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by LMCullen on October 19, 2009 · Comments

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We previously posted pictures of the Jacob Black, Alice Cullen, Edward Cullen, and Bella Swan Cardboard stand-ups. Now you can purchase: Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, Laurent, Victoria!

Vicky’s lookin’ mighty FIERCE!

You can order your New Moon stand-up here!

[Source: Via TwilightGuide.com, Thanks Pablo!]

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  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    I'm going by one of each and have a party. Who needs real friends? LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LOL
    Not me...
    *runs off to get a dozen Edwards & one of the rest*
  • iRunWithJasper
    now thats a party!
    :D ill be taking jasper **coughs** upstairs.....
  • Edward'sLove
    I can just see all the 911 calls now

    911 "What is your emergency?"
    caller " OMG I can't find him anywhere, someone has taken my Edward!"
    911 "Miss, are you calling to report a kidnapping?"
    caller "Yes, someone has taken my cardboard Edward, I can't live without Him. Tell the kidnapper I will pay anything to have him back. Please help"
    911 " Police are on their way, please make sure you have a photo to show them"

    caller runs inside to stack of Edward photos
  • IndiesR
    LMAO!!!!
  • team_YellowPorscheFTW
    haha, I can just imagine it. The cops are gonna be swamped with all of these missing cardboard cuttout calls! XD
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    LMFAO

    Hey who told you of MY call to the po po!?!
  • The Popper
    i was thinking of buying some for my halloween party, but if someone stole them..... OME!!..

    MOST DEF GO WOLFPACK/ VOLTURI/ AND KUNG FU PANDA ON THEIR A$$ES!
  • DreaminofCarlisle
    Anybody think my husband would mind a life-size cardboard Carlisle in our bedroom?
  • Be still my beating heart!

    Can I get the Carlisle one in the UK?
    Oh forForks sake my new man aint gonna be happy...however I will be VERY happy ;-)
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    I think they sell them on Play.com, Sax.... Not that I've ordered the whole set or anything...

    *whistles*
  • wannabeEsme
    OMC, another Carlisle girl! *High Five's DreaminofCarlisle*
    Im not sharing my sexy Daddy C cutout with anybody!!
    LOL
  • ROCKandROLLcullens
    16 LOL´s and only 5 LMAO´s so far.

    LOL.

    Yeah, now theres 17 of them...
  • wannabeEsme
    Seriously LOL!
    I cant end a sentence without a LOL attached!
    Oh and im a bit addicted to these too....!!!!!
    LMAO
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson
    I love them all...except Jaspers wig and the stance that RAchelle is in....weird.

    *sigh*...I need to drink my witty-coffee today. I got nothing. I should just call it a day. LOL
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    I think Rachelle was practicing squatting over a toilet in that pose!
  • Nice one Kimberlina!
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    LMAO!
  • Maybe she needed the loo...

    Or maybe she saw RPattzs new belgian mag pics and her fallopians exploded.

    In the pic she is on her way to the ER.
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    OMGG LMAO.

    That was graphic, but Hilarious.
  • Jaypat
    That's exactly what happened to me!
  • breesmom
    LOL

    Join the club! I never do mornings well. Always been a night person, I guess.

    Coffee!!!
  • Jaypat
    LOL

    I need some too.
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    When my Jasper one arrives in the post, I am seriously giving him a haircut!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    HMPH!
    You just hit and run these past few days... I MISS YOU!!!
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    WOLF!

    EDIT

    1st!!

    And Taylor's isn't bad. i was looking at it in Newbury Comics yesterday - Taller than me!

    EDIT AGAIN
    I had the Twilight Eddie on my porch - scared the pi$$ out of people! Think I will have to do that with Jazz.... LOL
  • congrats! :D

    lol @ eddie on porch
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Worked well to startle people. Repeatedly. Even me. LOL

    One night I came home from a party and had had a few then WHAM! Eddie on the porch. dropped my keys. LOL
  • LOL! at your house or someone else's?
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Mine. LOL
  • why would YOu of all ppl have an eddy one?? LOL
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    My best friends daughter had her BAt Mitzfa (I know I spelled it wrong) in March. It was a red carpet theme. We got all these cut outs of an Oscar, Eddie, all the HSM peeps, HM, and some others. The kids all walked the red carpet and the photographers were the paparazzi. At the end of the night the girls all had this huge fight over who got Eddie.
    My girlfriend's daughter had to make the decision of who got it - she knew how much I liked the books and the movie - so she gave it to me (easiest way to NOT pick a favorite friend LOL). SO I stood him up on my 3-season porch by my kitchen door. LOL the rest is history.

    he did finally get too damp to stand on his own BUT I still have him.

    I have the Oscar cut out right outside my cubicle at work. LOL
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    OMG 2nd
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    omgomgomgomg i have never been up here!!!!!

    *HOWL*
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Congrats on 2nd.

    Are you howling like a wolf and yet you are a vamp? LMAO! Well done! Another fence jumper!!!!
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    hahaha I cant help myself sometimes. Plus it's much more difficult to growl
    and sound sexy like they do, so for sound fx I will stick to wolfy lol
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    LOL that works - though we will all call you a fence jumper... It is out of love... Really... LOL
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    Haha... okay. I'll take it.
    I have to jump the fence sometimes.
    Like in Eclipse when Jacob comes back before the fight...

    YOWSAAAAAA
    It makes me sweaty.
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    LOL I know what you are saying...

    I will keep my opinions of Jake and his foolish-ness to myself. LOL. Needless to say I did NOT like who he imprints on AFTER kissing her mom... EEEEWWWW (wrinkles nose) WAY to MILF-ish for me... Like American Pie - GROSS! LOL
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    LOL... yeah and it kills me that we never get to know what happens to them.
    I want to know if Jake and his little girl (cringe) ever get to have a real
    relationship or what.

    Hmm...

    Stephenie I need to know!!!! lol
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    We know they will... BUT GROSS! I seriously hated that whole section. It totally grossed me out - I would have preferred Leah so they could double imprint or one of the Denali sisters, you know?
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    Yeah, it was shocking though. And I guess it kind of makes sense, if you're
    all dark and twisty like me.

    But I totally thought he was going to end up with Leah. Like absolutley for
    sure. I feel as if they were getting a little flirty and then it just
    fizzles out. Even if he didnt end up with her, I think maybe they shoulda
    had a little fun lol
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Since they didn't imprint right away (first looks after turning into wolf) So I knew it wasn't going to happen but still... the mother/daughter love thing is kind bad freaky.... Even for a shape-shifter/vampire saga...
  • CullenCrazed:)
    Yea I agree on the mom/daughter thing..was kindof like...um..keeping it in the family huh...ick but at the same time, I love how her story plays out. IDK, rereading it again and am still like...that is soooo wrong.
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    Yeah. Thats one of the reasons why it freaks me out when I see really young
    girls obsessed with the saga, and how they try to make it PG 13 for them...
    I'm like... wow this is SOO not pg 13 at all. The whole BD book is like "yes
    bite my headboard" lmao
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    The film companies wimped out on Wolverine this past summer - it so had potential to be an R movie but they watered it down...

    I hope Suckmit smartens up and makes it the R/ NR-17 it should be... LOL
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    They should just be like.... This film is unrated.

    It contains harsh sexual contact such as biting, riping and bruising.
    Parental discretion is advised.
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    LMAO! How about;

    It contains harsh sexual contact such as biting, riping and bruising.

    Unless you want a corrupt teenager - keep them away from this sexually explicit film....


    LMAO
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    I know dude. Some of these kids are going to try and replicate the scenes
    and end up with a concussion.
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    LMAO!
  • Edward'sLove
    wow I would love to get one of these for my bedroom! Well of Edward anyway
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    Oh my.... that is a little personal, don't you think?

    haha jk. I want one too.
  • marmarblack
    wow vicky looks awesome!!!!!
  • static22-Let'sBreakSomeRecs!
    Miss you already Rachelle...
  • edwardsparkles
    yay!! I've been wanting 2 arrange a partay with all the cardboard cut outs!! yay!! they look friggin awesome!!
  • Spectra
    I'm going to get these and have a surprise b-day party for my friend LMCullen. Muahahahaha!! Freakin' hilarious!!!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    I already have my Edward one for Halloween! He's smokin' hot...but I can't leave him out or I'll freak out everytime I look into my dining room.

    I had him standing up to show my sister, and then left for a few hours. I came back home later and screamed...I thought there was a burgler in a nice suit in my house!
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    LOL I have a huge poster of Rob by my bed... and I mean HUGE.

    Anyways, the light from my alarm clock glows on it in the night, so if I wake up and I'm out of it, it scares the living daylight out of me.

    And then I'm like... OH! Hi Edward.... zZzZzZZzzzzZz
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Yeah it was quite scary...I'll have to get used to him! At least in this New Moon one his eyes don't follow me. I'd pee my pants if he did that!
  • CullenCrazed:)
    Think it would be bad to wake up going " oh hi boys, which one wants to come warm me up this morning, now Carlisle you were with me yesterday, and Jake you have me later, Edward sounds like its you this morning, oh hell...all of you can handle me again" LOL I am thinking as a present to myself might need to have a few of the cut outs lol...of course Edward first....yummmyyyyy
  • wannabeEsme
    Hey, hey, hey finally we have a Carlisle cutout!!!
    Let me get a hold of that scarf, sexy Daddy!
  • breesmom
    LOL

    Too funny!

    Did you take him into your bedroom? What does your husband say?
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    OK, so my husband says that one night he's going to sit on the sofa in his underwear...beer in one hand, shot gun in the other, and shoot my cardboard Edward.

    Another day he offered to take him into the bedroom with us...and I laughed so hard...but no, he stays in our dining room...for now!
  • breesmom
    I'm laughing so hard at your husband right now. Too funny! I can just see him sitting there taking shots!

    Eek! That might be a little bit creepy, come to think of it, having cardboard Edward there, stalking you and your husband getting it on in your bed! Maybe you should leave him in the dining room.

    LOL
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    LOL, oh he is definitely staying in the dining room! I wouldn't put it past my husband to shoot up cardboard Edward...he'd giggle like a school girl after every shot!

    My husband should be a comedian for a living...probably not a lot of money in it though!
  • Ha freakin' Ha K!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    LOL, you can picture it huh? The sad thing is, I'm sure it'll happen a lot to me...
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    LMAO! Make sure you take loads of pics at Halloween - I can't wait to see your colleagues' faces when you bring 'Edward' into the office! LOL
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Yeah they're really going to know I'm crazy then! I've already told some people that I'm going to be Bella for Halloween...they give me the strangest look....
  • O_o.dogReadingEclipse.o_O
    13th!! woohoo!! :D it's not a big thing but still.:D
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    Yay!!! Your avi is SO cute!!!

    I love it.

    Congrats on your post
  • O_o.dogReadingEclipse.o_O
    thank you.:D
  • lutz_of_love
    oh im getting the emmett one! Wow! He's just the right size!
  • TLG_Waitn4GREENLIGHTonthePOTTY
    the right size for what? ;-)

    lolol
  • lutz_of_love
    to look at silly! *winks*
  • IndiesR
    They can make me a cardboard Edward....shirtless of course. :)
  • breesmom
    Not me...I'm holding out for the life-sized shirtless Rob/Edward body pillow for my bed...and of course, the inflatable one for the pool!
  • IndiesR
    Oh Snap! Please add me to that list!
    ROFLMAO!
  • TeamVampiresWearGucciSuits
    Why does Jasper always look like a constipated grandma.
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    I think it's his "look" for New Moon hahah.
    But really in combination with that wig and that face it really looks funny and not scary.
  • TeamVampiresWearGucciSuits
    yes, exactly! And he had that exact same look on his face all through Twilight, too.

    *sigh*

    May I say that I'm glad he didn't get to be Edward, no offense.

    Okay, strike that, but I really hope he was able to do something with his character in Eclipse. AND I'm looking forward to the paper cut scene in new Moon.
  • IsabellasLoveRob -TeamNovember
    LOL LOL LOL LOL!!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    Just one thing...who buys these things? And what do the do with them? I mean what's their purpose...I never understood that....I guess maybe for role playing LOL
  • Kay
    Lali come get your Jasper!!!!!
    Mabi come get your daddy C !

    finally cardboard standups of all the cast. tho i don't think they'll be selling like Tay or Rob. i know someone who will buy Kristen's, more than 1 to have her everywhere LMAO =)
  • wannabeEsme
    hey Kay, Im onto it!!
    my very own Sexy Daddy C at last!!!!!!!!!
    I cannot wait to tug on that scarf.
    *hello baby!*
  • vampiredork
    Oh, poor Jasper, what have they done to your hair??
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    ha ha ha ha @ all the comments so far very funny!

    Not sure I would want one of these in the flat....is not like having the real thing...... and they haven't made one for Felix and Demetri how come ??? Summit come on make one pleeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeee

    lol
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Felix is too big - you wouldn't get him in through the front door! lol
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    Ijust have to put him under my arm sideways and he will fit, then upright when he's in, I have high ceilings lol

    spur of the moment thinking there lol

    PS I have got tickets for the last show in Cheltenham on opening night yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay so excited I can drooooooooooooool over Felix with Doc Jo and Rpatz_Dreamer weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Aw that's so cool that you gals are going to see it together! :) Im gonna be in Vegas on opening night - already have my tickets but will have to drag the boyf along to see it with me. He is dreading it! "Too many shirtless men for my liking," was what he said when he saw the trailer. LOL!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    oh dear is OhEdward not coming with her partner? I thought you 2 were going together leaving the boys somewhere in Vegas ....

    LOL there are some lovely ladies in NM as well he just hasn't seen them it will be a nice surprise for him lol
  • bean... I neeeeeeed iiiittt!
    Yeah, she couldn't make it unfortunately. :( I think I will have to email my boyf that pic of Ashley that was posted today - that might perk up his interest a bit! ;)
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    oh yes and I can scan the female pics from the New Moon stars mag for you so he's got something to lookfirward to lol
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    Hey girl!! Sorry really off topic but since this is kind of a hilarious post I thought I might add a hilarious vid I found:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrV9p5vo8qY&feat...

    The line: just grab your d-ck and double click had me totally LMAO!!

    Rob is right though: the internet is for porn! Eyeporn!!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    ROTFLMAO very funny

    how do you find these things lol
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    I found it on robsessed... freaking hilarious!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    it really is hysterical:D
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    I let my bf watch it... he didn't like it, haha!! Maybe cause he was afraid that I caught him... haha, he knows it's true!!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    he he he he he he he he he poor man what do you put him through lol
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    I know.... wait till I come home with a cardboard Edward... he's going to die!! Huhuh... just joking...
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    you hard woman .... have some mercy ...lmao
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    Ah... I will... when I straddle him tonight... LMAO!

    Btw I noticed that you and a few other NMM girls set up this blog Rob's closet, how do I become a follower??
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    All About Edward is in the kknow I just posted a few pics last night still new at it lol

    you and your rampant $ex life ............... miaow
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    Ok, I'll ask her when I see her around.

    Hahaha.... nothing to complain in that department!! My man is sexy!!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    I envy you! :)

    If you get your a$$ on twitter she's there now!!!

    LOL
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    Ehm... still not on twitter... But just commented on the Jacksons wig post over at Rob's closet... you guys come up with the weirdest stuff... I like it!!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    he he he we are just having a bit of fun with weird pics we find .... it gets a bit heavy on here sometimes lol
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    True... sometimes I come across a comment which makes me want to shout: Why... so... serious!!! Like Heath Ledger in The Dark Night... but a little less dark, haha...
    Maybe you can send it the stupid vid I just posted. Or do you only post pics??
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    I think we can do videos I'll have to check with AAE
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    Ok... I am downloading Itunes at the moment cause tomorrow they'll release a real, new and actual clip from New Moon, and we'll be able to download it for free!!
    And I want to download the NM soundtrack as well.

    Here's the link:
    http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/10/19/new-moon-c...
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    oooo excellent I've ordered a special edition of NM soundtrack, will get here in the post if the postmen stop striking silly gggrrrrr
  • Dutchie (Rob sets me on fire)
    Oooh exciting!

    I am off now... it's 1 AM already, have to be up at 7 again.... Bye hon, night night!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore
    off to bed myself trying for an early night lol
  • missshewolf
    I went to the page and there's only Edward and Bella? Or I just can't find Jake?
  • NTJB-TeamNOtoMRforBD!
    Alright wolfi!!!

    <starts to convulse>

    Where's the unicorn maker?!?!? Where's the unicorn maker!! Where's the unicorn maker?!?!?
  • missshewolf
    Can somebody help me please?I want to order one Jacob cardboard for my friends birthday.Where can I order Jake?
  • Name
    What the hale? No Rosalie cut out? :(
  • wannabeEsme
    No Esme either :-(
    LOL
  • Andrea
    It's so not fair! :( I'll take Carlisle though. :)
  • wannabeEsme
    you and me both!!
    Oh the games I could play......
    LOL
  • yurwoundingmy_eggo
    I think Laurent & Emmet look H-O-T!!
    Now where is Esme, Rosalie, wolfpack & the volturi?!
    .......maybe they thought it was too much to make them all?
  • You are most certainly welcome, LM :)
  • team_YellowPorscheFTW
    Oh Hale yessss, I'm totally gonna get me a Jasper cut-out now! ^.^
  • bellaslittlecactus
    hahaha....the Victoria one kinda makes me laugh...'cause Rachelle looks like she's trying hard not to laugh...lol
  • iRunWithJasper
    Squeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakk i want my jasper cut out !!!!! :DDDD
  • iWannaBreakHousesWithEMMETT
    holy hell im getting that emmett one(; we went to the mall the other day and all the stores only had edward:( ew:(
  • TheHoneyBear
    I don't want to sound rude and offending.
    But who would really want a Victoria or Laurent standup in your bedroom/house?
    That's just scary.
  • xoBellaCullenxo
    so buying these!!!!! :)
  • cutesweetiezzz
    Ohhhh wow.

    I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS NOW!!! haha
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