The only thing the camera man did wrong was that he didn't film Alex WHILE he was filming! That's the stuff we want to see. LOL

Okay, on a more serious note. What the hell was that? The first question they asked Alex was if he knew if Rob and Kristen were dating? If they wanted the know the answer to that then get an interview with either one of them! Don't go around wasting time asking these questions to their co-stars.

RObsten, Robsten and Robsten **sighs**
I wonder if the cast gets tired of asnswering the same Q over and over again LOL
YUMMMM Alex! I <3 to shop.....lets go shopping together!! LOL

I think I might have just fallen inlove with Alex omg yummy!!! Didnt know he was married with a kid though..

Way to go Alex!!!

I'd like to score some new clothes too........... I nnnnneneeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd them!!!!

I..I just can't imagine that..I think it is impossible that Rob and Kristen don't love each other.I mean how do they do that they are not in love with each other?If I were a boy(hmm..for example Rob) I'm sure I would be in love with her.and vica versa.and honeslty I'm a girl and I adore Rob because he is ADORABLE,isn't he.What do you think ladies?:)

He seems like a really nice guy!

LMFAO... I know I'm late to this one but, did he just call Taylor a "chimp"????

yes, he did say that. hehehe. pretty cute huh? ^_^

love paulex! ^_^

btw, i know im so late too but congrats on being a Mod!

*throws Mod confetti around FL95*

woohoo! ^_^

Thanks lady!

I love him too!!! And I'm not even a wolf girl *looks around for TSH and 4tW nervously*

......marble pole lover..... hmmmmm. *wonders if that's the kind of pole I think it is*




________________________________

same here. im a vamp girl but paulex... WOW. ^_^

u notice it huh? my "marble pole"? oh yes. whatever it is that u're thinking, thats EXACTLY what it is... *wink* hehehe ^_^

That's right Alex! Don't tell them anything about Robsten! It's not their bussiness!

we will NEVER get a straight answer from the cast about Rob and KS! They all have there back! doesnt stop all the mags and shows from asking EVERY single time LOL

It's annoying and rude. Hey reporter dude trying to rip off the Rob look, BTW it is not working for you, why not ask Alex some questions about HIS role in the movie, and what the character is like, about having a family ... you know that type of stuff.

If you are gonna ask questions about Rob and Kristen, go interview them.

Totally agree... I wonder if he just wants to slap the reporter in the face and say, "Hey! I'm in this movie too!" lol

Yeah, I watched it and kept wondering when he was going to ask Paul something about himself. Why did he keep talking about everyone else? I imagine it is hard on the other cast members to always have to field the Robsten questions. Like any of them will actually say "oh yeah, they are totally dating and made out on set all of the time". Seriously, what answer is the reporter hoping for??

*snickers @ hard on* That one was for my mind twin, TSO :)

Oh isn't he just gorgeous!
I love his laugh!

Did they ask him ONE question about HIM?

No.

Seriously? Seriously?

Of course not. You know it's allllllll about Rob, Kristen, Rob and Kristen, Taylor. These interviewers blow chunks.

"What's it like to wake up with a six pack each morning"?

Yeah, I think I'd like to know that LOL.

RFLMAO

LOL, how about: "How does your WIFE feel about your six pack each night?"

I'd like to know THAT.

Haha.

Wouldn't his wife want to know if Robsten were dating too, though LOL?

LOL. OR.. how does your wife feel up your six-pack? ;P

*clicks like* NICE!

he's pretty fly for a wolf guy...if i was gonna go pack...i would want some of that...its late...lol ignore me.

I want that job, professional wardrobe fitter. Watch Alex change clothes all day and strut in front of me. I'd work for free too.

Oh Em Geeeeee.
http://robstenlovers.blogspot.com/2009/10/decem...

A sneak peek for Rob's December Vanity Fair cover.

You tease!

I just peeked at that too. What do you think the first clue is?

Oh the first clue was this:
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2009/10/...

they just added rob's lips as Clue number 2.

Oh

My

f'ing

God

<runs to bank to make sure she has enough dough for 30 copies of the December issue of Vanity Fair>

<swoon>

Ah ok thanks. I was wondering what part of Rob's body was clue # 1.

"I was wondering what part of Rob's body was clue # 1"

ahahaa. that sounds soo.... you know..

Well with the newly enforced Mod Squad around here, I'm watching what I say a little more closely. Thank God I can blow off steam and expletives on Twitter without getting *deleted*.

*Sings in deep manly voice*

We can never go homeee
We no longerr have oneeee

I'll help you carry the load..
Ill carry you in my arms

The kiss of the snow
The crescent moon above us
Our blood is cold and we're alone
but I'm alone with you

Help me to carry the fire
We will keep it alight, together.
Help me to carry the fire
it will light our way forever.

I love this song... and I totally typed it while it was playing so it may be spelled wrong, or have partially wrong words, but what can ya do :)

no sound but the wind?

Yup :)... it wasnt my fav at first, but I think its growing on me... I dont know, I love all these songs! They are all so perfect.

I think one of the best songs from the whole album :)

I told 2 other people on here I was going to bed like an hour ago.... and yet here I am, its pathetic lol

I'm like that sometimes. You know, I tell people that I'm tired and I have to go to bed... but then I get stuck here for another 2 hours or something.. :)

I'm like replying to your every comment lol.

I think a lot of us do that. lol. I want to go to bed, but I'm like "Oh wait, gotta check on Twitter first!" Then it's "Oh wait, I got a response on NMM!" Then I race around a bunch of new posts. It's like I have adhd when it comes to this site! (and that's not making fun of it really, it's just how it feels!) haha

LOL I do that all the time.

we're gonna be those people who have the huge string of comments that goes way off the page that you cant even reply to anymore because there are so many... but thats okay. Im used to it.

LOL. I never did that before.. Sometimes when I have a convo with some person on here that's almost going off the page, I stop talking to them lol.
But since I won't be really doing anything later tonight.. then why the hell not?

I just reply on the disqus.com page so that I cant tell when Im making a huge mess on NMM.org lol

haha... yeah here it's like 1:14am and I have to work at 9 but so what! Thats what naps are for ;)

LOL Im doing the same, we're such a powerhouse.

WOW you are fast with these comments... I like it lol

Hahah lol . thanks .

absolutley. its such a powerful song...

*restarts song*

It is.
But my friend told me that the singers sound like they're dying.. but she doesn't have good taste in music..
so she doesn't count.

I also love Muse.. who in my opinion should be on every soundtrack...

I can't find the words to say, their overdue
I traveled half the world to say I belong to youuuu uuUuUuUuuuuuuuu

YESSS!
It's like they are the epitome of all the Twilight playlists.

And I have to say that I love the intro to I Belong To Youuuu .

sometimes I cant stand listening to "Possibility" or "Roslyn" because they make me all ooey gooey inside and a little sad :/ but they are such good songs. Dam*it this is going to be such a good movie. Ive already come to terms with the fact that Im probably going to spend about 50 bucks on seeing it many many times lol

me tooo! and i heard they played Roslyn as the bg music for the breakup scene! holy crap. i don't think i'm gonna make it. and after that, they're gonna show the Charlie-Bella scenes.. which obviously is gonna make me cry additional tears! as if it weren't enough!

lmao.. i'm already saving up for the 20th! sooo excitedddd :)
ok i REALLY have to go and sign off now because i just realized i have this huge exam tomorrow that i forgot to study for.

and i'm not getting a fat F. okay it was really nice talking to you! goodnight.. for real :)

do you know what victoria is wearing in the last frame of Twilight? Like what does she wear to the prom?

SO not only did I stay up way past my bedtime, but then I felt like I had to catch up with the group and read NM chapter 2. So now Im at work and pretty tired lol but its ok :)

Good, you have inspired me to go to sleep.

Much <3. Goodnight for real!!! lol

This is such a beautiful photo...
http://begumblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/re...

Okay Im really going to bed now, I swear.

OMG! That was bloody beautiful! I totally love it! Thanks for posting! : )

Thought that was one of those expensive, porcelain dolls in her arms.

wow that is stunning....

do you know what victoria is wearing in the last frame of Twilight? Like what does she wear to the prom?

Isnt it a fur coat or something like that?

Yeah I think so.

isnt it!!!! I love it so much. I mean I know its not real, but man its good.

Oooh. Some people on Twitter are saying that it's the U2 concert in Vancouver tonight and some say Rob/Kristen might be there.
Who knows.

love the avi... if they are there, they will probably be hiding on their own private tent or something lol

yeah true..
but it's not confirmed or anything...

oh and thanks! i just love how they're staring at each other... fieeerrceee!

I bet they just sit around and do that... lol jk

Yeah they eyef*ck each other all nigghhhttttttt.

LMAOOO god I so would if I were them :)

3 minutes to 21 days: Exactly 3 weeks away.

From

The

Moan

Surround

Sound

This comment made my day! Thank you! :)

LOL. It's making my week hahah.

So. close...

LMAO, Edward's moan coming from all sides.

Okay, people keep talking about that moan, and I CANNOT wait to HEAR.

If you cannot wait, then you should watch LOL. J/K, I won't badger you.

It's a really sad scene. And it's very complex if you stop and think about all the subtle things Robsten do that convey how difficult this relationship is.

That scene solidified how much better it will be from Twilight. When the little scenes are good, you know you're in for a treat.

mehwhahahah love that ! ahhhhhhh! 21 days!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't breathe LOL

ok i need a new boyfriend
b/c taylor is pissing me off this week. so disappointed in him.
*notices paul*
"hmm....paul how u doin?"
*paul smiles*
"u kno i love it when a man gets angry...."
i think i'm switching to team hotheadedpaul or team M.O.A.N.S. lmao

My friend doesnt understand why the Cullens are rich... I am trying to explain this to him...

Granted it's a guy, so Im not expecting any miracles here lol...
Im like listen, when you're an immortal doctor, money just accumulates!

How exactly is that hard to understand I mean hello, I’ve been on the earth for like a few hundred years, I don’t eat anything other then animal blood, um and hey we know someone who can tell us the lotto numbers, not that hard lol

I know, I know. But like I said, it's a man. You know how they are in disbelief over anything.

I'm like darling, relax. Its fiction...

"I KNOW but STILL!!" lmao...

*sigh*

Dear Alex... And Taylor... And Kristen... And Chris... and, of course Rob:

Because of you, NTJB is trying to stop being one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60cl7bKCMw

and become one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDkcJ-62uuY

With Love,

NTJB

Nice way to get around the no vulgarity rule here.

BTW I love both of those songs. I sing to Sarah McLachlan all of the time. I do part of my vocal warm-ups to her Surfacing album.

LOL.

Oh, the 90s had some great singer/songwriters, didn't it? <sigh>

Alex is freaking sexy as hell!!!!!!! I can't believe i did'nt notice it before!!!!but i have seen the light and it looks GOOD!!!!!!

ahhhh... yes.. paulex..

that is all... *giggles*

hehehehe. damn! why cant he just say it? for sure he know something right? *wiggles eyebrows* ^_^

They probably all know, and Summit probably threatened all their jobs for giving out information lol

yeah.. pfft. freaking summit. i guess i know that by heart by now. *wink* ^_^

god! paulex is soo HOT! damn! i need another pair of shamanties! where'e TSO? ^_^

LOL I dont know! I havent seen her in a little while... did she come back from her dinner date alive??? *crosses fingers*

hahaha. oh yeah. she did. she sent me a msg earlier. i was actually waiting for her reply. maybe she's asleep now. must be tired from her "date". hehehehe. ^_^

Haha.. aww I wish I could hang out with you guys. No one lives in Michigan though, or at least not that Ive seen. You're no where near me!!! hahah. Well girlie Im going to bed. Its been real, as usual..


See ya soon!

hmmm.. i think i know someone who does. but im not sure who from the tons of girls i know. so sorry.. i cant help u. oops... ^_^

sure thing! u should definitely sleep now. nice talking to u! talk to u soon! ^_^

nighty night.

OooOOOO Babyyyy why are you married!!!

*hides, hoping no vamp girls see my comment*

I am so sick of hearing reporters ask the twilight people if robstin are dating, I mean come on like there gonna tell you, just leave it alone, I bet all the stars are getting a bit cheesed at having to answer it all the time, how bout you ask them some original questions

That was the first question, too. It's not even like Jamie tried to butter Alex up into spilling the deets LOL.

Alex was such a sport. Love him.

i know, very good of him, but I bet if they asked every start who worked on any of the films they would give to same answer, so how bout dishing on some of the stunt work or some of the scene that they filmed, or how cool it was to go to wolf camp and train with all the wolf guys

Absolutely. It was a privilege for those E! people to interview Alex and they waste it on Rob. Just not right.

For example: "Jackson, instead of asking you about Robsten, we will ask you about perhaps filming a nude scene."

(Viewers go uuuuupppp!)

PAULEXX!!!...
why the R/K questions plp get over it..WHO CARES!!..
i want to know what his boxers look like, or how his bedroom looks like..or how he smells like...
Not effing Robsten!!..jeez!!....
ask the guy a real question!!..

man i'm late again!!

he is so delightful...i can't wait to see him go wolf on bella's a**...oh wait i already have...but not on the big screen *sigh* it's gonna b amazing

melissa should've have gave paul a bigger part in eclipse instead of riley's dumb story

LOL

Still haven't updated your twitter applications I see?

*points up to 3rd on post*

It really does help. I was on my way to bed when I got the text.

Good night!!!

*sticks tongue out* so! no i haven't but i will get first if it takes me all month darn it! one of these posts will have my name written all over it!
u just wait and see *crosses arms*

*sniff sniff*

Is that the smell of defeat?

Nah!!! It's the smell of determination. Good for you! It's nice to have that competitive fire burning within you. Set a goal, keep your eyes open and attack what you want. That's a good thing to do in life.

I look forward in fighting with you for the top. Just remember to play nice.

Ok, I'm REALLY going to bed now. You did this to me last night too!

Are you trying to make me too tired so I can't jump to be first? I've got my eye on you!!!

lol hey u wrote me 1st this time...but hmm that's a good idea.
tomorrow, well later today i guess..i will be focused. That top spot is MINE ALL MINE! good night!

Alex does know how to dress well! It is nice to see the playful side of him; much more attractive than angry!

Alex is such a sport. A sporty champ. A sexy sporty champ, not chimp.

I don't think Jamie asked Alex one question that wasn't related to Rob, Kristen, or Taylor LOL.

"a sexy sporty champ" - wow, that's a WAY more fun tongue twister than the ones I grew up with... LOL

and yeah, heaven forbid someone should ask him how he feels about fatherhood, if he misses his family when he's filming... geez!

Right On, Snowy!!

Oh my. He is beyond wolf temp hot in this video.

*sighs dreamily*
You can say that again...
I am becoming Team Paulex without even realizing it.


He was being such a bully though!
Lol I thought it was hilarious.. That poor man from ENews..

I know... But, I like bullies. I was waiting for Paulex to tackle that guy. Hehe

Lol!
Yeaah, I like bullies too ;)

He kept throwing him all those clothes! lmao.

I was thinking... I'd like to be in a store with him throwing HIS clothes at me. Bully me Paulex!

TSO my dear, that has to be one of the best ideas I've ever heard.

Paulex.....
In a dressing room....
Throwing his clothes..... at me....
*T H U D*

*starts to daydream again*
*shakes head*
Wait... what?
*sees CC on the floor*
*Slaps her gently*
*shakes her and screams at her*
Wake up CC! Wake up, please!
Dammit, stay with me.
*pulls out defibrillator*
Clear
*shocks CC*
beep beep beep beep
*hugs her tight*
Oh God, you're ok!
I thought I lost you for a minute there.
You scared the crap out of me.
now, let's hallucinate together...
BUT DON"T PASS OUT ON ME!

Sorry love! *gives TSO a warm hug* I'm passing out on you a lot lately! I just can never control the fainting when it comes to hot men... expecially hot twi-men. It hits me without warning! Shall we continue with our hallucinations of Paulex? (:

I've moved on to Rob hallucinations again. Join me!

Lol! Yeaaah, I did too.
Just look at my avi.

*stares at avi for 2 seconds*

I can't stare at it for too long.
You can just guess what will happen if I do.

LOL

i think i seen this on E!

EDIT
YEP i did....anyways! do any of wolf girls or paulex fans have a copy of the PEOPLE magazine alex is going to be in? i went to the store they didnt have it so im home disappointed....alex tweeted that it would be out.... he lied to me :(


LOL

well I saw the photo shoot on E! today and he look wet and gorgeous....they said it was out on Friday but I'm hoping I can get it tomorrow....

Hey TSH, I saw last night on ENews another interview with Alex during his People mag shoot. He was talking about working out and joking around with Rob and stuff. It was a really good interview. I tried to look for it on youtube, but couldn't find it.

They also showed shots of him drenched wet during the photoshoot. Yummy. Just letting you know, if you wanted to post it too on here.

Oh CF. Always lookin out for your fellow NMMers. You're awesome LOL.

Oh, I am being completely selfish on this one. Alex is soaking wet. Nuff said. LOL

OMG I saw that too....he was all wet in a pool looking amazing!!! Thats what I was actually looking for when I found this and I knew this hadn't been posted so I put it up.... I try not to be biased when posting but I currently can't post much due to work and it was either post this myself or send it in so the other bloggers could post it...

Ahh ... pfft .. you can be biased all you want. I don't think anyone will be complaining about Alex Meraz soaking wet. LOL

DAMN IT! i saw E! Tonight too! i musta missed it. ugh

see, there are very GOOD reasons for going State-side... like earlier access to People magazine... LOL

some stores get it on a specific day over other stores. its not universal. LOL

oh darn haha well i guess i will try again another day!

just ask them when they get new magazine issues. or go to another store.

Top Ten! Woohoo!
LOL @ All the save comment non-words.

I saw this on E! I love Alex's sense of humor, watching his interviews is always entertaining!

i wish he *would* actually strangle anyone who asks him ONE more time about rob and kristen!

LOL

oh..8th?

HAMMER TIME!

best strategy: DON'T ANSWER.

*sigh* I agree... maybe that's why Paulex tried to buy out the store... payback by hitting at the wallet... *smirk*

I do love how he says... *Daddy pays!"... OW!!!

oh yes, yes we do! :D

YES!!!!!!!

What a waste of his martial arts training lol.

6th=]]]...i dont count guest lol no offence to that name dude person
alex is such an effin sexxxy beast if i was like 5 years older he would need to hide

ddd

Edit: I would SO be his personal fitting room attendant!! Help him take off all his clothes, play a bit, throw some button fly jeans on him and then smooth them with my hands so that they mold to his body perfectly!

hey guys if you think chris weitz would be an awsome director for breaking dawn, then please go to this petition. the more signatures the better.

petitionspot.com/petitions/cw2directbd


also if you could spread the word.
thanks so much!

turns out it was a typo or something, its not new moon premiering in england, its twilight, i just checked, they changed it, that was a bad move though, got a lot of people's hopes up and down

I don't know if his wife would like to hear these fantasies of yours. I think she still cruises this website.

Oh, Mrs.Meraz actually gets to, how shall I put this delicately, um, feck him (LOL) so I'm sure she gets a kick out of hearing us go on and on about Paulex! LOL
Love you Mrs. Meraz!

I think to some extent she doesn't mind, but it must also be hard to read these statements sometimes. Hopefully she prepared herself for this onslaught when Alex got the part.

jeez... relax.. no need to get all pissy here. uptight much? chill dude! chill... we're all having fun here. ^_^

I'm not being pissy and I have no problems with everyone salivating over the wolfpack, geez I alone have had unclean thoughts of Rob and Jackson. I just keep thinking in the back of my head that Alex's wife might be in the chat rooms reading everyone's remarks. So, by all means talk away I am very easy going and any one that knows me in these chat rooms know's this. Don't take offense to what I said I was just stating that it's going to be hard for his wife to cope with his fame. I don't think Alex knows what he's in for. So in closing Marie I apologize if I offended you and as always Peace fellow Twihard.

hmm... i see ur point. though im pretty sure that he's wife is used to it by now if she really visits the site.

i really didnt take any offense with ur comments so no need to apologize for me. it's just that ur approach to her that bothered me. she's like making a happy convo with u and u're like being a snob to her with ur replies. like i said, chill... i dont want to tell u want to post here or anything here, we are all entitled to our opinion and we can express ourselves freely, but i would just like to suggest that u should lighten up with ur replies. there "lighter" ways to say it anyway.. im sure u've seen the convos here and people can disagree but still have fun.

i am so sorry if i offended u with my post. i hope to see u around here. and yes, peace my twihard. thanks... ^_^

I bet she just beams with delight knowing that SHE's married to THE man while all of you lust after him.

LOL

I wonder if she's a GF or a reg commenter? Hmm, the possibilities are endless, but either way, I am sure she gets her daily source of cackles from us!

Oh my goodness! What if she IS a gray face? Many here aren't too kind to the newborns. Oh I hope we've been nothing but nice to her!!

*clears throat*

Dear Mrs. Miraz,

We have nothing but respect for you. As you may guess, many of us here are rather envious of you being married to such a handsome and lovely man. But please know that we mean no harm in our silly banter. We do not mean a single thing we say. Um... well... that part isn't true. Many here have had not so pure thoughts about your husband.

But remember you are the one he chose to marry and bless you with a child.

Well, that's all I have to say.

Sincerely,
H2B

Yes, Mrs. Meraz...I wish you the best for your relationship, BUT, I do mean all the pervy things I say about your husband! LMAO!

errhem......go back to Taylor... the only one doing bodily inspections and helping him out is moi....and his wife....I'm still trying to get used to this sharing thing! LOL

LOL
*rolls eyes*
Yea, Im sure Mrs. M just loves to share Paulex with you...
*nods*
No problem there... hehe!!
*hugs*
Miss you!!

Hey you guys...do you think since Elipse is wrapping this Saturday that they'll have a clip in time to release with the New Moon movie??? I mean wouldn't that be the perfect way to end the credits for New Moon? They did have the first trailer back in May a little after wrapping in Italy, so the timing should be plenty, no?

Thoughts?

Please Summit....do me a solid and give this gift to me. PLEASE!!!!

Maybe that's the special gift they talk about when the fans reach 200,000 on twitter, who knows? But that is a really good thinking, i didnt even cross my mind that they would do that. Im hoping they do, it would be a good marketing strategy and then everyone would want to go see the new moon movie so they could also see the trailer to ECLIPSE. They have plenty of time to give us a little taste, i mean the movie comes out June of 2010.

I would hope so *crosses fingers* but I thought the special thing was the release of the official Eclipse Logo, I don't know, I hope I'm wrong and that they do show us a bit of Eclipse with New Moon, yeah!!!

LOL - TSH needs to go back to kindergarten... you never quite mastered the sharing thing, huh? :D

I don't blame you... I don't wanna share Rob, either... ;)

MOINE MOINE MOINE.....and have done no work so with the last MOINE!!! I will be off xx miss you ladies xx

MWAH... I miss you too, darlin'!
*gives TSH wolf-sized bear hug*

Miss you more my sweet morsel!! XOXO

Night love!

Goodnight TSH! I'm right behind you!

*grabs stuffed polar bear and glass of water*

Night night all!

*lips quivers as she stares at TSH from underneath wet lashes* But I share Taycob with you!!
LOL

*snort* darlin', I don't think TSH would care much about Taycob if she had Paulsex... :D

Oh, I know that! LOL That's her numero uno!

Paulsex...freudian slip or genius commentary? ;

LOL - actually, the credit goes to TSH herself - she slipped it in the other day, thought no one would catch on... but I'm on to that wily girl! ;)

oh yes....paulsex!!!! LOL

I'm surprised you didn't update your name to reflect the all important "S"... ROFL :D

jb

edit:
YAY for shopping!

BOO for asking him about the "R" word!

*giggle* the 'R' word....*rolls her eyes*

dw...ive been banished from saying it too....i can only say E/B...Bedward is the only couple i can root for....*sigh*

Sometimes I think if they are seeing each other they might save alot of anguish in the long run if they admit it. I think the media are more interested in the mystery of it all not the actually case of them having a relationship.

I see you're still gray. Have you tried to save a picture to your computer then upload it through Disqus?

If you still have my e-mail addy, I'll be more than happy to help you off line.

I'm having problems trying to get disqus to upload my picture.

LOL for a min I thought you wrote bj.....just what I want to give Paulex ROFL

.....hmm should I mod myself....?!

ROFLMAO... see? even innocent posts, and you're right back in the gutter! That's my girl! :D

*Goes to see if you were reported*

I can't even be bothered to look. Not like I could or would change it!

*Joins TSH in the gutter*

I'm all for a party in the guttter....lets see if we can take it to the sewer level!

woohoo! partay in the sewer... *passes out the rowboats*

Oh MY! I'm not even that DIRTY!!!

Um, well only id Effing goes there first, lol!

GUTTER PARTY GUTTER PARTY GUTTER PARTY

H2B! Welcome! I've been waiting for you, TSH said to expect you... ;)
*passes over unicorn cupcakes & champagne...*
I'll take good care of you down here, darlin' :D

Mm, I love champagne. OOh and cupcakes too? If being in the gutter is so much fun, why would anyone want to be anyplace else?

Thank you!!!

*takes a sip*

Tee hee hee the bubbles tickle my nose.

well, that's what I always say! I own property down here, lease & rent some of it out to others... always looking for new neighbours!
*refills H2B's glass* blow on it to stop the bubbles from tickling if you want...
*snorts* I said blow.... :D

speaking of...where is that dirty biker chick?? i miss her crass humor :(

The gutter is somewhat empty without her there....

well i can't so go ahead. LMAO

or do what JB suggests. LOL

LOL!! Well I'm sure my comment will vanish onto page two or something....seeing that I am not on here much!

*arches eyebrow at TSH*

come on!!!! she edited it, so now it looks like all I want to say is bj....Paulex.... !!

i mean, i'm just_sayin'....

*throws hands up in the air innocently*

just_sayin'! WOOHOO!!!!

*kisses imprintee*

Is it just me but I think it's pretty freaky seeing to Rob avis imprinting on each other. It's like Rob on Rob action.

*FACEPALM*

*goes back to the gutter with TSH*

ROTFL!!!!

oh my! I don't even know what to say....uh...um....Rob? action?
uh, I think I'll just_join you two in the gutter!

You two were kissing each other!!! It may have been platonic kisses but all I could envision was two Rob's kissing each other! I'm on the verge of icesploding over here!

hmm, kissing AND making those moaning sounds?
interesting....
*rolls up sleeping bag, & heads to gutter*

*kisses imprintee back*

i almost do it in real life, you know. when i'm doing regular emails and stuff i want to add the just_ to everything now! ;)

Haha! That's what ferni said too, she caught herself doing that in her HW! Lol

sorry! I'll go back & add it too.... Lol

ROFL!!!!

see? all better! LMAO

much!!!! But I just realised....JB= Just Bella....OMG being on EST time is making my brain go backwards!!!

well, I'm totally dyslexic sometimes so I had to stop & carefully type in j first THEN b...it was pretty hard! Lol

hardy ha.....go on take the pee out of me!

LMFAO!!!!

edit: No, dont mod yourself er..maybe add a P for PB&J? Lol

you edited your comment!!!! now people will read it and think I have BJ on my mind!

well...lets be honest here, dont cha? Lol

well I do now!!! Hmmm.....now where can I get a booty call!

Try the 5th floor! I hear there's some hunky East Coaster that has an apartment on that floor.

You might want to take the Welcome To America kit you received over the weekend. It seems like it was made just for an evening like this.

Mwahahaha

you dirty minx!!!

*lip starts to tremble as eyes start to well up*

What is it about you always calling me dirty? You're going to have everyone here thinking I'm a filthy beast. I'm a good girl gosh darn it!

*turns around in a huff and walks back down to the gutter*

don't go.....come hither you....I'll dance for you!

You'll dance for me? Um, will I get to smack your @$$ again?

*looks around with evil glint in eye towards ILW*

Yes I did smack her @$$ this weekend. What are you gonna do about it?

*lips quiver pitifully and tears well up in her eyes, spilling over like a cheap hooker's boobs when she wears a top 3 times too small*

I suppose TSH and I were not as strong as I thought...fine, I give up.

*puts on Mariah Carey's Greatest Hits and plays Butterfly*

I suppose if it's meant to be, she will return to me *bursts into sobs and runs to Rob's Closet to make herself feel better*

LOL

wait...you mean your job DIDN'T supply you with an on call Paulex look-a-like for you while in the states?
shame on them!!!
Lol

I know....just shocking...I'm stateside and nothing!

FIRST!

LOL

EDIT:
Hmm, funny. I just saw someone tweeting about this, then the tweeter disappeared and now this is posted on NMM. I wonder why?

lmao H2B u are always too eager to comment and dont delete the "type here" comment first!

Um, I have premature posting syndrome. I'm so ashamed!!!

OK!!!! I LOVE PAULEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OFC you posted this post LOL...

Will you shoot me if i tell you that Kiowa just bumped Alex off my No. 2 spot or embrace me cos thats one less chick to fight off??

*LE GASP*

it's RIMR's doing isn;t it?

No no no....im not rotating my list just to spite RIMR..

Kiowas single....younger then me but w/e.....so more reachable? gainable? ownable?

whats the word...?

I'll embrace you..... PAULEX IS MOINE!!!!!

*breathes a sigh of releif*

OK now i just have to watch out for RIMR

2nd...:(
Congrats on 1st bella7!:)

Wooo!!!!!! 2nd is just as cool static!!!! Congrats lol.

Thanks NTJB!:)
Very kind of you,but second best still isn't first.
What an extra letter can do,huh?-lol,who cares!Thanks anyway!:)
LMAO at screenname once again!!
I'd love to join this team!haha!

LOL. I think everyone will want to be in my team when NM comes out.

So true!But I'm the first member after the team leader!:)
Now,tell me congrats on 1st-lmao!
:((( I gotta go...I have class..Talk to you later!:)

Ah! Second! Yess!

*double-take* the avi is priceless! :D

Ha! Thank you. :D

Oh, that was so funny! Good job, Alex, don't tell us about Robsten. Tell us that Taylor is a chimp-wolf. Ha! :P

i just watched the comic con interview with taylor, ashley, kristen, and ROB, it was so funny, ashley starts showing kris her ring well robs talking, and he turns to them and says really loudly, SHUT UP! , you've all probably seen it 100 times, but no one else would support this jibber jabber-(i didnt mean that)

no you were first!!! RAWWWWR!

I was first?

LOL!!!! Nice avi!
Congrats! =)

Thanks!

H2B ~ Taylors like a chimp?!?!

TwiRoxSox ~ i think he meant energetic LOL.

Do you see how this conversation is so much better here on NMM and out of twitter?

Welcome home love.

Hey H2B, the countdown is coming so soon. I just bought my ticket for the 100 monkeys concert. It is going to be a late concert at that 11:30 p.m. central time. It's due to the NewCon going on that weekend I believe. I am just going to the concert though because they sprung the convention to late on us and couldn't rake up that kind of dough. I love how Alex describes Taylor like he is a chimp. I guess like you said because he is young, energetic, and playful. How's your week been? Mine has been interesting since we started drawing the human form and portraits in class. Sometimes it's frustrating since I am an non-traditional student and took such a long break from drawing and painting. Every student in my drawing class especially is fresh, new, and have had alot more practice than I have. Listen to me whine, sorry. Our homework for this weekend is a 2hr portrait of either ourselves or someone else so I think I am going to draw RPattz. Wish me beaucoups of luck and have a wonderful and safe Halloween.

LOL!
*grin* It's good to be back! =D

*hugs*

glad you are back hun. I missed you!

**hugs back** Missed you too! How did meeting up with H2B go??

it was super....I only found out what happened over the weekend and am glad you are back. Age is just a number....heck everyone knew how old ferni was except me till a few months ago and I invited her a long for a virtual encounter with me and ILW! which I quickly retracted when everyone was like 'TSH what planet are you on...Tay is one thing but seriously Ferni!!' LOL

People make mistakes all the time...you just learn from them and I really am glad you are back sweetie as this site is for all ages!

LOL, well I'm glad you are taking the news better than some people... **sigh**
=)

Now remember that! And don't you DARE go away again. I will hunt you down young lady and DRAG you back here!

And don't you think I wont do it either!

*slips back into NMM mama bear mode*

No worries, I'm here to stay! Whether you like it or not! ;) LOL
And feel free to drag me here whenever I am needed! lol

Baby Carny!! You're still in here!!

i thought it was cute that Alex talked about Taylor still being young and just wanting to play....aww....sounds like he was describing a puppy

LOL yeah I've been debating about here lately, but if you never find me here, you know where to go! ;)
It does! Sounds like he's a proud puppy owner! lol