This stuff if starting to get pretty ridiculous!
But I have to admit, its a pretty smart idea.
I'm sure tons of girls would love to look like their favorite Twilight character.
I might get the Bella make-up set.
I love her simple, natural look.


Oh yah... Wheres Esme!
She one of my favorite Cullens,
and in my opinion, the prettiest.

I rather spend my money on makeup at Sephora.

is it bad that i actually LOVE it!!! i won't be buying it all, but some of the shades are just LOVEEELY!

oh wait. i won't be buying any of it. as i live on a tiny island called england :|

i am not gunna buy the makeup.
1. because i do not really like makeup
2. its cant actually be realated to stephenie meyers book series, its just there to make money, the reason i love twilight is cause of the books
3. these things are in the usa, don't get me wrong, i love some of the merchandise-i just can't get any of it, the uk is seriously slow.

Not buying it but the packaging is very attractive!

The colours are very bright but I do like some bits of the Rosalie palette.

The packaging is pretty, but those colors.... a little frightening.

Umm....I think i'm not gonna buy the makeup....

Ok, this looks exactly like something that my 9 year old niece would love LOL
Cute. But no thanks.
Greedy people...But that's just the way it is..they have to make money out of Twilight while they still can..

i've read some of the comments on here and i have to say they cracked me up. I do think they are taking Twlight too far. i never really expect them to do all this.....sortah making Twlight lose its coolness :( from an outsider's point of view anyway.


ps- my friend and i were in JCpennys the other day and we saw this obnoxious purple glitter shirt that read " I HEART boys who sparkle"..it made us laugh and we def. got some looks our way.

ooo i saw those at a store waz gonna get it but didn't bring enough money with me

Umm definitely not my colours, I think I'll stick to my faithful branded products!

Heya... :)

The make-up looks nice and all but i thnk that its going to go a bit to far.... Yes th movie was fantastic nd i cnt wait for th othr films to come out...but....

Well i dont want twilight to become all geeky and silly.... with t-shirts like no one will realy go around wearing one *they arent even nice looking,,, even a bit tacky* Like i read the books and watch th films but that will b about it.... Yes twilight is getting more and more popular, but putting out make-up aand all...it looks like somthing youu can get in the pound shop!!!

Im from Northern Ireland so i doubt we will c any of this stuff anywayz.....hehe


O well... Looking forward to New Moon!! Does anyone kno who th cast will be playd by in breaking dawn??? O and does anyone kno for defo if *Midnight Sun* is going to be released?? I hope it is as it would b fab to have anothr twilight book as Bella and Edwards journey could last forever!!!

Thank You........x

Looks like cheap makeup, something you can buy at the Dollar Store, but I know it's going to be expensive because of the logo

i am wanting the one for Bella. cuz I have the dark hair and eyes like she does so the tones that she uses would hopefully look good on me =]

Jennie, Peter F`s wife says that Rob is dating one of his co-stars !! :
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...

I hope it`s true... :))))

Wow! I hope its true too!
Thanks for posting! :D

It's GOT to be Kristen, he has been spending so much time with her, so its GOT to be her! So Robsten is TRUE!? :D
YAY! :D

Yeah, it can`t be Nikki like some of them are speculating. She`s with that weird looking kid, Paris (I dont remember), and they have been seen kissing at the airport in Vancover! (Emilie De Raven is out of the question, they didn`t seem to have the chemistry at all....)

Got to be Kristen! :))
I `m seeing the light!! We are almost there!! lol

Yeah, Emilie De Raven was never even close, she just wished she was!
Yay! TEAM ROBSTEN forever! :D lol
We are almost there!! LMAO

By the way, could you do me a favour? On the new post (Kstew and Taylor wrestle) could you post this link again? There is a comment I left telling people to come onto this post and see it because I didn't want to post the link and make it look like I found it. Could you reply to that comment?
Thank you, i just want all robsten fans to read this, is got me so excited :D

I just posted it :) ..oh.. but I didn`t post it on you comment..my bad :( Hope they see it anyways....

Robsten!! :))

Aww thats ok :) Thanks! :D

Dam you Summit! now I HAVE to get this cool makeup ! Take all my money why dont ya! LOL

Totally off subject, but I just saw a trailer for Bandslam on the TV, and at the end of it a voice went;
'And now with a sneak peak of New Moon!'
When I heard that I nearly spilt my coco-pops. I thought they were going to show it on TV.
LMAO. :D

OH MY EFFING GOD I HAVE JUST REALISED SOME-ONE POSTED THE LINK TO THE TRAILER, THANK YOU LEDYLAURA! THANK YOU!!!! :D

Right, first of all why even make a Rosalie one, who in the freakin' mind would want to walk up and down the street looking like Nikki Reed?

Second, this stuff is making us look lame and like we need the money give it up. I don't want to walk into the shop and see Edward Cullen Tampons: Have a little Edward inside of you broadcasted all over the shop.

Or even Edward and Jacob condoms, which team are you? Edward condoms for the cool shiney effect or Jacob ones for the warm and friendly effect.

No thanks, now stop it.

LoL - It is ridiculous, but I think you have a lucrative idea here. haha. Too funny.

i bet they look through all these forums and get ideas because when the comic con merchandise were posted on here i said "what next, twilight make up?" and here it is.

I wont be surprised to see tampons and condoms as the next merchandise.

Or face and @$$ (body) lotion. Edward scented. It will leave your skin and your BUTT polished and smooth as Edward's face. LOL. It's stupid, ridicoulous, infantile and down right insulting.

Hello everyone!! :)
finally decided to register here, cause it´s my birthday and the new trailer came out today.. what a good day already :D
i´ve been reading this site for months and you all seem really cool people :)

now i just have to find myself an avatar pic.

Welcome! :D
I'm pretty new to this aswel, I got it about 2 weeks ago.
And you're right, it IS a good day today;
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

Anyhoo, good luck finding an avatar, just be careful not to steal anyone elses, but I'm sure you'll find your own unique one. Like mine, no-one has that :P
Good luck :)

thanks:)
went through some earlier posts and didn´t notice anyone has that picture so i took it:D
do you mind if i add you as a friend? cause i hoped to make new friends here:)

Go for it! :)
I'll add you too :D
Thanks!

Oooooh, and nice avatar :)
I'm diggin' it :P

NEW MOON TRAILER IN ENGLISH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3gCQ35D8EY

Thanks leydy!!!! xo

OMG OMG OMG
THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH
IM LIKE HAVING A HEART ATTACK NOW

OMG THATS SO GOOD

I LOVE IT WHEN HE SAYS

DONT GET ME UPSET !!!


OMFG OMFG OMFG

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

you my friend, are a legend for posting this! Thank you so much.

Can i just say, THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE F*CKING RULES. It sounds so much better in English. So much more emotion.

The wolf pack, are looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Taylor's doing a good job. I want to see the scene at the end when Jake says "Don't get me upset"

Edward's tortured expression! That kind of hurt to see that. The part i'm looking forward to is the freakin' VOLTURI!

NEW MOON IS SIMPLY GOING TO BE EPIC!

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this much [----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------] !!!!!!!!!!!!! thanxs!!!!

yeah just watched it over and over, then came here to see if anyone else had. im in complete euphoria. and now im speechless...

OH MY OH MY. I just stepped out of my NMM. comfort zone to read one article at EW and stumbled upon a comments page so full of twilight hate I feared for my safety! I forgot how cruel it is on the outside :(
I just can't understand the reason for twilight hate, how can people want to destroy and criticize a movie that makes so many of us happy.... the world would be a much sadder place without our NMM. updates and news to cheer us up every day

watch NOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-OxW68C768

english!!!!

ROTF
You know I kind of thought the translation of the French one was a bit off. Jake's final words of "Don't contradict me" WTF?....."Don't get me upset", through gritted teeth is much better! LOL

Thank you so much!


But now I'm confused this is just the same as that French thingy, it's a promo, a tv spot or whatever. It's not a real trailer :(

i guess its an "exclusive" and not a real trailer. but hey! thatmeans sometime in the future we will get a new full trailer!

OOOOOMMMMMFFFGGGG!!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS!!!!! how in the world did you get it/find it??? omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!! soooo much better now that i know what they are saying and its not in french!!! AAHH its sooo good!!

i heart you sooo much for posting this!!! :)

hahaha when im not on here, i surf the imdb boards (kinda pathetic i know) but someone posted a thread saying she was going to post this in english in like 20 minutes so i waited! suspposably she ran into the bandslam midnightshowing (which no one was in HAHAHA) and recorded it :) she saw another movie instead....


whattta yah think of jakes mini-hulk moment? "dont upset me" hahaha awesome no???

oh thats soooo cool!!! haha, i love how NO ONE was in Bandslam!!! ha!

ooooooh Jakes mini-hulk moment was HOT!!! very awesome! :D

haha it was bt my fav part is when bellas like "what did you do to him!?" all protective and paul growls at her and sams jst like ''easssssy" so much tension! love it!

yah!!!dont have to go see the stupid movie now!!! New Moon..going to be awsome! will never get to sleep now!

wow, well im confused.
i want it, but i really really dont.
i know its just crap marketed at tweens to get them to purchase, but i cant help but think... hmm, why not.
At any rate i probably wont getting... as i am saving up for various twilight t-shirts instead.

the makeup looks amazing
i love the shades and whatnot

What's more disturbing is I'M GOING TO MY DILLARDS TO BUY THIS ! And I don't even wear make up people ! And I'm going to buy the barbies to collect for my girls when they grow up.

...For you girls when they grow up?? You sure?

Hmm...here's how I see it. They grow up they may not want to play with dolls. And the dolls can be thrown away to waste...So the only option is for you to keep them.

Let's call it recycling. Getting rid of them would not be Ecofriendly. You're helping the earth. That's it! You're helping the Earth!

CRAP! I'm a sucker for makeup products!

just a lip gloss! that's ALL I'm gonna buy!

**repeats over & over trying to convince self**
just a lip gloss, just a lip gloss, just a lip gloss....


Lol

*innocently*
Are you quite sure.. I mean. you don't want the "Dazzle Me.. Eye Darkener" liners in a variety of alluring colors, gauranteed to leave people breathless and dazed when you look at them?

Yes.. yes.. you WANT them really, you do!!

but hey, if you're sure it's just lip gloss you want.
*smirk*


*walks off*

My lip gloss is poppin', my lip gloss is cool... LOL

eye liners?? sh*t! I'm gonna go broke...



ooh! Thats my song!
*dances & sings to song while applying more lip gloss*

Lol

Haha! Wow you just sold the eye liner to me!

*eyebrow raised, smiling*
Excellent.. so happy I could help. When you have guys staring at you stunned and hopelessly falling in love with you, just remember who told you about it. Man.. the power of a good eyeliner.

LOL LOL

In that case I may need to order a few extras.

One for my car (in case I forget one at home).
One for work - although I'll only put it on for lunch breaks when I go out - Don't need the boss staring at me, getting ideas.
-- hmmm but I do need a raise...

Heck - I'll take a case.

I bet you get a commission for this.

You are so cracking me up!!!



So glad I could be of service. Perhaps I shouldn't spread this product widely.. it could be used for evil and not just good..



*puts on Superhero cape* Although your heart is PURE and TRUE, I must ensure that this never falls into the wrong HANDS!!!! THE wrong EYES must never be lined, so that dazzling cannot be used wrongly!!!



*watches FortheLove apply liner and approach boss*



"I'd really like to talk to you about a raise"

*he stares at her breathlessly*.. Anything you say.. your performance is.. *he shakes his head, trying to clear it* mindblowing..



LOL.. Um.. that use was questionable.. but I'll let it slide.

LOL

Hands For the Love a case.

;)

Absolutely! Carlisle Cares is number one on list.

I will even personally assist Carlisle if needed.
I won't wear my eyeliner - *Remembering my vow of goodness*

Haha! It's a recession here. A girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do!

*Places hand over heart*
I promise to use them only for GOOD.

My raise benefits others as well.
Now I can give more to charity bc I make more $$

LOL LOL



Oh.. *eyes get all teary*



You are all that is lovely kind and good. Perhaps you can donate some new equipment from my Carlisle Cares, Compassion line to a hospital that has low funds..



LOL LOL LOL

Wow, this make-up looks cheaper than Reed!

*Que after joke drum beat* lol

Sorry couldn't resist the cheese. :)

Hey there Amanda!

Okay..really silly request...but hope you can help me out.
My windows mail was down for awhile and I wasn't able to get responses for awhile.

Since you're up and about would you be able to respond just to see if it is working properly and they're getting through now.

Again, hate to ask, but I'd be grateful if you could help me out!

Thanks!

Okay.

SSSSSHHHHAAAABBBAANNNGGGLLLEEEESSSS!!!!!

lol

Woohoo!!! It works...it works!!
Bless your heart! Thanks so much!
Four tries and 45 minutes later I finally got someone that was able to fix
the problem!

Thanks again! Love how we help each other out when we can!

Love your Avy...He's soo strong. Can't wait to see it on the Big Screen!

I will be shamelessly drooling at the screen. *sigh*

No problemo!! :)

I want to show this to you guys. (No, it's not about Robsten) It's about Bella's sufferings after Edward left her. This video is totally creepy. It has a scene from one of the most disturbing movies I have ever seen (The Last House On The Left):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNFCUfDrrIg

wow, that was a very depressing, but good, video!! the running in the woods looks very real! :) it looks like Bella too...

and i so agree with you about the 'Last House On the Left'!! very disturbing.... have you ever seen the original 'The Last House On the Left' from like '75?? it is soo sick and nasty and disturbing, it made me sick to my stomach, its HORRIBLE. don't watch it if you haven't already!!

Oh the original one was sick to the bone.
I was traumatized for like 3 days after watching it. I can't even think about it without cringing.

And for added suspense, turn up your volume ;)

I'll stick with my Bare Minerals. My lip gloss is the same color of pink too! hehe. Except it's a plumper which I don't really need, but love.

Ahem...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
I GET THE TRAILER TODAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

lol!

Happy Birthday TWP!!!

happy happy birthday.

i'm only EVER going to do this once but seen as though it is your birthday and you are a wolf girl *wolf hug* have a nice day.

happy birthday!
you know, my birthday is exactly in one month


which, AHEM
is on Bella's birthday
yeah, that's right we have the same birthday
lol

cool! another Aug bday!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWP!!!!!!!!!!! :D

happy birthday.

LOL!
Hope u have a happy Bday!

Aww!! How do you get the trailer today??

Just to add something.....

This reminds me of the Titanic make up line from Revlon. Way back when Titanic came out.

is it really your birthday???

Yes it's really my birthday.

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy BIRTHDAY, TWP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd give you Paul, but he's kinda hard to catch and box.. so I thought I'd leave you the fun of chasing him.. Go ahead!!!
LOL (and you can also repeatedly watch him growl on the trailer.. doesn't get much better than that, right??)

OK, just making sure before I did this! (some people say stuff like that when a big event is going down, you know like "christmas came early! " or something! lol. nvm you get what Im saying right? xD)

but in that caseeeee
From a vampgirl to a wolfgirl....

HAPPYY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

-confetti and balloons drop all over out of no where-

wooo! -blows noise maker-


-HUGE sign pops out of no where with a photoshopped pic of TWP and half Naked Paulex in an embrace with the words HAPPY BDAY TWP-

HERE YOU GO!
- hands you a SUPER LARGE basket of DRAGON ( I got that right yes? No unicorns? Dragons? lol ) cookies -


ENJOY!!
Hope you have a furslodeing Bday (:
























lol; sry if that was wow. its late over here..... xD

LMAO.

I'm just going to grab tons of random junk &

Put Twilight stickers all over them & put it on ebay

I'd make LOADS.

xD

Hey Lil Wayne!

4tw didn't kick my a$$ that bad today. Just a spinal cord injury and luckily no sobbing or bleeding occured.

And that's as good as it gets.. *Starts sobbing as realization dawns* lol

-looks at you bewildered-
O_O

Hmm, guess that wasn't too bad of a a$$wooping.

-puts hands in pockets and begins to whistle as I walk away-


lol

If you really want to see something let me know. lol
Oh heck I think im going to do it anyways!!!

ill try to be there for You next time ! LOL.

Ooh, Smart Girl!!!!

Due to the EW photoshoot, I was perhaps considering various smashed grasses and dirt, saying, "Taylor Lautner, jumped and flipped on these.' I thought that would go over well.. I'll give them to you for a share of the profits.

I was trying to find something he sweated on but
1: He's usually shirtless, therefore nothing to sweat or
2: He's completely dressed, jumping around like a maniac and still not sweating

LOL!

"Robert Pattinson used THIS ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ladies and gentlemen.. I'll start the bid at 100$"

orrr

-grabs a random guy living in forks-
"THIS MAN LIVES RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF WHERE TWILIGHT STARTED-people start whispering- FORKS WASHINGTON, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES EXISTED, OR DID HE? WHO'S TO SAY HE AND EDWARD WERE NOT GOOD HUMAN & VAMPIRE FRIENDS BEHIND IT ALL? I'll start the bid at 75$ for him whole and 50$ per question you would like to ask him"

ROTFL..................................................

*gasping for breath*



The poor man is completely chagrined until he realizes his net worth keeps going up with each exciting fact he can make up...



"Yes..yes.. Edward and I .. we go way back and I mean WAAAAAY back...Why.. we used to get together over a bit of mountain lion and discuss music.. His favorites? Well.. let me see?"

HAHA !!
XD

-i quickly collect the money.-

-PLEASE FORM A LI- *gets trampled on by the fangirls rushing to the Forks Man-

*Jumps on 4tw's back and wraps arms around her neck and gives her a hug*

HEY MY SPINE IS HEALED YOU WERE RIGHT!!!

Uh oh..

*Jumps off and starts sobbing when she realizes she will pay for that hug*

*Slowly backs away*

*eyes glint dangerously*

Now, now..what's a little troublemaker like you doing jumping and hugging people in my section of the forest..

in the dark
at 3 am.
where no one can hear you scream.. ?

LOL LOL
Did you perhaps fail "Neighborhood Safety 101"?

*stops laughing*
You know, it hurts me to have to hurt you...
*sigh* But you just make it so easy..

However considering I HAVE beat you up once already in the last 24 hours.perhaps we can renegotiate.. let me think about it a minute..

*Starts stuttering*

We can just put it off till tomorrow...

*Hopeful smile*

Good morning.. you managed to survive for another 3 hours and now I'm too tired to hurt you. You have another 3 till I wake up officially. Congratulations. Happy Friday.

and as a bonus.

*tosses URMLN Volturi lip gloss*

LOL LOL LOL



Ouch.. it hurts to laugh.. ;0

500 MILLION!! lol

lmao!



SOLD!

-all the girls start glareing at you, a few even inching their way closer to you-

lmao - Should I even mention that one of my good friends actually taught at Forks high school...not last year, but the year before? Yeah, she lived and breathed it for a whole year. I could auction her off for a pretty penny. I'm sure her husband and infant son wouldn't mind, tee hee.

should be out on bellas b-day that would be cool

I'm really excited about this make-up. I love the parent company and the products they've made before. I think a lot of it really just depends on the colour palettes.

'Volturi lipgloss would make u look as hot as heidi and itz anti Jane"

-_- plz.....

i am not surprise anymore

one timre sumone in here said : Whatz next twilight glitter"

i went to hot topic n saw it i was dying XD

i realllly want some of that stuff. its going on my b-day list :)

Is it still being released online on the 17th?

I want to know the same thing becuase when the website was first established it said the 17th. Now everywhere else its talking about a release in retail stores in september, very confused.

hot pink volturi??

do they actually get money from this? i mean summit and stuff

I love the Bella and Rosalie ones. But I prefer Bella. It matches my skin tone.

wow...this is kinda cool but u wont see me buy this crap..OOOOoooo i like case on the second pic!!:D

I said it once and I'll say it again...
This is the only thing I will not gear my Twilight addiction to my makeup, I'm too much of a MAC whore to do so. The luna case is cute :).

WooHoo! I was just at the MAC store a couple of days ago :) I love that place.

I bet it'll be crappy quality makeup.
But it's cute. Meh

I don't think this is ridiculous or anything. I think it's fine; I'm okay with it. A Twilight Makeup line is just a simple product they're obviously manufacturing.
Nothing's wrong with it.

*waits for the release of a line of "Alice" cars* :P
Screw the lil tweeny stuff! LOL
(no offence to the young-uns :) )

ROTFL.. brilliant!!

Or they could go professional line and start selling Carlisle medical equipment.. with a peaceful vamp logo..

I'm sure offices everywhere will jump to own it.

peaceful vamp logo?!

ROTFL!

*grins* Hey, I'd buy it, if the other options were just some dull old thing like,

"Professional Medical Association Standard" something....

and then the other option: *sparkle, shimmer, shine" A nice assortment of medical equipment with Carlisle's smiling face.. Wouldn't that make YOU do a better job as a medical professional?

If I could actually deal with medical stuff.. it would inspire me... And perhaps a little catchphrase, like.. "Think Compassion" could add that extra little something to inspire ppl to be kind to their patients the way Carslisle was kind to those around him. Quality caring professionals... all inspired by this new line of equiptment.

Just a thought..

a GREAT thought!

at least I wouldn't be afraid of doctors offices anymore, especially with "sparkle, shimmer & shine" equipment there! Lol

maybe they could throw in wolf things too, since doctors offices are always feel soooo cold....

OOoh!! *eyes brighten*

That IS a great idea.. but then ppl would be scheduling all these extra visits..LOL



"No,no.Dr. I'm quite sure I'm sick, even though I'm not showing any reason for concern..and by the way, do you have that warm, comforting Wolf heated gel mat on hand? That really helped the last 8 times I was wrapped up in it."



LOL

LMAO!

And all I can think of right now is...
"Do you like your pap smear warm or cold?"
HAHAHAHAHA

ROTFLMAO!!!

MAC it ain't.. looks like it's definitely geared towards the youngest fan base.

but pink lip gloss with the Volturi? Shouldn't they have made it like blood red instead?
maybe throw in some more purple shades for the eyeshadows so we can all make our vampire faces with the purpley bags under the eyes?

It's cute though, nice packaging

Isn't the Luna color palette pictured the Victoria set, not the Rosalie? Either way, I'll probably pass on this stuff...

I know a lot of people think this has gone to far, but for a makeup geek like me, this is heaven. I've been saving my money from my job to get some of these products, and I think they're reasonably priced. The palettes are only $28...and maybe that seems a lot, but it IS from DuWop, and they're products are very nice. I recently visited Sephora to check out the quality of their shadows and I was VERY impressed. You seem to get a lot for the $28. Two lip colors, two shadows and a blush. Hopefully the other products will be cheaper (without sparing quality, but I have faith in DuWop) so I can get a little more than just the two palettes I want (Alice and Bella). I'm also saving for Paramore tickets...haha!
But I do have to say, some merchandise is just ridiculous. I saw bandages once. Stupid. At least makeup is practical and lasts longer than a day or two!

A PANDA IS EATING MY SLEEVE AND UNICORNS ARE DANCING IN THE RAIN!!!!!!!!! PLEASE MAKE THE MADNESS STOP!!!!!

not my type of colors i like soo nooo for me but the box looks kool

where's the wilf foundation?

scar cover up?

I SAID THIS BEFORE BUT YOU
NOW WATS NEXT TWILIGHT CONDOMS
EDWARRD AND JACOB ONES!

lmao uhm im joking :)
hehhe ;)

The Edward ones would sparkle on it and feel cool. And the Jacob ones would feel really warm. Lol. Just gotta convince your bf to wear one.

Oh god. The visual image is just... ...

its about time that the adult industrhy get involved. it would put a new spin on 'wood' and 'silver bullets'

*naughty smirk*

SO EXCITED FOR THE MAKEUP i

Oh, geez. What's next? Twilight tampons?

I wasn't dirrecting it to you. its just in general people everywhere are complaining but there fans... i was just trying to prove a point no offence to you ur comment was funny

Oh, you didn't offended me. And thanks for the compliment. :)

i jusst have one thing. kind of a point to prove. or whatever you want to call it .


twilight has gotten huge in the last year or so ever sense the movie cameout millions of people love it . all ages.


Well Spiderman or batman for example. they started off as comic books...now movies,books,toys,clothing just to name a few products they have come out with sense the comic books. so my point is its a hit it might fade but if your a fan of the books stay with the books if you love it all who cares if they make twilight tampons or twilight candy. it might fade

I don't care if people make Twilight tampons or whatever; it was just a joke.

No. Face and @$$ lotion. Edward scented. It will leave your face and butt as soft and smooth as Edward's face. Then after that comes the tampons.

It's incredible! It is just riculous and infantile! Not to mention down right insulting! They really should find other things to do with their spare time, like, I dont know, jump off a cliff or take a hike, . . . or . . . oooooh oh oh I know . . . Go to hell with that $h!t, and enjoy the journey thoroughly.

I mean seriously! Come On! Twilight make up? That's just stupid!

Ha! :P
Yeah, I know what you mean. This kind of thing (Twilight make-up) is pretty stupid.

lol omg thats to funny! no i wouldntbe a fan of this lol just to umm wierd!

omg......... LMFAO!!!!!!!!! I WUDNT BE SUPRISED!!!!LOL

I wouldn't be very surprised either. :P

LMAO!! Hilarious!!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

god, just to be a dakota fanning wannabe, as if she hadn't accomplished that already, and, i love the tampons remark, both of yours!

Thanks. :)

OMG! twilgiht tampons had me!

thats sooo funny! love that! hahahahaha =)

i actually heard a rumor about that right around the time twilight came out...lol... i heard they were going to put the vamp pics on them and everything... so that everyone can have a little edward in them...lmao...omg... i actually googled it and found a fanfic were bella goes to stay at the cullens when its "her time" and she ran out, so alice sent emmett to go buy more... it was the funniest thing i had every read... omg... fanfic Emmett is absolutely hysterical!!! xD Bahahahhaha

i want to read it too... can you please send me a link ,thanx!

you know what?? I ALWAYS wondered what Edward did whenever Bella was on her period? Did he stay away from her?? Did it make it even harder to not kill her when he sang her to sleep?? Did he completely avoid her??

Yes! you must share....

Okay found it. Gracious....crazy chocolate eating Bella....Edward doesn't trust her to go to Walmart to grab some tampons while she's on her period. That's pretty much the funniest thing I've read all week....not including bella7's tampon suggestion however, which started this whole thing. Yay!

glad u liked it too!!!

Found it! Hahaha, hilarious.
""Guys shut up!" Edward said and then he turned to me" made me think about the commentary on the twilight dvd... "You guuuuuuys!"

So in my head he is saying like:
"You guuuuuuuys, shut uuuup!" Edward said with very high-pinched not-very-male-voice and then he turned to me.

LOL!

omg... too funny..... glad u all liked it!

i liked the tampon fight!!!! roflmao

Haha, me too!
And Emmett "trying on pads" at the drug store...
lol, can't stop laughing!

got email? or you can try to google it

people seriously! just google twilight tampons......... they wont let me post the link!!! if u cant find it let me know ur email......k?

Where did you read that? I want to read it, too... :P

got email? or try to google it

Thanks. I found it. And it was hilarious! :P

glad you liked it!

LINK! hahaha, i must read that :D i sounded hilarious :) lol!

email? or you can try to google it

LMAO!! You have seen the vampire tampon ad right? Check Letters To Twilight. I *think* it's still up there.

No I haven't *laughs* But I'm telling you stick Edwards face on them (Jacob would work too) I WOULD BE FIRST IN LINE TO BUY THEM!! HAHA)

someone made an ad for it?? haha *runs to look on letters to twilight for it*

LMAO!!!!! probably pads as well.

Yes, I bet there will also be Twilight pads. :P With a different Cullen or wolf on every one!

NOW THOSE COULD BE EDWARD SCENTED!!!!! HAHA

Ha! There could be Edward scented pads! Do you think they'd make a Jacob-scented version, too?! :P

haha well as weird as it would be to have twilight pads, they would need to please the wolf girls too! ;p;

I might start thanking Mother Nature a little more instead of cussing her out!! *laughs* I bet Tampax Pearl or Playtex or even Kotex would sponsor them if they made them!!!! If they were smart they would!!

that would be one way to make our monthly present fun :)

Haha!!! My hubs is just jealous!! *laughs* And I know!! I would buy them!!!

Yes, I can see it now: Twilight tampons, Team Edward and Team Jacob. In stores near you. Ha! :P

no way!! hes just amazing like that!! i bet so many guys are just jealous of how fast he shaped up lol one of my closest guy friends keeps saying he wants "lautner abs" hahaha

HAHA!! My husband keeps trying to tell me that he used steriods!! I don't think he did though.

thats a good way to incorporate him!!! yay!

Jacob would work too!! HAHA Jacob can be the super tampons!! Because he has massive muscles!! HAHA

Very possible!!! But I'm telling you!! The Edward Tampon Applicators would make a killing!!

Where do you go for letters to Twilight?

Yeah, they probably would. :P I really think someone will start selling those soon. :P

LMFAO!

What do you call a vampire's popsicle? A frozen used one of those!

Okay, I know that was bad, and very gross. Sorry!

You started it! LOL!

Ugh! I'm awful.

*runs away with head down*

what's next? Twilight vibrators?..lol

"introducing the new twilight vibrators in two neww colors; one's ice blue and sparkles; and the other is orange-red; with little flames on it...team edward girls can pick up the ice blue color vibrator on their way out to get that sparkly unicorn glow and the ice cold tingling feeling all over!
team jacob girls in need of some heat can get hot and feel that warm sensation inside with the orange-red flame vibrator...and if you are team switzerland; you can mix both fire and ice *wink* :), to get to heaven..all of these are currently on sale for the price of $19.99 each; and if you call now; we can drop in some special cookies for team edward fans; and glow-in-the-dark edward panties!.....lmaoooooooo

lol seriously! you know how many adult stores would be sold out? lmao! it so would n ot suprise me if they come out with something like this, if they have pads and tampons.. what elses next?

ROTFL!

not awful AT ALL! just f*ckin hilarious!!!!


*gasp*
OMG! just noticed the new avatar...
*giggles*

its ok dude

JP i dont know which im laughing harder at...

ur simpsons twilight avi or you gross sense of humor....?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

You're not awful beautiful!! You're hilarious!!!!!

LOL !!!

that was soo funny

YET GROSS

it looks like rob thinks good of it ha

Ha! You're hilarious. :P

HA! No you're hilarious!

Your comment was priceless, mine.....not so much. LOL!

Aw, thanks. :) *Blushes again*

Me or Jaypat?

I meant Jaypat at the time, but you (and your post) are hilarious, too. :)

aww thank you!! =D

Anytime. :)

Hahaha it's ok but that was hilarious!!!! ALL LITTLE GIRLS COVER YOUR EYES!! haha!! Thats a good one!!

That would be hilarious!! Twilight Tampons with Edwards Face on the applicator!! He can suck up all the blood!! Haha LMFAO. But really come on? Twilight Makeup? Really? I'm going to go to Mac and buy some makeup and stick a twilight sticker on it and sell it!!! This is a little much don't you think? *see's future of me buying all the twilight makeup* Haha jk I could see myself buying it maybe just like lip gloss, not a big makeup fan, I like earthy colors not pink.

You know, you probably really could do that sticker thing. How crazy is that? :P

I could!!! *here you go clueless little 10 year old, have some twilight makeup!!* Haha jk to any little ones here.

That's funny. :) I bet you could put a Twilight sticker on anything and then sell it.

Have you seen the Twilight Candles? Someone freakin took a 99 cent candle and put a picture of Edward on it and sold it on Ebay saying it smells like Edward!!!

That would be nice.. A girl can dream!!

haha and the sad thing is, it would probably work!! id never need a job again!!! :)

That is exactly what Bella7 and I were saying!!

hmmmm . . . i should stick twilight stickers on random things in order to sell them so that i can buy more twilight stuff!!

haha jkjk

It was like 10 bucks!!!

I know!! My niece asked for one for X-mas and I was like no they don't!! And she pulled it up and showed me!! I was like that's rediculous Stephanie!! I'm sure it's not really scented!! Her mom got it for her anyway, it smells like nothing!!

woah! are you serious?? thats insane!! did it sell for a lot?

Holy crap! Are you serious? That's just insane.

Ok so I have a question for EVERYONE!!! Am I the only one who checks for updates on this website about 50 times an hour?? Lmao

Youre not alone, sister :) The F5 button is used ALOT.

Another Q; How many have this site as (or one of) their homepage(s) on their home computer? :) count me as one!

No, but that's a great idea! I'm sure the hubby will just love logging on to New Moon news...I love that he puts up with me :)

i dooo,

nope dude were all here with ya :D

Ok good *laughs* My husband looks at me like I am crazy sometimes!! *laughs*

I think just about everyone does.... How do you think people get first replies on posts?

(My twilight baby)^^^ Well.. You do have a point there *laughs* I could do that but I have a little girl to take care of. I just put her to sleep so she is ok now but I am busy during the day but I check every chance I get *laughs*

haha twilight tampons: "they will suck up the blood" lol

ROFL
Hmm I think I shall make an exception with those...

lol that was really funny!!!! lmao

hahaha. nice slogan for the twilight tampons campaign! very catchy. hehehehe =)

awesome awesome! =)

ROTFLMAO
hahahahahaha!! OMG that's so hilarious
*keeps ROTF*

Thats so disturbing...

and i have to do this here sorry....

whos addicted to FF???? i have a new and freaking fantastic ff written by a group of gals from nmm.org itself!! send me ur email and ill send u the link!! :D

Could you send meehh it?

BryannaLin @gmail.com

i am a fanfic addict..here's my email ..iasis19@yahoo.com

come on 5ctbauble; hook your vamp sis up..i can already feel the aching burn in my throat; i need it like i need air to breathe..lmaoooo

after that speech...i may just send it to you twice LOL!!!

ill hook u up babe ;)

YES *squeals*...lmao...yes you can be my distributor..lol

lmao @wolf pack karma sutra, sham wow, and sparkle condoms..ahaha..love it

oh we have sooooo many more products but im losing track!!

RMG is my business partner but shes been mia for a bit....

and u will love doing business with us ;)

this is the new product/merchandise they might come up with next..lol

"introducing the new twilight vibrators in two neww colors; one's ice blue and sparkles; and the other is orange-red; with little flames on it...team edward girls can pick up the ice blue color vibrator on their way out to get that sparkly unicorn glow and the ice cold tingling feeling all over!
team jacob girls in need of some heat can get hot and feel that warm sensation inside with the orange-red flame vibrator...and if you are team switzerland; you can mix both fire and ice *wink* :), to get to heaven..all of these are currently on sale for the price of $19.99 each; and if you call now; we can drop in some special cookies for team edward fans; and glow-in-the-dark edward panties!.....lmaoooooooo

wow if you had been following mine and RMGs discussions last month u would have realized that we are the queens of twilight merchanidising...

shamwow sheets, sparkle condoms, wilfed cream, wolf pack kama sutra, flavored and scented wallpaper of ur fave characters..etc etc etc!! its all heavenly those products!!!

but i do like ur product too!! can we become ur distributors...?

aww thankks babe...i know you got my back...i miss talking to you and the others on here too..

*blows kisses*

sorry...we're always in twitter instead these days....

Aww baby, you're promoting our fanfic!!

It will be so embarrasing if I write a bad chapter =( LOL

You could never write a bad chapter!! and its my mission to post a shout out of NW? on every nmm post! :D

I am. I love that website. Looking forward to reading it if you send me the link. runnerchick19852002@yahoo.com. Everyone here is hilarious. Twilight tampons and the sad thing is girls would probably buy them especially if they had Rob's face plastered all over them. Scary thought.

i'd like it!
sdona89@yahoo.com

Hey 5ctB

You pimping us out now???? Great Job!!!

LMAO

Yes please!
klrichards@eastlink.ca

Thanks!

i love ff(:

erm i can only get it to you if you provide an email...

no links or names in here in case of the kiddies

i don't think there are any kiddies under eight and unless there are graphic photos they could see, i mean, the have sisters or moms right? (omg if you mom passed away or something i am so so so sorry for making that remark)

by kiddies i mean anyone under 18.

These ff's are not for innocent eyes! and no there is no graphic pictures...(yet?) but it is our responsibility to promote the story in a responsible manner.

I'm interested. fullviewphoto@live.com

Thanks! I've been looking for some ff, but haven't really known where to find it.

woohooo yes people you should read it!!!!

arent u supposed to be getting ur beauty sleep atm!?

Ooops!! Busted!

LOL umm yeah...just had to see what was new in here.
and had to back you up with promoting the FF *smiles widely*

now for real..night Bauble!! Tweet ya later! LOL

sure i would like to c it

and ur email...?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was excellent!!!!!!!!!! I need to pee now!!!!! geeeeez!!!!

u need to go potty lol

Tee hee! You're awesome :)

Who's awesome?

You! That was hilarious.

Oh. Thank you. :) *Blushes*

and thank you bella7 for anckolging (spelling error) my slogan lol

No problem. :)

awwww :(

You're pretty awesome too *pats on back*

You're awesome, too! You came up with the slogan for the crazy product that I came up with. :)

who?

Ha ha. I bet someone will steal that idea now. :P

Done and done! I just posted a bunch of Eco friendly, handmade, Twilight Tampons in my etsy shop.

*waits for money to roll in*

Seriously?

No! Ha ha ha! But I guess if there is a demand I could be willing to do a custom order! Yeah... probably not.

Oh. Well that's good. Twilight tampons would be a little weird. :P

i know darn them darn them to the volturi lol... god when will they stop with all of this crap?

I doubt this crazy stuff will go away (for quite some time, anyway); Twilight keeps getting more popular. Which isn't a bad thing, don't get me wrong, but this kind of stuff is a little too much.

yea it is too much haha ... sometimes i miss it wasnt so popular and not so nerdy :(

i guess you haven't saw the bandaids.

Yeah, I miss the good old days, too. And all this goofy stuff is making Twilight look kind of nerdy. Someone please make it stop! I want the old, not-so-nerdy Twilight days back...

Top 20?

Sorry to say...it looks like cheap tween garbage. Just another tactic to get more money.

Agree 100%. Guaranteed to give you skin break outs and other mysterious rashes.

I don't know, I don't know... I really don't know...

um...I DO know. I can tell you if you want ;)

Lol

You always know, you naughty!! LOL

4th? haha
love the make up!

omg i love that volturi pink :D its such a pretty color

7th? haha.... o jeez more merchandise yuck

no more merchandise!!!!

me too me too i need it!!!! im third yay

Love your avi!!! You're a brown face!! YAY! LOL

hahaha second!!!!!
oh and love the makeup ;).

ur not second!

oh no the merchandise horror returns ^^

ROFLMAO!!

keep your money away from Sumsh*t and partners!

haha good one :D

haha run away! from the dreaded chepy makeup tht 10 yearolds will buy!!!

i love being a girl!!

will buy them LOL

im telling you TWILIGHT is ripping me off !

damn them

damn me for my addiction

yeah, I understand. I got some looks in my Team Jasper shirt thismorning at the shops. I felt like saying to them, 'you wouldnt understand, Its a twilight thing'. Old f@rts.

I hope they have other color palettes. I'm looking for more of a earthy-toned Bella look. Rosalie's bright pink sh*t doesn't work for me...

::bats eyelashes::

<3 <3 <3

Yeah, who wants to look like rosalie/ nikki right???
hehehe.
Hot pink, nah, thanks anyway. I know make up and those colours will only suit 20% of the population, and most are under 13!!!

you're right i was thinking that, i mean i like pink, its my birth color but not as makeup

need "earthy-toned" lol =)

i completely understand!!! i have so much twilight stuff that i don't use, but love! (and just love to look at)

I rarely wear makeup, but i have a feeling this will be in my purse, when i use it. oh wait, isn't there a twilight purse yet? i have a tote bag, but i want somethign with zippers to protect my twilight goods!

and then there are like three things i use all the time, the pillowcases, the blankets, and the movie of course.

They must be making trillions off of people like me! how about a rebate program to buy more?

hahaahahaha we all hav a problem :) but plz dont buy the makeup

yr right, i would rather spend the money on something useful, like a shirt or special edition something.

their u go girl! or guy idk haha

its okay dude look at my usernamae :D

interesting...

I want it!

1st time being first:)

Congrats on. Your first 1st!!

congrats love. Its fun hey?

Yes, it's fascinating how happy something so little can make you!

Congratulations! =)

*throws confetti*

throws eggs?

Nah, confetti... she is first. I don't want to hurt her... but if you want to throw eggs to her...be my guest!!

*grabs popcorn * LOL

rite i will not be b@tch haha **grabs penguins**

ROFL!!!

You're so mean!! LOL

haha i know :)

congrats :)