LMAO! This pic just made me laugh, is it me or does it look like there should be a toilet in this shot? ;)

Yup, lets photoshop one in!

AH HA HA

*runs for hills with KOG and KOW after her swinging nunchuks*

The only thing ANYONE is photoshopping is a pic of me! He doesn't need a toilet! He just needs some KOG lovin!

i dunno KOG... I have a pretty good eye for the photoshop opportunity... and that looks like one right there.

I might even replace that can with a loo roll.

LOL!

Yes lmao!!!

Maybe just a little doggy plop at his feet.

ROTFLMAO

ROTFLMAO, this soooo needs some photoshopping@!!!!! That would be FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!

LOL

You have to admit he looks like he's taking a crap!!

LOL!!!!!! :D Wats up with his face expression too!!!!! HAHAHA!

He's farting.

LMAO! That's exactly what I thought! I was like...ummm is it just me, or does it look like he is totally taking a dump? haha

LMAO it totally looks like he's taking a squat
...or backing it up!!! lol

kellaN! man. today is a great vampire day!!1

they are all out and showing their lovely faces!! *swoon* i got my rob fix and my kellan fix. life is complete now.

heheh :)

forgot Kristen !!
we want Robsten before the end of the day !!!!!!

TOtally agree!!!
ROBSTEN
ROBSTEN
ROBSTEN
ROBSTEN
ROBSTEN!

tsk tsk, dont be greedy....




PSYCHE!!!!!!!!!!

lol i want my Robsten action right? id be okay with some pictures of robsten making out on a table at tgi fridays.....

i dont think that is asking too much LOL

you got your rob fix?
was he out?
or are you talking about the photoshoot pics?

photoshoot pics :)

still worth it. pants..so..low...... heheh :)

Omg he looks so hot like always, especially fixing his truck ahhh if he were to be a mechanic, I would so go to his shop to fix every part of my car :D

hehe... there could be a dirty meaning to ur last part of the sentence.


i cant help my dirty mind. all this vampir love changes me LOL :)

...........hahahahhahahahahahahha.........

I'm sorry......grease monkey?! mechanic!? He's uses a freaking can for crying out loud!.............I'm just saying............

...........lmao........rofl.........

Suddenly the term "Plumbers Crack" has got a entirely NEW meaning!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Kellan, can you bend down just a bit farther?

hehehe :-D

I would love to have a naked oil fight with Kellan. That stuff is slippy and little accidents could happen. *imagines Kellan falling on top of her*

Me: Kellan, i'm with Rob *looks around* oh well he isn't here, big boy we have all the lubricant we need. LOL

"God damn it!!!!....stoopid papz, now i can't even use my vampire speed to fix this friggin flat...and WHAT THE HALE, wheres Rosalie? shes the one who's supposed to be good with the cars...FML... >=O *** mutters***"



ahahah couldn't help it, he made me think of Emmett in this picture!!!

I love Kellan Lutz<33333

That is what I was thinking when I first saw this post. Grr I hate school. There is too much for me to catch up on today.

4th yet again! That's my destiny for today, I guess!

Yummy, sexy, dirty Kellan!!!! I think many, many girls will suddenly be driving over broken glass to try to get him to come to their rescue. I know I would!!!!

OMG!!! HE IS SO F**in' HOT!!!

AND he drives a truck! So sad it is not the same type of car from the books. Oh well. At least it is a manly vehicle!

Just keep the posts coming NMM.org! I started having withdrawl symptoms for a moment over the weekend there...

"Makes my heart stop"-LMFAO
You're NOT alone dear Will... not alone whatsoever!! Teddy bear is so damn gorgeous and so sexy.... odd how him looking somewhat dirty brings di- yea... I'll shut up now... Kellan and those damn dimples... GAH!!!!

Damn Kellan Lutz is sooo FINE!.. were in California?.. i need to kno..lol

****out of breath**** Ok.....kellan it just so happens that "someone" just popped all 4 of my tires.....and while your at it my pipes are rusted, ya know with no Rob posts for DAYS and all.... :D LMAO

1st :)

Congrats :)

Vey nice post to be first on LOL

Congrats on 1st!!!

I lOVE manly men...Fix that tire Baby!

1st?

5th!

6th?
yay, new posts!

new posts!!!! thank god!!!

This should have been a caption contest LMAO

Nice!! We don't usually get a hot dirty greasy Kellan LOL Watch out Rob :)

You havent seen Kellan dirty?!? Hmm

Oh wait, I forgot we clean up in the shower first! =P

Since you are here i'll give you my caption :)

***Kellan needs his parts serviced, oiled and his spark plugs changed after rough treatment from KellanONLYGirl***

LMAO

lmao!! Thats the best caption ever!

I think you deserve a prize!

*hands over blue ribbon to nicnix!*

And conveniently for me, changing these parts will require me to look under the hood! =P

LMAO

Thanks thanks :)

Yes yes get yourself under that hood.....and don't forget to check tire pressure.....and inflate if needed :) *wink*

agree! LOL

That was the first thought that went through my mind after I saw him squatting awkwardly like that.
I second your motion to a caption contest!

A caption contest for this one would be perfect! "Should I use this grease can for the car or my @ss that needs wiping?" LMAO!

Damn! I was second again! : )
I've got to say this... even fixing his truck Kellan looks hot!... Or is it only me who thinks that?! : D

hah its deff not jst u! im sure we all think that i noe i do! he would look hot plunging a toliet with a dirty garbage bag and mickey mouse hat on(;

LMAO at the mental image that just gave me: Kellan's muscles bulging out of a black Hefty bag with mouse ears on his head! So awesomely random!

I think he would look good in just about anything... and maybe even nothing if you catch my drift lol! ;D

haha yes. ya noe maybe he could have some ohh idk, whip cream??

9th!?

*swoon, drool*

hell yeah!

Does anyone know why NMM was off the map for so many days? :( I've never gone this long without news from here. I read on a comment somewhere that someone heard about a death among the NMM family? Any one have information to confirm/deny(preferably deny) the rumor.

Will, the maker and owner of the sites, is a VERY busy man so we have to be patient for news... hes doing what he can and still work on his "real" life you know? And yes, I cant deny the rumor... its not my story to tell but just show consideration and be patient for news =)

Hoping I wasn't misunderstood in my previous post, I wasn't commenting out of impatience but concern.
Yes, I know as well as anyone how busy RL is and how much more important it is. I'm trying to show consideration by asking (out of concern).
I understand loss all too well, my mom died when I was 6 and so did my 16 yr old younger sister last Sept. I'm sorry and my thoughts and prayers are with whoever is affected by whatever has happened.

No, no of course not and I hope I didnt come off as b*tchy or anything!! I was just letting you know what the situation is and thx so much for understanding and sharing your own loss (sorry). I'll let her know your wishes... she really appreciates the love and concern =)

No no lol I just didn't want you to think I was being an impatient little twit!

yummy

12th? lol
gray faces ftw!! :D

nmm.org u really are spoiling us today with all these new posts...I'm not complaining, keep them coming :)
I feel a song coming on...."he hit the floor, next thing you know,shawty got low low low low low low low low"

*cue Ferrero Rocher music*

Yes, we are very spoiled - I'm hopping between NMM and EM like a madwoman trying to keep up!

LOL
*puts on best/worst french accent* "monsieur with this rocher you are really spoiling us"

Dip it low Kellan....dip. it. lowwwww! What a nice @ss! hmmmm

Fixing a flat tire never looked so good, he can fix my flat anytime. I wonder if he'll just show up if I slash my tires?! *pondering*

SO MANY PEOPLE ARE COMMENTING!!!LOL

I love Mondays

So Kellan, I uh...have a flat tire! Come fix it!

Trust me, I'll repay the favor! *wink wink*

Oh btw, my car is in my bedroom! You can't miss it!

Um I bet it is a BIG flat tire???

*hiding the tacks behind the back*

Don't worry KOG call me anytime to help you out... See? You ALL 4 tires are flat now... ain't I a good girl???
*grin*

Yeah this flat tire could take a few days!!! What a shame!

*pounds howling girl*

You know you rock girlie! =D And when Samske is fixing a tire, I'll be sure to just run away with your tires! Then you'll need a ride! =P

*eyes bright*
Oh yes yes!! I will give you a ticket to Timbucktoo (where of course Kellan
would be waiting for you!)

Now only if Chaske news makes an appearance!!

LOL!!

Ooh Timbucktoo! Kellan and I could have lots of fun there! =P

Where is Chaske?! He's always hiding! You can't keep him locked up forever woman!!

*blush*
Well I think he needs to paint my bedroom... so he is, um, in there....

*inching closer to the room*

Oh I see I see!! Put the boy to work!

I hope he's painting in...um...nothing!

I'd be in that room if I were you!! haha

*muffled voice coming from the room*
:-D

I'm sorry, whats that?! I couldnt hear you!

Oh you know what! I wouldnt wanna talk either!

*leaves howling girls house*

jeesh so much news i luv it! the minute i saw the picture up ther i just burst out laughing!!!!!!! his facial expression in priceless!!!!

Gives a new meaning to plumber's butt!!

LOL!

God! Only you could think of that Samske! ...Not that thats a bad thing... ; D ... takes a closer look lol!...

I wish he'd be my plumber! He could snake out my pipes!

*runs and hides from KOG*

*picturing Kellan saying that to KOG*

"Ma'am your pipes are clogged do ya need to clean 'em up??"
LMAO!!!

I'm not sure if he'd clean them or clog them back up...

We should really make a scientific study. ;-)

ooooh I am down for the scientific study but will back away this time as I
have promised KOG to take care of her car tires!!
LOL!

New posts!
Lots of them!

That pose is rather hilarious... Tee hee hee. :P

wow kellans looking pretty hot!!!

now we need some pics of Rob fixing cars!!! lol

I agree Theres hardly ever any pics of rob on here :)

Anyone would think he gave himself a flat just to make us swoon!

So this is soo not about Kellan...

But omg Bean!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE your new avvy!!

Really? Aw, thanks KOG! :)

I was actually just about to change it cos someone has a really similar one.... now I'm not sure what to do.... three 'LOVE's - it must be special! LOL

Oh...new Jackson avatar...I'm positively swooning!

too bad there isn't a backside view.

He's so HOT! Now that is what a man looks like!!

I lOVE manly men...Fix that tire Baby!

he's so adorable. haha. looks like he's in a model shoot. ;D
gotta love Kellan.

LOL. He looks like he's farting.

HESSSSS HOT
TEAAM VAMPPPPPPPPP 4EVER

HESSSSS HOT
TEAAM VAMPPPPPPPPP 4EVER

mmmmm...YUMMY!!!

ow wow! This pic was worth 2 days of no news....for me anyways!

Oooh Kellan that fix a flat is a temporary fix i'll show you how to change your tire....if you show me something...lol

OMG can we not get a butt crack shot??!

I know right!!!!
Kellan, Kellan, Kellan..............................Kellan. Hot damn.

MMMMMmmmm.

That's all I can say about this pic.

The Twilight franchise is rockin some hot lookin fellas..Kellan looks mighty fine..cant take my eyes off his arms...yummy (But not as yummy as Rob...no one ever will be)

Yummy but he so needed to be wearing low riding jeans that would have made this picture complete.

Hot sweaty and dirty Kellan come over here my car needs looking at.

where's the money butt crack shots?! You know you'd love to see his ass crack!

Mmm....we need a full nude playgirl spread of the Cullen men and Quiluete wolves!

AHHHHHH!!!!!

*pictures it*

*has a heart attack*

The world is not ready for that. That's...................that's..................*dies* lol

Oh Kellan I love you an all but I'm a bit disappointed.

I'm a girl and I would have changed that tire in a matter of minutes, come on put those muscles to work.

We want to see you use the jack, loosen those lug nuts and change out a tire.

this pic is wonderful!

http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/26...

and i love his dog! she looks so much like mine

Gotta love the look on his face.

lol I could only imagine if I tried that with my dog.

Oh my gosh this made me laugh. the look on his face is priceless.... lmao

hahahahahah..LOL x)

woooooooooooooooooow!!!!

wow, you know, i really am proud of everyone here... we've managed to keep the comments so far... um... well, RELATIVELY clean...! lol

woooooo hooooo soon I'll be seeing those low riding jeans in person!

I can't wait!

I would by a lame car just to have him come and fix it for me rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

OMG
he is sooo sexy!
i just wanna lickem everywhere :p

....seeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy....LOL..

Kellan's bending down with that expression makes it look more like he has the urge to poop than anything. lol. Yet.. he still is hot in that pose.

::wonders at myself for saying poop and hot in the same sentence:: lol!

damn kellan come to NY anyday and i'll pop my tire for you anyday...that is when i have my car LOL

KELLAN IS FINE!! He's a freaken sexy beast! He looks so annoyed in this picture though! Poor little Grease Monkey... :)

Haha he so IS a Grease Monkey in this picture. lol Grease Monkey Man.

Why is it that we always see him in muscle shirts and tank tops?? I mean i love his muscles and everything but does he want 1000s of fainting girls? And he should really stop showing us something we can't have!

Kellan is not only hot but he can fix a flat tire?! sign me up! and those muscles!

that pic looks like he is rubbing his ass against that small pillar ...lol

LOL

It looks like Kellan needs to go to the washroom more than he needs to fix that flat!

That would make me wanna get a flat if I knew he was gonna come fix it.

Kellan hurry up and get back to Van because Ashley has a new walking buddy, Xavier is moving in.

You know Marlow loves you better.

I think that there should be a whole magazine shoot featuring all the vamp and wolf guys of the Twilight Saga changing tires. Requirements: no shirts. wife beaters only. lol

*mental image*

Hot darn.

OOPS!!!!!!!!! SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SUN IS CATCHING UP TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROBLEM IS I REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE BASTHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE CARLISLE DOESNT FIND OUT IF I 'ACCIDENTALLY' KILLED SOMEONE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!