3RD

Edit: Oh ho, SpankMe's becoming psychic!
LOL

LMFAO!
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him though
And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Cullen
Wish that I could get all the girls, yo
Didnt have to breathe, didnt have to eat food
And of course I want to read everybodys thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the Piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a Vegetarian even though I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy
Thats such an awesome name, theyll all be jealous of me

[Chorus: D-Mayne]
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him though
And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen

XD

ROTFLMAO this song is just sooo funny.
*keeps laughing*

Wish I could be in, Dr. Cullens
Family and the Olympic Coven
Then Edward can, be my brethren
And he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmett are so cool also
And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot N Cold
Dont wanna be near Rosalie, though
Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes
Id run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please
Its obvious she would much rather be with me
And if he says no, then I'll have to agree
Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me

[Chorus: D-Mayne]

[Verse 3: Mr. Washable]
Walkin, walkin, walkins dumb
Wish I could do the Edward run
Then I would be real quick too
And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo
If I was Edward, I would be
1,000,000 times hotter then he could ever be
And James would be afraid of me
I would live happily
If I could read peoples thoughts
I wanna have Edward Cullen's life
I wanna graduate a thousand times
(chorus)

Funniest. Edited.Song. Ever.

LMAO! i love this song! its sooo gonna be my ringtone! oot oot!

Hiiiiiiii!
*waves manically*
LOL, seriously? I think I might go one up and set it as my alarm :)

heeeeeey!
LOL thats a good one! but i cant set my alarm to a song :( just the annoying "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"

I really hate that stupid beep beep beep crap too. lol

idk anyone who DOESNT!

Hysterical!

And..................... My picture is in it!

Haha! woot woot!

LMAO! i didnt even realize that til i looked a second time!

LMAO!

lmaooooooooooo..i heard this song before and everytime i hear it; i literally jizz in my pants....lolll...i also like the jacob black one too....ahahahaha

LMFAO!!! Thanks LMCullen. you and Will never cease to make my day.

This is too funny... I love the song... good job to the creator
I am sure a lot of guys would secretly sing this song because they really want to be like Edward Cullen

haha niceeee. who wouldn't want to be edward cullen?!

ahhh so amazing i would date anyone who was edward cullen lol

dose it have to be a Kyane song? He;s so out! lol

LOL. i think it's an improvement hahaaa

Hahaha i have never heard it before!

I wanna say Carslile is my daddy too!

I would love 4 Carsilile to be my daddy 2 he's rich and treats everybody sweet and nice and hell my dad doesn't even cut it! And in real life Peter is a wonderful daddy to his kids howwwww sweeet. U got it alllllll goooooood Bella. Lucky!

heck no daddy, with all the nutty thoughts about him....ewww i can't think about my dad that way.
maybe in a more nutty thought i could tell him daddy, if u know what i mean*wink*

and the POSTS just KEEP ON COMING!!!


heard this before but the concept never gets old- what guy WOULDN'T wanna be edward cullen??

this video is not available in your country ?!?
What the forks!!!

ooo this side of the globe....

la

YESS!!!! FIRST!!!! =DDD

i'd like to dedicate this first to AECullen because its her birthday today =)

This video is HILARIOUS!!!!! i loove itt!!

Congrats! Have a Wolf cookie!

YAY!

*takes cookie*

thank youu ♥

Since you're handing out cookies, I'm guessing the store didn't have any Robword candies?

(sniffle) No cream filled anythings!

I almost crashed driving to work I was crying so hard!

I will go back to Walgreens tonight! and stock up!

Just wanted to say congats before I left. "throws wolfpack confetti"

Thank youu =D

Congrats on the first!!!

Thank youu =DD

YAY first for you!!

thank youu =DD

its always so exciting being first. :) btww do u have twitter?

meh, i had a twitter but my phone doesn't have internet on it, so it's kind of pointless to keep an account on a real-time update website that i can't access in real-time.

=/ u comment on here though ur phone?

lol no no, i use my laptop to comment here. but almost everyone i know with a twitter updates via their phone or other mobile device; seeing as how i can't cart my computer everywhere i go i thought having a twitter was kind of silly.

lol so do i. i don't use my phone for twitter. i use my laptop.

ur silly. u should use it :)

I cant hear this until I get home!

4thhhhhhhhhhh

btw for all concered about Boo Boo Stewarts aka Seth Clearwaters acting,, this a short behind the scene clip from a movie hes in thats out soon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulkn_YTc77k&feat...

haha
Yup heard it before BUT it never hurts to listen to it more than once... lol cracks me up!!
Go Edward!!!
"... didnt have to breath or eat... I wanna be like Edward Cullen"
"... the palest skin...."
LMAO

Hi CECI!!!!

How's it hang'n in Cali? I miss home.

Hi Ali!!!!
How are ya? How's it hanging? Well I was really upset last night when I read how far posters have gone to bash Rob and Tay and others SO I decided to write an essay and let everybody know to behave or else... *sighs*
But other than that... HOT!! Its hot girl... I cant wait for rain =(

What part of Cali are you from? I'm originally from Orange County!

You're from the OC? Sorry dude, but I can't be your friend any more lol. You know how it is? LA & OC don't mix. Unless you're talking about Gwen & No Doubt that is.

Yup Santa Ana baby! why cant the blue and the red get along? We can make purple! LOL

I live in GA now though. Talk about a change!

*looks around*
I dont wanna say exactly.. scared of stalkers or haters coming to get me... lol close to LA... like an hour away!!

Yeah, I know what you mean about the haters. It frustrates me to no end hence the tag Team No Venom next to my name. I just don't have a cool Mod star next to my name.

Rain?!?! It's only September. You know that it stays hot up through the end of October. You might see rain at the middle of November but not sooner.

Today it's gorgeous in NYC. It's 72 with clear blue skies. It reminds me of spring in Cali right after the chill & the Santa Anna winds of winter have died down. Right as the glory of California's weather comes out for the first time of the year.

I so need to go home. Got any room at your place? LOL

*jealous*
Ahhh I know.. but Fall starts next week!!
*whines*
WHY do I have to wait so damn long!?!?? I wasnt joking when I told you that I'll really consider moving to FORKS... HALE yea... !!!

LOL Umm
*looks at crowed Mexican house*
I think I can book you into a hotel near by....

LOL

yep same here...a girl in ff recommend it!..
it never gets old though!

Ha!! Nope... its awesome... like LMC said.. this should be several husband's or bf's tune now!!!

*jessica's voice*
i know right!..
haha

LOL.

AWE!!! I wish I could see or hear it but my work computer wont do it.

*sniff sniff*

EDIT:

Oo, 8th place. Yippy!!! LOL

Hahahaha! I have heard it before but it still makes me laugh!!!! :]

thank you so much for posting this im jenn btw =) this is the first time something i sent got posted!! yay for me

that was funny thanks for sending it! I've never heard it before

i heard it for the first time todayy!

btw nice default did you see the shirtless pics of him working out! can i say yummmmm =p

Thanks!
oh yeah i drooled over the pics of him working out!

Darn. 11th?

Have to see this later. got to go to work.

I know the b&w is the same avi but I think the color version is better. It gives better clarity to Tay's facial details.

LMAO I didn't hear this!!! so effing funny!!

LOL LMC!! the theme song for your hubby hahaha

WELLA! Today is all about new news.

That's the way ... uh uh... I like it.
Give, give me more; give me, give me, give me (even) moooore

ROTFL

That was awesome. LOL

Ah ha I heard that yonks ago, its funny enough. Not that I'd be listening to it twice!

"this video is not available in your region due to copyright restrictions." Bah.

can't see....*.....*

I LOVE THAT SONG!
hahah but old though

I WANNA SPARKLE IN THE LIGHT AND DRIVE THE VOLVO
AND HONESTLY I WANNA PLAY THE PIANO lol love that part <3 and the scooby doo part<3 xD

LMFAO!

This was so silly..made me laugh today. Thanks!

"Id run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please Its obvious she would much rather be with me And if he says no, then I'll have to agree Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me"

Yeah you know he would...not even a question!

"I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the Piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me"

and

"Dont wanna be near Rosalie, though
Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes"

The person who made this song up, can deff. read my thoughts. LOL

This is now my ringtone for my mobile. LOL, strange to say i'm a lady. LOL

LOVE IT!!! There is one on youtube with subtitles!

what ever happened to wolfclub fridays?!?!! :O

Dont wanna be arounf Rosalie cause I have a things about being around Aholes!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahah!!! LMAO!!!

Oh God I'm gonna pee my pants!!!

Quick where are my Shamanties!!!!

TSO where are u!?!?!?

Walkin Walkin Walikns dumb

Wish I could do the Edward run....

*Starts doing the running man in place*

Gotta get home for Scooby doo!!!!

*Starts the Cabbage Patch*

Go Edward! Go Edward! Go Edward

LMFAO

Oh Gosh!! I needed that today!!

OMG!!! I heard this song a lot of times. I usually get this in my head all the time and keep singing it!!!

i know all the words

This totally made my day, LOVE IT... **sigh** maybe i can play it for hubby when he's sleeping... you know, condition him to want to be more like Edward? ROFL

HAHAHA!!! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard! haha wow.

REALLY FUNNY!
really creative:D

Hahaha I totally have this on my mp3!!!! I listen to it often!!!!!!!!!!

So funny. Loved it. Made my day :)

OMG, that song is so funny, catchy to lol

The fanmade trailer of a raper doing the Edward Cullen song is actually good and down right funny lol it cracks me up!

Hey I love scrapbookn I put all of da pics from New Moon into a story book and a scrapbook its awsome and my 5 yr old daughter loves it! And Im a Twilight Single Mom! GO TEAM EDWARD GO!!!!!!! lol

I love da Volvo car in Twilight I hope it stays for good! And I dont know why I keep on seeing it in my neighborhood alot it is freaky! lol I just wanna see who's in it cause if its a-look-a-like Edward Cullen Im kissn him! lol

Pale white and damn cold why I wanna bite u now
When u see da blood u better run he's comming for u
don't cry u really wanna know why
I have to leave u now I will never ezist
the wolves r comming my way growling and Im screaming
Jacob oh Jacob damn why r u so stupid what did I do
Edward comes to da rescue fights with Jacob
Vampire vs. Wolf who knew
Stop Stop Stop this fight get along and shut up!

LOL i LOOOOOOOVE it!

UGH absolutely loathe kanye frikin west!!!!!!! As soon as I realized what song it was I turned it off!!!!!!! No thank you!!!!! *spits* Ugh!!!!

DUDE this is soo bullshit i found a video like this months ago and my friend sent it in and it never got posted

this is the video i posted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzjDlUwtNpc

its the same song just its an actual video

ROFL!!!!

Hilarious!!!!

i have this ringtone ! hahaha.

Really?

This one or the original one?

OME! I wish this was my ringtone...

This is not their song the real song is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgeujbnnpXI&feat... . i hate it when people take other peoples music.

I hate the original "Heartless" That songs drive my nuts. I like this though.

I completely agree with you.
:D no matter how many times i listen to this one, i always end up on the floor laughing.

that was some funny stuff right there!!!

Hubby says
*i'd rather be the other guy...you know the dog guy...whats his name? Jake???*
(like he didnt know that his name was jacob!)

This song was super cute and funny. That final pic of him took my freakin breath away!

o i like this song,its from Imreallywhiteyo, he makes tons of songs on youtube, there r a few bout twilight,he so funny u all should check him out @ http://www.youtube.com/user/ImReallyWhiteYo

LMAO!!! This song is hilarious!

I love this song! As sad as it is its Brilliant!
The guy that made it is called kyle shay i think, he wrote another one too:
Plain White T's-Hey there Dilila. But obviously its switched hey isabella..its not as good as this one but its still pretty good! :)
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