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Vandalism at Forks High School

by LMCullen on August 3, 2009 · Comments

in Twilight

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In an attempt to burn down the landmark wooden Forks Spartan sign, arsonists failed and luckily only burned a wooden planter box. No one was injured.

This sign is very important to the small town of Forks, Washington. As we all know, that is where Stephenie Meyer based the Twilight Saga out of. And Forks High is where the main character, Bella Swan, attended.

The Forks Forum article states -

“After investigating we found not only was the bench on fire, but the arsonist tried to burn down the Forks High School sign. A one foot in diameter charred area was found behind the sign. Also found was a broken window on the north side of the high school.”

Lee said the Forks Police Department has a person of interest who was seen in the area.

It was the Volturi, I’m 77.3% almost sure of it.

In all seriousness, we sincerely hope they find the losers person or persons responsible for this.

You can read the rest of the article here.

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  • kerbear585
    they were obviously not Twilight fans. those jerks!! get a life losers.
  • josie1990
    LMFAO," IT WAS THE VOLTURI," so funny, but seriously,ppl r nuts
  • LovesJasper
    Why.......what is to be gained by burning the school sign? Does the arsonist feel better about themselves? Wow everyone, look at me...I set a school sign on fire....heehee....shows an incredibly LOW IQ to do such a pathetic act.
  • BetOnAlice
    See now don't people realize:
    Forks and anything Forks related is now under the protection of Twilighters and any violent action against such precious relics is considered an act against our Twilight Gods. Thus any act against our Twilight Gods not acceptable within there holy worship is punishable by torturous and painful wicked things that are deemed by Twilighters as appropriate means of appeasement to such said inflictions.



    * you laugh yet? it just came to me :) *
  • Awe....sad! I was just there a few weeks ago. Stupid people. Leave Forks alone!!!
  • tiffanyjoy09
    Peop;e need a life!! Where are the Volturi when u need them!! I bet the vandels would think twich...TEHEHEHE!!
  • Kimoppi
    WEE OOO... WEE OOO... Grammar Police!

    I read the Forks Forum article and almost died. Read things out loud before you publish them, people. There was an entire sentence that made just no sense. Honestly. The first WORD of the damn article was incorrect. AN SUSPECT?? C'mon!!
  • TaylerCullen
    That's insane! Poor Forks. I hope they don't regret Twilight using their city!
  • TeamEdward1
    whoever did this has WAY too much time on their hands.. and yeah i agree it was the volturi ;) hahah
  • TJWG*Taycob_TDL
    WHO BURN PLANTER BOX!!LMAOXD!!!! whoever did this has noooo life or is a twi-hater!!!
  • neev
    You got to be kidding me.. Seriously?
    What's wrong with this world? This is like the dumbest thing I've ever heard..
    Oh human stupidity.
    Go get a hobby or something.. Stupid vandals!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *gasps*
    That's it.. I KNOW who it was.. it was Alice, Jasper and Emmett... yup it HAD to be them... I mean they enjoyed it a bit much when they ripped James to pieces and burned them... dancing around the fire... yup.. THEM...

    This honestly sucks... probably some HATERS...
  • Kimoppi
    Volturi comment... funny.

    Vandalism and arson... NOT FUNNY. I hope they find who ever did it. It's ok to hate on Twilight and the hysteria... but violence is not the answer people.
  • 4thewolf
    Seriously.. someone has obvious problems distinguishing between fiction/reality.. Twilight is a great saga. if someone hates it no worries.. it doesn't really exist they can choose to ignore it.. but people do exist and someone could have gotten hurt if the fire had actually worked (considering it's always raining in forks) and it was disprespectful.
    And people say I live in fantasy land..
    Now let me run and get dressed. I think Jake is meeting me here at 10.
    LOL
  • lionsandlambs_aresoulmates
    omg! are you effing serious!? why would the freaks do that!? what in the crap did that skool do to them? man!
  • xxxMsJacobBlackxxx
    haha thats one of the biggest laughs uve given me today

    It was the Volturi, I’m 77.3% almost sure of it.
  • *walks up the podium(sp?)*
    *clears throat and yells*
    dipsh^t!
    *clears throat again*
    *straightens out suit*
    *says in more professional voice*
    thank you. and good night.
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    People are so stupid.
  • sexmoneycat
    Damn twihaters!
  • not cool at all.
  • mlj (Team Pea Coat)
    Is NOTHING sacred anymore???????
  • Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*05/09*
    oh noooo way! i was just there a couple weeks ago, taking pics next to that sign!! thats so mean!! Wow, some people are ridiculous, burn down a school? REALLY? go get a life....

    hahaha! the Volturi!
  • TeamSwitzerland♥KiowaKnowsMe
    I think it was Jane! Lol and ya ppl who did that need to get a life!
  • .TF09.
    Why would anyone want to do that? Leave those poor people in Forks alone!! Now they're not going to let anyone come to Forks. Boooo. Great job, arsonists. I wonder if it was Forks kids or nearby La Push kids who did it...Or maybe the kids from South Tacoma.. XD Probably pissed off all of the attention is not on them anymore...

    *wonders if anyone tried to burn down Stadium High School in Tacoma...(that's where "10 Things I Hate About You" was filmed...)*
  • Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*05/09*
    Are you from Tacoma? do you live there?
  • .TF09.
    15 mins from it. Why?
  • Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*05/09*
    Wow! because i live in Puyallup! thats sooo cool! i have never found anyone on here who is actually from Washington. I think thats so cool :D

    (oh and i love the movie 10 Things I Hate About You also!)
  • .TF09.
    Haha! It's a small world! Downtown Puyallup or on the Hill? I live on the Hill. :D Close to Emerald Ridge. Haha.
  • Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*05/09*
    haha! wow thats crazy! Oh im on the Northern side of Meridian by the Mall! haha. i won't stalk you if you don't stalk me! jk ;)
  • Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*05/09*
    OMG!!!!! nooooo way! i live on the Hill too!! Close to Emerald Ridge! HA! crazy. :D this is too cool!
  • .TF09.
    Bahahahaa. Close to Silver Creek is where I reside. Don't stalk me, though ;P
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    LMAO!!!

    This is the stuff that always made me laugh in school.
    (I've always been a cynical little a$$hole) lol

    But that sucks...
  • people are so mean. :(

    so happy it was only a planter box. :)
  • cutesweetiezzz
    Some people are just so pointless sometimes. If you're going to go and hate on something or someone at least hate on something that's REAL! Twilight is just fiction and why do you haters even have to hate on it so much anyways? What has a godddamn BOOK ever done to you?!

    And if you're planning on burning down something AGAIN. At least get it burnt down the second time you've tired it. This makes haters even more pathetic. They can't even light a match a throw it at a sign.
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    It was the Nomad Vamps you guys!!!

    They are pissed because they end up dying at some point.

    Hint fire = James

    lol

    but seriously if this is a Twilight hater....

    Shame on Them!!!

    Grrrr!!!!
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    That is awful!

    Twilight hate crime?

    Please say it isn't so!!!
  • rpattzgirl
    Schools get vandalized all the time, but this is really pathetic...
  • Ummm
    Maybe someone hust really dosn't like school...
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I think it was Rachelle...she is trying to destroy the school so that filming cannot continue, she just needed a 10 day delay in shooting, perhaps this will get it for her....

    Too bad for her she didnt get that badge in Girl Scouts because she obviously does not know how to start a good fire to keep it burning...

    *looks at "Arson" badge from my Girl Scout days*...*sigh*...good times

    LOL
  • What Obsession?
    That's exactly what I was thinking, LOL!
  • LMAO
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    They don't give an "Arson" badge in Girl Scouts....

    You're thinking of Campfire Girls!

    I know....

    I'm a tenth level pyromaniac! =0D
  • kristine8
    OMG, I totally saw a biographical movie about you! Are you that chick from Firestarter?

    lol
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    ShhhhhHHHHHHH!

    You're BLOWING my cover!!!


    lol
  • kristine8
    OH!!

    *pinches fingers together*

    *does twisting motion in front of lips*

    *throws away imaginary key*

    My bad.

    LOL

    Now please don't ignite my fur into a burning inferno.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    Nu-uh....this is a special badge I got for burning down the competing troops' cookie display.

    Level 10?? nice!!

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    It's nice to know there were other disgruntled children out there just like me!

    Competing lemonade stands didn't last long in my neighborhood.

    "Pyro-Hoes ROLL OUT!"


    lol
  • $HIT Y'all were pryo-hoes too?!

    freaking aaaa. which infantry?
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Twenty-Second!

    You?
  • 23rd. man we were this close to be together...its fate we found each other here, i tell you! lol
  • ROFLMAO!!!!

    Of course!!!! Rachelle... cute woman, you need to find another way to show your anger!!! LMAO!

    Good one Effing!!!! LOL
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Nice detective work Effing!!!!

    Lol!
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    HELLO THERE! LOve your new AVA!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Thanks Kassie!!!

    Rob smiling and laughing at ComicCon!!!

    Love that smile!!!

    (sigh)

    lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    *straightens fake mustache and looks at LTCB thru magnifying glass*

    Yes, well...thank you...I say, I never would have figured it out, but the "VICTORIA WAS HERE" that was burned into the ground kind of pointed me in the right direction.

    LOL
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    WTF!!!

    Effing.... Are trying to look like Rob from Little Ashes?

    Give Dali his mustache back!!!!

    LMAO!!!!
  • RealMenGlitter
    *taps LTCB on the shoulder*

    eh actually the stache with a bit freaky....

    I hope that thing is burned and never returns to Pattinson flawless face



    HI BTW!!!!! *leaps into LTCB arms and squeezes her tightly while reaching back and smacking her @ss*

    I have missed you and that smiley Pattinson!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Ahhhhhh!!!!

    See I did that without even trying..

    that was all for you RMG!!!

    lol!
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Woah!!!

    RMG!!!!

    I've missed you so!!!

    (hugging RMG and not letting go)

    lol
  • RealMenGlitter
    Now you are even rhyming!

    You must love me!!

    teehee
  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    LOL smartass. I missed ya. I've been gone a bit.
  • WOW...that's sooo dumb....
  • MrsSpunkRansom
    Wow, thats pretty stupid. People actually hate Twilight so much that they'd try to commit arson? That's really immature.

    Ha, I agree. The Volturi probably did it.
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    I can't wait til this punk gets caught and does jail time for being a TWI-Hater...LOL Listen up you Twi-Haters....this is waht happens to you for not liking Twilight: JAILTIME M-F-ers!!!! LOL
  • MrsSpunkRansom
    LOL.You dont mess with us Twi-hards. We'll get Jane on your a$$! lmao
  • zzzzzzzzzz
    Wow, that's pathetic. I mean if you really don't like Twilight then why would you try to vandalize the school that the fictional character went to... No worry's though. Glad no one got hurt. It could have been the Volturi... Maybe. Not. Haha rotfl!
  • T-RoxSox
    Ugh! It was probably a hater!! I hate haters.
    No need to burn things...that's just immature.
  • dyya_a_romanian_vampire
    maybe someone who hates all twilight thing ? ..it makes sense ... honestly why now ..right ?
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Damn... it's those wolf boys again...

    *shakes indexfinger reprovingly*

    troublemakers... LOL
  • 4thewolf
    No,no.. dutchie.. why would it be a wolf?

    1. 108.9 degrees.. it sure as heck wouldn't be for warmth.

    2. We make fires all the time.. this one failed.. our wouldn't have.. therefore not us.

    You sure vamps weren't a little chilly the other night?
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Dutchie!!! For shame!
    *glares at Dutchie, hands on hips*

    I'm surprised at you, blaming my wolf boys!!!
    They wouldn't do this!

    Besides, if they were out to start trouble, they wouldn't be so clumsy about it! LOL
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Aw... don't be mad...

    You can't blame them... they're just jealous that Edward gets all the attention!!

    And they're not thinking straight, cause all they do is looking for girls who'll imprint on them, they just wanted to impress the girls at Forks High, by acting all tough...
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    You know what? I think Summit did this!!!! They're still trying to distract us from the Rachelle nonsense!!!! And they framed the wolf boys, and when that didn't work, they brainwashed MC and convinced her that she did it!!!!! LMAO

    I'm full of crazy conspiracy theories, huh???? ;)
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    No worries. I think all worked out quite well.. She agreed to come along on her own free will and she gets to share a cell with Jake...
    What's the problem?
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    I'll never be a know-it-all again!

    I've learned my lesson, and I'm ready to serve my punishment...in a cell with Jacob. Damn, that's gonna be rough....hopefully!!! LOL

    I'll be standing in the driveway, ready to go, at 6:30

    Thanks for putting in the good word for me!
    Us Dirty Angels gotta stick together!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Hmmm....That did work out quite nicely for her.

    *ponders*

    Maybe I should have confessed myself....
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Yup... that's what you get when you act like a Mrs know-it-all...

    *repetes Jimhy's words in a childish way*

    The wolf boys wouldn't do this! They wouldn't be so clumsy about it!

    Look what it got you!

    Well, since you are this honest, I will see what I can do for you... maybe have a word with this officer.

    *talks to officer and points at Jimhy*

    *comes back*

    It's settled... Tomorrow night, you can stay in the cell with Jake. A police car will pick you up at seven.
  • ...dude, i think ur right! i think they chipped me! i keep hearing this beeping noise in my head!

    please tell me im right and that im not crazy!!!! PLEASE!!!! /SOBS/

    YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT!!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    LMAO

    You're not crazy! I'll come by and take it out, but first I'll give you a little time to enjoy Jake in that cell ;)
  • ....ur right. THANKS! hehehe
  • .....

    *sighs* confession time.

    okay I'LL ADMIT! IT WAS ME. THERE, I SAID IT. I GOT A BITCARRIED AWAY WITH THE FIRE.

    JIMY can testify. she knows i like to burn crap. i tried burning down sum$hit but they have stain glass walls and metal doors. plus i didnt wanna go to jail forever. after the rachelle stunt...i was effing pissed.so i burned the closes thing i could find...forks high.

    needless to say, i didnt know a forks high actually existed. i thought it was the set for the movies. so the next morning i was all like...oops.

    and Effing...I wrote the victoria was here. /hangs head in shame./

    i know, i know...bends over. here u can smack me now effing.
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Officer:

    Ok... that clears it all up then!

    Well young lady, I am afraid I have to bring you in.

    I won't smack you, but I will cuff you!

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?

    Ok then, one more question: do you mind sharing a cell? We arrested a gorgeous young guy with an eight-pack named Jake earlier this evening, he'll be your cellmate...
  • ...nah jimy will do it later.

    so...jacob, huh?
  • *sighs* *looks at jacob and asks* so...whats your sign?
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    LMAO! No need to remove that chip now, huh?
  • ....yes m'am!

    no m'am, i dont mind AT ALL!
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Well, that's settled then...

    Come along young lady!

    Make yourself comfortable, you *points at both McNutters and Jake* are going to stay here for a very long time!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    MC!!!
    Great, now I'm gonna have to testify against you in court and tell the world that you're a pyro! :(

    I don't even know what to do with you right now!

    I'm gonna let Effing give you your punishment, I'm sure she'll be quite thorough!
  • ... yes, don't remind me. /facepalm/ that b- is ROUGH.
  • /hangs head in shame/

    ....LOL yes, yes she will. /cringes at the thought of it/
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    You better watch your @ss....literally! LOL
  • Stacey
    I'd laugh if the person who did this has the same name as one of the volturi, like Marcus or something... lol
  • Aqualeni
    I just think itz stupid i mean they are alot of things you can burn out there n u decided to burn down the school i always wish to attend to. LMAO jk

    But i think sumone has serious issues XD
  • bcwlove
    THE VORTURI BA HA HA HA THATS FUNNY. THAT DOES SUCK BOUT THAT THOUGH.
  • Honestly guys .. it was probably some youngin's that are PO'ed cause their GF's dumped them cause they ain't no Edward Cullen!

    So they got jealous, and tried to burn the sign. They were obviously TOO stupid and burned the wrong thing.

    drrrrrrr
  • no, no it was rachelle. effing has the evidence!
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Couldn't have said it any better....LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    HEY LIL'CACTUS!

    How are YOU?!?!?!
  • bellaslittlecactus
    Couldn't have said it any better....LOL
  • Eff that!! Don't BLAME the Volturi!!

    CALL the Volturi to take over the investigation.

    Nevermind...I have my Janey on speed dial.

    *Calls up Janey*

    Hi...Janey? Tis muah. I need a solid you owe. Meaning, hunt down the effers who burned something at Forks High. Make it extra painful for me!!

    *Has officially lost my mind*

    Oh look....the men in white jackets are here.
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    ROFL
    I think I need a little help from then men in white jackets as well... my tummy hurts from all the laughing...........
    *awkward pause*
    Did I just say TUMMY!?!
    Oh I did lose it... call them FAST!!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    LOL you ROCK!! Wait...

    I seriously need to have another line for you, girl!

    But you know what... I think it might be one of the spouses of the women here - with all the time we spend here, the number of wall papers that we have at home, the number of souvenirs that we have collected... it is very very possible that it might be one of our better halves...

    *shrugs* what can I say - the green eyed monster rears its head in the opposite sex too!
  • LOL!! I didn't even think about that! I would expect a few signficant others as well. Twilight has turn many of men into honorary Twilight widowers. Edward love...Jake love...pack love..vamp love. Hello green eyed monster!!

    Nah. I love the line you have for me! lol. I do rock! *flexes*
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Have to think abt everything once you get married, sis!
    EVERY-frickin-THANG!! :-D
    We have LOTS and LOTS of love going around here! If this was not The Saga
    forum, probably this would have been a hippie forum!!

    LOL!!
  • IHowl2 - The ONLY Samske Girl
    Have to think abt everything once you get married, sis! EVERY-frickin-THANG!! :-D

    We have LOTS and LOTS of love going around here! If this was not The Saga forum, probably this would have been a hippie forum!!

    LOL!!
  • *clears throat*
    *says in manly police voice*
    ma'am, we're going to have to take that cell phone. we believe it has evidence and information prior to this investigation. STRAP HER DOWN BOYS!
    *cringes as TWP screams in rage*
    *catches phone as man in white jacket tosses it*
    thanks.
    *searches phone*
    whoa whoa whoa, hey now, no need to growl missy!
    *tosses phone back*
    sorry wrong room...
  • *Growls*

    If there is even a scratch on my new, gorgeous, Cherry red, Blackberry I'll hunt you to the four corners of the earth!!

    *Struggles against the straight jacket*

    Someone untie me!!
  • CHILL! DAM! SOMEONE PUT SOME IRON ON HER HANDS! WAIT -- No! THEN SHE'LL SWING AT ME!

    *grabs Blackberry quickly*
    *looks for scratches*
    *takes out MY cellphone*
    *sends picture of topless Paul to TWP*
    *shows picture to TWP*
    there...better?
  • *Giggles sinisterly* No someone give me some iron!!

    No that isn't better!! My background is already topless Paulex!!!

    I'll send you a pic of topless Robbie if you untie me.
  • how about, we make an agreement? eh? eh? the Cullens and Quileutes did it? why not?
    HOW ABOUT --
    when and IF I untie you, you dont rip my throat out and/or tear me apart -- in return...*ponders* my freedom and my body fully intact?
    btw, i already have a gagillion-zillion-million pictures of Robbykins shirtless :)
  • twifan79
    As fans of the Twilight series....... we should all come together and set up a fund to help protect Forks High School!
  • RaRa
    I agree, that's a great idea:) We should come together and protect the place where our beloved story takes place. Twilight is a huge part of our lives, Forks is like our home:)
  • T-RoxSox
    LMAO!! Too funny!
  • meligira
    LOL!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    ROTFLOL!!!

    Nice.
  • RealMenGlitter
    SCARLET!!!

    I DID IT!!!!

    I released my crickets!

    I have always been one of those overprotective cricket lovers but I decided it was time to let them spread their wings and fly!

    bottom on body art chik post...no words were coming to me and the moment just felt right!

    Now...how do I get them back?
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    GLITTER!!!!!!


    AWESOME!!!!


    I'm going to check it out!


    P.S. You need to make them a comfy little box...and train them that when the lid opens...they need to either hop out or hop in!
  • LOL! Thanks!!
  • kristine8
    whassup, Scarlet?

    *stands on hind feet, looking up*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    CRACK KITTY!!!


    *Scratches behind CK's ear"

    How's my favorite furry feline?

    *hands CK a bottle of Crack-Milk*
  • kristine8
    *lifts bottle up and downs it in one gulp*

    How's the cohabitation going? I hear I missed a couple battles with Amanda over the weekend. You healing ok? LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *tosses CK a ball of string and sits to talk*

    Cohabitation is going GREAT!!! I couldn't be happier!

    URLMN's been up to her wicked ways as usual.

    Healing? What chu talkin' bout Willis?

    lol
  • kristine8
    * runs around Scarlet's feet playing with string*

    Love that girl, but she doesn't fear inflicting pain and suffering on her enemies, and you seem to get her goat for some reason. LOL

    *stands in between Scarlet and Amanda, torn*

    You got to give props, though, the cookie song was rad. LOL
  • Amanda(URmylifenow)
    Interesting convo you two.
    Okay, im going to show you why she gets my goat!

    This is the first time she ever really talked to me.

    My comment to PIMSY: Lmao!!!

    Okay this is getting really creepy. First you're always trying to steal Mr. Darcy from his wife and now THIS!!

    Scarlet1 really needs to pay more attention you. lol


    Her response: Whoa....Whoa...WHOA!!!

    Wait a clock tick!


    What do you MEAN I need to pay more attention to her?!?!?!?!


    I pay PLENTY of attention to her THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!


    Are you suggesting that I am in any way UNSATISFYING??


    Because if you are....I will NOT hesitate to drop-kick you to Cyrus-ville with all the rest of the inexperienced LOSERS who don't know the difference between a unicorn and a horse!!!


    So...put THAT in your pipe and SMOKE IT!!!

    And that's how it started..
    So it is clearly not my fault!!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    LOL!

    The ONLY reason I get her goat is because she has a hard time arguing with
    me!!!! She just can't seem to beat me!

    Hey!!! I'll have you know I defended HER avatar today!! SEE!!! I CARE!!!


    lol!
  • LMAO!!!! i love you! *kisses you*
  • Love you too!!
  • LMAO at men in white jackets.
  • LOL!

    Okay seriously...can you help to get me out of the straight jacket? I'm all for a little bondage but this is too much!
  • LMFAO!
  • :-D

    Love it when I make y'all laugh so much!
  • WereWolfGirl
    omg thats so mean...who ever did that is just jealos that there school is not having a movie played there
  • 12th?

    Wow! Apparently people have nothing better to do in their lives except to burn down schools!!! WTH?!!?

    There are other ways to seek attention, without causing destruction! Geez.

    And shout-out to MCNutters: We are not the crazy ones, they are!
  • awww /tears up/ YAAYYYYYY!!

    *remembers the night we had at the NMM party*
    *kisses her deeply*
  • **kisses back** Hey babe!
  • aww you reply now...i mean then...when your gone now?! fudgecicles! lol
  • I know, I am sorry...till next time!
  • LOL wow...someone is excited.
  • You have no idea!!!
  • lol its okay! ;)

    i can't resist your beauty...your so "MOUTHWATERING" LOL
  • **squeal**

    **intense music playing**
    **sexy footage of shitless jake**
    **no, run jake run**
    **roarrrr**
    **New Moon, Nov 20, 2009**
  • LMAO

    Congrats on...12th

    woohoo CJ
  • Whad up ferns?!!? And thanks, I feel like I truly accomplished something being 12th and all. haha
  • HAHA...you DID!

    LOL..

    non...THIS post made me laugh!
    hehe
  • LeanneZoeii*ROBRObRobrob♥
    Lol @ "It was the Volturi" hahaha

    Anyways,
    who ever did this clearly doesn't like Twilight...
  • mschicklet
    So basically everyone at Summit, given recent utter disregard for what the fans want ;)
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    way to go lame-o...seriously, who the hell has it out for forks and/or twilight that bad?!
  • LOL!!
  • Obviously the Cullens killed some more newborns and they were just burning the the ripped up pieces....come on guys!
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    yeah that could be it...the cullens aren't that messy though, they would have at least gone to a field or something LOL
  • that's true....they are trying to keep themselves a secret......that'd be reckless of them..... :)
  • I know dam u Twilight haters!
  • limonpower
    you said it. they are total losers.
  • Volturi
  • Jaypat
    LMAO!
  • Venia_Cullen
    lol...XD
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel)
    LOL...my charlie wouldn't do that.
  • It was probably Jane. She holds grudges.
  • Twihard_Mrs.Lautner
    yes she does. some people just have some serious issues to work out :]
  • T-RoxSox
    11th
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    8th?
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    10th =) that sucks lol about the volturi but there are some stupid idiots in life that do effed up stuff like that =(((
  • Goldeneyed<3r
    wow thats pretty stupid!! who the heck would want to burn down a sign of Forks?? how does that accomplish anything?
  • haters. complete loser, haters.

    haters = Volturi

    Thats my opinion
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    8th

    What a dumb@ss thing to do! If you don't like the Twilight mania, that's fine, but now people are committing crimes over it? WTF? Whoever did this, get a life!
  • Congratulations for your top ten my love!!! ^^

    I agree with you hun!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Thank you my darling!!!
  • mirushi (ROBSTEN_junkie)
    oh my..
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    6th!

    and you must know, on the lexicon post, someone made this comment:

    "It was Caius. I’m almost completely sure of it."

    and yes, i laughed out loud.
  • kristine8
    He gets a bit carried away with his little metal ciggy lighter.

    Thing's powerful. LMAO
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    crack kitty! oh how i've missed that avie!

    how the hale have you been?!
  • kristine8
    Not bad, miranda, not bad. Better now that Scarlet has replenished my crack milk supply.

    Now I'm feelin' frisky.

    *jumps out from behind chair, bats miranda on legs, and disappears*

    LOL
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Haha!
    Yeah, I LOLed a little bit too when I read that just now.
    At least we can joke about it!
  • LeanneZoeii*ROBRObRobrob♥
    LOL!!
  • bettingonalicexo
    5th?

    ahahah edit: i'll look and see what this is about now!
    i refreshed and it said 1 comment i was like JEEEEEZ thats a new sight ahha!

    ummm, vandalism, at an over publicised high school? SAY IT AINT SO!
    it was going to happen sooner or later..
  • TwilightTakeover
    4th?
  • TEAM SETH
    3rd!!! Yay! Top Three!
    *in a more serious voice*
    Who could possibly hate Twilight this much to commit arson???

    What idiots would try to burn down a sign. Dont they realize that the fire could have spread!

    Idiots just idiots. Maybe we should debate their punishments lol

    Force them to watch Twilight on a loop if they hate it so much.
  • Goldeneyed<3r
    2nd then:D...yep Volturi for sure did it!! haha!! yeah make em watch twilight i agree with Team Seth
  • Congrats on your 2nd!!!

    *throws confetti*
  • LOL!
    I'm 1st!! woot woot!!

    Yeah, I think that the Volturi did it too... they have this thing with fire, right?? Maybe there they killed a vampire! LOL

    Now seriously, what kind of people goes through life burning schools?? (besides Volturi, of course)

    This goes dedicated to my lovers, fellows, b*tches and soulmate =)
  • Kay
    Congrats on 1st!!!!!!!!!!!
    *smacks Lali's @$s for getting 1st* You go girl!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    *glares*

    Um, I am not a lover, your b*tch or soulmate...Seems that you forgot to dedicate this post to your butch...

    *crosses arms over chest*

    ...you shall pay for this mistake later, my dear...

    *evil grin*

    LMAO

    Kudos on first!!

    *throws confetti*
  • OMJ!! Silly me!!!!

    I count you between my b*tches!! You're my #1 after all! But yeah!! You deserves a special place!! All to yourself!!! My beloved butch!!!

    *thrown to Effing's feet*

    I deserve to be punished!!! *wide smile* I bring the paddle!!! LMAO!

    And you're one of my lovers too... after all I love you madly =) Thaaank you baby!!!!! *kisses Effing*
  • HAHAHA....gooooooooooo Lali!
    Congrats!
  • Thank you cuz!!! You're my lover!! Just in case you didn't know it LOL
  • HEHE...thx...it means a looot to me!!!!
    LOL
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    so which am i?

    a lover, fellow, b*tch, or soulmate? LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *laughs at miranda and Nutty*
    At least "I" know what I AM... I'm a FELLOW... woohoo!!

    Sorry!!
    *hangs head*
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    what?! ceci?!

    did you undergo some operation i wasn't aware of?!

    or all this time you've been posing as "cecelia" when you're really a lot like mr. darcy?!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    ROFL... oh my EDWARD... NO!!!!! I guess I should explain since Lali and I are the ones that obviously KNOW what that means... LOL
    You see, I started calling Lali my sexy, FELLOW-spanish-speaking Lali and she me, got it? LMAO And it's CECILIA... lol gosh I hate it like that... its CECI!!!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    yeah, that's what my mom has told me....haha.

    ferni is going to be my tutor i think. :)

    i'll keep at it!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    actually i took four years...still, if you don't use it, you lose it.

    but i try for you and ferni. she likes it. :)
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Hehe aww how sweet... yea keep using it, Spanish is a wonderful language... lol
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    OHHHH!!! si! si claro!!! es verdad!

    y sabe que te llamas cecilia!!!!! lo siento! :(

    ok, i just tried to aplogize in spanish. did it work?!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMFAO please tell me you DO speak Spanish 'cause if you dont that was mighty close!!!!
    No worries... lol It worked!!!
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    aaaand i just realized i aksed lali if i was a man....


    oh gosh.
  • You said that for my soulmate???
    Well dear my soulmate is Wilfy! She imprinted in me and all... so now I'm a wolf's imprintee!! LOL
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    yeah...but i'm definitely not a FELLOW! lolz
  • ohh yeah! You're a Robert lover after all LOL
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    sweet. we shall hash all the deets out later on twitter. ;)
  • You're between the B and the L!!! LOL
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    LOL.

    sweeeeet. ;)
  • Well dear...we can fix the issue on Twitter, any day, any time!!! LOL
  • MB . Team Slade Brigade 3/09
    you mean....

    *lips quivering*

    i can be your lover?!?!
  • Of course *wink*
  • LOL yeah i was gonna ask the same.
  • You're my b*tch! Any doubt?? LOL And you're my lover too!! LOL
  • gee thanks. pft.

    yaaaaayyyyyyy! LOL
  • Lali!! Congrats on first girl!! And please tell me I am one of your lovers. **wink, wink** LMAO!
  • Thank youuuuuu!! and of course Cj dear!!! You're a lover.. I didn't touch your butt yet!! LOL
  • you do know we share lovers...cj is a lover of mine too. it all started one night at a NMM party and the punch was spiked. LOL
  • Whoo-hoo!!!!
    **bends over for Lali**
    It's right here if ya want it! LMAO!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Congrats my darling soulmate!!!!

    You're so cute with the dedicating! I'm touched!
    I love you!!!!!!

    *kisses*
  • My soulmate!!!! ^^
    I'm glad that you like it!! I love you too!!!

    *gives a long kiss to WIlfy*
  • LeanneZoeii*ROBRObRobrob♥
    Congrats on first!
    :D
  • Thank you!! ^^
  • LALI!!!! MY LOVE. CONGRATS!!!!

    awww thanks for the dedication. /tear/

    if its twilight hate then THOSE losers need to be in a mental institution NOT us. am i right? WHO'S WITH ME?!

    yes! will posted it LOL
  • You're welcome hun!!!! ^^

    And I'm with you of course!!!!!
  • TEAM SETH
    Congrats on first!!!

    (I think the Volturi would have succeeded if they had tried to burn down the sign...they're the "bad guys" but we have to give them more credit than this lol)
  • Thank you!!
    I think that Jane did it... she is a little bit impatient! LOL
  • T-RoxSox
    Congrats on first :)
  • Thank you! ^^
  • team_rob_tay
    yes girl lol ..it was the volturi? roflmfsao, theres no line betwen reality and fantasi lol
  • Wait, wait... what do you mean with fantasy?? you do want to tell me that Jasper isn't real?????

    *shock* LOL
  • RealMenGlitter
    Of course she didnt mean that!

    *pulls Lali into a comforting hug*

    *strokes Lali's hair*

    Jasper is probably sucking the blood out of a wildebeest as we speak!

    Smile! You got first!

    *throw confetti*

    *champagne toast*

    *starts the chicken dance because everyone freakishly loves the chicken dance even if they dont want to admit it*

    I better be one of those lovers/b*tches you dedicated your first too!

    But then again Im a selfish b*tch id never dedicate my first to anyone Id keep it all to myself...whoops did I say that out loud? teehee

    psst...maybe ill dedicate my next one to you and those hugs I cant resist...you are like a drug to me muahaha


    sorry...too much caffeine today. This post is really long and a whole lot of nothing!

    Let me start over....

    Jasper lives. Congrats on first. We will properly celebrate on twitter later. I love you and your sexy tat. The end.
  • AWWWWWWW!!!!!!

    *runs towards RMG and gives her the most big bear hug ever*

    You lighted my day with your post!!!! thaaaaank you!! Today was awful, but now you made it better!

    I know now where Jasper is when he is not in my bed LOL
    And you have any doubt about my dedication??? *smacks RMG a$$* ;-)

    I love you! Thank you baby!! Really!! *kisses*
  • RealMenGlitter
    *high off my @ss from Lali's intoxicating bear hug*

    wooohooo!!

    Of course I knew I was in the dedication! I just needed an @ss smack!

    Now to the important matter at hand...

    Jasper is just getting well fed before he meets you in bed...You have ten minutes!!

    Wear the black silk ensemble...he will love that ;)

    Dont forget the red heels! And hide the whip under your pillow before he arrives! Man hes gunna love the surprise!

    Aw hun I believe this will make your bad day grand!

    psst...if you need to vent later (after your celebration with Jasper on your first place of course) Ill be on twitter later *blows gigantic kisses*
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