Just actually read the post. ROFL!!!!

"Night Time Romeo"

*crying*

*deep breaths*

Sounds like a male prostitute... and this picture looks like it should be of "The Bird Man" .... *tiny fast voice* -- "Sculpted eyebrows included"

Please dont disrespect Robward this way!!!

You just made me snort coffee out of my nose...

ouch.....LMAO

Oops! Sorry... that had to hurt! (Not that I really feel bad, I like making people snort). LOL :)

BTW -- love the new addendum to your name!! LMBO Now, THAT made me snort! Good thing I hate coffee!




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ROFLMAOOOOOO!

Would the pea coat be in there????
The fabulous pea coat?????
hahaha

yeah i think we should form a club
"pwsdofn"-people who snorted drink out of nose
really i don't think you can get another reaction from this comment..hahaha

Haha, good club name!! LOL Thanks for the awesome reaction to my humble comment! :P

When I first read just "Night Time Romeo" I thought it was one of those blow up dolls hahaha.

oh yeah, he totally looks like like a Bird man.

That is so funny! Bloward... ROFL... That is exactly what it sounds like... "For your night time pleasure... "




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**SNORTS** - I thought your first comment was funny? Bloward.... *gasps uncontrollably** :D

Excuse me, I need to leave the room for a minute...

Hee hee... thanks *blush* I try... ;)




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OK, I just showed this to oen of my colleagues here at work, who is a twi-guy (yay!)
He laughed, and asked if it was "Fredward".... ROFL!!!

LOL nice.

Suprisingly I hadn't heard the term twy-guy yet.

*calls brother to tell him his new title*

LOL - see, nmm.org - educating you in something new every day! :D

AHHH... love it!....lmao...

This post did make for funny conversation! ;)

lol... well you know all post here are primarily for serious debates... it's nice they could throw a fun one in there every now in then.

Well, we need someone to listen to our rants!! Haha

lol... u say listen to .....
 
....... we need someone to _________   our rants ...........
 
 theres also ...argue with, agree with, and the ever so popular ....force one's beliefs upon...

lol... u say listen to .....
 
....... we need someone to _________   our rants ...........
 
 theres also ...argue with, agree with, and the ever so popular ....force one's beliefs upon...

or laugh at!! ;)




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lol...dang, i knew I forgot one!

*high5 team mate*

Bloward?!?! LOVE IT!

LMAO

*high fives back*

Thanks team mate. I was just trying to be funny... ya know... give the team a good name! ;) (As if the hitch alone doesn't do enough!) haha




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hhahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha!
blow up edward!? halarious!!
wait hmm...life size edward in my room, alone...
great another excuse to never leave my room. ;)

love "*tiny fast voice* --"Sculpted eyebrows included", OMG LMAO. like that last 3 seconds of a bad infomercial. LOVE IT!!

That is exactly what I was going for!! hahaha ;)




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all for the special price of $19.99 plus tax ...

Warning: Company is not responsible if mobbed for attempting to look like Edward but not actually being Edward

....cheek bones sold seperately ....

.... constipated look not included ...

ROFL... nice addition!! hahaha




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ROFL... nice addition!! hahaha




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That is exactly what I was going for!! hahaha ;)




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LOL - yup, infomercial material at it's finest...
"available where all craptastic stuff is sold!" ;)

"craptastic" that is one of Meyer's funny words! :) I love it!!

Yup.... her "craptastic" book covers, if I remember correctly... :D



but doesn't it fit THIS particular product perfectly? ;)

Yep!! :)




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Bwahahahaha! Male prostitute!

It's so awful!

Hey you! I know right? Terrible. However... that wig could come in useful at home... naw... hubby would never go for it... *wink*




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LOL - I'd rather just style hubby's hair myself.... hell... just give me the real Rob or Edward, that'll do. ;)

My hubby has a super short haircut. :( It looks good on him but I mistakenly made the comment the other day, "I wish your hair was longer so I could pull on it and play with it." He gave me a wary look and said, "Does this have anything to do with that Edward guy?" I was like, "No!" then proceeded to think, "It has something to do with Rob!" LOL

LMAO.... you made me snort again, dammit!



my hubby is English, has green eyes, and wild uncontrollable hair.... yes, if I look at pics of him when we were first dating/married, I do see a resemblance to a certain OTHER Englishman... now, however, the thinning hair in the back kind of blows the illusion for me...

BTW we all like to look back at the pictures of us and our spouses when we were first dating! :) We all should really try to get back to that... hmm... of couse I did have a child so my excuse is better! LOL He still looks good though so I really shouldn't complain! :)




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yeah, i have TWO kids, and the c-section scars & resulting tummy flap to prove it.... grrrr...



you read my mind, though, I was totally thinking that... ;)

haha Just one kid and a few stretch marks! ;) I am only 25 though so I dont have much of an excuse, its not that bad but I could try just a bit harder!




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I really should quantify that - it does NOT mean I love him any less... I SWEAR!!! :D

Haha I know I know! I don't love mine any less either. I just wonder what he would look like with the hair longer... It really wouldn't fit his personality though! Haha

LMAO! I would rather want the real Edward for Halloween

Me too! this wig isnt cutting it..

Umm.

The least thing they could've done is chosen a guy with a slightly broken nose and absolutely gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul and make you want to fall your knees and cry.

That's not too hard to find.

Cause right now, this guy looks like:

http://www.persianmirror.com/images/famous/atoo...

AHH! Funny!! I snorted when I clicked on that picture link! Students looked at me like I was crazy! haha The pictures are so similar!!! :)

"absolutely gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul and make you want to fall your knees and cry." Umm... yes please! :)  




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LOL.

It is disrespectful for these people to have chosen this romeo of the night. He does not look like Rob.

Nope, he is just like Pluckward.... (eyebrow reference)




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lol - a male prostitute :-) he kinda looks like a trannie.

I want to know who is going to wear this costume for Halloween........I would pee my pants if I saw someone in this.

Trannie for sure!! I am sure that there will be a few Edward and Bella's out there.... he sad thing is they will all be females! I dont think any self respecting male would dress up as Edward! LOL




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I think maybe a confused boy in jr. high might lol ;-)

Haha, I think I have seen a couple of those confused Jr. High boys around my school. One of my male students from last year had a Team Jasper shirt that he wore quite often... it was... disturbing. ;)




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lmao!!! "disturbing" He probably thought he had some powers. And he chose Jasper because he's the outcast/mysterious one of the Cullens. haha! Don't want to wear an Edward shirt, that's not catchy enough.

Seriously though, he is at the highschool now and I can only imagine what the kids there will do if he shows up with that Team Jasper shirt on... Yikes! I am sure that he identified with Jasper for being the outcast though you are right... or it just could be because Jasper wanted to eat humans... that is a distubing thought!




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hahaha! Jasper was the Cullen that most wanted to drink human blood. That's why he identifies. lol. Hmmm....he's probably into Lady Gaga now after her bloody VMA performance........sick.

I  am sure that if I asked him he would say that her performace was amazing. He may even be wearing a leotard and have red string wrapped all around his head and face... LOL I have to say that the  second time I watched that performance I cringed even more than the first time around! Ick.




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ROFL - I just had an epiphany... if any of you have read the one-shot about Eduardo (and trust me, you'll know who I'm talking about if you have...) THIS is HIM!!

**snorts**

edit: OK, he'd need way more flamboyant clothing... but STILL..... :D

No, but now I totally want to!! I heard about it I think. What is the ff name?




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it's by nina, you can see it on Twilighted as well - and it's on Twilighted's ific one-shot production... I was listening to it last night, just about peed my pants... ;)

LMFAO
*points up at that ridiculous costume*
*snorts*
ROFL
........................................................................
that's all I have to say!!

No watch my dumb butt subconscious bombard me with a dream about this dude tonight and not my Edward, my Rob, or my Ceic!! :(  LOL




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LMFAO
Oh stop it.... LOL
What a dream that would be....

I can see it now...

*Overly sculpted eyebrow bird man flys in through my window. He swoops me up and starts pecking me, He says, "So the bird fell in love with the lamb..." Ahhh!!!! *




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ROFL
*facepalm*
So the bird fell in love with the NEST... he flys right into you... oh GOD.... you are one big dork!!

Hey now... I embrace my dorkiness, you know that is why you like me Ceci!! :)




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Hey... it takes a DORK (me) to know a DORK (you) LOL
*shrugs*
What can I say? I love to surround myself with dorks... they make me happy!!! Hehe

Only people who are not really dorks can laugh and call themselves dorks right??

*repeats to self in the mirror*




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Correct you are my dork!!!
*giggles at HIR talking to herself in the mirror*
*turns to her own mirror and repeats*

Hoory! I am Ceci's dork!! Hmm... I think I will have that printed on a tee shirt and where it when I repeat out new mantra in the mirror! :)




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Hoory! I am Ceci's dork!! Hmm... I think I will have that printed on a tee shirt and where it when I repeat out new mantra in the mirror! :)




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*giggles*
Go for it... haha... and keep repeating... keep repeating keep repeating!!

Like this? Like this? Like this?




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Haha yea... like that, like that, like that... like that!!

Haha, I just dont like you Ceci... I think I may love ya a little too! *wink* hee hee You are one funny chick!




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Haha
Well I think I may love you just a little too *wink*
Im a I-have-love-for-ALMOST-everybody-machine... ;-)

Well Ceci, I really don't feel that special anymore... I mean... you just said you practically love EVERYONE so....

*wink*

LOL




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*wink*
Hey now... every kind of love is DIFF, right?
hehe =)

I guess *pout*

J/K good buddy!

No watch my dumb butt subconscious bombard me with a dream about this dude tonight and not my Edward, my Rob, or my Ceic!! :(  LOL




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oh my lanta... :)

That just gave me Full House flash backs!!!! LOL

hahahahahahahaha oh my cullen!

you made me spill all my soda and almost pee my pants haha i love you you just made my day!

I have been on a total roll today making people either snort or spill things!!! Hooray! Go me!! LOL




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If you look really close you can see it comes with soft similar to human hair thats washable, ready to wear, that also stays where you put it!!! So Let me get this straight we have to pay 19.99 for a freakin' Robward wig?????!?!?!?!?!?!

*shudders*
This is just super creepy. I can just see the Edwards coming out in droves for Halloween just hoping they are slightly passable to get laid by some poor unsuspecting drunk Twi-hard.
Just say no to Night-time Romeos!

ROFL... Say no Twidrunks say NO!!!!!

*giggles*
Twidrunks...

Oh, you know there are lots of them!! :)

You'd have to be drunk to put the wig on in the first place!

It would make for some pretty funny pictures though!!! LOL




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It would make for some pretty funny pictures though!!! LOL




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Maybe I should get one for my cat...that would be funny as hale!

That would be freaking hilarious!! Do it and send in the pic for us to see!!!




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*giggles* I don't really have a cat though. hee hee! Now I need to buy the wig AND a cat! LMAO!

Flipping hilarious Patzy!! "I will have to get one for my cat...oh wait... I dont have a cat!" ROFL Just put it on a stuffed cat, the sentiment is the same... it is ridiculous looking either way! That way might be safer too, I think even a cat would be embarrassed to have that on and may scratch the crap out of you!! LOL 




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I don't have a stuffed cat....
*searches for something to put wig on*
Now I HAVE to get the darn thing just so I can put it on random items and take pictures of it. They can display it at an art gallery. The many faces of the Night-time Romeo...LOLOLOL!!!

Hooray!!! Great idea!! :) I must do this too then we can have a competition!!! Who has the best Wigward?!?!? Perfect.




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You are on! Wigward contest it is!

*stares at Patzy*

It.Is.On.

Hee hee, and I hear you are chatting with my Janny on gmail... guess I need to get one of those now too so I wont be left out! LOL




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YES! You need to be on gmail!

And yes...we are so on! I'm going out on Friday and getting that foul wig
and I'm going to put it on the most random things possible. LOL!

I just created the gmail account. I will give it to Janny and get hooked up!!




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Cool...see you in a bit!

*sniffles* Patzy!!! The only way I get to see you anymore is to read your hours old posts on NMM!!! I miss you woman!!! *sighs* Maybe if you are on tomorrow i will see you!!!

Oh, you know there are lots of them!! :)

I went back to NMM.org to see if there was any new news, and this post AGAIN made my laugh SO hard!

If they can make these into man-sized costumes, I would seriously have to consider some hard core role playing. I hope there is an 'angst princess' costume on it's way!

LOL LOL LOL

ROFL... "angst princess".... O.O

Yes. costume comes complete with beautiful, elegant dress, chucks, and little black mullet.

LOL

I can just imagine seeing you in that!

Happy early Halloween.

Haha, hey RIMR. I just came back on this post again to have a good laugh before work! This was priceless! I am sad to see the Rob is not you night time romeo though.... stupid disqus! :( Have a good dayyyyyyyy! ")

Ok...so I didn't read the article at first...

And my initial thought was:

"BLOW UP DOLL?!?!?!?!?!"

After regaining consciousness I read it...and now my husband and bank account can breathe a sigh of relief.

Yeah I would have jumped on this with my favorite piece of plastic had it been a blow up doll! Take the hint inventors!!

LOL You really are a dirty pirate hooker aren't you?!?! LOL J/K ;)

YES! And I want a RPattz blow up doll to add to my bounty!!!

It will even float with you when you take it swimming around Whore Island!! Hooray!! Two for one!




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**SNORT**... dammit hitches, I can't read ANY of your comments today without something coming out of my nose.... ROFL

Haha, I seem to be on a roll today with making people snort!! "Sweet!!"

*hands snowy and tissue*

**takes tissue, wipes monitor.... grabs more tissue from hitches, wipes eyes... grabs more tissue and stockpiles it for future use**



thanks, now I`m ready for your next comment! ;)

Thats right!! You better grab some tissues because I plan to keep them coming!!! ;) Haha... I only wish I were that funny! You have totally built my self esteem today! LOL




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and that was my COMPLETE intention, of course! ;)



GOOD NEWS! We found the Fluffy Little Idiot. Kovu is back - scared spitless, hungry as all get out and now passed out snoring in the middle of the hallway, while his companion Hedwig (aka the GOOD cat... and mine, in case you didn't figure that out! LOL) licks all of the dirt & stuff off of him. Ewww... she better not puke up any more cat hairballs, I SWEAR! :D

Let us know when you find one, Kimberlina. It will look great standing in my shower!

*ghosting up behind Scarlet*

so can I it seems...... Mwaah

ROTFL

do they do these in inflateable "night time romeos"?

he sounds like a jigalo!

Oh my god! Make them stop! Just stop!

also the guy in the picture looks weird.

He looks like he's made from wax or something like one of those models from the dodgy knock off of Madame Tausaurds, it's just completely wrong.

Yep, he is giving Rob's eyebrows a run for their money, lol.

As Rob would say, 'Never trust a guy with sculpted eyebrows!" LOL

Haha, lol. EXACTLY. ;)

Any excuse to use a Rob quote is great! :)

Does anyone else think this looks like Elijah Wood? Too weird for me?

Also weird.......I'm dressing my two year old son as Edward for Halloween.

I'll pay for the therepy later!

Noone can pull off Edward Cullen like our Robert Pattinson <3

That guy is seriously creepy. Only one person can be Edward and that's Rob. Don't mess with this pea coat!

some guys are getting laid THIS Halloween! LOL!

or ditched. i wouldn't wanna touch this nite time romeo even with a stick. LOL

he isn't Edward Cullen. LMAO.

HALE yes. This has completely made my day. I'm going to change my name to RobismyNIGHTRomeo. LOL LOL!

*wipes tears from eyes*

SERIOUSLY???!!!!

*squinting eyes*
RobismyRomeo is that you?
the one who friend requested me on fb?
if im wrong i apologize =)

Thaaaaaaaaaaat's me! :)

would u jenny??? seriously??? hehehehe =)

LOL. No. But it's pretty cute! This post is so funny!

and cheesy! jeez... and they actually think that people would buy this? seriously??

cheesy name + wig = ridiculous
ugh! the whole thing is just awful. kill me now please. hehehe

Yeah, SO cheesy! Who'd be so LAME to actually purchase this?

*throws newly purchased 'Night Time Romeo' costume into closet*

ok i caught that. damn girl! why did u buy that?!
*whispers*
ok just dont wear it now ok? not today since this post is still currently posted here. promise me! im curious about that one too.
*looks at the costume*
damn! they're good!

hehehehe =)

*giggles*

I didn't really buy it. But I may or may not be going to Wal-Mart to see if they have them in stock..

uncertain huh? goodluck to u jenny! hahaha. ugh! i can just imagine it on display right now. gives me the chills.. jeez... they didnt even make it subtle. or they did but in a weird way. that guy is just soo gay to look at! hahaha

You know, I wonder if Rob has seen this? I'll bet he would really be snorting his coke out his nose! "WTF!!!"

How creepy would that be to have someone make a bad costume out of you? Too funny, though, for us fans. I don't know what I would say if I actually saw one at a party.

What??? I'd be extremely flattered if I had a poorly made up costume of myself! I think I'm going to go ahead and create one. LOL LOL

*jumps up and down*
Do it! Do it!

What if... I secretly want to dress as Night Romeo for Halloween this year? LOL!!!

I say go for it! They sell the contact lenses too...I saw it posted on Twitter yesterday. Er...did you post that? Anyway, I think it would be totally awesome for you to dress up like Edward. Just make sure that you get the B&B products so you can smell like the Twilight Woods and your lips are nice and venomy! LOL!

LMAO!! I would run around going trick or treating and screaming "As if you can outrun me!"

LMAO!! I just spit out water all over my dress! I would pay top dollar to see that!

oh NO! not your dress!!!

LMAO!! I'll be sure to send you an invite!

Meh...no worries...it was only water. I'm dry now.
I want video of that shite posted on Twitter!

I wonder if I can send videos via my blackberry to twit pic?!

RIMR, between u and hitch, I'm gonna have to clean my computer monitor - you keep making me spit or snort in laughter... ROFL

Oh bless your heart- you must be semi-new. There are a bunch of us like this. We're incurable! LOL

LOL, nah, I'm not that new, just never get much of a chance to leave comments, and had a really bad evening as one of our cats took off, so the kidlets are totally devastated and I've just felt a lot better having a good laugh at everything today...



**looks back at comment** - oops, rambling a bit, sorry! :D

Well, that makes two of us. Real life and work get in the way of my secret twilight obsession. Blast! Really sorry to hear about your kitty :0( Would it make you feel better if I made a Cathy the Cougar joke?

And you can 'ramble' on to us any time! :0)

LOL Cathy the Cougar jokes always make me feel better, so feel free! If you really want me to feel better, Rob will do. ;)



The irony is? Don't get me wrong, I love animals... but this particular cat and I do not get along - he doesn't like me, and the feeling is mutual... and I've joked that if he were to "run away", I wouldn't be too disappointed (thank heavens I've never made that joke in front of the kids!)...



I love what my oldest said, though... "I hope the Furry Little Idiot is OK and comes home soon!" I think she's been listening to me too much!

LOL

This Halloween is going to be great! I can see it now!

We must have a party!

*points up to newly changed name*

hehe...i'm all about it! ;)

Miranda. I freaking love you. This made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my water.

May or may not have to jump on that team with you.

Night Romeo = Teenage Vamp.

Please, Oh Lord, let me give out candy to little boys dressed up as tiny little edward cullen's!

Please, Oh Lord, let me give out candy to little boys dressed up as tiny little edward cullen's!

LMAO!! That just sounded creepy! I might have to alert the authorities about you!

lol! if there were night time kellan costumes- you'd say the same!

LOL

sure! hop on board! you were MADE for a team like this! ;)

*imagines small communities nationwide being bombarded with tiny pea coats and bouffants on october 31*

yes please!

ROFL!! RIMR, best name ever!! BRAVO!

Why, thank you. I'm old school- probably had this name since February :) I think I should sue this Night Time Romeo company for stealing my screen name. LOL

I think you definitely have a case there. We'll all back you up! LOL!

wow, how did I miss that before? O.O

epic fail on my part...



yeah, you go sue them, maybe as your "damages" you could insist that they

a) get a better model, and

b) get a better wig

ROFL!! :D

i'm going to demand that they give me robert pattinson or 100 billion dollars. with my luck- they'll give me the money :( lol

ahh, but THEN, the next time he does a charity auction, you could bid for him, and let things "naturally develop".... :D



ROFLMAO

one word: brilliant

**blushes** well, you know, I get my inspiration from the Cullens... LMAO

Question: are you secretly a vampire?

LMAO

RIMNR...doesn't sound as good as RIMR!

Do it!!!!!!! ROFL "RIMNR"!!!!!!!!! Yes! :) :)

Disqus- be nice and let me change my name!!!!

Dear Disqus,
   Please be nice and let RIMR change her name so that we can all have a good laugh!
Sincerely,
  HIR




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sqqqueee! You make me smile.

I changed it, is it showing yet??

No! There is still no Night Romeo to be found!! Darn it disqus get with the night program!!! LOL

I've logged on and logged back in. *crossing fingers for night time romeo to appear in screen name*

Did it ever work? I am replying from e-mail and currently you are still just a day time romeo... ;)




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I guess this name fits--I mean, he IS a vampire!

LOL

However, after the wedding he became an all-night/all-day...

Edit: I'm talking about Edward here, of course! Probably already applies to Rob!

"All night/All day"...?

That's what she said :)

MONEY its all about making MONEY off of The Saga! Summit is just as bad.

This is guy is wearing more makeup than i do!

I thought it was a girl at first...

i think it is a girl! *scroll ups to look again*yup it's a girl!

yeah, that's the impression I get... no matter guy or girl, just unbelievably CREEPY!

First??!?!

This goes out to H2B... This is for you Girl!

Congratulations! Even if it is on a post that is of a bad imitation of Edward that looks more like a bird man...

LOL. Thanks but this Fist is not mine. I am taking 3rd. This is for H2B who computer is on the fritz...

Oh, ok, I get it. Congrats to her then! *wink*




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HAHA u right u right
u know what i'll have my cousin dress like him for halloween nah he already knows what he'll be dressing as.....a ninja he started acting like one ever since he watched G.I Joe and my sis was like u know u should dress up like a ninja for halloween this year he said Good idea

LOL

yeah...such a great post to be first on *wink*

At least they can use this guy if Rob pulls out of breaking dawn LOL

LMAO! I think H2B might have an issue with that replacement....

Nicnix!!! Go wash your mouth out with soap. Saying that Rob may pull out of BD is not even fathomable!!! *looks down and shakes head* ;)

Who knows though :)

He could run off and join a rock band or be in rehab LMAO

True True... He was pretty drunkity drunk drunk at the VMAs!! I would love for him to start a band!! I totally swoon over his music.... grr.. no Rob on NM soundtrack... sorry, that brought up a bad thought! ;)




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True True... He was pretty drunkity drunk drunk at the VMAs!! I would love for him to start a band!! I totally swoon over his music.... grr.. no Rob on NM soundtrack... sorry, that brought up a bad thought! ;)




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Here you are! I’m so excited about tomorrow you have NO idea. The screening of Damned United is tomorrow at 7 PM. The Private after party is at a pub that starts at 9:30 PM. Guess who sweet talked her way in getting an invite to the private event? YEY! I will be tossing a pint back with Michael Sheen tomorrow night!!!!!!

I’m going to buy the New Moon picture book tonight so that I can get him to sign a poster for you. Dude, my hands are shaking from the excitement right now.

2ND ! lol. wow that model makes edward look scary...lol
but wheres the jacob costume..or better yet the bella?
maybe if i dress as bella, ill find my jacob? mwhaha ! :D

This is totally gonna sound corny and crazy but im dressing up as bella for halloween lol. got my st jude bracelet , orange jansport and my BB dakota lake blue (the one bella wore in twilight) jacket all via ebay!! long live ebay oh and also a pair of gray chuck taylors lol

haha not corny at all, i was gonna be bella but everyone and their mom will be lol.
im thinkin about goin as eddiekins haha, think that would cause all the fellow fangirls to riot, xD

and you thought Jake's Twilight wig was bad, can you IMAGINE what this company would do to it?!

**gasp** the horror!! Maybe you should be GLAD there's no Jake or Bella costume!

LOL !!!!!!
maybe they'll name it "the crappy twilight wig"
since both Jacob & Bella (or i guess you could say taylor and kristen) have been givin HORRIBLE wigs to replace their actual hair.

ROFL - I almost forgot about Kstew's new horrible wig!



Maybe it's this company that actually MADE the wigs for KStew and Taycob? LOL

LOL !
it totally is ! now we know who to spam with our hate mail ! haha xSD

I will now try for me...

EDIT:

I am 3rd?

I think that is a bad imitation of Eddie. I hope the official costumes look better than that.

lol

ROFL!!!!

6th Whats this about??

Speechless.... in a bad way. That costume looks awful and night time Romeo? Our Edward is a sexy vampire.

9???

EDIT: ok wait an edward-flippin second, what the hale is THIS????

it this their kind of joke? well its not funny!

*looks at the pic again*

ok maybe it is funny in a weird and gay way. hehehehehe. i just cant get over the look of that guy in the pic. hehehehe

*pauses*
wait.. thats a guy right?? right???

hehehehehe =)

cool, maybe my hubby can dress up as Edward for Halloween.
Nah, he wouldn't. He already mocks my obsession for Edward.

LOL. Maybe a couple of our boyfriends/hubby's will make us happy by being Edward for Halloween. NOT! Mine would not get near this with a ten foot pole.

LOL! I know!
My hubby would be carrying it around on a stick~ only to throw it in a blazing fire followed by some stomping on the ashes chanting evil things about Rob Pattinson.......

I guess it was only a matter of time

but that THING is scary as hell!!
I agree with H_I_R dont disrespect Rob this way!!

i like you because you are team seth! hhhaa Seth is my favorite character along with Edward and Alice. but seth beats Alice in my book.

Thanks! I can't wait to see BooBoo as him he's so 'Seth-able' (for those who don't know that is SEth and adorable together =)

Once i got to BD and realized I couldn't have Jacob or Edward I went with SEth..

though after the fight scene in Eclipse he was definitely growing on me! Who doesn't love a smug werewolf?

I totally have to buy this wig for my husband. LOL!

So I had this dream last night that this alien from outer space came and took me to his planet. When we got there I had to go through some sort of school to acclimate me to their planet. Anyway, the alien looked just like Edward (not Rob, but Edward) and all through the school we were holding hands and falling in love. Oh..and his eyes (that's all I have to say)!!!

Of course this dream was right before I had to wake up...I slept in 20 minutes extra just to extend it. Maybe I can pick up tonight where I left off.

Gotta love dreams...

Haha, too funny!

Now everyone can have their very own Edward!!! haha

LMAO this shemale has drawn on eyebrows WHOA! lol

I don't even know what to say. I am completely speechless.

OH LORDY.
But this is quite amusing tbh.

ROFL, literally.

oh dear God...

this f*ckery has to stop...

Oh, I like that word...gonna add that sh*t to my list.
Thanks!

this is a FAIL because no man will ever be Edward...but if you are just doing it for fun i encourage...but they will NEVER be precious Edward ;-)
hehe

ok..... no.. not feeling it

If I went anywhere and saw someone wearing this costume, I would laugh in their face so hard. Seriously? As if it would even compare.

Night Time Romeo ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

one time experience - dress up your bf and pretend he is Edward Cullen for the night. LMAO . i'll pass.

next thing we will get is a inflatable doll that you can woo woo 24/7 with a sparkly disco stick. LOL

LOVE that idea!!!!! LMAO watch OUT Boyfriends LOL

well there are already sparkly dil...woooos a.k.a disco sticks ;] now they just have to glue them to a doll. LMAO

i think most hubbies&bf's shouldn't worry. this romeo looks like a she/he.

but whatever rocks someones boat. i'm passing hehe. i don't do fake Edwards. LOL

ROFLMAO!!! Inflatable doll, sparkly disco stick! What did we do to you with that kilt? What a fantasy!!! Good girl gone bad! LOL

LMAO.

well there are sparkly disco sticks? haven't you seen them? LOL.

girl it's not my fantasy. they EXSIST. now they just need to glue them to new inflatable fake edward C. dolls.

bleh.

night time romeo. MUAHAHAHAHAHA !

Yeah, I know sparkly disco sticks exist. ;) But... to imagine gluing them to an INFLATABLE Edward C. doll. That's def some kinda fantasy, girl! HAHA Yeah, I cracked up at the Night Time Romeo!!! Sooooo forking hilarious!!!

girl my fantasy is beyond. LOL

alright toooo much detail. LOL

what thuhhhh? "night time romeo"?

Are you forkin' kidding me?!


No words...

NIGHT TIME ROMEO!!!! LMAO!!!!

*goes to change name*

*looks up at her name*

love this miranda! awesome name! *wink*

can i join ur team?? hehehe =)

absolutely! there's always room on board!

*pulls marie up and gives her a NTR shirt*

*gets the NTR from miranda*
*giggles*
ooh... thanks miranda! this is awesome!
*sees the back of the shirt with that pic from the post*
er.. what in the twilight world it this?
*shrugs*
oh well.. i still like it!
*grins*
hehehe. =)

i know, i know...

but i couldn't help it!

his face is just so amazing! you can see where he attempted the brooding
vamp thing...

many people say this is a ridiculous generic marketing ploy...

i say, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO AWESOME!!!

oh yeah! he totally attempted to do the 'brooding' thing. hahahaha.
wow. good to know that there are others like u who appreciates this kind of thing. ur awesome miranda! *grins* =)

awwww, that's so sweet! thank you!!! you're awesome for also recognizing the
amazingness that is... Night Time Romeo!!!!

*slaps marie on the back way too hard and knocks the breath out of her*

ooops....sorry, i just uh, get a little excited sometimes!! :0)

*cough, cough*
yeah.. i think u got too excited there too.
*cough, cough*
*whispers*
ouch! that hurt a bit..
*looks at miranda looking all excited*
*grins widely*
thanks miranda! =)
hehehe.

*looks at the pic on the post again*
hmmm... well who wouldnt be right? *wink* hehehehe

excellent... I think hubbies everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief that it's not a realistic looking blow up doll.... :D

and i'm breathing a sigh of relief that i don't have a hubby to worry about! ;)

LMAO... yuppers, and rob's still single... ;)

Nice! I have no more words to describe this, except that I'm giggling like a school girl!

as you should, my dear! i freaking LOVE this post! =)

(while drinking coffee and contemplating making a sandwich vs. reading business law--i can assure you the sandwich will win)

That dude on the package is really creepy lookin'. His eye brows, ewww! There is only one Edward Cullen, no reproductions please.

OMG I bet there will be a JAKE one now to! LMAO I can picture it.. ya know one of those plastic fake abs that tie in the back! Oh and a wig with long hair!

haha. well i could take the long hair wig

but

plastic abs??? hahahaha.

oh i'd love to see that! hehehe =)

I'm sorry but that is HORRIBLE!
everything about it is awful
yes it does look like a girl!

ha lol thats quite funny....but disturbing...

All I can say is... LOL

HAHAHAHA this made my day

LMAO!

WTF?!?!?!?

Ya think the "crazies" out there will make this purchase to do some Roll Playing in the bedroom?????!!!!!????????

TOO FUNNY!!!!! what will they think of next?!?!?!?!?

;-)

How r u? I havent seen u in sooooo long :(

LOL.....I've been popping my head in here every once in a while....Thank you for asking!! You're such a sweetheart!!! Lots of new people on here!....Can't imagine what it's going to be like when New Moon comes out!...Most of us have been on here from the beginning...Nice to see the "family" growing!!!...LOL! How have you been???

;-)

Yes alot of new pl on here now,Great the site is even BIGGER than before. I do miss all of the regulars from way back also though ;)

Come back to chat soon! Did u see the Eclipse new born pics? OMG Go DS! LOL

Night Time Romeo! HAHAHAHA The name is the best!

Im buying my husband one right now! NOT for halloween though! ;{)

All I can do is LMAO!!!

..... um. no. just no. i hope they realized my bouffant-wig comment was a joke yesterday!

LOL i didn't knew your avi says You can go to hell!! LMAO that's genious hahahahah

LOL thanks!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA omg this is friggin hilarious but would any straight guy actually ever buy it because they want to?? lol They should sell Jacob T-shirts with the abs painted on also!! hahahahaha

LOL omg they should tho !

OH MY!!................LOL!!!

WTH what is wrong with some people??? Do they have to turn everything into crap??? Just leave the saga well alone over exposure is a killer.... leave it some mystique damn it!!!

LOL

PS Rob please to think you look anything like it that is just someone needing glasses that came up wuth that

OMJ!

ROFLMAO!!!

Seriously!!! LMAO!

**rolls eyes at Lali** you know you want it....LOL!!!!

i'm sorry but judging by the picture, that costume is just plain creepy looking. eww.

*scream* What has this world come to thinking that they can draw some "RPattz eyebrows" and get away with it? Seriously, Robward signature hair? Anyone going to dress up as Edward? Anyone, anyone? What's next, some fake eight-pack Jacob abs? Please, no!

Holy Mother of Halloween!

Seriously?? Night Time Romeo?? LMAO!

LOL! That guy looks creepy.
I'm sorry, but nobody can pull off Edward Cullen like Rob!!

Wow that costume is a complete turnoff!!
I hate how some companies are trying so hard to make money of twilight its sooo annoying!

rob can be MY night time romeo ;)

hahaha.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaahahahhaaaaaaahahhahaaa

Night time romeo - What feckin' cheap skates! Night time Romeo.... Sheesh...

Why not just say Edmund Mullen.

Ummmmmmmm....I don't think I'm the first one to think this, but this picture doesn't do Rob any justice. What the hell is this crap?! Is this suppose to be some kind of sick joke???