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Taylor and Taylor up a Tree …

by LMCullen on July 31, 2009 · Comments

in Taylor Lautner

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

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Taylor Lautner locks lips with Taylor Swift, on the set of their new movie Valentine’s Day.

Calm down wolf girls (and boys)! Robert Pattinson got busy on-screen with his new co-star in Remember Me. So its only fair Taylor gets to do the same!

You can see the rest of the smoldering kiss over here

[Thanks Pamela, Sparks & Spunkie!]

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  • ♥Krisbert76♥
    good that Male Taylor is getting some kissing actions as well .. lol
    Female taylor is very tall, good thing Male Taylor is just as tall, she got lovely body, but her face is abit horsey at times ... too old looking for her young age ..
    anyway, they cannot win the best kiss fr our robsten !!!!!!!!!
    Their kissing is way too hot ....lol
  • Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*05/09*
    ooohhh man! Taylor Swift better watch out, man. Cause there is gonna be some wolf girls all up on her if she doesn't back down!!! haha! Im not a wolf girl, but i want those girls to rip her up for me! :D but they do look kind of cute, even tho im not a fan of Taylor Swift.
  • meadow_soleil
    Taylor Swift's lips must be happy.
    So; I'm new to having an account, long time nnm.org reader though (:
    It's probably obvious, but how do I add a picture?
    I've heard that registered users don't like gray faces (;
  • mrstaylorlautner024
    im sorry but i want ot kill Taylor Swift right now that isnt fair.
  • Jacob_Lover16
    I love both of the taylors :) and its just for a movie, but girlllllllll get your hands OFF my man!
    lol
  • TwiluverDaphne
    I know that I'm on team edward but...I LOVE Taylor Lautner
    *wisghing it wasme*
    *like that's EVER gonna happen
    TAYLOR SQUARED
    *hmm*
    they'll make a good couple in real life
  • TeamTaylor
    who hates taylor swift?
    I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT.
  • TeamTaylor
    who hates taylor swift?
    I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT.

    ps. her songs are annoying too.
  • TheHoneyBear
    Oh. I'm a little disappointed with Taylor's film choice.
    Come on? A romantic comedy?
    Can you have picked something a little more "less teenager"? I mean, I get what Taylor is trying to do. He's still bordering on the cliche teen movies category.
    This kind of says that he's not the actor that I want to see come out of him.
    I probably expected a more versatile direction for him to take. But you know, 17 year olds make childish mistakes. Sh*t happens.
  • starchildx03x
    i'm following taylor swift on twitter, and she said this yesterday:

    " Spent all day with the other Taylor. Lots of laughing, lots of confusion over which one was actually being called to set.."


    it didn't make sense till right now hah!
  • HAHAHA....grr TaylorS....wolfie grls are gonna get ya!
    LOL
  • amirah
    omg !! i thought likke i was a really big fan of the twighlight saga but omg !! yuhh lott jus rock!! i cant belive soo many people are into stuff like this exceot4 mee lol !!!!

    amaizing !
  • :]Bri
    mama nooooooo!
    hahah. they look so INTENSE.
    i dont blame her, i'd be ALL ON him no doubt.
    HAHA c(:
  • Dangggg.
  • WolvesandVamps23
    a lot of passion in that kiss....very cute :)

    lucky girl
  • hey_I_read (hitches and tents)
    *Hides from wolf girls and says, "I think they really make a cute couple-looks like great chemestry!"* Please don't hate me! Lol Plus, wow, that is a hot smootch! Taylor (L) is making the Hollywood rounds!
  • IluvAlexMeraz-GF in 4/09
    Is it just me or does it look like there nose are clashing?? haha Taylor seems to like being near that bod haha did she wear those booty shorts to show-off? LOL
  • ROFLMAO!!
    Love the name of the post!!!

    And WHOA! They seem to enjoy the kiss...
  • fantasyfan
    Go to the TMZ site and look at the arms on that kid. OMG.
  • That's hot!! Lots of Team Jacob fans are feeling jealous now eventhough they are acting. Dealing with Robsten is tough for some of us Team Edward fans. I like Kristen, but I'm envious of her. That green eyed monster takes over.

    I'd just like to mention that even though Will has done and is doing a fantastic job LMCullen rocks with all these new posts. Thanks so much!
  • TwiTard
    honestly, i think it looks very awkward. but maybe it only looks that way in the still photos, perhaps it wouldn't be if we saw it on film. guess we will find out!
  • isn she almost 20 but who cares they look hot i lov3 taylor swift
    and no doubt taylor L.

    i took a picture with taylor but i wish i was doing wat taylor S. is doing.
  • mj1981
    thats hot
  • josie1990
    oOMFG CANT WAIT SEEN THE LIST OF THE OTHER ACTORS IN THE MOVIE I LUV THEM ALL, BOTH TAYLORS MAKE A GREAT COUPLE!
  • casey
    Aw. I think they would actually make a sorta cute couple.
  • IRunWithVampiresx3TE
    you go girl!
    lol

    im not a big fan of jacob.
    but taylor is def hot.. i mean ROB is even HOTTER! but taylor is hot.

    no wonder taylor swift would be pushin up against him.and i bet he is loving it!
    lol lucky taylor swift.
  • Darknight
    Taylor S. + Taylor L. = TNT they're dynamite. I'm a guy and never heard of Taylor L. before but he sure has worked to get a good physique, and as for Taylor S. she's always gorgeous and has a very good personality, not to mention some of the best legs I've ever seen. Of course it's not possible for me to ever have any contact with her since I'm just a regular working guy, so I can't really get envious of guys she does see, I just hope she ends up with a really decent man someday. Till then it looks like she either knows how to act or she is enjoying this movie kiss quite a bit lol, just as he is.
  • So, i am in love with Both Taylor's. like, i am a HUGE fan of both; so seeing these pics did not upset me, lol. . . however. . . if it were others *coughselenagomezcough* i'd be more than upset. lmao
  • EdwardCrazy1197
    i soo totally wish i was taylor swift right now, that is sooo unfair
  • Name
    Sooo jealous!! Even tho they would be cute, UGH!!! That's MY job, Taylor! MINE!!!!! First, she had perfect hair and a perfect voice and she's just freaking perfect!! NOT FAIR!!! Now she gets him too???!!! :'[
  • NicoleTeamWolf
    Wow they look smokin!

    And TayLau is hottt!

    So I guess he's not going to be paired with Anne Hathaway in the movie? Or maybe his character will have multiple ladies? lol
  • TJWG*Taycob_TDL
    TAYLOR!!! WHY?!?!?!.....im not even get mad because its only work...nothing else....AND he looks like amazing kisser...
  • cutesweetiezzz
    What?!!!!

    LOL I seriously almost had a heart attack when I saw that picture. I was like, "What are you doing Taylor?! *look at title* Ohhhh. haha. I knew that."

    I'm not going to be jealous. It's only work not play, so I'm cool with that.
  • manda_Cullen
    lol

    joe must be so jealous
    even nick to b/c of selena gomez
    the jonas brothes are going to gang up on him

    ohh nooo!!!!!!
  • ahlala
    LUCKY GIRLLLL
    he looks like an amazinggggg kisser
  • redd7293_iHowl
    Aww. I think It's cute.
  • MichelleLovesJacobandEdward
    Why Taylor!???? WHY!?
  • MichelleLovesJacobandEdward
    I just died a little when I saw this. I'm HATING Taylor Swift right now.
  • daannggggggg;
    that kiss looks HAWWTTT ! if only i was taylor swift for that one second, cuz that kiss is sexxxyyyy ! lol
    but wait, is this part of the movie? or just some sideline action? lol\
    tellin you taylor could pull any lady he wanted with the simple line "Does my being 1/2 naked bother you?" hahah !
  • sarclark
    hell no! Taylor cannot not be kissing her! He is not hers!!! He is OURS!!!! I don't even no if I'm going to be able to see this movie cause I'll get so mad. But then again.... I will always support him:)
  • lionsandlambs_aresoulmates
    omg!!! i was like "wait... taylor AND taylor...??" but taylor swift knda isnt a good actress, cause i saw her on csi or somthing, but this is unreal! wow, omg.
  • TaylorLautnerILU
    MOVE ASIDE SELENA GOMEZ I HAVE A NEW RIVAL... OOOHH YOUR GOING DOWN SWIFTY


    xoxoxoxx I LOVE YOU TAYLOR LAUTNER
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    A few thoughts WOLF PACK;
    PHOTO SHOP ME IN (each one of you could do it for yourselves too)

    and from personal experience, REAL WOMEN EAT RED MEAT (works for wolf pack and vamp lovers - he he he)
  • ShowerMeInUnicorns(JawP*rn!)
    TAYLOR&TAYLOR? LOL.

    BUT HOLYY SHIZE-ZAH!

    LOOOOOK AT THEE KISSSS!
    lol.

    just..DAMN. thats a hell of a kiss! LOL.
  • nikkkiiikkikki
    I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!
    but...that was HOOOT!
  • bdavis90
    WHAT????
    thats not fair...
    now shes gonna write a song about it....
  • BetOnAlice
    Well I would have to say Taylor got the better end of the Deal. Now you have to guess which one I am talking about :)
  • La_La_Lami
    Aw TSwizzle getting some summer action cause she's gangsta like that...
    ....in her xtra small white tee!!
  • TLloverr
    IS ANYONE ELSE JEALOUS BESIDES ME?!!
    lmao
    although i hate to say this but theyre not bad together..
    they actually make a cute couple =/
  • howdy25
    don't worry, i think we're ALL jealous!! lol
  • AC07
    I'm jealous! well, all of us Taylor fans are at least. I don't think many vamp girls are jealous.
  • howdy25
    hey, i hate jacob. i just love taylor!!!!
  • reallifebella
    wow, of all the people he could be dating in hollywood, i'd say that taylor swift is a great match for him! if its not any of you gals, it might as well be her....admit it, they're cute together.
  • I know! He's so innocent and sweet. A good Christian boy. For all you who think you know all about Taylor watch this!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4KOh7b9-eI
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    haha he looks like a dork here

    http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/14495
    and its cute, its cute. dont shoot me!
  • cutesweetiezzz
    lmao

    He does, but he's a very very cute dork.
  • twilightfan91
    seiyan91@hotmail.com

    The Twilight Saga has been a phenomenon in the film industry the past year. The Cullen’s and the wolves have been the center of attention but let’s not forget about the bad vampires. Canadian actress Rachelle Lefevre portrays “Victoria” in the Twilight Saga. She has become the focus of eyes and ears in the Twilight world for the past few days. Summit Entertainment has stated that Rachelle Lefevre will no longer be part of the Twilight cast.

    http://www.summit-ent.com/ ( news)

    Personally, I think that Summit Entertainment is making a big mistake. This is why I am starting a petition.

    Please sign the petition by adding your name, email and province or state.

    Send it back to me.

    Thank you

    One name can change a movie.
    seiyan91@hotmail.com
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    HAHAHA isnt selena gomez good friends with taylor swift?
    lmao
  • BAM6AM88 -- Kristen is love :)
    http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/31/taylor-lautner-sp...

    shows off all of lautner's muscless
  • On a sad note,i was mad because i want to see TL kiss till eclipse,and now this movie and TS ruined it!I am not saying that i hate Taylor swift or the movie,but why!!!!!!!!!
  • NessieandJacobforever
    OMG. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. SO not fair! I lov Taylor Swift and Taylor Launter (duh)...... It's too weird seeing them kiss. And it's breaking my heart. WHY? Why? Why do you do this to us nmm.org?
  • R.Pattz is my homeboy;)
    GOSH NMM.ORG! YOU JUST HAVE to bring up Kristen-Wannabe-De-Ravin. GARR!!!WHO JUST HAPPENS TO GET TO MAKE OUT WITH ROB ALL THE TIME! TAYLOR FANS CAN"T HAVE THEIR HEARTS CRUSHED ALONE ! YOU HAVE TO BRING ROBSESSES DOWN WITH THEM! I HATE YOU NMM.ORG. I HATE YOU!

    Did i just type that?
  • neev
    Taylor look so HOT! I can't believe Swift didn't faint!
  • iLOVErobxxx
    i know right? i think they look very sweet together :) unlike when i saw rob & emilie (did i spell her name right? lol) i wasn't quite as pleased for them LOL
    x
  • neev
    Ewww.. I know.. I don't like her at all! But let's not talk about her.. just the thought of her makes me wanna puke.. LOL
  • IloveyouEdward
    he loooks hoot
    now dont kill me girls
    but dusent look like they have any sort of chemistry :p
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *peeks into post*
    *sees wolf girls in full fury-mode*
    *shouts*
    WOLF MAN getting na-u-gh-ty... hehe... he looks SEXY in that pose
    *runs away at vamp speed*
  • lovestwilight
    Oh my gosh, I love Taylor Swift, but I honestly didn't know she was into acting. And that is one steamy kiss. I'm sure rumors are bound to start flying after this!
  • I love both of them! This is so weird but I had a random dream when I started really liking Taylor Swift, that she and Taylor are dating...

    It's got to be weird, having someone of the opposite sex with your name.
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    This is the absolutely worst thing to wake up to! Agh! And I really liked Taylor Swift too...not so much right now.

    I must say, though, it looks HOT. But it IS Taycob so...no surprise there.
    I hope when it's time for him to lay it on Bella in Eclipse (the consensual one) he brings the fire.
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    woooooooooo! Go Taylor!
    go get Taylor!
    i wonder if they both turn their heads & point to each other saying going "you? no, me!" when the director says "Now Taylor, you need to do it this way...."
  • fantasyfan
    He has such beautiful skin and teeth. Wow.
  • Edwardluverr
    OMG WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE HEEECCKK IS THIS?????? :O :O
    I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE DOING A MOVIE TOGETHER!!! EWW I HAVE NEVER LIKED TAYLOR SWIFT AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER LIKE HER. UGHH

    Thank god it's not Rob, though. LOL
  • twihard17
    completely agree!!!!!!! i hate tswift!! it bothers me how she like needs to get revenge for every guy who she used to go out with through song....ew
    im definatly a rob girl too but THAT makes me oddly jelous! DAMMIT i hate you taylor swift!!!!!!! >:O
  • howdy25
    ok, she's not getting "revenge" on them, she's just writing songs to let out her feelings, like other girls would write in a journal. she probably doesn't even pick which songs go on the albums. yeah, i'm jealous of her, but i love her songs and i'll defend her all the way!!!!!
  • twihard17
    haha sorry! she may not write her songs to get revenge but she does like to get revenge....a friend of mine told me that she made a video using dolls to look like joe jonas and her and made a video about the two of them....i personally dont like most of her songs but thats just my opinion...lol sorry if my comment sounded mean
  • howdy25
    no problems!! we're here to talk about twilight, etc., not taylor swift. you're allowed to have your own opinion!!
    *hugs twihard17*
  • twihard17
    *hugs howdy*
    thank you!! lol this is a site to talk about twilight :D we are so lucky to have it haha :P
  • Yeah. T. Swift is a living doll, and I love her music. But yeah, jealous *feels the green*
  • TE101(9/11_A_Day_Of_Infamy)
    It's kinda hard to make up a nick-name for them when they are both Taylors! It can't be anything like Robsten so maybe TayTay, like I read below?


    But this will be a really hot scene!!!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    What about T squared (I couldn't get my computer to cooperate on making the T2 look right)?
  • TE101(9/11_A_Day_Of_Infamy)
    I don't know.......
  • love_volatile_werewolves
    how about Swiftner? lol
  • taylor_all_the_way
    JIZZ!! why can i not be her?????!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    I think it's safe to say that Swift is Team Wolf..... you couldn't slide a piece of paper between those two! Horndogs I tell you!

    LOL
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Well, remember the Jonai wasn't putting it on her, so her hormones are singing in praise of Taycob right now LMAO! I'll let her enjoy his body for a bit before I take her out...
  • 4thewolf
    That is really. really... *tries desperately to think of word.. hot, sweet, cute.. fun.. romantic.??* Yum??

    I'm so melted right now, I can even cheerfully ignore the hideous track shorts.. LOL
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Look at WOLF BOY go.....

    WOW!!!

    Taylor and Taylor sitting in a tree

    K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!

    LOL!!!

    Oh I can see it NOW...

    Jacob kissing Bella......Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

    =0)
  • suitejuju
    *howl*
    That's mad hot. I'm jealous of Miss Swift now.
  • timbre
    I almost had a heartattack when i saw this. i am not jealous. okay maybe i am, but when i saw tis i was like i am going to go beat some taylor swift. lol but im glad its just a movie and not for reall.
  • tigerlily31
    Let's hope he leaves her with a good impression, or he'll end up in one of her songs!! lol!!

    She's too cute.
  • cclore
    Wow!!!!

    They, uh, fit together really well! lol

    Taylor Swift is a really good actress. I was pleasantly surprised at how amazing she was in that episode of CSI!

    Damn, she's a lucky girl!!
  • howdy25
    yeah, she was awesome in CSI!! i mean, for having no acting experience, she's sure a good actress!
  • OmFG... Thats Uni High (old High school) were they r at.. i was jst there yesterday!!!!! n i saw the paparatzi tooo!!! damn i should of asked who they were trynna get pic of! that could of been my chance to meet him!!!! **** imma go see if theyre still filming today!!!
  • ruined my weekend.....*reminds myself its just acting* now i'm in a bad mood :-p
  • rpattzgirl
    adorable!
  • bookobsessed
    *sitting on bleachers with cigarette looking at Taylor kissing*

    "I don't know she looks to pure to be pink"

    OK I had to say it...Doesn't this look just a little like Grease with longer boy shorts...hahahaha
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH &TOMBAH)
    yaay dere soo adorable..i wana watch that movie it has a great cast...
    ohh my gosh i soo totally found a name for them...we could just called the TAYTAY...loool
  • I'malloverthis
    They look cute together.
  • Taylor + Taylor = H-O-T-!

    They look cute... I think he's better with Selena, though.

    Anyway... the relationship is for the movie only... at the moment, at least...
  • Remember Tyler
    These two are so adorable...they should totally go out!!!!
    The same name will be weird tho...awww TaySwift!
  • MandiCullen
    Now those two make a cute couple!! I hoping for some real life chemistry!
  • Sarahtwigal
    im feeling hurt jealousy anger and wowness! *sigh* lucky gurl
  • Eclipse
    Wow, it is hot. But it looks like Taylor tries to pull out the famous Edward/Bella reunion kiss; the position, body language, the grab are almost identical. Still look hot, but don't you think it is too much for the high school kiss in the open stadium with whole bunch of people.

    Love Taylor. Hope he can make that kiss more steamy in the next sleeping bag scene. That will be more appropriate and hot.
  • jess511
    I don't know why, but this doesn't bother me, when normally it would! It just feels funny to see Taylor and Taylor kissing, just by thinking of the names!
  • krystalsoong
    i think my head just exploded. TAYLOR SWIFT?!?1?1??!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?? okay. take deep breaths. that was the most unexpected thing ever.
  • FL95 (JoJo)
    HOLY CRAP TAY!! You go boy!!!!

    That's a pretty hot lookin kiss yo. Steamy... *fans self* I need to go crank up the A/C now...
  • Nina
    Woo! Go Taylor (x2) !! =P
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    OMG!!! It's about TIME they announced their relationship!

    I hear she's pregnant! .....with TWINS!!!

    *Slides on "Team TaylorSquared" shirt*

    Just think! They could deliver together!!

    *SQUEAL*


    I'm SO EXCITED!!!

    Spit on you, Summit, for making them hide their love this long!

    I'm sure their engagement will be announced after Eclipse!
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    LMAO! Scarlet, you crack me up! :-)

    TaylorSquared!
    forbidden love kept on lock-down!
    hahahaha
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    I'm hoping TMZ will pick up the coverage.
  • JTSTeamSwiss
    hmmm, i wonder what the # is for the TMZ hotline. if i come across it, i'll
    jot it down so you can get in contact w/ them! just think, you'll be the
    first to make breaking news on TMZ!
  • 4thewolf
    *SLAP* Oh, shut up, vampgirl.. This is how rumors get started..
    ;)
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    LOL

    That's the idea!

    *wiggles eyebrows*

    MORNING WOLFY!!!
  • 4thewolf
    *stares at kiss again and gets all melty*
    Yes, it really is.. isn't it..
    *finishes drying champagne glasses and goes to kiss Alfred*
    OMG!!! Sorry.. *he looks horrified*
    I uh.. got carried away..
    *dies in shame*
    *points to Taylor pics* It's their fault.. they kinda make it look so nice and ..
    RRGH! *throws down dish towel and walks away, mortified*
  • fantasyfan
    Hey 4tw - recovering from the party? Yes, our little wolf cub is growing up, way up, thank God. Only 7 more months till he's legal. Such a good kid and such a cute picture.
  • 4thewolf
    Hey, FF!!! I'm recovered, but my wireless is taunting me till I'm half helpless before, it begging it to behave.. I have a feeling I won't be on much today and the little thing is just loving torturing me.. LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Hey, FF!!! I'm recovered, but my wireless is taunting me till I'm half helpless before, it begging it to behave.. I have a feeling I won't be on much today and the little thing is just loving torturing me.. LOL
  • fantasyfan
    Hey 4tw, Did you really just send this (Mon. 8/3 )? Or did you send it awhile ago and I'm just getting it? Actually, I think that the site has a few problems because I've done some replies that have never been posted. Anyway, I'm so glad that Taylor has this movie. Looks like a good place to get his feet wet before he goes on to bigger things.
  • 4thewolf
    Hey, FF!!! I'm recovered, but my wireless is taunting me till I'm half helpless before, it begging it to behave.. I have a feeling I won't be on much today and the little thing is just loving torturing me.. LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Hey, FF!!! I'm recovered, but my wireless is taunting me till I'm half helpless before, it begging it to behave.. I have a feeling I won't be on much today and the little thing is just loving torturing me.. LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Don't keep that love pent-up!!

    Alfred NEEDS love just like everyone else!


    ROTFL!!
  • 4thewolf
    *smiles dangerously*
    Just got your little message, Scars..
    and no. I'm not bitter....

    >>>>>SLAM<<<<<<<<<<
    *hits Scarlet with Collected works of JK Rowling, sending her flying across the room*

    *Smiles sweetly* Violent yes... bitter no... and I'm not so desperate that I do 60 year olds.. yet.

    ;) It's strictly admiration..
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Give it a couple of days....

    The desperation will set in!


    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    Well if I ever become so remarkably insane as to even THINK it... I'll thow myself off a cliff and pretend I can't swim...

    Trust me.. I have no wish to embarrass myself.



    and I have Zach. LOL
  • 4thewolf
    repeat
  • 4thewolf
    Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat.. Pete fell off and who was left.

    Gosh disqus.. I say something at it gets totally blown out of proportion!!!!!
    LOL
  • 4thewolf
    repeat
  • 4thewolf
    *glares at Scarlet then shoves her into pool, drags her up,. shoves her under again*

    SHut UP!!!!

    *climbs out of pool and stalks off, soaked and growling*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Bitter...party of ONE!

    lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    LMAO!! Hilarious Scarlet!.... *reads comment again, wipes tears* ;)
  • 4thewolf
    *rolls eyes* Oh, please, Kimsis.. don't encourage her. We all know that TaylorL is dating Nikki Reed secretly (he likes brunettes, remember?) and that TaylorS is too busy planning her Jonas brothers revenge to be serious about a relationship right now!!!
    Let's not start any gossip.
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie)
    Tay Tay and Gomez have started a new love triangle, Reed has caught on to this hence her return, she like's the attention!... I wonder how long it will take Oregano to make an appearance, he will not want his, Robs and Kristens love to be overshadowed!

    lol
  • 4thewolf
    Oh, really. I thought Mary Hart had started dating Oregano after being thwarted by Taylor, her true love. I believe she is helping Taylor Swift in her plot for revenge AFTER Taylor helps her out in bringing about the imminent downfall of the Jonas brothers, who may, by they way, replace the volturi in Breaking Dawn
  • 4thewolf
    Oh, really. I thought Mary Hart had started dating Oregano after being thwarted by Taylor, her true love. I believe she is helping Taylor Swift in her plot for revenge AFTER Taylor helps her out in bringing about the imminent downfall of the Jonas brothers, who may, by they way, replace the volturi in Breaking Dawn
  • 4thewolf
    Oh, really. I thought Mary Hart had started dating Oregano after being thwarted by Taylor, her true love. I believe she is helping Taylor Swift in her plot for revenge AFTER Taylor helps her out in bringing about the imminent downfall of the Jonas brothers, who may, by they way, replace the volturi in Breaking Dawn
  • LMAO!!! oregano!!!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Thanks KNumb!

    It's time for the pack to have to deal with rumors!

    lol
  • Eclipse
    This is really funny. Twins??? Then Robsten should get pregnant again so wolf and vamp can play game together...
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    OMG you're freak'n hilarious!!!

    you know they have to name the twins something with a "T" too so they all 4 have "T's"!!

    LMAO!!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Yeah...I'm just waiting for retaliation!

    lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Taylor and Taylor Plus 2???

    lmao!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Has a nice ring to it doesn't it? They could have a show series on TLC!

    lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Oh yes! Has a nice ring to it - better than Jon and Kate plus 8!!

    BUT.... I would never be a a watcher of the show - I will be too busy crying!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    awwww...

    *pats IHowl2 on the back*

    Cry not, sweetie, he has lots of love to go around!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL I know that she is throwing a party but I am afraid I am not funny enough for the party group...

    I can't keep up! :-)

    Thanks for the invite though!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Naaaaa! You don't need to be funny! Just awesome!

    And you've got "awesome" in spades!

    Feel free to crash when ever your heart desires!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *sniff* thanks Scarlet!

    I am still a bit tipsy - I am guzzling alcohol to forget this image - O4TJ is helping me out by supplying me moonshine!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *gives IH2 small hug*

    Let it all out girl...

    Do you need 4TW to throw you a party???

    They ROCK and are GREAT for temporary amnesia!
  • twimomsrule
    since when is Taylor Swift into acting!!!! Agh!
  • LaPushbabyLaPush
    Swift's arm looks SOOOOOOOO tiny up against Lautner's...........

    He's so freaking buff!!!! Holy Cow!!!!!!!! That's crazy!!!.....

    Ya think Swift purposely messed that scene up to "do it over" again????????..lol!!

    ;-)
  • MissN.Gravety.Magnet.Satellite
    hahaha,ja, I noticed that too!
  • bookobsessed
    ummmm....wow......he has a thing for the nice girls doesn't he.....CRAP!!! Thats leaves most of us out!!! HAHHAHAHA....OK, I know its just acting but he does look like he's enjoying the perks of the job. :D
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *imagining Self instead of Taylor Swift*

    Kiss me out of the bearded barley
    Nightly, beside the green, green grass
    Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
    You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

    Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
    Lead me out on the moonlit floor
    Lift your open hand
    Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
    Silver moon's sparkling
    So kiss me

    Kiss me down by the broken tree house
    Swing me upon its hanging tire
    Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
    We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

    *starts sobbing again*
  • Is it too early in the morning to start drinking?
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    No no no!!!

    *passing the bottle of wine*

    Try this one O4TJ - it make us blissfully tipsy!

    *hic*
  • Ohhh....that's good...but take a little zip of this...just brewed it out in the woods.

    *It will burn the hair off your arms*.

    Just waiting for it to take the sting of that picture away!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *hic*

    *guzzling down the bottle straight away before O4TJ can stop*
    *tears sliding down the face*

    I think I am over the pictures... I really am...
    *taking another huge gulp*

    *hic* I want to burn this memory off my brain...
  • 4thewolf
    *brings in heads of Sam and Howl* and sticks them in same position on Taylor+Taylor's body...

    Does that help at all???

    *waits nervously*
  • LOL, that is too damn funny! Nice butt IHowl!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    OOOOOOOhhhhhhh yes!!!

    That helps A LOT!!!

    *grinning tipsily*

    I wove you 4tw! Wove you vewy vewy much!
  • It's all we can do, drink, sing, and burn...

    *hangs head down and sobs, loudly*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Yes yes yes!!

    *sings loudly*

    99 bottles of beer on the wall
    & I'm gonna stay till I drink'em all!

    *swaying slightly*
  • stinalynn
    Wow... just wow. *blink*
  • TBF
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    *Brakes* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    *speachless*
  • rachaelwsz
    I think my heart just stopped.
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    Wow, I'm kind of impressed with old Taydog. There's definitely some good chemistry there. I would buy it any day of the week.

    So Rob is filming the love scene with Emilie this week? Now I'm in a really bad, grumpy mood.
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    I hear ya. Watch out anyone that brings out the wrong side of me this week. I will be out full force imagining our Rob filming a love scene.

    *sobs*
    *shakes fist in air* Dont you get any funny ideas Emilie
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    DAMN! He needs to grab her hair tighter!

    That kiss looks damn good though! :P
  • Kaleb -.-.- Shiny New Toy
    Pimsy!

    What's goin on girl?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Kaleb!???????? I thought you were dead! Life getting in the way? LOL
  • Kaleb -.-.- Shiny New Toy
    LOL

    Definitely getting in the way.

    Between working and those pesky girls, i'm pretty swamped these days. lol
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    Pesky huh? I know what you mean...I've been avoiding them myself lately! I guess I'm pretty hard to resist even for a woman.

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    You bet your sexy butt I do!

    *Leaps onto Alfie and wraps arms and legs around her*

    *grabs Alfies face and kisses her deeply and passionately, grinding into her*

    I KNOW you can't resist ME!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    *holds on to Scarlet's butt, gripping tight and kissing frantically*

    I could NEVER resist YOU!

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *whispers something into Aflie's ear then glares at Kaleb*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *whispers something into Aflie's ear then glares at Kaleb*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    SOOOO! I'm PESKY???? HUH?

    *glowers at Kaleb*

    What are YOU looking at pipsqueak?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *chuckles*

    Not you, sexy!

    You know who I mean...*wink*
  • Kaleb -.-.- Shiny New Toy
    Lol

    and that's saying something.
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *turns from Aflie and steps toe-to-toe with Kaleb, poking finger in his chest*

    Listen, kid!

    That INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS, AMAZING woman over there is MORE than just a piece-of-tail!

    You think you can wine and dine her, and then LEAVE her in the lurch!?!?!?!?!

    She is NOT some piece of wolf-meat you can chew on anytime you feel the appetite!

    SO BACK OFF!!!!

    Or I'll rip YOUR arms off TOO!!!

    *growls and tightens fists*
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *puts Scarlet down*
    *peck*

    *turns and looks at Kaleb*

    What? I HAVE been avoiding them...Scarlet here gets pretty jealous.

    Jaypat has no arms because of a little stunt she pulled with me LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *holding on to Scarlet and kissing her frantically, stops and notices Kaleb kicking dirt*

    *coughs*

    Uh, Kaleb? Why are you throwing dirt at us? LOL
  • Kaleb -.-.- Shiny New Toy
    *looks up at Pimsy's voice*

    Oh woops..

    Wait, aren't you supposed to be avoiding the girls?

    LOL
  • Kaleb -.-.- Shiny New Toy
    *looks up at Pimsy's voice*

    Oh woops..

    Wait, aren't you supposed to be avoiding the girls?

    LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *stares awkwardly at Kaleb*

    Yeah, I guess...

    *crickets*

    LOL
  • Kaleb -.-.- Shiny New Toy
    *hands behind back*

    *kicks some dirt*

    So...

    LOL
  • Sparks
    This isn't one of your pay-per-views! Its a kid film! LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO!!!!

    Oh...*disappointed*

    Well...this will have to do! LOL
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    All I gotta say is my shorts would have been on the floor as soon as he started puckering up!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LOL!

    I would probably have a unicorn if he said my name! LOL
  • love_volatile_werewolves
    Careful Pims....last time I said the word Unicorn the vamp girls were all over me telling wolf girls aren't allowed to have "unicorns'. Apparently we have dragons! lol
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    LOL, I sure did forget my principles everytime he called me for a few months!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Why would you want his digits? I thought you were upset no one wants to buy you dinner! LMAO
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO! I tend to forget about those things when THE urge takes over! LOL
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Well, the last guy I went out with was pretty hot, 6'4 firefighter going to med school, but all he wanted was bootay! Miami men are d-bags for the most part!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *slides paper and pencil*

    I don't mind THAT....

    What was his number? LOL
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    I "die" a little everytime I look at him, so my name on his lips would definitely send me into an alternate unicorn universe! LMAO
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *sighs*

    Why dont we hame men like that in Miami, huh? Oh we DO but they are into something else other than women! LOL
  • Jaypat
    You'd like that, wouldn't you?
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *low growl*

    Would I ever!? *biting lip*
  • Jaypat
    *glances down to see Kaleb*

    I see you have your eyes set on someone to help you with that.

    Sorry I can't help you. Scarlet burned my arms off. LOL!
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    LMAO
    So I guess vamps dont grow arms back afterall!

    *looks down to see what jaypat is staring at*
    *rolls eyes*

    He is harmless! LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Yeah...and Kaleb's going to lose an appendage if he doesn't wise-up!

    lol
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    WTF??? PIMSY!!! That is out boy! kissing HER!!!

    *glaring at PIMSY*

    Did you know what you just said??? WHen did we become so very "giving"???

    THAT IS OUR BOY!!!
    *eyes getting filled with sudden tears*
    *lower lip quivering*
    *sobbing in the sleeves*

    I am OK... really... I am OK... *small voice* I think...
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty
    *hugging sis*
    *pats*

    No, no, no! I'm not giving at all!
    I'm just...visualizing! Me kissing him...like that! :P
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *sigh*

    Both are of the same age group... may be they are good together???

    *clapping hands on mouth*

    OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WTH did I say just now?? Arrrgh!!! This is what happens if I miss the wolf posts!!!

    Get away from Taycob you... you... She-Taylor!!!! (The crown on his head looks so cutey wutey!!)

    Dammit boy! You needn't be SUCH a good actor!!! I can see you putting all of your effort in this kiss!!
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    Putting in all that effort for that kiss......... well, the J/B kiss is going to freakin' burn up the screen then in Eclipse! :;fans self:: haha

    ::is a little disturbed that I feel jealous of T. Swift of all people:: She grew up in my area, too! Grr.

    ::wanders away perturbed;: :;tries to tell self I wouldn't actually be into someone 12 years younger than me and not legal::

    heh.
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    I have nothing to say to that...

    *walks away sniffling in to the handkerchief*

    (yes I still carry those things!)
  • Ok, I won't lie, it hurts a little, *wipes tears from eyes*, but he's only acting, right?
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    *hanging on to OTJ collar*

    PLease please please tell me he is acting.... he is, right?? RIGHT???

    *composing self*
    Yes he is... Yes he is acting - HE IS ACTING PEOPLE...

    *looking heartbroken and betrayed*
  • Twilight-Fanatic
    OMG!! taylor (lautner) is sooooo f**king hot!!!
    I hope he puts a hell of a lot of passion into the Jake/Bella kiss near the tent!!
    He loooks fab in this movie!!!
  • Jaypat
    Wow! That is some kiss there!
    Passionate. Grabbing the back of her head. Somebody's been reading FF. LOL! Wait, they're in HighSchool! They shouldn't be kissing like that!

    Lucky girl Taylor!
  • Carlie
    they look hot both very lucky

    this is not really on topic but who thinks taylor should do a song for Eclipse soundtrack like a sad jacob can't have bella song idk just an idea
  • Which Taylor?! They can both sing!!!
    *starts humming 'dream dream dream dream dream'*
  • rachaelwsz
    OH MY... Ah! NOOOOO, TAYLOR! DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gah... Oh well. At least it's not Anne Hathaway! pedophile case indeed... haha
  • Beatriz
    I sincerely like that angle of taylor lautner. so hoot. =p~
  • I already dislike Taylor Swift, now I have a better reason!!!

    *Growls*

    Just kidding. OUR Taylor looks smokin' hot there! He's wearing my favorite color too. WOOHOO!!!

    At least he is wearing a shirt that is easy to rip off.

    *Puts on my liquid leather cheerleading uniform and lures Taylor to the lockroom*
  • ZoeyRedbird
    Hello my fellow steven lover
    *stands with back against lockeroom door*
    *whipsers*
    i'll stand guard for you, have fun
    *evil grin*
  • Good morning my fellow Steven lover!! I was reading a magazine last night, and realized where you name comes from. Very, very cool!!

    Thank you!! I will remember this, and repay you later.

    Maybe Steven could play Garrett in Breaking Dawn? Maybe... lol.
  • ZoeyRedbird
    ohhhh...steven...yummy. I don't care what he plays, just as long as he's in it.
    I might need you to stand guard outside my room when i kidnap rob, is that okay with you??
    *thinks about the possibilities*


    BTW - if you've never read the House of Night series, i seriously recommend it. It's EXCELLENT! (and there are plenty of fictional guys to swoon over, which makes it even better)
  • You know what? I have been eyeballing House Of Night series, but have never picked it up before. I just find the character of Zoey (based on what I have read) so COOL!! Hello...she has tattoos. That alone makes her kick butt. I'll indefinitely buy the books now. There are so many interesting books out now, but I never know if they are worth it.

    I've thought about House of Night series, Vampire Diaries, Blue Bloods (those look insanely good), Sookie Stackhouse Series, a bunch of them. Although nothing can replace Anne Rice's novels for me. There isn't a vampire who can compare to my Lestat. WOW!

    I will absolutely guard the room when you kidnap Rob! I have no problems with that lol. Go get him girl! I'll get the bazooka ready for anyone that tried to stop you.

    *Puts on my ninja costume*
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I have to say after the Twilight series, there are 4 series I like - SORRY Sookie is not included. House Of Night, then Morganville Vamp Series, followed by a tie between Blue Bloods (cool) and Vampire Academy.
    I did not like Sookie at all. I bought the first 3 books and could not even through the first one! (And I absolutely love to read)
    BY THE WAY LOVE YOUR NAME ZOEYREDBIRD (wish I had thought of something cool like that. **sighs**)
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I do not understand why I did not like Sookie when everyone else did.

    Aren't there talks for a movie being made on the House of Night Series? Are the people on the website the actors?
  • ZoeyRedbird
    Okay, I just realized everyone responded. LOL
    Yeah, I really loved HON about as much as i love twilight. I'm surprised you don't like Sookie Stackhouse. I thought that series was pretty good. LOL
    Thanks for the compliment on the name BTW. :)
  • howdy25
    Twilight and House of Night tie for me. other than that i've only read the first Vampire Academy. it's really good, but i haven't got my hands on the second one yet!! you want hot fictional characters?? go on the house of night site:

    http://www.houseofnightseries.com/pages/yearboo...
  • ZoeyRedbird
    Oh yeah, and Lestat is probably my number 1 all-time favorite vamp.
    (of course Stuart Townsend is delicious as Lestat)
  • ZoeyRedbird
    HON is GREAT. I've looked at the Vampire Diaries also but i haven't decided whether or not i want to read them.
    I'm currently reading the Sookie Stackhouse series, and they're excellent also. Fair warning though, it's almost like reading soft-core porn. LOL!

    *Looks at disguises for kidnapping Rob, picks out the k-stew one*
    teehehe, maybe i can lure him with this...
  • ZoeyRedbird
    Let me know if the vampire diaries are any count. I might check them out. I've been reading the WA fanfic all weekend.
  • howdy25
    i might read the vampire diaries, they made it into a TV show, out this fall on the CW. it looks pretty good, and i was looking at the books and they look pretty good too.
  • I love taylor swift and taylor lautner (:
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    I love them both too. They do make a cute couple.

    i can see that alot of effort has been put into it, hence the leaning into his package, and his hands fisted in her hair.

    Awww...if only it was real
  • bellscullenblack
    Booooo!! I dont like what i see here :(
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Tay & Tay...

    Damn...that's one lucky girl!!...to be melted up against his body like that kissing him.....

    Sh!t...I need some Rob pics and fast ~ I'm lust'n over jail bait!!!!
  • maggsmay - Say NO To Robsten!
    that's so true!
    i'm afraid i'm gonna start liking that wolf boy
    i think it's time for my daily overdose of rob :)
    that'll make my day :)
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    LOL
    I would love an overdose of Rob!!
  • ZoeyRedbird
    *starts chanting for spunk*
    WE NEED ROB PICS!!!
    WE NEED ROB PICS!!!
    WE NEED ROB PICS!!!

    *takes deep breath, looks at Taylor*
    *starts chanting again*
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    *CHANTING*

    yes, we need Rob
    I need Rob
    Taylor's too young for me ;-)

    LOL
  • did you see my rob video???

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEq2bBDlpi0

    plenty of Bada$$ Rob pics!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    *panting*
    *wiping drool*

    holy sh!t that's hot!!!

    thanks girl!!!!
  • my daddy C video is done spunkie!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4oKcbfoqM
  • spunkie.....there are only 3 angels!!!

    Stick with your white wings!!!

    LMAO
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    FINE!
    *changes wings/halo back to white*

    I like pretending to be innocent anyway....Rob likes innocent looking girls that he can have his way with! LOL
  • how about RED wings!!!


    You can be the Dirty Devil!!!!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Great idea!
    I'll keep my white wings when I'm on here and pretend to be innocent...

    then when I need to be dirty....I'll switch and put on my red wings and
    become the Dirty Devil!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Great idea!
    I'll keep my white wings when I'm on here and pretend to be innocent...

    then when I need to be dirty....I'll switch and put on my red wings and
    become the Dirty Devil!
  • I just got this response!!

    Right next time I see you on nmm I will have to ask what kind of day you're
    having!
  • you have wings!!!

    I have black wings and a black halo...I'm the dirty angel and a initiated DutchieGirl and JIMH as dirty angels last night....we roam the streets like charlies angels but we were full of smut and dress in black lacy lingerie, little garter belt, thigh high stockings and heels. Dutchie is getting leather jackets for us too!
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    *taps on TSH's shoulder*

    Eh... I thought you said we'd keep it at three... and here you are promoting the Dirty Angels again??

    *shakes head in disapproval*

    Well... you know... actually it was my idea to invite more members, so I can't stay mad!

    The more the merrier!!

    *strikes a CA pose*

    Dirty Angels rule!!
  • noooooooo


    people just want to join....black is way much cooler than white!!!

    Its just us 3 chica....we don't want everyone walking around in sexy black lacy lingerie, garter belts and thigh high stockings ...we need to make sure that the twi guys spot us!!

    *strikes a CA pose*

    Come on sister lets rock it!!
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Garter belts and short tight leather jackets... I believe we're rocking it, sis!!

    Btw, you know with Charlie's angels there's one brunette, one blonde and one asian/exotic girl...

    You are definitely the deliciously exotic one ... me I'm tall and blonde (typical Dutch).

    Do you know what Jimhy looks like??
  • LOL

    I hope she is a brunette!!

    If she is a red head we got problems!!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    ok, I give up trying to pretend to be innocent.

    *trades white halo/wings in for black*

    ok...I feel so much better now!!

    LMAO @ Charlie's Angels & leather jackets...I'm picturing it in my head and damn you look good as a dirty angel! LOL
  • you horny minx!!!

    I know you weren't as innocent as you tried to be!!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Shoot ~ I need to do better huh?

    *adjusts halo*
    * straightens wings*

    There...does that look better?
    LOL
  • yay!!! Glad you like!!!

    I did stick on twitter but think you might have missed it.

    I have a paulex on there too....go through my channel to look at the rest.

    I'm doing daddy c now!

    Working my way through the twi men!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    I'd like to work my way through the twi men too but not through video *wink*

    LOL
  • ZoeyRedbird
    Yeah, I've done enought jailbait swooning in the past couple days.
    I need a real man :)
  • JakesChewToy
    I hope you guys get tons of rob pics! At least enough to bury this a couple pages deep so I never have to see it again.
  • fantasyfan
    What are you saying JCT? The wolves go for days and days with nothing and you what Rob Picts? I love Taylor picts, any Taylor picts and this looks like it will be a good movie for him. I WANT MORE. AS MUCH AS I CAN GET.
  • JakesChewToy
    Oh, I Love Taylor pix, this one is just making me feel a little green.
    Don't worry, as soon as this image is burned from my brain I'll be back to normal.

    So yeah, bring on the Rob posts. My Friday is now in the toilet, someone may as well get something good to look at.
  • ZoeyRedbird
    Don't worry - I think we've got you covered. :)
  • crazy4cullens*RollingRockRob
    You can tell we haven't had a Rob post in awhile. Our eyes are starting to wander to the other Twilight men popping up...
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Seriously!!

    *heads off to google*
    *frantically types in Rob's name*

    Ahh..much better!

    LOL
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    LOL ... but you know I would rather not see him kissing Emilie if it's all the same.
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    oh don't worry....I by passed ALL of them!!!!

    I just need PURE STRAIGHT UP HOT ROB!!!

    LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    It's been a thousand lonely days since we've seen Rob!!!!
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    Oh I am with you on that. We need another one of those "Rob hits a gust of wind and his shirt flies up" shots. That would be great after all this bad news this week.
  • crazy4cullens*RollingRockRob
    See even Mother Nature thinks he's hot. It a universal thing.
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie"
    Your right on gust...NO breeze...we need the whole shirt to come off and the pants drop! LOL

    *starts imagining shirt off and pants drop*

    yummmm....
  • Ashley
    haha... ur funny!
  • What Obsession?
    I think this might hear some howling shortly :). They look cute together.
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    love him. so sexy=) i just notice taylor and taylor like tay&tay aww soo cute
  • Awww
  • Ena
    That's hot haha :D Taylor and Taylor ... cute couple dont ya think?
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Clevver.com did a video trying to consider matches for Taylor S a few months ago and Taylor L was one of the options. They would make a cute couple, a damn sight more appealing than her with that Joe bro (even if he is the 'hot' one).
  • LOLZ, if that Joe Bro is hot, Tay baby must be, like, surface-of-the-sun type Hot
    *touches self*
    *stops self*
    No one saw that, right?!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    Do you need some privacy? lol
  • *splashes self with water* *chokes*
    No! I'm FINE! *manually keeps lungs going*
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover(Mrs.TomStu)
    *looks at you sceptically* Alrighty...
  • howdy25
    yeah, and better than him with selena, too.
  • livvylivy
    lol oh yh

    xx
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    It can't be.... I'm not jealous LOL


    Seriously though he does look like he is going for it! And TSwift is leaning into his package....do you think that was part of the script or did she just want to feel him against her?! I know where my hand would be if i was her!
  • jacob my soul
    OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    WHAT A SHOCK TO SEE THAAAAT!!!!

    .

    67t mn 3eeenyyy tylor
  • iloveurguts
    i think i may have just died a little lol.... dramatic? i dont think so lol
  • I_run_with_vampires
    OMT! Holy smokes can he kiss *starts to fan herself uncontrollably* Oh, if only that was me... *thinks up her interpretations of how she would kiss him* ....*thought continues...*
  • TeamJBTL
    Hahaha wtf? HIs package? lmao

    thats so funny.

    I would do anything to be in SWIFT'S spot! I would even KILL. :)
  • TeamJBTL
    Hahaha wtf? HIs package? lmao

    thats so funny.

    I would do anything to be in SWIFT'S spot! I would even KILL. :)
  • so excited you posted twice!!!
  • TeamJBTL
    lmao!

    haha excited? :)
  • 5ctBauble
    well you cant actually see her other hand... ;)
  • because I chopped it off!!!
  • LMAO
    *starts to frantically sign up for acting classes*

    well thats cos he is "passionate" ;)

    fudge, wish i was her. thats effing HOT. /fans self/
    your analyzing this a bit too much girlie, chillax.

    and those are the shortest shorts i've ever seen. /FACEPALM/
  • team_rob_tay
    yeah i noticesd that shit too, arghh i so wanna be in tswifts place right now
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    If you're not jealous, you're a better woman than me! I will say it loud and proud I'M SO JEALOUS!!!! Wish it was me leaning into him, gripping him tight, taking him to my trailer after this scene....can't continue with this train of thought here. ;)
  • oh yes you can!!!

    I will be leaning into him...one hand on the butt and the other slowly slipping down the pants!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh yes, down the pants is a given! Who could resist that package just on the other side of the thin shorts, just begging to be touched???? Not me!
  • I like to grab handful....he enjoys it too!

    He doesn't mind the occasional....tea *coughs* bag either! LMAO
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LMAO!

    You are a naughty, dirty girl!!!! But I'm sure he loves EVERYTHING you do to him! ;)
  • *blushes*

    I meant he likes tea.... what ever are you on about?!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh, my mistake!

    *notices TSH blushing*

    Wait a second! You SO did not mean tea! I was right the first time!
    You can't hide that kind of stuff from a fellow dirty angel, I know how you think!

    Ha! "I meant he likes tea." Sure, sure.
  • I like to suck on the bag....you now get ever last drop of the tea out...don't you?! LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Of course! When the flavor is so intense, how could you leave even one drop behind?

    Sometimes you have to use your teeth just a bit to make sure you've thoroughly enjoyed it. Gently though, you don't want to hurt the bag ;)

    LOL
  • Yes it can be quiet a mouthful especially as you don't want any accidents....if you break the bag then the enjoyment is ruined!

    I do like the stirrer though...its nice to have it between your teeth!! LMAO
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh me too! Sometimes I like to suck on the stirrer for a loooooong time, just playing with it in my mouth, licking it and making sure I've gotten all the flavor....of the tea I mean, um yeah.

    LMAO!
  • LMAO

    I love sucking on the stirrer too!!

    I often share Paulex's tea and his stirrer is beautiful! Because he always goes for a Veniti the stirrer is huge so it just about fits in my mouth....and yes I love to suck every last drop from the stirrer!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    That seems to be common among the wolf men--big beautiful stirrers that is!

    Taycob likes watching me sucking on his stirrer and playing with the bag at the same time. That seems to make his tea even sweeter, just the way I like it! ;)

    LMFAO
  • lol he is practicing for Eclipse :D
  • You betcha! Any true TwiHard knows that his kiss with Bella will have to be above and beyond any of the ones she has had with Edward. And I quote: " Against all reason, my lips were moving with his in strange, confusing ways they'd never moved before--because I didn't have to be careful with Jacob, and he certainly wasn't being careful with me." Eclipse--p. 527. I sure hope David and Melissa realize that as well....
  • SLEEPING BAG SCENE!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    F#CK YES!!!!!
    I cannot wait, I'm in need of a Shamwow over here just thinking about it!!!!!
  • Shamwow girl...you ain't seen nothing yet!
    I spied a hot pic of our WILF on Just Jared....alone, pre kiss??
    with a Big Ole Bo.....you go see for yourself...lol....
    I tried really hard to blame it on the light...but , IT IS WHAT IT IS, and its f'n ALPHA, baby!!! and now I can't sleep!! I JUST KNEW IT GONNA BE LIKE THAT!
    I did a whole pic commentary I could send you...
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh I saw that one!!! Delicious, wasn't it?
    He is the true alpha indeed! ;)

    Pic commentary huh? Anything you could email to me?
    laura_knack@yahoo.com
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Do I need to let you borrow my pink shamwow again? LMAO
  • screw panties....I will just go commando....easy access!!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    You're a freaking genius TSH! I might have to take that advice!
  • Yes it works so much better....Alex's hands have much easier access to me
    now!!
  • Yes it works so much better....Alex's hands have much easier access to me
    now!!
  • Yes it works so much better....Alex's hands have much easier access to me
    now!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    You don't want my awesome WILF panties? Fine!

    *pouts in corner*
  • ROFL

    nah....I like the breeze!!
  • ROFL

    nah....I like the breeze!!
  • ROFL

    nah....I like the breeze!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Yes please!!! I really need to start packing a shamwow in my purse!

    Lucky for me I carry extra Team Taycob-what a WILF! panties at all times for just such an occasion!

    LOL
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Lmao! Sure to be a bestseller! I think TSH needs a pair!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LMAO

    I would agree with that!

    Yes, I will be a millionare!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Gazillionaire! You could afford three wives easily LMAO!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Gazillionaire! You could afford three wives easily LMAO!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Gazillionaire! You could afford three wives easily LMAO!
  • I just need fresh panties!
  • lol..im jealous.. i thourght she was a stuck up b_tch before now shes just crossed the line!!
  • twilightx3
    yeap im with you right there lol
  • Hey there god-daughter! How are you?!

    I see you have gotten a little angery at Miss Swift....may a suggest you go cool down! LOL

    She is just being paid to kiss him...not like he would really want her to... *vomits*
  • heyyy god-mother.

    *looks around*

    pfft im not angry

    *mumbles* ducking, chiting, poo, head,, b-itch,, lanky, pooooo

    But No. Not angry :P

    Taylor (B-tch Taylor) is like 6 foot. I think sexy Taylor is standing on a step lol. .... Kissing her vile vile mouth...poo...cow...moo...moo



    LOL
  • LOL

    i forgive you....just close your eyes and pretend like it actually you kissing him and then all will seem so much better!
  • TwiAddict
    2 words.
    HOLY. SH#T.
    taylor is so hot. i want to be taylor. like if i had 3 wishes, the first 2 would be to kiss rpattz, and the 3rd would be to kiss taylor lautner.
    just look at how he's holding her... *melts onto computer screen*
    his lips look verrrrrrryyyy tasty... ;-)
  • Swift looks really cute there too. She is so thin and I love her hair! How I wish to be her at this moment.
  • TwiAddict
    yesss! both taylors look amazinn!

    not the be like weird or anything, but her a$$ looks friggin amazin too :)
  • Oh my!! I was thinking the same thing, but didn't want to say anything. Her @ss does look so great in those short shorts. lol

    Ummm...trying to think of something else...Lautner's arms, his arms!! They are so muscular and gorgeous! haha
  • ROFL

    when you have Taycob there how can you even look at her a$$??
  • I don't know, it just kinds stood out for me....what the hale is wrong with me, these days?!!!? It's probably all the smuttiness between Scarlet and PIMSY on Twitter. LMAO!
  • TwiAddict
    LOL
    and yes... my favorite thing about this pic is that his eyes are closed and his mouth just looks sooooooooooooo yummy. like seriously, he's only 3 months older than me, and i think will print this out to drool all over during school lol
  • Awwww, lucky. I'm a little old for him, but that's okay cause I have my Robbie. ;)
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Welcome to the wonderful world of seeing your Twilight man making out w/ another costar.
    *Thinks of Rob and De Ravin and dies a little inside* lol
  • TeamTaylor
    I know how you feel now.
    I'm SOO SOO sorry
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    At least Taylor Swift has a career!
    Our man has to make out w/ someone who was a SUPPORTING character on a fricking tv show and has done nothing else I've ever heard of!!!
    At least Tay has diginity. lol
  • TeamTaylor
    yeahh. that stupid emilie girl really made me angry...
    emilie de ravin
    WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT!?!
  • LOL! aww poor you. *pats head*
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    This makes me wonder....... I wonder how many guy's come to um.. attention.. when doing a love scene involving bodies all squished together? ;) heh.

    Gotta be awkward!
  • He can come attention on me all day long!!
  • He can come attention on me all day long!!
  • He can come attention on me all day long!!
  • He can come attention on me all day long!!
  • even more awkward the confusion on set of calling "taylor to set!" LOL funfunfun
    i bet they cast both of them for the fun of that and now there's gonna be rumors of T squared! :P

    i just thought of what kind of roles they might be playing...aaaawww i hope so. cos that way i can say aaaaawwww.
    and TL looks ridiculous in that crown LMAO
  • He can come attention on me all day long!!
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    lol. Yeah really! "Hey there, little guy... wanting some attention, I see!" haha
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    correcting myself.. or "Hey there, big guy..." lol
  • ROFL
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    hahahahahahaha that just put so many nasty thoughts in my head!

    *ensumes maniacal laughter and ignores the the stares of her unenlightened coworkers*
  • sorry! *blushes*

    I tend to do that to myself often!!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Well... I'm sure if the guy is attracted to the girl (even if the director is telling them exactly where and how to put their bodies) then something would uh.. pop up...
  • That's what I always wondered! In like crazy love scenes....how horrible would that be!!! I think I've heard actors say it's so unsexy because the director is telling you what to do action-for-action but still......I'm sure guys get "excited" every once in awhile.
  • limonpower
    DAAAMN YOU SWIFT!!! you've just donde something a huge percentage of nmm.org population wanted to do!!!!!
    well..i don't really hate you, is jelousy speaking. and you are indeed taking advantage, TSHPaulex is right!! you are leaning against him! xD
    you go girl!!
  • will y'all STFU?! jesus, y'all just wanna make me jealous today huh?! (not to mention he's 17 and i can't GO THERE, yet)

    none of you love me. :(
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    What? Where is this coming from? I LOVE YOU MC!!!!!!!!

    And quit being so virtuous and just go there for heavens sake, you know you want to!!!!! ;)
  • what? where is this coming from umm hmm read the comments above!!!!!!
    y'all are describing how their so into it and loving it and jesus!

    remember? im the nun? nutty the smutty nun? im only smutty with jakey-oh.
    *dons on countdown widget for feb. 11*

    starts listening to this for jakey-oh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUIVx-KQt4
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LMAO

    Imaging Jakey-oh stripping are you? Yes, that sounds very nun-like to me!!!!

    I'm counting down too, I just can't wait till then to make my smutty comments!

    And I didn't say HE was into it, just TS, cause our boy is impossible to resist! He is acting, of course!!!! I will continue to believe that. So there! LOL
  • pft i think i'd feel guilty anyway. he has such a cute boyish face.
  • i repeat im only smutty with jakey-oh.

    V_Jacobs_Girl suggested that song. LOL and im like someone NEEDS to take jake's strip tease part and put that song with it on YT LOL!!

    www.taylorlautnerdaily.com made widgets counting down his b-day I KID YOU NOT. LOL

    yes he is acting, he's so "passionate" about it ;) /le sigh/
    you didnt say it but the other girls did! :(

    *starts signing up for acting classes!*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh! Me too! *signs up for acting classes* LOL

    Yeah, the song with the vid would be great!!!!!

    I'm so NOT surprised that there are widgets, I think there's a lot of women out there looking forward to that day so they can feel less guilty! LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Look how she's gripping his shoulder too! Yeah, she totally wants him.

    *sigh* Guess I can't blame her, she's actually showing a great deal of restraint not to take him right there on the ground! LOL
  • exactly who can blame her. but if she does want him like that in RL she'd be in trouble with selena! mhmmm
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    True!
    Hey girl! I've been all over this post saying VERY naughty things!
    You're either gonna be proud or ashamed of me! LOL
  • ugh tell me about it! i wanna go to CC next yr and see my wolf men in january along with the doc!!!!!
  • yes well im thinking about it. i just want a damn job LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I hear ya! I don't have one either right now and it sucks. I need income!
  • LMAO


    you were a very naughty girl.....I have never see you talk like that but now that you're a dirty angel don't ever stop!!
  • YEAH remember CC day?! LMAO good times, good times.

    well im changing that. no more late nights for me. plus i had to do morning shift at the hospital yesterday and i was beat.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Bummer! I will miss our crazy late nights!!! :(
    Although, once school starts up again in a few weeks, I'll have to be more of a good girl about sleeping too. Grrrrrr!

    CC day was super fun, but you were a bit insane to stay up so long with no sleep at all! Just find some happy middle ground. Stay up and play a little bit, sometimes, just not all the time!
  • aww no im not gonna disown you. your such a good wilfy. *pats head*

    i was really just LMAO xD

    im fine, i was catching up on missed sleep i guess. didnt put the alarm clock on.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh good! I was worried for a second there! LOL

    And I'm glad that everything's ok with you. You probably needed all the sleep with how late you usually stay up!
  • yes i saw...DANG GIRL. didnt know you had it in you?! O.0
    idk what to feel right now...i've slept all day missed THIS and now...read my comment below this one LOL.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *blushes*

    Well, I had company in the gutter, it brings out this side of me even more. Don't disown me please! I would be so sad!!!!! :(

    Oh, and why were you sleeping all day? Are you ok?
  • so true...we all want to be doing that!
  • I would have already plastered him to the pavement! Was that out loud?
  • EmilyLovesEmmett
    If only men knew how rough girls can really be... haha.. :-)
  • they'd be too scared!!
  • ROFL

    no shame there sister....I'm all for public foreplay!
  • teamswitzzienessgal(tsg)
    lol if it was me...id be fired cuz i wouldnt be able to stop!
  • I_run_with_vampires
    lol. Same with me... K honestly, why aren't those people in the back starring at them?!?! Obviously they're HOT. Wow. *Pictures herself in TS's place... thought continues*

    My guess is that Taylor Swift is playing a cheerleader...
    "Go Team Go!!!"
    Can you picture it? lol
  • teamswitzzienessgal(tsg)
    lol
    didnt she have a song saying she was on a bench or something (ummm hmmm) whatever....lol "you belong with me"
  • TeamTaylor
    im a blonde cheerleader....
    WHY DIDNT I GET THE PART!??!??!?!??!?? grr.
  • Hi IRWV....I just got finished drooling over all the pics at Just Jared. She does do a little cheerleader thing....they are announced Prom Queen & King...AND I spied the hottest pic
    of our guy....with a big ol b.....you go see for yourself!!
    I tried to blame it on lighing...but IT IS WHAT IT IS....and its ALPHA BABY!!!
  • I_run_with_vampires
    Wow, I made a great guess! ....WAit!... really??? Theres more picture?! .... So, how do I get to "Just Jared" ?!?! Need to know pronto!!

    *Mouth already getting more moist to the thought of what the other pictures look like*
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Yes, PDF does add a little spice to the sauce LMAO!
  • hot and spicy....just the way I like it!!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    oohhh, sounds kinky babe! i like where you're going with this *still smirking in wanton manner*
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    hmmm...I think all my hot dog needs is some buns to go in, but I have some already *lascivious smirk on face* LMAO
  • my face is going right between those buns!! I'm getting a mouthful....I
    hope I don't get lock jaw!!
  • my face is going right between those buns!! I'm getting a mouthful....I
    hope I don't get lock jaw!!
  • my face is going right between those buns!! I'm getting a mouthful....I
    hope I don't get lock jaw!!
  • my face is going right between those buns!! I'm getting a mouthful....I hope I don't get lock jaw!!!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Did you hear that?

    Boiiiinnnnnnnggggg!
  • ROFL

    always count on you!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Who wants a bland hot dog, not me lol!
  • Do you want mustard on that??
  • Do you want mustard on that??
  • Do you want mustard on that??
  • Do you want mustard on that??
  • Do you want mustard on that??
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Hmmm...I think all my hot dog needs is some buns to go in, but I have some already ;) LMAO
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Hmmm...I think all my hot dog needs is some buns to go in, but I have some already ;) LMAO
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Hmmm...I think all my hot dog needs is some buns to go in, but I have some already ;) LMAO
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    I want to snap her like a twig for enjoying her job so much! And she is TOTALLY leaning on MY package!
    *Douses herself in ice cold water*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    MY PACKAGE!!!

    *realizes I have yelled at my beloved Wolfie*

    Um, I mean, you'll share with me love, won't you?????
    Pretty please with sweet Taylor kisses on top?
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    *Looks around for her willpower and can't find it* Well, can't find it around you my love! I guess I could pry my legs off him for a few minutes *jumps on JAMY and gives her a long kiss* Sorry, I can't control myself lol!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I'm so glad I have this effect on you!!! LOL

    *kisses Wolfie back*

    Now, I must tend to Taylor, he's looking lonely without your legs wrapped around him!
    Maybe in a little while you can come join us, I think he could handle me and you both! ;)
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Lol i have to make sure he's an expert when i give him to you so i will keep him a little longer ; ) only the best for my Jamy!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    *throbbing uncontrollably* I'm almost there, just a little more...*moaning at the taste of Taycob* Move your mouth a little to the side... LMAO
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Whoa girl! HOT!!!!
    Now I'm the one that needs the fan.
    Yeah, I'd say you're doing a good job of keeping him occupied!
    Oh and by the way, I call dibs on him doing that to me next ;)
    LMAO
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Lol i have to make sure he's an expert when i give him to you so i will keep him a little longer ; ) only the best for my Jamy!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Lol gotta make sure he is an expert before i give him over to you ; ) only the best for my Jamy!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Lol i have to make sure he's an expert when i give him to you so i will keep him a little longer ; ) only the best for my Jamy!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Lol gotta make sure he is an expert before i give him over to you ; ) only the best for my Jamy!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Lol gotta make sure he is an expert before i give him over to you ; ) only the best for my Jamy!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Oohhh, keep talking nasty to me *panting excitedly* and I might need another pair of panties!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *fans Wolfie*

    LOL, this is why I love you!

    Let's see...at the risk of your panties, I have a plan for how things might begin. If you could keep his lips occupied, I would like to do a little....oral examination ;)
    I have a feeling he might like that, what do you think?
  • your package?!!!!!

    Get in line!!!
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    she is definitly leanin way to much into him >:0

    & you wish that package got MY name on it and is addressed to me ONLY lol
  • my package!!!!
  • ILoveWolves-Stalking 04/09
    Ha! We established my legs are wrapped around him and no one is prying those suckers off once they're tight!
  • Jaypat
    LOL!
    He is going for it!! Look at that! Grabbing the back of her head, putting his hand on the small her back!

    Oh you know she is leaning into "it", no script needed for that. Maybe her other hand is where you would put yours. HA!!

    This is good practice for his kiss with Bella in Eclipse.
  • hahaha...

    do you think she slipped it into his shorts....because that is what I would do!!

    *adjust black wings and halo*

    Yes I am a dirty angel!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Can I join the dirty angel club?

    I can tell you all the naughty things I'd do to Taylor if I need to prove my worthiness. Um, do you have five hours to spare? Cause there's a LOT of things I'd do to him! ;)
  • hmmmm *thinks*

    Ok * tosses JIMH black wings*

    You have to work for the halo though!!!

    Now spill!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *puts on wings*

    Hey, these are really nice, all glittery and stuff!

    Ok, so if this was ME he was kissing, first I'd lean into his hips, gripping his @ss and pulling him against me. Then I'd go the extra mile on the kiss, thrusting my tongue in his mouth and nibbling on his ear.

    Around that point the director yells "cut!" So I take Taylor by the hand with a coy little smile over the shoulder, and lead him back to my trailer. I s-l-o-w-l-y peel off his clothes with little teasing touches and kisses, and by then he's dying for me, so he rips mine off too......

    Have I earned the halo yet? ;)
  • holy smokes!

    *TSH fans herself and adjusts her halo that began to slip whilst reading JIMH hot and heavy day with Taylor*

    That was ....I'm lost for words!

    *Passes a shiny new halo to JIMH*

    Well earned....welcome to the the dirty angel club!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *puts on halo proudly, adjusts it to a jaunty angle*
    *aims heavy duty fan towards TSH*

    Why thank you my dear! I'm SUPER excited to be a member of such a prestigious club!!!!!

    I could've done better, but you are a mod, for goodness sakes!
    That would be playing with fire I think. ;)
  • Also...are you scared of me because I am a mod?

    Have you seen what come out so my mouth?!!!!
  • Well its just us two at the moment!!

    I'm the leader and your second in command! LOL

    I like our black wings and halo I think they are rather fetching!!!
  • Also...are you scared of me because I am a mod?

    Have you seen what come out so my mouth?!!!!
  • Well its just us two at the moment!!

    I'm the leader and your second in command! LOL

    I like our black wings and halo I think they are rather fetching!!!
  • Also...are you scared of me because I am a mod?

    Have you seen what come out so my mouth?!!!!
  • Well its just us two at the moment!!

    I'm the leader and your second in command! LOL

    I like our black wings and halo I think they are rather fetching!!!
  • Well its just us two at the moment!!

    I'm the leader and your second in command! LOL

    I like our black wings and halo I think they are rather fetching!!!

    Also...are you scared of me because I am a mod?

    Have you seen what comes out so my mouth?!!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I was wondering if you forgot Dutchie for a minute there! LOL

    So, I'm third in command then? That works for me!
    With three of us, we're like Charlie's Angels, except dirtier, LOL.
    I'm sure just having 3 won't last though, there's a LOT of dirty girls around here!

    I do rather like the uniform. It's appropriate, and it could really come in handy for seducing Twi boys too!!! Just add some black lacy lingerie, a sexy little garter belt, thigh high stockings and heels, and viola!

    Sexy dirty angel = HUGE package begging to be delivered ;)

    And I'm not *scared* of you really, just of the power of the gold star. I wouldn't want you to have to mod one of your own angels! But I guess if you're throwing caution to the wind, so will I!!!

    Can I handle the smut?!? Are you serious????

    Uh, HALE YES I CAN! You ain't seen nothing yet! ;)
  • I like 3!!!


    They can be something else!! I don't pass out my black wings and halo willy nilly!!


    I'm liking your idea of the angel uniforms!

    I think this kinky uniform will go well with my pumping paulexxx!!!!

    Come on sister....bring on the smut!! LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I know not just ANYONE gets them, that's why I'm so honored to be part of the coolest club around!!!!

    Paulexxx will love the uniform! When are you planning on showing it to him?

    I'm guessing you'll be busy for quite a while when that happens, huh?

    Good thing these wings are pretty sturdy, cause when Taycob sees me like this, I think things are gonna get a little rough!

    *pictures Taycob ripping thigh highs off with his teeth* Wow that's HOT!!!

    Oh yeah, I think this uniform was one of the best ideas I've had yet!!!! ;)
  • I give you credit angel this uniform rocks!!!

    Pumping Paulexxx is going to get a sneak peak at the uniform tonight..can't wait to show him I just hope there is some of it left for me to wear tomorrow!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Just tie him up and make him beg, that way he can't rip apart the uniform ;)

    Plus, how much would you love to bring big, sexy Paulexxx to his knees? Hmmm, I meant that figuratively, but literally works too! LOL
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Woohooo!! You're part of the dirty angel club too!!

    Welcome, welcome...

    I got introduced yesterday... actually... I'm pretty sure we started this prestigious little club yesterday!!

    And I see TSH is already recruiting members, way to go!

    *makes note to buy more black glittery wings and black sparkly halo's*

    They look good on you, girl!

    *turns around to look in the mirror, flaps little black wings and polishes halo*

    *mumbles*

    Not bad... not bad at all... Rob will be very proud of his Dutch girl...LOL

    So sorry... I have to leave you again... I'm sort of very drunk and my headache is starting already...

    Be careful with your newly earned wings and halo!

    Night night!
  • oh I forgot about your initiation yesterday!!


    You bought special party hats too!!!
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Yeah...

    *scowls at TSH*

    How could you forget about those hats!! They were legendary!

    But eh...since you are my fav dirty angel, I forgive you!

    Shall we buy leather jackets as well and embroider Dirty Angels on the back??? Like the Hells angels? We can start our own gang!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I like the leather jacket idea!

    We can be the bad @ss dirty angels when we're in the mood to dominate a little ;)

    I have a feeling Rob would like a take-charge kind of Dutch girl!
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    *makes a heart sign*

    I love you!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Awww! That's why we make a great team-I love you too!

    Dirty Angels forever!!!
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    *jumps up and down of pure joy*

    I'm getting that as a tattoo...

    Bye now!!

    Sleep well!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LMAO

    Of course your tat needs to have a pic of the three of us in CA pose too!

    Night girlie!
  • just the three of us though....I don't want a large a group!!!

    I love the leather jackets...they will go well with the black sparkly wings!
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Eh... maybe ... I thought ... don't Bean and Kim deserve to be dirty angels too?? Then there'll be 5 of us, that's a nice number...

    6 is even better... maybe recruit one more and then that's it?

    Woohoo!

    *Off to buy leather jackets and sewing needles*
  • NOOOOOOOOOOO


    there are only 3 in this group....I like JIMH idea of us being like the Charlie's Angels....I much prefer that being like the Pink Ladies as the Charlies Angels kicked a$$!!


    Lets strike a CA pose!!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Yeah!

    *strikes CA pose, cleavage out, wings up, halo sparkling*

    Dirty Angels baby!!!

    WOO HOO!
  • woooooo!!!!!

    *adjusts wings and halo's for the perfect shot*

    damn we look hot!!

    LOL
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    *strikes a CA pose, kicks one leg up high in the air*

    Dirty Angels Forever!!!

    Sorry... need some zzzz now... gotta go, see you tomorrow?

    *blows kiss*

    And eh... we still can continue our secret convo, (not tonight but another time).
    Just find the right spot...pun intended!!
  • night night DG!!

    See you tomorrow! x
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Yes! *high 5's Dutchie*
    Yay for the dirty angels!

    And thank you for the welcome, glad you approve :)

    Oh! You're a founding member, are you? Hmmm....

    *makes mental note to track down whatever dirty comments got Dutchie into the club*

    That ought to be some good reading! LOL

    You look stunning in your wings and halo! I'm sure Rob will love it! You'll have to tell me all about your wild times with his Dutch angel the next time I see you ;)

    Oh, and don't worry, I will guard them with my life! Wouldn't want to be kicked out of the club, after all!

    Have a wonderful drunken night! LOL
  • sorry the alcohol made me forget about DG's initiation yesterday!


    But there are just the three of us now.....three dirty angels....do you think you can handle the smut?!
  • fug
    ur stupid
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    "ur stupid" comes from a grey face..
    A grey face who can't even spell "you're".. seriously?
    Its sad and pathetic you had to make an extra account just to insult TSH.
    Nice try, though... but next time if you are trying to make a point.. I would make it "you're".
  • aww thanks people like this are just not worth it!

    Just a silly grey face who will no doubt disappear after today.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Lol, no problem.
    No need for people to insult others on here. Plus, its a grey face who made the account just to say that. Obviously has issues.
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    lmao jealous huh?=)
  • just a teeny tiny amount! *blushes*
  • The only issue i have with it is that its taylor swift... I just really really cant stand her. She's freaking everywhere. I cant even walk through walmart without seeing her face someone and it bugs me. She's like the older version of hannah montana..... *grimace*

    However it you put your hand over her this picture is freakin hot! He just looks like he's a great kisser!
  • howdy25
    i like taylor swift. she's not anything like hannah montana. taylor isn't stuck up like miley, and taylor earned her fame, she started writing songs when she was like 11, and she started it as a job when she was 14. she still writes all her own songs, and i love them all.
  • FIFTH! and he looks like a little sex pot there kissing that girly...
  • othersescape
    3rd....crap 4th
  • geminiheartmk
    3rd! Hello! Wow, I am so jealous of Taylor Swift right now, and I am more Team Edward for gooness sake!
  • crazy4cullens*RollingRockRob
    Whoa!!! 1st!

    Edit: 2nd. Oh well.

    Go Taylor, and Taylor!
  • livvylivy
    1st YAY
    lol
    cool pic

    xx
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