggling hysterically at the commercials. This was just the super giggle prelude!

on a partially related note, i just found out my brother bought a volvo yesterday. now the ladies will be flocking around him back home. ;)

omg..lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FPGp2dty5o

wow. thanks. that was intense. lol

Oh that was tooooo funny

Haha OK, that vid was kinda funny.. but i seriously think that only people who have way too much time on their hands come up with stuff like that LOL But there is nothing wrong with that..

lol Is it silver?

no, it's a white s40, but still, it's a pretty pimp car. i'm pretty sure it's waaaay cooler than that hatchback in the movie! wth was up with that c30 crap?! lol

HMMMM.
dont be suprised if your brother finds his volvo missing one day.

just sayin.

O_O

LOL I hope not! =)

LMAO the paper cut thing. And the guinea pig was sooo cute! :3

Nothing will compare to New Moon but that was so funny!!
LoL

Omg that was so funny it was good =).

*Looks at screen with wide eyes, drops soda and falls on floor laughing while friends look on like i'm crazy*
That was priceless, Jacobs peck pop lol and laurant flipping his hair, I almost peed my shorts when the guy turned into a guinea pig.Lmao and the paper cut was hilarious along with the whole face problem "Bella" was having. This made my night!!!

OMG!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

**thinks i peed my pants laughing too hard**

**still laughing**

LOL I needed a good laugh after a horrible horrible day :(

Yep, same here!
Luckily that totally cheered me up :)

i cant see it nothing appears its all blank =[

So effing funny!
haha.
I love the jacob pec flex. hey that rolls right off the tongue, eh?
and I love how her finger just bleeds like crazy.
THANK GOD someone finally made fun of Kristen's eyebrow raise! when I saw the trailer, I noticed that. It looked a bit off in my opinion. FINALLY someone poked fun at that! =) YES. and the ending was awesomely funny.

I love Kristen's come and get it eyebrow raise. lol

haha, yeah that was hilarious! lol

that is a completely perfect way to describe that eyebrow look! thank you. :)
hey, at least she looks good doing it. I could never pull something like that off. *tried to do it in the mirror, looked dumb, now looking sheepish* ;)

That was the funniest fkn clip!!

why is the person spoofing Bella almost always ugly?
j/s

wow jacob was a hott piece of *** lol

"i can still see you.." XD

LOL. I luv the way Laurent flips his hair!

Me too! LMAO

This is funny, but the M2 parodies are always my favorites for some reason. I guess because they're just regular obessed fans like everyone else and happen to be hilarious.

And oh snap!
Part 2 of the movie parody is up...yes!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHei_C-BZCQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-nLG1SBEk

Fuzzy peaches aren't scary! lmao

OMG that was just hilarious!! LMAO
Very detailed :)

Hahahaha, that was great, they're right about when she asked edward to kiss her by the car, he face is really weird.

Hahahahahahahahaha LOL this was very good!!!! :)

I love her spoofs! She did a hilarious Twihard one! BRilliant!

If any of you are interested our very own 'Jaspers Girl' made an amazing amazing spoof of Twilight, its so funny! www.twilightthespoof.blogspot.com

"You better hold on tight Gorilla Face" - Priceless!

hahahahhahaha!!! I LOVE IT!!

bahaha! so this just totally made my day that much better! :D
haha
jacob to a gpig was definitally the best part ever! haha

ok. that was the most brilliant spoof trailer ever! haha and i hate spoofs....

omg lmao, the part with Jake turning into a guinea pig is made of win,that actually is one helluva hot Jake,maybe he should have been cast for this role hehe and lol @ Laurent

hilarious!! i can't help laughing

I loooved it! You go Guinea pigs!!!

Defitnitly TEAM GUINEA PIGS!

ok 12 hours late a finally get to see this video...... ha ha ha the lipstick mark.... and the pec flexing lol

These guys are funny!

I personally believe that the guinea pig is an improvement! =0D

*looks around for the pack and laughs*

*looks around for the pack with Scarlet expecting 4TW to wack her over the head with the complete works, extended edition of Shakespeare* Damn it girl what do you go and say that for??? Do you want to get slapped??? Are you into that kind of stuff??? nicnixs is quite kinky she might oblige *laughs*

Mmhh not a fan of rodents ..... but I can see your point. lmao

Where is the pack BTW?

I don't know...I feel like we're in the Twilight Zone (pun sort of intended) with no dogs around. Wonder what their doing?

They're probably just afraid of me now...I cause chaos in their pack. *evil villan laugh*

What?? What?? What did I miss??? What chaos?
Mhhh somehow I can't see you as a villan..... southern belle yeah! lol

Southern belles can be villians too...and I DON'T live in the south *smacks Phoenix's arm* I live in TEXAS! lol

MMMMWWWHHHHHAAAAAA HA HA!
I caused dissention by getting PIMSY and 4tw to fight AND making PIMSY the new Alpha…they ALL love that…well…I’m loving it!

Yup…chaos and disorder *dusts hands* my work here is done. LOL

Yo Texas ..... so because of you my French alter-ego has lost his lover????? Who am I going to embarass, with explicit sexual advances and be modded for now, hah hah did you think about that hah????? lmao

*kicks Scarlet hard enough to fly her 50 feet away* You spoilt my fun *dusts hands* I'll give you chaos, doom death and destruction. *with the sun glinting behind her Phoenix looks just like the mythical bird in flame ready to dispense death - Scarlet looks a little taken aback by her the growling it's impressive.....Scarlet looks like dear in headlights* I'll give you evil....

LMAO

LMAO!

What the hale are you talking about?

Have you been into my meds?

WTF are you kicking me!?!?!?!

you mean you don't know about the steamy conversations Pimsy and I exchanged???? You missed out!!!!! Alex Meraz on horse post. You slapped me I kicked you - problem??? I have given up meds they don't work!! I don't need them I'm a vamp what do I need meds for? Virtually indistructable..... lmao

No worries...dogs hump anything...she'll still be your French-lover.

*blows kisses to PIMSY*

Well don't kick so d*mn hard next time.

*helps Scarlet off the ground and dusts her off* You ok??? I don't know my strength sometimes *hugs Scarlet really tight* sorry girl I get mad and psycho alter-ego takes over.... I'm working on keeping it in check lol

LMAO!

What are you? The Xmen mutant Phoenix???

I can be whatever YOU want me to be Texas!!!

LMAO

ROTFL!

OMG! You for some reason just reminded me of that a part in Miss Con.

"Why don't you go back to the mothership?"

"Only if you go with me, tex-ass."

LOL

mmhhh I don't know Miss Con! Sounds interesting. You realise you answered your own question I'm not going anywhere without you Tex-ass!
*walking towards Scarlet who's backing away scared* lol

*looks at Phoenix's wild smirk*

WTF are you gonna do?

*laughing while backing away*

*jumping on Scarlet wrapping legs and arms around her - whispering in her ear*

Go have a look at Alex's post to see what I could do for you with your favourite fantasy.....

*Leaves a wet kiss just under Scarlet left ear, notices Scarlet goose bumps before jumping off her and taking off at speed*

Ciao Bella!

They should of used the Tedward guy from there twilight spoof. If you guys didn't see it here's the link---------------

http://www.take180.com/s/bprmn

Did you guys hear........

New Moon is going to premiere in Knoxville, TN for a charity event on November 18!!! (Before the opening day!!!) And celebrities are going to attend!

http://www.knoxville.com/news/2009/jul/03/twili...

i almost didn't process that when i read it. i live in johnson city!!!! AAAAAHHHHH! :D :D :D

SO CLOSE I live in KY Near Kingsport

seriously?! you might be my closest twi-hard on NMM.org! i want to find out more as soon as it's set in stone. ticket prices might be through the roof, but i think it's worth it!

I think a RPRT (Rpatzz Road Trip) is in order...I would sell my mustang to go LOL

Haha that's hilarious! But it would probably be worth it :)

No, wait, correction. If Rob and Kristen and Taylor were there, it'd definitely be worth it :)

absolutely! if i heard he was going to be there, i'd grab my bestie (who lives about an hour and a half away from me) and say "listen, WE'RE GOING!" we have this tradition where we go at midnight together anyway, but this would be so much better than midnight--especially since we almost died driving back in the snow last year. that's why we called it "risk our lives for edward '08" LOL

seriously I would go in a heartbeat...or well no heartbeat LOL and my bff would go to we do anything for Rpatzz and I would drive in a hurricane. If you don't mind my asking, what is your age range?

oh definitely! i facebooked her with this link and if she can't go, i'll just kidnap her and throw her in my trunk anyway. it's spacious and she's tiny enough. lol. and i'm 21. :)

Ok well I will be a "mother" figure, but this mother is "hot" for Rpatzz (in her 40;s) and my bff is in her 30's. Is this ok? LOL

lol. yes that's fine! loving rpattz has no age limit! (just an age minimum i'd say) i accidentally started talking about how hot he was to a 12 year old on here, and someone commented on my post and said "yeah, uh, she's 12. thought you'd like to know." oops. lol

you should make a stop by TX. xD
its not THAT out of the way right?

We need one of those group trips like they take to basketball tournaments and a whole bunch of go and take Knox. over!!!!!

i couldnt agree more! lets do it!

so...who can steal us a bus?! x)

I am listing my husband for sale....

Husband For Sale
will work 7 days a week
cooks and cleans
and will tend to all your needs...
make offer or trade for New Moon Premiere in TN.

LMAO!!

Isn't it awesome?! I wish I lived closer...but whatever 8-9 hours isn't too bad, if say, Taylor Lautner was going to be there.......

well, 1 1/2 hours is NOTHING if it means i could see ANYONE! that's crazy! thank you so much for posting this!!!

No problem! =) I really hope the ticket prices aren't too high, but it would still be awesome! =) I can't wait to see who's going to show up there!

oh i know! i just might have to ask for this as a birthday present if need be. i'll keep coming back to that site to see when they learn more. yay!! :D

SOOOO CLOSE I live in KY near Kingsport

Omg mirandbrittney....I live in Jonesborough! that's awesome :) :)

wow! really?! that's crazy! :D
are you going to try to get tickets to the premiere?

AHHHHH.
im resideing in TX.
so this mayyyy be a problem. dam. times like these when i wish i had vampire speed xp

I definitely agree. Vampire speed would be quite helpful, especially in cases like these! :P

Or i wouldn't mind an alice yellow porshe to take me there. :p

lets us dream.

OMG!! So frikken weird, but so frikken HILARIOUS!!
Jacob is a guinea pig shifter !!
I laughed 'till I got tears in my eyes!
We are all seriously, certifiable CRAZY!!

mirandabrittney didn't see how to reply so restarted
My students "turned" me on to Twilight and dayum I am forever indebted to them. Now I am trying to figure out:

Hi my name is Debbie, I am a Rpatzzaholic...Is there a Rpatzz Recovery Center? I have 6 weeks before schools starts and I am sooooooooooooo going to go through withdrawl and will be sooo fired!!!! LOL

oh, there you are. haha. yeah once you've replied so many times it just runs out. haha.

i got into twilight a year before the movies came out. it was pretty much a cult following back then, so i have an edward in my head from reading the book, and now i have a robert pattinson edward. they're very different, but that's ok. i love them both. :)

oh and i totally understand. i'm almost late for work cause i'm on here trying to get the latest and talking to all my girls! (and boys! i can't leave out mr. darcy again!)

I wondered about Mr. Darcy, another fan?

yeah 'mr. darcy' and 'Kaleb --team bella' are both twi guys. those are the only two i think i've talked to, but i'm sure there are others on here. they realize they're in a minority here, but we love them and appreciate their comments from the "other side" haha.

a fan is a fan!!!!!

ok 2:30 time to pretend to do something. look for you later GF!!!
Rpatzz 4 ever!!!

lol. yeah time for that thing called work again.
follow me on here and become my friend! =)

missed ya this weekend, hope ya had a good one. look for ya this week. make plans!!!!!!!

yeah i went back home to WV over the weekend and just got back in! expect more posts from me now! haha. thanks for thinking of me! :)

Jesus...that was the weirdest, funniest, most sickiningly annoying thing I have ever had the misfortune of watching...and I LOVED it!!!

When do we get new news. This is simply stupid. I am waiting for new sexy news of Rpattz etc. I am desperate...

They rocked with this one... I despised their Harry Potter and Watchmen spoofs. At least we have the guinea pigs :)

ha thats definetly the funniest spoof theve had of new moon!!! nd theve had queit a few now!!lol

HAHAHA! That's one of the funniest spoofs I've ever seen. I love when "Bella" is just standing there bleeding and she's like, "Ok - well...I think I'm gonna go now kthxbye!" HAHA! And the guinea pig is great. LOLOL Great spoof, I love it.

Haha! I saw some of your all's comments...I live in Knoxville!! I hope the tickets are cheap enough to buy here for the public, that would be awesome!

LOL

That was hilarious!
I loved the part where Bella was like, "I can still see you."
And Edward was like, "What about now?"

Lmao!
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hahaa i luv this! wow the whole thing made me laugh!