I'm going by one of each and have a party. Who needs real friends? LOL

LOL
Not me...
*runs off to get a dozen Edwards & one of the rest*

now thats a party!
:D ill be taking jasper **coughs** upstairs.....

I can just see all the 911 calls now

911 "What is your emergency?"
caller " OMG I can't find him anywhere, someone has taken my Edward!"
911 "Miss, are you calling to report a kidnapping?"
caller "Yes, someone has taken my cardboard Edward, I can't live without Him. Tell the kidnapper I will pay anything to have him back. Please help"
911 " Police are on their way, please make sure you have a photo to show them"

caller runs inside to stack of Edward photos

LMAO!!!!

haha, I can just imagine it. The cops are gonna be swamped with all of these missing cardboard cuttout calls! XD

LMFAO

Hey who told you of MY call to the po po!?!

i was thinking of buying some for my halloween party, but if someone stole them..... OME!!..

MOST DEF GO WOLFPACK/ VOLTURI/ AND KUNG FU PANDA ON THEIR A$$ES!

Anybody think my husband would mind a life-size cardboard Carlisle in our bedroom?

Be still my beating heart!

Can I get the Carlisle one in the UK?
Oh forForks sake my new man aint gonna be happy...however I will be VERY happy ;-)

I think they sell them on Play.com, Sax.... Not that I've ordered the whole set or anything...

*whistles*

OMC, another Carlisle girl! *High Five's DreaminofCarlisle*
Im not sharing my sexy Daddy C cutout with anybody!!
LOL

16 LOL´s and only 5 LMAO´s so far.

LOL.

Yeah, now theres 17 of them...

Seriously LOL!
I cant end a sentence without a LOL attached!
Oh and im a bit addicted to these too....!!!!!
LMAO

I love them all...except Jaspers wig and the stance that RAchelle is in....weird.

*sigh*...I need to drink my witty-coffee today. I got nothing. I should just call it a day. LOL

I think Rachelle was practicing squatting over a toilet in that pose!

Nice one Kimberlina!

LMAO!

Maybe she needed the loo...

Or maybe she saw RPattzs new belgian mag pics and her fallopians exploded.

In the pic she is on her way to the ER.

OMGG LMAO.

That was graphic, but Hilarious.

That's exactly what happened to me!

LOL

Join the club! I never do mornings well. Always been a night person, I guess.

Coffee!!!

LOL

I need some too.

When my Jasper one arrives in the post, I am seriously giving him a haircut!

HMPH!
You just hit and run these past few days... I MISS YOU!!!

WOLF!

EDIT

1st!!

And Taylor's isn't bad. i was looking at it in Newbury Comics yesterday - Taller than me!

EDIT AGAIN
I had the Twilight Eddie on my porch - scared the pi$$ out of people! Think I will have to do that with Jazz.... LOL

congrats! :D

lol @ eddie on porch

Worked well to startle people. Repeatedly. Even me. LOL

One night I came home from a party and had had a few then WHAM! Eddie on the porch. dropped my keys. LOL

LOL! at your house or someone else's?

Mine. LOL

why would YOu of all ppl have an eddy one?? LOL

My best friends daughter had her BAt Mitzfa (I know I spelled it wrong) in March. It was a red carpet theme. We got all these cut outs of an Oscar, Eddie, all the HSM peeps, HM, and some others. The kids all walked the red carpet and the photographers were the paparazzi. At the end of the night the girls all had this huge fight over who got Eddie.
My girlfriend's daughter had to make the decision of who got it - she knew how much I liked the books and the movie - so she gave it to me (easiest way to NOT pick a favorite friend LOL). SO I stood him up on my 3-season porch by my kitchen door. LOL the rest is history.

he did finally get too damp to stand on his own BUT I still have him.

I have the Oscar cut out right outside my cubicle at work. LOL

OMG 2nd

omgomgomgomg i have never been up here!!!!!

*HOWL*

Congrats on 2nd.

Are you howling like a wolf and yet you are a vamp? LMAO! Well done! Another fence jumper!!!!

hahaha I cant help myself sometimes. Plus it's much more difficult to growl
and sound sexy like they do, so for sound fx I will stick to wolfy lol

LOL that works - though we will all call you a fence jumper... It is out of love... Really... LOL

Haha... okay. I'll take it.
I have to jump the fence sometimes.
Like in Eclipse when Jacob comes back before the fight...

YOWSAAAAAA
It makes me sweaty.

LOL I know what you are saying...

I will keep my opinions of Jake and his foolish-ness to myself. LOL. Needless to say I did NOT like who he imprints on AFTER kissing her mom... EEEEWWWW (wrinkles nose) WAY to MILF-ish for me... Like American Pie - GROSS! LOL

LOL... yeah and it kills me that we never get to know what happens to them.
I want to know if Jake and his little girl (cringe) ever get to have a real
relationship or what.

Hmm...

Stephenie I need to know!!!! lol

We know they will... BUT GROSS! I seriously hated that whole section. It totally grossed me out - I would have preferred Leah so they could double imprint or one of the Denali sisters, you know?

Yeah, it was shocking though. And I guess it kind of makes sense, if you're
all dark and twisty like me.

But I totally thought he was going to end up with Leah. Like absolutley for
sure. I feel as if they were getting a little flirty and then it just
fizzles out. Even if he didnt end up with her, I think maybe they shoulda
had a little fun lol

Since they didn't imprint right away (first looks after turning into wolf) So I knew it wasn't going to happen but still... the mother/daughter love thing is kind bad freaky.... Even for a shape-shifter/vampire saga...

Yea I agree on the mom/daughter thing..was kindof like...um..keeping it in the family huh...ick but at the same time, I love how her story plays out. IDK, rereading it again and am still like...that is soooo wrong.

Yeah. Thats one of the reasons why it freaks me out when I see really young
girls obsessed with the saga, and how they try to make it PG 13 for them...
I'm like... wow this is SOO not pg 13 at all. The whole BD book is like "yes
bite my headboard" lmao

The film companies wimped out on Wolverine this past summer - it so had potential to be an R movie but they watered it down...

I hope Suckmit smartens up and makes it the R/ NR-17 it should be... LOL

They should just be like.... This film is unrated.

It contains harsh sexual contact such as biting, riping and bruising.
Parental discretion is advised.

LMAO! How about;

It contains harsh sexual contact such as biting, riping and bruising.

Unless you want a corrupt teenager - keep them away from this sexually explicit film....


LMAO

I know dude. Some of these kids are going to try and replicate the scenes
and end up with a concussion.

LMAO!

wow I would love to get one of these for my bedroom! Well of Edward anyway

Oh my.... that is a little personal, don't you think?

haha jk. I want one too.

wow vicky looks awesome!!!!!

Miss you already Rachelle...

yay!! I've been wanting 2 arrange a partay with all the cardboard cut outs!! yay!! they look friggin awesome!!

I'm going to get these and have a surprise b-day party for my friend LMCullen. Muahahahaha!! Freakin' hilarious!!!

I already have my Edward one for Halloween! He's smokin' hot...but I can't leave him out or I'll freak out everytime I look into my dining room.

I had him standing up to show my sister, and then left for a few hours. I came back home later and screamed...I thought there was a burgler in a nice suit in my house!

LOL I have a huge poster of Rob by my bed... and I mean HUGE.

Anyways, the light from my alarm clock glows on it in the night, so if I wake up and I'm out of it, it scares the living daylight out of me.

And then I'm like... OH! Hi Edward.... zZzZzZZzzzzZz

Yeah it was quite scary...I'll have to get used to him! At least in this New Moon one his eyes don't follow me. I'd pee my pants if he did that!

Think it would be bad to wake up going " oh hi boys, which one wants to come warm me up this morning, now Carlisle you were with me yesterday, and Jake you have me later, Edward sounds like its you this morning, oh hell...all of you can handle me again" LOL I am thinking as a present to myself might need to have a few of the cut outs lol...of course Edward first....yummmyyyyy

Hey, hey, hey finally we have a Carlisle cutout!!!
Let me get a hold of that scarf, sexy Daddy!

LOL

Too funny!

Did you take him into your bedroom? What does your husband say?

OK, so my husband says that one night he's going to sit on the sofa in his underwear...beer in one hand, shot gun in the other, and shoot my cardboard Edward.

Another day he offered to take him into the bedroom with us...and I laughed so hard...but no, he stays in our dining room...for now!

I'm laughing so hard at your husband right now. Too funny! I can just see him sitting there taking shots!

Eek! That might be a little bit creepy, come to think of it, having cardboard Edward there, stalking you and your husband getting it on in your bed! Maybe you should leave him in the dining room.

LOL

LOL, oh he is definitely staying in the dining room! I wouldn't put it past my husband to shoot up cardboard Edward...he'd giggle like a school girl after every shot!

My husband should be a comedian for a living...probably not a lot of money in it though!

Ha freakin' Ha K!

LOL, you can picture it huh? The sad thing is, I'm sure it'll happen a lot to me...

LMAO! Make sure you take loads of pics at Halloween - I can't wait to see your colleagues' faces when you bring 'Edward' into the office! LOL

Yeah they're really going to know I'm crazy then! I've already told some people that I'm going to be Bella for Halloween...they give me the strangest look....

13th!! woohoo!! :D it's not a big thing but still.:D

Yay!!! Your avi is SO cute!!!

I love it.

Congrats on your post

thank you.:D

oh im getting the emmett one! Wow! He's just the right size!

the right size for what? ;-)

lolol

to look at silly! *winks*

They can make me a cardboard Edward....shirtless of course. :)

Not me...I'm holding out for the life-sized shirtless Rob/Edward body pillow for my bed...and of course, the inflatable one for the pool!

Oh Snap! Please add me to that list!
ROFLMAO!

Why does Jasper always look like a constipated grandma.

I think it's his "look" for New Moon hahah.
But really in combination with that wig and that face it really looks funny and not scary.

yes, exactly! And he had that exact same look on his face all through Twilight, too.

*sigh*

May I say that I'm glad he didn't get to be Edward, no offense.

Okay, strike that, but I really hope he was able to do something with his character in Eclipse. AND I'm looking forward to the paper cut scene in new Moon.

LOL LOL LOL LOL!!

Just one thing...who buys these things? And what do the do with them? I mean what's their purpose...I never understood that....I guess maybe for role playing LOL

Lali come get your Jasper!!!!!
Mabi come get your daddy C !

finally cardboard standups of all the cast. tho i don't think they'll be selling like Tay or Rob. i know someone who will buy Kristen's, more than 1 to have her everywhere LMAO =)

hey Kay, Im onto it!!
my very own Sexy Daddy C at last!!!!!!!!!
I cannot wait to tug on that scarf.
*hello baby!*

Oh, poor Jasper, what have they done to your hair??

ha ha ha ha @ all the comments so far very funny!

Not sure I would want one of these in the flat....is not like having the real thing...... and they haven't made one for Felix and Demetri how come ??? Summit come on make one pleeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeee

lol

Felix is too big - you wouldn't get him in through the front door! lol

Ijust have to put him under my arm sideways and he will fit, then upright when he's in, I have high ceilings lol

spur of the moment thinking there lol

PS I have got tickets for the last show in Cheltenham on opening night yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay so excited I can drooooooooooooool over Felix with Doc Jo and Rpatz_Dreamer weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Aw that's so cool that you gals are going to see it together! :) Im gonna be in Vegas on opening night - already have my tickets but will have to drag the boyf along to see it with me. He is dreading it! "Too many shirtless men for my liking," was what he said when he saw the trailer. LOL!

oh dear is OhEdward not coming with her partner? I thought you 2 were going together leaving the boys somewhere in Vegas ....

LOL there are some lovely ladies in NM as well he just hasn't seen them it will be a nice surprise for him lol

Yeah, she couldn't make it unfortunately. :( I think I will have to email my boyf that pic of Ashley that was posted today - that might perk up his interest a bit! ;)

oh yes and I can scan the female pics from the New Moon stars mag for you so he's got something to lookfirward to lol

Hey girl!! Sorry really off topic but since this is kind of a hilarious post I thought I might add a hilarious vid I found:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrV9p5vo8qY&feat...

The line: just grab your d-ck and double click had me totally LMAO!!

Rob is right though: the internet is for porn! Eyeporn!!

ROTFLMAO very funny

how do you find these things lol

I found it on robsessed... freaking hilarious!

it really is hysterical:D

I let my bf watch it... he didn't like it, haha!! Maybe cause he was afraid that I caught him... haha, he knows it's true!!

he he he he he he he he he poor man what do you put him through lol

I know.... wait till I come home with a cardboard Edward... he's going to die!! Huhuh... just joking...

you hard woman .... have some mercy ...lmao

Ah... I will... when I straddle him tonight... LMAO!

Btw I noticed that you and a few other NMM girls set up this blog Rob's closet, how do I become a follower??

All About Edward is in the kknow I just posted a few pics last night still new at it lol

you and your rampant $ex life ............... miaow

Ok, I'll ask her when I see her around.

Hahaha.... nothing to complain in that department!! My man is sexy!!

I envy you! :)

If you get your a$$ on twitter she's there now!!!

LOL

Ehm... still not on twitter... But just commented on the Jacksons wig post over at Rob's closet... you guys come up with the weirdest stuff... I like it!!

he he he we are just having a bit of fun with weird pics we find .... it gets a bit heavy on here sometimes lol

True... sometimes I come across a comment which makes me want to shout: Why... so... serious!!! Like Heath Ledger in The Dark Night... but a little less dark, haha...
Maybe you can send it the stupid vid I just posted. Or do you only post pics??

I think we can do videos I'll have to check with AAE

Ok... I am downloading Itunes at the moment cause tomorrow they'll release a real, new and actual clip from New Moon, and we'll be able to download it for free!!
And I want to download the NM soundtrack as well.

Here's the link:
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/10/19/new-moon-c...

oooo excellent I've ordered a special edition of NM soundtrack, will get here in the post if the postmen stop striking silly gggrrrrr

Oooh exciting!

I am off now... it's 1 AM already, have to be up at 7 again.... Bye hon, night night!

off to bed myself trying for an early night lol

I went to the page and there's only Edward and Bella? Or I just can't find Jake?

Alright wolfi!!!

<starts to convulse>

Where's the unicorn maker?!?!? Where's the unicorn maker!! Where's the unicorn maker?!?!?

Can somebody help me please?I want to order one Jacob cardboard for my friends birthday.Where can I order Jake?

What the hale? No Rosalie cut out? :(

No Esme either :-(
LOL

It's so not fair! :( I'll take Carlisle though. :)

you and me both!!
Oh the games I could play......
LOL

I think Laurent & Emmet look H-O-T!!
Now where is Esme, Rosalie, wolfpack & the volturi?!
.......maybe they thought it was too much to make them all?

You are most certainly welcome, LM :)

Oh Hale yessss, I'm totally gonna get me a Jasper cut-out now! ^.^

hahaha....the Victoria one kinda makes me laugh...'cause Rachelle looks like she's trying hard not to laugh...lol

Squeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakk i want my jasper cut out !!!!! :DDDD

holy hell im getting that emmett one(; we went to the mall the other day and all the stores only had edward:( ew:(

I don't want to sound rude and offending.
But who would really want a Victoria or Laurent standup in your bedroom/house?
That's just scary.

so buying these!!!!! :)

Ohhhh wow.

I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS NOW!!! haha