haha i personally think theyre overdoing it.
*runs off to buy everything*

i wonder when theyre going to make Edward and Jacob lollipop.
im sure no one would complain of a chance to legally suck on them
hahahaha

i would be first in line to purchase that "Edward Lollipop"...i hope they make it sparkly too...

*thinks dirty thoughts*..it's just a lollipop duh..or not..lmaooooo

lol
yeahh..."lollipop" ;)
haha if summit was smart they would make these sparkly "lollipops"
*giggles uncontrolaby*

hmm. i should probably write them a letter with my idea.

dear summit,
i thought of a way to make you millions.
two words: edward "lolipops"

hahahahahaha

ehehe...lol..i love your letter to summit...short, sweet and sparkly..way to go

LMAO @ lip venom :)

*wonders how many people are going to complain about over kill on twi products and sneak off and order these anyway*

ROTF

they also have new moon party stuff at party city now...!

NicNixs - what don't you give a crapsten about?

BTW, I have a FF out on FF.net - HOWL! please read Chapter 1 and give me an opinion....

Oh well.....i don't really give a crapsten about anything...coz i'm just a bad girl that way....

but specifically i don't care if Rob and Kris play doctors and nurses in their hotel room or not.....i don't wanna hear any more LMAO

Naaaa....

He's just using his handy-dandy tongue depressor to give her a tonsillectomy.

Nice to know that wood's good for something....else. :D


ROTFLOL

I'm sorry...I couldn't resist.

ewwwwwwwww

*squirts a generous helping of brain bleach into ear*

LMAO

He can also squirt a...naaa....nevermind...you don't need to know about the medicine.

ROTFLOL!!!

LMFAO! Scarlett is back!

Yes...yes she is.

Pffff....Like I was ever GONE!

I know the medicine you mean....it's handy stuff

For internal or external use isn't it....

*wink*

I've heard it can cure the common cold. Just his, though. LOL

*cough, cough*

very willing to test that theory...

That's the stuff...

But you have to be careful with it...

It can cause MAJOR swelling...


lol

Tell me about it!!!!!!! LMAO

LMAO
Only you, Scarlet...only you. :)

Pfffff...

Do you expect anything less?

*grins*

How's my evil little kitty this morning?

Eh, off work so I suppose I'm just feeling moderately evil today.
Got to catch up on tons of ff (yay!) and laundry (boo!).

LOL

PFFFFFF!

Are you KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!

I didn't send you to 4 years of evil medical school for you to be
QWAZI-EVIL!!!!!!

LOL

LMAO Yes, but even the evil among us need to be pratical.

When you're getting ready to go out and inflict pain and suffering on the world it's a terrible distraction not being able to find clean socks.

Laundry first.....THEN evil deeds. LOL

LMAO!

Well if it isn't the disappearing pimp herself!

LOL

*Pulls rabbit out of hat*

*Hands it to S*

The disappearing pimp who can pull rabbits out of a hat!

*Ponders taking act on the road*

.... Legendary....

Ooooh, Rob and Kristen play doctor and nurse in their hotel room??

LMAO

Are you trying to start rumors? I am sure we can all do better than that.

*points to post*

Insert sarcasm there.

LOL

Why Thank you! (takes a bow)

But I was simply pointing out those tabloid mags should talk to some people on this site. I mean there are people on here that can do better photo shop and there are better writers (like red thong stories - LOL)...

We could probably put our heads together and come up with a tale that would leave the Kstew and Rpat wondering if it was true...

LOL

*plugs up ears*

God please nooooooo....pretend i didn't even say anything LOL

LOL
It truly is a monster waiting to rear its ugly head at any given opportunity.
Whether they are or aren't, I don't know how they stand not having some privacy in their lives.

Oooooo....kinky. lol

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*Foot up your ass*

Bahahaha, annnnd guess where else that shoe has been, greyface? Where Megan Fox has been! LOL!

*Grumbles* I'm going to have to test my shoe for herpes...lol

LOL!!! Dude, that would be hilarious if you actually got it tested!!

WTF is your problem, freak?

No one here wants to go on your f*cking website, so stop saying it's something else and get a f*cking life, you moron.

You get 'er kitty, shoot her with that scary ass gun of yours! LMAO

I want to smell like the woods! I'm getting the candle and the body lotion!!!! LMAO!

Do you think if we smell like the woods then the mosquitoes will ignore us?

LMAO NEW BUG REPELLENT!!!

Now there is something that should be marketed "Twilight Bug Repellant"! You're a genious!! LMAO!

Why thank you. (takes a bow)

I really can not take credit - it was Igor's idea.

IGOR! Get back to work in the lab man! We need more Twilight scented merchandise! (cracks whip)

LMAO!

DITTO w/ lip venom!!! Wonder if it'll make me a vamp or Poison Ivy?

Ponders too whether "Twilight Woods" will make me smell like a bondfire...

Remember ladies, Fire + Vamp = No Bueno.

I love it when you speak other languages. lol

Awwww....thanks sweetie!

But I'm sure that's not ALL you love!

*winks*

*grins*

I love it when you bust the SAT words. lol

WOW!

My pimp has NEVER been this nice to me before.

*places cheek on URMLN's forehead*

Are you feeling alright?

AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Starts stuttering as her world crashes around her*


I D-D-idn't m-mean too be nice!!!!

I need to get my edge back...
*Goes to watch "Pimps up ho's down"lol

*ordering lip venom as I type*

LMAO!!

I bet the lotion has sandalwood in it. Mmm. lol

*runs off to place order* lol

good god woman....

you changed your avatar again....

and you changed your name again...*sticks out tongue* LOL;}

I dunno. I haven't found anything that I like since that darn cheeseburger. I really should just bring it back!

* runs off to change avatar- yet again* lol

You really suit Alice :) I see you as an Alice type LOL

*stops dead with hand on doorknob*

pfft...yeah...hypocrites...

Uh anything Twilight sells! End of story!

I just cant wait to go to the mall next week! I have some shopping to do! =P haha

Actually, I dunno, I think I need a new pair of shoes!

shoes w/ hand painted twi book cover pic's on them?...

shhh! You're not supposed to tell people!

But I mean what could one pair of each book cover hurt?! Maybe even a Midnight Sun one! =P

*looks around moving eyes left to right*

*whispers* ...sorry...

It's ok! *pat popper on the head* I'll just have to remember to keep my secrets away from you!! haha

*waving fist in air* your evil, evil I say!...lol

*waving fist in air* your evil, evil I say!...lol

lol the lip venom reminds me of poison ivy lmao!

I saw many, MANY bad reviews on the Twilight Venom. Cute concept, very cute packaging...but totally not worth the money. Of course, there are many who wont care about that and buy it anyway.


*** sneaks off with nix and orders 2 of each! ***

*chin up high*
Not me... nope definitley NOT me..
*looks around*
*runs off to Bath & Body Works*

Again.. speechless!!!

LOL

You know it girl!! LOL Why does it not bother me... matter of fact I get excited about it... when it comes from Bath and Body Works, but if it were at Walmart I would scoff and say it was overkill??! I guess I just must be a twi snob! LOL I hope the lotion smells good because I so want it... I wonder if woods will smell good on me? LOL Won't I smell like Jake then though?

I knew Rob's hobolicious unkempt style would get the recognition it deserves hehe

'Robert Pattinson Makes People's Best Dressed List'

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1621625/200909...

What. In. The. World????

Next they're gonna say CH is one of the <kanyewest>Best Directors of ALL TIME!</kanyewest>

hahahahahah yeah and that "hold on tight spider monkey"is the best line someone has ever said in a movie

What? Am I the only one who loves that line?

I <3 that line. I don't care.

hahaha ok. i respect that: but u got to admitt that some lines where like huhhh??
you never say hi, hi! hahahah that one was funny
sex, money, sex cat! i never understood that one wth cat??

ohhh and i was furious when they didn't said once I love you. i was completly mad at CH for that hehe.

hey don't diss on the cat line!

i am actually glad that they didn't say i love you. the romance hasnt had time to develop like it did in the book. gives a reason to be insecure at the beginning of new moon.

hahah ok i feel like i'm just pissing people off taday. sorry i didnt meant to offend anybody i just didn't understood why that line would fit there.

and well maybe you're right about the i love u but i hope at least in new moon they say taht to each other cuz it's in the book.

really really sorry i don't want to piss off anybody

dont sweat about it. not pissing anybody. just got a dry polish sense of humor

haha ok. i was worry hehe

Yeah. I love you is a bit tame in comparison to how these two feel about to each other. And when would they say it?

Before Edward bites her to save her life or after Edward meets Charlie for the first time?

Edward: Your dad's mustache is really cool.
Bella: I love you.

maybe when alice and jasper scape with bella, when he told her you are my life now.

But doesn't "You are my life now" have so much more meaning than "I love you"?

i know but bella didn't say it. yes it has much more meaning

agree that You are my life now is more meaningful. i love u's are thrown left and right now. but the word love escapes both of their mouths. 'The lion fell in love with the lamb' and 'of 3 things i was blah blah blah in love with him'. guess that was enough to not make the movie puke-cute.

I mean, that was one of the things that didn't annoy me for some reason. It was obvious they loved each other because uh, he was a vampire and she was a human girl and he didn't kill her.

I wonder if they'll ever say "I love you" in the films though LOL.

they will. they certainly will. hence nm.

Actually, I do agree with you. Althought I loved the "spider-monkey" line, there were some ones that were like...unnecessary?!
Oh and yes, I'd be pleased if they have said I Love You at least once. I totally agree with you on that.

Well, at least in NM we know they say it (hopefully more than once).

yes!! hehehe i think so, the movie looks true to books so far i like what cw did!!

Edward does mouthed "I love you" after he said "You are my life now" in Twilight the movie.

reaally?? didn't noticed i'm gonna watch it today

someone told me that, but i cant se it myself . . .
i may have to watch it again . .

Don't worry you're not alone. I love it too.

I loved that line! It was funny! I like your new avi!!!! That pic is cool! ;)

heheh thanks

CH.....hahahah *falls on the floor* Nothing against CH but...yes, given the smaller budget, etc..... she didn't do the first book justice. I was just very disappointed with the first movie. I still think it could have been 100x better than what it was, and the biggest reason it even did as well as it did was due mainly to the popularity of the series and the great chemistry with the cast. Otherwise, whoever says she is the best director of anything....ROFL yea get back to watching some real epic movies :-P At least the books we're still awesome and the real Twi-fans know that. Thank you again SM

that title is due to Marcus Foster's closet! lol

And GQ's extremely giving stylists.

You know that jacket he wore at the TCAs was from his cover shoot.

rob is seriously the pitty case. looks like everybody is trying to enlarge his closet.

Pitty Case??

Puhlease.

He's intentionally wanting to look dirty. That's where all his charm lies: borrowed, stinky, wrinkled, clothing LOL.

really..with MF's dirty shirt...
am actually like rob i hate throwing away my old stuff sentimental values, they have been with through tough times..and happy times .. i still have jeans i bought when i was 17 i still wear them and its got a huge whole on the crotch area..lol (p.s: am 21..thats 5 yr old jeans)
but i cnt seem to throw it away i just cant do it ..8).. i feel your pain rob

Personally i think rob dresses very well, so this is totally deserved :)

Look at this Robsten pic: http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/28...

They're like with the same facial expression. So cuteeee LOL

That's funny...
I like how she's always leaning into him, or turned towards him in pictures.
Too cute...

Aww thanks for posting that photo is cute! :)
Haha, look at this one:
http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/28...
Kristen, what exactly are you looking at? If you follow her gaze she seems to be suspiciously looking at the front of his trousers/pants. Hahaha, naughty naughty.
Actually I don't blame her. LMAO :D

lololololol - that's funny too! And licking her lips...

LOL
Yeah she want it! ahhh we're all want it!

you can catch them often subconciously syncronizing body movements and facial expressions.

Awwwwwwww
lmfao
Soooo adorable!!!!!

This is getting to be a bit much. still waiting on Twitampons.

I am going to smell the candle. I'm a sucker for a candle.

Would you prefer the one's in the shape of Taylors finger or Rob's....?!!?!?...

*****AHHHHHHHH!... Runs away on red toy scooter****

.....Ok... that was bad...

OMG!! ROTFL!! I can't even respond to that. I am laughing so hard!!

* holding 'clean' Tay "finger" with mouth*
 
......I've been naughty.....
 
*big cheesy grin*

Poor Taylor he’s only 17 and all these people are being naughty *says naughty in robs accent*lol

i don't feel too bad about it...we're all just getting ready for when he turns 18...you know, practice makes perfect!

LOL well im 16 so... he's close to my age :-) but I would never do enything "naughty", yet lol

well, my nizzle... when he turns 18, he can no longer date 16 yr olds... rules are rules...
 
That's great, keep ur head out of the gutter.. leave it to those who have already been to the gutter, swam in it and need another go... lol...
 
Im kidding *pointing finger very sturnly at Casizzle" be a good girl, you only benefit in the end...lol...ok, thats all the good advice I can give for one day....

Definitely Rob. That's not even a question.

....*imaging Rob's finger, in there, all day*...how will i get anything done...LMAO!

twitampons would be a REAL DEAL. Like come on vampires and tampons. It's staright out genious!

Vampires & Tampons is a WIN all around. Especially hot, Cullen vampires.

LOL OME I didn’t even think about that LOL I should reread the books I’m losing it!

Okay. so out of curiousity
*lies, i was totally gonna buy it*
i went to check the website to see how much the lip venom is. $16 FOR SOME LIPGLOSS? im sorry twilight but thats just insaneeeeee. i could buy 3 of those wonderful victoria secret lipgloss's for that much !

Sooo True!

its insane ! i mean, $16? crazyyy !

Sooo True!

soooo....if i wear this, will a sexi vampire tell me i smell edible and then proceed to fall in love with me???

:) coz thatd be worth it :D

If you smell like woods? *lol ^^

>< yes....everyone knows men love the woods LMFAO!!

haha do explain ur username...rob in a kilt? :) im intrigued :D

*lol yeah but do the woods smell edible? ^^

Well some of us are obsessed with the thought of Rob in a kilt (understandably without boxers) ^^ Maybe it's because we're all european girls *lol

and maybe cuz hes just so delicious and would be hot in a kilt LMFAO!!!
haha evryone knows trees smell edible! pft, waht have you been eating
ur whole life?!?!?!

hehe :)

you can join us if u want :D Maybe i should go into our forest and taste it ^^

maybe you should :D

it will amaze you. tasted almost as good as rob did xD xD

JK LMFAO! hehehe

*with mouth full of wood* Oh yef it taftef really good! Yummy ^^

ahahahahahahahahahaha - you're so hilarious! :D

hehe would i lie to you about that taste????.... i thought not ;D

No i would never think of that ^^ Nice avi btw *LOL i have to look really carefully but i get it ;D

lol i saw it and think its perfecttttt lmao

"what's that, you don't like twilight??

oh, i thought you said, 'I should die'."

LMFAO! heheheh take it haters ;)

YEAH!! *throws rotten tomatoes* down you haters LMAO ^^

silly haters being all negative.

lmao im hoping my avvi will scare em straight! *looks into greyface's eyes* that means you, all you greyfaces!! hear? ;D

I have a vision for you: Rob. In NYC. Wearing ONLY (emphasis!) a kilt. Standing above a subway shaft. And the wind blows from underneath.................
Let your mind wander, girl! HAHA

*whisper* you will drive her crazy right?? ^^ But I asking you: How do you get this vision after watching DD??? *LOL

Haven't watched it yet - I guess it will be a looooong night! LOL Waking up as a zombie again. ;)
I have been thinking about that scene with Marilyn Monroe. LOL

Bad girl ^^ I will dream about rob standing above a subway shaft tonight!! ^^

That was EXACTLY my intention!!! *jumps up and down* But please don't pretend you won't enjoy it! ;) Your pillow will be soaked by drool (I speak out of experience ;))! LMAO

Ok let's play the "vision game" ^^ When i use this body lotion and smell lik woods... will edward be here and "climb" me? :D

In your mind ANYTHING is possible! Just close your eyes, lean back, chillax and let the vision begin...
First, imagine how Rob will rub that body lotion into your skin... smooth... gentle... and then he leans in to kiss your neck with his satin lips... *chills* Then he streaks your hair back... and SUDDENLY!

LMAO ^^ Can't stop laughing^^ this will keep me awake all night *lol *click the link and order the entire assortment* LOL

You have to own the woods body lotion - Edward likes that one especially! ;)

It's gettin hot in here ^^ Lol time for beauty sleep ^^ have a good night! Hugs and kisses =)

I'll be off soon, too! I think I kinda lost control tonight! And now DD! LOL
Good night, Miiiiiinschen! *huggie & kussi* :D

....................*tiny littles spaz out movements*


eeeeee.... :D :D oh man, my mind is now in the gutter :D right where
it belongss hahahah

That's exactly where I wanted your mind to be! ;) Now you know why we are so obsessed with Rob wearing a kilt. Who wouldn't want to have that vision over and over again when only looking at your name? LOL

eeee! *heart explodes* oh rob, is there any way i can talk about you
and remain sane???

:) that man drives me crazyyyyy! lmfao

I'm afraid there's no way to escape - we're under his spell! You know, he is really experienced with his little wand! LMAO

little......wand??

it aint little honey xD oo, im naughty today LMFAO

Yeah, you're def right! *sorry* I mean, his fingers are pretty loooong! LOL And you know what they say about fingers... (Or was it feet? Nevermind! You get the idea!) HAHA

LOL!! i thought it was toes..? lmfao jk

oh rob...he always makes fun of his.. LONG girly hands :) ooo, scandelous hehehe

LOL!! i thought it was toes..? lmfao jk

oh rob...he always makes fun of his.. LONG girly hands :) ooo, scandelous hehehe

You see, if a guy has looooong GIRLY hands, grab him and drag him to your bedroom! LOL And play with his wand! LMAO I should go to bed - I've totally lost control! Damnit, Rob!

haha grab and drag to bedroom.....got it!! ;)

hey, rob does that to people :) lol silly rob making us have such bad
thoughts........ oooo *swoon* stating the obivous here, heis GORGEOUS!
lmfao

Yeah, it's ALL Rob's fault, he is guilty and to blame! LOL Wait, it's all his mother's fault! Oh Mrs. Pattinson, how could you actually do that to us?!? Cruel person, you! LMAO
Ok, gotta go now, but I'll subscribe to you - so we can continue... Damnit, I'm really planning to do that again! Sick person I am! LOL
Bye, Shhh! I'm over the ocean, so it's pretty late. But be sure that my pillow will be soaked in drool... Kilt, subway shaft, long girly fingers, wand... It's all too much for me! *faints* *but before: huggles* LOL

poor pillow.....death by dreaming of rob :( itll never know what hit them.... LMFAO! bibibibi xD

why do I have nasty thoughts about Twilight Woods lotion....
?

Oh I won't fall for your tricks B&B!!!!!


I know the twilight woods are where vampires take you when they want to break up with you...

You want me to smell like I've been dumped!!! lol

LMAO

oh my! cant breathe!!! too funny!!

*still laughing*

Ahahahahaha, so glad I'm not in the US.

Although I could think of a few uses for that candle. *wink*

.... yea, your right, I guess we're glad too...

... LMAO!! ... NO, i kid, i kid....

LMAO. I'll be back, soon. Be forewarned, America. Rob and the candle will be MINE. *evil laughter*

Geesh!.. I'll send you the bloody candle!..wouldn't want to deny you that fresh woods scent...

..... but we'll send Rob back after we've completly violated him, all his virtures and until he's nothing but a pile of oversexed mush... I'm thinking it'll take a few yrs.......*heavy sigh of happiness* thats gonna be fun...

You mean to tell me that in a few years from now, you will return Rob to his native lands as an oversexed mush with no virtue left? ... And you think that's a bad thing..?

Bring on the sex machine with no morals, we European girls will know how to take care of him. ;)

LMAO.... I believe it...
 
.... hey I really don't care, my virtures are shot to heII as long as everyone gets theire share.... lmaO...
 
..... but now I don't know.. ur making him so appealing... we may have to keep him around longer... go another round.. 2nds, 3rd's, 54th's, 175's, 247th...u know...

*psst* the man always "comes home" for Christmas, if you know what I'm sayin'...

...what's that?... oh that holiday, since he doesn't have time to watch the news, we went ahead and told him you'll no longer be celebrate that little event over there, and just to make sure this doesn't upset his parents, he needs to invite them to the states for it, before they even say anything....
 
hey were r from again?

oh.. honey, I don't think so. He couldn't live without plum pudding.

Where am I from? From all over, to be honest, but I was born and raised in Germany, but I haven't lived there for 12 years. Since then I've lived in the UK, Spain, Belgium, many many years in the US, and right now I'm in Scandinavia. But I do travel to London. A LOT. Enough to know the suburb where Rob's parents live. ;)

I demand that you take me to them! I will hold them ransom in exchange for s#xual favors from their magic son.

lol... Maybe we can send him home for that, b/c i 've never have had it nor do I know anyone who has...but I'm sure someone could send some over...lol!
 
That's awesome, sounds like your in the military or just a vast adventurer! I've lived in TX all my life, which is ok w/ me, less street names to remember, terrible since of direction. lol. My friend lives in germany. I have no other affiliation w/ the other places you have lived, which may be a good thing.... ; ) So u must know a bunch of different languages, thats awesome!
 
Scandinavia!... brrrr, its cold over there!... there must be some haters in that atmosphere! ...lol

I love you both because this conversation is awesome! I'm in on the demoralizing Patsy boat! I can do that all by myself to the point where he will be a walking sex zombie.

....all aboard, baby!...

... our poor rob...
 
we're just gonna have to keep making him pop those viagra's like M & M's...

LMAO.... I believe it...
 
.... hey I really don't care, my virtures are shot to heII as long as everyone gets theire share.... lmaO...
 
..... but now I don't know.. ur making him so appealing... we may have to keep him around longer... go another round.. 2nds, 3rd's, 54th's, 175's, 247th...u know...

why do people like picking on the germans? i don't get it.
LOL

Us Teutons are an interesting bunch, aren't we.

indeed -says the Slav.

Slightly overboard on promotional products now...

EDIT:

Woot! First again!!!


(And I like Sephora lip venom so I may try the B&B Twilight one.)

Ok...how far is the commercialization going to go???

I do wonder - what would Twilight Woods smell like???

Moss and dirt? LOL

Moss, dirt and rain!!!

I need the movie to come out already.

Oh..and you are around my age (I believe from our conversations) how sad were you about Patrick yesterday?

I have been so sad. Patrick was the best role model of the 80's men. He married his high school sweetheart (Never had an affair), stayed true to his morals, was capable of singing, dancing, and acting. The only man that is as public about his love of his wife, his loyalty, who is also a triple threat is Hugh Jackman.

Though I'd like to think that Patrick's morals have rubbed off on other celebrities. Did you hear what Dancing With The Stars is doing? I half look forward to that tribute and half cringe 'cause there is no one like Patrick!

Me, too. When I found out about it I was crushed. How many times I watched Dirty Dancing over and over. AND GHOST!

He was an amazing person and you don't come across too many like him anymore. It was a sad day.

So what is Dancing with the Stars doing exactly?

They are doing some sort of tribute on the results show. I am guessing all of the stars present will dance. I am also guessing there may be a few special guest star appearances...

----They are doing some sort of tribute on the results show. I am guessing all of the stars present will dance. I am also guessing there may be a few special guest star appearances...---

(there was no more response room)

Sounds like it will be nice - when is it?

On a side note...are they already on a new season for DWTS? I am so out of the loop.

The result show is the 23rd (read this), I think the premier is the 21st but I am not positive.

Are you going to watch it?

Yes, I think I will watch it. It looks great.

like lavender, blood and wolf pee! lol

Wow, I am not sure what to think about that. LOL!

Congrats on 1st! :)

Thanks

3rd? lol id get the lipgloss. but the other stuff ehhh? idk if i really wanna smell like the woods.

(does anyone think that should be a males product and named after jacob? since bella described him as having a very woodsy smell in eclipse?)

Eh. The Twilight woods candle might be nice, but I wouldn't pay anymore than a couple bucks for it.

true, idk where they get the ideas for some of this stuff tho. like i get the lipgloss but like woods smells? what does that honestly have to do with twilight. their just tryina make a couple bucks off twilight.

A couple bucks? Probably more like a couple million. Sigh.

If Axe body spray could afford the copyright I can totally see them marketing one and calling it Jake.....some kind of musky outdoorsy scent.

*pictures the commercial where Taylor is mauled by women not in their right mind*

But I guess that would be art imitating life.

LOL

LOL i can totally see that commercial ! haha, "wanna make the fan girls go crazy? Get Jake :D" hahaha ! i swear i think like someone should draw the line. next think you know its gonna be like...a vile of fake blood candy with edwars picture on it that says "Bellas Blood" haha

They could call it J. Black (they wouldn't even have to reference Twilight as most men wouldn't buy it).

but most ladies would buy it for their men, closest they'll get to an actual jacob; next thing they'll be like "Hunny, lets set up the tent and sleep outside ;]" LOL !

ROFL!! We would have to invite the "coldest" person we know to sit by the tent door in an upright fetal position.

LOL yes !! it would be perfect, now if only Axe would get to work on this !
*Writes mean email to axe company asking how dare they not have a twilight cologne for the twi-guys. pure sexist !*

that should do the trick :]
haha

haha that's tffw

Okay that's too much!

BTW 3rd!

Wooo.Slow day,huh?

Lip gloss is very important....

Imagine you met Rob and you didn't have your twilight lip venom on....

*shudders*

ROTF

I'm pretty sure if I whipped that out of my purse, he'd run like the wind screaming CRAAAAAAAAAAZED FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...someone help me!!!!

LOL

Naaaaaaaa......

he be all.......wow....you're truely dedicated....marry me and such.....

LMAO

Well how can 10,000 crazy fans be wrong :) LOL

LOL
And what are you smoking this morning. Can I have some of that?

Yes, I'm sure if we ever met that lipgloss would seal the deal. :)

LOL

Sorry it's all gone....ummmm

*wonders if i was supposed to just use all of it in one go*

THUD

*fans nicnixs frantically while patting her pockets to see if she's got more*

Dammit.

*smears woodsy Twilight product under her nose to wake her up*

LOL

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Did you know I fell for that 3 times and just so you know all of those web pages don’t even work.

6th!!! It may be over advertising but this is stuff I could actually use unlike that costume.

Just thinking about how many fake Robs are going to be walking the streets on Halloween gives me the chills. And not the good ones.

Goood, the hype gets more and more annyoing, doesn't it?

yay, Just what I need to push my obsession to just plain OCD

I'd get the lipgloss.

When I thought I couldn't love B&BW more! Yay.

ROFLMAO!
....But I'm not gonna judge, because at TwiCon, they gave everyone a welcome package with Twilight products, I was sceptical, but man...they were good. I loved everything i got, so I might splurge and buy the body lotion...besides, who wouldnt want to smell like the woods. LOL

LOL

it depends which woods :) Trust me you wouldn't want to smell like the woods near my house :) Unless you like the smell of stale beers cans and ciggy butts LMAO

ROFLMAO!!

RFLMAO .. I least you don't have the always consistent dead body smell that is in our woods.

lOL...i'm sure if i braved it and went in a little further i'd find that too :) LMAO

But who am I to complain. If it reminds me of Rob, I will learn to deal with it. LOL

Hope they left skunk out of the ingredient list..we've got lots of them here. Ugh.

Riiiiiiight, As much as I love the twilight saga, I think this is going a bit overboard..
What next?!

I dont even think this is overboard compared to some of the other stuff they've come up with.

*thinks about the sexual toys that have come out since Twilight*

Creepy

Ahhh true I guess..

That was quite weird.. :L

it is NOT twilight merchandise!!!! the name has nothing to do with the series. but considering everyone thinks that it does just because the word "twilight" is in it, i'm sure they'll sell out of this stuff realllllllllllllllllllly fast

It's much more fun to read the comments than the actual article. Smelling like rotten leaves and tree bark mmmmhhh not my style really Jean Paul Gautier is much better....

Morning, hon!

You at work?

unfortunately yes trying to get a break from building training
presentations and I'm failing miserably just as well I've eaten as I was
typing them gaaaahhhhh

It's much more fun to read the comments than the actual article. Smelling like rotten leaves and tree bark mmmmhhh not my style really Jean Paul Gautier is much better....

With a dash of half drained vampire kill and wolf pee LMAO

err ..... maybe the vampire bit definitely not the wolf stuff mossy stuff
doesn't agree with me

LMAO

Only $1 for the Twilight Woods lotion! They never have anything for just $1 there. Gee, I hope it doesn't smell like animal crap in the woods or anything! I will have to find out...

They do when is a new fragrance by the cash register they have the lil lotions in a huge jar for a dollar... I'm calling my local store to see if I go tonight and get them for a dollar... HAHAHAHA

Oh ya, your right. I forgot about those. Hey, if you go get some tonight, can you let me know if it smells good or not?

So I called my local Bath and Body works store here in South Florida and the nice lady told me that the sample trial dosent come out until Septmeber 28th : )

Christmas gift for my coworkers : )

That would make a great Christmas gift! I am going to maybe check out the one in the mall where I live this weekend to see if they have any there yet. I live in South Florida too, Fort Myers to be exact. What about you?

I'm on the other side on the east coast... Miami 2 be more specific!!!

We have all this merch and NM isn't out yet, I can't imagine what are they going to think of for Eclipse, and I'm terrified for BD because it seems they don't know when to stop haha.

I guess they will start selling EC cologne and peacoats. Since it is supposed to be more "guy friendly." LOL

They have EC pea coats for Halloween already lol

What about the candle?

I'll liight the candle outside in my backyard and pretend I'm in meadow in Forks.

Although the lotion would be weird if I'd smell like a tree.

HAHA!! Ur funny! I wanna come over and pretend I'm in a meadow too!!!

Two out of these products are clearly Team Wolf.

You know what they say... where there is demand, there is supply. *winks at wolf girls*

Nope not buying this.. enough already!

whoa! another one huh?

more and more are coming. this is just scary.. jeez..

if i'd see a twilight TAMPONS, i'll seriously gonna lose it.

seriously.

The lip venom will only be available online, however, Twilight Woods will be available in stores November 2! The 2oz body lotions will be on preview for $1 beginning October 12, while the full line launches just in time for the premiere!

I was just going to ask if and when the products would be in stores! thanks!

Now these I would actually buy...

I love B&BW stuff. But I think more because it says 'woods' on it, not Twilight. Although adding Twilight to the name doesn't hurt. And then I can feel like I'm standing amongst the trees of Forks, waiting for a big strong wolf to come and protect me against the sensual vampire that's gently trying to suck the glossy venom off my lips...

Maybe I'll buy double...

I don't think I want to put anything on my lips that has the word "venom" on it, just saying. I have to go smell the candle and lotion. Don't know if I want to smell like the woods :)

OK who wants a Robsten laugh?


http://www.thedeadbolt.com/news/106287/robert%2...

I hope the Twi fans were invited to the Wedding!

I JUST BOUGHT THE TWILIGHT WOODS CANDLES!!! THEY SMELL AMAZING AND ARE ON SALE FOR 5 DOLLARS RATHER THAN 9.50!

did you buy yours online?????

nope i went over the the mall they already have them in the stores...not the lip gloss bu the candles and lotion

AWSOME!!!

Twilight Woods Body Lotion?.... eh... no thanks

MY SISTER IS THE MANAGER THERE. lol
im totally getting everything for free.

Just incase anyone hasn't seen it, although I'm SURE you all have :D
I haven't been on in like two days, and the last time I was on, they didn't have the slightly extended trailer from the VMAs in HD, but they do now :)
Sorry If yous have all seen it:
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Enjoy anyway, it can't hurt to watch it again. and again. and again :D

All these products are really unnecessary.

The only product that is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY would be a cloning device on the shelf of my local electronic store manufacturing Robwards circa Twilight not "You can go to Hell" NM.

Not the brown old-man shoes. Definitely not the old-man brown shoes.

why do they always have to go the ordinary path of marchendise? why not innovative?

like the way he speaks 'You cn go to hell' but LOOKS like hell in that shot.

They don't have to be innovative. They know when they stick Twilight on something, it'll sell.

I mean, if you had a business selling dog food, would you not call it "Twilight Saga: Jacob's Treats"?

think that would be a bit too provocative.

But look at the sparkling dildo which flooded the net a couple weeks ago.

Hahahahha.

I missed out on that phenomenon. I thought that was a joke. It exists??

oh yeah it exists in all his glittery glory.

You've.got.to.be.kidding.me.

So if I suck on it, will it shoot off stars in my mouth? And if I swallow them, will I sparkle too?

don't know but you'll be flushing a glass ball in your toilet for sure.

hahahahahahahah LMAO.

Seriously, though, lotion?? Come on.

You know you will buy some girl, it will tempt you the next time you are at B&B.

Seriously. No.

I don't buy merchandise like that. Too broke. I don't even know how I'll pay for the ticket and popcorn with NM comes out in Nov. I have to budget it in.

it's not Twilight series merchandise.

I love bath and body works!!! They have great stuff!!! So going to get tht lip venom!!!! :D

LOL i'd love to take a bath use that product and think of Edward & Bella in the jacuzzi the first night on island esme !!
Don't know how to control my thoughts anymore lol

You know, I dont think these Bath and Body lotions are technically Twilight merchandise... Just because that is the name of the scent... They also have moonlit path and a bunch of other interstingly named products... I saw these at the store and smiled at the name, but I didnt see them trying to sell it as Twilight merchandise...I don't know thats just my opinion... :)

agreed just because something says Twilight doesnt mean it is related to the books or movies

yep you're exactly right. this is not twilight merch. i freaking LOVE twilight but it is dumb to assume that anything that says the word twilight on it is referring to the series.

i know i should know this, shame on me .. but what's the name of that eerie music piece at the beginning of twilight - when the deer is running through the forest?

How I Would Die...
You aren't a twi-hard, are you? LOL

i'm catching up! :) i didn't know there was *another* twilight soundtrack - the score but i got it yesterday so i think i'm back on track hehe
thank you! :)

No prob, it's great that you have the score now! Carter Burwell created wonderful music for the movie! When I hear it I have the whole scenes in my mind! Have fun with it! ;)

oh, you're so sweet. thank you again! :)
it's the same for me.. whenever i listen to it it's like i'm there..
the score for NM should be great, too

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actually i'm pretty sure the BW&W "twilight woods" is NOT a Twilight movie/series product. The font is not the same as the series title, and they make no mention of the series. which they would have to do one or both to legally be allowed to market it as Twilight series product.. They mean to use the word "twilight" as the time of day. not everything that has the word twilight in it is about the series. Just an FYI.

my sister is the manager at B&BW. she told me that it doesnt have anything to do with twilight, but it does smell good,
but i have a feeling the lip gloss does have to do with twilight. because if you look at the picture, the way twilight is written on the lip gloss is like the way its written for the movie and book. and its not called twilight woods. and it has venom on it. so just a guess.

yep you're right! if the twilight woods products were actually twilight merchandise, it would have to match the twilight logo. if they didn't do this and then credit Stephanie Meyer, it would be trademark infringment. and obviously a company as large as B&BW wouldn't make a stupid error like that!!

Hey guys! New Moon has finally been officially rated! PG-13 for some violence and action!
But is it just me or is everyone bummed out about the fact that there is no sensuality mentioned? Come on now! Edward and Bella share much more kisses in this one than they did in Twilight, which was rated for violence and a scene of sensuality (the kiss)! Does sensuality refer only to scenes where there are sexual implications? Because the kiss scene in Twilight was kinda sexually oriented for a few seconds!

LOL, I bet someone buys every product they come out with!! Hmm, MIGHT get some of this, doesn't seem as crazy as 'Night Time Romeo' LOL

LMFAO

I love how the lipgloss said it has Vitamine E in it!!! LMFAO

HAHAHA thats just Perfect =))


And the lotion has Vitamine E and C !!!! Vitamine Edward Cullen! :D
LOLOLOL

I don't know if anyone else has posted this but you can also find the Twilight Venom on sephora.com and reportedly in their stores. Would save on shipping if you have one nearby. *skips gleefully off to mall*

*sighs*

I USED to work at bath&body works...
could've gotten so many free Twilight products!

*curses current job*


Lol

LOL but remember... NOW you're linked to Kiowa Gordon!.. ain't that just_AWESOME!

I'm not going to lie I absolutely adore bath and body works and have thousand of their candles in my room constantly light! so I cant wait to buy the twilight woods candle!

Lol I'm such a dork!

I've got to get some of this

hehe this sounds nice.. i migth get it...LL

i might get some...looks like the venom has the twilght logo on it..

I will have smell these first. ;-)

haha

They better smell like Edward or Jacob.

I think Bath and Body Works must be "Team Jacob" with all their woodsy smelling stuff!!! LOL

So, I just went to buy the little lotion because it was so cheap I thought I would try it and come to find out that shipping is $5.99 and would make that little 2oz lotion $7, yeah freaking right!! I will wait until it is in the store, that way I can give it a little snifferoo and see if I really want to smell like woods!! LOL

I ordered the lotion! lol! I wanna smell like a twilight woods. I wonder if thats a good smell? Does it attract vamps or wolves? Will see and let everyone know...yes its Robkell cause Kellan likes Rob more!!!