lame

that word summed it up perfectly!

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Hahahaha hilarious the water joke and the grass! But it kinds of make the movie less-magic hahahahaha.... I know at the end with all the effects and stuff it would be amazing! But watching the real deal is not something I want until after I see the movie.....like now everytime I watch Twilight I know when "Bella and Edward" are in the top of the tree is not actually Rob and Kristen and it makes me uncomfortable......I don't know how to explain it but I like to think everything is real!!!

I know what you mean! When I'll be watching New Moon and the scene with Alice and the sport car comes up I'll be unconsciously searching for the stuntguy with the wig!

I'm becoming way to anxious for a movie 5 months away...

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Nov for us is like one giant holiday countdown celebration.lol

Yes, it is...because I'm not even concerned about Thanksgiving or Christmas...Just New Moon...and I will go broke until it leaves theaters...I should probably start a New Moon fund NOW haha.

4 months and 11 days :) not 5 months!

Okay, well that is much better than 5 months... I just want it to be here. I don't care if it gets cold, I enjoy my sweatshirt and sweat pants:) COME ON, why can't we just magically make that say...4 minutes and 11 seconds..:)

Hehe, I know right?
New Moon - November 20, 2009
Eclipse - June 30, 2010
Breaking Dawn - 2011

The next three years will be torturously slow.

4th?
Wow, their sense of humor is really lame.
"Oh, I've been bitten"
"Yeah, there are lots of mosquitoes"
**rolls eyes**

O wow.. I just wasted 8.59 minutes of my life watching the lamest humor ever..sad..

You actually made it through the whole thing? Wow. I couldn't even stand 2 minutes.

Yeah I had some tiny hope that there was going to be something really interesting in it.. but nope.. ;)

1st?

1st!!!!

Not a Rob post but TAKE THAT RIMR!!!

lol

Congrats :)

Thanks wooo hoooo ;))

Congrats Agava!!

Thank you **bows**

It's my second first time!


OK that sounded weird lol

Congrats Avaga! :D *throws confetti*

Yay I love confetti!!

**jumps up n' down while confetti keeps falling on her head**

lol

Kim!
I've been looking for you (realizes that makes her sound her like a creepy stalker) lol
Anyways do you know of any fanfic that's really good besides WA? Because I looked that on a recommendation and it turned out to be really good. And since you're the fanfic junkie here around I thought I would ask you for your expert opinion. :)

Hey URMLN!

Ummm only a little.. but I don't mind ;) lmao

*blushes* Thanks!

I do indeed, send me your email and I will pass some on to you.. first you are over 18 right.. I have been told to be responsible and not pass out smut to the kiddies!

lol

Lol

Yes, I am luckily a fresh faced 19yr.

And the e-mail is: cobainthedoors@aol.com

Thanks:)

Sent! I'm only 21 myself so I guess I'm still in the fresh faced category lol! Happy reading! :)

*Gasp*

You get to legally drink. Not fair. *pout*

Thank you I just got it. And I will. :)

You get to legally drink here when you turn 18.. but no one waits until then, well at least I definitely didn't ;) lol

OOHHH.
Lucky!
I don't either, but I can't wait til the day when I can order a drink in a resturant or a bar. Here there really tight a$$ about that sh*t. lol

19??????????????????????

*looks around for the police*

Is it a criminal offence to beat minors? Is 19 a minor? *wringles nose and arches eyebrow*

Damn! Keep your distance oh young one! I can't kill you now! But maybe in 2 years...

LOL

*gasp*

That's age discremnation!

I can get my ass kicked better than people twice my age!

Fine I'll be waiting........Or maybe not!!! *Evil laugh*

lol

*slap*

We have diff laws at the rez!

*evil grin*

*Kick*

Oh Yeah!!!

Now I remember the rez laws "The make up laws as we go along laws". It's been a very efficient system for you guys so far.

*triumphant smile* lol

LOL congrats on first :D

Thanks :)

Hey, I didn't know you were a mod...;)

LOL

yeppers i am a MOD :D

2nd!

Third-ola? Okay, three and 1/2. sheez
Now I'm going to read the story
**scrolling up**

Yawn. Quite lame. These guys aren't even whitty.
Only five seconds are watch-worthy.

Well, that was...disturbing...:d AND she has a pocket Edward...OK...

*backs away from that woman...*

LMAO

(reading your FF :D it's pretty good, you must update woman!!!Only 3 chaps right?)

Yes, ONLY 3. Rub it in. I just posted them not two hours ago!

Gotta to work or I'll be fired and flying to NYC to put fight makeup on Rob. Hmmm.......... Brain cells firing.

LMAO. Thanks, btw.

LOL Sorry for beeing pushy, Aloha :D

You've started the smut, so don't go back now!!! I've read it about 1 hou ago, didn't know you've just posted it :D

I think if I had a job I would 've been fired already...LMAO

Haha! No worries. I totally understand. FF fans are single-minded, like the cookie monster... GOTTA HAVE MORE COOKIES!!

Feed the collective beast.

Oh, and don't worry. I intend to finish. The only thing better than reading smut, is writing it. *wink*

OH! She said POCKET Edward....It completely sounded like she said "this is f***ing Edward*. I gasped and watched that one part 5 times and still heard F***ing.

very cool!

5th?
lol

Eh, nothing. I have nothing to say.

LOL! She has a pocket Edward!!

Don't touch it dude, you don't know where it's been!!
I only say that because if I had one, you wouldn't want to touch it. LMAO!!

what are you implying Jaypat?? that you would do dirty things to your pocket edward?!?! **covers mouth in fake horror** who would do such things!!!! =] LMAO

You don't need to say anything, just keep showing at every post so we can see Rob's happy trail... :D

Ooooo I want a speciam. lol

Ha!! I can tell just by looking at those guys that this outta be good... lol!!! I want to go to those locations... the pool!!?? The meadow!?! Ooh talking about the meadow... that better be good or else.... why I otta, why I otta.... grrr!!!

OMG I tried watching it - tried being the operative word here...

But couldn't!!! 8 minutes long???? I cant watch it at work!!!

*throwing paranoid looks over shoulder*

What if t-t-they show THE hydrant, or the tree on which Sam leaned or something like that??

My boss would surely strait jacket me due to the strange noises...

Uh....Don't worry I think this video will just upset wolf girls. lol

Uh-oh!!
Thanks for the warning....

*sharpening claws*

*keeping extra set of clothes ready for the fursplosion*

LOL!

I can't get the ruddy thing to play. I'll just have to take your word for it.

I think it is not worth it Mr. D...

I think I might have to take a self imposed exile again

*sigh* sometimes i wonder what else keeps me on NMM other than you guys....

*SIGH*

You mean you're not drawn by all the steamy pack photos today?

*covers mouth with duct tape to prevent page-long rant at summit's lack of pack press*

MmmmMMmmMMmmmMMMmmmMM!
MMMMmmmmMmMMm!!!

: )

*sobbing*
Why did you have to bring that up!?
Why?????
Why me!?????

*sobbing*

*rips off tape*

Yeeaoww!

Just think of it this way.

November 20
November 20
November 20
November 20
November 20
November 20

Then the whole world will be as inundated with the pack as it is with Rob.

Taylor can have his own Vanity Fair photoshoot.

November 20

November 20

Noooooo! That will mean I will have to fight off fence jumpers! Wait! Hum...that might be fun! *evil grin*



*stares at clock*

Ok one min closer to Novermber 20!



*continues to stare*



LOL

No worries, fighting off fence jumpers is a pack specialty.

Howly and I are starting a cricket team for that expressed purpose.

You can join if you like swinging bats at vamps : )

133 days

11 hours

28 minutes

55 seconds

54

53

52

51

50

Its getting closer!!!!!

I think my clock is not working! Maybe because I banged it a little bit too much, so it would move FASTER!!

No, thank you. I don't need to comb my hair. *eye twitching*



LOL

Bonsoir mon Petit choux................

Hmm! Mon amour! I have no idea what you say, but it sounds delicious! hahah

it's just a term of endearment. Finished work?

In one hour I will! I just missed you! Wanted to give you a hug! *hug*

BTW, K said he has some plans for tonight...*wiggles eyebrows*



LOL

Hey you

missed you too *bear hugs Pimsy* Yey Plans with K fanbloodytastic, I can't wait.

I spent the day with our godson he's a genious, the talk of the office and he hugged me lots and called me aunty Nix lol

What? Our godson!? LOL

I didn't confirm yet! Those crazy grandmothers! They want me to imprint and never look at another man again! Who imprints on a BABY anyways? Ok, don't answer that! Anyhow...I think he is a bit annoying. He drools everywhere, he wanted to eat a cow so I had to save him before the cow sat on him...he chewed on Scarlet's Jimmy Choos, I don't wanna even have to explain THAT to her...its just too much work!



LOL

He is gorgeous. and he grows up so fast I will take him hunting next week......

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!


YOU GAVE THAT SNIFFLING LITTLE TWIT MY SHOES!!!!

YOU.......ARE........DEAD!!!!!!!!

hide mutt.............you hade better hide!

*catching Mr. D's sarcastic comment with both the hands*

*catching the duct tape Mr. D threw at Howling Girl*

*covers mouth with the tape*

Mmmmm..MMMMMMmmmmm..... *&^* MmmmMMmmMMmM

*sigh* Now we both look mental!

Well at least we're not looking mental alone. Wolves of the world unite!....and look silly. hmmmm.... Maybe we should try another tactic.

lol if it wasn't for your conversation with IH2 and Pimsy this post would be pretty lame and a tad gross

Hi there Phoenix, and thanks!

Just doing my civic duty.

Oh and in respnse to your french above was that for PIMSY or me?

If it was for her then Je ne pense pas PIMSY est ici maintenant.

If it was for me then Quoi?

Hey Mr D.

I should know by now that we can count on you to be the voice of reason but also clean and witty entertainment.

Yep the french is for Pimsy, I was chaneling her french Lover Gilles, I think she's got another couple of hours at work.
Literally translated it means little cabbage (choux is also a tipe of pastry like profiteroles) but the french use it as a term of endearment sorry here endeth the lesson.... sorry just thought you might want to know

Clean and witty, yep that's me : )

A compliment indeed.

Yeah, I was wondering about that cabbage business. I had to look it up actually. I'm not very well versed in French idioms so cabbage seemed an odd thing to call someone. Unless of course they have some peculiar vegetable fetish, which I wasn't about to approach LOL

You are very welcome it's not easy being clean and witty on this site.

Ah the french, when I heard it the first time I was a little unsure, I was thinking about pastry then veggies and considering slugs and frogs I was kind of mmhh ok not my thing, then a french colleague explained it and I thought ah well cute...

Maybe if you try it in 30 second stints.

Or well what about 1 minute....

But, if you're going to go for 1 minute then 2 minutes is only 1 minute more.

Ok ok ok, five minutes is a much more round number....

Then again six minutes is just one minute more than that...

Ooooh, and the whole thing is just 2 minutes more than 6...


Hmmmmm.....

I see your problem

: )

Almost as dreamy?

*Shields self in prepartion for wolves sudden rush to attack bald guy* lol

i am right there with you!

EEEEKKKKK!!! *extremely girly scream* lol
*Runs for dear life*

we can just hide in the shadows crying and screaming until the wolves are done with the ugly bald guy then theyre all ours!!!!! =]

Oh the carnage!
Yeah, let's just stay here for now and watch.

*Hey wolves!! wolves!!! you missed a limb right there on the shorter one!!!! It's okay im glad to help!*

*Goes back to putting arms around knees and screaming and crying*

Hmm, I love behind the scenes features....but sitting through dumb & dumber up there was painfull!!! Jeez.

i totally agree! it was border line nauseating listening to them and their retarded attempts at being funny. Although, i did appreciate POCKET EDWARD!!!! that was amazing!

Yep, i agree with you... Without those stupid guys it would have been better.

I love seeing behind the scenes, but those guys were ruining it for me!

Wish it could have been done seriously. Would have been better! =/

Ok, call me cheezy but I LOVED it.. it was so stupid it was cool..
*starts screaming* TAYLOR LAUTNER INFUSED WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*opens bottle of water and drinks it down.. he's part of me now!!!*
OMG.. the pocket Cullen.. ("Bringing joy? Oh, so he's completely unlike the Edward in the movie.. ROTFL...) And the vamp costume at the end??
*notices no one is laughing with* .. .
*never mind*
Juicy. please tell me you enjoyed this, too. so I'm not alone.. .

the taylor lautner infused water was the highlight of that!!!!! i suddenly want to go swimming......

*grabs abigailjune's hand and runs towards water* Yahyyayayyayayayayay. Let's do it.. I'm going to practice being Bella and I'll go jump repeatedly off the diving board..

*pulls white dress out of bag*

Just tell me if you see any werewolfy looking guys and I'll make sure to be extra dramatic.

Maybe you could help by screaming, 'NOooooooooooooooooo, don't do it.. OH.. if only someone could help" And then we can trade turns. I'm sure they won't notice..

Now.. to get rid of the life guard, so this works..

lol

haha. that'd be so funny! I want to go swimming too!!! Then we could say to people that we swam with Taylor Lautner. lol. you should make that into a parody. I bet the werewolfs would scare the life guards away, as long as the life guard isn't a twilight fan... that video was rather interesting!

Ooh, you DO have some good ideas, half-existed...

Although wolves aren't something you usually see appearing out of water..

Perhaps we could dress someone up as a drowning mermaid in a lake nearby and have them wave seductively, thus luring the lifeguard away... *smiles brilliantly*

*face falls*

Oh, wait.. mermaids..fish tails..they can swim..*sigh*

But..But..I thought hearing them saying Taylor is almost as dreamy as Rob...would upset you guys, and you would be shredding them limb from limb.

*Comes out from hiding spot in the when she realizes there's no sudden wolf attack*

Not at all, honey love... In people's dreams, Rob is hot, but in reality.. Taylor sizzles.

;)

Oh well. The less people I have share w/ Rob the better. lol

There is a guy named ERIC there!!!!! YAYYYYYYY
*runs in a cicle*

I didnt see the whole thing though. My comp is on mute, here at work...
Dont want people to know the kinky stuff I watch! hahahahah

*Gasp*

Look who's getting too close to who on a post today! ha!

A- whaaat? What is THAT supposed to mean, leech-licker?

Not kinky, but the entire beauty of the thing was the cheezy commentary..gonna have to watch it with sound.
lol

Damn! 3 more hours left of work! *sighs* I'll survive! I'm a tough wolf after all, right sista?

What you've been listening to my torture Korean slow jams too long and forgot how to speak English?

Ugh! Nevermind. *eye roll*

*glares*

I'll deal with you when I get back, bloodsucker!

*coughs*

Could you be so kind as to give one of your leech-licker friends a message? Please tell Scarlet I will be back later and for her not to freak out about it! She can get a bit emotional when I leave without saying bye.



Phew you stink!



LOL

*Glares back daggers*

And bring it on mongrel!

I'll tell if I see her...............wwwweeeeiiirrrdddooosss!

P.S.
Jacob smells like a$$! lol

Uh.. I'd say insane and thus oblivious to pain... but yes.. call it tough if you'd like. ;)

I thought it was funny BECAUSE it was so lame. and lol to the Taylor Lautner infused water.

I think they did as good a job as they could. Obviously they aren't fans of Twilight and they were trying to amuse themselves by attempting to be funny. But... at least they amused themselves and finished the job. I like seeing behind the scenes stuff like that.
Plus I think it's funny they stole things like water and grass. What a good idea!

cool stuff but those guys are annoyoing...

these guys were a bunch of clowns... however it was entertaining to watch:D

That was REALLY hard to watch as the comedy was AWFUL!!! Most of the time it seemed as if they were mocking Twilight/New Moon. UGH.......if they aren't interested find someone else WHO is to do the broadcast.
I watched the whole thing because I was genuinely curious......but that was rough.

OMG, the guys were sooo lame...

Ummmm Ok?!?

They both really want to make money huh

The was boring but hey they tried !

i didnt think it was so BAD!
taylor infused water...LOL.and the vampire at the end. hehee x) it was amusing not hysterical.
woah! POCKET EDWARD. i wonder where THAT things been.
xD

I tried to ward them off guys. TRIED!

Oh wait...no love for me?

mmhh mildly amusing in places. Gross poket Edward don't even want to think where that's been ewwww.

Wow I'm pretty mean today .... lol

Pocket Edward has fun but only PG fun.

are you sure??? Maybe I have a sick mind but ewwww lol

*sneaks up behind Pheonix as she is chatting, and jerks her into swimming pool, ducking her head underwater twice*
You are mean.... and not remarkably aware of your surroundings, either.
*grins wickedly and leaps out of water, laughing at Pheonix*
;)

Ciao Bellezza

You know I don't need to breathe right so I can stay under for ever.... on the subject of mean, look who's talking!

*gets really close to 4TW and whispers in her ear* It doesn't matter, lo so che mi vuoi bene *licks the side of her neck from shoulder to jaw*
*4TW is left whimpering for more......*

*ghosting under water again for a swim* lol

*shakes it off*

Me? Mean? No, I've heard heartless.. but isn't that a tad different?

OOh, I did forget about the breathing thing. Darn.. so inconvenient for me...

*grabs Pheonix's ankle from side of pool and refuses to let go.*

Not so fun when you're just stuck there and can't move, huh?

*finally lets go.. enjoy not breathing*

*smirk*

Mmhh thanks you holding me like that means I can just float in the pool, great anchor.

You are not heartless, you pretend to be but you are not and that cool exterior hides a really warm and melty centre I can hear you denying it and smirking away and all that but really, others may fall for the act but I don't

Keep being mean to me if you want I'm virtually indistructibel so please feel free, in the meantime I'll get Seth to do unspeakable things to you ...................... *wide grin*

Playing therapist, are we Pheonix?

*smirk*

Yes. yes. Cool exterior, warm and melty center. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Ok.. Nice..

Thank you for that. I'll capture that and introspect later.

;)

Uggh! Let's go of leg.. you're really infuriating you know that? Vampires aren't TOTALLY invincible and able to do everything..

*puts on square therapist glasses and sits at edge of pool* So..let's talk about this little delusion you have that nothing affects you.. The Greeks called it "hubris" I believe...

*saucy grin* One day I will find your weak link.. you'd better guard it carefully.


Seth? Please. What would that be.. talk me to death? *smirk* Actually never mind.. I don't think I wanna know right now.

*walks off laughing* Enjoy your swim, looney girl!!

Sure sure hon, whatever you say

If you want to know what my chink is think of edward we are pretty similar, with that you should figure it out.

As for your half native half Itlaian lover you'll get a second installment soon via Pimsy. *grin* You know you are really cute with dorky glasses maybe I'll get Seth to explore one of his fantasies ...... with you in glasses

Mhh Hubris - I don't set out to humiliate or shame you or anyone else. Intentinally or otherwise. As for pride yes I have that in spades, I am somewhat amoral and definitely delusional..... Honesty always the best policy! + BBSS Jr absolutely adores me, that can't be bad.

*grinning* cheers 4TW I'm really enjoying the swim

*rolls eyes and takes off glasses, throwing them in the pool*

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

YOu are infuriating!!

*stomps off, fuming*

*looks at 4TW surprised*

What did I do now???

*shrugs shoulders and goes back to swim*

*wheels around and stalks back to pool*

Sorry, I forgot this..

*dangles and LOL above the water and drops it into the pool*

It makes pretty concentric circles.

*grin*

later..

ha ha ha ha

wolf bomb

ha ha ha ha

Priceless

LMAO

Ok....that was....um.....boring....kinda.....

I hear you. The funniest thing of this post are the comments.....

Yeh I know!!!! I think everyone agrees with us!

god it's bad when it is like this. I can't wait for the film to come out. It would be good to see something of the Volturi and the wolves, Jasper has been quiet recently..... I love Rob but these lame posts I could do without

Yeh I agree! Cant wait to see it! I miss the Jasper posts - not that there was many! These posts are just silly and boring!!!! Hopefully there will be something good tomorrow!

Lets hope for better posts soon, and some Jasper ones too :-)

I liked the tour of the set and all. The guys' attempt at humor was kinda funny.

Seriously, where is the the exact location!!!
I want to know sooooo badly.
I've been googling all the locations, but no one posts up the exact location!

I just want the address, how hard is that?

Central Park, Burnaby, BC

Central Park, Burnaby, BC.
That's where the scenes are shot in this video.

i cant find the sencond vid for this where is it ????????

Holy crap those guys were so annoying! Please get someone to just show us locations without trying to be funny or relevant! Go away and get shot plz! KTHX!

"and that is why we have---- pocket edward."
"OOH OOOH OOOH CAN HE CLIMB THE TREES?"
bahaha this was humorous XD

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OMG IM SOO LATE!!! lol

this is stupid but i love

Taylos is ALMOST as DREAMY as ROBERT!! woo hoo they got that RIGHT!!

LOL

THOSE DOGS ARE NOT WEREWOLVES!! they are SHAPE SHIFTERS!