I'm sorry but that sh*t was funny!!!!
Still LMFAO!

I love the bit when he just hisses all of a sudden! ROFL

bean!! the hissing made my choke on my drink from laughing!!

"sharks swim while they sleep- i don't sleep at all"

"they smell human blood and get hungry, sound familiar?"

COPY FISH!

I'm going to be laughing about Copy Fish for weeks now! I hope Rob gets a kick out of this too.

Copy fish - yes, that one got me too.!

The Copy Fish and the Hissing made me laugh the hardest--

The Copy Fish and the Hissing made me laugh the hardest--

lmao!


I practically choked on my cheerios laughing so hard xD

I know dude! I was effing dying!! through the whole thing!

damn girl, kstew is gonna need some impressive hair extensions and dye to get rid of that gag like hair :P

LMFAO!

LMFAO!
I thought it was hysterical! I love the Kstew blow up doll!

I hate Shark week. I'd rather watch cash cab. LMAO!!

There's an actual website to Robertisbothered.com!!!!

*taps foot*

Um, excuse me... but aren't you supposed to be WRITING chapter ONE of
our FF chain story???

LOL!

I'm looking that website up... like... NOW...

*kicks dirt*
*looks down*

Uh, I'm working on it.

I may need your help! This is much more difficult than I thought!! I don't give enough props to you writers at all!!

How the hell did Stephanie Meyers turn all of this *gesturing toward my Twilight saga books* from a dream!!!

lol!
Girl, I am more than happy to help you!
email me if you need me...
joanne.richardson@oracle.com

I bet once you start, you'll find it's easier than you thought.
;) Stephenie Meyer..... I don't even know girl.... LOL!

tell me about it! My dreams are never that exciting :-(

*damn subconscious*

Why cant I have original and gorgeous young vampire scenarios in my head?????????

That is funny. Loved the Kristen part.

He does know that Robert isn't a vampire though right?? ;)

LMAO! I doubt it... some peope.... pshah, they are just like sooooooo misguided.... *flips hair*...

Omg haha so im sitting here on my couch with my laptop and i have a pepsi in my hand, watching this video.
And its kinda funny at first so i take a drink (bad idea) The thing about the sharks swimming while they sleep comes on and i spit my pepsi everywhere.
*durring all of this my mom is sitting there staring at me giving me the "WTF is so funny, and why are you laughing so hard? look*
Now im left with pepsi spit all over and a pain in my side from laughing so hard, along with a mother that keeps giving me those looks!
LMFAO!!! (: props to Jimmy Fallon!

haha oh nice yea not a good idea to start drinking any type of beverage when jimmy fallon is on jk jk nope but tht part was hilarious!

Haha i have learned my lesson!
(:

Btw, pepsi does not come out of white carpet very easily, hahaha

ohhh that sucks haha and yes you did learn your lesson!! ahah should've been water!

Yeah haha.

Just don't try and dry it with a heated paint-stripper. It melts the carpet if it's got nylon in it. (Speaking from personal experience.)

Same happen to me except that it was my dad looking all weird at me and it was a coke not a pepsi LOL

Haha thats awesome!

I'm sorry but I always find these skits EFFING HILARIOUS!!!

Shark week?! ROFL! I love when he has KStew in the tree- gives her a quick kiss then pushes her off!

Oh.. oh.. and his random hissing? ROFL! "Sharks smell blood and get hungry.. sound familiar?! COPYCAT-FISH! COPYFISH!"

And I can't forget the director's chair bit! The Starbucks joke would have been spot on if Jimmy would have said "Dunkin Donuts Coffee"- but the sentiment was the same!

Imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery- you ain't sh*t unless Jimmy Fallon makes fun of you! :0)

TEAM FALL-WARD

LOL

Team FALL-WARD!

Sign me up!

Team Edlon! Edward always comes first. * breathing in slow and deep, tilting head upward, batting eyes bashfully, releasing breath*

Fantastic! I just added RobertisBothered.com to my favorites list.

Evening Mr. Darcy
(well in the UK, not sure what time it is where you are)

How are you sir? I will have to have a look at the site. This guy just made a crappy day a bit better! Kudos for that!

Evening Phoenix (I adjust my comments to correspond to the timezone of my discussion partner, so no worries on that front)

If you haven't already seen it I highly recommend following the "Robert Pattinson vs. Daniel Radcliffe" Link just below this video. If that doesn't have you choking with laughter I'm not sure what will.

I'm very sorry to hear that your friday evening is not going well. I hope that these posts can bring you a smile.

Hello Hello Hello

You are always so kind, thank you. Good humour almost restored. It's always a pleasure talking to you :D

I have seen the Pattinson vs Radcliffe, it was posted here a while back with the outtakes as well. I'm not quite sure how I managed not to choke.

This time I was not so lucky I fell off the sofa laughing, thought I saved the laptop but it came down hitting my hip; that was quite funny too in a candid camera sort of way, painful but funny.

I'm ok I just limp a bit, may need hip replacement when I hit pensionable age..... ah well.

It is a shame we don't get Fallon in the UK, just glad we have YouTube

there's a website?! I'm adding it, too!

It's brilliant, this is the only vid right now, but hopefully its existence promises more to come.

there's a website?! I'm adding it, too!

not that i don't love getting notifications from you, but disqus is acting like it's on crack...
i have just now gotten 12 emails from you, Mr. Darcy and others in replies supposed to be meant for YOU & Bean..

W.T.F.!?!!
lol

You're bloody joking?! Is that why I've not been getting my notifications all day.

Pft. Well thank you for being a good sport about it. I'll disable my notifications for now so you won't get slammed with my misplaced mail.

i don't understand!!!

lol! my phone is getting crazy bc every second i get a chime saying i got mail, only it's mail for you or someone else on this post! :-(

sorry about that..i'm not even sure now who they are in replies too, i just see Jimmy Fallon in the subject header and auto delete....hope you can find all your replies...

http://www.okmagazine.com/2009/08/photos-kriste...

kristen leaving robs hotel in the morning

I hear anti-Robsteners converting to pro-ROBSTEN.

Lmaooo
It's only a matter of time until annoying paparazi start asking rob "hey are you bothered" lmaooo

Hahahaha I loved that!!!:)
it was soooo hilarious!

i wish rob would come on the show and do a skit with Jimmy:)
That would be so funny;p

Now that I would love to see!

They should role reverse. Jimmy play Rob and Vice versa - now that would be hysterical!

i just want to say disqus is wacked bc i am getting email notifications on replies meant for YOU! LOL!

idk what's going on...i hope you're getting your replies...

Sharks would be cool if they'd turn people into mermaids when they bit them. But nooo, they just dismember people and kill them. Maybe that's what happened to KStews leg in that pic getting into the cab... shark bite from practicing the honey moon scene on Isle Esme with Spunk. LMBO!

ROFL! Good one. :)

1st again?

hehe
funny video

ugh......*starts doing running man again*

lucky.. I am still trying! haha but congrats!

dont stop trying!

haha never have but ppl seem to be quicker than me haha :)

dont give up though...hehe

congrats again!
it must be your lucky day :)

ya it must be!
i was surprised that i could even get 1st in one! let alone 2...in a row!
haha

lucky you! Congrats!

your first and second firsts on the same day? congrats!!

ya thanks! i was really surprised!

2nd

2nd?! ok, 3rd gotta actually watch it now! LOL

3rd

5th!

Tried watching this earlier but it won't play for me cuz I'm outside the US. The Edward/Harry Potter one was hilarious thought.

You can watch it here....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k0vRmIItvc

Thanks for the link Bean i could't view it on here soooo funny i almost choked on my drink!

Muchas gracias bean!

The first one was better but this is pretty good too.

Thanks for the link Bean! That vid was hilarious! I loved when he had the photoshop of himself on the cover and the KStew mannequin. LMAO!

5?

oops. 6th!!! top 10!

*scrolls up, reads post*

"one tasty dish" - AGREED!
lol that was actually funny :)

Jimmy Fallon is off the chain.

Ok 8th. My lucky number. Gotta actually watch the video now lol

*watching video*

hahaha http://www.robertisbothered.com/ its a real site LOL...dont look at my like that..i know you all googled it aswell... geeezze

'Im Robert Pattinson, some times i like to cum up my tree' LOL

I definitely typed that into the address bar immediately.
Damnit... they knew they'd get us.

Why must we be so predictable. hmph.
lol

What is shark week?

Shark week is on the Discovery Channel (I think) where they interview people that have been bit by a shark and survived, shark habits, footage, etc.

its AWESOME!!! like everyone watches it. haha

I agree it is way awesome! I can't believe some of the survival stories and how these people are just swimming back in the ocean like they had never been almost eaten by a frickin shark! Then again I would still hang around Edward even though he may try to drink my blood at any moment, but that is our Edward!

I know I seriously am like glued to the tv going ouch ouch ouch how are they doing this?

haha exactly we love our Edward even if he longs for our yummy blood :)

honestly... I got to agree with Edward. Shark week IS stupid.

Top ten!
Jimmy Fallon is frickin hilarious!

i saw this earlier LOL.. robertisbothered.com

oh gosh tht is hilarious!!! gotta love Jimmy :)

LOL.
"copycat fish!"

"sharks sleep with their eyes closed. they swim while they sleep!
....
"WTF IS THAT!"
lmao.

& at 30 seconds left... wtf is that a vampire hiss?! LMAO

JimmyFallon, Hilarious xD

Very funny! ☺

Love your avatar!!! Its soo cute!

Thank you i love it too. It used to be my avatar for everything. Isn't he just so adorable?! ☺

LMOL!!!

"I agree with you he's one tasty dish." - Jimmy Fallon

unfortunatly that is one tasty dish i will never get to eat :(

*looks for a birthday cake plate with Rob's face on it and licks it* This is the closest I'll get to tasting that dish.

holy tolito that was the funniest thing!!

"sharks swim when they're asleep..... what the f**k is that?"
i spewed mountain dew all over my computer when i heard that

hahah i know thought the same thing..

god that was hilarious!! haha i hope he makes more!

that lucky inflatable doll..

OMHG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASHLEY GREENE IS GOING TO BE ON THE RADIO IN A SEC!! sorry thought I would say tht hhaa

haha I know in an earlier video he was like honey you wanna fly? and then he throws her ahah

I SAW THAT ONE lol my god this man calls for the mother of all compliments...

i was rotflmaool while pimping...
(rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off while pi$$ing in my pants)

I know.. the one between harry and edward oh it was great.. haha

what station?! O.O

its one of your local stations where Ryan Seacrest is on.. you gotta check usually the local teen type radio station..

Realy? What station?

its one of your local stations where Ryan Seacrest is on.. you gotta check usually the local teen type radio station..

aww ryan seaacrest? oh well i'll sacrifice having to listen to that a$$ to hear m'girl ashley thx jenlillian!!

haah no problem I will repost anything important on here.. :)

ok so ryan said he was just abt to talk to ashleyyy soo excited!

I don`t think he`s funny ... I`m sure he`s just jealous on rob .. definitely !

He's kidding.
this IS Jimmy Fallon LOL

ya jimmy fallon is jimmy fallon haha

I know .. but still :D

I'm with you. I guess I just don't appreciate his humor. I hope Rob gets it, if not he might be insulted.

I've always heard that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but...I think he's done enough portraying Rob as whiney, time to move on!

Now, what would be funny to me is if he would have Rob come on the skit as a surprise guest and come up to the tree and knock Jimmy out of the tree!

LOL

yep good point :D down with Jimmy !!

I really think Rob would get it. He's very witty and comical himself, and I could almost imagine him giving Jimmy some scenes that would be awesome to spoof.

Yeah, I think Rob has a great dry sense of humor, too. He might not be insulted at all.

I, for one, did not appreciate this at all. The first skit about Harry Potter, was mildly amusing. It spoofed both Daniel Radcliffe and Rob. I didn't find it hilarious but it was funnier than this bit. In this bit Rob was portrayed as both whiny and annoying. Enough already, Jimmy.

haha thats hilarious!

I cant seeeeeeeeeeee!

Try watching it on YouTube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k0vRmIItvc

Thanks bean!! :)

Lmao that was freakin hilarious!

Effing Hale! Now that I actually watched it I can comment on its contents- That was fangtastically hysterical!

Haha! I love it! BOTHERED. Lol. He says it like bovered.

PS. He's right Rob Pattinson is one tasty dish!!!! <333

dammit....this sux.... i thought i would be like 5th

I googled to see if this was a real site and it is!
Hm. I don't know what to think of that. But I do know most of you did the same thing.

Hahaha! So funny. Way to cheer me up after my cr*ppy day at work. Thanks NMM.org! :D

Oh my God! You can't put stuff on here like that when I'm at work!

People are wondering why I'm laughing till my sides bleed!

OK now I have to go and see that site bothered, or something...

lmao

*handing stin a bandaid*

Really? Robert Pattinson unappreciative of something? How...surprising. Really, he and Kristen are great for each other. Misery loves company, and they both seem to love being blatantly obvious about the things that bother him. And what's his problem with Harry Potter? Isn't that what gave him half the credibility that he had when he was first auditioning for the role of Edward Cullen? I do not understand the infatuation with Robert and Kristen. They are some of the most stand-offish and un-friendly stars in the Hollywood scene.

Before I go of, this could be a misunderstanding...

When did rob say he had anything against HP?
When are they blatantly obvious about the things that bother him?
& incase you didn't know, thats not Rob in the video...


Just saying because your comments confused me.

What? You're saying it's not Rob in that video?

*looks stunned*

But... but he had an English accent, and a blue shirt.... and the hair!

*scratches head in puzzlement*

LMAO! Silly greyface...

ROFL
i know!! I was going to go Volturi, but then I was like... "This makes no sense..maybe they think thats REALLY ROB LOL"

wait.. so that means..

THAT wasn't Kristen Stewert as Bella in the tree either!??!

whaaa? *scrunches face confused*


*sigh* ahh greyfaces, some end up making my day xD

LOL! Those kinds of comments always make me scratch my head. I mean, grey face was using good vocabulary- I just couldn't make sense of the argument being made.

Ditto. lol.

woOw i think u must heared that....OMG OMG OMG just go in it
http://twilightindo.ning.com/

finally that's the proof ...MA and kristen no long....they are not even friendS...and robsten is reaaaaaallllllllll...............................:D

I hope to god you are so right

So long Mike hehehehehe

Mission destory Mike and Kirsten complete lol

Have you see this? "Where's Oregano?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4N4ishMwk8

It's so funny!

hahahahhaa LMAO.


TAY TAY!

hahahahah
xDD

I love Jackson, the little troll! LOL

Oh Jimmy...you make me laugh!

Sure can't wait to see Rob make an appearance on his show--that will be hilarious!

oh I could only imagine.. haha

Think about all the publicity Jimmy is giving to Twilight with all his spoofs.

Can't wait to see what he has in store for NM. I can just imagine him reenacting the papercut scene...he would a stinkin' riot doing that!

ohh haah he would go all crazy and totally turn it around bellaaa noooo bellaaa and he's like crying and he's holding the inflatable doll with blood on her armm ahhaah

He has SO got to spoof that scene! Can you imagine blood squirting out of the inflatable doll? You know they would completely do that! ROFL

oh gosh yeah I could!!! he really needs to do one hahah

Lol he will probably have the dolls whole arm coming off and squiring blood everywhere like a fountain

Too funny!

Now I'm going to be waiting on that spoof and be disappointed if it doesn't happen. LOL

knowing Jimmy he's got to.. he is getting tons of attention over it haha we just shall have to wait..

Funny! I wonder what Rob thinks of these, lmao!?

oh jimmy you are such a silly b**** lol

I wonder if Rob watches this one and the last one :)

totally Team Fallon as well :)

Gotta love the part where "Kristen" is in the tree with him and he just pushes her off.

Sorry...that just made me laugh so hard!

Now everytime I watch Twilight and the scene where they're talking after the kiss, I'll imagine that they're talking "Shark Week."

I'd love to see Robs face watching this

Is it just me or did Jimmy sound like Forrest Gump when he first started talking in his Rob voice?

It completely sounded like that to me, which made me laugh even more!

:) this day si awesome 1st- we get to see R/K secretly escaping a conert 2nd- We get to laugh our butss off with the sharks sleeping! and 3rd- dude Ashley Greene getting interviewed on the radio while in vancouver talk abt inside scoop haha

That was pretty damn funny!

Jimmy needs to get Rob on the show and they can do a skit together!

Could you imagine how funny that would be?

What a great idea that would be hilarious and i'm sure rob would be up for it he can so laugh at himself which is soooo sexy!

Yep. I think so too. I loved him when he was on Ellen, so I think he could hold his own with Jimmy.

I'm telling you, the guy should do some comedy!

Oh yeah!! A man who can make me laugh, AND laugh at himself, is very, very sexy!!!

**GASP**

Sharks are STUPID????

Bubbles did you hear THAT!....SHARKS ARE STUPID...**sniff sniff** AHH let's not let that bother US....ok

pffft

LMAO THIS vid was funny.... [even if it did hurt ppls feelings...Bubbles and...ME]

ROFL.......RAWR!


HEHEEH 8)

omg i LOVE your icon!! LMAO

ok so ashley greene is on the radio and she and ryan seacrest are talking abt bryce dallas howard and ashley says tht she and kellan are the closest awww how cute :)

ha ha ha ha ha ROTFL

Ouch ouch my hip ouch. Copy Shark!

Jimmy you rock!

Do we get him in the UK anywhere?

I don't think so.... thank goodness for YouTube!

yeah woooowoooooYouTube!

Went to RobertisBothered.com and it's not geared up for outside UK. *sigh*

hey guys check out this Teen Choice NEWS!!!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be sitting next to each other. Also in their row: Jackson Rathbone, Justin Chon, Ashley Greene, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed. Director Catherine Hardwicke is directly behind them, as are Megan Fox, Miley Cyrus, Cameron Diaz and Hugh Jackman. Sadly, it looks like Rachelle Lefevre will be skipping the festivities.

"Let me put it this way," Bain says, "the Twilight cast can sit any place they want—and you can quote me on that!"


http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b13...

so.. will R/K sit next to each other? especially if its their choice?

i hope sO...w what they are showing us..(hanging out together) i think it maybe possible..but w the reason they are always surprise us it maybe not toO:D

well I was thinking Kristen would sit next to Nikki but they are only seperated by kellan so hmm idk

well lets wait and see ...it's just a few days... :)

Ooh, Jackson is gonna be there! They didn't mention him before...

*happy dance*

that was effing hilarious! i'll only let jimmy get away with that

"I can't pee! I look at a urinal and wonder what is that for? Because I can't pee!"

LOL!!!!

That whole thing was hilarious!

for all you wolf fans look who I just found :))

http://www.celebuzz.com/vanessa-hudgens-bandsla...

testing my avy and screen name-- is it working?

Well I can see a very yummy close-up of Rob.... and your screen name shows as RobismyRomeo (RIMR_).

Is that what I'm supposed to see?

hmmm. darn-it. I tried to change it temporarily.. I'll go back to disqus.

Thanks Bean!!! :0)

What a lame video. Sorry it wasn't funny for me and I'M SICK OF POTTER COMPARISON. Potter MOVIE IS finished LET'S MOVE ON NOW !!!

HAAAA!!! that was funny, i have to admit! XD.....

i love at the end when he's like "Will someone move my chair in this tree? How am I supposed to sit in it if its down here?".... hahaha!...." I need a Starbucks or something...." HAHA! that cracked me up :)

That was hilarious!

But it was sort of creepy when he kissed that dummy. But then he threw her off the tree and that made me laugh so hard. The ending was brilliant, but Rob doesn't like to drink coffee Starbucks, he likes to drink coffee from Dunkin' Donuts.

haha! i know if he would have gotten the coffee part right, it would have 10 times better!! but hey, he tried :) he isn't a Robsessed fan like us, so he doesn't know all the details.... :D

cool that is really cool that they did that

Bahahaha. Jimmy Fallon is my hero. This made my day.

LMFAO!

(NEW2) NEW MOON with scenes from ITALY(Fanmade)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTR93CWONuA

That was hilarious

lmao, this was really funny he's so creative in liking show 2 make it funny. I was laughing so hard just watching it.
"sharks r copy cat fish"
" I need a starbucks'

lol.

Am I the only one who doesn't find his comedy funny?

But I'm not hating. I'm glad everyone can have a good laugh at this!

*walks away with slumped shoulders*

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Couldnt see the damn video on this site...so i went to NBC.com but guess what? IT DON'T SHOW OUTSIDE THE FRICKIN' STATES!!!!
...Then i had a brainwave (a rarity, let me tell you)...
...I went on YOUTUBE!! *Cheers*


f*CKING HILARIOUS. JIMMY FALLON IS BRILLIANT. AND I'M BROKE.
(It's a fine world)
LOL

Thanks SM&CMMP! I have the same problem & was just wondering how I could see it - I'm going to watch it on YT now...

hmmm, well, not that funny ... lol

"Put my chair in the tree" & the random hiss! LMAO!

Just one criticism - I wish Jimmy would tweak the accent a bit (he's usually pretty spot on) but he's making Rob sound too Cockney...or maybe I'm just spoiled by Rob's dreamy voice....*sigh*

It was not that funny like the first one with "Harry Potter".

Anyways, I think Jimmy and the producers are cashing in on Robert. I mean Rob's name SELLS. Naturally, a part 2 video is needed. Also a RobertIsBothered.com website, too.

haha i like the magazine

eh i never thought he was funny

Am I the only one that thinks Jimmy Fallon is NOT funny???