Its not my birthday till April but can someone still send a Jake birthday card...pretty please....its doesn't matter if its 9 months early but I will treasure it and have it up for 9 months....

oooo 9 MONTHS....maybe it will hatch into Jake by the time my birthday arrives now that would be one helluva birthday present!!

LOL

LMAO TSH!

*licks envelope, sticks postage stamp on it and mails b'day card with Tay on it to TSH*

Here's hoping!!!

*hugs FL95*

Thanks chica!!!

Now can you wrap PauleXXX and Tay and send this way too?!

ON IT!

*goes back to store for more cards*

ha!!

you rock!!

Do you think I could I have twi-immaculate conception soon and then I will get a nice birthday surprise in April!

LMFAO!!!!

Hey, it's possible!!

well if Kristan can get pregnant I think I can too!!

You keep feeding me cookies all the time...maybe I'm getting cravings!

HA!

She can't WAIT to get pregnant! I lost my cookies when she said that at
ComicCon, then Rob says "I can't wait to do the cesarean!" LMFAO! I
don't even know what must be going through their minds about that movie!!!

whats going through their minds....two words....

ISLE ESME!

We better not freaking get jipped off of some good Isle Esme scenes!!!

That is ALL I'M SAYING!!!

LOL!

Yes I want to see feathers!!!!!

I want the whole action!!!!

TSH!

God I miss you woman!

How the H-E-double hockey sticks are you!?

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO!!!!
big wet sloppy kisses!

I'm here!!

I wasn't ignoring you, damn disqus wasn't working and now my inbox is full
so I am trying to get through all my emails!

LMFAO! I went to bed after that comment anyway... ;)

I don't even know why I was up, just writing.

Hope you have a stupendous day my friend!

XOXOXO

are you at work already now?

I'm having a day of catching up on nmm and trying to go through all my work
emails! I would much prefer to just stay on nmm.

Yeah, working already. :( Boooo! I work from home though, so no far to
go at least. LOL!
I wanna play too!
All I have been able to do lately is keep up with the news, which is
getting posted like crazy!
*squeeea*

I know LMC has been on fire!

I'm glad email is working again I was getting so annoyed having to
constantly jump into posts.

I need to read up on your FF....you post practically every night...I just
don't know how you do it!

I know I'm slacking here this week, the chapters are getting longer and
harder to write.
I bet Will is some kinda happy to have LMC posting for him lately.
She's freaking rockin my socks off!
Great posts too!!!

I know I have news coming out my ears!! I'm glad most of it is being
posted!

I will get back to your FF tonight...as the last chapter I read was the one
you mentioned me in.....I still love that you did that!

aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! LOL

LMAO! Cool!
Well rest assured, Fonzie makes a few come backs throughout the
story.... I'm having fun with him. ;)

LOL! I'm cracking myself up sometimes!

really!

I can't wait to read on!! I'm glad I helped give you an idea to build on!
I love the Fonz!

Yes I want to see feathers!!!!!

I want the whole action!!!!

Yes I want to see feathers!!!!!

I want the whole action!!!!

And PS if you DO get preggers... I'll be sure to send you a little onsie
for the mini-fonz that says "My mommy likes Jacob but I'll always be
Edward's girl" on the front!!! LOL!!!

ROFL

Thats fantastic!!

Will you put sparkles on it!

Absolutely!!!

Consider it done!!!

*does happy dance*

LOL TSH, my birthday is in 13 days... i emailed hubby the link... :D
my 10yo loves Twilight & Edward... gonna take her to Hallmark so she can "choose" my birthday card... just have to find where they put them in the store and "subtly" direct her to them.... :D

Bestest birthday present EVER!... UM... OK...Edward in his birthday suit would be better... but I'll take the cards!

good on you and then when some asks 'what did you get for your birthday' you
can still say 'Edward!'

ROFL - awesome! :D

This day just gets better and better... kids leaving for the week at my parents, hubby gone all day taking them there, found out I get to leave work at 3pm, my b-day is in 2 weeks, it's the start of a long weekend, 4 day work week next week, then I start holidays...

and I'm gonna get Edward for my birthday, along with some SPARKLE UNICORN COOKIES!!!

yup. i am IN MY HAPPY PLACE! ;)

LOL!!!

Damn Edward looks hot in that photo. Can we get a birthday card with Edward in his birthday suit?!!?

I can always dream cant i?

Those honey golden eyes turn me into sweet syrup *drools*

LMAO in Jasper's card...

"I can feel the excitement in the air"

Uh baby, I can make you feel something more than just excitement!! *rawr* LOL

LMAO!
I liked your "rawr", hehe

Fab! I wonder if they have any Twilight birthday cards that have the sound/music? I would love to hear RP talk to me over and over again just by opening a card!

P.S. I am glad this website is back on track with all of the great articles and pics that keep on coming! Thanks! I appreciate it very much! : )

with sound.... excellent!

LOL - how about one of those 3D pop-up cards?
**thinking about what should pop up...**

LMAO!! I'll take one of those too!

omg even on the msg boards you're a pervert!

well, what do you expect, with the kind of motivation I get from Cullen boys & the wolf pack? ;)

Oh! For a non-christian I am getting pretty pretty excited to see the holiday cards!!!

OK my b'day is 11 months away.... bummer!!

*hoping Hubby is reading this comment*

Um, I would really really like to have a greeting card for my b'day - nothing else. And yes, as soon as I see the greeting card I should be reminded of 108.9 degrees, 24 chromosomes (just bury you scientist thoughts for a while dear Hubby), furs and claws & a tent scene. I think you can fine me such a card!

Oh BTW - please dont worry if I lock myself away for a few hours after I get the card...

LMAO!!!!....."Sweetie can we play a tent scene for my birthday?".....*stomps foot and looks angrily at Sig* "No not Broke Back Mountain!!! For Pete's sake what have I been obsessing about for over year!!"

ew no tent scene from Brokeback mountain!!

I love Heath Ledger but that is SO not what I have in mind!!

I love Twilight Edward but New Moon Edward is just HOT!

EDIT: I just realised I can't send these to my friends...they're already planning my intervention.

LOL - yeah, I have my friends who are just as robsessed as I am, and then the ones planning to commit me... I can relate! ;)

If I sent these holiday greetings to my family and friends they would leave me in the asylum for good!!!

I should be leaving any day now for good behavior! I guess it pays off to give the male nurses little "favors" LOL

OH NO I AM NOT FIRST!

Happy Friday to MEEEEEE!!!

*showers self with freshly baked unicorn cookies*

*spins in circles*

I'll take one, but only if I can get the one that comes with a live person attached to it! ;) LOL!

Oh, I'm seeing visions of all future birthday cards! Everyone will think it's so cute to get me these because of my blatant unabashed obsession.
Bring it on.

*turns on bubble machine for FL95 to dance in*

I'm depressed because my secret twilight fetis... i mean hobby means no-one will know to buy me one of these...

*turns bubble machine off*

*pouts when bubbles all pop*

Don't fret AAE, I'll buy them all for you!! And I'll put little hearts on them and kisses and Rob's phone number... Kay!?

LOL!

How did you get RObs number???

*hands on hips*

Have you been going through my filofax again? LOL!

errrrrr

*wrings hands in nervousness*

I found it! Yeah, that's it... found it on the ground! By a pay phone! We've been talking secretly for MONTHS!

*stares*

I'll be asking Rob about that later when he swings by for his usual bedfest...

Oh good, tell him he left his grey boxers under my bed last night!

LMFAO!

ya right i believed u heheh :P
( that is soooooooo not true )
:P :P

I'm too lazy to reply over on Disqus... so LOL for your last comment...

Also a huge LMAO to the comment below...

Thats not the usual RobRocks is it? Hmmmm....

I don't think so, it's spelled differently, and RobRocks would NEVER say
that! She knows it to be true!!! LMAO!

Happy Friday to YOU darling!

hehehe - quit hoggint the unicorn cookies... aren't u supposed to be making me my SPARKLE unicorn birthday cookies? ;)

yeah... I want one in a birthday suit.... LMAO

Hey snowy!!!!

Happy Friday back at ya!

I am defs making you a special batch of unicorn cookies!!!! Don't you
worry, I'm just perfecting a new recipe!!!

awww, thx darlin'!



mmmmm.... new recipe.... so these will be the new and improved sparkle unicorn cookies? dayum, my b-day looks like it's just gettin' better and better!! :D

congrats! lol I'll take 2nd! hahaha

why thank you nicole...

*does best Elvis impersonation*

thank you, thank you very much.

*tackles FL95 to the ground*

Yay!!

*helps FL95 up*

You're first! You're first! It's been so long!!

*twirls around in dance around FL95

JAYPAT!!!

*spins jaypat over onto her back and straddles her*

I know right! lol!

*cocks head to the side & winks while pointing finger gun at jaypat*

Oh, I'm liking this.

*bites FL95's finger*
*tickles her sides*

You're fun!

*grabs the inside of Jaypat's thigh and squeezes*

*laughs hysterically at tickles*

Oh god! Stop it!! I can't... breathe!!!

LOL

Woohoo!! congrats FL95!!

Thanks Sparkie!

*steals a unicorn cookie*
*munches it up in a hurry so FL95 doesn't see me*

YAY ~ you're first ~ CONGRATS!!!

*puts platter of cookies on table*

Have another! I've got lots of batches baking this morning!!!!

WOOOPIDEEEDOOO!!!

*grabs another cookie*
yummm....MF tartie tart cookie!! LMAO!!

You need to writing instead of baking ~ I'm ready for the next chapter!
LOL

I'm ready too Spunkie!

LOL!

Interesting.

That Rachelle/Eclipse news is STILL on yahoo's homepage! geez - that's getting a lot of airtime!

Did you see the picture on EM.org of Victoria with Bryce's face? It's creepy.

wait what? the link doesn't work... :(

Yeah - I did. That frightened me....a lot. lol

Yeah - I did. That frightened me....a lot. lol

Yeah - I did. That frightened me....a lot. lol

Yeah - I did. That frightened me....a lot. lol

Sweet! Good! Maybe with all this bad media Summit will feel the pressure

And if they don't bring Rachelle back, maybe they'll give us a treat like announce Breaking Dawn is green lite and there will be lots of Rob & Kristen sex in it. lol

And if they don't bring Rachelle back, maybe they'll give us a treat like announce Breaking Dawn is green lite and there will be lots of Rob & Kristen sex in it. lol

And if they don't bring Rachelle back, maybe they'll give us a treat like announce Breaking Dawn is green lite and there will be lots of Rob & Kristen sex in it. lol

And if they don't bring Rachelle back, maybe they'll give us a treat like announce Breaking Dawn is green lite and there will be lots of Rob & Kristen sex in it. lol

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com...

here's the link 2 the yahoo article.

wasn't it reported on july 11th that there was shceduling issues?? then why is summit saying the didn't find out until LAST WEEK??? i don't know who's telling the truth and whatnot, but something bigger than a "scheduling conflict" is going on...

These are great!

It's your birthday to choose sides!! LOL!

Oh and Jaspers card!! I can feel the excitement in the air!!

Love it!!

Happy birthday to me

heyy.. 2.8. is my birthday! :D i want oneee:D

4th?!

Definitely not...

love your avatar!! its so cute!!!

2nd! and I am kinda excited for this stuff...

3rd...? that's somethin

haha. XD

You know something about these sets of pictures are so freaking great! The colors are so vivid and you can SEE their freaking eyes! I was psyched when they released them on the official website.

LOL I posted this yesterday and thought it was hilarioius, especially the one that Edward is on and it says "I smell something and it's not birthday cake."

Is it just me or does Rob's Edward look about fifty times hotter in New Moon photos then he did in the Twilight photos. I don't know if it's the warm colors, the golden eyes or what. But damn!!!!

I know what it is. He looks older and more menacing. I know he's not supposed to age, but he looked like jailbait in Twilight. Here he looks like a MAN. Lovin it.

i know he looks mature and like a living dead person..lol in twilight he looked like he had been locked in a freezer for yrs..and bella was actually paler than him..

I agree with you. The Cullen boys are bad@ss hot in the New Moon Photos. They get sexy every year....;)

These are cheesy but I love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can somebody send me ALL of those cards ?
I will never throw them away ! They would wayy too precious for me,to throw out !!

They don't..really look like they are wishing good times? they look rather intimidating lol

anyone who's interested- i made a Rachelle is Victoria flair on Facebook. if you search rachelle lefevre, it should come up. wait a while, though, its not loaded into the directory yet. however, there are 2 other good ones made by other people.

my Birthday is on the 14 th of august plz send me an Edward card :P

Okay, not that I don't want one, because I DO, but some of the stuff they say makes me roll my eyes. Lol. They're SUPER cheesy. Not that I care....:]

No.....seriously.....CARDS? *roll of eyes....big sigh**

Hahahah!!! This just totally made my day!! I love cheesy lines so much (as long as theyr'e not IN movies that aren't supposed to purposely be cheesy)
Jasper: "I can FEEL the excitement in the air" Alice: "I can tell you're going to have a wonderful birthday" *snicker, snicker, burst into laughter*
LOL
And with the added eye candy.. they're perfect.. *runs to buy some to send to brothers just for the joy of watching them roll their eyes and then crack a grin*

LOL

LMAO! Some of the cards are super corny, but I can't wait to cross the line into "totally-crazy-obsessed with Twilight-no turning back" land by sending these cards out to all my friends and family.

They'll have me committed for sure. haha

*grins wickedly* Of course.. half the fun for me would be sending them to ppl who think Twilight is for girly, starry-eyed ppl who have poor taste.. Hee hee.. (starts making list) LOL

*grins wickedly* Of course.. half the fun for me would be sending them to ppl who think Twilight is for girly, starry-eyed ppl who have poor taste.. Hee hee.. (starts making list) LOL

IM defo getting them all! Itnot my b-day till ja btu it can come early :L:L lol anything for twilighT!

I could look at the Valentine's day card with Rob forever! No man can do the smoldering glare like he does!!!

Alice looks really good on her card too! Love her hair!

I'm so going to buy these just to look at them! LOL! Man I need help!

"Lets go trick or treating in Forks, Washington, I hear there's lot's of eye candy"... love it!

I want these cards! *makes note to point these out to various family members*

lol

Ugh...... STOP MAKING CRAPPY MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :((((

I wish they came out with this last month, I was looking for a Twilight B-day card!

while i love these, i think my friends would seriously commit me to an institution if i ever got these cards for them. yes, they think i am a little bit nuts in loving the twilight books/movies/actors.

but i am LOVING the Halloween Cards! :-)

I said the same thing above ^^^. I like the cards, but if I were to send them out, my family would put me on some meds. lol

hey girl!

i know! my family doesn't have a clue and how sad is it our other friends don't support us? :-(

That's why my "friends" are now here on NMM.org. lol

But it is sad, why can't everyone just love Twilight the way we do, the world would be a better place. LMAO

Awww I'm loving these...
Woohooo
Ooooh "In the company of the Cullen of your choice..."
Ooooh ooooh I want Edward... gimme Edward... NOW!!
*realizes her bday already passed*
*shrugs*
Ehh... who cares... with Edward by my side, it'll be my bday EVERYDAY.. buahaha!!

I like the way you think!!!!! My birthday has passed too, but I won't let that stop me!

*Bella voice*
It's my birthday, can I ask for something?
A Jake card, presented to me by the real Jake!!!!
Now THAT'S a happy birthday!

LMAO at the BELLA VOICE... good one!!

Yes... Happy Bday to us, indeed.... lol

Someone had BETTER get me an Edward bday card Aug. 18th!!!!!!!!!!

I am so excited that they have FINALLY come out with these! I mean how much longer were they going to make us wait?! What could be better than getting a Twilight b-day or Valentines Day card in the mail?! (besides the real Edward and Jacob of course) I had best be getting one of these in January for my birthday... if not... watch out!

when will they be available? my birthday is in 6 days!!! haha

I dont really like Rose's picture.
they could of made her wig look prettier and her face overall, even with the bitchyglare she is giving. which i think she pulls off well(:

lovin the holidays NOW!! lol!

Cool. I like them!! My birthday is coming up. I want one.

That dazzling picture of Edward kills me! They really need to make that into a poster!

OMG OMG

I'm getting these! I'm probably going to sound like a dork, but I don't care! These cards are so cool. I'm going to buy them even though I'm never going to use them. haha Soo cool.

Am I the only one to think that rosalie looks, well, a little chubby in that picture?? Nothing at all like the perfect beauty she is supposed to be, and def not better than the way she looked in Twilight..

I want! I want!
Every time a holiday comes around, my local Hallmark store is gonna be like "There she is again, that crazy chick that's always buying up all the Twilight cards!"
LOL

HAHAHA...this is jux SOOOOO KOOL!
LOL

i work at a hallmark store!!! OMG how awesome!!! maybe we will get some this halloween!! we haven't rec'd the halloween set up yet. I looked online at hallmark.com and you could send e-cards for 99cents. search edward cullen, and 2 styles come up.