HAHA
Booh!

My brother got me this card for my birthday it made me love him even more lol

why isn't there a card with Kristen Stewart on it? there are guys who like Twilight aswell :P

hahaha! that was cute! wanna have those for my bday! ;))
is that a new pic of rob from new moon.? much better..

Rob is getting close to 2 million for new moon. Not 10mil, that was debunked a long time ago, the budget alone for new moon was less than 50mil. Kristen is getting close to 6 million. I am not sure about merchandise, their agents would be smart to have written something about getting profits.

I just found out my store sells these...

They should take those two pics of Edward, put them on a pillowcase so I can sleep on his face. Now that's a treat.

LMFAO.
am i the only one who thinks "Lets go trick o treating in Forks washington!" is just hilarious. xD


maybe its because i'm lacking sleep.
but i literally LOL'd at that.

ahhh xD good stuff.

OHHH!! i want those BAD!!! :) just so i can put them next to my "BITE ME! Edward Only please!" bumper sticker and look at them!!!

Hell yeah! I'll love to go trick or treating with you anytime!

omg i lust noticed. on the halloween and birthday crds, its the same picture of rob/edward..just fliped and changed a different color!

It's cute.

I totally baught that like... 3 weeks ago?
Lol anyways i love it haha i felt dumb buying a card for myself! tehehee!!

I work at a Hallmark and the song inside of the birthday card is "Full Moon" by The Black Ghosts

I got my sister the first one...LMAO. I just saw edward and just bought it not knowing what kind of card it was. lol. Sh*t I hope my sister doesnt read this lol :D

I want them! So f*cking what?!


Lol

This card IS my life now:)

OMG MY daughter LOVES these ! me to :)

Getting them!

heck yes Edward Cullen I will go trick or treating with you!!!! lol

IS IT TRUE THAT ROB PROPOSED TO KRISTEN!?

OK! Magazine is a bunch of crap! It's a tabloid rag, their sources didn't get half the stuff in the story right. If you want to read about Robsten go to EOnline/AwfulTruth. I'd believe them over OK! or Life & Style etc.

Yeah Rob proposed and Kristen is busy texting Michael A. COME ON! They are just doing that to sell magazines. It's a bunch of b.s.

Kristen has already said she's not marrying anybody. She said she is to young to get married and not looking for that right now in her life.

Honestly, I don't believe that these two are together together as a couple. I just think they are having a good time together and seeing how it goes.

For some reason, I keep thinking this is more serious on Rob's side or maybe I just have the wrong idea of him. I just keep remembering that he said the ONLY reason he came to even try to be in Twilight was because he wanted to be with Kristen. He never made that a secret from the beginning and we all saw how sticky things were with Michael hanging around all the time. I mean you could see the looks between Rob and Kristen.

I just feel that Kristen is still young and she is like Bella marriage is a death sentence...lol.

Robsten is totally on! Actually they are not aloud to show affection for
each other until after New Moon.

LOL the kristen/bella comparison is so funny!

i heard that it was and i know that kristen really really really really likes him but would he really propose to her do you think?

Nope they were talking about eclipse! Stupid tabloids!

aparently after eclipse they are findding a place to live together !!??? it was in some mag ?!

Oh, sorry!

Actually they talking about the Eclipse scene!

But isn't this cute-

As if their millions of fans collectively willed it — the blistering-hot young actors are truly, madly, deeply in love. So much so that, as OK! reported last week, they’re spending nights together in Rob’s suite at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre. And things have gotten so serious that on-set sources say the young superstars are even playing up their romance on set.

“If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband?’’’an insider tells OK!. “And Rob loves to say, ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.”

From OK! Magazine

i doubt its true, considering the source is OK! magazine. i think its so ridiculous how they had to publish where Rob was staying in Vancouver. i know, a lot of people already knew where he was staying, but theres no need to put it in writing for the whole world to see (or at least the people who want Twilight scoop/ OK! readers)! i mean maybe its just me, but it seems like another total invasion of privacy for Rob and the rest of the cast. i seriously hope they moved him to a different hotel, so the crazies dont get him, or try to at least. the last thing Rob or any of the rest of the Twilight Saga cast needs is to get jumped by some crazed fan......

Well, I guess Rob won't be staying at that hotel for long. I think he doesn't live at the same hotel for a long period time. When enough people know where Rob is moving, they move him to a new hotel. It is a complete invasion of privacy. All they want to do is to sell magazines and they'll do anything.

Those are great!!! I want the birthday card!!!!!

definately good cards but....do people actually send eachother cards for halloween?

"treat definitely treat"

lmao no truer words were ever written

So are these card available et?? :D
I LOVE the "I'd never for get your birthday" one!! I cracked up!!!!!

So are these card available et?? :D
I LOVE the "I'd never for get your birthday" one!! I cracked up!!!!!

hallmark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need 2 gt by butt dwn 2 hallmark but do we even av 1 over ere!!!!!!! SH*T!!!!!!!!! I AV NO FU*KIN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

im gna buy a ld of them and giv 1 2 my friend 4 her bday cus she aint team edward!!lol so wil be funny 2 see her reaction!!!

lol... I love the fact that Twilight has expanded its merchandise, but I think that they can do so much better on the tag lines and quotes they have included in this card especially lol... I mean its great having Twilight everywhere but it sounds a little cheesy when you say it out loud.
I'm loving the picture of Edward on the front cover its Twilight heaven... i would love to receive a card with Edward on it =] he he!! You gotta love a picture of him on it =]
They are so going to make some more for the other movies, its such a good promotional stunt... Summit are making all the right moves so far =] keep out fingers crossed and touch wood they keep making them =]

i hope they make twilight christmas cards too!

hahahaha =)

They could have the Wolfpack attached to the sleigh up on top of the house and show Jacob going down the chimney.

I'd leave out milk and cookies for him any day! ;o)
I'd even throw in a carrot for Paul!

LOL

hahahaha. your brilliant! loved that idea! hehehe. yeah! and instead of wearing those red, huge santa-suit, they can just be shirtless! what do u think?

*imagines*

ah yes.... yum! cant wait for xmas now!!! hehehe =)

Shirtless wolfpack reindeer? Yep..I could definitely go with that. I mean, it's not like they would have to worry about getting cold or anything. ;o) LOL

hahahaha. oh yes.. thats exactly what it thought. they're like super heaters right? hehe. they can even go commado and i dont think they would mind at all. hehehe

*imagines again*

ah yes.. the wolf pack. shirtless. in the snow. trying to get inside the house. bringing gifts. --- hehehehehe.

god! how wonderful xmas would be if that happens... hehehe =)

Always remember...in the cold of December, if your lips get blue, Jake could warm them up for you.... (you have to wait your turn of course though, you understand)

*goes to place mistletoe below every door frame in the house so as to keep Jake hostage as long as possible*

LOL

hahahaha. but of course. i could go last if u want. just to be warmed by jake's lips is good enough for me. hehehe. i'll hold the mistletoe myself just so i could chase him around the house. hehehehe =)

What a kind friend you are!
*imagines RFM holding mistletoe above JMNP and Jacob then hiding it behind her back*

"Now you see it..now you don't...now you see it...now you don't...now you see it..."

Thanks for the offer, but I'll let you know when it's your turn! ;o) LOL heehee

hahahaha. sure, sure *wink* anything for u dear.. i'll even put it in your bed just so he'd have to follow u there. hehehe. oh u'd like that huh? hehehehe. sure! just call me when you're done with him. hahaha =)

LoL funny!!

"sure, sure"....I absolutely LOVE that Jacobism..one of my faves!!

hehehe. yeah. me too! i picked it up from him.i sometimes say that to people and they think im being sarcastic or something. hehehe. but hey, they didnt know about that so what the heck. hehe. and i love his blonde jokes in BD with rosalie. that was awesome too! hehehe =)

I think many "Twilighters" have picked it up because it's short, easy to remember, can be used in so many instances, and comes from our favorite saga. ;o)
My cousin is a true Twihard like me, and sometimes that's our only reply that is sent back as a text. Cracks me up. She is Team Edward all the way and of course I'm the complete opposite, so some of our texts also contain the words "leech, mongrel, bloodsucker, pup, monster, dog." Yep...feel the love love in the family! LOL

oh yes.. i think ALL of us have picked it up and say it sometimes. its fun acting like how the character are right? hehehe.

oh your soo lucky! im soo jealous! i dont have that someone who is as super crazy as i am when it comes to the twilight saga. well they like it but they're not like me who all thinks about is everything about the twilgiht saga. or as i put it, breathes and lives twilight. hehehe. =)

btw, how come your not asleep like the rest of them? im just wondering bcoz usually there's few of us here left at this time. well i live nowhere near the US continent thats why im still here. hehehe. im just wondering though.. hehehe.

That's too bad that you don't have someone who's as into it as you. That would be hard, especially just to bounce questions, ideas, or thoughts off of. One night we spend about 2-3 hours having like our own "Oprah's Book Club" discussion just on Breaking Dawn. It was great!

Oh believe me..I should most definitely be in bed! My alarm is set to go off in about 5 hours. Yeah...not good...oh well..I'll survive. I feel like I miss a lot of posting during the day since I don't get home until late afternoon, and by the time I get on there aren't always too many people on either, but then a new post comes up and I'm posting and replying and before you know it....I have to get up in 5 hours! Yep...it's sad...I'm truly addicted to this! LOL

really? wow. i can just imagine all the fun twilight-talk u've had. jealous! hehehe. when i talk to my friends about twilight, they're like "u even noticed that?" or "u know all of that?" using a tone like i dont have a life or something. hehehe. but i dont care. hehehe. i was the one who told them to read it bcoz they're missing a lot especially now that the movies are coming. and im like "dont ask me about a certain scene when we're watching the movies ok? i already told u to read the books.." hahahaha. me too! so little time to chat with u guys.. and its even worse for me, bcoz when all of u are about to wake up, thats the time for me to sleep. and i'd miss all the other posts. and when i'd wake up, i'd see that ur comments were posted "8 hours ago" or even more so i usually sleep for 3 to 4 hours only. but who needs sleep right? i am a vampgirl after all. hehehehe =)

That is SERIOUS jaw porn.

*Unicorns go flying* WOWZAA!

*facepalm*
*looks down and shakes head*
*reluctantly goes to CVS to see if they are selling cards and picks up Sexy Stars of Twilight New Moon Edition as well*
*berates self for continuing to be a super sucker*
*hides everything from hubby in a box*

That Twilight New Moon is already on sale?? I thought it was coming out Sept. 25?

Gotta get em! lol! Eye candy all the way!!!! If only he would show up at my door goin "No trick here!! Im your treat!!!"

*Sighs*

A girl can dream!!!!

remember when robs sisters used to dress him up?
check this out ;)
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog...

GAH! That is horrible! I need to go wash my eyes out and get that visual out of them.

*shudders*

damn im gonna have horrible dreams

Hmmm...I always thought Rob would make a pretty girl...boy was I wrong. *shudders*

What the hell???

That photoshop is freakin' hilarious!!!
So funny...

BTW: Pink looks lovely on him... LMAO!

That means I need to make a special stop this weekend! I don't have a hallmark store here so I have to drive an hour to get to one. Now I have to figure out how many of each I need :)

So...my birthday's coming up...

When you ask?

Oh, December 11th...so...

You're going to get me this card right???

My birthday is Dec. 11, too. =)

::wants a card:: lol Hmm.. we do have a Hallmark store, too....

Oh oh oh, YAY! I now know someone who shares my b-day! Maybe same year too? '84??

Yeah, I don't think I actually met anyone who had the same b-day as me! And nope.. got a few years on you. lol. I was born in '79. So I had it first. ;P hehe

sure! Just cause your name has the words dirty pirate hooker! LOL

Love that btw. Thats what i call my sister...just not the pirate part..LOL

LOL, a dirty hooker...I'm going to call my sister that and hope I don't get slapped!

Thanks for the card, in advance! ;-)

haha i need to go out and buy a sister so that i can call her a dirty hooker, i would actually pee myself.

I will buy a card also as long as i get one for 3rd march lmao thats 2010 lol obviously.

it's a term of endearment for us. She cracks up when my 2 yr old calls her aunt dirty hooker! LMAO

are they new? or just revisited? I'm only asking because they are Twilight themed and not NM themed.

Love the "eye candy" line. That's brilliant!!

I didn't even know halloween CARDS were a part of the holiday at all.... for me, it was always about dressing up! lol i liked the candy, sure, but the dressing up part was always the best!

psh i feel jipped ... ive never gotten a Halloween Card

woah i had a horrible childhood lmao jk ... i think they just invented Halloween Cards... ive never heard of that

i wonder if the folks at summit were like, "hmm, what else can we bank on? what market do we NOT have cornered with twilight merch? oh yeah! the GREETING CARD industry!! hmmm, what big holiday is up next? halloween, huh? ok marketing department- halloween cards it is! forget the fact that they're not traditionally part of the holiday- they are now. and we'll make people feel insecure and uncool for not having one of our bouffanted cards!!"

LMFAO Bouffanted cards ... just reminded me of rob on the Twilight commentary ahhhh ... idk bout u but im waiting for Twilight Undies too

PERFECT TAGLINE: "Be the first of your friends to know how it feels to have Edward in your pants" ahhhhh classic

LMAO!!!!!!!!! that's right up there with my twilight inspired theme park where the rides are named after characters!

lmfaoooo hey universal already made a harry potter theme park ... ur not far off!!!

He he I eye candy.......Woo Hoo! lmfao

When I saw that I laughed I spit my water out of my life.

PS- I didn't realize people gave other people cards for Halloween.

Where the HALE have I been the past 23 years?!

They give cards for EVERYTHING now, RISMR.. geez, girl.. step out of your office.. LOL

*hands RISMR a card*

Gold lettering a sunsets...

ON the front: WHILE YOU'VE BEEN AWAY....

Inside:
"Dear friend.. it's been so long since we've talked."
"Never has 20 minutes felt so long"

Hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahha.

arg! i hate disqus. I'm just now getting all of my comments :(

Do they have a "sorry it took me so long to reply, disqus was sending notifications to my email" card?

Hahahhahhahaha!!!

Nope.. but I bet it would sell well!!!

I'm trying to think of what sound effect I would put in said 'Disqus' card.. hmmm..

Any ideas?

*eyes innocent*



How about a really low growl...to express frustration with disqus of course.. not for any other reason.. *breaks into cold sweat* Not that I would get off on that or anythign. LOL LOL



Is



;)

LMAO!!

GENIUS!! Seriously- you need to be in marketing for Twilight.

Ok, now we have the Paulex growl on audio.. I think this can be arranged!

Hahahah...



Make it say, "Dont' get me upset* also and I swear every card will be whisked off the shelf in a matter of two seconds..

ooh! brilliant!!!

And then we can have a 'sympathy' card with Samske's voice saying, "Take it easssyy"

OOoohh.. 0-0

RISMR.. THAT was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!



And it would encourage ppl to be more sympathetic to their fellow people because they'd so desperately want to buy one they'd start looking for ppl to comfort.

*pulls up resignation form for work*

let's start a business, you and i! LOL

haha my parents send me Halloween, Valentine's Day cards etc. when I am away at school! I love it!

Aw, that's sweet!

I say.. screw the cards- send me money and/or candy! Unless they are putting money IN the card!

well sometimes they will put giftcards in with the cards so I suppose that is as good as money! lol

That's a good point. But given the subject of this particular Halloween card, I'd be happy to get one. Even if it is totally weird.

This pic looks like Twilight Edward with New Moon Edward colors.

I like it!

Yup.
I thought the same.
Looks like old Edward's Twilight pics with NM colors and clothes!
Nothing new, really...

It's musical & plays full moon when open!! LOL

Theres one with a pic of Jake on too-
TwiFans: Halloween Twilight Greeting Cards! http://bit.ly/6uZz1

Cheeeeeeeeesssssssyyyyy!

Sorry, but maybe if I was nine years old, then I would send it out to one of my friends....unless I was sending it out to one of my NMM/Twitter gals. THEN that would make their day. haha

That font reminded me of a LotR font for some reason.
Also that pic is one of the Twilight promo ones, but this is so much better because it's not as photoshopped as the others. It looks good.

Oh yeeahhh X) yumm

oh my god.

its super cheesssyy!!!!!

hahahaha. but i like it. its too funny! =)

and its perfect for halloween.. hmm... i wonder if someone would dress up as "edward" as their costume? hahaha

advance happy halloween everyone! hihihihihi =)

Hahaha... I should send one to my niece. She is Team Edward all the way.

The rest of us like EVERYBODY why tie yourself to one sexy person. ;-D

hahahaha OMG this is too funny!! I hope I get one of these for Halloween! I have to agree.... there is A LOT of eye candy in Forks Washington!!

er ok,this is cr*p

:p!
that is totally my favourite thing in life now! :D

Hahahhahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!

THAT is so cheesily hilarious it just made my day!!!!!!!

I'd rather go trick or treating in LaPush, though, personally....

You are SO buying me one of these cards for Halloween!

Sure, Scarlet, sure..

*plans to send Scarsy one, but then replace Rob's face with a cut-out of Taylors*

I know you'll love it!!!

You and me both! Have you read the fanfiction story where there was a Halloween party at Emily's house? It's a Jacob/Bella story. It was pretty funny what all the wolf guys were dressed as :P

cool! what's it called?

Coming Full Circle :) It's in the most recent chapter.

YAYYYYY! thanks! (=

*scampers off to feed fanfic addiction*

I'm sure you'll be able to find me around here to let me know so I'm curious what your opinion will be of the story. I love it actually...lots of lemony goodness :)

so far, so goooooooooooood!! im in chapter 8!!

Double post, oops!

OOh, I have NOT.. now I"ll have to go check it out! LOL

THanks for the tip!!

;)

HEY HEY 4TW!

I wonder what we should wear to go trick or treating in La Push Baby, La Push?

Something slinky, revealing and see through maybe (starts looking through closet)...

Cop outfit (mini shorts cropped top and HANDCUFFS)?
Angel?
Devil?
Hippie (free love and all)?
French maid?
Bunny? - OOOOOO bunny - might bring out the hunter in them?
(keeps looking)

Hahahahahhahahahaah!!!!! Hahahahahhahhahahah!!!

*visualizes Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde bunnyfit outfit hopping through forest and wolves being all. "What IS that??? " *

IDK.. If I have to dress up to be like something else to get a guy's attention.. it's pretty much over....

I think I'll look like myself.. and just ask if they can show me some umm... impressive tricks... LOL

Well weren't we discussing Halloween? I am guessing there is a La Push Halloween party that we would need costumes for! (my bad).

LOL

Who needs a costume? You are right! (starts stripping - turns in wolf) Lets go have some fun! (starts leaping around 4TW - playfully tackles her, pup style) c'mon! c'mon, C'MON!!!

LOL (wolfy grin with 1 floppy ear)

I wonder what song is playing once you open the card?!

"It's raining men?" Hahahhahahahahha..



Get it.. Forks is rainy. Lots of hot boys...



Okay *droops* I thought it was great.

it's raining men!?? LMAO That's awesome!

Hey, snappy!! Of course it's awesome.. IF it was raining men, I would be soaked and happy!! ;)_

LOL soaked and happy, huh? happy because you're soaked or soaked because you are happy? *wink wink* (=

Hmmmm *thinks about this momentarily*

all of the above. *grins*

you know, i found out today that they actually sell these cards at my store!! i work at kohl's!

Oooh, *eyes light up*



This means you're sending me one with a tacked-on wolf, right? I'll be waiting. LOL

LOL!!! seriously? if you pm me your address i will totally send you one with a wolf over it!! or email me- newdaisy227@yahoo.com if you want..... *thinks* maybe i can scan it...?

ROTFLMAO! "its raining men"

*splashes happily through rain laughing as wolves fall from sky and stand back up, human*
LOL

LOL, nice one!

I sure wish it was raining Cullen men and a some Billy Burke in my neck of the woods!

*sees sparkly flashes falling to the ground and skillfully getting up*
*hears sirens as Charlie swan goes to investigate*

Wow.. I think you just got your wish.. LOL LOL

LMAO! Yeah it rains in TX Kimsis! However, we also get tumbleweeds too silly!

LOL.. Yayayayay.. I went to Colorado once and I was always so fascinated by tumbleweeds, and my friend from there found a huge one,, so I threw it in the trunk, named it Bob, and brought it back to my dorm room.

yayayayy for tumbleweeds. Bob did NOT quite have the sexiness factor of a wolf though.. I'd stick with dripping wet boys named Jake or some such other name. ;)

Not quite, I wouldn't call your area my neck of the woods! Make them fall in TX and I'll find them!

OH.. sorry about that.. does it rain in 'Texas.. or are they more like vampire tumbleweeds that come rolling by?

;)

ROTFLMAO!

That's a good one!
And the perfect song, actually... hehehehe!
*winks*

Yay! Yay! Yay!

*visualizes tanned boys with water dripping down their faces and streaming over shoulders*

I think it's visually stunning, myself!

Plus. .it's really fun to dance to.. *grabs umbrella and does cool leaps*
:)

lmao!!hahhahahahah!!!

There! Feel better?! =D

OH. MY. GOSH!!!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

*hurls self at KOG and practically cracks her ribs hugging her*

*realizes what she is doing and immediately pulls away*

*cooly looks at KOG* That was an attempt to kill you.. you long-gone-away BRAT!!! I .. I decided to back off and let you live..

And yes.. I feel so much better.. even if your laugh isn't half as good as the screaming I get from Kellan.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffftt. Hahhahahahahaha. ;)

*Quickly hugs 4tw*
*Then sprays self with flea spray and reapplys flea collar*

You mean the screaming you get when you take of your shirt?! I'm sorry hunny, but that's fear! Not the kind of screaming that I get from him! =D

ROTFL...

Oh, how I've missed your cutting remarks. Jealousy sucks.. doesn't it?

No, honey..you're thinking it's fear because that's all you get when your'e with him so that's what you recognize.. if you want me to tape record my next session you can hear what he sounds like when he's having fun..

Oh yes! Please tape it!
I've been meaning to find something to send into Americas Funniest Home Videos to win that $10,000! And honestly, what could be funnier than you embarrassing yourself by thinking Kellan is actually enjoying you!

Just because you can throw your voice doesn't mean that people are actually going to believe it's coming from him!

What do you need the $10,000 dollars for? I highly doubt paying him to spend a night with you is going to work..

;)

Actually, I need the $10,000 to pay for the lawyer that we need for the restraining order against you!
And then a few extra bucks for a quick vacay on an island...I'm thinking, Isle Esme! =D

Hahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!
*wipes tears from face*
What you secretly don't know is that he is going to sign YOUR name on the restraining order once you've paid for it, thus saving us both enough money to buy our OWN island.. IsleEmmet... and we're goign for a LOOOOONg vacation!!!

;)

Are you sleep typing again?! Because what you're saying could ONLY happen in a wacky dream of yours!
Snap out of it!
*Slaps 4tw*

Oooh, girl!!!! *eyes flashing*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SMACK<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Shall I wack you into dreamland? And I don't dream.. I'm too..uh.. busy.. to have those..

You're the one with the empty nights!

LOL

LOL- no, that was a good one!!

"Hallelujah, it's raining men."

I was thinking "Kokomo". but we'd replace 'kokomo with 'La Push Res'..

Way down in La Pus Res
Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
To Bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama.

Hmm. I guess it doesn't work as well that way- but I tried to make a wolfy/beachy song for you!

And I TOTALLY appreciate that, RISMR.. that's why I love you..



*puts a little sand on RISMR's desk and puts feet in it* I love this.. it's like being at the beach.. minus the wolf . and the water.. but wait!!!!



*opens window for sunny breeze and runs to hallway to fill up a tray with water for "ocean" *



Perfect.. now all we need are the shirtless boys and the coconut hut that sells frosty drinks..

DECODE! I don't know...just a thought!

HELD FOR H2B - not me!

*Get’s evil sparkle in H2B’s eyes*

How can I trick Robward into giving me his treat?

Oh two of my favorite things in the world, Halloween & my Robward.

Both things make my mouth water!

(I edited my own comment because what I really wanted to say was so construction worker LMFAO!)

Thanks again LovesWolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please talk construction worker me....

(winks suggestively)

I will even wear a mini skirt for you...
(prances around in 3" heels and mini skirt and low cut top)

LOL don't forget the eyeliner and the faux cheetah print purse!!

BEND and SNAP!

ROFLMAO!!!

Another thought just occured to me....................

I wonder if Rob makes any royalties on the use of his image on all of this commercialized crap the studio is hawking to the public......

doesnt he have to AGREEE to this stuff? and know about it too? lol.

I guess he would agree to it..for money? but Rob doesnt seem like the type of guy to just sell himself xD

not that i would mind ;)

Nah - Summit takes all that money - unless their agents are smart enough to negotiate that. But I know Rob is getting $10 million per Twilight sequel. But they might get bonuses for high DVD sales and merchandise. who knows!

Holy mother of god thats a crap load of cash lol girls that dont even like robs looks probably fancy him now with all that cash behind him.

Hes got no chance at the new moon release my guess is he gets dry humped by another crazy fanatic or is that lunatic you decide lol.

Oh dear god i totally love tour avi he looks so freakin hot in it lol

lmao - dry humped by a lunatic! probably!

I love your avatar too :) So cute! Robsten all the way!

maybe all this commercial things are part of the contract. so summit is probably sucking all the money from the crew faces.
actually rob salary for twilight was $2 million
but for nm it increase to $12million(they add $10 to the already $2)
and it always increase for the sequels so maybe he is receiving $15 millions for ecl.

They must get paid extra for doing things like Twi-Con but it seems like everyone that does them - does it b/c they have a blast. PFach for instance :-) Rob has more money than he knows what to do with.....he keeps working and working and never spends a dime. Kristen too. They're smart though - they'll be able to slow down working whenever they want and kick back.

I doubt it since they really aren't using Rob's likeness, but 'Edward's' likeness. Unless it was written into his contract, I don't think he's getting anything from it. But, I could be totally wrong.

You know what these cards tell me.....I could totally work for Hallmark. Some of these inscriptions are cringeworthy. I do wonder what music played in the birthday card.

The card plays "full moon". It is the first song that plays in the beginning of the movie.

I just bought the "I'd never forget your birthday / It's almost like I can read minds or something" card & the music on it is the end of "Full Moon" from the soundtrack. It's a cool card!

Good point. Never actually crossed my mind :)

I love your name, I about fell out of my chair!!

pretty intelligent ;)

me too! I cracked up! Almost woke up the whole house!

Thanks! Took me AGES to think of it! :)

He better!!! It's HIS gorgeous face that sells!

Ha!! The HALE it does... shoot Im sure I can speak for EVERY Robward lover out there, when I say that whenever I see something with ROB's face on it.. well, I uh... I neeeeeeeeeeddddddddd it ;-)

LMAO!!!

DO I need another calendar, another blanket, another shirt?.....If it has Rob's face on it, YES!!!! lol

LOL
Whenever the question is in regards to RPattz, the answer is:
ALWAYS YES!!!

ABSOFREAKINLUTELY!
i saw a magazine and i used my last $20 bucks to buy it :)
but its all about rob so why wouldnt i?

!!!!!
I agree... ha!

I think james with "so you brought a snack" would have been better.

Edward doesn't do anything malicious in Twilight.......maybe him snarling at the would be rapists would have been good too for a card but (minus the rapists...)

*(minus the rapists....)* lmao i seriously think thats the funniest thing ive read so far today lol

i agree tho james was a total badass, how about the part where edward rips the tree out of the ground maybe it could be made of candy lol *imagines huge candy tree*

that is so smarticler so good you should really go to these peoples and say that to them it is really good

LOL that would be a good one!!. Or something like "candy or trick or treating is like a drug to me" type of thing, but that would've been for the people that are really obsessed with candy lol.

OMG!! you TOTALLY rock! You should email them that suggestion!! I went to iparty last night and they had the new moon candies, but no party supplies :(

"So you brought a snack"...LOL! That would be great too! Even though James is a bad vamp, he is still also really hot!

ROTFLMFAO! That ought to scare the kids real bad!
What next? Twilight cutlery??
Pfffhh.

Yup here it is!

http://www.birthdaydirect.com/advanced_search_r...

vampire teeth for 34 cents, huh?

*add to cart*

LMAO!!!!! that's so stupid... do they not know that these vamps are fangless??

*clicks on link*
*blinks*
*runs away screaming*

hahaha...you haven't seen the Christmans cards then have you? LOL

twilight christmas cards??? please tell me if you're joking... that's a bit much.

i'd still prolly buy em, but i'd keep em all to me onesie! XD

I can just picture Edward with a Santa hat on.... :)

oh wow... LOL BAD (or good?) mental pictures!

I can't imagine Rob looking bad with anything on...or off, for that matter...it's ALWAYS a good mental image...but a Santa hat would be a little bizarre, wouldn't it?!

LOL i don't know... nothing but a santa hat and a BIG, THICK, SATIN ribbon- around the whole "package"!!

Oh, come ON! Christmas CARDS??!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!!



I WANT!

ROFL!!!

What next? Really?! hahaha

I was reading the paper last week, :) and to my suprise in the gossip section there was robs face i was like omg must read that little nugget and according to sources there will be a twilight vibrator based on everyones fav vamp mr cullen lol called twilight or enter twilight or something like that eternal whatever. lmao i laughed so hard i nearly cried you know if its true there will be a massive line at the nearest sex shop lmao.

*Wonders if mr cullen did a bit of modelling for it* haha yeah i doubt rob would be that whorish lol

LMAO! I'm not surprised, I wonder what took them so long. hahahaha

Ummm, you know I want one for Halloween right? Don't disappoint me! ;-)

Sure, sending one your way for halloween...but only because i luv u. hahahaha

LOL, thanks and I'll send you one too!!

I know...when I saw the card...**rolls eyes**

Then I just scrolled down to see what everyone else was saying about it. lol

LMAO! They really go overboard with all this sometimes. LOL

Holiday cards? What's next... stationary, stamps, wrapping paper, tape?!!!? LMAO!

i'd buy rob pattinson stamps!! hehe lol these cards are funny :D

Top 10!

I will go trick-or-treating with you Edward! Please!

****Can't stop laughing*****

Now I've seen just about everything! What the Hale?

****Picking myself back up off the floor****

Nothing more is needed to scare kids away than a dead, pale, glittering non-fanged Vamp!!

Mwahhahahaha!!

hey where have you been chick??? we were shouting for you on the Chaske post a couple days ago.......

Have you got a question you would like to ask Chaske??? The website for the Prom I'm going to has a form so I can fill it in and time permnitting I can ask it on your behalf....(I could go with the will you Marry me but I think there will be 100s of those) I want to ask him about his scar if I can a chance to speak to him ...... hopefully....

Arrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!! Yes please do that!!! Well another thing I wanted to ask him was "Is it really difficult to be accepted in main stream cinema if you are NA" but that might be construed as a racist question - the scar thing is good too!

The fail safe question is "Will you marry Howly"... :-)
Sorry chica! I wasnt around - I came 10 hours late to the post :-( My office is moving I have shit load of work here... So hopefully I can stay here at NMM and EM henceforth!

That is a very good question I'll put it on the form ..... not sure if I'm still on time but I'll try.

It looks like it's going to be good both Kellan and Chaske seem to be open to have a laugh

How are anyway and where did you disappear to? Sorry curious as always you don't have to tell me if you don't want to :D

No it is ok.... I am curious too!
*Sigh* It is my real life MP3...
My office is moving and the dept is splitting into 3 groups and EVERYONE wants me... So now I have 3 offices and there are lot of office issues... politics and bureaucracy... I have to act as a middleman in emails.
Complications... PLus this weekend I was in NY - Niagara falls. Hubby was pouting that I wanted to take laptop. To keep the peace - i left it at home :-( I come back and see that there a gazillion posts and Chaske post!

Crickey

Well I guess you could see it as they really rate you and want your input....

My office is moving at the beginning of October nothing major but I think
people will have a fit about desk placements of all things

Was it a good weekend with hubby? Niagara Falls is one place I would like
to visit at some point....

Well I for one am verry verry pleased to have you back! *hugs*
xxx

Huge hugs to you too! I too am pleased to be back here!

Yes it feels flattering for everyone to demand me but then it also is a pain in the @ss... :-) The desk placements were the worst ones, plus none of the offices were set up... aah well!
You should definitely come to Niagara - it is BEAUTIFUL! But I would advise you to go from the Canadian side :-)

Evening apologies for the delay in replying work just gets in the way then went out drinking with work lol my coworkers are so impressionable ha ha ha maybe I'm cynical not quite sure....

To be popular is a gift and a chore ....my colleagues are already talking about the unfairness of the desk placement trying to see if they can trump someone to get a better seat how trivial.... lol I'll stay out of it until they come asking for something....

I will make my way to Niagara hopefully I'll be living in Canada by then...... who knows

That is a very good question I'll put it on the form ..... not sure if I'm still on time but I'll try.

It looks like it's going to be good both Kellan and Chaske seem to be open to have a laugh

How are anyway and where did you disappear to? Sorry curious as always you don't have to tell me if you don't want to :D

I missed you IHowl! I was howling for you on the Chaske post the other day!

Yes Kimmie I saw you!!! I came 9 hours too late to the post! Niagara kept me from posting... :-(
Thanks for howling out to me!

You're welcome! I always hate it when I come on too late to post, which has been happening a lot to me lately!

same here Kimmie... plus i hate the new Disqus...
*sob* I cant see my friends and followers... :-(

Weird, mine changed back to normal... yours didn't???

No it didnt!!!! :-( Arrrrrgggggh!!!!

No it didnt!!!! :-( Arrrrrgggggh!!!!

So true!!! I hate that pic of Rob/Edward. The promotional pics they have this year are sooo much better than last year.

But you weren't talking about the pic were you?!!!? For your information, he is incredibly strong, fast, and can bite through your skin like butter, drink your blood until your dead. Who's scary now?!!!? lol

He... he... GLITTERS!!!!!!!

*tinkle tinkle*

LOL!! But yeah whatever floats your boats Vamp Girl!!

He does not glitter, he sparkles. There is a difference. lol

LMAO! Yep, you got that right! LOL

Hahahh!! Yes but then the kids would be scared away and their moms will pull the Eye Candy in to their bedrooms... *sigh* kids needn't see that, do they Indies??
:-D

hahahaaha, nope! they'd be scarred for life, thousands will be spent on therapy sessions. LOL

Hi! Ihowl2 Long time no see, How R ya!!

Yay!!!!!!! Someone remembered me!!!!!!
Squeeeeeee!!! :-D

I am good, girl How are YOU? Life has been very very busy for me and work is just testing my patience. I didnt even have time to be on NMM and EM!!

*sigh* Hopefully that has ended!

Of course, I remember you,

with the laught like that....R U kidding me..

I am busy but NMM.org, EM.org R my life now, where else can I go...lol

LOL!! Yeah I used to think that too until the REAL life came and bit my @ss!!

But it definitely feels good to be back! :-)

Well, it 's good to see ya..
U missed my first post last week

I was looking for U cuz I wanna do the evil laugh, now that U here...
So here go
Mwahhahahahaha

Hahahh!!! You are a quick learner!!!
:-) Nice going!

Thanks...I'll keep it up:))

3RD?

2nd! There sure is alot of eye candy there. They are called the CULLENS!

I will agree that there is a lot of Cullen eye candy - BUT KELLAN TOPS THAT LIST FOR ME!!! Followed by Daddy C and Jackson! BUT wolves are in there too...

how's this for eye candy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTvV2LEl97I

*Sings* slow motion for me, slow motion for me...

(=

One word....Sweeeeeeeeeet!

i KNOW right!?? and at 0:05 it SO looks like he's trying to grab kristen's boob and she pushes his hand down!!

OF COURSE KELLAN TOPS THE LIST! would we have it any other way? Nope!

(*hugs*)

I know, but wanted you to see where my appreciation lies. LOL

*Hugs back*

You and I have great taste in men! Thats one of the few things we have in common. LOL

True. very True.

What do say Lutz, Rob at or near the bottom?

what about robb?!

i loveeee kellan, but rob is my mannn:)
i just love all of the CULLENS.
jacob. not so much...
hahahah<3

I like me some Rob, but i love me some Kellan!

1st?
yess! I'm first on Edward's post! haha.

congrats!! *sounds victory kazoo* (=

yay, thanks! :)

ahhh congrats girll! <3

thanks a lot! <3

Congrats on 1st! : )

thank you! ;)

congrats on 1st!

thanks Indies! :)

Congrats!!!

thanks !