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Driving Like a ‘Cullen’ Will Get You a Speeding Ticket!

by LMCullen on September 15, 2009 · Comments

in Funny, Twilight

DSC_0270_L_0Police in Forks WA have been busy, which is probably something the are not really accustomed to! Due to the buzz surrounding New Moon, the 2nd installment of the Twilight Saga, being released in November – fans are speeding their way to Forks  (or around Forks) literally -

Police in the little town are noticing that fans are cruising

for a wallet bruising during their visits by purposefully trying to get a ticket!

“The last 16 tickets I gave out were to Twilight fans,” says Field Deputy Bill Cortani of the county sheriff’s office. “And they were actually loving the experience. Normally people are not happy about the experience. But some Twilight fans feel this is all part of the Twilight experience.”

“It’s strange, but I do have people wanting to get speeding tickets from the Forks police department,” he says. Some have gone to even greater lengths for that small piece of paper: “I’ve had people flash me to get an indecent exposure ticket.” So far, “it’s only been women.”

LMAO.

You can check out the rest of RadarOnline’s  exclusive report here!

[Thanks, TSH!]

Tagged as: Funny, Twilight

See also...

  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Speeding ticket $175

    Day in court with parking $35

    Sitting in the passenger seat with Edward Cullen driving - Priceless!
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    unfortunately, this sounds like something i would do and then BRAG about when i got home.

    oh, i can hear all the justifications in my head now...
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    *whispers* Me too!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    I'm there, bb! Roadtrip? :D
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Wooooooo, how many of us can we fit in one car - we can take turns getting a speeding ticket, driving without a seatbelt, indecent exposure, etc. I'm sure we could think of many more infractions to add to our list. LOL
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    LOL - be specific OE, it's how many can we fit in a SILVER VOLVO? :D
    We could do a tribute to Bella, and get a ticket for dangerous driving due to driving so SLOW! ;)
  • Ivy_Pattinson Team Happy Trail
    Lol. I'll drive the chevy and have a guy jump into the bed of the truck.
  • lol or for talking on phone while driving
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    I'll need to speak with a physics teacher about this! LOL
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    One day...

    *stares down map of US and curses the distance between WV and WA*

    one day...
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    S'OK Miranda, I'm up in Canada, it's a fair distance for me, too! :D
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    No way! You're Canadianese?! That's too kewl!

    I maple leaf Canada! <3
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    ROFL Canadianese? I must admit I haven't heard that one before!

    Yeah. I'm just 10 hours away from Rob, DAMMIT!
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    Oh, I came up with it a while ago, so I'm sure you haven't heard it! Lol

    *puts arm around new friend*

    you know they say Canada is the US's hat. ;)

    On Tuesday, September 15, 2009, Disqus
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    Oh, I came up with it a while ago, so I'm sure you haven't heard it! Lol

    *puts arm around new friend*

    you know they say Canada is the US's hat. ;)

    On Tuesday, September 15, 2009, Disqus
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    Oh, I came up with it a while ago, so I'm sure you haven't heard it! Lol

    *puts arm around new friend*

    you know they say Canada is the US's hat. ;)

    On Tuesday, September 15, 2009, Disqus
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    **hugs back** damn commute... seems to take longer every day, and while I'm sitting on the bus listening to my iPod, loads of new posts come up! grrrr...



    Yeah, I'd much rather be the US's hat as opposed to something else! ;)
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    Oh, I came up with it a while ago, so I'm sure you haven't heard it! Lol

    *puts arm around new friend*

    you know they say Canada is the US's hat. ;)

    On Tuesday, September 15, 2009, Disqus
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
  • Sherileprada
    *coughs and looks around* I plan to move there after school. I looked at the classifieds for apartments. *looks around then runs away*
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    moving to the US or canada? lol
  • Sherileprada
    Moving to Forks. I live in California now.
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    You better believe it! ; - )
  • belladonna101
    I would probably be stupid enough to do something like that. I might just go to the police dept. and just asked for a blank signed one because in the books the Cullen family never gets caught so whats the purpose of driving fast and getting a speeding ticket.
  • cosmogirl21
    Haha, me too!! Except I would probably flash them. lol. Yes I would stoop to that level.
  • The Popper
    ... and we know it wouldn't be for speeding...

    ............. SHAKE THOSE TA-TA'S LADIES!!!! ..................
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    AMEN! That should be a tagline for the movies... LOL
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Volvo and Porsche should have a bidding war on which company could use it to sell their cars. LOL
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    oh SNAP! How could I have forgotten the yellow Porsche!



    **headdesk** - my only excuse is I was picturing flashing Rob.... O.O
  • RobRocks
    HEY HEY !!!!!!!!!!! Keep your boobies in your damn shirt woman....Rob has enough right here....LMAO
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    ummm... I seem to have issues with sharing... LOL
  • RobRocks
    You have issues???? PPL have lost limbs for trying to take my man.....HIS MINE DAMN IT!!!!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    hmmmm... my continuing dreams (both awake and asleep) seem to say otherwise.... ;)
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Volvo vs. Porsche - who will win?
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    well, for pure speed, we HAVE to go with the porsche... not to mention it looks AMAZING!


    however, limited space will be an issue for such a roadtrip, especially if we're trying to stuff in as many people as we can...



    I've grown so attached to my stupid, shiny silver Volvo, I'd feel bad for leaving it out, and we can stuff more people in it...



    but I guess your REAL question, would be Alice vs. Edward, who would win? ROFL
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Oh, that is a tough one. Edward would be able to hear her thoughts about strategy and Alice would know what his plans were.

    Yipes, I think it would be a draw!
  • IndiesR
    LMAO! Classic!

    I have a t-shirt and a neckless than reads "Caution - I Drive Like a Cullen" hahaha...good thing my husband is a cop in our area. :)
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    One of the many Twilight sticker/decals I have on my car say, "I Drive Like a Cullen". I got scared when I read the name of the post thinking they were giving tickets for having the sticker. Lol!
  • IndiesR
    hahahaha....keep your bumper sticker and go get the t-shirt, and you'd be all set! LOL
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    Lol. I should, shouldn't I?

    *goes off to get 'I Drive Like a Cullen' t-shirt*


    Nothing like getting 'I Drive Like a Cullen' merchandise to worry the family !
  • IndiesR
    ROFLMAO!
  • maatje51
    Hey that's cool....I'd like a sticker on my car like that...
    Wondering where I could get one in Holland???
  • The Popper
    Tell him to pull all twi chicks over....and cross out your towns name and write forks, wa instead...

    ..... hey, he MIGHT get a free show... y do forks police get all the luck!.... lol...i kid, i kid...

    .... just sharing the love!
  • IndiesR
    LMAO! He considering it. hehehehehe
  • ******NOTE TO SELF *******

    Remove " WARNING- Drive's like a Cullen " license plate!

    :-P
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Nah, fly in the face of danger. It's more fun!
  • LOL

    oh yessssss!!
  • OhE you are pricless!!!

    I have a drive like a cullen bumper sticker....see girls I might be a wolf girl but I still have some cullen inside me....take that anyway you want! LOL

    Anyhow I constantly get asked 'whats a cullen' to which the response is 'never mind!'

    I would do indecent exposure rather than get a speeding ticket....you think I could flash a copper?!
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    I know about your bumper sticker! Where do you think I got my inspiration? From you TSH - you're my inspiration!
  • The Popper
    those losers..asking nonsence questions like.... 'whats a cullen'' !! Geesh!
  • LOL well not many people have read twilight! That was the only reason I got the bumper sticker because I knew only selective folks would get it!
  • The Popper
    selective....AWESOME!....folks...
  • yes I think us twilight people are special!!
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    *drives crazy hoping to get caught by the Forks police *

    *gets pulled over looks in mirror to fix myself *

    Hey you aren't Chief Swan


    LMAO
  • Kasiii.Rob's.Cupcake.Pants
    LMAO.

    and there goes another dissapointed one. LOL
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    I swear if Charlie was the only giving out speeding tickets

    I would be going Fast and Furious

    lol
  • AMEN to that!

    It is, after all, .... ALL about the " stache " !
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    I love the " stache "

    I think its the best one I ve seen :)
  • Kasiii.Rob's.Cupcake.Pants
    can i be the passenger? LOL
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    Sure buddy hop on

    ROAD TRIP :)
  • Kasiii.Rob's.Cupcake.Pants
    I love road trips.

    so where do we begin being fast and furious ?

    LOL
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    I say we take a trip to a beautiful place I like to call Forks which is a little piece of heaven here on earth :)
  • Kasiii.Rob's.Cupcake.Pants
    well you are the driver LOL :)))
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    If I can come, can we swing by the gutter on our way to Forks?
    Oh. Wait. I'm already there! LMAO
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    Dude, I wish my chief looked like Billy Burke. Life would be sweet.
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    I know. Cops where I live look like this

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1163/1063205176_...

    And it isnt pretty

    lol
  • Kasiii.Rob's.Cupcake.Pants
    well.

    hm.

    yes.

    now we seriously are going to FORKS for our road trip.

    no other place.

    the end. LOL
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    Oh no I changed my mind its not a road trip to me it ll be my new home

    lol
  • bigcombat the Slav
    you say it.
  • laurenlo
    that's not funny, that's ridiculous. these people are idiots!!!! way to make twilight fans look obsessive and stupid. i hate when these crazies give twilighters look insane. i hate that.
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMFAO
    Girls... the ONLY person you're supposed to be flashing is ROBERT PATTINSON... no... not really... only ME... I CAN do that... !!!
    LOL oh gosh that's effing hilarious... I'll get a freaken sticker that says:
    "Caution: Bella On Board"
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Forks should sell "tickets" in their gift shops with a stamp at the top that says, "I drive like a Cullen." Imagine the revenue for the city!

    LOL
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    and signed by Chief Swan... LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LOL They should and the mula they be making... C'mon... we can fix the economy with ALL things Twilight!!!
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    You are right! Budget crisis? No more!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin(Scarlet'sHero)
    Now THAT'S an idea! Everyone would want that souvenir.

    They should have someone dressed up in a police uniform in the shop, so people could get their picture taken when "Charlie" gives them their ticket! LMAO!
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Yes, haha - that would be fantastic!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    ROFL - Caution: Bella On Board - yeah, that's a bumper sticker I'd buy! ;)
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Haha I'll have to have both "I drive like a Cullen" and "Caution: Bella on Board" since Im very volatile.... One day I'll be Edward and another, I'll be Bella =)
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    **whispers quietly** I DO drive like a Cullen, sometimes... except, I keep my eyes ON the road while driving... LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Ha!! Very smart of you... keep those eyes on the road!!!
  • just_hyper (JB)
    LMAO


    um...guilty too?

    Its not my fault though...NMM & EM arer SO addicting im ALWAYS running late for work!

    Lol
  • wannabeEsme
    Me too!!!
  • LMAO! I thought I was the only one!

    I'll be here right until the very last second I need to leave for work...and then I drive like a Cullen all the way to work. Ha!

    So far, no ticket...I have a sixth sense like Edward about the cops...."I’ve never even gotten a ticket. Built-in radar detector." LOL
  • Swjos (Team Maternal Instinct)
    Really, this hype gets waaay to far! I think, people who drive too fast because of TWILIGHT can't make the difference between reallty and books/movies anymore and should have taken awawy their driving licence!

    People could been killed from speeding! NOT only the silly driver!
  • TeamRotation (Meg1)
    Agree. It's all ridiculous... and dangerous.

    The flashing is kinda funny.. but not the speeding.
  • patzywatzy(teamSparklyStalker)
    Agreed!
  • XeniaCullen
    What is wrong with those twilighters!?

    I will never ever talk to any of those crazy people again!
    Gosh! But how am I gonna stop talking to myself!!?!? ;P
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    that's no charlie swan writing that ticket!!! lol
  • just_hyper (JB)
    LMAO

    nice! ;)
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Deputy Bill at your service!
  • RobRocks
    I SWEAR IT WASNT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Ha! I wouldn't be to sure about that. LOL
  • RobRocks
    Shhhh I told you to keep this on the down low woman.....Damn!!!! ***hiding 7 speeding tickets**** ROTFLMAO
  • OhEdward (The Original)
    Sorry kid, it's hard to hide SEVEN? speeding tickets. LOL
  • RobRocks
    LMAO Y r u surprised???? I got 2 for speeding and it just so happens they have ALOT of cute cops in Forks.....LMAO Had to show em how we do Mardi Gras down south ROTFLMAO.....
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    The officer would tell you "Yeah I hear that all the time by you Twi fans get a new excuse "

    lol
  • carlisleluvr4eva
    that is soo stupid! why the hell would do that? stupid thats what they r!
  • SupermassiveBlackHole
    Flashing cops for a ticket? Fine.

    Speeding on purpose to get a ticket? Not fine.

    Why is this not okay? It's not okay because my 21year old cousin recently died from a car crash due to ignorant people speeding unnecessarily. I know this post was meant to be funny but I don't condone the disregarding of any kind of driving law.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Twilight fan. I'm just not a fan of crying every single god damned day as a result of people being complete and utter idiots on the road.
  • vampiredork
    I'm so sorry about your relative. And I agree that doing dangerous things, that can hurt others as well as yourself, because of a novel/movie is going way too far.

    Flashing- fly at it.
  • teamjakeward12345
    LOL!
    These posts are getting weirder and weirder!!

    But on the other hand..
    FIRST FOR THIS EVENING!!! YAY!!
    *Dedicates this to all you other users on here I love you and all your comments make me smile!* :D
  • snapcrakklepop_needsNMnow
    lol yay!! *plays victory kazoo* i think the posts are getting more bizarre b/c at this point we're just ready for the movie. lol i've said earlier that after the third trailer release, it's all anti-climatic from here. bring on november!! (=
  • miranda [team slade brigade]
    There you are!!

    When Cougar got first last night I busted out the recorder of recognition! ;)
  • snapcrakklepop_needsNMnow
    hey!!!! :D recorder of recognition, huh? niiiiiiiiiiiiice! *approving nod*
  • patzywatzy(teamSparklyStalker)
    I do think we are all loosing it!
  • cutesweetiezzz
    haha

    I know what you mean! People wanting to get speeding tickets. I rather save that money to get some Twilight merchandise!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin(Scarlet'sHero)
    Now I've seen everything!

    The lengths people will go to for the full Twilight experience are a little extreme. Haven't been reminded of that in a while, but this definitely drives that point home!

    I guess we should be thankful they're not flinging themselves off of cliffs yet to be like Bella! *face palm*
  • Twilight_Luvr
    There was a story a couple of months ago about someone doing something stupid like that at La Push! i don't remember if they jumped or fell in. I think they actually jumped!!!! And it was a Twi fan. Go figure...
  • JacobIsMyHeroin(Scarlet'sHero)
    Oh my gosh! I didn't hear about that. What is wrong with people???

    *shouts in the general directions of Forks and La Push*

    You won't get to see New Moon if you're dead!
  • The crazies!!!

    **rolls eyes**
  • OnlyAVampireWillLoveYouFOREVER
    If the flinging experience shows me a little bit of upside down Edward... I will definitely GO FOR IT!!! hahahaah KIDING GUYS KIDING *still thinking about upside down Edward*
  • Noooooooo....don't do it!!!!!

    But seriously...that part in the trailer gets me EVERY time! It's so perfect!
  • BB-TeamLet'sGetDownToBusiness
    But then you'd have to be rescued by a hot and wet Jacob...are you still willing to do it???? :D
  • OnlyAVampireWillLoveYouFOREVER
    Hot and wet??? Jacob???.... YAYYYYY where do I have to sign up? hahaha I'm so sluty... I want a Vampire... I want a Wolf... Edward.. Jacob.... I want them all... ahh!!! and I like ALEC TOO... too much hotness in one saga! hahah
  • MonroesGal
    4th! Yay! Got a first now a fourth!!! Woohoo!

    WTH??? How weird is that? :O
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade"
    Ok... now this is sad ! LOL
  • wannabeEsme
    ha ha, so sad!
    Oh, the fantasy scenario you could have going.
    'Sorry Officer Swan, Ive been a bad, bad girl!'
    That is a mighty big truncheon you've got there......
    *swoon*
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    LOL - nothing like a bit of role-playing, right? ;)
  • Ale
    LMAO
    wow
  • kerbear585
    omg now that is just crazy! they just want to drive fast like the Cullens...but guess what they don't get caught cuz they aren't really driving cuz it is a movie. durrrhhhh don't throw away your money like that idiots!
  • liz
    actually in the first movie seth (stephenie meyer's brother) drove the car after bella was stalked in port angeles. it's in the director's commentary on my dvd. i swear
  • kerbear585
    i know but that is not the point that i was making.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    ha ha ha ha ha silly you don't do that during the day just at night with lights off so police can't see you duh.........

    crazy people!!!
  • Sparks_TeamPellan
    Phoenix...thats how you end up running over stray people/animals walking up the road...

    ..you forgot to add that you have to play your music really loud instead... LOL ;)
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    you and I both know that as vamps we can see perfectly well in the dark so unless you wanted to run over people and animals we wouldn't ....... these mortal beings have no clue ...........

    Demetri, Felix just deal with this please? I'll make it worth your wile

    *to the stupid humans* This will hurt ... a lot LMAO
  • Sparks_TeamPellan
    LMAO Of course! Silly me. :)

    I should have known you'd have it all thought out!! Lol
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    LMAO

    I have walked this sorry planet for hundreds of years ....... fragile little humans ...........

    I can't wait to see Daniel and Charlie this weekend, I'll them them about the fanfic if I get a chance ..... my slapper lol
  • are you serious!?!? hahahahaa they do realize the cullens dont get pulled over right?
  • Aqualeni
    IF You are not a vampire do not drive like crazy repeat if ur not a vampire DO NOT SPEED XD HAHAHA! srry this post was HalaRious!!
  • Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!)
    top 20?
    gotta love the slightly insane twilight fans=]
  • Kay
    hahahaha!! people are just craaaaazy

    i bet that police officer is having the best days of his life with women flashing him LOL
  • You know he is!

    Donuts, giving out tickets, sights of flashing boobies....all in a day's work! lol
  • snapcrakklepop_needsNMnow
    LOL wow.... that's a bit ridiculous!
  • EdwardsFaveCougar(TeamSexHair)
    silly silly people!!! What the heck????? There has to be a better way to enjoy "the Forks experience"!! LMAO!!!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    The only people I'd be flashing in Forks, would be some Cullen boys.... or Rob, Kellan, Jackson, Peter, Taylor, Charlie, Alex, ... LOL

    OK, apparently my list is a tad longer than I first thought!!

    Un-frickin'-believable...
  • jenlillian
    omg that is hilarious!!

    Yes officer I am willing to pay 60 bucks just so i can keep this speeding ticket as memorabliia! haha
  • TeamVampiresWearGucciSuits
    LMAO, how does that cop even know they were Twilight fans.. Do we have it written across our foreheads?! Has it come to that=?!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    maybe they're asking the cop to sign it "Charlie Swan".... LOL
  • TeamVampiresWearGucciSuits
    hahaha, lol.

    I gotta say, i really don't get it. Peeps, you want EDWARD to write you a ticket, not CHARLIE. Hot vampire dude's name is EDWARD.
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    Is Edward role-playing? Cuz I am ALL for that!! ;)
  • TeamVampiresWearGucciSuits
    Not role-playing, no. Edward IS an officer in real life. Of course. And his specialty is writing tickets for speeding along HIS freeway. *wink*
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    well day-um! I'm gonna go get RACING! ;)

    **getting faint of breath just thinking of it...**
  • TeamVampiresWearGucciSuits
    "racing".. exactly what I was thinking... :)
  • MonroesGal
    Yeh how does he know???? Well I think that girl in the pic has a n eclipse tee on... it looks like it has a ribbon!!!!
  • TeamVampiresWearGucciSuits
    ugh, You are right. *facepam* Some Twi-tards have it written across their CHESTS, apparently.
  • oddieodelia
    hahaha LOL, this is jokes!
  • IluvAlexMeraz-BronsonisMIO!
    LMAO i dont think i would be getting speeding tickets..*imagines how it would be running on foot* Nah, i'll just hop on one of my wolves backs LOL
  • rofl. that is so FUNNE!
  • RobRocks
    Fast Driving, Flashing Hot Guys, Hot Cops w/ whips and handcuffs= ONE HELL OF A PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Marce(Dead and Loving it )
    ok that's weird!!
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD
    WTF?!?!

    LOL

    Now I don't feel so crazy. I'm not that obsessed that I would deliberately try to get a ticket. Can't you people just make a fake one and be happy with that? LOL
  • So far it's only been women....hahaha. Funny! I went to Forks this summer-didn't feel the need for a speeding ticket though. :)
  • TeamVampiresWearGucciSuits
    So, Mr. Slade, where is that pic you promised of Jackson strangling you. I'd very much like to see it NOW before I must go to bed. Thank You.
  • Team November Kicks A$$
    What? Now that is just Nucking Futs

    I mean we work hard to buy the Saga merch not to pay idiotic things like a silly speeding ticket

    Cops give us a break and go find something else to do like stop crime

    lol
  • team robwards moan(;
    i would end up doing that! LMAO!

    *ms do u know how fast you were going?*
    *umm...who are you?! you aren't cheif swan!!!!!*
    *excuse me?*
    *WHERES CHARLIE!!?!!*
    *umm...* as he backs away slowly
    *WAIT I STILL WANT MY TICKET!!!*
    hes running now
    *WAIT!!!!!!!!!*
  • RobRocks
    ROTFLMAO OMG YOU HAVE ME LMAO.......Im Blaming you for the Coke on the wall that I just spit out...LMAO
  • team robwards moan(;
    LMAO!!!!! ill get the paper towls and clean it up...*sighs*
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    LOL - then, after they'd arrested me and to be taken to Forks Hospital for a psychiatric assessment, I'd be demanding that it be done by Dr. Cullen, of course!
  • team robwards moan(;
    of corse!!! who else would do it? lol
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    indeed, no sense in going if you can't have the "real thing" LMAO
  • team robwards moan(;
    soo true. soo true.lol when Dr. Cullen came out i would demand he take me to Edward. lmao.
  • ohheynickjayx21
    lol you guyss aree funnnyyy . (:
  • yes, speeding will let me be one with edward cullen.

    GENIUS!.....yo psyche


    not the sharpest twi-fans in Forks are we?
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    Oh man this post scared me.

    I only read the title and immidiately panicked !

    You see, I have a "I Drive Like A Cullen" sticker-decal on my car, so I quickly jumped to the conclusion that tickets were being given to those that had the sticker! Lmao.

    As for the speeders and flashers, they are going a bit too far in my opinion.
    But hey, if it makes them happy, it cant be that bad, right?
  • BiteMe. Team SexyAudiDriver
    WOW!! I would totally flash for a ticket from forks (as long as it wasn't too much money)
    Edit: Okay after some thinking. I change my mind. I'm way too cheap! :P
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    See, I could rub it in here. Oh, why not.

    I could speed through Forks all I want. And I would never get ticket because well you know. They would cut me some slack. hehe
  • OCDJenni
    I'm thinking this is just silly! All the merchandise, places & pictures taken...and ya want a ticket to remember your trip by?!! WTF?! lol
  • xxTeamYouCanGoToHellxx
    how cool,Robertmania is spreading and getting bigger

    Robert Pattinson's hand prints at the NYC Times Square Planet Hollywood

    http://popstaronline.com/blog/entry/omg-its-rob...
  • xxTeamYouCanGoToHellxx
    What Rob was wearing at the VMAs

    Dries Van Noten Spring 2009 RTW Men's Suit

    http://coolspotters.com/clothing/dries-van-note...
  • xxTeamYouCanGoToHellxx
  • Spectra
    Omg, people are truly insane.
  • omg thank God i havent receive a ticket && Florida is full of cameras!!

    I focking drive like a Cullen =)

    i go 50-60 on 30sl & 100-130 on 70SL


    LOL YES I DRIVE CRAZY but i am careful LMAO
  • IluvAlexMeraz-BronsonisMIO!
    LMAO my dad got a ticket the othe day for speeding...50 in a 30MPH zone LOL
  • Be careful leydy! We don't want to lose you! :)
  • AshleyAnne5
    I would want Charlie to pull me over... then I would be like "hello Dad! I am your long lost daughter Bella!" he would be so confused but if it worked I would be a Cullen soon enough!!
  • gaby ♥ Chris Weitz
    In Washington DC metro area during rush hour, you lucky if you could go 20 mph

    Let alone drive like a Cullen, LOL
  • ROTFL!! This has got to be the funniest $hit I have EVER heard. I just bought myself a "WARNING: I Drive Like a Cullen" license plate frame and this post just makes me laugh so hard. I can't!!
  • patzywatzy(teamSparklyStalker)
    They make those?! Awesome!
  • yeah. go to cafepress.com and search "drive like a cullen"
  • jcrunswithvamps
    Oh. Oh my.
  • LMAO!
    WOWZA!
  • megilegin
    Bwahahahah WOWZA!!! XP
  • TheHoneyBear
    Wow. That's sad.
  • TEAM SETH
    LMAO

    This just goes to show what there's nothing a Twilight fan wouldn't do
  • ShowerMeInUnicorns(;
    I'd speed in hopes of getting pulled over by Edward Cullen :O

    trying to warn me about the dangers of speeding ...
    handcuffs..
    -wakes up from fantasy-
    err...what was I saying?

    LMAO.
  • Jacqueline
    This has got to be the stupidest idea ever.
  • maatje51
    Laughing my head off here!!
    I was just imagening how the dutch cops would react... they have no sense of humor what so ever...
    "sorry sir but I only accept tickets handed out by Charlie Swan" hahaha...

    It would be a terrible waste of money thou... I'd rather save it to go and watch New moon a dozen times in the theatre...
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