The lack of illumination wasn't enough to hide that dreamy man! :P

I'm so jealous right now of those makeup girls... being able to touch HIS face! *swoon*

When he finishes shoothing this movie?

If I had this job, I don't think I'll ever complain if there's overtime, take sickies...vacation?who needs em. I'll probably be early to work everyday too!

Check out this pic it screams robsten! the other two may aswell not be there!

http://everglowmedia.net/gallery/displayimage.p...

Hehehehe!

She's looking right to his lips! :O

Oh, I just noticed Tay and Ash LOL
I love Rob and Kris...that's what you call chemistry!

A picture is worth a thousand words isn't it?

Off-topic but...

So I sit down to start reading WA for the first time. I'm thinking I will read 1 chapter and then go to bed.

THAT WAS 4 HOURS AGO!!!!

You ladies have gotten me addicted! Soooooooooooooooo great!

Welcome to the club. Powered through 44 chapters this weekend. I'm exhausted .... and think I need a cigarette.

Tell me about it.

Just when I start to get comfortable and convince myself I'm reading just another book...BAM!!

Cold shower definitely needed this "morning!"

Bwahahaha...you should've known...I was like that, I started thinking ok, this is just another fanfic...but since then my life has NEVER BEEN THE SAME! LMAO

It's now 4 AM...

I'm not going to make it into work tomorrow :)

Ch 13... here I come!

5 AM...

Oh girl I hope you're in bed now! lol

Finally closed the computer at 8:30!!

This is not healthy but it's so dam* good!!!

Off-topic but..

So I sit down to start reading WA for the first time. I'm thinking 1 chapter and then I'll go to bed.

THAT WAS 4 HOURS AGO!!!!!

You ladies have gotten me addicted. I f***ing love this shit!!

Hahahaha! I just noticed...that first video...first he's biting his hand...again...and then he's tapping his leg, like he always does..but it looks very, well lets just say it looks like he's doing something else...something dirty hahaha!

Hmm, what an interesting job...

You'd get to spray Robert Pattinsons face,
touch Robert Pattinsons face making sure the sweat looks juuust right,
spray Robert Pattinsons shirt and maybe make it a little too sweaty so that Robert will have to go back to his trailer & change his shirt...
and maybe you get to with him and help him unbutton his wet shirt...
and since his shirt is already off might as well unbutton & take Roberts pants off too so they can match with his new shirt, duh!
and since you already have Robert shirtless & pant less maybe you also get to....


**shakes head**

um...yeah, I neeed this job!


Lol

Gawd...how do I apply??
That's what you call a dream job!

lol i love it!!! i want that job too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um, thanks...got a little carried away with the thought of working on Rob. oops I meant WITH Rob!

Lol

Yeah, WE know what you mean!!!

hey guyZz can i ask s.th??????? did he wear the black bracelet???????????

New pic of Edward from the upcoming New Moon calendar, unf

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_frjCPpXN_Us/SnZV_ErO2...

and other photos

http://robertpattinsonunlimited.com/gallery/dis...

wish they'd stop making J/B look like a couple,we've read the books so doubt anyone's falling for that

wow...thanks for the post!! robert looks amazing!!!

http://c2.api.ning.com/files/F2rcNV1YfnN28GkKq5...

Don't know if you guys have already seen this, but I just think Rob and Kristen look so cute in this pic from Comic Con!! =)
GOOOO Team Robsten! ;)

i love taylors expression he looks all sad like "damn i wish she looked at me like that" it makes my heart ache seeing him like that. lol i always go for the Underdog *no pun intended* lol

This is the creepiest thing ever!
Rob and Kris's faces morphed together. (I guess Nessie would look like this w/ a wig on if she was real) lmao

http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/0/0/10107...

That's disgusting way to photo-shopped.

Hopefully Nessie won't have stubble!

LOL!! That is hilarious!! And kind of creepy too!! Poor Nessie if she looks like that!!!!

Poor Jacob if he had to imprint on that. lol

if he had to imprint on that, he would probably run the other way screaming like a girl!!! LMAO!!

LMAO!!!
That'd be SO funny.

Watching Jacob imprint on that morphed mess and running away w/ a horrified girly squeal!

too funny!!!! That put a funny mental pic in my head!!!
Wolf jumps off cliff....screams like a girl, plops into water, runs back to top of cliff...over and over!! poor wolves!!!

LOL to fugly!!! The suicide rate amongst werewolves would increase tenfold. Imagine being stuck with fugly FOREVER????!!!

They'd all start jumping off of cliffs for very different reasons. lol

ROFL!!!
If that happened all the wolves would be like, good lord I hope I don't imprint........
They would all go yelping & running down the road with their tail between their legs!!!

Lol
Awww...

Poor Jake. All the other wolves would tease him about how his soulmate is fugly.

lol this pic is hilarious....kstew w/ rob's beard! but yah i guess if th epic was more refined then it would look good :)

Oh man, I go to bed and this is what happens...I miss EVERYTHING haha...God he looks sexy all wet and shiny! Rawrrr!
And WA updated! So many things to do..so lilttle time lol

that is why I stay awake 24/7!!! I don't miss anything then!!

If I did I'd have to hold my eye lids with toothipcks haha.
But I just don't have any luck..this always happens to me...damn time difference!
Well at least I had a wonderful morning :)

I like positive thinking!! I'm just kidding, I don't stay awake 24/7, but i probably only sleep about 4-5 hours a night. Just can't sleep longer than that!!! Any morning with Rob is a good morning!!! ; )

Ok, this is off subject, but I need your girls help!
Ok, here it goes, my brother's first college basketball game and the midnight showing of New Moon is on the same night, what should I do? I mean, I could always go to a normal showing of New Moon, but I've been planning to go this showing for months now! But I love my brother and it's really important to him.... NEED YOUR HELP GIRLS!
lol. I think I know what you girls will say. Btw, the game is Chicago, so....

Oh my GOD! That is such a conundrum...

Hmmmm.... his game isn't going to be on at midnight though - can't you do both?

You could say to him that you'll be legging it after the game and so he won't expect you to be seeing him after, just before.

Is it just you who would be there? I mean if your parents or other siblings are going you could always make an excuse and say you had promised a girlfriend that you'd go to this thing with her and she bought tickets so....

I adore my brothers but I think if my mom was going to be there, at his game, I would go to New Moon.

Yeah, that's what people keep saying that I could go to both, but I live in Springfield, mo and the game's in Chicago, so, yeah, that'd be impossible. lol.
But I juist talked to him and he's pissed that I would even compare those two things, so I'll probably have to go to the game :( He doesn't understand how important it is to a Twi nerd to go to a midnight showing. lol.
My Mom and Dad and probably some of my sisters will be there, but for some reason it's really important that I'm there.

OK, maybe this isn't what you expect, but here's my two cents:

Your brother's first college game is something you can't watch live at a later date, and that's just the way it is. I suspect that he's aware of your Twilight addiction? Not only will you show him how proud you are and how much you love him by going to his game, but he'll see the sacrifice you're willing to make in doing so.

Having said that, I can't imagine the game will go past midnight, will it? Do both! :D

Seriously, the movie will still be in theatres, your brother's disappointment isn't worth it.

**Steps off soapbox**.

Good luck! :)

**hugs snowyhedwig**

Thanks! You see, ok, here's why I cannot do both, I live in MO and the game's in Chicago, like I said. And you're right, I can't miss out on his first ever game. Thank you, you were alot of help!

I felt really stupid having to write on here. lol. I'm a total Twilight nerd! :D

aww, thx for the hug! Don't feel bad about writing on here, we're ALL Twi-nerds... you're in safe company!

Sad, to be sure, I'm not sure how far apart MO & Chicago are (I'm up here in Canada, not quite close enough to Vancouver, dammitt..) - but that's OK... like i said, the movie will still be there the next night.

LOL - take him as a post-game celebration!! (NOT... hubby liked Twilight, for my first time for NM, am going with the BFF.... the FEMALE bff, of course - he can see it later... so no, don't take brother to your first time watching NM, that would just be.... weird... O.O ROFL

LOL! I would have to drag him into the theatre! lol.

AMAZING WA CHAPTER!!!!!!!!

Im so such a dork it made cry at end. lol
And the beginning...ummm....yeah... *Delighted pervert smile*

There's still the epilogue right?!

And I just discovered that TO has a new chapter, too! Yay, my beautiful bast*rd's back... what a perfect ending to the day - WA and TO... two of my favourite addictions, with some Rob pics & video on top! :D

yeah, what is TO??? Inquiring minds want to know.....

TO is The Office
Lotssss of lemons and all that good stuff us fanfic addicts like lol

you can never have too many lemons!!! OOOO!! So citrusy!!!

well thats my motto from now on especialy if edward and me *oopps i mean bella or whatever* is involved in those lemons lol

I think we would all like to be involved in a lemon with edward!!!! Sighs!! Swoons!! I <3 Edward!! And Rob too!!

Oh, TO is a great ff!

I was looking all over to find out where you wrote this. I hope they fix the email reply thing soon, cause this is way too confusing!! I will check it out, I am so addicted....shakes head....phones FFA (Fanfictionanonymous) they're on their way to help me!!!!

STOP!

**reaches out and takes phone out of UR's hand**

you don't really want help, do you? What if they make you see "the error of your ways", and help you kick the ff habit? Think of all of the different Edwards you will miss out on!!

It's madness to let them "help" you! Madness, I say!! LOL

LMAO!! your right. Gee, slaps self in the head. That was a close one. I would go insane without my edward's!!! I need edward. Looks around with shifty sparkly eyes.....
Thanks for the intervention!! what was I thinking????

I think I'm going to bed now. I need my sleep! Ttyl!

okay!! TTFN!! Maybe I'll see you tomorrow!! As usual, I have enjoyed spending the evening with you!!!!

Why do you want help for a ff addiction? It's hopeless. :) I've read like fifty of them, and am still hooked.

you can get reply to comments from your email. But for some reason it's been broken for the last few days. And I miss that feature big time. I am spending a lot of time looking for comments!!
I know it's hopeless, but i need help!!!! Oh wait, duh!!! That's why i talk to you!!! Yay, I have a support group!!!!

What's TO?

Sorry, had to go read it, I'm back - TO = The Office... Beautiful B*stard is one of my favourite forms of Edward, it's so worth the read... if you haven't read it yet, what are you waiting for? Over on ff... :D

I'll check it out.
Im reading one right now that I don't think will get very lemony but is a good story still. lol

you want lemons, then TO is DEFINITELY for you... enjoy!! :D

fine, I'll read nine fanfics at the same time!! your feeding my addiction, lol!!!

Only NINE?!?

ROFL, i wish my list was that low... thank Edward for author & story-alert emails on ff, or I'd be hooped trying to remember who & what I'm reading...

and so then, one of my fave authors does an entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest, and I love me some Tattward, and am now reading a bunch of THOSE...

ff = my heroin, the addiction is only less then my addiction for Rob/Edward... O.O

I seriously need to find or start a twelve-step program. I ate a fudgicle, chocolate and If I had 1,000,000 Flavours ice cream for supper. That can NOT be healthy.... but it meant that i didn't have to cook & stop reading or being on nmm.org... I think i may need professional help! :D

I used to live in deadmonton!! Moved here 2 yrs ago.

Throws snowy some rob confetti for being my new twi-friend!!
It was nice to meet you and i will see you another time!! Have some pleasant Darkward dreams!!

I have to reply up here to your Ag comment way down there since there are no reply buttons...
I started reading kind of late too!! But once I started I was soooo hooked. I read for 29 hours straight(which i might add was really stupid of me)!! I had the most massive headache after that!! your lucky your dh understands, mine doesn't!! I tried explaining this whole thing to him and he was shaking his head and asking what exactly I was talking about....sighs, but hey he pimps rob to me all the time!! Buys me mags and stuff cause he knows I LOVE rob!! LOL!

Not too far from me, Deadmonton here. (sorry, as a former Calgarian, it's my duty to make fun of the city in which I currently reside...LOL)

yay, a new twi-bud!!! my world's slowy expanding... ROFL
and we have a long weekend, too - yay us!!

hmmm. think i actually better think about heading to bed soon... kids are in Calgary with the grandparents, hubby is upstairs.... ;)

Cool!! Fellow albertan!!! I am at Wetaskiwin. I like adding people who have similar interests to mine to my friends so that i can talk to them again!! So I am happy to have you as a twi-friend!! I am too distracted to remember who I talk to here.....

UR, I can't reply to your comment down there... yup, i'm a Canuck... LOL - thx for following me, u r too kind... i'm from Alberta, too! small world, huh? :)

maybe i should have said not many of us here.....

fellow canadian??? Yay!! There don't seem to be many of us!!!

I don't really want help, but I like that at least here when I talk to people about FF they don't look at me like I have nine heads......or at least if they do I don't know about it!!! I have one friend who used to think I was CRAZY because of my "addiction" but I git her hooked now too!! Ha Ha

LOL - yeah, let's start a support group.
**stands up, looking around shyly. Clears throat nervously...**
"Hello, my name is SnowyHedwig. I am addicted to Rob/Edward and fanfic... and suffer from OCD, FF ADD and general robsession... My problem is, I don't WANT help!!"

LOL, I am so with you!! Food what the heck is that??? I am glued all of my nonworking hours to my computer. I can't read to many at once, cause i get too easily distracted!! I suffer from FF ADD!! And i'm addicted toRob/Edward and fanfic about the same amount!! I think we should start an inhouse nmm support group for ourselves!!!

i think it made us all cry.... and yep there's still the epi!! Can't wait to read it, but will be sad it's over.

I think we are all going to be sad its over I cried more with WA then I did with the twilight saga or whatever lol twilight seems like a kids book compared to Wide Awake

Thanks!! I love the eyes too!! They dazzle me!! Have you read LYIO??? It is a really great story. It has quarterback edward.

no but i would like to sounds intersting.

learn you inside out on ff!

Me too. Actually WA had me so emotional!! Laughing, crying, scared, worried, etc. And Twilight is a kids book compared to WA!! AG is incredible. I love that she did this from her heart. You can tell by reading it. It's like getting the best gift ever every time I read it!!

I feel the same way! lol
Im so sad its going to be over soon, i dont think ill be able to ever enjoy the twilight movies because it will just remind me of WA and nothing compares to WA
I think AG should get an award for her fanfic and dedication to it
Hell! she should get every damn award there is! lol

oh by the way, I love your AV!!!

And don't you think AG's characters are amazing?? I love Darkward and Bella!! I like Darkward more than Twiward!! The crazy thing is, I've been reading a lot of fanfics and find myself liking the fanfic characters better than the twilight ones!! I love quarterback edward and dark edward!!

Darkward = epic win. I agree, AG has done a brilliant job. She could change the names and publish WA if she were so inclined - I'd totally buy it. Just amazing stuff... I got so invested in it that I'd stay up for hours reading her stuff... getting 3-4 hours of sleep. I only found it when she was on chapter 42, so there was lots to read...

When I explained unicorns to DH, he actually understood! Wow. Gotta love a hubby who respects an ff addiction... LOL

BTW, I love your avi, too, his eyes are one of my favourite body parts to obsess about **oops... I mean, admire from afar...LOL**

I love dark edward!! i like it rough i guess lol
ive read a few fanfics and the characters just some more real to me and that makes me like them more.
oh and love your Avi too. *sigh* those eyes. lol

ok, I just found the answer to my previous question to you down here. Yea, still the epi! Everyone was acting like it was all over but I didn't feel like it was all resolved. I don't know, I am always one to build up then be disappointed. Don't get me wrong, I really liked it, I just... I don't know... wanted something more I guess... maybe in the epi, I shouldn't comment until all is ended I guess. There were some great new quotes for our business though! BTW I had someone interested in making a tee shirt purchase earlier. Too bad we aren't doing this business for real, I think we would make a killing pimping it on here!

ha ha, I am talking to Twiroxsox and she just told me it was her trying to buy a t!!! LMAO!!! too funny!!

Yep, it was her! Our first real customer. We will have to frame the first dollar bill and hang it on our imaginary wall! haha

LOL. Our first sale!! We are already doing better than expected in our "business"" I just said to her we should make some merch for ourselves!! She reminded me that I made us some Rob clones yesterday!! Patticakes version 1 & 2!! Would you like a clone too?? You could have a patticakes version 3!!

LOL!!! No kidding!!

I am listening to her playlist for 52 right now. It was hilarious, when I found out it was up I literally went into the guest room and it all comfortable for reading! I turned on the lamp and turned off the fan light, I stacked up the pillows, grabed a soft blanket, and curled up to read it from my phone. I always read fanfic from my phone, it just seems more personal that way or something, plus I can get cozy and do it!

i want to buy myself one of those little notepad computers so I can have some privacy when I'm swooning over fanfic, and Rob and stuff.

That is seriously all that I use my Iphone for, reading fanfic and checking nmm.org. I have to charge the battery like three times a day because I am on it so much, and I don't mean making calls! haha Oh, and I also use the picture/photo album because any Rob pics that are posted on here I take a pic of them from my phone so that I can go back and swoon whenever I want! LOL

Yay epi!!!!

I know it's really sad.
What are we all going to do w/ our sad lives now? lol

well. after the epi it's only another 3 1/2 months til new moon???

Ugh!

3 1/2 months are like an eternity to me still!
Blast me and my impatient ways! lol

they will go by fast!! And then yay!! More lovely peeps to swoon over!! Yay!!!

have u guys seen this photo of rob?

blackhaired rob from little ashes...too hot to handle :)) and his eyes got greener too !!

http://twitpic.com/chhzw

I'm still feeling guilty over your "only a man" posting. But I think you've made it up to me with this picture. I've saved it to my desk top.

I'm a closet goth and him with that black hair... Those green eyes... The rosy red cheeks... That sweet lovable smile... UNICORN!!!!

I'm shaking now and need to rest after that.

Thanks. That photo is too cute for words. I've immediately saved it to my bursting to overflowing Rob/Edward picture folder. I love the dark hair and I agree his green eyes are really vibrant. Sometimes they look blue like he's a chameleon.

I loved Little Ashes too.

i loved little ashes too... Rob is so damn beautiful in there..
for the first time in my life, i watched man on man love scene and i didnt feel sick, i enjoyed seeing rob there :)

um wow!! I like that. He always looks good. Wish I could pull that off, lol!

He makes me smile :)

i love love watching rob in motion. his awkwardness and even his nervous gestures are adorable and yet behind all those moves, i cant help but feel a bit guilty and sad for our beloved rob. watching him just makes you feel as if everything that's happening is quite overwhelming to him and yet he still strives so hard and tries his very best to make everything look alright.........

here's another heartugging video from just FP aptly titled, "only a man", you've got to watch this guys ~~

http://thinkingofrob.wordpress.com/2009/08/02/m...

Wow, amazing video, thx for putting up the link... truly well put together!

I'm already reeling from being emotional over WA and now you hit me with this!?!? I feel so guilty now for going to the set to just get a glimpse of the man, hopping from bar to bar in hopes of catching a drunken Rob to take back to his hotel room to ensure no one would molest him, ok, so he could, um, um... I feel like a horrid retch for bothering him for a simple autograph.

*bliks back tears. Considers getting rid of Rob's autographed GQ mag as a means for clemency*

What the heck! This guilt feeling better be gone tomorrow when I wake up.

*smacks face*

How could I even THINK about getting rid of Rob's "love Rob scribble"

*grabs mag from protected plastic cover/places on pillow next to me*

Good night!

hey, don't feel guilty :) just be happy that you got lucky and got to meet the man !! and must take good care of that precious gq mag :))

you know robert pattinson is the hottest man alive when hundreds of us would immediately sign up just to spray him

ahhh...
how lucky it must be to be rob

Haha.. It's so awkward seeing Rob ride ride a bike.. lol.. just doesn't fit.. haha

that girl was just looking for excuses to spritz him over and over.

seriously, but why are all the good jobs taken? Where can I put in my application to do THAT! lol

Did anyone else catch the last few seconds of the video where he was rocking back and forth with the bike?

Now I can just imagine if the bike wasn't there, he was horizontal, ummmm

brb

lol

haha wawaw straight to the gutter...mm I'm there already.. BTW the back and forward movement..eh yeah well he was actually remembering me (:P) ...lol ;)

You really are a naughty Teacher! Ok I'm going back to work.

ummm don't work him too hard

You know I can't promise that. LOL

This is the best night ever! First WA update and now this! Very good dreams tonight, I'm going to bed happy!

Night everyone!

omg...*puts hand in the left part of the chest aka heart* feels dizzy...
OMG!! THIS GUY IS A WALKING CRIME, it is really a crime to be so freakn HOT, sexy, sweet, waww can't speak anymore........I'm I'm.... I fainted.... X

here is some a^^ candy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ypCnYECfp0

Just as I was coming down from WA's final chapter, you heat me back up again! Crap!

I missed eating dinner to read WA and now you're keeping me from bed with visions of Rob's butt dancing in my head.

I'm never gonna eat or sleep because of you people here in nmm.

Well, at least I've lost 4 lbs this week, saw sweaty Rob pics/video, read WA and finally got some British bang'n Robbie bootie!

Life is good *sigh*

mmm *yummy* thanks! :)

welcome

OMG! Just when I was cooling down. You naughty Teacher you! The bum shot from the New Moon Edward/Bella reunion where he's got those tight black pants on and his bum crack is showing ever so slightly - that's my favourite. Love the song - I want to do bad things to you - LOL.

Thanks for sharing. Now I've seriously got to lower my temperature and get some work done! Chucks a bucket of ice down my top.

you are so welcome baby girl!!!!

Yes it's me again - wagging work, sneeking around making sure no one's looking. Can Rob please call me baby girl? Note to myself - Look woman you need to calm down - your top is saturated!

lol

WA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

52

I start school tomorrow!!!! Blah!!!! And I was grounded for the last week of my summer break...that's why I haven't been on!!

I'll comment some more when I get the time...which is gonna be terribly hard to get now a days.....it just sucks...school just sucks....being grounded just sucks....life sucks..then ya die.....yadda..yadda....yadda..blah..blah..poop on toast...wow...that didn't sound depressing at all.

About the post---Rob you look amazingly hott in a suit...and your smile has YET to NOT dazzle me...

I feel yu!!!! But I don't go back to skool for like two weeks!!

Awwe!....miss ya Cactus!

Schoo huh?...WOW that's early!....LOL

you think you have it bad.... I am a teacher...I start tomorrow

lol

Rah, my school doesn't start until the 18th! I have an in service on the 17th then kids come on the 18th. We are leaving for a cruise this Thursday. One last hurrah before school starts! Guess I feel lucky that I still have a little time to mess around! Good luck tomorrow, I hate the beginning and the end of the school year, both are so hectic and waste so much time. Anyways, my thoughts are with ya!

Your back. I was just mentioning in a comment how cute your avatar is. Work sucks too. I feel your pain.

me? yea but the kids come on Friday so it isn't too bad. Next week I will be feeling the Rpatzz withdrawl

WA is updated!!!!!!!!

finally! *heads over to read it*

OME!! THAT was AMAZING!!

Wasn't that just effing awesome!!! WA IS THE BEST DAMNED THING EVER!!!

It really was incredible. I knew AG would wrap it up right!! I totally trusted that she would do something amazing, and of course she did!!!!!

I honestly think Wa is better written then twilight and the ending chapter was way better then the way BD ended

*taps Team_Paris on shoulder*
I agree with you...WA is better than Twilight...it has way more substance and definition of character. And BA Edward is soooo much hotter!

It is better...ducks head, please don't beat me with a BD book anyone!!!! It's just my opinion!! I can't wait to see what she does with the epilogue!! it should be amazing!!!

OK.
A. I would never laugh at you...only with you
B. I am going to go read your review when I get off of here
C. Thank you Thank you for my clone!! Work extra hard on him so that he is just right *goes to USPS website to calculate shipping from Canada*
D. $2 would be awesome!! $1 for each of us!! Now we only have to make $3 so Trish can have one...even though she hasn't been around... where is that girl anyway...
E. Peddle away
F. I just now actually watched this video (even after commenting about WA on it all night) and oh my gosh, lucky freaking girls! Not only did they spray but they got to wipe his cheek and nose and chin. I think he kind of hated the whole thing though, it looked like he was ready to be done for the night. I loved his little quark where he was like sucking on his arm a bit... I am sure it tasted mighty good! ;)
G. I am really going now so... bye!

Ha Ha!!! Sorry it took me a while to find you!! I will send you only the best quality patticake! I know about the spray girls. Why couldn't I do that??? I bet I could get him to enjoy it!!!! I could whisper some suggestions to him at the same time!!!
Happy reading of my monster review and have a good night!! Chow jenna!!!

I was going to go look for it. Is your name on there the same?

spunkedward, page 8 of reviews, don't laugh at me, please.....

Well, looks like we have some pretty stiff compition for our tees. Eternity_With_Edward just sent me these links for some cool ones. If we jump on it we may be the first to make WA stuff though!

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/twilight_tshirt-2358913...

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/since_1901_tshirt-23555...

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/date_with_edward_tshirt...

did you see the review I left for AG???

i've seen these before. There are a lot of good ones on cafe press too!! But yeah, could you imagine some of the awesome WA ones!! We would bust that up!! And would get rich too!!

I hate having to reply to the wrong comment due to lack of reply boxes! Anyway, I get what your saying now! *blushes* Anyway... another quote for the tees! haha Here is one more... "You never giggle at a rooster...ever" Hmmm, this word replacement makes it a little less effectual... oh well!

yeah, that was a good one too!! Blushes back!!

How about:
No one appreciates a tree trunk.

Unless there are mounds in front of it. LOL

Yes, it was perfectly executed! I'm fully sated and off to bed...hopefully I'll have some good BA Edward dreams courtesy of chapter 52.
*wiggles eyebrows*
I LOVE YOU AG...WHOEVER YOU ARE!

i agree... it was so worth the wait....
hmmm... kids at my parents for a week... hubby upstairs... beautiful rob pics & video... and WA Edward... I think I need to go spend some "quality time" with hubby... ;)

I know!!!! Totally worth an extra day of waiting for it!

Um, I am again writing the mother of all reviews!! I need a few minutes to honour AG!! And then I'll come and talk to ya!!!!

Ok, I had to search all over God's green earth to find a reply box to you! LOL Uh... Rob clone... sign me up Duh!!! I get half price since I am your business partner right?!? You are one busy girl with all of your projects! You are truly one to be admired! haha I am off to bed, you always make it on here so late that I can't stay too long :( I tend to check in throughout the day then sit for about two hours each night. Wow, that sounded pathetic. I guess I better enjoy it for now before school starts back up and it is back to the real world! talk to you tomorrow. Keep drumming up business for us!

you only have to pay for shipping!! I am doing all the lab work on the clones myself, so they will be absolutely perfect!!! LOL!

I might be here a little earlier tomorrow. depends how long my real life interferes with this one!!!
Yeah, you won't have as much time once school starts!!
And I will keep peddling our wares!! Maybe by tomorrow we'll make $2.00!!

Hmm, well then I'll get one of them to lock me up in a padded room with them. I wouldn't mind. LOL!

You were talking about how hot our army would be. Lol!
Dang, and I thought one, or two, or three was bad. **Shakes head back and forth to get rid of the mist**

but I would still like a whole army of clones!!!!!!!!!!! I got so lost after the finger/hand comment!! I love those parts!! I have a finger/hand patticakes fetish!! And I'm proud to admit that!! Waves banner proclaiming my finger/hand love!!!!

see?? An army might be dangerous to our fragile mental health!!!

I love sick days! You get to sleep late! :]
Well did you throw away the gum yet? lmao!
If not we can make an army!!!!

oh yeah, we could definitely benefit from a whole army of patticakes!! Sigh!! That would be...awesome!!!

An Army of tall, lanky, good looking guys with great hair, a cute crooked smile, beautiful eyes, amazing hands and fingers....

uh what was i talking about.....waiting for the fog to clear.....

What's not to love? lol

They are patticakes!! They are perfect and lovable in every way!!!!

We have actually. You cloned Rob yesterday, remember?

I can sorta understand it. Lol! I did the same thing when I asked for your email, so we're even now.

I'm glad someone here understands me!!!

I think h i r might be interested in a clone. Dang, I am so busy with all these side businesses! I might need a sick day tomorrow from my real life just to catch up with my imaginary one!!!! LOL

I can't forget that!! Yay!! Patticakes version 1 & 2. I love those guys!!!

Glad you find me amusing! LoL! I wanted a shirt that says Summit Sucks....
**tries to stop laughing**

okay, i just read what i wrote and holy crap it looks dyslexic.....do you know what I was trying to say????

Summit sucks like a dyson??? LOL!! That is just so funny!!! I am still giggling to myself ; P
Maybe we should make our own stuff, for ourselves and then order them, for ourselves!! I would totally go for some of our ideas!!

LMAO! That someone was me!!

LMAO!! You would like to purchase a t from our little business!!!! ROFLing!!! That is so mothafurring funny!!!

I kinda know her. We talked a little bit earlier.

Hee hee! I didn't know we had such a great mutual friend! It is pretty freaking ironic that we were all three talking about the business and the one new customer and it turns out it was you!! haha WA makes good material for our business no? Eternity_With_Edward just showed me some links to some pretty awesome tees. Here thery are:

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/twilight_tshirt-2358913...

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/since_1901_tshirt-23555...

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/date_with_edward_tshirt...

I am in a fake business partnership with her and oh-my feathers. We are making fake WA merch and bumper stickers and stuff. Apparently someone asked her tonight if they could buy a t-shirt!! LOL!!!

Hmm, I dunno. Either one would work. ;)

Frick girl there are like no reply boxes to you!! Ok, I found one, e-mail reply still not working. So.... I just finished. Now, I have a few questions. Is there not a seperate epilogue then?? I saw the link on the lower right hand side that said epilogue but nothing happened. Are we still waiting for that or is is officially done? Also, I have no idea what quote you are talking about either...

yep, separate epi to come!! I think her original sched was for next week. But whenever, I am willing to wait!! Um I can't type it here cause I'll get modded, but think another word for kitty. 1/2 a kitty is better than none any day......

Oooooh! I remember it now! lmao!!!

I knew you would get it!! LOL!! Do you know Hey_I_read?? I will introduce you if not.

Not yet...what chapter?

i mailed it to you!!!

I got math skillz *smiles proudly*
Wet Rob comes first! *dumps bucket of water on unsuspecting Rob*

apparently he likes the bucket of water.... isn't that what they said after those wet pics in US????

yup...in the gutter. ;)
I don't recall that quote. Hmm, I'm going to go look for it.

did you find it?? I

I did. It was kinda hard to see.
Yes, definete win!!
Actually, scratch that. Wet Rob plus whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and fuzzy handcuffs=Epic Win
Seems my addition is working out just fine. :)

LMAO!!! I like your addition!! Hmmm, I might go for a couple bananas whip cream strawberries rope a blindfold and a cherry(oops almost forgot wet rob!!)! The most important part of that equation!! But that's just me!!!!!!

Hmm....*lightbulb lights up above head* I have an idea! You can say mothertruckers instead! Then you won't get fired. :)

Oh ya! **facepalm** I think I got too drunk to remember most of that! It's all coming back now!

I liked the line about 1/2 a kitty. Do you know which one I am referring to? That made me ROFL!! That was funny! And not sure if I could pull off mothertruckers, cause knowing me I would have a freudian slip.........

Drinking last night????

*grins widely* You're welcome. You can come be psychotic in the gutter with me!! Lol!

AG's really good at coming up with good quotes.

did you watch those vids up there??? I could barely see anything. Maybe I need new glasses or something......I want to see the water spritz. Rob plus water = win!!!

I know, AG has THE best quotes. It's too bad they are all a little R rated. Cause I always want to use them, and then catch myself going um yeah , maybe i shouldn't say mother*&^%ers to um like my boss, for instance. Probs would get me fired!! And I am already in the gutter with you my friend!! Course I don't know if I was psycho before!! LMAO!

LMAO!
I'm picturing my friend walking in on me making unicorn cookies.
Friend: Whatcha makin?
Me: Unico-uh I mean cookies.
Friend: Were you going to say unicorn cookies?
Me: Uh, maybe.
Friend: *rolls eyes* You are one strange person.

But unicorn cookies are the best cookies!! If you have to look strange to make them, so be it!!!!
Oh yeah, I forgot to say there are some awesome quotes in that chapter, I can't wait to use them!!!

It's okay, we're all psychos in a way! Lol!

Gee, thanks for being sooo supportive!!! I think I might be more psycho than most, but whatevs, I don't care! It's where I'm happy ; ) Oh and in the gutter!!!!!

Actually, by the looks of it, you have many children!!
LOL, I don't think she needs another house! You can just bake her a batch of unicorn cookies and I guess she would be happy.

LOL, unicorn cookies I can do!! I wonder if people actually send her unicorn cookies(or give them to her). Could you imagine....uh hi, I want to give you some unicorns, um I mean cookies......LMAO!!!

I saw it! Danng, that's one of the biggest reviews I have ever seen! **Gives you the Biggest Review on WA Award**

Poor AG. My reviews probably scare the crap out of her!! Maybe I should go back and apologize for being a crazy reviewer......My chapter 51 review was pretty much the same!!!

oh yeah, and now I feel like a total psycho!!! Oh well. Maybe cause I am!! LOL!!

oooh, thank you!! I would like to thank AG and give her my firstborn child and um when I win the lottery I want to buy her a house.....LOL okay maybe that is going a bit overboard!!!!

ROFL! Okay.

Okay, I'm here. My short story to AG is finished.

hmm??

She BETTER have done her job good....LOL...one drop of spray on HIS eye and...GRRR!!!!


LOL....she has the LUCKIEST job ever!!!!

*sight*

I so agree with you ferni. This woman actually get's paid for this?? The best job ever. I want it so badly and she probably dosen't even fancy Rob - what's wrong with this woman?!!! I can tell he dosen't like her fussing over him too much.

LMAO i know....the face he was making...Awww!

she gets to touch him...like the shroud of Toran

**sight**
YES!.......*sadness**

Thanks.

Holy CRAP! I put a Rob post on .. and its GIRLS GONE WILD!!!

lmfao

It's been waaaaaaaay too long. I mean we can only go through old pics and fan made vids so many times before our eyes start to go black from hunger (vamp reference intended).

That's what happens when we don't get it often enough!!

*smiling sweetly*

A Rob post I mean!

Sorry can't help myself. Just like to thank you for all these awesome posts! I'm easily distracted by them, but it feeds my addiction quite nicely thank you.

HEHE....you KNOW hoe to make us gooo nuts....HAHA...thx!

wow that's really cool!!!!!!!!!1
how many movies are they making????

Okay, I'm officially quitting my high-paying job to become a make-up and warddrobe girl for Rob's movies.

I figure he's going to be making more movies with sex scenes and I can spray the fake sweat all over his face, neck, body...........

Gahhh!

hell I'll quit my crap paying job and take over for that girl. Standing in front of Rob at night in some very somber lighting and being responsible for getting him all moist and sweaty. Yep. I'm there. Show me where to sign up.

I really needed to see your avatar before I went to bed. Thanks bunches for the sweet dreams. LOL

Nitey CF911.

I'll post a random entry every nite at this time!!

LOL

See this is what I get for being immersed in fanfic all day and True Blood tonight. I miss a Rob post.

cool i agree i agree

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HOLLY F*CK ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! WIDE AWAKE UPDATE ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHAPTER 52 ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fated Failure Fortune Cookies
RUN PEOPLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MEAN R-U-N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY AM I STILL HERE???????????????
*RRRRRUUUNNNNSSSS LLLLIIIIKKKKKEEE HHHHEEEEEEELLL*

Gah!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an hour later then all of you so you all have read more than me!! I am now running to livejournal! I knew I befriended you today for a reason!!!! Where is Robsstirstick???? She will die when she sees this!!!!!

Glad I helped everyone who saw my comments b4 they got removed..
What do you mean you're an hour later than all of us?
Where I live we have a 7hrs difference approximately!:)
It's just that I live in USA time-LOL!
So we are friends now?!
Yay!But I didn't got a friend-link...:(
I LOVED 52!I just want more!...
Epilogue remains only...

I meant that I didn't see your comment until an hour after you posted it so you had all already read the chapter by the time I saw it. I live in the USA too. What state are you from? I will send you a friend link! I really liked 52 too, it was what I predicted though, a total wrap up, I can't wait for the epi!!

Oh!Ok!

Actually,I live in Europe!

USA is 4hrs-1hr in time difference!

I said we have 7-10hrs dif!

It's almost 11a.m in the west there-2p.m in the east.

Here it's almost 9p.m-Eastern European Time!

I just spent my nights WA!LOL

And yay!

Hello friend!:)

Do you think she'll post the epi Aug5th like she said?

I don't want for it to end...:(

But I can't wait either!

Great night!

First Rob videos of him riding a bike and wet and then a WA update!

*thud*

http://s281065418.onlinehome.us/WA52.html
THE LINK DOESN"T WORK THIS ONE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD CHAPTER 52!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya know i read this whole dark edward stuff.... i dont really like it....plz ppl dont get mad at me for disliking it.... but honestly it just toooo vulgar and crude and honestly its pretty vividly obscene....its like a edward&bella porno which is, in my opinion, just gross...... who writes these anyway?? sry ppl if i offend u who belong to team dark edward but its just WRONG.....

Are u sure you're talking about WA?!
Well,while I respect your opinion I completely disagree!
As most of us here,I guess.
You don't have to like it and none of us has to be mad at you for disliking it either!
It's for mature audiences only,that's why it's better than the saga in many ways-which is strictly PG-13.
Maybe you weren't ready or mature enough for reading it or maybe it's not of your taste.
It's ok!I'm sure you'll find other things to read that suit you.Be well!:)

LOL - I commented, but hit the link too fast for it to take... thank you thank you thank you thank you!

New pictures of Rob... win
Final chapter of WA... un-f*cking believable, thank you for putting up the link!! :D

oops, I lied - looks like it did take! oh well... don't care, cuz i'm on a WA high at the moment...
**sighs happily**

I do believe I'll be re-reading the whole thing over the next while... :)

WOW!The email reply finally works!:)
Sorry for the double posting!:)

Glad I helped!:)
It did me no good though..
Both of my comments were removed...:(
Anyway,I hope you enjoyed ch.52 just as much as I did!:)
Can you believe that I didn't even notice I posted it on a Rob post?
Shame on me!
LOL

Glad i helped!:)

It did me no good though..

Both of my comments were removed...:(

Anyway,I hope you enjoyed ch.52 just as much as I did!:)

Can you believe that I didn't even notice I posted it on a Rob post?

Shame on me!

LOL

thank you thank you thank you... must go! :D

I'm still on Chapter 44!!! I am trying to catch up, don't tell me anything.

Read like you have never read before!!!! I believe in you!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi!First,I want to congratulate you for your upgrade and let you know that you're doing an awesome job with all these new posts!Keep them coming:)

Now,could you please explain to me why did you remove my posts?
Especially after you thanked me for posting!:(

I don't want to sound rude,but I think that I didn't say anything inappropriate nor did I offend anyone and if so,it wasn't my intention and I apologize..

But why not have me moderated instead if that was the case and simply removed them though?:(

We were all craving for this update for days and a quite decent percent of NMM.org-ers love WA,just like I do and show it in every comment thread that is posted here.
That's how I found about it,actually!

All I did was break the news first to all of my NMM.org fellows the same moment I found out about the update and shared all the excitement with you...
And I don't gain anything by promoting it other than that...
I don't even live in the U.S.nor do I know AG's real name!
And it's about a book!
I just don't get what is so wrong with that?!
No drug dealing or stolen goods smuggling...
Nadia

Thanks for the congrats!


What the hale are you talking about? Removing your posts? there are SEVERAL moderators on here. There is no way of telling who removed what. And we do not appreciate moderators being outed on here as we stand by each others decision. Just b/c I commented on your post, doesn't mean I am the person who removed your comment. I just went back and looked at the deleted comment. And it may have been removed due to all caps, and use of the word hale (but spelled differently lol).

If you have a problem as to why you were moderated, please direct your questions/concerns to the site owner at newmoonmovie.org@gmail.com

You deserve them!
And thanks for answering!:)
Oh,I thought it's one appointed for a day and you switch or sth.lol
It's ok,I don't wanna know who did it.
Just WHY?!:(
Funny,it wasn't the first time I posted in all caps and I never got even modded!
I'm a good girl!:)
I was just so super-excited!I had to share!
And the chapter was superb!
Well,I did say "holy f*ck"but with the star in its place!
Was that wrong?
If I was just modded I would feel better,but now I was removed!
And I'm not angry,I'm just sad...:(
Could you at least tell me what did I do wrong?
It was 2 posts that got removed not 1...
And sorry if I offended you!

Hey Static22, sorry to butt into your convo here...

Did you post an actual link to WA? If so, that will be why you got modded. There are some minors that come onto this site, and while we all like to make reference to WA and all the in-jokes (in code, of course!), we - understandably - try not to make it blatantly accessible for under-18s. Hope you can appreciate why - and hope you enjoyed Chap 52! :)

No problem,hi!
Well yeah,I did in my 2nd post.
Why they didn't remove just the link,if that's such a problem?
And the first post had no links in it...
Well someone should make the rules known,don't you think?
I think that the most blatantly accessible path for alI who have internet is google-minors or not.
So,I don't really see the point and I find it really insulting that 2 of my posts were removed.
I swear I had good intentions and I don't think that any slightly intelligent person-minor or not would read the last chapter of a whole book.
The link was directedly into chap.52.
They killed all my joy for breaking the update news..:(
Anyway,thanks for caring...:)
And OF COURSE I did!
Didn't you?!LOL

I'm only guessing as to why you were mod'd. And I can't go back in and mod the post, and repost it., out of respect towards whomever did it. I hope you do understand that.

I am sorry that you are hurt or upset, really I am. I think you are a nice person, and I don't want you to be frustrated by this.

email Will, and the email I gave you above. Its his call, he has the Veto power here : )

That makes 2 of us...
And I do understand it...
I don't think the caps were the problem though.
Why not modding it with small fonts?lol
I guess there is a serious WA-hater mod around!LOL

I just got woken up and checked my email and had a dozen replies there and came here to answer and I was shocked...
It ruined my day!
And I was having some pretty...interesting...Darkward dreams-LOL!
I don't think I'll push it that far..
I'll just keep pushing WA around!LOL
More ppl to feel the joy of Darkward-LOL!
If it happens again,I might though...
Thank you so much for your help LMCullen!
You seem pretty nice too!
And give us Rob more Rob posts-LOL-you seem to have taken over here!:)
At least now,I feel kinda better and here you go!...

*Puts voodoo doll down. Clicks back from WA*

Oh, thank you LMC & Will for the video. My hands have stopped shaking. I needed that hit of sweaty Rob.

LOL! no problem!!

now i'm off to read WA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG

Later peeps!!!! I need a fresh injection of Dark Edward.

I'm gonna scream!!!!!

Thanks for the info. I'll just be moseying on over there now!

Do you guys see this:
http://twilightindo.ning.com/profiles/blogs/upd...

They are definately fanmade but are done fairly well. Clever idea. I hope we get real photos like these (Not to complain, but some of their heads aren't quite screwed on tight!)

LOL

I go away to do the dishes and I missed the video? WTF!!!

Why oh why must I miss seeing this titillating video of a mere 21 sec of a man that drives me crazy?!?!

I curse you, the man who did not put a dish washer in my apartment! You have kept me from the Rob.

*grabs voodoo doll of landlord*

Finally a post about Rob!

Hmmm....Rob getting sprayed down and on a bike. My mind is so far gone right now because of the Rob withdrawls I know the mods would jump all over me for what is going on in my head! LMAO

*Shouts at Rob*

Look at what you do to me when you are gone! LMAO

uhm, who cares about spraying Rob?

I want the job where I can touch & rub his face! =)

rub his face???

I thought you would have wanted to rub something else....!!

well, yes that too!!! lol

of course i didn't write that for fear of being mod by you! ;-)

LOL

Have you seen MY comments?!!!

I think your safe when you're talking to me!

lol I want the job were I can squeeze his booty as a bodyguard lol.

LMAO!

that is a good job! though i doubt his bodyguards actually tried some...heck, maybe they did. who could resist?

i'd give anything to be the Cannes BG; that dude has his hands all over Rob!

Oh yes as I gently touch his lips etc etc.....This is a family show, right?

now, now...touching face only to spread H2O droplets. that's the job qualification. no mention of touching the god's lips...

LOL ;-)

But I need to wipe the water off his lips, so he doesn't have to lick them - wait on that could be sexy - another naughty thought - I can work my way around any clause in this contract!

what if you went to wipe it off just as he was about to lick off the excess water? and... there was tongue-finger contact?!?! *swoon*

Oh yes! Thanks for that. I'm almost hyperventilating at the thought. His tongue touching my finger and then I sneakily stick my finger in his mouth. Oh....look I was supposed to get some work done today and this is the third time I've had to cool off by the fan and I'm going through ice like it's going out of fashion. It's official I'm obsessed and in need of help!

you & me both!! I have not done any work in like 4 days. and I'm going through Robdrawals (Rob withdrawals). Imagine how much work I'll get done when Eclipse starts and there is new info basically daily?!?! That little finger fantasy cost me at least 30 minutes- after I started counting. LOL.

LOL!

better watch it, make-up artists can be replaced (as evidenced by recent developments) very easily! i agree, seeing the water run over his lips is pretty hot right now...ahh the image!

*finishes filling out application*

Where do we turn these in to get that job? LOL

seriously, i have a BS in Biological Sciences and on my way to a Ph D. surely, I can apply my mad skills to spraying & touching Rob God, right?

quick, let's fax our apps over...maybe there'll be xtra stuff he needs to re-shoot for...we'd totally make ourselves available!

You are fully qualified for the job of spraying down and touching Rob! lol! I am working on my degree in marketing and advertising, am I good?

I already faxing it over! We can just follow him to Vancouver and help him out while working on NM!

*looking at full calender*

I've got plenty of time for Rob! LMAO!

oh for sure girlfriend! heck, everyone qualifies for this job[but Rob will def. pick us out; we got beauty & brains (-;]

yipes, I hope i can get out of work to head over to Van City; shoot, who cares. 2 mth vacay!

*starts throwing contents of closet in suitcase*

YAY for having beauty and brains! Can you say best 2 month vacation....EVER!!

*whispers to jts*

Don't say that everyone is qualified too loud because it would cut into Rob time. lol *wink wink*

better start a list on what to pack! ;-)

BEST 2 month VACAY EVER in my life ... EPIC, in fact!

ooops.
*whispers*
just us, then! =)
everyone else can just stare & drool while we do the job that everyone covets

ROBERT PATTINSON
IS WALKING SEX

THE MAN IS WALKING SEX!

What a great job!

GAH! seriously not fair! haha he looks sooo hottt

omg rob is soo talented. he can hold a paper AND ride a bike xD
YOU GO ROB WE LOVE YOU!!! <3

you said what now!

oh you heard me .. he is one talented man. and yes im on the elevator down to the gutter as well ..

*breathing very fast*

Oh, yes. He is a multi tasker. That could come in handy ....

*Takes elevator down to gutter*

make some room for me girl. im commin!!

*Runs and screams* Hold the door!!! I am coming too!!! *Enjoys Rob singing through elevator stereo* Hmmm, I like this elevator music!

Welcome, welcome to my permanent residence... I didn't even SEE the elevator!! :D

hmmm... multi-tasking...
**must control thoughts before I get modded** O.O

so many things are awsome

This is my side of story yall,
To everyone that goes to this site an the people that created this site
rob is my sisters true love an i wanna give a shoutout to her
since she locked me in the basement for 7 hours ok thankyou


to:everyone
fr:jaderose

LMAO wow i never new a human could do both those things at the same time!!

omg i know right.. he is like freaking SUPER"VAMPIRE"MAN!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

yes!! He's not a mere mortal LOL

bloodsuckers the word give me goosebumps

Rob has super-special powers, don't you know? LOL

gaahh...look at those ladies spraying and touching rob's face & chest !! and they get paid for doing that to rob ???!!! life is so unfair lol ;)

getting rob pattinson all wet and sweaty is probably THE best job one can ever hope for :))

I would PAY them for letting me spray and touch Rob's face and chest!

These are from the night where he was drunk, right?
So irresponsable of him to drive a bike drunk! You can fall! I still have a scar in my knee! LOL

In the other hand... I think that if the studies that have a movie with Robert contract the fans of Robert instead of workers, the movie would be very cheap!!!

oh Lali, you're so cute!

"I still have a scar in my knee"

LMAO!

Thank you babe!!!

*hugs JB*

You're the only that think that my drunkeness is cute LOL

Lali baby! my soulmate!!! why are u not in twitter?

Are you there??

I'm goooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing to twitteerr!!

@Lalikitita: I'm here, you see?? LOL

huh? what do you mean "the night where he was drunk"?
he did this scene after he came from the studio doing principal photography for RM.

yes, but we were joking about him being drunk the other day!

No offense intended ;-)

Uh-oh. Wet Rob. On a bike. Naughty thoughts **jumps into the gutter**

LOL!! You really do never leave the gutter!!!!

Janny!!! Did you hear that 52 is up?!?!! I just read above that it has been posted and I came looking for you!!! I am going to go read, I just needed to know that you knew!!! *Throws Rob confetti* *puts on "Because I Effing Love You" shirt and throws Janny hers*

Oh yay, Rob confetti!! I just finished reading it and it is so amazing. Come back when your done!! I will be a bit up top there talking to TwiRoxSox!!

Nope :) I live there! Just had to get some fresh air...lol.

Lol, finally a Rob post.
For the last two days I have seen nothing but Rob.
On magazine covers (one from People, talking about his "steamy love life" and how bad he wants Kristen.... another from I forget the name, talking about his and Kristens wild wet weekend! Woo Hoo! Robsten!)... Wal-Mart had an entire poster stand (like 12 posters) dedicated to Rob/Twilight. (New Moon poster, Twilight poster, Edward posters... Lots of Rob posters) - a sign said "Get your Robert Pattinson posters only at Wal-Mart" lol

I was waiting for a RPattz post :)

I saw all those posters at Wal-Mart too! Gift-card to Wal-mart anyone?

lol. me me!

WOW

I need to go to Walmart...

...what was it I was saying I wanted?....oh, yah, Rob, right!

Lol.
From where I was working, posters of RPattz were watching me.
I couldn't help but smile like a dork the entire time.
RPattz just has that face. lol

His beautiful, sexy eyes were dazzling you?!

darn right.
They always do. I always smirk like a dork when I see pictures of him in public. lol

D@mn I couldn't find a reply post....why can't you reply on the EM.org site? boooooo! lol about when a convo is over it's over.

Yeah, I stated that on the Kellan post. Lol, eclipsemovie.disqus.com hasn't set up a site to reply to posts. annoying. very annoying. lol

Maybe its because of situations like that one time our convos turned into slivers with one word that went on for a good 10 inches?

lmao about the thinning threads!!! :-)

Oh i know!!! The email reply function was still not working. I kept replying by email and then later I figured out none were being posted. D@mn u disqus! lol. Yeah, it looks like I was talking to myself down there and HeyIRead was too. lol

Yeah, I noticed that.
It makes me sad, especially because one cannot reply on eclipsemovie.disqus.com... so once a convo is done on there.. its done. Kapish!

:( lol
Stupid e-mail replies.

Dazzles... :)

If I ever saw Rob in person - I don't know how I would react. Maybe that's why fangirls scream I love you and try to grab - natural survival mode must kick in. I NEED ROB! I NEED ROB! lol

haha I don't know about Disques. I guess we are overloading it or something! All I know is that I am ready for it to be fixed!!

We left quite a trail on there last night didn't we? It looks like we just had one-on-one conversations with ourselves! This new reply set up sucks!

Haha, I was so confused. I saw all the posts by you (above) and by hey_i_read (below).. it took me a minute to realize you were talking to each other. lol!

I think I would just quiet up and stare at him. he would be like "okay uh... walking this way now." lol

Wow, $30 is a little steep for a tee. Hmmm, I must think of an alternate route to getting to what I want... I know! I will make my own! haha That would be a site to see I am sure!

That one is funny, you would just have to be careful where you wear it!! Only wear it to parties and such that are chalked full of Twilight fans, if not you will get some strange looks! I am going to bed, thanks for the tee shirt inspiration! I was sharing your links with Twiroxmysox and Unicorns Rule (Team Rachelle). Hope you don't mind! I gave you full credit! ha ha night!

I am sure that you are right. I just got so excited looking at them!! My sister and I were just talking the other day about how we want a shirt! We were just trying to decide where we could ever wear it! We decided that we could wear it to the move premere! She is a nurse and her friend got her one that said something about Dr. Carlisle.

I so freaking love these!! I have to have them, I have to buy them for others... hmm... *remembers husband saying two hours ago, "Don't spend any money this week, we are going on the cruise* Crapppp!!! I will have to wait a while but they will be mine! I favorited the site so that I could come to it. I wonder how much that is in US dollars and how much shipping would be.

Ahh! Those shirts are freaking awesome!! I think that it is hilarious that they have some fit looking man wearing them, like that would ever happen! The only reason that guy agreed to model them is because his head is cut off! Those are for only women to wear, men cannot get away with that crap! Dear Jacob... hahaha!! Since 1901...ROFL!!

The grocery store check out is the worst. There are always pics of him everywhere! Even though the tabloid headlines annoy the crap out of me I always take a moment to take in the view! Just finished 52. Was it all that you thought it would be?

I know what you mean about the grocery check out lines! I usually take a moment and scan all the magazine headlines, maybe do a quick flip through. lol. I haven't read WA yet - any of it. I keep putting it off. I know everyone else and their mother has read it. lol :) I'll get on it. I just know when I start reading it, I will be hooked probably!
 
Check out this hilarious shirt I just found: http://www.zazzle.co.uk/since_1901_tshirt-23555...

Ha ha I totally do that too. I try and hide it but the grin is inevitable when a Rob/Edward pic is around! I feign disinterest and then covertly glance... and let my eyes linger... like I can't come on here anytime I want and look! I guess there is just something different about looking in public...its more exciting that way. hahaha

I know......it looked we were major losers talking to ourselves. haha. What the f is up with disqus? I keep accidently replying by email.......and then having to go copy and paste in in here. so forgetful.....

lmao about the thinning threads!!! :-)

yeah - I thought that price was kinda steep - but some are around $20. You can definitely have a place make you your own personalized t-shirt. Not sure how much it would be though. This site I think does that.

Yeah - I wouldn't wear these in non-Twilight situations. Good - I'm glad you're passing the word on! :-) I really need to just buy one already - maybe two. I'm having such a hard time finding the ONE perfect one that sums up my entire love for Twilight. lol :) Yes - I should be getting to bed too....it's late. Night - ttyl!

Ok - now I'm on the US website. This makes things less complicated. This ones kinda cute....it's like $30...hmmm. Yeah - I want one to wear to the premiere and when I'm around the house :)

http://www.zazzle.com/twilghtrdark_tshirt-23587...

funny! http://www.zazzle.co.uk/edward_danger_white_shi...

Hmm....I bet you could find a place that sells similar ones in the US - i just googled "I punched a werewolf in the face"+t-shirt, and this site popped up. LOL! I love really original shirts like these.

I know - they are sooooo ridiculously funny!!! I'm trying to find a shirt I want...can't decide...these are more cute --- that one Dear Jacob - i win, made me laugh out loud

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/feathers_tshirt-2354593...

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/date_with_edward_tshirt...

I know what you mean about the grocery check out lines! I usually take a moment and scan all the magazine headlines, maybe do a quick flip through. lol. I haven't read WA yet - any of it. I keep putting it off. I know everyone else and their mother has read it. lol :) I'll get on it. I just know when I start reading it, I will be hooked probably!

btw f-ing replies aren't working and I keep forgetting. D@mmit.

Check out these hilarious shirts I just found: http://www.zazzle.co.uk/since_1901_tshirt-23555...

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/twilight_tshirt-2358913...

hahaha - I know what you mean about seeing Rob/Edward photos in public being different. It's like one step closer to seeing him in person. :-) I'm always looking over my shoulder to make sure no one is observing me gawk at him. lmao!

Haha, when in public you are not surrounded by numerous Twi-lovers.. its the real world. Lol, where people question Twilight obsessed people.
I get looks all the time when I tell people why I am going to Vancouver in 26 days. lol.

I was with my Mother the other day at a local grocery store, we walked past the posters... I saw out the corner of my eye and couldn't help but smirk. Mom was like "what... what is it (punchy)? why are you smiling? WHAT DID YOU DO!" lol I stammered "...its... a poster..... Rob..." lol
she rolled her eyes and said "oh."
lol
Sad when my mother thinks its sad. lol

I get all shy and quiet and duck my head down as though he were actually standing there even when I see him on the cover of a magazine in the check out line of a grocery store.

Haha, at least I'm not the only one who reacts to it.
I think I would be way to scared and intimidated to talk to him, or even look at him if I ever saw him
And I'm going to Vancouver to creep the Eclipse sets. lol.

lmao - me too. Whenever I'm at blockbuster or Target and see a huge Twilight poster with Rob - I can't help but smile. He knocks my socks off!

Haha, its because he's amazing and releases the giddy girl with a crush that all of us hold inside. lol

Dazzles... :)
 
If I ever saw Rob in person - I don't know how I would react. Maybe that's why fangirls scream I love you and try to grab - natural survival mode must kick in. I NEED ROB! I NEED ROB! lol

I've been meaning to go to Wal-Mart for some cleaning supplies.

Huh, maybe I'll have to pick up a few other things while I'm there.................

Lol, it may just be in Canada...
They had some nice posters of RPattz smiling :)

no no my friend, they are all over the shopping centres over here in australia too, much to my pleasure. I pretend Im not looking and quietly wipe the drool off, slap my face and walk on. no one needs to suspect my shrine....

They have full poster displays dedicated to RPattz and Twilight/New Moon with a sign referring that it is a Robert Pattinson poster stand?

Well.......................

Since I was going anyway.......................... I'll just have a looksie!

*smiles very big*

Coming up to Canada?
Oh, welcome, welcome!
Heading to Vancouver for Eclipse? (I assume.. lol)

I wish!

I haven't been to Vancouver since my honeymoon......

17 years ago! Yow!

lol. Awww.
3 more years until the big 2-0!!!!!!!
Congrats on 17 years! :D

That's the one I have too!!!

Mine is hanging next to my bed so when I roll over, it's like he's there with me...

*face turns red. Hits delete button*

Tee hee hee... I modded myself. You can guess what was deleted. *wink*

Lmbo.
Wow H2B!
Haha, at least you have "pleasant" dreams every night with Edward.

Hi Punchy!

LOL Wal-Mart & I are good friends. I bought the frame there for my Edward Twilight poster that I stole from a friend.

Do you think it would be too much to have Eddy T and a poster of Eddy NM framed and hanging in my room?

Hi H2B!
Wal-Mart and I are best friends. Lol.
My friend gave me a Twilight poster. I am scared to hang it up. lol!

No, I don't think that is bad. My friend has a picture of Edward from Twilight (the one where he is glaring) "guarding her at night" (on the wall beside her bed) lol!

That's the one I have too!!!

Mine is hanging next to my bed so when I roll over, it's like he's there with me...

*face turns red. Hits delete button*

Tee hee hee... I modded myself. You can guess what was deleted. *wink*

FINALLY :)
robbbbss sexxxxxxy
it took a while for her to post it up!

ROBERT=WALKING SEX
ROBERT=WALKING SEX

SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS LICE
SO I COULD JUST JUMP IN HIS HAIIIRR
AND SOMEHOW BE ON THAT SEXY MAN
ID NEVER LEAVVVVVVVVE.


OKAI i take that back lice r nasty
but i love robyyy
hes hot , hot , hot ,hot ,hot

+ I WANNA SPRAY HIS FACE :(

Yes, Rob post!! Well, if there are non other tonight I would venture to say that this one will grow to quite a number tonight! *Now to watch!*

Aweeeee i love him!

Well I wouldn't have to use a spray bottle to make him look sweaty!

I have other means for that! ; )

what kind of party did I miss?!!

That was exactly what I was thinking... we're environmentally friendly, no need to waste water!! ;)

It made total sense to me as well!

He would enjoy my way more too!

Lmao hilarious!! dam naughty girls we are!

He brings it out in us! Nobody's fault but his own! ; )

lmao!!! "I know right?"

that is the most funniest video i ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
so i seen him in harrypotter an goblet of fire!
stars in 2 movies huh!

i love how the girl cannot resist touching his face loll
that would sooo be me :)

you DO mean running, right? he's said his only form of exercise is running!

LMAO!

uhhmm hmm, i can certainly think of a much better way to get him all hot & sweaty! it's no wonder those pics of him that night looked so darn good!

You know, I think I can see a harem here. We will all be barefoot and pregnant to rob in 6 mo and we will all dance around him with scarves and effings awesome t-shirts and crotchless panties, thinking how we can best serve him next.....*sigh* Its a nice dream.

Well, his fingers have been doing a lot of running up and down my body, so if you mean that, then yeah, sure!!!

LOL

There definitely are more pleasurable ways of looking sweaty than having someone squirt water in your face! I'm sure he had some offers! lol

LMAO! oh, you're on a roll tonight ;-)

i don't get how those make-up artists can act so cool. in their heart of hearts, they're squealing just as much as we are...

Having Rob withdrawals kind of does that to me!! LOL

You know they are!! My hands would be shaking like a leaf!!

"OMG, I'm about to touch Robert Pattinson! I wonder if he'll notice if I let my hand linger just for a moment! I'll never wash my hands again! EVER!!!"

That's probably what's going through their minds! LOL

nah, i like to imagine that they are lesb**ans and are immune to Rob! LOL

i don't even think i could form a coherent sentence. i'd probably just squeak out a "Hey Rob, how are ya?" and then run away dying. lmao

I don't think that's it. I have a GF and I'm Rob obsessed. He invades my mind all day and all night. I think they're literally blind. LOL.

Yeah, lets just think they like women! That is better!

I don't even know if I could get out "Hello". I would totally embarass myself! lol

Rob wet on a bike sounds like an accident waiting to happen. LOL

Ouch - don't hurt the body or the face please!

We don't want our boy really bloody and bruised from the set of Remember Me!

you just want to be the 'bike' that he is riding!

God no!!

I've seen enough Rob bloody and bruised enough! Don't want that really happening to him!

So with you on this one. I hate those pics of him beat up - my stomach actually knots up when I see them.

I guess that makes me kind of a wuss! LOL

I just read my comment and it didn't make much sense! LOL

There's no edit button! Huh, that's wierd!

No, I don't like looking at it either! Can't stand the thought of him being hurt for real!

thx so much, i just finished reading it... am definitely going to go see it...

naptime for me, up waaay to late last night/this morning on here... thank goodness it's a long weekend up here, cuz i didn't get to bed until after 3:30am this morning!! O.O

would you be willing to email the script to me, too? pretty please? :)
lori_and_rebecca@hotmail.com
thx!!

have you read it? I just finished reading it. *tears* I know we can't talk about it here. you can email me if you want nvhensey@gmail.com

It's been sent!

No spoilers please!

Enjoy! : )

yes please!! nvhensey@gmail.com. Now I have something to do when I should be working. thank you so much!!

Okay! It's been sent!

Since there are some people who have chosen not to read it, please make sure not to give spoilers when discussing it!

You're welcome and enjoy!! :D

I have to reply here. I can't reply to your other post.

No! I didn't know it was available for reading. :-(

If you want, I can email it to you! :)

I always skip over those pics. This movie is weird. Beach days, bike riding, fight scenes, snogging, children, plaid shirts, and long ties. So much going on.

Have you read the script?

It's gonna be amazing when it's all put together!

A tearjerker!

Yeah my imagination is wandering....how I can make him sweaty? The images in my head are definitely x rated.

Cool name/avi combo! Cleaver!

Thanks

My thoughts of Rob are always x-rated.

Is there really any other way?

LOL

I knew you just acted innocent!

*covers face in shame*

I am truly!
It's just, Rob kind of has that affect on me! I just can't control myself!

LOL

you will be vying for my smut crown soon!!

Oh no!!

That crown belongs to you! I could never compete! ; )

WA UPDATED!!!!!!!!!

i am new here, sori...about WA what is it all about? im getting curious about it. i am also a fun of edward/rob. i hope you can fill me up about it. thank so much.

OMG!

Thanks!

x-rated.... well i saw the words comments mentioning 'bike' 'rob' and 'wet'

is it wrong to immediately think of riding rob wet...?

it had me at rob... and wet... and ride was just a bonus haha.

lmao...erm ride came to mind first for me.....

well, how else could you make him all sweaty? O.O

**deletes rest of thought before I get myself modded**

ROFL. No! Not wrong at all.

Hell no!!!

I would think something's wrong with you if you didn't!

LMAO!

No not when he secretes that much sexiness. I'm back to naughty thoughts as I watch him run his fingers through his hair.

lmao ofc you do cclore...

but i already told you hes not actually playing kiss chasey with you...hes genuinely trying to get away!! lmao

He won't have the energy to get away when I'm done with him!!!

LOL!

Is this a competition? He won't be able to walk once I've had my wicked way with him, or he'll have a permanent limp! LOL

Just kidding I could never hurt Rob. He's a sweetie♥

Well, give him time to heal after I'm done, then you can have your turn!

LOL

The guy can only take so much! ; )

Thanks for sharing.

lmao!

ok ok...ill let you have your fun...and here *hands cclore a Vamp Goody bag* there were some leftovers....ENJOY!

Thank you madam!

And I will! And so will Rob! ; )

lmao!

Wow, earliest post Ive ever gotten!

omg!!! that girl is soooo lucky!! who wouldn't wanna touch that gorgeous face..i wonder what qualifications you have to have to do that hmmmmm

****Jumping up and down and waiving my arms in the air****

Oh me me me, pick me. I will spray Rob down!!!

****dreaming of wet Rob****

hahaha, it reminds me of the time when i was like 9 and in a raffle when you said that.
(lovin the name btw)

where is that bracelet?? *looks all over rob* hmm... too dark. is riding a bike??

Yeah what's the bracelet on the cullen family it's fr***en
hot!!!!!!!
an cool

oh yeah the cullen crest 1 is awesome... but im looking for the robsten bracelet.*winks*

They were in target if you still want one. I would hang it on my shrine myself...

they are!? hmmm... i have ideas about that bracelet, the original... *thinks of rob*
wait. am i off topic??

no flashes...hahaha...like they would really listen!

7th!

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS ROBERT PATTINSON... Oh SH*T!!!!
*thud*
WET ROB IS ALWAYS HOT... GOOD... FANTASTIC... SEXYABULOUS!!!
I wanna be that damn bike SO badly right now... He can ride... la la la me la la la... all the time!!
*sighs*
DAMN that lucky lady... pick ME... pick ME... I'll spray him.. I'll do a very FINE job too... PLEASE!!!

"Sexyabulous" - awesome word, Ceci! And perfect to describe your Rob. LOL

*takes a bow*
Haha... thx Bean...

You're not alone. :)
I want to be that bike too! lol!

Ha!
Well, get in line sister... LOL

That is one LONG line! Totally worth the wait though. *gets in line*

*turns and waves from the front of the line*

No need to rub it in! lol!

I cant see the black bracelet...damn

what black bracelet?

the one him and kstew are wearing....

ohhh. why do they have a matching bracelet? man i missed something. been out of the loop without my computer for a few days. trying to catch up!

woooh 3rd..4th?? oh well who cares top 5!wootwoot!

2nd?
Spraying Rob!! Count me in!!

CJ!! all my party ppl are hiding from twitter from me! but i found you all back at the party location...

and why did they NOT tell us about that career choice in HS!?

*waves at bauble*

I know! Why was I not notified about this career choice? I would not be wasting my time in college when I could be spraying Rob down with water! HELLO! It would have been a no brainer for me! LMFAO!

*waves at bauble*

I know! Why was I not notified about this career choice? I would not be wasting my time in college when I could be spraying Rob down with water! HELLO! It would have been a no brainer for me! LMFAO!

LMAO!! Twitter has been no man's land all day! But that's okay, it is still technically takeover weekend, no?

And I am sooo changing my major to "professional sprayer"! ROTFL!!

Well thats a rather limited profession....beautician is better...covers makeup and anything else that requires making the body look good...or bad whatever...

2nd!

UGH why am i second here???

*going back to my man's post*

yes what the hale are you doing?!!!

Yeah, why are you second?!!!? Take your wolfie self outta here. ;)

Yep taking my wolfie butt outta here!!

LOL

Wolfie stuff is on here that you will like way better than this!

LOL OE - go look at the wolfie post!!

*sniffles* I am going crazy looking at the Alpha!

THE ALPHA IS SUUUUUUPER SEXY
ESPECIALLY IN YOUR PICK !:)
KIOWAAAAAAAA ah so cuuuuuuuuuuuuteee
there all so sexxy
, i find there sexier then taylor ( hidesssssss)

Um, I wont compare apples and oranges honey!!

But yes my ALPHA is super sexy!!

Taylor is mighty sexy for a 17 yr old guy!! He will soon be showing his full potential!!

Going now. Must be good - I can hear you howling in Cali!

FIRST!

Congrats on first, AE!
You must have been speedy. lol

thank yuh! &
haaale yeah! i was just looking at pics of Rob and then came back on the computer and BAM! a new post! most exciting thing of my life -- no doubt!

Lol.
Firsts on Rob posts are ah-maze-ing!

haha tell me about it!
when i was running around i thought i was gonna have to get a paper bag or something! it was ridiculous!

Haha,
I always come in here.. comment, then go up read the article and come back down and comment on myself. lol

haha,
makes sense, makes sense.

Unless one is a responder on nmm.org, one will not understand the giddy and excessive excitedness that comes from getting first. Especially on your fav person post. lol!

exactly! like i didnt even watch the videos, i read the paragraph and had to comment! i mean, a WET RPATTZ?! HALE YES!

Haha, when I got my first on a Rob post, my heart was pounding out of my chest for like 5 minutes. my dad asked me what was wrong. lol

hahaha! people totally dont get it!
my best friend (neighbor) was over here when i was running around screaming, and she stopped me in the middle of the hall and was like "CHICK! SHUT UP! IM TRYING TO WATCH TV!!!" so then i skipped happily to my room and started posting again.

btw, im still a little jumpy XD

Congrats on first :)

why thank you!

ok, so now that im done running around my house yelling "im first! im first! im finally first!" time to get back to the post. right. i can do this.

he looks absolutely amazing in a suit!!!! you see that dazzling smile he flashes the cameras?! gaaah. hes go-jus!

and what i would do to be there watching them spray down that man...*squirms in chair as chill rises up my back*...yeah, i can think of a few things...

lol! that's how i am when i get first. lol.
congrats on first!

haha, finally! someone who understands!!!

yep, you should've seen me my first time getting a first....priceless..... lol! :)

haha, i'd probably pay to see that! :)

lmao :)

i knooow right?!

Lol! Yep, you probably would. I'll video tape it next time, k? Lol.

yaaay! *jumps up in down in seat* *claps hands together* haha

congrats on first!!!

thank yuh! and i want her back too!!!