TEAM JACOB!! DNT CARE WAT U SAY!! HAHAHA!!

I know what you mean by, "I covered my mouth in shock through most of this song!" Omg, the lyrics are so harsh! Don't be so mean to Jacob! He loves Bella too, and he deserves to be with her too!

That was so totally lame. Its not even funny. I was just sitting there with my eyebrow raised the whole time. Jakey is amazing and who ever wrote this song is a crack head. So there!

Love this song!!!!

omg thats rude!!

Jacob Black i got my eyes on you!

poor baby... THIS IS NOT EDWARD, he is understanding & sweet

unlike this person who wrote this song

poor Jake

HOW RUDE!

ouch. way harsh.

i've heard of them.

this song isn't my favorite (if you couldn't tell by my name haha)


i much prefer a girl group called 'the bella cullen project' though (:

Wow this is so wierd haha i made this video a year ago.

The footage is so old cause it was made before twilight even came out!
Just thought the song was funny. But i love me some taylor lautner

:)

I actually heard this song performed live in Forks last weekend...it is such an awful song. The band has a pretty good sound, especially the lead singer...but the lyrics for most of the songs...ugh.

I seriously found this song like, 4 months ago on youtube. i thought it was the best thing ever. now i'm obsessed with the mitch hansen band. they have AWESOME new moon related songs.

LOL. catchy . . .

seriously i have' you're nothing but a dog' in my head now.

i like how they put that mtv interview there, cracks me upp!

LAPUSH HAS COME TO SHOVE! GENIUS!

i do like jacob btw, but you must admit, its quite a good song hahaaa

i heard this song ages ago and i love it!

Still proud to call that "dog" my Alpha wolf! ;o) LOL

WOAH this is well old i heard this like a year ago!
still gets a chukle out of me
love them both :D
xxx

Oh c'mon! We've known about this for awhile now!
Even though I am Team Jacob 100%... I must admit that I can't help myself from chuckling to myself everytime I hear this. :D
What really would be Wicked is if this guy came up with a Jacob Version! Jacob's Warning to Edward Cullen!!!! BEWARE

rofl.
begins to nod head with the beat and sings along
"nothin but a dogg, nothin but a dOG. and it's time to face the truth ."

xD

HAHA, I had already heard this song, is so hilarious, and so true! :D TEAM EDWARD FTW!

OMG. I love this song. I have it on my iPod. I've known about it for like a year. I'm soooo cool. Hehe.

Ha! This is too awesome....and so true. Team Edward all the way!

I have never heard this!

Ok NO comment!

Just.... I Love Edward :)

I'm neither Team Edward or Team Jacob, but I did find that to be quite amusing.

LOL
Love the vid but hey I really care for Jake, he is an important character in all of this!

Still pretty funny!

this is so old but still funny ,,

Guys, chillax, Mitch Hansen aren't Team Edward, but they did write this song as if from Edwards perspective, it was just for fun.
If he did have a favourite I'd say it's actually Alice, as she is the only character he has an entire song dedicated to, it's called "She is Brighter".
I love Mitch Hansen's songs they're very good, along with some fun entertaining ones like this.

LOL i looove it *giggles*

I don't know what more fun, listening to this hilarious song or reading the outraged comments of Team Jacob fans!!!! Some people on You Tube are hilarious, "I hate you, you're soooooo mean, you only wished you looked as good as Jacob"

No joke!

It's just a funny song, and admit it the chorus "Nothing but a dog" gets stuck in your head!!!

That being said Edward wouldn't have said anything so harsh in Eclipse or Breaking Dawn, sure he may have called Jacob a mutt a few times but he also thanked Jacob ALOT for taking care of Bella.

It still is fun to listen to.

GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!!

ahahhaa i love when he calls jake a "mutt",..he sound so sexy standing up for his woman and when he says something like if jake ever kiss bells again; "he'd break his jaw or at one point; i think he tells jake; "he'd be walking on all fours...lol..i can't remember the quotes; but edward being all aggressive or calling jake a mutt is so damn hot...lol..what a sadistic mind i have!

Love iiitttt....TEAM EDWARD...

>>TEAM Edward..yay..lol

LOVE ITTTTTTTT AHHHH SO HALARIUS ANYWAYS TEAM EDWARD

imsorry but lol TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY

OMG!! I though Edward Cullen aka robert actually wrote it LOLZ

It is fairly harsh, but still LOL!

I have nothing against the wolves, well Jake and Sam annoy me a tad, but its still rather joke :)

Wow, that was painful to listen to. Not because I love me some Jacob, but it was just REALLY stupid! The video made no sense at all, like, old videos of Taylor doing gymnastic flips and karate moves?

I'm just puzzled... and weirded out.

LOVE THIS SONG!! Sorry, but I don't really need a Jacob song... :P

Waaay old! I have both of their albums, and they're not specifically Team Edward. They do songs from all points of view!

LMAO! HAHA

LMAO!!!!! That is great!

LOL to the song.

"Your nothing but Lassie,
your bothing but Lassie."

Calling them Dog, is far too nice. Sometimes poodle works. LOL *runs away*

This song is sooooooooo old (but still hilarious) because i was browsing through utube like a couple days after Twilight came out in the movie theater and i found this. Its still good thoough, but i must say im Team Jacob and we will strike back!!!

Lol, nmf31. I have to admit, I'm Team Edward, but found this song annoying. Am looking forward to see how Team Jacob responds though.

hahahhahahaahahah!!!!!!

How very complimentary. If there wasn't an Edward version, someone would have the splintered remains of a guitar and its frayed strings permanently embedded in his mouth...

But everything equal.. I'll just smile and then go furpslode on an unsuspecting passerby..

this song give me a mixed of emotions.
i am insulted.
i am mad b/c they are mean to jake
i am laughing (let's face it is really funny)
and i am expecting to hear a edward version, hey if they are mean to jake i want to hear the counterpart

Marie C!!!!!



Hey!!! Long time no speak.. I got over the anger.. let's face it.. Edward is striking back because Jake DOES have some worthy qualities worth being nervous over.. even if Kristen likes Edward better.



But..hey ho.. all the more lovely shoulders and warmth for me..

i know i don't know where were you, were u hiding? i even growl(not so well, cause i am also half vamp, but i try), it was for the mtv, to see if u were going, but you were not here.

oh jake,we can comfort him if he listens to this song, so i guess i can't be mad and not at edward.

Yayyaya!! I have been both INSANELY busy.. ANd my wireless has NOt been working well for almost a week (I'm writing this at library) so I've felt very lost and lonely and out of it.. mostly on in the mornings,now...



I'm so sorry that I missed it.. I've been racing racing racing here and there and I actually think I SAW that email and I dont' know if wireless went out at that point, but I'm so sorry I didn't respond.. Glad to see you and your cutie-wootie avatar..



And yes.. *wicked grin* "comforting" Jake would be a definite bonus after a song like this. :)

*pass 4the wolf a tissue*
don't worry u are here now, and welcome back to our bubble to get out of the "real world", i hope everything works ok with your wireless

yea tell them edward..it's about time you stood up to that wolf..

*singing while edward plays the piano.."you'r nothing but a dog"*..lmaoooo


i love this song. its old, but still very funny...and i do like jake too, even though edward has my heart; but this is so funny..ehehee

I've got Mitch on my MySpace.....check him out, he's got alot of great songs. Twilight related of course :-)

OOh.. Cool. THanx. *goes there timidly, claws ready*

I heard this song last year but I still smile when I hear it.

I have not been able to find an Edward version in a year and I am still searching.
If anyone does find one, please post it!!!

You have to admit the song is genius.

*sees 4TW fursplode*
*runs back to La Push to tell Jake to help 4TW*

*eyebrow dangerously high*



Yeah, you better be running for Jake.. LOL LOL

oh god! i think the wolf girls are gonna phase now.

somebody will get hurt today. Mitch Hansen Band is it?? hehehe

whoa! look out vamp girls! i know i would! hehehe.

well i saw this one like months ago. thought this was funny bcoz im a vamp girl but i dont want the wolves to be treated this way.

its still funny though. hehe. sorry wolf girls... i cant help it. =)

No worries.. wolves have a sense of humor.. :)

hehehe. good to know. =)

shall i sing to u now 4tw??

nah... i dont think i can! hehe.

*struggles*
wont.. sing.. the.. song..
have.. soft.. spot.. for.. wolves..
getting.. mushier...

ugh! hehehehe =)

*small growls escape from lips*



Yeah.. that soft spot for wolves is saving you right about now, miss! LOL

*holds out hands to surrender*
ok.. ok.. chill.. please dont growl at me.. please? i do have a soft spot for jacob see?

*holds out a squishy thingy with the word "jacob" in it*
i told ya...
hehehehe =)

but seriously, i do have. =)
time check: 4:37am who needs sleep right? =)

Hahhahhaahah!!! *grabs squishy thing and squeezes it*



I just squeezed Jacob.. Wow.. where are you located?

hey thats my softy jacob! give it back!
*tackles 4tw*
hehehe. im from the Philippines. where are u exactly in the US? damn... my laptop's batt will die soon. and i really need to sleep.. ugh! hate this! hey 4tw, talk to u when i wake up after 4 to 5 hours? im sorry to ditch u. i just have to sleep, like badly. hehehe. til later 4tw! take care! 'night to me and good day to u! hehehe =)

Your Nothing but a dog

Nothing but a dog

Nothing but dog

Go Edward!

Oh hell with it......he's the sexiest effing dog I've ever seen

Omg!!! That is so hilarious lol. I love the images used for the vid as well :):)

Love it at the very end of the song when you see a clip of Kristen and Rob with Kristen saying he is so handsome, and that laugh of Robs! *Swoon*

wow i'm glad it was towards jacob... but some one has way tooo much time on their hands. lol. OMGODRIC I LOVE EDWARD!!! HA HA HA HA

hahaha loveee it...i don't carefor jacob (don't yell at me for this) and i never felt bad for him..guess this means i have no compassion lol

Nope...just your personal opinion. Jacob doesn't do it for me at all. But I still felt sorry that he always seemed to get the short end of the stick....But I think the story line ended as it should have (Bella & Edward being together)...which sadly left no more room for jacob.

Lot of news today
Is it Christmas???
Noooo!!!
This year Christmas is on 20.11

wow another post I only just finish commenting on one then another one pops up!

Poor Jacob this song is a bit mean I may be Team vamp but i still like Jacob

Love it when people can have allegiance to one team but still like the other. Same here..Team Jacob all the way, but I still like Edward.

YAY! My Post! This is better then being first!!!!!! :)

Hey LMCULLEN!!!!!
Lol - I'm hoping this gets your attention.

The same band has a song from Jacob to Edward. This band also has songs from just about every character's perspective.

Hope that helps!

Awwww... poor Jakey.

But ROFL nonetheless.

wow...my head is spinning. so many posts. too fast

I can't keep up. These are so funny!
I know some wolf girls who are gonna soooooooo Pi$$ed off about this.

"You're nothing but a dog and it's time for you to face the truth"

I like Jacob waaaaaaaaaay more than that and I'm a vamp lover through and through!

We love you Jacob!

Thnx 4 that post!!!! Can't we all get along Vamps & Wolves :)

Thnx 4 that post!!!! Can't we all get along Vamps & Wolves :)

5 yessssssss top 10 i'm never in top 10,you gays are so fast

haha, i think you have a little typo there

lol

AOooh

Edit: Extremely funny what we first write.....Ohhh look at the all the Jake Avies


I don't like this song. I love Jakie too much.

Yeah, I'm not too thrilled either, but hey.. we can't ALL love dead sparkly guys who bribe people to babysit their girlfriends. :)

haha. ::gives you a big tree scratching post to work out your irritation::

I know it was all meant as a joke.. but it wasn't that funny. Maybe my sense of humor is just crappy today.. drinking wine in the middle of the day makes me headachey and sleepy and cranky. lol.

OOh!!! Mid-day party, or you did lunch somewhere??



Here.. let me cook for you. I can bang pots and pans to work out my agression and there will be an excellent dinner at the end of it. LOL

Actually.. a winery. heh. Though I did have lunch there.. packed a lunch and sat outside (quite scenic) and had some wine, then bought some wine. haha.

As long as I can sit in another room while you bang away, I will gladly eat it. ;)

Dang it, Megs!!! My wireless went out for HOURS and when I got your message, I couldn't remember who I was banging, and it sounded really excited.. until I remembered it was pots and pans.. bummer. LOL LOL LOL



Ooh.. a winery.. nice!! Sounds so picnically romantic!!

LOL! Well, I'm not sure I want dinner after if you're banging away on... whoever.. ;x hehehe. ::calls Jake::

Well, it wasn't romantic.. I went with my mom and grandmother. LOL. But yes, it certainly could be in different circumstances. ;)

hahhahahaah! Hey, Mom and Grandma are cool!!!!!! You'll have to excuse my brain.. I have a very VERY strong imagination and my mind turns everything into a novel.. "starts imagining Megs on the grass alone, when along comes a very hot backpacker, who sits down nearby and opens a canteen, suddenly noticing that there is not a drop of water in it.. Megs kindly offers something to drink.. despite the polite assurances of said very hot guy .. who is also genuinely well-mannered.. that he couldn't possibly infringe upon her peaceful afternoon.... ) see.. there it goes.. LOL



No worries.. I'll bang pots and pans.. there are no gentlemen here at present. LOL ;)

Hmmm.. do you have magical wolf powers, too? Can you make your story come true? LOL!

And okay, I'll have your dinner if you aren't going to be.. er.. banging anything other than pots. LOL.

Megs!! You're always such a happy surprise.. yes.



I'm a fantastic cook.. and this is completely safe.. unless a certain, bare-shouldered someone should walk through my back door..



No.. I have no magical powers as of yet.. I"m working on that.. LOL

I'm a vamp girl and I think the song is mean I still like Jake

OOh.. rpattz_dreamer!! Well of course.. if you think of it as being in a character perspective I totally understand it.. but it does suck having to sit through and listen to it.. but it's okay if Bella is kissing Edward.. I will gladly offer my lips in exchange..great sacrifice though it would be.. *slides on lip gloss* LOL

OOh.. rpattz_dreamer!! Well of course.. if you think of it as being in a character perspective I totally understand it.. but it does suck having to sit through and listen to it.. but it's okay if Bella is kissing Edward.. I will gladly offer my lips in exchange..great sacrifice though it would be.. *slides on lip gloss* LOL

Haha ..that's true..or disassemble a truck to prevent their girl friend from leaving her house...

Yes.. thank you.. I prefer being treated like the competent person I am not.. but should be.

Hhahhhaa. :)

yay!!!in the top ten!

eight!!!!
hahah i cant see the video right now, too much people around me LOL

YAY!!!!!!

NTJK: Congrats! Here you go! <hands her a wrapped DVD>
Marce: Ooh, what is it?
NTJK: You'll see!!
Marce: <opens the gift to see Director's Cut of NM>
Marce: <faints>
NTJK: Well if I knew you were gonna do that, I would've give you another copy of Twilight. :( Sorry.

hahahahaha nope dierctor'e cut of nm is way bette than twilight hahaha

hahahahahaha LOL

what the hay!

Hasn't this been up on youtube forever? It wasn't as funny as the j*zz in my pants Twilight version.

they had it up today at LTT. ;)

OMFG! I love the J*zzed in my pants Twilight version! made me LOL!!!! xD

la

i hate this song =(
i hate anyone thats unnecessarily mean to jake. i mean come on. how much has the guy suffered because of bella.

=(
w.e i love jake. if i had a good voice, i would make a song for him :)

oh c'mn! is not that bad, is just a stupid and funny song, dont take it personally

i think is funny, and i´m not any team, i like both of them, but its really funny when the guy sings "ur nothing but a dooog", that is something edward would say def

soooo, dont get mad

This is an awsome song, the guy can sing! And its fun guys, its not an attack on Jacob!

This song is just really stupid. lol It has nothing to do with Jacob and Edward or whose team you're on, the song itself is lame. The lyrics are lame, the sound is lame. It's a stupid song!

I'm guessing your team Jacob???? LOL

Couldn't agree more. I know this song's meant to be a parody, but I get sooooo INSANELY frustrated/annoyed at Jake haters - especially cause its true, he's suffered unnecessarily for Bella x(...grrr LOL

i knoww. one of my friends like was trashing jake and saying how he is arrogant and annoying and i attacked her.

he only acted arrogant-ish to cover up his pain plus if he didn't have some faults then like everyone (mostly) would want bella to stay with jake so ppl would be angry with eclipse and BD

vbgfg

3rd
haha ive listened 2 all of the mitch hansen band songs

I wish I could here this NOW!!!

u don't want to. its mean =(

Oh! I think I heard this on TV when the E! channel was doing a Twilight thing!

rly? bleh i hate this song. i hate anything thats mean to jake. =/

i get very protective and defensive

I try to be reasonable about stuff and pick my battles. And to then see the humor in the situation...

i guess, idk i'm not going to go kill someone just because they say they are team edward or even if they say they hate jake or something, but if its just plain mean, i'll eat them lol

Dude...this song is so old hahahaha! I have it on my IPod ::grins::
"In your mind your kissing her in life shes kissing me!!" Lmfao!

Lalalalala....."Your nothing but a dog,nothing a dog,nothing but a dog and its time for you to face the truth" :D

i sooo agreee.

lol well I kinda figured that when I seen over 3 million hits! But it hasn't been posted here before.

Sheesh - I don't post, ya'll complain, I do post and ya'll still complain!

Maybe you guys will be MUCH happier with the "new" person!

Lmao! We still love you LMCullen! The sonq just to damn funny! xD Thank you for postinq it thouqh!! :D

*rolls eyes*

I thought it was a fabulous post love! I was covering myself giggling the whole time.

wat will people think of next!?

Ok I hope im not losing my mind here but i believe it is your birthday, am I correct??

well even if I am not HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY!!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!!
*throws confetti*

May all your wildest Pattinson dreams come true!

LMFAO!!!!! I love you but it is not my bday hun! hahahahaahaha

I remember now!

Its AECullen's bday *facepalm*

I was close right? lol

I think we should just keep pretending its your birthday so I dont have to
call FedEx to get your Edward wrapped up in a red bow back...

unless you object of course but...

HAPPY KINDA BIRTHDAY LM!!!


xxxx

lol

LMFAO!! Well ... Lets just say you've got 4 more months to go before my bday! hahaha

And yes - please FedEx me Pocket Edward. I've been asking for him for months .. still nothing! LOL

Thanks so much for posting it btw! Its so funny!

hey can u tell me a lil bit about the song?? i'm in class so i cant listen to it please!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

The singer is just slagging Jacob saying things like - You're nothing but a Dog! and stuff about Bella being with Edward and not him and in his mind Bellas kissing him when in real life she is kissing Edward etc. That sounds kind of confusing so hopefully you'll hear it later - its really funny! :D


When are you out of class? :)

hahahahah thanks!! i'm out right now but there's too much people around hahah

you are GREATLY appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We love you LMCullen! We truly do!!!

What are some of the words???